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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:41,124 Let us dance... Let us dance! 2 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:45,796 Let us dance... Let us dance! 3 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:18,537 Oh, Lord! Solve the mysteries of love... 4 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,086 Oh, Lord! Solve the mysteries of love 5 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,463 Tell us the benefits of it 6 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:32,509 I just can't fall in love, no matter how hard I try 7 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:37,556 I just can't fall in love, no matter how hard I try 8 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:44,229 Your eyes have finally met mine 9 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:48,442 Let us play some music and dance! 10 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,945 Let us dance... Let us dance! 11 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:56,158 Let us dance... Let us dance! 12 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:02,122 Let us dance... Let us dance! 13 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:07,210 Let us dance... Let us dance! 14 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:33,612 I don't know whom I will fall for 15 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:38,700 And when I do, everyone finds out! Dear Lord! 16 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:48,293 Every agony gives me joy, and a purpose to live. Dear Lord! 17 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:51,588 Dear Lord! 18 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:56,259 There are lies and there are mysteries 19 00:02:56,259 --> 00:03:00,597 That is what keeps the fire in love, ignited 20 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:06,269 That is what keeps the fire in love, ignited 21 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:12,025 Your eyes have finally met mine 22 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,986 Let us play some music and dance 23 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:19,783 Let us dance... Let us dance! 24 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:24,746 Let us dance... Let us dance! 25 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:30,210 Let us dance... Let us dance! 26 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:35,340 Let us dance... Let us dance! 27 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,892 There is no problem then. 28 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,103 That's a deal. Bye. 29 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,565 Bulla, what are you singing this time? 30 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,901 Hey, Handsome! Hey, Handsome! 31 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,488 Hello. Buddy boy! 32 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,741 I make a promise, I keep that promise. 33 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,706 How are you, man? Relax... 34 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,627 Don't rush so much. Give me my commission first. 35 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:17,007 Then take it. Or should I call my dad to read it for you? 36 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,259 Why are you cursing your father? 37 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,094 Cursing? Let it be! 38 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,888 Give me the ticket, and take the commission. 39 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,019 Hey! Do you want my whole store as commission? 40 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,479 Chelsea Champion... 41 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:36,318 - And four lottery tickets with these. - Only two! 42 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,029 Okay. 43 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,491 If the Indian team gets to the finals, don't come to me. 44 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,577 Sir... take four. 45 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,463 - What's up? - Yeah, right! 46 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,382 Hey! I'm not that type. 47 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,842 I got flowers. 48 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,639 Why were you staring? 49 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,520 Strange! Did you see how she was staring? 50 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,190 - I'm not some creep. - Let it be. The tickets... 51 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,363 Bangladesh and Canada... 52 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,782 Who needs Bangladesh versus Canada? 53 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:27,452 I need India versus Pakistan. Hey! 54 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,997 Oh, no! An hour late! 55 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,417 Oh, blimey! An hour late! 56 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:40,006 If the house is not in the budget, we'll figure something out. 57 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,803 Okay, I'm getting a call from my mom who's in Bathinda. 58 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,226 Oh, gosh! 59 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,146 Eat your sandwich and get going. 60 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,065 I don't care if she pulls my eyes out. 61 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,116 Look, I touched you by mistake. 62 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,368 Well, I am not the clingy kind of guy. 63 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,787 - Never mind. - Okay, okay. 64 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,664 I also don't mind. 65 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:18,086 - Did I allow you to sit? - You didn't say no either. 66 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,094 - All those are occupied. - Hey, handsome! 67 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,679 Hey... 68 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,641 Tell me. You didn't receive it yet? 69 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,020 I swear by Chelsea, I sent it this morning. 70 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,064 What are you talking about? 71 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,151 I would never lie after swearing upon Chelsea. 72 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,905 What is your zodiac sign? 73 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,659 Listen, I'm already engaged. 74 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,622 I am here to receive my fiancé. He's coming from Birmingham. 75 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,584 So what? No... 76 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,629 What am I doing? Do you think I'm flirting? 77 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,215 Unbelievable! Typical Indian woman. 78 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,177 - Sorry. - Never mind. 79 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,013 Everyone makes mistakes. 80 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,225 Myself Ricky. Ricky Thukral. 81 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,522 And I'm Alvira. Alvira Khan, from Lahore. 82 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,608 Not the typical Indian mentality. 83 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,949 Thank God! 84 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,288 Napkin! 85 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,919 Take it. My best friend is also from Pakistan. 86 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,880 His name is Hafi. 87 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,091 Hafeez Pathan, business partner. 88 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,053 He sends me the latest Indian pictures from Pakistan. 89 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,013 I make a copy of those DVDs here 90 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,473 and sell them. 91 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,560 Marketing of pirated films! Wow! 92 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,898 As if you have never watched a pirated film. 93 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,318 I don't watch Hindi films. 94 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,905 - That's a lie! - It's true... honestly. 95 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,493 So, do you watch Pakistani films? They are amazing. 96 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,913 I watch foreign films. 97 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,208 French, Chinese, Iranian and sometimes Hollywood. 98 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,044 Sometimes Hollywood? They are so good. 99 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,965 That is why I quit doing that DVD business long back. 100 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,301 Now, I have a real estate business. 101 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,346 My parents love Indian films. 102 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,266 My dad wanted to name me Madhubala. 103 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,101 And my mom wanted to name me Sadhna. 104 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,107 Alvira is a very beautiful name. 105 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,360 You are flirting again. 106 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,989 Why would I flirt? I, too, am engaged. 107 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,283 Really! Look, original topaz. 108 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,994 I'm here to pick up my fiancée. 109 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,079 She is in the same train as your fiancé. 110 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,624 Does she have a name or do you always call her fiancée? 111 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,419 No, she has no name. That was such a stupid question. 112 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,214 What is it? 113 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,053 - Anaida. - Anaida! 114 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,930 Yes, Anaida. 115 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,559 So, where did you guys meet? 116 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,813 We met at the Ritz Hotel for the first time. 117 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,153 - Ritz? - Yes, the one in Paris. 118 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,655 The one where Princess Diana and her boyfriend had that tiff. 119 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,158 We were there that night. 120 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,243 Diana looked so hot! 121 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:41,164 I was sitting a few feet away, at a distance where I could touch her. 122 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,917 That is when I saw Anaida. 123 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,753 She was hundred times more beautiful than Diana. 124 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,630 She was an assistant manager at the Ritz back then. 125 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:04,062 Diana and Dodi got to the gate 126 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:08,024 and then, photographers started coming in, from everywhere. 127 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,109 Everyone had their eyes on Diana. 128 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,862 But I was fixated on Anaida. 129 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,907 Diana and Dodi were about to end their love story 130 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:20,161 while our love story was about to begin. 131 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,958 You must have heard of the saying, 132 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,627 "When two people in love die, 133 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,213 two people are born, who are destined to be together." 134 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,341 You were wearing a suit? 135 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,302 Yes. 136 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,139 You see... God made men. 137 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,976 And tailors made gentlemen. 138 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,979 What did I say? That God made men 139 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,648 and after that, tailors made gentlemen. 140 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,441 That's what Mr. Hafi says. 141 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,152 You don't seem like one who wear suits. 142 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,698 Unbelievable! 143 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,741 Such a big event was about to happen in Paris, 144 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,118 and all you care about is my suit! 145 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,038 Were you there to rent the Eiffel Tower? 146 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,917 We have a great antiques business going on! 147 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,377 We went to Paris for a deal. 148 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,798 DVDs, real estate, antiques... Wow! 149 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,260 These days, you cannot stick to just one job. 150 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:23,975 Mr. Hafi was supposed to bring the antique suppliers from Bombay. 151 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,687 While in Paris, I was looking after the buyers. 152 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,981 And these antiques were stolen, right? 153 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,903 Nobody was buying them in India anyway. 154 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,573 So what if people sold them off to make a few millions? 155 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,783 It is money earned purely by hard work. 156 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,702 Yeah, right! 157 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,539 Do you want to hear the rest of the story or not? 158 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,166 Finish your story. 159 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,335 What a jerk! Who does he think he is?! 160 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,338 I'm gonna feed his own tie to him! I'll knock his head off! 161 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,214 - Jerk. - Three and a half hours late! 162 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,258 - Jerk. - Who the fuck does he think he is?! 163 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,594 We waited for them for almost three hours. 164 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:04,182 And I was getting desperate waiting for Mr. Hafi to come and make the deal 165 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:07,185 so that I could go out with Anaida to celebrate. 166 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,354 Hafi! 167 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,482 Pick up the phone! 168 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,402 - Hello. - Hi, Ricky. What's happening? 169 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,490 - Mr. Hafi! - Yes. 170 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,993 - Where are you? - I'm stuck in Bombay. 171 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,537 What are you saying! 172 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,582 - Yes, actually. - I'll be in trouble here. 173 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,168 All my stuff got caught. 174 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:36,047 - I hope you didn't get caught. - No, I ran away before I could. 175 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,216 Have the buyers left? 176 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,176 No. 177 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,761 Everyone is right here. 178 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:46,432 Get out of there, I'm telling you. That's what we have done in life. 179 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,394 And handle the situation well. 180 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,021 I hope for you we never cross paths again in Paris. 181 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,899 - Or in France. - I'll never do business with you again. 182 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,442 If I ever see your ugly face around here.... 183 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,070 All these French people are furious. 184 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,156 You fucking jerk. 185 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,492 I guess, they're abusing me. Hello! 186 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,620 Hello! I just got a call. Please don't leave. 187 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,247 Hello! Hello! 188 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,915 - Excuse me, sir. - Hello! 189 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,043 Your bill. 190 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,879 The-- please! 191 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,049 - He's asking for a signature. - Signature, please. 192 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,884 - This guy is not letting me go. - Please! 193 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,387 Just a minute. I don't want... 194 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,264 Help... 195 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,143 You were staying at the Ritz with empty pockets? 196 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,981 That guy who was supposed to come from India to sell the antiques 197 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,859 was supposed to finance the entire trip. 198 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:41,487 I didn't even have enough to watch some cabaret. 199 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,239 And where was Anaida during all of this? 200 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,949 I'll tell you everything. 201 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,410 Let me continue... 202 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,538 I couldn't take my suitcase, as they would catch me. 203 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,331 That is why I put everything in my pocket 204 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:59,172 wore all the clothes over what I was wearing, and left. 205 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,132 She was standing pretty close. 206 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,718 She got so worried seeing me 207 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,637 - that she said... - Are you all right, sir? 208 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,848 I almost died at that moment. 209 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,559 She was talking so sweetly while I wanted to sneak out of that hotel. 210 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,236 Check the air-conditioning. 211 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,031 Take my calls. I'll be back by evening. Okay? 212 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,033 Okay. 213 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,285 The key... 214 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,120 Signature, sir. 215 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,873 Search him! 216 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,751 - Search him! - I'm tired here! 217 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,588 Excuse me. 218 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,548 Yes. 219 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,884 Thank God we got him. 220 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,178 He could have stolen a lot more. 221 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,514 I ran his credit card: it's useless. 222 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,433 No credit card? 223 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,726 Why? 224 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,561 When was the last time you paid your bill? 225 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,230 I just paid. 226 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,898 The credit card company claims 227 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,983 you didn't pay anything for the past year. 228 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,236 They are lying. 229 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,364 Never use this card! I'm regretting it. 230 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,659 Well, be careful with that. 231 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,744 Make sure it doesn't tear. 232 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,079 It's a lottery ticket. 233 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,290 The first prize is one million pounds, and the second, a trip to Hollywood. 234 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,002 Assume that you're holding one million pounds right now. 235 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,713 Mr. Thukral, I'm sure you'll win this lottery 236 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,423 and become a millionaire 237 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,135 but you must pay this bill right now. 238 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,722 Ms. Anaida, look... 239 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,976 staying in France doesn't make you French. 240 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,312 There is still Indian blood running through your veins. 241 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,690 My parents are from Karachi. 242 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,611 I am Pakistani, not Indian. 243 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,655 Pakistani? 244 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,490 I thought that I was done for. 245 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,410 It seemed, she was out to exact revenge for her ancestors. 246 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,081 You Indians, I tell you! 247 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,250 You always are geared up to fight. 248 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,377 And then you claim that Pakistanis seek revenge. 249 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,007 - What do you mean by geared up? - Don't you know the meaning? 250 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,842 I'm sorry, I don't. 251 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,761 It means, ready. You always are ready to fight. 252 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,350 I am just geared up to tell you my love story. 253 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,768 Am I trying to fight here? 254 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,562 Why would you? 255 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,814 I'm not even Pakistani. 256 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,065 What? 257 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,401 I'm British, you know. 258 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,613 Oh, so you are British! No problem, then. Long live the Queen. 259 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,161 Where was I? 260 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,039 So Anaida was sitting in front of me. 261 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,457 And I was standing. 262 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,418 We've lost too much time on this fucking jerk-off! 263 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,836 He doesn't have a dime! 264 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,380 - We should call the cops. - Sure. 265 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,551 - What are they talking about? - Suggesting calling the cops. 266 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,803 No. Don't even think of doing that. 267 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,765 Think about it. Had this not happened 268 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,351 and we both had met in a normal scenario, 269 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,561 the situation would have been completely different. 270 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,104 We would have gone to the top of the Eiffel Tower 271 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,857 and you would have screamed, "I love you, Ricky! I love you!" 272 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,068 - And I'd say, "I love you, Anaida." - I said, watch it. 273 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,030 I'll do whatever you tell me. I'll do it. 274 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,242 Until the entire bill is settled, I'm yours. 275 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,786 Even otherwise, I'm yours. 276 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,330 Just follow me. 277 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,708 - Please stay with me. - Should I take my clothes off? 278 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,712 I'll be drenched in sweat, please! 279 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,466 Well, where is the bathroom? 280 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,470 Solomon... Ricky. 281 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,723 He can't pay. 282 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,642 I'm going to cut him in half! 283 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,852 Don't let him off the hook until he's pay off his debt. 284 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,273 Anaida seems quite a brute. 285 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,401 Hey! That's my fiancée you're talking about. 286 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,902 Sorry. 287 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,698 So, how long after starting to do the dishes did she show mercy? 288 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,619 - What is my name? - Ricky Thukral. 289 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,622 - That's right. - Rascal. 290 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,165 Rascal. 291 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,751 Let it be. Okay, try this. 292 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,338 - Scoundrel. - Scoundrel. 293 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,257 That's great, man! 294 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,175 Scoundrel means, my dear. 295 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,553 Where is Anaida? 296 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,596 She's sad. 297 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,557 Speak in a language I understand. 298 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,100 She's sad. 299 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,812 What? Why is she crying? 300 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,190 She's sad because the Princess of Whales died. 301 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,986 Today's her funeral. 302 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,119 - Madam? - What do you want? 303 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,455 Me? Nothing. 304 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,169 But you'd need this. 305 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,962 Just leave me alone. 306 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,549 Take it. My best friend is also from Pakistan. 307 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,594 I have these. 308 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,555 This is a special handkerchief. 309 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,558 It makes a beautiful face more beautiful. 310 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,984 See? The tears are gone 311 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,903 and the smile is back. 312 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,322 - More beautiful. - Thank you. 313 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,450 But why are you crying? 314 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,288 It's Diana's funeral. 315 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,875 Today? 316 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,587 London? 317 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,466 I so badly wanted to go. 318 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,012 So, do what you want. 319 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,765 Let us both go to Diana's funeral. 320 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,767 I couldn't get a leave. 321 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,520 Unbelievable! 322 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,897 You didn't get a leave for such an important job! 323 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,192 They make you slog! 324 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,240 By the way, when you come to London next time, 325 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,743 stay at my place. It is small, but manageable. 326 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,873 No... 327 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,668 I think, it'd be too small for you. 328 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,552 Thukral... 329 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,303 Do you want to go home? 330 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,852 If I let you go, my boss will fire me. 331 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,646 Believe me, Anaida. As soon as you let me go, 332 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,566 I will bring all the money from London and pay you back. 333 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,401 But what if you don't return? 334 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,902 I will be screwed. 335 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,072 I will not let anybody screw you. 336 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,700 Just one chance. Please! 337 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,839 As soon as I landed in London, I went 338 00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,050 straight to Diana's memorial. 339 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,803 You went to a funeral? 340 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,014 I never waste even a drop of water on a dead body. 341 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,474 I would think so. 342 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,727 Mr. Hafi loved Diana. 343 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,397 Whenever I mentioned Diana, he would take a deep breath. 344 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:19,361 Look... I am sitting here, as if I lost my beloved. 345 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,490 My beloved is gone, yet I am here, alive. 346 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,618 - We're doomed, Hafi. - What happened? 347 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,746 We will have to go back to Paris to settle the hotel bills. 348 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:31,290 - Lend me some money. - Are you out of your mind? 349 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,751 Have we ever paid for anything that we would do it now? 350 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,753 No. 351 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,505 But today, we'll have to. Give me some money. 352 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,758 I said, no. Period! 353 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,641 Forget about it, dear. See what I have here. 354 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,392 Hafi... 355 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,394 I'm so stressed and you're busy showing me this picture. 356 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,314 It's not just a picture! See the back of it. 357 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,652 We'll go to Hollywood now. 358 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,195 You won the lottery. 359 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,446 You have won the lottery! 360 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,657 Your wish of going to Hollywood has come true. 361 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:09,537 We will both go to Hollywood! Hollywood! 362 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,082 Why are you so quiet? 363 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,546 - Oh, so you lost it? - No, it's with Anaida. 364 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,506 - Who is that? - The manager of that hotel. 365 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,132 - How does she look? - Very beautiful. 366 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,469 - I understand. - What do you understand? 367 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,931 I had to leave my stuff with her. She didn't even allow me to leave Paris. 368 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,057 That ticket was in my wallet. 369 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,685 I have told you so many times to stay away from women! 370 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,520 They always take away what's important to us. 371 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,231 - Get it back from her. - How? 372 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,984 If I go back without her money, she will have me arrested. 373 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,696 You will get me into trouble someday. 374 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,197 Hafi, must you lift your kurta everywhere? 375 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,199 If I move, I'll lose this place. 376 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,453 Here. And don't tell that girl that you won the lottery. 377 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,372 Now go. 378 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,125 Go away. 379 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,751 I will bring you some perfume from Paris. 380 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,171 Okay, bring the perfume and I will use it. Go now. 381 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,802 I dreamt of going to Hollywood 382 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,179 but it was Hafi who had financed the ticket. 383 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:14,476 But I really wanted to go to Hollywood with Anaida. 384 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,189 I convinced myself that she was way out of my league. 385 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,566 She would never agree to go with me 386 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,568 and I'll have to settle for Hafi. 387 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,653 I just wanted to pay the bills, get the ticket back. Simple! 388 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,989 Rascal! 389 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:30,868 We thought you'd never come back! 390 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,036 What did he say? 391 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:35,581 He says, he cannot believe that you actually came back. 392 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,874 How could I have not come back? 393 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,667 You had my lottery ticket. 394 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,880 You came back for the lottery ticket? 395 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,965 And also to settle the bills. 396 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,136 This is the entire amount, including the cab fares. 397 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,807 Good. Solomon. 398 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,144 Give me my stuff back now. 399 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,939 Get his things. 400 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,454 Why is she so furious? 401 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,665 Please. 402 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,834 Why is she angry? 403 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,128 I don't know. 404 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,590 We missed you. It's sad without you in the kitchen. 405 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:30,219 - How long are you staying? - My ticket! 406 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,727 - Madam! - What do you want? 407 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,271 - That. - What that? 408 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,316 The thing you're holding. 409 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,026 That is also mine. 410 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,737 It is in my hand, so it's mine. 411 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:52,324 What are you saying? It was in my wallet. 412 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,660 And I left the wallet with you. 413 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,246 - With whose permission did you go? - Yours. 414 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,164 What if I hadn't given you the permission? 415 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,209 I would have to stay here. 416 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,421 - Or I would have been jailed. - But you weren't. 417 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:10,217 - So? - So, this ticket is my fee. 418 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,303 - Fee? - To save you. How do you say? 419 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,597 My cut. 420 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,517 Goodbye. 421 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:24,273 My God! She was so clever! 422 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,024 I know. 423 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:29,236 So, how did you end up getting engaged with her? 424 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,574 Well, that is a different story altogether. 425 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:48,797 My beloved, why don't you stay back? So that I can look at you all the time! 426 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,049 Life is short, so stay back for some time 427 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:55,596 Life has no meaning without you 428 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:14,615 You are like the fragrant mint in my life 429 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:18,744 You are like the fire that can destroy anything 430 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:23,749 I might be in some corner of your heart 431 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:27,753 So give me my ticket to Hollywood back 432 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:32,466 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood 433 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:33,509 Give it back 434 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:37,054 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood 435 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,180 Give it back! 436 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:41,767 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 437 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:42,851 Give it back 438 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,980 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 439 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,191 Give it back 440 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,745 You are like the fragrant mint in my life 441 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:06,416 You are like the fire that can destroy anything 442 00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:33,902 You are not on the ground, walking on clouds 443 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:39,157 Stop and give me a chance to feel you 444 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:48,083 The place you pass from, in the city 445 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:53,422 I will wait for you there all my life. 446 00:27:53,422 --> 00:28:00,262 No, no, monsieur! No, no! Not that simple, just get lost 447 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:04,349 You will never get your ticket to Hollywood 448 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,475 Give it back 449 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:09,021 Ticket to Hollywood My ticket to Hollywood 450 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,063 Give it back 451 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:13,483 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 452 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,735 Give it back 453 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:18,447 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 454 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,489 Give it back 455 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:22,910 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 456 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,786 Give it back 457 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:42,930 Gimme, gimme, gimme my ticket Gimme, gimme my ticket 458 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:47,726 No, no... Monsieur, no, no No, no... Monsieur, no, no 459 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:52,022 - My ticket to Hollywood - No ticket to Hollywood 460 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:56,109 - My ticket to Hollywood! - No ticket to Hollywood 461 00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:01,907 My beloved, why don't you stay back? So that I can look at you all the time 462 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:04,201 Life is short, so stay back for some time 463 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:07,871 Life has no meaning without you 464 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,834 It is quite stubborn and stern 465 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,212 This heart is so adamant 466 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:20,217 When it falls for someone, it never budges 467 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,932 You are the queen of France 468 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,351 While I am a townie 469 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:34,773 This isn't accepted in our society 470 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,819 No, no... Monsieur, no, it is not that simple 471 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:41,446 Get lost from here 472 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:46,535 Give me my ticket to Hollywood back 473 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:50,330 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood 474 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,373 Give it back 475 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:54,793 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 476 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,044 Give it back 477 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,840 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood 478 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,882 Give it back 479 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:04,261 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 480 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,429 Give it back 481 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:10,142 You are like the fragrant mint in my life 482 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:14,271 You are like the fire that can destroy anyone 483 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:17,065 Give it back! 484 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:36,877 Ticket to Hollywood! My ticket to Hollywood! 485 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:39,963 - Ticket to-- - Okay, enough. It's not funny anymore. 486 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,844 You really wished to go, right? 487 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,348 So, you should go. 488 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,019 Besides, Hollywood would suit you better. 489 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:59,149 Hafi and I won't fit in the world of glamour. 490 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,068 We both can just be. 491 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:05,113 Until the lottery result came out 492 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,407 we were excited. 493 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:12,037 There... You would take pictures there, wouldn't you? 494 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:17,250 Please send them to me. I will see Hollywood through your eyes. 495 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,755 Take it. Come on... 496 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,924 To heck with your ticket. 497 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,385 If you didn't want the ticket, why did you make me beg for it? 498 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,514 I don't want the ticket, but Thukral. 499 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,559 I was waiting for him to come 500 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,271 and to hug him. 501 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,899 And then, he'd kiss me. 502 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,360 Hey! 503 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,904 How many more Thukrals do you know? 504 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,448 Only one stupid, idiot, moron Thukral. 505 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,409 The one who came back for the ticket and not me. 506 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,372 What are you saying? 507 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:57,541 Just go away! 508 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,711 Don't be angry, please. 509 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,048 I did come back for you. 510 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:09,386 I had planned that we would go to Hollywood together. 511 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,306 So, why didn't you ask me? 512 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,394 You are just 513 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,646 out of my league. 514 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,942 You would mind if I had even touched you. 515 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,572 But I didn't mind using your handkerchief. 516 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,449 I only got more beautiful. 517 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,080 There will be only one bed there, and two of us. 518 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:40,959 I can adjust. 519 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962 It's only for seven days. 520 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,674 Just seven days. 521 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:57,434 I was thinking of adjusting for all my life. 522 00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,729 For my entire life. 523 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,195 Okay. 524 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,698 What are you saying? 525 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,784 I'm saying, I love you, idiot. 526 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,250 I love you, Anaida. 527 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:35,722 You sacrificed your ticket for her? 528 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:41,394 The moment she said "my cut," that was my turning point. 529 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,564 I had decided that she is my type. 530 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,691 I could sacrifice my life for her, let alone a ticket. 531 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,818 Really! I must commend. 532 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,697 - What? - You are a romantic. 533 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,659 Nice! 534 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,244 A while back, 535 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,829 you weren't even ready to share this table with me, and now... 536 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,624 - Now what? - Now... 537 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,586 It's your turn. Tell me! 538 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:09,381 When did you first meet your fiancé? 539 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,383 Now don't be a gossip girl. 540 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,096 So, it's arranged. 541 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:19,683 The guy is from Birmingham, with a good five-figure salary. 542 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,059 What are his hobbies? Cricketer... 543 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,769 Rubbish! 544 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,564 It is not arranged? 545 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:29,526 Superman got us together. 546 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,528 Does he own a comic-book store? 547 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,114 Have you been to Madame Tussauds' Wax Museum? 548 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:35,865 Of course, I have. 549 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,535 There are models of so many Bollywood celebrities there. 550 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:42,914 Mr. Gandhi, Mr. Nehru, Ms. Indira, Ms. Aishwarya, Mr. Amit... 551 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,833 Amitabh Bachchan, you see. 552 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,796 There aren't any of your Pakistani celebrities there. 553 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,550 Anyway. So you went to Tussauds'. 554 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,427 I went with my cousin Humaira. 555 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:58,972 Madam Tussauds had a superhero-special program-- 556 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:01,975 Batman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Superman... 557 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,477 There were huge models of all of them. 558 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:08,148 Humaira, my cousin, was jumping around, looking at them. 559 00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:10,275 Sister, take a picture of this. 560 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,611 Sister, take a picture of that. 561 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,452 Watch out! 562 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,926 Had the good-looking statue fallen on me, 563 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,929 I would have been dead. 564 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,807 But the true hero came to my rescue. 565 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,771 I really wished to kiss him right away 566 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:49,522 and to propose. 567 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,901 Did you kiss him? 568 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,696 You didn't say "I love you" either? 569 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,157 I couldn't. 570 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,327 When I was six, I took an oath. 571 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:06,373 Dear God, I will never fall in love 572 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:10,752 with an Indian or Pakistani. 573 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,922 Please find me 574 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:18,843 a white, British guy just like you. Amen. 575 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,600 Sorry, I'm on the phone. 576 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,560 Yes, this is Steve. 577 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,728 Bollocks! 578 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,814 I've already said, I don't want this case. 579 00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,482 Don't ever call me again. 580 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:36,194 Your name is Steve? 581 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,280 Yeah. 582 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,409 But you look... 583 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:46,079 Mom's British, and my father is Punjabi. 584 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,039 Ouch! 585 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,209 - My foot hurts! - Left or right? 586 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,294 Both. 587 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,712 Did it really hurt that much? 588 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,047 No, silly. 589 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,342 Steve would have left, had I not made that excuse. 590 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:03,972 Nice! I would have done the same. 591 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,932 But you had taken an oath, right? 592 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,226 He is half British at least. 593 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,603 I can compromise a little. 594 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,273 I must commend. 595 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:42,594 - Drink something? - I'd like a Pepsi. 596 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,761 Not Pepsi, actually. 597 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,096 A 7-Up. 598 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,266 Actually, Tango. And chips, 599 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,561 cookies and that chocolate. 600 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,356 I was praying 601 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,943 that this Humaira should just disappear somehow. 602 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,488 I was getting such a lovely foot massage. 603 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,616 He had magical hands. 604 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,710 He had such delicate fingers 605 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,296 but such strong arms. 606 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,840 He came to drop me in my bedroom. 607 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:32,477 He was forcing Michelle to dance. 608 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,481 - Michelle? - That's her name. 609 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:40,068 Michelle didn't want to dance 610 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:42,445 but he insisted. 611 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,156 I stopped him. 612 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,618 So, he hit you so hard? 613 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,663 Just a scratch. 614 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,374 His plastic surgery is still going on. 615 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,211 Then, Michelle and you-- I mean, 616 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,505 are you married to her 617 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:04,175 - or are you still dating? - She wasn't the one. 618 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,181 Your parents are amazing. 619 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,559 He went straight into your bedroom, and they didn't even mind? 620 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:16,396 Why would they mind? He saved their daughter. 621 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:19,357 They thought he was the perfect one for me. 622 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,859 Really? 623 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,570 That rogue met you less than an hour before 624 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,446 and you were already dreaming of marrying him. 625 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,490 - Rogue? - It's true. 626 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,701 He had such a huge scar on his face. 627 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:30,785 Obviously, he was a rogue. 628 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,663 Forget it. I won't continue my story. 629 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:38,960 Okay, sorry. You get into so many minute details. 630 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,463 Those are the most fun parts. 631 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:45,758 How we saw each other, what he said... 632 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,761 how he touched me... 633 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,097 - Where he touched me. - Who said what? 634 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:55,059 Good night. Don't let Superman bite. 635 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,936 Good night. 636 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,404 Darn it! Phone number. 637 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:11,618 Steve... Steve! 638 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:19,250 Hey, Steve! Hey, at least give me your phone number. 639 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,210 Please! 640 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,423 Where would I have looked for him? 641 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,592 There are thousands with the name Steve in London. 642 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,512 The next day was a wreck! 643 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,974 But when I reached home the next evening... 644 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,230 I'll get it. 645 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,109 - Hello. - Hi. 646 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:49,280 Hi. Thanks for the flowers and the chocolates. 647 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,033 - Can you walk all right? - Just about. 648 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:54,327 Then, perhaps you need another foot massage. 649 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,745 My car's waiting. 650 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:58,039 - Bye. - Bye. 651 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:07,465 Wow! Ouch! 652 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,845 You're laughing at me! I was in so much pain. 653 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,850 It's because you lied. 654 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:21,479 - If you lie... - It turns into the truth someday. 655 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,023 So, you may lie by all means... 656 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,485 but only to such an extent that you can tolerate it when it turns true. 657 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,488 That's what Hafi says. 658 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,032 Did you go there, crippling? 659 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,072 I did reach his office somehow 660 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:16,826 but as soon as I entered that place, I was awestruck. 661 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,377 I'm no beggar 662 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:30,298 but this man looked wealthier than the prince. 663 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:34,343 With just a snap, women would line up for him. 664 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:43,019 I was scared for a second, but then I thought 665 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:45,354 that I will deal with whatever the situation. 666 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,243 - Hi, Al. - Al? 667 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,329 How do you know? 668 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,879 Friends call you Al. 669 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,007 Your parents call you Allo. 670 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,595 - Allo is cute. - Please! 671 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,349 It sounds like a fat cat's name. 672 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:24,352 You work at the House of Fraser as a manager. 673 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605 Every morning, before going to work, 674 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,066 you visit the church. A five-minute prayer. 675 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:34,946 Five minutes. No more, no less. 676 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,906 This guy is a cop or gangster? 677 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,951 Are you a gangster or a cop? 678 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,080 - I never committed a crime. - You did. 679 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:48,626 You made me fall in love with you. 680 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,675 What do you do in such a huge office? 681 00:43:56,843 --> 00:44:00,096 Let me guess. Blackmailing! 682 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,266 Pretty close. We are lawyers. 683 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:06,102 Singh and Smith and Company. 684 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:11,274 Are you Steve Singh of Singh and Smith and Company? Wow! 685 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:14,443 You are so... 686 00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:17,238 - Horrible? - And young, too. 687 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,284 By the way, what's the deal with these photographs? 688 00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:25,663 I hope you haven't taken them to decorate your house. 689 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,039 Not a bad idea. 690 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,124 Steve! 691 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:32,253 Okay, look. This company has a board of directors. 692 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:34,672 Are you with me? Good. 693 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:39,427 Now, the board has decided that I propose to you. 694 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,557 Propose? 695 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:48,603 - But how do they know about us? - The board knows everything. 696 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:53,107 Okay! 697 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:56,319 I don't care on whose orders you propose to me. 698 00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,404 You may propose whenever you want. 699 00:44:58,404 --> 00:44:59,780 I'm ready. 700 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:03,701 The proposal is that you should sue Madame Tussauds 701 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,828 because of the Superman accident 702 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,039 and hire me as your lawyer. 703 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,710 But you don't necessarily have to accept this proposal. 704 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:16,047 I've done my duty. 705 00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:19,050 I will tell the board of directors tomorrow 706 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,052 that you denied. 707 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:26,432 But why don't you want me to sue Madame Tussauds? 708 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:29,894 If I wasn't in love with you, 709 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,188 I'd love you to. 710 00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:33,564 In seconds 711 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,233 I would've gotten you to sign the papers. 712 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,027 Within days 713 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:40,488 I would have used you as a client, 714 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:45,201 made a lot of money from this case and dumped you. 715 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,997 If I wasn't in love with you. 716 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:54,210 How much money would you have made? 717 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:57,880 - About a million. - A million pounds! 718 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,382 A million pounds! 719 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,219 Champagne or juice? 720 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,762 Okay. 721 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,556 Champagne or juice? 722 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:10,601 I accept your proposal. 723 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,437 Al-- can I call you Al? 724 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:20,277 Al, you don't have to get involved in this. 725 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:22,780 But I want to get involved. 726 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,241 You saved my life 727 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,660 and if I can help you with something, 728 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,787 it's the least I can do. 729 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:37,503 - A simple girl like you... - Who says I'm simple? 730 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:40,506 Come on, let's fix the deal. 731 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:45,386 If we win, you can take your commission from the compensation. 732 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:48,389 And if we lose, you will lose. 733 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,392 Smart girl! 734 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:53,144 That's what Steve said. 735 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,939 Smart girl! 736 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,316 Okay. Deal. 737 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:04,238 - To Superman. - To Superman. 738 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,909 This isn't the right time. 739 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:13,247 Why? It's 8:30. 740 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:18,169 - Is it early for you? - Ms. Khan. 741 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:22,381 I'm your lawyer and you're my client. 742 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:28,054 Our relationship should stay professional till we win the case. 743 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:33,059 Until then, let's stay away. 744 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:41,650 - I must commend. - Really? 745 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:45,446 Really! Absolutely. 746 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:50,284 How did he stop himself at the last moment? 747 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:56,123 It cannot be done by everyone. You need to have a strong heart. 748 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,876 This is a true example of self-control. 749 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:01,128 This is a true example of class. 750 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,465 Just look at her! My client. 751 00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,716 Does she want riches? 752 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,093 No! 753 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,135 Does she want revenge? 754 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,261 No! 755 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,222 She wants your compassion, 756 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,516 your sympathy... 757 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,601 and my love! 758 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:22,650 Hey, stay away from the kiss of love! 759 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,702 Your beautiful eyes are driving me crazy 760 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,746 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! 761 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:38,124 My stars are not favoring me now 762 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,708 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! 763 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:42,378 Your beautiful eyes are driving me crazy 764 00:48:42,378 --> 00:48:44,380 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! 765 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,715 My stars are not favoring me now 766 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,634 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! 767 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:51,137 Whenever I look into your eyes... 768 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,139 Hurray! Hurray! 769 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:55,599 It takes my breath away 770 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,351 Hurray! Hurray! 771 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:59,436 Whenever I look into your eyes 772 00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,605 It takes my breath away 773 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:06,360 Stop it already! Stop looking at me with those mesmerizing eyes! 774 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,489 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 775 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:19,206 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 776 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,994 Oh, my dear heart 777 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:02,041 Why do you always crave romance? 778 00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:11,091 These nights seem so long 779 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:15,262 When I wait for you to come 780 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:19,808 You have no idea how much I dream to be with you 781 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:24,146 I cannot sleep, I stay up all day and all night 782 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:28,484 - When you blink - Hurray! Hurray! 783 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:32,529 - The sky begins to - Hurray! Hurray! 784 00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:37,326 Stop it already! Stop looking at me with those mesmerizing eyes! 785 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:41,372 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 786 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:49,546 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 787 00:50:54,468 --> 00:51:00,266 The English Court of Law decides the case in favor of Ms. Khan. 788 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:26,166 I have a request for you 789 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:30,629 It is your duty 790 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:40,139 To check how I am doing 791 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,851 This love can be fatal 792 00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,312 Don't look at people that way 793 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,731 They will fall in love with you 794 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:53,110 Trust me, history repeats itself 795 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:57,406 - When you blink - Hurray! Hurray! 796 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:59,783 The sky begins to fall 797 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,327 Hurray! Hurray! 798 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:06,123 Stop it already! Stop me with those mesmerizing eyes! 799 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:10,461 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 800 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:14,715 Stay away... Stay away... Stay away from the kiss of love. 801 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:19,136 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 802 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:23,432 Stay away... Stay away... Stay away from the kiss of love 803 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:27,644 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 804 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:36,278 Kiss of love! Kiss of love! Stay away from the kiss of love! 805 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:43,160 Hey, stay away from the kiss of love! 806 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,628 - Then, you both... - Got engaged. 807 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:55,798 No, I mean, did you guys do... 808 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,843 Did you both have sex? 809 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:02,805 - We made love. - Oh! 810 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:06,016 Good. That's nice. 811 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,854 - But he is a little dramatic. - He is better than you. 812 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:11,897 At least he doesn't have 813 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:14,733 to think twice before buying flowers for his girlfriend. 814 00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:16,735 He is a bigger miser than me. 815 00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:19,988 Why didn't such a millionaire simply take a flight here? 816 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:23,325 - Why did he take the train? - It is because of his work. 817 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,327 There is a case with the British Railways. 818 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,204 He needs to do some investigation for the same. 819 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,581 Really? Now, it is the turn of the railways, is it? 820 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:30,666 What? 821 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,670 Let us assume he is not a miser 822 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:37,005 but he is a lawyer. 823 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:40,342 - Be careful. - How can you judge him? 824 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,845 You haven't even met him. 825 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:44,596 He won't change if I meet him. 826 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:46,557 But your opinion will. 827 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,725 All right, then. I will meet him. 828 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,227 Just another hour to go. 829 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:56,275 Oh, blimey! I need to run. 830 00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:59,445 The train must have arrived. You took so long to complete your story. 831 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:00,904 It was because of your constant interruption. 832 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:03,323 - Let us not fight. - Okay. 833 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:05,242 Go ahead, I'll bring a doughnut. 834 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:08,036 - Doughnut? - Yes, for Anaida. 835 00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,955 She must be hungry. 836 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:12,458 - That's very sweet. - I got class. 837 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:15,878 - Bye. - Bye. 838 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,550 When did this train get here? 839 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,260 Half an hour ago. 840 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,596 But this was an hour late. 841 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:28,265 It left on time from Manchester. 842 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:31,727 Manchester? What about the train coming from Birmingham? 843 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,939 Another hour late? 844 00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,167 It's an hour late. 845 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,336 - Darn! - Blimey! 846 00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:42,381 Coffee? 847 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,092 Only coffee. 848 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,844 I'll enjoy a doughnut with that. 849 00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:50,347 No. I don't mean that. 850 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:53,809 Only coffee and nothing else. 851 00:55:53,809 --> 00:55:56,979 - You know... - I know. I love Anaida. 852 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:59,481 So? I love Steve. 853 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,149 He sounds like a cheater. 854 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:03,026 No... Only coffee. 855 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:06,405 Your eyes 856 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:11,410 Have finally met mine Let us play some music and dance! 857 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:16,582 Let us dance... Let us dance! 858 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:21,628 Let us dance... Let us dance! 859 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:37,060 Yuck! 860 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,479 She was good. Why are you saying that? 861 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,064 Not her! You are terrible. 862 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:44,151 You are worse than my neighbor. 863 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:45,569 What does he do? 864 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,279 He stays in the house in front of mine. 865 00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:51,116 Whenever I enter my room, he looks at me through a telescope. 866 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,579 You must do something to entice him. 867 00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:57,956 Me? 868 00:56:57,956 --> 00:57:00,667 Yes! Yes! 869 00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,462 Yes! 870 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:05,881 I don't do anything. 871 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:10,844 - Let's play a game. - Count me out. 872 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:16,433 You will do something that you have never done but I have. 873 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:20,187 Then I will do something that I have never done but you have. 874 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:22,689 I have done everything. 875 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,858 Your turn first. Come. 876 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:26,234 I'm not going anywhere. 877 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,694 Play right here 878 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:29,905 in front of everyone. 879 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:33,533 Hey! I'm not some kind of creep. 880 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:35,160 I got class. 881 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,622 If I had to kiss you, I'd have asked you. 882 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:42,125 Unbelievable! You-- let it be. 883 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:45,170 Enjoy your coffee and newspaper. 884 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:48,965 Sorry! Sorry. 885 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:54,888 You need to walk up that escalator. 886 00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:56,640 But that's for coming down. 887 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,935 So? Haven't you ever done that? 888 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:01,853 I have! Many times! 889 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,564 Come on, that's the game. 890 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,983 - This is crazy. - I don't bother for it. 891 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:10,946 Okay. Hold this. 892 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:17,744 Begin! 893 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:20,080 - You've gone crazy. - Mind your own business. 894 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,040 This escalator's coming down. 895 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,375 Really? I didn't know. 896 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,627 - You'll hurt yourself. - Hey, keep your mouth shut. 897 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,839 - Idiot! - Moron. 898 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,344 Not bad. 899 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,138 Hold... 900 00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:42,310 Okay. 901 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:51,153 Okay. My turn next. 902 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:54,156 I'm ever ready. 903 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:57,701 - Have you got a tattoo? - No. 904 00:58:57,701 --> 00:58:58,952 Have you? 905 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,872 Liar! Show me. 906 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,832 I can't. It's here. 907 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:09,713 Until I see it, 908 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,798 I won't get one done. 909 00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,717 You are too much! 910 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,010 Hold this. 911 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:18,013 A little higher. 912 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:22,559 Look at this. 913 00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,396 You have seen it now. Are you happy? 914 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:29,649 - But what is it? - Butterfly. 915 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,277 Really? Show me again. 916 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:35,030 You wish! Come on. 917 00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:45,457 Come on, get done with it. 918 00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:47,209 Boom Shankar! 919 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:57,135 Imagine: 920 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:02,390 what if we weren't engaged to anyone 921 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:07,646 and Anaida and Steve would have met in the train? 922 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,777 Suppose they did meet on the train. 923 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:16,780 They must have had coffee together and would get talking. 924 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:19,950 What do you think? Would they have liked each other? 925 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:23,036 Would they have fallen in love? 926 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:31,002 Then Steve would be Anaida's Ricky 927 01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,838 and Anaida, Steve's Alvira. 928 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:38,093 But where would Ricky and Alvira end up? 929 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:42,138 Are you trying to flirt with me? And why are you taking names? 930 01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:45,767 - Just say you and I. - Okay, fine. Okay. 931 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:49,396 If we met, just casually, 932 01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:54,067 and Steve and Anaida weren't in the picture... 933 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:57,863 what could happen then? 934 01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:04,828 Tell me. 935 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:22,971 - Porter! - The train is here. 936 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:25,974 Let's go... Come on. 937 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:40,405 I will bring the radiance of the moon for you 938 01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:51,041 And use that to adorn you 939 01:01:57,130 --> 01:02:02,469 I will bring the radiance of the moon for you 940 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:06,973 And use that to adorn you 941 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:12,520 If I feel shy, embrace me 942 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:18,443 I can feel your breath with mine 943 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:23,782 Say it... Say it! 944 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:29,079 Say those words of love Say it! 945 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:34,459 Say it... Say it! 946 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:39,005 Say those words of love Say it! 947 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:21,423 - This is the Taj Mahal. - This is red in color. 948 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,385 It is the same Taj, someone just colored it red. 949 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:29,014 Tell me the name of this monument, or I'll leave. 950 01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:35,228 It's Humayun's Tomb. 951 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:36,354 I didn't have enough money 952 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:39,649 to take you to Agra to show you the real Taj. Sorry. 953 01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:45,071 Hereon, this tomb is the real Taj for me. 954 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:49,325 It is as beautiful as our love for each other. 955 01:03:55,331 --> 01:04:00,462 Come, let us spend this night without any sleep 956 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:03,048 Share your dreams with me 957 01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:06,009 And I will do the same 958 01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:11,181 I do have this one dream 959 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:15,602 Which is as beautiful as the moon 960 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:22,525 Even the skies have been yearning 961 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:28,156 To see you since so many nights 962 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:33,453 Say it... Say it! 963 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:37,874 Say those words of love Say it! 964 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:44,214 Say it... Say it! 965 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:48,343 Say those words of love Say it! 966 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:17,580 Before entering the Gurudwara, 967 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,707 we must cover our heads. 968 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,711 Even in a Durgah. 969 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:26,339 Oh, Lord! 970 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:29,217 One must wash his hands and face before entering the Gurudwara. 971 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,721 Even before entering the Durgah. 972 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:40,145 Yours... 973 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:45,400 Don't you get a sacrament in a Durgah? 974 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:48,945 You get blessings. 975 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,531 My prayers are for you. 976 01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:56,953 Your love is for me. 977 01:05:56,953 --> 01:06:01,958 It took ages to say 978 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:07,422 The few words of expressing our love 979 01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:12,552 That one day seemed like a century 980 01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:18,141 And that one night didn't end soon either 981 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:23,605 How would it feel if the two of us 982 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:29,569 Spent years of togetherness in a few moments? 983 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:45,668 Say it to me... Say it to me! 984 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:49,881 Say those words of love Say it! 985 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:03,228 - Taj! - Yes. 986 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:06,147 It's Humayun's tomb. 987 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:11,527 It is as beautiful as our love. 988 01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:16,241 There are no questions or compromises in this love. 989 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,786 It is pure, everlasting love. 990 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:24,582 Marry me. 991 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:31,047 Then, every wedding anniversary of ours 992 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,093 will be celebrated here. 993 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,055 Every year, right here? 994 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,184 Yes, indeed. 995 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,355 I accept, then. 996 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:54,487 I will bring the radiance of the moon for you 997 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:06,124 And use that to adorn me 998 01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:12,839 If you feel shy... 999 01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:15,717 Embrace me 1000 01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:21,723 I can feel your breath with mine 1001 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:26,978 Say it... Say it! 1002 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:31,274 Say those words of love Say it! 1003 01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:34,986 Say it... 1004 01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:37,697 Say it... 1005 01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:41,909 Say those words of love Say it! 1006 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:53,421 So, tell me. 1007 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:58,551 What would have happened if Steve and Anaida weren't there? 1008 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,888 What would have happened? 1009 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,139 There would be war. 1010 01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:08,227 You're right. 1011 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,190 There would be war. 1012 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,900 There was no other option. 1013 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:17,737 No chance! 1014 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:20,323 The train coming in from Birmingham 1015 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,326 has arrived on platform number 3. 1016 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:25,536 Sorry for the inconvenience. 1017 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,042 This train arrived quite early. 1018 01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:35,421 Early? It has arrived after a two-hour delay. 1019 01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:39,717 I know, but... 1020 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:41,177 it still seems, it arrived early. 1021 01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:43,679 What do you mean? 1022 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:48,643 You should bring those doughnuts you were talking about. 1023 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:56,484 Bye. 1024 01:10:00,488 --> 01:10:02,573 Listen... Listen to me! 1025 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:06,369 - You don't have my number. - Why should I have it? 1026 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:09,622 Take it. May come handy! 1027 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:12,083 You're flirting with me, is it? 1028 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,545 Marketing! 1029 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:20,341 Okay. 1030 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:25,930 My number is 7-9-0-2-6-5-3-2-4-1. 1031 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:28,224 If you ever need a lawyer... 1032 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,476 As if I wanted to sue someone. 1033 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,395 Take it. May come handy! 1034 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:35,314 Bye. 1035 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:42,488 Jajjan, make me a cup of tea. 1036 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:50,830 - I'm almost there. - Yes. 1037 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:52,999 Where? 1038 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:54,709 I've been waiting for two hours now. 1039 01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:56,461 I'm at the station. 1040 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,629 I couldn't have waited at the platform, right? 1041 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:02,091 Lie? Why would I lie? 1042 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:04,760 - Have I ever lied that I would lie now? - Okay, I'm coming. 1043 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:08,806 Don't worry, my love. I'm coming. 1044 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:10,725 - I was coming right to you, Mr. Hafi. - What is wrong with you? 1045 01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:11,726 Where were you? 1046 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:13,686 I should be asking you that. 1047 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:15,104 - Hello, Auntie. - Were you following Karachi time? 1048 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,064 - We're in England now. - Hi, Humaira. 1049 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,401 - How was the train? - How are you? 1050 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:21,444 I'm absolutely fine. 1051 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:23,029 - Let me introduce you guys. - I'll take it. 1052 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:24,030 - Are they the ones? - Yes. 1053 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,158 What do you say? 1054 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,118 - Let us go. - Sure, come on. 1055 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,578 Let's go. 1056 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:33,289 - So, how are you? - I'm doing all right. 1057 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:36,459 - Hang on, let's have tea first. - Not here. 1058 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:39,754 - Five minutes won't do any harm. - It will. 1059 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,422 Really? 1060 01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:43,382 Okay, since he insists, we should leave. 1061 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:44,634 Tea. 1062 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,636 - What? - Tea. 1063 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,095 Let them have tea. 1064 01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:49,972 - We should leave, come on. - No, don't do that. 1065 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,682 This will tarnish your name in the market. 1066 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:52,725 Don't let that happen. 1067 01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:56,103 Guys, he got some news that there is a raid here at the station 1068 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:58,523 and they're hunting for people like us. Let's go. 1069 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,738 You guys can come to London from Birmingham by yourselves 1070 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,532 but not from the station to home. 1071 01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:09,700 Next time, I won't be coming to receive you guys. 1072 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,994 Shahriyar is coming tomorrow from Birmingham. 1073 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:13,871 You two are getting married. 1074 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:14,914 What? 1075 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:16,791 Now don't start jumping with excitement. 1076 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:20,378 - The wedding is not tomorrow. - Take this. 1077 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:23,214 - I can't, sister. I'm tired. - Hold it or I'll spank you. 1078 01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:28,469 Hello, Neil. Where are you? It's a crisis. 1079 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,555 Please come home soon. I'm in love. 1080 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:40,523 This old mate called love always puts me in trouble. 1081 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:45,695 Dear Lord! 1082 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:50,658 I always save it, but my heart falls for someone, always. 1083 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:55,454 Dear Lord! 1084 01:12:55,454 --> 01:13:00,918 When someone comes close to me and I like them 1085 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:05,798 My heart skips a beat 1086 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:10,595 My heart skips a beat 1087 01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:16,392 Your eyes have finally met mine 1088 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,894 Let us play some music and dance! 1089 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:24,108 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1090 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:29,280 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1091 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:34,535 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1092 01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:40,041 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1093 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:45,504 The hunger of the hungry does not depart 1094 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:49,717 despite receiving all the valuables in the world. 1095 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:53,220 Man may possess thousands of wits 1096 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:57,516 but not even one goes with him 1097 01:13:57,516 --> 01:14:00,519 How can we be true’ 1098 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:04,982 and how we be righteous? 1099 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:08,819 That can only be done 1100 01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:13,783 by obeying the orders of the Almighty. 1101 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:21,499 Hafi... 1102 01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:24,543 I'm in love. 1103 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,546 She is an amazing girl. 1104 01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:30,675 That is why she is already engaged. 1105 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:35,221 You tell me what to do, then. 1106 01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:36,764 Show me a way. 1107 01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:39,600 - Ricky, you... - It squeaks. 1108 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,478 - No problem, we'll oil it. - What if it squeaks again? 1109 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,730 - We'll oil it more. - What if it still squeaks? 1110 01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:48,275 We'll put you and your partner in oil and set you on fire. 1111 01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:50,945 - Ricky, relax... - What nonsense, Hafi! 1112 01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:53,698 They pay minimum rent, and expect services of a hotel. 1113 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:54,907 This is the limit! 1114 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:56,784 Hey, enough... Now get out. 1115 01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:59,078 We don't even show people houses for that long. 1116 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,664 If we want you to rent it, we'll call you. 1117 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,624 We will. 1118 01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:05,584 - Where did you bring them from? - Bathinda. 1119 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:07,294 What are you saying? 1120 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:08,963 They cannot be from Bathinda. 1121 01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:12,174 Ricky, darling, please relax. 1122 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,592 How can I relax? 1123 01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:15,720 He is engaged to someone. 1124 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,848 Even if he wasn't engaged, what good would you have done? 1125 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,976 He's under the impression that you're engaged. 1126 01:15:21,976 --> 01:15:23,769 You're amazing, aren't you? 1127 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,813 Even if you were really engaged, 1128 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:27,148 you shouldn't have told him. 1129 01:15:27,148 --> 01:15:30,317 Oh, gosh! He looked dodgy at first. 1130 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,069 I lied to avoid him. 1131 01:15:32,069 --> 01:15:34,321 She wasn't even willing to let me sit by her. 1132 01:15:34,321 --> 01:15:37,366 When I told her I was engaged, she agreed. 1133 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:44,999 I swear, Hafi, the story I made up was amazing. 1134 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:47,710 - You were part of the story, too. - Amazing! 1135 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,212 - But he must be ugly. - And he tries to act too smart as well. 1136 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:53,007 But he is so romantic. 1137 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:54,633 - He is so romantic... - Hey! 1138 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:56,385 Stop this. This is a dead-end. 1139 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:58,012 How am I supposed to know 1140 01:16:00,014 --> 01:16:01,807 that after spending just two hours together, 1141 01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:04,143 I would want to marry her? 1142 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:07,229 Well said, darling. Well said. 1143 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:12,568 - There would have been no problem. - Yes. 1144 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,322 - Had I met her earlier. - You're right. 1145 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,365 - Hafi... - Yes, darling. 1146 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:22,453 - Why didn't we meet earlier? - Ask her, when you meet her next. 1147 01:16:22,453 --> 01:16:25,706 And listen, take it forward only if he calls. 1148 01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:54,902 Sorry. 1149 01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:01,367 I'm breaking that Indian-guy promise today. 1150 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:06,121 You understand, don't You? He isn't that dark either. 1151 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,040 He is wheatish. 1152 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,252 Anyway, You know it all. 1153 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,754 Help me, please. 1154 01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:15,339 Amen. 1155 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:26,934 Yes! She'll go crazy about me. 1156 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,019 She'd want to spend the rest of her life with me. 1157 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:31,856 First, she didn't answer your call 1158 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:34,108 - and then turned her phone off.- Hey, handsome! 1159 01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:36,443 Hey, handsome! 1160 01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:38,821 Hey, handsome! 1161 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:43,242 There is a call from Punjab and... 1162 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:47,454 I have called in Punjab. Your job will be done. 1163 01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:48,998 My guy is in Punjab. 1164 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,833 He will do it-- 1165 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,544 I'm in Punjab! I'll talk to you when I meet you. 1166 01:17:58,132 --> 01:17:59,675 Come on, my boy. 1167 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,135 Don't cry. 1168 01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:03,178 I will bring you another toy. 1169 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,890 I want the same one. 1170 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:08,058 You will see. 1171 01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:10,394 Really? 1172 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,155 Because of you, I will get fired. 1173 01:18:21,155 --> 01:18:22,948 Get me a job at your showroom. 1174 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,367 Then, I will listen to your love story, whenever you want. 1175 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:28,454 - Ricky called me. - No! What did he say? 1176 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:31,248 I don't know. I forgot to turn my phone on after leaving the church. 1177 01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:32,583 Idiot! Call him back. 1178 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,253 Hey, handsome. 1179 01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:39,131 Answer the phone. 1180 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:40,174 Hey, handsome. 1181 01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:42,509 Hey, handsome. 1182 01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:48,265 I'm in New York. Call me after two days. 1183 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,226 Ricky Thukral, this is Alvira Khan. 1184 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:53,020 With a little attitude... 1185 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,022 Remember that she had not answered your call. 1186 01:18:56,357 --> 01:18:58,984 - Alvira who? - He doesn't recognize me. 1187 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:01,820 - He says, Alvira who. - Hang up, right now. 1188 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:02,988 Yeah, right. 1189 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:07,326 - Hello! - Oh! Alvira Khan! 1190 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:10,621 Well, you know what? 1191 01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:12,748 I keep getting calls from girls all the time. 1192 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,458 I called you by mistake. 1193 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,669 The number you gave me had another number written next to it. 1194 01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:18,212 I just got mixed up. 1195 01:19:21,215 --> 01:19:23,759 Well, doesn't seem like it. 1196 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:25,761 You asked for me when you called me. 1197 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,807 Actually, Steve wants to see you. 1198 01:19:29,807 --> 01:19:32,977 - Steve? - Yes, he's quite anxious to meet you. 1199 01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,812 We just had coffee together 1200 01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:37,106 in front of everyone, not discreetly. 1201 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:40,234 What are you talking about? Steve is not the jealous kind. 1202 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,987 He wants to meet you, just like that. 1203 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:46,073 Oh! Like that? 1204 01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:48,242 - Good. - Yes, like that. 1205 01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:50,536 You and your fiancée. 1206 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:52,371 - What was her name? - Anaida. 1207 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:55,541 He's right here, with me. 1208 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,043 - He? - I mean, she. 1209 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,296 When I'm in a very loving mood, 1210 01:20:01,296 --> 01:20:03,507 I tend to make such mistakes. 1211 01:20:03,507 --> 01:20:06,302 - We are eating Chinese. - Good, enjoy lunch then. 1212 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,638 Well, tell Steve that I am busy today. 1213 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,265 We shall meet some other day. 1214 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:14,184 No problem. Now that you're with Anaida, 1215 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:17,271 - you must be stuck. - Not really. 1216 01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:19,189 That's not the case. 1217 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:25,821 Steve is special, I can make time for him. 1218 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,281 But... 1219 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:30,659 Tonight 1220 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:33,579 Anaida and I are going to Jharokha for a dance competition. 1221 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:36,040 Even Steve and I are going out for dinner tonight. 1222 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,168 You know, candle light, soft music and all that. 1223 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:41,336 I see. All that? 1224 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:45,382 Well, we both love art and music. 1225 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:48,052 - Great! - Anaida dances really well. 1226 01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:49,887 Really? 1227 01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:53,390 Steve has been asking me to go to Jharokha. 1228 01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:55,434 He is curious to see 1229 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:57,352 what the South Hall crowd does there. 1230 01:20:57,352 --> 01:20:58,979 - They detonate bombs. - Sorry? 1231 01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:01,398 It is obvious that we'd dance at a disco. 1232 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:03,442 Then, we'll drop by, after dinner. 1233 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:05,069 Let us see how well you dance. 1234 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:08,530 - Are you coming then? - Maybe. 1235 01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:17,331 It is done! 1236 01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:19,875 She's coming to meet me at Jharokha tonight. 1237 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:22,461 You idiot! Not just you. 1238 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,879 She is coming to meet Anaida too. 1239 01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:28,092 Don't be so gloomy. 1240 01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:29,676 Make an excuse about tonight. 1241 01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:31,136 Have a kebab for now. Lateef! 1242 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,931 Make a plate of seekh. 1243 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:36,058 - Coming your way! - Hey! 1244 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,226 - Hafi... - Yes? 1245 01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:41,772 I'm craving to meet her. 1246 01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,398 You seem quite serious today. 1247 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,236 Fine, meet her. 1248 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:49,238 Let's come up with an excuse for Anaida not showing up. 1249 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:50,906 Tell her Anaida's mother died. 1250 01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:55,536 - Died? - Yes. 1251 01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:58,497 Anaida's mother died 1252 01:21:58,497 --> 01:22:01,166 and I'm busy meeting her at a dance competition. 1253 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:03,502 Now will you dance with me, Alvira? 1254 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:07,589 - Think before you speak, Hafi. - You didn't think before lying to her! 1255 01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:10,759 You should have described someone we know. 1256 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:14,471 That way, we would have brought the same looking person. 1257 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,223 That's what I did. 1258 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:18,350 But she won't agree to be Anaida. 1259 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,102 Who is that girl? Let me talk to her. 1260 01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:22,354 - No, you might hit me after hearing. - No, I won't. Tell me. 1261 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,067 Laila. 1262 01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:40,164 Oh, Laila! 1263 01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:02,227 Laila? 1264 01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:04,855 - Our Laila? - She is beautiful. 1265 01:23:04,855 --> 01:23:06,273 So, why do you stay away from her? 1266 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,776 Well... 1267 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,653 I don't like paying for it. 1268 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,449 Here! Call her. 1269 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:17,534 No, you talk to her. 1270 01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:21,121 Lateef, how long does it take you to make some kebab? 1271 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:24,416 - Are you not done yet? - Have patience, Hafi. 1272 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,503 Hey, hurry up! What is taking you so long? 1273 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:30,130 Everything will be fine. Don't worry. 1274 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:31,465 Give my regards to her. 1275 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:40,515 Why did you say that Steve is anxious to meet Ricky? 1276 01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:41,892 He didn't recognize me! 1277 01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:44,519 How could I have said after that? That I am the one who's anxious? 1278 01:23:44,519 --> 01:23:47,147 You shouldn't be. He is coming with his fiancée. 1279 01:23:47,147 --> 01:23:50,234 I want to see that dodgy Anaida just once. 1280 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:53,237 She's the one who has trapped my Ricky. 1281 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,781 - Your Ricky? Are you out of your mind? - Yes. 1282 01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:59,826 Then, go. But do you want to get there hours before they arrive? 1283 01:23:59,826 --> 01:24:02,496 First, I need to go to your showroom to meet Steve. 1284 01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:04,248 I need to convince him. 1285 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:05,624 Steve? 1286 01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:07,501 - At my showroom? - Yes! 1287 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:09,086 Come on, now. 1288 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:12,047 - Satvinder, sweets, I've been waiting. - My turn, Satvi... 1289 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:14,216 - My eyes still hurt, Satvi... - Get your hands off him... 1290 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,717 You try removing them. 1291 01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,094 - Oh, yeah? - Don't look at these two. 1292 01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:18,512 I'm here for you... 1293 01:24:18,512 --> 01:24:19,721 Look at me. 1294 01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,056 - All right, bitch! - Will you... 1295 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,683 Ladies, please! 1296 01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:27,062 I am crazy and moronic! Oh, Lord! 1297 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:30,732 I couldn't even figure out that... 1298 01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,151 My mom always says, 1299 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,153 good girls don't fight. 1300 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:38,782 She loves me! 1301 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:42,619 She has fallen for me! 1302 01:24:42,619 --> 01:24:45,664 Oh! Are you crazy for Satvinder too? 1303 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:47,082 No way! 1304 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:50,377 You always keep talking about Satvinder. 1305 01:24:50,377 --> 01:24:52,671 So, I was also thinking of him. 1306 01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:56,091 You are lucky. 1307 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,093 - Oh, Satvinder! - Steve. 1308 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:01,263 He's my guy, okay? 1309 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,683 Satvinder, look what happened to my glasses. 1310 01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:05,934 Where are they? 1311 01:25:07,853 --> 01:25:11,398 Silly me! I looked everywhere 1312 01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:13,275 but they were right here. 1313 01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:15,235 Please test them thoroughly. 1314 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,661 My mom always says 1315 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,538 if you care for your glasses, 1316 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:28,290 the glasses will care for you. 1317 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,668 I've cleaned them. They are fine. 1318 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,211 My mom says 1319 01:25:33,211 --> 01:25:37,257 you should always put things back in their place. 1320 01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:38,675 That's amazing, ain't it? 1321 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:40,635 My mom says the same thing. 1322 01:25:40,635 --> 01:25:42,179 There you go. 1323 01:25:42,179 --> 01:25:44,264 I have done it, for your mom. 1324 01:25:44,264 --> 01:25:45,724 - Have a nice day. - Sattu! 1325 01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:48,894 What do you want? 1326 01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:50,604 I don't want anything. 1327 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:53,023 She needs your help. 1328 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:54,232 How can I help you? 1329 01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:56,902 It's one little task. Simple, isn't it? 1330 01:25:56,902 --> 01:26:00,030 You mean, your eyes are fine? 1331 01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:01,823 But this is a bigger problem than that. 1332 01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:03,367 Help me. 1333 01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:04,785 Lying is bad. 1334 01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:07,329 If my mom finds out, she'll be mad. 1335 01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:08,914 We won't tell her. 1336 01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:10,624 She finds out everything. 1337 01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:13,335 - Is she your mom or the CIA? - CIA. 1338 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,670 Your eyes are fine. There is no problem. 1339 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,506 There is a huge problem. 1340 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,299 Thanks for coming. Have a nice day. 1341 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:21,760 Okay. 1342 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:24,262 I must say, you are very brave. 1343 01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:28,517 Only brave kids follow their moms these days. 1344 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,397 I'm not a kid. You can't fool me. 1345 01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:39,319 - Oh, gosh! Ouch! - Oh, no! 1346 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:41,988 - My leg. - Left or right? 1347 01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:44,366 Both! They hurt terribly! 1348 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,326 Anybody out there? 1349 01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:49,371 This man is carrying me away. 1350 01:26:49,371 --> 01:26:51,540 Don't worry. I'll take you home. 1351 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:56,461 He's going to take me home. 1352 01:26:56,461 --> 01:27:01,007 - Let me go! - How will I take you to the taxi? 1353 01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:03,051 He's going to rape me in the taxi! 1354 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:05,554 It's a rape situation. 1355 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:07,889 Put me down, you molester! 1356 01:27:10,684 --> 01:27:13,937 You are so bad! 1357 01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:16,022 I'm pressing charges against this man. 1358 01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,108 No! No! Wait... 1359 01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:21,361 Neil, show this tape to your manager. 1360 01:27:21,361 --> 01:27:23,029 - Listen to me. - Tell me. 1361 01:27:26,366 --> 01:27:28,910 - I hate you! - Neil. 1362 01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:31,288 Okay, I will do it. I will help you. 1363 01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,331 But I still hate you. 1364 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,543 - So sweet, Sattu! - Steve. 1365 01:27:36,543 --> 01:27:37,794 Steve. 1366 01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:47,012 Ronny, you pig, give my damn breakfast! 1367 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:50,974 Breakfast, at this time? 1368 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,019 Are you my pimp 1369 01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:55,854 keeping a tab on my expenses? 1370 01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:58,064 I was just... 1371 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,317 No! 1372 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,863 Here. 1373 01:28:04,863 --> 01:28:08,533 - It's a screwy job, man! - I know. And I will pay. 1374 01:28:08,533 --> 01:28:11,703 You bet your ass you'll pay, but double. 1375 01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,413 All right. Double it is. 1376 01:28:13,413 --> 01:28:14,915 So, the deal is done. 1377 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,919 You just have to polish yourself a little. 1378 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:25,300 - Do you think I'm a carpenter? - Look... 1379 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,011 - Please don't use curse words. - Why? 1380 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,639 Because Anaida doesn't. 1381 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,599 She may not! I don't care. 1382 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:34,935 - Who is this Anaida anyway? - You are. 1383 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,483 Anaida. 1384 01:28:46,404 --> 01:28:48,907 I will not change my name from Satvinder. 1385 01:28:48,907 --> 01:28:51,785 - Neil! - I can go by any other name. 1386 01:28:51,785 --> 01:28:54,746 - What is in a name? - So, what is your name? 1387 01:28:55,747 --> 01:28:57,165 Superman. 1388 01:28:59,709 --> 01:29:01,169 I fixed it after so much effort. 1389 01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:03,797 If you touch it too much, it will come off. 1390 01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:08,552 Oh, God! What a mess I have gotten myself into! 1391 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:12,889 Stop biting your nails. 1392 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,184 - I hate you! - Good. 1393 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:25,026 Mom, where are you? 1394 01:29:25,026 --> 01:29:28,822 Whatcha' saying! Limousine! 1395 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,575 If we're competing with that guy, 1396 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:33,868 we must match his status, am I right? 1397 01:29:33,868 --> 01:29:36,788 By the way, don't mind, but we'll take the tube back, okay? 1398 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:40,750 Come. 1399 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:47,882 - Gently, please. - You pig! We're paying you, right? 1400 01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:49,217 Just shut up and drive. 1401 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,680 Why are you so scared now? 1402 01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:57,100 Because of all the cursing you're doing. 1403 01:29:58,768 --> 01:30:02,105 Even if you want to, do it in English. 1404 01:30:03,106 --> 01:30:05,692 - But your Anaida is French. - English will do too. 1405 01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:08,111 No, no... 1406 01:30:08,111 --> 01:30:11,865 Honey, my love, 1407 01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:13,783 we're gonna have fun. 1408 01:30:14,868 --> 01:30:17,912 Have you been to Paris? 1409 01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:20,457 Darling, in our profession, 1410 01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:22,542 we don't have to travel. 1411 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:25,629 But people from all over the world come to us. 1412 01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:28,632 You name it, and I'll nail that accent. 1413 01:30:28,632 --> 01:30:30,508 - Japanese? - No... 1414 01:30:30,508 --> 01:30:32,510 For now, France will do, 1415 01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:33,803 but keep a watch 1416 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:37,891 on the cursing. 1417 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,979 Hello to all the ladies and gentlemen. 1418 01:30:42,979 --> 01:30:45,649 Welcome to Jharokha. 1419 01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:48,610 Let's see if you can shake those bloody legs a little faster 1420 01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:52,822 for Mr. and Ms. South Hall. 1421 01:30:52,822 --> 01:30:56,284 Hey! Aren't you Tejinder's son? 1422 01:30:56,284 --> 01:31:00,330 Even your father breaks into queues like this... Buzz off! 1423 01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,793 You're so cute. 1424 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:07,796 Here's your number. Stick it on your back. 1425 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:11,883 77? My lucky number! 1426 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,138 Oh, God! Such a cheesy crowd! 1427 01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:19,724 It seems, all my mom's friends have gathered in one place. 1428 01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:21,518 Don't worry. No one will recognize you. 1429 01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:23,478 You look very different. 1430 01:31:23,478 --> 01:31:25,814 - Ms. Pinky! - Behave yourself! 1431 01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:27,941 Do you want me to call Neil again? 1432 01:31:27,941 --> 01:31:29,567 I hate you! 1433 01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:37,492 - Shabbo! - Shabbo! Shabbo! 1434 01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:47,210 Hello! 1435 01:31:49,629 --> 01:31:50,922 Hello! 1436 01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:54,509 Hello! 1437 01:31:58,012 --> 01:32:02,100 A warm welcome from Shabnam, that is me. 1438 01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:05,145 Shabnam, we can't hear you! 1439 01:32:06,396 --> 01:32:11,067 - There's no sound. - Shabbo, turn the mic on. 1440 01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:13,027 - Rules! - Okay. 1441 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:20,785 - One, two... One two... - Shabnam, now we can hear you! 1442 01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:23,288 Naughty boy. 1443 01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:25,540 It's Friday night, try to understand. 1444 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,542 Just chill for tonight. 1445 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,419 The whole staff has gone back home. 1446 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,838 The booking has been done in advance. 1447 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:34,090 I cannot send the fridge right now. 1448 01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:36,009 Don't you get it, you moron? 1449 01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:39,179 I promise, you'll get it early tomorrow morning. 1450 01:32:39,179 --> 01:32:41,347 Just bugger off! 1451 01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:42,932 The fans of romance... 1452 01:32:42,932 --> 01:32:44,309 The cursing... 1453 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,811 Shabnam. 1454 01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:54,110 And this year, the winning couple will win an exciting prize! 1455 01:32:55,111 --> 01:32:58,573 A seven-day paid holiday trip. 1456 01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:01,576 - Do you know where? - Jalandhar! 1457 01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:04,329 - No... - Amritsar? 1458 01:33:04,329 --> 01:33:06,664 No! 1459 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:10,668 Seven days in Hollywood! 1460 01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:19,761 - Oh my God! - What? What? 1461 01:33:19,761 --> 01:33:22,806 This Anaida is gorgeous! 1462 01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:27,602 - What did I tell him? Look... - Oh, my, my! 1463 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:31,064 This Steve guy is so handsome! 1464 01:33:32,065 --> 01:33:33,983 Really? 1465 01:33:35,276 --> 01:33:38,154 - I don't think so. - Hold my hand. 1466 01:33:38,154 --> 01:33:39,948 Not my elbow, my hand. 1467 01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:53,920 I cannot tolerate it. 1468 01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:54,963 Share your patience with me. 1469 01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:57,257 If I had any, I'd have shared it with you. 1470 01:33:57,257 --> 01:33:59,217 I don't have any left. 1471 01:34:01,845 --> 01:34:03,221 Let's go. 1472 01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:06,808 Why? Why there? The exit is this way. 1473 01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:09,018 To dance, Steve. 1474 01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:12,397 Where did they go? 1475 01:34:12,397 --> 01:34:16,526 Enough talking, now let's dance. 1476 01:34:16,526 --> 01:34:19,737 - Round 1! - Let's dance... 1477 01:34:19,737 --> 01:34:23,449 Let's dance... Let's dance! 1478 01:34:23,449 --> 01:34:27,078 Let's dance... Let's dance! 1479 01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:30,748 Let's dance... Let's dance! 1480 01:34:30,748 --> 01:34:34,210 Let's dance... Let's dance! 1481 01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:35,545 Let's dance! 1482 01:34:35,545 --> 01:34:39,132 Let's create an explosion... 1483 01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:42,552 Let's rock this place 1484 01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:46,180 Lose the jack of spades 1485 01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:49,684 You're the king of the pile 1486 01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:53,146 - Let's create an explosion... - Let's rock this place 1487 01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:56,774 - Lose the jack of spades - You're the king of the pile 1488 01:34:56,774 --> 01:35:00,236 Let's create an explosion... Let's rock this place 1489 01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:03,823 Lose the jack of spades You're the king of the pile 1490 01:35:10,496 --> 01:35:15,084 Let us dance in joy, tonight 1491 01:35:17,587 --> 01:35:22,091 Let us dance in joy, tonight 1492 01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:28,556 - Play any music you want... - But you must dance 1493 01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:32,101 - If they move once... - You should move ten times 1494 01:35:32,101 --> 01:35:35,396 Reach all the notes of music 1495 01:35:35,396 --> 01:35:41,027 And dance to that music Let us begin to sway! 1496 01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:44,906 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1497 01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:48,201 Let us dance... Dance! 1498 01:35:48,201 --> 01:35:51,788 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1499 01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:55,208 Let us dance... Dance! 1500 01:36:30,243 --> 01:36:32,578 There is mischief 1501 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:35,498 In this love and romance 1502 01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:42,588 There is romance between these four people 1503 01:36:44,465 --> 01:36:48,052 There is a lot at stake 1504 01:36:48,052 --> 01:36:51,556 Everything we love is at stake 1505 01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:55,101 - Play any music you want... - But you must dance 1506 01:36:55,101 --> 01:36:58,563 - If they move once... - You should move ten times 1507 01:36:58,563 --> 01:37:02,358 Reach all the notes of music 1508 01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:07,530 And dance to that music Let us begin to sway! 1509 01:37:07,530 --> 01:37:11,451 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1510 01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:14,829 Let us dance... Dance! 1511 01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:18,458 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1512 01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:22,837 Let us dance... Dance! 1513 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:26,049 I thought you guys were only going to drop by. What changed? 1514 01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:28,551 This guy here insisted that we should dance too. 1515 01:37:28,551 --> 01:37:29,927 Really? 1516 01:37:29,927 --> 01:37:32,221 He still hasn't changed his mind. 1517 01:37:32,221 --> 01:37:35,016 We haven't been introduced yet. Myself Ricky. 1518 01:37:35,016 --> 01:37:37,185 - Sat... Steve! - What? 1519 01:37:37,185 --> 01:37:40,980 - Anaida! - Alvira! 1520 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:43,274 So, tell me, Sat-Steve. 1521 01:37:43,274 --> 01:37:45,568 How much did you charge the British Railways? 1522 01:37:45,568 --> 01:37:47,320 I don't know what you're talking about. 1523 01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:51,699 Mom says, buying tickets everyday burns a hole in the pocket. 1524 01:37:51,699 --> 01:37:53,868 So, she bought me a monthly pass. 1525 01:37:57,663 --> 01:38:01,167 Steve! The day you buy a monthly pass, 1526 01:38:01,167 --> 01:38:03,753 I'll buy myself a privet jet. Stop kidding. 1527 01:38:03,753 --> 01:38:05,546 For how many millions did you settle the case? 1528 01:38:05,546 --> 01:38:09,133 Millions? You can't even spend ten pounds. 1529 01:38:09,133 --> 01:38:11,886 You didn't even buy Anaida an engagement ring. 1530 01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:13,346 Ricky did give me a ring 1531 01:38:13,346 --> 01:38:15,098 but it was huge! 1532 01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:17,183 It didn't fit me, so... 1533 01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:21,938 - So, I wore it here. - Ouch! 1534 01:38:21,938 --> 01:38:25,066 Mom says, if you pierce your bellybutton, it hurts like hell. 1535 01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:28,319 No, monsieur. Go on, put it back. 1536 01:38:28,319 --> 01:38:30,530 No hurt, no pain. 1537 01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:34,325 She loves me. I'm in her arms all the time. 1538 01:38:35,451 --> 01:38:36,911 - In her arms? - Yes. 1539 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:38,955 Your fiancée is flirting with my fiancé. 1540 01:38:38,955 --> 01:38:41,332 Won't you stop it? Will you just be a spectator? 1541 01:38:42,917 --> 01:38:46,629 I won't! How dare you touch her, Steve! 1542 01:38:46,629 --> 01:38:49,549 Swearing is bad. 1543 01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:52,260 - Why are you screaming at Steve? - Who else should I scream at? 1544 01:38:52,260 --> 01:38:54,095 - Talk to Anaida first. - It's not her fault. 1545 01:38:54,095 --> 01:38:56,097 - What did Steve do, then? - He touched her. 1546 01:38:56,097 --> 01:38:58,808 - Why did you let her? - He's a lech. 1547 01:38:58,808 --> 01:39:03,271 - And she is a-- - Hey? What about me? 1548 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:05,231 - Round 2! - Round 2. 1549 01:39:05,231 --> 01:39:07,942 Tension's rising! It's getting hot in here! 1550 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:09,527 - I'm sweating! - Let's go. 1551 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:12,029 And now, only these couples left to dance. 1552 01:39:12,029 --> 01:39:17,410 - Dance... Let us dance. - Let us dance! Dance! Dance! 1553 01:39:17,410 --> 01:39:23,374 - Let us dance! Dance... Let us dance. - Let us dance! Dance! Dance! 1554 01:39:24,417 --> 01:39:26,419 Let us dance! 1555 01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:50,693 JBJ in the house. JBJ in the house. 1556 01:39:50,693 --> 01:39:52,653 JBJ in the house. 1557 01:39:52,653 --> 01:39:56,407 We span it... 1558 01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:59,493 We span the world with our moves 1559 01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:06,459 We span the world and put the moon at stake 1560 01:40:08,377 --> 01:40:12,006 Mysteries have begun to resolve 1561 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:15,509 And everything precious is at stake 1562 01:40:15,509 --> 01:40:19,013 - Play any music you want... - But you must dance 1563 01:40:19,013 --> 01:40:22,475 If they move once, you should move ten times 1564 01:40:22,475 --> 01:40:25,853 Reach all the notes of music 1565 01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:30,441 And dance to that music Let us begin to sway! Sway! 1566 01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:35,029 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1567 01:40:35,029 --> 01:40:38,658 Let us dance... Dance! 1568 01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:42,453 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1569 01:40:42,453 --> 01:40:45,498 Let us dance... Dance! 1570 01:40:45,498 --> 01:40:49,502 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1571 01:40:49,502 --> 01:40:52,755 Let us dance... Dance! 1572 01:40:52,755 --> 01:40:56,550 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1573 01:40:56,550 --> 01:40:59,512 Let us dance... Dance! 1574 01:41:08,479 --> 01:41:10,523 It's the final round at Jharokha. 1575 01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:13,276 So keep your turbans tight and your pajamas high. 1576 01:41:13,276 --> 01:41:15,945 The Moulin Rouge of Punjab brings you two couples. 1577 01:41:15,945 --> 01:41:19,198 It's number 77 and number 99. 1578 01:41:23,369 --> 01:41:26,497 I didn't say this in front of Ricky because he might have felt bad 1579 01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:28,624 but you have a loose character. 1580 01:41:28,624 --> 01:41:30,418 And you have a loose screw. 1581 01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:35,381 The joke is as terrible as the lipstick you use. 1582 01:41:35,381 --> 01:41:37,883 Joke? It was a fact. 1583 01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:42,096 You will destroy Ricky's life. 1584 01:41:42,096 --> 01:41:43,848 He's an Indian while you're a Pakistani. 1585 01:41:43,848 --> 01:41:46,100 He's so cool while you-- 1586 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:49,312 home-breaker, man-chaser and... 1587 01:41:49,312 --> 01:41:50,563 you don't even know Hindi. 1588 01:41:51,689 --> 01:41:53,316 I know Hindi, you bitch. 1589 01:41:54,525 --> 01:41:57,737 That's it? Is that all you know, you tramp? 1590 01:41:57,737 --> 01:42:00,323 - Wench. - Pig. 1591 01:42:00,323 --> 01:42:02,533 - Witch! - Bloody witch! 1592 01:42:02,533 --> 01:42:04,618 - To heck with you. - Bimbo! 1593 01:42:05,786 --> 01:42:07,455 - How dare you-- - Hey! 1594 01:42:07,455 --> 01:42:09,248 Don't you swear anymore. 1595 01:42:09,248 --> 01:42:10,541 How dare you! 1596 01:42:14,128 --> 01:42:16,589 Oh, Lord! Grant me endurance. 1597 01:42:18,758 --> 01:42:20,134 Do not mind me saying this, 1598 01:42:20,134 --> 01:42:23,429 but Alvira and you don't look that great together. 1599 01:42:23,429 --> 01:42:26,891 Your personality is so great, while she is so ordinary. 1600 01:42:28,642 --> 01:42:31,604 Did she show you her tattoo? Did she? 1601 01:42:31,604 --> 01:42:33,606 Keep your cool. Final round. 1602 01:42:33,606 --> 01:42:34,982 Focus, final round. 1603 01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:38,944 I'm suggesting as a friend 1604 01:42:40,196 --> 01:42:42,323 that Alvira and you 1605 01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:44,241 are not that great of a couple. 1606 01:42:44,241 --> 01:42:46,827 But you keep your cool. Focus. 1607 01:42:46,827 --> 01:42:49,622 You want me to end my relationship with her 1608 01:42:49,622 --> 01:42:51,248 so that I don't win. 1609 01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:54,668 I'm number 99. 1610 01:42:54,668 --> 01:42:58,297 - Next Mr. South Hall. - We love you, 99! 1611 01:42:58,297 --> 01:43:00,841 Simmer down, darlings. I'm coming. 1612 01:43:00,841 --> 01:43:04,178 Remember, we will never separate 1613 01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:06,180 and you will never win. 1614 01:43:07,890 --> 01:43:09,975 I tried everything 1615 01:43:09,975 --> 01:43:11,644 but nothing works on that idiot. 1616 01:43:11,644 --> 01:43:13,771 If I was in Anaida's shoes, I would have ended the relationship. 1617 01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:16,690 Laila, the thing is... 1618 01:43:16,690 --> 01:43:18,901 that Steve won the real game. 1619 01:43:18,901 --> 01:43:20,986 We will leave from here 1620 01:43:20,986 --> 01:43:23,030 with our heads held high. 1621 01:43:23,030 --> 01:43:24,323 No matter what, 1622 01:43:25,658 --> 01:43:27,034 don't let them win this title. 1623 01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:31,330 That witch can never be Ms. South Hall, do you understand? 1624 01:43:31,330 --> 01:43:33,582 Why are you always so scared? 1625 01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:35,334 We will destroy them. 1626 01:43:35,334 --> 01:43:38,003 If they win, I will kill you. 1627 01:43:39,422 --> 01:43:42,800 I hate you! Hey, let's rock the stage! 1628 01:43:44,677 --> 01:43:46,512 Come on. 1629 01:43:46,512 --> 01:43:48,389 Round 3! 1630 01:43:50,266 --> 01:43:53,602 The market square's now a ring to a dare 1631 01:43:53,602 --> 01:43:57,231 Between the blades of our eyes 1632 01:43:57,231 --> 01:44:01,652 My darling! 1633 01:44:03,571 --> 01:44:07,032 Do we lose limb, life or reach for the knife 1634 01:44:07,032 --> 01:44:10,536 In this clash of our two-edged eyes 1635 01:44:10,536 --> 01:44:15,499 My darling! 1636 01:44:40,149 --> 01:44:42,860 We have even brought a part of the moon on stage 1637 01:44:42,860 --> 01:44:45,863 Let us begin this challenge 1638 01:44:49,950 --> 01:44:52,369 We have even brought a part of the moon on stage 1639 01:44:52,369 --> 01:44:54,538 Let us begin this challenge 1640 01:44:54,538 --> 01:44:59,168 My beloved, let us begin this challenge 1641 01:44:59,168 --> 01:45:04,298 My beloved, let us begin this challenge 1642 01:45:04,298 --> 01:45:08,761 - Let the moon and the stars... - Witness this special night 1643 01:45:08,761 --> 01:45:13,766 Let us set this stage on fire and dance! Let us dance... Let us dance! 1644 01:45:13,766 --> 01:45:20,773 Let us dance... Dance! Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1645 01:45:20,773 --> 01:45:25,653 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1646 01:45:25,653 --> 01:45:30,324 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1647 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:11,240 This night is gorgeous, but don't let it lure you 1648 01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:15,869 - Come on... - Come on! 1649 01:46:15,869 --> 01:46:20,541 But this gorgeous night will soon come to an end 1650 01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:25,129 Come on... 1651 01:46:25,129 --> 01:46:29,925 - You are the purpose of my life - You are the reason I will die 1652 01:46:29,925 --> 01:46:34,388 My beloved, let us begin this challenge 1653 01:46:34,388 --> 01:46:36,974 You are strange, but you are lovely! 1654 01:46:36,974 --> 01:46:39,476 You were mine then, and you will always be mine 1655 01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:43,606 My beloved, let us begin this challenge 1656 01:46:43,606 --> 01:46:48,652 - We will spend the night here - We will all be together 1657 01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:53,741 Let us set this stage on fire and dance! Let us dance... Let us dance! 1658 01:46:53,741 --> 01:47:00,831 Let us dance... Dance! Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1659 01:47:00,831 --> 01:47:05,586 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1660 01:47:05,586 --> 01:47:10,174 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1661 01:47:58,180 --> 01:48:05,020 The ones who seem crazy have a pure heart, my darling 1662 01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:07,773 My darling! 1663 01:48:07,773 --> 01:48:14,154 The ones who cannot love are dead from within, my darling 1664 01:48:16,949 --> 01:48:19,576 You mean everything to me 1665 01:48:19,576 --> 01:48:21,787 I have fallen for you 1666 01:48:21,787 --> 01:48:24,164 You mean everything to me 1667 01:48:24,164 --> 01:48:26,500 I have fallen for you 1668 01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:30,963 My beloved, let us begin this challenge 1669 01:48:30,963 --> 01:48:34,883 My beloved, let us begin this challenge 1670 01:48:35,884 --> 01:48:40,931 - With everything you need... - For this perfect delicacy! 1671 01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:45,519 Let us set this stage on fire and dance! Let us dance... Let us dance! 1672 01:48:45,519 --> 01:48:52,526 Let us dance... Dance! Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1673 01:48:52,526 --> 01:48:57,322 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1674 01:48:57,322 --> 01:49:02,703 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1675 01:49:10,836 --> 01:49:13,088 The market square's now a ring to a dare 1676 01:49:13,088 --> 01:49:18,177 Between the blades of our eyes, my darling! 1677 01:49:18,177 --> 01:49:20,345 Do we lose limb, life or reach for the knife 1678 01:49:20,345 --> 01:49:26,143 In this clash of our two-edged eyes, my darling! 1679 01:49:28,687 --> 01:49:35,944 Let the moon and the stars witness this special night 1680 01:49:35,944 --> 01:49:39,740 Let the moon and the stars witness this special night 1681 01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:45,370 Let us set this stage on fire and dance! Dance... Dance... 1682 01:49:45,370 --> 01:49:49,249 Dance... Dance... 1683 01:49:49,249 --> 01:49:51,084 We will spend the night here 1684 01:49:51,084 --> 01:49:52,753 We will all be together 1685 01:49:52,753 --> 01:49:56,423 Let us set this stage on fire and dance! Dance... Dance... 1686 01:49:56,423 --> 01:50:02,054 Dance... Dance... Dance... Dance... 1687 01:50:02,054 --> 01:50:05,808 With everything you need for this perfect delicacy! 1688 01:50:05,808 --> 01:50:11,438 Let us set this stage on fire and dance! Dance... Dance... 1689 01:50:11,438 --> 01:50:15,067 Dance... Dance... 1690 01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:19,071 Your eyes have finally met mine 1691 01:50:19,071 --> 01:50:23,075 Let us play the music and dance! Let us dance! 1692 01:50:23,075 --> 01:50:28,205 Let us dance... Dance! 1693 01:50:28,205 --> 01:50:34,753 Let us dance... Let us dance! Dance! 1694 01:50:35,754 --> 01:50:39,800 Let us dance... 1695 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:43,929 Let us dance! Dance! 1696 01:50:54,982 --> 01:50:59,278 And the winner is our own Bathinda boy, Ricky, 1697 01:50:59,278 --> 01:51:05,284 and his dear fiancée Anaida. 1698 01:51:05,284 --> 01:51:08,036 - You're going to Hollywood. - And here's the crown. 1699 01:51:08,036 --> 01:51:09,413 - Laila, don't come back. - Thank you. 1700 01:51:09,413 --> 01:51:11,123 I think we've been cheated. 1701 01:51:11,123 --> 01:51:15,878 And now, I declare Mr. and Ms. South Hall. 1702 01:51:15,878 --> 01:51:18,005 Wow! 1703 01:51:19,172 --> 01:51:21,884 We lost the title too. I hate you. 1704 01:51:29,099 --> 01:51:31,351 Is that how much you love him? 1705 01:51:31,351 --> 01:51:33,061 No point shedding tears for him. 1706 01:51:34,062 --> 01:51:37,983 Mom says, your destiny decides who you get. 1707 01:51:39,151 --> 01:51:40,319 Understood? 1708 01:51:46,199 --> 01:51:48,160 Yes, Shabnam... 1709 01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:50,704 Let me show you what I can do. 1710 01:51:55,334 --> 01:51:57,711 Listen, I'm really sorry. 1711 01:52:51,306 --> 01:52:53,809 Sister, guess who's been waiting for you. 1712 01:52:54,810 --> 01:52:57,354 Shahriyar! He's downstairs. 1713 01:52:58,814 --> 01:53:03,026 Bloody Shahriyar! Bloody Ricky Thukral! 1714 01:53:03,026 --> 01:53:05,445 I hate them all. To hell with all of them. 1715 01:53:05,445 --> 01:53:09,282 Ricky! Ricky! 1716 01:53:10,450 --> 01:53:13,787 - Ricky Thukral! - Hafi! 1717 01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:17,874 - Ricky! - What the hell! 1718 01:53:20,627 --> 01:53:25,799 Why does Hafi go for a walk every morning? 1719 01:53:27,426 --> 01:53:31,096 He'll have a heart attack someday. 1720 01:53:31,096 --> 01:53:33,306 - Ricky Thukral! - Coming! 1721 01:53:35,434 --> 01:53:37,269 Oh, Steve. 1722 01:53:38,395 --> 01:53:39,688 Steve? 1723 01:53:40,814 --> 01:53:43,900 - What do you want? - A cup of tea. 1724 01:53:45,277 --> 01:53:47,571 Why should I make you one? This is not a restaurant. 1725 01:53:47,571 --> 01:53:50,449 Then why did you ask? 1726 01:53:50,449 --> 01:53:54,828 Ricky! Hey! You pig, come downstairs! 1727 01:53:56,997 --> 01:53:58,582 You bastard! 1728 01:53:58,582 --> 01:54:00,709 You left last night without paying me up. 1729 01:54:01,835 --> 01:54:03,336 What are you doing here? 1730 01:54:05,589 --> 01:54:07,924 Hurry up, give me my money. 1731 01:54:07,924 --> 01:54:09,968 Look, he'll pay me now. 1732 01:54:09,968 --> 01:54:11,928 Then, it will be proven to you. 1733 01:54:11,928 --> 01:54:14,389 - What proof? - That I am a prostitute. 1734 01:54:14,389 --> 01:54:17,017 I know why you call yourself that. 1735 01:54:17,017 --> 01:54:19,144 So that I don't feel guilty. 1736 01:54:19,144 --> 01:54:21,063 - Guilty? - Yes. 1737 01:54:22,230 --> 01:54:23,940 Last night... 1738 01:54:25,108 --> 01:54:28,862 She and I... We both... 1739 01:54:28,862 --> 01:54:30,489 The both of us... 1740 01:54:32,115 --> 01:54:35,243 - You had sex! - Go ahead, kill me if you want. 1741 01:54:35,243 --> 01:54:37,871 But before you do it, forgive me. 1742 01:54:37,871 --> 01:54:41,750 - Don't you hit him. - Alvira's crazy about him, 1743 01:54:41,750 --> 01:54:44,336 you two-timing bastard! 1744 01:54:44,336 --> 01:54:48,340 I cheated you and you're worried about Alvira? 1745 01:54:48,340 --> 01:54:51,301 Thank God we got to know the real you before marriage. 1746 01:54:51,301 --> 01:54:54,012 There's nothing between the two of us. Tell him. 1747 01:54:54,012 --> 01:54:58,517 Look, I'm Laila. Not Anaida. A prostitute, not a fiancée. 1748 01:54:58,517 --> 01:55:01,019 We have nothing going on. 1749 01:55:01,019 --> 01:55:02,395 Give me the money. 1750 01:55:02,395 --> 01:55:04,773 - I love you. - To heck with that! 1751 01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:07,901 - I really love you. - God damn it! I'm a prostitute. 1752 01:55:07,901 --> 01:55:10,112 I still love you, Laila. 1753 01:55:11,404 --> 01:55:15,742 - Really? - I never lie. Never! 1754 01:55:17,661 --> 01:55:20,789 - Son of a-- - Son of a what? 1755 01:55:22,707 --> 01:55:24,459 Loving mother! 1756 01:55:27,003 --> 01:55:30,715 Look, pig, this is true love. 1757 01:55:34,386 --> 01:55:37,055 He is a fraud. Look what he's doing with Alvira. 1758 01:55:37,055 --> 01:55:39,391 Don't ever call me a fraud. Look at this. 1759 01:55:39,391 --> 01:55:43,228 I'm not Steve. I'm Satvinder, inside and out. 1760 01:55:43,228 --> 01:55:45,105 What about Alvira? Doesn't she love you? 1761 01:55:45,105 --> 01:55:46,940 She loves him. 1762 01:55:46,940 --> 01:55:51,278 - I hate her. I hate her! - What did you say? 1763 01:55:51,278 --> 01:55:54,948 Darling, he said that she loves you. 1764 01:55:56,491 --> 01:55:59,703 Well, he's saying that she loves you. 1765 01:55:59,703 --> 01:56:02,539 What are you waiting for now? 1766 01:56:02,539 --> 01:56:06,710 Are you waiting for someone else to have her instead? 1767 01:56:09,713 --> 01:56:12,799 Run now! Yes! 1768 01:56:16,970 --> 01:56:19,848 - I don't know where she lives. - Really? 1769 01:56:19,848 --> 01:56:21,975 Look, you can ask them! 1770 01:56:23,310 --> 01:56:26,855 Satvinder. Sat-- 1771 01:56:26,855 --> 01:56:31,651 At least take a break to breathe. Do you know where Alvira lives? 1772 01:56:31,651 --> 01:56:33,862 Satvinder! 1773 01:56:35,447 --> 01:56:39,326 - I hate you. - Let's go. 1774 01:57:19,366 --> 01:57:22,077 Hey, stop! 1775 01:57:22,077 --> 01:57:25,121 Kulwinder, isn't that your boy? 1776 01:57:25,121 --> 01:57:27,791 - It can't be. - Seemed like it. 1777 01:57:27,791 --> 01:57:30,377 My son would never behave like this. 1778 01:57:30,377 --> 01:57:34,130 He works so hard at his office just to pay for my bingo. 1779 01:57:35,215 --> 01:57:37,550 Sir, weigh the cabbage. 1780 01:57:37,550 --> 01:57:39,094 You've gone blind. 1781 01:57:45,100 --> 01:57:49,062 That one. No, wait! 1782 01:57:53,066 --> 01:57:54,693 Oh, boy! 1783 01:57:56,194 --> 01:57:59,531 Sattu... think. 1784 01:57:59,531 --> 01:58:02,742 It's a matter of my life and your death. 1785 01:58:06,413 --> 01:58:08,748 Which one is it? 1786 01:58:10,500 --> 01:58:12,252 It was this one... 1787 01:58:15,839 --> 01:58:17,882 One second... 1788 01:58:17,882 --> 01:58:20,927 Was it this side or that side? 1789 01:58:22,095 --> 01:58:25,765 Hey, it was this side! Where did he go? 1790 01:58:27,684 --> 01:58:29,311 It was this one. 1791 01:58:34,399 --> 01:58:37,569 - Hey, you have a telescope, right? - Yes, why? 1792 01:58:37,569 --> 01:58:40,238 Come, let me show you some stars. 1793 01:58:40,238 --> 01:58:41,614 - Sorry? - Focus! 1794 01:58:45,535 --> 01:58:47,620 Are you going to meet him like that? 1795 01:58:47,620 --> 01:58:50,707 Oh, my God! Like I'm naked and not wearing anything. 1796 01:58:50,707 --> 01:58:52,167 Hi. 1797 01:58:52,167 --> 01:58:55,837 Come in, quick. Let us talk about it, once and for all. 1798 01:58:55,837 --> 01:58:58,882 Nice room. Didn't you go to the showroom today? 1799 01:58:58,882 --> 01:59:00,133 It's Sunday. 1800 01:59:00,133 --> 01:59:02,260 I thought you must have taken a leave for me. 1801 01:59:02,260 --> 01:59:03,970 Well, you are wrong. 1802 01:59:03,970 --> 01:59:06,306 This has a phone number on it. It says Ricky Thukral. 1803 01:59:09,768 --> 01:59:13,438 - What is he discussing? - Discussion? We should listen. 1804 01:59:13,438 --> 01:59:16,149 Video and audio, both, with a very strong mic. 1805 01:59:16,149 --> 01:59:18,818 So, Mom suggested that we should get married. 1806 01:59:18,818 --> 01:59:19,903 I agreed to it. 1807 01:59:19,903 --> 01:59:21,613 You don't have to beat around the bush. 1808 01:59:21,613 --> 01:59:23,365 Just say what you're here to say. 1809 01:59:23,365 --> 01:59:25,158 They're talking about marriage. 1810 01:59:25,158 --> 01:59:27,744 - There is no rush. - There is. Let me speak first then. 1811 01:59:28,745 --> 01:59:31,664 Firstly, I have already had sex, eleven times. 1812 01:59:34,292 --> 01:59:36,836 She lies with such confidence. 1813 01:59:39,923 --> 01:59:42,050 Say something. Don't just stare at me. 1814 01:59:42,050 --> 01:59:43,718 I have done it only four times. 1815 01:59:43,718 --> 01:59:46,262 - You outdid me. - So, what will you do? 1816 01:59:46,262 --> 01:59:49,516 I'll feel jealous, what else? 1817 01:59:49,516 --> 01:59:52,060 That's it? Strange! 1818 01:59:52,060 --> 01:59:55,063 That's all you would do? 1819 01:59:55,063 --> 01:59:57,065 I have a tattoo, also, right here. 1820 01:59:57,065 --> 01:59:59,651 - Looks nice. - Just like mine. 1821 01:59:59,651 --> 02:00:02,195 - Same to same. - I have many male friends. 1822 02:00:02,195 --> 02:00:06,074 - Me too. - I hate Indian traditional dresses. 1823 02:00:06,074 --> 02:00:08,076 I hope you don't have a problem if I wear one. 1824 02:00:08,076 --> 02:00:09,786 What planet is this guy from? 1825 02:00:09,786 --> 02:00:13,581 Unbelievable! I'm tired of listing all my bad qualities. 1826 02:00:13,581 --> 02:00:16,543 But you still haven't begun to hate me. 1827 02:00:16,543 --> 02:00:18,253 I didn't come here to hate you. 1828 02:00:18,253 --> 02:00:20,964 You should! I don't want you to like me. 1829 02:00:20,964 --> 02:00:22,674 I don't want anyone to like anyone. 1830 02:00:22,674 --> 02:00:25,718 - I want there to be hatred everywhere. - But why? 1831 02:00:25,718 --> 02:00:29,055 Because I love Ricky Thukral. 1832 02:00:29,055 --> 02:00:32,892 - Oh, she said the truth! - Thukral? 1833 02:00:32,892 --> 02:00:35,520 You love someone with such a weird name? 1834 02:00:35,520 --> 02:00:37,230 Weird? 1835 02:00:37,230 --> 02:00:39,065 I like Ricky Thukral. 1836 02:00:39,065 --> 02:00:40,859 - It's weird. - Move! 1837 02:00:43,445 --> 02:00:46,406 How long have you loved him? Years? 1838 02:00:46,406 --> 02:00:49,701 No. A few days. 1839 02:00:52,412 --> 02:00:56,332 - Do not let him touch you. - Ricky Thukral? 1840 02:00:56,332 --> 02:01:00,336 No! He is my cousin, Shahriyar! 1841 02:01:00,336 --> 02:01:02,964 - Okay. - I'm here to marry her. 1842 02:01:02,964 --> 02:01:06,468 Shut up. You... meet me downstairs. 1843 02:01:06,468 --> 02:01:08,261 I need to talk to you. Come downstairs. 1844 02:01:08,261 --> 02:01:10,305 Fine, as if I'm scared. 1845 02:01:10,305 --> 02:01:12,307 I got class. 1846 02:01:13,308 --> 02:01:15,810 Alvira, this guy doesn't seem right for you. 1847 02:01:15,810 --> 02:01:17,061 Does he even have a job? 1848 02:01:17,061 --> 02:01:18,563 He does nothing, yet everything. 1849 02:01:18,563 --> 02:01:21,774 Look, I have an MA, and even a Ph.D. 1850 02:01:21,774 --> 02:01:24,402 - Congratulations on that. - No... 1851 02:01:24,402 --> 02:01:28,740 Hey, you look happy. Did you accept Shahriyar's proposal? 1852 02:01:28,740 --> 02:01:30,617 Well, we are not getting married. 1853 02:01:30,617 --> 02:01:32,952 Where would you find a better guy than Shahriyar? 1854 02:01:32,952 --> 02:01:34,787 - Right outside. - What do you mean? 1855 02:01:43,046 --> 02:01:44,923 Where is your Ms. South Hall? 1856 02:01:45,924 --> 02:01:48,301 She eloped with Satvinder. 1857 02:01:48,301 --> 02:01:52,972 Sat-- he told you. I'll kill him. 1858 02:01:52,972 --> 02:01:57,519 Let it go. Laila is with him now. 1859 02:01:57,519 --> 02:02:00,772 - Laila who? - The one who posed as Anaida. 1860 02:02:01,773 --> 02:02:03,483 She turned Sattu into a man from a boy. 1861 02:02:06,319 --> 02:02:09,030 Oh, God, Sattu! When did this happen? 1862 02:02:09,030 --> 02:02:12,575 Isn't she one of those who pick up men at night? 1863 02:02:12,575 --> 02:02:16,204 Mom. This is Laila. 1864 02:02:16,204 --> 02:02:17,997 Not a very good cook. 1865 02:02:17,997 --> 02:02:20,959 She can't do any household chores either. 1866 02:02:20,959 --> 02:02:25,797 She swears a lot, but that can be brought under control. 1867 02:02:25,797 --> 02:02:29,050 But she can become the best daughter-in-law. 1868 02:02:29,050 --> 02:02:31,511 That much I can guarantee. 1869 02:02:32,512 --> 02:02:36,140 - Give me your blessings, ma'am. - I love you. 1870 02:02:37,892 --> 02:02:40,728 And I'm damn sure, you'll fall in love with her too, Mom. 1871 02:02:40,728 --> 02:02:42,438 But dear... 1872 02:02:42,438 --> 02:02:43,856 No buts, Mom. 1873 02:02:43,856 --> 02:02:45,817 We'll be back from Hollywood in a week. 1874 02:02:51,072 --> 02:02:53,825 Bye, Mom. 1875 02:02:53,825 --> 02:02:57,495 - So, you lied to me. - Still, not a bigger liar than you. 1876 02:02:59,247 --> 02:03:03,960 To be honest, you look incredible when you lie. 1877 02:03:03,960 --> 02:03:05,628 I... 1878 02:03:07,255 --> 02:03:10,633 You idiot! Couldn't you have come sooner? 1879 02:03:10,633 --> 02:03:12,635 What if I had accepted Shahriyar's proposal? 1880 02:03:12,635 --> 02:03:14,012 You are unbelievable. 1881 02:03:15,513 --> 02:03:18,558 I got a little late, and you were ready to marry the next guy you met. 1882 02:03:18,558 --> 02:03:21,102 - Typical Indian mentality. - I am not Indian. 1883 02:03:21,102 --> 02:03:23,021 No different, you're a Pakistani. 1884 02:03:23,021 --> 02:03:26,190 - Don't say a word against Pakistanis. - Why would I? 1885 02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:28,985 My best friend 1886 02:03:30,820 --> 02:03:32,822 and girlfriend are Pakistani. 1887 02:03:35,116 --> 02:03:38,703 Good. Otherwise, everyone in this neighborhood 1888 02:03:38,703 --> 02:03:40,705 would come and force you to marry me. 1889 02:03:40,705 --> 02:03:43,041 So let them. I'm not scared. 1890 02:03:44,042 --> 02:03:47,128 Before they can force me, 1891 02:03:47,128 --> 02:03:48,963 I'll marry you myself. 1892 02:03:48,963 --> 02:03:50,882 - I'll marry you. - Why? 1893 02:03:52,467 --> 02:03:55,470 Because we lived an entire life in just two hours. 1894 02:03:56,471 --> 02:03:59,265 And yet, there was no war. 1895 02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:03,978 - There wasn't? - No chance. 1896 02:04:03,978 --> 02:04:07,899 - Really? - If not war, what really happened? 1897 02:04:09,233 --> 02:04:12,111 Well, love happened. 1898 02:04:14,739 --> 02:04:16,199 That's how it happens 1899 02:04:20,078 --> 02:04:21,871 after spending two hours together. 1900 02:04:27,877 --> 02:04:29,712 How many girls have you done this with? 1901 02:04:32,507 --> 02:04:35,802 - Eleven. - You creep! 1902 02:04:41,849 --> 02:04:44,018 Let's play a game. 1903 02:04:44,018 --> 02:04:48,314 Let's do something that we both have never done. 1904 02:04:48,314 --> 02:04:50,233 Tell me. 1905 02:04:50,233 --> 02:04:53,778 Let's kiss out here, in the open, in front of everyone. 1906 02:04:55,071 --> 02:04:57,198 A long kiss. 1907 02:04:58,199 --> 02:04:59,701 Okay. 1908 02:05:09,293 --> 02:05:13,673 The sweet and decent love is a tale of the olden days. 1909 02:05:13,673 --> 02:05:17,510 Long proposals would happen back then. 1910 02:05:17,510 --> 02:05:21,639 Sparks, clash, passionate flashes-- 1911 02:05:21,639 --> 02:05:25,143 today's love is the way to sway! 1912 02:06:05,725 --> 02:06:07,810 What's your zodiac sign? 1913 02:06:14,066 --> 02:06:16,736 Listen, I'm already engaged. 1914 02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:27,246 - Are you flirting again? - Why would I flirt? 1915 02:06:27,246 --> 02:06:30,041 I'm engaged too. 1916 02:06:31,042 --> 02:06:33,252 Really! Look, original topaz. 1917 02:06:37,632 --> 02:06:40,301 Does she have a name or do you always call her fiancée? 1918 02:06:40,301 --> 02:06:42,053 No, she has no name. 1919 02:06:42,053 --> 02:06:44,222 That was such a stupid question. 1920 02:06:45,306 --> 02:06:47,350 What is it, then? 1921 02:06:54,315 --> 02:06:56,776 Anaida! 1922 02:06:59,487 --> 02:07:04,158 Your turn. Tell me how you met your fiancé. 1923 02:07:05,159 --> 02:07:09,622 - Superman got us together. - Does he own a comic book store? 1924 02:07:32,144 --> 02:07:36,357 Mind blowing! This is amazing! 1925 02:07:39,360 --> 02:07:42,905 Oh, Lord! Solve the mysteries of love 1926 02:07:42,905 --> 02:07:45,199 Tell us the benefits of it 1927 02:07:45,199 --> 02:07:50,371 I just can't fall in love, no matter how hard I try 1928 02:07:50,371 --> 02:07:56,127 I just can't fall in love, no matter how hard I try 1929 02:07:56,127 --> 02:08:03,676 Your eyes have finally met mine Let us play some music and dance! 1930 02:08:03,676 --> 02:08:08,806 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1931 02:08:08,806 --> 02:08:13,895 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1932 02:08:13,895 --> 02:08:19,150 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1933 02:08:19,150 --> 02:08:24,780 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1934 02:08:24,780 --> 02:08:31,037 Oh, Lord! 1935 02:08:32,038 --> 02:08:34,707 And action! 1936 02:10:33,826 --> 02:10:38,998 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1937 02:10:38,998 --> 02:10:43,836 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1938 02:11:02,229 --> 02:11:07,359 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1939 02:11:07,359 --> 02:11:12,531 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1940 02:11:12,531 --> 02:11:17,620 Let us dance... Let us dance! 1941 02:11:17,620 --> 02:11:24,335 Let us dance... Let us dance! 140850

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