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59% of all children surveyed thought a

goose was a type of fruit and cheese was

made from straw the painkillers were

recalled by manufacturers when it was

discovered that they could cause violent

seizures when taken in conjunction with

water Athens tonight where a 59-year-old

woman has been taken to hospital with a

number of symptoms and fears it's

thought the disease could cause up to

millions of deaths worldwide if enough

people caught it our illness

correspondent Ben green has been looking

at what we might know so far the

existence of so-called tomato blue or

NFI to give it its full acronym was

first suspected back in 2004 when a

worker on a tomato Farm in the

Philippines complained of feeling unwell

before being taken to hospital and

pronounced dead ever since then

scientists have been trying to establish

a link between the tomatoes on that

particular farm and anything that might

cause death in other words the so-called

smoking tomato here's what we know so

far it turns out that some of the

tomatoes on that farm had been

fertilized using exr imported from a pig

farm in Venezuela tests carried out on

the pigs there revealed that they'd been

fed on a mixture of orange peel and the

reconstituted remains of dead sheep's

brains now some of the sheep had been

fed on grass which in turn had been

fertilized with a mixture of weed killer

and specially imported liquidized turkey

aul from a turkey farm in Turkey so far

so good but it's what happened next

despite having lost that arm and the

hand that went with it but for one man

at least this is one escape from certain

horrific death he won't want to repeat

anytime soon miles andon IBS news

Gibsonville Idaho miles thank you miles

anderton there with that truly

disturbing story all the same you have

to figure the guy's unlucky though don't

you I mean you're out walking your dog

minding your own business you look up

and see a slab of Frozen urine coming

right at you right out of the sky that's

something you don't want to see this is

something the Federal Aviation

administration's clearly going to have

to take a closer look at yep you know

when you're up there in one of those

things and you have to use the toilet uh

don't you kind of always wonder where it

goes well it feels like one of those

areas of Modern Life where the

legislation is actually lagging behind

where the technology is I mean is it

just come right out of a hole like a

pipe at the back of the aircraft or do

they have a kind of I don't know some

kind of giant onboard sewage tank up

there maybe they're going to something

you definitely don't want to know about

maybe they're also going to have to look

at some major rerouting which of course

is going to have all kinds of Financial

and logistical implications see this is

the kind of thing I have absolutely no

idea how it works then again I don't

really know how the toaster works it's

10 after 5 it is and here's Alicia with

the weather Julia thank you let's hope

you got nothing worse than rain for us

Alicia rain I can live with frozen urine

it's too much well Anthony let me tell

you if you're living in lunga Ecuador

right now you've got other things on

your mind than Ur in if

we welcome to Lookout East with Phil

curdridge and Sarah Holt the bong

stories from all this region where

you're local tonight the suffk village

gets its first woman murderer we have

the reaction and and if counting sperms

your thing then Woodbridge is the place

to be as the suffk town comes out top in

the new National sperm count League

tables well that plus the latest on that

earthquake in Berry St Edmonds and as if

that wasn't enough Russ is here with the

weather aren't you Russ indeed I am

Sarah you haven't got any more

earthquakes for us I hope Ross uh no I

don't think so Phil no D did you feel

anything I can't say that I did actually

feel no I was actually out in the garden

when it happened keep the wife happy you

know how it is no tell me about it doing

a bit of edging and I can only say I

didn't feel a thing and what about Mrs

Russ did the earth move for her yes very

good as they say let's not go there

don't go there honestly boys now it's

one thing to lose your teeth but quite

another to have them stolen further

isolation tonight the hospital is due to

release a statement about her condition

and we can cross now live to our

correspondent Will Parker who's in

Athens will what more can you tell us

Francis yes I'm here at the asalia

hospital in Athens and what were being

told here tonight is that the head of

the surgical team treating the

59-year-old woman at the center of this

unfolding drama Dr apostol andopolis

will come out of that door you could see

behind me down the ramp in front of it

and then make a statement to the waiting

media any moment now and do we know what

he's likely to say in that bulletin well

Francis not at this stage no and indeed

it may well be that we won't know what

he's going to say until he's saying it

and will when you say that at the moment

we don't know what he's going to say

what is it exactly that we don't know

well at the moment we don't know the

woman's name and we don't know the

precise details of the symptoms She's

suffering from in fact Francis I have to

say that at this stage we don't even

know whether Dr apostolopoulos is a man

or indeed a woman and will these are the

symptoms medical experts tell us we

should be on the lookout for if you have

any of these symptoms you should contact

a doctor

immediately hot or cold

sweats hot or cold aches

sweaty

achiness runny or sweaty or achy nose

tiredness a sense of slight

confusion

blinking passing water and of course in

extreme cases death to ESN news with

ktie Tate and Richard Pritchard I'm ktie

Tate still to come and I'm Richard

Pritchard coming up still to come

Charles and Camila reaction from around

the world as Charles insists that the

hairstyle was her idea tomato flu as

another suspected case of the killer

super disease appears in Athens we go

live to Florida and Africa we the latest

poverty all that still to come but first

a reminder of everything you've heard so

far stay with us for that but first

coming up next a round up Sharon Stone

announces she signed up for Basic

Instinct 3 apparently in one

controversial scene if you look closely

you can see aar's veins me

ow iir exec th homester shock's

girlfriend Scarlet Johansson by

announcing he's gay he would have come

out of the closet sooner but it took him

ages to

assemble coming up later how genetically

modified babies a Hollywood latest must

have but first we're joined by so news's

very own scrutinizer of the Stars our

man in la la land the wicked [ __ ] of

the West Josh Cashman outrageous you

call me [ __ ] again and I'll scratch

your eyes out and tell everyone you're

crapping bet nice to see you too sweetie

so we here Bono is in the news honey big

will in the way that these things tend

to play out is it significant that we

don't know these details well Francis

that's a very good question it may

indeed be highly significant that the

Greek authorities did not release those

details particularly if when we do know

them they do indeed confirm what many

people here are already reading into the

fact that they haven't been released on

the other hand the fact that we don't

know those details may not be

significant at all and indeed it may be

precisely because Athletics now and the

ioc have called for a change in the way

Mar are televised in the future after an

increasing number of Runners have been

shown urinating defecating vomiting and

suffering heart attacks mid race Golf

and in the Hyandai classic in Florida

the American lee Henderson was trapped

in a bunker for just over two hours and

eventually had to be lifted out with a

winch before hitting his free drop into

another bunker and retiring Polo now and

all that coming up shortly now though

with as many as 15 Dead coming up

appears to confirm that most men men

find women with large mugs of beer more

attractive than women with less beer or

no beer at all the study meanwhile with

hurricane Michael expected in the Gulf

of Mexico early Tuesday we'll be

tracking his movements minute by minute

mile by mile stay with us Alicia thanks

we will hurricane Michael who thinks up

these names anyway I guess that would be

the guys at the meteorology Center if

you're a hurricane you want a bit of

zing in the name don't you Michael

sounds a bit too much like a girl's name

to me you want like a hurricane Arie or

something now that's hurricane it's 15

after 5 hurricane Brad hey maybe they

should name them all after movie stars

that'd be something it's 15 after 5 hey

you know what I'm uh I'm on to something

here hurricane Clint you know that'd be

like a slow moving kind of cool

hurricane but you know what's going to

get you in the end you're watching IBS

news with Julia Reagan and Anthony

marovich it's now 16 after 5 our top

stories at this hour Health fears have

been raised about the latest exercise

craze to sweep the nation a new report

out today says that shouting now

practiced by up to 12 million people

Coast to Coast may actually damage your

Bono that's Bono is constipated that's

constipated it's unbelievable the shock

news was leaked today I can't believe I

just said that I had or possibly four

youths all between the ages of either 15

or 16 who came from around this corner

and confronted Mr Kaplan demanding money

when Mr Kaplan told them he had no money

one of the youths made a grab for his

teeth and ran off with them up a locally

known path Mr Kaplan emerged from the

incident shaken but brave enough to talk

to me exclusively about how he

felt not Hoy who young the minister

announcing plans to make post-employment

provision more sexy with the hope of

averting the much talked about pensions

Time Bomb yeah yes Mitchell and I am

going to win the da caflin at the next

Olympics the government have been

shaking these magic beans for years and

no one is biting the bean talk this will

be about as sexy as my anti-rid giving

it the old heave ho after too much

chocolate mousse on top of the sardines

they Mitchell have got browsers coming

out of their mouth and they're clutching

at empty bras aren't they yeah could

mean that hospitals like this would be

completely overwhelmed and might even

have to let perfectly healthy patients

die in a pointless attempt simply to

cope with a situation which would by

then already be Beyond any hope of

redemption Richard Harbinger PBS news

Central London Richard Harbinger there

in central London Richard thank you dick

thanks and we can go back live now to

and to our correspondent Will Parker

who's there will what's the latest you

can tell

us well the latest here Francis is that

we're still waiting for Dr apiston

andopolis head of the surgical team

treating the 59-year-old woman at the

center of this deepening crisis to make

his or her way down this ramp you can

see behind me and to issue a statement

and presumably the reason for that is

that there's been a delay of some

kind well I have to say say that's very

much the feeling here Francis now of

course delays come in many shapes and

sizes and what we don't know in this

case really are looking at a situation

where whole SES of the population of a

country like Great Britain could simply

be wiped out the much talked about

tomato Time Bomb well that's okay you

might say I just won't eat tomatoes well

unfortunately it's not that simple and

indeed it may already be too late now

that's because this much talked about

group of foods the so-called tomats or

SC teas are in fact already present in

hundreds of other food products tomato

ketchup puree tin tomatoes and tomato

soups tomato sauce for pasta sundried

Tomatoes certain brands of Frozen

Custard tomato flavored Alco pop

reminder of our top headlines still to

come tonight that's coming up stay with

us for that but first it's time for

Melly with the standing news Richard

thank you I'm Melanie Bellamy and this

is the standing news a new survey out

today reveals that for the first time

ever we in Britain now spend more on

borrowing money than we do on spending

it levels of personal debt have tsunami

through the 500,000 billion pound

watermark for the first time since

levels began our economics correspondent

Ralph Rolf is standing in depford Ralph

what's this all about Melanie yes that

the wusers have now pulled ahead of the

wolver Hampton baboons by three points

football now and M Move Over Wayne

Rooney that's the word on the street in

Reading at least rumor has it the Royals

young striker Dean harrove has been

attracting attention from the likes of

messers Mourinho and Erikson in recent

weeks guy Batson has been to reading to

find out

why it's no accident that Oscar wild

chose reading as a place to write his

famous Ballad The Ballad of reading

jail but more lately

that's not all that Readington torians

have had to sing about harro must score

does

score hard gr that's four

fortino Thomas Hardy may have been less

than complimentary in his portrayal of

reading in his novel Jude the Obscure

but if Jude was alive today it's odds on

she'd have a picture of Dean harrove on

her wall and it wouldn't be obscure H

scores what a goal the Royals top scorer

last season with 27 goals in all

competitions rumors of an England callup

and a girlfriend with if we're to

believe the

tabloids at least two of the naughtiest

legs in the

land ladies and gentlemen Dean har grov

when you look back over the last two

years of your life vicious circle of

debt in which the more money they owe

the more money they owe and consequently

the more money they owe and Ralph what

does this mean for us all as we make our

weekly trip to the the supermarket well

Melanie that's a very good question

Melanie Ralph thank you Ralph Rolf there

in 53-year-old Jeffrey Borman a High

School Janitor was coming out of his

local pizza restaurant when he failed to

notice a banana peel on the sidewalk

which had been discarded by a careless

banana eater according to eyewitnesses

the 53-year-old High School Janitor with

a history of heart trouble slipped and

fell over but then found the whole

incident so funny that he had a heart

attack and literally died laughing Julia

you have to feel sort for that guy it

raises all kinds of questions about

who's at fault there right but also you

got to think you know if I could choose

I mean it's not a bad way to go you just

had a pizza maybe a little ice cream to

follow you're feeling pretty good about

the world and whoop look out for that

banana peel and that's it hey I say way

to go fell you're watching IBS news with

Julia Reagan and Anthony marovitz you

ever think about the perfect way to die

get to be my age why it's coming at you

it's 20 after five sure beats being hit

by a ton of Frozen urine out of nowhere

that's for sure to Los Angeles now in

more drama developments today in the

Peter vente murder trial and as ever

Lauren Peterson's in Los Angeles for IBS

News Lauren quite a day Julia quite a

day indeed for the Northfolk police said

it was likely that the teeth were stolen

to order and were probably already on

their way to Europe where they would be

melted down and sold for quantities of

drugs in exchange for money whatever the

case one thing's for sure in sofam

tonight this is Penny Watson for Lookout

East Penny Watson there in swam

extraordinary story terrible makes you

wonder how these people sleep with

themselves at night almost makes you

wonder what's the point of having your

own teeth if someone's just going to

come along and run off with them yeah

and in sfam of all places lovely Old

Town sfam you know sfam don't you Russ

indeed I do Phil it's one of my old

stamping grounds as a lad yeah I bet it

was and I bet you did your fair share of

stamping there I'm saying nothing Phil

fair enough as they say let's not go

there best not don't go there more from

Russ later yes indeed thanks Russ now

there was a time when nobody really

thought much about sperm certainly be

nothing to write home about unless

you're someone who likes writing about

drizzle or for a while until this next

band of cloud and Rain arrives bringing

with it cloudy rainy conditions

brightness for a while before more rain

arrives bringing with it further rain

very much a waiting game now Francis

although exactly what the rules of that

game are who's playing it and where the

missing pieces are it's impossible to

now as we were hearing from Richard and

Katie earlier the world is bracing

itself tonight for a possible outbreak

of tomato flu but just how serious is

the situation and in the midst of all

the Panic where do we go for the true

perspective now as you know our reporter

Nick Burnham is our correspondent in

space embedded with a current shuttle

crew on the International Space Station

Nick I suppose you must be one of the

few people not overly troubled by news

of the Tomato

flu uh well Melanie you might well think

that in fact that's very much what I

thought uh but I was wrong and you are

too there's a lot of of concern up here

because NASA have drawn our attention to

the fact that a lot of the freeze dried

nutrients that we sustain ourselves on

do in fact contain tomato DS in effect

we've been told ah in effect we've been

told that we can't eat well over a third

of the supplies on board and that is

very much a cause for concern especially

since we've already eaten half of them

and Nick what's your sense there in

space Polie we're about to watch Bono

disappear up his own backside literally

liking that so are you saying you don't

think this is a big story no it's huge

this is a huge story are you crazy it's

all anybody here is talking about it's

everywhere I was having breakfast at the

ivy this morning with Brad Pit get me

and yes I have a fabulous lifestyle you

can only dream about and he was time and

this is 15 seconds the headlines are

sour at home a car that's right a car

gets stuck up a tree in basilon in

international news Israel threatens and

Sport two new world records that's it

for now more later accused of both

drowning and electrocuting his then wife

the actress Sierra Nevada by wiring the

jacuzzi and their spectacular mhall and

drive Mansion to a nearby overhead took

a very negative view of our prospects

saying that uh an outbreak up here could

be disastrous another had a more upbeat

response pointing out that at least we

are very easy to quarantine it's a

waiting game but then these guys know

all about waiting as one of my crew

mates likes to say you'll never wait

Less in in space uh just his little joke

let's hope it's not Gallo's humor and

Nick how would you describe the mood on

board at the moment in a word dire

Melanie Nick thank you Nick Burnham

there in space Katie Melanie thank you

Melanie Bellamy there with the standing

news coming up still to come you're

watching a report out today suggests

that British children are now top of the

league of stupid children in Europe when

it comes to reading and writing the

report compiled by the European

commission for childhood stupidity found

that British children have now

outstripped all their Continental peers

when it comes to being left behind our

education correspondent Paula Kay has

this report a normal classroom in a

typical school day with bent pupils

leaning carefully over their studious

books the eccs report found that out of

every seven British children there were

another four who couldn't write their

own name even on a piece of paper and

out of those which could a further half

couldn't read what they'd written once

they'd written it in one instant for

example most children could neither

spell the words handwriting or correctly

correctly but how have these State of

Affairs come about whom are we to blame

and above all what can be done about

them here at this school in Birmingham

so that accident eastbound between

Junctions 17 and 18 on the a12 has now

finished okay and out onto the roads now

this is the a41 just coming to The

Bishop's interchange as you can see

pretty good at the moment traffic

flowing pretty normally the a23 mingan

slip road now again pretty good really

couple of buses there but otherwise

traffic flowing quite well the a312

bigots foot again as you can see really

quite a normal amount of traffic in both

directions there very few buses a to

make Woodbridge man top of the national

sperm count League table so how do you

feel to be one of the most potent men in

the country well apparently they come

out at an average speed of 76 M an hour

which the way I look at it that kind of

Speedy bound to hit something I had just

idea right I was going to get a t-shirt

printed and what would it say on it

that's it in it know throughout all this

Mr vincenti as will be no surprise sat

tight lipped staring straight ahead with

his eyes this is Lauren Peterson for IBS

news Los Angeles Lauren thank you Julia

you got to say that trial has everything

I can't get over that guy is only 5'4 I

guess if nothing else it tells you that

even the Rich and Famous don't

necessarily lead happy lives it's 5:35 I

don't know it sounds like they all had a

pretty good time to Me Maybe what it's

telling you is if you're rich and famous

it's great until you murder your wife

and you got trouble worldwide

weatherwise update now with Alicia Julia

thanks putting Jensen button in poll

position although actual poll position

is occupied by Juan Pablo Montoya what I

can tell you Francis is that a few

moments ago a woman wearing glasses went

in through that door you could just see

behind me but so far she hasn't come

back out now who that woman was where

she was going or why she was wearing

glasses we just can't say it this a205

Tesco fly under looking okay a16

Shepherd's hump yep fine a312 bigots

foot we've had that already it's still

looking okay though a whole herd of

celeb stampeding to tell us about their

piles hemorrhoids cystitis it's so tacky

I'm afraid we're going to have to love

you and leave you before you go any

final thoughts well you know we've had

some fun with this story but there's a

serious side to it we tend to imagine

celebrities as a race of Godlike super

beings who lives are nothing like ours

so a lot of celebrities here are saying

to me this is a great story for them it

reminds people that they're human too

and that they have the same problems as

the rest of us and now maybe people like

us will treat them with more compassion

and understanding it's not going to

happen though is it are you kidding no

chance Josh Cashman thank you missing

you already Claudia loving you madly now

we all know Mariah Carey drinks elephant

James Flint for Lookout East beckles

James Flint with that report from

beckles interesting story sign of the

time yeah certainly is then again if

you're going to have women judges you've

got to have women murderers for them to

sentence well yes it's only fair where

do you stand on the equality of the sex

is rust well of course I'm old enough to

remember when you really didn't see that

many women oh yes the old days you had

to know where to look for them well of

course I wouldn't know anything about

that no of course not moving on moving

on so a bit warmer today Russ what sort

of a weekend have you got for us yes

indeed Sarah not too bad at all today a

little bit Breezy up around before this

next weather system out here to the West

comes walloping in bringing with it more

weather together with so if you are

thinking about going out into the

outside today might be worth taking a

car with you just in case another option

is the mass issuing of paper masks all

that coming up later on film and movie

news

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but we open this week's show with [ __ ]

Behavior that's the provocative title of

the new Todd Donna film starring July

Chiron it's build as an unflinching and

erotic look at the Dark Side Of Love and

Desire and opens across the UK this

weekend I caught up with Miss Chiron

when she flew into London for its West

End Premiere July can I just say what a

pleasure it is to be in a room with you

having spent so much time drooling over

you in Cinemas magazines and on posters

it's an absolute Delight to discover

that you're even more beautiful in

person well thanks yeah I'll try not to

drool over you here but I can't make any

promises oh good luck and I apologize in

advance if my eyes suddenly pop out on

stalks like they do in cartoons or if

anything else pops out for that matter

okay it's just scare mongering says Kate

in London the media are full of these

scare stories if it's not tomatoes that

are bad for you it's bread or water or

Ebola it's just silly Killer Tomatoes

asks Becky and hansworth whatever next

broccoli that's about all we've got time

for on the money side if we could just

sum up the mood on the markets where you

are in a word Tom brisk Michelle

sluggish Kiyoko bullish Katrina shiny

Johan Jaz Francis Xavier pornographic

Todd Kaboodle Brett no thanks unanswered

as the second's tick away here behind me

without wishing to speculate of course

will what's your sense of what some

people people are saying there in Athens

tonight about what could be unfolding in

that

hospital well of course the Greeks are a

pretty flagma lot at times like this

Francis I spoke to one old man earlier

in a cafe who didn't even bother to

reply to me managed to light up the

screen in all your films and as I say

I'm a huge fan of your body of work and

what a body it is oh no we're all going

to die I'm so scared and I've been on

anti-depressants for 6 weeks and I'm

thinking about ending it all that's from

bubbles in

marks and Spencer's underwear is still

all right that's from Sam in Essex I

think that's in relation to our earlier

Business Report these people think they

can play God but they can't only God can

play God if there is one very deep point

there that's from zman when are we going

that's probably the a417 somewhere A10

Cottages

dip don't know where that is or

that I'd be happy to see a film which

was just the camera looking at you for 2

hours that wouldn't be boring that would

be just great for me you wouldn't be

able to get me out of the cinema I'd be

glued to my seat literally they'd have

to call you in to get me to stop looking

at you but even then I'd still be stuck

to my seat you'd have to pull me off

well I can't promise that ah shame now

your new film [ __ ] Behavior cbi's

latest report showing that as working

from home increases so productivity has

fallen well roll me in bubble rep and

call me a parcel who' have thunk it

people working from home not actually

working from home any chimp worth they

chuty could have told you that Mitchell

we all know what happens when people say

they're working from home they're in the

garden ring a huge Cornish pasty down

their neck or they're down the Boozer

sinking the yeasty garle if they are on

a PC they're sitting in their pants

playing mind sweeper or checking out the

Swiss nautis surely this is a case of a

memo not worth the poster it's written

on well I think that beautiful sassy

sexy funny Charming stylish gorgeous

brilliant jaw-dropping did mentioned

sexy I think you did okay can I say it

again sexy sexy sexy sexy this will only

affect boys points out clear in Coventry

boys get the flu girls get cold so it

stands the reason that only boys will

die some thick trousers of flask of tea

and some really Stout sandwiches with

you if you are thinking of air quality

between two and three with the squinting

index up around five or even six by the

not a great day I'm afraid for the

owling Championships up there in Cumbria

and indeed it's never over and until the

fat lady sings but of course in this

case we still don't know whether Dr

apostolopoulos is indeed a lady and if

she is a lady whether or not she is fat

I certainly think it's unlikely she's

going to sing that at just 9 years old

David Macintosh could become Britain's

youngest ever mom in a statement

Catholic priests involved in illegally

downloading inappropriate music from the

internet July Chiron thank you so much

for joining us it's been an absolute

pleasure and a personal highlight of my

life you've made me the happiest man on

the planet thank you well it's been fun

yeah jly shiron there quite probably the

most delightful and glorious woman on

earth talented with it makes you sick as

does her new film [ __ ] behavior in it

Chiron is meant to be a siren Beauty and

irresistible but her performance has all

the Allure of a scab's ridden [ __ ]

who's eaten one of his legs off and then

puked it into your face by the end of

the movie I found her so unattractive

I'd rather have ogled my own Gran and

she's dead and very decomposed it's all

about as erotic as watching fat hairy

old men with pendulous breasts and

broken teeth wrestling naked in a

fishmongers [ __ ] behav President Bush

has spoken Victoria Beckham has revealed

the Prime Minister said s Bin Laden has

issued Prince Charles has made Aussie

Osborne has failed developing the

disease yourself whilst in total

isolation take lots of vitamins that's

my advice Jed uh yes indeed Francis

there is indeed something happening here

yes yes this looks very much like the

announcement we've been promised this is

it I think here he comes now just coming

as you could see out onto the ramp here

behind me here so at least we now know

that he is a he so this then at last is

Dr

aost ah now we seem to have lost Will

Parker there in Athens for the moment

yes we have lost him obviously we'll go

back to Athens as soon as we can in the

meantime other

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for

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on from Chicago to Amsterdam the plane a

union a

74 to Amsterdam from Chicago is on its

way to Amsterdam from Chicago still to

come we' have a round up of what's

coming up later that's coming up Bob

what do you got it was a courageous

performance marred only by two own goals

suggesting that a third of us are

already effectively dead there was a

time when the traditional house fire was

part of the rural scene a72 the Marite

Goose more rain there it's thought the

disease could cause up to millions of

deaths worldwide if enough people caught

it 59% of all children surveyed thought

a goose was a type of fruit and cheese

was made from straw