All language subtitles for Ep31LesbianTriangles 31 2015

You don't like that my home has a trick
test tomorrow. I'm going to get kicked

off the plot, right?

But you played all weekend with Daddy.
Well, I know, but then they're with my

weekend. Like, what else am I supposed
to do?

It's just one weekend.

Yeah, but it's all weekend.

Oh, my God. Just get over it, Daddy.

It's worth it to be on the trick plot.

I know.

All right, I'll see you later, Ken. I've
got to hit the book. Totally. Have good

luck. Yeah, thanks.

Get closer to me. Jeez.

Are you, like, scared of me or what?

What's that?

So, um, I noticed your friend. She's
super cute. Who is she?

Kenna? Her name's Kenna, right?

I'm not telling you. I mean, what,
you're gonna ruin her life, too?

Um, excuse me? Ruin her life? Did you
seriously just say that?

You little fucking bitch.

Why don't you go back in your room and
study, sweetheart, for your little exam

that you're probably going to fail.

Okay, okay, I'll go.

Good.

Well, there's this girl, Tana, that my
sister had brought over the other day,

and they're obviously on the same cheer
squad together, and I know she totally

has a thing for me, and I think she's
really cute too, and I would like an

introduction.

So how do you know she's totally got a
thing for you if you haven't even met

her? Well, I kind of just saw her
briefly with Alex the other day, and

eyes that she gave me,

Clearly said it all.

Very much so. I could probably introduce
you to Kenna, but

I think that that would mean you'd owe
me something in return.

Of course. I mean, I'm always down for
favors.

Favor for favor, right?

That's how it works. That's how this
works.

So what about that sister of yours?

Alex?

You're joking, right? No.

Do I look like the kind of girl that
would joke about something like that?

She's just such a little brat, though. I
like that about her.

She's feisty.

She'd be fun.

All right. If you can introduce me and
hook me up with Kenna, I will gladly

serve you my sister on a platter.

Outstanding. Perfect.

So we have a deal. Deal.

Oh my god, I have the cutest dinner
shoes.

They're really sparkly, and then they
have this light pink ribbon. You showed

a picture.

Yeah, yeah, I love them.

Oh my god, I have to put them on. I
know.

Hi, girl.

Hi.

So, Lena, this is my sister, Scarlett.

And her friend, Blair.

Oh my gosh, what a pleasure. I did not
know that she had a sister.

You're gorgeous. And you.

Hi. I love her nuts.

You're super cute.

I like your nails, too.

Thank you.

You're looking really happy there, sis.

I think you know why.

Yeah, to know good. Always.

Well, you know Mom will be happy now
that you're going to go get a sperm

huh?

Sperm donor? For what?

For lesbians.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, kind of the way to go these days.

I didn't know.

You didn't.

So,

I guess Blair here doesn't know. Why
don't you tell her what happened with

last week?

Okay, well, if you must know... I must.

Mom was here with our step -sister,
Tara, and she brought

her in her living room for this online
service called Mother -Daughter Exchange

Club, where they basically exchange

daughters.

with their daughter after.

So basically, my mom just wanted to pit
my stepsister out.

Oh my god.

Yeah, it's not something I'm proud of.

Yeah, so we've got a lot of lesbians in
the family.

And I'm a lesbian right here in front of
you. Oh my god, that's awful.

Awful?

Really?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, about that boyfriend.

Isn't he porking you in the back there?

Is he trying to convince you to anal?

He was, yes.

Yeah, you don't need that.

No. That's the outhold.

Yeah, like, why would you even, like,
want a dick in your life?

I was just trying to please him.

No, it's all about pleasing yourself and
pleasing your female partner.

It's about equal pleasement.

Mm -hmm. We don't want cream pies. We
don't want things getting shoved up in

It's all about them and their dick.
Like, no, actually, it's about the

It's about these sweet little bodies,
these nice little boobs.

Well, not only that, but he's also a
rounder and a cheater.

I wouldn't say that. Not to mention
STDs. You don't know where he's been.

So, let me guess. You have unprotected
sex with him?

Occasionally. Aren't you worried about
cream pies?

Like, do you want to get pregnant?

Do you want to be a single mom, raising
little Stevie by yourself?

No. No, you don't.

All right, girls. Easy, easy on her.

She's surrounded by beautiful lesbian
women, and she's not normally around us,

so let's not leave her.

So, guess where we're going.

Where? We're going to Tortola.

What? Where's that?

It's actually in the British Virgin
Islands, and it's a very exclusive spot.

uncle actually owns a yacht there, and
he said that I could bring my little

sweetie there for a little holiday.

Not a honeymoon?

Not quite. Not yet.

No? Call it what you want.

Either way, we're going to have a good
time and enjoy ourselves.

Aw, I hope you girls have a good time.

You know, you guys should try to join
us.

It's really, like, really exclusive.
There's no direct flights there, so

not really any commoners, no guys coming
after you and trying to get in your

pants all the time.

How do you feel about that, Blair?

You know, I think she's probably a
closet lesbian.

I bet she is.

You know, I felt that way for a little
bit, resisting what I was really, what

heart was really going for, which is
pussy.

And I was wet all the time, and I bet
you're wet right now.

No? Let's check. Let's find out. Are you
wearing underwear?

Yes, I am.

Scarlett, why don't you make her feel a
little more comfortable?

Get her to relax a little bit.

Are you wet, please?

No, I'm not.

Are you sure?

Can you prove it to me?

You want me to prove it to you?

Yes.

I'm not wet.

I can't tell.

You want me to spread my legs? Just a
little bit.

Just relax.

You're like... Yeah.

Cute. Nanny.

Just gonna feel a little bit.

I'm a little warm.

You're already opening up. Doesn't it
feel good? Doesn't it?

It smells kind of good.

You guys are crazy.

Just wait. You're going to start going
crazy for the small pussy.

Why don't you give her a little kiss?

Show her that it's all okay.

It's all going to be okay.

Where do you want me to kiss you, Blair?

Your hand.

I don't know about all of you guys.

She liked it. I could tell.

Don't resist it. Do you not like my
lips?

They were soft, but I don't know.

I'm straight. How do you not know?

I'm straight.

How do you know you're straight?

Have you ever been with another girl?

Then how do you know?

Scarlett, I think you need to give her
another kiss. One that really breaks the

eye.

I think

that

we could definitely take her into the
other room.

The other room? Yeah, come on. Come on,
let's go.

Come on,

it'll be fun.

Welcome to my room.

It's nice and warm in here.

So just relax.

She's going to take good care of you,
I'm sure.

Nothing to worry about.

He's a very soft, gentle, sweet person.

Is there anything we can do to make you
more comfortable?

Foot massage?

Yeah.

Maybe a little hand massage.

On your shoulders a little.

Just relax your body.

It's going to be like a full body
massage.

You're so soft.

You're so soft.

Girls are soft.

Girls are soft.

Get nice and comfortable.

My feet are cold.

I'm warming up for you.

I'm nervous.

You don't need to be nervous.

Just remember to breathe and relax.

Two most important things.

I'll be okay.

Especially relax your legs.

I like your toes.

They're cute.

And my polish.

I like your smile.

I know.

to have fun with her.

I know you're jealous a little bit. Not
gonna lie.

Well, you've got to take good care of my
sister.

Oh, I will.

I do.

We should have you two to do your best.

Have fun, you guys.

Enjoy.

Take care of each other.

I didn't embarrass you too much, did I?

Just a little bit.

I'm nervous.

I'm pretty nervous.

The ectomy is not shaking.

Just a little bit.

You are nervous.

What can I do to relax you?

I don't know. Just do your thing. I
don't have any experience with it.

Do you just want me to go ahead and just
do it?

Okay. Well, I'll ease you into it. I'm
not going to force anything on you.

You liked me like that

Have you ever had your toes

kissed before?

I'm gonna shake.

Everything's okay.

Can you match your dress?

So cute.

And pretty.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Oh,

my God.

Mm, pretty dress.

34C.

34C.

Really? Yes.

Lesbians don't work here.

Oprah.

Mmm.

Hmm.

Oh, my God.

You're so sensitive.

Oh man.

Is that a pretty little puppy?

Right on you.

Thank you.

You're so good.

Oh yeah.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Just put your fingers in.

Do you like it?

It's a huge thing.

Especially yours.

He eats you all up.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see. Boaty.

Such a nice ball.

You like the baby?

Yep.

Who are you?

Oh my god.

Wow.

Uh...

Bye.

Oh.

oof

I love you.

I don't know what to say.

Bye.

Thank you.

Hmm.

I love you.

Shake. Shake.

I feel so warm.

All right.

So good!

I don't like it at all. I don't like it
at all.

Thank you.

um um

Thank you.

Mmm.

What other questions do girls have at
the university?

So if you get a scholarship, does it pay
for all your books and everything?

Yeah, we pay for everything.

Awesome. Wow.

All expenses paid.

So what about food and everything, like
hotels, when we travel with a team?

All of it. You can have anything you
want.

Yep, when we're on the road and we're
traveling and there's lobster on the

you can order the lobster.

No way. Oh my God. Absolutely.

That's awesome. Absolutely.

Wow.

It's definitely something that appeals
to our current team, I think. It's one

their favorite things, wouldn't you say?
Yeah, definitely. And then when we have

our campus and our cafeteria, you can go
to any time of day. So when you get the

late night snacks and you're studying,
of course.

I'm sure you will be. Of course, yeah.
You can go to the cafeteria anytime.

That's all.

That's amazing.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

About that is, how many applicants did
we get this year?

Well over 100.

And there's four slots.

Only four?

Just four.

Oh, my God.

Four.

Wow. I mean, there's a lot of girls that
want their college tuition paid.

It's a big deal.

We only take the best.

Exactly. And our university is highly
desirable.

I know. Definitely.

Oh, my God. It sounds amazing. It does.
I mean, great.

To have that opportunity would be once
in a lifetime.

You're absolutely right. It would be.

Any more questions?

I think you answered them all. Yeah.
Kenna, you live on the avenues. I'll

you home.

Oh, that'd be great. Thank you. No
problem.

What area are you in?

I'm right over by Cooper's Park.

Oh, I go that way anyway.

Oh, really? Thank you, totally.

That'd be amazing.

Great, we can talk more on the way.
Okay, yeah. Awesome.

Any more questions?

No, thank you. You've heard all of them.
Yeah, no, I don't. Not right now.

Okay, well, I hope you ladies make it.

Hope you're good enough.

It'd be great to have you both on the
team.

I love you two.

You're not scared are you?

Thank you.

Oh.

Wow.

Thank you.

Amen.

Thank you.

oh oh

Thank you.

um um

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

Onions.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

I love you.

Yeah.

Hmm.

You know, I'm really glad that you
decided to come back with me.

You won't. I am.

There's a few things that, you know, we
didn't talk about.

When we were out with the athletic
director,

the school has a sort of a reputation.

Not just for being stellar in athletics,
but also being very

active in other areas.

We like to think of ourselves as well
-rounded and very

open and supportive and

healthy and fun.

Fun is a huge priority in life.

I like fun.

You like fun?

I thought you did that.

I thought you did that.

I sort of figured that's what went on at
school and

what you were.

You're perceptive.

I think we should take these pretty
little shoes off those feet.

Are you ticklish?

Maybe. Maybe?

Maybe I'll spend the evening finding all
your ticklish vlogs then.

Thank god that tickles.

That's so cute.

Super ticklish.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

You're getting a little bit warm.

I want you to overheat.

um oh

Now I'm getting a little bit warm.

Like unwrapping a present.

I do want you to do it. You want me to
help you?

No. You can do it.

You can do it.

Oh, my God.

You're so beautiful.

I feel so good.

Oh, my God.

Mommy.

I love you.

Uh -huh.

Let me just put it on my face.

I'm sitting right square on my face.

That's it.

Yep, just like that.

Did you see those roses on the way in?
Oh my gosh, they look amazing.

Just in time for spring. I can't wait. I
know. The garden really is looking

lovely. They're doing a really great
job.

Only the best for the university.

So, how are things with you and Tana?

Fine.

Fine?

That's very vague.

Seeing that I've heard so much about you
two.

Really?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, my sister Alex is really good
friends with her, and she tells me

everything.

So what'd she tell you?

Hmm, well, she basically just told me
that you guys are kind of an item,

like dating together.

She's a very sweet girl.

So you do know that she's a high school
girl, right?

would think knowing that his athletic
director was dating a high school girl.

What do you want?

Well, I would like a replacement.

A replacement?

You took Kenna and you're obviously
making her your own.

So I know you have all your little
backups and little sweeties you have on

side, and I would like one.

Fine.

Amelia.

You're joking, right?

You're just throwing me to crumbs?

She has a mullet.

Give me a break.

She's not that bad.

She's not that good either.

Fine.

want to, but Julie.

Julie.

I'm pretty sure she has sex with guys
and I'm not that into that.

Okay then, what are you into?

Well, I do have someone in mind and I
believe she's the assistant

coach on the girls' basketball team.

You want my assistant coach.

Yeah, I think so. And I'd really
appreciate you not being stingy with me

I do know that she's in your own private
little stock.

Do me a favor. Just make sure she's
available Saturday and is ready to see

Just keep your feet off the fucking
couch. What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Mom told you not to put your feet on the
couch.

Since when do you care?

More than anything, you wearing your
lingerie and me having company, you're

just, like, lounging about.

Who cares? She doesn't look too upset to
me. I care, okay? I have company. I'm

trying to impress her.

Do me a favor.

Go to your fucking room and don't be
here by the time I come back, okay?

Do you hear me? Yeah. You hear me? Yes.
Okay, fine.

Put some fucking clothes on, too.

You changed.

I did.

I like it.

Thank you.

I put it on just for you.

How special.

I'm going to get my shoes on your bed.

Thank you.

So one thing before we start.

Are you going to tell Dani about this?

Maybe.

I want you to tell her everything about
this.

Okay? Really?

Mm -hmm.

You want me to tell her that I kissed
you?

Can you do me a favor and take those
shorts off for me?

I have a feeling your booty is going to
look much better out of them.

I'm really happy to take my clothes off
for you.

I don't know.

I put it on just for you to take it off.

It's like a present.

don't tease me

pretty

blonde hair

Thank you.

That was so nice.

I feel like I'm about you.

Even though you're holding out, you
don't want to show me this yet, huh?

You don't want to show me?

Do you want me to bend over for you
guys?

Yeah.

I'll bend over for you.

Yeah, wiggled it.

Oh, nice and juicy.

I love the pink, too.

You look very pretty.

You look pretty.

you're good at that you're good
motivation

Can't you feel all the way?

I love you.

I love you too.

That's fun.

Yes, you should.

It looks so good on him, but I have a
feeling it'll look just... It'll be

easier to get through.

Yeah.

Take mine off for you.

I want to take it off.

Okay.

Yeah, turn around and let you take it
off.

There's something so sexy about licking
a girl through her pain.

Get him nice and wet.

I love my fingers.

Thank you.

You don't want to be alone anymore?

No, I don't.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Oh, man.

Oh my God.

Mmm. Mmm.

You're so wet.

You want me nice and wet?

I'm just drinking.

I want to taste you now. I want to taste
you.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Why do you taste so good?

I'm gonna bury my face in here.

Thank you.

I kind of like it.

You like it?

Mm -hmm.

I feel like breathing.

Okay, that works too.

You're so athletic.

You got my face.

And then what put the oil over your
belly?

Told you I was going to lick every inch
of you.

Where you going?

On your face.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

I sit on my feet.

I breathe in. I sit on my pillow.

Ha ha ha.