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(track announcer)
Blue Calamari
has stolen the lead,
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but Ample Parking
is making strides,
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and is now at fourth,
third,
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and holding second place,
while Blue Calamari
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is at steady speed.
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And down the stretch
they come!
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Ample Parking
comes from behind.
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It's Ample Parking by a nose!
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This is the last call
for the third race.
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You may still wager
if you hurry.
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Here's your information...
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Out of the way.
Cripple coming through.
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Um, six race
at Golden Downs.
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I'll take the two
and the four.
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Hey, that's my birthday!
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February 4, 1963.
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You think that's a good bet?
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Wh-what's your birthday?
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Take your time.
Don't worry.
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There's only 30 seconds
to post.
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Is there any way
I can bet on
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the six and the three also?
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You know, for the year?
All four horses.
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Can I do that?
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He wants a $2.00 exacta box,
2, 4, 6, 3.
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Give him $24.
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Mm-hmm.
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Your turn.
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Ninth at Gulfstream Park.
500 on the three horse.
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Seminal Uprising to win.
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Might as well
burn your money.
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I'll burn my winnings.
Bigger flame.
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(announcer)
Ladies and gentlemen...
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Same race, TermiGator to win.
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Flag is up...
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Sorry, race just closed.
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Damn it!
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She was 14 to 1 too.
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That fat ass over there
just saved you money.
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No way Seminal Uprising is--
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I don't bet on the horses.
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I bet on the jocks.
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My rider is bulimic.
Purses after his weigh-ins.
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Leave a two-pound pile
at the starting gate,
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shaves valuable time
of that final eighth.
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Nice to have
inside information.
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(announcer)
The stretch by a length,
the Burning Bush.
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And on the level is Andy
right up on the inside...
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[glass shatters]
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Is anybody here a doctor?
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Tryin' to cop a feel?
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I took a CPR class
at the Y.
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That would be useful
if she was
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having a heart attack
instead of a seizure.
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Seizure?
Hold her tongue down?
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If you wanna get
a finger bitten off.
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Call an ambulance.
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Methodist
is three blocks down.
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I could drive her.
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Just make the call.
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[gasping]
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(man)
What the hell is that?
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How should I know?
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Tell the paramedics to take her
to Princeton-Plainsborough.
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The doctor's name is House.
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And it's TermiGator
winning by two lengths!
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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Since when does House
hang out at OTB?
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Man's an addict.
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Right, addicted to pills,
not gambling.
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Same thing--drug abuse,
drinking, gambling.
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They all fire up the same
pleasure centers in the brain.
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An addict is an addict is--
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Gambling doesn't
take away his pain.
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It does when I win.
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Hot OTB babe
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has grand mal
and inexplicable bruising.
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What up with that?
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You were just standing there
and she started to seize?
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Spend as much time around
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the real people as I do,
someone gets sick.
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Platelets are 89.
She's anemic.
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And she has a blood alcohol
level of .13.
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Hot OTB babe?
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Obviously a working girl.
Probably an STD, infection.
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No fever, no infection.
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Alcohol abuse
explains it all.
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Causes seizures and affects
her blood's ability to clot,
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which causes bruising.
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Start her on heparin.
She'll be fine by morning.
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Except for the fact that
the bruises are not petechial,
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which means it's not DIC.
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So the bruises
were caused by trauma.
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She probably got beat up
by her boyfriend.
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Or her pimp.
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What's that called
when you judge someone
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before ever meeting them?
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She's a regular
at OTB.
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Somehow I don't see her
holding down a nine-to-five
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and going to PTA meetings.
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I was there.
I have a "nine-to-three" job.
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(Cameron)
It could be SLE,
familial telangiectasis,
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or even Cushing's.
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Good.
Start with those.
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Which one?
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Cushing's.
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Explains the seizure
and the bruising.
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Not the anemia.
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So she doesn't eat
a lot of meat.
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DIC brought on by alcohol abuse
is far more likely.
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Do a full workup.
H and P.
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And lab her up,
LP, MRI.
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Whoa!
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Did you just
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ever-so-subtly
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order me to get
her medical history?
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Cuddy put me
in charge last week.
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So...yeah.
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(House)
It was a pretend in charge.
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Formality to get past
the suits in legal.
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Right, those
licensing board folk
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love to play
dress-up and pretend.
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(Foreman)
Hey, no worries.
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I'll let you keep
your parking space.
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You can have it.
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You'll also need
my handicapped placard.
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Bend over.
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Well, you make a pretty
convincing argument.
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Chase killed that woman.
Now Foreman's in charge?
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Yeah, we have
a pecking order here.
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If Cameron kills somebody,
Chase takes over.
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There's a flow chart
in the lobby.
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For the next three weeks,
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you answer directly
to Dr. Foreman.
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And I expect you here
for grand rounds at 9:00.
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By the way...
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I like sugar in my coffee.
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If there's a screw-up,
it's your screw-up.
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You won't have Dr. House
to fall back on.
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"Do you wear a seat belt?"
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Is that really relevant
to a seizure?
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Skip it.
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How about, "Were you
vaccinated for polio?"
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I think you gave me the form
intended for FDR.
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You really like
Teeny Tiny Mo in the fifth?
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I went four for six
yesterday.
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You want winners,
cure me first.
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"Are you generally satisfied
with your life?"
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It does not ask that.
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You know,
I was going to ask
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what a respectable doctor
was doing in an OTB parlor.
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Somehow that question
doesn't seem relevant anymore.
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What's your excuse?
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Turns me on.
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Yeah?
What else turns you on?
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Drugs?
Casual sex?
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Rough sex?
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Casual rough sex?
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I'm a doctor.
I need to know.
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No sex.
Just moved here.
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Haven't even found
a job yet.
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Don't know anybody.
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Came here without a job.
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That means you didn't
move here.
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You moved away
from somewhere else.
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Whew.
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Does that hurt?
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No.
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You on prescription meds?
Hormones? Prednisone?
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I already answered that one.
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I think it was question
number 20-something.
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Yeah, and I could
reach down and get it,
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but that would kind of
spoil the whole cool move.
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I'm not on any medications.
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You vegetarian?
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No. Why?
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Because you might have something
called Cushing's Syndrome.
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Which basically means--
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My pituitary
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is overproducing ACTH,
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which is causing
my adrenal glands
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to push too much cortisol
into my bloodstream.
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By coincidence,
I'm a doctor too.
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Yeah, I had it last year.
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They did brain surgery.
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Removed an adenoma
from my pituitary.
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[machine whirring]
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[whistling]
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Huh?
What did you just say?
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"You were right, House,
her pituitary tumor regrew.
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It is Cushing's.
Uncanny how you do that."
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Actually,
it was Cameron's idea.
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No, Cameron
had three ideas.
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I chose one to encourage,
to nurture.
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Yeah, you're all about
the nurturing.
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Do you need a hug?
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[beeping]
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I don't see any regrowth.
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You get a medical records
fax over?
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Work smart, not hard.
That's my philosophy, boss.
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I'll take that as a no.
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(Foreman)
Anica, I need you to stay
completely still.
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Sorry.
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Still don't see anything.
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Okay, so it's a micro adenoma,
too small to see.
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It's so small,
it's not even there.
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Right, it's just a coincidence
that I predicted
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a rare condition that she
happened to have a year ago.
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Results from her LP back yet?
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Didn't do an LP.
I knew what she had.
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Go do the LP.
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Okay, I need you to roll over
on your side,
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kiss your kneecaps.
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Party time.
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I thought it only took
one doctor to do this.
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I'm observing.
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She's here to make sure
I don't paralyze you.
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You've done this
before, right?
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Successfully?
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He's kidding.
He's an excellent doctor.
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I'm gonna numb the area
with some lidocaine.
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And then we're off
to the races.
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See what I did there?
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I used horse racing jargon
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to make the patient feel
more comfortable.
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Okay, here we go.
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[gasps]
Ow!
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Felt like bone.
Does that hurt?
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A little bit.
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What are you doing?
Oww!
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Try running your back
a bit more.
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Perfect is the way you are.
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[gasps]
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Oops.
That was all me.
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Ow!
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Might wanna move down
one vertebrae.
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This is actually much harder
than I remember.
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[gasps]
Ohh!
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My chest feels
a little tight.
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Try taking a deep breath.
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Dr. House, maybe
I should take it from here.
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Eighth time's the charm.
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Aah!
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You trying
to piss off Foreman?
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Let--
[beeping]
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(Cameron)
EP's 240 over 140.
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Turn that thing off,
will you?
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Take the needle out.
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Take the needle out!
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Okay!
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It's a hypertensive crisis.
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Start her on
an IV Lopressor drip.
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Titrate to systolic
less than 140.
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She'll be fine.
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Cameron,
meet me in my office.
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(House)
At the risk
of sounding redundant...
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and right...again...
259
00:09:58,141 --> 00:09:59,342
she has Cushing's.
260
00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,244
Cushing's.
261
00:10:01,277 --> 00:10:03,113
Right...the fact that you
mangled her LP
262
00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,047
has nothing to do with it?
263
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,116
Actually, it has
everything to do with it.
264
00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:08,418
Cushing's plus stress
265
00:10:08,451 --> 00:10:10,453
equals hypertensive crisis.
266
00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,422
Smart move,
sending the rookie.
267
00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:14,891
Her initial symptoms
could have been caused
268
00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:16,426
by alcohol-induced DIC.
269
00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:17,928
She had
a hypertensive crisis
270
00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:19,129
because it's been
at least six hours
271
00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:20,163
since she had
her last drink.
272
00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:21,097
She's detoxing.
273
00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:23,066
The exact same moment
that I'm futilely
274
00:10:23,099 --> 00:10:24,835
trying to give her an LP?
275
00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,402
Right, an invisible tumor
on her pituitary
276
00:10:26,436 --> 00:10:28,104
is much more likely.
277
00:10:28,138 --> 00:10:30,306
(Chase)
What if the tumor
is somewhere else?
278
00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,975
There could be
an ACTH-secreting tumor
279
00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:33,309
on her lung or pancreas.
280
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:34,778
It's awfully rare.
281
00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:36,079
Not as rare as
an invisible tumor.
282
00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:37,280
Why didn't they
put you in charge
283
00:10:37,313 --> 00:10:38,281
instead of Foreman?
284
00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:41,785
Oh, yeah, you're the guy
that killed that woman.
285
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:45,455
Get a pan-man scan before
she dies of cortisol OD.
286
00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:49,926
[whimpers]
Please?
287
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,295
Fine, do it.
288
00:10:52,328 --> 00:10:53,296
But when you
don't find anything,
289
00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:55,198
put her on a Librium taper
for the withdrawal
290
00:10:55,231 --> 00:10:57,300
and get her a bed
in a rehab clinic.
291
00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:11,181
(Chase)
Lungs look clean.
292
00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:13,483
Her lymph node's
not enlarged.
293
00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:18,154
Cuddy tapped Foreman
to run the department.
294
00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:19,489
I didn't even get asked.
295
00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:21,524
Neither did I.
You were suspended.
296
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,159
I was kidding.
297
00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:24,895
It's the irony
of women in charge.
298
00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:26,196
They don't like
other women in charge.
299
00:11:26,229 --> 00:11:27,463
Hmph!
300
00:11:27,497 --> 00:11:31,134
What? You think
it's something else?
301
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,136
You sabotaged yourself.
302
00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:35,939
You went on a date with House.
You slept with me.
303
00:11:35,972 --> 00:11:37,473
Putting you in charge
of this department
304
00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:40,276
is like a sexual harassment
suit waiting to happen.
305
00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:41,945
Yeah.
They're really worried
306
00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:43,546
that I'm gonna create
a hostile work environment.
307
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:47,050
Maybe that's the problem.
308
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,286
Being in charge means
having to say "no" to House.
309
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,955
Would you hire you for that?
310
00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:58,061
(announcer on TV)
Anderson coming out strong.
311
00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,229
What is he thinking?
312
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:02,298
He watched what Tom Meents
just did.
313
00:12:02,332 --> 00:12:05,869
You ordered MRIs for
the entire maternity ward?
314
00:12:05,902 --> 00:12:08,271
I was in a crazy mood.
315
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:10,140
Good thing I got
a new boss to back me up.
316
00:12:10,173 --> 00:12:12,242
Although I think one of those
is actually necessary.
317
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,310
Better comb through before
you cancel them all.
318
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:17,380
[exhales]
319
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,515
What do you expect me
to do, House?
320
00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:21,584
Quit? Cry?
321
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:24,888
Actually, I expect you to
act like what you are.
322
00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:28,224
My employee.
My subordinate.
323
00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:29,025
My bitch.
324
00:12:29,059 --> 00:12:31,561
Yeah. Well, since
you asked nicely--
325
00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:34,965
God. I can't believe I got
more than a year behind
326
00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:38,501
on my discharge summaries.
Gotta get caught up.
327
00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:39,936
Oh, no. Wait.
328
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,872
I'm not authorized
to sign these anymore.
329
00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:43,206
Only you are.
330
00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:45,541
Keep it coming.
I'm not gonna break.
331
00:12:45,575 --> 00:12:47,543
[door opens]
332
00:12:47,577 --> 00:12:50,280
Scan showed a mass
on her pancreas.
333
00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:53,049
It looks malignant.
Probably inoperable.
334
00:12:54,951 --> 00:12:56,552
I'd give her two months.
335
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:04,360
On the bright side,
it still means I was right.
336
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:14,304
Where's Dr. House?
337
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,172
Dr. Foreman's
overseeing your case.
338
00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,942
He thought it'd be best
if I spoke with you.
339
00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:21,277
We found a mass
in your pancreas.
340
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:24,447
It looks like cancer.
341
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,984
So something in my pancreas
caused me to have a seizure?
342
00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:30,486
Probably.
343
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,524
But the bigger point is...
344
00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:37,493
A one year survival rate
for pancreatic cancer
345
00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,162
is less than 20%.
346
00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:42,198
So what's the treatment?
347
00:13:42,232 --> 00:13:45,301
We need to biopsy the mass
348
00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:47,971
to see what
we're dealing with.
349
00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:50,206
And...
350
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,309
Then we can recommend
options from there.
351
00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:54,945
Sounds good.
352
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:02,352
I need your consent
to do the biopsy.
353
00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:11,261
Thanks. Wish me luck.
354
00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,529
Good luck.
355
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:19,169
(Cameron)
It was weird.
She barely reacted at all.
356
00:14:19,202 --> 00:14:20,636
I've had people hug me
357
00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:22,472
and people take
a swing at me.
358
00:14:22,505 --> 00:14:24,941
This was more like
she didn't even hear me.
359
00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:28,244
Magnify three times.
360
00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:33,249
(Wilson)
House assisting.
361
00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:36,486
That is funny.
362
00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:39,289
Too bad Foreman's
gonna die.
363
00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:51,201
Good afternoon.
364
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,269
I'm Dr. House.
365
00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:55,138
I'm going to be looking
at your--
366
00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,442
Perfect.
367
00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:01,444
Excuse me.
368
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:09,552
I need Dr. Foreman in
Exam Room One for a consult.
369
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:12,388
So, when did this start?
370
00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:13,523
A couple weeks ago.
371
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:15,491
I didn't want
to get pregnant.
372
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:19,195
Jake's not into rubbers,
so I got on the jelly.
373
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,696
You think I'm allergic
or something?
374
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:24,500
You have an infection.
Gonna need a sample.
375
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,236
I brought the jar.
376
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:28,304
No, I meant
a sample of your--
377
00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:38,181
Okay. We have
a neurological problem here.
378
00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:40,283
There's something wrong
with my brain?
379
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,218
Oh, yeah.
380
00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:44,687
You can cover yourself up.
I got what I need.
381
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,456
[door opens]
382
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,792
What's up?
383
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,661
Smells this.
384
00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:54,630
[sniffs]
Smells like vaginosis.
385
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,799
But it's not
really my call.
386
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,169
Great. I'll be sure to put
a gold star
387
00:15:59,202 --> 00:16:00,736
by your name on the board.
388
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:03,373
Anica's biopsy
for pancreatic cancer
389
00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:04,740
was negative.
390
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:08,311
[door opens]
391
00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:12,648
Okay. I'm gonna give you
some antibiotics
392
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,384
and you probably shouldn't
have sex for a while.
393
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,651
How long?
394
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,187
On an evolutionary basis,
395
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,788
I'd recommend forever.
396
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:23,059
The mass in the pancreas
is benign.
397
00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:24,660
It's probably
just scar tissue.
398
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,296
Good news.
She's not sick at all.
399
00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:27,497
Other than being
an alcoholic.
400
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,365
The labs you sent yesterday
401
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:32,235
put her ACTH at 64 pico-grams
per milliliter.
402
00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:34,237
She's got Cushing's.
Something set it off.
403
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:36,139
It's gotta be
in her brain.
404
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,441
Set her up
for a venous sampling.
405
00:16:38,474 --> 00:16:40,143
There is another
possibility.
406
00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:41,744
Chase, hold on.
407
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:43,079
How'd you get him
trained so fast?
408
00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:44,580
Electronic collar?
409
00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:46,282
Got treats in your pocket?
410
00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:47,717
She didn't even read
the consent form
411
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,320
for the pancreatic biopsy.
Who reads those things?
412
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:52,255
Maybe she didn't read it
because she knew
413
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,689
that there was nothing
wrong with her.
414
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:55,258
There is another explanation
for the Cushing's.
415
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,727
Maybe she injected herself
with the ACTH.
416
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,629
Her behavior suggests
Munchausen's.
417
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,264
She's had
four hospitalizations
418
00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:02,465
in the last four months.
419
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:04,234
Well, being
hospitalized a lot
420
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,302
certainly points to nothing
being wrong with you.
421
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:09,305
She's had zero symptoms
since she got here.
422
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:11,474
The scarring on her pancreas
could be be caused
423
00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:12,708
from injecting herself
with the benzene
424
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:13,843
and setting off
the seizures.
425
00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:15,645
(House)
She's had brain surgery.
426
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:18,348
You can fake a stomach ache.
You can't fake a brain tumor.
427
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,116
You can fake
an invisible one.
428
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,586
We should check
her apartment.
429
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,321
Look for medications,
syringes.
430
00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:27,423
Venous sampling's easier.
And more dangerous.
431
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:29,259
Not if you get caught
breaking in.
432
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:32,295
So don't get caught, House.
433
00:17:32,328 --> 00:17:34,797
(Cameron)
Why do you think Cuddy
picked Foreman over me?
434
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,366
If I done something wrong
435
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:38,268
or if there's something
I needed to improve on--
436
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:39,369
Would it make you shut up
437
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:41,204
if I told you she wanted
someone black?
438
00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:42,772
How would you describe
my leadership skills?
439
00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:45,275
Nonexistent.
Otherwise excellent.
440
00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:48,144
There's more to being
a leader than being a jerk.
441
00:17:48,178 --> 00:17:49,379
The world will never know.
442
00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:54,350
[engine revs]
443
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:57,220
No. No way.
It just snowed.
444
00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:58,888
Yesterday.
The streets are clear.
445
00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:02,358
My car is right there.
446
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:04,227
There's construction
on Elm.
447
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,761
Bike'll be faster.
448
00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:07,463
[engine revs]
449
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,202
[engine revs]
450
00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:30,353
(Cameron)
There's even books
in the bathroom.
451
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:31,687
Well, either she's
very smart
452
00:18:31,721 --> 00:18:33,489
or she has a severe
fiber deficiency.
453
00:18:39,429 --> 00:18:41,564
She's got an appointment
454
00:18:41,597 --> 00:18:43,199
with her ophthalmologist
on Tuesday
455
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:46,269
and an appointment with
her gynecologist on Thursday.
456
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:48,604
Multiple appointments
with multiple doctors.
457
00:18:48,638 --> 00:18:50,373
Symptom of Munchausen's.
458
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:53,776
Or, just thinking
outside the box here,
459
00:18:53,809 --> 00:18:57,213
she has a vagina
and trouble reading.
460
00:18:57,247 --> 00:18:59,349
There's three pairs
of reading glasses.
461
00:18:59,382 --> 00:19:00,916
Each with different
prescriptions.
462
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:02,285
Which would be explained
463
00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:03,719
by a tumor pressing
on the optic nerve.
464
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:05,721
Because you're looking
for her to have a tumor.
465
00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:07,290
And you are looking for...
466
00:19:07,323 --> 00:19:08,791
A person with
Munchausen's Syndrome
467
00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:10,460
drinks battery acid.
468
00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:11,961
They don't go
to an ophthalmologist
469
00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:13,162
to get their pupils dilated.
470
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,466
An ophthalmologist is a doctor.
Attention is attention.
471
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:19,335
How many hospitals
have you contacted?
472
00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:20,836
Has one doctor said
she's crazy?
473
00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,338
It's not Munchausen's.
474
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,440
It's not your call.
475
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,511
If you think she's got
Munchausen's,
476
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,446
then obviously you got
something to show the man.
477
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,882
A syringe in her apartment.
A bottle of ACTH.
478
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,984
Munchausen patients are good
at covering their tracks.
479
00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:36,752
Oh, right. So the fact
that we found nothing
480
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:37,853
proves there's something.
481
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:38,654
Look at
the pathology reports
482
00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:40,590
from the surgery
she had in Chicago.
483
00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:42,392
They removed 30%
of her pituitary.
484
00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:43,626
They found no tumor.
485
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,295
It's possible the surgeons
just missed it.
486
00:19:45,328 --> 00:19:46,496
I mean that kind of surgery.
487
00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:47,563
You're just cutting
and hoping.
488
00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:49,899
Of course!
We're both right.
489
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:51,834
Excellent solution.
Everybody's happy.
490
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:55,004
Come on. Step up, Foreman.
If you think I'm right,
491
00:19:55,037 --> 00:19:56,639
order me to stick a needle
in her brain.
492
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:58,674
If you think Cameron's right,
send the patient home.
493
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,443
Either she'll be fine,
or she'll die.
494
00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:05,781
Do the venous sampling.
Get her consent.
495
00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:08,451
[exhales]
496
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,823
Nice move, boss.
Way to cover your ass.
497
00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:15,625
I just agreed with you.
498
00:20:15,658 --> 00:20:17,059
Not because
you think I'm right.
499
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,061
You're just taking
the safe route.
500
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,297
You're a wuss.
501
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:24,934
Don't worry. Your secret's
safe with me.
502
00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:29,071
Hey, Wilson!
Guess what Foreman just did?
503
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,307
[exhales]
504
00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:39,782
Hi.
505
00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:43,052
This is a consent form
to stick a wire into your brain.
506
00:20:43,085 --> 00:20:45,721
It's important for hospitals
to get these signed
507
00:20:45,755 --> 00:20:47,790
for procedures that are
completely unnecessary.
508
00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:50,526
Then why are you doing it?
509
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,928
Because you're mentally ill.
510
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,531
You injected yourself
with ACTH to induce Cushing's
511
00:20:55,565 --> 00:20:57,400
to get attention
from doctors.
512
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,768
And so far it's worked.
513
00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,404
I'd like to see
another doctor.
514
00:21:01,437 --> 00:21:03,406
I'm not giving you
what you want?
515
00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:04,940
I don't want a bitch.
516
00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:07,943
Just sign the forms, okay,
and I'll get out of here.
517
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:10,413
Hopefully for you, whatever
you injected yourself with
518
00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:11,614
won't wear off
before you get fun
519
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,849
of a caring and concerned
doctor cutting into your head.
520
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,902
You chose me to make
House miserable, didn't you?
521
00:21:32,935 --> 00:21:35,070
Apparently he's making
you miserable.
522
00:21:35,104 --> 00:21:36,572
That's impressive.
523
00:21:36,606 --> 00:21:37,907
Find someone else.
524
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:41,644
No. For the first time
in six years I'm getting
525
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:44,414
copied on all experimental
tests and procedures.
526
00:21:44,447 --> 00:21:47,417
Clinic hours have been
logged and completed.
527
00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:49,785
You've given me four months
of House's dictations
528
00:21:49,819 --> 00:21:52,388
so I can finally bill
insurance companies.
529
00:21:52,422 --> 00:21:53,623
I only did that stuff
530
00:21:53,656 --> 00:21:55,124
to prove he couldn't
make me miserable.
531
00:21:55,157 --> 00:21:57,427
Well, way to go.
532
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,794
Now everybody's
getting what they need.
533
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:02,031
Even House. He gets
to play mad scientist,
534
00:22:02,064 --> 00:22:04,133
and this department
runs smoothly.
535
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,502
So I'm stuck with this
for the next three weeks.
536
00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:10,005
Maybe longer.
537
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:13,375
Would you be interested
if this wasn't just pretend?
538
00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:16,045
What did Mommy say?
539
00:22:16,078 --> 00:22:18,013
I don't get any candy
in my stocking.
540
00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:19,782
Patient being prepped
for the venous sampling?
541
00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:20,950
Yeah.
542
00:22:20,983 --> 00:22:22,652
Mentally ill patient
is right on track
543
00:22:22,685 --> 00:22:23,986
for a pointless procedure.
544
00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:25,755
Yeah, we get your objection.
545
00:22:25,788 --> 00:22:28,090
[phone rings]
546
00:22:32,161 --> 00:22:33,696
Foreman.
547
00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:34,697
Are you sure?
548
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,132
That doesn't make any sense.
549
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,601
Check it again.
550
00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:40,102
[sighs]
551
00:22:40,135 --> 00:22:41,537
We gotta delay
the venous sampling.
552
00:22:41,571 --> 00:22:44,039
Why? Her urine turning orange?
553
00:22:46,609 --> 00:22:47,977
How would you know that?
554
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,212
Because that's what
rifampin does.
555
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,081
She's not on antibiotics?
556
00:22:52,114 --> 00:22:53,783
But if a Munchausen's patient
557
00:22:53,816 --> 00:22:55,551
thinks she's about
to get busted,
558
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:56,752
she sees pills labeled
559
00:22:56,786 --> 00:22:57,953
"Dangerous:
might cause seizures,"
560
00:22:57,987 --> 00:22:59,188
she might grab a couple.
561
00:22:59,221 --> 00:23:00,189
And if that label
562
00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:02,191
were accidentally
on a bottle of antibiotics
563
00:23:02,224 --> 00:23:03,125
and if that bottle
564
00:23:03,158 --> 00:23:05,628
were accidentally
left in her room...
565
00:23:05,661 --> 00:23:07,196
You set her up?
Might have.
566
00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:09,231
It's Munchausen's.
567
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,800
All this she did to herself.
568
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:32,922
I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
569
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:36,592
I had a seizure. I'm sick.
I need your help.
570
00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:37,493
Not from this department.
571
00:23:37,527 --> 00:23:40,062
The half-life of rifampin
is three hours.
572
00:23:40,095 --> 00:23:42,031
After that, you'll get
your psych referral
573
00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:43,633
and your discharge papers.
574
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,800
You know, just because
you stick your fingers
575
00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:45,801
down your throat
doesn't mean
576
00:23:45,835 --> 00:23:46,936
the rest of us
are screwed up.
577
00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:51,641
I guess when cooperation fails,
you move onto hostility.
578
00:23:51,674 --> 00:23:54,877
I didn't do this to myself.
579
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:08,524
100% commitment.
580
00:24:08,558 --> 00:24:09,625
Sign of a good liar.
[scoffs]
581
00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:10,793
Also the sign
of a sociopath.
582
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,696
What are you doing?
583
00:24:13,729 --> 00:24:15,765
Correcting your last note.
584
00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:17,099
We can't discharge her,
she's sick.
585
00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:19,802
Anybody ever tell you
586
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:20,636
you write like a girl?
587
00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:22,171
What?
588
00:24:22,204 --> 00:24:23,673
You got some other explanation
for orange urine?
589
00:24:23,706 --> 00:24:24,640
It's Munchausen's.
590
00:24:24,674 --> 00:24:26,141
Correct, but not complete.
591
00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,810
You just don't wanna admit
that she skunked you.
592
00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:29,879
At the end
of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"
593
00:24:29,912 --> 00:24:33,182
the wolf really does come.
594
00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:36,552
And he eats the sheep
and the boy and his parents.
595
00:24:36,586 --> 00:24:38,020
The wolf doesn't eat
the parents.
It does when I tell it.
596
00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:41,824
You're not telling
the story now. I am.
597
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,193
Look, I checked her records.
598
00:24:44,226 --> 00:24:45,928
All her hospitalizations
were for different things.
599
00:24:45,961 --> 00:24:48,798
Brain tumor, fainting spells,
skin rashes, seizures.
600
00:24:48,831 --> 00:24:50,933
She's had every blood test
known to man
601
00:24:50,966 --> 00:24:52,301
and the results
were all over the map.
602
00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:54,704
There's only one constant.
Low HCT.
603
00:24:54,737 --> 00:24:56,606
The anemia's real.
604
00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:57,773
There's a million things
she could have taken
605
00:24:57,807 --> 00:24:58,874
to have done that.
True.
606
00:24:58,908 --> 00:25:01,711
Could just be her M.O.
She self-induces two illnesses.
607
00:25:01,744 --> 00:25:03,879
One always changes,
one never does.
608
00:25:03,913 --> 00:25:06,616
Or maybe, she has Munchausen's
and aplastic anemia.
609
00:25:06,649 --> 00:25:08,083
Which would mean without
the proper treatment,
610
00:25:08,117 --> 00:25:10,620
she'll continue
to get sicker, weaker,
611
00:25:10,653 --> 00:25:13,255
eventually she'll start
bleeding internally and die.
612
00:25:13,288 --> 00:25:15,024
She's not getting sicker.
She will.
613
00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:16,726
If her bone marrow was dying,
614
00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:18,761
the entire blood panel
would be affected.
615
00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:20,162
Her white count's normal.
So far.
616
00:25:20,195 --> 00:25:21,230
We need to do
a bone marrow biopsy.
617
00:25:21,263 --> 00:25:22,331
No. No more tests.
Look.
618
00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:26,068
You kick her to the curb
with a Munchausen's diagnosis,
619
00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:27,202
you're guaranteeing
that no doctor
620
00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,804
will ever listen
to her again.
621
00:25:28,838 --> 00:25:31,173
We do more tests, we'll only
be feeding her psychosis.
622
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:33,242
The more attention we give her,
the more she'll want.
623
00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:36,912
What if she doesn't know
we're testing her?
624
00:25:36,946 --> 00:25:40,082
House. You were wrong.
Live with it.
625
00:25:40,115 --> 00:25:43,052
There's probably some blood
left over from previous tests.
626
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:45,655
Blood tests alone can't confirm
aplastic anemia.
627
00:25:45,688 --> 00:25:46,922
Yes, I know.
628
00:25:46,956 --> 00:25:48,758
That's why I wanna do
a bone marrow biopsy.
629
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,260
The blood tests could show
a systemic disease,
630
00:25:51,293 --> 00:25:53,663
or a virus or toxin
that could be the cause.
631
00:25:53,696 --> 00:25:55,197
Fine. You wanna test
the extra blood?
632
00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:57,099
Knock yourself out.
But the patient is off-limits.
633
00:25:57,132 --> 00:25:58,901
And if the results
are positive...
634
00:25:58,934 --> 00:25:59,969
I get my biopsy?
635
00:26:02,838 --> 00:26:04,206
It's a safe way to go.
636
00:26:21,857 --> 00:26:24,727
I need all of these tests
and a PCR
637
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,096
done on this sample.
638
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:28,197
You're gonna need more blood.
639
00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:30,099
Patient's empty.
640
00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:32,735
Then I can't do it.
641
00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,436
You can try.
642
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:36,839
You can try
to look like Salma Hayek.
643
00:26:36,872 --> 00:26:38,273
It's not gonna make it happen.
644
00:26:43,178 --> 00:26:46,849
You may not have Salma's ass,
but she doesn't have your eyes.
645
00:26:46,882 --> 00:26:50,219
Yeah, right.
646
00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:57,026
How soon do you need it?
647
00:26:57,059 --> 00:26:59,729
(Foreman knocking on door)
Dr. Wilson.
648
00:26:59,762 --> 00:27:00,930
Can I talk to you about
something in confidence?
649
00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:03,032
Of course.
It's about House.
650
00:27:03,065 --> 00:27:04,366
Oh. Then no.
651
00:27:04,399 --> 00:27:06,235
Fine.
652
00:27:06,268 --> 00:27:08,771
I won't say anything.
653
00:27:08,804 --> 00:27:11,807
Do you think there's any way
654
00:27:11,841 --> 00:27:13,843
House would take me
seriously as his boss?
655
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:16,946
Uh...
where is this coming from?
656
00:27:16,979 --> 00:27:19,381
Did Cuddy say something?
657
00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:20,916
We talked.
She intimated.
658
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:24,954
And you want my advice
on how to usurp him?
659
00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:26,822
It's very ancient Rome.
He'll need a toga, of course.
660
00:27:26,856 --> 00:27:28,090
A...sword.
661
00:27:28,123 --> 00:27:29,992
It's not a coup.
662
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,226
I just wanna figure out
663
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,461
some way we can
work together.
664
00:27:32,494 --> 00:27:34,263
I mean,
I keep the team running
665
00:27:34,296 --> 00:27:35,798
from an administrative
point of view.
666
00:27:35,831 --> 00:27:37,032
House doesn't have to deal
with the red tape.
667
00:27:37,066 --> 00:27:38,167
It's a win-win.
668
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,468
I'm sure
he'll see it that way.
669
00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:42,738
You have any advice
on how to approach him,
670
00:27:42,772 --> 00:27:46,008
how to deal with the guy?
No.
671
00:27:49,812 --> 00:27:51,413
But you won't tell him
we talked?
672
00:27:51,446 --> 00:27:54,850
No.
673
00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:58,187
There is no way
this is gonna happen.
674
00:28:03,158 --> 00:28:04,760
[House singing]
* Oh, ain't he sweet
675
00:28:04,794 --> 00:28:08,831
* See him walkin' down
that street *
676
00:28:08,864 --> 00:28:11,200
* So I ask you
very confidentially *
677
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,534
* Ain't he sweet *
678
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,536
[inhales deeply]
679
00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:17,039
Epstein-Barr titers
are through the roof.
680
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:20,475
Most common viral cause
of aplastic anemia.
681
00:28:20,509 --> 00:28:23,512
So what I'm saying is...
682
00:28:23,545 --> 00:28:27,182
* Just cast an eye
in his direction *
683
00:28:27,216 --> 00:28:30,886
* Oh me, oh my,
ain't that perfection *
684
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,521
Fetal hemoglobin's
also elevated.
685
00:28:32,554 --> 00:28:34,123
Yeah, just a wee bit.
Could indicate--
686
00:28:34,156 --> 00:28:35,991
Uh, you see that
in Sickle Cell.
687
00:28:36,025 --> 00:28:38,227
Not all Sickle Cell patients
are black.
688
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,529
None of her other blood panels
showed any sign of Sickle Cell.
689
00:28:40,562 --> 00:28:42,197
Which means
either something's
690
00:28:42,231 --> 00:28:44,499
changed drastically
since yesterday,
691
00:28:44,533 --> 00:28:45,534
or this isn't her blood.
692
00:28:45,567 --> 00:28:48,537
Oh course it is!
693
00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:49,805
Metaphorically.
694
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:51,907
[scoffs]
695
00:28:51,941 --> 00:28:53,408
Look, I couldn't do
the tests.
696
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:56,812
I tried, and there wasn't
enough blood left over.
697
00:28:56,846 --> 00:28:59,581
You just let me
do the biopsy.
698
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:02,217
(Chase)
No way.
699
00:29:02,251 --> 00:29:04,586
I just got back
from a suspension.
700
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:07,422
And if it wasn't for me,
you would have been fired.
701
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,391
Why don't you just get
the sample yourself?
702
00:29:09,424 --> 00:29:11,426
Since when have you cared
what your boss said?
703
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,096
I don't care what anybody says,
I care what they do.
704
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,131
And right now,
Blackpoleon Blackaparte
705
00:29:16,165 --> 00:29:17,399
has got the nurses
on red alert.
706
00:29:17,432 --> 00:29:19,869
I can't get into
the patient's room.
707
00:29:19,902 --> 00:29:21,503
So come on,
I'll draw the enemy fire,
708
00:29:21,536 --> 00:29:22,905
you outflank them,
get in there,
709
00:29:22,938 --> 00:29:25,841
get the bone marrow sample.
Can't.
710
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:27,376
Who are you more afraid of?
711
00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:34,249
I'm not afraid of Foreman.
I agree with him.
712
00:29:34,283 --> 00:29:35,517
All the tests back him up.
713
00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:39,521
All the tests
have not been done.
714
00:29:39,554 --> 00:29:40,589
You do realize
that Blackaparte's reign
715
00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:41,523
is only temporary.
716
00:29:41,556 --> 00:29:44,526
I also realize that
no matter what I do,
717
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:46,361
you're still gonna
treat me like crap.
718
00:29:46,395 --> 00:29:48,931
Crap is a relative term.
719
00:29:58,373 --> 00:29:59,574
I never even made it
into the room.
720
00:29:59,608 --> 00:30:00,943
Nurses called the attending
721
00:30:00,976 --> 00:30:02,044
as soon as a Trocar
was ordered.
722
00:30:02,077 --> 00:30:05,314
You used her real name?
723
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,250
I just processed your patient's
discharge papers.
724
00:30:08,283 --> 00:30:11,186
She's on her way out
right now.
725
00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:14,556
Whoa! Whoa.
726
00:30:14,589 --> 00:30:17,126
(House)
Wait up.
It's all right.
727
00:30:17,159 --> 00:30:18,660
She's gonna stay.
Wonderful.
728
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,662
Oh, bite me!
729
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:23,198
I don't need to hear
the riot act again.
730
00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:26,635
How would you like another
medical test?
731
00:30:26,668 --> 00:30:29,504
What?
Sit.
732
00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:31,073
Why?
733
00:30:31,106 --> 00:30:34,643
So you don't crack your skull
when you pass out.
734
00:30:34,676 --> 00:30:38,413
Just do it.
735
00:30:38,447 --> 00:30:41,116
You know what colchicine is?
No.
736
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:43,552
Well, don't feel bad.
It's for gout.
737
00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:44,319
It's got nothing to do
with anything
738
00:30:44,353 --> 00:30:46,288
you've ever
pretended to have.
739
00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:47,656
I'm not pretending--
Shut up.
740
00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:52,694
Colchicine decimates
your white blood cells
741
00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:53,728
and leaves almost no trace.
742
00:30:53,762 --> 00:30:55,297
It's great for faking
your way into hospitals.
743
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:59,268
I didn't fake my way--
Shut up.
744
00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:01,570
You've been doing this
for years.
745
00:31:01,603 --> 00:31:05,407
Don't worry, it's probably
not your fault.
746
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,642
When you were a kid,
you had a close relative
747
00:31:07,676 --> 00:31:11,680
who had a chronic disease,
probably your sister.
748
00:31:11,713 --> 00:31:13,448
You saw all the attention
she got
749
00:31:13,482 --> 00:31:15,050
while you were left alone,
ignored.
750
00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:18,587
And it really seriously
screwed you up.
751
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,289
I do not have a relative--
752
00:31:20,322 --> 00:31:21,991
Shut up!
753
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,358
I'm trying to give you
what you want.
754
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,629
And save your life.
755
00:31:30,699 --> 00:31:33,002
You have aplastic anemia.
756
00:31:33,035 --> 00:31:36,571
What, are you trying
to scare me now?
757
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,673
It means you're not just
sick in the head.
758
00:31:38,707 --> 00:31:42,211
The problem is,
the rest of you appears well.
759
00:31:42,244 --> 00:31:44,546
So I've got to make you seem
as sick as you're supposed to be
760
00:31:44,579 --> 00:31:46,248
by injecting you with a drug
761
00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:49,951
that simulates the symptoms
that you actually have.
762
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,423
All you need to know is...
763
00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:56,558
you've hit
the Munchausen's jackpot.
764
00:31:56,591 --> 00:32:00,029
I'm gonna give you a cocktail
of insulin for a seizure
765
00:32:00,062 --> 00:32:02,664
and colchicine to kill
your white count,
766
00:32:02,697 --> 00:32:05,234
this will absolutely
confirm my diagnosis
767
00:32:05,267 --> 00:32:06,301
of aplastic anemia.
768
00:32:06,335 --> 00:32:09,704
There is one small catch.
769
00:32:09,738 --> 00:32:11,640
If you've actually
done something to yourself
770
00:32:11,673 --> 00:32:15,077
to cause the anemia,
then I'm wrong.
771
00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:17,712
And if I do
what I plan to do,
772
00:32:17,746 --> 00:32:20,115
then the treatment
will kill you
773
00:32:20,149 --> 00:32:23,218
instead of saving you.
So I need to know.
774
00:32:23,252 --> 00:32:25,654
Have you been taking anything
775
00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:28,257
besides the insulin,
the ACTH,
776
00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:32,227
and the pills Cameron
left in your room?
777
00:32:36,431 --> 00:32:37,599
No.
778
00:32:37,632 --> 00:32:42,137
Good.
Give me your arm.
779
00:32:53,582 --> 00:32:56,585
It was my mom.
She had MS.
780
00:32:56,618 --> 00:33:00,089
She was in and out
of hospitals all the time.
781
00:33:00,122 --> 00:33:04,726
People were always
trying to do things for her.
782
00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:08,597
Bring her food
or brush her hair, or...
783
00:33:08,630 --> 00:33:11,133
make her happy.
784
00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:14,069
People cared.
785
00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:17,739
She died when I was 16.
786
00:33:22,744 --> 00:33:26,115
Then there was no one.
787
00:33:26,148 --> 00:33:29,151
Boo hoo.
788
00:33:32,154 --> 00:33:35,190
Where are you going?
789
00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:37,659
Well, I obviously can't
be around when it happens.
790
00:33:37,692 --> 00:33:39,428
Well, what are you gonna do?
You're just gonna--
791
00:33:39,461 --> 00:33:42,264
Relax. You know the drill.
792
00:33:42,297 --> 00:33:43,865
People walk by here
all the time.
793
00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:48,270
You'll be fine.
794
00:33:56,878 --> 00:34:00,649
[Anica gasps]
795
00:34:11,893 --> 00:34:14,163
Barely out the door,
and she has another seizure.
796
00:34:14,196 --> 00:34:16,131
She must've somehow grabbed
insulin on her way out.
797
00:34:16,165 --> 00:34:18,867
(Foreman)
Once she's stable, we need
to get her out of here
798
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,535
before she does more damage
to herself.
799
00:34:20,569 --> 00:34:21,536
We can't.
800
00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:23,372
Her white count's down.
801
00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,242
Sorry, I missed that.
802
00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:29,644
Hearing's been off since
the Ricky Martin concert.
803
00:34:29,678 --> 00:34:32,181
Some cholo kicked me
in the head.
804
00:34:32,214 --> 00:34:35,550
White count, hematocrit,
and platelets are all off.
805
00:34:35,584 --> 00:34:36,818
Her bone marrow's shutting down.
806
00:34:36,851 --> 00:34:38,187
She actually has
aplastic anemia.
807
00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:38,987
Say what?
808
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:39,888
(Cameron)
All her other labs
809
00:34:39,921 --> 00:34:41,390
show nothing that would--
810
00:34:41,423 --> 00:34:42,691
(House)
Labs, shmabs.
811
00:34:42,724 --> 00:34:45,194
A good diagnostician reads
between the labs.
812
00:34:45,227 --> 00:34:47,196
You were right.
813
00:34:47,229 --> 00:34:48,697
Hey, hey, hey.
814
00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:50,632
We're not here
to play the blame game.
815
00:34:50,665 --> 00:34:51,666
These things happen.
816
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,236
Sometimes doctors send people
817
00:34:54,269 --> 00:34:57,206
out on the street to die
after other doctors
818
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,408
warned them that they're sending
people out on the street to die.
819
00:34:59,441 --> 00:35:01,443
There's no way you could know.
820
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,279
I'll go give her the news.
821
00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:13,755
Who are you?
822
00:35:13,788 --> 00:35:18,560
I'm Dr. Foreman.
I'm in charge of your case.
823
00:35:18,593 --> 00:35:20,429
You have aplastic anemia.
824
00:35:20,462 --> 00:35:23,565
Which means your bone marrow
has shut down.
825
00:35:23,598 --> 00:35:27,336
And your body can't make
new blood anymore.
826
00:35:27,369 --> 00:35:28,970
Are you sure?
827
00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:31,306
I went back and checked
your old records.
828
00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:33,375
It makes sense.
829
00:35:33,408 --> 00:35:36,745
The aplastic anemia's apparently
been developing for months.
830
00:35:36,778 --> 00:35:40,482
I'm sorry, we should've
caught it earlier.
831
00:35:40,515 --> 00:35:42,451
So...
832
00:35:42,484 --> 00:35:45,620
It's not just the latest
white count that's leading you
833
00:35:45,654 --> 00:35:48,490
to feel this--
834
00:35:48,523 --> 00:35:51,893
I know this is scary.
835
00:35:51,926 --> 00:35:54,763
But a bone marrow transplant
could cure you.
836
00:35:54,796 --> 00:35:56,965
A marrow transplant
could kill me.
837
00:35:56,998 --> 00:35:58,767
The other option
838
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,469
is weekly blood transfusions.
839
00:36:00,502 --> 00:36:02,437
Injections of GCSF.
840
00:36:02,471 --> 00:36:05,240
It's a life-long regimen.
841
00:36:05,274 --> 00:36:06,441
Yeah, I don't want that.
842
00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:08,243
You sure?
843
00:36:10,745 --> 00:36:13,014
I-I don't want to be cruel here,
844
00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:15,016
but you jumped through
a lot of hoops
845
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,985
to get this sort
of attention.
846
00:36:17,018 --> 00:36:19,988
I just want to be healthy.
847
00:36:21,623 --> 00:36:24,726
It's not so much fun
when you're actually sick.
848
00:36:26,828 --> 00:36:30,231
No.
849
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:34,336
We'll, um--we'll check
the registry.
850
00:36:34,369 --> 00:36:36,004
See if there's a donor match.
851
00:36:39,641 --> 00:36:42,010
Thank you.
852
00:36:46,548 --> 00:36:49,451
We have to kill
all the old bone marrow
853
00:36:49,484 --> 00:36:50,885
before we give you
the new stuff.
854
00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:53,355
You'll have no immune system.
855
00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:55,023
We'll keep you in
a sterile room for two weeks
856
00:36:55,056 --> 00:36:56,658
to make sure everything's dead.
857
00:36:56,691 --> 00:36:58,293
Then we'll give you
the donor marrow.
858
00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:01,062
It'll take another couple weeks
until it takes hold.
859
00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,897
You won't feel a thing.
860
00:37:02,931 --> 00:37:04,833
If you get uncomfortable
for any reason
861
00:37:04,866 --> 00:37:06,601
and need to talk, don't yell.
862
00:37:06,635 --> 00:37:09,070
Walls are four inches thick.
Lead.
863
00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:11,406
Use the microphone.
864
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,675
Are you ready?
865
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:14,909
Okay.
866
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:17,912
[machine bangs to life]
867
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:20,715
Where's Dr. House?
868
00:38:11,766 --> 00:38:13,435
Turn it off.
869
00:38:13,468 --> 00:38:15,136
[machine beeping]
Now what?
870
00:38:15,169 --> 00:38:16,738
How long has she been in there?
871
00:38:16,771 --> 00:38:18,072
Three minutes.
What's going on?
872
00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:20,642
She doesn't have
aplastic anemia.
873
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:22,411
She has an infection.
874
00:38:22,444 --> 00:38:24,413
No. Her white count would be
through the roof.
875
00:38:24,446 --> 00:38:25,680
Hers is one the floor.
876
00:38:25,714 --> 00:38:28,016
Well, the body
does crazy things.
877
00:38:28,049 --> 00:38:29,584
"The body does crazy things."
878
00:38:29,618 --> 00:38:30,952
Well, that explains everything.
879
00:38:30,985 --> 00:38:32,153
She had no fever.
880
00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:33,922
'Cause her self-inflicted
Cushing's
881
00:38:33,955 --> 00:38:35,457
suppressed her immune system.
882
00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:38,092
Stopped her from having a fever.
Hid the infection.
883
00:38:39,961 --> 00:38:43,031
Clostridium perfringens
could cause the bruises,
884
00:38:43,064 --> 00:38:43,965
schistocytes, the anemia--
885
00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:46,468
Explains everything
except the white count.
886
00:38:46,501 --> 00:38:50,805
Augmentin is a lot safer than
destroying her immune system.
887
00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:52,507
Why don't we try that?
888
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:57,979
Ww-you're taking
the safe course?
889
00:38:58,012 --> 00:38:59,080
What's going on?
890
00:38:59,113 --> 00:39:02,851
There's lots of explanations
for a low white count.
891
00:39:02,884 --> 00:39:04,453
Name one
that fits her case.
892
00:39:08,657 --> 00:39:10,391
Colchicine.
893
00:39:14,663 --> 00:39:16,598
I figure that she'd gotten
her hands on it
894
00:39:16,631 --> 00:39:20,034
and, uh, just self-medicated.
895
00:39:20,068 --> 00:39:23,004
That's brilliant of her!
896
00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:27,476
Take the exact medication that
would confirm your diagnosis.
897
00:39:27,509 --> 00:39:30,011
People do crazy things.
898
00:39:30,044 --> 00:39:32,080
You injected her
against her will
899
00:39:32,113 --> 00:39:32,981
just so you could be right?
900
00:39:33,014 --> 00:39:34,015
She consented.
901
00:39:34,048 --> 00:39:35,484
She's mentally ill!
902
00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:37,952
But she smells oh so sweet.
903
00:39:40,021 --> 00:39:42,090
She would've gotten sicker
when I said
904
00:39:42,123 --> 00:39:42,991
she was gonna get sicker,
905
00:39:43,024 --> 00:39:44,859
except Cameron dosed her
with antibiotics.
906
00:39:44,893 --> 00:39:45,860
Just hold this.
907
00:39:45,894 --> 00:39:47,095
Is everything okay?
908
00:39:47,128 --> 00:39:49,564
Pull my finger.
909
00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:52,133
[gasps]
910
00:39:52,166 --> 00:39:53,935
Grapey.
911
00:39:53,968 --> 00:39:56,070
You have a bacterium.
912
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,205
It's on all of us.
913
00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:58,607
But the bruises
you gave yourself
914
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,174
with the Cushing's
made a lovely home.
915
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:04,178
Bacteria moved in,
parked their cars on the lawn.
916
00:40:04,212 --> 00:40:05,847
There goes the neighborhood.
917
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,518
By "neighborhood" I mean
your internal organs.
918
00:40:09,551 --> 00:40:11,820
So, should we put her
on the Augmentin, boss?
919
00:40:11,853 --> 00:40:14,889
Or do you think she injected
herself with grapes?
920
00:40:16,758 --> 00:40:18,860
I love the smell of pus
in the morning.
921
00:40:18,893 --> 00:40:20,995
Smells like...
922
00:40:21,029 --> 00:40:21,996
victory.
923
00:40:27,201 --> 00:40:29,203
If you were serious
about the offer,
924
00:40:29,237 --> 00:40:31,272
I'm serious about accepting.
925
00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:34,042
I'd like to run
the department.
926
00:40:34,075 --> 00:40:36,878
And you said it yourself,
things run smooth.
927
00:40:36,911 --> 00:40:40,081
Except for the part where House
went behind your back
928
00:40:40,114 --> 00:40:43,585
and KO'd the patient
with insulin and colchicine.
929
00:40:43,618 --> 00:40:46,054
There was no reason
to suspect an infection.
930
00:40:46,087 --> 00:40:49,090
Even House didn't think
it was an infection.
931
00:40:49,123 --> 00:40:50,859
You would've done
the same thing I did.
932
00:40:50,892 --> 00:40:53,528
And I'd be just as wrong.
933
00:40:53,562 --> 00:40:55,864
What House did was insane.
But he saved her life.
934
00:40:55,897 --> 00:40:57,031
He got lucky.
935
00:40:57,065 --> 00:40:58,933
He got her to admit
she's got a problem.
936
00:40:58,967 --> 00:41:01,235
She's agreed
to out-patient treatment.
937
00:41:01,269 --> 00:41:02,971
He gets lucky a lot.
938
00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:10,612
Did you ever really intend
to give me this job?
939
00:41:10,645 --> 00:41:12,847
Or were you just trying
to stop me from stepping down?
940
00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:15,984
You've got two more weeks
in charge.
941
00:41:16,017 --> 00:41:17,986
Hopefully the next case
will go better.
942
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:26,795
She should've died.
943
00:41:28,663 --> 00:41:30,665
House is not a hero.
944
00:41:30,699 --> 00:41:33,101
A person who has the guts
to break a bad rule,
945
00:41:33,134 --> 00:41:36,004
they're a hero.
946
00:41:36,037 --> 00:41:38,172
House doesn't break rules.
He ignores them.
947
00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:40,709
He's not Rosa Parks.
948
00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:42,744
He's an anarchist.
949
00:41:42,777 --> 00:41:44,312
All he stands for is the right
950
00:41:44,345 --> 00:41:46,014
for everyone to grab
whatever they want
951
00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:47,281
whenever they want.
952
00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:50,752
You tell doctors that's okay,
953
00:41:50,785 --> 00:41:53,688
your mortality rate is gonna go
through the roof.
954
00:41:56,324 --> 00:42:02,030
Kinda digging this whole
Foreman-in-charge thing.
955
00:42:02,063 --> 00:42:04,833
You know.
956
00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:07,636
It frees me up
to watch my soaps.
957
00:42:07,669 --> 00:42:09,804
Catch a movie
in the afternoon.
958
00:42:09,838 --> 00:42:10,839
Have lunch with you.
959
00:42:10,872 --> 00:42:13,374
Yeah, that's a big change
for you.
960
00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:18,312
Now Cuddy's up Foreman's ass,
not mine.
961
00:42:20,782 --> 00:42:22,684
* Carols everywhere...
962
00:42:22,717 --> 00:42:26,054
You couldn't live
with Foreman as your boss.
963
00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:27,989
Why not?
964
00:42:28,022 --> 00:42:31,159
People can change,
you know.
965
00:42:33,695 --> 00:42:38,366
* Sleigh bells in the air
966
00:42:38,399 --> 00:42:41,836
* Beauty everywhere...
967
00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:44,138
Your white count is way down.
968
00:42:44,172 --> 00:42:45,273
We're going to need
to admit you.
969
00:42:45,306 --> 00:42:46,775
Just run a few more tests.
970
00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:51,980
Whatever you think is best.
971
00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,487
(House)
Last race at the Belmont.
972
00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:03,692
Put it all on the five.
To win.
973
00:43:03,725 --> 00:43:07,028
* Know that we
should always see *
974
00:43:07,061 --> 00:43:13,001
* Such spirit
through the year *
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