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I just think they would want us to get

married in a temple or something, not a

Christian church.

Who does that nowadays? We're not in

Tibet.

Besides, our focus should be on finding

you a husband. Double wedding,

remember? This is your bedroom, and the

bathroom's down the hall. Thanks.

[Music]

And why do you have to get married at

the same time?

my mom's wish. On her deathbed, her

exact words were, "The two of you have

to get married at the same time, a

double wedding." Wow. I guess I just

don't really get that. Like, why would

you wish that on your children? I don't

know. Is it a Buddhist thing? I don't

think so.

So, why don't you have a boyfriend? I

guess I just haven't found the right one

yet. By the way, this George is a very

nice guy. He has his own business. He

travels all the time. No need to look

any further. He's the one.

How do you know he's the one? Like I

said, he has his own business. He's a

nice guy and he travels all the time.

What does any of that have to do with

anything? I'm only trying to help. You

told me you don't have anyone

special.

Would you slow down the drinking and use

a napkin, please?

Yeah, I'm here. Did the uh Welch group

confirm? Yeah, looks like you got him.

They'll get a hold of you when you get

back. Great.

I missed you. Do you want to know how

much I missed you?

Tell me how much you missed me. I'd like

to stick my fingers inside you. No

fingers this time. Let's try something

[Music]

else. Let's say I'm not wearing any

clothes. Are you standing or sitting?

I'm standing. No. Uh, I'm sitting on a

chair. On an office desk.

I'm massaging your breasts until you get

wet.

[Music]

Okay. What else?

Then I'm pushing inside as I'm on top of

you.

How does it feel?

It's

warm and moist.

Okay. What else?

Now I'm

in all the way.

[Music]

What are you doing?

Don't you

knock. What do you What do you want? Uh,

I forgot to tell you George called to

move the date to tomorrow night. I just

got here. Sooner the better, right?

Yeah, right.

Joan was 18 in this photo. You married

an 18-year-old? No, it was a it was a

photo of her when I first met

her. This was taken right before she

died. Cancer, you know. I'm sorry. Uh

she was really beautiful in both photos.

She was.

Thanks for the night. Oh, um, thank you.

I had a nice time.

[Music]

Here you are. Thanks.

Yeah, I think so. Every 25year-old has a

girlfriend or boyfriend at this age. My

cousin's a pilot and he's got a a really

cool 1990 King Air.

Hey

You're Daniel's sister.

Sister?

What? We don't look alike.

No.

Or step brotherther and step sister.

Came out for a casual drink, huh?

I just went on a blind date with

someone.

What about you? What are you doing here?

Well, the truth is my husband kept

calling me and it was driving me

crazy. Actually, my ex-husband.

So, is it bad?

What? Your blind date?

Oh, not like so bad, but I don't know.

He showed me photos of his late wife.

All these blind dates. I'm

exhausted. Not a single one has worked

out. Feel like a piece of meat on the

market.

Well, finding the right one takes time.

I just want to settle down. Well, you

can't just settle with anybody. You have

to settle

with the right person.

[Music]

Right.

Cheers. Cheers.

[Music]

Want to play pool?

[Music]

You do

[Music]

it. Please read your

stripes. Jesus.

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

Hey,

old injury from soccer. Yeah,

you should take some painkillers. It's

okay. It'll go away. Sit with me.

So, is George nice?

He was nice.

Is he the one? I'm not sure.

I want you to pay attention to me now.

All right.

Sometimes the right one is right in

front of you. To look any further would

only make yourself confused.

Wow. What? Why are you talking to me

like that?

Like what? Like I'm an old maid or a

spinster or something.

Well, that's where you're heading.

Okay, I'm done here. Good night.

Night.

[Music]

So, what do you want to change? I just

want everything on an

angle. Um, let's start with the table.

Yeah. Um, Let's do the couch. How do you

want to move it? Just not against the

window here. Just pile

[Music]

them, right?

[Music]

Jesus. Maybe we should push it. Yes.

Okay, let's push it.

[Music]

This is

good. Move this out a little

bit. Put these back.

[Music]

Yeah. Um this this

[Music]

chair just like

[Music]

Yeah, looks good.

Thank you. Mhm.

You have a record player?

Yeah.

Do you listen to records much? Never.

[Music]

Is this you? Mhm.

How old were you?

Like 13. I was with my um foster parents

in South Africa.

Oh, thanks.

You want to try something stronger?

What do you mean? I

mean, you want to smoke a little weed?

Sure.

Have you ever smoked pot before?

No.

You all

right? So strong.

It's not that

bad. So, I was

standing at a bus stop with some other

girls. We're like waiting for the school

bus. This was back in Illinois.

And then there's this um car driving by,

like a shabby looking

Ford. And suddenly it parks right in

front of

us. And um this boy gets out, he's like

18 years

old. He comes toward me and he looks at

me in like a funny sort of

way and then he pulls me close to him

and he sticks his tongue in my mouth.

And I just

panicked and he left and

then got in his car and drove

away. People really do that

apparently. When was your first kiss?

I can't remember. You can't remember

your first kiss? No.

Why not?

I don't know.

What's wrong with that?

Don't tell me.

What? You never kissed anyone before.

That's not

true. I'm just saving it for the right

person.

You're saving your kiss.

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

Done.

Hey,

George called. He wants to get again

tomorrow night.

Okay. You have other plans or something?

No.

[Music]

a

a a

[Music]

[Music]

aha. a

[Music]

a

Ah,

[Music]

Had you been thinking about it

more and more recently?

Was it what you expected at all?

It

was different.

Different how?

Like what was that?

So you were surprised.

[Music]

[Music]

It's good. You're really enjoying the

food tonight.

Good food.

Describe someone you want to spend the

rest of your life with.

Someone I can talk to and and just have

a good time with.

[Music]

I really don't think you should feel

pressured to have a double wedding.

Things just have to feel right to you.

I'm just following my mom's orders.

Yeah,

but she's dead. She's still my mom.

Maybe she was high on meds when she said

that. I mean, maybe she had no idea what

she was talking about. It's such a weird

dying wish. Maybe she meant something

different. Like what?

I don't know. Well, there's no way for

me to find out now. Well, what do you

want? What do you mean what do I want?

Hey, stranger.

Hi.

You work here? Uh, yeah, I do. Um, what

can I do for you? We want to order that

cake in the window. It's for her

wedding. That's okay. You don't have to

tell him that. Who is that? It's my ex.

You know, I really like that one a lot.

It's It's the one I'd want for my

wedding.

Just fill out that form for me.

You look radiant.

Is this the famous Melt Rushmore? Yes.

Dearest Margaret, don't read it out

loud. Oh, sorry. Who's Margaret?

me. You? It's my birth name. I changed

it. When did you change it? When Luke

and I got married.

You can do that. Of

course. Call me

Margaret. Margaret.

I like the sound of that. I think I

should make it my name. What do you

think?

Sure.

This is the postcard he sent me back

when we were dating. I was in Illinois.

Why were you in Illinois? I grew up

there.

[Laughter]

Why are you here?

Because of Luke. He's from South Dakota

and he proposed to me at Mount Rushmore.

He did? Yeah.

How far is it from here?

What?

Mel Rushmore.

5 hours by drive.

Let's go see it.

I've seen it enough. I've never seen it.

I want to see it. Then go by yourself.

No, I want us to go together.

I can't. Come on. I really can't.

Please. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Hey. Hey. What's up?

Just getting ready to go on a trip by

yourself?

No, with Lauren. Our neighbor Lauren.

Yeah. Wow. Oh, I didn't know you guys

had become friends already.

Yeah, she's

uh we just clicked.

Can I come?

Why?

I don't know. It just be fun to go on a

road trip.

You don't have to come with us this

time. Come on, it'd be fun. I'll ask

Daniel and the four of us can go

together. Come on, I'll pack my bags.

Sorry for the wake, guys. It's all

right. Everybody ready? Yeah. Hit the

road. All right.

[Music]

What do you think of these?

They're nice.

You know, whatever you decide about the

wedding, I'm good with it. Just can't

wait to be married to you.

Your attitude's changed all of a sudden.

Why

hasn't changed? Just want you to be

happy. Think I'm gonna go to bed.

I forgot toothpaste.

Ask them if they have any.

Hi. Sorry. Do you have toothpaste? Uh,

yeah. Hold.

We have two. So, you can hold it. Okay.

Okay. Thanks. Bye.

I had a funny

thought. I think a butt is a person's

most important feature.

A butt. Mhm.

A butt says a lot about a person.

What does your butt say about you? It

says that I am kind.

Your butt says that. Mhm.

What does my butt say?

Uh, it says that you will live a long

life. Why does it say that? It just

does.

I think you should quit your insurance

agent job and become an ass reader. You

mean like a palm reader, but I read

asses?

Yeah.

What else does my butt say? I think it's

a brilliant idea. What else does your

butt say?

That you're vulnerable.

What are you writing

about? Would you like to

[Music]

know? Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

Did you smoke pot? No, you didn't. Yes,

you did.

Stop. Did you just smoke pot? Calm down.

Don't tell me to calm down. So, you

could tell me to calm down, but I can't

tell you to calm down. What the hell

happened to you? Nothing. None of your

business.

Don't you dare smoke pot again. All

right.

Put it out right now. No.

Don't you dare do this to me. To you?

Not everything's about you. I said put

it out now. You can't tell me what to

do. I am your brother. All right. Let's

not do this here, please. Yeah. A

brother who thinks he's the the the most

successful, the most popular, the most

important person in the world. That's my

brother. What the hell are you talking

about? I'm talking about you being a

self-centered, arrogant [ __ ] Let's

just go back to the motel.

Mount Rushport is an iconic American

institution. We can't be rebelling.

I don't see what the big deal is,

though. Aren't they just rocks? They're

not just rocks. What do you mean they're

not just rocks? I mean, they're not just

rocks. Hey, you don't have to yell at

me. I'm just asking a question. Well,

you keep asking the question. You're

going to make yourself sound like you

don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, okay. So, you know everything.

Everybody else is an idiot compared to

just stop it.

$2, please. Cool.

Your cell phone's ringing.

Hello.

When can we do it again?

Who is this? Two days ago, you were in

my bed and now you don't know me. Who

are you?

Why are you marrying that guy?

What?

Hello? Oh, hi. I told you never to call

me again. I'm going outside. No, wait.

Please, please don't go. I haven't said

anything about you sleeping with our

neighbor, so why can't you do the same

for me? Heat. Heat.

[Music]

Are you feeling sexy or something?

Um, I have to tell you

something.

Sure. I slept with

somebody and I'm so

sorry and it's never going to happen

again.

And I don't really even know why I did

it, but I love

you. And I don't I just

can't I just don't want there to be

anything between

us, you know?

So I I thought So you mean you recently

slept with somebody not

like B D before

Daniel? Wow.

But it's

done. That's

good. Wh

Why was this like before we got engaged

or after we got engaged? After.

So then why did we get engaged? Why did

you say yes to me? Because I love you

and I want to marry you. It's and I want

to spend the rest of my life with you.

But this I don't know.

But I guess

I found it in your seat.

Where's Sarah?

She

left confession as

she brilliantly pointed out.

What did she confess?

You know the story.

I'm the one who didn't

know. I'm sorry I didn't tell

you. It's okay.

The wedding's

off. I think you should take her back.

Why?

Because she really loves

you. Besides, mom and dad would be

disappointed.

Okay, we got to stop that.

What?

We don't do things just for

them. We do things for ourselves, too.

But wouldn't that be like selfish?

No.

Morning. Morning. You already made one.

Oh, this one's for Lauren. They're her

favorite. You want one? No. Thanks.

So you guys want to leave after

breakfast? Sure. Fine.

I'm going to have more food.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

You believe Sarah alone understand? Do

you understand me? Answer me if you

understand me. Yeah, I got it. Remember,

she came to me first before you. Hard.

You understand me?

Loser.

[Music]

You okay? It hurts to punch someone in

the face. He deserved it. Completely

agree.

[Music]

color. This room

[Music]

[Music]

In college, I wrote a ton of

music about

what?

Memories. How memories define who we

are.

What if someone doesn't have many

memories? What are you talking about?

Everyone has memories.

I don't remember much from when I was

like eight or when I was 18. Not even

when I was 28. And my early 30s are

blur.

I can remember pretty much everything.

Why? Can't help it.

always remember you.

[Music]

[Music]

I'll always remember.

Margaret.

Margaret.

What are you doing? What do you mean?

I've been looking for you all over the

place.

I was scared the whole time. I thought

you left.

I wouldn't leave without you. We came

together. I know. Just don't do that

ever again.

Do what?

Never mind.

Why are you acting like

this? I'm sorry. Let's just go back.

[Music]

[Music]

Do you want to talk? Tell me what's on

your mind.

Why did you want me to go to Mount

Rushmore?

I thought it was fun.

Fun for you

for

us? Didn't you have fun? No,

you didn't. It was It was too much

memory. Too much memory of Luke and

I. I thought you said you didn't love

him anymore. You're right. I don't.

You're making things really complicated

for me. No, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah, you

are.

I didn't do anything.

Yes, you did.

What did I do?

You showed up?

I showed up. Yeah, you showed up here.

What about you? What are you doing here?

I live here.

Do you want me to leave?

In the sight of God and in the face of

this congregation to join together this

man and this woman. Daniel, repeat after

me. In the name of God, I Daniel take

you Sarah to be my wife.

In the name of God, I Daniel take you

Sarah to be my wife. To have and to hold

from this day forward. to have and to

hold from this day forward. For better,

for worse. For better, for worse. For

richer, for poor, for richer, for poor.

In sickness and in health. In sickness

and in health. To love and to cherish.

To love and to cherish. Until we are

parted by death. Until we are parted by

death. This is my solemn vow. This is my

solemn vow. Sarah, repeat after me. In

the name of God, I Sarah take you Daniel

to be my husband. In the name of God, I

Sarah take you Daniel to be my husband.

To have and to hold from this day

forward. To have and to hold from this

day forward. For better for worse. For

better, for worse.

[Applause]

[Music]

So, how are you doing? Not too bad.

Anything new for

you? Not really good.

Life's good. Life's good. That's good.

Um, any plans to go to Beijing anytime

soon? Yeah, in 2 weeks.

About a month, Frank.

Would you excuse me for a moment? Oh,

sure.

[Music]

Are you having a good time?

Hi, how are

[Music]

you?

[Applause]

[Applause]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

Luke wanted to get back

together.

Really? He said, "I always wanted a

child and he changed his mind and he

wants to give me that so that we can be

a real family.

How do you feel about

that? I was happy at first when I heard

him say

it, but then I didn't feel right about

it. I still want a

child,

but he's just not the right one to have

one with.

So, I told him I wasn't going to let him

move back

in. Good for

you. You going to take good care of

yourself? Yeah.

[Music]

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat. Heat. Heat.

[Music]

Hallelujah.

[Music]

[Music]

Have a wonderful trip. Thanks, baby.

Come on.

Call us when you get

[Music]

there.

[Music]

[Music]

Heat.

Heat. Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

And then he'll enter from over here. And

you're going to want to stand here.

Probably a low angle, maybe an 85 mm,

I'd say. And where' the lady go? here.

Okay, sweetheart. You come here.

Sit. What do you like to eat?

Um, poached eggs. Scrambled looks better

on camera. Get her a scrambled eggs wet.

Now, when he comes in, you're very

surprised. Okay. But I already know he's

You're very surprised. You never

expected that a handsome, important man

like him would come into your little

diner of all places. And he's going to

sit down next to you, and you're going

to want to get a two shot of them

talking from here. And no, no, no, not

yet.

Get her another one.

You know what else I'm not going to miss

besides him?

Diner coffee. I know that's right. How

hard is it to make a good cup? You just

grind the beans, pour the water over.

It's not like it takes a genius to make

a good cup, right? Hey gang, what's for

breakfast? Senator Kenny Weston. That's

right. Hey, it's good to see you folks.

How you doing? Hey. Oh, we got the

sausage. Good. Excuse me, ma'am. Is this

seat taken? All yours, Senator. Well,

thank you. Hey, uh, don't mind me,

folks. I just dropped by for a little

cow.

Well, hi there, miss. Morning. What can

I get you, Senator? Uh, let's see. Well,

I will take the same as this lovely

lady's having, plus a cup of your most

delicious coffee, please. Coming right

up. Thank

you. And what is your name, sweetheart?

I'm Betty Bowser. Well, it's a pleasure

to meet you, Betty. Now, is that B O W S

E R like the dog? No, it's B A U S E R.

Oh, yeah, of course. You know, I once

knew a Bob Brower, terrific tax lawyer

out of Dallas. I don't suppose you're

any relation. No, I don't recall having

any relatives. Don't listen to him,

Betty. [ __ ] He's a godamn liar.

He voted for it nine times. Oh, not

again. Nine times. You can look it up.

Shut up, Earl. My friend, if you would

like to discuss this calmly, I'd be glad

to take away our freedom, Betty. That's

how it all starts. They check up on your

background, then they roll in the tanks

and the artillery. Mark my words, Earl,

I told you to shut up. It's not bad

enough I have to listen to you 23 years

now. Nobody's going to take away your

freedom, my friend. In fact, I am a

strong supporter of the Second

Amendment. Like hell. You voted nine

times. Sir, if I could talk to you for I

got nothing to say to you. Listen to me.

We're all going to be slaves inside of a

year. Sir, I'm going to ask you. They've

got giant lizard people running the

Federal Reserve. I've seen pictures. Get

your godamn reptile hands off of me.

Okay, folks. We're going to move on from

here. It was very nice to meet everyone.

No cameras. No cameras, please. I said

no cameras.

Project

confidence. Say you think that

Washington

is just look relaxed.

But if a questioner attacks, digress

until the question is

forgotten, you got to keep it short and

make it

snap. Repeat it over and over like a

rhyme. Ideas that once seem dense will

feel like common sense when they've

heard it over 1500 times. But if they

press you for a statement and you're not

sure it's

okay,

remember you never get in trouble for

something you don't say.

[Music]

That good and gracious promised land

where we live in harmony.

Land of the pilgrims pride. Land where

my mother's

died. From every mountain

side, this land are you and me.

Nice. Great job everybody. And just

remember to annunciate a little bit more

and don't forget to sing on the vowels.

Okay, one more time.

[Music]

USA, the land of the free. That good and

gracious promised land where we live in

[Music]

harmony.

Another in a series of humiliations for

GOP presidential hopeful Kenny Weston

tonight as a heckler disrupts a routine

photo op in a small town diner. Take a

look at this exclusive video obtained by

our news team. Pictures. Get your

reptile hands off of me.

Joining me now to help make sense of it

all, our distinguished panel of

political experts. Thank you all for

being here. To you first, Tom Tishkin.

Is it time to write the orbituary on the

Western campaign? Well, if not the

obituary, at least the do not

resuscitate order. Good one, Tom.

Rolando Eiglacius, your thoughts. Well,

look, the optics on this are absolutely

terrible for Well, shoot. We should pack

it in. I'm with Nick. Not so fast. Not

so fast. We've been doing this for 2

years. That's because you haven't been

stroking the base enough. That heckler

could have been a supporter. That

heckler was a whack job. Maybe, but he

represents a key demographic. The

delusional.

Look, Kenny, it's like I've been saying,

this is the perfect time to reboot and

move right. Uh, he has a voting record,

remember? Right. He's a moderate,

inclusive Republican. That's always been

our brand. Well, I'm sorry, but your

brand is boring. People want to feel

something. It's like Atwater said, grab

them by the balls and their votes will

follow. Oh, like that's really going to

help with the gender gap. Shh, I'm

trying to think.

Yeah, I don't know. What do you think?

Look, once you get the nomination, you

can take any lukewarm [ __ ] middle of

the road position you want. But for now,

we No, he can't. It's all on YouTube.

They'll flip-flop us. All right. Well,

maybe we after we see how things go with

the mega church. The mega church canled.

What? They heard about the diner, but I

was able to get us another church.

Where? It's a little off the beaten

track, but the pastor's very excited to

meet you. Oh, we should just cancel. You

cancelled that rally? You sent up a

white flag. All right. All right. We'll

do the church. Just get it over

with.

Right. Heavenly Father, we are so

blessed to have Senator Kenny Weston and

his distinguished colleagues here with

us today. Please grant them good health

and wisdom as they seek the leadership

of this great

land. Lord, we ask your help in guiding

us to choose the best steward of thy

people, the candidate best able to

restore and strengthen our American

family. For we know it true that a

nation is only as strong as its homes.

Father, we know that this election may

be the most important election in our

lifetime with so much at stake and so

many things seem to be changing in the

wrong direction lately. Help us protect

this precious land. And in Jesus name we

pray. Amen. Amen.

Well, Senator, I'm sure the people here

are anxious to ask you questions about

important issues. But before we do that,

we have a special surprise for you. Oh,

well, I sure hope it doesn't involve

eggs. I promise no eggs this time. But

in appreciation of your long service for

our country, our congregation would like

to offer you a patriotic serenade uh

written and composed. If I may be able

to boast just a little bit by my lovely

daughter Liberty, who as a matter of

fact wrote the whole thing when she was

all of 12 years old. Is that right? They

It's all you, honey bun.

[Music]

Okay. While they set out on the ocean,

leaving misery

behind, they were searching for a

purity. Didn't know what they would

find.

They just wanted to be

faithful, to be free and left

alone. But when they saw that

Massachusetts rock, they knew that they

found

home. Come on, everybody, put your hands

in the

air. God bless the

USA, the land of the free.

That's good and gracious promised land

where we live in

harmony. Land of the pilgrims pride.

Land where my father

died. From every mountain

side with land for you and me.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

She's a stupid fundamentalist.

Exactly. And she's from a battleground

state. Not to mention she's totally hot,

which seals the Bubba vote. Not to

mention, you're a pig. Oh, sticks and

stones. All right, that's enough of

that, you two. Kenny, I'm telling you,

this is our one chance to win. What?

American Idol? What about the issues?

What about our agenda? Remember the new

party of Lincoln? Look, you can forget

about your agenda if we don't get that

nomination. And the only way we're going

to get it is by splitting off the Bible

nuts or tea parters. No way those people

are going to vote for Kenny.

Yeah, but they might vote for Liberty.

You still won't have enough delegates.

Nobody does. So, we force a second

ballot. This is so corrupt. Oh, I'm

sorry if I've offended your high moral

standards. All right. So, Dick, if I'm

getting what you're saying here, we

still got a chance to win this thing.

Correct. What do you say about what? The

girl is your surrogate. Well, you mean

for impotency stuff? I don't need No,

your political surrogate.

Oh, well, she is very appealing and

people did seem to respond to her

singing.

So, yeah, sure. Why not? Let's do it.

That thing you said a suffragette

surrogate, right?

So, doesn't matter whether we like it or

not. That's just the way God made

us. Full of the dickens and wanting

things that aren't good for us. Am I

right about that?

But just because I see it doesn't mean I

got to have it. And just because I like

it doesn't mean I got to take it.

That's right.

Now, don't think it's any easier for me

because I'm a preacher because I am a

man of

God.

Shoot. I probably got more sins than all

of

you. Now, I'm not trying to shock you.

I'm just telling you like it

is. Because if you don't face the truth,

then

what? You're shrouded in a cloud of

darkness. That's what the Bible says.

Yeah.

Oh, the young

people, they say, "Reverend Smith, I

like your preaching. I like your

sermons, but but why do you go on and on

about sin? Why Why are you always so

judgmental?" And I say, "I'm not judging

anybody. I'm just saying to

them, they can get

clean." Cuz you see, God is a great

cleanser. He's like a a spiritual

washcloth.

He can wipe away your sins, but you got

to put in the elbow grease. I'm saying

to you, church, you got to get down on

your hands and knees and start

scrubbing.

Now, when I was a young boy, upon my

mama's knee, I used to steal some extra

candy if I thought that she won't see.

But mama caught me creeping in. She knew

that I had stole. Said, "Boy, you better

rub it up, dub, bubble and scrub deep

down in your soul." Bubble and scrub.

Bubble and scrub. God will bless your

double if you only take the trouble to

get down on your knees with the good old

[ __ ] and

span. Rub it up dub bubble and scrub

like only Jesus can.

I used to be a drunkard who stunk a beer

and gin. I'd wake up in the gutter.

Couldn't tell you where I've been. But

the good Lord put me in the washer and

he spun me around

and the rubber dubdub bubble and scrub

was lost but now I'm found.

[Music]

My children will bless

you

only to get down on your knees with the

good

[Applause]

old dub like only.

[Music]

I used to play the

ponies and bet on loaded dice.

had even stooped to

bingo. So filthy was my voice.

But with my Savior's spot

remover and a bleach of heavenly

light dubdub, bubble and

scrub, my back and soul is

white. The Lord will cleanse you deep

down in your soul. He'll wash and send

you to your heavenly gold. Well, it's

time to put the plunger to that funky

sing with a joyful sound and let the

sunshine.

[Music]

I used to dance from

my on a

shiny pole of

brass. And if a gentleman tipped me big

enough, well, I'd show him some of

my class.

But a missionary found me and

Ann. It was a

rub

dub bubble and

scrub. He taught me

his position.

[Music]

God bless

you. Get down on your knees with the

good old SP.

[Music]

Oh, good church. Good church. Good

church. Hallelujah.

Are there any announcements over there,

Belva? Thank you, Reverend. Uhhuh.

Friday is the last day to take your

chance on winning that family trip to

the John the Baptist Water Park. So,

make sure you see Esther after the

service to get your ticket. And we have

a special visitor again today, Senator

Kenny Weston.

Senator, Senator, did you want to say a

few words? Oh, no. Thank you, ma'am.

He's just here to worship humbly before

God as he does every Sunday. All right,

then. I know you're all going to give

Senator Weston and his team a very warm

welcome when you see them. And don't

forget, the ladies Bible study will not

be meeting this Wednesday, owing to the

problems with the downstairs plumbing.

and softball practice will be held on

Wednesday, 7 pm at the high school field

number three.

And the Southern Baptist says, "God, you

didn't hear me. I said full of grace,

not full of grease."

Oh, that's a good one, Reverend. Daddy,

that is so old and so corny. I know, but

they're laughing, aren't they? Oh. Uh,

Reverend, I'd like to introduce you to

my campaign team. This is my chief

strategist, Dick Dankler. What a

pleasure to meet you, sir. Very pleased

to meet you, Reverend. I thought you

gave a terrific sermon today. Really

thoughtprovoking. Oh, well, thank you.

And this is my communications director,

Miss Nicole Lavine. Well, good for you.

A director at such a young age. You must

be very good at what you do. Oh, she is

outstanding. Lavine, huh? That means

you're from the tribe of Levi, the

ministers of the ancient temple of

Israel. That means you and I have a lot

in common. In fact, I had the

opportunity to visit the Holy Land just

last year. Uh, have you been there? I'm

afraid I have not. Well, you got to get

there. Well, you have the chance. Makes

you appreciate how much we Christians

have to thank our Jewish brethren for.

We did let you borrow some of our books.

Oh, the Bible books. Oh, that's a good

one, Miss Lavine. You got to keep her.

She's a smart cookie. Oh, yeah. We'll

never let go of Nicole. You know, she

started with us when she was just a

sophomore at Brandise. Is that

so? I don't think. And who is this

lovely lady? Well, this is my campaign

manager, Yolanda Jones, who happens to

be a very devout Christian. Oh, it's a

pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Jones. M.

Nice to meet you, too, Reverend.

Well, before you go, would you all like

to uh join us for some coffee and

fellowship? Liberty has made some

cupcakes. Of course we would. Uh, but

there is something we would like to ask

you first. Uh, you and Liberty here. Oh,

well, we were just so impressed by your

daughter's performance yesterday.

Somehow she just really managed to

capture the spirit of America. I thought

so, too. So, we were wondering if she

might consider joining us on the

campaign trail for a while. You You want

me to sing? Well, yeah. Saying and and

we'd like you to be a featured

spokesperson for the campaign.

I don't know, Daddy. What do you think?

Well, uh, Senator Weston and his team

seem like nice people. And you do say

you're pro-life. Absolutely. I believe

that life begins at inception.

conception thing.

There's one thing that concerns me is

that the girl hasn't been away from home

very much. And I have heard of the

activities that happened on the campaign

trail, especially behind the scenes.

Daddy, I'm 24 years old. I went to

college. That's exactly why we would be

assigning Miss Lavine to be Liberty's

personal chaperone to make sure she's

absolutely safe. Well, if that's the

case, then it's a done deal. If that's

okay with you is Liberty. Well, I guess

if you Terrific. Well, we all have to

head back to Washington for a few days.

Yep. Got to make some boats. But how

about you pack up your things and Lavine

I mean Nicole picks you up right here

day after tomorrow. Okay.

Now, who wants some cupcakes?

Let's go. Okay. I made a bunch. A bunch?

Yeah. Maybe I'll eat two.

[Music]

We're thinking her colors would be the

traditional red, white, and blue with a

special emphasis on white to symbolize

purity. I like it. You got any pictures?

Here is the concept poster the focus

groups responded to. We're thinking uh

silo, maybe some grazing cattle. How

about you put her on a wild mustang?

Nice. Yeah. Catchy slogan, too. No. Are

you sure you want to quote a famous

bisexual? What? You know that's Walt

Whitman, don't you? Whatever. These

people don't read poetry. If they can

read at all, Nikki. And on the bumper

stickers, we're thinking just I sing

America. Perfect. Great. I'll get them

working on the first spot. Wait, do you

see the t-shirts?

Oh, yeah.

I can't believe you made me her

babysitter.

She seems perfectly competent. I'm sure

you don't actually have to. I should

just quit now. Then let him take over.

Thanks. I'm not even sure that I want to

work in politics anymore.

Oh, and her daddy.

And he's not so bad. Whose side are you

on anyway? Your side, baby girl. Always.

You know that. But sometimes you're a

little quick to judge people. I am

judgmental sometimes. Yeah.

Actually, it's kind of funny when you

think about it. I mean, if he only knew.

Nikki.

Hey, we should so get together. I got a

new hot tub. I'm really busy.

Fine.

You could have at least talked to her.

That girl is not about talking.

Can you sit on this for a second?

Are you sure you need all these? I need

to be prepared. Well, I know, but can't

you just go to a library? We're going to

be traveling,

sugar. Hey, hey, hey, don't rip it now.

Just let me try.

Oh, American foreign policy since 1948,

volume two. Sounds like a real page

turner. It's interesting.

Well, how about something smaller?

The Little Mermaid. Oh, you used to love

this. Until I found out they changed the

ending. The original was so much better.

Hand me that other one.

Hey, listen, Lib. Mhm. If per chance you

happen to meet a young eligible bachelor

on the campaign trail. Well, you're not

getting any younger. I'm not even 25.

Well, your mom and I were married by the

time we were 21. You were precocious.

Well, I worry about

you. Yeah. I'm not going to be around

forever.

I don't need you to take care of me. I

know. I just don't want you to be

lonely.

I'm not lonely. I have lots of friends.

Yeah, but but not a special

friend. Not the kind of friend that

makes your heart go pit or pat like your

mom did for me. You you you never had a

special friend like that, have you?

Maybe I need to get out of this town.

You'd have to agree my options are

somewhat limited.

Well, what about them Sarver

boys? I see them in church every Sunday.

They're good-look.

Carl and Greg Sarver, are you kidding?

All they care about is four-wheel

drives, fly fishing, and beer. Oh jeez.

Well, you know, I guess you're right,

Daddy. I know you just want me to be

happy. But I'm not going to be happy if

I marry someone I'm not in love with.

That's true. But but you know, don't you

think that your expectations are just a

little bit unrealistic? I mean, look,

let's face it. No guy is going to be as

smart as you. And brains ain't

everything. Daddy,

I never fell for fairy tales.

for the one true love that's

found. That handsome prince

soon my feet to leave the

[Music]

ground. I never long for lover

songs, for the poet's perfect

rhyme. All I ever hoped for was someone

who'd spend some time.

Just be a friend of

mine. Someone

[Music]

real. Someone who makes me laugh, who

share their life with me half and

half. Who will smile in my photoraph.

Someone who's not afraid to

love. Someone that I can talk to who

calls me up when I'm feeling blue.

Someone that I can make happy to.

Someone who understands me.

[Music]

I never fall for Barbie doll or

dim

queen. Those tala nail polished fawning

female

figures. Bikini wax and cleavage

racks can't hide an empty

soul. Oh, all I ever hoped for was

someone who's brave and bold. No fragile

flower will fade and fold.

Someone

[Music]

real. Someone who's flesh on bones.

Who's not expecting a diva's throne?

Just a plain Jane. Or maybe Joan of Ark.

That girl had balls.

It's fine if

she's just as long as

she's

with conceit. Someone who understands

me.

But what if I can't find the love I'm

seeking?

That can take me as I am.

That old friend I can talk to without

speak. The lover with a sure and steady

hand.

Someone who's not obsessed with her

hair.

It's fine if they've got love handles.

She could even wear socks with sandals.

I'm not expecting a

liime. Just want to understand a

hometown man who

take

me. Just give me

that

love for me.

[Music]

[Applause]

We love you, Liberty. I love you guys,

too, so much.

I just wish your mom

Just give Just give me a call every now

and again, okay? I'll call you every

day. But you've got to promise me you'll

eat something more than canned soup. I

promise. I left some super simple

recipes by the microwave.

Miss Smith coming. Just remember what we

talked about. Daddy, I love you.

I sing

America. Kind of sounds like that Walt

Whitman

poem, you know. Uh, I hear America

singing from Leaves of

Grass. I hear America singing the varied

carols. I hear those of mechanics. Each

one singing his as it should be.

Ble. We should get

going. Okay.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

A dramatic atic change of political

strategy for candidate Kenny Weston

tonight and could one young woman save

an entire campaign? I'm Ralph Schnitzell

and you've just entered the briefing

[Music]

room. Well, some political analysts are

calling it a desperate Hail Mary pass,

while others applaud Kenny Weston's

recent political rebranding as a

brilliant piece of strategy. But maybe

the results speak for themselves. In

just one hour, a new campaign commercial

featuring the singing, dancing sensation

Liberty Smith received over 20 million

views. And just in case you've been

living in a cave for the last few days,

here it is now.

Let's look ahead to the good old days

when life was bright and

new. I'm looking forward to the good old

days. A time that's tried and true. A

time

when knew your name. And even if they

didn't, they smile just the same. I

found a future in the good old days.

Now, won't you join me,

too? Two young lovers on a bright spring

day. My mama waits

inside. Better not cuss or fuss or fight

cuz papa will tell your

hide. Grandma sits a stitching in her

rocker. And every meal was made by Betty

Crocker. We can go back to the good old

days, but it's up to you to

decide.

And the

Lord for baseball and barit

[Music]

While Missy helped her mother with

[Music]

[Music]

a Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Applause]

Let's march ahead to a brand new day

like the ones we left behind.

Let's take a page from a golden age. A

kinder gentler time, a time when right

was right and wrong was wrong.

I'm moving on to the good old days. Now,

won't you join me? Oh, won't you join

me? Won't you join me, too?

[Music]

I'm Kenny Weston and I approve this

message.

Heat. Heat.

[Applause]

And now turning to First, Tom Tishkin.

New polls showing Weston up by five

points in Ohio. But with the gap

narrowing after his lackluster

performance on Tuesday night, what does

Kenny Weston need to do in the next two

weeks before election day? Well, he's

definitely got to improve his

performance in the next debate. He He

needs to look presidential in command,

but still relatable. Someone the

American people would want to go on a

fishing trip with. And of course, the

liberty factor is going to be huge.

She's enormously popular with both

unmarried females 18 to 25 and the

evangelicals whose turnout on election

is going to be absolutely essential.

She's sweet, she's smart, she's very,

very sexy. Frankly, if I were Weston, I

would let her do all the talking.

and the president of Turk Ministan. I

think I can pronounce his first name,

but the second name I You don't have to

worry about any of that. You're going to

be great. Everybody loves you. But what

if somebody asks me something I don't

know how to answer? Just listen.

When you meet the press or face the

[Music]

nation, there are some rules by which

you always

abide. If you follow this simple

lesson, you will make a strong

impression and the pundits will come

over to your side.

[Music]

Stay on message. Project

confidence. Say you think that

Washington is

rotten. Just look

relaxed. But if a questioner attacks,

digress until the question is

forgotten. You got to keep it short and

make it

snappy. Repeat it over and over like a

rhyme. Ideas that once seem dense will

feel like common sense when they've

heard it over 1500 times. But if they

press you for a statement and you're not

sure it's

okay,

remember you

don't. Think you've got it? I think so.

Okay, let's try one.

Miss Smith, some have called you the

pretty face of ugly politics. Your

response

um I think can I get a hint of pivot?

Remember, take the conversation from

something you don't want to talk about

to something you do want to talk about.

But what should I talk about? Well, you

can never go wrong with the four Fs. The

four

Fs, faith, family, freedom, and

[ __ ] mistakes by the

opponent. You can use

statistics and

ballistics. Drop them like a bomb to

clear the air. The facts are flexible,

always

selectable. One person's foul is another

person's. You got to thank God a lot.

and your

parents. Without them, you'd have it

here. That's

true. 18our days as a volunteer. My

grandma

is

[Music]

ass. Does that ever bother you?

What? You know, not telling the whole

truth. Nobody tells the whole truth. So

don't say

intervention. Keeping peace. Don't say

occupation say permanent lease. Don't

say doggy dog market forces. Don't say

exploited labor to save human resources.

I think she's got it.

[Music]

Oh. Mhm. I can do that, too.

[Music]

And don't say global warming this too

shall pass. Don't say air pollution.

Same prosperity camps. Don't say

detention camps. Say enhanced

cooperative. Don't say we lied. Say

previous statements

[Music]

are confident.

ing clear and confident say I think

that is rotten.

I'll

look be afraid to show a hint

of

questions you just

[Music]

don't forgot.

And if

[Music]

I

make you get in

trouble if you keep speaking double.

[Music]

Get out of my way.

I can't get this without Can you get a

little help here? What's up? You know

how to do this, right? Yeah. Uh, I just

need you to

Okay. Uh, Miss Smith, this won't hurt a

bit. All right. I

think we just go slow this

way. You have to stand still. I can't

help it. I'm

[Laughter]

gravit. Sorry, I didn't mean to walk in

on the dressing room there.

Nice to meet you finally. Why don't you

uh scooch around here? Yeah. So, so

great to have you here finally. I know

we've been trying to get you on the show

for seems like a couple of months and

five four

and welcome back. Joining me now, a face

familiar to all of America, Weston

campaign surrogate Miss Liberty Smith.

Welcome to the briefing room, Liberty.

Thanks, Ralph. I'm really delighted to

be here. Now, Liberty, let's be honest.

Without you, Kenny Weston's campaign

would have been washed up a few months

ago. You gave him a whole new lease on

life.

That's very nice of you to say, Ralph,

but I I really can't claim any credit.

Senator Weston is the one who's out

there every day fighting for ordinary

Americans. I'm just cheering from the

sidelines. Well, I guess every candidate

wishes he had a cheerleader as pretty as

you

then. Now, of course, we all know that

your father is a wellrespected pastor.

That's right. But what our viewers might

not know is that your mother was a

medical missionary who traveled to some

of the most dangerous parts of the world

in order to help those in need until uh

that that's right. Uh my mother was she

she was tragically Yes. Um as a matter

of fact, that's why I am such a strong

supporter of Senator Weston. Senator

Weston believes that America should take

the lead

in creating a more peaceful world.

Fascinating. We're going to take a short

break, but when we come back, more

intimate conversation with America's

political sweetheart, Miss Liberty

Smith. Stick around.

You really think it was okay? Yeah, it

was great. It was perfect. And nice

pivot on that mom question. I'm glad you

didn't let him push you around and get

too personal. Hey girls. Hi Yolanda. I

saw you from the green room. You were

fabulous.

Well, that's only because of Nikki. You

want to come to lunch with us? H I wish

I could, but I got a plane. Dinkler

wants you back in Washington, too. What?

Kenny needs to bait prep badly. Probably

not until the election. But I thought

she was going to be with me the whole

time. Don't worry about it. You're doing

great. You don't need me anymore. That's

not true. I I still need you. I mean,

your help. I I'm still not very good at

all this.

Hey. Hey, why don't you come with us for

a few days? What? Where? To Washington.

You can stay with me. I have a whole

empty house now. I wouldn't want to

impose or Not at all. I'll give you your

own key. You can come and go.

Then Nikki can show you around town down

between sessions, right, Nick? Mhm.

Nikki, I'd love to, but are you are you

sure it's okay? Positive.

Okay.

All right, Kenny, just relax. Be

yourself. And the election is yours as

long as you don't [ __ ] up. I'm sure that

really puts him at ease. Stay in

character, Lavine. All right, Kenny.

Let's try one. Put on the glasses. Open

the glasses.

All right. Okay. Hit me. I'm ready.

Senator Weston. Could you please outline

your position on immigration?

Specifically, do you favor comprehensive

immigration reform and a path to

citizenship? Immigration. Okay. Uh,

that's a tough one.

Uh, right. Well, Nikki, Ralph Ralph.

Well, Ralph, as you know, America is a

nation of immigrants. My ancestors, my

wife's grandparents, all came here

legally, of course, trying to make a

better life for themselves and for their

children. They left wherever they were

and came to the Statue of Liberty where

our poor and our hungry, our wretched

refues, our tired all huddled

together. Now, Julie's family worked in

the coal mines in Pennsylvania. And mine

worked hard on riverboats up and down

the Mississippi like you might see in

Mark Twain or Huck Finn. What the [ __ ]

are you talking about? Well, okay,

you're making me nervous. Just let me

here. Give me another Let's start over

again. Okay. you

foreign policy. Senator Weston, some in

your party say that it's time for

America to scale back its military

commitments around the world. They say

we simply can no longer be the world's

policemen and they propose major cuts to

the defense budget. Where exactly do you

stand on this issue?

Well, I appreciate your question, Nikki.

[ __ ]

Ralph.

Ralph, as you know, America is the

greatest country in the world. In fact,

we always have been, ever since we beat

the red coats in the American

Revolution. And I guess I'm just not

ready to give that up. You know,

American workers are the greatest

workers in the world. And that's why

everyone wants military hardware that's

from the United States. So if I'm

elected president, I

guarantee that every aircraft carrier,

every cruise missile, every jet fighter,

every surveillance drone across the

world around the entire globe

says made in

America, not made in Japan or

Guatemala. Kenny, did you memorize the

talking points I gave you? Yes.

Which ones? All of them. Most of them.

You have to memorize all of them and all

the attack lines, too. Absolutely no ad

living. Just the script. We can't

rehearse until you know your lines.

I thought that last answer is pretty

good.

All right, we're done for the day.

Kenny, I need to talk to you.

Hey, where are

you? Okay.

[Music]

With malice toward none, with charity

for all, with firmness and the right, as

God gives us to see the right, let us

strive on to finish the work we are in.

And

[Music]

hey, what's up? Where are you? Oh, we're

just leaving the Lincoln. [ __ ] Shoot.

Totally forgot. I figured you did. Why

don't you just head over now and then

bring Libby with you? We'll make it a

trio. Bring her there. Bring me where?

Bring her to the bar.

Yolanda invited me for drinks for my

birthday. Do you want to come?

We'll be there in

[Music]

15. Okay. Your eyes kind

of go.

[Music]

You sneaky [ __ ] that she couldn't get

here.

Did you know about this?

Remind me to never trust you again.

Okay.

What can I get you guys?

Um, do you have like ginger ale? Yeah,

sure. That sounds good. I'll have a

single. Okay.

So, how are you?

Fine. Fine. Yeah, thanks. Just just

fine. Oh, I almost forgot. Uh, I have a

present for you. But you didn't have to

do that. Well, um, I was in the Supreme

Court gift shop and I saw

this. I thought of you right away. The

complete opinions of Louisis Brandise.

Yeah. I hope you don't have it already.

No, I don't have it. The descent on

Mstead verse US is really

incredible. Anyway, I just thought if

you do end up going to law school, you

know, it might come in handy.

I don't know anyone like you

to you. Well, no, to

us. I mean, you know, to both of us, not

just me.

[Music]

Oh, shoot. Oh my. Oh my gosh, you're all

wet. Oh. Uh, I can do that by myself.

Thanks. Um, listen, I better I should

drive you. It's late. No, I mean, I'm

fine. I should really I got to catch my

plane early tomorrow. I should uh Thanks

for a great day.

[Music]

[Music]

Oh

love, I dare not speak your

name. For if I speak your name,

You will hear my

voice

trembling.

Oh, I dare not meet your

gaze. For if I meet your

[Music]

gaze, you will see my eyes.

[Music]

want

then is

lost. All is lost.

[Music]

Better not to

see. Better not to

hear and never speak your name.

[Music]

Oh, I dare not stand too

near. For if I stand too

near, you will feel my

heart

beating. Oh

love, I dare not see you

smile. For if I see your

smile, you will catch my

soul

singing. Then

all is lost.

[Music]

But when I speak your name is when I can

believe there is another world.

[Music]

And when you're all

alone as I am all

[Music]

alone. Do you ever speak my name?

Do you

ever Do you

ever

speak my

[Music]

[Music]

Well, they're calling it Kissgate, a

campaign scandal that has rocked

Washington and put this election back up

for grabs. America's conservative

sweetheart turns out to

be a

lesbian. Now Democrats are calling

flip-flop and Weston's socially

conservative base is furious. Big

question now, of course, what did Kenny

Weston know about Liberty's sexual

preference and when did he know it?

I'm really sorry, Kenny. I messed up.

Well, maybe we can just You messed up.

You [ __ ] over our whole campaign just

so you could score a little more [ __ ]

You shut your dirty mouth. You can't

talk to her like that. Says me.

Well, at the very least, it was

incredibly unprofessional.

I just wanted to say how sorry I am for

all the trouble I've

caused. I'm going away.

Liberty, it's okay. Just because your

father's a bigot doesn't He's not a

bigot. That's not what I He's the

kindest, most generous person I know. If

anybody's a bigot, it's you.

What? You think anybody who believes in

God is stupid or naive or deluded? I

never said that. You didn't have

to. Why are you taking this out on me?

I'm not the

one. I love you. Oh,

please. You don't even know what real

love

is. It's about

self-sacrifice. It's

about doing things for others. Doing the

right thing, even if it's not the thing

you

want. Giving up your own life for

someone

else's. That's real love.

No, that's codependency. There's a big

difference. So, you're saying Jesus was

codependent? I knew it. Liberty, wait a

sec. Oh Lord, we ask you for the courage

to

change. For we know that if we come

before you humbly and ask for

forgiveness, we will be born a

new. Oh, yours is a wonderworking

transformative power. A power to heal

body and

spirit. We ask you to use your awesome

power to heal Liberty who's suffering so

at this

moment. Oh Lord, we ask you to fill her

aresh with the Holy Spirit and to make

her clean

again. Thank you, Lord.

In Jesus name we pray. Amen.

Amen.

Honey, it's going to be okay.

I think praying made me feel even worse.

But you're going to be all better real

soon. The brochure says this place has

all the most modern treatments and and

and a cure rate of over

90%. Plus, with all those gay men there,

you know they're going to have a

terrific league club.

I think drinking is making me feel

worse. Usually does. You're definitely

not a happy drunk.

I shouldn't have kissed her. It's not

like she didn't want to. Well, maybe I

just pushed her into it.

I really think she'll come around. Just

be patient.

And now, new developments in the

unfolding Kissgate scandal. America's

sweetheart, Liberty Smith, has checked

into what sources close to the family

describe as a gender reorientation

facility. Exclusive video footage of

Liberty now as she enters the Straight

from the Heart Repairerative therapy

camp outside of Lynchburg, Virginia.

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Some say that

losing makes the heart grow

strong. Some say you forget

her before too

long. Some say you're better

off. Some

say it all

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depends. Some say it's better to have

loved and lost. But I say I never will

be lost in this love

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again. Oh, cuz

love makes the

wise ones

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foolish and do

things that

they should not do.

And

love makes the foolish

ones think they're so

wise that all of their

dreams may come

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true. I'm tired of the

moonlight that shines in her hair.

I'm so done with

dancing in our little

pair. Those sweet tender

kisses that I wish would not end.

Some say it's better to have loved and

lost. But I say I'll

never be lost in this

love

again. Sometimes I get so

lonely. Sometimes I get so

blue. Sometimes I get so damn depressed

that I can't see my way through.

But one thing's for

certain. I am

staying on this

track. Unless she wants me still cuz I

would take her

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back. What was I

thinking? What have I done?

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messed up my whole

life. I really thought she was the

one. I thought I found a

lover, but I lost my best

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friend. But I can't forget

her. I'll be lost in this

love till the

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end. Well, good morning everybody.

Welcome back. Um, I would like to begin

by introducing a new friend. Say hello

to Liberty. Hi, Liberty. Let me begin by

saying how truly blessed we are to have

you with us today. We know how difficult

it can be to take that first step. But I

am living proof that change is

possible. Most of our graduates go on to

lead happy and productive lives with

attractive opposite sex partners. Some

become proud parents and leaders of

Fortune 500 companies. Some even go on

to become important figures in the

church. So, let's get

started. When God made Adam from a dirty

lump of

clay, he saw that it was good, but not

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enough. So, he snatched a rib from Adam

to fashion the first

madam. And that is why you girls and

boys are made from different

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stuff. Why girls like symphonies and

quilting bees and pretty please and

meeting girlfriends at the mall. But

most of

all most of all girls like boys.

And boys like hockey pucks and pickup

trucks and 12point bucks and getting

drunk with all the guys. So it's no

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surprise most of all boys like

girls but

occasionally we get confused.

The wires get crossed and the message is

lost. But when temptation calls, we must

refuse. Cuz if you give into your

nature, you're bound to

lose. Come on now. Boy, girl, boy, girl,

boy, girl.

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And one, two, three. And two,

three. But

occasionally we are perplexed.

We feel no effect from the opposite sex.

But when temptation comes, we must

refuse. But if you deep into your

nature, you're bound to

lose.

Daddy

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Daddy Dah.

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Love. That's right, men. Come on. Dig

deeper.

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And girls like diamond rings and boys

like breaking And girls like roses and

boys like punching noses and girls like

baby. But most of all

most of all boys like girls and girls

like being and boys like getting dirty

and girls like

and boys like giant hooters and girls

like

but most of all

most of all boys like girls. Girls like

boys like

girls. Girls like

boys.

Well, well, it isn't easy being

normal. Come in.

Miss Jones, what a pleasure to see you

today. Can I talk to you for a moment?

Oh, sure. Uh, come on in. I'm sorry the

place usually isn't this bad. Here, have

a seat.

Can I get you something to drink? Uh,

uh, coffee or pop or juice? No, thanks.

Well, you must be as overwhelmed by this

whole thing as I am. Actually, I'm not

with the campaign anymore. Who? Reverend

Smith. Uhuh. That's JJ.

I know you only want what you think is

best for Liberty. Oh, hey, it's not what

I want. It's what God wants.

Don't you think God wants liberty to be

happy?

Yeah, but sin can't make a person happy.

Not in the long run. And loving someone.

Is that a sin?

Well,

I don't know if Libby ever told you, but

um my father was a pastor. I don't

recall that she did. I grew up in the

church. There were five of us. And my

oldest brother, Jimmy, he was an

incredible singer as a young man.

Everybody said he had the most beautiful

voice they had ever

heard until one

day my dad found him with another boy

from the choir.

Daddy was

furious. Said no son of his was going to

be a candy ass

[ __ ] Jimmy was so ashamed.

We didn't see him for

years. Didn't know if he was dead or

alive. Well, what happened to him? He

ran away to the

city. Lord knows what he had to do to

survive in those

days. He was 16.

Did you ever see him again?

I

did a couple times before you died.

didn't look the same

though. And the saddest

thing,

what? He never sang another

note. Not one

note. Anointed by God with a beautiful

voice. And he never used it again.

I guess he felt like he didn't have much

to sing praise

about. If your

God is

one who fs a child with

fear. And if your

God is

one who commands but doesn't

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he and if your

God is

one who certain and selfrightuous

Then Mary never had a son. There's no

hope for

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anyone. Jesus was an

atheist and so am I.

Now just wait a second. This is a house

of God. You can't just say that. If your

God is the

one who

cleans to his own

opinion. And if your

God is one who who makes love feel like

shame, tell me if your

God is

one who hates the same things you

do. Oh,

there's no hill at Calvary. The future's

bleak as it can be. Jesus was an

atheist. So am

I. Oh, so am I.

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Cuz how can love be wrong?

And how can hate be right?

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How can an ever loving

Father, cast a stone at his own

children. It's not right. It's not

right.

But your

God is

one who's filled with deep

compassion. And if your

God is one who feels another's

pain. And if your

God is

one who sees the light in every face.

I'll sing praises in a song. There's

hope inside of everyone.

I know there is a

God and God is love.

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Peace.

Oh my God is love.

Oh God. God is love. God is

love. Oh

love be wrong. How can it be wrong? How

can it be wrong?

How can it be right? How can a gentile

prince of

peace make a world make a world of

children?

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If your

God is

one who

surpasses

understanding and if your God your God

is

one who's called by

name. Love is patient. Love is kind.

It's greater than the prophet's mind.

You can have the most unshaking faith,

but if you don't have love, it's all a

waste. Always feeling gratitude. It

holds no grudge and it does not ruin.

You can have the most angelic voice, but

if you don't have love, it's all just

noise.

My God is love. My God is love. My God

is love. Your God, my God is love. He is

love. He is love.

God, my God is love.

My God is your love. My God is love.

My God is your God. My God is love. My

God. My God is love. Your God. My God is

love.

My God

is love.

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Huh? You came out so

beautifully. I still miss you,

Mom. You know what you have to

do. But what about Daddy?

He'll get over it. And by the way, could

you ask him to get over me? I've moved

on.

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and five, four, three,

two. Senator Weston, thank you so much

for joining us on the briefing room

today. Oh, it's my pleasure, Ralph.

Let's get right to it. The latest polls

show that the general public and even a

majority within your own party have an

overwhelmingly favorable opinion of the

Liberty Lavine relationship since their

appearance on the Sunday talks last

week. In fact, many observers attribute

your sagging poll numbers to your poor

handling of the Kissgate scandal. Would

you consider revising your position on

their relationship and on same-sex

marriage generally?

Well, Ralph, as I have stated before, I

bear no personal animosity towards

Liberty or Miss Lavine or the homosexual

people as a people generally. Um, in

fact, I wish them all the happiness in

the

world. I believe that America is all

about freedom. That's why my ancestors

came here in the first place. Well, they

weren't gay, of course. You know, if

they were gay, I wouldn't even be here.

But, uh, you know, I don't even know if

they had gay people back then, except

maybe the

Cowboys. Do you ever see that movie

Humpback Mountain about the fell? So, so

you still do not support same-sex

marriage? I didn't say

that, did I?

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Do you take this

woman to have and to

hold when she's frail and she's

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feeble? when she's tired and

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old. I

do. But do you take this

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woman

today? Will you go where I'm

going and stay where I

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stay? I do.

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And even

though you see my

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imperfection, even though they say that

lovers change,

[Music]

even though we never know what this life

may bring,

[Music]

I'll trust in

you. I'll trust you,

too. I'll stay with

[Music]

you. I'll stay here,

too. As long as we both shall live.

[Music]

Do you take this

woman to

honor and

oy when you know you're right and she is

wrong? Will you

listen

anyway? You take this

woman for rich and

for if she's recognized and famous or

quiet and

obscure and

imperfection. Even though you see my

imperfections,

they say that.

Even though they say the lover has

changed. Even though we never know what

this life may bring.

I'll trust in

you. I'll trust you,

too. I promise you.

I promise

to as long as we both shall live

as your first and your last

I'm still a bit inhibited. I am sure

that that will pass.

Do you take this woman?

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My mother's kind of

crazy. My

father's well, you know,

[Music]

sometimes I'm hyper sensitive.

You're an artist. That's okay.

[Music]

[Applause]

Even though you see my imperfections.

Even though they say that lovers change.

[Music]

Even I'll trust in

you. I'll trust you,

too. I'll stay with

you. I'll stay with you.

I promise

you all your

life. I'll trust in you. I'll trust in

you. I'll stay with you. I'll stay with

you. As long as we both shall live.

As long as

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you

love I finally speak your name.

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As long as we

both shall live.

[Applause]

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Hello manager.

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smiling. She's all right. Nothing

crossed her

mind. She's all

right. Thinking of absolutely nothing.

She's all right. She's just fine.

Good morning.

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wonderful

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what a

wonderful day.

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