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This is the end of the video,
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I hope you enjoyed it.
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A play that will alter Earth's fate forever.
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Relax, stretchy McBraniac.
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This is a Tuesday for me.
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Well, a Tuesday with more celestial genocide and fewer tacos,
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but you get the chest.
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Is there a health plan for getting digested by a cosmic uterus?
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If by digested you mean subatomic dispersal by primordial forces,
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then no, there is no plan.
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Now focus.
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Initiate ejection sequence in three,
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two, one...
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Wait!
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Wait!
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What is all this crap?
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Galactica's cosmic c**t.
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Have these NSFW artists really run out of crazy ideas?
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You know what?
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The audience doesn't want this much plot.
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They came for the sex!
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And now for my favorite part.
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Oh crap, this damn artist really doesn't do food.
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You seek a challenge?
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Behold, my champions!
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Jimmy Draca!
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What?
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Running out of jokes already?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Save the dominatrix energy for rule 34 forums!
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Or Patreon's banhammer will make Thanos' snap look like a genital patch!
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Silence, Pats.
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Mommy's busy.
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You know what?
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Yeah!
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Screw the guidelines,
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this!
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This is performance time!
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Not that I want this to stop,
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but I never gave you my safe word.
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I like to play smart.
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Not like those guys who ask for the password under their damn password!
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Oh, damn, Squirrel Girl!
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If you keep bouncing like that,
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I'm gonna nut harder than a squirrel in a peanut factory!
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Tiffy Dose says I have unlimited stamina when I'm having fun.
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And this is so much fun!
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My turn.
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This is how a goddess plays.
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Ooh!
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Oh, copy-paste never looks so good.
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Luna?
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Silak?
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Magic!
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Look, Shady's really flexing that voice actor budget,
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huh?
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At this rate, even Doomsday's gonna look like an indie flick.
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Capros to save the world?
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I'm reasoned to save the moon.
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We're almost the same.
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They say hell is hot.
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They won't get it.
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My pelvic region is hosting its own climate change conference.
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Oh, come on.
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Can you not shut up for one minute and just push in silence?
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She says push like I'm not currently rewriting the laws of physics with my hips.
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Rewriting the laws of physics with your hips?
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I'm intrigued.
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I think you ladies are seriously abusing my healing factor.
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Like, this is work or exploitation at this point.
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And that is.
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Let's put that down to work.
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Ready girls?
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Keep up the momentum.
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Whoa, wow.
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We're doing a John Wick poster?
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Putt with pussies?
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You know what, Beblin?
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This is hard.
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This is cinema!
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Wait, call it right there.
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Let the viewers grab that screech shot for the memes.
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Okay, carry on.
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Note to self, next time you threaten a cosmic entity,
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do some dynamic stretching first.
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Oh, this is going to leave a mark worse than a unicorn incident.
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Wait, speaking of unicorns,
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still no other tales here but mine.
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Get a clue, Elux Randy.
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The people want some damn BL.
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Is it that hard?
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I've been prepping for this with anal cream for weeks.
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I'm more ready than a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Oh, hey, you in the back.
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Yeah, the one lurking on that special forum for fappers with no GF.
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Watching this leaked animation for free,
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huh?
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Don't be a cheapskate.
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You know how much work this takes.
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Look, lovebug voices,
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voice actors, sound effects,
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look at these credits,
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endless lists.
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Oh, and you want it for free?
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Don't screw with me.
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Subscribe to the Patreon.
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Wait, let me put the banner up.
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Yeah!
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There you go.
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You know the deal.
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Patreon or subscribe star,
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you horny bitches.
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No excuses, alright?
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My chibi chaga fun isn't going to fill itself.
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I cannot believe you won't shut up even during the credits.
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