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This film contains strong language
and adult humour.
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I had one of them upbringings
where violence,
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that meant, like, physical violence,
not mean tweets.
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Privileged, I know.
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Our parents, they really prepared us
for the future.
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Like, I was on an intermittent
fasting programme
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before it was even trendy.
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Some of the haters,
they called it starvation,
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but what the hell do social workers
know about dieting?
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The social workers, now,
they were great.
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They were amazing, so hands-on.
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By eight,
I still couldn't ride a bike,
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but I could spell fancy words
like "paedophile".
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By nine, I learned the word
"manslaughter".
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Although my dad taught me
that one the hard way.
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Man, I miss my mum.
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CROWD GROAN
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What?
Oh, yous think my dad killed my ma?
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That's dark. Yous filled in the
blanks there, yous horrible fuckers.
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No, Ma's an independent woman.
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No chance is she letting a man
put her six feet under.
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She done that herself.
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Heroin overdose.
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Legend.
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She died doing
what she loved...
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..ruining Christmas.
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No wonder you hate Christmas.
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I embellished that one a wee bit.
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It wasn't Christmas.
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No, no, it was my birthday.
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I'm surprised my ma
hasn't haunted me yet.
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Like, I'm invoking her
for the craic.
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She'd sooner haunt you
for shite jokes.
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She'd be proud. Aye, I hope so.
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Oh, shit. How do I look?
Like you're lucky you're funny.
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I just wanted to say, your comedy
made me think, and laugh.
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Well, that's the aim.
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Can I get your handle for my story?
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Come here, do you mind if I type it?
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It's my surname,
it's a wee bit tricky.
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See you around.
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Who was that?
That's Sorcha McCallan.
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Here.
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We are...
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ALL: Gen Z Sass!
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Let's overcome this feeling of
powerlessness and reclaim our voice.
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No more self-censorship.
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We're all about diversity,
inclusion and representation.
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The fuck are these dickheads?
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We have our audiences, as well as
ourselves in the studio today...
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It's a necessary evil, I'm afraid,
Mads.
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Here, did you hear about
that freshers gig?
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I got it. I got it!
I'm officially a booked comic.
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It's a nice fee as well, so I can
finally throw you a few quid
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for crashing on your couch.
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Are you sure you won't be spending
it all buying pints of kombucha
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for Miss Gen Z Sass?
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Here's hoping.
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That's dark. Yous filled in the
blanks there, yous horrible fuckers.
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No, Ma's a independent kind of...
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Oh, my God, Sorcha.
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Your Instagram story...
Right, we need damage control ASAP.
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Let's just craft a video
and take a stand.
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Against what exactly?
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That comic's systemic attack
on the working class.
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They don't have a voice on campus,
so we're their voice.
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Aren't your parents, like, surgeons?
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I literally have a cousin
that works at Tesco's.
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That's not really... Sorcha,
you've just associated yourself
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with someone punching down
on the marginalised.
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And the new Gen Z Sass line
has been ready to drop.
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We've been waiting on a viral
moment to cash in, so this is it.
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His jokes are clearly
his lived experience.
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Babe. You're already
losing followers.
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If you don't define the narrative,
someone else will.
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Unless you're OK to risk being
one of the next viral call-outs?
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SORCHA: This is first year
university student Tony Cadigan.
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By nine, I learned the word
"manslaughter".
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Tony thinks it's funny
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to poke fun at
the working-class community,
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portraying them as heroin addicts
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and violent criminals
who neglect their kids,
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further perpetuating outdated,
tired stereotypes.
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Tony has created an unsafe
environment on campus.
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Where his bigotry ends?
Can't say.
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But today, Tony,
you're facing consequences.
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We don't feel safe with you here.
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MESSAGES BEEP
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What'll I do about freshers?
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What do you mean?
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An audience for the students.
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You saw that reaction.
I can't do that set.
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I could make it worse.
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I could lose my bursary,
and then I get kicked out of uni
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and I'm stuck here forever
crashing on your couch.
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Your comedy got you that gig.
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I'm not about to be another
cancelled comedian.
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Here, record.
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RECORDER BEEPS
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Hi, I just want to say to everyone
who was offended by my jokes...
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RECORDER BEEPS
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I didn't even say sorry yet.
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RECORDER BEEPS
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This is first year university
student Tony Cadigan,
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who's recording a bollocks apology
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for some virtue-signalling BT9-ers
who are twisting his jokes
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for some sort of performative social
justice. Some people were offended!
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I find your shirt offensive.
Take it off.
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I find it offensive.
Mags, what are you on about?
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Stop talking.
Don't tell me to stop...
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No, as a member of
the working-class community,
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I find it offensive when you speak.
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As a working-class man,
I find this fucking ridiculous.
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No, your double standards
are fucking ridiculous.
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It's funny, that,
because that's what I thought
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your comedy was all about.
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PEN SCRIBBLING
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RECORDING BEEPS
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Hey, Tony. I wanted to say that...
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RECORDING BEEPS
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I'm trying to study for exams
at the moment but,
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you know yourself, TikTok's got me.
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I'm here, I'm trying to learn,
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and I'm just mastering dance trends
in sweat pants, like...
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Canteen food's a gamble.
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Like, I grab...
I grab what looks like a burger,
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I'm sat down, ready to have
my lunch, and it's like...
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..it's like chewing through
a yoga mat.
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Do you know what I mean?
Like, eight quid!
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I expected food here,
not a CrossFit challenge.
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I heard about friends with benefits
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but unfortunately,
I don't qual...
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Um, it's...
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I butchered it. It's like...
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It's like welfare.
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Like, I don't qualify for, um...
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It's... Shit.
No, that's a different set.
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This is fucking shite.
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How about fuck off, mate? Boo!
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Boo, boo. Oh, is that you, Dad?
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Sure, it only took you 17 years to
finish off that game of peek a boo.
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Consequences.
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CROWD BOO
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HEART BEATS QUICKLY
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Hey, Tony.
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Tony, can we talk, please?
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I didn't think the video through.
Then take it down.
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I just saw your show.
It was... Safe.
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..shite.
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Your original stuff was...
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Triggering, offensive, violent.
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..brave.
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Have you any idea
what your video's done?
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Like, I've been asking myself
why I do any of this at all.
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Why do you do it? Because...
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I don't know.
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It was better to make people laugh
than feel sorry for me.
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What is it you're doing
with your influence,
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up there in your ivory tower?
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I'm not like that. Really?
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Cos you say you're out to help
people like me,
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but see to be brutally
fucking honest, Sorcha,
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I think you're only
out to help people like you
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feel better about people like me.
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Tony has created an unsafe
environment on campus.
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Where his bigotry ends?
Can't say.
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But today, Tony,
you're facing consequences.
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PHONE BEEPS
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I heard about friends with benefits
whenever I came to university,
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but unfortunately, I'm not
the kind of... Freshers tonight.
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Look, um, last night...
You walked out on me.
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Cos it was upsetting to see you
like that, Tony.
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You know, people love your comedy
because it's real.
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It's raw, and it's fucking dark.
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But life's like that for some.
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You know, like,
you just have to ask yourself...
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..who are you going to be?
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KNOCKING
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Two minutes.
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CAMERA CLICKS
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Oh, my God. That's so cute. Ah!
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Hey! Sorcha, we saved you a seat.
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What?
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PHONE BEEPS
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Hi. I just want to say
to everyone offended by my jokes...
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..I've had time to reflect.
I see why people were upset.
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It's fucked up, my life.
It's hard to hear.
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And I know people want me
to apologise.
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So, here it is.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I grew up
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in one of the most socially deprived
areas in Belfast.
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Sorry my ma couldn't raise me
because she was
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too busy trying to deal
with her own trauma.
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Sorry I joke about my life
in an attempt
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to turn tragedy to triumph.
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Sorry if the way
I express my truth offends you.
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So, uh...
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Aye, do you know, I've had time to
reflect and I've realised...
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..I'll be fucked
if I'm rewriting my life
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to make you feel better about yours.
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CROWD CHEERS
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