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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,998 --> 00:00:32,000 [AUDIENCE CHATTER] 2 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,403 [LIGHT LAUGHTER] 3 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,175 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING LIVELY BIG BAND MUSIC] 4 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,144 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 5 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,489 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING FLOURISH] 6 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,261 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 7 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,822 [HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING, MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG ] 8 00:02:41,796 --> 00:02:45,499 WAITRESS: ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 9 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:49,704 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 10 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,508 JEROME: ♪ Merrily we roll along Roll along ♪ 11 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:57,377 ♪ Bursting with dreams ♪ 12 00:02:57,512 --> 00:03:01,082 KT: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ 13 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:05,053 BUNKER: ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 14 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,921 MEG: ♪ Everybody merrily ♪ 15 00:03:07,055 --> 00:03:08,823 BUNKER: ♪ Merrily ♪ 16 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,660 GROUP I: ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 17 00:03:12,794 --> 00:03:16,463 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 18 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:20,200 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 19 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:23,403 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 20 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:26,074 ♪ Dreams don't die ♪ 21 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,576 ♪ So keep an eye on your dream ♪ 22 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:31,512 GROUP II: ♪ And before you know where you are, there you are ♪ 23 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:34,582 GROUP I: ♪ Time goes by and hopes go dry ♪ 24 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:39,252 ♪ But you still can try for your dream ♪ 25 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,788 MEG: ♪ Tend your dream ♪ 26 00:03:40,922 --> 00:03:42,523 GROUP II: ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 27 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,224 TYLER: ♪ Dreams take time ♪ 28 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:45,860 GROUP II: ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 29 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,929 BUNKER: ♪ Time goes by ♪ 30 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,430 GROUP II: ♪ How can you get So far off the track? ♪ 31 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:53,034 ♪ Why don't you turn around and go back? ♪ 32 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,569 MEG: ♪ Bend your dream ♪ 33 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:57,237 GROUP II: ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 34 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,207 - ♪ Where is the moment? ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ With the road ♪ 35 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,042 GROUP II: ♪ How can you miss it? Isn't it clear? ♪ 36 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:04,045 ♪ How can you let it slip out of gear? ♪ 37 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:09,050 ALL: ♪ How did you ever get there from here? ♪ 38 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:11,753 GROUP I: ♪ You roll ♪ GROUP II: ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 39 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,621 - ♪ How does it happen? ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ You just roll ♪ 40 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:14,956 GROUP II AND GROUP III: ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 41 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,691 GROUP I: ♪ Everybody roll ♪ 42 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,559 GROUP II: ♪ How does it start to go? ♪ 43 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,528 GROUP II AND GROUP III: ♪ Does it slip away slow ♪ 44 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:21,929 ALL: ♪ So you never even notice It's happening? ♪ 45 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,933 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 46 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:27,969 ALL: ♪ What was the moment? ♪ 47 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:31,572 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 48 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,077 CHARLEY AND MARY: ♪ Pick yourself a road ♪ 49 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:39,547 ♪ Get to know the countryside ♪ 50 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,448 ♪ Soon enough, you're merrily ♪ 51 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:46,220 ALL: ♪ Merrily practicing dreams ♪ 52 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,456 ♪ Dreams that will explode ♪ 53 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,627 ♪ Waking up the countryside ♪ 54 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,897 ♪ Making you feel merrily, merrily ♪ 55 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:59,100 ♪ What can go wrong? ♪ 56 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,102 - ♪ Rolling along ♪ - GROUP II: ♪ Some roads are soft ♪ 57 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,104 ♪ And some are bumpy ♪ 58 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:06,240 ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 59 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:09,442 ♪ Some rides are rough And leave you jumpy ♪ 60 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,513 ♪ Why make it tough by getting grumpy? ♪ 61 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:15,550 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 62 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:18,152 - ♪ Some roads are soft ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ One trip ♪ 63 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:21,122 GROUP II: ♪ And some are bumpy ♪ GROUP I: ♪ All you get ♪ 64 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:22,322 - ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ Is one quick ride ♪ 65 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,959 ♪ Look around a bit ♪ 66 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,459 GROUP II: ♪ Some rides are rough ♪ GROUP I: ♪ One quick ride ♪ 67 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,030 GROUP II: ♪ And leave you jumpy ♪ 68 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,799 -♪ Why make it tough ♪ -GROUP I: ♪ Through the countryside ♪ 69 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:33,100 GROUP II: ♪ By getting grumpy? ♪ GROUP I: ♪ Stay on the track ♪ 70 00:05:33,234 --> 00:05:35,636 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 71 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,505 - ♪ Never look back ♪ - ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 72 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:38,673 ALL: ♪ Never look back Never look back ♪ 73 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,007 ♪ Never look back ♪ 74 00:05:40,141 --> 00:05:40,975 ♪ Never look back, never look ♪ 75 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,310 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 76 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,377 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 77 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,113 ♪ What was the moment? ♪ 78 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,717 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 79 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,121 ♪ Bending with the road ♪ 80 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:57,325 ♪ Gliding through the countryside ♪ 81 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,061 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 82 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:03,097 ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 83 00:06:03,231 --> 00:06:06,167 ♪ Dreams that will explode ♪ 84 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:09,070 ♪ Waking up the countryside ♪ 85 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,006 ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 86 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,876 ♪ Sing 'em your song ♪ 87 00:06:15,009 --> 00:06:17,912 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 88 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,681 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 89 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:24,619 - ♪ Rolling along ♪ - ♪ Rolling a... ♪ 90 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,220 -[WHOOPS] -[LAUGHTER] 91 00:06:26,354 --> 00:06:27,722 [ THAT FRANK PLAYING] 92 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,257 Hey. 93 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,525 [LIVELY CHATTER] 94 00:06:34,362 --> 00:06:36,998 ♪ I said, "Frank, this picture Is a watershed" ♪ 95 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:39,033 Hey, let me tell you about my new... 96 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,136 ♪ I said, "Frank, one day You'll run my studio" ♪ 97 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:44,272 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 98 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,574 ♪ I said, "Frank, will you Listen to that response?" ♪ 99 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,076 ♪ I said, "Frank really knows What the public wants" ♪ 100 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:51,846 ♪ I said, "Frank, this picture Is a watershed" ♪ 101 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,247 -Know what I'm having? -What? 102 00:06:53,381 --> 00:06:54,548 Not much fun. 103 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:58,819 -Party! -Oh, my God, look at him. 104 00:06:58,953 --> 00:07:00,821 GROUP I: ♪ That Frank ♪ 105 00:07:00,955 --> 00:07:02,056 ♪ That guy is too much ♪ 106 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:03,291 Hey, the party's outside. 107 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,457 ♪ That Frank ♪ 108 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,660 Do you like the picture? 109 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,361 ♪ The platinum touch ♪ 110 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,829 How about more champagne? 111 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,097 ♪ He has taste, he has talent ♪ 112 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:11,732 ♪ Is he the best? ♪ 113 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:14,068 ♪ Plus, a fine head for business ♪ 114 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,102 - ♪ The man is blessed ♪ - ♪ That Frank ♪ 115 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,804 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 116 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:18,973 I wrote the screenplay for Frank's movie. 117 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:22,543 Your secret's safe with me. 118 00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:24,645 MEG: Frank. 119 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,614 FRANK: Oh, Tyler, I want you to meet Meg, 120 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,115 the star of my movie. 121 00:07:28,249 --> 00:07:30,651 My old friend Tyler here is the man who invented 122 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,553 the telephone answering machine. 123 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:35,756 And people are living in fear I'll invent something else. 124 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,291 GROUP I: ♪ That Frank ♪ 125 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:38,793 ♪ So, what do you do? ♪ 126 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:39,593 GROUP I: ♪ He's full of advice ♪ 127 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,695 I drink. 128 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,063 ♪ That Frank ♪ 129 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,664 No, what do you really do? 130 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:44,765 ALL: ♪ And, God, is he nice ♪ 131 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,300 I really drink. 132 00:07:46,434 --> 00:07:47,535 ♪ What a friend, what a host ♪ 133 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,170 ♪ And his work is great ♪ 134 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,404 ♪ Has a wife who is gorgeous ♪ 135 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,206 ♪ A son who's straight ♪ 136 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,274 ♪ He's a type You can easily learn to hate ♪ 137 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,442 ♪ That Frank ♪ 138 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,377 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 139 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:59,180 ♪ Who says, "Lonely at the top"? ♪ 140 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,982 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 141 00:08:01,115 --> 00:08:04,051 ♪ I say, "Let it never stop" ♪ 142 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:06,087 [LIVELY CHATTER] 143 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,556 ♪ It's our time coming through ♪ 144 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,958 ♪ All our dreams coming true ♪ 145 00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:12,994 ♪ Working hard, getting rich ♪ 146 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:15,196 -[LAUGHS] - ♪ Being happy ♪ 147 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,630 - ♪ There's a switch ♪ - ♪ That smile ♪ 148 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:17,965 BUNKER: Don't you miss writing music? 149 00:08:18,099 --> 00:08:19,033 ♪ He's hot, but he's cool ♪ 150 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,067 That was the old Frank Shepard. 151 00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:21,202 ♪ What style ♪ 152 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:22,536 This guy's the American dream. 153 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,172 ♪ And what a great pool ♪ 154 00:08:25,306 --> 00:08:27,641 ♪ If you had no idea What "charisma" meant ♪ 155 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,344 ♪ And you just can't be jealous He's such a gent ♪ 156 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:32,780 ♪ He's the kind of a man ♪ 157 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,181 - ♪ That you can't resist ♪ - ♪ That Frank ♪ 158 00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,050 -Franklin. -Meg, this is Mary Flynn. 159 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,553 Mary is my deepest, closest, best friend in all the world. 160 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,823 Congratulations on the movie. 161 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:47,294 Your performance will stay with me for a long time. 162 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,864 We go way back. 163 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,665 But seldom forward. 164 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,135 Actually, Franklin gave me the novel you wrote, 165 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,670 and I read it over and over. 166 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,040 Well, didn't you get it the first time? 167 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:01,342 Hey, gang, we've got dancing outside! 168 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:03,344 Come on! 169 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,546 ♪ I said, "Frank, you're coming down to Mexico" ♪ 170 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,383 Honestly... 171 00:09:09,518 --> 00:09:10,584 ♪ I think Frank is moving Back to Paramount ♪ 172 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,054 What? 173 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:15,122 ♪ These are the movers These are the shapers ♪ 174 00:09:15,256 --> 00:09:17,425 ♪ These are the people ♪ 175 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,193 - ♪ Who fill the papers ♪ -GROUP I: ♪ Mexico ♪ 176 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,762 MARY: ♪ These are the friends of Frank ♪ 177 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:23,631 - ♪ Moving back to Paramount ♪ - ♪ Each one a perfect blank ♪ 178 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,865 ♪ When you see a movie that's successful ♪ 179 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,167 ♪ What can you say? ♪ 180 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,169 -Congratulations! -Thank you. 181 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,237 MARY: ♪ These are the movers These are the shapers ♪ 182 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:32,273 ♪ These are the people Who give you vapors ♪ 183 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,842 ♪ 20 years ago, who'd have guessed? ♪ 184 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,645 ♪ Who'd have guessed We'd be standing here? ♪ 185 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,447 ♪ God, we would have been so impressed ♪ 186 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,282 ♪ Now we're here with the most ♪ 187 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,883 GROUP I: ♪ Mexico ♪ 188 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,485 ♪ Brilliant minds on the coast ♪ 189 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,153 GROUP II: ♪ Moving back to Paramount ♪ 190 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:48,255 ♪ And notice who is their host ♪ 191 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:49,423 -GROUP: ♪ Mexico ♪ - ♪ Beautiful, Frank ♪ 192 00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:50,591 ♪ Acapulco, Mexico ♪ 193 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,561 ♪ Beautiful, Frank ♪ 194 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,727 ♪ When you've made a movie That's successful ♪ 195 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,129 ♪ Where do you go? ♪ 196 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,464 Paramount! 197 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,598 No! 198 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,569 Here's to us. 199 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:02,603 Who's like us? 200 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:04,772 -Damn few. -Damn few. 201 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,240 Thanks, pal, for flying out. 202 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,908 [CHUCKLES] Thanks, pal, for the ticket. 203 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,076 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 204 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:10,945 I got a letter from Frankie. 205 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,913 Well, at least my son writes to you. 206 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,416 Yeah, to thank me for coming to his graduation. 207 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,451 -He didn't invite me. -He didn't invite me either. 208 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:19,653 -How is he anyway? -[SCOFFS] 209 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,622 I mean, he asked the same thing about you. 210 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,357 -Frank, look, why don't the two of you... -KT: Frank! 211 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:24,792 -...finally get on... -I am beginning my broadcast. 212 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,827 Where Franklin Shepard goes, I go, 213 00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:29,564 because that is where the A-list goes. 214 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,998 [FRANK AND KT CHUCKLE] 215 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:35,102 I just figured out what the "A" stands for. 216 00:10:36,538 --> 00:10:38,005 Now, I heard a reliable rumor 217 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:39,807 that you're selling the Malibu house. 218 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,544 You don't want it. The place doesn't even have a pool. 219 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,411 No pool? 220 00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:46,313 [LAUGHS] 221 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:50,851 In my rat's hole in New York, the john is terminally busted, 222 00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:54,155 and the kitchen should be condemned. 223 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:56,957 But no pool? 224 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,994 Trash it! 225 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,166 Let's have some coffee, Mary. 226 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,367 GROUP II: ♪ Poor Frank ♪ 227 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,768 I never drink coffee. 228 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:08,869 ♪ He handled that well ♪ 229 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,204 Caffeine isn't good for you. 230 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,739 ♪ That Frank ♪ 231 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,374 Look, I'm aware this was just a formula movie. 232 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:14,509 ♪ He's loyal as hell ♪ 233 00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:16,611 But my next picture, you wait. 234 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,648 I gave up waiting. 235 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,815 ♪ He's polite and considerate Rain or shine ♪ 236 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,884 ♪ It began when I tasted Communion wine ♪ 237 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,019 ♪ That Frank ♪ 238 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,754 [LIVELY CHATTER] 239 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,624 ♪ Who says, "Mustn't go too far"? ♪ 240 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,458 [LIVELY CHATTER] 241 00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:34,328 ♪ I say, "Look at where we are" ♪ 242 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,896 [LIVELY CHATTER] 243 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,633 ♪ It's our time coming through ♪ 244 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,901 ♪ I say, "Good, me and you" ♪ 245 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,370 ♪ I say, "Roll," I say, "Ride" ♪ 246 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:45,372 ♪ I say, "Hey, there's food outside" ♪ 247 00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:46,473 GROUP II: ♪ That Frank ♪ 248 00:11:46,608 --> 00:11:47,808 Frank's movie was fun. 249 00:11:47,942 --> 00:11:49,176 GROUP II: You'd think he'd relax 250 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,211 Frank knows what the public wants. 251 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:51,245 ♪ Not Frank ♪ 252 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,547 And Frank made a star! 253 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:53,515 ♪ He's laying new tracks ♪ 254 00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:55,382 I love a movie movie! 255 00:11:55,517 --> 00:11:57,718 ♪ If you had no idea What "charisma" meant ♪ 256 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,820 ♪ And you just can't be jealous He's such a gent ♪ 257 00:11:59,954 --> 00:12:02,022 ♪ He's the kind of a man Who could be president ♪ 258 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,857 - ♪ That Frank ♪ -[IMPERCEPTIBLE] 259 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,459 ♪ That Frank ♪ 260 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,962 ♪ That Frank ♪ 261 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,098 [LIVELY CHATTER] 262 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,100 ♪ That Frank ♪ 263 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,469 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 264 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:19,773 Frank. 265 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,409 Tonight I saw a falling star. 266 00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:23,911 I was running across the lawn, 267 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,279 and then right there in front of me, I see... 268 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,548 And what do we see in front of us? 269 00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:28,449 -A rising star. -[CHUCKLES] Oh. 270 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,150 Because no matter what the critics say 271 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:32,086 about this picture, they are certain to love you. 272 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,955 They're certain to, no matter what they say about the picture. 273 00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:37,626 The plot thins. 274 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,563 Meg, you know my wife Gussie. 275 00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:43,063 Everybody who's been to a Broadway show 276 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,131 knows Gussie Carnegie. 277 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:45,899 The hem of your garment. 278 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,469 I say, by tomorrow, 279 00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:50,904 all of that will be at your feet. 280 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:51,939 -Oh. -[CHUCKLES] 281 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,276 Scotty, that's the Valley. 282 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,811 Have you been outside all this time? 283 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,781 It's customary when you give a party to attend it. 284 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:02,684 Did you sing? 285 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,252 No one asked. 286 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,589 MEG: Franklin. FRANK: Later. 287 00:13:07,722 --> 00:13:08,989 You're ignoring me. 288 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,824 Yes, I am. 289 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,260 -I've got feelings. -And I've got a wife. 290 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,464 I love you so much. 291 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,704 And I love you, too. 292 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,305 [TYLER CLEARS THROAT] 293 00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:26,407 Anyway, I'm off. Tomorrow I fly to New York. 294 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:27,941 While you're there, 295 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,478 do not miss the new Charles Kringas play. 296 00:13:31,613 --> 00:13:33,213 That is the only show in years 297 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,518 that actually deserves its Pulitzer Prize. [CHUCKLES] 298 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:40,689 I say, in every generation, there's one playwright. 299 00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:47,061 Oh, my God, what did I say? 300 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,297 [CHUCKLES] Don't you know that in this joint, 301 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:55,336 you must never, ever mention the name Charles Kringas? 302 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,137 -Mary, for God's sake. -MARY: Yeah, see, 303 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,506 Charley, Frank and I were once 304 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,441 these devoted, inseparable friends. 305 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,343 GUSSIE: Would anyone care to come outside? 306 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,311 Up until that famous television interview 307 00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:06,781 where Charley, in front of the whole nation... 308 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,849 -Mary, enough! -Mary, I've warned you. 309 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,752 Hey, the house numbers are in from the East Coast. 310 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,919 And it went through the roof. 311 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,455 [CHEERING, EXCITED CHATTER] 312 00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:18,492 "The surprise of Darkness Before Dawn 313 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:22,630 "is Meg Kincaid, a starry-eyed find." 314 00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:24,766 TYLER: To Franklin Shepard, 315 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,867 who I've known ever since we started out together 316 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,170 back in a crummy little Greenwich Village saloon. 317 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,005 JEROME: To Frank Shepard, 318 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:35,909 congratulations to the client every lawyer dreams of: 319 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,479 Forty years old, a hit in New York, 320 00:14:38,613 --> 00:14:40,881 -now a hit in Hollywood... -[GROUP WHOOPS] 321 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,350 -...married to this Broadway legend... -Oh, stop. 322 00:14:43,484 --> 00:14:47,087 ...surrounded by the people who work for him, by his money... 323 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,923 -[LAUGHTER, LIVELY CHATTER] -[LOUD CLANKING] 324 00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,326 [CHATTER STOPS] 325 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,329 Are we making speeches? 326 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,868 To Franklin Shepard... 327 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,034 [MOCKINGLY] ...the producer, 328 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,538 the man who has everything. 329 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:04,606 [CHUCKLES] 330 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:07,141 And... [CHUCKLES] 331 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:11,044 fat, drunk and finished... 332 00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,749 I would rather be me any day. 333 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,555 Well, look at the time. I've got to go to bed. 334 00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:22,423 He'll wait. Hoo-hoo-hoo, call him. 335 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:23,758 -GUSSIE: Get out of here, drunk. -Gussie. 336 00:15:23,892 --> 00:15:25,125 GUSSIE: Get that fat sot out of here. 337 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,260 FRANK: Mary, may I take your glass? 338 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,261 No, you may not take my glass. 339 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,797 -Frank. -Oh, my God. 340 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,097 GUSSIE: Frank! 341 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,700 [LAUGHTER] 342 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,436 [LAUGHING] 343 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,337 MARY: Well... 344 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:41,141 now I won't be invited back. 345 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,976 Well, please don't all feel you have to leave 346 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,244 just because I'm leaving. 347 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,979 [GROUP CHATTERING] 348 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,314 First, attention. 349 00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:51,018 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 350 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,253 -I said "attention"! -[CHATTER STOPS] 351 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,256 Are you all listening? Because I have something I must say. 352 00:15:57,692 --> 00:16:01,028 You are all junk. 353 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,667 [SOFTLY] And you... 354 00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:10,270 [SNIFFLES] 355 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,439 You deserve them. 356 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,779 [MARY SNIFFLES] 357 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,954 Damn sad. 358 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,690 TERRY: Isn't she somebody? DORY: No, she's a critic. 359 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,324 JEROME: She wrote a bestseller once. 360 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,025 I would never have believed it. 361 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,595 She's finally out of Frank's life. 362 00:16:33,728 --> 00:16:36,096 Yeah, and the loss is unbearable. 363 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,799 MEG: [WINCES] Ow. DORY: What happened? 364 00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:39,333 SCOTTY: Ooh, she cut her hand on a piece of glass. 365 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,735 MEG: Oh, no, no. It's nothing. Please, no. 366 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,469 No, Meg's cut her hand rather badly. 367 00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,037 -No, honestly, it's nothing. -Ru, go get something. 368 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,508 -Get some iodine. -Oh, see. [CLEARS THROAT] 369 00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:48,308 When you're young and the star, 370 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:52,212 how the slightest thing and you're everybody's focus. 371 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,480 [CHUCKLES] 372 00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:54,983 Bitch. 373 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,451 It's stopping. I'm just going to let it air out. 374 00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,319 You two sure know how to bring down a curtain. 375 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,321 I've got the iodine. Where's the patient? 376 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,891 Down at the foot of the lawn. 377 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,192 -Doing her fawn imitation. -RU: Mr. Shepard. 378 00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:07,996 Frank. 379 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,564 Before I go, I just want to know: 380 00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:12,232 How do I get to be you? 381 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,668 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 382 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,070 The worst vice in the world is advice, 383 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,806 so I don't give any. 384 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,308 Hey. 385 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,114 Don't just write what you know. 386 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,918 Write what you know. 387 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,486 Now get out of here. 388 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,297 GUSSIE: "The worst vice is advice"? 389 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,098 Did you get that off a T-shirt, Frank? 390 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,937 I'm sorry. What's wrong? 391 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,538 You and that little punchboard are what's wrong. 392 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,006 Please, please don't do this. 393 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,373 We've got a party going on out there. 394 00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:54,842 You may have betrayed me, 395 00:17:54,976 --> 00:17:56,143 but you are not going to humiliate me. 396 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,745 Gussie, when are you gonna let it go? 397 00:17:57,879 --> 00:17:59,279 I never said you were too old for the part. 398 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,782 The studio said you were too old for the part. 399 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:01,749 To think I divorced a husband who worshipped 400 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,383 the ground I walked on 401 00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:04,852 to marry a pitiful excuse for a man like you. 402 00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:06,286 I've made only one mistake in my life, 403 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,723 but I've made it over and over and over. 404 00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:10,892 That was saying yes when I meant no. 405 00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:13,561 -Forgive me. -Don't you dare... 406 00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:16,163 All right, you want to know if it's true? It's true. 407 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,966 But what you would never understand is she's sensitive. 408 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,634 She cares. She's an inspiration. 409 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,536 She's the raft that keeps me from drowning. 410 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:22,770 Pathetic. 411 00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:24,404 After all these years, 412 00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:25,773 I finally have to hand it to Charley Kringas. 413 00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:27,441 That driven little runt 414 00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,109 was always the one smart enough to read your label. 415 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,645 And I envy Charley Kringas every day of my life. 416 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,847 [LAUGHS] Hilarious. 417 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,449 This coming from a man whose work isn't remembered 418 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,085 by the time audiences reach the parking lot! 419 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,753 I swear, if I could go back to the beginning, 420 00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:40,420 if I could somehow be starting over with Charley, 421 00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:42,090 writing shows, trying to change the world, 422 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,659 I would give all this up like that. 423 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:47,160 GUSSIE: Oh, you've lied to yourself so long, 424 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,496 you probably believe that. 425 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:54,334 Do you really not see that I'm ashamed of all this? 426 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,773 That I'm as sick of myself as you are? 427 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,542 I'm just acting like it all matters 428 00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,276 so people can't see how much I hate my life 429 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,647 and how much I wish the whole goddamn thing was over. 430 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,650 I found her running along the lawn, singing. 431 00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,585 -Ah, sorry. Here. -Now, stand still and let me put 432 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,185 -some iodine on that hand. -Okay. 433 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,722 My significant other and I want to say good night. 434 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,223 GUSSIE: Meg! 435 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,126 My husband was just telling me 436 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,827 that you're the starry-eyed slut 437 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,963 -that keeps him from drowning. -Gussie, stop it! 438 00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:23,631 GUSSIE: Oh, absolutely, Frank. I will stop it. 439 00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:26,100 But maybe she won't be so starry-eyed now. 440 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:30,004 -[MEG SCREAMING] -[FRANTIC CHATTER] 441 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:32,907 GUSSIE: He was sleeping with her, Dory! 442 00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,409 You said we were finished, Frank! 443 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:37,612 Well, now we're finished! 444 00:19:37,745 --> 00:19:41,381 [DISTANTLY] You and her and me and every goddamn thing 445 00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:43,051 is finished! 446 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,752 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, FIRST TRANSITION ] 447 00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:49,991 SCOTTY: ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 448 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,860 GROUP: ♪ What was the moment? ♪ 449 00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:59,067 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 450 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:03,871 BUNKER: ♪ Dreams don't die So keep an eye on your dream ♪ 451 00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:06,440 GROUP: ♪ Or before you know Where you are, there you are ♪ 452 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,375 ♪ Roads may wind ♪ 453 00:20:08,509 --> 00:20:11,344 ♪ And you may find What you've left behind ♪ 454 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:15,183 - ♪ Is your dream ♪ - ♪ Dream ♪ 455 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,753 - ♪ Tend your dream ♪ - ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 456 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:22,389 - ♪ Dreams take time ♪ - GROUP II: ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 457 00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,192 ♪ Time goes by ♪ 458 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,861 ♪ How can you get so far off the track? ♪ 459 00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:29,997 ♪ Why don't you turn around and go back? ♪ 460 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:32,432 - TERRY: ♪ Bend your dream ♪ - ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 461 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,401 - ♪ Where is the moment? ♪ - ♪ With the road ♪ 462 00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:38,039 ♪ When did the road behind disappear? ♪ 463 00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:41,542 ♪ Where did you let things Slip out of gear? ♪ 464 00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:46,080 GROUP: ♪ How did you ever get to be here? ♪ 465 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:49,884 - ♪ 1975 ♪ - ♪ 1974 ♪ 466 00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:53,386 ♪ 1973 ♪ 467 00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:55,857 [SONG ENDS] 468 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:57,959 [ GOOD THING GOING (GOING GONE) BY FRANK SINATRA PLAYS] 469 00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:01,963 And that is Frank Sinatra singing Good Thing Going 470 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:06,234 from the Broadway and film hit Musical Husbands. 471 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,002 The composers of that show, 472 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,571 Franklin Shepard and Charles Kringas, 473 00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:12,640 are in our studio tonight, 474 00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:15,810 and we will be meeting and talking with them. 475 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,112 But first, the news. 476 00:21:18,246 --> 00:21:19,279 Hal? 477 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,414 [DRAMATIC NEWS THEME PLAYING] 478 00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:28,089 The lead-in story from tonight's edition 479 00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:29,957 of "News from New York." 480 00:21:30,091 --> 00:21:31,993 Today our nation is at long last 481 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,962 celebrating a ceasefire in Vietnam, 482 00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:37,832 the tragic death toll there now having cost 483 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:42,402 nearly 46,000 American lives. 484 00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:43,805 Judy? 485 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:47,675 On the local front, Mayor Abe Beame... 486 00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:49,277 MAKEUP ARTIST: Well, Mr. Kringas, what do you think? 487 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,978 I think my worst nightmare has come true. 488 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:53,313 -I look like Richard Nixon. -Charley. 489 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,849 -MARY: Oh, Charley! -No, Mary. 490 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,383 -No, do not speak to me. -Oh! 491 00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:58,085 This whole goddamn thing is your fault. 492 00:21:58,219 --> 00:21:59,620 I don't know why, in Christ's name, 493 00:21:59,754 --> 00:22:01,022 I let you talk me into this humiliation. 494 00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:02,590 Here is the drink you ordered, Miss Flynn. 495 00:22:02,723 --> 00:22:04,491 -Ooh. -Oh, Mary, how thoughtful. 496 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,061 Oh, come on, Charley. I need a drink. 497 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,230 Yeah, one drink. What would you like? 498 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,331 A bottle of vodka and a straw. 499 00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:14,035 -Where's Frank? -Frank? 500 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,469 Probably off signing to score another movie 501 00:22:16,604 --> 00:22:18,005 or closing a record deal. 502 00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:19,607 I can only tell you where Frank never is, 503 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,509 and that is with me, working on our show. 504 00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:24,045 All right, well, when I called KT to set up this interview, 505 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,847 I made it very clear 506 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,815 that the only thing you two were here to talk about... 507 00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:29,650 [EXCLAIMS] 508 00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:32,286 was your next show and how long you both been working on it. 509 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,921 Oh, Mary, since Frank married Gussie, 510 00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:35,990 the only working he knows is working the room. 511 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:38,759 And just where did he learn that, Charley? 512 00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:41,494 Off on that goddamn yacht is where. 513 00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:44,832 And, wait, who was it who sent him off on that goddamn yacht? 514 00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:46,300 -I say to hell with Frank. -Ugh. 515 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:49,003 Look, I have started a play all on my own. 516 00:22:49,136 --> 00:22:50,872 And if Frank doesn't show up in the next 30 seconds, 517 00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:52,340 me, I am walking right out that door. 518 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,841 Look, Charley, I know Frank. 519 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:56,443 If you connect with him again, 520 00:22:56,577 --> 00:23:00,214 if you commit the guy today, publicly, 521 00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:02,984 I swear, by tomorrow, you two are gonna be 522 00:23:03,117 --> 00:23:05,418 back together working again. 523 00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:08,388 You got to help save him, Charley. 524 00:23:08,522 --> 00:23:10,725 -[OLD FRIENDS (PART 1) PLAYS] -♪ Hey, old friend ♪ 525 00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:13,895 ♪ What do you say, old friend? ♪ 526 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:17,331 - ♪ Make it okay, old friend ♪ -[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 527 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:20,433 ♪ Give the old friendship a break ♪ 528 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,571 ♪ Why so grim? ♪ 529 00:23:23,704 --> 00:23:27,642 ♪ We're going on forever ♪ 530 00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:30,344 ♪ You, me, him ♪ 531 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:33,446 ♪ Too many lives are at stake ♪ 532 00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:37,685 ♪ Friends this long ♪ 533 00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:41,188 ♪ Has to mean something strong ♪ 534 00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:44,491 ♪ So, if our old friend's wrong ♪ 535 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:48,129 ♪ Shouldn't an old friend come through? ♪ 536 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:50,731 ♪ It's us, old friend ♪ 537 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:52,366 ♪ What's to discuss ♪ 538 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,502 ♪ Old... [GRUNTS] ...friend? ♪ 539 00:23:55,536 --> 00:23:57,038 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 540 00:23:57,872 --> 00:24:00,942 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 541 00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:04,779 ♪ Damn few ♪ 542 00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:06,247 [MARY CHUCKLES] 543 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:08,215 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, LIKE IT WAS ] 544 00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:13,854 ♪ Charley ♪ 545 00:24:13,988 --> 00:24:16,958 ♪ Why can't it be like it was? ♪ 546 00:24:17,091 --> 00:24:20,761 ♪ I liked it the way that it was ♪ 547 00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,097 ♪ Charley, you and me ♪ 548 00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:27,635 ♪ We were nicer then ♪ 549 00:24:27,768 --> 00:24:29,637 ♪ We were nice ♪ 550 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:33,674 ♪ Kids and cities and trees were nice ♪ 551 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:35,443 ♪ Everything ♪ 552 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:38,512 ♪ I don't know who we are any more ♪ 553 00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:42,016 ♪ And I'm starting not to care ♪ 554 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,952 ♪ Look at us, Charley ♪ 555 00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:47,955 ♪ Nothing's the way that it was ♪ 556 00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:51,959 ♪ I want it the way that it was ♪ 557 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:57,665 ♪ Help me stop remembering then ♪ 558 00:24:57,798 --> 00:25:01,168 ♪ Don't you remember? ♪ 559 00:25:01,302 --> 00:25:02,803 ♪ It was good ♪ 560 00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:05,873 ♪ It was really good ♪ 561 00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:10,144 ♪ Help me out, Charley ♪ 562 00:25:10,277 --> 00:25:13,681 ♪ Make it like it was ♪ 563 00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:15,416 Come on. Ugh. 564 00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:18,152 Look, we both know it was better, Charley, 565 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,021 the three of us. 566 00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:23,691 And you, come on. Mary, we are not the three of us anymore. 567 00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:27,495 Now we are one and one and one. 568 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,263 ♪ Charley ♪ 569 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:32,233 ♪ Nothing's the way that it was ♪ 570 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:36,237 ♪ I want it the way that it was ♪ 571 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:42,209 ♪ God knows, things were easier then ♪ 572 00:25:42,343 --> 00:25:45,212 ♪ Trouble is, Charley ♪ 573 00:25:45,346 --> 00:25:49,950 ♪ That's what everyone does ♪ 574 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:54,288 ♪ Blames the way it is ♪ 575 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:58,626 ♪ On the way it was ♪ 576 00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:03,197 ♪ On the way it never ♪ 577 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:08,436 ♪ Ever ♪ 578 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:14,475 ♪ Was ♪ 579 00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:16,710 Jesus, Mary. 580 00:26:16,844 --> 00:26:19,280 After all these years, you're still in love with the guy? 581 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,016 [CHUCKLING] 582 00:26:22,149 --> 00:26:25,252 [VOICE BREAKING] You got to help save me, then, Charley. 583 00:26:25,386 --> 00:26:27,254 KT: Charley, Frank, we are on the commercial break, 584 00:26:27,388 --> 00:26:28,622 and then it's us. Follow me. 585 00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:30,291 -Frank isn't here. -He isn't here? 586 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:31,826 Where the hell is Frank? 587 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,327 Frank is here, and Frank is sorry. 588 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:34,995 But ever since Gussie and I got married, 589 00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:38,065 life is this series of meetings, meetings, meetings. 590 00:26:38,199 --> 00:26:39,700 -Hey, pal! -Hey, pal. Long time no see. 591 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,068 FRANK: Oh, and I missed you, buddy. 592 00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:42,770 -Mm. -And, Mary... 593 00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:45,806 [CHUCKLES] Oh, God, Mary, you look wonderful. 594 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:46,941 Lost a little weight? 595 00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:49,076 A hundred and eighty pounds. 596 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,778 He still calls, though. 597 00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:52,012 [FINGERS SNAP] 598 00:26:52,146 --> 00:26:53,647 Please, Frank. 599 00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,382 Frank, in the chair. Charley, you come with me. 600 00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:57,818 GUSSIE: KT, I think... 601 00:26:57,952 --> 00:27:00,087 I think I saw my ex-husband hovering around outside. 602 00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:01,822 Could you see to it that nobody's allowed in? 603 00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:03,324 He's become the eternal sponge. 604 00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:04,658 -Got it. Charley, move, please. -Thank you. 605 00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:06,460 -We got to go! -Excuse me. 606 00:27:06,595 --> 00:27:08,896 Mrs. Shepard, I know this is inappropriate, 607 00:27:09,029 --> 00:27:11,999 but I wrote a film script, Darkness Before Dawn, 608 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,734 that is so perfect for you. 609 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,270 It is inappropriate. 610 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:18,939 Give it to me. 611 00:27:19,073 --> 00:27:20,609 I have accepted that if I don't want people 612 00:27:20,741 --> 00:27:23,978 handing me scripts, then I can never go out. 613 00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:27,414 Frank, did you tell Mary about closing the three-picture deal? 614 00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:28,916 Uh, no. 615 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:31,252 But please let me be the one to tell Charley. 616 00:27:31,385 --> 00:27:32,621 I am waiting to choose the exact moment. 617 00:27:32,753 --> 00:27:34,188 Oh, God. 618 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,357 I've explained to Frank: 619 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,859 You compose a Broadway show, you're something in New York, 620 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:41,462 but you produce a movie, 621 00:27:41,596 --> 00:27:43,430 you're something all over the world. 622 00:27:43,565 --> 00:27:44,832 Frank, we're up! We got to move. 623 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,101 Oh. 624 00:27:48,202 --> 00:27:49,170 Gussie. 625 00:27:49,870 --> 00:27:51,338 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 626 00:27:51,472 --> 00:27:52,673 Hiya, Gus. 627 00:27:52,806 --> 00:27:54,708 -Oh, Joe. -JOE: You look great. 628 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,545 [CHUCKLES] You've caught me in the middle, Joe. 629 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,479 Yeah, I was hoping, I was, I was... [CHUCKLES] 630 00:27:58,613 --> 00:27:59,780 I was hoping... 631 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:05,886 I was hoping maybe you could spare me 100 or so. 632 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,323 GUSSIE: Joe. Joe, I... 633 00:28:09,456 --> 00:28:10,891 God. 634 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:13,562 You can't keep doing this to me, Joe. 635 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:14,828 Now, this... 636 00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:17,865 this is the last time. 637 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:22,537 I'm lining up backers for my next play. 638 00:28:22,671 --> 00:28:24,004 Oh. 639 00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:26,707 Excuse me, Joe. 640 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,075 -They're waiting for me. -Yep. 641 00:28:30,811 --> 00:28:32,547 [SIGHS] 642 00:28:32,681 --> 00:28:33,847 GUSSIE: I'm sorry. 643 00:28:37,084 --> 00:28:39,086 [NEWS THEME PLAYING] 644 00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:46,561 And now our evening's top news story. 645 00:28:46,695 --> 00:28:49,063 Today the Supreme Court made its final ruling 646 00:28:49,196 --> 00:28:50,798 legalizing abortion. 647 00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:53,267 The court stated abortion should be a decision 648 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,769 between a woman and her physician. 649 00:28:55,903 --> 00:29:00,007 A longtime controversy now ended. 650 00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,209 Judy? 651 00:29:02,343 --> 00:29:03,545 [FRANK SINATRA SINGING IN BACKGROUND] 652 00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:05,212 For those who have tuned in late, 653 00:29:05,346 --> 00:29:07,948 we are hearing Frank Sinatra singing the hit song 654 00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:11,118 by Franklin Shepard and Charles Kringas, 655 00:29:11,252 --> 00:29:14,221 our next guests live from New York. 656 00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:17,191 Oh, and, Frank, I cannot thank you enough for this favor. 657 00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:19,927 "Favor"? After what you did for me during my divorce? 658 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,428 That's why we're here. 659 00:29:21,563 --> 00:29:23,097 -Oh, and how's your son? -Want to see a picture? 660 00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:27,067 No, but do that on air, and I'll coo, and I'll tear, 661 00:29:27,201 --> 00:29:28,603 and I'll carry on like a mad thing. 662 00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:31,606 -[CHUCKLES] -People love cheap sentiment. 663 00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,475 And I understand congratulations are in order. 664 00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:36,310 I hear you just signed a three-picture deal 665 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444 to produce movies. 666 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:40,649 -Where'd you hear that? -KT: Now, don't worry. 667 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:43,784 I understand I'm not supposed to bring it up on the air. 668 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:46,153 I think you weren't supposed to bring it up in front of me. 669 00:29:46,287 --> 00:29:49,790 Oh? Oh. 670 00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:52,026 Charley, I was waiting for the exact moment to tell you. 671 00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:53,528 But, see, it doesn't change our plan. 672 00:29:53,662 --> 00:29:55,262 It's only two or three months at a time. 673 00:29:55,396 --> 00:29:56,765 Frank, it is always two or three months at a time. 674 00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:58,098 I haven't even signed the contract yet. 675 00:29:58,232 --> 00:29:59,534 Do you know how long I have sat 676 00:29:59,668 --> 00:30:01,468 and waited for you to finish this project? 677 00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:02,771 Hold it for one second, guys, will you? We're just about on. 678 00:30:02,903 --> 00:30:03,971 Charley, I have a son to support. 679 00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:05,674 I have an ex-wife draining me. 680 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,107 What happens if we finish this show, we get it on, 681 00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:08,442 and they say it's no good? 682 00:30:08,576 --> 00:30:09,810 Frank, I have four kids to support. 683 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:11,312 I don't give a rat's ass what they say. 684 00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:13,280 If I say it's good, if you say it's good... 685 00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:14,982 -[BELL RINGS] -Okay, fellas, we're just about to start. 686 00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:15,849 He only knows it's good if it makes a fucking fortune. 687 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,786 Hi! We're back. 688 00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:21,523 And welcome to "Today in New York's Celebrity Spot." 689 00:30:21,656 --> 00:30:24,793 Here next to me, we have two brilliantly talented people. 690 00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,728 The gentleman on my right is... 691 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:30,197 Oh, uh, Franklin Shepard. 692 00:30:30,331 --> 00:30:31,999 -I almost forgot. -[CHUCKLES] And? 693 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,302 And he is. Why would he lie? 694 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:39,907 And I have no idea who I am. 695 00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:44,144 This is my great friend and even greater collaborator, 696 00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:45,747 Charley Kringas. 697 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:48,315 They are the songwriters for Musical Husbands, 698 00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:51,285 both the show and the movie. 699 00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:53,187 They also wrote Sweet Sorrow. 700 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,691 And their newest collaboration will be called Take a Left. 701 00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:58,859 But more about that later. 702 00:30:58,992 --> 00:31:01,061 Apparently much later. 703 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:04,331 And you recently married the star of those shows, 704 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:05,866 Gussie Carnegie. 705 00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:08,402 -Did you not? -Yes, that's correct. 706 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:10,605 And I'm married to Evelyn. 707 00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:15,442 Now, all of Broadway says 708 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:18,078 that you two are the next Rodgers and Hammerstein, 709 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:19,581 Lerner and Loewe. 710 00:31:19,714 --> 00:31:22,015 -Irving and Berlin. -[CHUCKLING] 711 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,318 Let's start at the beginning. 712 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:26,086 You're both from Chicago. 713 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,857 You both went to the same school and the same college? 714 00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:31,358 Uh, nope. Me, Columbia. Him, Juilliard. 715 00:31:31,492 --> 00:31:35,730 So, your entire lives you've been very, very close friends. 716 00:31:35,864 --> 00:31:36,897 Until today. 717 00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,166 FRANK: Like all partners, 718 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,068 we have had fights and other commitments, 719 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:43,538 but the magic is only there when it's me and Charley. 720 00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:45,707 Charley and me. 721 00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:48,208 I love it. 722 00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:49,611 Now, how do you two work together? 723 00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:52,547 Oh. May I answer that? 724 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,681 Please. 725 00:31:54,816 --> 00:31:55,949 How do we work together? 726 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:57,886 Sure. 727 00:31:58,686 --> 00:32:00,954 Well, he goes... 728 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,423 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 729 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:03,991 And I go... 730 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,260 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 731 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:08,195 -♪ And soon we're ♪ -[ FRANKLIN SHEPARD, INC. PLAYING] 732 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:09,229 - ♪ Humming along ♪ -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 733 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:10,964 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 734 00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:13,100 ♪ And that's called writing a song ♪ 735 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:15,269 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 736 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:16,170 - ♪ Then he goes ♪ - [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 737 00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:18,238 ♪ And I go ♪ 738 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:19,908 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 739 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,876 ♪ And the phone goes, "Drrrrring!" ♪ 740 00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:23,578 ♪ And he goes, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 741 00:32:23,711 --> 00:32:25,279 ♪ "Yes, Jerome," mutter, "No, Jerome" ♪ 742 00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:26,648 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 743 00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:29,016 ♪ That's his lawyer, Jerome ♪ 744 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:30,017 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter "Do it, Jerome" ♪ 745 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:30,951 Click, "Sorry, Charley" 746 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:31,952 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 747 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:33,020 ♪ So I go ♪ 748 00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:34,288 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 749 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:35,623 ♪ And he goes ♪ 750 00:32:35,757 --> 00:32:37,391 -[LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] -[SIGHS] 751 00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:38,793 ♪ And I go ♪ 752 00:32:38,927 --> 00:32:40,294 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 753 00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:42,797 ♪ And soon we're tapping away ♪ 754 00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:44,498 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 755 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,867 ♪ "Bzz!" "Sorry, Charley" "Bzz!" ♪ 756 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,602 ♪ It's the secretary, "Bzz!" ♪ 757 00:32:47,735 --> 00:32:48,803 ♪ On the intercom, "Yes, Ms. Bzz" ♪ 758 00:32:48,937 --> 00:32:50,772 ♪ "It's a messenger" ♪ 759 00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,907 ♪ "Thanks, Ms. Bzz Will you tell him to wait? ♪ 760 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,075 ♪ "Will you order the car? Will you call up the bank? ♪ 761 00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:57,277 ♪ "Will you wire the coast? Will you..."'Drrrrring!'" ♪ 762 00:32:57,411 --> 00:32:59,179 ♪ "Sorry, Charley" Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 763 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:01,048 ♪ "Sell the stock," mutter "Buy the rights" ♪ 764 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,684 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 765 00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:03,984 ♪ "Bzz!" "Let me put you on hold" ♪ 766 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:05,152 ♪ "Bzz!" "Yes, Ms. Bzz" ♪ 767 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,120 ♪ "It's the interview" ♪ 768 00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:09,289 ♪ "Thanks, Ms. Bzz Will you tell him to wait? ♪ 769 00:33:09,423 --> 00:33:10,925 ♪ "Will you wire the car? Will you order the coast? ♪ 770 00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:12,993 ♪ "Will you send up the bank?" ♪ 771 00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:14,796 ♪ And the telephones blink And the stocks get sold ♪ 772 00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,129 ♪ And the rest of us he keeps on hold ♪ 773 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:17,699 ♪ And he's into making movies ♪ 774 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:19,534 ♪ And he's now a corporation, right ♪ 775 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,301 ♪ So I play at home With my wife and kids ♪ 776 00:33:21,435 --> 00:33:23,003 ♪ And I wait to hear the movie bids ♪ 777 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:24,706 ♪ And I've got a little sailboat ♪ 778 00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,106 ♪ And I'm into meditation, right ♪ 779 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,376 ♪ He flies off to California ♪ 780 00:33:29,511 --> 00:33:33,046 ♪ I discuss him with my shrink ♪ 781 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:36,818 ♪ That's the story of the way we work ♪ 782 00:33:36,951 --> 00:33:39,554 ♪ Me and Franklin Shepard, Inc. ♪ 783 00:33:39,687 --> 00:33:42,557 -[MUSIC STOPS] -I am beginning to enjoy this. 784 00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:46,728 I promise to be honest if you promise to handle the lawsuit. 785 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:49,531 Now, Frank, when you do work together, 786 00:33:49,664 --> 00:33:51,265 I have always been curious, 787 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:55,003 which generally comes first, the words or the music? 788 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:56,370 -Generally, the contract. -Oh. 789 00:33:58,205 --> 00:33:59,406 That sounds like you think making money 790 00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:01,009 is a bad thing for an artist. 791 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:02,442 Sorry, money? 792 00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:03,878 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 793 00:34:04,012 --> 00:34:05,445 Did I say "money"? 794 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,581 [ELECTRONIC RIFF PLAYS] 795 00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:08,550 ♪ No, I like ♪ 796 00:34:08,683 --> 00:34:11,084 ♪ Money a lot, hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 797 00:34:11,218 --> 00:34:13,353 ♪ I mean, it's better than not ♪ 798 00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:15,023 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 799 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:16,658 ♪ But when it's ♪ 800 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:19,059 [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] Money. Money. 801 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,360 When you're into... [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] 802 00:34:21,361 --> 00:34:22,362 Money... 803 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:25,098 And you should be... 804 00:34:25,867 --> 00:34:27,035 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 805 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,435 Listen. 806 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:30,304 Frank does the money thing very well. 807 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:33,440 But you know what? Other people do it better. 808 00:34:33,575 --> 00:34:37,110 Yeah, and Frank does the music thing very well. 809 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:38,245 And you know what? 810 00:34:39,581 --> 00:34:41,448 No one does it better. 811 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,450 ♪ Still, the telephones blink And the buzzers buzz ♪ 812 00:34:43,585 --> 00:34:45,587 ♪ And I really don't know what he does ♪ 813 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,889 ♪ But he makes a ton of money And a lot of it for me ♪ 814 00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:50,592 ♪ Right, so I think, "Okay" And I start a play ♪ 815 00:34:50,725 --> 00:34:52,827 ♪ But he somehow knows, 'Cause right away ♪ 816 00:34:52,961 --> 00:34:54,662 ♪ It's, "Drrrrring!" "Hiya, buddy ♪ 817 00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:56,631 ♪ "Want to write a show? I got a great idea ♪ 818 00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:58,432 ♪ "We'll own all the rights With a two-week out ♪ 819 00:34:58,566 --> 00:35:00,334 ♪ "And a turnaround on the guarantee ♪ 820 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:02,070 ♪ "Plus a gross percent of the billing clause" ♪ 821 00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:05,907 ♪ And there I am in California ♪ 822 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,744 ♪ Talking deals and turning pink ♪ 823 00:35:09,877 --> 00:35:13,447 ♪ Back in business, and I mean just that ♪ 824 00:35:13,581 --> 00:35:16,149 ♪ Back with Franklin Shepard, Inc. ♪ 825 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:20,955 ♪ Very sneaky how it happens ♪ 826 00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:24,692 ♪ Much more sneaky than you think ♪ 827 00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:28,462 ♪ You start with nothing but a song to sing ♪ 828 00:35:28,596 --> 00:35:30,364 ♪ And next, you're Franklin Shepard... ♪ 829 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:32,634 Wait a second, wait one second. I am getting in too deep here. 830 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,301 Franklin, let me ask you... 831 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:35,903 You see, Frank and I are not that kind of close. 832 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,439 -Not like we used to be. -Now, Frank... 833 00:35:39,574 --> 00:35:41,576 And friendship is like a garden. 834 00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:45,947 You have to water it and tend it and care about it. 835 00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:49,316 And you know what? I miss it. 836 00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:51,986 And I want it back. 837 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,988 -Look. -[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 838 00:35:54,122 --> 00:35:57,224 ♪ Nothing permanent has happened ♪ 839 00:35:57,357 --> 00:36:01,461 ♪ It's just a temporary kink ♪ 840 00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:06,100 ♪ Friendship's something You don't really lose ♪ 841 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,969 Ladies and gentlemen, don't let me lose 842 00:36:08,102 --> 00:36:12,272 the greatest composer any lyricist has ever had. 843 00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:13,775 Phone him. Write him. 844 00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:15,643 Stop him on the street. You will recognize him. 845 00:36:15,777 --> 00:36:17,545 He's the one going through his checkbook. 846 00:36:19,147 --> 00:36:23,685 And tell that man to get back to his piano. 847 00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:30,424 ♪ Very sneaky how it happens ♪ 848 00:36:31,826 --> 00:36:34,829 ♪ Every day, you're on the brink ♪ 849 00:36:36,531 --> 00:36:40,802 ♪ First the prizes, then the interviews ♪ 850 00:36:45,807 --> 00:36:46,974 - ♪ Oh, my God ♪ -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 851 00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:48,876 ♪ I think it's happened ♪ 852 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:52,680 ♪ Stop me quick before I sink ♪ 853 00:36:52,814 --> 00:36:56,383 ♪ One more triumph that I can't refuse ♪ 854 00:36:56,517 --> 00:36:57,952 In case you didn't notice, 855 00:36:58,086 --> 00:37:00,121 this is my first time on TV and my last! No! 856 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:03,758 ♪ Here's the point, whatever happens ♪ 857 00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:06,627 ♪ Then we'll all go have a drink ♪ 858 00:37:07,528 --> 00:37:09,396 ♪ That's the guy I love ♪ 859 00:37:09,530 --> 00:37:12,900 ♪ The fella who's inside ♪ 860 00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:14,702 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 861 00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,537 ♪ "Quick, Jerome, get the president ♪ 862 00:37:16,671 --> 00:37:17,772 ♪ "There's a crazy man on my TV screen" ♪ 863 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:19,507 ♪ Inside ♪ 864 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,509 ♪ "Bzz, bzz!" "Drrrrring!" ♪ 865 00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:24,779 ♪ Inside Franklin Shepard ♪ 866 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:27,582 Just write him, care of Any Bank, USA. 867 00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:28,916 Inc. 868 00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:30,718 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 869 00:37:46,868 --> 00:37:49,704 Now let's take a commercial break. 870 00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:52,439 Oh, thanks, guys. 871 00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:55,342 Jesus Christ! 872 00:37:57,578 --> 00:37:59,412 That was a real slaughter, Charley. Congratulations. 873 00:37:59,547 --> 00:38:01,348 -Frank, I... -I think you said enough. 874 00:38:03,084 --> 00:38:04,585 I know for years you've been attacking me 875 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,319 and constantly putting me in the position 876 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:09,190 of having to defend myself, but that... 877 00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:11,225 See, I don't know why anyone would want to so humiliate 878 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,593 and betray the guy who is his oldest friend 879 00:38:12,727 --> 00:38:13,928 in the world like that, 880 00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:15,263 but I do know you're never gonna 881 00:38:15,395 --> 00:38:16,631 have the opportunity to do it again. 882 00:38:16,764 --> 00:38:17,665 You're goddamn out of my life, Charley. 883 00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:19,000 No, Frank, I'm sorry. I... 884 00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:20,333 You're sorry after you publicly mock 885 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:22,103 and ridicule and belittle me, 886 00:38:22,236 --> 00:38:23,504 when, man, I swear I would lay down my life for you. 887 00:38:23,638 --> 00:38:24,471 -I know. If you let me... -Shut up! 888 00:38:26,507 --> 00:38:27,875 Charley, all these years, I've loved you 889 00:38:28,009 --> 00:38:29,777 no matter what you did, but I guess because 890 00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:31,444 I don't live my life like you or the way you'd like me to, 891 00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:33,313 you had to shoot me down and watch me bleed. 892 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:34,782 Well, I like my life, Charley. 893 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,818 So you can just get the hell out of it! 894 00:38:36,951 --> 00:38:38,653 Hey, guys, now, what do you say 895 00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:39,987 the three of us, we just... 896 00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:41,388 we go for a humongous drink 897 00:38:41,522 --> 00:38:42,990 and we talk, okay? 898 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:44,625 -I mean, we need to talk. -GUSSIE: Oh, Frank. 899 00:38:44,759 --> 00:38:46,459 -Frank, are you all right? -Frank, can we go talk? 900 00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:48,162 You know, in some cultures, when someone does something cruel 901 00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:49,997 or evil or betrays them, they never see him again. 902 00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:52,332 They simply never see him. 903 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:54,101 They never talk to him or look at him 904 00:38:54,235 --> 00:38:55,837 or acknowledge him in any way. For them, he is dead, 905 00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:57,505 absolutely and irrevocably dead. 906 00:38:57,638 --> 00:38:58,673 -Can I just explain... -Frank! 907 00:38:58,806 --> 00:39:00,174 ...what all that came out of? 908 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:01,576 [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING] 909 00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:08,082 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, SECOND TRANSITION ] 910 00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:14,655 ♪ Some roads are soft and some are bumpy ♪ 911 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:17,692 ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 912 00:39:17,825 --> 00:39:20,862 ♪ Some rides are rough And leave you jumpy ♪ 913 00:39:20,995 --> 00:39:23,631 ♪ Why make it tough by getting grumpy? ♪ 914 00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:25,633 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 915 00:39:25,766 --> 00:39:28,636 - ♪ 1972 ♪ - MEG: ♪ 1971 ♪ 916 00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:31,005 - ♪ Some roads are soft ♪ - ♪ One trip ♪ 917 00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:33,507 - ♪ And some are bumpy ♪ - ♪ All you get ♪ 918 00:39:33,641 --> 00:39:34,709 - ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ - ♪ Is one quick ride ♪ 919 00:39:34,842 --> 00:39:37,178 ♪ Look around a bit ♪ 920 00:39:37,311 --> 00:39:38,346 - ♪ Some rides are rough ♪ - ♪ One quick ride ♪ 921 00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:40,882 ♪ And leave you jumpy ♪ 922 00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:43,383 - ♪ Through the countryside ♪ - ♪ Why make it tough ♪ 923 00:39:43,517 --> 00:39:44,685 - ♪ By getting grumpy? ♪ - ♪ Stay on the track ♪ 924 00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:45,519 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 925 00:39:45,653 --> 00:39:46,888 ♪ 1970 ♪ 926 00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:47,722 ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 927 00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:49,090 ♪ 1969 ♪ 928 00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:50,358 ♪ How does it start to go? ♪ 929 00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,260 ♪ Does it slip away slow ♪ 930 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:53,828 ♪ So you never even notice It's happening? ♪ 931 00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:55,563 - ♪ 1968 ♪ -[SONG ENDS] 932 00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:57,164 What? You say she's not there? 933 00:39:57,298 --> 00:39:58,431 Well, do you know when she's expected back? 934 00:39:58,566 --> 00:39:59,934 -[DOORBELL BUZZES] -It's open! 935 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:01,736 Sorry. You don't expect her back until when? 936 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:04,437 Until after the theater? 937 00:40:04,572 --> 00:40:06,274 No, no message. 938 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:08,142 Wait, yes, actually. Will you tell her that Franklin... 939 00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:09,277 Ta-da! 940 00:40:10,778 --> 00:40:12,280 Frankie! 941 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:15,049 Oh, my God, Frankie! I don't believe my eyes! 942 00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:18,052 Oh, did your daddy miss you! 943 00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:20,288 And look how big you got, huh! 944 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:23,157 Daddy, we saw your boat, but we didn't see you. 945 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:24,959 -No? -MARY AND CHARLEY: Ta-da! 946 00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:26,727 -FRANK: Wha...? -[LAUGHING] 947 00:40:26,861 --> 00:40:28,696 What is really amazing is we're not all still waiting 948 00:40:28,829 --> 00:40:30,364 -at that dock to surprise you. -[LAUGHING] 949 00:40:30,497 --> 00:40:31,966 God, was our face red. 950 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:34,068 Well, first class doesn't get off at the dock! 951 00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:36,237 We have this big ramp at the prow 952 00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:38,606 and a captain who leads you right into your limousine. 953 00:40:38,739 --> 00:40:39,941 Right, of course. Silly us. 954 00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:41,342 Mary, you should have known that. 955 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,910 [FRANK GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 956 00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:45,079 He got Beth to send Frankie from Houston. 957 00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:48,582 Daddy, I have 32 postcards all over my wall. 958 00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:51,218 My favorite are the alligator and the Panama Canal. 959 00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:52,720 [LAUGHING] 960 00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:54,322 CHARLEY: Wow, look at that. 961 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:56,223 He brought Frankie an alligator back with him. 962 00:40:56,357 --> 00:40:57,892 What a nice little... 963 00:40:58,025 --> 00:40:59,560 Oh, God, Frankie! Frankie, you have to help me! 964 00:40:59,694 --> 00:41:00,761 -Oh, God! -[LAUGHTER] 965 00:41:02,196 --> 00:41:03,764 [SIGHS] Thanks, Uncle Charley. 966 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:06,834 That's bound to give someone here real nice dreams. 967 00:41:06,968 --> 00:41:10,171 All right, start with the trip, and then I want a Sherpa guide 968 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:12,340 to show me this gargantuan apartment. 969 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:14,342 FRANKIE: Well, I owe it all to you guys for making me go. 970 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:15,977 I didn't do anything that wasn't rich. 971 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:19,180 Rich living, rich food, rich people. 972 00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:21,582 Well, poor Evelyn, my poor wife, who never comes in 973 00:41:21,716 --> 00:41:23,818 from our poor house in the poor country, poor thing, 974 00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:26,020 is dropping off our four poor children with her poor mother. 975 00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:27,355 Got it, Charley. 976 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:29,056 Where they are expecting Frankie. 977 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,658 And then Evelyn is meeting the three of us at... 978 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:32,326 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 979 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,462 Where? Where? 980 00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:36,330 -You're never gonna guess where. -[MOUTHING] Downtown Club. 981 00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:38,733 -The Downtown Club. -Charley. 982 00:41:38,866 --> 00:41:40,167 -[CHARLEY MUTTERS] -Now, let me think. 983 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:42,003 A smoky, dingy Greenwich Village dive 984 00:41:42,136 --> 00:41:44,705 or the homecoming party at the Colony Club? 985 00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:47,641 Hmm, what a choice. 986 00:41:48,476 --> 00:41:50,011 Oh, Frank, I'm so sorry. 987 00:41:50,144 --> 00:41:51,712 You must give us a list of what's in and what's out. 988 00:41:51,846 --> 00:41:53,381 You know how important all of that is to me. 989 00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:57,385 Ah! Wait. 990 00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,387 Wait, wait, wait. 991 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,688 Presents. 992 00:42:00,821 --> 00:42:03,891 I forgot... presents. 993 00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:05,159 This is for Aunt Mary. 994 00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:07,995 [GASPS] Ooh, thank you. 995 00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:09,430 And this is for Uncle Charley. 996 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,532 MARY: [CHUCKLES] Well... 997 00:42:14,735 --> 00:42:15,936 [FEET THUDDING] 998 00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:21,042 Son, about 40 of yours are right now up in the air 999 00:42:21,175 --> 00:42:23,177 between Gibraltar and Texas, 1000 00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:26,414 but trust me, they are absolutely worth the wait. 1001 00:42:27,516 --> 00:42:32,153 It's my book in Spanish. 1002 00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:33,988 I bought it in Valparaiso, Chile, 1003 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:36,123 where there it was in all these store windows. 1004 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,591 CHARLEY: Oh, Mary, tell Frank 1005 00:42:37,725 --> 00:42:39,393 the story of how success has affected you. 1006 00:42:39,528 --> 00:42:40,895 Okay, I'll start. 1007 00:42:41,028 --> 00:42:42,296 -Mary has joined the enemy. -[CHUCKLES] 1008 00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:43,798 -Charley. -Frankie, tell Aunt Mary, 1009 00:42:43,931 --> 00:42:45,433 how many kids in your class say, 1010 00:42:45,566 --> 00:42:47,601 "When I grow up, I want to be a drama critic"? 1011 00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:51,138 Oh, Charley, just shut your mouth and open your present. 1012 00:42:51,272 --> 00:42:52,239 I did. 1013 00:42:52,373 --> 00:42:53,574 What is it? 1014 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:57,244 -What is it? -It's an option agreement. 1015 00:42:58,345 --> 00:43:01,048 We have been offered a small fortune 1016 00:43:01,182 --> 00:43:03,584 to do a movie version of Musical Husbands! 1017 00:43:03,717 --> 00:43:05,453 Oh, my God! 1018 00:43:05,586 --> 00:43:07,288 -That is unbelievable! [LAUGHS] -Frankie. Frankie, come here. 1019 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:09,824 So, take this over to Daddy and say very clearly, 1020 00:43:09,957 --> 00:43:13,260 "There isn't enough money in the universe." 1021 00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:16,730 You're welcome, Charley. I appreciate the gratitude. 1022 00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:18,232 Thanks very much. 1023 00:43:18,365 --> 00:43:20,835 There isn't enough money in the universe. 1024 00:43:20,968 --> 00:43:22,470 MARY: [LAUGHS] Oh, boy. 1025 00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:24,438 Frankie, um, what do you say the two of us go, 1026 00:43:24,573 --> 00:43:27,208 and we'll explore this monster apartment? 1027 00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,909 FRANK JR.: I'm tired. 1028 00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,978 Well, of course you are, tiger. It's been a long day. 1029 00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:32,780 Yeah, you know, we can have a lie-down upstairs. 1030 00:43:32,913 --> 00:43:35,584 -Good night, Daddy. -[LAUGHS] Good night. 1031 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:37,651 MARY: Aw. All right, come on. 1032 00:43:37,785 --> 00:43:39,353 Let's see what we can find you up there. 1033 00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,155 What do you think they have? 1034 00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:44,024 Charley, I'm 31 years old. 1035 00:43:44,158 --> 00:43:45,359 Beth wiped me out with the divorce. 1036 00:43:45,493 --> 00:43:46,994 I have a son to consider. 1037 00:43:47,128 --> 00:43:49,163 So forgive me, Charley, if I happen to need money. 1038 00:43:49,296 --> 00:43:51,432 So let's us do the work, and the money will come. 1039 00:43:51,566 --> 00:43:53,934 Frank, we cannot keep making our stuff 1040 00:43:54,068 --> 00:43:56,437 -the other thing we do. -Shh. Guys, not now. 1041 00:43:56,571 --> 00:43:58,405 Why do I have to be poor to write music? 1042 00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,740 Because once you're rich, you never will. 1043 00:43:59,874 --> 00:44:01,142 Charley, I am telling you, 1044 00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:03,077 we can make a statement with this movie. 1045 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,312 Nurse, doctor, guard, attendant, matron, 1046 00:44:05,446 --> 00:44:07,181 -anybody else. -Trust me. 1047 00:44:07,314 --> 00:44:08,682 -You trust me. -Charley, listen! 1048 00:44:08,816 --> 00:44:10,818 Frank, you listen. You listening? 1049 00:44:10,951 --> 00:44:14,355 No. No, no, never, ever. No. 1050 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:15,689 Hey! 1051 00:44:15,823 --> 00:44:16,857 [ OLD FRIENDS (PART 2) PLAYS] 1052 00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:18,359 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1053 00:44:20,261 --> 00:44:21,530 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 1054 00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:27,501 ♪ Damn few ♪ 1055 00:44:27,636 --> 00:44:29,336 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1056 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:34,543 ♪ Hey, old friend ♪ 1057 00:44:34,675 --> 00:44:38,479 ♪ Are you okay, old friend? ♪ 1058 00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:42,517 ♪ What do you say, old friend? ♪ 1059 00:44:42,651 --> 00:44:46,487 ♪ Are we or are we unique? ♪ 1060 00:44:47,488 --> 00:44:50,424 ♪ Time goes by ♪ 1061 00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:55,095 ♪ Everything else keeps changing ♪ 1062 00:44:55,229 --> 00:44:57,965 ♪ You and I ♪ 1063 00:44:58,098 --> 00:45:01,368 ♪ We get continued next week ♪ 1064 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:05,172 ♪ Most friends fade ♪ 1065 00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:09,009 ♪ Or they don't make the grade ♪ 1066 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:12,846 ♪ New ones are quickly made ♪ 1067 00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:16,784 ♪ And in a pinch, sure, they'll do ♪ 1068 00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:20,387 ♪ But us, old friend ♪ 1069 00:45:20,522 --> 00:45:24,526 ♪ What's to discuss, old friend? ♪ 1070 00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:27,127 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1071 00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:31,533 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 1072 00:45:34,001 --> 00:45:35,202 ♪ Damn few ♪ 1073 00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:37,438 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 1074 00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:39,406 ♪ So, old friend ♪ 1075 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:42,209 ♪ Fill me in slow, old friend ♪ 1076 00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:44,945 ♪ Start from hello, old friend ♪ 1077 00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:48,482 ♪ I want the when, where and how ♪ 1078 00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:49,950 ♪ Old friends ♪ 1079 00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:53,988 ♪ Do tend to become old habit ♪ 1080 00:45:54,121 --> 00:45:56,090 ♪ Never knew ♪ 1081 00:45:56,223 --> 00:46:00,027 ♪ How much I missed you till now ♪ 1082 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,532 BOTH: ♪ Most friends fade Or they don't make the grade ♪ 1083 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:07,268 ♪ New ones are quickly made ♪ 1084 00:46:07,401 --> 00:46:10,237 ♪ Some of them worth something, too ♪ 1085 00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:12,641 ALL: ♪ But us, old friends ♪ 1086 00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:15,476 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1087 00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:17,411 - ♪ Tell you something ♪ -Huh. 1088 00:46:17,545 --> 00:46:20,447 ♪ Good friends point out your lies ♪ 1089 00:46:20,582 --> 00:46:24,653 ♪ Whereas old friends live and let live ♪ 1090 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:27,488 ♪ Good friends like and advise ♪ 1091 00:46:27,622 --> 00:46:31,626 ♪ Whereas old friends love and forgive ♪ 1092 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,662 FRANK: ♪ And old friends ♪ 1093 00:46:33,794 --> 00:46:36,930 ♪ Let you go your own way ♪ 1094 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:40,167 ♪ Help you find your own way ♪ 1095 00:46:40,301 --> 00:46:42,570 ♪ Let you off when you're wrong ♪ 1096 00:46:42,704 --> 00:46:44,506 - ♪ If you're wrong ♪ - ♪ When you're wrong ♪ 1097 00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:46,675 ♪ Right or wrong, The point is, old friends ♪ 1098 00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:50,277 ♪ Shouldn't care if you're wrong ♪ 1099 00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:52,514 ♪ Should but not for too long ♪ 1100 00:46:52,647 --> 00:46:55,015 - ♪ What's too long? ♪ - ♪ If you're wrong ♪ 1101 00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:57,184 - ♪ When you're wrong ♪ - ♪ The thing is, old friends ♪ 1102 00:46:57,318 --> 00:46:59,219 ♪ Do leave their brands on you ♪ 1103 00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:02,456 ♪ But old friends shouldn't compete ♪ 1104 00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:05,926 ♪ Old friends don't make demands on you ♪ 1105 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:07,796 ♪ Should make demands on you ♪ 1106 00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:09,930 ♪ Well, don't make demands You can't meet ♪ 1107 00:47:10,064 --> 00:47:13,300 ♪ Well, what's the point Of demands you can meet? ♪ 1108 00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:16,805 ♪ Well, there's a time For demands whether you... ♪ 1109 00:47:16,937 --> 00:47:18,339 -No, you are never wrong! -If you were right, I would 1110 00:47:18,472 --> 00:47:20,407 -be the first one to admit it! -[CLAMORING] 1111 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,409 There is only your way and the wrong way! 1112 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:24,044 [SCREAMS] 1113 00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:25,747 ALL: ♪ Hey, old friends ♪ 1114 00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:28,148 ♪ How do we stay old friends? ♪ 1115 00:47:28,282 --> 00:47:30,250 ♪ Who is to say, old friends ♪ 1116 00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:33,320 ♪ How an old friendship survives? ♪ 1117 00:47:33,454 --> 00:47:37,958 ♪ One day chums having a laugh a minute ♪ 1118 00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:39,794 ♪ One day comes ♪ 1119 00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:42,664 ♪ And they're a part of your lives ♪ 1120 00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:46,668 ♪ New friends pour Through the revolving door ♪ 1121 00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:48,603 ♪ Maybe there's one that's more ♪ 1122 00:47:48,737 --> 00:47:50,003 Stop. 1123 00:47:50,137 --> 00:47:51,840 ♪ If you find one that'll do ♪ 1124 00:47:51,972 --> 00:47:53,708 ♪ But us, old friends ♪ 1125 00:47:53,842 --> 00:47:56,910 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1126 00:47:57,044 --> 00:48:00,080 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1127 00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:03,250 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 1128 00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:05,986 ♪ Two old friends ♪ 1129 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,656 ♪ Fewer won't do, old friends ♪ 1130 00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:10,525 ♪ Got to have two old friends ♪ 1131 00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:13,561 ♪ Helping you balance along ♪ 1132 00:48:13,695 --> 00:48:18,566 ♪ One upbraids you For your faults and fancies ♪ 1133 00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,100 ♪ One persuades you ♪ 1134 00:48:20,234 --> 00:48:22,604 ♪ That the other one's wrong ♪ 1135 00:48:22,737 --> 00:48:24,304 ♪ Most friends fade ♪ 1136 00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,406 ♪ Or they don't make ♪ 1137 00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:27,241 Shit. 1138 00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:29,076 ♪ The grade New ones are quickly made ♪ 1139 00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:31,979 ♪ Perfect as long as they're new ♪ 1140 00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:33,648 ♪ But us, old friends ♪ 1141 00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:36,584 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1142 00:48:36,718 --> 00:48:38,853 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1143 00:48:40,988 --> 00:48:43,725 - ♪ Who's like us? ♪ -[CLEARS THROAT] 1144 00:48:43,858 --> 00:48:45,926 -Ah, okay. -[ALL LAUGH] 1145 00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:47,394 Whoo! 1146 00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:54,468 [HARMONIZING] ♪ Damn few ♪ 1147 00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:58,172 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1148 00:49:01,876 --> 00:49:02,844 Ah! 1149 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:04,612 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1150 00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:11,920 Oh, anguish! 1151 00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:14,388 I hate it when I've missed everything. 1152 00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:16,290 The wife here, she misses nothing. 1153 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:19,426 Well, I had no idea the gang would be dropping in. 1154 00:49:19,561 --> 00:49:21,663 My understudy's been going on for the last few weeks, 1155 00:49:21,796 --> 00:49:26,433 and Joe insisted, as a courtesy, I must see her. 1156 00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:30,304 But first, I insisted Joe must see Frank's new apartment. 1157 00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:33,608 Have you ever seen that disaster he was living in? 1158 00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:35,810 I decorated it. 1159 00:49:35,944 --> 00:49:38,580 I am calling the surgeon general tomorrow 1160 00:49:38,713 --> 00:49:40,013 to have him cut out my tongue! 1161 00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:42,416 Oh, ho, promises, promises. 1162 00:49:43,651 --> 00:49:46,253 Look, Joe, it's Charles. 1163 00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:48,455 [GASPS] Now we can call the night a success. 1164 00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:49,657 [CHUCKLES] Hey, Gussie. 1165 00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:51,593 Um, I didn't hear a doorbell. 1166 00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:54,294 Oh, I bet that's because I didn't ring one. [SCOFFS] 1167 00:49:54,929 --> 00:49:55,964 I never do 1168 00:49:56,831 --> 00:49:58,332 when I have keys. 1169 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,735 I'm decorating this pad. 1170 00:50:00,869 --> 00:50:02,504 The price was right. 1171 00:50:02,637 --> 00:50:04,171 -Free. -[CHUCKLES] 1172 00:50:04,304 --> 00:50:07,174 Here, I picture all of the furniture in here, 1173 00:50:08,242 --> 00:50:11,178 the hues of anemones, 1174 00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:12,647 a chair... 1175 00:50:13,848 --> 00:50:16,483 a chair, a footstool... 1176 00:50:17,819 --> 00:50:19,152 and a sofa. 1177 00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:21,623 Oh, I should have a brain transplant. 1178 00:50:21,756 --> 00:50:24,659 I forgot we bought this teeny, tiny housewarming nothing, 1179 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,260 some awesomely expensive champagne. 1180 00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:28,095 -[IMITATES CORK POPPING] -I'll open it. 1181 00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:30,532 "Do." All right, I will. 1182 00:50:30,665 --> 00:50:32,734 Ugh, I'm gonna go check outside. 1183 00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:34,836 Always good to see you, Joe. 1184 00:50:34,969 --> 00:50:36,938 And your wife. 1185 00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:39,139 Joe, precious, there are glasses in the kitchen, 1186 00:50:39,273 --> 00:50:42,010 and it's Frank's house, so he can do the honors. 1187 00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:43,377 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1188 00:50:43,511 --> 00:50:44,879 -Mushi-mushi, darling. -I... I... I... 1189 00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:46,648 -We have a curtain to make. -Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1190 00:50:46,781 --> 00:50:48,917 Home one day, and already she's ordering me around. 1191 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:50,818 -GUSSIE: St-- -[LAUGHING] 1192 00:50:53,487 --> 00:50:56,024 How nice to see the old gang. 1193 00:50:56,724 --> 00:50:58,358 [CHUCKLES] 1194 00:50:58,492 --> 00:50:59,459 Can they see us? 1195 00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:02,396 FRANK: Yes. 1196 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,200 GUSSIE: I didn't even unpack. 1197 00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:09,938 I've made up my mind. I'm leaving Joe. 1198 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:13,508 -He'll be destroyed. -Or I will be. 1199 00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:15,409 I'll call you when I arrive at the theater. 1200 00:51:15,543 --> 00:51:18,780 -I'm supposed to go out. -Please. 1201 00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:20,582 Please, you've got to wait for my call. 1202 00:51:20,715 --> 00:51:23,183 -Gussie. -I'm desperate. 1203 00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:27,722 I'll wait for your call. 1204 00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:30,959 Consider yourself kissed. 1205 00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:33,061 JOE: You got this guy everything 1206 00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:37,665 anybody could ever want in a kitchen except for glasses. 1207 00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:39,499 FRANK: Here, I'll get them. They're still packed. 1208 00:51:39,634 --> 00:51:42,570 Ugh, eek, look at me. Oh, that means don't. 1209 00:51:42,704 --> 00:51:44,539 I'm going to the little boys' room to repair. 1210 00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:47,909 JOE: That's real first-class champagne. 1211 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:49,242 Oh, I don't drink. 1212 00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:51,079 What? Never? 1213 00:51:51,211 --> 00:51:53,380 Mmm, hardly ever. 1214 00:51:53,514 --> 00:51:55,282 No, I'm a very excessive personality. 1215 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:56,584 [CHUCKLES] 1216 00:51:56,718 --> 00:51:58,620 You know, it's too much caffeine, 1217 00:51:58,753 --> 00:52:00,287 too much cigarettes, too much food. 1218 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:01,856 Too much Frank. 1219 00:52:01,990 --> 00:52:04,291 Is Frank the only person in the world 1220 00:52:04,424 --> 00:52:06,761 who doesn't know you're in love with him? 1221 00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:11,331 And how many people know about those two? Oh. 1222 00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:16,336 Uh, I mean, I'm sure there must be one or two... 1223 00:52:16,470 --> 00:52:17,505 [JOE CHUCKLES] 1224 00:52:19,306 --> 00:52:20,942 ...who don't. 1225 00:52:21,876 --> 00:52:24,478 I have decided not to know. 1226 00:52:25,546 --> 00:52:27,582 She is now Broadway's hottest star. 1227 00:52:27,715 --> 00:52:30,350 And the guy, he's hot, too, obviously, 1228 00:52:30,484 --> 00:52:32,520 in more than one sense. [CHUCKLES] 1229 00:52:32,654 --> 00:52:36,024 I say, let them get it out of their systems. 1230 00:52:37,825 --> 00:52:40,227 As long as, please, God, she don't leave me. 1231 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,063 [POURS DRINK] 1232 00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:43,998 MARY: Well, uh... [CHUCKLES] 1233 00:52:44,132 --> 00:52:46,266 I think Frank's being on a boat 1234 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,803 for the last eight months has put an end to it. 1235 00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:51,139 Gussie flew over and joined the cruise, you know. 1236 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,540 -What? -Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 1237 00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,809 We had no idea Gussie was on the cruise. 1238 00:52:54,942 --> 00:52:56,611 JOE: Mm-hmm. 1239 00:52:56,744 --> 00:52:59,814 It will never cease to amaze me how everyone in this town 1240 00:52:59,947 --> 00:53:02,050 knows everything I do. 1241 00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:03,584 It was only for the last two weeks. 1242 00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:05,019 FRANK: Okay. 1243 00:53:05,153 --> 00:53:06,587 Pretend these are champagne glasses. 1244 00:53:06,721 --> 00:53:08,056 GUSSIE: You've got yours. 1245 00:53:08,188 --> 00:53:09,222 Now, Charles... 1246 00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:12,392 -Oh, just one, Joe. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1247 00:53:12,527 --> 00:53:13,528 Mary. 1248 00:53:13,661 --> 00:53:15,328 No. 1249 00:53:15,462 --> 00:53:16,731 -Thank you. -GUSSIE: Oh. 1250 00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:19,000 Oh, that's right. You never do. 1251 00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:21,069 -Well, more for us. -[GUSSIE AND JOE CHUCKLE] 1252 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:22,704 To our genius. 1253 00:53:22,837 --> 00:53:25,472 Thank you. Thank you. It's always nice 1254 00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:27,240 -to be appreciated. -Yes. 1255 00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:29,911 Okay, Gus, curtain, curtain! We got a curtain. 1256 00:53:30,044 --> 00:53:31,512 Oh, pooh. 1257 00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:34,448 But one minute late, God, every column. 1258 00:53:34,582 --> 00:53:37,919 [CHUCKLES] And Frank, we will see you after. 1259 00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:39,954 Oh, uh, Frank's coming with us. 1260 00:53:40,088 --> 00:53:41,288 -Oh? -Actually, what I should do 1261 00:53:41,421 --> 00:53:42,790 is stay here and look after Frankie. 1262 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:44,892 -Frankie's here. -You're kidding, aren't you? 1263 00:53:45,026 --> 00:53:46,393 Oh, now, Mary, 1264 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:50,230 let's all let Franklin get himself settled in. 1265 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:52,734 Good night, Mr. All-Work-And-No-Play. 1266 00:53:53,868 --> 00:53:57,404 And everybody's favorite, Charley. 1267 00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:59,107 CHARLEY: Hmm. 1268 00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,275 Don't you guys stay strangers now. 1269 00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:03,410 CHARLEY: Good night, Joe. MARY: Bye. 1270 00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:04,612 JOE: Yep. 1271 00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:10,317 -So you're really not coming? -FRANK: I can't leave. 1272 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:12,820 -[LAUGHING] -Not right now, Mary. 1273 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:15,957 -Frank... -Just accept that, will you? 1274 00:54:24,232 --> 00:54:25,298 Please. 1275 00:54:36,144 --> 00:54:38,445 -Here's to us. -FRANK: Mary. 1276 00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:39,947 MARY: [VOICE BREAKING] Come on, Charley. 1277 00:54:40,081 --> 00:54:42,984 Let's go have ourselves one hell of a time. 1278 00:54:43,117 --> 00:54:44,351 CHARLEY: I'll be down in a minute. 1279 00:54:48,523 --> 00:54:49,957 -[DOOR CLOSES] -Get rid of Gussie, Frank. 1280 00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:51,324 Gussie's none of your business, Charley. 1281 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,827 But you are. 1282 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,729 Get rid of this whole pathetic life. 1283 00:54:54,862 --> 00:54:57,497 Charley, I love success, okay? 1284 00:54:58,866 --> 00:55:02,435 I love having two out of two shows hit, 1285 00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:04,138 moving up in the world. 1286 00:55:06,507 --> 00:55:08,009 [SIGHS] 1287 00:55:08,142 --> 00:55:09,944 Sorry, I need some time to think. 1288 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:11,344 CHARLEY: Okay, well, begin by thinking about 1289 00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:13,214 joining Mary and me tonight. 1290 00:55:13,346 --> 00:55:15,650 Frank, there is something going on with Mary right now, okay? 1291 00:55:15,783 --> 00:55:17,450 She hasn't written a word since her book took off. 1292 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,756 She needs us. Frank, she needs both of us. 1293 00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:23,558 I made a promise I would wait for a phone call. 1294 00:55:23,691 --> 00:55:25,325 I have to. I promised. 1295 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:29,297 Wait for her call and get out of it, once and for all. 1296 00:55:29,429 --> 00:55:32,166 Drop Frankie at ours and meet us at the Downtown Club. 1297 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:36,571 I'll be there. Come here. 1298 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,041 You know I love you. 1299 00:55:42,009 --> 00:55:43,044 I love you. 1300 00:55:44,045 --> 00:55:45,146 I missed you. 1301 00:55:46,848 --> 00:55:48,749 I missed you. 1302 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,651 And I just want us to get back working together. 1303 00:55:50,785 --> 00:55:52,787 Look, get out of here before the both of us start wailing. 1304 00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:56,724 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1305 00:56:04,832 --> 00:56:05,833 [SIGHS] 1306 00:56:13,808 --> 00:56:14,942 [SIGHS] 1307 00:56:39,767 --> 00:56:41,936 [PLAYS LIGHT PIANO RIFF] 1308 00:56:47,508 --> 00:56:49,644 [PLAYS LIGHT PIANO RIFF] 1309 00:57:01,188 --> 00:57:03,758 [PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC] 1310 00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:16,837 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 1311 00:57:26,914 --> 00:57:29,250 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 1312 00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,796 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING, GROWING UP ] 1313 00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:54,308 [HUMMING TO MUSIC] 1314 00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:58,813 ♪ Thanks, old friends ♪ 1315 00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:00,948 [HUMMING] 1316 00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:05,686 ♪ Keep reminding me ♪ 1317 00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:09,991 ♪ Frank's old friends ♪ 1318 00:58:10,124 --> 00:58:12,727 ♪ Always seem to come through ♪ 1319 00:58:14,962 --> 00:58:19,066 ♪ Frank will, too ♪ 1320 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,235 - ♪ So, old friends ♪ -[ORCHESTRA JOINS IN] 1321 00:58:21,369 --> 00:58:25,239 ♪ Now it's time to start growing up ♪ 1322 00:58:27,141 --> 00:58:28,776 ♪ Taking charge ♪ 1323 00:58:28,909 --> 00:58:32,847 ♪ Seeing things as they are ♪ 1324 00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:36,017 ♪ Facing facts ♪ 1325 00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:37,885 ♪ Not escaping them ♪ 1326 00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:41,822 ♪ Still with dreams, just reshaping them ♪ 1327 00:58:41,956 --> 00:58:43,424 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1328 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:46,360 ♪ Charley is a hothead ♪ 1329 00:58:46,494 --> 00:58:48,529 ♪ Charley won't budge ♪ 1330 00:58:48,662 --> 00:58:50,998 ♪ Charley is a friend ♪ 1331 00:58:52,033 --> 00:58:53,667 ♪ Charley is a screamer ♪ 1332 00:58:53,801 --> 00:58:55,369 ♪ Charley won't bend ♪ 1333 00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,538 ♪ Charley's in your corner ♪ 1334 00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:02,209 ♪ Mary is a dreamer, Mary's a friend ♪ 1335 00:59:02,343 --> 00:59:04,045 ♪ Mary is a nudge ♪ 1336 00:59:05,479 --> 00:59:07,181 ♪ Mary is a purist ♪ 1337 00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:08,682 ♪ Charley's a judge ♪ 1338 00:59:08,816 --> 00:59:10,384 ♪ Charley is a dropout ♪ 1339 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:12,319 ♪ Everything's a cop-out ♪ 1340 00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:15,022 ♪ Why is it old friends Don't want old friends ♪ 1341 00:59:15,156 --> 00:59:18,759 ♪ To change? ♪ 1342 00:59:18,893 --> 00:59:21,762 ♪ Every road has a turning ♪ 1343 00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:26,934 ♪ That's the way you keep learning ♪ 1344 00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:36,077 ♪ So, old friends ♪ 1345 00:59:36,210 --> 00:59:39,280 ♪ Don't you see we can have it all? ♪ 1346 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:43,117 ♪ Moving on ♪ 1347 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:45,986 ♪ Getting out of the past ♪ 1348 00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,658 ♪ Solving dreams ♪ 1349 00:59:50,791 --> 00:59:52,460 ♪ Not just trusting them ♪ 1350 00:59:52,593 --> 00:59:56,230 ♪ Taking dreams, readjusting them ♪ 1351 00:59:56,363 --> 00:59:58,065 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1352 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:03,270 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1353 01:00:03,404 --> 01:00:05,139 ♪ Trying things ♪ 1354 01:00:05,272 --> 01:00:07,208 ♪ Being flexible ♪ 1355 01:00:07,341 --> 01:00:11,078 ♪ Bending with the road ♪ 1356 01:00:11,212 --> 01:00:12,947 ♪ Adding dreams ♪ 1357 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:16,183 ♪ When the others don't last ♪ 1358 01:00:18,553 --> 01:00:20,488 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1359 01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:25,960 ♪ Understanding that growing never ends ♪ 1360 01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:28,028 ♪ Like old dreams ♪ 1361 01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:34,401 ♪ Some old dreams ♪ 1362 01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:37,771 ♪ Like old friends ♪ 1363 01:00:47,481 --> 01:00:49,450 [HUMMING] 1364 01:01:01,028 --> 01:01:03,030 [MUSIC ENDS] 1365 01:01:04,932 --> 01:01:06,033 Don't stop. 1366 01:01:07,668 --> 01:01:09,436 I thought you were going to call. 1367 01:01:09,571 --> 01:01:12,139 I said I had a headache and had the car bring me back here. 1368 01:01:12,273 --> 01:01:13,674 I have plans, Gussie. 1369 01:01:15,142 --> 01:01:16,677 I'm going to meet Mary and Charley. 1370 01:01:16,810 --> 01:01:18,045 And there's something I have to say to you. 1371 01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:19,480 -I think that it's... -Frank! 1372 01:01:20,948 --> 01:01:22,249 I did it. 1373 01:01:22,383 --> 01:01:25,019 I had the driver take my things to a hotel. 1374 01:01:25,152 --> 01:01:26,487 Gussie, don't. No, you can't do that. 1375 01:01:27,855 --> 01:01:29,356 We've already destroyed one marriage. 1376 01:01:29,490 --> 01:01:31,792 I could never live with you leaving Joe for me. 1377 01:01:31,926 --> 01:01:34,495 -I'm leaving him for me. -FRANK: But why? 1378 01:01:34,629 --> 01:01:36,397 Why suddenly? Why tonight? 1379 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:39,066 I saw tonight I could lose you. 1380 01:01:42,671 --> 01:01:43,971 My friends are waiting. 1381 01:01:45,674 --> 01:01:47,841 Your friends will be there for you tomorrow. 1382 01:01:47,975 --> 01:01:49,109 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1383 01:01:49,243 --> 01:01:51,445 I need you tonight. 1384 01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:56,250 ♪ Life is knowing ♪ 1385 01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:59,887 ♪ What you want ♪ 1386 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,422 ♪ Darling ♪ 1387 01:02:01,556 --> 01:02:04,024 ♪ That's the only thing ♪ 1388 01:02:04,158 --> 01:02:08,663 ♪ To know ♪ 1389 01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:13,535 ♪ As I told you moons ago ♪ 1390 01:02:13,668 --> 01:02:15,402 ♪ Darling ♪ 1391 01:02:15,537 --> 01:02:19,273 ♪ Nothing wrong with wanting ♪ 1392 01:02:21,742 --> 01:02:26,213 ♪ Nothing wrong with wanting me ♪ 1393 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,249 ♪ Darling ♪ 1394 01:02:28,382 --> 01:02:30,918 ♪ Also, nothing wrong with ♪ 1395 01:02:32,353 --> 01:02:34,556 ♪ Not ♪ 1396 01:02:34,689 --> 01:02:37,057 ♪ Though it's only fair ♪ 1397 01:02:37,191 --> 01:02:40,261 ♪ That you should be aware ♪ 1398 01:02:40,394 --> 01:02:45,799 ♪ That I want you a lot ♪ 1399 01:02:48,502 --> 01:02:50,271 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1400 01:02:50,404 --> 01:02:55,409 ♪ Means admitting The things you want the most ♪ 1401 01:02:55,543 --> 01:02:57,244 ♪ Can't pursue ♪ 1402 01:02:57,378 --> 01:03:02,483 ♪ Every possible line ♪ 1403 01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:04,251 ♪ Letting go ♪ 1404 01:03:04,385 --> 01:03:05,986 ♪ Making choices ♪ 1405 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,490 ♪ Ignoring all other voices ♪ 1406 01:03:09,624 --> 01:03:13,662 ♪ Including mine ♪ 1407 01:03:13,794 --> 01:03:19,333 ♪ You're divine ♪ 1408 01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:24,805 ♪ You decide on what you want ♪ 1409 01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:26,273 ♪ Darling ♪ 1410 01:03:26,407 --> 01:03:28,643 ♪ Not on what you think ♪ 1411 01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:32,781 ♪ You should ♪ 1412 01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:36,518 ♪ Not on what you want to want ♪ 1413 01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:38,485 ♪ Darling ♪ 1414 01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:42,489 ♪ Not from force of habit ♪ 1415 01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:48,797 ♪ Once it's clearly understood ♪ 1416 01:03:48,929 --> 01:03:50,464 ♪ Darling ♪ 1417 01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:54,468 ♪ Better go and grab it ♪ 1418 01:03:56,036 --> 01:04:00,709 ♪ Things can slip away for good ♪ 1419 01:04:00,841 --> 01:04:02,309 ♪ Darling ♪ 1420 01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:07,381 ♪ What is it you really ♪ 1421 01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:08,849 ♪ Hmm? ♪ 1422 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,882 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, THIRD TRANSITION ] 1423 01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:50,324 -♪ Yesterday is done ♪ - ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 1424 01:04:50,457 --> 01:04:52,292 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 1425 01:04:52,426 --> 01:04:54,495 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 1426 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:58,566 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 1427 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:03,137 ♪ Gathering dreams ♪ 1428 01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:06,974 MEN: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ WOMEN: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ 1429 01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:09,209 ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 1430 01:05:09,343 --> 01:05:11,245 ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 1431 01:05:11,378 --> 01:05:15,583 ALL: ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 1432 01:05:15,717 --> 01:05:19,621 ♪ Following dreams ♪ 1433 01:05:19,754 --> 01:05:24,024 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 1434 01:05:24,158 --> 01:05:27,961 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 1435 01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:32,232 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 1436 01:05:32,366 --> 01:05:33,400 ♪ Rolling a... ♪ 1437 01:05:33,535 --> 01:05:34,968 [GAVEL BANGING] 1438 01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:38,105 JUDGE: In the case of Shepard v. Shepard, 1439 01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:39,841 after serious consideration, 1440 01:05:39,973 --> 01:05:42,142 I have made a decision to close this courtroom 1441 01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:44,411 to both the press and the public. 1442 01:05:44,546 --> 01:05:47,948 After a one-hour recess, we will reconvene behind closed doors 1443 01:05:48,081 --> 01:05:49,584 with the next subpoenaed witness. 1444 01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:51,985 -[CAMERA CLICKS] -This court is now adjourned. 1445 01:05:52,119 --> 01:05:53,120 -[GAVEL BANGING] -PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey! 1446 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,656 You missed the star going in. 1447 01:05:54,789 --> 01:05:56,256 Stay close. We'll try to grab her coming out. 1448 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:58,125 I left as soon as the peace march broke. 1449 01:05:58,258 --> 01:05:59,594 -What do you got? -Composer's wife, 1450 01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:01,796 who wants every last cent, plus the kid. 1451 01:06:01,930 --> 01:06:04,097 This cat's gonna be lucky if they let him keep his clothes. 1452 01:06:04,231 --> 01:06:06,099 I thought you got something hot. 1453 01:06:06,233 --> 01:06:08,001 After the judge reads the deposition 1454 01:06:08,135 --> 01:06:09,671 from the star witness 1455 01:06:09,804 --> 01:06:12,473 and suddenly closes the courtroom to the public, 1456 01:06:12,607 --> 01:06:15,242 trust me, I got something hot. [CHUCKLES] 1457 01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:17,110 You're a big star. You got to know better. 1458 01:06:17,244 --> 01:06:19,446 It's an innocent little friendship 1459 01:06:19,581 --> 01:06:21,181 that's been blown totally out of proportion. 1460 01:06:21,315 --> 01:06:22,951 KT: Hold it. Miss Carnegie, why were you subpoenaed? 1461 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:26,119 Financial records, percentage chazerei. 1462 01:06:26,253 --> 01:06:28,857 Miss Carnegie, how are you two involved in this scandal? 1463 01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:31,860 -We are not involved. -And it is not a scandal. 1464 01:06:32,025 --> 01:06:33,695 We have no comment. 1465 01:06:33,828 --> 01:06:35,496 Can you tell us why you were subpoenaed to testify today? 1466 01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:37,197 The wife and me? 1467 01:06:37,331 --> 01:06:38,733 We are Mr. Shepard's best friends, I guess, is why. 1468 01:06:38,867 --> 01:06:40,568 Do you not understand that we have no comment? 1469 01:06:40,702 --> 01:06:41,970 -[SCOFFS] -Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1470 01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:43,303 -[REPORTERS CLAMORING] -I'm very sorry. 1471 01:06:43,437 --> 01:06:45,472 And the public knows "no comment" 1472 01:06:45,607 --> 01:06:47,441 means guilty as hell. 1473 01:06:47,575 --> 01:06:49,844 Do you have any statement for the press, Counselor? 1474 01:06:49,978 --> 01:06:51,345 I have no statement. Stay with me. 1475 01:06:51,478 --> 01:06:53,046 KT: I understand that Gussie Carnegie 1476 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:55,349 is scheduled to testify this afternoon 1477 01:06:55,482 --> 01:06:56,784 -in a closed courtroom. -That's what we understand. 1478 01:06:56,918 --> 01:06:58,686 -Why? -We have no idea. 1479 01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:01,021 Maybe Mr. Shepard can explain. Isn't Mr. Shepard coming out? 1480 01:07:01,154 --> 01:07:03,056 Mr. Shepard just left by a side exit. 1481 01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:05,392 PHOTOGRAPHER: I know that exit! Come on! 1482 01:07:05,527 --> 01:07:08,061 Go get him, Charley. 1483 01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:10,230 Frank, Frank, this has gone on long enough. 1484 01:07:10,364 --> 01:07:11,398 Yeah, we all think you should just 1485 01:07:11,533 --> 01:07:13,200 get out of this any way you can. 1486 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,702 -Give Beth whatever she wants. -Charley, she wants everything. 1487 01:07:14,836 --> 01:07:15,770 JEROME: I warned you in the beginning, Frank. 1488 01:07:15,904 --> 01:07:17,672 Settle for whatever, but settle. 1489 01:07:17,805 --> 01:07:19,841 A woman charging abandonment of a wife and child, come on! 1490 01:07:19,974 --> 01:07:22,075 Beth wants to move back to Houston with my son, 1491 01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:23,811 and I will never allow that, never. 1492 01:07:23,945 --> 01:07:25,647 You know what they're planning to do today, Frank. 1493 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,849 With Beth sitting there, with your kid on her lap. 1494 01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:29,584 MARY: Just stop it now, Frank. Walk away. 1495 01:07:29,717 --> 01:07:31,719 -Take a trip. -Save yourself all this pain. 1496 01:07:31,853 --> 01:07:34,421 -I cannot just lose my family. -Frank, I've taken that yacht. 1497 01:07:34,556 --> 01:07:36,858 Come on the cruise. Get away. Get some rest. 1498 01:07:36,991 --> 01:07:38,726 Yeah, and when you come back, you can stay with me. 1499 01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,862 Just go, Frank. We all want you out of this. 1500 01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:43,063 -Just get away. -I can't live without my son. 1501 01:07:43,698 --> 01:07:44,632 Beth. 1502 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:46,801 -Beth! -FRANK JR.: Daddy! 1503 01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:48,502 I am not gonna give up, Jerome. 1504 01:07:48,636 --> 01:07:49,904 -Daddy, wait for me. -Don't be a fool, Elizabeth. 1505 01:07:50,038 --> 01:07:51,071 I said wait. 1506 01:07:52,172 --> 01:07:54,509 Honey, Mommy will be right back, okay? 1507 01:07:54,642 --> 01:07:55,777 You go with Grandpa. 1508 01:07:55,910 --> 01:07:56,945 -Daddy! -Your mother would 1509 01:07:57,077 --> 01:07:58,078 -turn over in her grave. -Daddy! 1510 01:07:58,211 --> 01:08:00,748 Daddy! I want to see my daddy! 1511 01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:10,324 -I want you to give up, Frank. -FRANK: Never. 1512 01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:12,492 You're not gonna like what you hear this afternoon. 1513 01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:13,795 It's not life without my son. 1514 01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:15,563 I am not out to hurt you, Frank, 1515 01:08:15,697 --> 01:08:17,732 but I will hurt you if I have to. 1516 01:08:17,865 --> 01:08:20,535 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, NOT A DAY GOES BY ] 1517 01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:22,036 How is Frankie? 1518 01:08:25,039 --> 01:08:26,975 How do you think he is, Frank? 1519 01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:30,477 I keep thinking, "I could have stopped it." 1520 01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:32,279 I was warned about Gussie. 1521 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:33,648 I could have stopped it. 1522 01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:34,816 Do you still love me? 1523 01:08:37,417 --> 01:08:38,920 Did you sleep with her, Frank? 1524 01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:42,824 Do you still love me? 1525 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:48,630 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 1526 01:08:50,665 --> 01:08:53,433 ♪ Not a single day ♪ 1527 01:08:55,469 --> 01:09:00,307 ♪ But you're somewhere a part of my life ♪ 1528 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:03,778 ♪ And it looks like you'll stay ♪ 1529 01:09:03,911 --> 01:09:08,750 ♪ As the days go by ♪ 1530 01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:10,652 ♪ I keep thinking ♪ 1531 01:09:10,785 --> 01:09:13,688 ♪ When does it end? ♪ 1532 01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:18,458 ♪ Where's the day I'll have started forgetting? ♪ 1533 01:09:18,593 --> 01:09:21,963 ♪ But I just go on thinking and sweating ♪ 1534 01:09:22,096 --> 01:09:24,297 ♪ And cursing and crying ♪ 1535 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:26,634 ♪ And turning and reaching ♪ 1536 01:09:26,768 --> 01:09:28,670 ♪ And waking and dying ♪ 1537 01:09:28,803 --> 01:09:32,006 [VOICE CRACKS] ♪ And, no ♪ 1538 01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:36,811 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 1539 01:09:36,944 --> 01:09:40,515 ♪ Not a blessed day ♪ 1540 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:48,022 ♪ But you're still somehow Part of my life ♪ 1541 01:09:48,156 --> 01:09:51,893 ♪ And you won't go away ♪ 1542 01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:57,098 ♪ So there's hell to pay ♪ 1543 01:09:57,230 --> 01:10:03,104 ♪ And until I die ♪ 1544 01:10:03,236 --> 01:10:06,040 [CRYING] ♪ I'll die day after day ♪ 1545 01:10:06,174 --> 01:10:08,475 ♪ After day after day ♪ 1546 01:10:08,609 --> 01:10:11,979 ♪ After day after day after day ♪ 1547 01:10:13,047 --> 01:10:17,051 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 1548 01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:22,056 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 1549 01:10:22,190 --> 01:10:26,761 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 1550 01:10:33,534 --> 01:10:35,536 [SOBBING] 1551 01:10:37,205 --> 01:10:38,973 Did you sleep with Gussie? 1552 01:10:47,548 --> 01:10:49,416 [SONG ENDS] 1553 01:10:49,550 --> 01:10:50,918 I love you, Beth. 1554 01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:53,921 [SOBBING SOFTLY] 1555 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:58,726 Did you want that life so much that you went with her? 1556 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,427 I will always love you. 1557 01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:06,433 But did you? 1558 01:11:13,508 --> 01:11:14,474 Yes. 1559 01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:17,410 [SOBBING SOFTLY] 1560 01:11:19,547 --> 01:11:22,717 -Frank, I want us to... -Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 1561 01:11:22,850 --> 01:11:24,118 Frankie, you're to stay with Grandpa. 1562 01:11:24,252 --> 01:11:25,787 He's my child, too. Get out of here! 1563 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,623 Franklin, I can't! I can't live like this, Frank! 1564 01:11:28,756 --> 01:11:30,057 -I can't! -For God's sakes, wait! 1565 01:11:32,425 --> 01:11:33,426 Are you satisfied? 1566 01:11:34,061 --> 01:11:35,763 It's my job, man. 1567 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:38,065 -Then go find a decent one, man! -MARY: Careful! 1568 01:11:38,199 --> 01:11:39,600 -Whoa, whoa! -Come on, Frank! 1569 01:11:39,734 --> 01:11:40,835 CHARLEY: Break it up, Frank! MARY: Stop it! 1570 01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:42,770 -Stop this. Stop. -[SOBBING] 1571 01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:46,707 I'll kill these photos, genius, but you owe me one. 1572 01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:47,842 Right? 1573 01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:50,343 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 1574 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:56,117 MARY: Frank, we want you to just get away. 1575 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:58,286 Hold me, Mary. 1576 01:11:58,418 --> 01:12:00,721 All I want to do is get back to work! I have to work! 1577 01:12:00,855 --> 01:12:02,190 No, you're in no shape to write, pal. 1578 01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:03,390 Look, just go off with Tyler for a while. 1579 01:12:03,524 --> 01:12:04,892 I don't want to go away! 1580 01:12:05,026 --> 01:12:06,794 I am your agent, and I'm telling you, 1581 01:12:06,928 --> 01:12:09,063 -now is not the time to work. -I love you, Frank. 1582 01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:15,036 [STUTTERING] And Charley loves you, all right? 1583 01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:16,537 You just listen to us. 1584 01:12:16,671 --> 01:12:17,772 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, NOW YOU KNOW ] 1585 01:12:17,905 --> 01:12:20,808 Living well is the best revenge. 1586 01:12:20,942 --> 01:12:22,810 ♪ So you made a mistake So you're singing the blues ♪ 1587 01:12:22,944 --> 01:12:25,279 ♪ So you'll take some time Go visit some places ♪ 1588 01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:27,014 ♪ You gotta be somewhere ♪ 1589 01:12:27,148 --> 01:12:28,549 ♪ Where there's nothing to remind you ♪ 1590 01:12:28,683 --> 01:12:30,685 Right? 1591 01:12:30,818 --> 01:12:32,620 ♪ What you need is a break I'll arrange a nice cruise ♪ 1592 01:12:32,753 --> 01:12:34,689 ♪ You'll relax a bit And see some new faces ♪ 1593 01:12:34,822 --> 01:12:37,291 ♪ You gotta do something Only never look behind you ♪ 1594 01:12:37,424 --> 01:12:39,193 GROUP: Right? 1595 01:12:39,327 --> 01:12:43,531 ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1596 01:12:43,664 --> 01:12:45,700 Right. 1597 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,835 ♪ So you'll sit in the sun You'll come back with a tan ♪ 1598 01:12:47,969 --> 01:12:49,871 ♪ Then we'll do that show You've always been talking ♪ 1599 01:12:50,004 --> 01:12:51,672 ♪ The side is retired So we start another inning ♪ 1600 01:12:51,806 --> 01:12:52,940 Right? 1601 01:12:53,074 --> 01:12:54,609 ♪ On a boat is such fun ♪ 1602 01:12:54,742 --> 01:12:56,677 ♪ You'll come back a changed man ♪ 1603 01:12:56,811 --> 01:12:58,746 ♪ I've had lots of guests And no one's squawking ♪ 1604 01:12:58,880 --> 01:12:59,881 ♪ Feels like an ending But it's really a beginning ♪ 1605 01:13:00,014 --> 01:13:01,883 CHARLEY AND MARY: Right? 1606 01:13:02,016 --> 01:13:03,784 SCOTTY: ♪ Best thing That ever could have happened ♪ 1607 01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:05,786 ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1608 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,588 - ♪ I say, best thing... ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1609 01:13:07,722 --> 01:13:08,589 ♪ It was all getting much too complicated ♪ 1610 01:13:08,723 --> 01:13:09,857 -Right! -[SINGING STOPS] 1611 01:13:11,325 --> 01:13:13,426 All right. 1612 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:14,595 -[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING] -♪ Now you know life is crummy ♪ 1613 01:13:14,729 --> 01:13:16,163 ♪ Well, now you know ♪ 1614 01:13:16,297 --> 01:13:17,932 ♪ I mean, big surprise ♪ 1615 01:13:18,065 --> 01:13:19,767 ♪ People love you and tell you lies ♪ 1616 01:13:19,901 --> 01:13:22,036 ♪ Bricks can tumble From clear blue skies ♪ 1617 01:13:22,169 --> 01:13:24,772 ♪ Put your dimple down, now you know ♪ 1618 01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:27,508 ♪ Okay, there you go That's the sum of it ♪ 1619 01:13:27,642 --> 01:13:29,677 ♪ Now you know ♪ 1620 01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:31,746 ♪ It's called flowers wilt It's called apples rot ♪ 1621 01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:34,181 ♪ It's called thieves get rich And saints get shot ♪ 1622 01:13:34,315 --> 01:13:36,449 ♪ It's called God don't Answer prayers a lot ♪ 1623 01:13:36,584 --> 01:13:40,554 ♪ Okay, now you know ♪ 1624 01:13:40,688 --> 01:13:42,556 ♪ Okay, now you know ♪ 1625 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:45,359 ♪ Now forget it Don't fall apart at the seams ♪ 1626 01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:48,095 ♪ It's called letting go your illusions ♪ 1627 01:13:48,229 --> 01:13:49,964 ♪ And don't confuse them with dreams ♪ 1628 01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:51,933 ♪ If the going's slow ♪ 1629 01:13:52,066 --> 01:13:54,635 ♪ Don't regret it and don't let's go to extremes ♪ 1630 01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:56,436 ♪ It's called what's your choice ♪ 1631 01:13:56,570 --> 01:13:58,239 ♪ It's called count to ten ♪ 1632 01:13:58,372 --> 01:14:00,107 ♪ It's called burn your bridges Start again ♪ 1633 01:14:00,241 --> 01:14:01,676 ♪ You should burn them Every now and then ♪ 1634 01:14:01,809 --> 01:14:03,945 ♪ Or you'll never grow ♪ 1635 01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:06,514 ♪ Because now you grow That's the killer ♪ 1636 01:14:06,647 --> 01:14:08,149 ♪ Is now you grow ♪ 1637 01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:09,784 ♪ You're right, nothing's fair ♪ 1638 01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:11,352 ♪ And it's all a plot ♪ 1639 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:12,586 ♪ And tomorrow doesn't look too hot ♪ 1640 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,322 Right? 1641 01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:16,991 ♪ You better look at what you got ♪ 1642 01:14:17,124 --> 01:14:18,326 ♪ Over here ♪ 1643 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:21,595 ♪ Hello? ♪ 1644 01:14:21,729 --> 01:14:24,598 ♪ Okay, now you know ♪ 1645 01:14:24,732 --> 01:14:26,801 Right? 1646 01:14:26,934 --> 01:14:28,769 GROUP: ♪ So you find a new gal So you write a new play ♪ 1647 01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:30,470 ♪ In a month or two You're going to thank us ♪ 1648 01:14:30,604 --> 01:14:32,273 ♪ You may have missed one road ♪ 1649 01:14:32,406 --> 01:14:33,140 ♪ But there's plenty more to follow ♪ 1650 01:14:33,274 --> 01:14:34,508 Right? 1651 01:14:34,642 --> 01:14:35,676 ♪ We'll go through the canal ♪ 1652 01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,812 ♪ Up the coast to L.A. ♪ 1653 01:14:37,945 --> 01:14:39,780 ♪ You'll come see the place I'm building at Trancas ♪ 1654 01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:41,749 ♪ Hang around here, pal And you're only gonna wallow ♪ 1655 01:14:41,882 --> 01:14:43,351 Right? 1656 01:14:43,483 --> 01:14:46,420 ♪ Best thing that ever could have ♪ 1657 01:14:46,554 --> 01:14:48,789 ♪ I mean, you'll come back I mean, what's the fuss? ♪ 1658 01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:50,291 ♪ I mean, sea and sun and comfort plus ♪ 1659 01:14:50,424 --> 01:14:52,059 ♪ Happened ♪ 1660 01:14:52,193 --> 01:14:54,061 ♪ I mean, after all, you still got us ♪ 1661 01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:57,131 GROUP: ♪ Best thing That ever could have happened ♪ 1662 01:14:57,264 --> 01:15:00,500 ♪ It was all getting Much too complicated ♪ 1663 01:15:00,634 --> 01:15:03,237 ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1664 01:15:03,371 --> 01:15:05,373 ♪ Right, you gotta let go Gotta do it from scratch ♪ 1665 01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:07,375 ♪ Take a long, deep breath Go back to your sources ♪ 1666 01:15:07,508 --> 01:15:09,643 ♪ A little vacation Which is all about forgetting ♪ 1667 01:15:09,777 --> 01:15:11,746 -Right? Right! -GROUP: Right. 1668 01:15:11,879 --> 01:15:13,547 ♪ Then we'll do a new show No, we'll do a whole batch ♪ 1669 01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:14,882 ♪ Maybe one that's all about divorces ♪ 1670 01:15:15,016 --> 01:15:16,684 ♪ I mean, a divorce court ♪ 1671 01:15:16,817 --> 01:15:17,918 ♪ What a fascinating setting, right? ♪ 1672 01:15:18,052 --> 01:15:19,887 GROUP: Right. FRANK: Right. 1673 01:15:20,021 --> 01:15:21,222 GROUP I: ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1674 01:15:21,355 --> 01:15:23,357 GROUP II: ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 1675 01:15:23,491 --> 01:15:25,126 GROUP I: ♪ Best thing that Ever could have happened ♪ 1676 01:15:25,259 --> 01:15:27,695 GROUP II: ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 1677 01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:29,630 GROUP III: ♪ So you'll sit in the sun You'll come back with a tan ♪ 1678 01:15:29,764 --> 01:15:32,466 GROUP II: ♪ Soon enough you're merrily, merrily ♪ 1679 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,735 - ♪ Rolling along ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ It's your time, your time ♪ 1680 01:15:34,869 --> 01:15:37,738 GROUP II: ♪ Rolling along ♪ CHORUS: ♪ It's your time ♪ 1681 01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:40,808 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1682 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:46,914 ♪ What's your choice? It's called count to ten ♪ 1683 01:15:47,048 --> 01:15:48,816 ♪ It's called burn your bridges Start again ♪ 1684 01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:50,751 ♪ You should burn them Every now and then ♪ 1685 01:15:50,885 --> 01:15:52,553 - ♪ Or you'll never grow ♪ -[IMPERCEPTIBLE] 1686 01:15:52,686 --> 01:15:54,188 ♪ Because now you grow, life's a killer ♪ 1687 01:15:54,321 --> 01:15:55,956 ♪ So now you grow ♪ 1688 01:15:56,090 --> 01:15:57,091 MARY: ♪ You're right Nothing's fair ♪ 1689 01:15:57,224 --> 01:15:58,692 ♪ And it's all a plot ♪ 1690 01:15:58,826 --> 01:16:00,061 ♪ And tomorrow doesn't look too hot ♪ 1691 01:16:00,194 --> 01:16:01,796 CHORUS: Right. 1692 01:16:01,929 --> 01:16:03,898 ♪ You better look at what you got ♪ 1693 01:16:04,031 --> 01:16:05,900 CHORUS: ♪ Over here, hello? ♪ 1694 01:16:06,033 --> 01:16:08,302 GROUP I: ♪ Hello? ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Hello? ♪ 1695 01:16:08,436 --> 01:16:11,038 GROUP I: ♪ Over here, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1696 01:16:11,172 --> 01:16:13,741 GROUP I: ♪ It's here, hello, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1697 01:16:13,874 --> 01:16:16,444 GROUP I: ♪ It's here, hello, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1698 01:16:16,577 --> 01:16:17,278 GROUP I: ♪ It's here, hello, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1699 01:16:17,411 --> 01:16:18,112 -Right! -Right! 1700 01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:19,947 -Write! -Right! 1701 01:16:20,081 --> 01:16:21,482 -Right! Right! Right! Right! -Right! Right! Right! Right! 1702 01:16:21,615 --> 01:16:23,584 -I love you, Frank! -[INCOHERENT YELLING] 1703 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,554 CHORUS: ♪ Now you know! ♪ 1704 01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:27,556 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1705 01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:39,568 [SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING, GUSSIE'S OPENING NUMBER ] 1706 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:50,044 ♪ He's only a boy ♪ 1707 01:16:51,112 --> 01:16:55,316 ♪ Why do I think he loves me? ♪ 1708 01:16:55,449 --> 01:16:59,920 ♪ Maybe he loves what I can do for him ♪ 1709 01:17:00,054 --> 01:17:04,291 ♪ Maybe he thinks that I'll come through for him ♪ 1710 01:17:04,425 --> 01:17:08,597 ♪ Maybe the moon is cheese ♪ 1711 01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:11,298 ♪ And yet maybe ♪ 1712 01:17:11,432 --> 01:17:13,701 ♪ Maybe ♪ 1713 01:17:13,834 --> 01:17:18,439 ♪ Something real is happening here ♪ 1714 01:17:18,573 --> 01:17:20,609 ♪ But, baby ♪ 1715 01:17:20,741 --> 01:17:23,110 ♪ You're a baby ♪ 1716 01:17:23,244 --> 01:17:25,913 ♪ And the man I'm married to ♪ 1717 01:17:26,046 --> 01:17:31,185 ♪ Needs me near ♪ 1718 01:17:31,318 --> 01:17:32,486 Ha! 1719 01:17:32,621 --> 01:17:33,687 ♪ Okay ♪ 1720 01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:40,327 ♪ The moon is cheese ♪ 1721 01:17:40,461 --> 01:17:44,165 ♪ And I love the guy I shouldn't ♪ 1722 01:17:44,298 --> 01:17:46,700 ♪ And I don't the one I should ♪ 1723 01:17:46,834 --> 01:17:48,502 ♪ Ah, but love is blind ♪ 1724 01:17:48,637 --> 01:17:51,506 ♪ And I go for the kind That I finally find ♪ 1725 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,841 ♪ Is no good ♪ 1726 01:17:53,974 --> 01:17:57,512 - ♪ Ah ♪ -BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Is no good ♪ 1727 01:17:57,646 --> 01:18:00,748 ♪ And as we're going along ♪ 1728 01:18:00,881 --> 01:18:02,683 ♪ And as we're going along ♪ 1729 01:18:02,816 --> 01:18:07,821 ♪ You take for granted Some love will wear away ♪ 1730 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:11,091 ♪ We took for granted a lot ♪ 1731 01:18:11,225 --> 01:18:12,726 ♪ But still I say ♪ 1732 01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:16,330 ♪ We could have kept on growing ♪ 1733 01:18:16,463 --> 01:18:18,098 ♪ Growing, bop ♪ 1734 01:18:18,232 --> 01:18:20,167 ♪ Instead of just kept on ♪ 1735 01:18:20,301 --> 01:18:22,836 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Kept on growing ♪ 1736 01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:25,406 ♪ On ♪ 1737 01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:27,576 -♪ We had a good thing ♪ -BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Ba, ba-da ♪ 1738 01:18:27,708 --> 01:18:28,876 -♪ going ♪ -♪ ba-da ♪ 1739 01:18:29,009 --> 01:18:31,178 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Going ♪ 1740 01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:33,013 - ♪ Going ♪ - BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Gone ♪ 1741 01:18:33,147 --> 01:18:38,152 -[BACKUP SINGERS SCATTING] - ♪ Gone ♪ 1742 01:18:38,285 --> 01:18:39,887 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Going ♪ 1743 01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:42,691 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Gone ♪ 1744 01:18:42,823 --> 01:18:44,825 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1745 01:18:46,994 --> 01:18:48,495 Just in time, but we got to go fast. 1746 01:18:48,630 --> 01:18:49,396 We're gonna make it just in time for the ending! 1747 01:18:50,965 --> 01:18:52,199 [WHIMPERING] 1748 01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:54,201 -Shh! -Shush! 1749 01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:56,605 You got an opening night inside, or did you forget? 1750 01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:58,973 We're sorry, we're very sorry, but something amazing happened. 1751 01:18:59,106 --> 01:19:00,709 Ah, I'll say amazing. 1752 01:19:00,841 --> 01:19:03,811 When, suddenly, right before the 11:00 number, 1753 01:19:03,944 --> 01:19:06,914 the whole pack of you jumps right out of your seats, 1754 01:19:07,047 --> 01:19:08,983 turns and runs straight up the center aisle, like a bunch of... 1755 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:11,885 -like a bunch of meshuggeners. -Yes. 1756 01:19:12,019 --> 01:19:13,487 It... It was Evelyn. 1757 01:19:13,622 --> 01:19:14,922 Suddenly, just like that, she went into labor. 1758 01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:16,423 And being Evelyn, she didn't tell us 1759 01:19:16,558 --> 01:19:18,459 until her pains were only five minutes apart. 1760 01:19:18,593 --> 01:19:20,695 We just a second ago got her into a cab. 1761 01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:22,229 What in the hell are you doing here? 1762 01:19:22,363 --> 01:19:24,131 No, my wife would not let me into the cab. 1763 01:19:24,265 --> 01:19:26,267 Evelyn refused to let Charley miss our first opening night. 1764 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,135 She even brought a tape recorder to record the applause. 1765 01:19:28,269 --> 01:19:31,305 [CHUCKLES] From your mouth to God's ear. 1766 01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:32,540 At the very second the applause is over, 1767 01:19:32,674 --> 01:19:34,108 Charley, I have that cab waiting. 1768 01:19:34,241 --> 01:19:35,976 We are gonna fly to the hospital in record time. 1769 01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,478 -I promise. -Shh. 1770 01:19:40,381 --> 01:19:41,949 They're quiet. 1771 01:19:42,950 --> 01:19:44,485 Very quiet. 1772 01:19:44,619 --> 01:19:46,086 When an audience is quiet like that, 1773 01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:49,390 it means that they are really concentrating. 1774 01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:54,128 "Shut up, Mary." 1775 01:19:54,261 --> 01:19:56,163 We should go back in for the closing. 1776 01:19:56,297 --> 01:19:57,498 [STAMMERS] 1777 01:19:57,632 --> 01:19:59,166 I didn't mean "the closing." 1778 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:00,834 BETH: Okay, Mama, now, the cab there 1779 01:20:00,968 --> 01:20:02,369 with the meter running is for Charley, 1780 01:20:02,503 --> 01:20:04,305 so you and Daddy take the one right behind it. 1781 01:20:04,438 --> 01:20:06,006 And I will see you very soon, little bit, and I'll tell you 1782 01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:07,542 every single thing that happened. 1783 01:20:07,676 --> 01:20:08,942 Oh, I wanted him to be here opening night. 1784 01:20:09,076 --> 01:20:10,210 Oh, Frank, he's been here 1785 01:20:10,344 --> 01:20:11,945 -opening night. -[FRANK CHUCKLES] 1786 01:20:12,079 --> 01:20:13,347 -Mwah! We love you very much. -[CAB HORN HONKING] 1787 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,015 And we thank you very much. 1788 01:20:15,149 --> 01:20:16,817 MR. SPENCER: I don't understand 1789 01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:20,154 why in hell any human being in his right mind would... 1790 01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:22,056 -Ever, ever live... -ALL: Ever, ever live... 1791 01:20:22,189 --> 01:20:24,124 -...in New York City. -ALL: ...in New York City. 1792 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,762 Charley, let's do another show. 1793 01:20:27,895 --> 01:20:29,997 BETH: Yes. MARY: Yes, and then another, 1794 01:20:30,130 --> 01:20:31,198 and then another, and then another. 1795 01:20:31,332 --> 01:20:34,101 Yeah, and, and... 1796 01:20:34,769 --> 01:20:36,203 I'll produce it. 1797 01:20:37,071 --> 01:20:38,038 Wait a minute, Joe. 1798 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:39,873 You'll produce "Take a Left"? 1799 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:41,509 [LAUGHS] 1800 01:20:41,643 --> 01:20:43,678 First I say, get yourselves a couple of hits. 1801 01:20:43,812 --> 01:20:45,613 Show 'em you can make money. 1802 01:20:45,747 --> 01:20:49,651 Then, then you can do that political flop 1803 01:20:49,784 --> 01:20:53,354 and show 'em you got... [SCOFFS] ...integrity. 1804 01:20:53,487 --> 01:20:56,791 Me, I got such an idea for you guys, so commercial. 1805 01:20:56,924 --> 01:21:01,295 First you'll hate it, then you'll love it. 1806 01:21:01,428 --> 01:21:03,063 Frank, you know I never say anything, 1807 01:21:03,197 --> 01:21:04,532 but I'm gonna say this. 1808 01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:07,868 For me, for me, just do one more for Joe, 1809 01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:09,537 and then you can go and do "Take a Left." 1810 01:21:09,671 --> 01:21:11,205 I know the kind of music I want to write. 1811 01:21:11,338 --> 01:21:12,741 I also know that it's very hard on you right now, 1812 01:21:12,873 --> 01:21:14,542 but Beth, I am asking you to trust me. 1813 01:21:14,676 --> 01:21:15,909 And I am asking you to trust me. 1814 01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:17,878 Beth, guys, right now is the time. 1815 01:21:18,011 --> 01:21:19,113 You got to do your own stuff. 1816 01:21:19,246 --> 01:21:20,782 Mary, you don't have a child 1817 01:21:20,914 --> 01:21:22,249 and you just had yourself a bestseller, 1818 01:21:22,383 --> 01:21:24,218 so that's very easy for you to say. 1819 01:21:24,351 --> 01:21:25,720 Yeah, Beth, trust me, 1820 01:21:25,854 --> 01:21:27,454 success ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1821 01:21:27,589 --> 01:21:29,591 I think Charley and I will handle success very well. 1822 01:21:30,759 --> 01:21:32,694 Look how well we've handled failure. 1823 01:21:32,827 --> 01:21:34,395 [CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1824 01:21:34,529 --> 01:21:35,563 [STAMMERS] 1825 01:21:35,697 --> 01:21:36,930 [IMITATES CORK POPPING] 1826 01:21:38,867 --> 01:21:40,869 -♪ Listen to that ♪ -[ IT'S A HIT PLAYING] 1827 01:21:41,001 --> 01:21:43,237 - ♪ Will you listen to that ♪ -[HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1828 01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:47,341 ♪ Do you know what that means? ♪ 1829 01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:49,109 ♪ Let me tell you what that means ♪ 1830 01:21:49,243 --> 01:21:50,911 ♪ Wait, no, anyone who even thinks it ♪ 1831 01:21:51,044 --> 01:21:53,247 ♪ Don't say it, you'll jinx it ♪ 1832 01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:56,551 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 1833 01:21:58,653 --> 01:22:01,021 - ♪ Listen to that ♪ -[LAUGHING] 1834 01:22:01,155 --> 01:22:03,558 ♪ Did you listen to that? ♪ 1835 01:22:03,691 --> 01:22:05,593 ♪ Does that make you feel proud? ♪ 1836 01:22:05,727 --> 01:22:07,461 ♪ Well, feel more than just proud ♪ 1837 01:22:07,595 --> 01:22:09,096 ♪ Okay, wait, I'll tempt fate ♪ 1838 01:22:09,229 --> 01:22:12,966 ♪ And I'll state it out loud ♪ 1839 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,402 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 1840 01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:23,177 ♪ That's the sound ♪ 1841 01:22:23,310 --> 01:22:26,614 ♪ Of a ♪ 1842 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:29,751 ♪ Hit ♪ 1843 01:22:29,884 --> 01:22:31,586 ♪ It's a hit ♪ 1844 01:22:31,719 --> 01:22:35,088 ♪ Gang, I think this is it ♪ 1845 01:22:35,222 --> 01:22:38,325 ♪ No more writing clever little shows ♪ 1846 01:22:38,459 --> 01:22:41,228 ♪ For those basement saloons ♪ 1847 01:22:41,361 --> 01:22:43,765 ♪ No more proclamations from the pros ♪ 1848 01:22:43,898 --> 01:22:45,600 ♪ That you can't hum the tune ♪ 1849 01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:47,401 ♪ No more sneaking in at intermission ♪ 1850 01:22:47,535 --> 01:22:49,136 ♪ To the plays you wish you could afford ♪ 1851 01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:50,504 ♪ Or producers having you audition ♪ 1852 01:22:50,638 --> 01:22:52,574 ♪ Whenever they're bored ♪ 1853 01:22:52,707 --> 01:22:55,409 ♪ And who say right away As you play the first chord ♪ 1854 01:22:55,543 --> 01:22:57,812 "Boys, boys, it's very... 1855 01:22:57,946 --> 01:23:00,515 -"What is the word? Interesting. -[OTHERS GROAN] 1856 01:23:00,648 --> 01:23:02,282 "And if I had the slightest belief 1857 01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:05,185 "any audiences would come, I would do it in a minute. 1858 01:23:05,319 --> 01:23:06,521 "Next!" 1859 01:23:06,654 --> 01:23:08,155 ♪ We're a hit, we're a hit ♪ 1860 01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:09,891 ♪ Standing up, the whole bit ♪ 1861 01:23:10,023 --> 01:23:11,726 ♪ No more coaching those sopranos ♪ 1862 01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:13,695 ♪ With voices like bees ♪ 1863 01:23:13,828 --> 01:23:16,330 ♪ No more secondhand pianos With six broken keys ♪ 1864 01:23:16,463 --> 01:23:18,131 ♪ No more agents giving you opinions ♪ 1865 01:23:18,265 --> 01:23:19,734 ♪ As they turn you over to their minions ♪ 1866 01:23:19,868 --> 01:23:21,468 GROUP: ♪ As for these guarantees ♪ 1867 01:23:21,603 --> 01:23:22,737 ♪ We should please thank the Lord ♪ 1868 01:23:22,871 --> 01:23:24,137 ♪ It's a hit, it's a hit ♪ 1869 01:23:24,271 --> 01:23:26,240 ♪ Will my folks have a fit ♪ 1870 01:23:26,373 --> 01:23:28,510 ♪ After all of that baloney They made me go through ♪ 1871 01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:30,512 ♪ All that, "Honey, not that he's a phony ♪ 1872 01:23:30,645 --> 01:23:32,714 ♪ "But what does he do?" ♪ 1873 01:23:32,847 --> 01:23:35,517 ♪ Will their faces be stony When they see on their Sony ♪ 1874 01:23:35,650 --> 01:23:39,486 ♪ Someone handing the phony a Tony Award ♪ 1875 01:23:41,121 --> 01:23:42,624 I would like to begin by thanking 1876 01:23:42,757 --> 01:23:44,726 all the hundreds of people who have turned down 1877 01:23:44,859 --> 01:23:47,227 every show I have ever written 1878 01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:51,031 so that I could win tonight for this one. 1879 01:23:51,164 --> 01:23:54,167 [CROWD CHEERING OVER TAPE RECORDER] 1880 01:23:54,301 --> 01:23:55,970 Thank you. 1881 01:23:56,103 --> 01:23:58,006 ♪ Listen to that Will you listen to that ♪ 1882 01:23:58,138 --> 01:23:59,974 ♪ Tell me, is that a noise Or is that a noise? ♪ 1883 01:24:00,107 --> 01:24:01,576 ♪ That is a noise we've been waiting ♪ 1884 01:24:01,709 --> 01:24:03,811 ♪ The whole of our lives to hear ♪ 1885 01:24:03,945 --> 01:24:06,213 BETH: ♪ Listen to that ♪ FRANK: ♪ Listen to that ♪ 1886 01:24:06,346 --> 01:24:08,683 - ♪ Will you listen to that ♪ - ♪ To that ♪ 1887 01:24:08,816 --> 01:24:10,752 - ♪ Honey, is that a noise ♪ - ♪ I can't stand it ♪ 1888 01:24:10,885 --> 01:24:12,520 ♪ Or is that a noise? That is the loveliest noise ♪ 1889 01:24:12,654 --> 01:24:14,221 ♪ For a breadwinning wife to hear ♪ 1890 01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:16,390 ♪ Listen to that, that's obscene ♪ 1891 01:24:16,524 --> 01:24:18,125 -JOE: ♪ Listen to that ♪ - ♪ Listen to that ♪ 1892 01:24:18,258 --> 01:24:19,928 ♪ That is a noise, that is really a ♪ 1893 01:24:20,060 --> 01:24:21,963 ♪ That's the noise I've been waiting ♪ 1894 01:24:22,095 --> 01:24:23,631 - ♪ My life to hear ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1895 01:24:23,765 --> 01:24:25,867 ♪ Listen to that, listen to that ♪ 1896 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,936 ALL: ♪ Will you listen to that Will you listen to that ♪ 1897 01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:29,938 ♪ That's the sound of An audience losing its mind ♪ 1898 01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:31,706 ♪ It's the Pope on his balcony Blessing mankind ♪ 1899 01:24:31,839 --> 01:24:33,106 ♪ Folks, it's Funny Girl, Fiddler ♪ 1900 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:38,813 ♪ And Dolly combine... ♪ 1901 01:24:38,947 --> 01:24:39,948 ♪ ...d ♪ 1902 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:41,114 [CHUCKLING] 1903 01:24:41,248 --> 01:24:45,285 ♪ It's a hit ♪ 1904 01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:49,857 ♪ It's a hit, it's a palpable hit ♪ 1905 01:24:49,991 --> 01:24:51,693 ♪ If it only even runs a minute ♪ 1906 01:24:51,826 --> 01:24:53,561 ♪ At least it's a wedge ♪ 1907 01:24:53,695 --> 01:24:55,597 ♪ It's the theater And we're really in it ♪ 1908 01:24:55,730 --> 01:24:57,431 ♪ Not just on the edge ♪ 1909 01:24:57,565 --> 01:24:59,232 ♪ If your spirits ever need improving ♪ 1910 01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:01,035 ♪ You can drop in any night for free ♪ 1911 01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:02,369 ♪ But the thing that's positively moving ♪ 1912 01:25:02,502 --> 01:25:04,271 ♪ You could have fooled me ♪ 1913 01:25:04,404 --> 01:25:06,106 FRANK AND CHARLEY: ♪ Is we're still old friends ♪ 1914 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:09,611 ♪ Nothing can kill old friends ♪ 1915 01:25:09,744 --> 01:25:12,346 FRANK, CHARLEY AND MARY: ♪ Where there's a will, old friends ♪ 1916 01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:16,017 ♪ Don't need success to survive ♪ 1917 01:25:16,149 --> 01:25:18,920 ALL: ♪ And us, old friends ♪ 1918 01:25:19,053 --> 01:25:22,023 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1919 01:25:22,155 --> 01:25:25,827 ♪ We've got a surefire Genuine, walkaway ♪ 1920 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:28,796 ♪ Blockbuster, lines down to Broadway ♪ 1921 01:25:28,930 --> 01:25:31,599 ♪ Boffola, sensational ♪ 1922 01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:35,168 ♪ Box office, lollapalooza ♪ 1923 01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:39,339 ♪ Gargantuan ♪ 1924 01:25:39,473 --> 01:25:40,675 ♪ Hit ♪ 1925 01:25:40,808 --> 01:25:42,476 ♪ It's a hit ♪ 1926 01:25:42,610 --> 01:25:45,312 ♪ It's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit ♪ 1927 01:25:45,445 --> 01:25:50,317 ♪ It's a hit! ♪ 1928 01:25:50,450 --> 01:25:52,352 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1929 01:25:54,254 --> 01:25:57,659 [ALL LAUGHING, MURMURING] 1930 01:25:57,792 --> 01:26:00,028 This is what everybody lives for! 1931 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:03,463 Now we go back in and fake being modest. 1932 01:26:03,598 --> 01:26:04,799 [LAUGHING] 1933 01:26:04,932 --> 01:26:06,868 No, no, no, I'm having a baby! 1934 01:26:07,001 --> 01:26:08,670 -We're coming! -God! Wait, wait, wait! 1935 01:26:08,803 --> 01:26:10,437 What about the opening party? 1936 01:26:10,571 --> 01:26:12,006 You two, go to the party. 1937 01:26:12,140 --> 01:26:13,473 Frank, I will do one more for Joe Josephson, 1938 01:26:13,608 --> 01:26:15,175 -but just one more. -One more. 1939 01:26:15,308 --> 01:26:17,377 -And then it's our time. -One more. Okay, come on. 1940 01:26:17,512 --> 01:26:18,846 [BOTH SCREAM EXCITEDLY] 1941 01:26:18,980 --> 01:26:20,882 Frank, I was there for Evelyn's last baby, 1942 01:26:21,015 --> 01:26:22,817 and I don't want to miss this one, but you, 1943 01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:24,251 you go to the party without me. 1944 01:26:24,384 --> 01:26:26,353 No, honey. Absolutely not. No, no, no. 1945 01:26:26,486 --> 01:26:29,090 Yes, yes, yes. I am so proud of you. 1946 01:26:29,222 --> 01:26:30,758 Okay, if I don't see you at the hospital, 1947 01:26:30,892 --> 01:26:33,561 I'll see you at home later. 1948 01:26:33,695 --> 01:26:36,196 -[FRANK LAUGHING] -[GRUNTING EXCITEDLY] 1949 01:26:36,329 --> 01:26:38,166 I love you so much! 1950 01:26:38,298 --> 01:26:40,367 Wait, Beth. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1951 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:43,403 Now, look, with, with Gussie there, I urge you, 1952 01:26:43,538 --> 01:26:45,139 you go with Frank. 1953 01:26:45,272 --> 01:26:46,741 Sometimes you just have to trust, Mary. 1954 01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:48,710 Well, and sometimes you don't. 1955 01:26:50,277 --> 01:26:52,513 I would never want a man I couldn't trust. 1956 01:26:55,449 --> 01:26:58,052 JOE: Hey! Hey, hey. 1957 01:26:58,186 --> 01:26:59,654 -Big man. -[FRANK CHUCKLES] 1958 01:26:59,787 --> 01:27:01,321 You got a ride to this fancy-schmancy party? 1959 01:27:01,455 --> 01:27:02,590 I can only stay one or two minutes. 1960 01:27:02,724 --> 01:27:03,925 GUSSIE: Oh! 1961 01:27:04,058 --> 01:27:05,026 Was that not why we do all this? 1962 01:27:05,159 --> 01:27:06,761 Was that not just heaven? 1963 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:08,261 [JOE GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 1964 01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:09,362 I got to go make nice with the backers. 1965 01:27:09,496 --> 01:27:11,699 You two, take our car. 1966 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,669 I won't be able to afford this big man now. 1967 01:27:15,703 --> 01:27:16,771 You watch. 1968 01:27:17,504 --> 01:27:19,207 [JOE CHUCKLES] 1969 01:27:19,339 --> 01:27:23,276 What a blessing it has been to find another pure artist. 1970 01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:24,812 -[LAUGHS] -So often I have just 1971 01:27:24,946 --> 01:27:26,748 wanted to thank you. 1972 01:27:26,881 --> 01:27:29,650 But Franklin Shepard, I think that there's been a conspiracy 1973 01:27:29,784 --> 01:27:31,251 to keep you from me. 1974 01:27:31,384 --> 01:27:33,888 Miss Carnegie, I owe you so much. 1975 01:27:34,021 --> 01:27:35,890 Didn't I tell you a few years ago... 1976 01:27:37,925 --> 01:27:40,762 it's fate that brought us together? 1977 01:27:42,764 --> 01:27:45,233 Now you, all you've done these past months 1978 01:27:45,365 --> 01:27:47,235 -is work, work, work! -[CHUCKLES] 1979 01:27:47,367 --> 01:27:51,471 Tonight, let me show you how divine it is to be number one. 1980 01:27:51,606 --> 01:27:54,876 Everyone is waiting to meet the man of the hour. 1981 01:28:03,885 --> 01:28:05,452 [CROWD CHEERING OVER TAPE RECORDER] 1982 01:28:05,586 --> 01:28:06,788 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, FOURTH TRANSITION ] 1983 01:28:06,921 --> 01:28:08,923 TYLER: ♪ Dreams don't die ♪ 1984 01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:14,929 ♪ So keep an eye on your dream ♪ 1985 01:28:15,062 --> 01:28:19,100 GROUP: ♪ 'Cause before you know where you are ♪ 1986 01:28:19,233 --> 01:28:21,301 ♪ There you are ♪ 1987 01:28:21,434 --> 01:28:25,006 ♪ Time goes by and dreams go dry ♪ 1988 01:28:25,139 --> 01:28:31,546 ♪ But you can't give up on your dream ♪ 1989 01:28:31,679 --> 01:28:32,880 ♪ Tend your dream ♪ 1990 01:28:33,014 --> 01:28:35,382 CHORUS: ♪ Some roads are easy ♪ 1991 01:28:35,516 --> 01:28:37,018 ♪ Dreams take time ♪ 1992 01:28:37,151 --> 01:28:39,053 CHORUS: ♪ Some roads are all uphill ♪ 1993 01:28:39,187 --> 01:28:40,888 BUNKER: ♪ All uphill ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Time goes by ♪ 1994 01:28:41,022 --> 01:28:44,391 ♪ Some roads you plod along with a will ♪ 1995 01:28:44,525 --> 01:28:47,562 ♪ Some roads you travel Just for the thrill ♪ 1996 01:28:47,695 --> 01:28:50,031 - ♪ Bend your dreams ♪ -DORY: ♪ Some roads are breezy ♪ 1997 01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:52,867 - ♪ Some roads are breezy ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ With the road ♪ 1998 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,503 ♪ Some roads are full Of jiggles and bumps ♪ 1999 01:28:56,637 --> 01:29:00,608 ♪ Can't let it get you down in the dumps ♪ 2000 01:29:00,741 --> 01:29:04,679 ♪ Don't let it get you down in the dumps ♪ 2001 01:29:04,812 --> 01:29:06,881 ♪ 1964 ♪ 2002 01:29:07,014 --> 01:29:08,649 ♪ 1963 ♪ 2003 01:29:08,783 --> 01:29:13,187 ALL: ♪ 1962 ♪ 2004 01:29:13,321 --> 01:29:15,056 -[ THE BLOB - PART 1 PLAYING] -[WHOOPING EXCITED CHATTER] 2005 01:29:15,189 --> 01:29:17,457 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 2006 01:29:17,592 --> 01:29:19,827 - ♪ Have you seen? ♪ - ♪ How was it? ♪ 2007 01:29:19,961 --> 01:29:22,230 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ - ♪ Do you mean? ♪ 2008 01:29:22,362 --> 01:29:24,332 - ♪ That does it ♪ - ♪ You're not serious ♪ 2009 01:29:24,464 --> 01:29:25,333 - ♪ Have you seen? ♪ - ♪ Darling ♪ 2010 01:29:25,465 --> 01:29:27,835 ♪ How was it? ♪ 2011 01:29:27,969 --> 01:29:29,904 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ - ♪ We bought the most ♪ 2012 01:29:30,037 --> 01:29:32,273 - ♪ Darling ♪ - ♪ That does it ♪ 2013 01:29:32,405 --> 01:29:34,208 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ -MAN: ♪ We had the best ♪ 2014 01:29:34,342 --> 01:29:36,344 - ♪ How was it? ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2015 01:29:36,476 --> 01:29:38,746 -WOMEN: ♪ Darling ♪ - ♪ Did you ever ♪ 2016 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,514 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ It's the best ♪ 2017 01:29:40,648 --> 01:29:42,216 ♪ It's the first, it's the finest ♪ 2018 01:29:42,350 --> 01:29:44,185 ♪ It's the latest, it's the least ♪ 2019 01:29:44,318 --> 01:29:45,953 ♪ It's the worst, It's the absolutely lowest ♪ 2020 01:29:46,087 --> 01:29:47,688 ♪ It's the greatest, it's the single ♪ 2021 01:29:47,822 --> 01:29:49,023 ♪ It's the only, it's the perfect ♪ 2022 01:29:49,156 --> 01:29:49,757 ♪ It's the... Hi! Dreadful ♪ 2023 01:29:49,891 --> 01:29:51,125 BETH: Oh, Frank, Frank. 2024 01:29:51,259 --> 01:29:52,159 -That's the mayor. [EXCLAIMS] -FRANK: I know. I know. 2025 01:29:52,293 --> 01:29:53,694 [GASPS] She's my favorite actress. 2026 01:29:53,828 --> 01:29:54,896 FRANK: I see, I see. BETH: Oh, do you see who she's with? 2027 01:29:55,029 --> 01:29:56,297 Beth, I'm not looking for celebrities. 2028 01:29:56,429 --> 01:29:57,698 -I'm looking for Charley. -Oh, Frank, you can do both. 2029 01:29:57,832 --> 01:30:00,433 I've never seen so many famous people. 2030 01:30:00,568 --> 01:30:01,669 [SCREAMS EXCITEDLY] 2031 01:30:01,802 --> 01:30:03,671 ALL: What? Who? Where? 2032 01:30:04,872 --> 01:30:06,340 Oh. 2033 01:30:08,342 --> 01:30:09,710 So, what did he say? 2034 01:30:09,844 --> 01:30:11,345 I haven't talked to him yet, but it's obvious 2035 01:30:11,478 --> 01:30:13,214 he didn't invite us here because we fit in so well. 2036 01:30:13,347 --> 01:30:14,782 I am more sure than ever that he wants to option our show. 2037 01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:16,751 I'm sure, too, but let's not be too sure. 2038 01:30:16,884 --> 01:30:18,619 I just have the pastry concession. 2039 01:30:18,753 --> 01:30:20,087 You are the one who's supposed to be handling the business. 2040 01:30:20,221 --> 01:30:22,023 I am handling it. Charley, you watch. 2041 01:30:22,156 --> 01:30:24,091 All this time we put into our writing, it is gonna pay off. 2042 01:30:24,225 --> 01:30:25,326 Well, I don't care what he asks. 2043 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:27,161 You just say yes. 2044 01:30:27,295 --> 01:30:31,165 All I want is for us to be rich as long as we've been poor. 2045 01:30:31,299 --> 01:30:33,000 FRANK: There are a lot of sophisticated people here. 2046 01:30:33,134 --> 01:30:34,669 BETH: Oh, God. 2047 01:30:34,802 --> 01:30:36,837 If I had known that, I would have worn earrings. 2048 01:30:38,806 --> 01:30:40,440 -Oh, gosh. -Oh, what's going on? 2049 01:30:40,574 --> 01:30:41,976 -Those people over there. -Uh-huh? 2050 01:30:42,109 --> 01:30:43,177 They're smoking marijuana. 2051 01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:49,183 I've smelled it before. 2052 01:30:50,251 --> 01:30:51,451 In the Village. 2053 01:30:53,254 --> 01:30:55,323 I thought it was autumn. 2054 01:30:55,455 --> 01:30:57,892 -[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] -ALL: What? [GASPING] 2055 01:30:58,025 --> 01:31:00,227 ALL: ♪ Darling, we saw the new ♪ 2056 01:31:00,361 --> 01:31:03,631 ♪ Darling, we had the most Bad, it was good ♪ 2057 01:31:03,764 --> 01:31:05,333 - ♪ It's the biggest ♪ - ♪ He's a genius ♪ 2058 01:31:05,465 --> 01:31:07,435 ♪ Well, he can't, but he used to ♪ 2059 01:31:07,568 --> 01:31:08,302 ♪ It's the dumbest, she's a genius It's the... ♪ 2060 01:31:08,436 --> 01:31:09,403 FRANK: Hi, hi, hi. 2061 01:31:09,537 --> 01:31:11,105 I don't know if you remember me. 2062 01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:12,506 I'm Franklin Shepard, and this is Charley Kringas, 2063 01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:14,141 -who writes my lyrics. -Remember you? 2064 01:31:14,275 --> 01:31:15,776 You're the reason we're giving this bash, 2065 01:31:15,910 --> 01:31:17,578 according to our accountant, anyway. 2066 01:31:17,712 --> 01:31:19,113 [GRUNTS] Oh, God. 2067 01:31:19,246 --> 01:31:20,581 Sorry. 2068 01:31:20,715 --> 01:31:21,949 And this is Beth, my wife Beth. 2069 01:31:22,083 --> 01:31:23,417 -Do you write songs, too? -Oh, no. 2070 01:31:23,551 --> 01:31:26,153 Right now, I'm the family breadwinner. 2071 01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:28,456 You don't mind if I kidnap him, do you? 2072 01:31:31,859 --> 01:31:34,662 I have invited the richest and the most influential people 2073 01:31:34,795 --> 01:31:36,063 in this town tonight. 2074 01:31:36,197 --> 01:31:39,066 Not one of whom is as rich or influential 2075 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:41,235 as you're going to be. 2076 01:31:41,369 --> 01:31:43,304 I call them "the Blob." 2077 01:31:43,437 --> 01:31:45,539 They absorb everything. 2078 01:31:45,673 --> 01:31:47,375 ♪ Meet the Blob ♪ 2079 01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:49,510 ♪ The bodies you read about ♪ 2080 01:31:49,643 --> 01:31:51,879 ♪ The ones who know everyone ♪ 2081 01:31:52,013 --> 01:31:53,347 ♪ That everyone knows ♪ 2082 01:31:53,481 --> 01:31:55,516 GROUP: ♪ Hi! Dreadful! ♪ 2083 01:31:55,649 --> 01:31:57,818 - ♪ Fabulous! ♪ -GUSSIE: ♪ Meet the Blob ♪ 2084 01:31:57,952 --> 01:32:00,187 - ♪ Not many and yet ♪ - GROUP: ♪ Oh, right ♪ 2085 01:32:00,321 --> 01:32:02,623 - ♪ You never see one ♪ - GROUP: ♪ What? No ♪ 2086 01:32:02,757 --> 01:32:04,191 - ♪ They come as a set ♪ - GROUP: ♪ Who, him? ♪ 2087 01:32:04,325 --> 01:32:05,659 GUSSIE: ♪ And we're in their debt ♪ 2088 01:32:05,793 --> 01:32:07,661 GROUP: ♪ But what do you think? ♪ 2089 01:32:07,795 --> 01:32:09,597 GUSSIE: ♪ 'Cause, honeybunch, They write the books ♪ 2090 01:32:09,730 --> 01:32:11,465 ♪ And put on the shows And run the saloons ♪ 2091 01:32:11,599 --> 01:32:13,701 - ♪ And design the clothes ♪ -[GRUNTS] 2092 01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:15,236 - ♪ They keep us natives on our toes ♪ -[MOANING] 2093 01:32:15,369 --> 01:32:17,805 GROUP: ♪ Albee, Warhol, Kurosawa ♪ 2094 01:32:17,938 --> 01:32:19,740 ♪ They read the books And go to the shows ♪ 2095 01:32:19,874 --> 01:32:21,976 ♪ And swamp the saloons Wearing all the clothes ♪ 2096 01:32:22,109 --> 01:32:23,811 ♪ What you might call a glut ♪ 2097 01:32:23,944 --> 01:32:25,980 ♪ But they're the most important people ♪ 2098 01:32:26,113 --> 01:32:27,415 ♪ In the most important city In the most important country ♪ 2099 01:32:27,548 --> 01:32:29,183 ♪ In the you-know-what ♪ 2100 01:32:29,316 --> 01:32:30,851 GROUP: ♪ Heavy! Miltown! ♪ 2101 01:32:30,985 --> 01:32:33,454 ♪ Gestalt ♪ 2102 01:32:33,587 --> 01:32:34,855 -[SONG ENDS] -GUSSIE: [CHUCKLES] Beth, 2103 01:32:34,989 --> 01:32:37,258 darling. You don't have any hooch. 2104 01:32:37,391 --> 01:32:38,692 Oh, oh! Oh! 2105 01:32:38,826 --> 01:32:41,395 Oh, I'm going to open my veins. 2106 01:32:41,530 --> 01:32:43,297 Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay. 2107 01:32:43,431 --> 01:32:45,433 It better be, 'cause now I own it. 2108 01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:47,968 [STUTTERS] Joe, Joe, come quick. 2109 01:32:48,102 --> 01:32:50,438 We have a gigantic catastrophe. Oh, this is scandalous. 2110 01:32:50,571 --> 01:32:52,106 Joe? Joe? 2111 01:32:52,239 --> 01:32:56,545 Come and take this gorgeous person up to my closet, 2112 01:32:56,677 --> 01:32:58,779 and she is gonna choose some rag of mine. 2113 01:32:59,514 --> 01:33:00,714 Move! Joe, please. 2114 01:33:00,848 --> 01:33:02,450 I am paralyzed with shame. 2115 01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:04,085 Oh, did you talk to my wife? 2116 01:33:04,218 --> 01:33:06,521 We have something in mind maybe for Broadway. 2117 01:33:06,654 --> 01:33:08,456 GUSSIE: Joe, if you don't hurry, 2118 01:33:08,589 --> 01:33:10,525 I'm going to throw myself down the garbage disposal. 2119 01:33:10,658 --> 01:33:12,026 -Now move! -[JOE CHUCKLES] 2120 01:33:14,261 --> 01:33:16,397 Your new songs are just beautiful. 2121 01:33:16,531 --> 01:33:18,099 I've got some newer ones. 2122 01:33:18,232 --> 01:33:20,234 [LAUGHS] You're wonderful. 2123 01:33:20,367 --> 01:33:22,603 I just admire people like you so much. 2124 01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:25,372 You seem to know everyone and do everything. 2125 01:33:25,507 --> 01:33:27,374 Yes, I do. 2126 01:33:28,442 --> 01:33:30,945 One day, I just made myself up. 2127 01:33:31,979 --> 01:33:33,347 And now I never change. 2128 01:33:33,481 --> 01:33:36,617 Instead, I change the people around me. 2129 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:37,685 -[FINGERS SNAP] -Scotty, 2130 01:33:37,818 --> 01:33:39,487 precious, 2131 01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:42,690 this is your new client, Franklin Shepard. 2132 01:33:42,823 --> 01:33:44,125 Well, I'll holler on you tomorrow. 2133 01:33:44,258 --> 01:33:46,193 Or you can yell on me. I'm in the book. 2134 01:33:46,327 --> 01:33:47,529 So am I. 2135 01:33:47,661 --> 01:33:48,863 See how much you two have in common? 2136 01:33:48,996 --> 01:33:50,532 -[SQUEALS, GIGGLES] -[LAUGHS] 2137 01:33:52,601 --> 01:33:54,034 I just found you an agent. 2138 01:33:57,606 --> 01:34:00,341 Joe gave me this greenhouse as a wedding present. 2139 01:34:00,474 --> 01:34:01,909 He has a tendency to worship me. 2140 01:34:02,042 --> 01:34:03,578 It's great. 2141 01:34:03,711 --> 01:34:06,280 If you like it, take it home. 2142 01:34:08,716 --> 01:34:11,318 I married Joe because he liked me 2143 01:34:11,452 --> 01:34:12,820 and I liked this life. 2144 01:34:14,421 --> 01:34:16,757 I married the one before him because, well, 2145 01:34:16,891 --> 01:34:18,492 I believed him when he said he could write. 2146 01:34:18,627 --> 01:34:21,462 -[CHUCKLES] -And the first one... 2147 01:34:21,596 --> 01:34:23,764 I don't really think first ones count. 2148 01:34:23,898 --> 01:34:25,199 Do you? 2149 01:34:27,935 --> 01:34:30,437 This greenhouse seems as out of place in New York as I do. 2150 01:34:31,606 --> 01:34:34,074 Only at first, darling. 2151 01:34:34,208 --> 01:34:37,478 Now I find it to be the best thing about this dump. 2152 01:34:38,979 --> 01:34:40,814 -How old are you? -Twenty-five. 2153 01:34:40,948 --> 01:34:42,651 Which doesn't bother me, 2154 01:34:42,783 --> 01:34:44,653 and then I think I'm a quarter of a century, and I panic. 2155 01:34:44,785 --> 01:34:46,987 There's so much I want to do, and I can't get started. 2156 01:34:47,121 --> 01:34:49,156 I can't even... [CHUCKLES] What? 2157 01:34:49,290 --> 01:34:50,991 Here's something I like to do 2158 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,327 when I want to get to know someone very well, very fast. 2159 01:34:53,460 --> 01:34:55,229 It's a game. 2160 01:34:55,362 --> 01:34:57,566 I tell you something honest about me, 2161 01:34:57,698 --> 01:35:00,569 and you answer me right away with something honest about you. 2162 01:35:00,701 --> 01:35:03,037 I call it "Trading Hostages." 2163 01:35:03,170 --> 01:35:05,540 [CHUCKLES, MUTTERS NERVOUSLY] 2164 01:35:06,473 --> 01:35:07,841 I'm not very happy. 2165 01:35:08,842 --> 01:35:10,044 Go on. [CHUCKLES] 2166 01:35:11,646 --> 01:35:13,515 -I'm not very happy. -I'm very happy. 2167 01:35:14,148 --> 01:35:15,684 Huh. 2168 01:35:15,816 --> 01:35:18,085 I am inches away from the top. 2169 01:35:18,219 --> 01:35:19,887 I am miles away from the top. 2170 01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:21,989 Make that hundreds of thousands of miles away. 2171 01:35:22,122 --> 01:35:23,658 -Performing is my life. -Composing is my life. 2172 01:35:23,791 --> 01:35:25,059 Success is not happening fast enough. 2173 01:35:25,192 --> 01:35:26,393 Success is not happening at all. 2174 01:35:26,528 --> 01:35:28,329 I have been in five Broadway shows. 2175 01:35:28,462 --> 01:35:30,064 I have seen the second act of every one. 2176 01:35:30,197 --> 01:35:31,198 [LAUGHING] 2177 01:35:32,634 --> 01:35:34,536 Someone's cheating. 2178 01:35:35,670 --> 01:35:37,037 I've done five Broadway shows. 2179 01:35:37,171 --> 01:35:38,640 Me, I can't get started. I can't even... 2180 01:35:38,772 --> 01:35:40,407 -My first love is singing. -My first love is music. 2181 01:35:40,542 --> 01:35:41,976 -My second love is acting. -My second love is music. 2182 01:35:42,109 --> 01:35:42,876 I think it's fate that brought us together! 2183 01:35:43,010 --> 01:35:43,978 I... 2184 01:35:47,014 --> 01:35:48,583 Anyhoo. [CHUCKLES] 2185 01:35:50,552 --> 01:35:52,786 I did all those Broadway shows. 2186 01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:55,122 Most of which didn't last as long as this conversation. 2187 01:35:57,925 --> 01:36:00,327 And Joe... 2188 01:36:00,461 --> 01:36:04,633 Joe has just optioned a vehicle that could change my life. 2189 01:36:04,765 --> 01:36:06,967 And yours. 2190 01:36:07,101 --> 01:36:11,272 We both want you and your partner to do the score! 2191 01:36:13,675 --> 01:36:15,776 Do I see disappointment on that sweet face? 2192 01:36:15,909 --> 01:36:17,478 We were hoping that he wanted to do Take a Left, 2193 01:36:17,612 --> 01:36:19,079 the show that Charley and I auditioned for him. 2194 01:36:19,213 --> 01:36:21,382 Oh, no, darling, not at all. 2195 01:36:21,516 --> 01:36:23,250 It's just we've been working on it for three years. 2196 01:36:23,384 --> 01:36:25,286 Well, you can do this one much faster. 2197 01:36:25,419 --> 01:36:27,756 But he wants me to make sure you understand, 2198 01:36:27,888 --> 01:36:29,790 we want it fast, loud and funny. 2199 01:36:29,923 --> 01:36:32,426 I need a hit. What do you say? 2200 01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:34,795 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, GROWING UP (REPRISE) ] 2201 01:36:34,928 --> 01:36:38,265 ♪ Life is knowing what you want ♪ 2202 01:36:38,399 --> 01:36:39,967 ♪ Darling ♪ 2203 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:43,304 ♪ That's the thing you have to ♪ 2204 01:36:44,739 --> 01:36:46,206 ♪ Know ♪ 2205 01:36:46,340 --> 01:36:49,476 ♪ You'll get everything you want ♪ 2206 01:36:49,611 --> 01:36:51,211 ♪ Darling ♪ 2207 01:36:51,345 --> 01:36:55,182 ♪ Have a little patience ♪ 2208 01:36:56,651 --> 01:37:00,555 ♪ Climbing mountains can be slow ♪ 2209 01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:02,156 ♪ Darling ♪ 2210 01:37:02,289 --> 01:37:05,359 ♪ Take it easy as you ♪ 2211 01:37:05,492 --> 01:37:07,629 ♪ Climb ♪ 2212 01:37:07,762 --> 01:37:10,197 ♪ I'd say you're a winner ♪ 2213 01:37:10,331 --> 01:37:12,933 ♪ Also a beginner ♪ 2214 01:37:13,067 --> 01:37:16,103 ♪ One step at a time ♪ 2215 01:37:20,107 --> 01:37:22,142 ♪ Growing up ♪ 2216 01:37:22,276 --> 01:37:25,680 ♪ It's what they call growing up ♪ 2217 01:37:25,814 --> 01:37:29,183 ♪ It's when we're all starting out ♪ 2218 01:37:29,316 --> 01:37:34,188 ♪ And starting to sway ♪ 2219 01:37:34,321 --> 01:37:36,156 ♪ Growing up ♪ 2220 01:37:36,290 --> 01:37:40,060 ♪ You hate the delay ♪ 2221 01:37:40,194 --> 01:37:43,330 ♪ But after today ♪ 2222 01:37:43,464 --> 01:37:47,769 ♪ You'll be on your way ♪ 2223 01:37:47,901 --> 01:37:52,039 ♪ So what do you say? ♪ 2224 01:37:53,374 --> 01:37:54,676 Hmm? 2225 01:37:56,578 --> 01:37:58,011 Okay. 2226 01:37:58,145 --> 01:38:00,548 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 2227 01:38:00,682 --> 01:38:02,116 Now... Now, this is not a show about subtle. 2228 01:38:02,249 --> 01:38:03,551 It's not big on depth. 2229 01:38:03,685 --> 01:38:05,754 It's flash, bam, curtain. It's fun! 2230 01:38:05,886 --> 01:38:06,855 It's opulent! 2231 01:38:06,987 --> 01:38:08,590 It's Broadway. 2232 01:38:08,723 --> 01:38:10,190 [LAUGHS] God. 2233 01:38:10,324 --> 01:38:11,659 Okay. 2234 01:38:13,695 --> 01:38:16,296 Oh, what was that? 2235 01:38:16,430 --> 01:38:18,165 -A second thought. -Oh, no, no. 2236 01:38:18,298 --> 01:38:20,535 That's something I do when I want to hold on to a moment. 2237 01:38:20,668 --> 01:38:23,270 I close my eyes very tight and I swallow, 2238 01:38:23,404 --> 01:38:25,507 like I take a picture that I can treasure. 2239 01:38:27,474 --> 01:38:28,777 You're a treasure. 2240 01:38:28,909 --> 01:38:31,111 -[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] -[LIVELY CHATTER] 2241 01:38:35,082 --> 01:38:36,718 -[DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES] -[MUSIC AND CHATTER STOP] 2242 01:38:36,851 --> 01:38:39,019 Now, I want everyone who hasn't drunk, smoke 2243 01:38:39,153 --> 01:38:40,622 or gorged themselves too much 2244 01:38:40,755 --> 01:38:42,456 to hurry over here. Chop-chop! 2245 01:38:42,590 --> 01:38:43,991 Ah, Frank, look at this! 2246 01:38:44,124 --> 01:38:45,926 Oh, honey, it's beautiful! 2247 01:38:46,059 --> 01:38:47,896 Mary, where have you been? 2248 01:38:48,028 --> 01:38:49,997 I had to borrow a dress from the guy upstairs. 2249 01:38:50,532 --> 01:38:53,066 Oh, darling! 2250 01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:54,468 It looks wonderful on you. Keep it. 2251 01:38:54,602 --> 01:38:55,969 I'm too fat for it anyway. 2252 01:38:56,103 --> 01:38:58,172 Oh, uh, Gussie, this is our friend, Mary Flynn. 2253 01:38:58,305 --> 01:38:59,973 Mary's a copy editor, 2254 01:39:00,107 --> 01:39:01,676 but she's gonna have her own book published very soon. 2255 01:39:01,810 --> 01:39:02,976 MARY: Sorry I'm late. 2256 01:39:03,110 --> 01:39:04,813 [CHUCKLES] So glad you didn't wait. 2257 01:39:04,945 --> 01:39:06,280 Mary, Charley and Frank 2258 01:39:06,413 --> 01:39:07,749 are these totally inseparable friends. 2259 01:39:07,882 --> 01:39:09,016 Well, I have to separate for a minute. 2260 01:39:09,149 --> 01:39:10,819 -I got to go find Charley. -Oh, no. 2261 01:39:11,952 --> 01:39:13,020 I've got plans for you. 2262 01:39:13,922 --> 01:39:15,989 Mary Flynn, 2263 01:39:16,123 --> 01:39:18,593 would you be as sweet as you look and go get Charley? 2264 01:39:18,726 --> 01:39:20,662 Oh, thank you this much. 2265 01:39:20,795 --> 01:39:22,062 Come, come, come. 2266 01:39:22,963 --> 01:39:24,131 [HISSING] 2267 01:39:26,601 --> 01:39:28,570 Your husband is the most 2268 01:39:28,703 --> 01:39:30,404 talented composer I've ever heard. 2269 01:39:30,538 --> 01:39:32,139 -Oh. -[BOTH LAUGH] 2270 01:39:32,272 --> 01:39:34,441 I hope it's all right that I am just crazy about him. 2271 01:39:36,477 --> 01:39:38,078 I hope it's all right, too. 2272 01:39:38,212 --> 01:39:39,413 All right. 2273 01:39:39,547 --> 01:39:41,749 All right! Quiet now! 2274 01:39:41,883 --> 01:39:45,018 Listen now, please, because... 2275 01:39:45,620 --> 01:39:47,154 one day, 2276 01:39:47,287 --> 01:39:50,390 you are all going to be able to say, 2277 01:39:50,525 --> 01:39:53,360 "I was there when." 2278 01:39:53,494 --> 01:39:54,696 TYLER: Oh, my God. 2279 01:39:54,829 --> 01:39:56,531 I have next to me 2280 01:39:56,664 --> 01:40:00,467 the most exciting composer ever, ever, ever. 2281 01:40:00,602 --> 01:40:03,403 [GIGGLES] And he is going to play a song he's written. 2282 01:40:03,538 --> 01:40:05,005 [CLICKS TONGUE] And when he finishes, 2283 01:40:05,138 --> 01:40:08,977 you are all going to want to swallow poison, 2284 01:40:09,109 --> 01:40:10,979 because there will be nothing more to live for. 2285 01:40:11,111 --> 01:40:12,680 [LAUGHTER] 2286 01:40:12,814 --> 01:40:15,449 So, so, find a place to park it. 2287 01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:17,552 Fermez all those bouches. 2288 01:40:17,685 --> 01:40:22,389 And I am now honored to present 2289 01:40:22,524 --> 01:40:24,692 Franklin Shepard and Charles... 2290 01:40:26,594 --> 01:40:27,962 Some funny little name. 2291 01:40:28,095 --> 01:40:30,230 Anyway, this song is from a little show 2292 01:40:30,364 --> 01:40:32,032 that they want to do 2293 01:40:32,165 --> 01:40:35,904 that we hope will be in a big show that we want to do! 2294 01:40:36,036 --> 01:40:37,304 [APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER] 2295 01:40:37,437 --> 01:40:38,706 Wait. What, Frank? A big show? 2296 01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:40,240 -What is she talking about? -Later. 2297 01:40:40,374 --> 01:40:42,042 Sing. 2298 01:40:42,175 --> 01:40:43,645 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING, GOOD THING GOING ] 2299 01:40:48,016 --> 01:40:50,217 [CLEARS THROAT] 2300 01:40:50,350 --> 01:40:56,356 ♪ It started out like a song ♪ 2301 01:40:56,490 --> 01:41:00,060 ♪ We started quiet and slow ♪ 2302 01:41:00,193 --> 01:41:02,396 ♪ With no surprise ♪ 2303 01:41:02,530 --> 01:41:05,900 ♪ And then one morning I woke ♪ 2304 01:41:06,034 --> 01:41:08,368 ♪ To realize ♪ 2305 01:41:08,502 --> 01:41:11,806 ♪ We had a good thing going ♪ 2306 01:41:12,607 --> 01:41:14,776 MARY: Psst! 2307 01:41:14,909 --> 01:41:15,977 -[MOUTHING] Take off the... - CHARLEY: ♪ It's not that ♪ 2308 01:41:16,109 --> 01:41:17,545 ♪ Nothing went wrong ♪ 2309 01:41:20,147 --> 01:41:24,251 ♪ Some angry moments, of course ♪ 2310 01:41:24,384 --> 01:41:26,453 ♪ But just a few ♪ 2311 01:41:26,588 --> 01:41:30,090 ♪ And only moments, no more ♪ 2312 01:41:30,223 --> 01:41:32,259 ♪ Because we knew ♪ 2313 01:41:32,392 --> 01:41:36,598 ♪ We had this good thing going ♪ 2314 01:41:38,265 --> 01:41:40,969 ♪ And if I wanted too much ♪ 2315 01:41:41,101 --> 01:41:44,404 ♪ Was that such a mistake ♪ 2316 01:41:45,339 --> 01:41:47,775 ♪ At the time? ♪ 2317 01:41:49,611 --> 01:41:52,412 ♪ You never wanted enough ♪ 2318 01:41:52,547 --> 01:41:53,848 ♪ All right, tough ♪ 2319 01:41:53,982 --> 01:41:59,654 ♪ I don't make that a crime ♪ 2320 01:41:59,787 --> 01:42:01,789 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES] 2321 01:42:11,431 --> 01:42:17,639 ♪ And while it's going along ♪ 2322 01:42:17,772 --> 01:42:23,745 ♪ You take for granted Some love will wear away ♪ 2323 01:42:23,878 --> 01:42:27,515 ♪ We took for granted a lot ♪ 2324 01:42:27,649 --> 01:42:29,817 ♪ And still I say ♪ 2325 01:42:29,951 --> 01:42:34,789 ♪ It could have kept on growing ♪ 2326 01:42:35,790 --> 01:42:41,629 ♪ Instead of just kept on ♪ 2327 01:42:41,763 --> 01:42:46,601 ♪ We had a good thing going ♪ 2328 01:42:47,802 --> 01:42:49,971 ♪ Going ♪ 2329 01:42:51,005 --> 01:42:54,642 ♪ Gone ♪ 2330 01:43:01,616 --> 01:43:03,718 [SONG ENDS] 2331 01:43:03,851 --> 01:43:06,219 [APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER] 2332 01:43:06,353 --> 01:43:07,421 GUSSIE: Just wait. Wait, wait, wait. 2333 01:43:07,555 --> 01:43:08,723 CHARLEY: One time? 2334 01:43:08,856 --> 01:43:10,024 [EXCITED CHATTER CONTINUES] 2335 01:43:10,158 --> 01:43:12,593 We want to hear it again. 2336 01:43:12,727 --> 01:43:14,394 Tell them, wouldn't you all just like 2337 01:43:14,529 --> 01:43:16,396 to live your entire lives to that music? 2338 01:43:16,531 --> 01:43:18,198 -Yes. -Down. 2339 01:43:18,331 --> 01:43:19,534 Everybody, down, down, down. 2340 01:43:19,667 --> 01:43:21,501 They're going to do it again. 2341 01:43:21,636 --> 01:43:23,137 One more time! 2342 01:43:23,270 --> 01:43:25,039 No. Frank, say no. 2343 01:43:25,173 --> 01:43:26,140 -Yeah, Charley's right. -BETH: They loved it. 2344 01:43:26,273 --> 01:43:27,474 They thought we were great. 2345 01:43:27,608 --> 01:43:28,576 And do you know what true greatness is? 2346 01:43:28,710 --> 01:43:29,677 It's knowing when to get off. 2347 01:43:29,811 --> 01:43:31,713 I'll sing with you. Come on. 2348 01:43:31,846 --> 01:43:33,848 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING, THE BLOB - PART 2 ] 2349 01:43:37,451 --> 01:43:39,754 [OFFBEAT CLAPPING] 2350 01:43:39,887 --> 01:43:42,657 CHARLEY AND FRANK: ♪ It started out like a song ♪ 2351 01:43:42,790 --> 01:43:45,159 [CHIMES IN] ♪ Song ♪ 2352 01:43:45,292 --> 01:43:48,596 ♪ We started quiet and slow ♪ 2353 01:43:48,730 --> 01:43:50,932 ♪ With no surprise ♪ 2354 01:43:51,065 --> 01:43:52,934 ♪ And then one morning ♪ 2355 01:43:53,067 --> 01:43:55,469 ♪ I woke to realize ♪ 2356 01:43:55,603 --> 01:43:58,139 DORY: ♪ I said, "Joe, this show ♪ 2357 01:43:58,271 --> 01:43:58,873 - ♪ "Will be a watershed" ♪ - ♪ We had a good thing going ♪ 2358 01:43:59,006 --> 01:44:00,141 [SHUSHING] 2359 01:44:00,273 --> 01:44:01,909 JEROME: Can you pass me the wine? 2360 01:44:02,043 --> 01:44:06,647 ♪ It's not that nothing went wrong ♪ 2361 01:44:06,781 --> 01:44:09,150 - ♪ Some angry moments... ♪ - ♪ Did you hear ♪ 2362 01:44:09,282 --> 01:44:10,785 - TYLER: ♪ No kidding ♪ - ♪ You're not serious ♪ 2363 01:44:10,918 --> 01:44:13,154 -[LAUGHTER] -[SHUSHING] 2364 01:44:13,286 --> 01:44:15,089 - ♪ And only moments no more... ♪ -[JOE VOCALIZING] 2365 01:44:15,223 --> 01:44:17,558 DORY: ♪ It's a clear case of Tammany politics ♪ 2366 01:44:17,692 --> 01:44:19,627 GROUP: ♪ We were stuck in the tunnel till half past six ♪ 2367 01:44:19,761 --> 01:44:22,096 ♪ It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks ♪ 2368 01:44:22,230 --> 01:44:23,865 - ♪ Did you read? ♪ -[CHARLEY AND FRANK CONTINUE SINGING] 2369 01:44:23,998 --> 01:44:25,867 ♪ It'll never, they just don't mix ♪ 2370 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:27,802 WOMEN: ♪ What we need ♪ GROUP: ♪ Did you ever ♪ 2371 01:44:27,935 --> 01:44:29,704 -[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] -GROUP: ♪ Till half past six ♪ 2372 01:44:29,837 --> 01:44:31,639 ♪ It's a clear case of Tammany politics ♪ 2373 01:44:31,773 --> 01:44:33,473 ♪ Did you read, it'll never They just don't mix ♪ 2374 01:44:33,608 --> 01:44:35,143 ♪ What we need, did you ever, till half... ♪ 2375 01:44:35,275 --> 01:44:36,309 CHARLEY AND FRANK: ♪ Wanted enough ♪ 2376 01:44:36,443 --> 01:44:37,712 ♪ All right, tough ♪ 2377 01:44:37,845 --> 01:44:42,650 ♪ I don't make that a crime ♪ 2378 01:44:42,784 --> 01:44:44,786 -[LAUGHING WILDLY] -[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2379 01:44:44,919 --> 01:44:46,954 CHORUS: ♪ Darling ♪ GROUP: ♪ We saw the new ♪ 2380 01:44:47,088 --> 01:44:48,790 CHORUS: ♪ Darling ♪ GROUP: ♪ We had the most ♪ 2381 01:44:48,923 --> 01:44:50,825 ♪ Did you read, it'll never ♪ 2382 01:44:50,958 --> 01:44:52,093 ♪ They just don't mix What we need, did you ever ♪ 2383 01:44:52,226 --> 01:44:54,494 ♪ Till half past six ♪ 2384 01:44:54,629 --> 01:44:56,496 - ♪ It's a show that'll murder 'em ♪ -[IMPERCEPTIBLE] 2385 01:44:56,631 --> 01:44:58,298 - ♪ In the sticks ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2386 01:44:58,431 --> 01:45:00,101 ♪ It's a clear case of Tammany politics ♪ 2387 01:45:00,234 --> 01:45:02,203 ♪ It's the greatest, it's the single ♪ 2388 01:45:02,335 --> 01:45:04,471 ♪ It's the only, it's the perfect It's the one ♪ 2389 01:45:04,605 --> 01:45:06,373 ♪ It's the real, it's the true It's the final, it's the... ♪ 2390 01:45:06,507 --> 01:45:07,340 -[WILD CHATTER, WHOOPING] -[ FIFTH TRANSITION PLAYING] 2391 01:45:07,474 --> 01:45:09,476 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 2392 01:45:12,445 --> 01:45:15,116 CHORUS: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ 2393 01:45:15,249 --> 01:45:18,019 ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 2394 01:45:18,152 --> 01:45:21,354 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 2395 01:45:21,488 --> 01:45:24,491 ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 2396 01:45:24,625 --> 01:45:26,994 ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 2397 01:45:27,128 --> 01:45:30,264 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 2398 01:45:30,397 --> 01:45:32,834 ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 2399 01:45:32,967 --> 01:45:34,434 ♪ 1961 ♪ 2400 01:45:34,569 --> 01:45:36,103 CHORUS: ♪ Some roads are easy ♪ 2401 01:45:36,237 --> 01:45:37,939 ♪ Some roads are breezy ♪ 2402 01:45:38,072 --> 01:45:41,209 ♪ Some roads, the ride gets out of control ♪ 2403 01:45:41,341 --> 01:45:44,512 ♪ Grinds to a halt and ends in a hole ♪ 2404 01:45:44,645 --> 01:45:47,515 ♪ Some roads you stall Before you can roll ♪ 2405 01:45:47,648 --> 01:45:48,983 ♪ 1960 ♪ 2406 01:45:49,116 --> 01:45:50,852 ♪ It's 1960 ♪ 2407 01:45:50,985 --> 01:45:54,655 ♪ And, gosh, what a swell year it's been ♪ 2408 01:45:54,789 --> 01:45:56,290 CHARLEY, FRANK AND BETH: ♪ So many blessings ♪ 2409 01:45:56,423 --> 01:45:57,992 ♪ Such wonders it has brought ♪ 2410 01:45:58,125 --> 01:46:01,394 ♪ You hardly know where to begin ♪ 2411 01:46:01,529 --> 01:46:03,097 ♪ There's Xerox and lasers ♪ 2412 01:46:03,231 --> 01:46:04,999 ♪ The twist and the pill ♪ 2413 01:46:05,132 --> 01:46:06,499 - ♪ A city in Brazil ♪ -[RHYTHMIC SHAKING] 2414 01:46:06,634 --> 01:46:08,169 ♪ That no one wants to fill ♪ 2415 01:46:08,302 --> 01:46:09,837 ♪ Khrushchev stopped screaming ♪ 2416 01:46:09,971 --> 01:46:11,572 ♪ And Librium came in ♪ 2417 01:46:11,706 --> 01:46:13,406 ♪ And Nixon didn't win ♪ 2418 01:46:13,541 --> 01:46:15,109 [MOCK SOBBING] 2419 01:46:15,243 --> 01:46:18,512 ♪ Goodbye, then, to Ike and the brass ♪ 2420 01:46:18,646 --> 01:46:22,049 ♪ To years that were cozy but crass ♪ 2421 01:46:22,183 --> 01:46:23,618 ♪ It's true, Ike was icky ♪ 2422 01:46:23,751 --> 01:46:25,586 ♪ But better him than Dicky ♪ 2423 01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:28,556 ♪ Now meet the first First Family with class ♪ 2424 01:46:28,689 --> 01:46:29,991 ♪ En masse ♪ 2425 01:46:30,124 --> 01:46:31,192 -Ow! -Sorry. 2426 01:46:31,325 --> 01:46:34,662 [LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING] 2427 01:46:34,795 --> 01:46:36,664 [WOMAN LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 2428 01:46:43,170 --> 01:46:44,205 - ♪ There's Bobby ♪ - ♪ And Jackie ♪ 2429 01:46:44,338 --> 01:46:45,873 ♪ And Jack ♪ 2430 01:46:46,007 --> 01:46:47,742 ♪ And myriads more in the back ♪ 2431 01:46:47,875 --> 01:46:49,777 ♪ There's Ethel and Teddy and Pat alone ♪ 2432 01:46:49,911 --> 01:46:51,712 CHARLEY: ♪ Plus Eunice ♪ BETH: ♪ And Peter ♪ 2433 01:46:51,846 --> 01:46:54,048 - ♪ And Jean ♪ - ♪ And Joan ♪ 2434 01:46:54,181 --> 01:46:55,917 - ♪ And what's-his-name ♪ - ♪ Stephen ♪ 2435 01:46:56,050 --> 01:46:58,185 ♪ And hold the phone The one in the Army ♪ 2436 01:46:58,319 --> 01:47:00,221 - ♪ One in the Army? ♪ - ♪ Captain? Major? ♪ 2437 01:47:00,354 --> 01:47:01,589 - ♪ Sargent ♪ - ♪ That's it ♪ 2438 01:47:01,722 --> 01:47:03,391 ♪ So many cards in the pack ♪ 2439 01:47:03,524 --> 01:47:05,393 ♪ You want to know how to keep track ♪ 2440 01:47:05,526 --> 01:47:07,395 ♪ Well, one is good-looking and young and rich ♪ 2441 01:47:07,528 --> 01:47:08,763 ♪ While one is good-looking and young and rich ♪ 2442 01:47:08,896 --> 01:47:09,964 ♪ The rest are good-looking ♪ 2443 01:47:10,097 --> 01:47:11,732 ♪ And young and rich ♪ 2444 01:47:11,866 --> 01:47:13,401 ♪ There isn't a lot that they lack ♪ 2445 01:47:13,534 --> 01:47:15,236 ♪ Not Bobby and Jackie and Jack ♪ 2446 01:47:15,369 --> 01:47:17,171 ♪ And Ethel and Ted and Eunice and Pat ♪ 2447 01:47:17,305 --> 01:47:19,140 ♪ And Joan and Steve and Peter and Jean and Sarge ♪ 2448 01:47:19,273 --> 01:47:20,174 ♪ There's probably dozens of others at large ♪ 2449 01:47:20,308 --> 01:47:21,342 ♪ God knows ♪ 2450 01:47:22,543 --> 01:47:25,680 29, 32, 54! Hut, hut, hut! 2451 01:47:25,813 --> 01:47:28,282 Bobby, go long! 2452 01:47:28,416 --> 01:47:31,652 Hey. Hi. Nice to have you there. 2453 01:47:31,786 --> 01:47:36,424 ♪ We're bringing back style to the White House ♪ 2454 01:47:36,557 --> 01:47:40,161 ♪ I'm painting it beige for a start ♪ 2455 01:47:40,294 --> 01:47:43,831 ♪ We're making it into A cultural lighthouse ♪ 2456 01:47:43,965 --> 01:47:45,733 - ♪ For glamour ♪ - ♪ And beauty ♪ 2457 01:47:45,866 --> 01:47:47,635 ♪ And art ♪ 2458 01:47:47,768 --> 01:47:53,007 ♪ Evenings of the Budapest Playing Vivaldi ♪ 2459 01:47:53,140 --> 01:47:56,811 ♪ And Munch doing bits of Ravel ♪ 2460 01:47:56,944 --> 01:48:00,281 - ♪ I'll get Leontyne Price to sing her ♪ -[MOUTHING] 2461 01:48:00,414 --> 01:48:04,852 ♪ Medley from "Meistersinger" ♪ 2462 01:48:04,986 --> 01:48:07,621 ♪ And Margot Fonteyn to dance "Giselle" ♪ 2463 01:48:07,755 --> 01:48:09,290 ♪ Together? ♪ 2464 01:48:09,423 --> 01:48:11,826 ♪ Won't it be perfectly swell? ♪ 2465 01:48:13,995 --> 01:48:15,830 ♪ We'll have Bernstein play next ♪ 2466 01:48:15,963 --> 01:48:18,065 ♪ On The Bechstein piano ♪ 2467 01:48:18,199 --> 01:48:20,835 ♪ And Auden read poems and stuff ♪ 2468 01:48:20,968 --> 01:48:22,169 This is for you. 2469 01:48:22,303 --> 01:48:26,340 ♪ And Galina Vishnevskaya ♪ 2470 01:48:26,474 --> 01:48:27,742 FRANK AND CHARLEY: Gesundheit. 2471 01:48:27,875 --> 01:48:30,144 ♪ The Russian soprano ♪ 2472 01:48:30,277 --> 01:48:32,513 ♪ Just pronouncing her name ♪ 2473 01:48:32,646 --> 01:48:36,050 ♪ Is refreshing enough ♪ 2474 01:48:36,183 --> 01:48:37,451 [HOLDING HIGH NOTE] 2475 01:48:37,585 --> 01:48:39,687 [GLASS SHATTERING] 2476 01:48:39,820 --> 01:48:44,225 ♪ We're bringing back style To the White House ♪ 2477 01:48:44,358 --> 01:48:48,162 ♪ With casual culture the rule ♪ 2478 01:48:48,295 --> 01:48:49,830 ♪ Let's have Tebaldi ♪ 2479 01:48:49,964 --> 01:48:51,866 ♪ She makes a guy feel good ♪ 2480 01:48:51,999 --> 01:48:53,501 - ♪ And Oleg Cassini ♪ -[FRANK AND CHARLIE GASP] 2481 01:48:53,634 --> 01:48:55,302 ♪ Well, I think he's real good ♪ 2482 01:48:55,436 --> 01:48:57,505 ♪ And how about Heifetz ♪ 2483 01:48:57,638 --> 01:48:59,907 - ♪ And Callas ♪ - ♪ And Gielgud ♪ 2484 01:49:00,041 --> 01:49:03,677 ♪ And later, when everything's cool ♪ 2485 01:49:03,811 --> 01:49:06,080 ♪ We'll push them all into the pool ♪ 2486 01:49:06,213 --> 01:49:07,715 -Last one. So sorry, sir. Thank you. -[WHISTLE BLOWING] 2487 01:49:07,848 --> 01:49:08,783 Oh! 2488 01:49:08,916 --> 01:49:09,884 [GRUNTING] 2489 01:49:10,017 --> 01:49:11,719 [FRANK AND CHARLEY YELL] 2490 01:49:11,852 --> 01:49:13,421 Okay, Bobby, I'll make you attorney general. 2491 01:49:13,554 --> 01:49:14,955 Just get off my back. 2492 01:49:18,492 --> 01:49:19,760 - ♪ With Bobby ♪ - ♪ And Jackie ♪ 2493 01:49:19,894 --> 01:49:21,530 ♪ And Jack ♪ 2494 01:49:21,662 --> 01:49:23,464 ♪ The White House is under attack ♪ 2495 01:49:23,631 --> 01:49:26,300 ♪ Eight years is the limit But eight will do ♪ 2496 01:49:26,434 --> 01:49:27,468 - ♪ By then, there'll be Bobby ♪ - ♪ And Teddy, too ♪ 2497 01:49:27,601 --> 01:49:28,469 ♪ Or Peter or Stephen ♪ 2498 01:49:28,602 --> 01:49:30,037 ♪ Or even you ♪ 2499 01:49:30,171 --> 01:49:31,772 Oh. 2500 01:49:31,906 --> 01:49:33,741 ♪ And then there's the Colonel ♪ 2501 01:49:33,874 --> 01:49:35,709 - ♪ Colonel? ♪ - ♪ Major? ♪ 2502 01:49:35,843 --> 01:49:37,711 - ♪ Major? ♪ - ♪ You know ♪ 2503 01:49:37,845 --> 01:49:39,046 - ♪ Sargent ♪ - ♪ Yes ♪ 2504 01:49:39,180 --> 01:49:40,748 ♪ Dozens to pick up the slack ♪ 2505 01:49:40,881 --> 01:49:42,551 ♪ If anything goes out of whack ♪ 2506 01:49:42,683 --> 01:49:44,585 ♪ And someday elections will be unknown ♪ 2507 01:49:44,718 --> 01:49:46,687 ♪ 'Cause each of our kids Will ascend the throne ♪ 2508 01:49:46,821 --> 01:49:48,022 ♪ And their kids have more kids with kids of their own ♪ 2509 01:49:48,155 --> 01:49:49,957 ♪ It's sort of a family knack ♪ 2510 01:49:50,091 --> 01:49:51,725 ♪ Till most of the nation's made up of relations ♪ 2511 01:49:51,859 --> 01:49:53,761 ♪ Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack ♪ 2512 01:49:53,894 --> 01:49:55,429 ♪ And Ethel and Ted and Eunice and Pat and Joan ♪ 2513 01:49:55,564 --> 01:49:57,465 ♪ And Steve and Peter and Jean ♪ 2514 01:49:57,598 --> 01:49:59,266 ♪ And Sarge and Joe and Rose and rows and rows ♪ 2515 01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:00,601 ♪ And rows and rows and rows and rows ♪ 2516 01:50:00,734 --> 01:50:01,135 ♪ The decade is starting anew ♪ 2517 01:50:04,738 --> 01:50:06,307 ♪ And maybe the country is, too ♪ 2518 01:50:06,440 --> 01:50:08,409 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2519 01:50:11,145 --> 01:50:13,180 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 2520 01:50:13,314 --> 01:50:14,782 Thank you. 2521 01:50:14,915 --> 01:50:16,617 The entire cast of our revue, Frankly Frank, 2522 01:50:16,750 --> 01:50:18,919 now in its fifth successful, not quite record-breaking month, 2523 01:50:19,053 --> 01:50:20,855 would like to thank you all for coming to the Downtown Club, 2524 01:50:20,988 --> 01:50:22,490 where we do two shows here every night 2525 01:50:22,623 --> 01:50:25,159 -with the exception of tonight. -[WHISTLE BLOWING] 2526 01:50:25,292 --> 01:50:26,293 [CHUCKLES] Cut that out. 2527 01:50:27,261 --> 01:50:28,496 [HORN SQUEAKING] 2528 01:50:30,331 --> 01:50:31,533 Anyway, please come back and bring a friend, 2529 01:50:31,665 --> 01:50:33,167 or come back and make a friend, 2530 01:50:33,300 --> 01:50:34,435 or just come back and be a friend. Thank you. 2531 01:50:34,569 --> 01:50:35,703 TYLER: Excuse me. Um, hey. 2532 01:50:35,836 --> 01:50:37,104 Excuse me, but I got really excited 2533 01:50:37,238 --> 01:50:38,472 when I saw your name 2534 01:50:38,607 --> 01:50:40,274 on the reservation list, Mr. Josephson. 2535 01:50:40,407 --> 01:50:42,143 Uh, me, I'm just a waiter here. 2536 01:50:42,276 --> 01:50:43,644 Well, actually, I'm holding down 2537 01:50:43,777 --> 01:50:45,980 three different jobs at the moment, 2538 01:50:46,113 --> 01:50:48,349 but only until I can get my invention launched. 2539 01:50:49,717 --> 01:50:53,154 Uh, you see, I have invented a brand-new machine 2540 01:50:53,287 --> 01:50:55,789 that can answer your telephone when you're not at home. 2541 01:50:56,558 --> 01:50:58,025 Or even if you are. 2542 01:50:58,159 --> 01:50:59,793 -[OTHERS CHUCKLING] -But I just somehow cannot 2543 01:50:59,927 --> 01:51:01,695 -get all the investors... -JOE: Yeah. Hey, kid, kid! 2544 01:51:01,829 --> 01:51:05,366 They have answering services with operators already 2545 01:51:05,499 --> 01:51:08,002 that, guess what, do exactly for people 2546 01:51:08,135 --> 01:51:10,871 what you want this verkakte machine here to do. 2547 01:51:11,005 --> 01:51:16,410 Mr. Josephson, for only $4,000, I will right now sign a contract 2548 01:51:16,545 --> 01:51:19,246 giving you 50% of the return. 2549 01:51:19,380 --> 01:51:20,881 Whoa, whoa. 2550 01:51:21,015 --> 01:51:24,818 I live in a penthouse, kid, not in an asylum. 2551 01:51:24,952 --> 01:51:26,588 Now, I will, however, I will invest 2552 01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:31,058 my last red cent if you can come up with a sound idea, 2553 01:51:31,192 --> 01:51:35,429 something like this new Smell-O-Vision movie process. 2554 01:51:35,564 --> 01:51:37,364 I... I... 2555 01:51:37,498 --> 01:51:40,569 When the hell am I gonna meet a waiter who's just a waiter? 2556 01:51:40,701 --> 01:51:43,137 Mr. and Mrs. Spencer, hi. I... I'm Mary Flynn. 2557 01:51:43,270 --> 01:51:46,473 Frank and Beth will be out in less than a minute. [CHUCKLES] 2558 01:51:46,608 --> 01:51:50,545 So, uh, I bet you two are excited about the wedding. 2559 01:51:50,679 --> 01:51:53,480 "Excited" is not the word. 2560 01:51:53,615 --> 01:51:56,685 You cannot imagine how important Frank is gonna be someday. 2561 01:51:56,817 --> 01:51:58,587 No, we can't. 2562 01:51:59,954 --> 01:52:02,856 Are you in the show business, too? 2563 01:52:02,990 --> 01:52:04,391 Oh, no. I'm just a fan. 2564 01:52:04,526 --> 01:52:07,027 But I have never heard music like Frank's. 2565 01:52:07,161 --> 01:52:08,329 Us neither. 2566 01:52:09,631 --> 01:52:11,932 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2567 01:52:13,067 --> 01:52:14,902 I work for Look magazine... 2568 01:52:15,035 --> 01:52:17,738 See, now there is a steady, secure job. 2569 01:52:18,505 --> 01:52:19,940 I hate it. 2570 01:52:20,074 --> 01:52:23,877 Well, maybe that's why they call it "work." 2571 01:52:24,011 --> 01:52:25,112 FRANK: Excuse me, Mr. Josephson. 2572 01:52:25,246 --> 01:52:26,313 -[GUSSIE GASPS] -Frank Shepard. 2573 01:52:26,447 --> 01:52:27,948 Do you remember me? 2574 01:52:28,082 --> 01:52:29,783 Our entire cast is overwhelmed, is what they are, 2575 01:52:29,917 --> 01:52:31,285 that an important man like you 2576 01:52:31,418 --> 01:52:32,786 would actually come down to see our little revue. 2577 01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:35,823 Aw. And you recall Shirley Akinola here? 2578 01:52:35,956 --> 01:52:38,092 -[CLEARS THROAT] -Now Gussie Carnegie. 2579 01:52:38,225 --> 01:52:40,928 She fixed the nose. She fixed the clothes. 2580 01:52:41,061 --> 01:52:42,597 She fixed the name. 2581 01:52:42,731 --> 01:52:45,432 And take a look at what was underneath all that. 2582 01:52:45,567 --> 01:52:48,402 Oh, you. [GIGGLES] 2583 01:52:48,536 --> 01:52:51,905 I used to work part-time as his secretary to pay for class. 2584 01:52:52,039 --> 01:52:54,141 We've all seen and admired you onstage so much. 2585 01:52:54,275 --> 01:52:55,409 -Oh, thank you. -A big talent 2586 01:52:55,543 --> 01:52:57,111 wasted in little shows, 2587 01:52:57,244 --> 01:52:58,879 up until me. 2588 01:52:59,013 --> 01:53:01,750 But you boys, you boys must be doing something right, 2589 01:53:01,882 --> 01:53:04,318 because the, uh... fiancée here 2590 01:53:04,451 --> 01:53:07,288 is going through one hell of a divorce, 2591 01:53:07,421 --> 01:53:09,890 and you boys made her laugh. 2592 01:53:10,024 --> 01:53:11,325 -GUSSIE: Joe, Joe, Joe. -[JOE CHUCKLES] 2593 01:53:11,458 --> 01:53:12,993 I thought it was just peaches. 2594 01:53:13,127 --> 01:53:14,795 Oh, see, us, we're usually light-years better, 2595 01:53:14,928 --> 01:53:16,330 but everybody was just, God, so nervous 2596 01:53:16,463 --> 01:53:17,998 that the two of you were here. 2597 01:53:18,132 --> 01:53:19,500 And it's a pretty nervous night for me anyway. 2598 01:53:19,634 --> 01:53:21,035 I'm getting married. 2599 01:53:21,168 --> 01:53:22,537 -Is it the girl in the show? -FRANK: Beth. 2600 01:53:22,671 --> 01:53:25,306 -Ah... you're awfully young. -[GUSSIE SIGHS] 2601 01:53:25,439 --> 01:53:28,643 Marry in haste, repent in Reno. 2602 01:53:29,977 --> 01:53:32,212 I'm 23. The guy who does the lyrics, he's my age, 2603 01:53:32,346 --> 01:53:34,014 he's got a baby already. 2604 01:53:34,148 --> 01:53:35,550 Oh, excuse me, Mr. Josephson. 2605 01:53:35,684 --> 01:53:37,184 You remember Charley Kringas from the time 2606 01:53:37,318 --> 01:53:38,687 we auditioned for you, my collaborator. 2607 01:53:38,819 --> 01:53:41,155 Uh, yes, I collabor him and he collabors me. 2608 01:53:42,323 --> 01:53:44,291 -Sorry. -[JOE CLEARS THROAT] 2609 01:53:44,925 --> 01:53:46,260 Mazel tov. 2610 01:53:46,393 --> 01:53:48,128 Your stuff is getting more commercial, 2611 01:53:48,262 --> 01:53:50,264 which is good, because, trust me, 2612 01:53:50,397 --> 01:53:53,635 if you're gonna get married, you're gonna need bucks. 2613 01:53:53,768 --> 01:53:55,469 [CHUCKLES] But I say, 2614 01:53:55,603 --> 01:53:58,640 unless the girl is pregnant, get out of it. 2615 01:53:58,773 --> 01:53:59,708 [CHUCKLES] 2616 01:53:59,840 --> 01:54:01,375 Oh. 2617 01:54:02,476 --> 01:54:04,345 Have a good wedding. [CHUCKLES] 2618 01:54:06,480 --> 01:54:09,450 Um, Frank, look, you know... 2619 01:54:11,820 --> 01:54:13,187 unless you really want to, you don't have to. 2620 01:54:13,320 --> 01:54:14,689 -I want to, Charley. -Okay, great. 2621 01:54:14,823 --> 01:54:16,624 Frank, if there's any truth at all 2622 01:54:16,758 --> 01:54:18,760 in "we turn out like our parents," 2623 01:54:18,892 --> 01:54:20,762 [CHUCKLES] you are in big trouble. 2624 01:54:20,894 --> 01:54:23,364 [FRANK AND MARY LAUGHING] 2625 01:54:23,497 --> 01:54:26,100 Mary, do you think I'm making a wrong decision? 2626 01:54:28,135 --> 01:54:30,572 Well... 2627 01:54:30,705 --> 01:54:33,006 I mean, if you really want to know what I think, Frank... 2628 01:54:33,140 --> 01:54:35,075 Frank, don't faint, 2629 01:54:35,209 --> 01:54:37,911 but my parents want to speak to us before the ceremony. 2630 01:54:42,883 --> 01:54:43,884 Frank... 2631 01:54:46,387 --> 01:54:48,723 -I'm not pregnant. -What? 2632 01:54:48,857 --> 01:54:50,859 Do you still want us to get married? 2633 01:54:53,227 --> 01:54:54,829 Do you? 2634 01:54:54,962 --> 01:54:59,868 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Before, my reason was the baby. 2635 01:55:01,068 --> 01:55:02,936 But now my reason is you. 2636 01:55:11,011 --> 01:55:12,446 And my reason is you. 2637 01:55:12,580 --> 01:55:14,915 [LAUGHING] 2638 01:55:17,317 --> 01:55:18,787 -I am pregnant. -Beth! 2639 01:55:18,919 --> 01:55:20,421 I just wanted to be sure. 2640 01:55:21,756 --> 01:55:24,324 MRS. SPENCER: Elizabeth! 2641 01:55:24,458 --> 01:55:26,226 Oh, God. Mama. 2642 01:55:27,796 --> 01:55:29,798 -How do I look? -Elizabeth, your father and I 2643 01:55:29,930 --> 01:55:31,198 have one thing we want to say. 2644 01:55:31,331 --> 01:55:33,568 Mama, you've said it all for two days. 2645 01:55:33,701 --> 01:55:35,904 Elizabeth, the man doesn't even have a job. 2646 01:55:36,036 --> 01:55:38,172 My daughter is going back to being a legal secretary 2647 01:55:38,305 --> 01:55:39,574 just to support you. 2648 01:55:39,707 --> 01:55:41,408 Mama, I told you that in private. 2649 01:55:41,543 --> 01:55:42,744 Mrs. Spencer, what I want to do with my life 2650 01:55:42,877 --> 01:55:43,812 isn't to play in this club. 2651 01:55:43,944 --> 01:55:45,780 I want to write music. 2652 01:55:45,914 --> 01:55:47,247 And to be able to do that, I play here. 2653 01:55:47,381 --> 01:55:48,817 I accompany singers at auditions. 2654 01:55:48,949 --> 01:55:50,652 I play for dance classes. I do arrangements. 2655 01:55:50,785 --> 01:55:53,788 I do anything that I can just so I can keep on writing music. 2656 01:55:53,922 --> 01:55:56,089 Boy... 2657 01:55:56,223 --> 01:55:59,092 we are prepared to give you $2,000 right here, right now. 2658 01:55:59,226 --> 01:56:00,494 -Daddy. -MR. SPENCER: Just call 2659 01:56:00,628 --> 01:56:01,995 this sorry excuse for a wedding off! 2660 01:56:02,129 --> 01:56:03,330 Mr. Spencer, Beth and I are getting married. 2661 01:56:05,265 --> 01:56:06,400 We hope that it's with your blessing, 2662 01:56:06,534 --> 01:56:07,602 but we are getting married. 2663 01:56:09,369 --> 01:56:10,905 Um, the minister just got here. 2664 01:56:11,038 --> 01:56:12,907 -Where's Evelyn? -Who's Evelyn? 2665 01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:15,409 Oh, the minister, I suppose! 2666 01:56:15,543 --> 01:56:17,277 Uh, no, Evelyn is my wife, 2667 01:56:17,411 --> 01:56:19,614 and she is way at the back of the room. 2668 01:56:19,747 --> 01:56:21,616 See, they often have to stop weddings right in the middle 2669 01:56:21,749 --> 01:56:23,685 because of her sobbing. 2670 01:56:23,818 --> 01:56:25,319 Which I try not to take personally. 2671 01:56:27,689 --> 01:56:28,857 Let's get started. 2672 01:56:30,792 --> 01:56:31,793 MRS. SPENCER: Elizabeth. 2673 01:56:33,695 --> 01:56:35,062 Here's Grandma's ring. 2674 01:56:44,471 --> 01:56:45,807 Thank you, Mama. 2675 01:56:50,310 --> 01:56:51,713 [LAUGHS] 2676 01:56:53,515 --> 01:56:54,516 Daddy? 2677 01:56:59,521 --> 01:57:00,555 Elizabeth. 2678 01:57:02,657 --> 01:57:04,224 [WHISPERS] Come here, baby. 2679 01:57:05,192 --> 01:57:06,661 [SIGHS] 2680 01:57:08,930 --> 01:57:10,999 -[BETH CRYING SOFTLY] -[SNIFFLES] 2681 01:57:14,134 --> 01:57:16,004 Oh, honey, it could be worse. 2682 01:57:16,136 --> 01:57:17,872 BOTH: At least she's not pregnant. 2683 01:57:19,007 --> 01:57:20,742 My dear friends, good evening. 2684 01:57:20,875 --> 01:57:22,075 Before the marriage vows, 2685 01:57:22,209 --> 01:57:24,177 Frank and Beth have each asked to speak. 2686 01:57:24,812 --> 01:57:25,747 Frank? 2687 01:57:26,514 --> 01:57:28,215 Beth... 2688 01:57:28,348 --> 01:57:30,552 I'm so happy to be marrying you in the very place 2689 01:57:30,685 --> 01:57:32,554 where I met you and grew to love you. 2690 01:57:32,687 --> 01:57:34,556 Actually, I'm just happy to be marrying you, period. 2691 01:57:34,689 --> 01:57:38,058 And I very much would like to thank our dear close friends 2692 01:57:38,191 --> 01:57:39,727 for being with us on this, 2693 01:57:39,861 --> 01:57:42,897 the most important moment in both of our lives. 2694 01:57:43,031 --> 01:57:44,032 MINISTER: Beth? 2695 01:57:45,265 --> 01:57:49,303 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 2696 01:57:50,337 --> 01:57:52,807 ♪ Not a single day ♪ 2697 01:57:54,408 --> 01:57:58,846 ALL: ♪ But you're somewhere a part of my life ♪ 2698 01:57:58,980 --> 01:58:02,215 ♪ And it looks like you'll stay ♪ 2699 01:58:02,349 --> 01:58:07,254 ♪ As the days go by ♪ 2700 01:58:07,387 --> 01:58:09,256 ♪ I keep thinking ♪ 2701 01:58:09,389 --> 01:58:12,060 ♪ "When does it end?" ♪ 2702 01:58:12,192 --> 01:58:16,764 ♪ That it can't get much better Much longer ♪ 2703 01:58:16,898 --> 01:58:20,300 ♪ But it only gets better and stronger ♪ 2704 01:58:20,434 --> 01:58:22,402 ♪ And deeper and nearer ♪ 2705 01:58:22,537 --> 01:58:24,304 BOTH: ♪ And simpler and freer ♪ 2706 01:58:24,438 --> 01:58:26,941 ♪ And richer and clearer ♪ 2707 01:58:27,075 --> 01:58:29,677 ALL: ♪ And no ♪ 2708 01:58:29,811 --> 01:58:34,147 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 2709 01:58:34,281 --> 01:58:40,153 ♪ Not a blessed day ♪ 2710 01:58:40,287 --> 01:58:45,158 ♪ But you somewhere come into my life ♪ 2711 01:58:45,292 --> 01:58:48,428 ♪ And you don't go away ♪ 2712 01:58:48,563 --> 01:58:53,467 ♪ And I have to say ♪ 2713 01:58:53,601 --> 01:58:59,641 ♪ If you do, I'll die ♪ 2714 01:58:59,774 --> 01:59:04,177 ♪ I want day after day After day after day after ♪ 2715 01:59:04,311 --> 01:59:06,114 [CRYING] ♪ I'll die ♪ 2716 01:59:06,246 --> 01:59:09,951 ♪ Day after day after day After day after day ♪ 2717 01:59:10,084 --> 01:59:14,421 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 2718 01:59:14,555 --> 01:59:18,793 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 2719 01:59:18,926 --> 01:59:25,867 [VOICE BREAKING] ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 2720 01:59:32,106 --> 01:59:34,876 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, SIXTH TRANSITION ] 2721 01:59:35,009 --> 01:59:38,680 ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 2722 01:59:38,813 --> 01:59:42,083 ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 2723 01:59:42,215 --> 01:59:46,154 ♪ How did you get so far off the track? ♪ 2724 01:59:46,286 --> 01:59:49,423 ♪ Why don't you turn around and go back? ♪ 2725 01:59:49,557 --> 01:59:51,559 ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 2726 01:59:51,693 --> 01:59:53,493 ♪ Where is the moment? ♪ 2727 01:59:53,628 --> 01:59:57,031 ♪ When did the road behind disappear? ♪ 2728 01:59:57,165 --> 02:00:00,668 ♪ Where did you let things Slip out of gear? ♪ 2729 02:00:00,802 --> 02:00:06,506 BOTH: ♪ How did you ever get to be here? ♪ 2730 02:00:06,641 --> 02:00:08,843 ♪ 1959 ♪ 2731 02:00:08,976 --> 02:00:13,081 ♪ 1958 ♪ 2732 02:00:13,213 --> 02:00:15,650 -[RHYTHMIC TYPING] -[PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] 2733 02:00:19,687 --> 02:00:21,556 [TYPEWRITER DINGS AND RATTLES RHYTHMICALLY] 2734 02:00:21,689 --> 02:00:23,891 [PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES] 2735 02:00:24,959 --> 02:00:27,995 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2736 02:00:28,129 --> 02:00:29,664 -[BANGS PIANO KEYS] -[OPENING DOORS PLAYING] 2737 02:00:29,797 --> 02:00:31,331 -How's it going? -Good. You? 2738 02:00:31,465 --> 02:00:33,134 -Fair. -Yeah, tell me. 2739 02:00:33,266 --> 02:00:34,267 -[PHONE RINGS] -Russian Tea Room. 2740 02:00:34,401 --> 02:00:35,636 -Hi. -Mary. 2741 02:00:35,770 --> 02:00:37,404 -Say hello. -I think I got a job. 2742 02:00:37,538 --> 02:00:39,073 -Where? -True Romances. 2743 02:00:39,207 --> 02:00:41,142 -Posing? -Thank you. Writing captions. 2744 02:00:41,274 --> 02:00:42,910 -What about the book? -What about the book? 2745 02:00:43,044 --> 02:00:44,212 -Nothing. Are you working on the book? -Yes. 2746 02:00:44,344 --> 02:00:45,747 -FRANK: Good. -No. 2747 02:00:45,880 --> 02:00:47,648 -Mary. -Right. I know. Yes, me and Balzac. 2748 02:00:47,782 --> 02:00:48,916 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2749 02:00:49,050 --> 02:00:50,651 [PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] 2750 02:00:50,785 --> 02:00:52,653 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2751 02:00:55,857 --> 02:00:58,826 -[PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] -[RHYTHMIC TYPING AND RATTLING] 2752 02:01:05,166 --> 02:01:06,299 Ugh. 2753 02:01:06,433 --> 02:01:08,035 -[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] -[GRUNTS] 2754 02:01:09,369 --> 02:01:10,738 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 2755 02:01:10,872 --> 02:01:13,207 ♪ I finished the one-act ♪ 2756 02:01:13,340 --> 02:01:15,743 - ♪ I got an audition ♪ - ♪ I started the story ♪ 2757 02:01:15,877 --> 02:01:18,445 - ♪ Rehearsal pianist ♪ - ♪ So where are we eating? ♪ 2758 02:01:18,579 --> 02:01:21,082 - ♪ I'm moving to Playboy ♪ - ♪ The publisher called me ♪ 2759 02:01:21,215 --> 02:01:23,651 - ♪ I'm doing a rewrite ♪ - ♪ My parents are coming ♪ 2760 02:01:23,785 --> 02:01:26,286 - ♪ I saw My Fair Lady ♪ - ♪ I rewrote the rewrite ♪ 2761 02:01:26,419 --> 02:01:27,454 - ♪ I sort of enjoyed it ♪ - ♪ I threw out the story ♪ 2762 02:01:27,588 --> 02:01:29,322 ♪ I'm meeting an agent ♪ 2763 02:01:29,456 --> 02:01:30,490 ALL: ♪ We'll all get together on Sunday ♪ 2764 02:01:30,625 --> 02:01:31,793 ♪ We're opening doors ♪ 2765 02:01:31,926 --> 02:01:33,094 ♪ Singing, "Here we are" ♪ 2766 02:01:33,227 --> 02:01:34,128 ♪ We're filling up days ♪ 2767 02:01:34,262 --> 02:01:36,030 ♪ On a dime ♪ 2768 02:01:36,164 --> 02:01:37,430 ♪ That faraway shore's Looking not too far ♪ 2769 02:01:37,565 --> 02:01:38,800 ♪ We're following every star ♪ 2770 02:01:38,933 --> 02:01:41,536 ♪ There's not enough time ♪ 2771 02:01:57,285 --> 02:01:58,786 [WHISTLES TO MUSIC] 2772 02:02:02,422 --> 02:02:04,959 - ♪ I called a producer ♪ - ♪ I sent off the one-act ♪ 2773 02:02:05,092 --> 02:02:07,528 - ♪ I started the story ♪ - ♪ He said to come see him ♪ 2774 02:02:07,662 --> 02:02:10,131 - ♪ I dropped out of college ♪ - ♪ I met this musician ♪ 2775 02:02:10,264 --> 02:02:12,834 - ♪ I'm playing a nightclub ♪ - ♪ They're doing my one-act ♪ 2776 02:02:12,967 --> 02:02:15,368 - ♪ I'm working for Redbook ♪ - ♪ I rewrote the ballad ♪ 2777 02:02:15,502 --> 02:02:17,205 - ♪ I finished the story ♪ - ♪ We started rehearsal ♪ 2778 02:02:17,337 --> 02:02:18,873 ♪ I threw out the story And then the musician ♪ 2779 02:02:19,006 --> 02:02:20,041 ♪ I'm moving to Popular Science ♪ 2780 02:02:20,174 --> 02:02:21,441 ♪ We're opening doors ♪ 2781 02:02:21,576 --> 02:02:22,777 ♪ Singing, "Look who's here" ♪ 2782 02:02:22,910 --> 02:02:24,645 ♪ Beginning to sail on a dime ♪ 2783 02:02:24,779 --> 02:02:27,682 ♪ That faraway shore's getting very near ♪ 2784 02:02:27,815 --> 02:02:29,482 ♪ We haven't a thing to fear ♪ 2785 02:02:29,617 --> 02:02:33,654 ♪ We haven't got time ♪ 2786 02:02:33,788 --> 02:02:35,623 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2787 02:02:35,756 --> 02:02:37,658 [WHISTLES TO MUSIC] 2788 02:02:37,792 --> 02:02:39,160 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2789 02:02:39,293 --> 02:02:42,864 ♪ Bum-bum-bu-bum-bum bum-bum ♪ 2790 02:02:45,166 --> 02:02:50,503 ♪ La-da-da-da-da da-dum ♪ 2791 02:02:50,638 --> 02:02:52,073 -How's it coming? -Good. You? 2792 02:02:52,206 --> 02:02:53,274 Done! 2793 02:02:53,406 --> 02:02:54,041 -One minute. -[PHONE RINGS] 2794 02:02:54,175 --> 02:02:54,942 Hamburg Heaven. 2795 02:02:55,076 --> 02:02:56,277 -Hi. -Mary. 2796 02:02:56,409 --> 02:02:58,079 -Say hello. -I got another job. 2797 02:02:58,212 --> 02:02:59,513 -FRANK: Where? -Chic. 2798 02:02:59,647 --> 02:03:00,581 -What's that? -A brand-new concept, 2799 02:03:00,715 --> 02:03:02,183 pop-up pictures. 2800 02:03:02,316 --> 02:03:03,517 -What about the book? -What about the book? 2801 02:03:03,651 --> 02:03:04,619 Did you give the publisher the book? 2802 02:03:04,752 --> 02:03:05,920 -Yes. No. -Good. Mary. 2803 02:03:06,053 --> 02:03:07,154 -MARY: Look, I never... -Finished! 2804 02:03:07,288 --> 02:03:09,156 -Let me call you back. -Right. 2805 02:03:09,290 --> 02:03:10,490 -This is just a draft. Probably it stinks. -Right. Right. 2806 02:03:10,625 --> 02:03:11,491 Haven't had the time to do a polish. 2807 02:03:11,626 --> 02:03:13,094 -Will you sing? -Right. 2808 02:03:13,227 --> 02:03:15,495 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2809 02:03:15,630 --> 02:03:17,598 ♪ Who wants the worry, the noise The dirt, the heat? ♪ 2810 02:03:17,732 --> 02:03:19,233 ♪ Who wants the garbage cans Clanging in the street? ♪ 2811 02:03:19,367 --> 02:03:21,903 ♪ Suddenly I do ♪ 2812 02:03:22,036 --> 02:03:23,604 ♪ They're always popping their cork ♪ 2813 02:03:23,738 --> 02:03:25,606 ♪ I'll fix that line ♪ 2814 02:03:25,740 --> 02:03:27,742 ♪ The cops, the cabbies The salesgirls up at Saks ♪ 2815 02:03:27,875 --> 02:03:29,710 ♪ You gotta have a real taste For maniacs ♪ 2816 02:03:29,844 --> 02:03:32,380 - ♪ Suddenly I do ♪ -[JOE SCOFFS] 2817 02:03:32,513 --> 02:03:35,182 ♪ That's great, that's swell ♪ 2818 02:03:35,316 --> 02:03:37,718 ♪ The other stuff as well ♪ 2819 02:03:37,852 --> 02:03:40,955 ♪ It isn't every day You hear a score this strong ♪ 2820 02:03:41,088 --> 02:03:43,991 ♪ But, fellas, if I may There's only one thing wrong ♪ 2821 02:03:44,125 --> 02:03:46,761 ♪ It's not a tune you can hum ♪ 2822 02:03:46,894 --> 02:03:49,330 ♪ It's not a tune you go Bum-bum-bum-di-dum ♪ 2823 02:03:49,462 --> 02:03:51,832 ♪ You need a tune you go Bum-bum-bum-di-dum ♪ 2824 02:03:51,966 --> 02:03:54,802 ♪ Give me a melody ♪ 2825 02:03:54,936 --> 02:03:57,470 ♪ Why can't you throw 'em a crumb? ♪ 2826 02:03:57,605 --> 02:04:00,241 ♪ What's wrong with letting 'em Tap their toes a bit? ♪ 2827 02:04:00,374 --> 02:04:02,610 ♪ I'll let you know When Stravinsky has a hit ♪ 2828 02:04:02,743 --> 02:04:05,079 ♪ Give me a melody ♪ 2829 02:04:05,212 --> 02:04:07,782 ♪ Oh, sure, I know ♪ 2830 02:04:07,915 --> 02:04:10,785 ♪ It's not that kind of show ♪ 2831 02:04:10,918 --> 02:04:13,721 ♪ But can't you have a score That's sort of in-between? ♪ 2832 02:04:13,854 --> 02:04:16,824 ♪ Look, play a little more I'll show you what I mean ♪ 2833 02:04:16,958 --> 02:04:18,826 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2834 02:04:18,960 --> 02:04:22,330 ♪ I always hated the dirt The heat, the noise ♪ 2835 02:04:22,462 --> 02:04:24,165 ♪ But ever since I met you, I... ♪ 2836 02:04:24,298 --> 02:04:27,401 ♪ Listen, boys, maybe it's me ♪ 2837 02:04:27,535 --> 02:04:29,236 ♪ But that's just not a ♪ 2838 02:04:29,370 --> 02:04:32,073 ♪ Hum-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mable melody! ♪ 2839 02:04:32,206 --> 02:04:34,942 ♪ Write more, work hard Leave your name with the girl ♪ 2840 02:04:35,076 --> 02:04:36,644 ♪ Less avant-garde ♪ 2841 02:04:36,777 --> 02:04:38,679 ♪ Leave your name with the girl ♪ 2842 02:04:38,813 --> 02:04:43,851 ♪ Just write a plain old Melodee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee ♪ 2843 02:04:44,352 --> 02:04:45,886 [LAUGHS] 2844 02:04:46,020 --> 02:04:51,491 ♪ A-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee ♪ 2845 02:04:53,493 --> 02:04:56,564 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 2846 02:04:56,697 --> 02:04:59,499 ♪ They're stopping rehearsal They ran out of money ♪ 2847 02:04:59,633 --> 02:05:02,502 ♪ We lasted one issue My book was rejected ♪ 2848 02:05:02,636 --> 02:05:05,840 ♪ The nightclub was raided I had to start coaching ♪ 2849 02:05:05,973 --> 02:05:08,376 - ♪ My parents are coming ♪ - ♪ I screwed up the laundry ♪ 2850 02:05:08,509 --> 02:05:11,012 - ♪ My wallet was stolen ♪ - ♪ I saw the musician ♪ 2851 02:05:11,145 --> 02:05:12,680 - ♪ We're being evicted ♪ - ♪ I'm having a breakdown ♪ 2852 02:05:12,813 --> 02:05:14,048 ♪ We'll all get together on Sunday ♪ 2853 02:05:14,181 --> 02:05:15,282 ♪ They're slamming the doors ♪ 2854 02:05:15,416 --> 02:05:16,984 ♪ Singing, "Go away" ♪ 2855 02:05:17,118 --> 02:05:20,688 ♪ It's less of a sail than a climb ♪ 2856 02:05:20,821 --> 02:05:24,325 ♪ That faraway shore's farther every day ♪ 2857 02:05:24,458 --> 02:05:26,293 ♪ We're learning to ricochet ♪ 2858 02:05:26,427 --> 02:05:28,129 ♪ We still have a lot to say ♪ 2859 02:05:28,262 --> 02:05:29,196 ♪ You know what we'll do? ♪ 2860 02:05:29,330 --> 02:05:30,364 What? 2861 02:05:30,498 --> 02:05:31,365 ♪ We'll do a revue ♪ 2862 02:05:31,499 --> 02:05:32,733 -CHARLEY: What? -What? 2863 02:05:32,867 --> 02:05:35,169 ♪ We'll do a revue of our own ♪ 2864 02:05:35,302 --> 02:05:36,237 -What? -Where? 2865 02:05:36,370 --> 02:05:37,638 -Why? -CHARLEY: When? 2866 02:05:37,772 --> 02:05:38,973 Not just songs but stories, scenes, 2867 02:05:39,106 --> 02:05:40,808 -piano pieces, mime! -Yeah. 2868 02:05:40,941 --> 02:05:42,076 "Frankly Frank!" 2869 02:05:42,209 --> 02:05:43,277 ♪ A showcase of our own ♪ 2870 02:05:43,411 --> 02:05:44,945 -Where? -The club's reopening. 2871 02:05:45,079 --> 02:05:46,547 -We'll write a lot of new stuff. -Rewrite old stuff. 2872 02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:47,848 -What about the girl? -What about the girl? 2873 02:05:47,982 --> 02:05:48,849 Only that we're gonna need a girl. 2874 02:05:48,983 --> 02:05:50,551 -Well, Mary. -Thanks. 2875 02:05:50,684 --> 02:05:52,720 [IN POSH ACCENT] I don't perform except at dinner. 2876 02:05:52,853 --> 02:05:55,956 [IN SHRILL VOICE] ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2877 02:05:56,090 --> 02:05:59,126 ♪ Who wants the worry, the noise The dirt, the heat? ♪ 2878 02:05:59,260 --> 02:06:01,362 ♪ Who wants the garbage cans clanging? ♪ 2879 02:06:01,495 --> 02:06:03,898 -Next! -I can sing higher! 2880 02:06:04,031 --> 02:06:05,534 [PIANO PLAYING LIGHT MUSIC] 2881 02:06:05,699 --> 02:06:08,602 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2882 02:06:08,736 --> 02:06:10,971 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2883 02:06:12,006 --> 02:06:13,741 ♪ Who wants to live... ♪ 2884 02:06:16,844 --> 02:06:18,446 Thank you for coming! 2885 02:06:18,579 --> 02:06:20,114 ♪ They're always popping their cork ♪ 2886 02:06:20,247 --> 02:06:22,116 Up a tone. 2887 02:06:22,249 --> 02:06:23,584 ♪ The cops, the cabbies The salesgirls up at Saks ♪ 2888 02:06:23,717 --> 02:06:25,419 Up a tone. 2889 02:06:25,554 --> 02:06:27,354 ♪ You gotta have a real taste For maniacs ♪ 2890 02:06:27,488 --> 02:06:29,590 Thank you! You're hired! 2891 02:06:29,723 --> 02:06:31,959 -[EXCLAIMS] ♪ I'm Beth ♪ - ♪ I'm Frank ♪ 2892 02:06:32,093 --> 02:06:33,928 ♪ I really thought I stank ♪ 2893 02:06:34,061 --> 02:06:35,763 - ♪ I'm Mary ♪ - ♪ Charley ♪ 2894 02:06:35,896 --> 02:06:38,232 ♪ By the way, I'm told we open Saturday ♪ 2895 02:06:38,365 --> 02:06:40,067 - ♪ What? You're not serious ♪ - ♪ Nobody's ready ♪ 2896 02:06:40,201 --> 02:06:42,703 ♪ Apparently, somebody canceled A booking ♪ 2897 02:06:42,837 --> 02:06:44,539 - ♪ The songs aren't finished ♪ - ♪ And what about costumes? ♪ 2898 02:06:44,672 --> 02:06:46,440 ♪ And how do I learn all these numbers? ♪ 2899 02:06:46,575 --> 02:06:49,610 ♪ I'll bring you the copies of everything ♪ 2900 02:06:49,743 --> 02:06:51,445 - ♪ Later this evening ♪ - ♪ Not to mention I still haven't finished ♪ 2901 02:06:51,580 --> 02:06:52,514 ♪ Okay, but I'll have to Have all of the music ♪ 2902 02:06:52,646 --> 02:06:54,348 [RAPID OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2903 02:06:54,482 --> 02:06:55,517 ALL: ♪ We'll worry about it on Sunday ♪ 2904 02:06:55,649 --> 02:06:56,817 ♪ We're opening doors ♪ 2905 02:06:56,951 --> 02:06:58,486 ♪ Singing, "Here we are" ♪ 2906 02:06:58,619 --> 02:07:00,421 ♪ We're filling up days on a dime ♪ 2907 02:07:00,555 --> 02:07:03,491 ♪ That faraway shore's looking not too far ♪ 2908 02:07:03,624 --> 02:07:05,192 ♪ We're following every star ♪ 2909 02:07:05,326 --> 02:07:08,496 ♪ There's not enough time ♪ 2910 02:07:08,629 --> 02:07:09,797 ♪ We're banging on doors ♪ 2911 02:07:09,930 --> 02:07:12,099 ♪ Shouting, "Here again" ♪ 2912 02:07:12,233 --> 02:07:15,302 ♪ We're risking it all on a dime ♪ 2913 02:07:15,436 --> 02:07:18,839 ♪ That faraway shore's looking near again ♪ 2914 02:07:18,973 --> 02:07:20,641 ♪ The only thing left is when ♪ 2915 02:07:20,774 --> 02:07:22,409 ♪ We know we should count to ten ♪ 2916 02:07:22,544 --> 02:07:26,280 ♪ We haven't got time ♪ 2917 02:07:26,413 --> 02:07:30,351 ♪ We haven't got time ♪ 2918 02:07:30,484 --> 02:07:33,120 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2919 02:07:33,254 --> 02:07:35,256 [CHUCKLING] 2920 02:07:41,262 --> 02:07:43,264 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, SEVENTH TRANSITION ] 2921 02:07:46,767 --> 02:07:50,738 GROUP: ♪ Bending with the road ♪ 2922 02:07:50,871 --> 02:07:54,975 ♪ Gliding through the countryside ♪ 2923 02:07:55,109 --> 02:07:59,346 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 2924 02:07:59,480 --> 02:08:03,717 ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 2925 02:08:03,851 --> 02:08:07,354 ♪ Dreams that will explode ♪ 2926 02:08:07,488 --> 02:08:11,358 ♪ Waking up the countryside ♪ 2927 02:08:11,492 --> 02:08:15,896 GROUP: ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 2928 02:08:16,030 --> 02:08:20,067 ♪ Sing 'em your song ♪ 2929 02:08:20,201 --> 02:08:24,071 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2930 02:08:24,205 --> 02:08:27,341 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2931 02:08:28,175 --> 02:08:31,745 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2932 02:08:31,879 --> 02:08:36,483 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2933 02:08:38,553 --> 02:08:41,055 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 2934 02:08:49,897 --> 02:08:51,799 Oh, hey. Hey, what are you doing up on the roof? 2935 02:08:51,932 --> 02:08:53,234 I don't know. I just came up here. 2936 02:08:53,367 --> 02:08:54,802 Well, you could have told a person. 2937 02:08:54,935 --> 02:08:56,571 -You were asleep. -Yeah, the alarm just went off. 2938 02:08:58,038 --> 02:08:59,708 -You see anything? -Mmm-mmm. 2939 02:09:01,875 --> 02:09:04,478 -Is something wrong? -[CHUCKLES] No. 2940 02:09:04,613 --> 02:09:05,714 What are you doing up here so early? 2941 02:09:05,846 --> 02:09:07,948 I couldn't sleep. 2942 02:09:08,082 --> 02:09:11,285 Charley... I read your two plays last night. 2943 02:09:11,418 --> 02:09:13,254 They were so wonderful, I couldn't sleep. 2944 02:09:15,055 --> 02:09:16,790 -I thought you were mad. -[CHUCKLES] 2945 02:09:16,924 --> 02:09:18,425 I have to tell everyone who stays over 2946 02:09:18,560 --> 02:09:20,261 to always wake me whenever you think I'm wonderful. 2947 02:09:20,394 --> 02:09:22,096 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 2948 02:09:22,229 --> 02:09:23,230 I tossed and turned. 2949 02:09:23,364 --> 02:09:24,566 I kept thinking about wasting 2950 02:09:24,699 --> 02:09:26,100 these last two years in the Army, 2951 02:09:26,233 --> 02:09:27,034 then to come back and read your plays... 2952 02:09:27,167 --> 02:09:28,737 "Wasting"? 2953 02:09:28,869 --> 02:09:29,970 What about that music you played for me? 2954 02:09:30,104 --> 02:09:31,805 -Talk about wonderful. -What? 2955 02:09:33,742 --> 02:09:34,775 Really? 2956 02:09:37,177 --> 02:09:39,313 Yes. 2957 02:09:39,446 --> 02:09:42,584 Yeah, Frank, you... you don't just write what you know. 2958 02:09:42,717 --> 02:09:44,251 You write what you know. 2959 02:09:46,387 --> 02:09:47,955 Okay. 2960 02:09:48,088 --> 02:09:49,790 This play, Pretty Politics, about the Senate pages. 2961 02:09:49,923 --> 02:09:52,159 What do you think about making it into a musical? 2962 02:09:53,227 --> 02:09:55,095 -Go on. -I've got a better title. 2963 02:09:55,229 --> 02:09:56,330 Take a Left. 2964 02:09:57,231 --> 02:09:58,165 That's a better title? 2965 02:09:58,299 --> 02:10:00,234 [LAUGHS] 2966 02:10:00,367 --> 02:10:02,436 I think it's important. 2967 02:10:02,570 --> 02:10:04,038 -Musicals are popular. -[ OUR TIME PLAYING] 2968 02:10:04,171 --> 02:10:06,807 They're a great way to state important ideas, 2969 02:10:06,940 --> 02:10:08,475 ideas that could really make a difference. 2970 02:10:08,610 --> 02:10:10,612 Charley, we can change the world. 2971 02:10:10,745 --> 02:10:12,379 [CHUCKLES] 2972 02:10:12,514 --> 02:10:14,716 ♪ Something is stirring, shifting ground ♪ 2973 02:10:14,848 --> 02:10:16,450 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 2974 02:10:18,352 --> 02:10:21,221 ♪ Edges are blurring all around ♪ 2975 02:10:21,355 --> 02:10:23,924 ♪ And yesterday is done ♪ 2976 02:10:25,092 --> 02:10:26,493 ♪ Feel the flow ♪ 2977 02:10:26,628 --> 02:10:28,630 ♪ Hear what's happening ♪ 2978 02:10:28,763 --> 02:10:31,766 - ♪ We're what's happening ♪ -[CHUCKLES] 2979 02:10:31,899 --> 02:10:33,735 ♪ Don't you know? ♪ 2980 02:10:33,867 --> 02:10:37,304 ♪ We're the movers and we're the shapers ♪ 2981 02:10:37,438 --> 02:10:39,173 ♪ We're the names ♪ 2982 02:10:39,306 --> 02:10:40,809 - ♪ In tomorrow's papers ♪ -[CHUCKLES] 2983 02:10:40,941 --> 02:10:44,445 ♪ Up to us, man, to show 'em ♪ 2984 02:10:50,951 --> 02:10:52,953 ♪ It's our time ♪ 2985 02:10:53,087 --> 02:10:54,723 ♪ Breathe it in ♪ 2986 02:10:54,855 --> 02:10:58,058 ♪ Worlds to change and worlds to win ♪ 2987 02:10:58,192 --> 02:11:01,195 ♪ Our turn coming through ♪ 2988 02:11:01,328 --> 02:11:03,197 ♪ Me and you, man ♪ 2989 02:11:03,330 --> 02:11:06,033 ♪ Me and you ♪ 2990 02:11:06,568 --> 02:11:08,235 -Uh, uh. -Hi. 2991 02:11:08,369 --> 02:11:12,272 Uh, we just wanted to see, my roommate and... I. [CHUCKLES] 2992 02:11:16,578 --> 02:11:18,245 Excuse me. 2993 02:11:22,483 --> 02:11:23,917 She's probably from Barnard. 2994 02:11:25,486 --> 02:11:27,054 Barnard girls are dippy. 2995 02:11:27,187 --> 02:11:28,222 [BOTH LAUGH] 2996 02:11:29,957 --> 02:11:32,092 -Do you have the time? -Uh, yep. 2997 02:11:32,226 --> 02:11:33,528 Uh, quarter to 6:00. 2998 02:11:35,830 --> 02:11:37,599 Do you ever think about getting married? 2999 02:11:38,633 --> 02:11:39,601 No. 3000 02:11:41,703 --> 02:11:42,704 Me neither. 3001 02:11:44,639 --> 02:11:46,940 But when I'm a lot older, maybe. 3002 02:11:48,643 --> 02:11:51,278 ♪ Feel how it quivers on the brink ♪ 3003 02:11:51,412 --> 02:11:52,379 What? 3004 02:11:52,514 --> 02:11:53,715 ♪ Everything ♪ 3005 02:11:55,382 --> 02:11:56,950 ♪ Gives you the shivers ♪ 3006 02:11:57,084 --> 02:11:58,653 ♪ Makes you think ♪ 3007 02:11:58,787 --> 02:12:01,756 ♪ There's so much stuff to sing ♪ 3008 02:12:01,890 --> 02:12:03,558 ♪ And you and me ♪ 3009 02:12:03,691 --> 02:12:07,094 ♪ We'll be singing it like the birds ♪ 3010 02:12:07,227 --> 02:12:08,830 [CHUCKLES] ♪ Me with music ♪ 3011 02:12:08,962 --> 02:12:10,598 ♪ And you the words ♪ 3012 02:12:10,732 --> 02:12:16,103 ♪ Tell 'em things they don't know ♪ 3013 02:12:16,236 --> 02:12:20,107 ♪ Up to us, pal, to show 'em ♪ 3014 02:12:27,381 --> 02:12:30,652 BOTH: ♪ Our time, breathe it in ♪ 3015 02:12:30,785 --> 02:12:34,221 ♪ Worlds to change and worlds to win ♪ 3016 02:12:34,354 --> 02:12:37,592 ♪ Our turn, we're what's new ♪ 3017 02:12:37,725 --> 02:12:40,961 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3018 02:12:41,094 --> 02:12:42,931 - ♪ Feel the flow ♪ - ♪ Feel the flow ♪ 3019 02:12:43,063 --> 02:12:44,599 ♪ Hear what's happening ♪ 3020 02:12:44,732 --> 02:12:48,135 ♪ We're what's happening ♪ 3021 02:12:48,268 --> 02:12:49,904 ♪ Long ago ♪ 3022 02:12:50,037 --> 02:12:53,273 ♪ All we had was that funny feeling ♪ 3023 02:12:53,407 --> 02:12:56,945 ♪ Saying someday we'd send 'em reeling ♪ 3024 02:12:57,077 --> 02:13:01,850 ♪ Now it looks like we can ♪ 3025 02:13:02,983 --> 02:13:05,620 ♪ Someday just began ♪ 3026 02:13:13,862 --> 02:13:17,498 ♪ It's our heads on the block ♪ 3027 02:13:17,632 --> 02:13:21,001 ♪ Give us room and start the clock ♪ 3028 02:13:21,134 --> 02:13:24,471 ♪ Our time coming through ♪ 3029 02:13:24,606 --> 02:13:28,041 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3030 02:13:28,175 --> 02:13:30,444 ♪ Me and you ♪ 3031 02:13:30,578 --> 02:13:32,514 I didn't mean to be so overdressed before. 3032 02:13:32,647 --> 02:13:34,147 -[LAUGHS] -Am I too late? 3033 02:13:34,281 --> 02:13:35,449 No, I think it's just about now. 3034 02:13:35,583 --> 02:13:36,985 Oh, my roommate's coming up, too. 3035 02:13:37,117 --> 02:13:38,452 Oh, I'm Charley Kringas. This is Frank Shepard. 3036 02:13:38,586 --> 02:13:39,954 -Mary Flynn. Hi. -Hi. 3037 02:13:40,087 --> 02:13:41,388 -Hi. -Um, we just took the apartment 3038 02:13:41,523 --> 02:13:42,991 -on five. -Oh, I'm not officially moved in 3039 02:13:43,123 --> 02:13:44,826 until I'm discharged from the Army next week. 3040 02:13:44,959 --> 02:13:47,160 Frank just got a weekend pass to help us move in. 3041 02:13:47,294 --> 02:13:48,663 -Um, a lot to move in. -[MUSIC FADES] 3042 02:13:48,796 --> 02:13:51,198 A typewriter, two mattresses and a piano. 3043 02:13:51,331 --> 02:13:53,701 Are you the one playing the piano the last two days? 3044 02:13:53,835 --> 02:13:56,069 -We're evicted. -Oh, no. 3045 02:13:56,203 --> 02:13:57,906 You are wonderful. 3046 02:13:58,038 --> 02:14:00,507 I mean, sincerely wonderful. 3047 02:14:00,642 --> 02:14:02,342 I'm sincerely grateful. 3048 02:14:02,476 --> 02:14:04,612 Yeah, I even came up on the roof so I could hear you better. 3049 02:14:04,746 --> 02:14:07,015 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 3050 02:14:08,382 --> 02:14:11,385 [SIGHS] I tell everything, 3051 02:14:11,519 --> 02:14:15,222 then go home and suffer. 3052 02:14:15,355 --> 02:14:19,527 [CHUCKLES] So, are you sincerely wonderful, too? 3053 02:14:19,661 --> 02:14:20,795 -I write. -He is. 3054 02:14:20,929 --> 02:14:21,930 Aw. 3055 02:14:22,062 --> 02:14:23,397 Me, Columbia. Him, Juilliard. 3056 02:14:23,531 --> 02:14:26,133 Well, that's what I want to do, write. 3057 02:14:26,266 --> 02:14:29,604 But how does anyone compose music, though? 3058 02:14:29,737 --> 02:14:32,139 I mean, to me, that is the gift of gifts. 3059 02:14:32,272 --> 02:14:34,408 I just met the girl I ought to marry. 3060 02:14:35,877 --> 02:14:38,078 Did anybody ever tell you you say all the right things? 3061 02:14:38,713 --> 02:14:39,681 Never. 3062 02:14:39,814 --> 02:14:41,348 [LAUGHS] 3063 02:14:41,481 --> 02:14:43,685 Well, but I... I really want to know. 3064 02:14:43,818 --> 02:14:46,253 Well, writing music is not about words. 3065 02:14:46,386 --> 02:14:49,289 It's about sounds and feelings. 3066 02:14:49,423 --> 02:14:52,694 And, to me, music is about everything. [LAUGHS] 3067 02:14:53,761 --> 02:14:56,229 Well, anyway, it's so creative. 3068 02:14:56,363 --> 02:14:58,398 If I didn't have music, I'd die. 3069 02:14:58,533 --> 02:15:01,368 Someday, Frank is gonna be a very important composer. 3070 02:15:01,501 --> 02:15:02,469 He is? 3071 02:15:03,605 --> 02:15:05,974 I think you already are. 3072 02:15:06,106 --> 02:15:08,910 Mary? Are you up here? 3073 02:15:09,043 --> 02:15:10,078 Oh. 3074 02:15:11,144 --> 02:15:12,780 You're with guys. 3075 02:15:14,414 --> 02:15:16,651 -[SHRIEKING] Oh, no! -[CHUCKLES] 3076 02:15:16,784 --> 02:15:17,819 MARY: Evelyn. 3077 02:15:20,153 --> 02:15:21,154 Evelyn. 3078 02:15:22,957 --> 02:15:25,026 [CHUCKLES] 3079 02:15:25,158 --> 02:15:26,527 That was Evelyn. 3080 02:15:31,899 --> 02:15:33,668 Oh! [STAMMERS] 3081 02:15:33,801 --> 02:15:36,169 We should probably look now. It's supposed to be right now. 3082 02:15:39,239 --> 02:15:41,909 -FRANK: See anything? -God, I hope we didn't miss it. 3083 02:15:42,043 --> 02:15:43,945 It should come right over. 3084 02:15:45,647 --> 02:15:47,615 -Oh, yeah, there. There it is. -[GASPS] Yeah, I see it. 3085 02:15:47,749 --> 02:15:50,118 -Where? -There it is. There. 3086 02:15:50,250 --> 02:15:52,520 It's just phenomenal. 3087 02:15:52,654 --> 02:15:54,122 It's phenomenal. 3088 02:15:57,759 --> 02:16:00,494 Do you call it Sputnik or "Spootnik"? [VOICE CRACKS] 3089 02:16:00,628 --> 02:16:02,262 Mmm. Call it a miracle. 3090 02:16:03,097 --> 02:16:04,098 God. 3091 02:16:06,100 --> 02:16:09,070 We got to be the luckiest people who ever lived. 3092 02:16:11,171 --> 02:16:12,874 After this moment, 3093 02:16:13,007 --> 02:16:15,977 this moment that the three of us are sharing here together, 3094 02:16:16,110 --> 02:16:18,980 nothing is ever gonna be the way that it was, not ever again! 3095 02:16:19,113 --> 02:16:20,682 Do you guys realize that now 3096 02:16:20,815 --> 02:16:22,850 we're gonna be able to do anything? 3097 02:16:22,984 --> 02:16:26,219 I mean, anything we ever dreamed of. 3098 02:16:26,353 --> 02:16:28,856 What a time to be starting out. 3099 02:16:29,524 --> 02:16:31,224 What a time to be alive. 3100 02:16:31,358 --> 02:16:34,529 ♪ Something is stirring, shifting ground ♪ 3101 02:16:34,662 --> 02:16:36,564 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 3102 02:16:38,099 --> 02:16:41,301 ♪ Edges are blurring all around ♪ 3103 02:16:41,435 --> 02:16:44,706 ♪ And yesterday is done ♪ 3104 02:16:44,839 --> 02:16:48,241 ♪ Feel the flow, hear what's happening ♪ 3105 02:16:48,375 --> 02:16:51,746 ♪ We're what's happening ♪ 3106 02:16:51,879 --> 02:16:53,548 ♪ Don't you know? ♪ 3107 02:16:53,681 --> 02:16:56,751 ♪ We're the movers and we're the shapers ♪ 3108 02:16:56,884 --> 02:17:00,320 ♪ We're the names in tomorrow's papers ♪ 3109 02:17:00,454 --> 02:17:04,659 ♪ Up to us now to show 'em ♪ 3110 02:17:07,461 --> 02:17:10,430 [EXHALING PLAYFULLY] 3111 02:17:10,565 --> 02:17:14,301 ALL: ♪ It's our time, breathe it in ♪ 3112 02:17:14,434 --> 02:17:17,638 ♪ Worlds to change and worlds to win ♪ 3113 02:17:17,772 --> 02:17:20,775 ♪ Our turn coming through ♪ 3114 02:17:20,908 --> 02:17:24,712 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3115 02:17:24,846 --> 02:17:27,582 ♪ Years from now, we'll remember ♪ 3116 02:17:27,715 --> 02:17:29,650 ♪ And we'll come back ♪ 3117 02:17:29,784 --> 02:17:32,954 ♪ Buy the rooftop and hang a plaque ♪ 3118 02:17:33,087 --> 02:17:39,127 ♪ "This is where we began ♪ 3119 02:17:39,259 --> 02:17:43,131 ♪ "Being what we can" ♪ 3120 02:17:49,237 --> 02:17:52,907 ♪ It's our heads on the block ♪ 3121 02:17:53,040 --> 02:17:55,943 ♪ Give us room and start the clock ♪ 3122 02:17:56,077 --> 02:17:59,680 ♪ Our dreams coming true ♪ 3123 02:17:59,814 --> 02:18:03,316 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3124 02:18:03,450 --> 02:18:05,153 GROUP: ♪ Me and you ♪ 3125 02:18:05,285 --> 02:18:08,288 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 3126 02:18:08,421 --> 02:18:10,490 ♪ Me and you ♪ 3127 02:18:10,625 --> 02:18:14,061 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 3128 02:18:14,195 --> 02:18:15,395 ♪ Me and ♪ 3129 02:18:15,530 --> 02:18:21,401 ♪ You ♪ 3130 02:18:31,078 --> 02:18:33,080 [SONG ENDS] 3131 02:18:41,454 --> 02:18:43,456 [GENTLE, HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 3132 02:19:10,618 --> 02:19:12,620 -[MUSIC ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3133 02:19:19,492 --> 02:19:21,494 -[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] -[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 3134 02:19:25,733 --> 02:19:27,702 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3135 02:21:42,837 --> 02:21:44,839 -[MUSIC ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3136 02:21:47,641 --> 02:21:49,643 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 3137 02:24:28,469 --> 02:24:30,337 [MUSIC ENDS] 3138 02:24:30,471 --> 02:24:32,473 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3139 02:24:44,485 --> 02:24:46,020 [CHEERING FADES] 251599

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