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Hey girl, want some brown liquor?
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Brown liquor don't make this fucking
bad.
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Tequila it is.
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Here you go.
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So what are you doing here anyway?
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What do you think I'm doing here?
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I'm starting an opening thing.
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Been there, done that.
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Richie? Yeah, that makes sense, because
you know these
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motherfuckers can't read.
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I know. Who goes to see a way to spread
this movie?
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Well, it's nice to...
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No mother fucker!
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No cat.
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The cat.
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Fuck all y 'all.
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Bitch, spit them pearls back out.
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I want your shit.
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Hello? So tell me, what's your favorite
scary movie?
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I don't really do them. You know, all
the stupid tropes and shit. Why is it
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always the white bitch at the end?
Because they know it's too hard to kill
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sister. You know what I'm saying?
Because if the sister can survive
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cheese, we can survive anything.
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Met you outside, boy. You're this needy.
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What's your sign? Must be a Scorpio.
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How'd you know?
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Good dick, though. The toxic is him.
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Hey, is the restaurant here an alley?
Yes, hurry before they rob your ass.
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What was it? That, not that.
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Cheap bitch.
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Heard you all.
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Okay, I'm coming down the alley now.
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I'm here. Can you see me? I'm waving.
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No.
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The person I'm looking at's not waving.
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In fact, they're just staring at me.
Well, stare at his ass back.
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And don't blink. Never blink. You got a
stressful life to live.
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What? No, they're walking towards me
now.
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Oh my, oh no, they have a knife.
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Why don't I leave this ass over here?
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I thought it was the worst part.
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The worst part is, you know so much
about horror movies, and yet you still
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into the alley alone.
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Yeah, but the worst part is, you're
fucking with a New York bitch.
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He wants some adventure shit.
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Seriously,
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Len? I didn't recognize your bird cough.
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I thought you was a lone warlord.
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That's a pigeon, nigga.
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It's supposed to be... Not bad.
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Are you done?
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Bitch, I'm Tiana Taylor. My ass got ass.
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Somebody
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help me!
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No, no, no, no!
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No,
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keep your hard -headed ass on.
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Hey, Tiana, you might have kicked my
ass, but you still didn't win that
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What'd you say about my Oscar?
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Then I stuttered. You lost.
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You're right.
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But I won that Golden Globe, bitch.
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Oh my god, really?
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See, that's why I never watched horror
movies.
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It's fucking terrible.
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Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and
fart gags.
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So, you don't like parodies?
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I'm more into Judd Apatow films.
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You know.
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Elevated comedy.
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And what is elevated comedy?
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The kind that doesn't actually make
anyone laugh, but makes white people
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smart.
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Tuesday, don't answer that.
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It'd be ghosting.
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Oh, come on, Elle.
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Stuff like that only happens in the
movie.
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Oh, hey.
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I wasn't expecting you to answer the
door.
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What the fuck?
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Now, here's my knife.
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Here it is.
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Hello, Tuesday.
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Just Ritalin for my ADHD.
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Adderall for PTSD.
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A couple Xanax for my anxiety.
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And your voter pills.
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So good luck getting it up now.
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Jesus, Sarah, how many did you take?
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I don't know. How many come in a bottle?
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Hey, Jeff.
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Sarah, Tuesday's in the hospital. She
was stabbed by a killer. You know,
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Ghostface. Wait, from Wu -Tang?
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Why would Ghostface Killah, aka Pretty
Tony, aka Starkey love him and stab my
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sister? God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface
Killah. It was somebody in a Ghostface
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mask. Ah, okay, that makes more sense.
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I hate the wand!
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Ah, Jesus, Jack!
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What? I was thinking about wearing this
for Halloween.
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I can't make up for the past.
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Well, hey, hey, hey.
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I'm going with you.
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Not because I'm the obvious killer
trying to lure you back here from town.
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I'm just a supportive boyfriend.
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Yeah. That's all.
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Okay, let's go. Get in the car.
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Listen, we just have to make one stop on
the way.
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I survived.
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All thanks to my lucky penny.
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I'm a cool mom. Everybody wish they had.
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I'm lit.
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Don't forget, I got practice later, so
I'll be home late. You only made the
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because you're black, and those racist
fucks assumed you could play.
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It's 2026. I don't think race is an
issue.
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Do you read black Twitter?
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No. Oh, Ray, are you still dating that
hoe?
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Okay, stop hoe -shaming her. Just
because Daryl and them ran a train on
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doesn't make her a hoe.
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She's not a hoe.
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She's sex positive.
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Well, I'm positive she's a hoe.
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Hey, girl!
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Look at you!
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Early for Halloween, huh?
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What you do this year? Bloody
schoolgirl!
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Happy hoe!
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Hi, Miss Me.
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Love the hair.
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I mean, I'll take your Spencer.
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Well, thank you very much. I gotta
invite you over and make you a little
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pie. Ooh, you know what? I gotta get to
African American history class. We're
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learning about slavery.
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Come to find out. It was a choice. You
see that right there?
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That's right. They've been teaching us
wrong all this time.
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Mm -hmm. Stay black.
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Bye, Mom.
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All right. Bye, baby. Bye, baby. Bye.
Son, I put some condoms in your bag. You
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know how they try to trap y 'all. Come
on.
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Okay, seriously?
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Sheriff Greg, you don't have to walk me
to class. I'm fine. Jess, there's a
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serial killer on the loose.
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I'm not going to let anything happen to
my baby girl.
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Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. I'm sorry.
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I'm having a hard time with this
transition.
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Okay, it's really simple.
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Treat me like one of the guys.
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Okay?
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I can do that? Yeah.
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Slap fight.
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Oh, you call that a slap?
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Who the hell did you do that for?
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I'm such a bitch.
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Bitch.
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Shit.
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Hey, please. This is clearly a woman
who's run out of condition.
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Oh, be careful where you walk. The whole
place is a booby trap.
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You never know when that psycho's gonna
come back.
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Come in.
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Okay.
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I hate
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this job.
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Mr. Campbell.
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I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend.
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I've heard so much about you.
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None of it good.
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I have heard nothing about you, Jack. I
assume you're a piece of shit. But how
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would I know when I haven't heard from
my daughter in, what, six months?
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Six years, Mother. And whose fault is
that? And whose fault is that? I don't
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know. Maybe it's yours.
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That's fair.
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We want to learn from the horror you
survived.
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Look.
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Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot of
money for a girl. There is nothing to
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there. But if you want to talk about the
house, buddy, shoot.
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It's happening again.
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Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop
him.
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You're not ready, lovebug.
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I had been preparing for this for years.
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Sacrificed everything.
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You are a terrible mother.
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Come on, honey. We had some good times.
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Like that... Christmas, I took you to
meet Santa at the mall.
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Your turn, Sarah.
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Move. Hi, Santa.
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Sorry if I don't fit in your lap.
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You creep me out.
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Santa doesn't exist.
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Mother, I need your help.
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To heal our emotional wounds and put the
past behind us?
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Oh, God, no.
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No, to kill ghost faith.
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Do you have any guns?
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I am Cindy fucking Campbell.
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I've got millions of guns, but none of
them are registered due to my mental
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health issues.
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So if you could just keep that on the
low.
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Okay, so I spoke to Sarah earlier.
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Oh, is she coming?
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You know, I did hear a buzzing sound.
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So it's possible. No, I meant to
Woodsville.
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Dumbass. Oh, I forgot to ask. Hey,
Jimbo, go deep.
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Oh, sweet.
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Speaking of going deep.
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I don't know if it's a good time.
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Everyone knows what happens to teenagers
who try to make love when there's a
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killer on the loose.
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Brad's right about one thing, guys.
Okay, Ghostface is back.
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We need to arm up.
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Pepper spray? Check.
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Taser. Check.
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Butt plug?
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Double check.
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Goddamn! You just carry that thing
around?
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It's easy to hide.
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In your butt?
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I'm impressed.
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I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha
niggas using terms like onk and auntie,
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gaslighting, blazing and glamping,
trying to make my generation sound old.
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ain't your damn onk, nigga.
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Shorty, you're a mother's brother, so
yeah, technically you are our uncle.
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Oh, my bad.
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Crazy that they let you teach here.
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Teach? Nah, nigga.
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I attend.
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You looking at a proud 25th year senior.
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When are you finally going to graduate?
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By the time we do a sequel and I gotta
follow you little young niggas to
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to get my check. Wait, guys, Tuesday's
awake.
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All right, Tuesday. Who the fuck is
Tuesday?
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Hey, we gotta go to the hospital. You
gonna take the bus home?
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Nah, the PJ.
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Private Jed?
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Yeah, jealous.
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Man, you smoke weed all day. Just play
video games, live stream.
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You literally got money doing nothing.
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Exactly. I leave the hard work for the
old head.
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Jesus!
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Still the same short.
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Check my crypto. Oh shit, I'm up three
million dollars.
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Damn, now I'm down five million.
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This shit crazy, son.
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Sister Brenda, it's okay.
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You've heard the call of sin. Yes, you
did.
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But the Lord has called on us to show
men such like you the way.
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Come on, son.
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Come with us.
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Come on us.
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God see you coming. So don't cheat that
coming. We need you to come like you
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never came before.
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Come for the Father. Come for the Son.
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I'm going to hold your hand and we're
going to come together.
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Let it go, Ray.
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Let it go.
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My bad.
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Last time.
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Let's welcome a new member to our
congregation.
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I'm not gay no more.
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Thank you.
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Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike?
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This is my boyfriend, Jack.
261
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Really nice to meet you.
262
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Look like Ted Bundy to me.
263
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,430
But that ain't none of my business.
264
00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:58,010
This little stabbed up bitch here needs
a rest.
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So y 'all, get the fuck out!
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Oh, not you, Sarah.
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Why? What did I do?
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I'm so scared.
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Oh, twos. You should be.
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You've been stabbed nine times.
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And the killer knows where you live.
273
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,790
I would invite you to come stay at my
place, but I don't really want that kind
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of juju in my house.
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For all we know, he's standing right
outside that door.
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Comforting, Sarah.
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I thought I was going to die.
278
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I know, me too.
279
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I planned your funeral.
280
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What the hell? And I wrote your...
Orbituary.
281
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:45,650
More like trapping the tea rodent. But
you're still here.
282
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,330
And I will never let anyone hurt you.
283
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,420
this shit, baby. That's my show. Frogs
and that Idris Alba make this Gucci
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pop, pop, pop.
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00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,480
Dear Lord, please accept this white
bitch.
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00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,040
You're welcome.
287
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,540
It really looks like you got hit with
something hard.
288
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:50,200
Like metal. I told you, I fell.
289
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,380
Now where exactly are we going?
290
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Talk to an expert.
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00:25:20,909 --> 00:25:26,150
I'm Sarah Campbell.
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00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:28,550
I was attacked last night. I think you
should leave.
293
00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:29,990
I don't want to get stabbed.
294
00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:31,470
And I don't want COVID, okay?
295
00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:35,030
Please, come on. Just two minutes.
That's all I'm asking. No, no.
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I'll give you eight minutes.
297
00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:39,010
And another thing.
298
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,960
Oh, I can taste the coke.
299
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:47,500
Now you guys are good.
300
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:51,600
When did the work week become the woke
week? We've got Black Friday. What's
301
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,600
next? Mulatto Monday?
302
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,300
I mean, Yellow Thursday?
303
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,100
Come on.
304
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,940
Let me get this out of the way.
305
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,340
All right.
306
00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:05,200
Oh, the test is done.
307
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:07,740
Yep, you're good.
308
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,940
You're Cindy's daughter, right? Yeah.
309
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,820
Yeah. I don't know him.
310
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,060
Oh, this is Jack.
311
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,140
My love interest.
312
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,980
No, no, no, no.
313
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:23,400
Rule number one of surviving a horror
movie is never trust the love interest.
314
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,720
Look at him.
315
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:31,120
He's got that weird lazy eye poking one
way and he's drooling like a psychopath.
316
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,040
He's got that stump leg.
317
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:38,760
Makes the wall walk weird and creepy. I
don't have a stump leg. I'm done.
318
00:26:40,219 --> 00:26:41,520
Oh, I'm looking at me.
319
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,260
Cheers to oxygen, Doofy.
320
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:46,260
Retired.
321
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,640
Listen, Doofy, we could really use your
help.
322
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,680
Yeah, I can't go back to that life.
323
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:55,940
Plus, we're in the middle of a global
pandemic. Okay, I hate to break it to
324
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,180
but COVID has been over for like years.
325
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,260
Really?
326
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720
Yeah.
327
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Damn it!
328
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,320
What am I going to do with all this damn
meat?
329
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,250
I don't want you to see the tiny.
330
00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:14,570
It don't come back.
331
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,840
Okay, just because he showered doesn't
mean that... Yeah, I didn't shower. I
332
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,740
just take water from my mouth.
333
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,040
You want some? No, that's okay.
334
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:52,460
Come on, do you see? Yeah, do it. Sarah,
is your DMOS mom coming? Or can we
335
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,460
start talking about this plot?
336
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:57,700
Uh... Hi.
337
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,920
You came.
338
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:06,100
Not in like 15 years, honey. But I did
buy this new rose, so fingers crossed.
339
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,880
from the weed, smoke, your love of the
McRib and racist cops?
340
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,880
I didn't think you had a chance.
341
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,300
Yeah, that's the two of them coming.
342
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500
Hi, Sam.
343
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,180
Stop smiling at me!
344
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,280
Shit! World star!
345
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,320
World star! World star! Hey!
346
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,760
He's intellectually disabled. That's
just how he looks, you drunk honky. Hey,
347
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,260
hey, hey. Don't call that white bitch a
honky. Come on, have some respect.
348
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:07,510
It must be some...
349
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,700
prepared to kill ghosts, I should have
returned.
350
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680
What about you?
351
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,160
Well, I've been mostly just getting high
school kids drunk in a desperate
352
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,580
attempt to stay young and keep my kids
at home. I always knew you'd be a great
353
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:05,860
mom. Oh, Cindy.
354
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,420
Should we hug?
355
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:11,320
Oh, I really want to, but I'm a
Republican now, so I'm supposed to be
356
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,440
Oh, girl, I think all white people are
racist anyway. Come here.
357
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,840
Okay. Oh.
358
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Do you want me to show you?
359
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:19,700
Oh, yeah.
360
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:25,060
You know, Ma, this place could be so
cool if you had, like, a beer pong table
361
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,660
over there, maybe, like, a snack wall.
362
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,940
What you know about cool? When I was
your age, I was popping bottles with
363
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,420
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all the
Shons.
364
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:37,680
That ain't as well. Your mama was the
freak in the freak -offs.
365
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,540
You want to see something cool?
366
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,160
I'm going to show you something cool.
367
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Ted Bundy eyes, looking like a school
shooter. I think you the killer. Oh, me?
368
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,280
Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over
there?
369
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,540
I don't have a motive.
370
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,780
You know, what's my motive?
371
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,800
You were the killer in the first movie.
372
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:55,080
Shouldn't you be locked up? No, I got
pardoned. Mostly because of the storming
373
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,360
the Capitol, you know. Oh. I got proof.
374
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,839
It's me.
375
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,840
Oh. I'm trained.
376
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,220
That's a cool hit.
377
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,340
What about Jeff?
378
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,080
What about me?
379
00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:08,670
If anybody here has issues that could
lead to murder... Okay, okay.
380
00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:11,210
Transgaming is not cool, okay?
381
00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:16,150
Then he's just a dude. Yeah. Minus the
for body strength and the dick part.
382
00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:18,310
Hey, you don't know what I got down
here, okay?
383
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,529
I do.
384
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:24,950
Hey, hey. Listen, what we know so far is
everyone who's been attacked is related
385
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,410
to the original characters.
386
00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:27,810
He wants to kill the kids.
387
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,840
A what now? Yep, it's like a reboot and
a sequel mixed with legacy characters
388
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,500
with new characters in an attempt to
feed into bullshit nostalgia and bring
389
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,360
fans to the theater. Just like last
year's I Know What You Did Last Summer.
390
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,599
That's a movie?
391
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,800
What did I do last summer? I think
you're talking about the summer I turned
392
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,840
pretty. Yeah. Ray!
393
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,380
When did you get here?
394
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,320
I walked in here. I was just hanging out
by the minimum.
395
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,910
And our killer is writing his own
version of horror movie.
396
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:06,650
Okay, so according to the rebooty call
rules, who's the killer?
397
00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:09,570
I think it's pretty obvious.
398
00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:13,770
Who?
399
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,310
You, bitch.
400
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,030
Me? Guys, I am not the killer.
401
00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:23,290
Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me
back here. I think he attacked Tuesday
402
00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:24,310
get you back here.
403
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,670
So he could get me back here.
404
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,230
He wants to kill the OGs. That was a
flex.
405
00:33:30,730 --> 00:33:31,730
Yeah, that sounds better.
406
00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,190
Fuck this!
407
00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:35,450
And fuck you, mother!
408
00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:37,750
To your mother?
409
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,480
Ancient Underwood?
410
00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,199
I'll give you one hint.
411
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,639
What's your favorite scary movie?
412
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,100
Well, I'm going to go with Saltburn.
413
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,920
I mean, the member on that English guy
was terrifying.
414
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,500
And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was
a much better depiction of the male
415
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,060
anatomy. Now, what do you want,
fuckface?
416
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:32,239
Well, I'm just calling to tell you that
by the time you get home, I'll have
417
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,420
gutted your baby girl.
418
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,500
Hey, asshole.
419
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,960
She's a boy.
420
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,360
for this?
421
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,440
Let me help you.
422
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,340
I got your baby dick.
423
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,500
Winky, winky, winky, winky.
424
00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,820
Alright, here we go.
425
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,780
What do you want, fuckface?
426
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,300
Like father, like son.
427
00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:32,500
I can't get home alone.
428
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,490
Dad's out, but the pool guy, the
gardener, and the plumber are all here,
429
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,770
asshole. Look out your window.
430
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,730
No, but they're the backbone of the
American workforce.
431
00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,470
I'm not too white to do those jobs.
432
00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,090
But cut to the chase.
433
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,310
I'll ask you one question.
434
00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:58,270
If you answer correctly, you live.
435
00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:02,290
Who was the killer in Horror Movie?
436
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,720
Oh, that's easy. It was Bobby and then K
-Ray, the guy who was totally into
437
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,900
dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't.
Classic 2000s homophobia.
438
00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:17,140
But I got you, bitch. Wrong. You forgot
Special Officer Doofy. Now you die.
439
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,880
Oh, fuck that!
440
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,080
You should probably answer that.
441
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,250
I can... I can literally see you trying
to steal my package.
442
00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:36,570
Ow, shit!
443
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:38,930
That was easy.
444
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,070
Uh, someone over stakes.
445
00:36:44,350 --> 00:36:45,350
Let's go, Puff.
446
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,490
Wait, in fact... Careful!
447
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:55,870
You wouldn't want to let any killer...
You are about to identify as dead!
448
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700
A girl.
449
00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:11,540
Come on, girl!
450
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:15,780
It's that ghost face show for you! Try
the Ghost Face Camera Collection Bundle.
451
00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:19,880
This is Kiki West for OnlyFans Rapid
News. Rapid News? You mean Thapit News!
452
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,300
You don't even have a cameraman!
453
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,760
My equipment!
454
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,380
Excuse me.
455
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,740
Oh my, you're... Yes, yes.
456
00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,150
three -time Emmy nominee for Outstanding
Achievement in Sensational Reporting.
457
00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:39,730
I was gonna say the lady from Friends,
but shorter, with less Botox. Is that
458
00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:40,729
what you were gonna say?
459
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:44,630
Yeah. You seriously don't know who I am?
Baby girl, I am... Gale Flowers!
460
00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:46,930
Gale Storm.
461
00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:48,890
Gale... Get the hell out of my way!
462
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:54,990
Doofus?
463
00:37:58,730 --> 00:37:59,750
You haven't aged a day.
464
00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:02,050
You've aged like a million days. Yeah,
465
00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:03,990
your fingers felt like genitals.
466
00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:06,250
What are you doing in that ridiculous
uniform?
467
00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:08,430
Oh, I'm back on the case.
468
00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:10,030
Yeah, I'll get it back to Ghostface.
469
00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:17,410
Well, um, tell me, Special Needs Officer
Doofy, um, are there any suspects
470
00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:20,510
in this tragic and completely
predictable incident?
471
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,070
I could not let you say.
472
00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,930
No, no, no, no.
473
00:38:24,230 --> 00:38:25,950
Yes, you can. I did not. Yeah.
474
00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:27,650
So mean.
475
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,340
Hey, remember when you used to give
blowjobs for sensitive information?
476
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,380
I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? Not
since Me Too.
477
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,680
Okay, sorry.
478
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,040
I give handjobs now, but the story
better be good. Okay, I'll do a handjob.
479
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,240
Let's do it. Let's do it.
480
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,570
Maybe weed shouldn't be legal.
481
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:22,970
Fuck yeah, shit.
482
00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:28,630
Hello,
483
00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:39,090
shorty. You didn't know that smoking is
bad for you?
484
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:46,090
Actually, weed ain't bad for you. You
got vitamin T, C, and H, C, B, and D.
485
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,240
What's the matter, Shorty?
486
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,020
You look a little antsy.
487
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:56,540
Maybe because there's a masked serial
killer sipping tea in my den.
488
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,220
Shorty, you're my nigga.
489
00:39:58,420 --> 00:39:59,620
I mean, friend.
490
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:01,780
All right.
491
00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,380
Do you want to quit smoking?
492
00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:12,940
Well, to be honest, I tried to quit. But
my mother said I ain't raising no
493
00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:13,940
quitters.
494
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,400
So I quit quitting.
495
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,820
We can try hypnosis.
496
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,800
Bro, I don't care how many poppy watches
you try and wave in front of my face.
497
00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,180
It ain't gonna work, son.
498
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,240
You can't magnetize me.
499
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,580
Sleep.
500
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840
Shorty.
501
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,100
What's up?
502
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,740
Tell me about your mother.
503
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,299
Damn, nigga.
504
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:43,200
Let's start with something light. Like,
do you lick ass? Yes or no?
505
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,520
The answer's yes.
506
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,230
So what happened to her, Shorty?
507
00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:51,830
She was coming home.
508
00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:55,290
Her car was parked on the side of the
road.
509
00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,250
Someone was in it.
510
00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:00,010
And something bad was happening.
511
00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:05,830
Why didn't you call anyone?
512
00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:07,270
I couldn't.
513
00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:08,650
I had warrants.
514
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:17,910
You were 11.
515
00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:19,890
I started young, nigga.
516
00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:23,890
Oh, what do you see?
517
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:31,810
I see a big explosion of water.
518
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:35,430
It was like a silver light, though.
519
00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:41,570
Police said it was a murder -suicide.
520
00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:44,370
She killed that man.
521
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,100
When they opened the car door, everybody
just slid out.
522
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,940
Like the green nigga in Shape of Water.
523
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,540
I just didn't want it to be real.
524
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,320
What don't you want to be real?
525
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,500
That my mother was a squirter.
526
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:07,620
Okay. She was a squirter. All the floors
in her bedroom was warped. I can't
527
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:09,400
move. You're paralyzed.
528
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,540
Now, sink.
529
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,840
Into the chair.
530
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,280
No, wait. Think.
531
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400
This has been Elon Musk.
532
00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:28,050
probably right. She's tough, but let's
see her get stabbed in the cut.
533
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:29,490
I'm gonna die.
534
00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:31,530
Bobby, you're already dead.
535
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:36,030
This hallucination is a manifestation of
my own guilt for being an awful mom.
536
00:44:36,270 --> 00:44:38,370
Or it could be the shrooms I just
popped.
537
00:44:40,030 --> 00:44:41,410
You're gonna die.
538
00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:44,370
Bitch, you ain't killing me.
539
00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:51,630
You're gonna die.
540
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:02,700
Everyone smiles in here.
541
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,939
What?
542
00:45:03,940 --> 00:45:08,180
Oh, um, could you point me in the
direction of the ICU?
543
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,080
Is it that way or that way?
544
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,880
Uh, visiting hours are over.
545
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120
Oh, yes, of course.
546
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,820
Is that shellac? See, people think it's
shellac, but it's actually chocolate.
547
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,420
Boy, your hair look like fondue.
548
00:46:42,730 --> 00:46:43,730
to you all next week.
549
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,180
saying like that? Then why are you
wearing gloves?
550
00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:21,540
Would you believe I am thinking about
dressing up as OJ Simpson for Halloween?
551
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:22,820
But those fit.
552
00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:24,618
Look out!
553
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:27,040
Whoa! Y 'all cool, bro? You almost can't
see!
554
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,380
I mean, no!
555
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,500
Oh, yes!
556
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,520
Yes! Oh!
557
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Oh!
558
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,920
Got you like a pig!
559
00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:59,800
That is so
560
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,800
true!
561
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,000
crying over here.
562
00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:17,230
Excuse me, I'm a rascal. Step aside.
563
00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:18,630
This will be a picnic.
564
00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:25,910
You piece of... Oh, you son of a bitch.
565
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:35,698
I'll take your money.
566
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:36,700
I'll take your money.
567
00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:40,080
I don't have the pain. The agony.
568
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:45,760
Sarah, if I don't make it. Seriously,
Tish. Stop trying to win an Oscar. It's
569
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,260
horror movie. It'll never happen.
570
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:48,980
Ask Demi Moore.
571
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,200
No. No.
572
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:52,880
No. No.
573
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,520
What the fuck?
574
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,400
I can see it on myself.
575
00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:10,930
Smell my finger.
576
00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:36,790
Fuck your ass.
577
00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,370
That's my ass.
578
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:43,410
Any last words?
579
00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:45,510
I don't.
580
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:09,380
another Halloween -a -thog, and that's
another day of me getting paid mad money
581
00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:13,560
for doing absolutely nothing. Why, you
stupid motherfuckers watch out!
582
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:15,460
I didn't call me dumb!
583
00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:21,840
I want to give a smooth shout -out to my
sponsor, Angry Orchard Hard Silence.
584
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,440
They got mad...
585
00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:38,790
a legend in the streaming game. Give it
up for Kyle Simmons!
586
00:51:48,870 --> 00:51:51,010
Let's get serious. What brings you to
the chat?
587
00:51:52,270 --> 00:51:53,410
I was going to be in a movie.
588
00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:55,470
I've been calling you. You ghosted me.
589
00:51:56,550 --> 00:52:01,490
Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy
ass baby mamas. That's my bad. Speaking
590
00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:04,790
of ghosting, somebody wants to talk to
you.
591
00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,030
Hello?
592
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:48,790
Go smack them.
593
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,260
2001.
594
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,880
is there anything you're not telling me
that your wife hates you you believe the
595
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:16,120
earth is flat and you voted for trump
three times what's the vote for the
596
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:21,120
huh i believe shorthand is the notorious
ghostface
597
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,660
And you know that because you're
psychic?
598
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:42,040
No. I don't know.
599
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:43,760
That guy's black.
600
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,240
Kind of. Not that black.
601
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,180
Like gravy brown.
602
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,180
Hit him with your strong hand.
603
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,040
Arrest him anyway.
604
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,620
Well, I did something, right?
605
00:54:58,580 --> 00:54:59,940
Turn up your body gas.
606
00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:03,160
This hail soon. Welcome back.
607
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,500
I'm begging you. You gotta help me look
younger. These little bitches are
608
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:11,040
killing me out there. They're wearing
nothing but a sausage casing and a ring
609
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:17,500
light. Trust me with this withered,
decrepit, age -ravaged body, and I will
610
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,399
you whole.
611
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,680
Well, you know, there's white lady
special coming right up.
612
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:24,580
Thanks. I'm gonna play a quick video on
the ins and outs of the procedure, and
613
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:25,580
then we'll get started.
614
00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:31,960
Do you wish you weren't so bold and
saggy?
615
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,330
You wish you were younger.
616
00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:36,170
Thanks, dear.
617
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,450
Fuckable again.
618
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:43,390
One single injection unlocks your DNA,
creating a new, better you.
619
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:47,090
This is the stuff.
620
00:55:48,430 --> 00:55:52,690
Doc, this isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow
crap that makes you smell like a vag, is
621
00:55:52,690 --> 00:55:53,690
it?
622
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,400
You were thinking it.
623
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:44,480
White tip to my ass.
624
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,280
I feel very fucking new.
625
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,900
I feel very fucking new.
626
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,980
Hey, Sarah.
627
00:57:55,660 --> 00:58:02,320
Tuesday, I tried to visit you. I am
sorry for everything, especially
628
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,320
your name.
629
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,080
It was Taco Tuesday. I was super drunk.
630
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:08,980
But I promise you, I will kill this
motherfucker.
631
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:14,400
It's fine, really. We're cool. I'm going
to take you to the car.
632
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:19,140
I'm taking twos away from all of this.
633
00:58:20,300 --> 00:58:25,680
I tried to run two, but it follows.
634
00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:30,640
Now you're probably expecting a
flashback to that movie, but it's too
635
00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:32,840
Yeah, and you're probably weird. You
have sex.
636
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,660
Candyman.
637
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,820
Candyman. Are you sure about this? Yeah.
638
00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:15,400
Keep saying it.
639
00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:17,740
Candyman.
640
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400
that candy, man?
641
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:46,280
I got weed gummies, K -nuts, fruit
chocs.
642
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,540
And what takes you so long to show up?
Come on, Clarence. I called you five
643
00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:55,780
times, nigga. Show up in three. You
ain't even call me on the phone.
644
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:59,340
Lucky I was walking by and heard y 'all
through the hole in this wall.
645
00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:04,320
Fix that shit. You shut your ass up. You
need to go to a proctologist and get
646
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:08,340
your skin looked at. Having acne over
the age of 40 is wild work.
647
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,820
I look better than this, nigga. Maybe on
this side. Hey, ain't no time for
648
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,660
beating. We about to be high as fuck. We
gonna party, son.
649
01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:17,940
Happy Halloween,
650
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,339
y 'all.
651
01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,620
Watch out for Ghostface.
652
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:22,779
That's right.
653
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,780
Hey,
654
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,980
I love it. Come in there.
655
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,500
You look so good.
656
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,920
You seen your sister?
657
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:32,880
Ray,
658
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320
you seen Gay?
659
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,120
I can't find her since she went to that
protest.
660
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,600
No.
661
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,540
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain.
662
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:52,240
I wish I knew how to quit you, but I
can't.
663
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,100
You love that movie.
664
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,759
Hey, Brenda.
665
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:01,680
Huh? Have you seen my big old bag of
candy? It had chocolates, gummies,
666
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,340
lollipops. It's going missing. No, no,
no. It's not missing. I passed it out to
667
01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:07,340
the sugar treaters.
668
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,840
Brenda, that's my stash.
669
01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:24,220
Hey, do
670
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:31,780
you
671
01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:40,840
know
672
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,220
how many baby seals die from
microplastics?
673
01:02:58,340 --> 01:03:01,840
My god, he stabbed her. Not her.
674
01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:03,760
My pronouns are they them.
675
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,300
He stabbed them.
676
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,540
I'm over 40. How am I supposed to keep
up with all of this?
677
01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:09,820
She's not wrong.
678
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:14,900
It's Karens like you that keep the
patriarchy going with their knees on our
679
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:17,640
necks. Now you're playing the race card?
680
01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:20,540
I have enough of her shit. Bad shit,
bitch.
681
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:30,800
Good, nor the info.
682
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:33,840
They don't realize we're here to help
them.
683
01:03:34,140 --> 01:03:38,500
Toxic masculinity and man -sweating
doesn't help anybody.
684
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,520
How is my masculinity toxic?
685
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,440
I love women and sports.
686
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,120
Just not together.
687
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,400
Come here, bitch.
688
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:50,540
I could be next. Hey, Freddy, come here.
I could be next.
689
01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,250
Uncle Shorty? What's up, nephew?
690
01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,010
Can I ask you something?
691
01:04:08,070 --> 01:04:09,070
Yeah, sure.
692
01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,990
It's about, you know, how to go down on
a girl.
693
01:04:14,850 --> 01:04:16,050
You talking about eating pussy?
694
01:04:16,910 --> 01:04:19,070
Yes. I'm so cringed, but yeah.
695
01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:22,910
So maybe if you stop talking like a 14
-year -old white girl, you can learn
696
01:04:22,910 --> 01:04:25,130
something. All right, so listen up.
697
01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:29,450
First thing you gotta do, you gotta
spread the legs, you gotta open it up.
698
01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,450
one of those things.
699
01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:31,890
Sometimes you can use two.
700
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,740
Two fingers like that there.
701
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,920
Now once you get it all in there, now
you gotta use your tongue.
702
01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,460
You can't be afraid of it.
703
01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:45,220
Lean into it.
704
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,220
No, no, no. You're doing it too fast.
705
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,720
Listen.
706
01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:51,680
You gotta be gentle. You gotta talk to
it.
707
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:54,940
Boom.
708
01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,320
It's like rolling in the blood.
709
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,040
All you gotta do, nephew.
710
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,920
Suit that shit.
711
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:11,580
Got it? Mm -hmm. And, uh, if you want to
learn to lick ass, that's your mama.
712
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:16,240
Oh, you feel so good.
713
01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:19,440
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
714
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,540
Elle, I want to try something.
715
01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:25,140
I thought you said you'd never let me
pick you.
716
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:26,340
What? No.
717
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:27,920
Relax.
718
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,600
I just want to taste you.
719
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:32,960
Okay.
720
01:05:35,810 --> 01:05:38,470
Dinnertime. Oh yeah. Come here, baby.
721
01:05:40,890 --> 01:05:41,890
Careful,
722
01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:43,870
Mikey's a gangster.
723
01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,950
Oh, it is gangster.
724
01:05:47,390 --> 01:05:50,810
Okay. Taught you so hard you want some
more. Yeah.
725
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:58,650
You feel so much better when you're
feral than them.
726
01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:02,230
Get back in there. Yeah, lick it.
727
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:06,720
I will finish her.
728
01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:10,460
Oh my god!
729
01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:15,520
Just like rolling a blunt.
730
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,320
Now all I gotta do is hit it.
731
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,820
Oh! Ow!
732
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,220
What the fuck? Hey there.
733
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,260
We heard tell of a Halloween party.
734
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,360
You did now, didn't you? We're here to
drink and play bad music.
735
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:35,780
Do some half -gay shit.
736
01:06:36,540 --> 01:06:37,680
Why just half -gay?
737
01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:39,220
Can I help you?
738
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,040
If you'd just invite us in.
739
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,860
Why do you need an invitation?
740
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,480
White folks show up to parties uninvited
all the time with them little nasty
741
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,480
-ass casseroles.
742
01:06:47,620 --> 01:06:49,820
Bland as shit. Y 'all better stop using
some loudness.
743
01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:53,800
And why she got them dirty -ass feet?
Looked like you was walking around porn
744
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,120
sets all day. Got them trailer pop toes.
745
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:59,140
I think you're in the wrong place.
746
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,580
Y 'all playing?
747
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,700
No. We believe in music.
748
01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,190
Inequality? How about we show y 'all?
It's okay, no.
749
01:07:08,490 --> 01:07:14,750
Well, we're moving on up to the east
side to a
750
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,690
deluxe apartment in the sky.
751
01:07:18,870 --> 01:07:22,430
We're moving on up. They gentrified the
Jefferson.
752
01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:26,510
Wheezy's rolling around in her grave
right now. You can't do this to the
753
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510
national anthem.
754
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,920
in one of those frat parties where they
drink until they black out and wake up
755
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,160
with their booties hurting, not knowing
what someone in a cowboy hat did to
756
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,160
them. Yeah, what?
757
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,480
Okay, well, we will leave you guys
alone, but we're going to walk real slow
758
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,440
in case y 'all change your minds.
759
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,700
Change your minds yet? No. Hell no.
760
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:05,640
How about now?
761
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,840
No. No.
762
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,620
Yes? Hell no.
763
01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,300
Come on! Life, folks, is getting weird.
764
01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:16,540
Guys,
765
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,300
I think I saw an open window over here.
766
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,520
That window's closed.
767
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760
Not for long.
768
01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,890
that I thought Nailor was the worst plot
device in every history.
769
01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:51,890
That's true. Should have been in vain.
But we're here now, so let's make the
770
01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:53,810
most of it. And wear the white clothes!
771
01:08:55,290 --> 01:08:56,290
Sarah?
772
01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,950
Hello. Get your sister and get out of
there right now.
773
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,550
Okay, hon? I am a grown -ass woman.
774
01:09:06,990 --> 01:09:10,810
Mother, I don't have to do anything
you're telling me to do. That's the
775
01:09:10,810 --> 01:09:12,630
where your sick father killed those
people.
776
01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:14,450
Someone wanted to get him there.
777
01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,850
Which means someone wants to get me
there.
778
01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:21,250
Oh, my God. This isn't about you.
779
01:09:21,550 --> 01:09:24,890
Why are you doing this? Because you are
so fucking far away.
780
01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:28,250
Wait, hold on. Are you tracking my
phone?
781
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:30,490
You're breaking up. Yeah.
782
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:03,920
I didn't see that movie, okay?
783
01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:05,780
I just found this thing in the shed.
784
01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:07,060
Jeez.
785
01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:14,160
Come on, bro.
786
01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:15,940
That's even worse.
787
01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:19,180
I didn't mean it that way.
788
01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:21,240
Some of my best victims are black.
789
01:10:24,740 --> 01:10:27,860
And another brother falls victim to gun
violence.
790
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,520
Turns out race is still an issue.
791
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,880
That's not fair.
792
01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:34,190
You know, black eyes usually die first
in horror movies.
793
01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:41,690
Damn! Just give a whole new meaning to
Dead by Daylight.
794
01:10:42,610 --> 01:10:43,610
Yeah.
795
01:10:46,890 --> 01:10:48,190
Goofy ass right here.
796
01:10:50,510 --> 01:10:51,510
Hello,
797
01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:53,410
shorty.
798
01:10:54,590 --> 01:10:55,590
Get him, nigga!
799
01:10:57,290 --> 01:10:58,710
Got you, goofy ass!
800
01:10:58,990 --> 01:11:00,210
You were about to be hired.
801
01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:13,930
Oh, why are you running backwards, son?
Oh, no, it's not me.
802
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,730
Something's wrong. Man, your remote is
upside down.
803
01:11:17,310 --> 01:11:20,170
Game on, bitches.
804
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:40,830
Outside, getting some fresh air. Stop!
805
01:11:42,030 --> 01:11:44,070
Lily, you are the killer.
806
01:11:45,030 --> 01:11:48,330
Why do you have blood on your hands?
807
01:11:49,950 --> 01:11:52,170
I found that out.
808
01:11:52,710 --> 01:11:53,850
She's the killer!
809
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:57,650
I am not the killer. I'm positive.
810
01:11:58,430 --> 01:11:59,450
I'm a virgin.
811
01:11:59,890 --> 01:12:00,890
No way.
812
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,540
Act three, bitches.
813
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,600
What?
814
01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:21,000
What does that even mean?
815
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,880
It's when the shit goes.
816
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,900
Do you have one bigger in black?
817
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,860
Oh, right. Thanks.
818
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,920
Who are you, John Wick?
819
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:08,680
I would have said ballerina, but nobody
saw that shit.
820
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:10,420
Let's do this.
821
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,920
Okay.
822
01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:21,040
What do you think?
823
01:13:32,650 --> 01:13:35,090
That's definitely a trap. She don't know
we already been here, done that.
824
01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:07,820
Really?
825
01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:11,800
Well, I'm changing rules. How about
that?
826
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,800
New rule.
827
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,620
Go fuck yourself.
828
01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:17,420
Wait, wait.
829
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:20,940
Why do you hate closets so much?
830
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,620
I told you to come out.
831
01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:24,480
Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot.
832
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:25,980
Ironic, isn't it?
833
01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:46,930
It was about losing his wife! George,
not now, of course!
834
01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:33,550
You killed your sister Wednesday,
Tuesday.
835
01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,850
Have to clarify that for legal reasons.
836
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,930
But I prepared you for this.
837
01:17:39,410 --> 01:17:40,810
So go on, baby.
838
01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:42,350
You kill him.
839
01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:13,330
listen to Doofy.
840
01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:15,030
The love interest.
841
01:18:15,990 --> 01:18:21,330
It just seems too obvious, you know,
which makes you think it is not obvious.
842
01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:22,570
Yeah,
843
01:18:22,850 --> 01:18:24,710
well, that's the twist.
844
01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:26,510
Now get in the kitchen. Go.
845
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,450
Okay, listen up.
846
01:18:30,550 --> 01:18:35,070
See, there hasn't been a great horror
movie since the first one.
847
01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:36,670
We're going to save the franchise.
848
01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,590
Go get our special guest star.
849
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,340
Why else would there be a Scary Movie 6?
850
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:50,420
It wouldn't work with just the new
characters, would it? We need the legacy
851
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:55,840
characters. Oh, and there wouldn't be a
Cindy without her sassy black sidekick
852
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:59,500
Brenda. You ain't have to say black with
no heart. Be like that.
853
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,080
franchise.
854
01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:21,780
And Kevin said no. Kevin Hart said no?
That little motherfucker says yes to
855
01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:23,300
everything. Yeah, he does.
856
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,560
But wait.
857
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,200
There's more.
858
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:30,500
Shut up, bitches!
859
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300
Ray! Shorty! Yeah, that's right.
860
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,840
For Black Killers. We're making history.
861
01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:42,040
It's a new definition of Black
excellence.
862
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,760
But why would you do this?
863
01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:46,280
The question is...
864
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:51,090
Why would you try to make a sequel
without us, huh? Yeah. When the studio
865
01:20:51,090 --> 01:20:53,750
to replace these brothers, I was there.
866
01:20:54,230 --> 01:20:55,209
That's that.
867
01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:56,210
What about me?
868
01:20:56,510 --> 01:20:59,810
What about you? You were in one scene in
part four.
869
01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:04,210
Yes, but I made that motherfucker Dr.
Phil cut his foot off. And he crazy now.
870
01:21:04,270 --> 01:21:05,270
Yeah, he got weird.
871
01:21:05,550 --> 01:21:09,570
But you see what they trying to do? They
trying to pit us all up against each
872
01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:13,250
other. They trying to start black on
very black crime. That's right.
873
01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:14,790
Yo, Shaq.
874
01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:19,670
I'm proud of you, bro. You've had an
amazing career as a sports commentator
875
01:21:19,670 --> 01:21:20,990
since retiring from basketball.
876
01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,450
And I love the big podcast.
877
01:21:23,710 --> 01:21:24,710
I love that shit.
878
01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:28,410
Even though I don't understand a word
you be saying, you be on that show until
879
01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:31,510
I... Kobe.
880
01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:34,550
Enough.
881
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:38,170
But my point is, nigga, I love your
shit.
882
01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,470
But I never got over Kazam.
883
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,800
I'm doing it for the culture. What
culture?
884
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,040
Culture club.
885
01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:11,060
Come on, Ray. We're killing people. Stay
focused.
886
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,280
All right, all right. We back.
887
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,000
Hey, don't you worry. We family.
888
01:22:16,460 --> 01:22:17,840
Mad respect.
889
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:22,060
Hey, Black is nominated for eight Emmys.
My nigga.
890
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,380
Actually, the show was only nominated
for five.
891
01:22:25,620 --> 01:22:27,420
I was nominated for eight.
892
01:22:37,230 --> 01:22:38,230
But you never would.
893
01:22:38,290 --> 01:22:39,290
What?
894
01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:16,180
What about you?
895
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:21,460
Well, I had a chance to work with the
incomparable Charlie Sheen.
896
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:24,559
That's good.
897
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,980
He's a legend, and his dick game is
crazy.
898
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:32,160
You know, he slept with 47 ,000 women,
and 1 ,000 of them women were dudes.
899
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:33,600
Lucky guy.
900
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:37,440
Wait, so y 'all going to kill us now?
901
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,080
Nah.
902
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:43,560
What would Halloween be without Jamie
Lee Curtis?
903
01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:45,890
Or Scream B without Neve Kim.
904
01:23:46,150 --> 01:23:47,370
That would be Scream 6.
905
01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,230
How did you guys pull all of this off?
906
01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:54,050
Sandy, you know how many Wayne's is
there off?
907
01:23:54,610 --> 01:23:55,790
Make a billion.
908
01:23:56,310 --> 01:24:00,030
Billions. I'm just so happy that the old
gang is back together.
909
01:24:00,730 --> 01:24:03,010
Okay, in the middle, on three.
910
01:24:03,490 --> 01:24:04,490
Corn 4.
911
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,790
No, no.
912
01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:07,750
That's corn. That's white.
913
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:10,430
What about the young?
914
01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:19,270
Or the old and then the beautiful. Or
the cute and the crusty. Yeah, or the
915
01:24:19,270 --> 01:24:20,270
and then the cute.
916
01:24:26,590 --> 01:24:28,870
We were brought in to take over the
franchise.
917
01:24:29,090 --> 01:24:30,090
That's right.
918
01:24:30,230 --> 01:24:32,490
You guys are like 70 years old.
919
01:24:37,170 --> 01:24:39,230
I should drag that one to my cell phone.
920
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,920
Little fuckers always come back. Oh, no.
Not this time.
921
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,280
Exactly.
922
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,680
All these dramatic walkaways with the
biome back to us.
923
01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:31,140
Damn, it's hot.
924
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,640
I don't know.
925
01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:33,900
I kind of like it.
926
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:36,120
You do, right?
927
01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:39,100
We should play biome. You want to dress
up like a biome?
928
01:25:39,380 --> 01:25:41,140
No, I want you to dress up like a biome.
929
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:43,320
I'm feeling dressed.
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