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(BLOWS CANDLE)

-Yay!
-Yay!

♪ I am the funniest person
on earth ♪

♪ So I've been told
a 100 times ♪

♪ And I'm the preetiest ♪

(LAUGHS)

Good morning, universe.

This is Sydney reporting in
from your mom's house.

This is my best friend, Clara.

CLARA:
Sydney broke up with Liam!

I broke up
with Liam this morning.

Fuck relationships,
you only need your best friend.

How does--

-Oh, sweet, you're...
-Oh, sweet, you're...

♪ I am the wittiest
human today ♪

♪ I've heard it all
a million times ♪

SYDNEY:
Aw, look at buddy Charles.

Yay!

Yes!

♪ Or so they say ♪

#SYDNEY:
Oh wait, that's cute,
that's cute, that's cute.

#Literally killing it.

CLARA:
You look great.

SYDNEY:
Yay!

(CLARA SCREAMS)

Senior year is done, bitches!

♪ Car crash on the pass ♪

Sam, let's go.
We're running late.

(COUGHS)

Ew, are you sick?

(COUGHS)
No.

I'm just trying
to catch my breath.

-Okay, well...
-Can you get the fuck off me?

I'm trying to open--
I'm just trying

to open the window, so you
don't get germs everywhere.

Sam, let's go.

Why do we have
zero sense of urgency?

(WHEELS WHIRRING)

(TRUNK SHUTS)

-Holy shit!
-Holy shit!

(LAUGH)

That scared the shit out of me.

♪ I want you to fight back ♪

♪ I'll play along ♪

(CLARA CHUCKLING)

-Okay, okay, I got another one.
-Okay.

Would you rather live
inside someone's stomach

for the rest of your life
or inside someone's liver?

-Stomach.
-Liver.

(TOGETHER)
What?

No, no, no, no, no.

I feel like a stomach
would be disgusting.

Okay, what would you do?

Like sit on a chunk
of food all day?

It would be like
a fucking wave pool in there.

(CHUCKLES)
I love wave pools.

Wave pools are lit.

Are you having fun?

I'm having the best time,
are you?

(YAWNS)

Uh, yeah, no, I mean,
I'm having a really good time

personally, but like,

I didn't wanna have
a really good time and like,

shove it down your throat

if you weren't having
a really good time.

That feels kinda rude, so...

I'm having a fun time,
I promise.

SYDNEY:
Okay, good.

(CHUCKLES)

SAM:
Would you rather
live in Antarctica

or the depths of hell?

Antarctica!

No, I was gonna say
the depths of hell.

I literally don't wanna
hear it from you.

I love Antarctica.

I wanna go so bad.

Have a great time with that.

CLARA:
You seriously wouldn't go
with me

even if I really wanted you to?

Yeah, no, probably not.

You're such a dick.

(LAUGHS)

It's your turn, go.

Um, okay.

Would you rather...

...have toe-length fingers--

(LAUGHS)

Or finger-length toes?

(LAUGHS)

Why are you laughing?

I don't know,
that's such a weird thing to--

Your bladder is winning
zero awards today.

Like absolutely none.

-Shut up.
-(CLARA LAUGHING)

-Oh, you like us.
-Kinda.

Oh please, you're gonna miss us
when we're gone.

SAM:
When do you go to college?

In like a month, I think.

How do you not know the date?

Like, I feel like
my moving countdown is like,

ingrained in my brain
at this point.

And I still
don't have a roommate.

(CHUCKLES)
Dude, just pick someone
and go random.

It doesn't matter.

I mean, I had a call
with a girl last week

and she seemed like fine,
I guess.

But then like, after we got on,
she just started sneezing.

What's the problem with that?

The problem with that is
that she didn't stop sneezing.

Okay.

What if she had a disease

or like a chronic illness,
Sydney?

Oh my God, Clara,
you are so dramatic.

She didn't have a disease,

she didn't have
a chronic illness.

You really don't know that.

She was just-- just sneezing.
She didn't even vampire.

And it was gross.

She's not gonna be
the only one

who hasn't found someone else.
Just keep looking.

Everyone seems weird.

I hate to break it to you,
but we're really weird.

No, we aren't.

SAM:
Yes, you are.

She knows what's up.

♪ Someday, Alice ♪

♪ You'll come around
and realize ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Thinking about you
every night ♪

-(THUD)
-(GASPS, SCREAMS)

I'm so sorry,
but I didn't see you.

MASCOT:
Hey!

Drive carefully unless you want
a furry foot up your ass!

(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

(♪♪♪)

Hey, I'm sorry I hit the dude.

It's fine.
Everyone hates him.

A few years back,
he got in trouble

for rubbing his tail
a little too much.

CLARA:
Oh.

What?

(♪♪♪)

Anyway, thank you
for driving me.

Of course. All right, I'm--
I'm gonna miss you, bestie.

Boo, I thought I was bestie.

Are you still gonna be home
when I come back?

Yeah. No, I'm s--
I'm still gonna be home.

I'm not leaving yet.

SAM:
Okay.

SYDNEY:
All righty.
I'll see you soon.

You're gonna have
so much fun, okay?

Thanks.

-CLARA: Love you, Sam!
-Bye.

Bye, Syd.

CLARA:
I am starving.

SYDNEY:
Yeah, I know.

Oh my God.

I would give my left nut
for some chips right now.

You don't have a left nut.

You don't know that.

Uh, why didn't you
pack more snacks?

I did.
I think Sam ate them all.

Sam!

(PHONE RINGING)

CALLER: (ON PHONE)
Hi.
I'm calling from camp.

Yes?

CALLER: (ON PHONE)
We still haven't received
a final payment of $200

for Sam, which covers
her food cost, you know.

We're gonna have to send
her home if no one's--

-SYDNEY: Fuck.
-Sorry.

We're coming back now.
Sorry.

My mom gave me that money.

I was supposed to give it to her
when she got out of the car.

And where is it now, Sydney?

I don't know.

I think it's probably at home
if it's not like,

in here or something.

Oh my God.
You're such a dumbass.

I hate when she puts
this shit on me, okay?

Like, I love Sam
but this is not my problem.

(CAR WHOOSHES)

Oh.
This is not enough money.

I realize that.
Um, I just...

-Funny story is I--
-Will this work for the rest?

Oh. Yes.
Okay.

I'll run this,
and I'll be right back with you.

Clara, you can't do that.
You can't do that.

I already did.

Do you have enough money
on that thing?

-I can pay you back.
-Yeah. It's cool, dude.

It's just a--

It's a very good
teachable moment

that you need to get yourself
a credit card.

I don't need a credit card.

Sydney,
you need a credit card

if you ever want to buy a house.

You have to build
a credit score.

I know.
I know.

I know.
But why?

Do I look like I'm trying
to buy a house right now?

Is that what I look like to you?

WOMAN 2:
Okay.

Oh. Thank you so much.

-Thank you.
-WOMAN 2: Drive safe now.

Bye!

CLARA:
Hey.
Can I drive?

No.

Why don't I ever get to drive?

I didn't say you couldn't drive.
When did I say that?

Can I drive then?

No.

Then I'm not getting
in this car.

You think I'm a bad driver.

That's why you don't want me
to drive.

No, I just think
that you'll stop the car

every time you see a sign
for something stupid.

Did you ever think
that the reason I'm stopping

the car every time I see
something stupid

is so we can have
a more fun road trip?

No. I actually haven't thought
about that,

and I'm gonna like, continue
not thinking about that.

Great.
Cool.

I guess we'll have
a boring road trip

and we won't do anything fun
ever again!

(♪♪♪)

How are you so chill
about college?

Like, have you thought about
what you wanna major in?

It's like the rest of our lives.

No, I guess I'm not
that stressed out about it.

How are you not stressed
about it?

You seem stressed about it.

No.
I just--

I don't know.
I don't think about it really.

How do your parents feel
about you leaving?

Could we talk
about literally anything else

other than this?

Could we just ignore college
while we're on this trip,

please?

I'm sorry. I didn't wanna
like, stress you out.

It's not a big deal.

Like you're gonna be home
in a couple of months.

-It's easy. It's fun.
-Yeah, dude, I know. I'm just--

I'm fucking overstimulated.
Okay?

Can we just talk
about literally anything else?

Okay.
Noted.

(♪♪♪)

CLARA:
I feel like I should probably
unfollow Liam.

SYDNEY:
Why do you still follow him?

CLARA:
I like keeping my tabs on
people.

SYDNEY:
Ugh.
Just the worst.

Oh, I'm fucking starving!
I can't do this anymore.

I'm going back here.
I'm looking for chips.

Ah!
I got it.

Really?

Sam left half a bag.

Oh.
Hell yeah.

Oh, one for you...

and a crumb for me.

Mm.

Okay.
I have a question for you.

Do you think
he still thinks about you?

No.
It was a year ago.

Like he has to be over it,
right?

CLARA:
I don't know, dude.

That's pretty hard
for a guy like Liam to get over

something like that.

What?

He is the one who made
you realize you were gay.

Oh, he wasn't the only reason.

My bad.

I forgot that
I was the other one.

SYDNEY:
Okay.
You know what?

Can you stop?
I don't have a crush on you.

Why not?

Because I know
way too much about you.

CLARA:
Whatever.

I'm offended.
(CHUCKLES)

(MUNCHES)

God.
What if he didn't move?

Can you imagine what it would
have been like if he stayed

in school?

CLARA:
Well, you'll be happy to know

that he's about to be
much farther away from you.

He posted that him
and his family

are moving to Japan
on Wednesday.

What? Did his dad get
transferred or something?

I don't know.
It doesn't say.

Oh, you know what?

I bet he's taking my
fucking lizard with him.

Oh my God.

Why do you think that Buddy
is more your lizard

even though
you shared him equally?

SYDNEY:
Because my debit card
purchased him.

This is why you should be
using a credit card.

I'm not trying to buy a house
right now, Clara.

This isn't about trying
to buy a house right now.

This is about trying to buy
a house in the future.

Why do I keep needing
to explain credit scores to you?

What do you want me to do?

You want me to buy a lizard
rights attorney for you?

Would that make you happy?

It'll be expensive,
and it will ruin me financially,

-but I will do that for you.
-(CHUCKLES)

SYDNEY:
Yeah, I mean, can you imagine
if I had to like,

call up Liam and be like,
"All right.

So the courts have decided
you may only have him

every third weekend."

(CHUCKLES)

And you have to fly,
fly him back and forth

-with a little travel companion.
-Oh my God.

And I get him on holidays
like Christmas morning,

he is mine.

And I'm gonna buy him
way more presents

than Liam buys him,
and-- and-- and--

and Buddy Charles is gonna feel
so neglected from his father,

and I'm gonna be
the favorite parent.

And it's gonna piss
the fuck out of Liam.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah.

(♪♪♪)

Let's go save that lizard.

No.

I'm being serious, dude.
Let's go get him.

(SYDNEY SNORTS)

Wait, like go to Idaho
to get the lizard?

CLARA:
This is not just any lizard!

This is Buddy fucking Charles,
okay?

He is iconic.

Bro, my mom would kill us.

Okay, there's no way
that she would even notice

and you know it.

Come on, Syd, please.
Let's do it for Buddy Charles.

I mean, it's tempting but like,
it's 3:00

and we don't have gas.

We don't have money.

Don't you worry about that,
because I have a plan.

(♪♪♪)

Are you sure you got this?

Oh, absolutely.
She's gonna be into me.

She doesn't look gay.

She's working on a car, dude.
She's absolutely gay.

She has straight hair.

You know the rule:
straight hair, straight girl.

That is not how that works.

Nah, I'm pretty sure
that's how that works.

-Is it?
-CLARA: Yeah.

Are you sure we can't just
use your credit card?

CLARA:
No, it has a limit.

A what?

A limit that you set each month,
you can't go over.

I thought it was unlimited.

No, my mom set a limit
and then I spent it all

on your sister.

SYDNEY:
Wait, your mom set the limit?

CLARA:
Yeah.

Oh, so have her change
the limit.

That's not how that works.

You have to build more credit
to be able to use more.

Give me your hoops.
They look straight as fuck.

What?

Come on.
No one wears hoops anymore.

Okay, you didn't have to
dig in further.

You already said it
the first time.

CLARA:
Ready?

But the credit card.

Think about all the points
and prizes

like you were just explaining.

You could buy a house.

CLARA:
Okay, we'll go over
all of that later.

-CLARA: Go and get--
-You could get so many...

Okay.

Hi.

Hi.
Can I help you?

Yeah, actually you can.

Um, my friend and I seem
to have like really

underestimated how much gas
we thought we would need.

We need gas.

(CHUCKLES)

Do you have money?

SYDNEY:
Money.

Yeah, that's--
that's what's really funny

is we actually
don't have enough money.

Then you can't get gas.

I mean, are you sure about that?

Is there something wrong
with your eye?

CLARA:
So did it work?

Obviously not, Clara, unless
the gas magically pumped itself.

-Oh my God, you got rejected.
-I did not.

Yeah, you literally did.

That's so fucking funny.

(LAUGHS)

Shut up, okay.
What are we even doing?

We don't know where Liam lives.

Oh, please.
I found his address.

How did you do that?

Well, while you were in there,
I went on his Instagram,

went to his tagged photos
which is how I found out

all of his new friends.

One of them tagged
his new high school,

so I called them,
pretended to be his mom,

requested his transcript
and the address was at the top.

How the fuck
did you do all of that?

Do you know that his house sold
on Zillow for $1.3 million?

It's fucking wild.

Why do you need to know that?

To see if he can afford
a better lizard rights attorney

than you.

Okay.
What are we even doing?

Oh, we're going to Liam.

Yeah, but like I'm tired.
Like it's getting late-ish.

I wanna go to bed.

Okay.
Where do you wanna sleep?

Home.
Like what is the point of this?

What? This is fucking
hanging out, Sydney.

Okay.

Plus, like Sam's gonna want
Buddy Charles, you know?

She's gonna be lonely
when you're gone.

Okay, fine.
You know what?

I will humor this.

Lets--
Shut up.

Let's just sleep in the car
and we'll just figure out

the money problem
in the morning.

See, that seems like a bad idea
because people tend

to get kidnapped
when they sleep in parking lots,

especially small girls,
so we shouldn't do that.

Well, what other options
do we have?

Okay, wait. I think I know
someone who lives in Henderson

and I think that we have enough
gas to get there.

Who is it?

You're gonna laugh at me.

I'm not gonna laugh at you.
Why would I laugh at you?

Yes, you are.

SYDNEY:
Oh, no.

Okay.

Um, what if I like,
promise not to laugh at you?

Yeah.

Okay.
I promise I won't laugh at you.

CLARA:
Do you remember that show
when we were little

about the um, the man
and the dog

that switched bodies?

Kinda.

You never watched
Fido Says Hello?

Remind me what it is.

Okay. It's like--
(CHUCKLES)

It's really cute.

It's like, it's about this dog
and this human

-and they're both named Fido.
-SYDNEY: Okay.

And it's like they somehow
switch bodies,

so the dog ends up
in the body of his owner.

And I don't know,
it was marketed

as like Freaky Friday,

with a little bit
of butt sniffing.

-Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
-Yes. Yes.

I know the one.
My mom didn't let me watch it.

She thought it was creepy.

-What?
-Yeah.

-No, it's sweet.
-No, no, no, no, no.

It's like weirdly, oddly sexual
when you start thinking about it

-a little harder.
-Okay. Please stop.

Can you get
to the point of this?

I know Fido!

You know the dog?

No.
I know the man that played Fido.

His name is Phil.
He lives in Henderson.

That is where
they shot the show.

And you know him because...

Do you remember um,
when I was 7

and I got my heart surgery,
and I told you

that I was going away
for a doctor's visit?

That was actually
in my Make-A-Wish.

-Oh, no.
-CLARA: No, I know.

I don't know, okay?

It's just like, recovery
was really, really hard

and I would watch these episodes
over and over again

in the hospital
and there was just something

like really vulnerable
about this dog seeing the world

for the first time
through a human's eyes.

Don't you fucking laugh at me,
you bitch!

You're such a fucking bitch!

(LAUGHS)

I just-- I thought you would
have had better taste than that,

-you know?
-I was seven!

Yeah, but still,
like that shit's really creepy.

CLARA:
Okay.

Do you want me to see if we can
crash at Phil's or not?

Uh, I mean, like yeah, sure,
why not?

Sounds fun.

Okay.

(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)

He's like really sweet, okay?
So be nice.

Okay.

And like, I remember him being
a little attractive,

in a weird way.

Okay.

What the fuck?

No, no.

It's gonna be fine.

SYDNEY:
I thought you said
he was on TV.

CLARA:
Yeah, back then.

(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

SYDNEY:
Be streaming, you know.

Oh, you showed up to set
that day

and I just knew
you were special, Clara.

Oh, Phil.

PHIL:
You were so tiny.

Like, so just tiny.

For you,
that's probably so long ago,

but for me it's just recent.

You know?
It's...

Say, how's your mom?

Oh, Molly's doing really good.

I remember her.
She was a beautiful woman.

You know, I don't know
if this is weird to tell you,

but I think we flirted
a little bit and I think--

But I was going through
my hoe era,

'cause I was on TV,
so I didn't--

And she was so nice,
but the apple does not fall far

from the tree.

(LAUGHS)

So tell her I say, "What up?"

Hey, what are you up to?

I wanna know what you're up to.
Like, are you going to college?

Like what's--

CLARA:
Oh, uh, yeah.

I'm-- I'm going to UNC
in the fall.

That-- that's awesome.

Um, what are you gonna
major in there?

I don't know.

Uh, I'm going in undeclared,
so...

That's fine. You're gonna--
you're gonna be successful

'cause you're so smart,
just beautiful,

and your-- your vibes.

Yep, she sure will.

Like you've got the good vibes
that just make people feel good

-and you smell nice.
-She will.

Wow.
I love that.

Clara, I'm happy that you
found Sydney.

Like, you guys are
a nice-looking couple,

-a beautiful couple.
-Oh, no. We're not.

-SYDNEY: Yes, we are.
-And I support that.

Um, I'm an ally, by the way,
just so you know.

Um, LGBTQIA.

I thought, always thought
A stood for ally,

but maybe it's asexual,
which I'm not.

Um, but I march
in the Pride parade.

Um, I do it as Fido.
I would do it on all fours.

Very modern.
I-- I like it.

I love it.

But my best memories
is just meeting you.

Like, that was--

'Cause the best thing
was making the kids happy

and I could tell
you were happy that day.

And your wish came true.

That was your wish
and it was also my wish.

(STOMACH GROWLING)

Wait, sorry.
Did you hear that?

That was my tummy.
Did you hear?

My tummy was like,
"I'm hungry.

It's time to eat."

That-- that's my tummy's sound
and I am gonna get us

some pizzas.

You like that?

There's a place,
they know who I am,

so I gotta just make
a little phone call,

-so just stay comfortable.
-Okay.

Thanks, Phil!

(CHUCKLES)

Look, he is so fucking weird.

Sydney, don't be mean.

Are you not hearing this man?

He was being weird as shit
until he thought

you were playing for my team.

You're welcome, by the way.

He is literally buying us pizza.

-This place is--
-Okay, he's nice, he's nice.

This place is fucking
disgusting.

At least he's letting us
sleep in his bed.

Yeah, that he probably
came all over.

-Sydney!
-What?

He looks like a perv
and he talks like a pervert.

Can you not for just like once
judge a book by its cover

the second that you meet it?

I'm sorry, but when the cover
of the book looks like this,

I have absolutely no interest
in reading the fucking book.

(SHUSHES)

Pizza pie's ordered.

My ex hated it
when I did my Italian voice

cultural appropriation
or some shit, but...

I should get some nappies
to keep our lippies clean.

Yeah, I'm working on my rizz,
short for charisma.

Yeah, I'm up with it.
I know it's cool.

Rizz.

I love having company.

Whoo!

You're so cute.
You're-- oh my...

Is that weird, 'cause I knew you
when you were little?

Like-- like if we ever
got married,

people would say I was grooming.

I'm like, "No, I haven't seen
her in 10 years."

If you want anything to drink,
I mean--

SYDNEY:
Uh-uh.

I-- I know you're not 21,
but I don't-- I won't tell.

Well, actually you're driving.
Nevermind.

Shh.
Don't tell.

(SHUSHES)

-Okay, I get it now.
-Uh-huh.

22 more minutes.

SYDNEY:
Perfect.

CLARA:
Okay.

(INSECTS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)

♪ Oh my God, my dog is gone ♪

Hello?
Oh, hi, guys.

I'm Fido
and this is my best friend Fido.

We're both named Fido.

The pizza pie has arrived.

(ON TV)
Today, we're talking about
my favorite word,

loyalty.

I wish my dad knew that word.

That's just a joke
for your parents.

So do you just like
watch yourself on TV for fun?

Yeah, it's a good show.

I mean, we lasted
five seasons for a reason.

Being loyal is a great trait
for your best friend.

Isn't that right, Fido?

Like, these lessons are good,
like even for adults.

Yeah, for sure.

You know, like
a lot of adults actually,

they get high
and they watch this and it's--

-Oh.
-Oh no, it's happening again.

(MIMICS BARKING)

PHIL:
Yeah.

Sometimes I actually dream
from the perspective of Fido.

It's like he's
a part of me still.

Wow.

(MIMICS BARKING, SNIFFING)

Wow, okay, Phil.
That's okay, you can stop.

(MIMICS BARKING)

Okay, that's--
You can stop now, Phil.

That was really good.

That was pre-- really good,
right?

Yeah.

And you were looking
at the TV and here.

(CHUCKLES)
Oh my God, that.

Did-- did you see that?
Do you want me to rewind?

Oh my...

This is just so nice.

CLARA:
Mm-hmm.

PHIL:
Hmm. Yeah.

Try-- take some,
this pizza's fire.

I love that you see
the best in people.

Yeah, I don't know
if it's my best trait.

I mean, you called that one
pretty fast.

Yeah, it was like
really obvious.

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah, I probably would've been
murdered if it weren't for you.

We make a good team.

Hey, I mean at least
we're not sleeping in a car.

Might've been a better idea.

(CHUCKLES)

SYDNEY:
I don't know.

This has been a fun night.

It was uh,
an experience for sure.

Yeah, it'll make a good story.

Okay.

I take back
the fun night thing.

This actually like sucks.

Goodnight, Sydney, I love you.

You're a star,
who cares about Hollywood?

You're a star.

Sometimes all you have to do
is just listen.

We don't know what someone else
is going through.

Oh, hey.
You okay?

Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

That-- that's okay.
Just have a seat, come.

The stars are nice right now.

Hey, are you okay?

I-- I don't know.

No.
Hm.

You could talk to me,
just think of me

as your old pal, Fido.

(MIMICS BARKING)

(LAUGHS)

My heart is failing again.

♪ Some tears you cry ♪

♪ Some tears are from the wine ♪

Does she know?

Oh.

Are-- are you gonna tell her?

♪ The middle of the night ♪

♪ When things aren't black
and white ♪

♪ Enter, Troubadour ♪

♪ Remember 24? ♪

♪ And when I'm back in Chicago,
I feel it ♪

Bye, Phil,
it's been real fucking weird.

-Bye, Phil, thanks.
-Wait, wait.

Um, I have something for you.

Um--

What is this?

It's just something
for your travels and--

Dude, I'm gonna miss you, too.

Hm.

PHIL:
You too, Sydney.

SYDNEY:
Uh-huh.

You're the dog's bone.
Never forget that.

Wow, that was
the nicest thing

anyone's ever said to me.

(MIMICS BARKING)

PHIL:
Good luck with Buddy Charles!

♪ Back to the end of beginning ♪

♪ Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye ♪

CLARA:
Dude, there's enough in here
for gas.

SYDNEY:
Sick.
Okay, I gotta pee.

CLARA:
Okay, go to the gas station.

SYDNEY:
No, I'm gonna use the rag
in the trunk.

Clara, can you come here
for a second?

CLARA:
Hey, what's up?

What is that?

I don't know.

Is that Sam's?

I-- I don't know.
Fuck man, and she's 16.

-I can't picture her like that.
-Me neither.

It's-- it can't be hers.
Maybe it's-- maybe it's Phil's?

No, it literally can't be,
because I know

I locked the car last night.

And that's not your mom's,
because it wasn't in there

when we left LA.

Fuck, what should we do?
Should I call her?

I think you need to call
your mom, dude.

We can't call my mom,
she'll know

we're going to Idaho.

I don't really care.

You can't just pretend
this isn't happening.

Pick up the phone
and call your fucking mom.

That's not an option, dude.
She wouldn't pick up anyway.

Like I think we just need
to leave it

and pretend we didn't see it.

Okay.
And what?

If she's dangerous, you want
to just call the police?

Let's wait
until we hear from her.

Maybe she's gonna like,
call and give an explanation.

I don't know.

We're like so far from home,
there's not really anything

we can do from out here anyway.

Oh my God.

You have no idea
what you're doing with her.

You are put in charge
to take care of her

and you do nothing but complain
the whole way here.

You forget her money.

And now, you're gonna let her
just murder all her camp mates!

Okay, I'm not gonna let her
murder all her camp mates

if I have the gun, am I?

Sydney, I need a drink.

You're a child, you can't drink.

I don't specifically
need alcohol.

I just need something
with flavor

and I need to sit down.

Okay. Do you wanna like
go somewhere?

We don't really have money.

We can spare the cash
for some Shirley's.

Phil would want us to.

Fuck.

What's up?
What do you need?

Whiskey, Scotch, Bourbon?
We got $2 shots till 4:00 p.m.

I'm just messing with y'all.
What's wrong?

Sit down.
Y'all look like y'all 16.

Yeah, I'm just messing
with y'all.

CLARA:
To be honest, we're like
really going through it.

If we could just get like two
Shirley Temples on the rocks,

-that would be amazing.
-BARTENDER: All right.

Um, I just wanna let y'all know
if it get crowded in here,

though, I'm gonna have to ask
y'all to leave.

-CLARA: Totally fine.
-Yeah, fair enough.

All right, all right.
Hey, you wanna close out now?

No, we can start a tab.

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.
You-- you can start a tab.

All right.
Two Shirley Temples.

-All right.
-CLARA: Thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Dude, I can't think.

Come on, dude.
We're road tripping together.

This is supposed to be fun.

There's still a lot
to be happy about, like me.

Mm.

We're almost there.

Let's just find somewhere
to sleep tonight

and then we'll get Buddy
in the morning.

-Okay?
-Yeah.

I heard you say Buddy.

Y'all ordered Shirley Temples
and gave me a envelope with $12?

You in protective custody?
How you know Buddy?

Buddy's in Idaho.

BARTENDER:
He's in Idaho?

With my ex.

Idaho?
How he get to Idaho?

CLARA:
We're gonna go rescue him.

What?

Yeah.
He got kidnapped.

So, this is a rescue mission.

I can help you.
I promise I can help you.

SYDNEY:
We're okay.

No, you not.
Not if-- Buddy!

-You know Buddy?
-Are we--

Huh?

How you know Buddy?

Buddy.

Buddy's a good friend.
Family friend.

Been in the family a long time.

I think we're talking
about different Buddies.

Oh, we're-- we're not talk--

We're not talking
about the same Buddy.

Buddy.

CLARA:
Our buddy's a lizard.

Like an iguana?

Eh, kinda.

Like-- like a-- like--

But like a-- like a reptile.

-Like with scales.
-I mean, uh, yeah.

I mean, you could categorize him
like that.

-Like... (MIMICS LIZARD)
-SYDNEY: Yes.

BARTENDER:
Uh, let me see a picture.

Okay.

BARTENDER:
Oh.

Oh, snap.

I thought you was talking
about a whole another Buddy.

(LAUGHS)
Oh, he cute.

-He's so cute.
-BARTENDER: Yeah.

Oh, that's Buddy.
So, what happened?

Why does this Buddy--
What?

This Buddy
is with your boyfriend?

Yeah.

BARTENDER:
What?
So, he in Idaho?

Nasty, nasty break-up.

So, like y'all broke up
and he got Buddy?

Oh.
My ex did the same thing to me.

Took everything.
That's why I'm here.

Like, I been working here
for a few years.

She cleaned me out.
I ain't have much.

Like I ain't have a lot, but--

-That is so sad.
-She just took everything.

Like, basically
like the clothes off my back.

That sucks.
Hm.

BARTENDER:
I'ma make it, though.
I'ma be good.

You know what I'm saying?
Like, Desiree.

Desiree her name.

I don't like to talk about it,
though, for real.

It's tough out here.

BARTENDER:
Well, cam, fuck your ex.
Fuck Desiree.

-You know what I'm talking--
-Fuck.

You know what?
Fuck Desiree.

Fuck Desiree.

Fuck Desiree.

Fuck Desiree.

Fuck Desiree.
Yes!

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

Fuck Desiree!

SYDNEY:
Okay, cheers to that.

I like y'all.
Can I get--

I'ma get me a Shirley Temple.

Yes!
Shirleys for everyone!

Shirleys on us!
Yeah!

We about to get wasted
on Temples.

We only have $12.

You...

♪ I know you're only human ♪

♪ Not much you can do about it ♪

♪ But you know the room
is true ♪

♪ No room for two is crowded ♪

♪ I've been ego tripping ♪

♪ Double dipping,
double downing ♪

♪ That's the truth
Ain't no excuses ♪

♪ Ain't no walking around it ♪

♪ Ugh ♪

♪ We came to fuck it up ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You came to change... ♪

-SYDNEY: All your shoes?
-All of 'em.

-CLARA: All of them?
-And I has--

I had a really nice pair
of Asics.

-Do you know Asics?
-CLARA: No.

I'm like hipster
in that type of way.

♪ Greatest ♪

♪ But your only claim to fame
is hating us ♪

♪ I'm a fashion elite ♪

♪ With the bars of a beast ♪

♪ I got claws in the floor ♪

♪ And a bite in the beat ♪

♪ I'm a shark, you're the meat ♪

♪ When you bark, then I feast ♪

♪ If I'm starting some beef ♪

♪ I just carve, then I eat ♪

♪ Huh ♪

All right.
So, Liam.

Bad dude, right?

BARTENDER:
Dude, I can't stand him.

He's super homophobic.
Sydney came out as gay.

And listen, like I understand.
That's hard, right?

-BARTENDER: Yeah.
-You're gay.

Your boyfriend's like,

"Oh, I didn't know
you were gay."

And then you break up with him
and then he like,

goes on a rampage.

Like destroys a bunch of shit.
But like, come on.

Like you should be happy
that someone discovered

themselves,
you know what I mean?

Oh my God.
You make it sound so gay.

(♪♪♪)

(SCREAMING)

SYDNEY & CLARA: (TOGETHER)
♪ There was a house
in New Orleans ♪

-♪ They call the rising sun ♪
-♪ They call the rising sun ♪

♪ And it was a poor boy ♪

♪ And I'm the only one ♪

(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

(CHEERING)

-♪ The mother was a tailor ♪
-♪ The mother was a tailor ♪

Ooh, hello.

-♪ She sewed my new blue jeans ♪
-♪ She sewed my new blue jeans ♪

(INDISTINCT SINGING)

SYDNEY:
♪ Fuck Desiree ♪

CLARA:
♪ I'd rather be gay ♪

♪ Fu-- fu-- fuck Desiree ♪

♪ Listen to what I say ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Fuck Desiree
I'm on the way ♪

♪ I wanna play a game ♪

-♪ To get Buddy Charles ♪
-♪ Charles ♪

♪ Going through the desert,
get Buddy Charles ♪

-♪ Going through the... ♪
-♪ Hollers at my ♪

-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Lizard's ♪

-♪ Mm-hmm. ♪
-♪ Friend ♪

-♪ Lizard uh, friends
-♪ Uh, yeah ♪

♪ What color is the lizard?
I don't know, yeah ♪

♪ He's got a blue tongue
and a scaly back ♪

Wait, that just made me remember
when we bought him.

He's-- he's not--
he's not a lizard.

He's a blue-tongued skink.

That's not a lizard?

No, apparently,
he's not a lizard.

I actually just remembered
this right now.

He's not a lizard.

Oh.

My skink going to--

Dude, dude, slow down.
Do you see her?

SYDNEY:
Oh, we have
a really long way to go.

I don't wanna stop.

Dude, she's alone.

I don't wanna do this.

Syd, this could be
like fucking CSI.

Please, we could be heroes.

-Fine.
-(SQUEALS) Yes!

BRITTANY:
Oh, gee.
Hi.

Homeless people just have it
so hard, you guys.

Like, they don't have cars
to get places.

They have to hitchhike.

And today, I'm really trying
to live homeless,

because I like using my platform
for good, to make a difference.

And living like this
for the past 45 minutes

has been really, really hard.

'Cause I feel like I have a much
better understanding

of what it means to like,
truly be homeless.

Anyway, I'll check
back in later.

Okay, bye.

(CHEWING)

So, uh, what's your name?

My name?

Jennastarxoxo123__2.

I wanted to just be Jennastar,
but they fucking took it.

So your name's Jenna.

No, my name isn't Jenna.

I thought you guys were asking
about my screen name.

SYDNEY:
Oh, we clearly weren't.

BRITTANY:
Oh!

You two are so funny.

(ALL CHUCKLE)

No, my name is Brittany,
but someone said

that was a bad name
for my channel to be under,

because it makes it seem
like I get naked online.

Right.

SYDNEY:
Oh, wow.

So are you like famous?

-Like what's your deal?
-No. No, not at all.

I only have a few hundred
thousand followers.

Thanks for asking.

I consider myself more
of a--

a philanthropist
than a celebrity.

That's not
how you say that word.

Shut up.
She's doing fine.

It's been really educational.

Hell yeah, brother.

(GRUNTS)

So, um, what's next?

Where-- where can we
drop you off?

Oh, no. You can actually drop me
wherever.

I just had to get that content
recorded.

I'm going to call a car to get
a quickie little lunch break

before I get back
on the streets.

Oh, you're going back
on the streets?

BRITTANY:
Yeah.

(SHRIEKS)

My Erewhon box just got
delivered.

Woo-hoo!

Slay.

Slay!

Uh, yeah.
We could--

You know, we could probably
pull over,

find somewhere for you
to get an Uber.

Thank God you guys are girls.

I was so scared I was gonna get
like kidnapped or something.

Clara, how long has this car
been following us?

CLARA:
Okay, it's fine. Just--
just pull off to the right.

I'm just gonna speed up
a little bit.

(CAR HONKING)

Oh my God!
It's happening!

The 'napping of the kids.

We're getting followed.

This is what it's like living
on the streets, folks.

You're seeing it here first.

Make sure to leave a gift
under this video,

because 4% of all earnings
are going toward one homeless.

Sydney, go faster!

BRITTANY:
It's intense out here.

Who is this fucker?

Oh my God, it's-- it's--
He looks scary.

It's a man.

-What if he knows about the gun?
-The gun?

How would he know about the gun?

Excuse me, gun?

-I don't know.
-Okay, I have a plan.

Everyone relax
and just trust me, okay?

He's going for the glove box.

(SCREAMS)

Sydney, do something.

Sydney!

♪ Got me reaching for the line ♪

Hey.

(♪♪♪)

(GUNSHOT)

(SCREAMS)

Why the fuck, Sydney?

I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it.

I'm so sorry.

(SCREAMS)

Calling the cops.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, fuck.
(PANTS)

Look at me.
Look at me!

This isn't your fault.

It is my fault.
It's my fault.

We can make it
look like a suicide.

SYDNEY:
That's not gonna work.

(SCREAMING)

Holy shit!
He bleeds yellow.

What the fuck?

Oh, fuck.
We're going to jail.

I'm so sorry.
I can call an ambulance.

Why were you fucking
following us?

-You left your phone at the bar.
-What?

You left your phone!

Oh my God.

That makes sense.
Thank you.

Thank you so much
for the phone.

Sorry about that.

Sorry.

No.
No, no, no.

No.
No.

I thought you were gonna
murder us.

This was self-defense.

MAN 1:
Oh, come on.

I've been trying
to get your attention

-for the last 10 minutes.
-SYDNEY: Attention?

That is not the most efficient
way to get our atten--

Look, look, look.
We're like really, really sorry.

Could you just like
not call the cops on us?

I'm not gonna call the cops.

You're fucking crazy.

I'm not gonna call the cops.

Be careful with that thing.

Oh my God.

(PANTING)

Okay.

So maybe like
we shouldn't shoot people

as our first instinct.

No shit.

Where's the po-po?

SYDNEY:
I don't know what just happened.

Like-- it's like-- it's like
my instincts took over me.

I was like a Goddamn spy
out there like...

(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

How did we not know
it was a paintball gun?

I don't know.

The fuck are we gonna do
about Brittany?

Dude, I don't think
she's actually calling the cops.

I feel like she was just being
dramatic for content.

(SCREAMS)

You think she was being dramatic
when she thought

-that we murdered a man?
-Okay.

Fuck!
I feel so stupid.

Yeah, I know.
Me, too.

I'm gonna call Sam.

Why?
What is she gonna do?

Absolutely nothing,
but we have her paintball gun.

Okay.

(PHONE DIALING)

SAM: (ON PHONE)
Hey, what's up?

Hey.
We have your paintball gun.

SAM: (ON PHONE)
I need that.

I have a tournament this week.

Wait, you're in
a paintball tournament?

Sam, that's kinda lit.

SAM: (ON PHONE)
Can you bring my gun?

Can we do it tomorrow night?

SAM: (ON PHONE)
Can you get here sooner?
I really need it.

No, we're going to Idaho.

SAM: (ON PHONE)
For what?
Does Mom know?

You guys are idiots.

Oh my God, Sam.

I'm so sorry, but we're actually
breaking up a little bit.

Can you hea--

I'll call you later!
Bye!

Fuck, dude.
She's gonna tell your mom.

Should we just give her the gun?

No.
We are mid mission right now.

Focus.

And that doesn't take priority?

She's fine.

Why are kids playing
with paintball guns?

(POLICE SIREN WAILING
IN DISTANCE)

Fucking Brittany, bro.

-It's fine. It's fine.
-Oh my God. Oh my God.

We'll just tell them the truth.
It's fine.

-Why do you--
-Put your seatbelt on.

Why do you do this to me?

We got a call from a girl
claiming she saw two girls,

in a similar car to yours,
shoot a guy.

That is correct, Officer.
We did shoot a man.

-SYDNEY: No.
-Get out of the car now.

We didn't.
That's not what happened.

-Get out.
-I'm sorry.

(SHUSHES)

It was a paintball gun.

What was that?

SYDNEY:
It was a paintball gun.

It-- it's not a real gun.

Everyone's fine.
It was a misunderstanding.

We know the girl.
You can--

It's in the trunk,
if you wanna go look at it.

-I panicked.
-Oh my God.

(EXHALES)

COP:
I'm gonna need the name
of the guy that owns that gun.

Where are you going?

Hi, Officer.

What the hell was that?

Oh. (LAUGHS)

My foot just slipped.

COP:
I looked up the license plate.
This isn't your car.

It's-- it's my mom's car.

Did you get permission
to drive your mommy's car

outta state?

Yes.

I had to bring my sister
to camp.

(SIGHS)

All right.

I'll let you guys go.

I'm just gonna write you up
for your uh, getaway just then.

You know, you're lucky I'm nice.

Well, that worked out.

(CAR WHOOSHES)

Would you rather have
abnormally large feet

or abnormally large hands?

Feet, obviously.
Give me a harder one.

Okay.

Would you rather be broke
and happy

or rich and miserable?

Rich and miserable probably.

Okay.
Well, that's the wrong answer.

Dude, we need money
so bad right now.

Like we need another tank of gas
to get there.

God, okay, my life sucks!

We shouldn't have
gotten the Shirleys!

Like I need to stop
on the Shirleys!

Don't even say that!

The Shirleys
are not the problem here.

And lucky for you,
I have another solution

to our money problem,

and it happens to be
right down the road.

Oh, that's so exciting!

Are you gonna like
whore me out again?

You wanna solve this with bingo?
Really?

Yes.

Where do you even find this?

Your mom's Facebook.

You still have Facebook?

-Yeah. I use it sometimes.
-(CHUCKLES)

Whatever.
Stop doubting my plans.

This is gonna be great.

How many tickets, ladies?

Um, two each is fine, right?

8 bucks.

-You have to pay for these?
-Mm-hmm. 8 bucks.

Cash only.

-Here you go.
-Thank you.

You had that the whole time?
What the fuck, Clara?

Heck, Clara.

Um, my mom makes me keep
$10 cash

-in case of emergencies.
-Thanks.

Okay, so no food, no gas,
not an emergency.

Bingo, emergency.

-I completely spaced--
-Noted.

-About it. I forgot.
-Oh, okay.

-(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)
-CLARA: Sorry.

Do you think
we have enough cards?

No, I think two each is good.

I'm feeling really good
about it.

ANGELA:
Hello, everyone, and welcome.

Well, we have some exciting news
this afternoon.

Our first round is sponsored
by our very own

First National Bank.

And to celebrate
their 100th anniversary,

they are giving away,
drum roll please...

$100 cash prize!

We need that cash.

Yeah.

SUSAN:
Good luck, sweetheart.

SYDNEY:
With what?

SUSAN:
Uh, with getting the cash.

Everybody here has been coming
to play bingo here for years.

Oh my God,
you're the newbies here.

Ugh.

Sorry.

I thought this was
a game of luck.

(CHUCKLES)

What's your names?

Oh, I'm Clara.
This is Sydney.

Well, I'm Susan,

and I have a winning streak
going.

I have won three weeks in a row
and it's not luck.

It's the dauber technique!
Yes!

What's a dauber?

My God.

Silly, silly girl.

♪ I'm feeling lucky tonight ♪

♪ Mm, yeah ♪

Ugh!

-I'm gonna kick her ass!
-What the hell is a dauber?

She is fully aware she's being
a fucking bitch right now.

Like who needs
that many bingo cards?

Dude, your sister
has texted me

like a hundred times.

She's trying
to get a hold of you.

Yeah, she's fine.

She probably just
wants to go home or something.

No, call her back.

-No.
-Why?

Because we're in fucking
Nevada,

and I have old ladies
to fuck up.

Really try to word
that differently.

Hm. Let's go.

(TONGUE FLICKING)

SUSAN:
Oh, you girls
have been gone a while.

(CHUCKLES)

Nervous?

No, we aren't nervous one bit,
Susan.

Best of luck
this afternoon, everyone.

Daubers up.

Oh.
This is a dauber.

Here we go.
Round one.

Let's begin.

Let us begin.

(CHUCKLES)

Shush up.

B-11.
Legs 11.

G-54.
G-54 out the door.

O-74.
We're so poor.

-74.
-You got that one.

I got that one!

You got that one.
Nice!

SUSAN:
Can you please repeat that?

I couldn't hear
for all the ruckus.

Can you two shut your traps?

Aw.
I'm really sorry, Susan.

Your hearing aids can't keep up.

SUSAN:
Oh, yeah.

That's because your voices
are so high-pitched

and irritating

that they can't even
pick up the frequency!

O-73.
O-73, where are thee?

I-22.
Double ducks, 22.

G-51.
Twink of the thumb, 51.

O-64.
64 red raw, 64.

Bingo!
I got a bingo!

-ANGELA: Bring it up here then.
-(CHUCKLES)

Bingo!
Yeah!

Bingo!

-It's bingo.
-Woo!

They're lying.

This innocent child?

SUSAN:
They cheated.

They distracted me
and they stole my card.

Oh, come on.

Last week you complained
we avoided your numbers.

I-- I think you're the boy
who cried wolf, Susan.

You know what?
I've had it.

I have had all this.

After all these years
of doing these things.

Here, take your card
and shove 'em.

You know what to do with them.

'Cause you wanna
know something?

I'm the winner.

I have always been
the winner here.

Every time I come, I win
and you're all jealous!

So everybody, go screw yourself.
I am gonna win all the time.

(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

Congratulations.

Thank you so much.
Bingo!

(CHUCKLES)

ANGELA:
A bingo.

♪ I'm feeling lucky tonight ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Bro, Susan is crazy.

Yeah, well, you did steal
her bingo card.

She can't do anything about it.

♪ Yeah, they know what's up ♪

♪ I don't talk shit ♪

Well, she definitely did
something about it.

She's insane.

Suck it, juice bags.

CLARA:
Juice bags?

What a bitch.

Hey, dude,
we can't drive like this.

How are we gonna get it off?

I mean, they probably
have rags inside.

CLARA:
Wanna play another game?

SYDNEY:
Hmm, sure.

This shit's really on there.

(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, well, whose fault is that?

Not mine.
I'm a child.

She shouldn't have reacted
like that.

♪ Teeth on the dash ♪

♪ Got my heart in your hands ♪

Okay, yeah.

♪ I'm sitting pretty ♪

♪ I make you want me ♪

-Okay.
-(EXHALES)

♪ I am a guard in my room
when I'm home ♪

I'm gonna miss you, dumbass.

I'm gonna miss you, too,
but it's like three months.

It's gonna go by fast.

Yeah, I know.

You okay?

Yeah.

I do have um,
kind of a big life update

to share with you though.

-Oh.
-(CHUCKLES)

Um, it's-- it's really fucking
stupid.

Um, I-- I've decided
I'm not gonna go

to college anymore.

What?
When did you decide that?

Oh, just like a while ago.

Why didn't you tell me?

Clara, why didn't you
tell me that?

Dude, what is going on?

I'm sick again.

What?

Um, I haven't been feeling
very good

and like my memory's been fuzzy
and my rhythm's been

all out of whack,
so we went to the doctor

and my heart is failing again.

Well, that's--
that's not possible.

That's--

Um, I don't know, dude.

I guess the surgery I got
when I was a kid

was supposed to be a fix, but
um, there's an arrhythmia now

and they can't seem
to get a handle on it,

so they put me
on the transplant list.

So, you'll-- you'll get
a transplant

and then you'll be fine, right?

Maybe.

Um, there's like
a lot of scar tissue, so...

they're preparing me
for worst-case scenario.

Why can't they
just like fix your heart?

It's just not how it works.

Can't they call another doctor?
Like can you try somebody else?

No, my mom has tried every
cardiologist she could find.

CLARA:
I'm sorry.

(CLARA SOBBING)

Why did you lie to me?

What?
Sydney, I didn't lie to you.

You didn't tell me.

No. Dude, you can't be mad
at me for this right now.

No, I just-- I would have liked
to have known.

You know, you're not the only
person that this affects.

-Why are you yelling at me?
-I'm not yelling at you.

(SOBS)

I'm sorry.

You have no idea
how much I hate

that I'm putting you
through this.

I love you.

I love you, too.

How long have you known?

Since February.

February?

Clara, are you fucking
kidding me?

I'm sorry, I didn't want
everything to change.

Why did you keep--

no, why did you keep this
from me for so long?

I didn't want you
to look at me differently!

Woah, look--

Okay.
I-- I'm so...

I can't, I can't, I'm sorry.

No, where are you going?

SYDNEY:
I just-- I need to go sleep
in the church.

(SOBS)

♪ If I know it's not right ♪

♪ Do I stay just tonight ♪

♪ Because I couldn't fight it ♪

♪ Even if I tried ♪

♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

♪ But you haven't called ♪

(INDISTINCT LYRICS)

♪ Until you come home ♪

Fuck my life!

(♪♪♪)

(DOOR OPENS)

Oh, hello.

MOLLY: (ON PHONE)
Hi, bug.
How's the trip going?

Oh, you know.

MOLLY: (ON PHONE)
Oh, baby.
You finally told her?

Yep.
She's pretty pissed off, mom.

I feel like
I should've told her sooner.

MOLLY: (ON PHONE)
The river's gonna flow
even if you stand in the way,

so why not flow with it?

Mom, what?

Are you gonna call the cops?

PRIEST:
Do you need me to?

Uh, are you guys okay?

I mean, yeah, we're fine,

other than her fucking
heart defect.

PRIEST:
Oh, I'm sorry.

My mom went through
heart surgery twice.

Have you ever heard the saying,
"Through every dark night,

there's a bright day after?"

Is that the Bible?

Tupac.

(CHUCKLES)

Is she doing better now?

I like to think so.

(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

Am I driving?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

(COUGHS)

Have you just been hiding those
from me the whole time?

Yep.

Okay.

(GULPS)

Are you only letting me drive,
because you feel bad

for throwing a major bitch fit
and storming off last night?

Yes, that is correct.

Okay.

Well, that was fun
while it lasted.

Yeah.

(DOORS SHUTS)

(DOORS SHUTS)

Are you mad at me?

No, I'm not mad at you.

I was just waiting for you
to do something wrong,

so I could take my spot back.

You're a fucking bitch.

It's lizard day.

It's lizard liberation day.

(CHUCKLES) See,
it smells like shit in here.

-Yeah, that's us, dumbass.
-Okay.

♪ Water and a lime ♪

♪ Lemon into wine and drink ♪

♪ Oh, darling, I just walk
around the hollowness I feel ♪

Ugh, I'm bored.

Talk to me.

I don't know what to talk about.

Well, come up with something.

I'm dying.
You talk.

Okay, geez.

I don't know, um...

what do you think about me
going to college

or not?

Dude, you've been talking
about college since we were 10.

Please just go to college.

I'm serious, you don't have to
worry about me.

(♪♪♪)

CLARA:
Is that his car?

I have no idea.

How do you wanna do this?

I think we need to sneak inside.

No, 'cause what if he's in there
with Buddy Charles

and then--

We have to start
throwing grenades

and then the police get called
and it becomes a whole--

Oh, shit!

Maybe he isn't home.
I don't see another car.

No, there could definitely be
another one in the garage.

We just need to get inside.

(♪♪♪)

♪ What's your problem,
'cause it never ends ♪

♪ I thought that you were
coming round again ♪

-It's the kitchen.
-Any sign of Buddy Charles?

Negative.
Let's move.

It's the dining room.
No sign of Buddy Charles.

Let's keep moving.

Good work.

Yeah, you too.
What do we do now?

I think I'm just gonna go knock
on the front door.

What, do you think he's just
gonna hand you the lizard?

God, no.

What is the plan then?

The plan is that you'll
figure it out

-while I distract him.
-Listen, Sydney, no.

No, you got this, you got this,
you got this.

-Sydney!
-You got this.

(INHALES)
Oh, God.

Hi.

(CHUCKLES)
Hey.

Uh, you-- you're in Idaho?

Yeah.

Cool.
Um, how'd you know I live here?

That's a really good question.
Super glad you asked that.

Um, I'm-- I'm actually friends
with your mom on the internet

and she posted...

-Yeah, that makes sense.
-Yeah, right?

LIAM:
Yeah.
Why you here?

Um, yeah, so I just--
I don't know,

I figured we could like,
I don't know,

catch up a little, hang out.

-Yeah. I mean--
-SYDNEY: Yeah.

You know, especially
since we never got to talk

after you decided
that you were a lesbian.

(CHUCKLES)

I didn't decide I was a lesbian,
Liam.

We've talked about this.

Okay. Well, you at least decided
to pretend

-that you were straight, so...
-I didn't know if I was gay.

LIAM:
How could you not know
you were gay?

We were having sex.

Were-- were--
were you faking it?

Obviously.

Yeah.

Huh.

-That means you're gay.
-No.

It actually just means
you're bad with women.

(ARGUING IN BACKGROUND)

Okay.
Door was unlocked.

Doesn't count as breaking
and entering

if the door is unlocked.

Fuck.

God.
Okay, you are so insufferable.

Like, this is why we broke up.

Just admit it.

You're still into me.

I'm not attracted to you, Liam.

LIAM:
You are.

(CHUCKLES)

I can tell.

(ARGUING IN BACKGROUND)

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah.

(LAUGHS)
Are you 12?

Why are you laughing at me?

Because this is like
ridiculous.

Like what are you
trying to prove to me?

That you're not gay
and you still love me.

Maybe things got
a little too intense too fast,

and that's okay.

Because I still love you, too.

And what makes you think
that I would be in love

with you back?

(CHUCKLES)

The look in your eyes.

This is not a YA novel, Liam.
This is real life.

I kinda fucking hate you
too right now, Sydney.

-(CHUCKLES)
-Sydney?

(LIAM & SYDNEY GASP)

-Oh my goodness.
-Hi.

LIAM'S MOM:
Oh, how are you, honey?

SYDNEY:
So good to see you.

LIAM'S MOM:
Oh, yeah.

So glad you two
are reconnecting.

-SYDNEY: I know.
-Me too.

Liam still talks about you
all the time.

He does?

LIAM:
Mom!

Buddy.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm so sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, so good to see you.

Oh, you have no idea
how much I miss you, too.

-Okay?
-LIAM'S MOM: Yeah, see you soon.

-SYDNEY: Yeah. Okay. Muah.
-LIAM'S MOM: Okay.

-All right, enjoy.
-Bye.

LIAM'S MOM:
Bye.
I'm grabbing some boxes.

You still talk about me?

That's really sweet.

Yeah.

I talk about how much
a fucking pussy bitch you are.

Yes. Come here, you, yes.
Hi.

It's so good to see you.

If you admit
you're still into me,

I'll stop all this.

Stop what?

The diss tracks.

Wow.
Okay.

Uh, I-- I can't believe
you haven't heard these.

Allow me to amaze you.

Okay.
I'm-- I'm prepared.

LIAM:
Boop.

♪ Hey, yo, mic check,
mic check ♪

♪ This thing on? ♪

♪ Uh,
you're never getting laid ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause you wanted to be gay ♪

♪ Damn ♪

♪ I'm reaching for my fame ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ You're eating pussy ♪

♪ What a shame ♪

♪ Oh, that was so hard, bro ♪

♪ I know ♪

Mm.

Yeah, I-- I'm gonna get
so famous,

you're gonna regret
what you did.

(LAUGHS)

Did you make the beat
yourself, too?

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah.

Yeah?

(LAUGHS)

You are so mean, you know that?

(LAUGHS)

Oh, are you crying?

Just-- just like--

Oh.
Well, now I kinda feel bad.

Just-- just-- like-- tell me--
tell me-- tell me I'm hot.

Are you recording me?

No.

SYDNEY:
What, were you gonna
like jerk off to that later?

Mm, mm.

I'm not gonna do that, Liam.
I can't do that.

LIAM:
Please?

SYDNEY:
Uh-uh.
I can't do it.

I need this.
I really need it.

You have no idea how bad
I need this.

I can't. I'm not gonna
tell you you're hot, Liam.

LIAM:
Please?

Fine.
You know what?

You're so hot.

LIAM:
Wait, wait, wait. Again.
I need to record it.

-You're so hot, Liam.
-LIAM: Oh, oh.

What was that?

Oh, oh my God.
Is this happening?

Yeah, it's happening.
Uh-huh.

Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.

LIAM:
Wait. Where are you--
You fucking bitch.

You took my--
you took my lizard.

It's my lizard, asshole!

But he needs a male role model.

We don't even know
if he's a he.

(GRUNTS)

SYDNEY:
Ow, ow.

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

♪ I hope it hurts ♪

You stupid bitch.

♪ When I watch
your world burn ♪

♪ Our struggle never ends ♪

♪ I hope it hurts ♪

♪ I hope it ♪

(PANTS)

(♪♪♪)

-(LAUGHS)
-Who's a good little lizzie?

Hi, baby.

Are you so happy to be back
with mommy?

I know, it must have been
so miserable.

We did it!

We did it!
Oh my God.

Oh my God.

-I got so much anger out.
-I know.

Dude, that looked like
it felt fucking amazing.

Felt incredible.

The look on his face when he
realized what we were doing.

He was so pissed!

I was scurrying around
his bedroom.

I picked up three pairs
of his boxers.

No, ew!

(LAUGHING)

Holy shit!

(LAUGHING)

-So what now?
-SYDNEY: What?

What do you wanna do now?

SYDNEY:
Go home?

We could go to Texas.
Or like drive to Montana.

I mean, that's like
really fucking close.

Dude, we can do
that next summer.

(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

SYDNEY:
Oh.

I c-- I can't,
I can't go home, Sydney.

I know.

No, like--

So I can't. I--

SYDNEY:
You need to breathe.
You need to breathe.

I can't look at my mom anymore.

I know, I know
you need to breathe.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, breathe.

It hurts, it hurts
too fucking bad.

-Breathe. You're okay.
-I can't, I can't.

I know, I know, but you need
to stop.

Stop breathing.

If you die from a panic attack,
that would be so embarrassing,

right?

So let's breathe,
breathe slowly.

In for four, out for four.

1, 2, 3, 4.
Out.

2, 3, 4.
In.

2, 3, 4, out.
2, 3, 4.

Okay, yeah.

It's okay.

Sorry.

It's okay.
It's okay.

Uh, clearly Buddy Charles
can't read a room.

He seems pretty fucking happy.

(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)

I don't know what to do, Clara.

About what?

Everything.

I don't know.
Like, do I go to college?

Do I not go to college?

If I go to college,
what do I study?

Like, I just-- I-- I don't know
what I wanna do

for the rest of my life.

You know?

And-- and you're the person
that normally like

makes those decisions for me,
you know?

Okay.

We already
had this conversation.

Dude, I'm not blaming you.

I'm just saying like
that this is really rough.

Yeah, sorry that me being sick
is really inconvenient, Syd.

I never said that.

You're still making me feel bad.

SYDNEY:
I didn't mean
to make you feel bad.

I'm just saying that like
obviously this is really hard

for me.

Oh, it's hard for you?

Do you realize
that you haven't asked me

one time how I'm feeling?

Or if I'm in pain?

Can you imagine for two seconds
what it might feel like?

-No, Clara. I can't.
-Oh, of course you can't.

-Like I can't even--
-Yeah.

SYDNEY:
I can't even begin to imagine
how you feel.

Then why are you acting like
this is so much harder

for you specifically?

I-- I'm not saying that
it's harder for me in any way.

I'm just saying
that it's also difficult.

CLARA:
Okay, then why do you
keep making it about yourself?

-I'm not--
-Everything is about you!

I'm not trying to make it
about myself.

I'm just saying that like
I'm-- I'm scared.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah,
I'm fucking terrified, Sydney.

I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna leave you.

Let's just go home.

Sydney, drive the fucking car!

(♪♪♪)

♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

♪ Woke up in
your new apartment ♪

♪ In your twin-size bed,
coffee starting ♪

♪ Don't remember much ♪

♪ All I know is
that you talk too much ♪

-Thanks.
-I like your earrings.

♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

♪ You've got those big blue eyes
drive me crazy ♪

♪ Make me fantasize
about you, baby ♪

♪ And you smell so sweet
like fresh-picked daisies ♪

♪ Call me Dahmer, 'cause
your heart's so tasty ♪

♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

♪ And I watched you break
like glass, you shatter ♪

♪ Said, "It's my mistake
I make things harder" ♪

♪ So I tried my best
to shut my mouth ♪

♪ But all the thoughts I hid
dug their way out ♪

♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

♪ You said,
"You can't trust me" ♪

♪ I said it's fine ♪

♪ Because I'm not happy
'til I tell a lie ♪

SAM: (ON PHONE)
Syd.

Hi, bestie.

SAM: (ON PHONE)
Are you okay?

Yeah.

No, I just wanted to call
and say I'm sorry.

I feel like I've been
a pretty shit sister.

SAM: (ON PHONE)
Why?
Because you forgot my gun?

Fuck.

(SAM CHUCKLES)

(ON PHONE)
You guys are idiots.

♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

(♪♪♪)

Are you being
a good friend today?

Go out and be a good friend.

Sydney, I need you
to go be a good friend.

Sydney.

Sydney, I need you
to be a good fucking friend.

(CAR HORNS)

Get in, bitch.

Sorry.

How are you?

You know.

(SNIFFLES)

Yeah, I do.

Sorry, I got mad at her.

I don't know.
I just--

I-- I feel so guilty
for getting mad

and then I feel like
I can't get mad,

because she's sick
and then that makes me

feel more guilty and then I get
more mad about it

and I spiral and I just--

I-- I don't even know what
I'm mad about at this point.

You know?

(SNIFFLES)

I used to get mad, too.
All the time.

How did you get over that?

Oh, you don't.
You just get used to it.

You wake up every day
and you hope

something's gonna change.

And then you begin to live
with the likely reality

that that's not gonna happen.

But you wake up
again and again...

and suddenly you're 55...

and your daughter's 18.

And you are disappointed, yes.

But you're relieved.

You're grateful...

for all the time you got.

Okay?

(SNIFFLES)

CLARA:
So where are we going?

We forgot the damn gun.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm really sorry.

I'm like really sorry for taking
all of my stress out on you.

That wasn't fair.

No.
No, no, no, no.

You were completely correct.

Like I needed to be better
with Sam and you.

I'm sorry.

I don't know how to handle this.

I'm gonna work on it
and get better, okay?

I promise.

Yeah, my mom kinda reminded me
of that.

Fuck, dude.

These last couple days
were supposed to be fun.

They were supposed to be easy.

I had a blast.

You literally complained
the entire time.

Yeah, but that was just
to piss you off.

I had a really good time,
really.

I wanna go on another trip
with you in the fall.

No. Sydney, I'm not
gonna be the reason

you don't go to college.

No, I already decided.

I'm gonna go to community
college and I'm gonna enroll

in online classes.

It's like
what I wanna do anyway.

What about Sam?

We could bring her.
Bring your mom.

It'll be fun.

Okay, sure.
Where are we going?

I don't care.
We can go wherever you want.

Even Antarctica?

I fucking knew
you were gonna say that.

Let's see.
Sure.

Mm-mm.

Actually, no, I'm not sure.
This shit's expensive.

Do you think you can ask
for another Make-A-Wish?

I already had one.

But like didn't you die
and come back to life?

So like technically
you should get two.

That's a really good point.

Uh-huh.

CLARA:
I have no idea.

Is there a number?
Look it up.

I will call.
I'll do it.

Yeah.

Okay.

SYDNEY:
What are you gonna say?

I don't know.
I'll just--

I'll improv my way through it,
it'll be fine.

Oh God, I'm gonna laugh.

Don't laugh.
It's not funny.

SYDNEY:
It's a little bit funny.

ANDREW: (ON PHONE)
Make-A-Wish, this is Andrew.

Um, hi.

(LAUGHS)

Um, uh, I'm dying,
so I was just wondering if,

um, if I could go to Antarctica
and um, also like

if I could bring my pet lizard
with me?

Dude, where is Buddy Charles.

Fuck!

♪ World crash, summer crash ♪

♪ Way too quick feet
on your dash ♪

♪ Hands on the wheel,
I'll make you laugh ♪

♪ Oh, down bad,
that's too bad ♪

♪ Choke on the whip,
but hit the past ♪

♪ Bitch, I'm quick
to watch you pass ♪

♪ I didn't know
that we got it all wrong ♪

♪ And I didn't think
that you'd love me this strong ♪

♪ Want to believe
in something strong ♪

♪ Just tell me you like that ♪

♪ I want you to fight back ♪

♪ I'll play along ♪

(♪♪♪)

♪ I don't wanna talk right now ♪

♪ I don't wanna hear you out ♪

♪ You don't need
to know I'm fine ♪

♪ You don't get
that peace of mind ♪

♪ I don't wanna talk right now ♪

♪ I just wanna shut you out ♪

♪ You would know
that I was lying ♪

♪ If I told you I was ♪

♪ If I told you I was ♪

♪ If I told you I was ♪

♪ If I told you I was ♪

♪ If I told you ♪

♪ If I told you I was ♪

♪ If I told you I was fine ♪

♪ If I told you I was fine ♪

♪ If I told you I was fine ♪

♪ Fine ♪

♪ Still watching the laundry
spin around ♪

♪ Still watching
the daylight spiral out ♪

♪ Still leaving the door
wide open, Hannah ♪

♪ Leaving the door wide open ♪

♪ Still locked in the static ♪

♪ Still can't imagine
a life past 17 ♪

♪ When seven's a number
that I'll never see ♪

♪ 'Cause Hannah's still knocking
on the door next to me ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(BRITTANY SOBS)

BRITTANY:
And I didn't even get
my fucking Erewhon box?

This is so not slay.