All language subtitles for Ep32LesbianTriangles 32 2015

It really got really smashed up, didn't
it? Yeah.

It probably wasn't sitting up there long
because it's not dirty. It's just

busted. Do you think maybe we could fix
it?

We could try.

No, no. We need to find out who the
owner is.

It's probably a really expensive thing.
How would we find out who the owners

are? It's probably the kids next door,
actually. They haven't seen the kids

be into this type of stuff.

Oh, all those young boys over there?

Yeah. Oh, he's getting into trouble.
This is a camera.

A camera?

Yeah.

Maybe there's like footage down here and
we can figure out who the owner's on.

That's so cool.

Memory card?

Yeah, get it out. Get it out.

There is one.

Oh my gosh, I wonder what they
recognize.

They probably live around here. Yeah.

Look at your computer and we'll check it
out. Okay.

This is pretty cool. Like you can like
fly it wherever.

The video quality is not that good. No.

Wait, we're coming up to some of the
house now.

That's Billy's house.

Oh, maybe it's there. I don't think it's
coming up to the window.

That's Billy's mom's window.

Um.

That's Billy's mom.

Yeah. On the bed?

Yeah. Okay, go. With another woman? You
should not be watching this. They're

having sex.

They're a lesbian.

What? Billy's mom is having sex with
another woman?

Let's pause it. Who is it? I want to
find out who it is. I don't know.

Here, pause it.

Okay, that's good.

I can't tell.

Not that good of quality.

Can't tell either.

Who is she with?

I have no idea.

Let's just finish playing it and then
we'll see if it shows anything better.

It's leaving now.

Oh my god.

I can't believe that.

Wow.

Wow. So maybe can we watch it again?

No.

I'm not going to show their faces any
better the second time and you should

have been watching it the first place.

You're the one who put it on.

But don't we need to know what it is?
Not accessible.

No.

You guys can have this and you can do
whatever you want with it. That's about

it. Can I keep the card?

No.

I'm serious. This is not appropriate to
be watching. This is not cool.

They're lesbians. That's like a sin. You
don't know you're watching stuff like

that.

I can't believe Mindy is doing that.

I'll keep this and you guys might not
want to say anything to anyone about

That's a really good idea.

Go have fun.

I just want to watch it once more.

Just to make sure.

Do you want me to tell your mother about
this? No.

Go do something else and we need to
forget what's happened.

I'll yell at her in her bedroom.

Hi, Penny.

Hi.

What's wrong?

I kind of need your help with something.

Yeah? Well, you know how I'm trying to
see Joey?

Yeah, he's a sweet boy.

Yeah, he's sweet, but I kind of need to
break it off with him.

Why? Did he do something to you? No. Are
you okay? No, everything's fine, but I

just...

Maybe I need to talk to the school
counselor about this, but I think I like

girls.

A lesbian?

Honey, what would make you think such a
thing?

Well,

a couple of days ago, I saw a video. A
video?

Who showed you this video? It was
terrible, wasn't it?

No, it wasn't.

Well, we were hiking, and we found this
drone, and we were going to give it to

whoever it belonged to.

She brought us a princess to help us.
No, she's been on it. No, no.

She was just going to help us give it
back to the owner. And then we saw that

there was a video camera on it, so we
thought maybe, you know, it would show

who owned it. But it pulled up to

someone's window, and it was Billy's
mom.

And another woman.

Another woman. Billy's mom and another
woman.

Who was this other woman? We don't know.
The quality isn't that good.

I mean, do you think watching two women
is going to make you a lesbian?

Well, I mean, I really liked it.

Have you been having thoughts like this
before?

Yeah. For how long?

Since I was little.

It's going to be okay.

Come here.

You know, whatever happens, I'm here for
you.

You know I love you.

Yeah, and I love you too.

I just want what's best for you, okay?

We'll work it out. I'm going to talk to
this princess and see what's going on

here, but it's all going to be fine.
Don't worry. Don't stress out, okay?

Okay. Why don't you go do your
schoolwork?

Okay. Thanks, Mom.

Definitely Billy's mom.

And I covered Alice's eyes the minute I
saw what was going on.

What a terrible quality it is. I don't
understand how she gets that from things

like this.

Yeah, surprising.

I didn't know Billy's mom was a lesbian.

Yeah, surprised me too.

Learn something new every day.

I've hung out with Mindy a few times,
too.

Didn't get that vibe.

What?

We just couldn't... Who the hell was the
other woman?

What do you think?

I don't recognize her at all, actually.

It's so hard to see.

Oh, shit.

Here. Hide this.

Have a seat.

Hey, Tara here.

I was just wondering why Alice wasn't at
her golf lesson today.

Did she get hurt? Why wasn't she at the
golf lesson?

Well, you know, I think it's best for
Alice to tell us why she wasn't at her

golf lesson today.

Tara, would you be a darling and run
along and get Alice down from her

please?

You're not the best girl to take golf
anymore.

Alice!

Why? Come

over

here, darling. Have a seat.

What's going on, guys?

Alice, why don't you tell us why you
won't be taking golf anymore or having

more sleepovers?

A sleepover. No more sleepovers. What?

Well, Mom, do we have to go through it
like this?

Well, yes, darling.

If you're going to be changing your
lifestyle, you have to tell people about

don't you?

Or maybe I should just break the ice for
you.

Shall I?

Let me enlighten your friends here as to
what you told me the other day.

Alice came into my room to tell me that
this little video that she watched of

yours has turned her into a lesbian.

You mean the drone video?

That wasn't her fault. We didn't know it
was going to be on, and I covered her

eyes the minute we realized it.

Well, apparently she got off on watching
it, and now she thinks she's a lesbian.

You know, she was like sitting there
being like, I want to see it again. Can

rewind it?

Oh, stop it. And I told her no.

Exactly my point.

Her father thinks it's best that she
doesn't do any activities that might

influence this lesbian lifestyle, such
as golf or sleepovers where she might

harm her friends.

You're not going to be on the golf team
anymore?

I can't.

What about on Saturday night? I'm
supposed to sleep over.

My parents and princess are all going
out of town to go visit my grandparents,

and I'm not going to my grandparents'
house.

You know, her father says no more
sleepovers and he'll be out of town,

Yeah, so just have her stay here and you
can just watch them.

Well, I'll think about it.

I just can't stay home with me because
my parents think I'll drink alcohol with

her.

That only happens once, little girl.

Well, still, I got in trouble for it.

I did too.

Well, I'm not making any promises. I'll
think about it. But right now, I'm going

to pay.

Mindy a little bit so I could go freshen
up. I feel excuse me ladies

Well,

I did I Don't know I can I don't care
what you say, but you had to take a

I have a video then she comes over and
like makes me come over with the video

not to see it Well, I'm going over to
Mindy's and gonna cause problems with

Mindy I'm sorry

And you realize, if she can't stay here
Saturday night, I have to stay home and

babysit her.

I'll be in trouble, and my parents all
have to stay home because they're not

going to let me babysit her.

This is like ruining our lives.

Totally.

Whoa.

What the fuck are you doing here?

You do this every day?

No.

You just do it when you go to the
grocery store?

Maybe.

You do know it's not healthy?

You really want to tell me this is just
a normal routine?

No, I like to be fresh.

You never know.

Your husband's out of town.

I think this is you just thinking you're
getting lucky. Like, with Mindy.

With Mindy?

Please. I'm not a lesbian.

Apparently not, but we are covering your
breath.

Awkward.

In my bathroom.

Doing my thing.

You know what? This is ridiculous.

You know, I felt a little bit of that
girl in that video.

Now that I think about it, I look a lot
like you. She had dark hair.

Yeah. Right.

Please. I was in that video.

Can you break?

Were you or weren't you? I was not in
that video. Then why are you douching

you're going to go see Mindy?

No.

I'm just a little curious, that's all.

Get off my case.

Really?

Not really.

A little curious, huh?

What do you mean by a little curious?

Maybe you're a little more lesbian than
bi.

Because guess what? You know what Alice
told me?

What?

She said you'll hardly ever have that
kind of drink.

I can start to be worried.

I don't think this is going anywhere.

I think you and I need to have a little
talk.

Although I have to bring some other
people.

Why are you so nervous?

Well, I mean... What are you doing?

Well, I'm curious too. Why don't you
do... You could just show me what you

planning to do with Mindy.

Well, I just wanted to maybe give her a
kiss.

Then why are you so nervous if I wanted
to kiss you? You're like all like... I

don't know.

You're like...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh.

So good.

Mmm. Fuck, that feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm fucking good.

I'm going to turn it off a little bit.
You want to turn it off a little bit?

Yes. Put it on my clip?

Yes.

Put it on my clip.

Oh, my God, you're teasing me.

Please put your mouth on it.

You too, do it. I want it so bad,
please.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, it feels so good.

Oh,

my God, that feels so good, my little
girl.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, it feels so fucking good just
like that.

I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my

God. It's getting so wet.

Oh, you taste so good.

The sticker's inside me.

Oh, fuck yeah, that feels so good.

Now we can just go to sleep.

Sure you don't want to go to sleep?

Sure.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Keep going.

I want to see your pretty face.

I want to see it with me.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Oh, yes.

Yes, kiss me.

Kiss me.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

I don't know

if they taste that.

Thank you. You're so bad.

Fucking good.

Don't do that.

Thank you.

Oh my god, I want to bury you.

Fucking keep doing that.

Fucking keep doing that to my client.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh my god, you're going to kill me.

Come here.

Let me taste what that tongue does.

I love you.

Well, hello ladies.

What are we doing?

We're looking at puppies.

Puppies. Aww.

We love puppies. Yeah, that's what we're
doing. Looking

at puppies.

Well, that's nice.

Princess and I have some news for you
guys.

Why are you guys touching each other
like that?

Look. Well, I've got some promise rings.

Oh, my God.

That's mom's missing engagement ring.

Whatever. No, it's not.

Oh, God.

We're together now. We are together now.

You guys are a couple?

Yeah.

Oh, jeez. And there's going to be some
changes around

here, ladies.

What kind?

Well, we've decided. Good one. Yes, of
course. good ones. We decided to

reinstate your Saturday night sleepovers
for starters.

Why doesn't it need to be restricted to
only Saturday night?

No, it doesn't. Any night.

It could be any night.

Not just Saturday night.

Does that sound like something you guys
are into?

Yeah.

That sounds cool.

And we're also going to be taking a
trip. Yes. A trip to where?

We're going to Belize.

Yeah. We're going to go there on a
cruise. Whoa. We're going to stay there

couple weeks.

You guys are taking a trip too?

How long? A month?

A couple weeks.

Crazy. We'll come back when we feel like
it.

Wow. I did not see this one coming.

Yeah. Wow.

Your father, he's going to have to stay
home on this one.

Obviously. Oh my goodness. And your
choice is to stay home with him and

his... Strict rules on sleepovers and no
golf.

Or you can go along with our plan.

Go with it.

Mom and Dad would not let me go. No way.

Come on. You'll be going with me.

And me, the responsible parent.

Oh.

Now we're talking.

See, you already planned it all out.

Hmm. Um, well.

The only catch is that this is a lesbian
cruise we're going on.

A lesbian cruise?

Everyone that's going has to be couples.

And we've gone over everything, so we've
covered everything.

But, well, we both know that you two
wouldn't mind being together. Especially

Alice, who's made it very clear that
she's into girls.

And, I mean, I don't see why.

Karen's so lovely.

What do you think, Paris? Is this
something you might be interested in?

Yeah, see, I don't know.

I mean, the cruise sounds fun, but... I
don't know. The cruise sounds like a lot

of fun, but... Really? You're not going
to go along with this?

Do you want me to start spilling beans
in front of everyone?

Do not even.

Oh, well, uh... Remember the time where
I got you drunk on Dad's scotch?

Nope. Oh.

I think you do. You tried kissing me.

Oh my god. I did not.

Well, so how do you explain my GFF DVDs
that got found in your DVD player?

Yeah, you want to thank me for noticing
they were missing that you were snooping

through my stuff so mom didn't find
them.

Oh, and you want to explain how I was
gone for the weekend and I come home

and... GFF member site history on my
computer. I just heard about it from

someone else and I just wanted to see
it. And you didn't masturbate to it?

No.

Oh, so what do you masturbate to?

Oh, jeez, you guys.

Oh, you want to try explaining this?

You really want to tell her about the
photo in your... phone that she doesn't

know about.

And not have a photo in my phone. Okay.

But I should tell her what it was.

What is it?

Nothing. Tell her.

She has a photo of you going to the
bathroom in the bathroom naked.

Didn't look like you knew about it.

Oh my god.

She's lying.

Should I pull it up? Should we show
everyone?

My phone's locked.

I know the path code.

You might want to look for that later.

It's a hot photo, by the way.

Why don't you go kiss her, Alice?

Oh, my God.

I think she wants to.

Don't act like you don't.

You live right here, first of all.

That's okay.

We've done this before.

I think you should just kiss.

Go for it. Are you guys being serious?

Yes. Yes.

You know you want to. Right in front of
you? Yeah.

Yeah, come on. Come on. Can we, like,
wait till you leave?

No.

We need to see this happening.

I don't think you should stop.

I mean, obviously you both like it, so
just continue on. Pretend like I'm in

here.

Really? I don't think you guys want to
go on that cruise very well.

Huh?

Terry, lay down.

Lay down.

Lay up here.

Comfortable.

There.

There. Get in there.

Oh my goodness.

You know you're enjoying it.

Stop pretending you're not.

uh

I can't keep going.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

you

Hmm.

Bye.

Thank you.

So good, so good.

So

good,

so good.

Thank you.

I'm glad you could come out, but I
didn't want to have you over here just

regular drink. I have something to tell
you.

What's going on?

You might not like to hear it.

Why are you afraid, though? What's going
on? Okay.

Have you seen one of those remote
control helicopters, the one with a lot

blades? The drone? The drone, yes.

Have you seen those before? I've seen
them in the park. I've seen people

with kids and stuff.

Did you know that they have a hidden
camera on the bottom? Yeah, they have

cameras, they record people, they spy on
people.

They're illegal in some parts right now.

Okay, well, my sister and Alice found
one out crashed near the water tower.

By the house? Yeah.

Oh my God.

They brought it to me and they were
like, can we fix it? I told them, no,

really damaged. We need to find the
owners.

So we looked at it and trying to find
who owned it.

You found a camera on the bottle.

Okay. The camera had a memory chip with
videos in it.

So we looked at the video.

It's your mom having sex with someone.

Mindy? Yeah. She's having sex with who?

A girl.

A girl?

No. Yeah, a girl.

She's not lesbian.

I asked her. I know what a girl looks
like.

Oh my god, I can't believe Mindy did
that. I don't believe it. I had to see

I didn't show you the video. No.

Oh my god. You can't tell who the girl
is. We know it's Mindy. It's at your

dad's house.

It can't be her. I want to know who it
is. Do you know who the girl is? Do you

know who it is? You can't tell. You
can't tell.

I need to know. I need to know if this
is true.

That's what I wanted to bring you here
for.

I want us to go confront Mindy and ask
her. You're going to confront her? Mm

-hmm. Why are you going to tell her? I
want to know who the girl is.

I want to know who the girl is too, but
are you sure it's her?

I'm serious Mindy.

No, Mindy would not do that to my dad.

Look, I'll show you the video and I'm
going to have to convince you we need to

go and confront Mindy. Oh my god. I
still want to know who fucked Mindy.

You know how many times you were living
in that house and she's having sex with

a woman in the next room?

No, I can't believe that she was doing
that. Oh my god.

I even saw her sometimes and I can never
give in.

Okay, well let's go see the video and
then we're going to go over and confront

her. Go to my house. Okay, I want to see
the video. I want to make sure it's

her.

Hi!

Oh my goodness, I'm so happy you're
here!

My cousin Valentina from Italy is here.
I want to introduce you.

All right, cool. Come on in. We have
something to talk about. Okay, great.

I didn't know it was going to be
somebody in the house.

Yeah. Come on in.

Yeah, I got here two days ago with my
little sister, Sofia.

And tomorrow she's coming over and I'm
going to be her sister.

Oh, Sophia.

Oh my gosh, I saw her just a couple
years ago. She was a very awkward little

girl. But now that she's 14, she's
blossomed into this beautiful young

my gosh, she's so cute.

Yeah, she's really cute.

Oh, I can't wait to have her over
tomorrow.

Your sister's going to stay the day with
Mindy? Yeah.

Who else is going to be here?

Nobody, because I'm...

Where's your little sister staying the
night?

Here with me.

What's the problem?

Your little sister is not going to spend
the night here with Mindy.

Don't allow that to happen.

Luna, why are you saying that?

We found a sex tape of you.

What, a friend tonight?

No.

You and another girl.

I want to know who she is.

Tell me who she is. Who you were having
sex with. We can't tell who it is in the

video, but we know it's you.

It looks like a little jugger. It's on a
drone. It peeks in your window.

Oh, my God.

Yes. I want some explanation. I want to
know.

You cannot leave your little sister
alone with her at all.

Mindy is very possibly a pedophile.

The girl in the video looked extremely
young.

Talk to her and calm her down, I think.

Yeah,

it's better.

You're her dozer.

I should go talk to her. I know her a
little longer.

See what's going on.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I know what happened.

I know the story.

I know he shit again on you.

You don't have to feel bad about it.

You know I love you.

I don't want you to feel this way.

Don't cry.

You're so beautiful.

You didn't do anything bad.

Don't cry.

You don't have to cry.

You didn't do anything bad.

You didn't do... I hate this baby. Stop.
Stop with me.

I was... I don't know. Jealous?

Mad? Because he's my dad?

But I understand.

I understand why you did it.

I just wanted to make you smile.

I don't know.

I just wanted to make you smile.

I'm just kind of embarrassed about being
videotaped like

that.

I don't know how they come. That's what
I thought. I get mad still.

It was just so strange.

and came out of nowhere, and you know,
it was kind of a surprise.

But it's kind of funny now.

It's a little funny, okay?

So don't worry about it. They just don't
know the story behind it. Exactly. They

don't know your struggle, what you're
going through.

Exactly. You just need to feel fun, some
distraction.

I do, I do.

You are so sweet. You are so good.

I love you. I am with you.

I'm glad you feel better.

Me too.

I like this dress a lot. I look really
good in this thing. Do you like the

color? It does.

It made me feel so pretty today when we
walked in.

You're being an extra nice to me.

No, I'm not.

I promise you, I look really good in
you.

And your body.

Your legs.

It's okay.

You don't have to do anything.

I just want you to forget this bad
experience you just had.

I know it's a little hard, but, you
know, we're

more related.

So, I'm not going to tell my dad.

Promise? I promise I'm not.

You don't have to know.

He's not even that good to you anyways.

True. So, I promise I'm not going to say
anything.

You're looking at me.

How? Your eyes.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm helping you with your
dress.

I don't know. I'm looking at you.

No. We should not.

We should not even go there.

I'm just cuddling with you so you feel
better.

Yeah? I'm just cuddling.

I'm gonna make you feel better.

You're naughty.

I'm not.

I just... I always admire you.

You're so pretty. I'm so jealous of my
dad.

I know.

You don't tell him anything, though.

No, I won't tell him.

But yes, I don't know. I always had
fantasies, and I don't know. I wanted to

more.

I don't know. I was kind of jealous when
I heard about you were having sex with

somebody else.

Really? Yes. I was like, I wonder if I
wanted to be me.

All those years I stayed here.

I don't know.

I heard you haven't sex before, so I was
worried.

I'm so

beautiful.

You want me to kiss you, don't you?

Maybe I do.

Maybe you do.

Yeah. Do you want me to kiss you?

No. Yeah.

You never?

No. I'm always smiling like this.

Yeah.

Like this.

Thank you.

Oh, I love you. I love you too.

You'll see.

Oh my god

One more.

One more.

One more.

I love you.

My turn Yeah

Hmm.

Thank you.

Where are you going?

I want this bath.

It's so hot.

Oh, no.

I like that. You like that?

Mm -hmm.

Don't even think about turning over.

I'm done with you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Shake that out.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. See?

Yeah. Just look inside.

Yeah.

Look at that.

I see that.

I want to do so much.

Bye.

Oh my god, you thought it was your
stomach.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

Oh, you're doing good baby.

I know.

I love you.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

I don't want to go here.

Oh, you're angry.

Oh, yes.

more pressure with your tongue. Just a
little bit more.

You got it.

Fuck yes.

Oh, that feels good.

So pretty.

You like my person? I love your person.
You love my

person? I really love your person.

I love hearing you say that.

I know how limited we are.

I've seen you.

I've seen you.

Rub your clit.

Rub your clit if you can.

Mm -hmm.

I love you.

I love everything about you.

I love everything about you. I love
everything about you. I love everything

about you.

Mmm.

oh we're doing this again

Hi, good morning. Good morning.

Do you have time to talk?

Yeah, let's talk.

Well, I brought up our conversation last
night because there was something I

wanted to tell you, but it kind of
chickened out.

Okay, do you want to talk about it now?

Yes, I think it's time that I let you
know about this.

First, I want you to know that I really
have enjoyed the past two months living

here, and I appreciate you letting me
live here.

I really hope that after this
conversation, I'm still able to stay.

There's some information that I think is
going to be becoming public that

you might not be happy about.

Okay, you're kind of scaring me.

Is it bad?

Yes, it's bad.

Okay, um, okay.

So, why don't you begin?

Okay, I'll start from the top.

About a week ago, two neighborhood
girls, Alice and Tara, they were

out hiking and came across one of those
drones.

You've seen those flying around?

And it had crashed, and they wanted to
return it to the owner, but it didn't

have any identifying markers on it.

So they brought it back to Tara's
sister, Princess, to see if maybe she

know what to do with it.

So Princess noticed that there was a
little camera at the bottom of the

and they were curious to see what was on
it, thinking maybe it would help them

identify who the drone belonged to.

So they took out the card, and they
began watching the footage.

Well, it was me having sex with
somebody.

They must have been peeking in a window.

And you can't identify that it's me, but
the other person in the

video called to let me know that they
were identified. And if this goes

I would have to confess that it was...

Me.

And I would probably be moving back to
Springfield in this good public.

Was it with your boyfriend, Dan?

Um, no.

Dan and I haven't had sex in months.

We kind of just hang out at this point.

We're both, I guess, afraid to split up,
just used to each other.

Well,

then who was it?

It was another woman.

Okay, another woman.

Do you mind if I ask you a personal
question?

Um, I don't want you to take this, like,
the wrong way,

and I'm not really... I don't know how

to ask, but... I'm sorry.

Are you one of those people that

have...

Uh, yeah. A vagina.

And a penis?

Oh. No.

Okay. Okay.

Um... So... So, then, you're just a
lesbian?

So you're a lesbian?

Yes.

Okay, um, so...

That's not very good at all.

But it kind of sounds like there's more
fruit. You want to just... Can you just

tell me the rest of the story?

Okay. Here it goes.

If this video goes viral, people might
say that there was

pedophilia involved.

Oh my god.

Okay.

Oh my god, this is unacceptable.

So, uh, how old was this girl?

Oh no, the woman was in her upper 40s.
You see, it's just this nasty rumor.

When Princess couldn't identify me in
the video, she started saying that it

was a child.

So what's going to happen is I'm going
to have to come out.

and confess that it was actually me in
order to squash the pedophilia rumor.

Okay. Oh, wow.

Way to bury the lead.

Um, okay.

So, 40s, really?

Okay. Um, were there drugs or alcohol
involved?

I mean, a little wine and champagne, but
no drugs.

Okay. Uh, have you ever been involved in
a molestation?

Oh, God no.

Um, so do you do any of those sadistic,
uh, bonded incest things?

Well, I've dabbled in them a little bit.
Not incest. Definitely not incest.

You masturbate?

Okay, so assuming that you masturbate in
bed, that's my mattress that you're

masturbating on?

Oh, okay.

Do you practice sodomy with these women?

Being a lesbian isn't something that I
chose.

I didn't wake up one day and decide to
be gay.

I've been struggling with this my whole
adult life.

And, you know, I feel like if God
created me,

and you believe that you're God,

He wants us all to be happy, that maybe
he would be accepting

of who I am, since he did, in fact,

create me, right?

Um, I, I'm sorry, I just, I don't know,
I don't know

what to do.

That did not go well.

Dear God, I would like to confess today
that I have a problem with sexual

perversion.

And I would like to ask you to help me
change my ways so that I may

walk in the right path from now on.

Please forgive me, God, for all the acts
of sexual perversion that I have

committed against myself and anyone or
anything else.

I would like to ask you to help me heal
and repair

my damaged sexual foundation.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Amen.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, can I try?

Are you?

I think so.

Right there?

Thank you.

um um

Yeah.

You can sit up.

Oh.

Sir? Can you tell me how you masturbate?

Yeah.

I'm gonna show you, you gotta show me.

You masturbate, right?

Will you give it a try with me?

Yeah.

Yeah, I find it helps to get your hands
nice and wet.

You can put a finger in if you want.

If you like that.

You like that?

I'm nice and warmed up so I can get two
in.

Hmm.