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[sirens in distance]
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GRANDMA'S GOT SOME CASH.
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WE COULD STEAL THAT.
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WHAT KIND OF CREEP ARE YOU?
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WE STEAL FROM STRANGERS.
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YEAH. GRANDMA'S
NOT GONNA CALL THE COPS.
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LOOK...EITHER
YOU START DOING THIS,
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OR YOU GET A JOB.
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THAT GUY.
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YOU'RE GONNA REMEMBER THAT GUY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
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I SAID, HEY,
GIMME ALL YOUR CASH.
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WHY?
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WANNA BUY YOURSELF A PRETTY
DRESS, YOU LITTLE BITCH?
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HE AIN'T KIDDIN',
MAN.
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WHERE'S THE WALLET?
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ON YOUR SISTER'S
NIGHTSTAND.
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FORGOT IT
AFTER I PAID HER.
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WHOA, TONY!
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YOU WANNA DIE TONIGHT?
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I SAID, WHERE'S YOUR WALLET?
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[coughing]
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I THINK HE'S SICK.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.
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HE'S FAKING.
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GO IN HIS POCKETS.
GRAB HIS WALLET.
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[coughing]
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[wheezing breaths, coughing]
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GOOD. LET'S GO.
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YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?
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HE'S FINE.
HE'S FAKING IT.
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[continues coughing]
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YEAH, I NEED AN AMBULANCE.
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AT MAPLE AND FOURTH.
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THERE'S A REALLY SICK GUY.
I THINK HE GOT MUGGED.
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- WHAT?
- ARE YOU HAPPY?
LET'S GO!
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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TODAY WE ARE HUNTING FOR
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THE CAT BURGLAR OF DISEASES.
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CAUSES A HEALTHY MAN'S LUNGS
TO FAIL
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AND LEAVES NO FINGERPRINTS.
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RESPIRATORY DISTRESS
COULD BE ASTHMA.
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NO HYPERINFLATION
ON THE X-RAY.
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(Kutner)
FOOD ALLERGY.
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COULD HAVE EATEN
SHELLFISH OR PEANUTS.
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NO HIVES.
NO ERYTHEMA ON THE SKIN.
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(Amber)
PULMONARY EMBOLISM.
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EMBOLISMS
DON'T MAGICALLY DISSOLVE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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LARYNGOSPASM.
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FROSTY FALL AIR
HITS HIS VOCAL CHORDS,
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THEY SPASM SHUT...
[drops folder]
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CHOKE HIM OUT.
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GOOD IDEA.
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YOU'VE BEEN TREMENDOUSLY
HELPFUL.
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YOU CAN LEAVE.
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I JUST HIRED HIM.
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WELL, I FIRED HIM.
TO INFINITY.
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YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM
I WAS COMING BACK?
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SHE DID.
I SAID NO.
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WHEN YOUR EXTENDED
JOB INTERVIEW/REALITY TV SHOW
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KILLED A PATIENT,
YOU LOST YOUR VETO POWER.
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EVERYBODY,
THIS IS DR. FOREMAN.
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DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S
ONE LESS SLOT FOR US?
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IT'S STILL
DR. HOUSE'S DEPARTMENT.
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HE DECIDES WHO STAYS,
WHO GOES--
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FOREMAN GOES.
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BUT DR. FOREMAN
WILL BE MY EYES AND EARS.
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YOU DO NOTHING
WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE.
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OH, UH, JUST IN CASE
I NEED THEM,
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WHERE, EXACTLY,
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WILL DR. FOREMAN
BE KEEPING MY BALLS?
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IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOBS,
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
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THE ONLY WAY TO GET
THE CAT BURGLAR
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IS TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT,
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GIVE THE PATIENT
A METHACHOLINE CHALLENGE,
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SEE IF IT SETS OFF
LARYNGOSPASM.
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YOU WANT US
TO STOP HIS BREATHING?
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WELL, ONLY UNTIL
YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHY.
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AFTER THAT,
IT'D BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
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YOU AND I SHOULD TALK.
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I'M SORRY. SHE DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT PUBLICLY.
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YES, SHE DID.
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SHE HAD TO ESTABLISH
HER DOMINANCE IN FRONT OF THEM,
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LIMIT MY POWER.
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THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.
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WELL, THAT'S NOT THE "NEVER
SAY NEVER" DR. FOREMAN I KNOW.
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THERE'S LOTS WE CAN DO.
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NOT REALLY. CUDDY--
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I CAN MAKE YOU
MISERABLE.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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UNTIL YOU QUIT. AGAIN.
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SO WHY DON'T WE JUST
SKIP THE MIDDLEMAN?
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I'M NOT QUITTING.
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MY GOD.
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NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT YOU,
AND YOUR LITTLE JOB,
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AND YOUR LITTLE WORLD.
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THIS IS ABOUT RESTORING ORDER
IN THE UNIVERSE.
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I'M NOT QUITTING.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE MISERABLE.
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I ALREADY AM MISERABLE.
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(Amber)
CUDDY OBVIOUSLY THINKS
WE'RE IDIOTS.
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SHE'S NOT GONNA LET HOUSE
HIRE ANY ONE OF US.
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TIDAL VOLUME'S HOLDING
AT 1.2 LITERS.
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INCREASE THE DOSE.
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SO WHICH MASTER
DO WE SERVE?
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WHOSE ASS DO WE HAVE
TO KISS TO GET THIS JOB?
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YOU REALLY WANT
THIS JOB SO BAD?
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HOW 'BOUT YOU TRY
DOING THIS JOB?
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DOUBLE THE DOSE
TO 16 MILLIGRAMS PER MILLILITER.
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MY FOOT'S TINGLING.
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IS THAT NORMAL?
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NO. WHAT, EXACTLY, DOES--
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AND MY STOMACH'S
KILLING ME.
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COULD THIS TEST
CAUSE THAT STUFF?
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NO.
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TEST WAS A BUST.
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AMBER HAS MOVED DOWN
TO EVEN MONEY.
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WE FOUND TWO NEW
SYMPTOMS.
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OH. BACK TO TWO TO ONE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU'RE THE FAVORITE.
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- HOUSE'S?
- TO GET FIRED.
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YOU CAN BET AGAINST YOURSELF.
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LOVELY PARTING GIFT.
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- WHAT'S THE LIMIT?
- ISN'T ONE.
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500 ON KUTNER.
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OH, A THOUSAND ON AMBER.
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DO YOU TAKE CHECKS?
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NO.
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HOW DO WE CONNECT
ABDOMINAL PAIN
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AND NUMBNESS
IN THE EXTREMITIES
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WITH RESPIRATORY COLLAPSE?
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DISSECTING AORTIC
ANEURYSM.
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DOESN'T COVER ALL THREE.
WHAT ELSE?
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CARRY ON.
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HE'S THE BOSS.
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UH, WHAT ABOUT
A SPINAL CORD LESION?
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HAVE TO BE
IN THE BRAIN STEM.
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IT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
THE LUNGS.
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WEIRD, THOUGH...
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THAT HE'S THE BOSS.
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DIDN'T HE QUIT RECENTLY?
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WAS IT A MONEY ISSUE?
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LUNGS, STOMACH,
NUMBNESS.
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NO, THAT WASN'T IT.
IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
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WAS IT...BLING ACCOUNT?
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MED PLAN DIDN'T COVER
TATTOO REMOVAL?
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WE HAVE TO UNIFY
THESE SYMPTOMS.
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OH, I REMEMBER!
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YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO TURN INTO ME, RIGHT?
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YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO BECOME EVIL.
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CAN WE STICK
TO THE MEDICINE HERE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
I'M JUST FLATTERED.
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IN A FEW SHORT WEEKS,
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SEEMS LIKE I'VE JUST
TURNED TOWARDS THE LIGHT.
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I MEAN, EITHER THAT
OR YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL.
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MULTIPLE MARANTIC EMBOLI--
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DID YOU GET A RAISE?
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'CAUSE THEN
YOU'RE A WHORE.
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OR DIDN'T YOU?
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'CAUSE THEN
YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE.
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[pager beeping]
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PATIENT JUST CRASHED.
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CAN THEY GO, BOSS?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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- BUT?
- NO BUT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT ALL OF IT.
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WELL, THEN, I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE REUNION.
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IT SEEMS I DIDN'T
GET OUT OF HERE SOON ENOUGH.
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THE WORLD THINKS
I'VE BEEN CORRUPTED,
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SO NO ONE WILL HIRE ME.
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I HATE BEING HERE.
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I'D LOVE TO QUIT,
BUT I CAN'T.
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HE'S GOT A PULSE.
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(Kutner)
MUST BE ANOTHER
RESPIRATORY COLLAPSE.
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MEANS THIS IS OUR CHANCE
TO PROVE LARYNGOSPASM.
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WE NEED TO TUBE HIM
AND BAG HIM.
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WE WILL, RIGHT AFTER
WE FIGURE OUT--
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IF WE JUST LET HIM DIE,
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE HAS.
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RIGHT, AND TILT HIS HEAD BACK
SO I CAN GET A STRAIGHT SHOT.
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(Amber)
OKAY, WHILE
YOU'RE KILLING HIM,
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I'LL GET THE INTUBATION KIT.
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I DECIDED YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
IN AN IMPOSSIBLE POSITION.
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THERE'S NO POINT IN ME
HUMILIATING YOU.
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THANKS.
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SO WE'RE GONNA HUMILIATE CUDDY
UNTIL SHE FIRES YOU.
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GUY'S FAKING.
IT'S MUNCHAUSEN'S.
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YOU NOTICE
THE EMT RUN SHEET?
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PARAMEDIC WHO BROUGHT HIM IN
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IS ALSO NAMED
MARTIN HARRIS.
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WELL--
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IF THE NAME WAS
ATTILA VON WEINERSCHNITZEL,
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I'D SAY YOU MIGHT BE
ON TO SOMETHING.
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LOOK, ROOM 406,
ABDOMINAL PAIN.
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ROOM 403,
LEFT-SIDED NUMBNESS.
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402, SYNCOPE.
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HE'S COPYING
HIS NEIGHBORS' SYMPTOMS.
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NO.
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YEAH, COINCIDENCE
IS MUCH MORE LIKELY
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THAN YOU BEING
A STUBBORN JERK.
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MUNCHAUSEN'S PATIENTS
CREATE SYMPTOMS, NOT NAMES.
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MUNCHAUSEN'S PATIENTS
HAVE MEDICAL HISTORIES
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THEY DON'T WANT US
READING.
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(Taub)
NO LARYNGEAL SPASM.
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BREATHING'S RESUMED NORMAL RATE.
WITHOUT INTUBATION.
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SEE? NOTHING'S WRONG
WITH HIM.
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HE'S IN A LAB COAT.
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MUNCHAUSEN'S PRETEND TO BE
PATIENTS, NOT DOCTORS.
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HE'S GOT MIRROR SYNDROME.
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GIOVANNINI'S?
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DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER
MIRROR SYNDROME?
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BRAIN'S GOT NO IDEA
WHO HE IS,
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WHERE HE IS,
OR WHAT HE IS.
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BUT IT FILLS THE HOLES WITH
WHATEVER DIRT'S LYING AROUND.
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HE READS A NAME TAG,
HE'S GOT A NAME.
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HE SEES A DOCTOR,
HE'S GOT A JOB.
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SEES SYMPTOMS,
HE'S GOT A PROBLEM.
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MY EXPLANATION'S
SIMPLER.
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WELL, IF IT'S SIMPLE,
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THEN WE DISCHARGE
THE NUT BAR.
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IF IT'S COMPLICATED,
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THEN THE NUT BAR
HAS GOT BRAIN DAMAGE.
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SO WE LET HIM JERK THEM
AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS
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TILL WE'RE SURE?
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NO, WE LET HIM
JERK YOU AROUND.
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THERE'S A FASTER WAY.
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(House)
MIND IF WE PLAY THROUGH?
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(Wilson)
SURE. WHAT COULD
POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
MARTIN?
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UH...
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OPERATION?
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00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:02,145
HOUSE?
WHO IS THIS GUY?
235
00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:04,547
(House)
EXCELLENT QUESTION.
236
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,582
WHO ARE YOU, MARTIN?
237
00:10:08,685 --> 00:10:12,155
HE JUST LIKES TO WATCH, HMM?
238
00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:14,124
DO STUFF.
239
00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:17,327
(Wilson)
NUMBER TEN SCALPEL
FOR INITIAL INCISION.
240
00:10:20,063 --> 00:10:21,464
GLAD YOU'RE HERE, HOUSE.
241
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:22,966
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
242
00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:24,634
IT'S LECTURE TIME.
243
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,269
(Wilson)
YEAH, IT IS.
244
00:10:26,302 --> 00:10:29,072
STOP WORRYING
ABOUT THE POWER PLAY.
245
00:10:29,105 --> 00:10:30,974
WAS THAT IT?
246
00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:33,343
I THINK YOU CAN GO
A LOT DEEPER HERE.
247
00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:36,146
I MEAN, WHY AM I
SO OBSESSED BY ALL OF THIS?
248
00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:37,480
YOU'RE THREATENED BY FOREMAN
249
00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,015
AND FEEL THE NEED
TO IMPRESS CUDDY.
250
00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:41,484
THE ONLY THING THAT'S RELEVANT
IS FOREMAN IS A GOOD DOCTOR.
251
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,319
HE CAN HELP YOU,
LIGHTEN THE LOAD.
252
00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:45,922
GOOD IDEA.
I'LL HAVE HIM SORT MY MAIL.
253
00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:49,659
SURE!
254
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,527
DEFLECT.
255
00:10:53,263 --> 00:10:54,831
WHO IS THIS GUY?
256
00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:56,399
I THINK WE JUST FOUND OUT.
257
00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,701
IT'S ALL ABOUT CUDDY.
258
00:10:58,735 --> 00:11:00,971
GOTTA BE THE ALPHA DOG.
259
00:11:01,004 --> 00:11:04,007
CAN ALMOST SMELL
THE PHEROMONES NOW, HUH?
260
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,308
I LIKE HIM.
261
00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:06,376
HAH.
262
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,113
TOLD YOU I DIDN'T NEED YOU--
263
00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:11,381
HOUSE!
264
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,455
HOUSE, WHAT IS GOING ON?
265
00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:23,093
OW!
266
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,364
YOUR BLOOD'S
TURNED TO SLUDGE.
267
00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:31,768
IF WE DON'T HEAT YOU UP,
YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
268
00:11:31,802 --> 00:11:33,436
CAN'T FAKE THAT!
269
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:41,044
MIRROR SYNDROME PATIENTS
HAVE NO AGENDA,
270
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:42,412
NO AX TO GRIND.
271
00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,280
THEY CAN READ YOU
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO.
272
00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:46,149
MOODS, ATTITUDES,
EVERYTHING.
273
00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,717
THEY'RE LIKE
MIND READERS.
274
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,985
EXCEPT THEY CAN
READ YOUR MIND.
275
00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:50,520
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
276
00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:51,922
UNFORTUNATELY,
WE HAVE TO CURE HIM.
277
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,756
HIS HAND WASN'T BLACK
WHEN HE CAME IN,
278
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:54,858
THE OPERATING ROOM WAS STERILE,
279
00:11:54,891 --> 00:11:57,060
THE ONLY THING DIFFERENT
WAS THE TEMPERATURE.
280
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,228
COLD AGGLUTININS MEANS...
281
00:11:58,261 --> 00:11:59,395
IT'S GOTTA BE
SOME KIND OF INFECTION.
282
00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:01,164
NO FEVER, SO IT'S GOTTA
BE A TINY INFECTION,
283
00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:02,565
HARD TO FIND.
284
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:03,867
YOU'D BETTER FIND IT FAST.
285
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,301
THIS GUY FEELS
ANOTHER COOL BREEZE,
286
00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:07,470
HIS BLOOD TURNS TO SLOP,
AND HE DROPS.
287
00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:09,840
I NEED THREE WAYS
TO PINPOINT INFECTION.
288
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,207
BLOOD CULTURES.
289
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:13,476
BLOOD'S CLUMPY.
NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITH IT.
290
00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,879
UNLESS WE SOAK HIM IN WARM WATER
BEFORE WE DRAW IT.
291
00:12:15,912 --> 00:12:17,547
GOOD. WHAT ELSE?
292
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:19,682
ULTRASOUND HIS ABDOMEN,
LOOK FOR AN ABSCESS.
293
00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:20,683
GOOD.
294
00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:21,852
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
295
00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:23,486
I HAVE A REGRETTABLE
ANNOUNCEMENT.
296
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,555
THE KITCHEN HAS JUST LEARNED
297
00:12:25,588 --> 00:12:26,923
THAT OUR ANNUAL
SHIPMENT OF MAYONNAISE
298
00:12:26,957 --> 00:12:27,958
WAS IMPROPERLY STORED,
299
00:12:27,991 --> 00:12:30,994
SO ANYBODY WHO ATE...
WELL, THE FOOD,
300
00:12:31,027 --> 00:12:33,563
SHOULD HEAD ACROSS THE LOBBY
TO THE CLINIC RIGHT AWAY.
301
00:12:33,596 --> 00:12:35,331
ASK FOR DR. CUDDY.
302
00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:37,767
YOU'RE NOT PUNISHING CUDDY.
303
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,169
YOU'RE PUNISHING
EVERY DOCTOR IN THE BUILDING.
304
00:12:39,202 --> 00:12:41,137
IT'S HER BUILDING,
HER DOCTORS.
305
00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:42,372
STILL NEED ONE MORE.
306
00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:44,074
WELL, WE NEED TO FIND OUT
HIS HISTORY,
307
00:12:44,107 --> 00:12:45,641
WHERE HE'S BEEN,
WHAT HE'S DONE.
308
00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,577
HE HAS NO MEMORY, BUT HIS BIO'S
TATTOOED TO HIS REAR?
309
00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:49,812
THE MAYO IS FINE.
YOU CAN STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
310
00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:50,847
I'M A DOCTOR.
311
00:12:50,881 --> 00:12:52,582
MAIL ORDER.
I'VE SEEN THE DIPLOMAS.
312
00:12:52,615 --> 00:12:53,917
TWO "Ns" IN UNIVERSITY.
313
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,454
BIG LOVE WAS RIGHT.
HISTORY'S THE KEY.
314
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,023
(Brennan)
NO I.D., NO WALLET,
315
00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:03,326
NO MISSING PERSONS REPORT
FILED FOR A HUNDRED MILES.
316
00:13:03,359 --> 00:13:04,660
THE KEY IS THE KEY.
317
00:13:04,694 --> 00:13:07,230
HE HAD CAR KEYS IN HIS POCKET
WHEN HE WAS ADMITTED.
318
00:13:07,263 --> 00:13:09,165
KEEP HIM IN THE ISOLATION ROOM,
SEE IF HE DOESN'T PICK UP
319
00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:11,234
EXTREME BITCH SYNDROME
FROM ONE OF THE NURSES.
320
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,003
RUN THE ULTRASOUND
AND THE BLOOD CULTURES.
321
00:13:13,036 --> 00:13:14,770
CULTURES WERE MY IDEA.
322
00:13:14,804 --> 00:13:17,107
NO ONE'S KEEPING SCORE.
323
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,674
YOU'RE LOSING.
324
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,576
SEARCH THE STREET
WHERE HE WAS MUGGED.
325
00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:21,978
FIND THE CAR
AND THE REGISTRATION.
326
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,213
THERE COULD BE
THOUSANDS OF CARS.
327
00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,780
WHY DO I GET
THIS ASSIGNMENT?
328
00:13:24,814 --> 00:13:26,682
BECAUSE IF YOU DEAL
WITH THE PATIENT,
329
00:13:26,716 --> 00:13:28,484
HE'S GONNA WIND UP
SINGING OSMOND SONGS
330
00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:30,153
AND PROPOSING
TO FIVE NURSES AT ONCE.
331
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:31,421
I'LL GO WITH COLE.
332
00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:35,158
OOH. WE HAVE
A LOVE CONNECTION.
333
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:40,763
MAKE A FIST.
334
00:13:40,796 --> 00:13:42,966
LITTLE PINCH.
335
00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:45,835
WOW.
THAT'S A STRONG PINCH.
336
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,371
THIS THING WORKS,
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'VE GOT ME.
337
00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:53,509
MY COLLEAGUE WANTED
TO COOK YOU IN BOILING WATER.
338
00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:58,181
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
339
00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,383
MY BLOOD'S THAT GOOD.
340
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,789
THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE ME, RIGHT?
341
00:14:06,822 --> 00:14:09,092
NO. THAT'S ME.
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
342
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,293
GOTTA BE.
343
00:14:10,326 --> 00:14:11,694
I DON'T THINK
I'M ALWAYS--
344
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,296
IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU,
YOU GOTTA BE RIGHT,
345
00:14:13,329 --> 00:14:15,765
OR YOU'RE NOT WORTH
ANYTHING.
346
00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:24,440
(Taub)
INFECTIONS CAN HIDE
DEEP BENEATH THE SKIN.
347
00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,542
THIS'LL FIND 'EM.
348
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,811
WHO WAS THAT LAST DOCTOR?
349
00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:32,282
DR. AMBER VOLAKIS.
350
00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:35,051
DON'T REALLY
NEED HER NAME.
351
00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:41,091
WAIT. YOU SAYING THAT...
352
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:42,758
YOU--
[laughs]
353
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,395
I WANT HER?
354
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:48,031
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT.
355
00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:49,232
I'M MARRIED.
356
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:51,001
SO AM I.
357
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:53,003
EVEN IF I WASN'T,
358
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:56,839
SHE'S A LITTLE TOO, UH...
AGGRESSIVE FOR ME.
359
00:14:56,872 --> 00:14:58,008
HEY.
360
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:01,577
AGGRESSIVE
IS NEVER A BAD THING.
361
00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:06,316
YEAH. TRUE.
362
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,658
I'M DONE.
363
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:17,827
YOU OKAY?
364
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,297
YEAH. WE GOTTA
RUN SOME MORE TESTS.
365
00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:25,401
YOU CAN, UH,
CLEAN YOURSELF UP.
366
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,439
(Wilson)
LESION ON THE LIVER.
367
00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:30,606
CYSTIC OR SOLID?
368
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,674
SOLID.
369
00:15:31,707 --> 00:15:33,476
WELL, YOU CERTAINLY
DID THE RIGHT THING
370
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:34,477
BY COMING TO ME.
371
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,146
YES, I NEEDED
A SMUG ONCOLOGIST--
372
00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:37,747
AN AUTHORITATIVE
ONCOLOGIST.
373
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,482
I HATE YOU.
TELL ME WHY.
374
00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:41,051
I'VE BEEN SCANNING
LITERATURE.
375
00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:42,818
VERY INTERESTING
STUDY IN SWEDEN.
376
00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:44,754
APPARENTLY,
GIOVANNINI'S PATIENTS
377
00:15:44,787 --> 00:15:46,856
MIMIC WHOEVER
THEY THINK'S IN CHARGE.
378
00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:48,991
ANY COUNTRY WITH THAT LOW
AN AGE OF CONSENT
379
00:15:49,025 --> 00:15:51,494
AND THAT HIGH A RATE OF SUICIDE
ISN'T THINKING STRAIGHT.
380
00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:54,164
I AM IN CHARGE
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
381
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:55,965
IT WAS A SURGERY.
YOU WERE THE SURGEON.
382
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,333
IN THAT SETTING--
383
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,835
YOU WOULD PICK UP
MY LAUNDRY IF I ASKED YOU TO.
384
00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:01,204
GO AHEAD. ASK.
385
00:16:01,237 --> 00:16:03,206
[laughing]
OH, I WOULDN'T
DO THAT TO YOU.
386
00:16:16,052 --> 00:16:19,622
I WANT ALL MY PERSONAL,
PRIVATE DOCTORS BACK RIGHT NOW.
387
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,224
EXCEPT FOR FOREMAN.
388
00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:22,792
YOUR TEAM, FOREMAN INCLUDED,
389
00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:26,996
IS DEALING WITH THE GREAT
MAYONNAISE PANIC OF 2007.
390
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,333
FRANKLY, I'M WORRIED IT MIGHT
SPREAD TO OTHER CONTINENTS.
391
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,540
LESION ON THE LIVER.
POSSIBILIT--
392
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:40,743
WHY ARE YOU DOING A PELVIC
FOR FOOD POISONING?
393
00:16:40,776 --> 00:16:42,912
SHE SAID
HER HOO HOO BURNED.
394
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:48,551
LESION ON THE LIVER.
395
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:49,652
IDEAS?
396
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:51,421
START WITH A BIOPSY
TO RULE OUT CANCER.
397
00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:52,588
(Kutner)
COULD BE AN ABSCESS.
398
00:16:52,622 --> 00:16:53,923
NEEDLE WORKS FOR THAT TOO.
399
00:16:53,956 --> 00:16:55,925
UNLESS IT'S
A VASCULAR HEMANGIOMA.
400
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,993
ASPIRATE THAT,
HE'LL BLEED OUT, WE'LL KILL HIM.
401
00:16:58,027 --> 00:17:00,363
IF HE BLEEDS OUT,
WE KNOW WHAT HE HAD.
402
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,397
HAD?
403
00:17:01,431 --> 00:17:03,266
TWO DIAGNOSES
OUT OF THREE, HE LIVES.
404
00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:05,101
WE DO NOTHING,
THREE OUT OF THREE, HE DIES.
405
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,869
GO STICK HIS LIVER.
406
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,171
(Taub)
WHERE'S FOREMAN?
WE SHOULD--
407
00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:10,106
YOU NEED HIM TO DRAFT
YOUR LETTER OF RESIGNATION?
408
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,475
YOU RISKING OUR PATIENT'S LIFE
TO GET BACK AT CUDDY?
409
00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:15,378
WHAT? NO.
THAT WOULD BE CHILDISH.
410
00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:17,113
THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING
TO GET BACK AT CUDDY.
411
00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:19,149
WHO HERE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY HEALTH INSURANCE?
412
00:17:21,016 --> 00:17:22,918
TCH. MICHAEL MOORE
WAS RIGHT.
413
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:25,455
MRIs, PET SCANS,
NEURO-PSYCH TESTS,
414
00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:27,790
PRIVATE ROOMS
FOR ALL THESE PATIENTS.
415
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,525
FIGHT THE POWER!
416
00:17:31,694 --> 00:17:34,130
[Mr. X groans]
417
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:35,165
SORRY.
418
00:17:35,198 --> 00:17:36,166
I MISSED.
419
00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:38,468
I HAVE TO REPOSITION
THE NEEDLE.
420
00:17:39,969 --> 00:17:41,737
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL
ANOTHER PINCH.
421
00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:45,074
YOU STILL WITH ME?
422
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,042
I'M HERE.
423
00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:48,978
YOU FEELIN' FAINT?
424
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,012
NO.
425
00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:50,980
WHAT'S WRONG?
426
00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:52,615
IT'S PERSONAL.
427
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,418
YOU GOT PERSONAL PROBLEMS?
428
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,019
YOU GOT NO MEMORY.
429
00:17:57,052 --> 00:17:59,021
I'M IN A HOSPITAL.
430
00:17:59,054 --> 00:18:01,857
I DON'T WANT TO BE
IN A HOSPITAL.
431
00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:02,858
[grunts]
432
00:18:02,892 --> 00:18:04,494
WELL...
433
00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:08,831
YOU'RE SICK, SO...
434
00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:10,533
I'M BORED.
435
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:17,507
YOU ASK WHAT'S WRONG,
THEN YOU IGNORE THE ANSWER.
436
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:19,409
JUST GO ON WITH
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
437
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,546
YOU THINK EVERYTHING'S OKAY
438
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,114
AS LONG AS YOU
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT,
439
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,616
DON'T DEAL WITH IT.
440
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,488
IS THAT BLOOD?
441
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:34,490
I THINK IT'S PUS
FROM A FUNGUS.
442
00:18:34,524 --> 00:18:36,692
I HAVE FUNGUS IN ME?
443
00:18:36,726 --> 00:18:39,262
IF YOU'VE BEEN IN THE TROPICS
IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS.
444
00:18:39,295 --> 00:18:42,432
I SAW THIS
IN TSUNAMI SURVIVORS.
445
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:44,700
THEIR SKIN GRAFTS
WOULD OOZE BLACK PUS
446
00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:46,168
SOMETIMES WEEKS LATER.
447
00:18:46,202 --> 00:18:48,271
TRACED THE FUNGUS BACK TO
THE SAND IN THE TSUNAMI TIDES.
448
00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:50,105
[laughs]
449
00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,774
THAT'S SO COOL!
450
00:18:55,144 --> 00:18:56,946
(Brennan)
I THINK THE BLACK PUS
IS FUNGAL.
451
00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:58,481
IF I'M RIGHT,
452
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,450
THAT'S WHERE THE COLD
AGGLUTININS ARE COMING FROM.
453
00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:02,084
THAT'S WHAT'S DRIVING
HIS MEMORY LOSS.
454
00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:03,786
AMBER'S PUTTING HIM
ON AMPHOTERICIN.
455
00:19:03,819 --> 00:19:05,154
IT WILL CURE HIM.
456
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,890
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
457
00:19:07,923 --> 00:19:09,625
I'M DOING BLOOD TESTS
TO BE SURE,
458
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:10,926
BUT THE SOONER
WE GET HIM ON--
459
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,895
I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE INFECTION.
460
00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:14,063
TALKING ABOUT YOU LETTING
461
00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:15,965
TONYA HARDING ADMINISTER
THE TREATMENT.
462
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,068
I'M OUT OF THE GAME.
463
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:20,202
WHY?
464
00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:21,937
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
YOU NAMED ME GRUMPY.
465
00:19:21,971 --> 00:19:23,105
SAID I DIDN'T WANT
TO BE HERE,
466
00:19:23,138 --> 00:19:25,308
WANTED TO BE BACK
IN THE THIRD WORLD.
467
00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:27,109
AND YOU REALIZED I'M RIGHT
JUST NOW?
468
00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:28,744
I GOT A CONFIRMATION.
469
00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:30,346
THE PATIENT'S NUTS.
470
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:33,148
THE PATIENT'S...UNBIASED.
471
00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:35,385
THE PATIENT
HAS NO AX TO GRIND.
472
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:37,287
THE PATIENT IS NUTS.
473
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,256
I MISS MY OLD LIFE
HELPING PEOPLE
474
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,292
WHO BARELY HAVE CLEAN WATER,
LET ALONE THE KIND OF MEDICINES
475
00:19:42,325 --> 00:19:44,093
WE WASTE BY THE SUV LOAD.
476
00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:45,127
YOU'RE NUTS.
477
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,796
YOU'RE GONNA BE MISERABLE--
478
00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:49,765
AT HOME, AT WORK, SOMEWHERE.
479
00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:51,567
THE GOAL IN LIFE
IS NOT TO ELIMINATE MISERY.
480
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,536
IT'S TO KEEP MISERY
TO THE MINIMUM.
481
00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:55,471
OH, THAT'S INSPIRING.
482
00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:58,674
SAID YOU CAME BACK
TO GET MARRIED.
483
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,175
WHAT DOES
YOUR FIANCEE DO?
484
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:01,511
SHE'S A COURT REPORTER.
485
00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:03,078
UH-HUH, WELL, I'M SURE
486
00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:05,515
THAILAND WILL HAVE COURTS
ANY DAY NOW.
487
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,619
SOMEONE'S GONNA BE
MISERABLE SOMETIME.
488
00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:10,620
ACCEPT IT.
489
00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:12,655
THAT'S HOW I STAY SO HAPPY.
490
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,292
WHY DO YOU CARE
IF I STAY?
491
00:20:16,326 --> 00:20:18,193
YOU'RE GOOD.
492
00:20:18,227 --> 00:20:21,163
DON'T SCREW IT UP JUST
'CAUSE YOU'RE MISERABLE.
493
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,236
I'M GONNA...
494
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,441
STAY TILL THE PATIENT'S
CURED.
495
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:33,976
WHICH SHOULD BE
IN ABOUT...AN HOUR.
496
00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:41,150
YOU OKAY?
497
00:20:41,183 --> 00:20:43,085
NOT OKAY.
498
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,654
WHICH ONE OF US
IS HE MIRRORING?
499
00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:45,921
WELL, IF IT WAS YOU,
500
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:48,358
HE'D BE INFLICTING PAIN
ON SOMEONE ELSE, SO...
501
00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:52,495
I'D SAY HE'S MIMICKING WHICHEVER
ONE OF US HAPPENS TO BE DYING.
502
00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:54,364
[groans]
503
00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:00,235
(Kutner)
HEATING BLANKET
WASN'T KEEPING HIM WARM ENOUGH.
504
00:21:00,269 --> 00:21:01,704
ORDERED A WHIRLPOOL,
GOT HIS BLOOD FLOWING.
505
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:04,407
SO FAR, IT'S KEEPING
HIS RASH AT BAY.
506
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,476
RASH WORSE EQUALS
COLD AGGLUTININS WORSE.
507
00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:09,479
MEANS WHAT WAS IN HIS LIVER
WASN'T FUNGUS.
508
00:21:09,512 --> 00:21:10,646
YEAH, LABS CONFIRMED--
509
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,081
THAT IT WASN'T
EVEN PUS.
510
00:21:12,114 --> 00:21:13,349
IT WAS JUST
COAGULATED BLOOD
511
00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:14,650
CAUSED BY
THE COLD AGGLUTININS.
512
00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:17,687
WHICH YOU MISTOOK
FOR A COOL FUNGUS
513
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,254
THAT YOU SAW
AFTER THE TSUNAMI.
514
00:21:19,288 --> 00:21:20,289
SAME CONSISTENCY--
515
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,425
YOU SAW WHAT YOU
WANTED TO SEE,
516
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,726
NOT WHAT WAS THERE.
517
00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,260
WAIT A SECOND.
DIDN'T YOU QUIT?
518
00:21:25,294 --> 00:21:28,464
I SPOKE TO MY FIANCíE.
I'M STAYING.
519
00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:29,799
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
520
00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,034
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE EXACT
RIGHT AMOUNT OF MISERABLE.
521
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:34,937
BROAD SPECTRUM
ANTIBIOTICS AREN'T WORKING.
522
00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:37,540
IT'S GOTTA BE VIRAL
OR EXOTIC BACTERIA.
523
00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:39,409
THERE ARE A THOUSAND
MICROBES IT COULD BE.
524
00:21:39,442 --> 00:21:42,545
WE COULD REPEAT ALL CULTURES.
MAYBE WE JUST MISSED IT.
525
00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,480
OR...WE COULD GET
AN ACCURATE HISTORY.
526
00:21:44,514 --> 00:21:45,881
[cell phone ringing]
527
00:21:45,915 --> 00:21:48,551
[dogs barking]
528
00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:52,555
[ringing]
529
00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:54,490
WE'RE WORKIN' ON IT.
530
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:56,759
WELL, THAT'LL BE
A GOOD SOLACE TO THE WIDOW X.
531
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,127
HIS CAR WAS TOWED,
532
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,128
AND THE TOW GATE'S LOCKED.
533
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:00,596
GUYS MUST BE OUT ON A RUN.
534
00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,131
(House)
THAT'S WHY I SENT
TWO OF YOU--
535
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:03,899
ONE OF YOU BREAKS IN.
THE OTHER POSTS BAIL.
536
00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,968
GETTING ARRESTED IS NOT
WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
537
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,069
NOT A PROBLEM.
538
00:22:07,102 --> 00:22:10,005
YOU KNOW HOW
TO KILL DOGS, RIGHT?
539
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:17,379
SO WE'RE BACK TO REPEATING
ALL THE CULTURES.
540
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:21,016
OR...WE GET
AN ACCURATE HISTORY.
541
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,418
DIDN'T WE JUST RULE OUT
THAT POSSIBILITY?
542
00:22:22,452 --> 00:22:26,021
YOU GUYS EVER HEARD
ANY OF MY METAPHORS YET?
543
00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:27,156
COME ON.
544
00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:28,958
SIT ON GRANDPA'S LAP
AS I TELL YOU
545
00:22:28,991 --> 00:22:30,693
HOW INFECTIONS
ARE CRIMINALS,
546
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,662
THE IMMUNE SYSTEM'S
THE POLICE.
547
00:22:32,695 --> 00:22:33,896
SERIOUSLY, GRUMPY.
548
00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:35,264
[pats desk]
GET UP HERE.
549
00:22:35,297 --> 00:22:36,532
IT'LL MAKE US BOTH HAPPY.
550
00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:37,700
ANYWAY,
551
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,869
COPS DON'T JUST LET CROOKS
RUN FREE.
552
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,837
THEY KEEP FINGERPRINTS,
MUG SHOTS.
553
00:22:41,871 --> 00:22:43,673
THE IMMUNE SYSTEM
DOES THE SAME THING,
554
00:22:43,706 --> 00:22:45,875
ONLY IT CALLS THEM
ANTIBODIES.
555
00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,443
WE FIND OUT WHAT DISEASES
HE'S HAD IN HIS LIFE,
556
00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:51,013
GOOD CHANCE THAT'LL TELL US
WHERE HE'S BEEN IN HIS LIFE.
557
00:22:51,046 --> 00:22:54,083
ALICE, YOUR TURN
THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS.
558
00:22:54,116 --> 00:22:56,018
DRAW BLOOD AND CSF.
559
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,422
WAIT, GUYS.
560
00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:03,125
I HAVEN'T SIGNED OFF
ON THIS.
561
00:23:15,538 --> 00:23:17,172
YOU SEEM LIKE
A GOOD GUY.
562
00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:19,308
CUDDY SEEMS DECENT.
563
00:23:19,341 --> 00:23:21,243
HOUSE...DOESN'T.
564
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,245
IT MEANS EITHER
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IN,
565
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,480
OR CUDDY IS.
566
00:23:24,514 --> 00:23:27,416
EITHER WAY...
I'M SORRY.
567
00:23:36,391 --> 00:23:39,028
YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS ME
AT EVEN ODDS.
568
00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:40,730
SO? TALK TO HIM.
569
00:23:40,763 --> 00:23:42,031
I DID.
570
00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:43,432
SAID HE'S JUST RESPONDING
TO MARKET FORCES.
571
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,334
HE IS.
I GOT A HUNDRED ON YOU.
572
00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:51,541
WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT
OTHER PEOPLE ARE BETTING ON?
573
00:23:51,574 --> 00:23:53,342
IF HE'S TRYING
TO SCREW WITH ME
574
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,044
'CAUSE HE'S JEALOUS CUDDY DIDN'T
ASK HIM TO TAKE THIS JOB--
575
00:23:55,077 --> 00:23:57,580
RIGHT. YOU'RE FIGURING
HE'S JEALOUS OF YOUR MISERY.
576
00:23:57,613 --> 00:23:59,081
HE'S MESSED UP ENOUGH--
577
00:23:59,114 --> 00:24:00,583
THE PROBLEM IS
YOU'RE NOT MISERABLE.
578
00:24:00,616 --> 00:24:03,285
THEN HOUSE HAS BEEN WASTING
A LOT OF TIME.
579
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,154
YOU'VE BEEN HUMILIATED,
TREATED LIKE CRAP.
580
00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:06,922
YOU'VE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE MISERABLE,
581
00:24:06,956 --> 00:24:08,858
BUT YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE
EVEN THOUGH THIS JOB IS INSANE
582
00:24:08,891 --> 00:24:11,360
AND HOUSE IS INSANE,
YOU LIKE IT.
583
00:24:11,393 --> 00:24:13,162
YOU ALWAYS HAVE.
584
00:24:13,195 --> 00:24:15,264
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN A SANCTIMONIOUS SPEECH?
585
00:24:15,297 --> 00:24:18,467
A SANCTIMONIOUS SPEECH
THAT'S DEAD WRONG.
586
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,602
SEE?
587
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:21,671
YOU BELONG WITH HOUSE.
588
00:24:24,774 --> 00:24:26,441
WE'RE GONNA USE
YOUR SPINAL FLUID
589
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:27,777
TO TELL US
WHERE YOU LIVED.
590
00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:28,778
COOL.
591
00:24:28,811 --> 00:24:30,445
NOT REALLY.
592
00:24:30,479 --> 00:24:32,748
IT'S A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR
AN ACTUAL HISTORY, AND WITHOUT--
593
00:24:32,782 --> 00:24:34,650
NAW, IT'S COOL.
594
00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:39,354
YES, IT IS.
595
00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:41,156
I NEED YOU TO STAY
AS STILL AS POSSIBLE.
596
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,157
IGNORE THE PAIN.
597
00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,826
BRING THE PAI--
598
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,494
OOH.
599
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,496
I'M NOT A MASOCHIST.
600
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,332
NEITHER AM I.
601
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:54,503
I KNOW, BUT I WAS RESPONDING
TO YOU RESPONDING TO--
602
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,538
NEVER MIND.
603
00:24:56,572 --> 00:24:59,975
I JUST LIKE EXPERIENCE.
IF IT'S NEW, IT'S INTERESTING.
604
00:25:00,009 --> 00:25:01,811
YEAH? NOT ME.
605
00:25:01,844 --> 00:25:03,913
I DON'T JUST LIKE NEW.
I GOTTA HAVE NEW.
606
00:25:03,946 --> 00:25:06,081
IF IT'S NOT THERE,
I MAKE IT THERE.
607
00:25:06,115 --> 00:25:08,150
REALLY, I'M JUST
EASILY BORED.
608
00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:10,753
THERE ARE 300 MILLION
PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY.
609
00:25:10,786 --> 00:25:13,656
IF I'M DOING EXACTLY
WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING,
610
00:25:13,689 --> 00:25:14,890
THEN WHO THE HELL
AM I?
611
00:25:14,924 --> 00:25:16,525
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
612
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,594
I'M JUST ABOUT FINISHED.
613
00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:20,996
I LIKE HOT TUBS.
614
00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:23,833
THEY'RE NICE.
615
00:25:27,036 --> 00:25:28,037
[door opens]
616
00:25:29,038 --> 00:25:31,006
[sighs]
YOU DON'T KNOCK?
617
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,810
ARE YOU PUTTING KY JELLY
ON HIS PHONE RECEIVER?
618
00:25:34,844 --> 00:25:36,178
AN EXPLODING SNAKE
IN HIS DRAWER?
619
00:25:36,211 --> 00:25:37,312
NO.
620
00:25:38,814 --> 00:25:41,150
I'M REPLACING HIS VICODIN STASH
WITH LAXATIVES.
621
00:25:41,183 --> 00:25:44,987
DON'T. DON'T STOOP
TO HIS LEVEL.
622
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:48,090
WHY? BECAUSE HE'S SUDDENLY
GONNA REALIZE HE'S NO LONGER 14?
623
00:25:48,123 --> 00:25:49,992
EITHER I TAKE HIS GARBAGE
FOREVER,
624
00:25:50,025 --> 00:25:51,727
OR I GIVE HIM
A REASON TO STOP.
625
00:25:51,761 --> 00:25:53,562
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE HIM
MISERABLE.
626
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,798
JUST...MAKE HIM THINK
THAT HE'S WON.
627
00:25:55,831 --> 00:25:57,466
I'M NOT GONNA FIRE
FOREMAN.
628
00:25:57,499 --> 00:26:00,235
I SAID THINK HE'S WON.
629
00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,037
FIND SOME OTHER WAY
TO SOOTHE HIS EGO.
630
00:26:02,071 --> 00:26:03,572
THE THING'S BIG ENOUGH.
631
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,642
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO FIND
SOME CORNER TO POLISH.
632
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,145
WHERE WERE YOU
TWO HOURS AGO?
633
00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:13,949
WHERE WERE YOU?
634
00:26:13,983 --> 00:26:15,450
[toilet flushes]
635
00:26:18,921 --> 00:26:19,955
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
636
00:26:19,989 --> 00:26:22,124
HIGH TITERS
TO HISTOPLASMOSIS.
637
00:26:22,157 --> 00:26:24,359
PROBABLY LIVED
IN THE OHIO RIVER VALLEY.
638
00:26:24,393 --> 00:26:26,628
ALSO WEAKLY POSITIVE
ON COCCIDIOMYCOSIS.
639
00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:28,563
WEAK MEANS OLDER.
640
00:26:28,597 --> 00:26:32,735
MEANS HE MOVED TO OHIO
FROM THE SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY.
641
00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,436
OR HE HAPPENED
TO VISIT CALIFORNIA.
642
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,871
HE'S ALSO POSITIVE
FOR CHAGAS DISEASE.
643
00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:37,673
CENTRAL AMERICA.
644
00:26:37,707 --> 00:26:39,641
(Foreman)
OR HE KISSED HIS MAID
FROM EL SALVADOR.
645
00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:41,643
OR HE SAT NEXT TO SOMEONE
FROM BELIZE
646
00:26:41,677 --> 00:26:43,378
ON A FLIGHT TO WEEHAWKEN.
647
00:26:43,412 --> 00:26:44,880
OR HE ATE LETTUCE
FROM HONDURAS--
648
00:26:44,914 --> 00:26:46,816
YES, YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUZZ KILL.
649
00:26:46,849 --> 00:26:48,050
THIS TELLS US
NEXT TO NOTHING.
650
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:50,352
BUT SINCE THAT'S ON
THE SOMETHING SIDE OF NOTHING,
651
00:26:50,385 --> 00:26:51,721
THOUGHT WE'D GO WITH IT.
652
00:26:51,754 --> 00:26:52,955
HIS RASH IS BACK.
653
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:56,025
HOT TUB ISN'T HOT ENOUGH
TO KEEP HIS BODY WARM.
654
00:26:56,058 --> 00:26:58,027
SO WE TAKE HIS BODY
OUT OF THE PICTURE.
655
00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,528
LET'S HIT HIM
FROM THE INSIDE.
656
00:26:59,561 --> 00:27:01,496
LIPOPOLYSACCHARIDE.
657
00:27:09,571 --> 00:27:11,506
LPS WON'T JUST
GIVE HIM A FEVER.
658
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:13,208
HE COULD HIT 110,
FRY HIS BRAIN.
659
00:27:13,242 --> 00:27:14,643
OR MAKE HIM
JUST TOASTY ENOUGH
660
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,611
TO KEEP HIS BLOOD
FLOWING FREE.
661
00:27:16,645 --> 00:27:18,047
LIKE MY BOWELS.
662
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,183
YOU SMELL THAT?
NOT GONNA GET SWEETER.
663
00:27:21,216 --> 00:27:23,886
YOU NAILED BRENNAN FOR SEEING
WHAT HE WANTED TO SEE.
664
00:27:23,919 --> 00:27:24,887
YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT.
665
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,422
BUT YOU ARE.
YOU USED TO LIKE THIS STUFF.
666
00:27:27,456 --> 00:27:29,058
YOU LEFT HERE BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T LIKE
667
00:27:29,091 --> 00:27:30,860
WHAT YOU WERE
TURNING INTO.
668
00:27:30,893 --> 00:27:32,194
YOU LIKE
WHO YOU ARE NOW?
669
00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:34,096
YOU LIKE BEING
CUDDY'S ERRAND BOY?
670
00:27:34,129 --> 00:27:35,264
[toilet flushes]
671
00:27:35,297 --> 00:27:36,698
THAT WAS JUST
A COURTESY FLUSH.
672
00:27:36,732 --> 00:27:37,767
I'M NOT ACTUALLY DONE.
673
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,068
[door closes]
674
00:27:41,737 --> 00:27:43,739
YOU WANT TO INDUCE
A FEVER?
675
00:27:43,773 --> 00:27:45,775
UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING
TO DON A WHITE T-SHIRT
676
00:27:45,808 --> 00:27:47,276
AND HOP INTO THE HOT TUB
WITH HIM,
677
00:27:47,309 --> 00:27:49,244
I NEED ANOTHER WAY
TO KEEP HIM WARM, OR HE DIES.
678
00:27:49,278 --> 00:27:50,245
YOU COULD MAIM HIM.
679
00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:51,280
I COULD CURE HIM.
680
00:27:51,313 --> 00:27:52,714
I'M NOT LETTING YOU DO IT.
681
00:27:52,748 --> 00:27:55,350
YOU GONNA FIRE ME?
682
00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:56,618
NO.
683
00:27:59,654 --> 00:28:03,192
WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
684
00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:05,694
YOU WERE WON OVER
BY MY SOARING RHETORIC?
685
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,063
I BASICALLY JUST THREATENED
TO HOLD MY BREATH.
686
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,103
YOU NEVER INTENDED
TO STOP ME.
687
00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:15,570
YOU JUST PRETENDED
TO STOP ME,
688
00:28:15,604 --> 00:28:17,706
SO YOU COULD PRETEND
TO FAIL TO STOP ME,
689
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,074
SO YOU COULD
STROKE MY EGO.
690
00:28:19,108 --> 00:28:21,076
UH-UH.
691
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:23,412
WAR DOESN'T END
TILL FOREMAN'S GONE.
692
00:28:23,445 --> 00:28:25,447
FOREMAN'S
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
693
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,351
AND...I KNOW WHEN
MY VICODIN ISN'T VICODIN.
694
00:28:29,384 --> 00:28:31,353
DO YOU KNOW WHEN
YOUR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
695
00:28:31,386 --> 00:28:33,488
AREN'T BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?
696
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:37,492
IF WE CAN KEEP
YOUR FEVER UP,
697
00:28:37,526 --> 00:28:39,761
WE CAN GET YOU BACK
ON DRY LAND.
698
00:28:39,795 --> 00:28:42,764
YOU FEELING OKAY?
699
00:28:42,798 --> 00:28:44,266
SURPRISINGLY, YEAH.
700
00:28:44,299 --> 00:28:46,501
I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
701
00:28:46,535 --> 00:28:48,503
THAT'S NOT THE WAY FEVERS
USUALLY WORK.
702
00:28:50,372 --> 00:28:51,773
NOTHING AROUND HERE
703
00:28:51,807 --> 00:28:54,009
WORKS THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK.
704
00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:55,610
NO KIDDING.
705
00:28:55,644 --> 00:28:57,646
YOU'RE GIVING ME A FEVER.
706
00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:00,749
DOCTORS DON'T GIVE
PEOPLE FEVERS.
707
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,352
IT WAS NECESSARY
TO KEEP YOUR BLOOD FLOWING.
708
00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:05,187
YEAH.
709
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:09,424
IT WAS NECESSARY.
710
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,527
AND THAT WAS ALL
THAT MATTERED.
711
00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:16,765
IT'S EXCITING, ISN'T IT?
712
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,100
YOU'RE HAPPY?
713
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,435
[laughs]
714
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:22,137
WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
715
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:24,773
[machine beeping]
716
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,408
WHOA. HEY.
717
00:29:26,441 --> 00:29:28,643
HEY, YOU WITH ME?
718
00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:31,280
I NEED HELP IN HERE!
719
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,882
[beeping]
720
00:29:32,915 --> 00:29:34,083
DEFIB.
WE GOTTA SHOCK HIM.
721
00:29:34,116 --> 00:29:35,184
GET HIM OUTTA
THE WATER.
722
00:29:35,217 --> 00:29:36,485
(Kutner)
HOW LONG'S HE BEEN OUT?
723
00:29:36,518 --> 00:29:37,853
JUST A FEW SECONDS.
724
00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:46,395
(Kutner)
HE'S DRY ENOUGH.
NOT YET!
725
00:29:46,428 --> 00:29:47,829
(Kutner)
DRY FASTER.
TEN MORE SECONDS.
726
00:29:47,863 --> 00:29:49,932
HE'LL GET BRAIN DAMAGE.
KUTNER, YOU'LL ARC--
727
00:29:49,965 --> 00:29:52,034
HE'S DRY ENOUGH.
CLEAR.
728
00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:53,068
YOU'RE GONNA--
729
00:29:57,806 --> 00:29:59,641
IT WORKED.
730
00:29:59,674 --> 00:30:01,543
FOR ONE OF THEM.
731
00:30:06,982 --> 00:30:08,383
(Taub)
UH, CARDIAC ARREST.
732
00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:10,552
WE WERE ABLE TO SHOCK HIM
BACK TO NORMAL SINUS RHYTHM
733
00:30:10,585 --> 00:30:12,421
AND KUTNER
NEARLY INTO A COMA.
734
00:30:12,454 --> 00:30:14,689
SO NOW YOU'VE
ELECTROCUTED YOURSELF
735
00:30:14,723 --> 00:30:17,526
AND SET A PATIENT
ON FIRE.
736
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:19,494
I LIKE THE DEDICATION.
737
00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,696
- THANK YOU.
- WASN'T A COMPLIMENT.
738
00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:23,132
YEAH, IT WAS.
THE INSULT COMES NOW.
739
00:30:23,165 --> 00:30:24,366
YOU'RE INSANE.
740
00:30:24,399 --> 00:30:26,601
EITHER YOU HAVE
AN AVERSION TO TOWELS,
741
00:30:26,635 --> 00:30:27,836
OR YOU WANT PAIN.
742
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,404
I THINK BOTH.
743
00:30:29,438 --> 00:30:30,605
I'M THINKING IT GOES BACK
TO HIGH SCHOOL GYM.
744
00:30:30,639 --> 00:30:32,174
ANYBODY THINK
WE SHOULD DISCUSS
745
00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:34,643
WHICH INFECTION
IS CAUSING THE COLD AGGLUTININS
746
00:30:34,676 --> 00:30:36,511
BEFORE THEY STOP
HIS HEART AGAIN?
747
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:38,780
SURE, WHY NOT?
748
00:30:39,781 --> 00:30:41,783
UNTIL THEY FIND HIS CAR,
749
00:30:41,816 --> 00:30:44,319
WE HAVE TO ASSUME
HE'S TRAVELED TO OHIO,
750
00:30:44,353 --> 00:30:46,755
CALIFORNIA, CENTRAL AMERICA,
AND POSSIBLY WEEHAWKEN.
751
00:30:46,788 --> 00:30:48,057
NOTHING ON THE BLOOD
CULTURES.
752
00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:50,692
DO 'EM AGAIN.
QUADRUPLE RUN TIME.
753
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,695
WE KNOW THE INFECTION
IS IN HIS HEART.
754
00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:54,829
WE DO A BIOPSY.
755
00:30:54,863 --> 00:30:56,498
WE SEE POLYS,
WE GOT BACTERIAL.
756
00:30:56,531 --> 00:30:58,033
LYMPHS, WE GOT VIRAL.
757
00:30:58,067 --> 00:30:59,168
HE JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
758
00:30:59,201 --> 00:31:01,170
RIPPING OUT A PIECE
MIGHT KILL HIM.
759
00:31:01,203 --> 00:31:02,671
YEAH, YEAH.
760
00:31:02,704 --> 00:31:04,339
WE BIOPSY HIS TOE INSTEAD.
761
00:31:05,941 --> 00:31:08,010
NO! THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.
762
00:31:08,043 --> 00:31:09,544
WON'T TELL US ANYTHING.
763
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,546
BIOPSY HIS HEART.
COME ON.
764
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,614
I'LL JOIN YOU.
765
00:31:19,188 --> 00:31:21,256
I GOT YOU A JOB.
766
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:23,758
MOUNT ZION HOSPITAL
IN BOSTON.
767
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:27,062
THEY HAVE A GREAT
DIAGNOSTICS DEPARTMENT.
768
00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:29,531
GILCHRIST SAID
HE'D TAKE YOU ANYWAY.
769
00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:31,700
THAT WAS...
770
00:31:31,733 --> 00:31:33,302
VERY NICE OF YOU.
771
00:31:33,335 --> 00:31:36,005
OH, GOD. DOES EVERYTHING
HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?
772
00:31:36,038 --> 00:31:38,140
IT'S SIMPLE MATH.
773
00:31:38,173 --> 00:31:39,975
I'M NOT GONNA BACK DOWN.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BACK DOWN.
774
00:31:40,009 --> 00:31:41,243
CUDDY'S NOT GONNA
BACK DOWN.
775
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,312
NO ONE'S GONNA BE HAPPY
HERE.
776
00:31:43,345 --> 00:31:45,180
AND CUDDY'S
GONNA END UP PREGNANT.
777
00:31:45,214 --> 00:31:46,815
[bell dings]
WHAT?
778
00:31:46,848 --> 00:31:48,183
DOESN'T MATTER.
779
00:31:48,217 --> 00:31:50,319
ARE YOU SAYING--
WHAT DOES YOU HAVING SEX--
780
00:31:50,352 --> 00:31:51,620
STARTS MONDAY.
781
00:31:51,653 --> 00:31:53,822
I COULD
HELP YOU PACK.
782
00:31:56,225 --> 00:31:58,660
I DON'T WANT THE JOB.
783
00:31:58,693 --> 00:32:00,962
WELL--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHY NOT?
784
00:32:00,996 --> 00:32:02,531
YOU'RE MISERABLE.
785
00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:04,133
APPARENTLY NOT.
786
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:05,767
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE.
787
00:32:08,237 --> 00:32:09,704
ARE YOU SMILING?
788
00:32:09,738 --> 00:32:11,206
NO.
789
00:32:12,741 --> 00:32:15,244
DO YOUR OWN STUPID BIOPSY.
790
00:32:24,886 --> 00:32:27,822
HIS NAME'S ROBERT ELLIOT.
HE'S FROM HAMILTON, OHIO.
791
00:32:27,856 --> 00:32:30,959
HERE'S EVERYTHING HE HAD
IN HIS TRUNK AND HIS GLOVE BOX.
792
00:32:35,764 --> 00:32:37,566
NO NEED
FOR THE HEART BIOPSY.
793
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:39,801
I NOW KNOW EXACTLY
WHO HE IS
794
00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,636
AND WHAT HE HAS.
795
00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,738
- YOU SAVED HIS LIFE.
- REALLY?
796
00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:45,140
NO, YOU IDIOT.
797
00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:47,142
IT'S VAPOR RUB
AND LUNCH RECEIPTS.
798
00:32:47,176 --> 00:32:48,577
WE HAVE HIS NAME.
799
00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:50,312
WE CAN FIND HIS DOCTOR,
GET HIS MEDICAL RECORDS.
800
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,614
IT'S 8:00 AT NIGHT.
THE BIOPSY WILL BE FASTER.
801
00:32:53,815 --> 00:32:56,751
NOT FAST ENOUGH TO SAVE HIM,
AND THAT'S HARDLY THE POINT.
802
00:32:58,987 --> 00:33:00,655
THIRTEEN.
803
00:33:03,092 --> 00:33:04,626
IS YOUR NAME THIRTEEN?
804
00:33:06,161 --> 00:33:08,463
WHY DID YOU VOLUNTEER
TO GO STREET WALKING?
805
00:33:08,497 --> 00:33:10,432
I THOUGHT I COULD
HELP THAT WAY.
806
00:33:10,465 --> 00:33:13,468
A BLACK MORMON
COULD HELP THAT WAY.
807
00:33:13,502 --> 00:33:14,936
THERE'S NO REASON
FOR YOU TO WANT TO BE THERE.
808
00:33:14,969 --> 00:33:17,772
WHICH MEANS THERE'S A REASON
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE.
809
00:33:17,806 --> 00:33:19,808
DIDN'T WANT
TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR?
810
00:33:29,818 --> 00:33:30,919
[door opens]
811
00:33:30,952 --> 00:33:32,121
(House)
HI.
812
00:33:32,154 --> 00:33:33,322
CUDDY CALLED.
813
00:33:33,355 --> 00:33:36,125
SHE NEEDS YOU
TO IRON HER SHIRTS.
814
00:33:36,158 --> 00:33:37,626
WE'LL TAKE OVER.
815
00:33:38,993 --> 00:33:40,895
GO AHEAD.
816
00:33:48,002 --> 00:33:50,339
JUST...TALK
TO HIM.
817
00:33:50,372 --> 00:33:52,307
UH...YOU MIGHT FEEL
A LITTLE TUG
818
00:33:52,341 --> 00:33:53,942
WHEN THE CATHETER'S
IN THE HEART.
819
00:33:53,975 --> 00:33:57,346
COME ON.
MAKE HIM FEEL COMFORTABLE.
820
00:33:57,379 --> 00:33:59,681
I'VE DONE THIS PROCEDURE
DOZENS OF TIMES.
821
00:33:59,714 --> 00:34:00,682
IT'S COMPLETELY--
822
00:34:00,715 --> 00:34:01,883
MY GOD.
823
00:34:03,218 --> 00:34:05,287
YOU ARE INCREDIBLY HOT.
824
00:34:06,621 --> 00:34:08,823
I'M NOT HERE.
DEAL WITH HER.
825
00:34:08,857 --> 00:34:10,592
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?
826
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:12,827
DO YOU NOT THINK
SHE'S HOT?
827
00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:14,863
I'M NOT THE ALPHA HERE.
SHE IS.
828
00:34:14,896 --> 00:34:16,631
SHE'S MY BOSS.
829
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,334
THE RASH IS BACK.
830
00:34:22,036 --> 00:34:23,405
INCREASE THE DRIP.
831
00:34:25,407 --> 00:34:27,509
IF YOU THINK THAT'S
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
832
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:31,079
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.
833
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:34,115
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S ME.
834
00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:42,023
HEY.
835
00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:43,858
GET IN THERE.
SEE HOW HE'S DOING.
836
00:34:43,892 --> 00:34:45,394
YOU WERE JUST IN THERE.
837
00:34:45,427 --> 00:34:46,895
WELL, APPARENTLY,
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
838
00:34:46,928 --> 00:34:48,463
TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE
WHILE I'M IN THERE.
839
00:34:48,497 --> 00:34:50,965
I'M A BLINDING
WHITE HOT LIGHT OF POWER.
840
00:34:52,434 --> 00:34:53,535
GOT IT.
841
00:34:53,568 --> 00:34:56,838
PINK. GOOD SIZE.
842
00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:58,507
NICE SPECIMEN.
843
00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:00,074
I'M SCARED.
844
00:35:00,108 --> 00:35:01,910
IT'S OKAY.
845
00:35:01,943 --> 00:35:03,678
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
846
00:35:03,712 --> 00:35:05,447
NO.
847
00:35:07,849 --> 00:35:09,184
NO, IT'S NOT.
848
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,088
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN HOW HE'S DOING.
849
00:35:14,122 --> 00:35:15,390
I'M INTERESTED
IN HOW SHE'S DOING.
850
00:35:15,424 --> 00:35:17,426
SO GET IN THERE AND TELL ME
HOW HE'S DOING.
851
00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:19,761
YOU THINK HE'LL MIMIC HER
IF I'M IN THERE WITH HER?
852
00:35:19,794 --> 00:35:21,996
YOU'RE A POWERFUL,
DOMINATING MAN,
853
00:35:22,030 --> 00:35:23,164
BUT WHO KNOWS?
854
00:35:23,198 --> 00:35:24,866
SO I'M GONNA GET FIRED
BEFORE HER.
855
00:35:24,899 --> 00:35:26,735
YES, YOU'RE GONNA GET
FIRED RIGHT NOW
856
00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:28,570
UNLESS YOU GET IN THERE--
857
00:35:28,603 --> 00:35:30,372
NOTHING ON THE BIOPSY.
858
00:35:30,405 --> 00:35:31,406
AND HOW IS HE?
859
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,275
HIS FEVER'S AT 106--
860
00:35:33,308 --> 00:35:36,010
I KNOW.
BUT HOW IS HE?
861
00:35:36,044 --> 00:35:38,980
BITTER?
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED?
862
00:35:39,013 --> 00:35:40,449
HE'S DELIGHTFUL.
863
00:35:40,482 --> 00:35:42,384
LOVES THE SMELL
OF FRESHLY BAKED RHUBARB PIE
864
00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:43,985
AND ISN'T AFRAID TO LOVE.
865
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:45,487
ALSO, HIS RASH
IS COMING BACK.
866
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,988
HE NEEDS THE MEDS
AND THE TUB
867
00:35:47,021 --> 00:35:48,490
JUST TO KEEP HIM
STABLE.
868
00:35:48,523 --> 00:35:50,325
FINE. SOAK HIM AGAIN.
869
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:51,760
HE'LL BE HAPPY.
LOVES HOT TUBS.
870
00:35:51,793 --> 00:35:52,761
NO, YOU LOVE HOT TUBS.
871
00:35:52,794 --> 00:35:54,162
FIND THE REST OF THE GANG.
872
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,897
TELL THEM TO MEET ME
IN THE LECTURE HALL.
873
00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:58,467
HATE HOT TUBS.
874
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,068
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
875
00:36:00,101 --> 00:36:01,970
I HATE...
876
00:36:02,003 --> 00:36:03,505
HE LIKES.
877
00:36:05,674 --> 00:36:07,141
WHO ELSE WAS IN THERE?
878
00:36:07,175 --> 00:36:08,643
NO ONE.
879
00:36:08,677 --> 00:36:10,345
YOU DIDN'T THINK
TO MENTION THAT.
880
00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:12,681
THE GUY LIKES WARM,
SWIRLING WATER.
881
00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:14,749
I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT WAS DIAGNOSTIC.
882
00:36:14,783 --> 00:36:16,985
IT'S NOT.
883
00:36:17,018 --> 00:36:18,453
WHAT IT IS
IS THE WATER HIT HIM,
884
00:36:18,487 --> 00:36:20,455
AND HE HAD A THOUGHT.
885
00:36:20,489 --> 00:36:22,757
NOT ABOUT YOU,
BUT ABOUT HIM.
886
00:36:24,493 --> 00:36:27,496
WE NEED TO SPLASH HIM
SOME MORE.
887
00:36:40,942 --> 00:36:42,877
[jingling keys]
888
00:36:49,418 --> 00:36:51,753
DO I KNOW YOU?
889
00:36:54,122 --> 00:36:55,524
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
890
00:36:55,557 --> 00:36:57,659
YOU TOO.
891
00:36:57,692 --> 00:36:59,794
MY NAME'S ROBERT ELLIOT.
892
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,632
I'M FROM HAMILTON, OHIO.
893
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,868
ME TOO.
894
00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:11,105
WHAT DO YOU DO?
895
00:37:11,139 --> 00:37:12,774
DON'T KNOW...STUFF.
896
00:37:12,807 --> 00:37:14,809
ME TOO.
897
00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:20,248
WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO NEW JERSEY?
898
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:24,252
IS IT WORK OR VACATION?
899
00:37:26,455 --> 00:37:28,590
UH...
900
00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:30,692
WORK.
901
00:37:32,193 --> 00:37:34,128
WHAT TYPE OF WORK?
902
00:37:36,665 --> 00:37:37,766
I'M TIRED.
903
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:55,650
[beep beep]
904
00:37:57,919 --> 00:37:59,754
I EAT OUT A LOT.
905
00:37:59,788 --> 00:38:01,656
IN A LOTTA RESTAURANTS.
906
00:38:05,293 --> 00:38:06,495
"KNOTTY PINE."
907
00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,599
"RITCHIES."
908
00:38:10,632 --> 00:38:12,601
I KNOW THOSE PLACES.
909
00:38:15,269 --> 00:38:16,805
THEY'RE GOOD, HUH?
910
00:38:16,838 --> 00:38:18,740
THEY'RE CONVENIENT.
911
00:38:18,773 --> 00:38:19,808
FOR WHAT?
912
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:21,576
THEY'RE ON THE ROAD.
913
00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:24,078
YOU ON THE ROAD A LOT?
914
00:38:24,112 --> 00:38:26,615
NO MORE THAN YOU,
I SUPPOSE.
915
00:38:31,219 --> 00:38:32,687
YOU EVER USE THIS STUFF?
916
00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:37,492
I USE IT ALL THE TIME.
917
00:38:40,194 --> 00:38:41,830
I USE IT ALL THE TIME.
918
00:38:41,863 --> 00:38:44,232
YEAH. I JUST SAID THAT.
919
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,037
YOU KNOW, THE COOL THING
ABOUT THIS STUFF IS...
920
00:38:49,070 --> 00:38:52,541
YOU CAN DO A LOT WITH IT--
SOFTEN YOUR SKIN, TREAT SCRAPES.
921
00:38:54,175 --> 00:38:55,410
NAUGHTY STUFF.
922
00:39:08,690 --> 00:39:09,824
[inhaling]
923
00:39:09,858 --> 00:39:11,693
[exhales]
924
00:39:11,726 --> 00:39:12,994
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
925
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:18,700
BECAUSE...
926
00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:20,301
DOESN'T SMELL LIKE DUNG.
927
00:39:23,738 --> 00:39:25,940
YOU'RE SAYING
YOU LIKE THE SMELL?
928
00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:29,711
NOT REALLY.
929
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:32,547
JUST DOESN'T
SMELL LIKE DUNG.
930
00:39:34,215 --> 00:39:36,350
BUT SOMETHING ELSE
DOES SMELL LIKE DUNG.
931
00:39:36,384 --> 00:39:38,286
YEAH.
932
00:39:38,319 --> 00:39:39,854
DUNG.
933
00:39:44,893 --> 00:39:45,994
YOU GUYS READY?
934
00:39:47,729 --> 00:39:49,130
NOW IS THE TIME
935
00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:52,967
YOU STARE AT ME
IN SLACK-JAWED AMAZEMENT.
936
00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:54,936
HE SELLS FARM EQUIPMENT.
937
00:39:54,969 --> 00:39:56,938
SEE?
938
00:39:56,971 --> 00:39:59,774
PIG LAGOONS, PIG FARMS.
939
00:39:59,808 --> 00:40:01,710
AND, AS EVERY CHILD KNOWS,
940
00:40:01,743 --> 00:40:05,013
WHERE YOU HAVE PIGS,
YOU HAVE PIG POO.
941
00:40:05,046 --> 00:40:06,648
BUT AS VERY FEW CHILDREN KNOW,
942
00:40:06,681 --> 00:40:07,982
WHERE YOU HAVE PIG POO,
943
00:40:08,016 --> 00:40:10,184
YOU HAVE
EPERYTHROZOON INFECTION.
944
00:40:10,218 --> 00:40:11,953
WE'LL START HIM ON
CLARITHROMYCIN.
945
00:40:11,986 --> 00:40:13,988
THIS TIME TOMORROW,
946
00:40:14,022 --> 00:40:16,057
HE'LL BE BACK
TO HIS OLD SELF.
947
00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:17,526
WHOMEVER THAT MIGHT BE.
948
00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:19,360
IT CAN WAIT.
949
00:40:19,393 --> 00:40:21,295
HE HAS A TEMPERATURE
OF 107.
950
00:40:21,329 --> 00:40:23,698
IT CAN WAIT 15 MINUTES.
951
00:40:23,732 --> 00:40:25,634
YOU KNOW WHERE CUDDY IS?
952
00:40:29,037 --> 00:40:31,973
HI. I'M THE DEAN
OF MEDICINE.
953
00:40:32,006 --> 00:40:33,775
(House)
HI.
954
00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:36,344
I'M THE GUY
WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE.
955
00:40:36,377 --> 00:40:38,379
SO WHAT IF IT'S HOUSE?
956
00:40:38,412 --> 00:40:40,582
THEN I TAKE THE JOB
AT MOUNT ZION.
957
00:40:40,615 --> 00:40:42,116
THERE IS NO JOB
AT MOUNT ZION.
958
00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:43,117
HOUSE SAID--
959
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:44,753
WELL, IF HOUSE SAID IT,
IT MUST BE TRUE.
960
00:40:44,786 --> 00:40:46,187
I CAN FIRE HIM.
961
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:47,956
I CAN FIRE HIM NOW.
I CAN FIRE HIM TOMORROW.
962
00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:49,090
I DON'T EVEN
NEED A REASON.
963
00:40:49,123 --> 00:40:51,092
SHE DOESN'T FIRE ME.
SHE NEVER WILL FIRE ME.
964
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,226
SHE NEEDS ME.
965
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,995
HE'S A GOOD DOCTOR.
THAT'S ALL.
966
00:40:54,028 --> 00:40:55,096
I RESPECT
HIS EXPERTISE, AND I--
967
00:40:55,129 --> 00:40:56,197
SHE'S HOT FOR ME.
968
00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:58,032
SHUT UP.
969
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,603
WELL, THAT COULD HAVE
BEEN EITHER OF US.
970
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,607
YOU HAVE GREAT YA-BOS.
971
00:41:10,211 --> 00:41:12,246
STILL COULD HAVE BEEN
EITHER OF US.
972
00:41:13,615 --> 00:41:15,149
YOU LOSE.
973
00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:16,150
[scoffs]
974
00:41:16,184 --> 00:41:17,518
SERIOUSLY!
975
00:41:17,552 --> 00:41:20,889
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT MY BREASTS
WERE ONE OF MY BEST FEATURES.
976
00:41:20,922 --> 00:41:22,557
DAMN.
977
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:34,969
YOU ALL SUCK.
978
00:41:36,838 --> 00:41:38,840
THE TWO OF YOU
TOOK 14 HOURS
979
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,575
TO FIND A CAR.
980
00:41:40,609 --> 00:41:43,411
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION
THE GUY WITH NO MEMORY
981
00:41:43,444 --> 00:41:46,147
HAD MEMORIES.
982
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,649
IF YOU KEEP ON THINKING
983
00:41:47,682 --> 00:41:50,251
THAT INSANE GUYS
HAVE HIDDEN WISDOM,
984
00:41:50,284 --> 00:41:52,120
YOU'RE GONNA WIND UP
SHOOTING PEOPLE ON A SUBWAY.
985
00:41:54,188 --> 00:41:56,625
SOMETHING.
986
00:41:56,658 --> 00:41:59,193
SO...WHICH ONE OF US
SUCKS THE MOST?
987
00:41:59,227 --> 00:42:00,461
IT'S A TIE.
988
00:42:00,494 --> 00:42:01,930
BETWEEN?
989
00:42:01,963 --> 00:42:02,964
ALL OF YOU.
990
00:42:02,997 --> 00:42:04,098
(Amber)
WE'RE ALL FIRED?
991
00:42:04,132 --> 00:42:05,967
NONE OF YOU ARE FIRED.
992
00:42:07,869 --> 00:42:10,839
[The White Stripes'
We're Going to be Friends]
993
00:42:10,872 --> 00:42:12,573
*
994
00:42:12,607 --> 00:42:15,109
* FALL IS HERE,
HEAR THE YELL *
995
00:42:15,143 --> 00:42:17,445
* BACK TO SCHOOL,
RING THE BELL *
996
00:42:17,478 --> 00:42:19,247
THAT WAS NICE OF YOU.
997
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,849
SURE.
998
00:42:20,882 --> 00:42:22,416
WHY DIDN'T YOU FIRE
ANYONE?
999
00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:23,885
THEY'RE GOOD DOCTORS.
1000
00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:26,454
RIGHT. WHY DIDN'T YOU
LET BRENNAN QUIT?
1001
00:42:26,487 --> 00:42:28,156
HE'S A GOOD DOCTOR.
1002
00:42:28,189 --> 00:42:30,892
RIGHT. BY NOT LETTING
ANYONE GO,
1003
00:42:30,925 --> 00:42:31,960
YOU MADE SIX PEOPLE
HAPPY,
1004
00:42:31,993 --> 00:42:34,896
AND ONE PERSON
HAPPY AND RICH.
1005
00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:37,331
CHASE WON
EVERY ONE OF THOSE BETS.
1006
00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:40,368
SO EITHER YOU'RE JUST
REALLY NICE, OR...
1007
00:42:40,401 --> 00:42:41,535
WHAT'S YOUR CUT?
1008
00:42:42,937 --> 00:42:44,172
50%.
1009
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,241
HOW BAD DO YOU
WANNA KEEP YOUR JOB?
1010
00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:49,243
I'LL KEEP MY MOUTH
SHUT.
1011
00:42:50,879 --> 00:42:51,946
HEY.
1012
00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:56,685
YOU ACTUALLY DO WANNA STAY,
DON'T YOU?
1013
00:42:56,718 --> 00:42:58,619
I THINK I DO.
1014
00:42:58,653 --> 00:43:00,388
EVERY ONE OF THOSE IDIOTS
1015
00:43:00,421 --> 00:43:01,756
GOT SOME INSIGHT
ABOUT THEMSELVES
1016
00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:02,891
FROM THE PIG SALESMAN.
1017
00:43:02,924 --> 00:43:04,893
NOT ONE OF THEM
DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
1018
00:43:04,926 --> 00:43:06,895
PEOPLE DON'T LEARN.
THEY DON'T CHANGE.
1019
00:43:06,928 --> 00:43:08,830
BUT YOU DID.
1020
00:43:08,863 --> 00:43:10,865
YOU'RE A FREAK.
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