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You are a Calamity of Disgrace!
You got no professional attachment...
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and you can't give your big nose out of other people's business!
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As an Intergalactic Observer, you stink.
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Did anybody else see those big letters flying by?
You're hopeless, Kazoo!
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Actually it's Ga- zoo.
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Ga.. Let's all say it together.
Silence!
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We are sending you to a planet with virtually
no civilization for you to mock up.
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Please, no! Anything but...
Earth!
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You are to document the Earthlings bizarre mating ritual of love and marriage
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Why can't they reproduce like we do?
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It's a boy!
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Oh! And So green and slimey.
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Quit sucking up!
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Wait.
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Surely there must be others more qualified than I.
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Of Course. But why risk loosing one of them?
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Just do not land!
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They haven't even invented pants yet!
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Have you seen my legs?
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Imagine the moron, who was going to stuck with kazoo!
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ACADEMY RONTOD CRANE
This is an exciting time for us, isn't it? Barney.
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Sure, Fred. No job, no money, no women.
Things are really looking up.
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Don't worry Barn. Everything's gonna change
once we pass our finals tomorrow.
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Um Fred...And I know just how to ace this test.
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see all these other mugs are gonna stay up all night study.
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Don't interrupt! And when they finally do get to sleep,
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all the information just gonna fall right out of the heads.
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And me, i'm way ahead of everybody.
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I'm not gonna study tonight.
I'm gonna get a good night's rest, get up extra early...
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and study in the morning.
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That way everything will still be, right upfront in my noggin
by the time when i get to work to take the test.
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That's great Brother, just one thing.
- What's that?
The test is today.
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Today!
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Flintstone!
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You're NEXT!
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Next up on Brontosimulator No.3, Fred Flintstone.
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Go!
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10 POINTS
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You think you can handle a Bronto-Crane with a back firing problem?
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Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble.
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Oh, my angry tummy!
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MECHANIC ON DUTY
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There you go.
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you wished.
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Look Out! She's gonna blow!
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Hey, I got three stomachs cut me some scrap
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5 POINTS
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Time!
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Well how do i do?
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Well, Flintstone.
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You passed!
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Congratulations Graduates!
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Frederick Flintstone!
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Way to go, Fred!
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- Congratulations, Frederick.
- Thank you.
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Melvin Granite!
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Thank you.
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Gifts! Gifts! Gifts! I'm having the best
bridal shower, a girl could ever have.
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And this one's from Wilma.
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A Vacuum Cleaner. Thank you very much.
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Ya like she's gonna do in the housewife right?
I give this marriage six months tops.
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Where's Wilma?
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That girl is a death to me.
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Wilma Slaghoople!
Staring at the top at BedRock again!
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There is nothing down there, had a bunch of
flat-footed flat-headed Neanderthals,
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clubbing each other and grunting.
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Hey, you know i heard they are still afraid of the fire.
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I think they are exactly like you and me.
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This is all my fault.
I should've never let you played with the
suburbs Children.
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Darling, Please.
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Come downstairs and atleast pretend to be having
a good time, like everyone else.
Come.
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Look, Oven mitts!
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Is that all the presents?
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What do we do now?
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Ladies,
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I have an idea.
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What do you say we go for a drive?
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To the club?
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Actually i was thinking about going someplace
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a little different for a change...someplace new.
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Like going into BedRock...
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and going bowling.
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Isn't she the best?
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Oh, Yes she is.
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My Wilma
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Beautiful and witty. A prize for any man.
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Hello Chip. What are you doing here?
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I just came by to discuss some business
with Colonel Slaghoople.
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There is a certain girl, i'm thinking
of investing here.
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Hello, Ladies.
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Well, I guess the next Bridal Shower will be Wilma's.
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Ah no, ladies don't start chiseling those invitations just yet.
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Wilma, you have done a real amen.
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If i got i had a shot at Chip i'll club my
Eugene and leave him for the raptors.
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Wilma, get real.
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Chip Rockefeller was first in
his class at Princestone!
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Yes, i know. He owns half of Rock Vegas.
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Colonel.
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Wilma, You and Chip are perfect for each other.
Think of kinds like he can buy you.
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we get to spend everyday together shopping...
- playing tennis...
- getting facials...
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brow breathing our husbands!
We will be just like our mothers.
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Where you've been? I've been looking all over for you.
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I didn't feel like much celebrating.
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Are you kidding?
we get to spend the rest of our lives working in a rock quarry!
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Who says dreams don't come true?
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I know I should be happy, but...
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I guess I was always figured by this point in my life..
that i have somebody special to share my successes.
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Well you always got me, Fred.
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Thanks, Barn.
but that's not what i'm really talking about.
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Yeah,
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I know.
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- what are you talking about?
- A girl, Barn!
Oh Yeah right. What should i thought.
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But i wouldn't worry about it Fred. I mean, You'll meet somebody.
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Its like they always say, "It'll happen when you least expect it."
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Now see that's the way you're wrong, Barn.
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I believe you create your own oppurtunites in life.
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You gotta go out there and make things happen.
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I mean it's not like something's just gonna drop out of the sky,
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land in front of you, and change your whole life.
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What was that?
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Help! Is there anybody out there?
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Klaatu barada nikto!
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Fred, I think there is somebody in there.
Come on Barn, let's try it to open it up.
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I'm right behind you, pal.
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I don't know, Barn. I think that thing's empty.
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Would you mind not holding head by the antenna?
It's not an ordinary pleasant and say...
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- Get me out of here, Come on pal.
- Get me out! Get over!
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- What are you?
- I am the Great Gazoo.
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The Great Kazoo?
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Ga- zoo.
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I come from a planet too far for you to fathom
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and a civilization too advanced,
for you to comprehend.
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Wait a minute, Fred.
I hope we get wishes!
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Pardon?
Ya we let you out of the fancy bottle,
and now we get wishes right!
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Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get this started.
What do we have to rapt?
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Naa an Nokia, I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie.
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And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft.
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I'm of a highly evolved alien species.
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I don't do funny voices,
I don't sing catchy songs...
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and i do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon!
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I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok Dum-Dums?
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Dum-Dums?
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Hey, was that an insult?
Well if the shoe fits...
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What's a shoe?
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Yes, it was an insult.
That's what i thought.
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Ya here do observe.
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Well get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head.
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There he is, Fred.
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Violent natives!
That could've downfront tourism.
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Perhaps you can satisfy my intelluctual curiosity?
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Fine, and you?
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Oh Dear.
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I'm Betty, i'll be your waitress.
The fish is fresh, but be careful so where the busboys.
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So what do you having?
What i'm having?
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How much is a glass of water?
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Water? Free.
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Great, I'll have two.
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You want a burger to go with your water?
Oh, no. Water's fine. I like water.
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Because if you're short on cash or something,
I could spot you again, you know.
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Then You could just go home
get your wallet and pay me back.
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No, that's impossible. I can't.
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I just i can't go home...
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Oh my! Are you caveless?
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But you're so clean!
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No, you see...
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You poor poor thing.
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Oh great, I've just called you "poor"!
I'm so thoughtless sometimes.
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- You are not poor. You are not.
- No, I'm not.
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You are just down on your luck, right?
Well don't you worry.
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You stay with me till you're back on your feet.
And i'm gonna buy you lunch.
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No! Absolutely not! Listen, that's very sweet of you, but...
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Please, I used to volunteer down
at the caveless shelter, you know.
And I know,
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I know, you're not looking for a handout.
You are just looking for your self respect.
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I'm Betty. Betty O'Shale.
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Just call me Wilma.
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Ok, Wilma.
Let's go get you something to eat.
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And then we'll set you up at my apartment.
You live in an apartment?
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That must be so great! Always wondered,
what'd be like to live in an apartment.
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The life can be so cruel sometimes.
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UPPER CRUST - Housing Trailer
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Good night, Fred.
Goodnight, Barn.
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Goodnight, Dum-Dums!
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Hey, its that Kazoo.
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Ga- zoo. Why is that so difficult?
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What are you doing here?
I am here to observe your species mating rituals. so...
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Get to it!
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Oh, Barney and me don't...
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Get off of me.
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Listen pal, you've gotta lot to learn about
the way things work here.
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So who or what do you make with?
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The girls!
And where are these "girls"?
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I've been asking myself the same thing.
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I got it!
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Are you hurt, Wilma?
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Who is Wilma?
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Atlast some hormonal activity.
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Okay, boys time to get busy.
I don't get paid by the hour, you know.
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Keep quiet, Gazoo.
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You wanna see us meet some girls, you gonna have
to hang back. We don't want you cramping our style.
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Style!
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Numero uno : If you knew the first thing about style
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you know that the animal prints are passe.
And secondly, Dum-Dum...
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Not another thing. Enough with the "Dum-Dum".
My name is Fred Flintstone.
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F -L- I- N...
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- T.
-Stone.
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I do not care who you are.
That doesn't give you any reason to shout.
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I am not talking to you, I'm talking to him.
Who? Him?
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No, Him. The little green guy.
Don't you see him?
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Wait a minute! He thought I was...
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Wait a minute!
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Are you telling me, we are the only people
who can see you?
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You got one right, care to take the
"prehistoric imbeciles" for 200?
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So the whole day Barn and me talking to you
and everybody thought we were a couple of...
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Dum-Dums?
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I'm telling you, I got a good feeling.
Today could be my day.
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Who knows? I could turn around right now
and meet the girl of my dreams?
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What will it would be boys?
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Pay attention, Barn.
You'll never want the companionship again.
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Sorry, no substitutions.
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No, I, we...
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You wanna date?
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Well you cannot, the man who said less.
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Why not?
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You can take me to the carnival tomorrow.
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Your little friend wanna date too?
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Help!
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I got the perfect girl.
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I'll be right back.
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Barney, tonight we shower.
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I may not know much about your courting rituals,
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but i'll just give out to limb here,and say
this can't be going very well.
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See the 40 year old man!
One of nature's miracles.
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Step right up! Step right up! Only this way.
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This is amazing! I can't believe it!
It's so noisy.
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Yeah, I noticed.
That looks like bowling!
Barney, can we play?
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Oh yeah Sure, but, you know Fred and I
we go bowling all the time.
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Aah. That's a dumb idea.
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Who's gonna pay to see dinosaurs?
I got dinosaurs in my backyard!
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Wow! You got a really great laugh.
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Yeaa.
241
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,984
So do you.
242
00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:38,013
Hey, do you like brontocoasters?
I'm wishing to it.
You're on.
243
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,797
This is gonna be fun, huh?
244
00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:08,415
So, what do you wannna do first?
245
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,730
What was your name again?
246
00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:19,348
Come on, pretty boy!
247
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:24,526
Rock-Candy
248
00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:27,979
Look.
249
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,870
Ring-Toss
250
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:37,857
What you got, drama girl!
you're gonna hit the back side of a brontosaurus!
251
00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:48,502
That was a good shot.
252
00:21:48,982 --> 00:21:50,229
Wasn't it?
253
00:21:50,325 --> 00:21:52,914
Well that's a pretty tough spare...
254
00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:55,120
for most people.
255
00:22:05,573 --> 00:22:07,108
We got a winner.
256
00:22:11,328 --> 00:22:14,109
These things never live longer than a week.
257
00:22:14,397 --> 00:22:18,233
Hey Fred do you think you could teach me hot to throw like that?
258
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,014
Sure. Let's see what you got.
259
00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:34,153
I'm done.
260
00:22:35,016 --> 00:22:36,742
Let me help you here.
261
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,852
Give me your hand.
262
00:22:39,332 --> 00:22:40,770
Middle fingers.
263
00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:44,127
Take the weight.
264
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,046
Now relax.
265
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,362
It's all in the toes.
266
00:23:23,352 --> 00:23:24,694
I did it!
267
00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:40,039
Look I know I ran off with Betty,
268
00:23:40,518 --> 00:23:43,108
but, you know, Wilma's kind of my date.
269
00:23:43,396 --> 00:23:48,095
So I was wondering,
whether it wouldn't be too much trouble if...
well if...
270
00:23:48,479 --> 00:23:50,780
What are you trying to say, Barn?
271
00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:53,945
Would you mind, if i left with Betty?
272
00:23:54,904 --> 00:23:57,206
No, not at all buddy. Hey, Take the car.
273
00:23:57,398 --> 00:24:02,289
Thanks, pal. Thanks a bunch. She says she wants
to go our place and cook me breakfast.
274
00:24:03,823 --> 00:24:08,810
I do not know what we gonna do until then,
but you know i can't turn down on a good meal.
275
00:24:18,976 --> 00:24:20,798
It's kinda chilly all of a sudden, isn't it?
276
00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:24,922
Chilly? Are you kidding?
The Earth's still colding around here.
277
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:31,252
It's chilly, we should've brought something
to trade above my shoulders, you know.
278
00:24:35,663 --> 00:24:36,910
Thank you.
279
00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:42,856
Nice opening gambit lover boy. Now, close the deal,
so i can get off this Warren lock.
280
00:24:42,952 --> 00:24:45,062
I am ignoring you right now.
281
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:46,884
What did you say?
282
00:24:48,994 --> 00:24:50,528
I said,
283
00:24:50,912 --> 00:24:52,926
I am adoring you right now.
284
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,858
Oh Fred. That's so sweet.
285
00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:59,256
Come on, come on!
286
00:24:59,448 --> 00:25:01,270
You're in the red zone.
287
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,106
"Isn't it so romantic?"
288
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,695
"Now, hurry up and kiss her..."
289
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:14,504
Your eyes are like two big eyes.
290
00:25:33,494 --> 00:25:36,275
What a Cutie.
She thinks you're her mother.
291
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:38,097
Quiet down!
292
00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,852
I lead a simple life.
293
00:25:51,428 --> 00:25:54,017
Where I have a roof over my head, food on the table...
294
00:25:54,401 --> 00:25:57,470
and a top-shelf to shave shell.
I am a happy guy.
295
00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:02,265
Fred you are so different than
the kinda guys, I grew up with.
296
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:06,101
- And they what wanna like?
- Just real different.
297
00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:11,184
This is it.
298
00:26:15,979 --> 00:26:18,377
Oh I had a great time tonight.
299
00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:22,405
I sure hope you did too.
300
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:25,474
I wouldn't change a thing.
301
00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:30,748
Good night.
302
00:26:32,666 --> 00:26:33,913
Good night.
303
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,283
FUTURE SITE OF BED ROCK GARDENS - RESERVE TODAY
304
00:28:16,626 --> 00:28:18,065
The Flintstones
305
00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:51,727
Good morning, Fred. What a beautiful day!
306
00:28:52,015 --> 00:28:55,947
I was just thinking the
same thing, Barney boy. BEAUTIFUL!
307
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:01,605
So I think You and Wilma had a nice evening?
Are you kidding?
308
00:29:02,085 --> 00:29:06,305
Barn, I never met anyone like her.
This Wilma I think she may be the one.
309
00:29:06,305 --> 00:29:09,374
I feel the same way about Betty.
I mean she's smart.
310
00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:11,867
She's hot.
- Kind.
- Funny.
311
00:29:12,155 --> 00:29:13,210
Classy.
312
00:29:13,402 --> 00:29:14,840
She's hot.
313
00:29:15,511 --> 00:29:17,621
Beautiful!
314
00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:26,157
You know, Wilma,
you really should wear your hair up.
315
00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:28,459
Uh, I got need more height!
316
00:29:29,418 --> 00:29:30,568
Look.
317
00:29:32,487 --> 00:29:35,076
It really brings out your smile.
318
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:40,926
Well I guess I just have a whole
lot more to smile about these days.
319
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,611
And I owe it all to you, Betty.
320
00:29:43,803 --> 00:29:46,201
You're the First real friend I ever had.
321
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:49,749
You had a tough life.
You deserve a few breaks, Wilma.
322
00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:53,490
Actually Betty it hasn't been all that tough.
323
00:29:57,326 --> 00:30:00,586
You see, there is something that
I've been meaning to tell you
324
00:30:00,778 --> 00:30:04,710
but i'm real scared, but I think now is the time...
Ooh Pizza's here.
325
00:30:08,546 --> 00:30:11,519
Good evening. I'm looking for...
326
00:30:12,191 --> 00:30:13,246
Mother?
327
00:30:14,301 --> 00:30:16,411
Wilma? Is that you?
328
00:30:16,794 --> 00:30:19,096
What is this place?
329
00:30:19,671 --> 00:30:23,028
This is an apartment. It's how a lot of people live.
330
00:30:24,562 --> 00:30:26,385
Well, that doesn't make it right.
331
00:30:26,481 --> 00:30:30,892
And who are you? A Cleaning Women?
Well obviously you're doing a terrible job. You're fired.
332
00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:36,550
Go on! Shoo!
Mother! This is my new
best friend, Betty.
333
00:30:37,030 --> 00:30:39,044
She's been very good to me.
334
00:30:39,236 --> 00:30:42,017
And I've been the regular germ cruel fish.
335
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,949
Wilma, I am going to take my bath now.
336
00:30:46,524 --> 00:30:47,771
Good Luck.
337
00:30:48,826 --> 00:30:49,881
Mother.
338
00:30:50,361 --> 00:30:52,087
How did you find me?
339
00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:55,731
I did what any concerned parent would do.
Hire a detective.
340
00:30:55,731 --> 00:30:58,417
You what?
We will discuss everything on the way home.
341
00:30:58,704 --> 00:31:00,143
I'm home, Mom.
342
00:31:00,239 --> 00:31:03,212
I am happier than i have ever been in my life.
343
00:31:03,212 --> 00:31:07,719
And you can throw me in a sack and drag me home,
but I'll just run away again.
344
00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,405
Fine, Wilma, Fine.
345
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:13,090
Now you have broken my heart.
346
00:31:13,282 --> 00:31:18,269
But I wil not allow you to do the same thing
to your deared faithful father.
347
00:31:19,132 --> 00:31:21,529
Darling, he misses you so much.
348
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:25,653
And if you are not home on Sunday to
celebrate his birthday,
349
00:31:28,435 --> 00:31:32,654
Well, I just do not know how many more
birthdays he's going to be run...
350
00:31:33,230 --> 00:31:34,572
to celebrate.
351
00:31:43,396 --> 00:31:46,465
I wonder why Wilma gave us these suits
to wear for the party.
352
00:31:46,752 --> 00:31:49,150
May be it's a costume party, Fred.
353
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,329
STAY!
354
00:31:54,808 --> 00:31:55,767
Dino,
355
00:31:56,439 --> 00:31:57,589
Stay.
356
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:03,631
C'mon Barn lets pick up the girls.
357
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:24,347
So Barn, What do you think?
358
00:32:26,552 --> 00:32:28,662
Oh Fred, you shouldn't have.
359
00:32:29,142 --> 00:32:31,827
It's not for you, nitwit.
It's for Wilma!
360
00:32:32,499 --> 00:32:34,704
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
361
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,349
Oh Dum-Dum, there appears to be a
tiny flake of something...
362
00:32:38,732 --> 00:32:41,226
stucked your ring. Look, just there.
363
00:32:41,801 --> 00:32:43,719
That's the stone, Gazoo.
364
00:32:43,815 --> 00:32:44,966
Oops.
365
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,747
It's all i could afford.
Sorry.
366
00:32:48,706 --> 00:32:52,159
Well I am sure she will be very impressed by your...
367
00:32:52,542 --> 00:32:53,789
Frugality.
368
00:32:53,981 --> 00:32:57,529
See that's the great thing about Wilma.
I don't feel to need to impress her.
369
00:32:58,297 --> 00:33:01,653
She's just a simple girl with simple tastes.
370
00:33:07,791 --> 00:33:12,874
You know there are couple things about me,
I haven't gone around and telling you guys yet.
371
00:33:13,929 --> 00:33:16,518
Well, welcome to the Slaghoople manner.
372
00:33:16,998 --> 00:33:18,916
Your house has a name?
373
00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:35,412
Fred, Look.
374
00:33:35,507 --> 00:33:37,426
A Cadarock Limo!
375
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,673
Betty I'm sorry.
376
00:33:46,153 --> 00:33:47,975
I was just so ashamed.
377
00:33:48,071 --> 00:33:52,578
You should have realized a caveless girl
couldn't afford a priceless maserocki.
378
00:33:53,537 --> 00:33:55,456
Wilma's home! Everybody!
379
00:34:01,114 --> 00:34:04,279
She is loaded.
I'm afraid you looks like you're really lucked out.
380
00:34:04,471 --> 00:34:09,074
No Barn. This is terrible.
I can't give her this measly ring. Look at her house!
381
00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:11,567
A girl like this is used to the best of everything.
382
00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:15,116
She's gonna take one look at this ring
and laugh at me.
383
00:34:15,116 --> 00:34:18,089
You know Barn, its a good thing i didn't
get the chance to give it to her sooner.
384
00:34:18,664 --> 00:34:20,582
Hey, what are you doing?
385
00:34:20,678 --> 00:34:24,706
This punk's trying to steal my car!
No, sir. I'm the valet.
386
00:34:24,994 --> 00:34:29,406
The valet? I don't care if you are valet,
well you are not going in my car!
387
00:34:30,844 --> 00:34:32,858
Barney! Leave him!
388
00:34:33,050 --> 00:34:36,215
Fred, he's the valet. He parks the car.
389
00:34:37,078 --> 00:34:38,421
I know that.
390
00:34:39,284 --> 00:34:40,722
Come on, Fred.
391
00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:47,052
The valet parking.
First cooked food, and now this.
What will they think of next?
392
00:34:57,601 --> 00:34:59,807
Wilma darling, we're over here!
393
00:35:03,547 --> 00:35:05,849
Wilma darling,you look nice.
394
00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:08,151
Thank you, Mother. Hello.
395
00:35:09,685 --> 00:35:11,507
Happy birthday, Daddy.
396
00:35:15,152 --> 00:35:18,317
Any news in the front?
Morale is excellent, Sir.
397
00:35:18,796 --> 00:35:22,632
Mother, Father, I'd like to you
meet my new boyfriend, Fred.
398
00:35:23,975 --> 00:35:25,701
Cavalry! Mount up!
399
00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:27,715
We are moving out!
400
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:29,921
Search!
401
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:35,963
A Pleasure.
402
00:35:36,826 --> 00:35:38,073
Charmed.
403
00:35:39,128 --> 00:35:43,635
Wilma darling, there is somebody here,
will simply dying to see you again.
404
00:35:44,594 --> 00:35:46,896
Chip, Over here!
405
00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:51,404
Mother, Chip is here?
Oh yes Chip's here. He's practically family.
406
00:35:51,787 --> 00:35:54,568
Who is Chip?
We used to date, used to Mother.
407
00:35:56,678 --> 00:35:58,884
You are lovlier than ever.
408
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:02,433
I love your hair up like that.
409
00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:05,789
I see you brought a...
410
00:36:06,077 --> 00:36:07,132
Date.
411
00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:10,009
Wilma, Look. The Rathbonesowie's arrived.
412
00:36:10,489 --> 00:36:14,708
You've got to come to see Tiffany's new nose.
It's between our eyes now.
413
00:36:16,626 --> 00:36:20,079
We haven't been formally introduced.
I'm Chip Rockefeller
414
00:36:20,367 --> 00:36:22,572
of the Mesozoic Rockefellers .
415
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:27,176
I'm Fred Flintstone,
of the Fredozoic Flintstones.
416
00:36:28,423 --> 00:36:29,957
So What line of work you in, Flintstone?
417
00:36:30,341 --> 00:36:34,081
It just so happens,
I'll be hanging my half down at the quarry.
418
00:36:34,177 --> 00:36:36,479
Oh you bought Slaten Company!
419
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,164
No, I'm a brontocrane operator.
420
00:36:40,986 --> 00:36:43,192
Seriously, what are you doing?
421
00:36:43,575 --> 00:36:46,932
I work down at the quarry.
I'm a brontocrane operator.
422
00:36:47,795 --> 00:36:50,864
You are serious! How embarrassing for you.
423
00:36:51,248 --> 00:36:53,837
Fellas, Wilma's date works...
424
00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:55,851
at the quarry!
425
00:36:57,577 --> 00:36:59,783
He is a brontocrane operator!
426
00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:38,241
Hi Betty.
427
00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:44,379
Did I tell you that's a really pretty dress?
428
00:37:44,570 --> 00:37:45,817
Thank you.
429
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,325
Betty, you are not still mad at me, are you?
430
00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:51,955
Mad?
431
00:37:52,243 --> 00:37:57,038
Just because you pretended to be poor?
And I took you in and I felt sorry for you?
432
00:37:59,915 --> 00:38:01,929
Why would that make me mad?
433
00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:14,109
Having fun, Princess?
434
00:38:15,068 --> 00:38:16,315
Not really.
435
00:38:16,315 --> 00:38:17,753
That's my girl!
436
00:38:17,945 --> 00:38:20,918
I have something for your birthday.
437
00:38:21,398 --> 00:38:23,220
Dad it's your birthday.
438
00:38:23,316 --> 00:38:24,946
It is?
439
00:38:25,234 --> 00:38:27,535
Well this won't fit me.
440
00:38:30,604 --> 00:38:32,906
They are beautiful.
441
00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:39,428
I know you don't like showy things,
but these are your great great grandmother's.
442
00:38:39,811 --> 00:38:42,592
In fact, they came right out of the shell.
443
00:38:47,579 --> 00:38:49,593
Whatever you decide to do,
444
00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:51,320
remember one thing.
445
00:38:52,279 --> 00:38:54,580
That Daddy will always love you.
446
00:38:56,211 --> 00:38:57,745
Thank you, Daddy.
447
00:39:10,788 --> 00:39:13,090
Sure are beautiful pearls.
448
00:39:13,569 --> 00:39:15,104
Thank you, Fred.
449
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,214
They look really expensive.
450
00:39:23,543 --> 00:39:25,270
Ladies and gentlemen!
451
00:39:25,845 --> 00:39:28,147
I would like to propose a toast.
452
00:39:29,298 --> 00:39:33,517
To the Colonel on his birthday.
Although he is a man of great wealth and power.
453
00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:37,833
He has the most precious gifts a man
could ever want. A loving wife...
454
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,245
and the most beautiful daughter
in the world has never seen.
455
00:39:43,492 --> 00:39:44,930
To the Colonel!
456
00:39:55,288 --> 00:39:59,124
You know, I also would like to propose a toast.
Must you?
457
00:40:03,248 --> 00:40:05,166
To Mr. Slaghoople...
458
00:40:05,645 --> 00:40:07,276
Colonel Slaghoople!
459
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:08,331
Yes?
460
00:40:08,618 --> 00:40:10,153
Mrs. Slaghoople,
461
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,605
and most of all, Wilma.
462
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,990
Thanks for the invite.
463
00:40:21,565 --> 00:40:25,593
I never been inside a place, this big
but i'm paying the admission.
464
00:40:27,991 --> 00:40:30,676
At first I felt a little uncomfortable ,
465
00:40:31,156 --> 00:40:34,992
so much the same way as you would, if you
stumble in my one of large meetings.
466
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,253
The Loyal order of the Water Buffalos.
467
00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:49,186
No, Dino. Back!
468
00:41:11,627 --> 00:41:12,586
You!
469
00:41:12,682 --> 00:41:16,998
This is all your fault!
You ruined my entire party, you idiot!
470
00:41:17,669 --> 00:41:20,834
You Bafoon! You Communal!
471
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,821
Get out. Get out of my house, now!
472
00:41:26,205 --> 00:41:27,739
Watch it, buddy.
473
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,466
Stop it!
474
00:41:32,439 --> 00:41:34,836
How can you treat people this way?
475
00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:38,097
Is it because, they are not like you?
You know what?
476
00:41:38,193 --> 00:41:41,645
That is why, I like them.
Because they are not like you.
477
00:41:42,604 --> 00:41:45,482
They like me for who I am,
and not WHO I am.
478
00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:48,838
I mean...
479
00:41:49,989 --> 00:41:51,715
You know what I mean.
480
00:41:51,715 --> 00:41:54,592
How dare you to talk to me like that, Wilma?
481
00:41:54,688 --> 00:41:57,853
No one has ever talked to me like that before!
482
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,771
Well, Mother,
483
00:42:00,443 --> 00:42:02,936
may be it's a bad time, somebody did.
484
00:42:04,758 --> 00:42:06,197
Let's go, Fred.
485
00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:12,047
We were right behind you, Wilma.
Thanks, Betty.
486
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:21,637
Wait. Please don't go.
487
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:27,104
You were right back there.
The way everyone's behaved today is been inexcusable.
488
00:42:27,871 --> 00:42:31,611
Thank you, Chip.
Congratulations, Flintstone. I really mean that, a better man one.
489
00:42:32,954 --> 00:42:34,680
And just to show that there are no hard feelings
490
00:42:34,872 --> 00:42:38,325
I'd like to invite the four of you
to the opening of my new casino in Rock Vegas.
491
00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:41,873
You Love birds can taken to the sites,
and relax in the luxury accomodations...
492
00:42:42,161 --> 00:42:47,244
and enjoy the opening night concert gallery by
Mick Jagger and the Stones.
Stones?
493
00:42:47,627 --> 00:42:49,450
This is it Love,
494
00:42:49,929 --> 00:42:52,135
This is Destiny.
495
00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,437
What do you say, Wilma?
496
00:42:56,355 --> 00:42:57,985
I, we...
497
00:42:58,369 --> 00:43:04,027
we really appreciate your gesture,
but i don't think now is such a good time...
Rock Vegas?
498
00:43:14,385 --> 00:43:15,919
We'd love to go.
499
00:43:33,086 --> 00:43:35,292
WELCOME TO FABULOUS ROCK VEGAS
500
00:44:04,734 --> 00:44:05,981
JACKPOT
501
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,041
Way to go, Barney!
502
00:45:36,706 --> 00:45:38,528
Great day, huh?
503
00:45:38,912 --> 00:45:41,118
I hope it never ends.
504
00:45:46,872 --> 00:45:48,598
Oh, Young love.
505
00:45:48,982 --> 00:45:51,284
It's a shame it won't last.
506
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,874
Just you wait, Roxie dear.
507
00:46:00,874 --> 00:46:04,710
This man is my puppet
and i barely began to pull the strings.
508
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:09,122
Soon Wilma will see him for the
pathetic primitive he really is.
509
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:14,588
I thought you went over this with Wilma person.
What do I have to do to convince you?
510
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:17,945
Diamonds? A mazerocky?
511
00:46:18,904 --> 00:46:22,453
Your own show in stalactite Lunch?
512
00:46:23,124 --> 00:46:26,289
Very nice, Chip, but i prefer cash.
513
00:46:26,768 --> 00:46:29,549
What a coincidence! So do we!
514
00:46:30,317 --> 00:46:33,865
Rocko and Rocko, my favorite maid men.
515
00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:36,359
What can I do for you, Gentlemen?
516
00:46:36,455 --> 00:46:40,099
The Boss wants his money.
He says he don't think you got it.
517
00:46:40,770 --> 00:46:43,456
That's not entirely true.
518
00:46:44,415 --> 00:46:46,333
nor is it entirely false.
519
00:46:46,812 --> 00:46:48,634
he don't entirely care.
520
00:46:48,826 --> 00:46:51,895
but he wants all of his money by midnight sunday,
521
00:46:52,183 --> 00:46:55,731
or we start taking your casinos.
And breaking your legs!
522
00:46:56,115 --> 00:47:00,622
This is a mood discussion, Gentlemen. Because by sunday
evening I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople...
523
00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:05,130
and one of the greatest personal fortunes
in the uncivilized world.
524
00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:08,678
You better be.
Or else you will be sleeping with the
Tunasarauses.
525
00:47:20,475 --> 00:47:22,489
The plot's thicken.
526
00:47:38,025 --> 00:47:39,464
This is heaven.
527
00:47:40,423 --> 00:47:44,067
Could you get me between my
shoulder blades? That's cures all my tension.
528
00:47:44,451 --> 00:47:47,903
She is tense.
I just found out what calamari means.
529
00:47:48,479 --> 00:47:51,164
Wilma, can I ask you something?
530
00:47:51,643 --> 00:47:53,561
Sure, Betty. What's that?
531
00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:56,630
Do you think, Barney is
serious about me?
532
00:47:57,014 --> 00:48:00,275
What are you talking about? He's crazy about you.
533
00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:02,289
I hope so.
534
00:48:02,576 --> 00:48:05,837
I've never met anyone
like Bernard Rubble.
535
00:48:06,604 --> 00:48:09,577
He is so loyal and so sweet.
536
00:48:09,961 --> 00:48:13,797
He makes me feel like I'm the only girl
in this whole flat world.
537
00:48:14,373 --> 00:48:17,058
That's exactly how Fred makes me feel.
538
00:48:17,537 --> 00:48:18,592
Chip...
539
00:48:19,456 --> 00:48:21,470
it was always about money.
540
00:48:22,908 --> 00:48:26,648
Fred does not have a greedy
bone in his entire body.
541
00:48:31,444 --> 00:48:33,649
Look at all these clams, Barn!
542
00:48:33,841 --> 00:48:36,718
Yea.. you got there enough to buy wilma
a ring for each finger, Fred.
543
00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:40,746
May be a little stud for me too.
So what do you say, we go cash up.
544
00:48:41,034 --> 00:48:45,158
What are you, crazy? That's your problem, Barn.
You think too small.
545
00:48:45,733 --> 00:48:47,651
I'm not gonna just stop at a ring.
546
00:48:47,843 --> 00:48:51,679
I'm gonna buy her a whole lifestyle,
just like Chip Rockefeller.
547
00:48:51,871 --> 00:48:55,803
But she doesn't want some smart rich,
handsome guy. She wants you!
548
00:48:55,995 --> 00:48:59,064
Buzz off, Caveboy!
The man's got magic hands.
549
00:49:00,598 --> 00:49:03,955
I know this will be difficult for you,
but, let's think for a moment.
550
00:49:04,339 --> 00:49:08,846
Chip Rockefeller flew you to his casino in
his plane to play at his tables.
551
00:49:09,422 --> 00:49:12,970
And against the odds of 247000 to 1...
552
00:49:13,354 --> 00:49:15,751
You have rode 17 straight winners.
553
00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:20,642
Can we connect the dots?
Sure! Today is my lucky day!
554
00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:23,424
Good Luck, Dum-Dum.
555
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,246
You will need it.
556
00:49:26,301 --> 00:49:27,931
Come on, babies.
557
00:49:30,329 --> 00:49:32,151
Forty seven!
558
00:49:34,357 --> 00:49:36,658
What did I tell you, Barn? Magic!
559
00:49:36,754 --> 00:49:39,152
It's not magic, it's skill.
560
00:49:39,919 --> 00:49:44,043
A gentlemen gambler like you should
be playing with the high rollers.
561
00:49:44,139 --> 00:49:45,865
HIGH ROLLERS ONLY
562
00:49:46,345 --> 00:49:50,085
I was just getting warmed up,
You know, building my bank roll.
563
00:49:50,564 --> 00:49:53,058
- Bank roll? Please I'll give you a line of credit.
- Credit?
564
00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:57,278
Sure! The house funds you a little extra
you pay it back, a man of your skill, Please,
565
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,826
I will be honored to have
you on a house account.
566
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:05,238
Don't do it. That's how my
uncle - the gambler lost everything.
567
00:50:05,334 --> 00:50:07,444
He lost his wife, he lost his house,
his kids, his dog...
568
00:50:08,403 --> 00:50:12,047
Guess you know, we have an
"all you can eat" buffet by the pool?
Fred, please!
569
00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:16,459
"All you can eat"?
Absolutely! I'd like you to meet Roxie,
she's my lead actor.
570
00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:22,788
Roxie, Would you show
Mr. Rubble the buffet?
It would be my great pleasure.
571
00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:28,542
Come on, Flintstone. I'll show you to the table
and have the pitball brings you a nice big pile of clams.
572
00:50:28,830 --> 00:50:30,173
New Shooter!
573
00:50:32,091 --> 00:50:35,735
Freedom and wit, boys.
Four lovely ladies.
574
00:50:36,694 --> 00:50:39,284
Make that six. Where you two been?
575
00:50:39,859 --> 00:50:42,736
We've been Waiting for you, Fred,
at the Cadre Club.
576
00:50:43,024 --> 00:50:45,997
Alright, I'm Sorry, Wilma. I've been on a roll.
577
00:50:46,381 --> 00:50:47,819
Where's Barney?
578
00:50:49,162 --> 00:50:52,902
He went off to the buffet with some show-girl.
A show-girl?
579
00:50:59,999 --> 00:51:03,547
When they say "All you can eat"
they don't mean "till you explode".
580
00:51:03,835 --> 00:51:05,849
I'm just getting started.
581
00:51:08,534 --> 00:51:12,562
Look at the size of that pie.
Waiter! Over Here!
582
00:51:23,879 --> 00:51:25,222
Let me help.
583
00:51:41,334 --> 00:51:42,964
ROCK VEGAS TOURS
584
00:51:45,074 --> 00:51:47,280
I love you, but I gotta go.
585
00:51:48,335 --> 00:51:49,869
Catch you later!
586
00:51:57,350 --> 00:51:58,788
Hello, Love.
587
00:52:02,528 --> 00:52:04,063
Are you...
588
00:52:04,734 --> 00:52:06,844
Yes, Mick Jagger,
589
00:52:07,611 --> 00:52:09,146
at your service.
590
00:52:11,352 --> 00:52:13,078
And you are...?
591
00:52:15,763 --> 00:52:17,202
Betty O'Shale.
592
00:52:17,394 --> 00:52:20,367
What a lovely bird doing alone by the pool?
593
00:52:21,326 --> 00:52:22,764
My boyfriend...
594
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:24,874
He was...
595
00:52:25,066 --> 00:52:28,039
I saw him with another girl!
596
00:52:29,382 --> 00:52:30,916
Oh, Sweetheart.
597
00:52:31,396 --> 00:52:32,546
I'll tell you what.
598
00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:37,342
If you was my lady you wouldn't catch me
even touching another girl. Not never!
599
00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:43,959
Unless I'm on the road.
On the road doesn't count.
Stop it.
600
00:52:44,630 --> 00:52:50,193
Why don't you try...
stopping crying and give Mickey,
a little smile, eh?
601
00:52:50,672 --> 00:52:52,782
That's better.
602
00:52:54,413 --> 00:52:57,577
You look lovely when you smile,
Miss Betty O'Shale.
603
00:52:59,496 --> 00:53:01,030
Thank you.
604
00:53:02,373 --> 00:53:08,319
What do you say we go meet my band mates?
And then we can go
so more quiet, so we can...
605
00:53:08,798 --> 00:53:10,812
talk a little bit more, eh?
606
00:53:18,197 --> 00:53:22,896
Three thousand and forty-one...
What's going on there?
607
00:53:25,294 --> 00:53:28,554
Hey, Fred, Look!
There's Mick Jagger and the Stones!
608
00:53:34,405 --> 00:53:37,090
And there is Betty, she is with the band.
609
00:53:37,378 --> 00:53:40,159
What would be Betty doing with the Stones?
610
00:53:41,022 --> 00:53:46,105
Yeah.. She doesn't even play instruments.
Betty, Up here! It's me, Barney!
611
00:53:55,408 --> 00:53:57,134
Excuse me.
612
00:53:59,148 --> 00:54:01,258
Wait a minute, Betty! Please!
613
00:54:02,217 --> 00:54:05,286
Fourteen thousand
five hundred and forty- two.
614
00:54:05,765 --> 00:54:08,642
Fifteen thousand
five hundred and forty- two.
615
00:54:08,642 --> 00:54:13,150
Fred, let's do something together.
We could go bowling.
616
00:54:13,725 --> 00:54:14,876
Bowling?
617
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:17,849
Bowling's for the poor people.
618
00:54:19,767 --> 00:54:22,644
Looks like You and Chip have a
little more in common than i thought.
619
00:54:22,932 --> 00:54:25,234
Why? Because we both big winners?
620
00:54:26,385 --> 00:54:29,262
Here, Fred. Buy yourself a clue.
621
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,851
Wilma, wait.
622
00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:43,551
Honey! Baby! What's the matter?
623
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:49,785
JACKPOT - A MILLION CLAMS
624
00:54:55,731 --> 00:54:58,321
All right, Flintstone. You lost Wilma.
625
00:54:58,321 --> 00:55:01,486
Now it's time to lose everything else.
626
00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:05,513
WIN
627
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:08,295
LOSE
628
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:15,296
Place your bets, folks! Place your bets.
629
00:55:22,872 --> 00:55:24,119
One red!
630
00:55:24,311 --> 00:55:26,133
One red is the winner.
631
00:55:47,424 --> 00:55:49,533
Hello Wilma. Been for a walk?
632
00:55:49,821 --> 00:55:51,835
Nothing gets by you, Chip.
633
00:55:52,794 --> 00:55:55,000
Forgive me, for disturbing you.
634
00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:02,001
I'm so sorry.
635
00:56:03,535 --> 00:56:06,029
I just got a lot of in my mind.
636
00:56:06,892 --> 00:56:08,427
I have been on that edge too.
637
00:56:08,618 --> 00:56:12,455
Opening weekend, so many guests,
and now all the room robberies.
638
00:56:13,509 --> 00:56:15,907
Robbery?
No, Nothing, it's just...
639
00:56:16,483 --> 00:56:19,360
But, just to be safe I wish you would let me,
640
00:56:19,551 --> 00:56:22,620
put those beautiful pearls of yours in our safe.
641
00:56:25,785 --> 00:56:27,416
Good idea, Chip.
642
00:56:28,279 --> 00:56:30,485
They mean a lot to me.
I know.
643
00:56:48,898 --> 00:56:50,624
It's up to you, baby.
644
00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:53,022
Get me started again.
645
00:56:57,721 --> 00:56:59,160
Mr. Flintstone?
646
00:56:59,256 --> 00:57:05,106
Mr. Rockefeller has extended an
invitation to join him at the fight.
ROUND 122
647
00:57:13,450 --> 00:57:15,272
More credit? No.
648
00:57:15,655 --> 00:57:19,396
No chance. No way. No how.
Do you know how much you owe already?
649
00:57:19,779 --> 00:57:20,738
Owe?
650
00:57:21,314 --> 00:57:23,999
One million four hundred thousand clams.
651
00:57:27,643 --> 00:57:32,630
It's gonna be a real shame when Wilma finds out
what a loser her new boyfriend really is.
652
00:57:32,630 --> 00:57:33,973
Of course...
653
00:57:34,357 --> 00:57:37,234
she doesn't have to find out.
She doesn't?
654
00:57:37,617 --> 00:57:40,399
See that, I knew you were a good guy.
655
00:57:41,837 --> 00:57:42,988
I'm not.
656
00:57:43,563 --> 00:57:47,400
I said I wouldn't tell her.
I didn't say you can still have her.
657
00:57:47,783 --> 00:57:52,195
I'll erase your debt, Flintstone.
But you gotta disappear, out of town,
658
00:57:52,866 --> 00:57:56,990
out of bed-rock and never see
or speak to Wilma again.
659
00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,579
Wait a minute.
660
00:57:59,867 --> 00:58:02,361
You had planned this all along!
661
00:58:02,744 --> 00:58:06,197
Tell me, how do you even dress
yourself in the morning?
662
00:58:06,485 --> 00:58:09,841
Normally, I just wear what i fell asleeping.
What does that got to do with anything?
663
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:11,951
Goodbye, Flintstone.
664
00:58:15,212 --> 00:58:17,897
You won't get away with this, Rockfeller!
665
00:58:28,255 --> 00:58:33,146
I don't care what happens to me,
but I'm not gonna let you
easily away closer to Wilma.
666
00:58:33,913 --> 00:58:36,790
As soon as I find, I'm gonna
tell her exactly what's going on.
667
00:58:37,270 --> 00:58:40,051
Then we will see how well your plan worked!
668
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,765
There has been a robbery.
All guests to the lobby.
669
00:58:53,957 --> 00:58:55,683
Uh-oh, there appears to have been a robbery.
670
00:58:56,259 --> 00:59:00,670
We will have to continue this conversation
later Fred. Please step this way.
671
00:59:18,508 --> 00:59:20,235
Ladies and gentlemen!
672
00:59:20,331 --> 00:59:25,126
Ladies and gentlemen! I regeret to inform
you that there is a criminal in our midst.
673
00:59:26,277 --> 00:59:29,825
Now what did he say who was?
But before I expose him into the public,
674
00:59:30,209 --> 00:59:32,990
I'd like to give him a chance to step
forward that admit his wrong doing
675
00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:36,730
only to take his first tiny
step towards absolution.
676
00:59:38,457 --> 00:59:41,238
I stole all the
towels in my room!
677
00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,827
That is illegal, but still...
678
00:59:44,307 --> 00:59:46,800
I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
679
00:59:48,526 --> 00:59:50,540
No, I was talking about a..
680
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:54,281
I'm systematically poisoning
the dinosaurs watersupply!
681
00:59:54,952 --> 00:59:58,692
In a matter of decades, their entire
species will be extinct!
682
01:00:01,186 --> 01:00:05,501
Alright! This is obviously going no where.
I was talking about a necklace.
683
01:00:05,501 --> 01:00:08,379
A very valuable necklace has
been stolen from our hotel safe.
684
01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:12,694
A necklace belonging to my dear
dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
685
01:00:14,325 --> 01:00:15,763
My pearls?
686
01:00:17,490 --> 01:00:19,312
Alright, who did it?
687
01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:22,572
So help me. If you don't step
forward right now, I'll personally punch you...
688
01:00:22,956 --> 01:00:26,792
I don't think the violence will be necessary
Flintstone, because I know exactly,
689
01:00:26,984 --> 01:00:28,902
who stole Wilma's pearls.
690
01:00:28,998 --> 01:00:31,875
A desperate man drowning and gambling twits.
691
01:00:32,163 --> 01:00:33,314
Low-life!
692
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:38,588
Hey, doesn't anybody care about this
whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
No!
693
01:00:41,945 --> 01:00:44,726
Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets?
694
01:00:44,918 --> 01:00:47,220
Do you think I stole Wilma's pearls? Chip that's...
695
01:00:47,603 --> 01:00:53,358
Why, do you have something to hide Fred?
Definitely not! See for yourself.
696
01:01:00,646 --> 01:01:03,044
Wait a minute. I didn't take these.
697
01:01:03,811 --> 01:01:05,921
Wilma, why would I take your pearls?
698
01:01:06,209 --> 01:01:11,004
Do you deny that you owe the casino over
a million clams with no way to pay it back?
699
01:01:12,347 --> 01:01:13,977
Fred, is that true?
700
01:01:15,607 --> 01:01:16,950
Yeah, but...
701
01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,704
Wilma, Darling, I'm so sorry.
702
01:01:31,432 --> 01:01:34,213
Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up!
703
01:01:34,309 --> 01:01:36,610
Security, take this man to jail!
704
01:01:38,241 --> 01:01:40,063
You're coming with us.
705
01:01:40,255 --> 01:01:43,707
Wait, Wait a minute!
706
01:01:43,899 --> 01:01:45,721
You are all making a big mistake.
707
01:01:45,913 --> 01:01:49,941
Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace.
It was locked up in a safe.
708
01:01:50,516 --> 01:01:53,298
Fred can't even remember the
combination to his bowling locker.
709
01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:56,367
Look it's got written down on his hands, see.
710
01:01:56,558 --> 01:01:59,340
Great! Now everybody seen it!
711
01:01:59,915 --> 01:02:03,368
Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack
his knuckles without my help.
712
01:02:03,559 --> 01:02:07,779
Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing
to be Mr.Flintstone's accomplice!
713
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,410
You are welcome.
714
01:02:10,177 --> 01:02:12,574
What?
Take them both away!
715
01:02:17,178 --> 01:02:18,520
I'm innocent!
716
01:02:18,808 --> 01:02:21,302
Everybody, Gamble!
717
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,358
Where's my little girl?
718
01:02:29,837 --> 01:02:32,043
Oh, my poor poor baby!
719
01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:34,441
Perfect.
720
01:02:34,441 --> 01:02:39,332
Now everything's going to be
alright now, Darling. Mommy is here!
And I'm going.
721
01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:50,457
I've already talked to Chip and
he is willing to take you back.
722
01:02:50,744 --> 01:02:53,909
What gives you the right to interfere
with my life?
723
01:02:53,909 --> 01:02:57,745
I'm your mother and I love you.
And Chip loves you.
724
01:02:58,129 --> 01:03:03,116
Chip loves money.
And you have money!
It's a match-made in heaven.
725
01:03:05,513 --> 01:03:10,021
Look, I think he's already proven his loyalty.
He saved you from that beast.
726
01:03:10,405 --> 01:03:12,994
Fred is not a beast.
He was just raised by them.
727
01:03:13,186 --> 01:03:16,351
Now that explains the missing piece of the puzzle.
728
01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:20,091
Wilma, Listen to me. Go back to Chip.
729
01:03:20,283 --> 01:03:21,434
Please.
730
01:03:25,941 --> 01:03:27,092
Darling,
731
01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:30,544
Don't let Chip slip through your fingers again.
732
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:35,340
I just do not know how much
more pain that poor boy can deal.
733
01:03:35,627 --> 01:03:38,696
Guys, I'm sure you have your
money by midnight!
734
01:03:38,696 --> 01:03:40,231
The Boss says, he's got his doubts.
735
01:03:40,614 --> 01:03:44,930
See, a little birdie told him that
you even date Slaghoople damn no more.
736
01:03:46,081 --> 01:03:50,301
Hey, I might be out of job tomorrow.
Brothers got a little mess you see.
737
01:03:51,547 --> 01:03:55,096
That's preposterous.
We are getting married this evening.
738
01:03:56,343 --> 01:04:01,426
Good. But if the bride do not show,
you'll be spending your wedding night...
with me!
739
01:04:10,345 --> 01:04:11,975
I miss Betty.
740
01:04:12,646 --> 01:04:16,770
I know Barn. I do anything
to see Wilma again.
741
01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:20,894
We would be with them right now
if I haven't been so stupid!
742
01:04:21,470 --> 01:04:23,867
And now I could have told you that.
743
01:04:25,977 --> 01:04:29,430
Oh boy, you got us sour eyed!
You gotta help us, buddy! You gotta get us out!
744
01:04:30,005 --> 01:04:32,499
"Buddy"? Did I heard that correctly?
745
01:04:32,882 --> 01:04:36,335
I am sorry but are you not the
same Fred Flintstone, who hurt my feelings,
746
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:40,746
so that I spent the rest of my vacation
in my room watching paperview?
747
01:04:40,842 --> 01:04:43,527
You're right, you're right. I was wrong.
748
01:04:44,103 --> 01:04:45,062
I...
749
01:04:45,733 --> 01:04:50,337
I tried to impress Wilma with money
and all i did was ruined everything like I always do.
750
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,638
Cause you know what I am?
751
01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:54,940
I'm nothing but a big...
752
01:04:56,379 --> 01:04:57,434
Yes?
753
01:04:59,543 --> 01:05:00,694
Dum-Dum.
754
01:05:00,694 --> 01:05:02,037
All of first?
755
01:05:02,612 --> 01:05:04,147
The eyes have it!
756
01:05:05,010 --> 01:05:06,736
Oh, now look.
757
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:11,340
Just because, you finally realized
what I knew right away, that doesn't mean...
758
01:05:11,627 --> 01:05:14,600
I haven't developed a little soft spot for you.
759
01:05:14,984 --> 01:05:17,765
Really? So you gonna bust us out of here?
760
01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:22,369
Gazoo's gonna bust us out of here!
761
01:05:22,848 --> 01:05:26,493
Do I look like a cavalry?
that does outfits are adorable.
762
01:05:26,972 --> 01:05:29,178
You two know that I can't actually interfere.
763
01:05:29,561 --> 01:05:34,069
I'm only here to give you some information,
I thought you might find inlikely.
764
01:05:37,713 --> 01:05:39,535
Hey, I didn't know you can do that.
765
01:05:39,919 --> 01:05:42,413
This is a mood discussion, Gentlemen. Because by sunday
evening I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople...
766
01:05:42,604 --> 01:05:46,536
and one of the greatest personal fortunes
in the uncivilized world.
767
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,989
Wilma's in trouble!
We gotta get out of here!
768
01:05:50,373 --> 01:05:53,921
C'mon you gotta help us, Gazoo!
I would I could, I really do.
769
01:05:54,305 --> 01:05:56,223
So you are gonna just let it this happen?
770
01:05:56,415 --> 01:06:00,730
I've gotta sit in this cell,
when Wilma walks the aisle with the wrong guy.
771
01:06:01,593 --> 01:06:04,471
We were supposed to live happily ever after!
772
01:06:04,471 --> 01:06:06,580
Same with me and Betty.
773
01:06:08,690 --> 01:06:10,129
Please, don't.
774
01:06:10,225 --> 01:06:11,855
Not emotions.
775
01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:15,787
My race is processed with eons that the
slightest trace of personal emotions...
776
01:06:15,883 --> 01:06:17,897
and we couldn't be happier.
777
01:06:17,993 --> 01:06:22,788
Well of course, we don't actually get happy,
because we do not have emotions, but...
778
01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:25,569
Oh, this is so sad.
779
01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:27,583
Somebody hold me!
780
01:06:39,571 --> 01:06:41,010
TEEREX TISSUES
781
01:06:58,656 --> 01:06:59,807
Blow.
782
01:06:59,903 --> 01:07:02,397
Barney, you can fit through the bars!
783
01:07:02,397 --> 01:07:06,041
I can? I guess I should have
tried that earlier, huh.
784
01:07:07,959 --> 01:07:09,973
Come on. Get the keys!
785
01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:30,497
Hey, back in your cage, shorty!
786
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:43,827
Hi, Betty.
787
01:07:45,074 --> 01:07:46,608
Hi, Wilma!
788
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:51,595
I just came to say good-bye.
I heard you're going to Stonehenge
with Mick Jagger.
789
01:07:52,746 --> 01:07:54,281
I can't wait.
790
01:07:54,568 --> 01:07:59,555
Chip's going around saying you
are getting back together.
I'm so happy for you.
791
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:03,775
And I'm so happy for you too, Betty.
792
01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,501
I've...
793
01:08:06,365 --> 01:08:08,283
never been so happy.
794
01:08:08,762 --> 01:08:10,297
Me neither.
795
01:08:20,175 --> 01:08:22,860
Hey, knock it off. You're big girls now.
796
01:08:23,148 --> 01:08:26,504
Wilma darling, you are doing the right thing.
797
01:08:26,984 --> 01:08:30,724
I married the Colonel face for money
and look how happy we are.
798
01:08:35,711 --> 01:08:38,397
So, we meet again.
799
01:08:43,671 --> 01:08:45,877
Spread out and find these guys.
800
01:08:52,207 --> 01:08:57,290
They're looking for us, Barn.
They got guards everywhere.
What're we gonna do, Fred?
801
01:08:58,345 --> 01:09:01,605
We just gonna have to fight away it.
but these guys are armed!
802
01:09:01,797 --> 01:09:03,523
This is a war, Barn.
803
01:09:03,619 --> 01:09:05,729
And in a war there's always
gonna be casualities.
804
01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:08,702
I just want you to know how much
I appreciate your sacrifice.
805
01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:13,498
What do I've got to be the one gets sacrificed?
Because I know I'm gonna get Wilma back.
806
01:09:13,785 --> 01:09:17,142
Face it Barn. There is no way Betty's
gonna dump Mick Jagger for you.
807
01:09:17,334 --> 01:09:19,923
Therefore I've got more reason to live.
808
01:09:29,322 --> 01:09:32,487
Come on, girls! Let's go!
The curtain's coming up!
809
01:09:32,870 --> 01:09:37,474
Come on, out! Oh, you look lovely!
Opening night! Ready to smile.
810
01:09:37,857 --> 01:09:40,255
You see, Fred? Worked like a charm.
811
01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:44,570
No chit-chat. Let's go and sparkle!
812
01:10:09,410 --> 01:10:11,999
The one near the end looks like a man.
813
01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:16,027
May be your sister ought to try out.
814
01:10:32,618 --> 01:10:34,249
It's them! Get'em.
815
01:10:35,687 --> 01:10:37,701
Let's get out of here, now!
816
01:10:44,319 --> 01:10:45,949
Come on! Get them!
817
01:10:50,169 --> 01:10:52,471
This isn't love,
This is...
818
01:10:52,662 --> 01:10:55,539
What do you think, Betty?
Should I stick up my butt a bit further?
819
01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:57,362
Does it look good like that?
820
01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:00,431
May be that's too much bad for
the opening of the show, you know.
821
01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:03,979
It's really upto you, Mick. You're the artist.
822
01:11:04,171 --> 01:11:07,432
Yeah, there I am Betty, that I am.
823
01:11:13,665 --> 01:11:16,159
Wow, you really are with Mick Jagger.
824
01:11:16,159 --> 01:11:18,748
Have you not the two girls are sameful.
825
01:11:19,132 --> 01:11:22,776
Actually the cuter one used
to be my boyfriend.
What?
826
01:11:23,831 --> 01:11:28,339
Betty, I understand, if you wanna be
with this famous rock star instead of me.
827
01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:31,503
but I just had to come back here and tell you,
828
01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:33,134
I love you.
829
01:11:36,586 --> 01:11:39,368
I don't think I ever told you that before.
830
01:11:40,135 --> 01:11:41,765
but now I did so...
831
01:11:41,861 --> 01:11:43,108
Goodbye.
832
01:11:43,683 --> 01:11:45,505
Barney, wait!
833
01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:50,876
Do you really mean it?
Of course, I do. I never felt
this way about anyone before.
834
01:11:51,643 --> 01:11:54,233
And what about that show-girl
you were within the restaurant?
835
01:11:54,616 --> 01:11:57,110
Roxie? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend.
836
01:11:57,302 --> 01:12:00,754
He sent her to take me to the buffet,
so i couldn't stop Fred from gambling.
837
01:12:01,042 --> 01:12:05,070
Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend?
Well somebody's gotta tell Wilma!
838
01:12:05,262 --> 01:12:08,331
Don't worry, Betty.
I'll handle Rockefeller.
839
01:12:08,906 --> 01:12:12,263
Alright would somebody mind telling me,
What's bloody going on here?
840
01:12:12,550 --> 01:12:15,907
This is not creeky!
I'm supposed to be on stage.
841
01:12:21,278 --> 01:12:22,812
I'm sorry, Mick.
842
01:12:23,196 --> 01:12:26,552
I had a really great time
with you and all, but...
843
01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:29,525
I love Barney.
844
01:12:33,362 --> 01:12:34,992
Well, I don't care.
845
01:12:35,472 --> 01:12:39,212
I'm in love with Betty too. She is the first
decent honourable woman I ever met and I'm like...
846
01:12:39,404 --> 01:12:42,281
unbelievably turned on
by her naivety.
847
01:12:42,952 --> 01:12:45,350
Watch your mouth Mister or
I'll give you a fat lip.
848
01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:48,610
Although it kinda looks somebody already has.
849
01:12:52,638 --> 01:12:55,515
Alright that's it!
Nobody's pinches my bird!
850
01:12:55,611 --> 01:12:58,968
Not after I am, pinching her
from in the first place.
851
01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:04,243
Take this partner!
852
01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:08,271
Come on.
853
01:13:08,846 --> 01:13:11,148
She is mine!
Oh yeah?
854
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,190
I'd rather ridiculously been dead body.
855
01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:37,809
I love you. I always have.
856
01:13:38,193 --> 01:13:41,070
I lost you once,
but I won't lose you again.
857
01:13:41,933 --> 01:13:43,084
Marry me.
858
01:13:43,755 --> 01:13:45,002
Tonight.
859
01:13:48,263 --> 01:13:50,085
Chip, you're terrific.
860
01:13:51,523 --> 01:13:52,770
but...
861
01:13:53,633 --> 01:13:56,798
it's just a lot of things
have happened recently
862
01:13:57,278 --> 01:14:00,443
and I need a little time to think.
863
01:14:00,922 --> 01:14:03,416
Wilma, I can't live without you.
864
01:14:03,799 --> 01:14:05,813
Just say "yes".
865
01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:07,635
Please.
866
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:10,800
It's okay.
867
01:14:10,992 --> 01:14:14,253
Ladies and Gentlemen, the
fabulous Tardust Hotel...
868
01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:19,815
proudly presents the world's
only rock and roll band,
Mick Jagger and The Stones.
869
01:14:39,859 --> 01:14:41,681
This isn't Love,
870
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,367
This is destiny
871
01:14:47,819 --> 01:14:49,929
somewhere above
872
01:14:50,409 --> 01:14:52,518
this was planned for me
873
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:58,081
Life had no meaning
874
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,054
I never knew, why
875
01:15:02,205 --> 01:15:05,274
Till the dream came true
876
01:15:06,904 --> 01:15:09,014
The dream is you.
877
01:15:10,453 --> 01:15:14,097
I never say never
878
01:15:14,672 --> 01:15:17,549
But this love forever
879
01:15:18,221 --> 01:15:19,755
Till over
880
01:15:20,235 --> 01:15:21,673
together
881
01:15:22,153 --> 01:15:25,797
whichever wherever
882
01:15:26,469 --> 01:15:29,250
Till we go
883
01:15:34,716 --> 01:15:36,634
This isn't Love,
884
01:15:37,306 --> 01:15:39,320
This is ecstasy
885
01:15:42,389 --> 01:15:44,307
Somehow I knew
886
01:15:44,978 --> 01:15:47,088
you would come to me
887
01:15:49,677 --> 01:15:52,746
I never say never
888
01:15:53,609 --> 01:15:56,295
Wilma, Honey.
I never meant to hurt you.
889
01:15:56,678 --> 01:16:00,227
I've done some stupid things,
like a lot of stupid things.
890
01:16:01,282 --> 01:16:03,775
but love makes you do stupid things.
891
01:16:05,693 --> 01:16:09,625
I never forgive myself if
I didn't give this one last try.
892
01:16:14,421 --> 01:16:16,051
Wilma Slaghoople,
893
01:16:16,818 --> 01:16:21,038
I can't give you diamonds,
fast cars or fancy houses.
894
01:16:21,613 --> 01:16:22,860
I can.
895
01:16:23,148 --> 01:16:27,272
All I can give you is just plain old
Fred Flintstone from bed-rock....
896
01:16:29,573 --> 01:16:31,683
and all the love in my heart.
897
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:34,177
and I hope that's enough.
898
01:16:34,848 --> 01:16:37,438
It's enough. It's enough.
No, it's not!
899
01:16:37,725 --> 01:16:39,260
Wilma,...
900
01:16:43,671 --> 01:16:45,206
Will you...
901
01:16:49,617 --> 01:16:51,344
Will you...
902
01:16:53,358 --> 01:16:54,700
Spit it out!
903
01:16:54,988 --> 01:16:56,906
Wilma, will you marry me?
904
01:16:59,304 --> 01:17:03,140
This is your last chance!
Stop me or all the dinosaurs die.
905
01:17:03,428 --> 01:17:04,578
Shut up!
906
01:17:07,647 --> 01:17:09,661
Wilma, I am still waiting.
907
01:17:12,251 --> 01:17:13,498
Yes!
908
01:17:35,747 --> 01:17:38,241
And do you, Fred Flintstone...
909
01:17:38,624 --> 01:17:42,077
take Wilma Slaghoople to be your wife
910
01:17:42,652 --> 01:17:45,817
to have into your home
from this day forward
911
01:17:49,653 --> 01:17:52,626
Do you, Wilma take
Frederick to be your husband
912
01:17:52,914 --> 01:17:56,558
to have into your home
from this day forward
I do.
913
01:18:00,299 --> 01:18:03,655
Then by the power vested in me
by the City of Rock Vegas...
914
01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:06,628
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
915
01:18:07,012 --> 01:18:09,122
You may kiss the bride.
916
01:18:10,656 --> 01:18:13,725
Mrs. Slaghoople.
Where am I? What is this place?
917
01:18:17,849 --> 01:18:19,671
Gazoo, are you crying?
918
01:18:20,055 --> 01:18:25,234
No, No, of course not, Dum-Dum.
No, I've simply overcomed with information.
919
01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:30,796
You see, I've finally understand...
your complex mating rituals.
All the emotions.
920
01:18:31,563 --> 01:18:33,961
All this...
Love.
921
01:18:35,112 --> 01:18:37,414
And I've come to the conclusion.
922
01:18:37,605 --> 01:18:39,619
I will never meet anybody.
923
01:18:46,429 --> 01:18:50,457
You're very sweet, but believe me,
it would never work out.
924
01:18:51,032 --> 01:18:55,156
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I now present to you Mr. and Mrs....
72993
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