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Thank you, Geoffrey.
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-Mom.
-lt's only a weekend.
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Besides, at your age,
you should be able to...
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baby-sit your little sister.
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Why can't Geoffrey baby-sit her?
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Because we're giving him the weekend off.
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You mean l'm going to have to
get my own breakfast, too?
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Am l being punished for something?
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l was just asking myself
that same question.
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But, Dad, l'm only nine.
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Can't Hilary take care of herself?
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Hi, Hilary.
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Ashley, you be a good girl
while we're in Palm Springs.
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Well, l'm in a bad mood,
and somebody is going to suffer.
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Please take me with you.
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lf l could, sweetie,
l'd put you in my pocket...
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but this retreat is just for members
of the law firm and their spouses.
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No kids allowed.
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Man, this is going to be hype.
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Yo, Palm Springs,
the home of the dental floss bikini.
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Will, before you get your mojo working...
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l think there's something
you should know:
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You're not going.
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You better tell that to my mojo
because his bags is packed.
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That's Henry and Margaret.
Geoffrey, would you get that, please?
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Right away, sir.
l shall tend to my hernia a bit later.
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Uncle Phil, l don't think
you want to leave me here all weekend...
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with no adult supervision.
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Did you see that movie House Party?
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No. Did you see The Terminator?
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Mr. and Mrs. Furth.
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Kids, the limo's waiting.
We'll drive right to the helicopter.
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-Helicopter?
-l just got my license.
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My man, Henry.
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Wouldn't it be nice...
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if you could have your car
with you in Palm Springs?
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What if you could find
a nice, responsible young man...
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to drive it there for you?
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Will, that's a super idea.
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Carlton, you're a nice, responsible
young man.
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And you're an eminent,
respected attorney...
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and your wife is a dazzling beauty.
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Yo, G.
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Did you leave a vacuum cleaner on?
l just heard a loud sucking noise.
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Carlton, old sport...
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would you like to drive my Mercedes
to Palm Springs this weekend?
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You could hang around the retreat,
play some golf....
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You know, the chicks in Palm Springs
wear the skimpiest of bikinis.
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l sure could use a good game of golf.
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Good show. See you there.
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Okay, everybody.
Last one in the chopper is a rotten egg.
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-See you, kiddo.
-Be good.
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Okay. Take care.
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-See you, Dad. Have a good trip.
-Okay, son.
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Why so glum, chum?
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lt was my idea for me to drive
his car to Palm Springs.
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How come he asked you to do it?
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This is a Black thing, isn't it?
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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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HOLLYWOOD
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CALlFORNlA FRESH
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Plans for Palm Springs.
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One: Work on golf swing.
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Two: Review SAT practice book.
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Three: Ask Mr. Furth
about a summer internship.
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Four: Get the stick out of your butt!
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Way to go, Will.
You almost made us crash.
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What do you think
you're doing here anyway?
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Come on, just relax.
Pretend l'm not even here.
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Gladly.
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What you eating?
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For crying out loud.
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Can l have some?
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All right, Will.
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l'll share my snack with you
on one condition.
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When we get to Palm Springs,
you'll behave like a proper gentleman...
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and try to maintain
some sense of decorum and etiquette.
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-Understood?
-Yeah.
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Good. What do you say to an Oreo?
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l say, ''What's up, Carlton?''
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l can't believe we're lost.
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What's the name of this street?
''Arguello Drive.''
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Maybe that'll get us back to the freeway.
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Here, let me check.
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No, man. No freeways.
Carlton, look out! A low bridge!
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Look, thanks a lot, man.
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Now we got to go back and get my head!
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And l really liked that head.
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Can the yuck fest, Will.
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We're lost. And it's all your fault.
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You the one who ain't bring no map.
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-You had to go to the bathroom.
-You're the one that gave me that Shasta.
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-ls that the police?
-Punch it, man. We're in a Benz.
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Are you crazy? l call this a lucky break.
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A policeman is our pal.
We can ask him for directions.
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Listen to me, when he comes up,
keep your hands on the wheel.
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-Good evening, Officer. Carlton Banks.
-Keep your hands on the wheel.
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-Where are you headed?
-We're going to Palm Springs. And you?
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Where are you headed this fine evening?
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Good job.
Now he's gonna want to see your license.
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Right.
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Can l see your license?
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My license? l have to warn you...
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this picture was taken
without my contacts.
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And the height is a typo,
l'm actually a lot taller.
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Fool, this is not The Love Connection.
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-Vehicle registration, please.
-Just a sec.
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But the thing is, Officer, this isn't my car.
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-Get out of the car.
-What?
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He's going to tell us to get out of the car.
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-You watch too much TV.
-Get out of the car.
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Officer, honestly, l don't see the need to--
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Hey, out of the car now.
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Hey, Carlton.
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Thanks to you we're already
an hour late to bikini land.
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So when they interrogate us,
which they like to do...
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keep all your answers short and sweet.
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Will, l know how to handle this.
l'm pre-law.
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Okay, fellas, let's start at the beginning.
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-Where are you from?
-LA.
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-Not exactly--
-Next question, please.
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Let's hear what your friend has to say.
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Actually we come from Bel-Air.
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ln fact, we live two houses
away from the Reagans.
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We have the same pool man.
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And where were you headed to?
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-The desert. Next question, please.
-Not just the desert.
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Palm Springs.
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We're going to a legal retreat
at Henry Furth's villa.
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He's my father's partner
and the owner of the car we're driving.
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He is, is he?
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Then why didn't he drive it himself
to Palm Springs?
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Because his wife flew everybody
in her helicopter.
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Okay, fellas, we've had a lot of car thefts
in the area lately.
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-You want to talk about it?
-Okay, l think it's terrible.
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You making fun of me, kid?
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You're the one
who wanted to talk about it.
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Quite frankly, l think it's a matter
for the police to handle.
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Carlton, they're handling it now.
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What on earth are you talking about?
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They think we stole the Benz.
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Officers, let me call Henry Furth.
He's the owner of the car.
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He'll straighten everything out.
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Sure. And while you're at it...
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you might want to give Ron and Nancy
a ring-a-ding-ding.
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Come on. lt is up! lt's up!
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Yes!
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You bum. You miserable bum !
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What a great game.
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Would you get that, honey?
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-Hello?
-May l speak to Philip Banks?
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Thanks? For what?
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No, l said, ''Philip Banks.''
Can l speak to him?
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l don't see him. He must have stepped out.
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Can you call back later?
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No. ls Mr. Furth there?
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Yes. This is Mrs. Furth.
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Mrs. Furth, this is Carlton Banks.
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Carlton, how are you, dear?
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You've got to get a message to my father.
lt's very important. l'm in jail.
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Yale? Marvelous.
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l've got to go now. See you soon, dear.
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Philip, Vivian, Carlton just called.
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-ls everything all right?
-l should say so.
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He got into Yale.
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Yale? That's my alma mater.
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Carlton's only a sophomore.
He's not applying to college yet.
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You know Margaret.
l'm sure she got it wrong.
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lt probably wasn't Yale or Carlton.
lt probably wasn't even the phone.
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l'm not getting back in that helicopter
with her.
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lt's all right, man. Chill.
l get a phone call, too.
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C, it's all right. Chill.
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Get it.
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SHE
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Hilary, you're sitting
right next to the phone.
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l don't care. l'm your babysitter.
l command you.
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Phone.
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Let me know if it's for me.
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But, Miss Hilary, l'm off duty.
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And you're sitting right next to the phone.
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Yeah, but you're facing the phone.
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Lazy House.
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G, what up?
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This is Will, man. l need a big favor.
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l'm tired of doing favors
for you spoilt children.
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l'm off duty. l am not an animal.
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Yo, man.
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l need another phone call.
My butler hung up on me.
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Okay, fellas. You want to talk about
those other car thefts?
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l don't think you know
who you're talking to.
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l have a 3.95 grade point average...
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which would have been 4.0,
except l had to take a ceramics class...
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and my pot exploded in my kiln.
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l'm going to go to Harvard Law School,
graduate with honors...
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and then l'm going to sue you blind.
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Now give us another phone call.
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l think he likes you.
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This is terrible. l'm ruined.
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l'll be kicked out of the glee club,
l won't get into Princeton.
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l won't be admitted to the bar.
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Neither will l. The cops took my fake lD.
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Come on, man, don't give me
that my-dog-is-dead face.
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-Come on, let's sing.
-l'm not singing.
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This is just retarded.
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Come on, man, let it go. You'll feel better.
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Yo, that was dope, Bob.
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Take five?
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We got to get out of here, man.
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-That big dude is making me nervous.
-Why?
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Any time you see a White guy in jail,
you know he did something bad.
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We got to get a message to Uncle Phil.
He's a lawyer, he'll get us out of here.
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But they won't give us
any more phone calls.
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Not that it matters.
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The game was on so loud,
Mrs. Furth couldn't even hear what l said.
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-The game?
-Yeah, the football game on TV.
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That's all they do at these retreats.
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All right, we out of here. l got an idea.
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-Yo!
-Yeah.
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My buddy here is ready to confess.
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Come on! Look at this!
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-He's going for a touchdown!
-Go!
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We interrupt this gamefor a speciaI report.
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You bum !
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This is Steve Goddardof the Minuteman-21 news team...
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at the Santa Juanesta poIice station.
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The recent rash of car theftsin the PaIm Springs area...
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has been soIved, as the perpetratorswere arrested this evening.
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The ringIeader agreed to confess...
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onIy if a camera crew were presentto broadcast Iive.
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What you are about to seeis a Minuteman-21 news excIusive.
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Yeah, we done it.
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Word to Big Bird.
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We fIicked eight Benzitos, 15 Jags,and a Maserati!
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But I didn't Iike the uphoIsteryso I took it back, Jack!
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Do you have anything to say?
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Dad.
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-Aunt Viv!
-Dad!
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Who's in charge here?
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-l am.
-Let those kids out.
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-These kids are car thieves.
-You have made a big mistake.
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l don't know how you got
that bogus confession out of them...
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but those two boys haven't stolen a thing
from anyone.
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00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,482
This is the biggest amateur operation
l have seen since Mayberry R.F.D.
244
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,996
-Could you ask your wife to calm down?
-Calm yourself, Barney Fife.
245
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,563
Vivian, please.
246
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,797
Officers, l'm sure we can clear
this whole matter up quite easily.
247
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,736
Could you please sit down?
We're busy now.
248
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,206
Honey, we're about to get very busy.
249
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,976
-Sit down!
-Hey!
250
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,846
You don't talk to my wife like that.
251
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,215
Who the hell do you think you're talking--
252
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,277
Who the hell
do you think you're talking to?
253
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,915
-What's going on?
-May l help you, sir?
254
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,151
l'm Henry Furth.
255
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:44,286
Good news. Your car is safe and sound.
And we've got the perpetrators.
256
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:48,094
Those aren't the perpetrators.
Those are my partner's son and nephew.
257
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,191
Partner?
258
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,792
Legal partner.
259
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,237
l've got a few questions for you.
260
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,974
When you got this alleged confession
from them...
261
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,509
did they have a lawyer present?
262
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,343
No. Because l'm their lawyer.
Did you notify their parents?
263
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:07,008
No. Because we're their parents.
So, Officer, don't tell us to wait.
264
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,610
And don't tell us to sit down.
265
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,212
Just open that damn cell
and let those two boys out...
266
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,622
or l'll tie this place up
with so much litigation...
267
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,388
that your grandchildren
are gonna need lawyers!
268
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,996
Open the cell, Jerry.
269
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,810
Peace out, Bob.
270
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:55,632
POLlCE
271
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,875
Geoffrey, l want a duck salad.
272
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,974
When exactly do you go back on duty?
273
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,479
When your parents
walk through that door...
274
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,379
and not a moment sooner.
275
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,940
Hi. We're home.
276
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,178
Drat.
277
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,623
Hilary, how did everything go with Ashley?
278
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,624
Mother, she was a little angel.
279
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,559
She polished my nails
and cleaned out my closet.
280
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:27,827
To reward her, we went to this cafe that's
owned by John Cougar Mellencamp...
281
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,528
Kim Basinger,
and Doogie Howser's business manager.
282
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,968
And we spent the afternoon
drinking espresso.
283
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,835
You let Ashley drink espresso?
284
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,205
Hi, Mom ! Hi, Dad! Let's go play!
285
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,403
Come on, everybody, let's go play!
286
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,743
Not tonight, sweetie,
we kind of had an exhausting weekend.
287
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,511
-What happened?
-We got arrested.
288
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,452
-Arrested?
-By who? The fashion police?
289
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,924
No. The police thought
we stole Mr. Furth's car.
290
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,393
But they were just trying to do their jobs.
291
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,986
Why did they think you stole it?
292
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,760
Hilary, we've been over that all weekend.
lt's late.
293
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,357
l think we all should go to bed.
294
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,131
l don't want to. l want to play Monopoly,
l want to jump up.
295
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,139
Let's go paint my room !
296
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,708
Geoffrey, some warm milk, please.
297
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,535
-Yo, Carlton.
-Yeah?
298
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,649
Those cops
were just trying to do their jobs?
299
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,815
Don't get all bent out of shape.
300
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,716
You didn't learn anything this weekend.
301
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,347
l most certainly did. Always bring a map.
302
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,049
What?
303
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,648
lf we would have had a map...
304
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,287
we wouldn't have to drive 2 miles an hour
to find a freeway entrance...
305
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,593
and we wouldn't have been stopped.
306
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,997
Okay. l get it now.
307
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,593
We were stopped
because we were driving too slow.
308
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:43,471
We were breaking the slowness limit.
Okay, l've never heard of that law before.
309
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,975
But l did hear this other law.
310
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,740
lt's the ''if you see a Black guy driving
anything but a burned-out Pinto...
311
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,305
''you better stop him
because he stole it'' law.
312
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,748
l heard about that one.
313
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,116
But l thought it was ''the Black guy law''...
314
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,588
when in actuality,
it was the ''slowness limit law.''
315
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,750
Thank you for sharing that with me.
Good night.
316
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,761
-They were just doing their job.
-Good night, Carlton.
317
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:07,094
What's your complaint here?
We were detained for a few hours...
318
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,965
Dad cleared things up,
and we were released. The system works.
319
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,761
l hope you like that system...
320
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,273
'cause you'll be seeing a lot of it
in your lifetime.
321
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,172
Not if l bring a map.
322
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,815
You just don't get it, do you?
323
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:28,182
No map is going to save you,
and neither is your glee club...
324
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:31,188
or your fancy Bel-Air address
or who your daddy is.
325
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:34,089
When you're driving in a nice car
in a strange neighborhood...
326
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:35,490
none of that matters.
327
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,494
They only see one thing.
328
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:41,760
Maybe growing up where you did
has made you a little touchy...
329
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,427
but l think you've blown this thing
out of proportion.
330
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,562
lf you look at the facts....
331
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,139
Carlton, it's late.
332
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,077
-lt's a school day tomorrow, son.
-Yeah, okay, Dad.
333
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,044
lt was awfully nice of Mr. Furth
to help us out.
334
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,879
l'll have to write him a thank-you note.
335
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,887
lt shouldn't have happened
in the first place, son.
336
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,354
Good night.
337
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,217
Dad.
338
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,755
lf you were a policeman...
339
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,925
and you saw a car
driving 2 miles an hour...
340
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,433
wouldn't you stop it?
341
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:23,897
l asked myself that question
the first time l was stopped.
342
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,937
Good night, son.
343
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,976
l would stop it.
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