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TV: Finally on the programme
tonight, the remarkable story
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of ten-year-old Josie Johns
from Gateshead,
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who wrote her name
and details on a balloon
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and then released it off
into the sky,
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hoping someone, somewhere
would find it and get in touch.
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This programme contains
some strong language
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What she didn't expect
was it to land in the garden
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of another ten-year-old girl,
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also called Josie Johns.
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Not only that, but she found out
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that their birthdays
were just three weeks apart,
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they both love Miley Cyrus
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and they both look
remarkably similar.
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Well, our reporter Lisa Abuba is
in Dunston in Gateshead for us now.
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Lisa?
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Thank you, Sharuna,
and what an incredible story.
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I am here with Josie and Josie -
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Josie 1, who let go of the balloon,
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and Josie 2, who found it.
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CAR HORN HONKS
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I haven't got all day! Come on!
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HORN CONTINUES HONKING
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Shit.
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Hiya!
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I saw that like.
Thanks for the engagement.
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You shouldn't post so much.
It makes you very easy to find.
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Ten years in
and I feel like you'd find me
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on a cave in a desert island.
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I could say the same.
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It's not even sunny.
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It was.
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I'm not going to apologise
if that's what you're here for.
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Apologise?
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And I saw how you pitted those
olives the other night,
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you dirty little perv!
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Oh, AND he wipes his cock
on the fruit and veg!
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Ha! No...
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Hiya!
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Ah, that? Doesn't matter.
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Turns out he WAS wiping his cock
on the fruit and veg.
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They had him on CCTV. Right.
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So they didn't sack you, then?
Oh, yeah. They sacked us.
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Right. Cos you know you deserved it.
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You made it so easy, though.
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Hi.
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CHECKOUT BEEPS
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That'll be 96.99. Ooh! Bargain!
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Ha...
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FACE RECOGNITION FAILURE BEEPS
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FORCED LAUGHTER
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First time's the charm.
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My phone's PIN-locked now,
so don't get any ideas.
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If it's your birthday, I know it.
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I'm not that stupid.
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It was payback for
the speeding fine, you know that.
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Yeah, well, it was payback
for the open day.
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Yeah, well, it was payback
for the dating profile.
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Yeah, well, it was payback
for the leavers' ball.
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Yeah, well. Yeah, well.
Yeah, well...
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Can I get you a drink?
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BOTH: I'll have a latte.
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Flat white.
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And...would you like to order?
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PHONE VIBRATES, RINGS
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And would you like to come through?
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The studio will be coming
to us shortly.
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Get here. OK!
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And if we can have just
everyone come in nice...
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Mam, can you come in
a little bit closer?
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Brilliant, brilliant.
And we'll give you these.
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Ah, very Pennywise.
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Just a bit of fun.
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Erm, OK. So, Josie...
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Which one?
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Ha. Erm.. You're right.
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This one.
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Mam, if we can... If we
can get you to take your hair down,
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because it would be great to have
you looking as similar as possible.
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And, Josie... Which one?
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THEY CHUCKLE
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Krishna on a bike, man!
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One, two. There.
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Josie 2, could I just ask you
to step in a bit.
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Mam, too.
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Of course you're Josie 2.
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Number two, the shit one.
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And you still are.
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You always will be.
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Won't you?
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Look at you.
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Josie...
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Josie?
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I'll...
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I'll have the same as her. Thanks.
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So, what do you want?
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We're on a listicle.
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Eh?
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The Top 54 Weirdest Coincidences.
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Number 42, The Josie Johns
Balloon Coincidence.
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We're on lots of listicles.
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This one's got a link, though.
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Us on Look North.
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I haven't seen it since it came out,
have you? No.
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ON PHONE: ..incredible story.
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I am here with Josie and Josie.
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Josie 1,
who let go of the balloon...
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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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Your phone's ringing.
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I'll be back in a minute.
Be right back.
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Don't go anywhere.
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Looka, Josie,
you really do need to get here.
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This is it now. I'm sorry.
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I'm on my way, Daryl, I just need
to sort something out here.
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It's for me Mam, it's something
she needs to hear before...
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The thing is, she's lost
consciousness. I'll be there.
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MAM: It's like seeing
what you could have won.
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YOUNG JOSIE: What?
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Her, out there.
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I feel like I'm in that
Gwyneth Paltrow film,
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but I got the crap timeline.
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Hurts me, you know, in here.
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You have hurt me, doing this.
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I'm sorry.
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Everyone phoning.
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"Eeh, they're exactly the same."
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Except, of course, you're not.
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Because you never could be.
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Because one of you's
got to be the shit one,
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and I knew it would be you.
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Why?
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TOGETHER: Just obvious, isn't it?
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Found it. What do I look like?
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You've seen it, then?
My fringe? Yeah. No...
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I am here with Josie and Josie -
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Josie 1, who let go of the balloon.
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and Josie 2, who found it.
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Look at me dad there.
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It's the, er...
It's other way around.
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Sorry? She let it off, Josie 2,
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and Josie 1, my Josie, she found it.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Yeah?
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No.
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Josie 1, who let go of the balloon,
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and Josie 2, who found it.
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So? She got us mixed up.
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Exactly! Come on,
we're going to the hospice.
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Hang on. What?
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To tell me mam I'm Josie Number One.
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Your mam's in a hospice? Yeah.
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Why? She loves the catering.
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No, but... What?
We haven't got time.
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Why are you still sitting there?
Come on.
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No... Stop it!
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OK, girls. Nice big smiles
when we're talking to Sharuna.
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Yes. Great, OK.
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Oh, this is absolutely fabulous,
girl. Yes.
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You are working it, Josie 1.
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Looking good, girl!
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Mm-hm!
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Yes, you are a natural, girl!
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Mm. Just a little bit less
from you, Josie 2.
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Don't want to crack the screen.
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MAM: Fuck's sake!
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We're fine. Everything's fine.
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It's very simple, OK?
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You're going to tell my mam,
who's in a hospice,
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receiving end-of-life care,
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that I'm Josie Number One.
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That I always have been.
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You've just seen it
for yourself in a video.
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Show your mam the video.
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I did, but she wasn't...
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She wasn't taking it in,
so I need you to tell her.
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It needs to come from your mouth.
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Your perfect, stupid mouth. Ha!
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OK. Right.
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I'm sorry about your mam,
I really am, but this...
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I don't want any part of this.
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No. Hold on. Josie, wait!
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Josie! Josie!
DOOR OPENS
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Josie! Josie, man! Josie!
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Stop it! This is ridiculous.
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I know, that's what
I've been saying all these years,
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and that stupid reporter
mixing us up.
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What does it matter?
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Because one of us is the shit one.
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Eh?
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And...I cannot have my mam dying
thinking that it's me.
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But you ARE the shit one.
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What?
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You were then, you are now.
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Why?
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Just obvious, innit?
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They say it's bad luck, you know.
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What is?
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Meeting your doppelganger.
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They say if you meet your double,
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you'll die.
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Ron, man!
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Bloody hell!
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Pfft! You'd die.
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Why me?
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It's just obvious, isn't it?
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PRODUCER: And studio coming
live in five, four,
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three, two, one.
PHONE RINGS
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RINGING CONTINUES
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Hello? Is that Josie? Yeah.
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Josie, it's Daryl.
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Look, I'm so sorry, pet,
but your mam, she's...
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She's passed away.
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If it's any comfort,
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she went pain-free.
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Josie?
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Josie, are you there?
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Josie?
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I'm sorry. Really.
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All these years
being compared to you,
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always coming up short.
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We're stopping now.
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This...endless back and forth,
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it's clearly not healthy.
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OK?
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What are you doing? Josie...
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That's enough now.
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Get off me! You're a fucking psycho!
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BALLOON POPS
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Yeah.
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I stop this.
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This is my time now.
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You'd die.
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It's just obvious, isn't it?
It's just obvious, isn't it?
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Obvious, isn't...
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MUSIC: 99 Red Balloons
by Nena
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99 knights of the air
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Ride super high-tech jet fighters
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Everyone's a superhero
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Everyone's a Captain Kirk
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With orders to identify
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To clarify and classify
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Scramble in the summer sky
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99 red balloons go by.
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