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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,479 You won't 2 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,198 Forsake me 3 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,713 To heaven 4 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,795 You take me 5 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,074 Don't try to wake me 6 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,111 I'm just lost in a dream 7 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,753 I know that you won't 8 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,913 Forsake me 9 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,553 To heaven 10 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:11,635 You take me 11 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,954 Don't try to wake me 12 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,593 I'm just lost in a dream 13 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,160 I'm just lost in a 14 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,191 Dream 15 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,355 - And three, thank you. - Thank you. 16 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,074 Ouch! 17 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,757 - Ow. - Keep still. 18 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,950 Look, do you mind, you're hurting. 19 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,673 It's all part of the training. 20 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,314 None of us is bloody perfect. 21 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,952 Get your head in there. Come on, get a move on. 22 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,991 I say, steady on! 23 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,715 - Shouldn't I have a hairnet? - Course not, it doesn't matter. 24 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,196 - You always had small tits and a big bum? - Sorry? 25 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,120 Thought so. I've put you on gas mark four... 26 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,436 Back in two days, all right? 27 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,077 Can I have a magazine? 28 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,273 ...Standing side by side. If you know anything about skipping 29 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,153 You'll know that this is quite fascinating. Stand side by side 30 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,714 And place your near arm round your partner's waist. 31 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,512 I do this with my friend Doris. 32 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,279 Or you can hold inside hands. We do that too. 33 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,834 The swing of the rope must be from the wrist in both cases 34 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,110 Otherwise the rope will not turn evenly. 35 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,437 And you can have formation skipping teams of any number. 36 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,595 Would you like to join? 37 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,957 Have I got nice tits or have I got nice tits? 38 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,830 I've got better tits than her. 39 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,474 At least I don't wear bloody falsies. 40 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:55,236 - Chevely Wonder. - Seven to two. 41 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,237 - Ought to go. - How much? 42 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,237 - A dollar. - All right. 43 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,476 - And cross double it with the other two. - OK. 44 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,118 Lynda? 45 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,753 I think you're done, dear. 46 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,077 It's awfully hot under here. 47 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,872 It's always like that. 48 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,639 - Bugger! - There's a very unpleasant smell. 49 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,593 - Don't fidget! - You didn't give me a magazine. 50 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,998 You're getting a free bloody perm, what do you expect? 51 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,151 Fine. 52 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,952 Good. 53 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,799 Yes. Yes. 54 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,150 - Yes. You pleased with that? - Yes, thank you. 55 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,954 Oh. 56 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,872 Look. 57 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,354 Look at my hair! 58 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,918 Look what you've done to my hair! 59 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,917 Oh, I don't know. 60 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,190 It looks nice. It's nice. 61 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,958 Look at it! Look at it! 62 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,152 Oh, shut up, you silly fat cow! You can always wear a hat. 63 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,191 Lynda, come with me. 64 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,836 People just don't want to hear a lot of filthy talk 65 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,109 When they're having a perm. 66 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,151 Come on, out. 67 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,998 - I did not swear at her. - It's unprofessional and disgusting. 68 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,876 Only took it on to please you. 69 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,112 Look there. Up there. There's an opening waiting. 70 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,390 All yours. Security for life. 71 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,396 This town's full of women crying out for perms. 72 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,999 - Hello, Dad. - Hello, Margaret. 73 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,553 - Hello, Lynda. - Oh, bugger off. 74 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,910 Watch your... Just watch it. 75 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,280 Ever since you were a child, you and your disgusting mouth. 76 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,799 Thank you very much. 77 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,639 - There's something wrong with you, my girl. - I'm bloody bored. 78 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,671 Language. 79 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,311 - Cod or haddock, what do you want? - Cod. 80 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,351 Dog. 81 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,437 Elizabeth! Lynda, look. 82 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,996 Look, Margaret, look there. That's your dad! 83 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,593 Come on, Margaret. 84 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,999 Millie. 85 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,633 Hello, brother. 86 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,956 Hello, prettiness. You get prettier every day. 87 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,991 Got a kiss for your father? 88 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,879 Is that Lynda? 89 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,149 Take that off, Lynda. Take it off! 90 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,793 Have you brought us any presents? 91 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,672 Where's that kiss for your dad, Lynda? 92 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,752 No, I don't believe it. When? 93 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,313 Well, this was before the war. 94 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,991 No! I don't believe it. 95 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,111 Spectacular. 96 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,278 - On one of the liners? - That's correct. 97 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,436 Oh, I just don't believe it, do you? 98 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,232 I don't think the man would lie to us, Joan. 99 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,033 Oh no, I mean, I just can't believe it. 100 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,037 - Nor can I. - I can. 101 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,798 Oh, you only say that because you never liked her. 102 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,194 - Who? - You. 103 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,312 - Never liked who? - Gracie Fields! 104 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,509 I think she screaks. 105 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,790 - For goodness' sake! - Oh, come on! 106 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,150 Your father has cut... 107 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,556 Gracie Fields's hair, how about that then? 108 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,999 Shampoo, set and trim. 109 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,476 - Shampoo, set and trim. - They don't know what you're talking about. 110 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,352 - What? - They think you're off your rocker. 111 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,549 Don't you? 112 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,432 Our Gracie. 113 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,559 That's Gracie Fields. 114 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,911 - Hardly. - I'll get some more water. 115 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,237 - Show them the picture, Hubert. - I was going to. 116 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,239 - She gave me this. - Ohh, look at that! 117 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,636 - Very nice. - I've not seen this before. 118 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,956 Of course not, woman. 119 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,958 - Can I read what it says? - That's a lock of her hair. 120 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,799 - It's not! - It is. 121 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,911 "To Hubert, 122 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,032 "With thanks and good wishes... 123 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,718 "Gracie Fields." 124 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,239 Lynda just said "up your bum". 125 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,635 And "pig's willy". 126 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,314 Out! 127 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,239 - Go on, out! - Hubert... 128 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,079 - Out. - Don't be hard on the girl. 129 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,196 I have not travelled the oceans of the world to come home to language like that. 130 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,231 Bed! 131 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,840 What's the matter? 132 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,114 What's all the fuss about, eh? 133 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,477 I wish he hadn't come home. 134 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,797 I wish he'd stayed at sea with bloody Gracie Fields. 135 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,836 - Hey, no cycling! - Up your bum. 136 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,030 Lynda! Lynda! 137 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,439 Say hello to your Uncle Harry. 138 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,278 - Give us a chance. - Hello, Lynda. 139 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,515 - Your Uncle Harry... - Uncle Harry. 140 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,837 Your Uncle Harry's got a job for you. You start tomorrow. 141 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,757 - If you want it. - She wants it. 142 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,031 - Start tomorrow at eight. - You'd better get home to bed then. 143 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,310 Good. See you at eight, get you started. 144 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,351 I'm sure you'll be very happy. 145 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,635 Where? Where do I have to be tomorrow at eight? 146 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,151 The garage, the bus company. 147 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,760 Hello. 148 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,156 Hello? 149 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,515 What are you laughing at? 150 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,679 It's hot. Warm work, riding bikes. 151 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,279 I fancy you, actually. 152 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,278 You can take me to the pictures, there's a Betty Grable film on. 153 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,311 You can take me if you want. 154 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,039 Yeah, maybe. 155 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,674 Do you think I've got legs like Betty Grable? 156 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,755 I don't know. 157 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,077 If you take me on Saturday night, I'll buy my own ticket. 158 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,510 All right. 159 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,319 Bye! 160 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,633 Brian? 161 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,034 Betty Grable! 162 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,029 - Hello. - Hello. 163 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,514 I haven't seen you here before. 164 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,517 - No. - Why not? 165 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,074 I've not been here, have I, drip. 166 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,915 Would you like to come dancing? 167 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,871 - The Rex, Saturday night. - Lynda. 168 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,831 I'm a good dancer. 169 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,871 I can't, I've already got a date. 170 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,115 Morning, Mr Figgis. 171 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,151 This way please, you're late. 172 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,677 - You don't know what you're missing. - Neither do you. 173 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,153 It's not Betty Grable. 174 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,715 What? 175 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,956 It's not Betty Grable. 176 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,798 This is not a Betty Grable film. 177 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,992 I know... 178 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,236 Dri-p. 179 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,999 ...Starting something I can't finish. 180 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,600 Giving you happiness for a little while and... 181 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,510 - And... - Oh, darling... 182 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,359 Happiness such as we can have is worth grasping, 183 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,471 Even if it's only for a day, an hour. 184 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,750 If you stand on the highest peak for one moment 185 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,998 You've had what most people strive in vain for all their lives. 186 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,795 - If only I could believe it. - Darling, listen to me. 187 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,354 You say you've only a few months. 188 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,755 How long has anyone in the world? How long have I? 189 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,952 A month, a year? Well, perhaps I'll get away with it altogether 190 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,752 And so may you. 191 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,711 But we're all living dangerously. 192 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,229 There isn't an certainty any more. 193 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,033 There's just today and the hope of tomorrow. 194 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,310 Oh, darling. 195 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,318 Please, let's... let's take all the happiness we can 196 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,397 While we can. 197 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,033 Don't be afraid. 198 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,555 All right, my darling. I won't be afraid. 199 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,916 I'll never be afraid any more. 200 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,356 What's the matter, Lynda? 201 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,199 What's the matter? 202 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,359 Lynda. 203 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,320 Lynda? 204 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,112 What's the matter? 205 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,231 What's the matter? 206 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,512 Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 207 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,795 I liked it, it was nice, silly bugger! 208 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,596 Now then, now then, none of that here! 209 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,836 - Steady on! - What do you think you're doing? 210 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,032 - This is a picture palace, not a brothel. - I'm sorry, sir, very sorry. 211 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,514 I'll be talking to your parents. 212 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,358 Oh, please! It won't happen again. 213 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,629 It's disgusting. 214 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,079 Oh, sod the pair of you! 215 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,519 I'll be talking to your father. 216 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,551 Bloody good luck to you! 217 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,477 Here, get off before I kick your arse. 218 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,830 Go on, or I'll kick your arse! 219 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,679 Yes, sir? 220 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,512 And...they go right up to my belly button. 221 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,152 Marks and Spencer's, do you like them? 222 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,191 Look nice, don't they? 223 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,634 Do you like my suspenders? 224 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,512 What about your knickers? 225 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,437 Stop! Stop this! Out! 226 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,190 You're fired. 227 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,311 You're all fired. 228 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,271 No, no, no you're not. 229 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,674 Just you, you're fired. 230 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,677 You lot, out! 231 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,109 Back to the buses. Get back! 232 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,278 But I was only showing them my new knickers, Mr Figgis. Look! 233 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,439 ..Upstairs and downstairs 234 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,835 In my lady's chamber 235 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,269 Goosey, goosey, gander 236 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,436 Where did I wander? 237 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,596 Upstairs and downstairs 238 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,631 In my lady's chamber 239 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,277 Then I saw an old man 240 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,153 Didn't say his prayers 241 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,271 Took him by the left leg 242 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,676 And threw him down the stairs 243 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,836 Goosey, goosey, gander 244 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,871 Where did I wander?♪ 245 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,359 Your father says you've, er, 246 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,710 Sworn constantly since you were a child. 247 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,512 My first word was bum. 248 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,789 Really? 249 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,434 - He's very worried about your, er... - Swearing. 250 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,471 Yes, that's right, and your... 251 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,511 Your behaviour. 252 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,075 As I said, I'm, er... 253 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,111 - I'm here to help you. - That's nice. 254 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,798 Mm. 255 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,673 Once we discover what kind of help you need. 256 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,915 Good. 257 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,512 Do you know what a psychiatrist is? 258 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,551 - No. - You don't? 259 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,754 Do you resent coming here? 260 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,199 No, why should I? 261 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,913 I thought it'd make a nice day out. 262 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:09,070 I tell you what we'll do, Lynda. Do you mind if I call you Lynda? 263 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,270 I prefer that to Beryl. 264 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,993 Is Beryl your second name? 265 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,439 No! 266 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,271 I tell you what we'll do. 267 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,274 Let's go through the alphabet. We'll start at A. 268 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,594 Best place. 269 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,553 And I want you to tell me all the swear words you know 270 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,829 Beginning with A. 271 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,951 - Then we'll go on to, er... - B. 272 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,150 And so on. Do you get the picture? 273 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,833 So... A. The letter A. 274 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,077 - Arse. - Arse. Good. 275 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,474 Do you really want me to do this? 276 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,955 - You feel foolish, do you, when you swear? - No... 277 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,798 Only when I'm sat here like this. 278 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,751 - Do you feel guilty? - What about? 279 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,189 Let's go on. Arse... 280 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,594 Hole. 281 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,233 - Hole? - Arse. 282 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,590 - Hole. - Yeah, that's it. 283 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,392 Ah, good, yes. 284 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,080 - And holes. - - Holes. 285 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,758 Of course. 286 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,790 Let's move on to B. 287 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,639 Leave those behind, ha ha. 288 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,000 B. 289 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,919 - Bloody, bastard, bugger, bum. - Very good. 290 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,473 - And holes. - - Holes. 291 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,954 - Bum. - Holes. 292 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,911 Yes, of course, very good. 293 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,158 Now, Lynda...C. 294 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,599 We missed balls. 295 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,631 So we did, never mind. C. 296 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,511 - No. - Take your time. 297 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,709 Can't think of nothing. 298 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,070 Think very hard now. 299 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,758 The letter C. 300 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,519 Something very filthy. 301 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,551 Very, very dirty. 302 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,154 Cacka? 303 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,430 Cacka? 304 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,790 Cacka. Pooh-poohs. 305 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,638 - Are you feeling ashamed? - What of? 306 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,830 - What you're really thinking. - I'm not thinking anything. 307 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,474 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 308 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,834 Very well then. D. 309 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,279 - Damn. - Precisely. 310 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,435 F. The letter F. 311 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,437 - We've missed out E. - There isn't one with E. 312 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,710 - There might be. - There isn't, take my word for it. 313 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,751 - We could give it a try. - F. 314 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,110 Can you think of a filthy, dirty, smutty word, 315 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,389 Beginning with F. 316 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,750 - Not too hard, I should think, Lynda. - No. 317 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,876 - Come on, come on, of course you can. - I can't. 318 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,752 Of course you can. I can, anybody can. 319 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,313 Well, what then? You tell me. 320 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,749 You must be one of the last people on earth not to know. 321 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,234 Everybody knows a swear word with F. 322 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,998 Then, what are you asking me for? 323 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,474 Because I want to hear you say it. 324 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,079 You dirty old bugger. 325 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,517 It is difficult to be sure without further investigations 326 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,439 But I would conjecture that something has happened to Lynda 327 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,120 During the course of her adolescence. 328 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,753 Her mother died when she was eleven 329 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,155 - Would that have anything to do with it? - Possibly. 330 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,111 What can I do? 331 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,760 I'm ashamed of her, Doctor, she's an embarrassment. 332 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,950 - Is there nothing you can do? - She's a difficult case. 333 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,196 Can you make some more appointments for her? 334 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,596 - Will it cost the same for each visit? - Yes, it will. 335 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,756 Then I'm not sure that it's worth it. 336 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,069 Thank you, thank you. 337 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,553 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 338 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,719 We have a star number for you from our feature vocalist, Rudy Stephenson. 339 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:03,674 And he's going to sing for all you sweethearts and lovers. 340 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,757 And also for Trevor Wilson and Tessa Phipps 341 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,838 Who became engaged today. 342 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,440 Thank you. We'd like you to dance nice and close together, 343 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,676 As Rudy gives you his own very special rendition 344 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,314 Of that all-time favourite, Lost In A Dream. 345 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,513 When it comes to dreams 346 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:40,157 ♪Love has always played the leading part 347 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:46,110 I don't play for dimes and nickels 348 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:51,957 I don't play to be the last 349 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,749 When it comes to love 350 00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:01,716 I shoot first, shoot to kill 351 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:06,960 I aim straight for the heart 352 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:12,591 You won't forsake me 353 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,875 To heaven you'll take me 354 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,915 Don't try to wake me 355 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:30,717 I'm just lost in a dream 356 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,510 Don't try to wake me 357 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:44,312 Cos I'm just lost in a dream♪ 358 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,760 This is my grandma's bedroom. 359 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,394 That's your grandma's bed. 360 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,832 What did you, er, tell your Dad? 361 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,156 I'm staying with my friend, Pauline. 362 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,793 Where's your gran? 363 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,353 Tunbridge Wells. 364 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,396 She's gonna leave me this house in her will. 365 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,269 You all right in there? 366 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:27,474 - I'll be out in a minute. - You've been in there bloody hours. 367 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,636 You get into bed. 368 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,671 I might fall asleep. 369 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,799 Cor... 370 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,433 Iook at you. 371 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,270 Do you fancy me? 372 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,119 Not half as much as you fancy yourself. 373 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,277 What kind of cigarette is that? 374 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,515 Du Maurier. 375 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,954 - Really? - They're the best. 376 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,278 Toothpaste. 377 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,516 I'm going to make love to you. 378 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,959 Do bloody hope so. 379 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,037 Like you've never been made love to before. 380 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,798 Shouldn't be too difficult. 381 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,275 I'm going to do it to you... 382 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,719 Right now. 383 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,670 I might have a baby. I just thought I'd mention it before we go too far. 384 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,199 No chance. 385 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,232 I'm not so dolly dumb as I look, you know. 386 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,953 Don't worry. 387 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,354 Dave thinks of everything. 388 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,232 Oh, Durrex! 389 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,635 - Durex. - My dad sells these, what are they for? 390 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,673 To stop you having babies. 391 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,915 What? 392 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,151 Crafty bugger! 393 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,271 No wonder he hides them under the counter. 394 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,437 Ugh! 395 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,471 You don't have to eat them, do you? 396 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,318 No. 397 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,318 They're plonkers. What the Yanks call condoms. 398 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,910 You've been done mate. There's not one in this packet. 399 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,439 That's cos I'm wearing it. 400 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,473 Are you? 401 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,118 Yes, I am. 402 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,432 Oh! So you are. 403 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,591 Come on, Dave, quick, let's do it. 404 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,758 Hang on. 405 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,194 - What are you laughing at? - I'm not, I'm not... 406 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,910 Ooh, ow! 407 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,840 What do we do now? 408 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,110 Oh, Lynda... 409 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,117 Any more fares... 410 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,150 Please! 411 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,917 Oh. 412 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,430 That was quick. 413 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,993 Did you like it? 414 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,236 Oh, it was nice, but, um, 415 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,839 Quicker than I expected. 416 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:24,915 Don't worry. 417 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,553 Is it always as quick as that? 418 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,194 No, don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. 419 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,151 We've got all night. 420 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,478 That's good. 421 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,353 Then you'd better swallow another one of these. 422 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,435 What was that? 423 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,157 Oh, my God, who is it? 424 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,158 - Bloomin' heck! - Dave, who is it? 425 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,270 It's my dad! 426 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,391 Wait a second. 427 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,951 If it's my dad, tell him I'm not here! 428 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,115 David! 429 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,309 It's me uncle. 430 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,271 - Are you in there, David? - Oh, my God! 431 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,709 - I'll have to let him in. - No! 432 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,080 - Under, quick. - What?! 433 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,440 Get under the bed. 434 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,959 Come on quick! 435 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,115 He's got a key. 436 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,913 If he's got a key, what's he knocking on the bloody door for? 437 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,997 You up there, David? 438 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,550 What you doing in your grandmother's bed? 439 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,999 What's it look like? 440 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,190 Does your grandma know you're sleeping in her bed? 441 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,435 Course she does. 442 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,757 If she comes back and finds you in her bed, there'll be trouble. 443 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,599 - Yeah, all right, so what? - Mitch! 444 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,951 I've been given to understand you brought a girl home here last night. 445 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,149 What? 446 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,510 - Mitch! - Who told you that? 447 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,397 Never you mind. 448 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,399 - I went dancing last night. - At the Rex. 449 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,149 but I never brought no girl home, Uncle Brian, not me. 450 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,157 I wouldn't dream of such a thing, Uncle Brian. 451 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,759 I should hope not. 452 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,078 You should be up, this time of day. You should be out doing something. 453 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,997 Where have you been, church? 454 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,792 Taking the dog for a walk. 455 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,195 Keeping an eye on things. 456 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,551 - The bloody dog's got one of your plonkers! - I know! 457 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,950 Come on, for God's sake. 458 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,991 - Sorry. - Your dad in? 459 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,116 - What do you want? - Dad in? 460 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,674 No. He's not back yet. 461 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,950 Not back yet? Do you mind if I come in? 462 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,799 Stand there like a bloody dummy, I don't care. 463 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,154 I don't know where he is. 464 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,038 I never said you did. 465 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,754 So what are you staring at, then? 466 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:38,149 You, er... You gonna take up hairdressing like your dad? 467 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,520 No, thanks. 468 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,839 - Reckon you could give me a trim? - Get the pudding basin. 469 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,473 I'll give it a try. 470 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,829 So, you're the troublesome one eh? 471 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,076 - What do you mean? - What do you mean? 472 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,430 That's what your dad says. 473 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,391 Says you're a troublesome bugger. 474 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,829 He can't wait to get rid of you. 475 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,553 Why are you limping? 476 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,591 What do you mean? 477 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,559 You got something the matter with your leg? 478 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,954 No, why? 479 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,239 You got something the matter with yours? 480 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,476 I don't think so, no. 481 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,155 Think you're it, don't you, hm? 482 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,952 - What do you mean? - What do you mean? 483 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,355 Troublesome bugger. 484 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,437 Think you're God's gift, don't you? 485 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,472 I think I'm all right, thank you very much. 486 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,909 I think you're all the same. 487 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,436 Don't know what you've got it for. 488 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,034 All you young girls... 489 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,879 You're scared... 490 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,957 All talk. 491 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,277 Scared of a real man, ain't you? Eh? 492 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,470 You bugger. 493 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,909 You dirty bugger. 494 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,873 Where's your sister? Eh? 495 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,878 Girl Guides, she's gone to Girl Guides. 496 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,435 I'll see you later out the back when the pub's shut. 497 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,834 That's what you think. 498 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,030 Hubert! 499 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,037 Oh, Eric, how did we do? 500 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,754 - Not so bad, not so bad. - I want a word with you. 501 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,518 - I'm going out. - Are you? 502 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,551 Great Eastern, Blue Boy, Tee's Delight. On the nose, cross doubles and a treble. 503 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,797 - Every one a winner. - Very nice, very nice. 504 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,399 Very nice. 505 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,714 Here... 506 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,400 Sixteen pounds there. 507 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,513 Seven and...six. 508 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,119 You're a toff. Here. 509 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,754 - Oh, thanks. - Stay for a drink? 510 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,314 - Oh, no, no, got to push on. - Got to push on. 511 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,112 - Come on, parrot. - Parrot. 512 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,152 - Show the man to the door. - Yes, Dad. 513 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,630 - She's a lovely girl, isn't she? - You think so? 514 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,830 - Oh, yeah, lovely girl. - Then make me an offer. 515 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,996 Eh? 516 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,155 Ha ha. 517 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,999 Make me an offer! No reasonable offer refused. 518 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,554 - Half a dollar, on the nose? - Done. 519 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,119 - Hope your finger stinks. - I'll see you later. 520 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,151 Cock off. 521 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,559 Hey! 522 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,956 - Hey! Where do you think you're going? 523 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,990 Out! 524 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,872 - Oh, no, you're not. - Oh, yes, I am. 525 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,275 You're not, I'm telling you, you're not. 526 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,674 You stay in for a change. 527 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,030 I stay in, look after boring you know who, 528 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,310 You go to the pub or club...lovely. 529 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,350 Wrong. Freemasons. 530 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,913 Same thing. Yap, yap, yap, yap. 531 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,998 Bit of this, bit of that, then on to the pub or club with Long John Silver. 532 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,599 It's all bloody boozing. 533 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,270 Lynda, I don't want to hear it, I won't have that kind of talk! Do you hear? 534 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,438 Get rid of me then. Make me an offer, ha ha. 535 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,869 You keep away from bus conductors. 536 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,560 Bus conductor! Look at you, that's just about your... 537 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,318 I'm ashamed to be your father. 538 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,351 Oh, cock off! 539 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,837 Hey! You're not too old madam! 540 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,075 Remember that! 541 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,038 - Your bike's on fire. - Up your bum! 542 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,792 You'll have to wait a bloody long time, Mr Stinky Finger, 543 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,990 Parrot chops, Long John Silver. 544 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:46,476 Up your bum, up your bum, up your bum, up your bum♪ 545 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,070 Up your bum, Mr Long John Silver. 546 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,549 Up your bum, up your bum 547 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,989 Up...your...bum 548 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,314 Up your bum 549 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,759 Up your bum, up your bum 550 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,952 Up your bum, up your bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 551 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,311 Up your bum, up your bum! 552 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,319 Up your bum, up your bum, up your bum! 553 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,509 Up your bum! 554 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,279 Up your bum, up your bum! 555 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,199 Up your bum, up your bum! Up your bum! 556 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,834 Up your bum!♪ 557 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,871 What's going on down there? 558 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,799 Just trying to find the cat, Mrs Fartley. 559 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,592 Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. 560 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,994 Oh! Ooh! 561 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,715 - Next. - Two sixes ple... 562 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,749 Can I have two sixes, please? 563 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,234 Two sixes. 564 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,316 Open or closed? 565 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,397 Er, open please. 566 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,670 Two sixes, a shilling please. 567 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:19,920 - Sorry I haven't got anything, er, bigger. - No bother, we can use the change. 568 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,479 Next. 569 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,716 I want two cod and fours, a cod and six, a plaice and six 570 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,229 Two threes, three fours and a couple of sixes. 571 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,269 All with crispy bits. 572 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,030 - Open or closed? - Closed. 573 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,957 Two cod and four, a cod and six, 574 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,594 - What else? - A plaice and six, 575 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,519 Two threes, three fours and a couple of sixes, 576 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,471 - All with crispy bits. - Please! 577 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,715 Please. 578 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,995 Cock off. 579 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,710 Dave? 580 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,029 I'll see you later. 581 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,434 Hello, Lynda. 582 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,675 There, you bugger, that's for you. 583 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,950 Lynda, I'm sorry. 584 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,594 Too bloody late. 585 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,478 Ooh! 586 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,549 Hello, it's me, troublesome bugger, remember? 587 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,399 - About bloody time. - Cheeky sod. 588 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,559 - What are you hanging about here for? - Collecting bets. 589 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,591 Come and stand over by this wall. 590 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,029 Shh. This way. 591 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,478 Come on! 592 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,435 Come on, hurry up. 593 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,271 Have you got a match? 594 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,309 Can I have my matches back? 595 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,351 Mr Mingy. 596 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,479 What's this? 597 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,079 There. 598 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,592 How many you had on there? 599 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,438 Oh, a few. 600 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,517 - How many bus conductors? - Oh, loads. 601 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,757 I'm not fussy, that's why I'm here with you. 602 00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,436 - So, you had a bust-up with your boyfriend. - Word gets round quick. 603 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,630 All the little tongues go clack, clack, clack. 604 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,314 What's all this then? 605 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,911 I come here to sleep, 606 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,839 To escape my dad and boring bloody sister. 607 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,473 Who with? 608 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,553 You. 609 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,357 What you got down there, then? 610 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,392 - Don't know, have to have a look. - Have a look? 611 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,796 Do you love me? 612 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,514 No, I don't love anybody, 613 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,551 Not even meself. 614 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,513 Bloody hell. 615 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,755 Come on. 616 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,189 - Think you're it, don't you? - You said that before. 617 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,230 Then I must be right. 618 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,274 You don't know how lucky you are, I'm practically a virgin. 619 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,711 You've still got your pants on. 620 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,159 Not for long. 621 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,793 Oh, my God, it's my dad. 622 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,558 - It's my dad! - Quiet! 623 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,315 Oh! 624 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,510 I'm very sorry, madam, the, er... 625 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,518 The gate was open and I thought you might have intruders. 626 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,151 Beg your pardon. 627 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,635 Oh my God, bloody hell. 628 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,832 If he wakes my dad, we're both dead! 629 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,837 I thought it was him, I really did. 630 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,399 Don't light the candle, if he come out here we're dead. 631 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,272 Shut up and come down here. 632 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,630 - Oh, my heart. - Come here. 633 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,913 I'm shaking like a bag of jelly, can you feel? We left the bloody gate open. 634 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,315 What's the worry? Forget it. 635 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,637 - I thought it was him. - What's it matter? 636 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,798 I can take care of your old man you take care of mine. 637 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,470 - Oh, thank God it wasn't him. - What's it matter? 638 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,477 - He don't care. - Who? 639 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,150 Your dad. Can't wait to get shut of you. 640 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,350 Half a dollar. 641 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,519 - That's what you think. - That's what I know. 642 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,791 - What do you mean? - What do you mean? 643 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:07,994 He told me. He can't wait to get rid of you. 644 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,477 Says you're a bloody nuisance, which you are. 645 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,753 He's fed up looking after you. 646 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,997 Big girl like you, should be looking after yourself. 647 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,032 So what if he does come in here? I don't care. 648 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,838 Mm? 649 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,075 Can't do it now. 650 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,952 - Why not? - I'm scared. 651 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,436 - You're not leaving here until you do. - You have to wear a plonker. 652 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,914 Uh-uh. 653 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,394 I'm not doing it unless you do. 654 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,717 - You don't know what you're missing. - No plonker, no nookie. 655 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,196 Look, I'm an expert, I know what I'm doing, I'll look after you. 656 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:46,675 Look, I'm a cowboy, didn't you know that, eh? 657 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,314 The best bare-back riders in town. 658 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,354 There's some cotton thread and needles for the folks away up yonder 659 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,597 A shovel for a miner who left his home to wander 660 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,520 ♪Some rheumatism pills for the settlers in the hills 661 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:13,157 Get along, mule! Get along 662 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:20,274 Big finish. Get along, mule, get along!♪ 663 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,154 That was wonderful! Truly wonderful. 664 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,760 I have to give you a big kiss for that. 665 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,038 Come here! 666 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,989 - You should be a professional. - Oh, I am, I am. 667 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,031 You too, Harry. 668 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,919 Any more, any more? 669 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,750 What about you, Auntie Millie? 670 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,474 Oh, I suppose so, why not? 671 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,909 You make me sound like some old woman. 672 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,439 You too, Joan. 673 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,869 Oh, I thought you'd have to have a go at me. 674 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,711 He's not fussy. 675 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,153 And... 676 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,192 The lovely Lynda. 677 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,750 Isn't she lovely? 678 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,029 Lovely. 679 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,719 In, out, in, out, shake it all about 680 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,878 You do the hokey cokey and you turn around 681 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,958 And that's what it's all about♪ 682 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,389 Oh, hokey cokey cokey! 683 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,636 Oh, hokey cokey cokey! 684 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,920 Oh, hokey cokey cokey! 685 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,237 Knees bend, arms stretch, ra ra ra!♪ 686 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,438 Your mother wouldn't approve. 687 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,510 Pity she's not here to say. 688 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,871 She'd have shown you the door. 689 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,911 I've seen it. 690 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,951 I'm a respected man, Lynda. 691 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,831 A freemason. 692 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,711 I know that doesn't mean much to you. 693 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,751 Why should it? 694 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:05,474 I'm not here to be made a bloody fool of, Lynda. 695 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,431 There's such thing as dignity. 696 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,551 You seem to think you're smart 697 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,069 But I'm afraid you'll end up the bloody fool. 698 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,671 Just don't do it in my house. 699 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,593 I don't want to be witness to that kind of spectacle. 700 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,631 What about Maisie Mathews? 701 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,710 I'm a man. 702 00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:00,599 I don't know why you've turned out the way you have. 703 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,631 God knows! 704 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,551 You're...You're in such a rush. 705 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,911 Why be in such a rush about it all? 706 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,109 I've left him. 707 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,711 - Who? - Who? Him! 708 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,629 And my boring bloody sister. 709 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,512 She said she wants to join the army. 710 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,678 I thought she meant the Sally Army, but she means the army. 711 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,194 - How'd you get in? - It's not locked, is it? 712 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:09,154 You said you wanted me through the night. You've got me now. 713 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,396 Father's blessing. Good riddance. 714 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,879 Can bugger off if you want. 715 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,071 Now... 716 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,910 Come here. 717 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,791 Cuddle me, please. 718 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,271 I'll clear up. 719 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,671 It's a bloody mess in here. 720 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,631 You stink of booze and fags. 721 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,031 You stink of chip fat. 722 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,991 It's this. 723 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,350 No, it's not. 724 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,391 Take it off. 725 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,351 You'd better take this off and all. 726 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:12,034 I can just fit you in before the Novices Handicap at Kempton. 727 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,670 Oh, come on, come on. What's all the fuss? 728 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,353 Hold me, please. Just hold me. 729 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,232 What's the matter? 730 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,794 Gone off it, have you? Not going to do it any more? 731 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,399 No! 732 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,829 We'll have to ring the papers about that, won't we? 733 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,789 - I'll go to Bournemouth. - You what? 734 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,514 You what? Bournemouth. 735 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,876 If you don't want me, I'll run away to bloody Bournemouth. 736 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,877 Course I want you. 737 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,117 They don't have fish and chip shops in Bournemouth, you know. 738 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,275 Or sheds. 739 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,550 Now, what would you do without fish and chips, 740 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,637 Sheds and my old man, eh? 741 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,270 Come on. 742 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,277 Come on. 743 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,758 Come on, lovey. 744 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,074 Hold it still, ladies. Stay still. 745 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,551 Hold it just like that, ladies. 746 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:51,670 Very still. 747 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,233 Thank you. 748 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,600 Oh! 749 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:17,155 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 750 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,158 - Thank you, madam. - Thank you so much. 751 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,915 Can I help you, sir? 752 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,829 Cup of tea, please. 753 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,791 We don't serve cups of tea, sir. 754 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,229 Only pots, that's teapots, not piss pots, 755 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,271 Although we can always make exceptions. 756 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,630 If you want a cup of tea you must go to the caff 757 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,909 With all the other riffraff. 758 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,270 - This is a café. - Pot of tea then. 759 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,469 Smart arse. 760 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,672 - - Language. And a bit of cake. 761 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,390 Or a bun. 762 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,239 Bath bun, Chelsea bun, currant bun, honey bun, up your bum. 763 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,191 Fairy buns, seed cake, cherry cake, fruit cake, 764 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,754 Ginger cake, Eccles cake, teacake, lemon cakes, 765 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,790 Swiss rolls, dinkie rolls, 766 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,992 Jam sandwiches, macaroons, cheese straws and scones. 767 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,713 I'll just have the tea. 768 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:04,830 Please. 769 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,271 - Please. - Thank you. 770 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,031 - Him, there. Can you see? - Yeah. 771 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,878 All right, serve him, will you, Vickie? 772 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,993 And if he asks where I've gone, tell him I've gone to Singa-bloody-pore. 773 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,350 Tea, sir. 774 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,516 Where's the... Where's the other young lady? 775 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,234 - Pardon? - Where's the waitress who took my order? 776 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:41,238 Oh, you mean the waitress who took your order, sir. 777 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,600 That's right. 778 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,234 She's got an urgent call and had to leave, sir. 779 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,951 Where to? 780 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,399 Singa-bloody-pore, sir. 781 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,510 There he is. 782 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,074 There he is. There he is. 783 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,473 He thinks I've gone to Singa-bloody-pore! 784 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,711 Lynda! 785 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,318 Sh! 786 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,472 Lynda. 787 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,950 I wish he'd clear off. 788 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,749 Go away! Clear off! 789 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,316 Lynda! 790 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,316 Lynda! 791 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,512 Why don't you just bugger off? Go away! 792 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,437 Can't you see where you're not wanted? 793 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:16,756 I don't need none of you, just bugger off! 794 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,551 Lyndie! 795 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,070 Lyndie, oh, I say! Never called me Lyndie before. 796 01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,272 Must be after something. Ha, bloody, ha! 797 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,038 But I miss you. I came to see you. 798 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,516 - I bet I know what you're missing! - Look, you just cleared off! 799 01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:34,312 I come back, you'd gone. 800 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,590 I thought you'd still be there, I really did. 801 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,154 Oh...just bugger off, I don't want to think about it. 802 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,113 What's to think about? Come on, I'll take you for a drink. 803 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,754 - You're just after your oats. - And your mate. 804 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:47,519 I'll take you both for a drink... a meal, if you want. 805 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,756 Oh, look out, Vickie, he's after the two of us. 806 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,633 - Ahh, I bet you're missing it as well. - Do you? 807 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,956 How much? How much do you want to bet? 808 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,832 I wouldn't want to take your money. 809 01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,553 Lynda up the duff, then, 810 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:02,036 What odds do you put on that, eh, Mr Clever Dick, eh? 811 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:05,960 Oh, look, that's shut his gob. That's put a crease in his brand-new suit! 812 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,071 - I don't believe you. - Don't you? 813 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,350 - You're joking! - Am I? 814 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,471 I don't believe you. 815 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,273 - How? - How what? 816 01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,913 How do you know? 817 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:21,079 You're the one that should know! You put it up me, Mr Bareback Rider. 818 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,158 You knew when you were gonna spunk. How the hell was I supposed to know? 819 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,998 No, you soft cow, I mean how do you know? 820 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,270 - Are you sure? - You're the one all eyes. 821 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,960 - Look! Can't you see? - No, I can't. 822 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,116 All you see is tits and arses. 823 01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,759 - Have you seen a doctor? - Huh! 824 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,791 Then how do you know it's mine? 825 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,720 If it walks with a limp and thinks with its prick, then it's yours. 826 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,832 But how do you know? I don't know that, do l? 827 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:48,349 - You stupid... - Lynda! 828 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:49,799 - Get off! - Lynda! 829 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:52,116 - Get off! - Get off of me! Get off! 830 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,079 - Lynda! - Lynda, stop it! 831 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,191 - Leave me alone! - Piss off, you... 832 01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,595 Leave...me...alone! 833 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,631 Piss off! 834 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,479 Whoops-a-daisy. 835 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:06,919 Lynda, come on. 836 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,951 Here we are. 837 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,191 Where's the paper? 838 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,071 This is it. 839 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,311 Doesn't look too bad. 840 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,596 What does she do? Did Doris say? 841 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,280 No. 842 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:14,359 - Is it knitting needles and all that? - I don't know. 843 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,551 How much? 844 01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:29,556 Where am I gonna get that sort of money? 845 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,911 Come on, let's go and have a cup of tea. 846 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,920 Oh, sorry madam. I'm sorry. 847 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:10,874 Yes, what do you want? 848 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,509 Can I help you, sir? 849 01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,597 From the moment you walked through that door I thought, 850 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,790 "That's my daughter and she's a slut!" 851 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,114 Thank you, sir. Will that be all, sir? 852 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,834 Don't be clever, Lynda. From where I'm sitting you don't look clever. 853 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,598 I know why you're here and I don't want to discuss it. 854 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,792 So, do you want a pot of tea or would you just prefer to clear off? 855 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,911 - I'm disgusted, Lynda. - With lemon, sir? 856 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,520 I thought I could have a perfectly reasonable conversation with you. 857 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,473 - I thought I could come here and... - I don't want you here, I'm at work. 858 01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,955 And I've got Hermann Goebbels breathing down my neck, just clear off! 859 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,516 I thought we could have a reasonable conversation but all I wanna do is clout you. 860 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:43,517 Would you like a pot of tea first, sir? 861 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,358 Listen to you and your mouth, look where it's got you. 862 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,518 Dad, I can't discuss it. Will you just go away, I need this job! 863 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,439 - You're going to need more than a job. - Oh, please, just bugger off! 864 01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,357 Is anything the matter, Miss Mansell? 865 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,630 - Is everything to your satisfaction, sir? - No, it's not. 866 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,796 Is everything to your satisfaction, sir? 867 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,069 You see, what can you do? 868 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,838 - How do you put up with it? - Oh, shut up! 869 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:03,440 This is disgraceful. Go to the kitchen immediately, Miss Mansell. 870 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,630 No, I won't go to the kitchen. Stuff the bloody kitchen. 871 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,159 - Just watch your mouth! - Please! 872 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,271 This is what it's like, you see, this is what you get. 873 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,436 - Now you can begin to see my side of it. - Oh, please, just bugger off! 874 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:12,470 - Now, please! - I said please. 875 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,636 - Do you see? - Look, what is going on? 876 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,637 - I've given her a lot of time... - Please, sir! 877 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,432 - Made a lot of sacrifices. - Oh, God! 878 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:22,235 - Though, God knows, you wouldn't think it. - What are you staring at, you old bag? 879 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,794 Please. Mrs...Madam...please! 880 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,672 - Well, she is an old bag! - That is enough! 881 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,233 - Lynda! - Allow me to apologise. 882 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:32,433 She whinges about everything. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, every bloody day. 883 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,232 That is enough. Language, please! 884 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,714 Well, it's true, what's wrong with the truth? 885 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,831 You're fired! You are dismissed. 886 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,234 - Get out! - No, I won't! 887 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,749 This one goes around with his brown nose up in the air, 888 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,394 Down on the carpet, la-di-dah this, la-di-dah that. 889 01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:47,034 The cook spits in the buns and we all piss in the teapots. 890 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,959 - That is enough. Out! - She's a bad lot, and that's the truth. 891 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,037 Nothing but trouble, that's the way it's always been. 892 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,072 - This is my father speaking. - Since she could speak, she's uttered filth. 893 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,158 From the day she uttered her first word her tongue has caused nothing but trouble. 894 01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,918 - This is my father. - Sometimes I doubt it. 895 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:03,476 - An insult to my dead mother. - I'm sorry but this cannot go on. 896 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:07,070 I'm up the duff! That's what's up his nose! I'm pregnant! In the club! 897 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,270 Right, that's it! That's enough! 898 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,516 A man's willy has entered my person 899 01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,756 - And left a little visitor behind. - Get down! 900 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,076 - This is a matter for the police. - This is the man 901 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,031 - Who once gave one to Gracie Fields. - Down! 902 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,354 I'm calling the police. 903 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,153 - A member of the British Legion. - Get down! 904 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,238 - Am I the only one who does it? - This is not my daughter. 905 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,112 - What do you lot do, eh? - Not my daughter. 906 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,276 - What do you play with in bed at night? - I disown her! 907 01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:31,880 Hands up all those that like willies, I do! 908 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,393 The police are coming. 909 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,477 - Balls! - Ladies and Gentlemen... 910 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,797 I would like to apologise for this disgraceful display... 911 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:42,036 So what, I'm up the duff, who cares? 912 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:44,469 - I will settle. - I like willies! 913 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:48,229 - Get her down! - All these teas on me. Right? 914 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:52,114 Sex! All of you! All you old bags look as if you could do with a nice bit of hot willy! 915 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:56,313 - Get her down! - Sex! 916 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,795 It's getting kind of close to the New Year and I'm feeling sentimental. 917 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,719 I'm going to sing a song that means a lot to me and... 918 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,275 Somebody else. 919 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,152 And if you don't like it that's just too bad. 920 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,191 After all, I own the joint. 921 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,759 It had to be you 922 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:52,871 It had to be you 923 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,230 I wandered around 924 01:15:55,280 --> 01:16:01,117 Finally found the somebody who 925 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:05,358 Could make me be true 926 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,792 Could make me be blue 927 01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:14,630 And even be glad, just to be sad... 928 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,671 How long is it now? 929 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,071 Three months, more or less. 930 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,311 It's not too late. 931 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,351 No. 932 01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:30,471 What happened? 933 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:33,951 When? 934 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,880 Your father came home very sorry for himself. Whatever happened? 935 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,037 Silly bugger. 936 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:43,993 I stood on a chair in the Paris Tea Rooms and shouted. 937 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:47,510 I can't remember what I said. It was terrible. 938 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,749 He offered to pay for everyone's teas. 939 01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:55,550 You didn't need to do that... 940 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,591 Not to your father. 941 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,270 I'm not coming back, you know. 942 01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:04,311 No matter what. 943 01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:10,596 Where you gonna go then? Who's gonna want you with a baby? 944 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,597 Where you gonna live? 945 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,713 - Not in that dump. - Nobody's asking you to, my dear. 946 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:21,230 Things like this don't happen in that sort of town. 947 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:23,396 I can just see your father's face. 948 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,240 Go down well at the Freemasons. 949 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:34,114 He didn't have to stick with you, you know, when your mum died. 950 01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,151 Nor your sister. 951 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:39,795 - My boring bloody sister. - Now, you leave her alone, she's all right. 952 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,911 Thank God she's not like you. Two of you like that, my God! 953 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,636 He could have put you in a home, you know. 954 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:54,074 Not many men would have done what he did on his own with two young girls. 955 01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:00,071 - He didn't love me. - Oh, yes, he did. 956 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,794 He didn't show it. 957 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:06,390 You can't show that kind of thing, not in this day and age. 958 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,880 You're a pretty young thing... 959 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,230 You're funny, but you're pretty. 960 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:20,558 You could get yourself a nice husband. Somebody who'd really look after you. 961 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,913 Do you think? 962 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:27,474 Yeah, I do. 963 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,353 But not like that. 964 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,199 Who's going to want you like that? 965 01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,511 It's not too late. Not yet. 966 01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:42,312 Would you know where to go if you wanted to get rid of it? 967 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:46,712 It's all right for you to say that. It's not you that has to do it. 968 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:49,513 No, that's right, Lyndie, you're right. 969 01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,431 What if I had it? 970 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,471 Then have it adopted. 971 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,311 You must've thought about it. 972 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,912 You keep that kid and nobody'll want you. 973 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:10,476 Nobody'll want to know you, nobody'll want to own you. Nobody. 974 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:16,320 Forget the whole thing, bury it. Nobody need know a thing about it. 975 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:23,549 Christ, it's tough enough, you don't have to go round banging your head with a hammer. 976 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,591 Look at me. 977 01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:30,430 Look at your father. Well, I'm hardly ancient, neither's he. 978 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:33,791 I lost Bill, he lost your mum and we're on our own, stuck! 979 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,831 There's always enough pain. 980 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,840 What about Maisie Mathews? 981 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,837 Well, why shouldn't he? 982 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,236 What's he expected to do the rest of his life? 983 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,271 I wish I had somebody. 984 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:52,550 I hope he used a plonker. I'd hate to see what'd come out of her. 985 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:57,714 That's good advice, coming from you. 986 01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:06,800 You're gonna have to make your own mind up. 987 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,275 - I've got to go. - Not yet. 988 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:13,996 It's the buses. I spent ages waiting for you. 989 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:16,919 - I'm sorry. - Here. 990 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:20,229 Now, think about what I said. 991 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,476 You've got to look after yourself, Lyndie. 992 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:24,873 Here. 993 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,232 Would you know where to go if that's what you decided? 994 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:37,911 - To get rid of it? - If that's what you decided. 995 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,472 I could find out. 996 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:46,318 I'm going to go, so just you take care. 997 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,391 There you go. 998 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,271 Hello, you lot. Hello, Brian. 999 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:21,717 Yes, it's mine. 1000 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,231 All mine. 1001 01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:37,277 When it comes to dreams 1002 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:41,757 ♪Love has always played a leading part 1003 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:46,554 I don't play for dimes and nickels 1004 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:52,713 I don't play to be the last 1005 01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:55,479 When it comes to love 1006 01:25:55,520 --> 01:26:00,071 I shoot first, shoot to kill 1007 01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:04,717 I aim straight for the heart 1008 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,230 You won't 1009 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,920 Forsake me 1010 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:30,520 To heaven 1011 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,551 You take me 1012 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:35,790 Don't try 1013 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,672 To wake me 1014 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,189 I'm just lost in a dream 1015 01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:42,470 You won't 1016 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:44,989 Forsake me 1017 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,634 To heaven 1018 01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,671 You take me 1019 01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:52,957 Don't try 1020 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,638 To wake me 1021 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,115 I'm just lost in a dream 1022 01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,511 I'm just lost in a dream 1023 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:07,714 I'm just lost in a dream 73046

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