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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,817 --> 00:00:45,322 In the decade of the 1930s, even the great city of Metropolis... 2 00:00:45,488 --> 00:00:49,285 was not spared the ravages of the worldwide depression. 3 00:00:49,451 --> 00:00:53,956 In the times of fear and confusion, the job of informing the public... 4 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:57,000 was the responsibility of the Daily Planet... 5 00:00:57,167 --> 00:01:02,548 a great metropolitan newspaper, whose reputation for clarity and truth... 6 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:07,678 ...had become a symbol of hope for the city of Metropolis. 7 00:06:41,095 --> 00:06:44,265 This is no fantasy... 8 00:06:44,431 --> 00:06:48,102 no careless product of wild imagination. 9 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:50,938 No, my good friends... 10 00:06:52,273 --> 00:06:58,195 These indictments I have brought you today... 11 00:06:58,612 --> 00:07:03,617 the specific charges listed herein against the individuals... 12 00:07:03,784 --> 00:07:08,414 their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition... 13 00:07:10,791 --> 00:07:17,047 these are matters of undeniable fact. 14 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:24,305 I ask you now to pronounce judgment... 15 00:07:24,471 --> 00:07:27,308 on those accused. 16 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:35,482 On this... 17 00:07:35,649 --> 00:07:39,987 This mindless aberration, whose only means of expression... 18 00:07:40,154 --> 00:07:42,364 are wanton violence and destruction. 19 00:07:45,743 --> 00:07:46,994 On the woman, Ursa... 20 00:07:47,161 --> 00:07:50,706 whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all mankind... 21 00:07:50,873 --> 00:07:54,752 have threatened even the children of the planet Krypton. 22 00:08:03,219 --> 00:08:05,763 Finally, General Zod. 23 00:08:06,847 --> 00:08:09,183 Once trusted by this council... 24 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:12,937 charged with maintaining the defense of the planet Krypton itself. 25 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:15,356 Chief architect of this intended revolution... 26 00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:21,362 and author of this insidious plot to establish a new order amongst us... 27 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:25,074 with himself as absolute ruler. 28 00:08:27,535 --> 00:08:29,870 You have heard the evidence. 29 00:08:30,704 --> 00:08:33,207 The decision of the council will now be heard. 30 00:08:33,374 --> 00:08:34,708 Guilty. 31 00:08:35,626 --> 00:08:37,795 Guilty. 32 00:08:38,754 --> 00:08:40,047 Guilty. 33 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:45,302 The vote must be unanimous, Jor-El. 34 00:08:46,262 --> 00:08:48,764 It has therefore now become your decision. 35 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:51,267 You alone will condemn us if you wish... 36 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:54,395 and you alone will be held responsible by me. 37 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:04,572 Join us. 38 00:09:06,031 --> 00:09:09,743 You have been known to disagree with the council before. 39 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:12,580 Yours could become an important voice in the new order... 40 00:09:12,746 --> 00:09:14,623 second only to my own. 41 00:09:15,249 --> 00:09:18,335 I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! 42 00:09:18,544 --> 00:09:21,630 Take it! Join us! 43 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:24,925 You will bow down before me, Jor-El. 44 00:09:25,092 --> 00:09:26,343 I swear it. 45 00:09:26,552 --> 00:09:31,432 No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me! 46 00:09:31,599 --> 00:09:32,933 Both you... 47 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,143 and then one day... 48 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:36,604 your heirs! 49 00:10:54,056 --> 00:10:55,933 No! 50 00:10:56,141 --> 00:10:59,562 - Let us out of here! - Help me! 51 00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:07,695 - Forgive me! - I shall return! 52 00:11:07,861 --> 00:11:09,196 Forgive me! 53 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,866 I shall return! 54 00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:17,872 You cannot ignore these facts. 55 00:11:18,247 --> 00:11:21,584 It's suicide. No, it's worse. 56 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,960 It's genocide. 57 00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:25,045 Be warned, Jor-El. 58 00:11:25,212 --> 00:11:29,592 The council has already evaluated this outlandish theory of yours. 59 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:35,055 My friends, you know me to be neither rash nor impulsive. 60 00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:40,227 I am not given to wild, unsupported statements. 61 00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:43,898 And I tell you that we must evacuate this planet immediately. 62 00:11:44,231 --> 00:11:48,402 It isn't that we question your data. The facts are undeniable. 63 00:11:52,114 --> 00:11:55,576 It's your conclusions we find unsupportable. 64 00:11:57,912 --> 00:12:02,833 This planet will explode within 30 days, if not sooner. 65 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,586 I tell you, Krypton is simply shifting its orbit. 66 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,632 Jor-El, be reasonable. 67 00:12:11,091 --> 00:12:12,968 My friend... 68 00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,138 I have never been otherwise. 69 00:12:16,847 --> 00:12:18,432 This madness is yours. 70 00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:21,352 This discussion is terminated. 71 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:25,439 The decision of the council is final. 72 00:12:44,124 --> 00:12:50,130 Any attempt by you to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace... 73 00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:54,343 must be deemed by us an act of insurrection. 74 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:57,638 You would accuse me of insurrection? 75 00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,891 Has it now become a crime to cherish life? 76 00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:08,983 Will you abide by the council's decision? 77 00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:16,073 I will remain silent. 78 00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:22,162 Neither I, nor my wife will leave Krypton. 79 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:15,549 Have you finished? 80 00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:20,721 Nearly. 81 00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:27,311 It's the only answer, Lara. 82 00:14:27,478 --> 00:14:32,733 If he remains here with us he will die as surely as we will. 83 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,235 But why Earth, Jor-El? 84 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:37,071 They're primitives, thousands of years behind us. 85 00:14:37,238 --> 00:14:39,907 He will need that advantage to survive. 86 00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:46,747 Their atmosphere will sustain him. 87 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,799 He will defy their gravity. 88 00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:59,426 He will look like one of them. 89 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,929 He won't be one of them. 90 00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:03,806 No. 91 00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:07,601 His dense molecular structure will make him strong. 92 00:15:08,978 --> 00:15:12,940 He'll be odd. Different. 93 00:15:13,691 --> 00:15:18,195 He'll be fast. Virtually invulnerable. 94 00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:22,116 Isolated, alone. 95 00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:27,621 He will not be alone. 96 00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:35,629 He will never be alone. 97 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:28,390 You will travel far, my little Kal-El. 98 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:32,061 But we will never leave you... 99 00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:35,856 even in the face of our deaths. 100 00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:42,029 The richness of our lives, it will be yours. 101 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:46,909 All that I have, all that I've learned, everything I feel... 102 00:16:47,368 --> 00:16:49,912 all this and more... 103 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:54,250 I bequeath you, my son. 104 00:16:56,919 --> 00:17:02,758 You will carry me inside you all the days of your life. 105 00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:09,890 You will make my strength your own, see my life through your eyes... 106 00:17:10,057 --> 00:17:13,102 as your life will be seen through mine. 107 00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:19,817 The son becomes the father, and the father the son. 108 00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:26,448 This is all I... 109 00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:30,911 all I can send you... 110 00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:33,289 Kal-El. 111 00:21:45,332 --> 00:21:46,917 Which Einstein called... 112 00:21:47,084 --> 00:21:48,252 his theory of relativity. 113 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,754 Embedded in the crystals before you 114 00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:54,173 is the total accumulation of all literature... 115 00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:57,218 and scientific fact from dozens of other worlds... 116 00:21:57,219 --> 00:21:59,930 spanning the 28 known galaxies. 117 00:22:20,075 --> 00:22:24,955 Early Chinese writings point out the complex relationships... 118 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:30,711 By carrying this complex equation to its ultimate power, my son... 119 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,384 Chief among these powers will be your sight... 120 00:22:37,551 --> 00:22:39,428 your strength, your hearing... 121 00:22:39,595 --> 00:22:44,433 your ability to propel yourself at almost limitless speed. 122 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:49,605 The early history of our universe was a bloody mosaic of interplanetary war. 123 00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:52,733 Each of the six galaxies which you will pass through... 124 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,736 contain their own individual law, space and time. 125 00:22:55,903 --> 00:23:00,074 It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history. 126 00:23:33,148 --> 00:23:34,900 What was that? 127 00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:00,217 Now, wouldn't that beat all get-out? 128 00:24:00,426 --> 00:24:02,052 Will you...? You... 129 00:24:10,936 --> 00:24:12,021 Pa... 130 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,857 Oh, my. 131 00:24:47,473 --> 00:24:49,516 All these years, as happy as we've been... 132 00:24:49,683 --> 00:24:51,518 how I've prayed the good Lord... 133 00:24:51,685 --> 00:24:54,230 see fit to give us a child. 134 00:24:55,731 --> 00:24:58,234 Honey, will you hand me that rag up there? 135 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,902 You take things easy, Jonathan. 136 00:25:00,069 --> 00:25:02,613 Remember what Doc Frye said about that heart of yours. 137 00:25:08,577 --> 00:25:12,540 Now, the first thing we've got to do when we get home is find out... 138 00:25:12,706 --> 00:25:14,708 who that boy's proper family is. 139 00:25:15,751 --> 00:25:18,837 He hasn't got any. Not around here, anyway. 140 00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:25,344 Martha, are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 141 00:25:26,387 --> 00:25:30,599 We could say he's the child of my cousin in North Dakota. 142 00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:32,101 And just now orphaned. 143 00:25:33,894 --> 00:25:37,064 - Oh, Martha. - Jonathan, he's only a baby. 144 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:40,985 Martha... Now, you saw how we found him. 145 00:25:44,113 --> 00:25:47,283 Martha Clark Kent, are you listening to what I'm saying? 146 00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:50,035 Jonathan! 147 00:26:20,441 --> 00:26:22,192 Come on, gang. 148 00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:24,945 Come on. 149 00:26:25,112 --> 00:26:27,823 - Great game, huh? - Next week we'll knock them out. 150 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:30,159 All right. 151 00:26:31,327 --> 00:26:32,786 Come on, gang, hustle. Let's go. 152 00:26:32,953 --> 00:26:34,496 Stack your helmets neatly. 153 00:26:34,663 --> 00:26:37,666 Remember about those uniforms. Cleaned and washed by tomorrow... 154 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,877 and looking like a football team. 155 00:26:40,085 --> 00:26:42,004 Clark, have the clothes washed and ready... 156 00:26:42,171 --> 00:26:43,797 - ...for tomorrow's game. - Yes, sir. 157 00:26:43,964 --> 00:26:45,341 Got to beat Mount Vernon High! 158 00:26:45,507 --> 00:26:48,469 - Can you give me a lift? - Home early! 159 00:26:53,641 --> 00:26:56,810 Lana? Don't bother with these, huh? 160 00:26:56,977 --> 00:26:59,688 I'll take them in with the other equipment. 161 00:26:59,855 --> 00:27:02,650 - Thank you, Clark. - Sure. 162 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,195 Listen, a whole bunch of us are going up to Mary Ellen's... 163 00:27:06,362 --> 00:27:07,988 play some records... 164 00:27:08,739 --> 00:27:10,115 Would you like to come? 165 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,787 Sure. Sounds like it'd be a lot of fun. 166 00:27:14,995 --> 00:27:17,665 Kent can't make it. Still got a lot of work to do. 167 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,876 What are you talking about? I just finished stacking all the... 168 00:27:21,043 --> 00:27:22,419 - All that? - Oh. 169 00:27:23,003 --> 00:27:24,880 Oh, Brad. 170 00:27:25,256 --> 00:27:29,009 - Hey, come on, Lana. - Come on, Lana. 171 00:27:29,176 --> 00:27:30,844 Come on, let's go. 172 00:27:31,387 --> 00:27:33,055 - He's got to clean up. - Bye, Clark. 173 00:27:33,222 --> 00:27:35,891 - Yeah. Bye, Lana. - Clean this up, Clark. 174 00:27:37,184 --> 00:27:38,602 - Let's go. - Bye, Clark. 175 00:27:38,769 --> 00:27:41,397 - We're off to Mary Ellen's. - See you, Clark. 176 00:27:42,147 --> 00:27:43,566 All right. 177 00:27:44,733 --> 00:27:46,360 - Bye, Clark. - Bye, Clark. 178 00:27:46,527 --> 00:27:49,738 Bye, Clark. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 179 00:28:48,589 --> 00:28:49,757 Whoo-hoo! 180 00:29:30,881 --> 00:29:32,925 Hey, look. There's Clark. 181 00:29:33,133 --> 00:29:35,427 How come he's here? 182 00:29:35,636 --> 00:29:37,638 Clark. 183 00:29:37,805 --> 00:29:39,473 How'd you get here so fast? 184 00:29:40,516 --> 00:29:43,143 - I ran. - Ran, huh? 185 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:46,397 Told you he's an oddball. Let's get out of here. 186 00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:55,906 Been showing off a bit, haven't you, son? 187 00:30:03,789 --> 00:30:05,165 Uh... 188 00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:10,504 I didn't mean to show off, Pa. 189 00:30:13,924 --> 00:30:17,386 It's just that, guys like that Brad, I just want to tear them apart. 190 00:30:17,553 --> 00:30:19,430 Yeah. I know. 191 00:30:19,597 --> 00:30:21,724 - Yeah, I know I shouldn't. - Yeah, I know... 192 00:30:21,891 --> 00:30:23,893 you can do all these amazing things... 193 00:30:24,059 --> 00:30:26,770 and sometimes you think that you will just go bust... 194 00:30:26,937 --> 00:30:28,731 unless you can tell people about it. 195 00:30:28,898 --> 00:30:31,734 Yeah. I mean, every time I get the football... 196 00:30:31,901 --> 00:30:34,778 - ...I can make a touchdown. Every time. - That's for sure. 197 00:30:34,945 --> 00:30:37,448 I mean, is it showing off if somebody's doing... 198 00:30:37,615 --> 00:30:41,243 the things he's capable of doing? Is a bird showing off when it flies? 199 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:44,580 No. No, now you listen to me. 200 00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:46,916 When you first came to us, we thought people... 201 00:30:47,082 --> 00:30:49,752 would come take you away because when they found out... 202 00:30:49,919 --> 00:30:53,589 you know, the things you could do, and that worried us a lot. 203 00:30:53,756 --> 00:30:56,634 Then a man gets older, and he thinks very differently... 204 00:30:56,842 --> 00:30:59,553 and things get very clear. 205 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,555 And there's one thing I do know, son... 206 00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:05,142 and that is you are here for a reason. 207 00:31:05,351 --> 00:31:07,728 I don't know whose reason, but whatever the reason... 208 00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:09,897 maybe it's because... 209 00:31:13,609 --> 00:31:15,402 I don't know, it's... 210 00:31:17,112 --> 00:31:18,948 But I do know one thing: 211 00:31:19,114 --> 00:31:21,784 It's not to score touchdowns. 212 00:31:21,951 --> 00:31:23,369 Huh? 213 00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:25,621 Thanks, Dad. 214 00:31:26,956 --> 00:31:28,916 I'll race you to it. Dad. 215 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:31,085 - You will, huh? - Come on. Come on, Pop, run. 216 00:31:31,252 --> 00:31:33,337 Come on. Move. Move. Yeah, go, go, go. Come on, run. 217 00:31:34,755 --> 00:31:37,925 Hey, Baron! Hey, Baron. Hey, boy. 218 00:31:44,807 --> 00:31:46,767 Oh, no. 219 00:32:02,992 --> 00:32:04,660 Jonathan. 220 00:32:06,662 --> 00:32:08,831 Jonathan! 221 00:32:14,461 --> 00:32:15,963 Dad. 222 00:32:18,132 --> 00:32:19,466 No! 223 00:32:22,845 --> 00:32:24,805 Jonathan! 224 00:32:26,849 --> 00:32:28,684 No! 225 00:33:06,555 --> 00:33:08,766 All those things I can do... 226 00:33:10,267 --> 00:33:12,353 All those powers... 227 00:33:15,022 --> 00:33:17,358 And I couldn't even save him. 228 00:37:04,627 --> 00:37:06,462 I have to leave. 229 00:37:12,301 --> 00:37:14,762 I knew this time would come. 230 00:37:15,596 --> 00:37:17,264 We both knew it... 231 00:37:17,431 --> 00:37:19,600 from the day we found you. 232 00:37:30,277 --> 00:37:32,988 I talked to Ben Hubbard yesterday... 233 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:39,495 and he said that he'd be happy to help out from now on. 234 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,296 Mother... 235 00:37:50,297 --> 00:37:52,299 I know, son. 236 00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:55,678 I know. 237 00:37:59,473 --> 00:38:02,893 Do you know where you're headed? 238 00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:08,190 North. 239 00:38:13,529 --> 00:38:15,531 Remember us, son. 240 00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:19,201 Always remember us. 241 00:43:55,704 --> 00:43:57,831 My son... 242 00:44:04,213 --> 00:44:06,674 you do not remember me. 243 00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:09,343 I am Jor-El. 244 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,845 I'm your father. 245 00:44:14,348 --> 00:44:17,393 By now, you will have reached your 18th year... 246 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,229 as it is measured on Earth. 247 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,857 By that reckoning, I will have been dead... 248 00:44:24,024 --> 00:44:27,278 for many thousands of your years. 249 00:44:28,529 --> 00:44:30,906 The knowledge... 250 00:44:31,073 --> 00:44:34,702 that I have, matters physical and historic... 251 00:44:34,869 --> 00:44:39,039 I've given you fully on your voyage to your new home. 252 00:44:39,206 --> 00:44:44,670 These are important matters, to be sure, but still matters of mere fact. 253 00:44:46,171 --> 00:44:48,966 There are questions to be asked. 254 00:44:49,174 --> 00:44:52,887 And it is time for you to do so. 255 00:44:54,722 --> 00:44:56,557 Here in this... 256 00:44:57,391 --> 00:45:00,811 this Fortress of Solitude... 257 00:45:01,604 --> 00:45:04,273 we shall try to find the answers together. 258 00:45:06,066 --> 00:45:08,652 So, my son... 259 00:45:08,819 --> 00:45:10,404 speak. 260 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:13,199 Who am I? 261 00:45:13,616 --> 00:45:15,784 Your name is Kal-El. 262 00:45:16,577 --> 00:45:20,289 You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. 263 00:45:20,706 --> 00:45:23,167 Even though you've been raised as a human being... 264 00:45:23,334 --> 00:45:25,252 you are not one of them. 265 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,088 You have great powers... 266 00:45:28,255 --> 00:45:32,343 only some of which you have as yet discovered. 267 00:45:34,803 --> 00:45:36,347 Come with me now, my son... 268 00:45:36,513 --> 00:45:39,350 as we break through the bonds of your earthly confinement. 269 00:45:39,516 --> 00:45:43,020 Traveling through time and space in the six known dimensions. 270 00:45:43,229 --> 00:45:46,607 Your powers will far exceed those of mortal men. 271 00:45:46,774 --> 00:45:49,860 It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history. 272 00:45:50,027 --> 00:45:53,781 Rather, let your leadership stir others to. 273 00:45:55,032 --> 00:45:59,954 In this next year, we shall examine the human heart. 274 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,831 It is more fragile than your own. 275 00:46:02,998 --> 00:46:04,208 For the past two years... 276 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:08,879 As we pass through the flaming turmoil which is the edge of your own galaxy... 277 00:46:09,046 --> 00:46:11,465 we'll enter the realm of the red Krypton sun... 278 00:46:11,632 --> 00:46:14,218 source of your strength and nourishment... 279 00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:17,137 cause of our eventual destruction. 280 00:46:18,138 --> 00:46:21,141 The planet Krypton, my son. 281 00:46:21,308 --> 00:46:24,645 Your home, as it was. 282 00:46:25,771 --> 00:46:29,858 This year, we shall examine the various concepts of immortality... 283 00:46:30,025 --> 00:46:32,820 and their basis in actual fact. 284 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:37,658 The total accumulation of all knowledge, spanning the 28 known galaxies... 285 00:46:37,825 --> 00:46:41,161 is embedded in the crystals which I have sent along with you. 286 00:46:41,370 --> 00:46:43,496 Study them well, my son... 287 00:46:43,497 --> 00:46:44,747 and learn from them. 288 00:46:44,748 --> 00:46:46,417 We've reasoned out logical judgments. 289 00:46:46,584 --> 00:46:50,004 By the time you return to the confines of your galaxy... 290 00:46:50,170 --> 00:46:52,882 twelve of your years will have passed. 291 00:46:53,048 --> 00:46:58,012 For this reason, among others, I have chosen Earth for you. 292 00:46:58,178 --> 00:47:01,473 It is now time for you to rejoin your new world... 293 00:47:01,682 --> 00:47:05,394 and to serve its collective humanity. 294 00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:08,022 Live as one of them, Kal-El... 295 00:47:08,188 --> 00:47:11,734 to discover where your strength and your power are needed. 296 00:47:11,901 --> 00:47:17,615 Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. 297 00:47:17,823 --> 00:47:21,118 They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be. 298 00:47:21,702 --> 00:47:24,788 They only lack the light to show the way. 299 00:47:25,873 --> 00:47:30,085 For this reason above all, their capacity for good... 300 00:47:30,628 --> 00:47:32,796 I have sent them you... 301 00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:36,217 my only son. 302 00:48:11,752 --> 00:48:15,005 Okay, this is it, Mac, the Daily Planet. 303 00:48:15,172 --> 00:48:17,258 Fresh fruit. Hey, lady, how about a tomato? 304 00:48:17,424 --> 00:48:19,260 Fresh fruit. Hey, baby, how's it going? 305 00:48:19,468 --> 00:48:23,764 Hey, fresh fruit and vegetables. They're so fresh... 306 00:48:24,515 --> 00:48:27,101 Fresh fruit and vegetables. Get them while they're hot. 307 00:48:27,268 --> 00:48:29,770 Look at these tomatoes. Aren't they beautiful? 308 00:48:41,949 --> 00:48:45,160 He did a great job. You see his article this morning? 309 00:48:53,961 --> 00:48:55,671 Smile. 310 00:48:57,298 --> 00:49:00,718 - How many T's in "bloodletting"? - Two. 311 00:49:06,724 --> 00:49:09,143 - What are you writing, Miss Lane? - An ode to spring. 312 00:49:09,310 --> 00:49:11,312 - How do you spell "massacre"? - Uh... 313 00:49:11,478 --> 00:49:15,774 - M-A-S-S-A-C-R-E. - A... C... 314 00:49:15,983 --> 00:49:17,693 R-E. Thank you. 315 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:20,070 Golly, how come you get all the great stories? 316 00:49:20,237 --> 00:49:22,489 A good reporter doesn't get great stories, Jimmy. 317 00:49:22,656 --> 00:49:24,491 - A good reporter makes them great. - Makes them great. 318 00:49:24,658 --> 00:49:26,327 Here's that story on the East Side murder. 319 00:49:26,493 --> 00:49:29,580 I see it as a banner headline, front page, maybe my picture... 320 00:49:29,747 --> 00:49:32,875 There's only one P in "rapist." Lois Lane, say hello to Clark Kent. 321 00:49:33,042 --> 00:49:35,336 - Told you one P. - Hello, Miss Lane. How are...? 322 00:49:35,502 --> 00:49:37,796 Remember my exposé on the sex and drug orgies... 323 00:49:38,005 --> 00:49:39,590 in the senior citizens' home? 324 00:49:39,757 --> 00:49:41,759 How you doing? Jimmy Olsen, photographer. 325 00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:44,803 - Oh, hi. Clark Kent. Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 326 00:49:45,012 --> 00:49:48,057 It's got everything. It's got sex, violence, the ethnic angle... 327 00:49:48,224 --> 00:49:50,643 So does a lady wrestler with a foreign accent. 328 00:49:50,851 --> 00:49:53,103 - Kent, can you open this? - Oh, sure, Mr. White. 329 00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:54,939 This could be a series of articles: 330 00:49:55,105 --> 00:49:58,192 "Making Sense of Senseless Killings," by Lois Lane. 331 00:49:58,359 --> 00:50:00,819 We get psychologists, sociologists... 332 00:50:01,028 --> 00:50:04,615 Lois, you're pushing a bunch of rinky-dink tabloid garbage. 333 00:50:04,782 --> 00:50:07,368 - The Daily Planet has a tradition... - Oh, I'm sorry. 334 00:50:08,118 --> 00:50:11,205 Gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shake it up like that. 335 00:50:11,372 --> 00:50:13,249 Oh, of course not, Lois. 336 00:50:13,499 --> 00:50:17,044 Why would anyone want to make a total stranger look like a fool? 337 00:50:19,255 --> 00:50:21,674 - I'll take that. - Oh, thank... I'm sorry, Mr. White. 338 00:50:21,882 --> 00:50:25,553 Olsen, why am I paying you when I should have you arrested for loitering? 339 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,263 - Go get Mr... A towel. - Kent. 340 00:50:27,513 --> 00:50:28,931 - Move, kid, move. - Right, chief. 341 00:50:29,098 --> 00:50:30,975 - Make mine black, no sugar. - Right, chief. 342 00:50:31,141 --> 00:50:33,561 - And don't call me sugar. - "Blood is in Metropolis..." 343 00:50:33,727 --> 00:50:35,813 - Right, sugar. - "...while the crocuses bloom." 344 00:50:36,021 --> 00:50:39,108 Chief wants coffee, no sugar. I'll take tea with lemon. 345 00:50:39,316 --> 00:50:42,945 Lois, why don't you take Kent out to meet everybody, huh? 346 00:50:43,112 --> 00:50:46,282 Just introduce him around. He's starting with the paper today. 347 00:50:46,532 --> 00:50:47,867 I'm giving him the city beat. 348 00:50:48,659 --> 00:50:51,871 Chief, that's my beat. 349 00:50:52,079 --> 00:50:56,417 Lois, Clark Kent may seem like just a mild-mannered reporter, but listen... 350 00:50:56,584 --> 00:50:59,962 not only does he know how to treat his editor in chief with respect... 351 00:51:00,129 --> 00:51:02,673 not only does he have a snappy, punchy prose style... 352 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,719 but he is, in my 40 years in this business, the fastest typist I've seen. 353 00:51:06,927 --> 00:51:08,470 - That's great. - Excuse me. I'm sorry. 354 00:51:08,679 --> 00:51:10,973 Here, you forgot my article. 355 00:51:13,058 --> 00:51:15,185 Oh, excuse me, Mr. White? 356 00:51:15,352 --> 00:51:18,606 I was wondering if perhaps you could arrange for half my salary... 357 00:51:18,772 --> 00:51:21,692 to be sent to this address on a weekly basis. 358 00:51:21,859 --> 00:51:23,444 - Your bookie, right? - My what? 359 00:51:23,611 --> 00:51:27,698 Don't tell me, he sends a check every week to his sweet, gray-haired mother. 360 00:51:27,865 --> 00:51:29,867 Actually, she's silver-haired. 361 00:51:31,702 --> 00:51:33,746 I'll see what I can do. 362 00:51:33,954 --> 00:51:36,457 Thank you very much, Mr. White. 363 00:51:36,874 --> 00:51:38,334 Excuse me. 364 00:51:40,294 --> 00:51:41,879 Well... 365 00:51:42,963 --> 00:51:44,465 Any more at home like you? 366 00:51:44,632 --> 00:51:46,759 Not really, no. 367 00:51:49,303 --> 00:51:51,305 I didn't think so. 368 00:51:52,389 --> 00:51:55,893 - Well, get yourself a desk over here. - Over here? 369 00:51:56,101 --> 00:51:59,021 Yeah, right here. There are some papers in a pile... 370 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,358 Sorry. Excuse me. 371 00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:12,660 Yeah. It's fantastic. So you...? 372 00:52:12,826 --> 00:52:15,329 - I met this really great guy. - Hey, fabulous. 373 00:52:15,496 --> 00:52:17,498 Yeah, fabulous. I met him at this dude ranch. 374 00:52:17,665 --> 00:52:20,543 - Did...? I used to ride. - Yeah, I haven't been since I was 7. 375 00:52:20,751 --> 00:52:23,796 - Oh, I gotta mail these letters. - Okay, bye. Good luck tonight. 376 00:52:24,004 --> 00:52:25,506 - Oh, hi, Clark. - Hi, Lois. 377 00:52:25,673 --> 00:52:27,508 How did you like your first day? 378 00:52:27,675 --> 00:52:31,136 Well, frankly, the hours were sort of longer than I expected... 379 00:52:31,345 --> 00:52:34,807 but on the whole, I mean, meeting you and Jimmy Olsen and Mr. White... 380 00:52:35,015 --> 00:52:36,559 gosh, I'd say it's been swell. 381 00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:39,353 - Swell? - Yeah. 382 00:52:40,229 --> 00:52:44,817 You know, Clark, there are very few people left in the world... 383 00:52:45,025 --> 00:52:47,152 who feel comfortable saying that word. 384 00:52:47,361 --> 00:52:48,696 - What word? - "Swell." 385 00:52:48,863 --> 00:52:51,407 Really? I always thought it was kind of natural. 386 00:52:52,032 --> 00:52:53,158 Ooh! 387 00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:55,703 - I'm sorry. - Clark. 388 00:52:55,911 --> 00:52:57,538 It's all right. 389 00:52:58,706 --> 00:52:59,999 - Sorry, Lois. - Oh, hi, Rex. 390 00:53:00,207 --> 00:53:01,834 - Oh, Lois. - See anything good today? 391 00:53:02,042 --> 00:53:03,544 - Not until you came along. - Lois? 392 00:53:03,752 --> 00:53:05,421 - Oh, Rex, this is... - Clark Kent. 393 00:53:05,671 --> 00:53:08,090 - Yeah, hi, see you around. - Bye. 394 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,720 - Lois? - Hey, where you going? 395 00:53:12,928 --> 00:53:15,556 - Can I help you with your coat? - Oh, yeah. Thanks. 396 00:53:16,181 --> 00:53:18,559 - So you like Mr. White. - I thought he was a nice guy. 397 00:53:18,726 --> 00:53:21,395 - Jimmy Olsen was fantastic. - Hey, come here. 398 00:53:21,562 --> 00:53:23,981 Come on, come on. Get in here. Hurry up. Come on. 399 00:53:24,189 --> 00:53:27,192 - We'd better get out of here. - I think we'd better do what he says. 400 00:53:27,401 --> 00:53:30,571 Come on, come on. Get in here. Don't do anything. 401 00:53:30,738 --> 00:53:32,114 - That's it. - We're coming. 402 00:53:32,281 --> 00:53:34,408 - Come on. - We're coming. Excuse me. 403 00:53:34,575 --> 00:53:35,743 - Go on, back there. - Here? 404 00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:37,870 Please don't point that at me, sir. 405 00:53:38,078 --> 00:53:40,414 - You could hurt somebody with that. - Yeah, yeah. 406 00:53:40,581 --> 00:53:43,417 - Okay, okay, hold it there. - Just a minute, mister. 407 00:53:43,584 --> 00:53:46,587 I realize of course that times are tough for some these days... 408 00:53:46,754 --> 00:53:48,214 but this isn't the answer. 409 00:53:48,422 --> 00:53:52,593 You can't solve society's problems with a gun. 410 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,805 You know something, buddy? You're right. I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. 411 00:53:57,014 --> 00:54:00,184 Good for you, sir. That's the spirit. He doesn't really want to hurt anybody. 412 00:54:00,351 --> 00:54:01,435 Uh-huh. 413 00:54:01,602 --> 00:54:04,438 - Right after I rip off this lady's purse. - Of course. 414 00:54:04,605 --> 00:54:06,607 Now come on, lady, hand it over. 415 00:54:06,774 --> 00:54:09,360 Lois, I think maybe you better... 416 00:54:13,447 --> 00:54:15,908 Lois, what are you doing? 417 00:54:29,964 --> 00:54:32,341 Clark! Clark. 418 00:54:32,508 --> 00:54:35,678 Clark, are you all right? Clark! 419 00:54:35,886 --> 00:54:37,763 What happened? 420 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:40,099 Golly. I guess I must have fainted. 421 00:54:40,307 --> 00:54:41,934 Fainted? 422 00:54:42,142 --> 00:54:44,770 - You fainted? - Sorry. 423 00:54:56,407 --> 00:54:57,825 Swell. 424 00:54:57,992 --> 00:55:00,536 Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? 425 00:55:00,786 --> 00:55:02,579 Is it worth risking your life over $10, 426 00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:04,957 two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick? 427 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:08,460 - How did you know that? - Know what? 428 00:55:09,378 --> 00:55:12,548 You just described the exact contents of my purse. 429 00:55:13,299 --> 00:55:14,675 Hm. 430 00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:17,887 Um, wild guess. 431 00:55:21,015 --> 00:55:22,474 Taxi! 432 00:55:26,854 --> 00:55:29,189 - Hey. - Hi, Otis. 433 00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:42,703 - So, what's happening, partner? - Look what we got. 434 00:55:42,912 --> 00:55:45,331 - Let's take him. - Wait a minute. 435 00:55:45,539 --> 00:55:48,334 Maybe he'll lead us to the big man himself. 436 00:55:48,542 --> 00:55:51,879 - Lex Luthor? - You got it, Armus. 437 00:55:52,546 --> 00:55:54,882 We'll make captain by midnight. 438 00:55:56,383 --> 00:55:58,010 Hey, what do you read? 439 00:55:58,219 --> 00:56:00,763 XK-101 rocket to be used. 440 00:56:00,971 --> 00:56:02,514 Hey, what do you read? 441 00:56:02,723 --> 00:56:04,225 - Hey, Matt. - Hey, hey, Otis. 442 00:56:04,433 --> 00:56:06,602 Just getting the Daily Planet here. 443 00:56:07,603 --> 00:56:08,729 Hey, what do you read? 444 00:56:10,064 --> 00:56:11,106 Down, down. 445 00:56:11,232 --> 00:56:12,733 Okay, okay. 446 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:16,528 Okay. All right. See, I'm paying him. I got a pretzel too. 447 00:56:16,737 --> 00:56:20,241 Thanks, Otis. Okay. How many did he take, Shutzy? 448 00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:25,955 This is Metropolis 46. We're on foot. Over and out. 449 00:56:26,163 --> 00:56:27,748 Let's go. 450 00:56:32,002 --> 00:56:34,213 Your attention, please. 451 00:56:34,421 --> 00:56:36,048 Your attention, please. 452 00:56:36,257 --> 00:56:39,635 The Metropolis Flyer is now ready for departure... 453 00:56:39,885 --> 00:56:44,056 on the upper level, track six, stopping at New Rochelle. 454 00:56:44,265 --> 00:56:47,393 All right, he's going down to the train platform. I'm going after him. 455 00:56:47,601 --> 00:56:49,979 Okay, Harry. I'll call for backup. Be careful, now. 456 00:56:50,187 --> 00:56:52,565 - All right, Armus, all right. - All aboard, please. 457 00:56:54,441 --> 00:56:56,944 Now boarding on the lower level... 458 00:56:57,111 --> 00:56:59,363 Ten minutes, folks. Come on, air-conditioned cars. 459 00:56:59,530 --> 00:57:01,949 Mount Vernon, Poughkeepsie, Glen Corners. 460 00:57:02,116 --> 00:57:04,577 Aboard now. All aboard. Metropolis Transportation. 461 00:57:04,785 --> 00:57:08,247 Metropolis Transportation. Buffalo, Syracuse. 462 00:57:08,455 --> 00:57:11,250 Smoking cars are forward. Move along, now. 463 00:57:11,458 --> 00:57:12,793 Put your luggage up the top. 464 00:57:13,002 --> 00:57:16,672 Smoking cars forward. All aboard. Boarding. 465 00:57:44,450 --> 00:57:47,036 Armus, Armus, make it track 22. 466 00:57:47,244 --> 00:57:51,040 I seen him, and I'm right on him. Lower level, track 22. 467 00:58:27,785 --> 00:58:28,827 So that's it. 468 00:58:45,052 --> 00:58:49,056 It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving. 469 00:59:20,796 --> 00:59:22,089 Ah! 470 00:59:30,973 --> 00:59:32,516 Harry. 471 00:59:34,310 --> 00:59:37,396 Harry, where are you? Harry. 472 00:59:45,195 --> 00:59:46,739 Oh, no. 473 00:59:53,621 --> 00:59:55,122 Harry... 474 00:59:57,291 --> 00:59:58,834 Sick. 475 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,638 - Sick. You're really sick. - Sick, Miss Teschmacher? 476 01:00:10,846 --> 01:00:14,099 Sick, when I'm mere days from executing the crime of the century? 477 01:00:14,308 --> 01:00:17,186 No, no, no. Step away from that, please. 478 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:22,274 How do you choose to congratulate the greatest criminal mind of our time? 479 01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:25,110 Do you tell me that I'm brilliant? Oh, no, no. 480 01:00:25,319 --> 01:00:27,613 That would be too obvious, I grant you. 481 01:00:27,821 --> 01:00:31,450 Charismatic. Fiendishly gifted. 482 01:00:32,159 --> 01:00:33,369 Try "twisted." 483 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:41,794 Get away from there. Get away, get away, get away! 484 01:00:43,337 --> 01:00:44,797 Tell me something, Lex. 485 01:00:45,005 --> 01:00:47,841 Why do so many people have to die for the crime of the century? 486 01:00:48,050 --> 01:00:49,802 Why? You ask why? 487 01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:52,972 Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub? 488 01:00:54,348 --> 01:00:58,185 Why is the most brilliantly diabolical leader of our time... 489 01:00:58,394 --> 01:01:00,479 surrounding himself with total nincompoops? 490 01:01:00,688 --> 01:01:02,523 I'm back, Mr. Luthor. 491 01:01:02,731 --> 01:01:05,317 Yes, I was just talking about you. 492 01:01:05,859 --> 01:01:07,486 You were followed again. 493 01:01:11,699 --> 01:01:14,493 In spite of those catlike reflexes. 494 01:01:17,037 --> 01:01:20,332 Mr. Luthor. Mr. Luthor, I'm sorry. 495 01:01:20,541 --> 01:01:22,001 Otis. 496 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,129 Is that the newspaper I asked you to get me? 497 01:01:25,963 --> 01:01:27,172 Yeah. 498 01:01:27,882 --> 01:01:29,842 Why am I not reading it? 499 01:01:31,468 --> 01:01:33,387 Because I haven't given it to you yet? 500 01:01:33,596 --> 01:01:35,014 Right. 501 01:01:39,768 --> 01:01:41,687 At last, it's official. 502 01:01:42,062 --> 01:01:45,357 Thanks to the government, we will pull off... 503 01:01:45,566 --> 01:01:48,360 the greatest real-estate swindle of all time. 504 01:01:48,569 --> 01:01:50,905 Lex, what is this obsession with real estate? 505 01:01:51,113 --> 01:01:53,032 All the time, "land, land, land." 506 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,202 Miss Teschmacher, when I was 6 years old, my father said to me... 507 01:01:56,410 --> 01:01:57,578 "Get out." 508 01:01:58,913 --> 01:02:02,875 Before that. He said, "Son, stocks may rise and fall." 509 01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:05,377 Utilities and transportation systems may collapse. 510 01:02:05,586 --> 01:02:08,422 People are no damn good. But they will always need land... 511 01:02:08,631 --> 01:02:10,883 "...and they'll pay through the nose to get it." 512 01:02:11,091 --> 01:02:12,885 "Remember," my father said... 513 01:02:13,093 --> 01:02:14,929 - Land. - Right. 514 01:02:16,597 --> 01:02:20,226 It's a pity that he didn't see from such humble beginnings... 515 01:02:20,434 --> 01:02:22,061 how I've created this empire. 516 01:02:22,269 --> 01:02:23,729 An empire? This? 517 01:02:24,605 --> 01:02:27,066 Miss Teschmacher, how many girls do you know... 518 01:02:27,274 --> 01:02:29,568 who have a Park Avenue address like this one? 519 01:02:29,777 --> 01:02:31,487 Park Avenue address? 520 01:02:31,737 --> 01:02:33,405 Two hundred feet below. 521 01:02:33,614 --> 01:02:36,242 Do you realize what people are shelling out up there... 522 01:02:36,450 --> 01:02:39,411 for a few miserable rooms off a common elevator? 523 01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:42,248 What more could anyone ask? 524 01:02:48,045 --> 01:02:49,421 - Olsen! - Yeah? 525 01:02:49,630 --> 01:02:52,591 Get this Loch Ness update right into Composing. 526 01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:56,637 Yeah? No, that's it, Roth. Put it to bed. Right. 527 01:02:56,845 --> 01:02:59,848 - What are you standing around here for? - I'm not... 528 01:03:00,057 --> 01:03:02,601 - I wasn't gonna say it. - Go. 529 01:03:06,689 --> 01:03:09,275 - Ah, the sex maniac profile. - Right. 530 01:03:09,441 --> 01:03:12,111 Look, 9-5 it's a Pulitzer Prize winner. What do you bet? 531 01:03:12,319 --> 01:03:13,988 There's no Z in "brassiere." 532 01:03:14,154 --> 01:03:16,448 Hey, nice job on that union scandal, Kent. 533 01:03:16,657 --> 01:03:18,784 Well, gosh, thanks, Mr. White. 534 01:03:21,453 --> 01:03:22,788 Uh... 535 01:03:22,997 --> 01:03:24,456 Oh, hi, Clark. Good night. 536 01:03:24,665 --> 01:03:27,334 - Here, let me carry that for you. - Oh, thanks a lot. 537 01:03:27,543 --> 01:03:29,545 Lois, have you got a minute? 538 01:03:29,795 --> 01:03:31,964 Excuse me, please. Lois? 539 01:03:32,172 --> 01:03:35,467 And these two go to the addresses on the envelope, okay? 540 01:03:35,676 --> 01:03:38,554 Lois, I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me? 541 01:03:38,762 --> 01:03:41,348 - Gosh, Clark, I'm sorry. I'm booked. - Oh. 542 01:03:41,557 --> 01:03:44,393 Air Force One's landing at the airport and this kid's there... 543 01:03:44,602 --> 01:03:48,230 to make sure you-know-who answers a few questions he'd rather duck. 544 01:03:48,439 --> 01:03:50,858 - My goodness, don't you ever let up? - What for? 545 01:03:51,066 --> 01:03:53,986 I've seen how the other half lives. My sister, for instance. 546 01:03:54,194 --> 01:03:57,156 Three kids, two cats, and one mortgage. Yech! 547 01:03:57,364 --> 01:03:58,824 I would go bananas in a week. 548 01:03:59,033 --> 01:04:00,659 Oh, can I take you to the airport? 549 01:04:00,868 --> 01:04:03,037 Not unless you can fly. 550 01:04:03,621 --> 01:04:06,165 - Clark? Ladies. - Sorry. 551 01:04:06,373 --> 01:04:09,668 - Change my clothes. Thank you. Bye. - Hey, Lois, maybe we could...? 552 01:04:13,130 --> 01:04:14,381 Um... 553 01:04:15,507 --> 01:04:16,884 Lois? 554 01:04:17,218 --> 01:04:21,847 - Would you be a pet and mail that? - Oh, sure... Good night. 555 01:04:25,893 --> 01:04:29,939 Oh. Going down, please. Going down. 556 01:04:32,608 --> 01:04:35,277 - Going down? - Going up, up, up. 557 01:04:37,404 --> 01:04:38,864 Good night. 558 01:04:50,543 --> 01:04:52,545 Daily Planet Copter One, this is ground. 559 01:04:52,753 --> 01:04:54,213 Planet One, go ahead. 560 01:04:54,421 --> 01:04:58,592 We have Miss Lane here for a ride to Metropolis Airport to meet Air Force One. 561 01:04:58,801 --> 01:05:01,053 Roger, we're on our way and have you in sight. 562 01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:03,389 Have one aboard for transfer, over. 563 01:05:03,556 --> 01:05:06,559 Roger, Planet One. You're cleared. Wind, 0-2-0 at 1 -5, gusting. 564 01:05:06,767 --> 01:05:10,563 - Altimeter 2-niner-8-niner. - Roger, over and out. 565 01:06:10,623 --> 01:06:12,499 A malfunction. Can't get liftoff. 566 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:15,044 You hooked the tail. What's happening? 567 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,296 - Ah! - Set it down. 568 01:06:17,504 --> 01:06:20,799 Oh, my God! We've lost stabilizer rotor control, I can't hold it! 569 01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:28,224 I can't hold it! I can't hold it! 570 01:06:45,783 --> 01:06:47,326 Wake up! 571 01:06:50,746 --> 01:06:52,081 Help! 572 01:06:52,248 --> 01:06:55,167 Help! Help! 573 01:07:09,848 --> 01:07:12,017 Come on, step back. Step back, folks. 574 01:07:12,226 --> 01:07:15,354 All right, let's get back a little. Move over across the street. 575 01:07:18,399 --> 01:07:20,025 Bring the cameras over here. Okay. 576 01:07:20,234 --> 01:07:22,695 Okay, you see the helicopter up there? 577 01:07:29,243 --> 01:07:30,703 Help me! 578 01:07:38,586 --> 01:07:40,880 All right, move back. Let the ambulance through. 579 01:07:41,088 --> 01:07:42,882 There's somebody in there! 580 01:07:46,427 --> 01:07:47,887 Help me! 581 01:07:52,975 --> 01:07:54,643 Okay. Come on, hold it. Get back. 582 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:01,233 Come on. Come on, get off the streets. Come on, get back. 583 01:08:01,442 --> 01:08:04,236 Move, let the firemen through. 584 01:08:04,445 --> 01:08:06,655 Boys, come on, now. Make a line. 585 01:08:12,203 --> 01:08:14,079 Move to the other side of the street. 586 01:08:15,456 --> 01:08:17,249 Come on. Get along. 587 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:18,751 Get away from the building. 588 01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:23,547 Hold these crowds back. Move. Move. 589 01:08:25,925 --> 01:08:27,426 Help me! 590 01:08:43,108 --> 01:08:46,111 - Say, Jim, whoa! - Excuse me. 591 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,072 That's a bad outfit. 592 01:08:48,656 --> 01:08:51,200 - Whoo! - Okay, Bresslaw, move these people out. 593 01:09:00,668 --> 01:09:02,670 Oh, God, look up there. 594 01:09:04,129 --> 01:09:05,339 What the hell's that? 595 01:09:06,799 --> 01:09:08,884 - Oh! - Easy, miss. I've got you. 596 01:09:09,093 --> 01:09:10,803 You... You've got me? 597 01:09:10,970 --> 01:09:12,972 Who's got you? 598 01:09:13,681 --> 01:09:17,810 I can't believe it. I just cannot believe it. He got her. 599 01:10:02,563 --> 01:10:04,523 Gentlemen, this man needs help. 600 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:10,362 Well, I certainly hope this little incident hasn't put you off flying, miss. 601 01:10:11,322 --> 01:10:15,701 Statistically speaking, of course, it's still the safest way to travel. 602 01:10:16,035 --> 01:10:18,412 Right. Wait. 603 01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:24,710 Who are you? 604 01:10:25,586 --> 01:10:26,879 A friend. 605 01:10:31,884 --> 01:10:33,719 Bye. 606 01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:48,127 Hi there. Something wrong with the elevator? 607 01:11:48,377 --> 01:11:49,795 Ah! 608 01:11:55,676 --> 01:11:57,011 Going down. 609 01:12:03,851 --> 01:12:05,477 Nah... 610 01:12:09,148 --> 01:12:10,357 Officer. 611 01:12:13,861 --> 01:12:16,488 Good evening, Officer Mooney. 612 01:12:16,697 --> 01:12:19,491 Well, they say confession is good for the soul. 613 01:12:20,784 --> 01:12:22,828 I'd listen to this man. 614 01:12:22,995 --> 01:12:24,830 Take him away. 615 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:11,335 Come on. Let's get out of here. 616 01:13:21,637 --> 01:13:23,722 Move your ass. Come on. Come on. 617 01:13:24,390 --> 01:13:26,392 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 618 01:13:26,559 --> 01:13:30,563 Drop your weapons. Drop your weapons. 619 01:13:30,771 --> 01:13:32,481 Come on, let's get out of here. 620 01:13:32,648 --> 01:13:34,400 Okay, hold it. Hold it right there. 621 01:13:34,942 --> 01:13:36,569 - Freeze, you turkeys. - Don't shoot. 622 01:13:36,777 --> 01:13:38,362 Be cool. You got us. 623 01:14:02,970 --> 01:14:04,763 Bad vibrations? 624 01:14:04,972 --> 01:14:08,100 Sergeant, you don't believe me. I swear, flying. 625 01:14:08,267 --> 01:14:10,519 With a big red cape and bright red boots, as well. 626 01:14:10,686 --> 01:14:12,855 - Watch the desk. - Quick as a wink, he was gone. 627 01:14:13,022 --> 01:14:15,941 Flew up in the air again, he did, like a big blue bird. 628 01:14:16,108 --> 01:14:17,818 - A blue bird... - You don't believe me. 629 01:14:17,985 --> 01:14:19,778 - ...with bright red boots. - Flying. 630 01:14:19,987 --> 01:14:21,488 Take off, go back to Murphy's bar. 631 01:14:21,697 --> 01:14:23,782 - Continue what you started. - Don't believe me. 632 01:14:23,991 --> 01:14:27,620 I'll be off in a few minutes and I'll meet you there myself. 633 01:14:36,003 --> 01:14:39,465 Mooney, the first bottle's on me. 634 01:14:39,632 --> 01:14:41,050 Let me get my hat. 635 01:14:51,477 --> 01:14:53,687 Hey, Frisky, will you come down from there. 636 01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:57,983 Hi. I'll get him. 637 01:15:02,530 --> 01:15:04,532 Come on. It's all right. 638 01:15:05,658 --> 01:15:07,326 Here you go, miss. 639 01:15:07,493 --> 01:15:10,162 - Gee, thanks, mister. - Well... 640 01:15:11,163 --> 01:15:13,207 Goodbye, Frisky. So long, now. 641 01:15:16,835 --> 01:15:20,339 - Bye. - Bye. 642 01:15:21,173 --> 01:15:23,842 Mommy, Mommy, Frisky was stuck in the tree. 643 01:15:24,051 --> 01:15:27,012 This man swooped out of the sky and gave him to me. 644 01:15:27,179 --> 01:15:30,224 Haven't I told you to stop telling lies? 645 01:15:35,062 --> 01:15:37,273 Metropolis Airport, this is Air Force One. 646 01:15:37,481 --> 01:15:40,025 - Could we have the weather report? - Roger, Air Force One. 647 01:15:40,192 --> 01:15:42,403 Metropolis, currently ceiling 500 overcast. 648 01:15:42,570 --> 01:15:44,530 700 broken, visibility one half and showers. 649 01:15:44,697 --> 01:15:47,283 Wind 2-4-0 at 2-5, altimeter niner-niner-eight. 650 01:15:47,491 --> 01:15:49,034 Roger. 651 01:15:49,201 --> 01:15:51,537 Well, it doesn't look too good. What do you think? 652 01:15:53,539 --> 01:15:55,374 - What the hell was that? - What happened? 653 01:15:55,541 --> 01:15:58,878 - You lost power in number one. - Lost power? We lost the whole engine. 654 01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:01,630 - Shut down one. - Pull one throttle closed. 655 01:16:01,797 --> 01:16:04,383 - Bring up 2 and 3. - There's not enough pressure... 656 01:16:06,719 --> 01:16:10,055 Mayday, mayday, Metropolis tower. Air Force One. 657 01:16:10,222 --> 01:16:13,475 We have lost port outboard engine and part of wing. 658 01:16:13,684 --> 01:16:16,395 Request emergency landing. What's the position? 659 01:16:16,562 --> 01:16:18,439 Ten miles southwest of Metropolis Airport. 660 01:16:18,606 --> 01:16:21,066 - Notify them the president's on board. - Position... 661 01:16:21,233 --> 01:16:24,069 10 miles southwest Metropolis Airport. 662 01:16:24,236 --> 01:16:28,032 Heading 3-0-5. Height, 6000 feet. 663 01:16:47,259 --> 01:16:49,929 What the hell happened? We got our engine back? 664 01:16:50,095 --> 01:16:52,097 What the hell's going on out there? 665 01:16:52,264 --> 01:16:55,476 Fly. Don't look. Just fly. 666 01:16:55,643 --> 01:16:57,603 We got something. 667 01:16:57,770 --> 01:17:02,608 I ain't saying what it is. Just trust me. 668 01:17:11,116 --> 01:17:13,118 Reports are coming in of a miraculous saving... 669 01:17:13,285 --> 01:17:15,663 - ...of Air Force One... - A burglar was apprehended... 670 01:17:15,829 --> 01:17:19,375 - ...by a man in a blue suit and red cape. - ...rescuing Miss Lois Lane... 671 01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:22,795 writer on the Daily Planet, with one hand, and a... 672 01:17:27,967 --> 01:17:31,720 some sort of fantastic hoax. Your guess is as good as anybody's. 673 01:17:31,887 --> 01:17:34,181 True or false, miracle or fraud? 674 01:17:34,348 --> 01:17:36,517 - The answer to that... - Miss Teschmacher! 675 01:17:37,309 --> 01:17:39,103 Turn it off. 676 01:17:45,985 --> 01:17:49,864 Lex, what's the story on this guy? 677 01:17:50,030 --> 01:17:51,907 Do you think he's the genuine article? 678 01:17:52,116 --> 01:17:55,327 - If he is, he's not from this world. - Why? 679 01:17:55,494 --> 01:17:58,581 If any human being were gonna perpetrate such a fantastic hoax... 680 01:17:58,789 --> 01:18:00,666 it would have been me. 681 01:18:09,508 --> 01:18:12,511 Otis! My robe! 682 01:18:14,555 --> 01:18:17,141 Right away, Mr. Luthor. 683 01:18:17,433 --> 01:18:21,604 It all fits somehow, his coming here to Metropolis... 684 01:18:21,770 --> 01:18:24,189 and at this particular time. 685 01:18:27,401 --> 01:18:29,904 There's kind of a cruel justice about it. 686 01:18:30,154 --> 01:18:32,031 To commit the crime of the century... 687 01:18:32,198 --> 01:18:35,576 a man would just naturally want to face the challenge of the century. 688 01:18:37,453 --> 01:18:41,415 Listen, Mr. Luthor, maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through. 689 01:18:41,582 --> 01:18:44,043 - You know? - Passing through? 690 01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:45,961 Not on your life, Otis... 691 01:18:46,170 --> 01:18:48,631 which I would gladly sacrifice, by the way... 692 01:18:48,797 --> 01:18:52,968 for the opportunity of destroying everything that he represents. 693 01:18:54,053 --> 01:18:57,264 And, Otis, by the way, the next time put my robe on... 694 01:18:57,431 --> 01:18:59,391 after I'm out of the pool. 695 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,896 "It flies." 696 01:19:04,063 --> 01:19:06,315 "Look, Ma, no wires." 697 01:19:06,482 --> 01:19:08,442 "Blue bomb buzzes Metropolis." 698 01:19:08,609 --> 01:19:09,652 The Planet: 699 01:19:09,818 --> 01:19:12,905 We have the story of the century here. 700 01:19:13,072 --> 01:19:14,949 I want the name of this whatchamacallit... 701 01:19:15,115 --> 01:19:17,284 to go with the Planet like bacon and eggs... 702 01:19:17,451 --> 01:19:20,412 franks and beans, death and taxes, politics and corruption. 703 01:19:20,579 --> 01:19:24,750 I don't think he would lend himself to any cheap promotion schemes, Mr. White. 704 01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:26,961 Exactly how would you know that, Kent? 705 01:19:27,127 --> 01:19:28,587 Um... 706 01:19:29,421 --> 01:19:31,173 Just a first impression. 707 01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:33,926 Who's talking cheap? I'll make him partner if I have to. 708 01:19:34,093 --> 01:19:35,636 - Right? - Right, chief. 709 01:19:37,263 --> 01:19:38,681 I want the real story. 710 01:19:38,847 --> 01:19:41,267 I want the inside dope on this guy. 711 01:19:41,433 --> 01:19:45,104 Has he got a family? Where does he live? What does the S stand for... 712 01:19:45,271 --> 01:19:47,606 "Tonight at eight. Your place. Hopefully. A friend." 713 01:19:47,773 --> 01:19:48,857 How does he fly? 714 01:19:49,024 --> 01:19:50,526 "A friend." 715 01:19:53,821 --> 01:19:56,323 Tony, who is he? Mike, what's his name? 716 01:19:56,490 --> 01:19:58,826 What's he got hidden under that cape? Batteries? 717 01:19:58,993 --> 01:20:00,369 Why did he show up last night? 718 01:20:00,536 --> 01:20:02,788 Dick, where does he come from? 719 01:20:02,955 --> 01:20:04,164 Does he have a girlfriend? 720 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,377 What's his favorite ball team, Kent? 721 01:20:08,544 --> 01:20:11,380 Now, listen to me. I tell you, boys and girls... 722 01:20:11,547 --> 01:20:13,549 whichever one of you gets it out of him... 723 01:20:13,757 --> 01:20:16,635 is gonna wind up with the single most important interview... 724 01:20:16,802 --> 01:20:20,556 since God talked to Moses. 725 01:20:23,392 --> 01:20:25,227 What are you standing around about for? 726 01:20:25,394 --> 01:20:28,772 Move. Get on that story. 727 01:20:46,665 --> 01:20:49,084 "Eight o'clock," he says. 8:00, 8:00. 728 01:20:49,293 --> 01:20:50,794 Some friend. 729 01:20:51,545 --> 01:20:54,798 The story of my life. Cinderella bites the dust. 730 01:21:07,186 --> 01:21:08,437 Good evening, Miss Lane. 731 01:21:11,023 --> 01:21:13,400 Uh, hi. 732 01:21:13,567 --> 01:21:15,527 Oh, I'm sorry, did you have plans this evening? 733 01:21:15,694 --> 01:21:18,113 Oh. Oh, this old thing... No. 734 01:21:18,322 --> 01:21:19,532 - It's no trouble... - No. 735 01:21:19,698 --> 01:21:21,116 - ...to come later. - Don't move! 736 01:21:22,535 --> 01:21:24,537 Um... Or... 737 01:21:25,412 --> 01:21:27,248 Sure, you can move. 738 01:21:27,831 --> 01:21:29,583 Just don't fly away, all right? 739 01:21:30,459 --> 01:21:32,628 Sorry to drop in on you like this, Miss Lane... 740 01:21:32,836 --> 01:21:35,214 but there must be a lot of questions about me... 741 01:21:35,381 --> 01:21:38,759 - ...that people would like answers to. - Of course, yes. 742 01:21:44,390 --> 01:21:46,559 You really shouldn't smoke, you know, Miss Lane. 743 01:21:47,726 --> 01:21:50,354 Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right? 744 01:21:52,565 --> 01:21:54,483 Well, not yet, thank goodness. 745 01:21:56,735 --> 01:21:59,321 Would you like a glass of wine? 746 01:21:59,488 --> 01:22:01,657 No, thanks. I never drink when I fly. 747 01:22:02,992 --> 01:22:04,326 Nice place. 748 01:22:04,493 --> 01:22:07,663 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 749 01:22:07,955 --> 01:22:10,749 Should we get started with the interview? 750 01:22:12,585 --> 01:22:14,920 Oh. Thank you. 751 01:22:15,588 --> 01:22:18,799 Well, let's start with your vital statistics. 752 01:22:18,966 --> 01:22:20,759 Are you married? 753 01:22:20,926 --> 01:22:22,511 No. No, I'm not. 754 01:22:23,429 --> 01:22:25,180 Do you have a girlfriend? 755 01:22:25,389 --> 01:22:29,393 No, I don't, but if I did, Miss Lane, you'd be the first to know about it. 756 01:22:34,982 --> 01:22:37,109 Um, how old are you? 757 01:22:37,276 --> 01:22:39,695 - Over 21. - Oh, I get it. 758 01:22:39,904 --> 01:22:41,697 You don't want anyone to know how old... Okay. 759 01:22:41,906 --> 01:22:44,617 How big are you? How tall are you? 760 01:22:44,783 --> 01:22:47,119 - About six-four. - Six-foot-four. 761 01:22:47,286 --> 01:22:51,207 - And how much do you weigh? - Around 2, 225. 762 01:22:51,790 --> 01:22:54,210 Two... 225? 763 01:22:56,462 --> 01:22:58,047 Hm. 764 01:22:59,215 --> 01:23:03,510 Well, I assume, then, that... 765 01:23:03,928 --> 01:23:07,932 the rest of your bodily functions are normal? 766 01:23:08,641 --> 01:23:09,934 Sorry. I beg your pardon? 767 01:23:11,060 --> 01:23:13,229 Well, putting it delicately... 768 01:23:17,316 --> 01:23:19,151 do you... 769 01:23:21,695 --> 01:23:26,575 - ...eat? - Yes. Yes, I do. When I'm hungry. 770 01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:30,246 You do. Of course you do. 771 01:23:30,454 --> 01:23:33,499 Well. Well, then, is it true... 772 01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:37,836 that you can see through anything? 773 01:23:38,003 --> 01:23:40,506 Yes, I can. Well, pretty much. 774 01:23:40,673 --> 01:23:44,260 And that you're totally impervious to pain? 775 01:23:44,468 --> 01:23:46,345 Well, so far. 776 01:23:47,221 --> 01:23:49,765 What color underwear am I wearing? 777 01:23:50,516 --> 01:23:51,725 Hm. 778 01:23:53,561 --> 01:23:55,688 - I'm sorry. I embarrassed you, didn't I? - No. 779 01:23:55,854 --> 01:23:57,398 - I did. - No, no. Not at all. 780 01:23:57,565 --> 01:24:00,776 It's just that this planter must be made of lead. 781 01:24:00,985 --> 01:24:03,195 - Yes, it is. So? - Oh, you see, I... 782 01:24:03,362 --> 01:24:05,573 I sort of have a problem seeing through lead. 783 01:24:06,282 --> 01:24:08,200 Oh, that's interesting. 784 01:24:08,367 --> 01:24:10,286 "Problems seeing through lead." 785 01:24:10,870 --> 01:24:14,081 - Do you have a first name? - What, like "Ralph" or something? 786 01:24:14,248 --> 01:24:15,958 - No. I mean like... - Pink. 787 01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:18,502 - Huh? - Pink. 788 01:24:20,713 --> 01:24:23,090 I'm sorry, Miss Lane. I didn't mean to embarrass you. 789 01:24:23,591 --> 01:24:25,926 You didn't embarrass me. 790 01:24:26,218 --> 01:24:28,137 Um... Uh... 791 01:24:28,304 --> 01:24:30,514 What's your background? Where do you hail from? 792 01:24:31,807 --> 01:24:34,226 Well, that's kind of hard to explain, actually. 793 01:24:34,393 --> 01:24:37,938 You see, I'm from... Well, pretty far away. 794 01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:39,899 Another galaxy, as a matter of fact. 795 01:24:40,065 --> 01:24:42,526 - I come from a planet called Krypton. - Huh? 796 01:24:43,027 --> 01:24:44,320 Krypton. 797 01:24:45,404 --> 01:24:49,825 Oh, Cripton. With a C-R-l...? No. 798 01:24:50,034 --> 01:24:53,621 No, actually, it's Krypton, with a K-R-Y-P-T-O-N. 799 01:24:53,787 --> 01:24:58,667 K-R-Y... Do you like pink? 800 01:25:03,923 --> 01:25:06,258 I like pink very much, Lois. 801 01:25:10,179 --> 01:25:12,765 - Why are you...? - I'm sorry? 802 01:25:13,182 --> 01:25:17,019 I mean, why are you here? There must be a reason for you to be here. 803 01:25:17,186 --> 01:25:21,190 Yes. I'm here to fight for truth and justice and the American way. 804 01:25:22,107 --> 01:25:25,194 You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country. 805 01:25:25,361 --> 01:25:27,363 I'm sure you don't really mean that, Lois. 806 01:25:27,571 --> 01:25:28,614 I don't believe this. 807 01:25:28,781 --> 01:25:29,823 - Lois? - Hm? 808 01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:32,201 I never lie. 809 01:25:33,953 --> 01:25:35,162 Oh. 810 01:25:36,580 --> 01:25:37,998 Um... 811 01:25:38,707 --> 01:25:40,125 Uh... Oh. 812 01:25:40,292 --> 01:25:43,546 - Just how fast do you fly, by the way? - I don't know, really. 813 01:25:43,712 --> 01:25:46,298 You know, I never actually bothered to time myself. 814 01:25:46,465 --> 01:25:48,634 - No? - Say... 815 01:25:49,718 --> 01:25:51,554 why don't we find out? 816 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,139 And how do you propose we do that? 817 01:25:54,306 --> 01:25:55,891 Take a ride with me? 818 01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:57,476 You mean I can fly? 819 01:25:57,643 --> 01:26:00,062 Actually, I'd be handling the flying, if that's okay. 820 01:26:00,229 --> 01:26:03,399 - This is utterly fantastic. - Wait a minute. Where are you going? 821 01:26:03,607 --> 01:26:05,734 - Are you serious? - Sure. 822 01:26:06,527 --> 01:26:08,195 What's the matter, don't want to go? 823 01:26:08,362 --> 01:26:10,489 Okay. You don't need these. 824 01:26:10,656 --> 01:26:12,825 I need a sweater. It must be kind of cold. 825 01:26:12,992 --> 01:26:14,827 You'll be warm enough. 826 01:26:20,916 --> 01:26:23,335 - Ready? - Clark... 827 01:26:23,502 --> 01:26:27,756 said that you're just a figment of somebody's imagination... 828 01:26:27,923 --> 01:26:29,425 like Peter Pan. 829 01:26:29,633 --> 01:26:32,177 Clark. Who's that, your boyfriend? 830 01:26:32,344 --> 01:26:34,430 Clark? Oh, Clark. No, he's nothing. 831 01:26:34,638 --> 01:26:35,848 - He's just a... - Peter Pan, huh? 832 01:26:36,015 --> 01:26:37,224 Uh-huh. 833 01:26:38,267 --> 01:26:42,521 Peter Pan flew with children, Lois. In a fairy tale. 834 01:26:48,694 --> 01:26:50,529 Ah! 835 01:29:58,634 --> 01:30:01,470 Can you read my mind? 836 01:30:05,724 --> 01:30:08,727 Do you know what it is that you do to me? 837 01:30:11,355 --> 01:30:13,857 I don't know who you are. 838 01:30:18,863 --> 01:30:21,866 Just a friend from another star. 839 01:30:25,369 --> 01:30:28,747 Here I am, like a kid out of school... 840 01:30:29,623 --> 01:30:32,376 holding hands with a god. 841 01:30:33,252 --> 01:30:35,087 I'm a fool. 842 01:30:36,380 --> 01:30:40,175 Will you look at me, quivering. 843 01:30:40,384 --> 01:30:43,178 Like a little girl, shivering. 844 01:30:43,512 --> 01:30:46,015 You can see right through me. 845 01:30:50,603 --> 01:30:53,314 Can you read my mind? 846 01:30:55,941 --> 01:30:58,652 Can you picture the things I'm thinking of? 847 01:31:03,282 --> 01:31:05,284 Wondering why you are... 848 01:31:06,994 --> 01:31:09,288 all the wonderful things you are. 849 01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:14,043 You can fly. 850 01:31:15,419 --> 01:31:17,004 You belong in the sky. 851 01:31:19,215 --> 01:31:20,633 You and I... 852 01:31:22,343 --> 01:31:24,720 could belong to each other. 853 01:31:27,223 --> 01:31:29,350 If you need a friend... 854 01:31:32,436 --> 01:31:34,855 I'm the one to fly to. 855 01:31:38,817 --> 01:31:41,070 If you need to be loved... 856 01:31:42,655 --> 01:31:44,657 here I am. 857 01:31:45,533 --> 01:31:47,660 Read my mind. 858 01:32:09,014 --> 01:32:11,225 Oh, we forgot to time ourselves. 859 01:32:11,392 --> 01:32:12,434 Uh-huh. 860 01:32:12,601 --> 01:32:14,895 Oh, well, maybe next time. 861 01:32:15,604 --> 01:32:17,022 Oh. 862 01:32:24,029 --> 01:32:26,240 - You okay? - Uh-huh. 863 01:32:27,992 --> 01:32:30,411 Well, good night. 864 01:32:30,870 --> 01:32:33,080 Oh, good night. 865 01:32:37,710 --> 01:32:40,296 What a super man. 866 01:32:45,801 --> 01:32:48,053 "Superman." 867 01:32:49,430 --> 01:32:52,224 Lois? Lois? 868 01:32:52,391 --> 01:32:57,062 Anybody home? Hello? Lois? 869 01:33:02,234 --> 01:33:05,279 - Hi. Can I come in? - Oh, yeah. 870 01:33:05,946 --> 01:33:08,490 Lois, for goodness' sake, did you even hear me knocking? 871 01:33:08,657 --> 01:33:09,783 Uh-huh. 872 01:33:09,950 --> 01:33:13,287 Lois, we did have a date tonight, remember? 873 01:33:13,454 --> 01:33:14,914 Oh. 874 01:33:15,331 --> 01:33:19,627 Oh, no, no. 875 01:33:19,793 --> 01:33:24,340 Well, I should certainly hope not. Well, let's push off, shall we? 876 01:33:24,548 --> 01:33:25,841 - I'd better get a coat. - Okay. 877 01:33:26,050 --> 01:33:28,969 It might be kind of cold out. No, I mean... 878 01:33:29,136 --> 01:33:32,765 I need a purse, and I have to fix my hair, and... 879 01:33:32,932 --> 01:33:34,934 put some blush on... 880 01:33:50,783 --> 01:33:52,368 Lois... 881 01:33:52,701 --> 01:33:56,080 there's something I have to tell you. I'm really... 882 01:33:57,331 --> 01:34:03,295 Um, I mean, I was, at first, really nervous about tonight. 883 01:34:03,629 --> 01:34:07,675 But then I decided, well, darn it, I was gonna show you the time of your life. 884 01:34:07,841 --> 01:34:09,885 That's Clark, nice. 885 01:34:12,471 --> 01:34:14,974 I was thinking maybe we could go for a hamburger, or... 886 01:34:21,814 --> 01:34:23,399 Now, then... 887 01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:27,987 given the exact location of the galaxy that he mentions... 888 01:34:28,153 --> 01:34:32,241 and the proximity to our own solar system... 889 01:34:34,118 --> 01:34:35,995 it's amazing. 890 01:34:36,161 --> 01:34:38,914 Amazing. Too good to be true. 891 01:34:39,123 --> 01:34:41,876 It's too good to be true. He's 6'4", has black hair... 892 01:34:42,042 --> 01:34:45,212 blue eyes, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and tells the truth. 893 01:34:45,379 --> 01:34:47,882 Miss Teschmacher, some people read War and Peace... 894 01:34:48,048 --> 01:34:50,926 and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. 895 01:34:51,135 --> 01:34:53,888 Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper... 896 01:34:54,054 --> 01:34:55,890 and unlock the secrets of the universe. 897 01:34:57,391 --> 01:35:01,353 Lex, what has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe? 898 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,525 Right. Right, Miss Teschmacher. 899 01:35:09,570 --> 01:35:11,572 N, N, N... 900 01:35:11,739 --> 01:35:14,450 M. You want M, Mr. Luthor? Coming right up. 901 01:35:15,868 --> 01:35:17,578 So there you go. M. 902 01:35:17,745 --> 01:35:20,456 M, as in "moron," Otis? No, no, no. It's N! 903 01:35:20,664 --> 01:35:23,918 N, as in "Neanderthal," "nincompoop," "nitwit." 904 01:35:24,084 --> 01:35:26,962 - And L, as in "ladder"! - Ladder, Mr. Luthor. Coming right up. 905 01:35:27,171 --> 01:35:29,548 I didn't see, because I... 906 01:35:29,715 --> 01:35:32,593 I'm sorry, Mr. Luthor. L... Ooh! 907 01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:36,972 In the interview, he says that the planet Krypton... 908 01:35:37,890 --> 01:35:40,643 exploded in 1948. 909 01:35:40,809 --> 01:35:45,814 Ridiculous little freak took three years in a rocket ship to get to Earth. 910 01:35:45,981 --> 01:35:51,445 - Ergo... - Ergo. Ergo, 1948, three years... 911 01:35:51,612 --> 01:35:52,988 He's 6'4", you know that? 912 01:35:53,197 --> 01:35:56,825 Do you know why the number 200 is so vitally descriptive... 913 01:35:56,992 --> 01:35:59,787 to both you and me? It's your weight and my lQ. 914 01:35:59,954 --> 01:36:02,206 Now, think, people, think. 915 01:36:03,082 --> 01:36:05,834 Deductive reasoning, that's the name of the game. 916 01:36:08,003 --> 01:36:12,466 Fragments from the planet Krypton exploded and went into outer space. 917 01:36:12,633 --> 01:36:16,679 It is reasonable to assume that some of those particles of debris... 918 01:36:16,845 --> 01:36:18,722 drifted to Earth. 919 01:36:20,599 --> 01:36:21,642 Meteorites. 920 01:36:24,853 --> 01:36:26,855 Voilà! 921 01:36:31,860 --> 01:36:35,364 Voilà. 922 01:36:37,032 --> 01:36:39,827 A meteorite found in Addis Ababa? 923 01:36:39,994 --> 01:36:44,957 Uh, I know I'm gonna get rapped in the mouth for this, but so what? 924 01:36:45,124 --> 01:36:48,878 So what? You mean, to us they are just meteorites. 925 01:36:49,044 --> 01:36:54,008 Fair enough. But the level of specific radioactivity is so high... 926 01:36:54,174 --> 01:36:57,761 to anyone from the planet Krypton, this substance is lethal. 927 01:36:58,554 --> 01:37:00,389 Wait a minute, Mr. Luthor. 928 01:37:00,556 --> 01:37:04,685 You mean fire and bullets can't hurt this guy, but this stuff here... 929 01:37:04,852 --> 01:37:07,187 Will kill him. 930 01:37:07,354 --> 01:37:08,731 - Oh. - Oh. 931 01:37:08,898 --> 01:37:10,399 Yeah, wow... 932 01:37:10,566 --> 01:37:12,318 Doesn't it give you kind of a... 933 01:37:12,484 --> 01:37:16,572 a shudder of electricity through you to be in the same room with me? 934 01:37:17,781 --> 01:37:20,826 Not like the one you'll get when you try to lay that rock on him. 935 01:37:20,993 --> 01:37:24,246 He can see you coming from miles with those super peepers of his. 936 01:37:24,413 --> 01:37:28,334 Oh, Lord, you gave them eyes, but they cannot see. 937 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,836 Nor can Superman, through lead. 938 01:37:32,588 --> 01:37:35,257 He can't see through lead. 939 01:37:35,424 --> 01:37:37,593 And kryptonite will destroy him. 940 01:37:41,013 --> 01:37:42,890 - Any questions, class? - Wow. 941 01:37:43,933 --> 01:37:46,435 Wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa. 942 01:37:46,602 --> 01:37:50,272 - Looks like a burnoose, a wraparound. - There's gold, 24 karat... 943 01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:53,817 Are we going to Addis Ababa? ...not 18 karat gold. 944 01:37:54,109 --> 01:37:56,612 Mother Bird to missile convoy. Over. 945 01:37:56,820 --> 01:37:59,281 Missile convoy to Mother Bird, go ahead. 946 01:37:59,448 --> 01:38:02,243 Everything looks good. See you at base. 947 01:38:02,409 --> 01:38:06,580 - Over and out. - Roger, Mother Bird. Over and out. 948 01:38:49,665 --> 01:38:53,419 Man, look at this. Whoo-wee. Looks pretty bad. 949 01:38:55,754 --> 01:38:59,174 - Think she's dead? - Better check her pulse. 950 01:39:09,018 --> 01:39:10,853 All right, get an ambulance down here. 951 01:39:11,020 --> 01:39:13,689 I don't wanna hold this convoy up more than I have to. 952 01:39:14,189 --> 01:39:16,942 She's having trouble breathing, sir. What do you think? 953 01:39:17,109 --> 01:39:19,528 Well, I suggest vigorous chest massage. 954 01:39:19,695 --> 01:39:22,364 If that doesn't work, mouth-to-mouth. 955 01:39:22,531 --> 01:39:23,991 Yes, sir. 956 01:39:24,158 --> 01:39:27,703 Sergeant, I won't have one of my men doing anything I wouldn't do myself. 957 01:39:27,912 --> 01:39:29,997 - Yeah, but, sir... - Get an ambulance. 958 01:39:30,164 --> 01:39:32,166 All right, men. Gather around. 959 01:39:32,917 --> 01:39:34,960 About face! 960 01:40:02,154 --> 01:40:03,572 Hi. 961 01:40:03,822 --> 01:40:05,157 Somebody hurt? 962 01:40:19,713 --> 01:40:21,048 Ah. 963 01:40:21,215 --> 01:40:25,594 I did it. I did it, Mr. Luthor, Miss Teschmacher. 964 01:40:25,761 --> 01:40:29,056 - I did it, just like you told me. - All right, Otis. All right. 965 01:40:29,223 --> 01:40:33,060 All right, Otis. Listen, it isn't that I don't trust you, but... 966 01:40:33,227 --> 01:40:35,604 I don't trust you, Otis. What did you do? 967 01:40:35,771 --> 01:40:39,024 Well, I... l set the first... 968 01:40:39,191 --> 01:40:42,236 directional vector to 38... 969 01:40:42,403 --> 01:40:46,448 the second one to 67, and the third one to 117. 970 01:40:46,615 --> 01:40:49,702 - What about the fourth one? - What fourth one? 971 01:40:49,869 --> 01:40:53,122 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. The third one to 117? 972 01:40:53,289 --> 01:40:55,708 Yes. See? I wrote it down, Mr. Luthor. I wrote it... 973 01:40:55,875 --> 01:40:58,043 Otis. Otis! 974 01:40:58,210 --> 01:41:01,881 The third one was supposed to be 11, and the fourth one, seven. 975 01:41:02,047 --> 01:41:05,759 Oh. Well, gee, Mr. Luthor. 976 01:41:05,926 --> 01:41:08,470 Oh, I see. I guess my arm wasn't long enough, see? 977 01:41:08,637 --> 01:41:11,223 Otis, would you like to see a long arm? 978 01:41:11,390 --> 01:41:14,268 Otis, would you like to see a very, very long arm? 979 01:41:14,435 --> 01:41:17,646 - Oh, no, Mr. Luthor. - Otis. Otis! 980 01:41:17,813 --> 01:41:19,064 Ah! 981 01:41:30,034 --> 01:41:33,787 - All right, get it right, will you? - Yes, Mr. Luthor. 982 01:41:36,248 --> 01:41:38,918 McDonald, I thought you told me this road was blocked off. 983 01:41:39,084 --> 01:41:42,463 - Jablonski, you said it was blocked. - I didn't ask him, I asked you. 984 01:41:43,672 --> 01:41:46,300 All right, follow me. Follow me, men. 985 01:41:47,051 --> 01:41:50,346 - Back that thing off the road. - Back that thing up out of here. 986 01:41:53,766 --> 01:41:56,602 You fellas get back into that thing and back it off the road. 987 01:41:56,769 --> 01:41:58,979 We got a convoy coming through here. 988 01:42:00,564 --> 01:42:03,692 Listen, you're gonna have to circle back. I don't have time to argue. 989 01:42:03,859 --> 01:42:05,444 Heck of a day, isn't it? 990 01:42:08,572 --> 01:42:12,701 We took the wrong turn. We were looking for Route 12. 991 01:42:12,868 --> 01:42:16,372 - Route 12? That's back there, isn't it? - No, sir. It's up there. 992 01:42:18,290 --> 01:42:22,086 - Sergeant, we took the wrong route. - I'm a lieutenant, a naval officer. 993 01:42:29,343 --> 01:42:30,970 Shut up! 994 01:42:31,136 --> 01:42:32,888 Route 12 is back that way. 995 01:42:39,478 --> 01:42:41,230 This man is a diabetic. 996 01:42:51,907 --> 01:42:54,493 As you know, my newspaper, the Daily Planet... 997 01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:58,080 is very interested in that dam, but what I don't understand... 998 01:42:58,247 --> 01:43:00,833 is why you'd sell out to a person you've never met. 999 01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:03,252 I mean, you don't even know his name. Oh, yeah. 1000 01:43:06,171 --> 01:43:08,924 At the stupid-high price he offered... 1001 01:43:09,133 --> 01:43:13,762 for this worthless piece of desert, I hope it's Custer. 1002 01:43:15,431 --> 01:43:18,100 Perfect. That's just what I need, thank you. 1003 01:43:18,267 --> 01:43:22,688 Reporting live from the launch site, ground zero. 1004 01:43:23,063 --> 01:43:26,191 Well, today marks an historic occasion. 1005 01:43:26,358 --> 01:43:31,447 Two XK 101 rockets will be launched simultaneously... 1006 01:43:31,655 --> 01:43:34,283 one by the Army and by the Navy. 1007 01:43:34,450 --> 01:43:36,785 Hi, everybody. Has anybody seen Lois around today? 1008 01:43:36,952 --> 01:43:39,121 No, I haven't, but the chief wants to see you. 1009 01:43:39,288 --> 01:43:41,707 You're blocking the set, Clark. 1010 01:43:41,874 --> 01:43:45,794 Sorry, Gil. How's Judy today, okay? Good? Great. 1011 01:43:45,961 --> 01:43:47,755 - Excuse me, Mr. White? - Come in, Kent. 1012 01:43:47,922 --> 01:43:50,799 You wanted to see me? Sir, have you seen Lois anywhere today? 1013 01:43:51,675 --> 01:43:53,969 She's out west looking into a land fraud deal. 1014 01:43:54,220 --> 01:43:56,805 Sent young Olsen with her on his first assignment. 1015 01:43:56,972 --> 01:44:00,142 Some unidentified clown out there is buying up thousands of acres... 1016 01:44:00,309 --> 01:44:02,645 of worthless desert at incredible prices. 1017 01:44:02,811 --> 01:44:04,396 That doesn't seem to make sense. 1018 01:44:04,563 --> 01:44:07,399 The world doesn't make sense. You ought to know that by now. 1019 01:44:07,566 --> 01:44:09,902 Look at this dispatch from Addis Ababa. 1020 01:44:10,069 --> 01:44:13,072 People break into a museum at night, kill two people... 1021 01:44:13,239 --> 01:44:15,908 and what do they take? A worthless piece of meteorite. 1022 01:44:16,075 --> 01:44:17,618 - How do you figure that? - Well... 1023 01:44:17,785 --> 01:44:20,996 frankly, I've never been able to understand violence in any form. 1024 01:44:21,205 --> 01:44:25,292 I know that about you, Kent. That's one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you. 1025 01:44:25,709 --> 01:44:29,088 I've been in this news game 40 years, man and boy. 1026 01:44:29,255 --> 01:44:32,591 And I got where I am with guts, compassion... 1027 01:44:32,758 --> 01:44:36,512 elbow grease and something you're sadly lacking in, son. 1028 01:44:36,762 --> 01:44:38,847 - Humility? - No, not humility. 1029 01:44:39,014 --> 01:44:40,808 You got bags of humility. 1030 01:44:40,975 --> 01:44:43,435 Aggression, confidence, that's the ticket. 1031 01:44:43,602 --> 01:44:45,521 Take charge. Let people know who you are. 1032 01:44:54,113 --> 01:44:56,198 This is Lex Luthor. 1033 01:44:56,365 --> 01:45:01,161 Only one thing with less than four legs You. 1034 01:45:01,537 --> 01:45:03,956 In approximately five minutes, a poison gas pellet... 1035 01:45:04,123 --> 01:45:06,834 containing propane-lithium compound... 1036 01:45:07,001 --> 01:45:09,795 will be released through the city's air ducts... 1037 01:45:09,962 --> 01:45:13,299 effectively annihilating half the population of Metropolis. 1038 01:45:13,465 --> 01:45:16,844 I was a reporter before most of my friends were copy boys. 1039 01:45:17,011 --> 01:45:19,847 I want you to do that. Get Lois to introduce you to Superman. 1040 01:45:20,014 --> 01:45:23,225 Find out who he is. What's he like? Where'd he get that blue suit? 1041 01:45:23,392 --> 01:45:26,562 Did he have it made? Is it silk? Is it plastic? 1042 01:45:26,770 --> 01:45:30,399 I know it all seems a bit much, but how else was I going to meet you? 1043 01:45:30,566 --> 01:45:35,070 I knew you'd never accept an invitation to tea. 1044 01:45:35,779 --> 01:45:41,368 But a disaster, with people in danger, people who need help... 1045 01:45:41,535 --> 01:45:46,332 well, I just knew you couldn't resist the chance to sort of pitch in. 1046 01:45:46,498 --> 01:45:48,292 Know what I mean? 1047 01:46:05,851 --> 01:46:07,311 It's Superman. 1048 01:46:17,321 --> 01:46:19,031 - Look. - Oh, my God! 1049 01:46:21,116 --> 01:46:25,120 There's a strong streak of good in you, Superman... 1050 01:46:25,454 --> 01:46:28,123 but then, nobody's perfect. 1051 01:46:30,417 --> 01:46:32,419 Almost nobody. 1052 01:46:40,135 --> 01:46:41,971 - What the...? - Oh, Superman. 1053 01:46:42,137 --> 01:46:44,390 - Gee. - Stand back, please. Stand back. 1054 01:46:44,557 --> 01:46:46,350 Nothing to get worried about. 1055 01:46:52,147 --> 01:46:53,857 Well, don't just sit there. Get out. 1056 01:46:54,066 --> 01:46:55,734 I think he's coming, Mr. Luthor. 1057 01:47:15,004 --> 01:47:17,298 He's definitely coming, Mr. Luthor. 1058 01:47:28,893 --> 01:47:30,686 It's open. Come in. 1059 01:47:32,688 --> 01:47:35,983 My attorney will be in touch with you about the damage to the door. 1060 01:47:36,150 --> 01:47:38,027 Otis, take the gentleman's cape. 1061 01:47:43,616 --> 01:47:45,742 I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor. 1062 01:47:45,743 --> 01:47:47,244 Luthor, where's the gas pellet? 1063 01:47:47,703 --> 01:47:49,121 Somewhere... 1064 01:47:50,915 --> 01:47:55,794 in the back of my mind, actually. It's a little idea I was toying with. 1065 01:47:55,961 --> 01:48:00,174 Is that how your warped brain gets its kicks? Planning the death of innocents? 1066 01:48:00,925 --> 01:48:04,053 No, by causing the death of innocent people. 1067 01:48:04,220 --> 01:48:05,804 Fire. 1068 01:48:07,723 --> 01:48:10,893 Navy Bird, we have a launch. 1069 01:48:11,060 --> 01:48:14,480 Navy missile, XK 101. 1070 01:48:14,647 --> 01:48:16,065 Angle of attack is perfect. 1071 01:48:17,066 --> 01:48:20,402 - Climbing fast. - Hydraulics, general function. 1072 01:48:20,569 --> 01:48:24,657 Now, as you may or may not know, I am, as they say... 1073 01:48:24,823 --> 01:48:27,243 very heavy into real estate. 1074 01:48:27,451 --> 01:48:28,868 To make money in that game, 1075 01:48:28,869 --> 01:48:31,830 you have to buy for a little and sell for a lot, right? 1076 01:48:31,997 --> 01:48:34,333 - Right. - Right. 1077 01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:37,253 So the problem: 1078 01:48:37,461 --> 01:48:40,256 How to make land more valuable between the time you buy it... 1079 01:48:40,464 --> 01:48:42,466 and the time you sell it. 1080 01:48:42,841 --> 01:48:47,513 Now, this is California, the richest, most populous state in the union. 1081 01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:50,766 I don't need a geography lesson from you, Luthor. 1082 01:48:50,975 --> 01:48:55,187 Oh, yes, of course, you've been there. I do forget, you get around, don't you? 1083 01:48:55,354 --> 01:48:57,523 - Where was I? - California. 1084 01:48:57,690 --> 01:49:01,193 California, right. The San Andreas Fault. Maybe you've heard of it? 1085 01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:05,114 Yes. It's the joining of two land masses. The fault line is unstable... 1086 01:49:05,281 --> 01:49:07,908 which is why you get earthquakes in California. 1087 01:49:08,075 --> 01:49:10,995 Wonderful. Couldn't have said it better myself. 1088 01:49:11,203 --> 01:49:15,541 Everything west of this line is the richest real estate in the world. 1089 01:49:15,708 --> 01:49:18,377 San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco. 1090 01:49:18,544 --> 01:49:23,299 Everything on this side is just hundreds of miles of worthless desert land... 1091 01:49:23,507 --> 01:49:25,050 which happens to be owned by... 1092 01:49:26,427 --> 01:49:29,054 Lex Luthor, incorporated. 1093 01:49:29,263 --> 01:49:33,642 Now, call me foolish, call me irresponsible... 1094 01:49:33,809 --> 01:49:37,104 It occurs to me that a 500-megaton bomb... 1095 01:49:37,271 --> 01:49:40,107 planted at just the proper point, would... 1096 01:49:40,274 --> 01:49:42,651 Would destroy most of California. 1097 01:49:43,777 --> 01:49:47,239 Millions of innocent people would die. The West Coast as we know it would... 1098 01:49:47,406 --> 01:49:51,744 Fall into the sea. Bye-bye, California. 1099 01:49:51,911 --> 01:49:55,122 Hello, new West Coast. My West Coast. 1100 01:49:57,541 --> 01:50:01,045 Costa del Lex, Luthorville, Marina del Lex, Otisburg... 1101 01:50:03,923 --> 01:50:06,342 - Otisburg? - Miss Teschmacher... 1102 01:50:06,550 --> 01:50:08,844 - ...she's got her own place, Mr... - Otisburg? 1103 01:50:09,053 --> 01:50:12,014 - It's a little-bitty place. - Otisburg? 1104 01:50:12,181 --> 01:50:15,184 Okay. I'll just wipe it off, that's all. It's a little town. 1105 01:50:15,351 --> 01:50:18,604 You're a dreamer, Lex Luthor. A sick, twisted dreamer. 1106 01:50:18,771 --> 01:50:21,023 Your plan couldn't possibly work. 1107 01:50:21,190 --> 01:50:26,278 I'll admit there were a few problems. Adjusting the trajectory of the missile... 1108 01:50:26,445 --> 01:50:30,157 finding the optimum stress point for the fault line itself. 1109 01:50:30,324 --> 01:50:34,078 Which, by the way, is target zero, right... 1110 01:50:34,662 --> 01:50:35,704 here. 1111 01:50:35,871 --> 01:50:37,122 Ooh. 1112 01:51:05,359 --> 01:51:08,237 - What's happening, lieutenant? - Trajectory malfunction, sir. 1113 01:51:10,531 --> 01:51:13,242 - Then abort. - Yes, sir. 1114 01:51:18,831 --> 01:51:20,082 Function negative, sir. 1115 01:51:20,249 --> 01:51:23,085 - Can't you knock them down? - Absolutely impossible, sir. 1116 01:51:23,252 --> 01:51:25,921 They have the new B-20 low-level avoidance systems. 1117 01:51:26,130 --> 01:51:27,840 Get me the Pentagon. 1118 01:51:34,179 --> 01:51:37,766 Well, what do you think, Supe baby? Interesting? 1119 01:51:37,933 --> 01:51:42,521 - Your theory's quite impressive, Luthor. - Otis, would you go to the viewing room? 1120 01:51:43,188 --> 01:51:46,108 But as for the rest, it's nothing but a sick fantasy. 1121 01:51:46,275 --> 01:51:49,278 Fantasy? No. No. 1122 01:51:49,445 --> 01:51:52,448 It's history. It's happening, Superman. 1123 01:51:52,656 --> 01:51:54,283 Miss Teschmacher! 1124 01:51:58,954 --> 01:52:02,041 - Yes, Lex? - Where's the rocket now? 1125 01:52:02,208 --> 01:52:05,961 It's going like a bat over the Grand Canyon. So is the other one. 1126 01:52:06,170 --> 01:52:09,173 The other one? There's two of them? 1127 01:52:11,675 --> 01:52:14,637 Yeah, Superman. Double jeopardy. 1128 01:52:14,803 --> 01:52:17,765 Even you, with your great speed, couldn't stop both of them. 1129 01:52:17,932 --> 01:52:21,435 While I, on the other hand, could stop them with my detonator. 1130 01:52:21,602 --> 01:52:25,189 All right, Luthor. Where is it? Where's the detonator? 1131 01:52:38,994 --> 01:52:40,579 You diseased maniac. 1132 01:52:40,746 --> 01:52:43,958 Did you really think you could hide it from me by encasing it in lead? 1133 01:52:46,001 --> 01:52:48,544 I'll mold this box into your prison bars. 1134 01:52:48,546 --> 01:52:50,005 Don't touch that. 1135 01:52:56,595 --> 01:53:01,850 I told you. It's kryptonite, Superman. A little souvenir from the old hometown. 1136 01:53:02,268 --> 01:53:05,354 I've spared no expense to make you feel right at home. 1137 01:53:12,319 --> 01:53:16,949 You were great in your day, Superman. But it just stands to reason... 1138 01:53:17,116 --> 01:53:19,326 when it came time to cash in your chips... 1139 01:53:19,493 --> 01:53:23,163 this old, diseased maniac... 1140 01:53:23,330 --> 01:53:25,499 would be your banker. 1141 01:53:28,627 --> 01:53:30,796 Mind over muscle. 1142 01:53:38,304 --> 01:53:42,975 You don't even care where the other missile's headed, do you? 1143 01:53:43,142 --> 01:53:47,563 Certainly, I do. I know exactly where it's headed. 1144 01:53:47,771 --> 01:53:49,398 Hackensack, New Jersey. 1145 01:53:55,279 --> 01:53:57,990 I have to leave you now. No hard feelings. 1146 01:53:58,157 --> 01:54:02,161 We all have our little faults. Mine's in California. 1147 01:54:16,425 --> 01:54:20,429 Lex, my mother lives in Hackensack. 1148 01:54:30,314 --> 01:54:32,816 Miss Teschmacher! 1149 01:54:50,960 --> 01:54:52,628 Both birds uncontrolled. 1150 01:54:52,836 --> 01:54:54,088 Impossible to reset. 1151 01:55:00,261 --> 01:55:01,720 Otis. 1152 01:55:20,239 --> 01:55:24,368 Miss Teschmacher. 1153 01:55:25,995 --> 01:55:28,581 Please, you can't... 1154 01:55:28,747 --> 01:55:30,082 You can't just stand there. 1155 01:55:30,249 --> 01:55:32,251 Shh. 1156 01:55:33,627 --> 01:55:35,129 You can't just stand there... 1157 01:55:35,296 --> 01:55:38,132 and let innocent people, millions of innocent people, die. 1158 01:55:39,133 --> 01:55:40,885 Maybe. 1159 01:55:41,802 --> 01:55:44,305 Please. Please help me to save them. 1160 01:55:46,390 --> 01:55:48,893 If I help you, do you promise to save my mother first? 1161 01:55:50,102 --> 01:55:52,146 But Lois and Jimmy... 1162 01:55:52,313 --> 01:55:53,689 Oh, but my mother comes first. 1163 01:55:53,898 --> 01:55:57,401 If you promise me, I'll believe you, because you always tell the truth. 1164 01:55:59,695 --> 01:56:02,406 I promise. I promise. 1165 01:56:56,752 --> 01:56:59,338 Why did you kiss me first? 1166 01:57:00,464 --> 01:57:03,717 It... I didn't think you'd let me later. 1167 01:57:04,718 --> 01:57:06,679 Thank you, Miss Teschmacher. 1168 01:57:06,845 --> 01:57:10,891 Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys? 1169 01:57:15,854 --> 01:57:17,231 Stand aside, now. 1170 01:57:17,398 --> 01:57:19,066 I wouldn't stay here, either. 1171 01:57:37,626 --> 01:57:39,295 Army bird still heading due east. 1172 01:57:39,503 --> 01:57:42,923 - Navy bird still heading due west. - Losing radar contact. 1173 01:57:43,090 --> 01:57:45,134 Next radar contact in 3 seconds. 1174 01:57:45,384 --> 01:57:47,052 Intercept both birds. 1175 01:58:06,655 --> 01:58:08,782 Army bird still headed east, sir. 1176 01:59:03,671 --> 01:59:06,006 Army bird gaining altitude. Miss Teschmacher. 1177 01:59:06,173 --> 01:59:09,218 Radar contact strong. We have straight climb. 1178 01:59:09,385 --> 01:59:11,387 Miss Teschmacher! 1179 01:59:11,595 --> 01:59:13,889 Radar report, Navy bird, San Andreas area. 1180 01:59:14,098 --> 01:59:16,475 Heading down. Fifteen seconds to impact. 1181 01:59:16,642 --> 01:59:19,103 Navy bird heading down, 15 seconds to impact. 1182 01:59:19,645 --> 01:59:21,188 Fifteen seconds and counting. 1183 01:59:38,747 --> 01:59:40,833 - San Andreas. - God! 1184 02:00:09,194 --> 02:00:11,030 Oh. 1185 02:00:17,661 --> 02:00:19,580 We interrupt the program for a newsflash. 1186 02:00:19,747 --> 02:00:23,083 A military missile has exploded in the Southern California desert. 1187 02:00:23,250 --> 02:00:26,629 The force of the explosion has activated the San Andreas Fault. 1188 02:00:26,795 --> 02:00:29,465 California is suffering a major earthquake. 1189 02:00:50,194 --> 02:00:51,737 Ah! 1190 02:00:52,112 --> 02:00:53,989 What's going on? 1191 02:00:55,783 --> 02:00:56,909 It's a quake. Look! 1192 02:01:10,923 --> 02:01:12,216 Look out! 1193 02:01:23,102 --> 02:01:24,770 Get to the back of the bus! 1194 02:02:05,185 --> 02:02:06,854 Okay, kids. It's all right now. 1195 02:02:07,021 --> 02:02:08,689 Thank God, we're back on the bridge. 1196 02:02:08,856 --> 02:02:11,317 Hey, it's Superman. It's Superman! 1197 02:02:18,282 --> 02:02:20,367 Holy mackerel! 1198 02:02:21,327 --> 02:02:22,411 Going off the tracks! 1199 02:02:25,039 --> 02:02:26,415 Hang on! 1200 02:02:30,169 --> 02:02:31,295 I can't hold her! 1201 02:02:58,864 --> 02:03:00,699 All personnel, evacuate the dam. 1202 02:03:00,866 --> 02:03:02,576 All personnel, evacuate the dam. 1203 02:03:03,244 --> 02:03:04,703 Ah! 1204 02:03:12,545 --> 02:03:14,255 Watch that cable! 1205 02:03:14,421 --> 02:03:15,965 My eyes! I can't see! 1206 02:03:21,595 --> 02:03:23,305 Someone try and pull the main! 1207 02:03:23,472 --> 02:03:25,724 It's impossible, it's red-hot! 1208 02:03:34,149 --> 02:03:36,569 - Gentlemen, is that man all right? - Yeah. 1209 02:03:59,758 --> 02:04:02,595 - Ah...! - Hang on, Jim. 1210 02:04:12,313 --> 02:04:13,606 The dam burst! 1211 02:04:13,939 --> 02:04:17,026 Forget the car! Come on, come on! 1212 02:04:21,280 --> 02:04:23,282 You're safe here, son. 1213 02:04:24,450 --> 02:04:26,619 That's okay! Miss Lane will be driving by soon. 1214 02:04:36,462 --> 02:04:38,464 - Come on, George. - Make for the hill. 1215 02:04:45,471 --> 02:04:48,724 There's been major quake damage to Southern California. 1216 02:04:48,933 --> 02:04:51,477 The San Andreas Fault has miraculously sealed itself... 1217 02:04:51,644 --> 02:04:56,148 yet Southern California is suffering major aftershocks of a major earthquake. 1218 02:04:56,315 --> 02:04:58,317 The population is warned to be aware of... 1219 02:05:00,527 --> 02:05:01,820 Please, come on, turn over. 1220 02:05:01,987 --> 02:05:03,864 - ...which in some areas has... - Come on! 1221 02:05:31,517 --> 02:05:33,352 Help me. Help me. 1222 02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:28,842 Lois. 1223 02:10:24,810 --> 02:10:27,813 No, no, no... 1224 02:10:28,814 --> 02:10:31,650 No... No... 1225 02:10:44,496 --> 02:10:46,415 My son. 1226 02:10:46,665 --> 02:10:49,668 It is forbidden for you to interfere in human history. 1227 02:10:49,835 --> 02:10:55,049 One thing I do know, son, and that is you are here for a reason. 1228 02:10:55,216 --> 02:10:58,344 - It is forbidden for you to... - Those things I can do... 1229 02:10:58,510 --> 02:11:01,847 all those powers, and I couldn't even save him. 1230 02:11:02,014 --> 02:11:03,682 It is forbidden. 1231 02:11:06,060 --> 02:11:08,312 It is forbidden. 1232 02:12:33,272 --> 02:12:34,690 Hi. 1233 02:12:36,108 --> 02:12:37,526 Don't bother, I think it's dead. 1234 02:12:39,445 --> 02:12:41,488 Sure it's dead. 1235 02:12:42,615 --> 02:12:46,035 The problem with Men of Steel, there's never one around when you want one. 1236 02:12:46,202 --> 02:12:48,537 Know what happened to me while you were off flying? 1237 02:12:48,704 --> 02:12:50,289 I was almost in an earthquake... 1238 02:12:50,456 --> 02:12:52,458 I had this gas station blow up... 1239 02:12:52,625 --> 02:12:54,960 there's telephone poles falling all over... 1240 02:12:55,127 --> 02:12:57,963 I'm almost killed, and to top the whole thing off... 1241 02:12:58,130 --> 02:12:59,715 this stupid car runs out of gas! 1242 02:12:59,924 --> 02:13:01,800 I'm sorry about that, Lois... 1243 02:13:01,967 --> 02:13:04,136 but I've been kind of busy for a while. 1244 02:13:06,680 --> 02:13:09,141 I'm sorry. That's all right. 1245 02:13:18,859 --> 02:13:20,444 Hey! 1246 02:13:20,986 --> 02:13:22,238 Thanks a lot, Superman. 1247 02:13:22,655 --> 02:13:25,241 You put me in the middle of nowhere during an earthquake. 1248 02:13:25,449 --> 02:13:27,493 No food, no water, snakes everywhere. 1249 02:13:27,660 --> 02:13:30,329 I had no idea if you were coming back... Jimmy. 1250 02:13:31,664 --> 02:13:35,000 Listen, there's something I have to do. I'll see you later. 1251 02:13:37,336 --> 02:13:39,755 He can't stay still for a second. 1252 02:13:40,881 --> 02:13:43,008 Oh. Golly, Miss Lane... 1253 02:13:43,175 --> 02:13:45,219 it's too bad Mr. Kent didn't see all this. 1254 02:13:45,386 --> 02:13:46,887 Yeah, poor Clark. 1255 02:13:47,054 --> 02:13:49,056 He's never around when S... 1256 02:13:49,473 --> 02:13:50,849 Clark... Wait a minute. 1257 02:13:51,016 --> 02:13:52,768 - Wait a minute. - What? 1258 02:13:54,353 --> 02:13:56,564 Lois Lane, that is the silliest idea ever. 1259 02:13:56,730 --> 02:14:00,526 Let me tell you something, Miss Lane, I think he really cares about you. 1260 02:14:00,693 --> 02:14:02,736 - Clark? Of course he does. - No, not Clark. 1261 02:14:05,364 --> 02:14:09,910 Oh, well, Superman cares about everybody, Jimmy. 1262 02:14:10,369 --> 02:14:14,707 But, who knows, someday, you know, if he's lucky... 1263 02:14:27,011 --> 02:14:28,596 You're messing up my suit. 1264 02:14:28,762 --> 02:14:30,556 You big lummox, you. 1265 02:14:30,723 --> 02:14:32,766 Come on, stop it, will you? 1266 02:14:32,933 --> 02:14:35,561 Otis, it's your fault. Watch the ground! 1267 02:14:36,270 --> 02:14:37,605 Good evening, warden. 1268 02:14:37,771 --> 02:14:39,565 These two men should be safe here... 1269 02:14:39,732 --> 02:14:42,109 - ...until they can get a fair trial. - Who is it? 1270 02:14:44,570 --> 02:14:46,113 Lex Luthor! 1271 02:14:46,280 --> 02:14:49,074 - The greatest criminal mind of our time! - Of our time! 1272 02:14:49,241 --> 02:14:50,868 - I hereby serve notice... - Notice. 1273 02:14:51,035 --> 02:14:52,745 That these walls... These walls here... 1274 02:14:52,912 --> 02:14:54,079 Will you shut up, please? 1275 02:14:54,246 --> 02:14:55,748 All right, take them away, boys. 1276 02:14:55,915 --> 02:14:58,292 - You nitwit. Nincompoop! - Guard, guard... 1277 02:14:58,459 --> 02:15:02,588 This country is safe again, Superman, thanks to you. 1278 02:15:02,755 --> 02:15:04,757 No, sir. Don't thank me, warden. 1279 02:15:05,424 --> 02:15:07,593 We're all part of the same team. 1280 02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:09,261 Night. 98792