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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,923 --> 00:00:21,053 MADDALENA, ZERO FOR CONDUCT 2 00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:27,071 After which, if we dip some litmus paper into this solution... 3 00:01:28,099 --> 00:01:30,557 AUDAX PRIVATE SCHOOL FOR GIRLS 4 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:34,791 We will see that it turns red... No, I mean, it turns blue! 5 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:45,751 No, it's red! 6 00:01:47,799 --> 00:01:50,871 - Yellow! - - Time's up, back to your seat. 7 00:01:51,639 --> 00:01:54,239 In this solution the paper gets soggy and... 8 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,312 - That's insufficient, return to your seat. - It doesn't get soggy? 9 00:01:58,039 --> 00:02:01,111 Now, let's see... Come up to the front... 10 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,632 - Here's the powder and lipstick. Am I late? - Yes, it's 45 minutes past 8! 11 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,399 - Damn! It had to be today, with Lumacone! - Lumacone? 12 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,879 Yes, the professor of chemistry. Please, help me come up with an excuse! 13 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,952 - You missed the bus. - I've already used that... anything else? 14 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,072 - Then tell him that the traffic lights were bewitched. - I've used that one as well! 15 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,592 Family problems, the death of a relative! 16 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,552 Nonsense! I can't go and kill someone just for the chemistry professor! 17 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,719 Tell him that someone's had a baby! 18 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,792 - A baby? Who's had a baby? - It's for the chemistry professor. 19 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,592 - The professor has had a baby? - No, it was an excuse for a student! 20 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,032 That's it, keep helping the students! Do you want to see the headmistress? 21 00:02:56,999 --> 00:03:00,071 Powder, lipstick, babies... - After all, what's wrong with that? 22 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,432 I understand the poor darlings, they're women! 23 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,792 Women can do without history, mathematics... 24 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,999 But they can't do without powder, without lipstick... ... 25 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,959 Have you ever seen me with lipstick? 26 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,032 What does that have to do with it...? And you're a woman, I suppose? 27 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,871 - And this is the correct solution. - Excellent, my dear girl. 28 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,272 Would you be able to tell me what the formula is for the resulting compound? 29 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,759 - C2 H3 N H2. - Perfect, well done. 30 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,832 And now, one last question: please respond as precisely as you can. 31 00:03:35,639 --> 00:03:38,599 - What is the name of this compound? - Bicarbonate of Mecalamine. 32 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,672 Very well done. You may return to your seat, my dear girl. 33 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,352 Young ladies, I feel that I must point out Miss Varghetti as an excellent example. 34 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,192 It fills me with great satisfaction to hear my questions answered... 35 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,352 ... in such a clear, clean and precise manner. 36 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,712 And now, after this satisfaction, I shall look forward to some bitterness... 37 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,592 Come up to the front... 38 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,992 Perhaps that will do for today, the class seems agitated... 39 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,112 Instead we will go through the lesson that we should have tackled on Wednesday! 40 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:20,478 - Lenci! - Present! 41 00:04:20,479 --> 00:04:23,551 At what time are you presenting yourself? It's exactly 57 minutes past 8! 42 00:04:26,519 --> 00:04:29,398 - 57 minutes late! - I'm sorry, Professor... 43 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:32,471 Silence! Nothing can justify such a gross disregard for the rules. 44 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:35,678 Against the school and against me! 45 00:04:35,679 --> 00:04:38,751 - She was late yesterday as well! - Yesterday as well? 46 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:43,031 Yesterday her lateness was not recorded! 47 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,112 I see... Yesterday Miss Malgari was here. 48 00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:49,551 Miss Malgari is too lenient, she falls for all of your excuses... 49 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:53,278 ... but I will not! I am not Miss Malgari! 50 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:55,118 Do you understand, Lenci? 51 00:04:55,119 --> 00:04:58,191 This is not some business lesson to which you can turn up whenever you want! 52 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,911 This is a chemistry lesson, and lateness will not be tolerated! Back to your seat! 53 00:05:03,399 --> 00:05:06,471 After the lesson, you'll see... 54 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:10,558 Lenci, stand up! 55 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:13,631 Can you tell me what organic materials are? 56 00:05:14,159 --> 00:05:17,231 Organic materials is the name given to all the materials that... that... 57 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,152 There are two types: organic and inorganic. The organic ones... 58 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:31,751 Lenci, this time you've been saved by the bell! 59 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:34,598 I will see you on Wednesday! 60 00:05:34,599 --> 00:05:37,671 Silence! While I'm still here, the lesson isn't over! 61 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:53,791 - What happened? - She slapped me! 62 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:57,511 - Who?! - I don't know! 63 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:06,831 Excuse me, Professor, my parents found out that I'm going to fail chemistry. 64 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,518 Professor, I promise you, I'll study non-stop... 65 00:06:10,519 --> 00:06:13,591 Promises aren't enough, you must demonstrate it! 66 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:20,180 - Good morning, Varzi. - Good morning, Malesci. 67 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,711 - Hello, Malesci. - Good morning, good morning. 68 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,070 - Hello, Varzi. - Hello, my dear. 69 00:06:44,999 --> 00:06:46,678 - How are you? Bad. - 70 00:06:46,679 --> 00:06:47,703 Good. 71 00:06:51,559 --> 00:06:53,998 - May I please close the window. - Why?! 72 00:06:53,999 --> 00:06:57,071 It's for Professor Sila, he's quite ill... 73 00:06:57,199 --> 00:07:00,271 He's a professor of gymnastics at that age, he may as well retire! 74 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:03,991 He only has 3 months left until he gets his pension, you can close it. 75 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,112 Professor Sila, you can come in! 76 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,232 - Good morning everyone. - Good morning. 77 00:07:17,279 --> 00:07:20,351 - How are you feeling? - Terrible, the gymnasium is full of drafts! 78 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:24,271 - Could you please bring me a bicarbonate? - Bicarbonate won't fix that kind of cold! 79 00:07:24,839 --> 00:07:27,798 I know, but I also have a heavy stomach! 80 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:30,871 Also buy some salicylate paper and a plaster 81 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,472 - Professor, all those at once can't be good. - I need to cure myself! 82 00:07:36,399 --> 00:07:39,471 - I have a method to cure such illness. - What's that? 83 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,838 A nice glass of wine before dinner and then three after you've eaten. 84 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:45,911 - But that's enough to poison me! - Yes, but it will put you out of your misery! 85 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,592 Sila, seeing as you're knowledgeable about all sports, is it difficult to learn how to ski? 86 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,519 I don't know, I've never tried. 87 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,592 I wanted to visit the mountains for the Christmas holidays. 88 00:08:12,719 --> 00:08:15,791 I would love to join you, but, you know, with my terrible sciatica... 89 00:08:16,719 --> 00:08:19,791 Poor man, my husband can't come either. He's suffering from the gout... 90 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,558 - Headmistress... - Excuse me, Headmistress.. 91 00:08:25,559 --> 00:08:28,631 I must inform you of the excessive leniency of Miss Malgari. 92 00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:32,911 It turns out that she's not even making a record of those who are absent... 93 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,152 ... the pupils are taking advantage of this, and their grades are suffering as a result. 94 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,832 I understand, but consider that Miss Malgari is still very young. 95 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:44,111 I was young one day, but I've always been rightly strict. 96 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,919 I believe that Miss Malgari has many more pupils than Profess... 97 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,992 Exactly, that's the problem! If she isn't mature enough to be a teacher... 98 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,152 ... then what do you expect her to achieve? The class lacks discipline. 99 00:08:57,719 --> 00:09:00,791 Just the other day I asked Miss Lenci what was clearly an elementary question. 100 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,352 I asked her what you would get if you mixed chlorine and ammonia. 101 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,352 See, it's a very simple question! 102 00:09:09,479 --> 00:09:12,551 Do you know what she answered me? She said that you get something smelly! 103 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,192 It's always like that! The only subject in which they get decent grades... 104 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,792 ... is in the business correspondence course taught, as you know, by Miss Malgari! 105 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,272 Good morning everyone. 106 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,152 - The homework to be corrected. - Thank you, Bondani. 107 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,472 - That was last week! - No, darling. - Wasn't it last week, Caricati? 108 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,032 Have you studied correspondence? - I haven't opened the book! 109 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,632 "Oh, if you only know how much you annoy me with these business letters!" 110 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,752 Quiet! There are other people here who are trying to study! 111 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,712 I will have written 500 letters to this damn Mr. Hartmann! 112 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,752 500 letters and they still don't know that you spell Hartmann with two Ns! 113 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,392 What does it matter? Anyway, this Mr. Hartmann will never receive these letters! 114 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,992 Tell me, why do you always make them write to this same name? 115 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,232 It's in the textbook. People have been writing to this Alfredo Hartmann for 10 years! 116 00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:09,791 - It's dreary... - Why? Well, we're used to it by now. 117 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,432 It's like he's an old friend you once knew: A nice friend who's far away, patient... 118 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,278 ... someone to whom you can write whatever you want. 119 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:19,679 Yes, and with the small advantage that he doesn't even exist! 120 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,752 For 10 years schoolgirls have been ordering goods that he'll never send... 121 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,679 ... for 10 years he's been receiving complaints to which he'll never respond. 122 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,919 He doesn't lament, he doesn't protest, he doesn't ever get annoyed... 123 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,478 - An enviable character! That's right. 124 00:11:30,479 --> 00:11:33,551 Sometimes I imagine that he's here in front of me... 125 00:11:34,079 --> 00:11:37,151 Then he must be tall, dark, slender... A handsome young man, I'm sure! 126 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:42,631 - Why do you imagine him like that? - If I'm to imagine him, he might as well be handsome! 127 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,512 Business letters are composed of four parts... 128 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,112 Address, date, text, and close. 129 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,992 - For me, boxers are perfect! - Boxers?! 130 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,312 Come in, ladies! Quickly! The lesson is starting! 131 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,359 Come on, to your seats! 132 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,432 Why is it that I always end up having to wait for you? 133 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,471 Are we missing anyone? 134 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,239 We're missing Caricati, Silvestri and Lenci. 135 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,312 They're always trying to get me in trouble! I've been here for half an hour! 136 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,759 - Quiet down, please! - I have the right to protest. 137 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,832 Quiet down, I say! 138 00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:06,591 - And who are you? - Eva Barta, I'm home-schooled. 139 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,512 What does that matter? To your seat, like the others. 140 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,192 But I don't have a seat, I'm home-schooled. 141 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,832 - Quiet down, you! - Sit yourself next to Lenci, the second row. 142 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,232 - From now on that will be your seat. - But I don't come to school very often. 143 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,839 What? 144 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,912 Mother says that before I can take my exams I have to attend lessons at home. 145 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,592 So the professors usually come to my house, I'm home-schooled, you see! 146 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,279 Silence! 147 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,352 I'm astonished to see that you, who are intelligent women... 148 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,272 ... are behaving in this manner, and taking advantage of me because I'm young! 149 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,279 Lenci! 150 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,352 - Lenci, have you quite finished bothering me? - I didn't say a word! 151 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,832 - Are you trying to annoy me? - No, Miss, I'm not. 152 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,712 - Then behave as you should do and sit down. - Yes, Miss. 153 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,199 Actually, come here. I want to ask you some questions. 154 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,272 Looks like it's her who wants to annoy me! 155 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,032 Come on girls! Lightness, agility... Don't be afraid to strain a little! 156 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,232 Even if it starts to hurt, don't worry... it's healthy! Healthy! 157 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,832 Come on, let's start again. Squat down and push your chest out. 158 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,672 Follow me: one, two! 159 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,952 Actually, no. You do it, I'll watch. 160 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,672 Excuse me, excuse me... 161 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,112 Here's your bicarbonate. 162 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,112 ... yesterday 10 minutes late... that is what it's doing to the school. 163 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,232 - What is that noise? - It's normal, this is Malgari's class. 164 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:30,591 Now I will speak to her, enough of this trouble! 165 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,672 Girls, silence! 166 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,359 Do you think this is really the correct way to compile a letter placing an order? 167 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,432 "Send me a bale, right away". What will Mr. Hartman think of his client? 168 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:46,918 He'll think that his client needs a bale. 169 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:49,991 Silence! Business letters also require some form, some courtesy... 170 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,399 Come on now, start over! 171 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,472 Can I write: "I will be eternally grateful... " 172 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,712 - No need to exaggerate, now! - The headmistress would like a word with you. 173 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,832 - Do you know why? - She wouldn't tell me. 174 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,792 Ladies, I have to step outside for a moment. Talk among yourselves. 175 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,919 Ladies, no noise! I'm here! 176 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,992 - Who are you? - Please, don't make a lot of noise! 177 00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:28,151 We'll give you 30 seconds to escape... 178 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,872 I'll let you get away with this because you're ladies, otherwise... 179 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,072 - I want to see if he has the courage to come back! - Because if you... 180 00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:42,031 No! Quick, let's get some paper to throw at him when he comes back! 181 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,712 Ready... 182 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,639 Fire! 183 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,712 What?! What's going on?! 184 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,432 Which rude person came up with such a low and vulgar plan?! 185 00:17:07,639 --> 00:17:10,711 Me! 186 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:14,111 Oh, really? Good. This is beyond the pale, there's also some kind of criminal solidarity! 187 00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:20,031 I'll take care of this, you'll see! 188 00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:30,791 If nothing else we showed that old bully! 189 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,078 Look, this is the register with our grades! 190 00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:37,638 No mischief, now. Let's just look at it. 191 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,598 Home-school, this doesn't interest you. Go and keep a lookout! 192 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:43,671 - What do you want me to say? - Tell us if someone comes! 193 00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:53,071 - Galli, 5-4-6. - I thought I got zero for everything! 194 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:56,351 Let me see mine... 3-3-4-2! 195 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,472 What's this, homework? 196 00:18:01,439 --> 00:18:04,511 - A letter... what is this? - Here she comes. 197 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,591 Come here, idiot! 198 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,591 Let's carry on. 199 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,678 "The esteemed Mr. Alfredo Hartmann... 200 00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:49,518 "Dear Mr. Alfredo Hartmann, if you only knew how many times... " 201 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,591 "... I had written and spoke your name! Excuse me if this is somewhat forward... " 202 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,871 "... but I feel so very alone... " 203 00:18:57,079 --> 00:18:59,358 - What is it? - Nothing, don't look at it. 204 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:02,431 "I know that this letter won't reach you... 11 205 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,631 "... and yet only when I write to you do I feel that I have a friend who understands me. 11 206 00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:09,911 Girls, pay attention. Now, write. 207 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,471 - Could you lend me a sheet of paper? - No! 208 00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:18,071 "You've no idea how terrible it is for me to be trapped in this school... " 209 00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:20,958 "... where I'll probably end up spending my entire life. I would love it if... " 210 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,031 ... you left your office and came here to take me away from this place. " 211 00:19:25,879 --> 00:19:28,951 "Alfredo Hartmann, you're the perfect man. " 212 00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:32,671 "It's a shame that you'll never receive this letter... " 213 00:19:33,999 --> 00:19:37,071 "Goodbye, dear friend... my only friend. " 214 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,711 If you would please examine the attached bill... 215 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:50,471 Lenci, why are you not writing like everyone else? 216 00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:53,631 - And what have you got under there? - Hide it! 217 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:57,399 - Miss... - What's wrong, Maddalena? 218 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,472 Nothing, nothing. A bit of a headache. 219 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,918 If you don't feel well you may go home. 220 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:07,718 No, thank you. It'll pass, I'm sure. 221 00:20:07,719 --> 00:20:10,791 Then let's carry on... 222 00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:14,558 The Countess is outside with the car. 223 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,358 - What Countess? - What do I know? 224 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,431 She told me to go to class 4B and inform the little countess that the big countess is waiting... 225 00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:24,231 Damn, this school isn't the same as it used to be! 226 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:26,918 Oh, it's mummy! 227 00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:28,998 Okay, I'm going. 228 00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:32,071 What kind of manners are these? The lesson isn't finished yet. 229 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,952 It doesn't matter, anyway I'm home-schooled! 230 00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:38,838 Idiots. 231 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:41,911 Okay, you may leave... But never come back to this class again! 232 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:45,911 How is it my fault if mummy is waiting? She gets angry if she's made to wait too long! 233 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,751 Okay! Go, go, go! 234 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,278 - Say "hello" to mummy for me! - Silence! 235 00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:57,351 Ladies, you should be ashamed of yourselves. 236 00:20:57,679 --> 00:21:00,751 Within a few months you will have graduated and will enter the world out there. 237 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,472 Therefore you must learn to understand what it's like to lose a job, to lose bread. 238 00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:12,391 You don't know, you couldn't even imagine. 239 00:21:13,159 --> 00:21:16,231 But if I am to lose my job, it will be all your fault! 240 00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:23,111 You should be ashamed of yourselves! 241 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:38,591 One moment, listen to me. 242 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:42,271 If any of you even think of making mischief in Miss Malgari's lesson again... 243 00:21:43,439 --> 00:21:46,511 ... you'll have me to deal with! I'll tear out all your hair, is that clear? 244 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,078 - Is Dad here? - Yes, Miss, he's home. 245 00:21:56,079 --> 00:21:59,151 - I could eat a horse! Here, take this. - Thank you. 246 00:22:04,479 --> 00:22:07,551 Ba... Ba... Baritti, Barini, Baroni... Countess Angeli, it must be her! 247 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,472 Hello? May I speak to the little Countess? 248 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:22,111 Sorry? Oh, it's you! I'm Maddalena Lenci. 249 00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:25,311 Yes, the one sitting next to you on the second row. 250 00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:28,551 I need that letter, right away! What?! 251 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:33,158 - You sent it? - Yes, I thought that it was to be mailed. 252 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:36,231 There was an address, I copied it onto a bag and then put a stamp on it... 253 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,952 - ... then I sent it! - Could you be any more stupid? 254 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,432 It wasn't a letter! Well, yes, it was a letter... but... oh, it's useless explaining it to you. 255 00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:48,471 Only someone who's been home-schooled could be capable of something so stupid! 256 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,759 - Good day, Miss. - Bondani, what happened? 257 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,832 - Why, are you expecting bad news? - I thought that maybe there was an accident... 258 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:03,231 - No, an accident is falling down the stairs... - So tell me, what's going on? 259 00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:07,351 Things are going badly, very badly: 3 in Chemistry, 2 in German, 4 in History... 260 00:23:09,399 --> 00:23:12,399 - Oh, it's just this! - And you aren't bothered about it? 261 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,472 The problem is that the headmistress has told me to deliver all the report cards... 262 00:23:16,199 --> 00:23:19,271 ... personally because she's convinced that they're not showing their parents. 263 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,191 An important job! Personal delivery... 264 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,351 There you go, it's been delivered. Thank you, you're very kind. 265 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,232 No need to thank me, it's my job! 266 00:23:35,199 --> 00:23:38,271 - Oh yes, you'll need your parents' signature. - I'll take care of it. 267 00:23:38,719 --> 00:23:41,791 I don't know a thing... 268 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,878 Good day Mother, good day Father! - Good day, honey. 269 00:23:52,879 --> 00:23:55,758 - Darling, how are you? - Very tired. 270 00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:58,558 Poor little thing, don't tire yourself out too much with all that studying. 271 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:00,918 How can she tire herself out? All girls study at her age. 272 00:24:00,919 --> 00:24:03,991 That's easy for you to say... If only you know how many subjects... 273 00:24:05,559 --> 00:24:08,358 Do you think that perhaps we should go and speak to her teachers? 274 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,431 - No... that's not possible. - Why? 275 00:24:11,639 --> 00:24:14,711 Because the teachers are all so busy, they don't have time to see anyone. 276 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:18,831 In fact, they've told us to inform parents not to bother them with visits. 277 00:24:19,199 --> 00:24:21,078 - Not to bother them? - Yes, exactly. 278 00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:24,151 Actually, for this term they... cucumber... they've decided not to give out report cards. 279 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,952 - Why don't they want to give out report cards? - Because they see it as a waste of time. 280 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,112 Ham... that way the parents don't have to worry about anything. 281 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:36,151 The students all have good grades anyway. ... half an egg. 282 00:24:36,199 --> 00:24:39,271 - Even you? - Me? Mine are the best in the class. 283 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,592 - I get it, show me the report card. - I promise, they didn't give us one! 284 00:24:45,159 --> 00:24:48,231 Show me the report card I say! 285 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:32,671 Ladies... write: 286 00:25:34,479 --> 00:25:37,551 "Mr. Alfredo Hartmann, Kohlstrasse, Vienna. " 287 00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:13,311 Here's the post, Mr. Hartman. 288 00:26:20,199 --> 00:26:23,271 "Dear Mr. Alfredo Hartmann, if you only knew how many times I've written..." 289 00:26:24,319 --> 00:26:27,391 This letter isn't for me, give it to that cretin son of mine! 290 00:26:27,439 --> 00:26:30,511 Yes Sir, Managing Director! 291 00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:35,391 Mr Hartman, the post. 292 00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:41,871 "Dear Mr. Alfredo Hartmann, if you only knew how many times I've written..." 293 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:46,391 - It's not for me, give it to my son. - Yes, Director. 294 00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:54,871 - The post, Sir. - Yes? 295 00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:00,271 Thank you. 296 00:27:04,879 --> 00:27:07,951 What kind of nonsense is this? 297 00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:35,871 How silly... 298 00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:05,031 - You came here because of this? - No, I wanted to see you, my uncles... 299 00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:09,551 Alfredo, don't lie. You came because of this. 300 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,238 Yes... 301 00:28:12,239 --> 00:28:15,311 Nice! A serious man, a business man, like you, travelling 2,000 KM because of a letter! 302 00:28:16,839 --> 00:28:19,911 - And what's more from a complete stranger! - It's a surprise for me, too. 303 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:23,231 This letter has some kind of... I don't know. I don't know how to explain it to you. 304 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,472 It's a pleasing letter, there, that's the perfect definition. 305 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,992 It pleased me and now I want to find out who wrote it. 306 00:28:32,159 --> 00:28:35,231 Perhaps I should point out that Rome is a city of one and a half million people. 307 00:28:35,239 --> 00:28:38,311 I won't need to search, look: "Audax Private Technical School" 308 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:57,271 - May I help you? - Morning, Bondani! 309 00:28:57,999 --> 00:29:01,071 - May I help you? - Hello, yes, we're looking for a girl. 310 00:29:02,879 --> 00:29:05,951 What? What do you think this is, an exhibition? 311 00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,191 This is a serious school. Nothing doing, I'm sorry. 312 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:14,591 For you. 313 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:18,391 - If you were relatives... Exactly, we're relatives. 314 00:29:19,239 --> 00:29:22,311 - Which of the girls did you want to see? - All of them. 315 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,872 - All of them? - Yes, we're looking for one, but we don't know who she is. 316 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,952 Do you at least know what she looks like? Blonde, brunette, fat, thin... 317 00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:33,711 - No, we don't know anything. - Okay, stand here and take a look... 318 00:29:38,719 --> 00:29:41,791 Good morning... morning... 319 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:57,231 Listen... tell your friend to stop that. Otherwise, what will they think of me? 320 00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:17,431 - Have you written that, girls? - Yes, Miss! 321 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,952 "Considering exhaustive records concerning the area, we cannot ignore..." 322 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,712 "... the anthropological characteristics of the inhabitants of this region... " 323 00:30:29,679 --> 00:30:31,118 Hand me the coat hangers! 324 00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:34,191 "We can however, certainly confirm, my dear girls... " 325 00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:40,631 "... that the Georgians have, for a long time been considered... " 326 00:30:44,199 --> 00:30:47,271 "... as the ideal prototype... 327 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:51,151 "... of the white race. " 328 00:30:54,239 --> 00:30:56,358 - Have you written that? - Yes, Miss. 329 00:30:56,359 --> 00:30:59,431 Hand me the string! 330 00:31:03,879 --> 00:31:06,951 Don't laugh, pretend you don't see anything! 331 00:31:07,359 --> 00:31:10,198 - But I didn't laugh! - Quiet! 332 00:31:10,199 --> 00:31:13,271 "... above all men of a quite majestic build, yet at the same time slender... " 333 00:31:15,719 --> 00:31:18,791 11 ... dark, handsome, endowed with a certain and uncommon physical force... " 334 00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:24,111 "... that remind one more of mythical heroes rather than the people of our time. " 335 00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:30,351 Bye, darlings! Goodbye! 336 00:31:34,999 --> 00:31:37,478 Who are they? Who are those two? 337 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:40,358 They're relatives of students, they want to speak with you. 338 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:43,431 - Here's their visitor's ticket. - What kind of relatives? Brothers, cousins, parents... 339 00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:47,238 I wouldn't know. 340 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,311 Show them in. 341 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:54,031 Anyway, you, Caricati, for your report card you can... 342 00:31:55,359 --> 00:31:57,479 This way, please. 343 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,552 Excuse me... Brothers, cousins, parents...? 344 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:02,638 - What are you saying? - Do you have any children? 345 00:32:02,639 --> 00:32:05,711 - No, why? - No, they're not parents. 346 00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:09,479 Can I help you? - Ah, yes. 347 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,552 - I am Mr. Stefano Armani. - How can I help you. What's your business? 348 00:32:14,479 --> 00:32:17,551 - This is my cousin, and he wanted to know... - May I? It's better if I explain. 349 00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:22,151 Ma'am, could you please take a look at this envelope? 350 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:32,191 The usual mistake: "Hartman" written with one 'N', when it should be written with two. 351 00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:38,351 No, Ma'am, there's no mistake. "Hartman" is written with just one 'N'. 352 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,072 - No, you write it with two 'N's. - No, Ma'am, I'm sure. You know better than me? 353 00:32:44,719 --> 00:32:47,038 Your insistence amazes me. 354 00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:48,758 Before becoming headmistress of the school... 355 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:51,831 ... I taught business correspondence for 5 years. 356 00:32:52,199 --> 00:32:54,158 Therefore, know this name! 357 00:32:54,159 --> 00:32:57,231 Perhaps, but I assure you that I know it better, I've had it for 30 years! 358 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,718 You've had it? I'm sorry, but who are you? 359 00:33:00,719 --> 00:33:02,958 I'm Alfredo Hartman, with just the one 'N'. 360 00:33:02,959 --> 00:33:06,031 - How dare you joke about such a thing? - I'm not joking, Ma'am. 361 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,872 I live in Vienna, Kohlstrasse 122. Here's my passport. 362 00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:17,911 Alfredo Hartman, Kohlstrasse, Vienna! 363 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:23,271 - So... so you exist! - Of course I exist! 364 00:33:24,239 --> 00:33:25,919 I don't quite understand your surprise, Ma'am. 365 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,918 It's incredible, extraordinary! You're in our textbooks! 366 00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:31,118 - Where? - In the school textbooks! 367 00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:33,758 - In a school textbook. - The author mustn't have known that you exist. 368 00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:36,831 Of course I exist, so do my family, We've been living in Vienna for 100 years! 369 00:33:38,719 --> 00:33:41,791 Ma'am, in 1812 the Armani family was divided into two separate branches: 370 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:46,671 The first-born, Mattia Armani, married an Austrian lady... 371 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,398 ... and changed his name to Hartman. - With one 'N'! 372 00:33:49,399 --> 00:33:51,518 My cousin descends from this branch. 373 00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:54,591 The brother, Zeffirino Armani, stayed in Italy. 374 00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:59,631 - And I'm descended from Zeffirino. - There are more important matters at hand. 375 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:04,511 Textbook or no, I want to know who wrote this letter. 376 00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:07,751 Formaldehyde and ammonia. 377 00:34:08,999 --> 00:34:12,071 The compound salt is called... and please remember this name. 378 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,478 - I'll write it on my heart. - Quiet. 379 00:34:16,479 --> 00:34:19,551 Anyway, listen to me well. 380 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,392 This salt goes by the name of... Es... am... eti... len... 381 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,352 If you give me the letter, I will be able to tell from the handwriting exactly who wrote it. 382 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,832 I would love to, but unfortunately I've left it at home. 383 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,039 I'm sorry, but why does it interest you so much to know who wrote it? 384 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,112 It interest me because... in that letter they insulted me. 385 00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:03,751 In 100 years, it's the first time that someone has insulted our firm. 386 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:10,111 And I want satisfaction. We are asking for satisfaction. 387 00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:14,591 We will do whatever we can, if it's necessary to expel the author of this letter... 388 00:35:15,999 --> 00:35:18,198 Expel them... from where? 389 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,198 - From the school. - And then? 390 00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:24,271 Nothing, we can do no more. It's a serious punishment, I'm sure you will be satisfied. 391 00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:31,158 Yes... very satisfied. 392 00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:34,038 It's just that first I really wanted to speak with this person. 393 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:35,478 Speak? 394 00:35:35,479 --> 00:35:38,551 I have the right to know who has insulted our glorious firm! 395 00:35:40,119 --> 00:35:42,078 You're right, I'll begin looking. 396 00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:45,151 The envelope is an important item. We may be able to... 397 00:35:46,999 --> 00:35:49,718 - The envelope, no, the letter would be better. - So not to waste any time. 398 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,791 I will bring you the letter as soon as I can. Please, give me the envelope back. 399 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,311 As you wish, anyway I'll question the students. In that case, where can I contact you? 400 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,592 Alfredo Hartman Steelworks, represented by Stefano Armani. 401 00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:05,711 Please, gentlemen. 402 00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:17,519 I don't understand why you didn't give her the letter. 403 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,159 - She would have discovered who wrote it. - Well, isn't that what we came for? 404 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,232 Yes, but think about it, poor thing. Why would I want to give that monster... 405 00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:26,158 ... reason to bother the angel who wrote me such a nice letter? 406 00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:28,799 Then why did you tell her that it was an insulting letter? 407 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,638 Because a school headmistress might forgive an insulting letter... 408 00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:34,711 ... but she would never forgive a love letter. 409 00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:45,631 Girls, watch! 410 00:36:51,399 --> 00:36:54,471 This exercise is only to be done in moderation, because in certain cases... 411 00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:57,591 ... it can be bad for your health. 10 minutes break. 412 00:37:02,879 --> 00:37:05,951 You are to write a letter in which you ask for damages to be paid due to late goods. 413 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,112 Miss, something terrible has happened. 414 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,478 All of you listen to me! 415 00:37:19,479 --> 00:37:22,551 Today a gentleman came to see me who we have always believed did not exist: 416 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,751 Mr. Alfredo Hartman of Vienna! 417 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,072 There's a student here who had the nerve to send a letter to Mr. Hartman. 418 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,832 I urge this offender to come forward immediately. 419 00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:46,751 - And... what was written in the letter? - We're dealing with an insulting letter. 420 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,671 None of you will reveal yourselves? Tomorrow Mr. Hartman will bring the letter... 421 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:55,951 ... and from the handwriting it will be easy to find out who the author is. 422 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,432 Then, the offender will not remain as part of this institute for one more second! 423 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,039 Therefore it's quite pointless to keep quiet. 424 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,799 - Headmistress. What is it? 425 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,278 Let it go! 426 00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:12,079 I appeal once again for the guilty party to have the good sense... 427 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,478 ... to spare me the needless and upsetting business of interrogating their friends! 428 00:38:14,479 --> 00:38:17,551 - Who wrote this letter? - Me. 429 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,359 - You? - Yes, me. 430 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,432 I should have known right away! And what did you write in this letter? 431 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,599 I can't say. 432 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,672 Anyway, when Mr. Hartman shows us the letter tomorrow we will all know. 433 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,758 Mr. Hartman won't show you anything. 434 00:38:35,759 --> 00:38:36,799 How do you know that? 435 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,872 I know, because a gentleman never reveals the letters that he receives from a lady. 436 00:38:40,759 --> 00:38:43,799 Us ladies are not to write vulgarities! 437 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,872 - But I didn't write vulgarities. - Lenci! 438 00:38:46,919 --> 00:38:49,991 The professor will deal with your case, for now you must leave the classroom. 439 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,632 Yes, Ma'am. 440 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,711 - What... what's going on?! - Nothing, they're waving goodbye to me. 441 00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:41,711 Miss Maddalena. Wake up, it's late! 442 00:39:42,159 --> 00:39:43,919 - What time is it? - 7 O'clock. 443 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,992 - Then let me sleep. - Maddalena, what are you doing? 444 00:39:47,399 --> 00:39:50,471 - Quickly, get up! - Okay, now I'm up. 445 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,751 Do you want them to note you down as being late again? 446 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:58,231 Don't worry. This time they won't note me down, trust me. 447 00:40:03,159 --> 00:40:06,231 - Me? - Yes, you! 448 00:40:09,959 --> 00:40:13,031 Why are you up so early if you don't have to come to school? 449 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:16,551 I haven't told my parents yet. After the lesson let's meet at the Isperia Patisserie. 450 00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:19,678 Okay, but what will you do until midday? 451 00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:22,751 Who knows... I'll wander around! - Bye! - Bye! 452 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,752 Come in! 453 00:40:35,439 --> 00:40:38,078 Come in! 454 00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:41,151 Good morning. 455 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:45,998 - Good morning! - I'm Maddalena Lenci... 456 00:40:45,999 --> 00:40:48,558 ... I got your address from a friend. - Please, sit down. 457 00:40:48,559 --> 00:40:51,631 - No, thank you. Please. 458 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:56,839 - How can I help you? - Oh, you speak Italian, too? 459 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,079 Of course we speak Italian, why? 460 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,918 Anyway, it's better this way. I can tell you exactly what I think of you. 461 00:41:01,919 --> 00:41:04,878 - Of me? Go ahead. - You're a vulgar scoundrel. 462 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,951 - Why? - You came to our school yesterday, yes? 463 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:11,471 - Yes, in fact. - You've ruined me. 464 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,478 Me? I'm sorry, Miss, I don't understand. 465 00:41:14,479 --> 00:41:17,438 Yesterday I visited a school for girls to find out who had written a certain letter. 466 00:41:17,439 --> 00:41:20,511 - I wrote it. - You? 467 00:41:20,919 --> 00:41:23,991 Yes, me. And you will be happy to know that I've been expelled from the school! 468 00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:27,511 - No, Miss, I never even thought of it. - Whether you did or not, it doesn't matter. 469 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,359 - All I ask is that you give me back my letter. - I don't have it. 470 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,432 - And who does? - Mr. Alfredo Hartman. 471 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,272 - So who are you? - Mr. Stefano Armani, his cousin. 472 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,678 And it will be rather difficult for Alfredo to give you the letter back. 473 00:41:42,679 --> 00:41:45,038 - Does he want revenge? - Of course not. 474 00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:48,111 He travelled 2,000 km just to meet you. 475 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,158 - To meet me? - Exactly. 476 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:53,231 Why's that? - Why? Because he's in love with you. 477 00:41:53,319 --> 00:41:55,558 With me? But he doesn't even know me! 478 00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:58,631 What do you want me to say? He's a romantic man, and us men are capable of everything. 479 00:41:59,759 --> 00:42:02,831 He's madly in love with the woman who wrote him that letter. 480 00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:06,359 Really? 481 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,432 Exactly. And you shouldn't be so surprised, because if I may be so bold as to say... 482 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,872 ... I would be in love with you as well. Nothing's stopping you! 483 00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:18,591 No, I mean... goodbye! 484 00:42:20,319 --> 00:42:23,391 Just a moment, Miss! 485 00:42:23,439 --> 00:42:26,119 At least give me your address. - Why do you want to know it? 486 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,192 It's not for me, it's to give to Alfredo when he comes back. 487 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,311 - Do you really think that he wants to see me? - Goodness, yes! He came to Rome especially. 488 00:42:32,919 --> 00:42:35,991 Okay, write: Maddalena Lenci, 3, Tomacelli Street. Goodbye! 489 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,104 Goodbye! 490 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,128 Maddalena Tomacelli, 3, Lenci Street! 491 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,152 - Finally! - Hello, darling. These cream horns look nice. Can I eat one? 492 00:43:10,399 --> 00:43:13,471 Eat, eat! I have some terrible things to tell you. Just think... 493 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,632 Just a second. Did your mummy give you lots of money to come here to the patisserie? 494 00:43:18,439 --> 00:43:21,511 - No, I sold some books. - Well done! What will you do if you've not been expelled? 495 00:43:23,519 --> 00:43:26,591 I'll be expelled, don't worry about that. 496 00:43:26,639 --> 00:43:29,711 No one will ever know that it wasn't me who wrote the letter to Alfredo Hartman. 497 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,311 - If it wasn't you, then who was it? Swear that you won't tell anyone. 498 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,278 - I swear. - What do you swear on? 499 00:43:36,279 --> 00:43:39,351 On anything you want, I never break a promise! 500 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,272 Well, it was Miss Malgari! 501 00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,711 No... that's incredible! 502 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,432 Can I eat another cream horn? - Eat, eat! So anyway... 503 00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:55,711 - Hold on, how much did they give you for the books? - 1250! 504 00:43:56,439 --> 00:43:58,079 - What a load of rubbish. - Forget about that. 505 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,152 Do you know why Mr. Hartman wants to meet whoever wrote him the letter? 506 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,158 Because he's in love with her and wants to marry her. 507 00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:06,231 Oh! So will you say "yes"? - It's not like I wrote the letter! 508 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,432 He must marry Miss Malgari, it's a matter of conscience. 509 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,872 - Excuse me for asking, but where did you sell the books? - In the shop next to the school. 510 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,998 What do you think I should do? 511 00:44:17,999 --> 00:44:21,071 Nothing, you've been swindled. 1250! 512 00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:24,271 No! I'm not talking about the books... I want to find a way to get Hartman and Malgari to meet. 513 00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:29,151 Ah, I see... But why do you want them to meet? 514 00:44:30,279 --> 00:44:33,351 I see that you don't understand anything! Waiter! The bill, please. 515 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,079 - Go ahead. - I've had two cream horns. 516 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,152 - So that's 9 cream horns and 4 vanilla slices. - 9 cream horns and 4 vanilla slices?! 517 00:44:40,399 --> 00:44:43,471 - What? I was worried! 1250, Miss. 518 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,792 Just think, in such a short time we've managed to eat all the subjects of class 4B! 519 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,552 If you manage to discover who wrote this letter, there's another 200 lire in it for you. 520 00:44:59,399 --> 00:45:01,438 Leave it to me, I'll take care of it. 521 00:45:01,439 --> 00:45:04,238 However, would you be able to tell me the name of the person who wrote it? 522 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,398 Well no, otherwise I wouldn't have come to you! 523 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:09,471 That's right... And you don't have an address either? 524 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,118 No... how would I know that? 525 00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:14,191 Because if you knew the name and address, I would be able to find out right away! 526 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,198 Wow, excellent. My congratulations... 527 00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:21,271 One last question: who wrote the letter, a man or a woman? 528 00:45:22,399 --> 00:45:24,758 Don't you see that we're dealing with a love letter? 529 00:45:24,759 --> 00:45:27,831 That doesn't mean anything, I've written love letters too and I'm a man! 530 00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:32,279 But this letter was written to me! 531 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,198 Well, then we can suppose that it's a woman. 532 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:38,271 - It was probably a student from the school. - Probably? Of course it was! 533 00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:42,638 - Well then it's going to be easy! - Amilcare! 534 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:45,711 Leave it to me. 535 00:45:46,159 --> 00:45:49,231 - Good day. - Good day. - Excuse me, does Miss Elisa Malgari live here? 536 00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:54,031 - My daughter, yes, please come in. - Thank you. 537 00:45:55,399 --> 00:45:57,119 Please. 538 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,192 Elisa! There's a young lady here for you. 539 00:46:02,439 --> 00:46:05,511 - Who is it? - It's me, Lenci! 540 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,552 - Hello, Miss! - Lenci! What do you want? 541 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,632 - Can I help you, Miss? - No, leave it... - I'm good at drying plates... 542 00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:23,119 Oh, how stupid of me! I'm so sorry! 543 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,192 Oh, Maddalena, there's no need to fret over something so silly. 544 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,918 So you're not angry with me? 545 00:46:29,919 --> 00:46:32,991 Angry? What are you saying? Come and sit down. 546 00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:39,111 Come on. 547 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,878 - Please. - No, no, thank you. 548 00:46:41,879 --> 00:46:44,951 Tell me Maddalena, what did Mr. Alfredo Hartman do to you? 549 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,311 - To me, nothing. - Then why did you write him such a rude letter? 550 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,958 Ah! Well, it was a joke. 551 00:46:52,959 --> 00:46:56,031 Well, a joke like that isn't in good taste, you will need to apologise to him. 552 00:46:57,959 --> 00:47:01,031 Actually, if you don't have the courage to confront him alone... 553 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,192 ... as your teacher I would be happy, as a favour, to accompany you. 554 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:12,031 - Really? - No, now that I think about it perhaps that wouldn't be possible. 555 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,311 - Though perhaps we could talk about it. - Yes, let's talk! Come to my house today! 556 00:47:17,119 --> 00:47:19,839 To your house? What for? 557 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,912 My parents would be very happy if you could give me some private lessons. 558 00:47:23,639 --> 00:47:26,711 - With pleasure. - That way, during the lesson, we could even talk about him! 559 00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:32,151 - I'm troubled, discouraged... - Why? 560 00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:35,231 Because in Vienna I would know everything within 24 hours. Name, surname, address... 561 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,518 - Look. - What's this? 562 00:47:38,519 --> 00:47:41,359 - Name, surname, and address. - Where did you get it from? 563 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,432 - She gave it to me. - Her? You saw her? - Of course I saw her. - Where? 564 00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,158 - Here, half an hour ago. - She came here? 565 00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:50,231 - Sure, she wanted to talk to you. - Goodness! What did she want to tell me? 566 00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:53,751 - That you're a vulgar scoundrel. Scoundrel? Why? - 567 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,832 She'll tell you herself, she's waiting for you at her house. - Bye! 568 00:47:58,199 --> 00:47:59,998 - Where are you going? - To her house! 569 00:47:59,999 --> 00:48:03,071 Are you mad? Do you think this is the time of day to be paying visits? 570 00:48:03,159 --> 00:48:04,759 Tell me, what's she like? 571 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,832 That's a question of taste, for me she wasn't bad. 572 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,432 - Maddalena Tomacelli. 3, Lenci Street. - No! Maddalena Lenci. 3, Tomacelli Street. 573 00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,311 Hello? Yes, Armani's Office. 574 00:48:16,479 --> 00:48:18,599 No, it's her! 575 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,672 Listen, could you please tell Mr. Hartman to come to my house at 4 O'clock precisely. 576 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,919 Yes, okay. 577 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,992 Hello? Hello? If you like, you can come as well... 578 00:48:32,359 --> 00:48:35,431 Actually, no! Mr. Hartman can come here at 4... 579 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,672 ... and we can meet at half past 4 at the Isperia Patisserie. 580 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,912 Yes, I know it. Okay, Miss, at half past 4 on the dot! 581 00:48:44,319 --> 00:48:46,839 - So, I have to be there at half past 4? - No, at 4 O'clock. 582 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,912 - But on the telephone... - I was mistaken. At 4 O'clock on the dot. 583 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,158 Kid, I hope you're not looking to get me into trouble here! 584 00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:57,231 Me? Goodness, no! 585 00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:04,191 - Hello. - Hello, please come in. 586 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,392 - I am... - I know, Mr. Alfredo Hartman of Vienna. 587 00:49:07,479 --> 00:49:09,998 Exactly. Miss, I can't begin to express the emotion... 588 00:49:09,999 --> 00:49:13,071 No, no, it's not me. I guess you would like to speak to the lady who sent you the letter. 589 00:49:14,399 --> 00:49:15,919 - It wasn't you? - No. 590 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,438 A shame... 591 00:49:17,439 --> 00:49:20,511 It was written by a charming and kind lady... 592 00:49:21,039 --> 00:49:23,198 ... but it wasn't me. She's in the sitting room! 593 00:49:23,199 --> 00:49:26,271 Wait... she still doesn't know that it was you who received the letter! 594 00:49:26,479 --> 00:49:28,519 - I'll tell her. - No, heaven forbid! 595 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,592 I'll introduce you to her. Hold on, are you the real Mr. Alfredo Hartman? 596 00:49:32,639 --> 00:49:35,278 Of course, here's my passport. 597 00:49:35,279 --> 00:49:38,351 Thanks, but I didn't want to introduce you to her with your name. - Why not? 598 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,759 You see, for a young romantic... 599 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,832 ... it's not nice that after receiving her letter... 600 00:49:44,039 --> 00:49:47,111 ... you came running all the way from Vienna looking for her. 601 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,519 - It would be better to tell her later. - Okay. 602 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,592 - So, let's find a nice Italian name. - I don't know, Cristoforo Colombo? 603 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,912 No, stop kidding around! I'll think of one, come on. 604 00:50:03,439 --> 00:50:06,511 An acquaintance of mine, what's-his-name, Mr. Pietro Salvi. 605 00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:10,671 Please sit down. Sit down, Pietro. 606 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,272 I'll just go and prepare the tea. 607 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,799 - Are you from Rome? - Me, no... 608 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,872 - Where are you from? - The provinces... I live in the country. 609 00:50:25,799 --> 00:50:28,871 - Do you own land? - Yes. 610 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,992 - Whereabouts? - Here and there... a bit in every place. 611 00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:39,031 And what do you grow on your land? 612 00:50:40,199 --> 00:50:42,359 - Peppers. - Just peppers? 613 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,432 Yes, I really like them. It's wonderful to see fields full of peppers! 614 00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:51,631 I can imagine. 615 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,158 In the countryside life must be nice... 616 00:50:54,159 --> 00:50:56,839 Yes, that's what they say... I mean, yes, it's wonderful. 617 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,912 Besides, everything is beautiful if you look at it through serene eyes. 618 00:51:00,319 --> 00:51:03,391 - And you know how to look... - Yes. Especially when the things are beautiful... 619 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,871 ... to me they're as bright and miraculous as the sun! 620 00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,838 - I can see that you're a provincial person. - Sorry? 621 00:51:09,839 --> 00:51:12,639 Please don't take my words the wrong way, try to understand me. 622 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,712 I said that because here the men are cold, arid, positive... 623 00:51:16,439 --> 00:51:19,511 They live the real life, they don't know how to live their dreams. 624 00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:22,711 And yet for some the dream is a reality. 625 00:51:22,799 --> 00:51:25,871 You never thought that you might meet someone who... 626 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,952 ... who you've dreamed of? - No, never. 627 00:51:30,159 --> 00:51:32,678 - And if it ever happened? - I wouldn't like it. 628 00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:34,318 Why? 629 00:51:34,319 --> 00:51:36,958 Because dreams aren't made to become part of reality. 630 00:51:36,959 --> 00:51:40,031 I've always feared that reality was less beautiful. 631 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,192 No, sometimes reality is so much is more beautiful than dreams. 632 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,078 - Here you go, Miss. - And Maddalena? 633 00:51:47,079 --> 00:51:49,719 - She's gone out. - Where's she gone? 634 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,792 She didn't say. 635 00:51:52,879 --> 00:51:55,158 That's strange, I don't understand. 636 00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,231 - Perhaps she had some previous engagement. - No, she should have at least let us know... 637 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,199 - Is it so bad to be left alone with me? - Oh no, I didn't mean that... 638 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,272 - If you like I can go. - No, heaven forbid... stay here. 639 00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:13,111 You say that in such a way... yes, perhaps I should go after all. 640 00:52:15,319 --> 00:52:18,391 But, at least while we're here... surely we have time for one cup of tea. 641 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,038 I should tell you that I had decided not to come here like this. 642 00:52:24,039 --> 00:52:26,639 - We had an agreement! - But I didn't want to come. 643 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,718 Well, this isn't a bad start! 644 00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,791 Try to understand me, my cousin travelled 2,000 km just to meet you and I... 645 00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:36,038 ... how can I say it, your eyes go through me. 646 00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:38,398 Go through you? What a strange expression! 647 00:52:38,399 --> 00:52:40,799 I mean to say... I'm trying to seduce you! 648 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,872 Here you are. 649 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,952 Please understand, I'm ashamed of myself. I'm trying to steal you from my cousin... 650 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,952 I'm not trying to change your mind, but such things have happened many times in history. 651 00:52:57,839 --> 00:53:00,911 - What does history have to do with it? - Like Marco Antonio and Cleopatra. 652 00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:04,271 Didn't Marc Anthony steal Cleopatra away from Julius Caesar? 653 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,958 Now I don't want to judge this Marc Anthony... 654 00:53:07,959 --> 00:53:11,031 ... but I find it beautiful that he would make such a bold gesture a woman's love! 655 00:53:12,999 --> 00:53:16,071 Miss, I'm sorry, but where did you learn such wonderful things? 656 00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:21,031 Do you think that my parents sent me to school for nothing? 657 00:53:22,919 --> 00:53:25,599 Miss, can I ask you a personal question? 658 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,672 It's useless to ask such a thing, you've already asked me so many! 659 00:53:29,519 --> 00:53:32,591 That's true, but you know, country folk... I promise this one will be the last. 660 00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:36,031 Have you ever been in love? - No! How do you think I ever... 661 00:53:37,959 --> 00:53:41,031 It's useless to respond, I get it... You're still in love. 662 00:53:41,399 --> 00:53:44,471 - But I didn't say anything! - I can see it well. So tell me, what's he like? 663 00:53:44,999 --> 00:53:47,758 - Who?! - Him. Blond hair, brown hair, tall, short... 664 00:53:47,759 --> 00:53:50,831 I don't know.. if I told you it would make you laugh. 665 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,872 - Tell me... - I've never seen him. 666 00:53:56,039 --> 00:53:59,111 No? And... you love him? 667 00:53:59,959 --> 00:54:03,031 Now take my word for it, I don't love anyone! It's just that... 668 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,352 Well, it's a long story, let's talk about something else. 669 00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:10,678 - Are there many hares? - Where? 670 00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:13,751 - On your land. - Oh, yes. Why do you want there to be hares? 671 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,592 That's what they say... usually, those who own land in the country like to hunt. 672 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,998 Yes, indeed. Do you like hunting? 673 00:54:20,999 --> 00:54:24,071 - Yes, I'm the daughter of a hunter. - A hunter of what? 674 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,712 Of everything. Well, when I was young, my father used to go and hunt bison in America. 675 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,912 Good gracious! Then it's a shame that there are no bison on my land anymore... 676 00:54:32,879 --> 00:54:35,951 ... we killed all of them! 677 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,318 Now I'm not some kind of old woman... 678 00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:42,391 ... but I understand why parents don't like to let their daughters go on dates with young men. 679 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,311 - Naturally. - Of course, because sometimes the young men take advantage of the situation! 680 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,592 - Me? What have I done? - I don't mean you... 681 00:54:51,919 --> 00:54:54,991 Once, a friend of mine met a young man in a patisserie. 682 00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:58,831 An intimate little place, just like this. There wasn't anyone around, just like now. 683 00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:05,391 - Then he tried to kiss the girl! - How horrible! 684 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,632 - I swear that it's true. - He doesn't sound like a very nice man. 685 00:55:09,679 --> 00:55:12,751 Yes, but it's also true that he really was in love with my friend. 686 00:55:13,479 --> 00:55:15,758 That doesn't matter, you don't kiss someone in a patisserie. 687 00:55:15,759 --> 00:55:18,831 But there was nobody there, like now! No one could have seen anything. 688 00:55:18,999 --> 00:55:22,071 It doesn't matter, you don't go kissing someone in a public place! 689 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,991 Maddalena, what are you doing? You're putting on lipstick? 690 00:55:29,399 --> 00:55:32,471 Waiter! Could we have the bill? 691 00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:36,111 I've had 4 cream horns. 692 00:55:36,839 --> 00:55:39,911 I've had two cognacs. 693 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,432 So, could we meet up tomorrow? - What, didn't you have to leave? 694 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:53,792 Yes, but I've changed my mind, I'm staying. 695 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,992 I hope that you won't leave me alone in this city, I'm a provincial person, after all... 696 00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:02,671 I don't know what I can do for you. Shall we go to a museum? 697 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,998 No... let's go out and dance together! 698 00:56:05,999 --> 00:56:09,071 It's been years since I last danced, there's always something to do at school and at home! 699 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,119 - But you know the old waltz, surely? - Who knows... 700 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,192 It's really quite easy. In the country we dance it every Sunday. Shall we try? 701 00:56:18,319 --> 00:56:20,398 - No... - It's nothing, really... 702 00:56:20,399 --> 00:56:23,471 Let's move this over here... 703 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,238 This, we'll put over here. 704 00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,311 This, we'll put up here and this one over here. 705 00:56:32,919 --> 00:56:35,991 There... 706 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,318 - Can I help you? - Me? I don't understand... 707 00:57:42,319 --> 00:57:44,799 It's not difficult to understand. I'm just asking if I can help you at all? 708 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,872 - Listen, young man, is this some kind of joke? - No... who are you and what do you want? 709 00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,078 What do I want? This is the last straw! 710 00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:55,151 You come in my house, put chairs on tables... 711 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,272 ... in order to open up a dance academy and you're asking me what I want? 712 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,959 - I am Mr. Lenci. - I'm sorry Sir, but I didn't know... 713 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,032 Now you can tell me to who it is I have the honour of speaking, and why it is you're here. 714 00:58:05,199 --> 00:58:08,271 I'm at your service, but I ask to be given the chance to explain myself... 715 00:58:08,279 --> 00:58:11,351 ... just that it's a complicated situation. Could I please speak to you in private? 716 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,192 - In private? - Yes, I want to make you a proposal. 717 00:58:15,319 --> 00:58:18,391 Very well, come through. 718 00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:22,671 And if you're planning to open a dance academy, I'll have nothing to do with it! 719 00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:28,111 - Anyway, come through. - Thank you. 720 00:58:42,799 --> 00:58:45,239 I'm sorry, but daughter tell me about any of this. 721 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,312 - Because she doesn't know I got her letter. - And you came from Vienna for this? 722 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,358 - Yes, just for this. - And you wish to marry my daughter. 723 00:58:51,359 --> 00:58:54,078 Exactly, and if you want to take a look at my financial information... 724 00:58:54,079 --> 00:58:56,399 Of course, that I will need to see! 725 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,472 But just the fact that you've come all the way from Vienna for this, it seems strange. 726 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,199 It's not so extraordinary. 727 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,638 For example, you've been all the way to America just for a bison... 728 00:59:05,639 --> 00:59:08,558 ... I'm sure you can see why someone would come from Vienna for a girl! 729 00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:11,631 A bison? What do bison have to do with this? 730 00:59:12,319 --> 00:59:15,159 - And what does this "Pam!" mean? - Nothing. 731 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,232 It's a young person's thing... But anyway, I do find bison interesting. 732 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,912 - Bison... - It's a shame that there are none here, too. 733 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,232 - I'm sorry, but what bison are you speaking of? - The ones you caught in America. 734 00:59:28,679 --> 00:59:31,751 - Me, bison, "Pam!"... in America? - Yes... "Pam!" 735 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,792 Please can we stop this "Pam!", it's getting on my nerves. Listen, I've never been hunting... 736 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,112 - But that's what your daughter told me. - My daughter? - Yes, she did. 737 00:59:43,599 --> 00:59:46,671 Well that explains everything! My daughter is a little fanciful, but we'll talk about that later. 738 00:59:49,399 --> 00:59:52,471 Now let's talk about more important things. 739 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,439 - I've decided, I'm going to marry her. - But I thought you were just messing around! 740 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:59,239 - Of course not! - Are you sure she loves you? 741 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,719 - As sure as I've ever been. - She told you? 742 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,792 - Impossible. - Well, she didn't tell me but I know. 743 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,118 What does this "haha" mean? 744 01:00:08,119 --> 01:00:11,191 - Nothing. Tell me, did she kiss you? What does that matter? 745 01:00:11,439 --> 01:00:13,358 It matters, answer me! 746 01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:16,431 - Actually, we forgot to kiss each other. - I didn't... I mean, I wouldn't have forgotten. 747 01:00:18,599 --> 01:00:21,671 Thanks for reminding me. Tomorrow I'll take care of it, don't worry. 748 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,272 Thank goodness for that! 749 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,712 Take a look at this letter. Was it you who wrote it? 750 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,952 - Me? - Yes, it must have been you! 751 01:00:34,439 --> 01:00:37,511 You must be mad, the school makes me write enough of these letters... 752 01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:40,911 ... do you think I want to write more? 753 01:00:41,239 --> 01:00:44,311 Bondani! Someone has given me a little dog and I wanted to get rid of it. 754 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,199 Why, don't you like dogs? 755 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,272 - Yes, but the thing needs exercise. - Well, of course it does! 756 01:00:51,599 --> 01:00:54,671 So it needs to be walked all the time and I, with this pain in my legs... 757 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,272 - - Then take the tram! That's an idea, thanks! 758 01:01:02,799 --> 01:01:05,871 Girls, today's chemistry lesson has been postponed! 759 01:01:06,159 --> 01:01:09,231 - Oh, how wonderful! - Because the teachers are in a meeting! 760 01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:13,151 They're probably preparing some terrible punishment for Maddalena. 761 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,678 - Then we need to do something to save her. - Girls, you want to hear something funny? 762 01:01:16,679 --> 01:01:19,751 Bondani asked me if I'd written this letter. It was addressed to Mr. Alfredo Hartman! 763 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,752 - He showed it to me too. - Me too! 764 01:01:32,999 --> 01:01:36,071 My dear man, I need a little more time. 765 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,192 Some investigations can't be solved in a few hours, they're a little more complicated... 766 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,192 Don't worry, I've solved it already. - What? - I found her. 767 01:01:44,199 --> 01:01:46,719 - I came to take back the letter. - Oh, thank you very much. 768 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,792 What did we say? I was sure we would find her. When I put my mind to something... 769 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,799 - Where's it gone? - What? 770 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,872 - The letter, I left it right here! - We need to find it, it's important to me. 771 01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:05,271 It was here and now it's gone! 772 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,518 - What's going on? - The meeting has just started. 773 01:02:09,519 --> 01:02:12,591 - Maddalena has already been called. - The facts, we can sum up in a few words... 774 01:02:14,079 --> 01:02:17,151 An esteemed firm in Vienna received an insulting letter... 775 01:02:17,959 --> 01:02:21,031 ... from a student in the school: Maddalena Lenci, now you can explain. 776 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:24,911 Excuse me, sorry, sorry for being late. Good day everyone, good day. 777 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,072 Thanks so much for your advice, last night I didn't even cough once, and... 778 01:02:33,359 --> 01:02:36,431 So! Maddalena Lenci! Do you confess to having written the letter? 779 01:02:37,919 --> 01:02:39,079 I confess. 780 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,152 Headmistress, this declaration means that we should take it easier on her. 781 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,872 The accused has confessed because it was proved as soon as we got the letter. 782 01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:52,471 Let's maintain some kind of order. Lenci, we want to know... come in! 783 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,118 - What do you want? - I want to testify. 784 01:02:56,119 --> 01:02:59,191 - And who asked you to come in? Professor, it's extremely important. 785 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,792 - I must tell you that Miss Lenci is lying. - What are you saying? 786 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,632 Exactly what I said, Headmistress, it's not true that Miss Lenci wrote the letter. 787 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,998 - This is just... - Then who wrote it? 788 01:03:09,999 --> 01:03:13,071 No one! 789 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,158 The letter has disappeared, you can deny everything. 790 01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:19,231 It's a miracle, a letter that wrote itself! 791 01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:25,471 No, the truth is that the letter never existed. 792 01:03:27,159 --> 01:03:30,231 Is any of this true? 793 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,872 - All of it! Headmistress! 794 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,152 Here's the letter. 795 01:03:47,479 --> 01:03:50,551 Lenci... come here. 796 01:03:51,319 --> 01:03:54,391 Did you write this letter to Mr. Alfredo Hartman? 797 01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:58,991 Yes, me. 798 01:04:00,239 --> 01:04:03,311 Read it, and pass it on. 799 01:04:06,479 --> 01:04:09,551 Oh, it's incredible! 800 01:04:20,679 --> 01:04:23,751 - Headmistress, this letter was written... - The letter was written by me! 801 01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:28,071 Please, Miss Malgari, don't try to defend me! 802 01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:31,151 Headmistress, wrote the letter and I take the full responsibility for it. 803 01:04:34,799 --> 01:04:37,871 Lenci, come with me. You too, Miss Malgari. 804 01:04:46,039 --> 01:04:48,639 Such precocious perversity! 805 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,712 Mr. Hartman is probably a serious, important man... 806 01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,439 Perhaps he's also sick. 807 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,512 - Headmistress, I wrote this letter! - That's not true, I wrote it and mailed it. 808 01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:04,511 Miss is just trying to defend me, but I won't accept this sacrifice. 809 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:08,672 I will be expelled but I can go to another school part-time and be home-schooled. 810 01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:13,111 But Miss needs her position here, it's much more important! 811 01:05:13,839 --> 01:05:16,479 - I cannot accept this sacrifice. - Please, listen to me... 812 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,552 You, listen to me. It's not right for you to defend a student in this way. 813 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,872 Lenci, return to your home. We will let you know our decision. 814 01:05:25,399 --> 01:05:28,471 And I warn you that at the moment it would be useless for you to attend the license exam. 815 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:33,478 - Do you understand, Miss? Return to the meeting room. - But Headmistress... 816 01:05:33,479 --> 01:05:36,551 Please! 817 01:05:42,599 --> 01:05:45,671 - Goodbye, Miss. - Wait! 818 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,632 It would be useless for you to attend the license exam... 819 01:06:07,599 --> 01:06:10,671 ... but you passed your exam today. 820 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,712 Ladies and Gentlemen, we agree that Miss Lenci won't be attending this school any more... 821 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,952 ... but that she may attend the exams as a private student. 822 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,512 You may go. 823 01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:37,151 Don't be mad at me, I couldn't hide the truth. 824 01:06:37,999 --> 01:06:41,071 Don't worry about it, darling... 825 01:06:41,679 --> 01:06:44,751 "To Mr. Emilio Lenci, 3 Tomacelli Street, Rome... " 826 01:06:45,999 --> 01:06:49,071 "I have the honour of inviting you to a hunt... 827 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,152 ... on my estate on the banks of Lake Bolsena. " 828 01:06:52,159 --> 01:06:55,231 "If you only shoot bison, I can acquire one from the zoo, so that we can shoot it... " 829 01:06:58,079 --> 01:07:01,119 - Come on, write! - What does this idiocy even mean? 830 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,192 There must be a bison at the zoo! 831 01:07:05,679 --> 01:07:08,751 - This entire thing is ridiculous. - "You can shoot it. Yours sincerely... etc. " 832 01:07:10,279 --> 01:07:12,319 Prepare an envelope and mail it. 833 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,318 Since when have you owned a game reserve? 834 01:07:14,319 --> 01:07:17,391 I'll rent one. The father is a hunter, he's crazy about bison! 835 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,198 The zoo will sell you a bison? 836 01:07:21,199 --> 01:07:24,271 Yes, they will if I give them 20,000 lire! I'll pay for it to be buried, too. 837 01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:28,238 Bison or no bison, you won't marry this lady. 838 01:07:28,239 --> 01:07:30,279 - Oh, really? Then who will? I told you, me! - 839 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,352 I don't want to argue with you about this, but love comes before friends, and relatives. 840 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,912 Love above all else! You've no idea what I'm capable of! 841 01:07:38,319 --> 01:07:40,759 - Neither do you! Fine, we'll see who wins! 842 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,039 Yes, we'll see! Where are you going? 843 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,112 To the zoo! I'll buy a nice, big giraffe as well! 844 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,678 What are you reading? 845 01:07:56,679 --> 01:07:59,751 "The Adventures of Buffalo Bill, the Bison Hunter" 846 01:07:59,919 --> 01:08:02,991 - Why have you bought a book like this? - Ask your daughter. 847 01:08:03,799 --> 01:08:06,871 If this suitor of hers comes here, I'll need to talk about something that interests him. 848 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,878 He's crazy about bison! 849 01:08:08,879 --> 01:08:11,951 - But, no! - I absolutely cannot allow you to take the blame for this. 850 01:08:12,919 --> 01:08:15,478 I will speak with the headmistress today and leave the school for good. 851 01:08:15,479 --> 01:08:18,551 We'll talk about it once all of this is over. Let me ask you something... 852 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:22,352 What did you think of that young man I introduced you to? 853 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,112 - - Very pleasant. That's what he thought of you, too! 854 01:08:26,199 --> 01:08:29,038 - How do you know that? - He told me! 855 01:08:29,039 --> 01:08:32,111 - Really? - Now, let me teach you something! 856 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,112 Show him how kind you are, you're so young and pretty! 857 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:42,192 Don't be too stuffy, too much like a teacher! 858 01:08:42,519 --> 01:08:45,591 If he moves to take your hand, let him take it! 859 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,032 - Maddalena! - What's wrong with that? He might also want to kiss you! 860 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,952 And even if he does, don't give him zero for conduct! 861 01:08:54,679 --> 01:08:57,751 - Excuse me, Miss. - What is it? Don't you see I'm giving a lesson? 862 01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:01,231 Could you please come over here for a moment? 863 01:09:12,079 --> 01:09:14,479 - Hello, Miss. - Hello, Pietro. 864 01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:17,552 Pietro? Oh, yes... that name always seems new to me. 865 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,351 My friends are always calling me Pierino, Pietruccio... 866 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,872 - Do you mind me coming to see you again? - No, I'm happy to see you. 867 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,479 Me too... 868 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:31,552 It's strange, on my way here I had so many things to say and now I don't remember... 869 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,192 It might seem silly to you to hear me say that but sometimes even serious men... 870 01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:41,071 ... say things that... well, like the things I'm saying now. 871 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,072 - I bet that seems ridiculous, doesn't it? - No, anything but. 872 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,832 Thank you... so I can continue? 873 01:09:52,679 --> 01:09:55,751 - I can also tell you that I... - What is it? 874 01:09:56,679 --> 01:09:59,751 That I've never known, in my whole life... no, I mean to say... 875 01:10:01,039 --> 01:10:04,111 In this moment... what would you think if I kissed you? 876 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,472 I think that I wouldn't give you zero for conduct. 877 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,592 Come in! 878 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,032 - Sir? - What is it? - There's a Mr. Armani here who would like to speak to you. 879 01:10:19,559 --> 01:10:22,631 - Who? - A Mr. Stefano Armani. 880 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:25,952 I've never heard of him. Very well, show him in. 881 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:31,552 Come in. 882 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:37,432 Good day, Mr. Stefano Armani. 883 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,032 Please allow me to say one word that sums up my visit here today. 884 01:10:42,519 --> 01:10:44,999 - Go ahead. - Maddalena. 885 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,072 - What do you mean by "Maddalena"? - I want to marry her. 886 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,839 - My daughter? - Yes. 887 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,912 - May I say one or two words? - Please. - I won't allow it. 888 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:58,112 - Why? - - Can I add another word? 889 01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,639 Please do. 890 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,712 - She's already engaged. - That's not important, she loves me. 891 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,192 That's not important either, because my daughter will only marry who I allow her to. 892 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:11,512 I see. 893 01:11:15,279 --> 01:11:18,351 I hear that you're a great man and the very best at shooting bison in cold blood... 894 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,878 - That's enough with these bison! You're the best hunter ever! 895 01:11:22,879 --> 01:11:25,951 - Who told you so? - Everyone says so, I'm a hunter too. 896 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,152 Nice to meet you. Now, stop talking about bison. You said that my daughter loves you. 897 01:11:30,799 --> 01:11:33,871 - I'm sure of it! - - Right, now we'll get to the bottom of this! 898 01:11:42,639 --> 01:11:45,711 Did you know, I'm very informed on the habits of the giraffe. 899 01:11:45,839 --> 01:11:47,799 What do giraffes have to do with this? 900 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,872 Apparently a giraffe can be taken out with one blow to the neck, on the Adam's apple. 901 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,312 That's enough! Do you think that after all this I'll give you my daughter's hand in marriage? 902 01:11:55,639 --> 01:11:57,719 - Why, what's wrong? - Listen to this cheek! 903 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,718 Do you deny that you kissed her? - No, I don't deny it. 904 01:12:00,719 --> 01:12:03,791 This the last straw! That'll do, Sir, good day. 905 01:12:08,119 --> 01:12:10,638 - Ah, you're here... - Of course I'm here! 906 01:12:10,639 --> 01:12:13,639 - Now I see... I bet you're happy with yourself! - What do you expect? Love above all else! 907 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,038 - Why are you doing this? - She loves me! 908 01:12:16,039 --> 01:12:18,359 What do you mean, loves you? She gave me a kiss just now! 909 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,038 - A kiss? To you?! - Yes! Me to her, her to me. 910 01:12:21,039 --> 01:12:23,679 - And you'll say that in front of her? - She'll tell you as well. 911 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,752 Could I say something as well? For me, it's been decided. 912 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,672 My dear Sir, you will always be welcome in my house. 913 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,038 Thank you, Mr. Lenci. Hear that?! 914 01:12:32,039 --> 01:12:35,111 No, I won't let it end like this! 915 01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,838 - Oh, is she home? - Is she home? - Yes. 916 01:12:37,839 --> 01:12:40,519 - Tell her that Mr. Armani is here. - No, it's Mr. Pietro Salvi. 917 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,592 Please, come through. 918 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,438 - Scoundrel! - Traitor, coward! 919 01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:53,399 - We'll see! - Yes, we'll see! 920 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,472 Hello, Stefano. - Hello, Maddalena. 921 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,878 Come on then, now tell her that you kissed her! 922 01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:03,999 Why do I have to tell her? 923 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,072 - So did this kiss happen or not? - You can't take back kisses. 924 01:13:07,559 --> 01:13:10,599 - What? - One moment, please. 925 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,672 May I? Allow me to introduce you to Mr... 926 01:13:14,039 --> 01:13:16,558 - But we already know each other... Oh, you don't know him yet! 927 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:19,631 Mr. Alfredo Hartman of Vienna. 928 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,392 But that's not possible! 929 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,318 If you could lower that rifle for a moment, I wanted to tell you something. 930 01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:34,391 I love this lady. And whether you like it or not, I'm going to marry her. 931 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,992 - Go ahead and marry her. - Dear, dear Father... 932 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,272 Enough with this nonsense! Did you not realise that my daughter is that one? 933 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,038 That's your daughter? So, then who are you? 934 01:13:48,039 --> 01:13:51,111 This is Miss Elise Malgari, nicest and best teacher in the whole world! 935 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,558 - Mr. Hartman, I must tell you... - Tell me, I'm listening. 936 01:13:55,559 --> 01:13:56,999 - In that letter... - Tell me, I'm listening. 937 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,072 Well I wrote that letter, because... Tell me, I'm listening. 938 01:14:00,119 --> 01:14:02,079 - I wrote it because... - Tell me, I'm listening. 939 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:03,558 Can I get a word in? 940 01:14:03,559 --> 01:14:06,631 With me you'll never have the last word. 941 01:14:08,199 --> 01:14:11,271 I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself. Alfredo Hartman, here's my passport. 942 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,552 Until the new business correspondence teacher arrives... 943 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:21,312 ... I will be taking your lessons. 944 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:29,832 - Varga! Write for us a letter of order... - To Mr. Alfredo Hartman, Kohlstrasse, Vienna! 945 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,639 No! Wait, that's not right... 946 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,679 We'll have to buy some new textbooks. 947 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,752 Write, to Mr. Carlos Eredia of Barcelona. 948 01:14:40,679 --> 01:14:43,751 Are you sure that this Carlos Eredia of Barcelona doesn't exist? 88289