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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,870 Mr. Santoro is furious! 2 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,540 Napoleon, how is it going with the lottery? 3 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:50,250 - Badly. I only got two in a row. - With the numbers of my dream? 4 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:54,000 - That was three in a row! - 17, bad luck and 90, fright. 5 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,160 - And blood? - I didn't use it. You didn't say it! 6 00:00:57,370 --> 00:01:01,250 I fell, I bumped my nose. I said "what a tragedy, what a fright", 7 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:04,450 and blood came out. Anyway, you got two in a row? 8 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:09,160 Better that today, than a hen tomorrow. Ask him for numbers too. 9 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,450 He doesn't dream, he snores! 10 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:18,910 - Who says I snore? - Mr. Guardalavecchia. 11 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,580 Sure. Who else? How do you know if I snore? 12 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:27,370 Yes. You snore. I know because unfortunately, 13 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:31,330 my apartment is right next to yours. I hear everything. 14 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:35,950 And what I heard last night! Aren't you embarrassed at your age? 15 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:41,330 If I told you what I heard, you'd obtain 5 numbers in a row! 16 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:44,540 - Speak up. Speak up! - You won't obtain anything. 17 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:50,040 I have nothing to hide at night. He has delicate ears! 18 00:01:50,290 --> 00:01:55,040 Will you go out? Don't you dare get so friendly. Please, leave. 19 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:58,120 Guardalavecchia, you must stop it. 20 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:04,870 - I can't concentrate today. - I realized that! 21 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:10,000 - I was missing something. - What are you missing? 22 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:14,160 Give me the pillow. For 20 years we've come here every morning, 23 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:18,120 and you steal my pillow. Guardalavecchia, give me my pillow! 24 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:22,500 - What pillow? - Mine! You're sitting on it. 25 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:26,540 - Here it is! - Who put it here? You did. 26 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:32,790 I don't need the pillow. I am fine. 27 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,080 He is fine! 28 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,580 Hello? Pasquetti Movers. 29 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:43,000 - Ice-cream! - Ice-cream! 30 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:47,500 - Fruit jellies, candies. - Sorry. Yes, madam. 31 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,370 Oh, yes! Yes. He's here. 32 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:52,790 I'll put him on. 33 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,700 I've the bad luck of having him next to me. The wife. 34 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:58,950 - Your wife? - She calls you? Your wife. 35 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,750 My wife calls you? Why should she? 36 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,450 Hello? Italia, it's you. Tell me. What is it? 37 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:09,910 Assunta is leaving, if she doesn't get her salary now. 38 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,700 Please. Don't bother me. Enough! 39 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:15,870 I'm a fighter here. I'm in the front line! 40 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:21,000 I’ve been fighting my office manager for 30 years. Who cares! 41 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,790 Stop bothering me, Italia! Enough! 42 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,790 Don't bother me! Oh, I'm sorry, madam. It's you. 43 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,830 - I'm sorry. Yes. - Who is it? My wife? 44 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:42,370 - Yes, I'm fine. And you? - Guardalavecchia, is it my wife? 45 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:45,370 - Yes. Just a moment. - Let me talk! 46 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:50,870 Do you want to talk to your husband? I'll put him on. 47 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,910 You were angry when you left. 48 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:00,620 I told you not to call in the office. I am always very busy. 49 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:04,040 I need you to tell me you love me. 50 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:09,330 Don't go around the house naked. No, put your housecoat on. 51 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,540 She easily catches a cold. Excuse me, just a minute. 52 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:15,580 Close the curtain on the balcony. The double one. 53 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:19,540 Little man, sing our song for me 54 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:21,910 No, no. Not the song. 55 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,540 - No, my love... - Yes, come on! 56 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:29,750 - Not the song. - Please. Sing it! 57 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,330 - Sing it to her, sing it to her. - My voice is a bit hoarse. 58 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:38,000 Your wife is a foreigner. We'll give a bad impression. 59 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,410 Call later. 60 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:48,540 - Go! - Yes, it's true. Angels exist. 61 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:52,580 It's true. I believe in miracles. 62 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:00,450 Colabona! Guardalavecchia! 63 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,080 Don't be so silly, please! 64 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:06,830 You're always late, you loaf around the whole day 65 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,620 and you're on the phone for hours! 66 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:13,080 I'll have you transferred to Sardinia! 67 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:16,330 - No. Not Sardinia! - It's too far away. 68 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:19,370 - We'll see. - Will you come too? 69 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,750 - Where? - To Sardinia. 70 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:25,790 I don't... Quick. Get back to work! 71 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:34,040 Colabona! Colabona! Colabona! 72 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,040 Let's get back to work. Come on! 73 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,250 No, please! Are you kidding? 74 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,080 Pasquetti Movers Perfect Delivery. 75 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:55,540 I want to protest. Among the many things you badly delivered, 76 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:59,040 there's a cuckoo clock that doesn't cuckoo anymore. 77 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:02,580 How is it possible? A cuckoo clock cuckoos. 78 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:06,450 It makes such ambiguous noises 79 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:09,700 that they are embarrassing. Try it. 80 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:12,250 Should I try it? 81 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:15,410 - Do it. - You have a foreign accent. 82 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:20,370 Alright. So... Let's see. 83 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:25,950 - Hear that? - My God. 84 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,290 - Did you do that? - That did it! 85 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:33,160 This? Yes. Now I remember. I have one too. 86 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:36,410 It does this to me too, but I have the key. 87 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:41,660 It goes slightly off tune. Understand? 88 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:48,040 It won't do it anymore. 89 00:06:48,290 --> 00:06:50,120 Let's hear it. 90 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:58,120 You know what happened? It got tossed around during the move 91 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:01,660 and the beak got clogged. 92 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:06,750 In closing the beak, the sound came out the opposite side. 93 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:10,370 These accidents can happen. To you, or to me. 94 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,250 Keep it, and don't come around anymore. 95 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:16,950 - I have other complaints. - You won't complain about anything. 96 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,370 Pasquetti Movers does perfect delivery. Go away! 97 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:25,750 - It won't end here! - It'll end wherever it wants! Go! 98 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:29,160 - Be careful! - He looks like a madman! 99 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,830 Good morning! 100 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:35,910 Our best client is coming. The deaf man. 101 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,120 What a pleasure! 102 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,950 - Please sit down! - Good morning. 103 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,410 Hello to the nicest employees in Naples. 104 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:49,200 From the biggest nuisance of of the center-south antique dealers! 105 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,290 Thank you. 106 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,290 You're not only a nuisance, 107 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:58,080 but you're the stingiest man on the face of this earth! 108 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:00,080 Very kind of you. 109 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:05,000 With all your millions, you didn't buy a hearing-aid. 110 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,620 Cheapskate! 111 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:10,620 Oh, yes! The budget and date. That's why I'm here. 112 00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:14,500 - Did you prepare budget and date? - For an idiot like you 113 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,750 there's an express service! - Thanks! 114 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,950 It's the same on! You never give me a discount. 115 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,200 Even if I'm an old client. 116 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:31,250 Bless you! Do you have a cold? 117 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,580 His hair fell off because his deafness... 118 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,830 - Well, goodbye! - Goodbye. 119 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,620 I'll let you know. 120 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,370 Take care of your cold. There's bad weather. 121 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,660 Colabona! Guardalavecchia! What were you doing? 122 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:59,040 We were illustrating to our client, the deaf man, 123 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,250 the San Gennaro feast. - We'll talk about that later. 124 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:05,620 I'm introducing a new colleague, Mr. Horse. 125 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:09,000 - Our eldest employees. - Hello. 126 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,870 - Accountant Colabona. - Very fortunate to meet you. 127 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:17,580 - Donato Horse from Catania. - A nice step ahead for you. 128 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,830 - From Catania to Naples! - Quiet a gallop! 129 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,410 - Silence! - My objective is Rome. 130 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:28,120 From here, the march on Rome begins. 131 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:30,830 Another one? No! 132 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,250 Silence. You are the two elderly employees, 133 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:41,080 set up things for Horse. - In the stable... In the office? 134 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:45,450 I'll leave you to your work. Remember to work! 135 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:49,000 Goodbye, dear Horse! Why are you laughing? 136 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,410 - You were laughing! - No, I was... 137 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,620 I have to do this! 138 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,410 Dearest colleagues. 139 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,830 I'm very happy to have come to Naples. What females! 140 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:12,000 Neapolitan females, and I know how to deal with females. 141 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,040 I am a hit with all of them! 142 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:18,080 - Do you mind if I call? - Go ahead. 143 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,790 I must get organized. I'm exuberant, modestly speaking. 144 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,370 - I must do some accounting. - Yes, modestly speaking. 145 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,910 - You can see you're exuberant. - I know you can see it. 146 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,000 Exuberant! 147 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,330 Hello? Nicoletta! 148 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:37,700 This is Donato, Horse. 149 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,830 I just arrived from Catania. I'm in the office. 150 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,330 I have a direct line. What number is it? What number? 151 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,910 Here? 81384. 152 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,620 Call me when you're free. 153 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,000 Goodbye, love! 154 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:02,700 - May I make another call? - Please. 155 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:05,910 I need a reserve female. You never know. 156 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,580 - I'm doing some accounting. - Sure, go ahead. 157 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,080 - Easy. - Hello? 158 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:15,700 Marilù! Dearest! 159 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:18,450 This is Horse, Donato! 160 00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:22,330 I just came from Catania. I'm in the office. 161 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:26,120 I have a direct line. What number is this? 162 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:29,290 - Here? The one I just said. - I don't remember. 163 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,250 81384. 164 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,620 Call when you're free! 165 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:44,250 - Thanks. That's enough for today. - Yes. Enough for today. 166 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:50,040 I knew it! I knew it! It could only be the two of you. 167 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,910 I've been trying to call for a half hour! 168 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:57,160 In front of a new employee you give a bad example. 169 00:11:57,370 --> 00:12:00,790 It won't end here. I'll have you transferred in Sardinia! 170 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,250 No, not Sardinia! I'm fed up with this! 171 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,750 - I protest! You protest? - I... 172 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,540 - I protest! - He protests too! 173 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:14,910 I protest. He protests. We protest! We can't stand it. 174 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:20,580 It's always Colabona, Guardalavecchia. 175 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:23,450 What the heck! I can't stand it anymore. 176 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,620 I'll hold a press conference and make out a statement. 177 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,450 I'll sue for damages, I'll go to court! 178 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:34,370 The whole world must know who office manager Santoro is! 179 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:39,080 It will be useless, you must first walk over my dead body 180 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:42,040 to avoid the punishment you will be getting. 181 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:45,040 But I'm still here, well and alive, 182 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:49,790 and I'll stay another 100 years, Understand? 100 years! 183 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:57,200 Friends, our Cesare, the good Santoro, is no longer here. 184 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,870 Let me remain with my sorrow, 185 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:06,500 and you stay with colleague Guardalavecchia, dear Antonio. 186 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,830 Honor to Cesare's remains. 187 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,700 Honor the speech praising Cesare's glory, 188 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:18,500 which, following our approval, 189 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,080 Antonio has been assigned to maintain. 190 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,160 To you, Antonio. 191 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,000 Friends! 192 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,080 Fellow citizens! 193 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,370 Colleagues! 194 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,870 Lend me your ears. 195 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,580 I come to bury Cesare, not to praise him, 196 00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:42,910 and to give Cesare what belongs to him, 197 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,000 since we never were able to do so when he was alive. 198 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,410 They'll say that Cesare was a bit grumpy, 199 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,410 that he was unpleasant, 200 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,580 but Cesare was a man of honor. 201 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:59,700 Some will say that he was revolting, 202 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:02,500 that he was always grouchy, but Cesare... 203 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,040 Was a man of honor. 204 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,580 Nearby and faraway friends! 205 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:13,040 Today Cesare Santoro, who was a man of honor, 206 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,200 leaves an immense void. 207 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:20,250 Who will ever have the courage to substitute him? 208 00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:24,540 Who will ever dare be so presumptuous, 209 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:28,830 so brazen, as to take over that beautiful 210 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,160 and so spacious desk? 211 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:44,660 My God! What are you doing there? 212 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,450 - Don't use your hands. - Go away. Get up. 213 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:52,950 - Don't push me! - I just pushed. 214 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,790 No. You touched me. You raised your hands. 215 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,040 - What are you doing here? - I do what I'm entitled to. 216 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:04,830 The desk of the dearly departed seems to be perfect for me. 217 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,160 It's beautiful! The command position suits me. 218 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,950 I'm very satisfied with this test! 219 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:16,500 Oh, it's a test! Of course! 220 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:21,750 - Leave my dust alone. - It's everyone's dust! 221 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:25,160 - Remember, Mr. Colabona! - Guardalavecchia. 222 00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:27,790 - Mr. Colabona! - What is it, Gardalavecchia? 223 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,580 - I look at whoever I want. - I'm saying your last name. 224 00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:34,580 - No. You are ironical. - You too. 225 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:38,950 - I am not ironical. I'm serious. - Me too. 226 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,290 Remember, Mr. Colabona, without any irony, 227 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,370 that I'm here too. - Unfortunately. 228 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:49,330 - Listen to how they argue. - Friends have become enemies. 229 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:54,000 I have your same rights, the same status. 230 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:59,580 I have every right and status that you have! 231 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:03,790 - Move over! - Okay. Sit down. 232 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,040 - I won't move from here. - Do whatever you want. 233 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:12,040 - No. This was here. - This must stay here. Okay? 234 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,200 - This was here. - I'll take this, then. 235 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:18,580 - What? - I'll do this! 236 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:22,660 - Let's do this, then! - Let's stop! Understand? 237 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:26,120 Guardalavecchia, let's reach an agreement. 238 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:30,040 - Everything in the middle. - Everything in the middle? 239 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,330 - What'll we do about the signature? - Combined. 240 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,910 Colabona, Guardalavecchia, in alphabetical order. 241 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,870 Guardalavecchia, Colabona in "unalphabetical" order. 242 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:46,660 Don't argue. Everything has been decided. 243 00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,160 - What? - When the dearly departed died 244 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:56,120 he left everything written. Do you know where your profiles are? 245 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,660 No. I don't. 246 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,000 - I was first. - I am the eldest. 247 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,870 They're in here. 248 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:15,620 A general inspector will come from Milan to examine them, 249 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:19,040 and your assignments will be completed. 250 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,410 This telegram is for you two. 251 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,370 Here. Here. Here. 252 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:26,160 - Excuse me. - Yes. 253 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:31,750 - Santoro had already decided. - Open, colleague. 254 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,370 - Open without a key? - You don't need one for a telegram. 255 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,250 Open the telegram with your fingers. 256 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,000 Opened? What does it say? 257 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:47,040 "Am arriving tomorrow 6:30 p.m. General inspector, M. Rossi," 258 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,540 "who will decide executive assignment in Naples" 259 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:55,250 "in substitution of the deceased Santoro. General Management." 260 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,450 Excuse me, colleague. 261 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:02,790 If it's for me, I bow, as of this moment, 262 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,250 before the deceased's will, whatever the verdict is. 263 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,790 - I bow before him. And you? - I bow too. 264 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,790 We'll bow before him! 265 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:23,160 Here he is. It's him. 266 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,370 What are you doing here? 267 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,950 Getting a breath of air. What are you doing here? 268 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,700 - Taking a walk. - Taking a walk? 269 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:35,910 We are taking a walk! 270 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,080 Colabona, lower your mask! 271 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,660 Lower your mask, Guardalavecchia! Well? 272 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,700 We are here for the same purpose. Is that clear? 273 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,950 - Open the safe. - Let's open it. 274 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,330 - Are you in? - Yes. 275 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,540 - Let's get to work. - Come on! 276 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,700 It's not easy. It doesn't... 277 00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:01,160 Of course! It's locked. 278 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:05,330 - We'd need a picklock. - I have one. Here. 279 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,370 What a magnificent idea! 280 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:12,450 - We'd need pliers too. - I have them. 281 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,080 - Good! - Here. 282 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,660 Pliers lift. 283 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:21,120 What will we do with just the pliers? We'd need a chisel. 284 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:24,950 I brought one. Here it is! 285 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:29,200 What will we do with just a chisel? We'd need a hammer. 286 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:33,410 - I have one! What is this? - A hammer! 287 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:37,700 What will we do just with a hammer? Pliers, picklock, hammer. 288 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:42,040 - We'd need a crowbar. - I have a crowbar. 289 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,660 - Where is it? - I have this! 290 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:48,910 - Here it is. Slowly. Slowly. - Give me the pliers. 291 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,660 - Give me the pliers! - One moment. My finger... 292 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:56,410 - My gosh! - Your finger in the pliers? 293 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,410 - In the pliers. - That's nothing! 294 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,080 Be quiet! 295 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:07,040 Open. What a commotion! 296 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:11,120 I heard a lament. Someone is crying in there. 297 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,830 - It was a cat. - A watch guard cat. 298 00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,410 Here's my file. 299 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:27,040 - No. This is yours. - No, this one. 300 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:38,540 It's nonsense! 301 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,700 This is a great recommendation. 302 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:46,750 But I don't care. I'm an uprighteous man. I don't give a darn! 303 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:51,160 Look at what I'll do with the recommendation. I'll rip it... 304 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,410 Me too, I... 305 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,700 I was expecting worse. 306 00:21:57,910 --> 00:22:01,040 - Alright... - What are you doing? 307 00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,910 - I'll rip it. - Why? 308 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,040 - It's a recommendation... - Let's leave things to destiny! 309 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,620 Let's go away. 310 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:13,040 Guardalavecchia, let's think of what we must do seriously. 311 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,830 Our destiny depends on the general inspector. 312 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,580 Our future is called Rossi! Present! 313 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,830 Silence. Why all this commotion? 314 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,450 We must go to the station tomorrow. Is it clear? 315 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:31,540 Really? You think so? 316 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,540 - I say so. - Well, I don't. 317 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,750 - What do I say? - In fact, I say. Be quiet! 318 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:41,200 What are you saying? Come here! 319 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:46,450 I got it! Wise guy. You want to go to the station alone. 320 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:50,450 You want to flatter the inspector. You want to butter him up. 321 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:55,160 No. We must both go. With equal arms, loyally. 322 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:58,120 With dignity and pride. May the better man win. 323 00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:03,330 Thanks, but I'm not playing. How will I win this million? 324 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:06,500 - You don't understand when I talk. - Sure, I'm stupid. 325 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:11,620 - I said "may the better man win". - I understood "One million". 326 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:14,450 No, dear Colabona. 327 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:18,250 You'll go to the station alone. I'll give you this advantage. 328 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:22,870 I don't need to butter up anyone. 329 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,330 No. I don't need to butter up anyone! 330 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:30,450 I am a man of honor. I am Guardalavecchia! 331 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,750 Understand? Be quiet! 332 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,620 Did you understand what you should do? 333 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,870 I understood. 334 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,750 I have to pretend to be rude. 335 00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:45,290 Yes, but don't exaggerate. 336 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:49,450 You must be ill-mannered, but the way you are, human! 337 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:53,000 OK? As soon as he says Rossi, you... 338 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,330 I'll punch him on the head! 339 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:59,040 Well balanced, properly. 340 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,500 I intervene and be a peacemaker. 341 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,080 Do a good job, or you won't see the money. 342 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:09,040 You know me, sir. I'm a serious professional. 343 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,330 Yes, that's true. A real rascal. 344 00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:14,830 Famous. 345 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,250 Here's the train. We don't know each other. 346 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,750 Oh, excuse me! 347 00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:41,870 Oh, excuse me! 348 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,080 Excuse me, sir, but this seat is mine. 349 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,540 You excuse me, but it's mine. 350 00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:51,620 I am going to Naples! 351 00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:54,620 Look at the tag, "Rossi"! 352 00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:57,830 I'm Mr. Rossi! 353 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,620 General inspector! 354 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,950 - Transportation! - Education. 355 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,200 I'm Matteo Rossi, of Pasquetti Movers. 356 00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:08,950 Mario Rossi, school inspector. 357 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,250 A strange coincidence. 358 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:15,080 - We just must check... - I don't doubt it. 359 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,410 The compartment is empty. 360 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:21,700 If I don't sit next to the corridor in the train's direction I feel sick. 361 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:25,040 - Me too. - It's a strange coincidence. 362 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:27,910 I'll go look for my seat. 363 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,120 Rossi, my pleasure. 364 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,330 I'm sorry! 365 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:40,290 What are you doing? 366 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,200 Sorry! I must put the suitcase up. 367 00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:48,910 - It's very heavy! - I feel it. Put it up! 368 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,910 My hand! 369 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,660 Remove your hand from under my suitcase. 370 00:26:53,910 --> 00:26:57,540 - The hand! - Take it away right now! 371 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,120 Oh, God... 372 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,200 Wait. 373 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,910 - Excuse me. - What is it? 374 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,830 Don't you have another seat where to put your feet? 375 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,870 - Must I put them here? - Neither here or there. 376 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,410 There are other free places. Sit there. 377 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:29,450 I didn't put them in your face. 378 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:32,290 Either here or here. What do you want? 379 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,540 Don't put them here! 380 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,620 You can see that you're not used to travelling. 381 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:41,410 I think you're exaggerating. 382 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:45,660 I'll take off my socks too, and I put my feet wherever I want. 383 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:48,870 No! Stop. Darn it! 384 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,330 - I'm fed up, you know? - Forget it. 385 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:55,580 Patience has a limit! You think you're in a pigsty? 386 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:59,200 - With those disgusting feet! - Don't worry. 387 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:04,290 You're taking advantage of this gentleman who is tolerant! 388 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,790 It's not a tolerance compartment! 389 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,330 Sorry to interfere, but when I see these things, I get furious! 390 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:14,500 I don't like him. I'll put my feet wherever I want! 391 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:19,790 How dare you offend a respectable gentleman? 392 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,290 You think you're talking to your brother? You redneck! 393 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,950 I'm sorry, when I see such things, I must intervene. 394 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,120 - It's a hobby for me. - I don't know how to thank you. 395 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:33,500 - I did my duty. - You treated him a bit badly. 396 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:37,830 I forgot to slap him. Should I? 397 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,290 - No, don't worry! - Should I slap him? 398 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:45,950 - No. Look at that face. - I was in the war, you know? 399 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:51,410 On the Karst! Each enemy got slapped and he rolled 400 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:55,040 down the cliff. - I don't know how to thank you. 401 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,750 Don't thank me. I told you. It's a hobby for me. 402 00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:02,500 If you may, I'll introduce myself. Rossi. 403 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,790 And I'll punch you on the head! 404 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,830 Scoundrel! Delinquent! 405 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,040 How dare you strike a gentleman! 406 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:17,660 Go in the pigsty with your peers! 407 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:21,330 Pig! Darn it! 408 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:25,870 I couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't stand it anymore! 409 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,120 Did he hurt you? 410 00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:31,580 - It was a hard punch. - Yes. I felt it! 411 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:35,540 There's a bump. Do you have ice in your pocket? 412 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:38,870 Ice in my pocket? We're on a train. 413 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:43,160 That hillbilly! A gentleman goes out and... 414 00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:47,700 - Fortunately I was here. - You are very brave! 415 00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:50,750 Come on. It's nonsense. 416 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,250 I killed eagles with a sling when I was little! 417 00:29:54,450 --> 00:29:58,580 - I didn't. I'm an inspector... - Stop. Don't say anything else. 418 00:29:58,790 --> 00:30:02,330 You could be a gentleman, a scoundrel, a thief... 419 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,540 - What are you saying? - I do it for friendship. 420 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:09,870 A duty towards humanity. For love. let's put it that way. 421 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,580 - Love... - Chaste love, obviously! 422 00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:17,620 - It's a sense of friendship. - Look at what happened to me. 423 00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:20,870 - You must not thank me. - I'm going to Naples on a mission. 424 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,250 - A secret one? I don't want to know. - And he hits me over the head. 425 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:29,830 - You must not thank me. - I'm afraid now. 426 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,040 I'm afraid he'll follow me. He'll wait for me at the station. 427 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:38,660 - He'll follow me to the hotel. - You're not cautious. 428 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:42,830 - I'm frightened. - You must not be. I'm here! 429 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:47,790 I'll protect you! You won't go to a hotel. You'll come to my house. 430 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000 - To your house? No, thanks. - I am welcoming. 431 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,040 - We're all welcoming in the family. - No, thank you... 432 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,790 Come to my house, eat, sleep. 433 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,450 I'll put cold compresses on your head. 434 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:05,620 - You're very kind. - I told you. It's a hobby! 435 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:09,950 How should I say it? I am an obelisk! 436 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,910 Mr. Rossi? Mr. Rossi? 437 00:31:30,450 --> 00:31:32,830 Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! 438 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:36,290 Here we are! 439 00:31:37,290 --> 00:31:40,660 - Give it to me. - I can't have you do this. 440 00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:43,620 It's a pleasure for me. 441 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,410 Mr. Rossi? 442 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,080 Mr. Rossi? 443 00:31:52,790 --> 00:31:55,750 - You made a mistake. - You're not Mr. Rossi. I'm sorry. 444 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:59,250 Are you looking for Mr. Rossi? That's me. 445 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Are you Mr. Rossi? I have to punch you! 446 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:09,950 - No. Let's go this way. - What's happening? 447 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,370 There's too much confusion. It's dangerous. They shoot sometimes. 448 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:17,830 - They shoot sometimes. - What? 449 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,330 - No, don't... - I told you. It's a hobby for me. 450 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,830 Is your name Rossi? 451 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,370 You're great! You're great! 452 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:42,580 You want something else? A piece of cheese? 453 00:32:42,790 --> 00:32:47,040 - Antonio, don't insist. - How do you know he's not hungry? 454 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:52,450 He has the face of someone who wants something else but is shy. 455 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:55,830 - No, thanks. - Jole, you tell the gentleman. 456 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,870 - Please. - A glass of Ruffino. 457 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,750 - You want a flask of wine? - Don't be shy. 458 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:07,540 - My compliments for dinner! - Thank you. 459 00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:11,830 It's just a small dinner. I'd say a light snack 460 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,660 Tomorrow night our wife, that is my wife, Italia, 461 00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:20,000 will make a wonderful meal. She's a good cook. 462 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,040 - You want me to come back? - Come back! 463 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:28,700 Not come back. You'll stay here. You won't move from here. 464 00:33:28,950 --> 00:33:33,120 The house is at your disposal. We are all at your disposal. 465 00:33:33,330 --> 00:33:37,000 - Take advantage of us. - I've taken enough advantage. 466 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,700 No. You'll offend me. I told you a million times. 467 00:33:40,910 --> 00:33:44,870 This is a welcoming home, in the real sense of the word. 468 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,540 Refusing our hospitality would offend us! 469 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,700 - You tell him. - Please, stay. 470 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:54,910 Stay. I am hanging on your words. 471 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,450 - You're staying? - OK. I'll stay. 472 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,040 Good! An applause for Mr. Rossi! 473 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:03,250 Hurrah for Mr. Rossi! Hurrah for Mr. Rossi! 474 00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:07,000 We'll do something nice now. 475 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,750 We'll have a good coffee and then go to bed. 476 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:13,700 Shall we go to the other rooms? 477 00:34:13,910 --> 00:34:16,330 I'll make coffee. 478 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:20,330 I am Neapolitan. I am an expert... 479 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:23,540 What I mean is... 480 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:27,750 I am used to making coffee with the Neapolitan one. 481 00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:30,330 The coffeemaker. 482 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:34,700 I have to say though, that the service 483 00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:39,250 is no big deal, not worthy of you. 484 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:43,580 You'll understand. Low salary. Low salary. 485 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:46,580 We have to make do. 486 00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:50,660 Jole, keep Mr. Rossi company. You want a flask of wine? 487 00:34:50,870 --> 00:34:54,200 - But why... - You'll drink it during the night. 488 00:34:54,410 --> 00:34:58,410 - I'm not an alcoholic. - Think it over and let me know. 489 00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:01,290 OK? Jole, please. 490 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:04,950 - Again. - Please. 491 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,540 - Sit down. - After you. 492 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,620 Your father is strange. You can't say no to him. 493 00:35:14,830 --> 00:35:17,790 He's overwhelming in his manifestations. 494 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,660 He doesn't let you explain. 495 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:25,120 - You wanted to go in the hotel? - No! 496 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:28,450 For someone like me, used to staying in a hotel all year long, 497 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,750 a friendly family, a nest, 498 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:35,040 are like an oasis in the desert of my life. 499 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,160 - You live by yourself? - Yes. 500 00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:41,910 - Antonio? - What is it? 501 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,080 Antonio, excuse me. Who is this man you brought for dinner? 502 00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:48,290 Please be quiet. 503 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:50,830 Be quiet. 504 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,290 That gentleman is the sun of our future. 505 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,450 The glorious dawn of Antonio Guardalavecchia. 506 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:01,700 - You know who that man is? - If I'm asking you... 507 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:06,370 He's the ace up my sleeve, the secret weapon, the promotor. 508 00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:09,830 - Who is he? - He'll give me a promotion. 509 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,830 - The general inspector! - Be quiet! 510 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,450 - What did I say? - Quiet. The enemy is listening. 511 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:26,830 Darn Guardalavecchias! 512 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,910 They lowered the volume. I can't hear anything. But I will... 513 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,660 How can you spend the whole day listening to them? 514 00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:41,830 This is important. It's my career! Cover up! 515 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,080 It's an obsession, Peppe! 516 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:49,370 - It's just you and me. - It's a matter of habit. 517 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:52,750 You start by being half naked on the stage as you did... 518 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:55,080 before marrying me. 519 00:36:55,290 --> 00:37:00,000 Then you're half naked... in the house, and you end up... 520 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,700 We're not in France here. There's censorship here. 521 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:08,540 Stop it, Peppino. Don't be so provincial. 522 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:12,830 - There's censorship... - Come to dance, my love! 523 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,120 I am an elementary school teacher. 524 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,910 Really? What a coincidence! I'm inspector... 525 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:24,700 Stop, please! Don't qualify yourself. There's no need. 526 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:28,950 My daughter is like me. Serious, honest and disinterested. 527 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,160 I told you. You could be a scoundrel, a thief, 528 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:36,370 a gentleman, a ruffian, we don't care. 529 00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:40,580 We do it for friendship's sake. For us, friendship is a hobby. 530 00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:44,910 We have hobby in our blood. We are all like that. 531 00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:56,870 - Listen, boss. - What is it? 532 00:37:57,330 --> 00:38:00,750 - Are you a cuckold? - Yes. How do you know? 533 00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:03,950 - A man is sleeping in your room. - I know. 534 00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:08,330 - You are cuckold and happy. - Stop it. I'll slap you. 535 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,830 It's my room. I can host whoever I want. 536 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:18,290 You are depraved! Fortunately I don't sleep in this sinful house. 537 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,540 I'd bust your head! 538 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:23,540 - Yah, sure! - Look at this! 539 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,370 I didn't sleep well last night. 540 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,580 Of course. Menage a trois here. 541 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,330 How brazen! Stop with these insinuations! 542 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:35,040 Don't talk difficult. You are immoral anyway. 543 00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:39,160 Don't answer! Don't bother with her! 544 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:43,250 I don't. But she insists! I could strangle her. 545 00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:46,950 I'm so agitated. I'm shaking. I'm nervous. 546 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,000 Antonio, please. Mr. Rossi is sleeping. 547 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,370 Yes. It's true. He's sleeping. 548 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:55,790 Let him sleep. Don't wake him up. 549 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,040 Don't have the dunce take coffee to him. 550 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:01,540 - Who did you say? - The dunce! 551 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:05,790 - Who? Assunta? - Yes. Have Jole take it. 552 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,750 Why Jole? 553 00:39:07,950 --> 00:39:11,000 - You have a hard head! - I don't understand. 554 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,950 He likes our daughter. 555 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,450 Did you understand now? 556 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:21,080 Antonio, what should I make for lunch? 557 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:25,750 I'll tell you. Agnolotti, pasta, 558 00:39:25,950 --> 00:39:30,410 pasta in broth, appetizer steak, pasta and beans. 559 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:34,750 Coffee, fruit, cheese and ice-cream. Double ice-cream! 560 00:39:34,950 --> 00:39:36,660 Who cares! 561 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,330 Antonio, excuse me. 562 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:46,040 Why didn't you face the promotion topic last night? 563 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,250 You are so set on it. 564 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:52,450 Why do I have an ignorant wife who doesn't understand anything? 565 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:54,750 What sin did I commit? 566 00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:58,700 Did I declare war? No! Did I put a penalty? No! 567 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:02,200 Am I a tax agent? No! Why, then? 568 00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:05,830 - What did I say? - You said a bunch of nonsense. 569 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,370 If I had done as you said, the general inspector could think 570 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,620 I did everything on purpose. - It was done on purpose. 571 00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:17,330 Yes, but he must have the impression that is was spontaneous. 572 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,500 I can imagine the scene. 573 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:24,700 He comes in the office and says, "Impossible! Is it you?" 574 00:40:24,910 --> 00:40:28,290 "Yes. It's me. Why are you here? What are you doing here?" 575 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,200 An embrace, a kiss, and he says, 576 00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:34,620 "Men stand still, mountains meet." 577 00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:39,410 He smiles at me. I am as pleasant as possible. 578 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:44,410 He says, "What a coincidence!" "I say, "An incredible coincidence." 579 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:46,620 Understand now? Fool! 580 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,290 - Good morning, miss. - Good morning. 581 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,500 Good morning, colleagues! 582 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:56,120 - You want 3 numbers in a row? - I wish! 583 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,040 Then bet on promotion, salary increase, anger. 584 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,950 The anger of someone else. I am laughing. 585 00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:11,660 Well, well, Mr. Colabona! 586 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:17,000 You took away my armchair. This is a state coup! 587 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,160 I didn't do any state coup. 588 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:24,040 I did it to avoid clown acts with the general inspector. 589 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:28,790 Until you sit in that armchair, it is a clown act! 590 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,870 - Really? Just look at me. - You know what else? 591 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,620 When a superior comes in, you must stand up! 592 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:39,660 - Stand up in front of a colleague? - Colleague, but superior. 593 00:41:39,870 --> 00:41:43,870 Superior in culture, in birth and census! 594 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,950 I'm superior to you, one hundred per cent! 595 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,450 Don't touch me. You hurt my forehead. 596 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:55,450 - I didn't mean to. - The general inspector will decide. 597 00:41:56,620 --> 00:42:00,540 You make me laugh! I'm laughing. Look. Laughing. 598 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,750 Laugh, clown. Laugh. 599 00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:07,160 The general inspector has already decided! Got that? 600 00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:11,500 - How do you know? - I know everything. 601 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:14,790 - How will we put the armchair? Ok. Sit down. 602 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,660 - You're giving up? - No. Let's be precise about this. 603 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,660 - In fact. - I want to be precise. 604 00:42:22,870 --> 00:42:26,000 - You’re backing out? - No. I'm not. 605 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,830 - We'll see who gets the armchair. - We'll see, surveyor! 606 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,250 I'm not a surveyor. I'm a commercial expert. 607 00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:38,620 Stop it! You've said you're a commercial expert for 20 years. 608 00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:43,700 Disappear for once and get out of the way! Do me this favor! 609 00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:45,910 Good morning. 610 00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:48,330 Who are you? 611 00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:52,250 How dare you come in the room of an executive? 612 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:56,200 - I am... - Be quiet. Get out! 613 00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:59,290 - I am... - You must be announced! 614 00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:03,040 Certainly. You're right. 615 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:07,410 - Right. I'll have myself announced. - Yes, do that! 616 00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:11,290 - I certainly will. - Get out! 617 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:14,500 It's incredible! 618 00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:18,540 - Why are you laughing? - Nothing. 619 00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:20,450 - Laugh. Laugh! - I laugh. 620 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,870 He who laughs last laughs best. 621 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,290 Hello? Hello? 622 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:36,540 Italia? It's me. Your husband. Your husband. 623 00:43:36,790 --> 00:43:38,910 Is he sleeping? 624 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,160 Did he get up? Good. 625 00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:45,620 For breakfast, bread, butter, jam, coffee with milk. 626 00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:48,000 Oil bread rolls. 627 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:52,330 Yes, oil bread rolls! Yes, right. 628 00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:56,000 Advise me when he leaves. Remember... Bye. 629 00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:03,870 - Mr. Matteo Rossi. - Come forward. 630 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,290 - Napoleon, I'll give you a 2 in a row. - I wish. 631 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:10,700 - Severance and dismissal. - 102 and 57, thank you! 632 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,200 Come in. 633 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,950 - May I? - Come in! 634 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,620 - Good morning. - Who are you? 635 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:21,830 What do you mean? I had myself announced? 636 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,200 Are you deaf? Have yourself announced! 637 00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:28,160 The usher just announced me. 638 00:44:28,410 --> 00:44:30,500 What do you want? Who are you? 639 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:33,080 Listen, let me finish. I am... 640 00:44:33,330 --> 00:44:35,870 They all begin with "I am"! Who are you? 641 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:41,370 Listen to me. I am Mr. Matteo Rossi. 642 00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:45,830 You certainly didn't say Giuseppe Verdi! 643 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,500 - Qualify yourself. - I'll do it. 644 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:53,870 I'm the general inspector sent by the central office! 645 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,580 It's not possible. The general inspector is eating bread, butter 646 00:44:57,790 --> 00:45:00,790 and jam right now! - And coffee with milk. 647 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,500 Listen dear. Dear, dearest. 648 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,750 - Lovable Colabona. - No! 649 00:45:07,950 --> 00:45:10,910 What? You... You know Colabona? 650 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,620 Yes. He picked me up at the station. 651 00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:18,290 It's an infernal setup. A vile plot! 652 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:22,200 Have pity! I'm sorry... Have pity, sir! 653 00:45:22,410 --> 00:45:26,700 If you won't do it for me, do it for my wife, my children! 654 00:45:26,910 --> 00:45:30,330 - You just have one daughter. - Can't I have others? 655 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:32,500 Believe me. 656 00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:35,160 - "Guardalaracchia"! - No. Guardalavecchia. 657 00:45:35,370 --> 00:45:38,660 Be serious. Stop with this hysteria. 658 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:42,450 It's the hysteria of a righteous executive. 659 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:46,620 Excuse me. My profile speaks clearly. 660 00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:49,500 They can't speak. They disappeared. 661 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,870 This is another... This is another plot against me. 662 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,750 Stop with your big act! 663 00:45:56,950 --> 00:46:00,500 Mr. Colabona's profile wasn't found either. 664 00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:04,370 - Colabona's wasn't found? - But "Colabrodo"... 665 00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:09,330 Colabona. Colabona. I know my profile by heart. 666 00:46:09,540 --> 00:46:11,790 Mr. Santoro was very fond of me. 667 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,750 - What did Santoro say about me? - Terrifying things. 668 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,200 Terrifying things? Santoro had a strange way of saying things. 669 00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:22,290 He made out peculiar notes. 670 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,750 - That is not important. - It’s not important? 671 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:29,620 I make out evaluations from my personal impression. 672 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:32,370 I'll base myself on what I see. 673 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:37,120 What I saw today, is certainly not in your favor. 674 00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:40,870 You're hysterical, crazy, a maniac. 675 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,790 In work, as in life, you need good manners, 676 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,200 kindness and tact. 677 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:50,250 Tact. 678 00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:54,790 Tact... Tact.. 679 00:46:55,370 --> 00:46:57,830 You see, dear "other" Mr. Rossi, 680 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,830 In life, as in work, you need good manners, 681 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,750 kindness and tact. I say tact. 682 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:10,160 One must never get angry, 683 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:13,160 but when a gentleman like me 684 00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:18,200 finds himself facing a disgusting ruffian 685 00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:22,120 who eats, drinks, usurps and doesn't reveal his identity, 686 00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:27,500 I don't care about good manners, kindness and tact! 687 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:31,870 You know what I do? First of all I take away the table setting. 688 00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:35,830 - Get out! - How dare you? 689 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,120 Go away, usurper! Go away, ruffian! 690 00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:42,250 - What did I do? Tell me. - Get out! 691 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:46,750 - This guy's stuff! Go away! - Antonio, explain this! 692 00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:49,830 - But why? - Out! 693 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:54,200 - It's shameful! - I don't know what happened. 694 00:47:54,410 --> 00:47:56,750 - The triangle is over. - Shut up! 695 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,750 - You said you were an inspector! - I'm a school inspector! 696 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Go to school then! 697 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:08,450 - Go away! - No. Don't throw my stuff! 698 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:12,330 - Get out! - Say goodbye to your daughter! 699 00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:14,830 - My stuff... - Here! 700 00:48:17,950 --> 00:48:20,660 - Antonio, calm down. - Here... This is mine. 701 00:48:20,910 --> 00:48:24,370 - Antonio, your daughter is crying. - And her father isn't laughing! 702 00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:28,000 There is the person laughing. My fierce enemy. 703 00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,700 - Jinx! - He's your friend. 704 00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:34,750 He was my friend. Not anymore. He laughs at my tragedies. 705 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,500 - Jinx! - You will ruin him! 706 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:42,410 I want to ruin him. You laugh thinking you have the promotion. 707 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,120 But you didn't consider a key element. 708 00:48:45,330 --> 00:48:50,000 He who laughs last laughs best and I want to laugh very much. 709 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,290 I won't stop at the first, the second or third obstacle. 710 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,870 I go on because he who hesitates is lost! 711 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,870 Colabona, Guardalavecchia is telling you this! 712 00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:15,660 PASQUETTI MOVERS PERFECT DELIVERY 713 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:12,700 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir. 714 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:16,700 Dear Guardalavecchia, I'm pleased with you. Already at work. 715 00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:21,250 Always early. It's been years... ages. 716 00:50:21,450 --> 00:50:24,120 - Please, sit down. - Eras! 717 00:50:24,330 --> 00:50:26,370 - And you? - I'll sit down, too. 718 00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:30,330 I'm glad about this. I didn't have a good impression yesterday. 719 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:34,540 And you're right. You're right. Let me say that. You're right. 720 00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:38,700 I was nervous yesterday, and today too. I'm always nervous. 721 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:42,120 - Why? - I should speak, but... 722 00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:45,290 - Speak. - I'll let you in on something. 723 00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:48,120 What is it, Guardalavecchia? 724 00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:51,370 We are overwhelmed by danger. 725 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:57,290 In this office there is a jinx. I won't say his name, but he is here. 726 00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:02,080 Don't say these things. A jinx is a superstition. 727 00:51:02,290 --> 00:51:04,660 You'll have evidence. 728 00:51:04,870 --> 00:51:07,580 Nonsense. Jinx don't exist. 729 00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:12,540 He's not a petty, two bit jinx. 730 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:16,700 He descends from a family of famous jinxes. 731 00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:19,910 He is a jinx heir. Oh, yes! 732 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:25,830 His granddad, God rest his soul, boarded the Titanic as a sailor. 733 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:30,450 You know what happened to the Titanic. It sank and everyone died. 734 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:34,500 Only his granddad was saved. They had him land in Messina. 735 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:38,000 He said, "What a beautiful city! What a beautiful city!" 736 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,950 - The Messina earthquake took place. - No... 737 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,120 You don't believe it? 738 00:51:44,330 --> 00:51:48,040 He went swimming at Casamicciola. 739 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:52,160 No, I don't believe it. 740 00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:55,620 They must have been incredible coincidences. 741 00:51:55,830 --> 00:51:59,790 A coincidence today, a coincidence tomorrow 742 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,830 makes too many coincidences that coincide. 743 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,910 I don't believe it. 744 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,080 If you want, we can move Horse away from your room. 745 00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:13,370 No, not Horse. A horse can be convenient. 746 00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:17,370 Excuse me, but... Then you mean... 747 00:52:18,410 --> 00:52:21,580 - Cola... - Please don't say his name! 748 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:25,790 It'll be a disaster here, a catastrophe. 749 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,700 - Good morning. I kiss your hands. - Good morning. 750 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:33,370 It's all nonsense. Get back to work. 751 00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:35,660 Goodbye, sir. 752 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,080 May I make a phone call? 753 00:52:41,290 --> 00:52:44,790 - You call early in the morning too? - You'll understand. 754 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,040 During the day I sow, and in the evening I harvest. 755 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,870 Right. 756 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,160 Hello? Tatiana! 757 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,790 This is Horse. 758 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:02,040 That tile! I almost broke my neck! 759 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:05,250 Watch out! The shelf might be falling. 760 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:08,410 How frightening! You are kidding, but one day it will fall. 761 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:11,290 I've been saying it for 20 years. Nobody listens to me. 762 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,500 Alright, love. 763 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,500 What should I do with this file? 764 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,830 - Was it signed? - Yes, signed. 765 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,950 - When? - Just now. 766 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,330 - Put it in the other room. - In the other room. 767 00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:41,160 No, nothing. 768 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:44,370 - Mr. Colabona, did you want me? - Yes. 769 00:53:48,580 --> 00:53:52,660 Take this package to the antique dealer, Tanasi. 770 00:53:52,910 --> 00:53:55,290 Right away. Go on. 771 00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:59,370 - Guardalavecchia? - Yes, sir. 772 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:02,540 - Come a minute. - Right away. What is it? 773 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:06,700 Guardalavecchia, I had to do 774 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:10,830 the ANAPI file over again. Who did it? You? 775 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,160 - No, Colabona. - Colabona. 776 00:54:14,370 --> 00:54:19,200 Here's Colabona. Had you done a file for ANAPI? 777 00:54:19,410 --> 00:54:22,660 - It's wasn't assigned to me. - It was full of mistakes! 778 00:54:22,870 --> 00:54:26,080 I had to do it over. Never again! 779 00:54:26,290 --> 00:54:27,950 - Is that clear? - Clear. 780 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,950 - An inkwell. Right away. - Watch out. You can get soiled. 781 00:54:34,870 --> 00:54:38,160 He did! There, you see? What did I say? 782 00:54:38,370 --> 00:54:41,250 - I am sorry... - It doesn't matter. 783 00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:46,040 - Where is a sink? Where is it? - It's in the corridor. 784 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:51,540 - There is much confusion! - The shelf can fall too. 785 00:54:54,910 --> 00:54:57,750 - Did you hurt yourself? - Inspector! 786 00:54:57,950 --> 00:55:02,790 No! Colabona, don't touch me! Don't touch me, Colabona! 787 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,910 - Don't touch me! - Watch out for the tile! 788 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,000 You made him fall, idiot! 789 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,290 Inspector! 790 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:17,290 - My backbone! My backbone! - I'll fix it. 791 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:21,830 - Don't bother with me! - I wanted to remove the spots... 792 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,620 What did I say? He is powerful. Touch this. 793 00:55:26,830 --> 00:55:30,540 I always take it with me since I associate with him. 794 00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:35,040 Couldn't you choose another place to meet? With this weather... 795 00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:39,540 At least we are sure that your father won't come. 796 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,750 Your father has become an obsession. 797 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,200 When you called me "Elvira" on the phone, 798 00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:51,910 I thought I'd go crazy. Nobody ever called me Elvira. 799 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,540 Dad was near the phone. I couldn't talk. 800 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:59,660 - You know how he feels about you. - He mistook me for someone else. 801 00:55:59,870 --> 00:56:02,500 Don't bother with him. That is how Dad is. 802 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:04,910 He'll get over it some day. 803 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,160 Some day? When? 804 00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:10,790 I can no longer... 805 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 I need... 806 00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:16,410 I need to see you. 807 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:19,000 To talk to you. 808 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,040 Always. 809 00:56:21,370 --> 00:56:25,000 Mr. Rossi, you are... 810 00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,830 Yes. And you? 811 00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:32,080 - Yes. - Oh, God! But I... 812 00:56:32,290 --> 00:56:35,410 But I... I am happy! 813 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:37,950 What will I do? I'll kiss you! 814 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,290 - Not here. Someone can see us! - Why not here? 815 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:45,200 There's just you and me, and the sea. 816 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,700 Boys, let's go. It'll rain soon. 817 00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:56,120 No. Let me get off! 818 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,120 - What'll I do with this file? - Take it in the other room. 819 00:56:59,330 --> 00:57:02,500 - There, again? - Take it to protocol. 820 00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:06,120 He doesn't understand a thing. He only knows how to call women. 821 00:57:06,330 --> 00:57:10,290 He's a donkey named Horse. 822 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,500 The antique dealer arrived. 823 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,290 - Colabona, the deaf man is here. - Yes, yes. 824 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,330 - Must you tell him something? - No. You serve him. 825 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,500 Shall I serve him? 826 00:57:29,790 --> 00:57:33,870 To what do I owe the honor of this nuisance? 827 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,330 I can't believe my ears! 828 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:40,580 - Sure. They aren't working well. - Repeat it. Repeat it! 829 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:44,250 It's not worth it. You're as deaf as a broken bell. 830 00:57:44,450 --> 00:57:48,500 - No! I can hear. - No! Do you hear? 831 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:52,950 How is it possible? You're so deaf you can't hear yourself think. 832 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,290 - Now I hear. - Want proof that you don't hear? 833 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,870 Look over there. 834 00:58:01,450 --> 00:58:03,700 Enough! Enough! 835 00:58:03,950 --> 00:58:08,000 You insulted me. I was always insulted in this office! 836 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,330 I won't come anymore, and I must thank your usher 837 00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:15,410 who gave me these wonderful glasses. 838 00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:19,330 - Do you hear with your eyes? - Don't be an imbecile! 839 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:22,120 They are acoustic glasses. Maico! 840 00:58:22,330 --> 00:58:24,540 - Who brought them to you? - Your usher. 841 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:30,160 Long live Napoleon! Long live Napoleon! 842 00:58:38,910 --> 00:58:42,660 He's gone from being deaf to being an idiot. 843 00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:45,450 He's an idiot. Idiot. 844 00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:52,580 You laugh? You laugh under that dirty moustache on your face. 845 00:58:52,950 --> 00:58:55,080 You are a traitor, a Judas! 846 00:58:55,290 --> 00:58:58,870 Your name shouldn't be Colabona, but "Colajudas"! 847 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,790 - What is going on? - Here he is. It's him! 848 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,410 No. Mr. Guardalavecchia mistreats the clients. 849 00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:12,040 Did you hear how the deaf man yelled? What the hell! The client is sacred. 850 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:16,580 Sacred? And you are profane! You should never open your mouth. 851 00:59:16,790 --> 00:59:19,620 Every time you talk, something happens. 852 00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:22,750 I didn't say it to be well-mannered, but you pushed me! 853 00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:26,200 - Really? - This morning you spoke 3 times. 854 00:59:26,410 --> 00:59:29,910 - And so? - Three cataclysms happened. 855 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,080 The tile, the shelf and the ink. I said! 856 00:59:34,290 --> 00:59:38,330 - Inspector, I need to go by. - Don't touch me. 857 00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:41,040 I want to make something clear. 858 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:45,200 - So you think I'm a jinx? - He didn't mean that. 859 00:59:45,410 --> 00:59:48,540 - You think I'm a jinx too. - It's not true. 860 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:51,160 I'll bet you think I'm a jinx. 861 00:59:51,370 --> 00:59:55,370 - The facts speak clearly! - They speak clearly? Did you hear? 862 00:59:55,580 --> 00:59:59,500 - It's not true. - But you believe it. 863 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:03,160 You want me to be a jinx? Then yes, I am a jinx! 864 01:00:03,370 --> 01:00:08,160 Maybe it's convenient for me. Careful. Where I go, I destroy. 865 01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:11,160 I pulverize, burn. 866 01:00:11,370 --> 01:00:14,660 Remember, I had Santoro die! 867 01:00:14,870 --> 01:00:18,000 Keep calm. Do you need anything? Embrace me. 868 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,120 - Inspector, do you cuddle him? - Yes! 869 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:24,660 A person who should be pushed back immediately? 870 01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:28,660 I want to be cuddled! Everyone must cuddle me! 871 01:00:28,870 --> 01:00:32,750 - We'll give you a promotion too. - No, no! Not a promotion! 872 01:00:32,950 --> 01:00:35,120 It's convenient for me to be a jinx! 873 01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:39,540 I can put up with cuddles, but not a promotion. 874 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:43,870 - It's because you fear him. - No, it's not that. 875 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,910 Excuse me, the ink, the tile... 876 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:51,040 - I made it up! - What did you make up? 877 01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:55,120 You're a jinx. You have an evil flow? Have the inspector die! 878 01:00:55,330 --> 01:00:58,330 - You are crazy! - We'll have lots of laughs. 879 01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:02,540 - I am still young! - I'd have him die, but... 880 01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:07,290 Jinxes have an enormous power. They bust, break! 881 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,370 - Break something. - Oh, my gosh! 882 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:13,580 Break that window. 883 01:01:15,870 --> 01:01:20,660 I was waiting for the arrival of 7 ebony coffins from Valtellina. 884 01:01:26,790 --> 01:01:29,790 The promotion has become an obsession. 885 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,330 Look at how we must talk to each other. 886 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:36,660 They argue and we get involved. 887 01:01:36,870 --> 01:01:42,120 What can we do? The desire for power made them become enemies. 888 01:01:42,330 --> 01:01:45,120 - Teresa! - Bye. 889 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:47,120 - Italia! - Here I am! 890 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:50,290 Finally! 891 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,330 - Who were you talking to? - Nobody. 892 01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:56,540 You were talking to Guardalavecchia's wife. 893 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:59,040 Yes, it's true. I was talking to her! 894 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,910 What do we women have to do with men's problems? 895 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,580 He is not a man. He's a poisonous snake. 896 01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:10,790 Cover up. You can't go out dressed like that. Cover up! 897 01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:14,410 He is not a man but a poisonous snake! 898 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:20,080 He ruined my promotion that was so certain... Darn it! 899 01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:22,830 I had the promotion in my hand! 900 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,120 Mr. Rossi looked at me favorably. 901 01:02:25,330 --> 01:02:29,500 In a few days we'd have used our first name. I'd have said "Matteo"! 902 01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:34,200 - What is his name? Matteo Rossi? - Yes. It's... 903 01:02:34,410 --> 01:02:38,330 - Do you know him? - No, no... 904 01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:40,620 I thought that... 905 01:02:40,870 --> 01:02:44,620 - There's nothing wrong with it. - It's bad, very bad! 906 01:02:44,830 --> 01:02:48,870 To Colabona's relatives, his family, friends, collaterals, 907 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,620 descendants, we must not say one word! 908 01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:55,910 Give me the phone! 909 01:02:56,120 --> 01:03:00,250 I won't stop at the first, the second, nor the third obstacle! 910 01:03:00,450 --> 01:03:03,410 What is that saying from the province of Chiavari? 911 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:05,830 He who hesitates is lost! 912 01:03:09,450 --> 01:03:11,660 I should stop? Forget it! 913 01:03:14,370 --> 01:03:17,040 Hello? Cafe Isonzo? 914 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:19,870 I must talk to Cavicchioni. 915 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,910 - Cavicchioni? On the phone. - Alright. 916 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:27,750 You play, but don't steal because I'll hit you. 917 01:03:27,950 --> 01:03:29,950 It's just a way of saying... 918 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,000 Hello? Yes, it's me. 919 01:03:35,450 --> 01:03:39,450 - Good evening, Mr. Guardalavecchia. - Listen carefully. 920 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:43,080 Yes. 921 01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:48,370 Alright, but I won't end up at the police station again, huh? 922 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:50,200 Alright, yes. 923 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:54,580 Let me take care of everything. I am a professional in these things. 924 01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:57,290 Alright. Goodbye. 925 01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:02,660 Adua? Adua, I have something for you. 926 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,910 Idiot! 927 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,870 What do you mean? 928 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:13,410 I wanted you to earn some money and you hit me? 929 01:04:25,450 --> 01:04:27,620 Excuse me. Must you make that sound? 930 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,660 - You are making fun of me. - Does it bother you? 931 01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:34,870 I'm not making fun of anyone. I was just doing... 932 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:38,290 In this office I can't even... 933 01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:41,620 Where should I do it? Will you tell me? 934 01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:46,000 Mr. Colabona, a lady is asking for you. 935 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,790 For me? I'm expecting anyone. 936 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,410 A lady must talk to you. You want to send her away? 937 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:58,540 - She wants to talk to you personally. - Personally with me? 938 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:03,790 - No, you talk to her. - What impression will you give her? 939 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,950 - "You go." Have her come in. - Have her come in? But... 940 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,200 Let me handle it. I am a man of the world. 941 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:15,580 I'm leaving. 942 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:18,330 Otherwise... 943 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,700 Colabona, I'm leaving or I'll bother you. 944 01:05:23,790 --> 01:05:27,250 Break a leg! Good luck! 945 01:05:33,450 --> 01:05:35,450 - Excuse me. - Come in. 946 01:05:37,950 --> 01:05:40,910 - Please. - Thank you. 947 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,950 Come sit down. 948 01:05:44,370 --> 01:05:46,580 - Mrs. or Miss? - Miss. 949 01:05:46,790 --> 01:05:49,000 Best wishes. 950 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,040 - How can I be useful? - May I? 951 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:56,000 Please. If you must do a shipment, there's a special office. 952 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,660 Very funny! 953 01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:02,750 - So tell me. - Yes. Well... 954 01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:05,370 I came to... 955 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:08,330 Oh, it's so hot here! 956 01:06:08,580 --> 01:06:10,250 Are you hot? 957 01:06:10,450 --> 01:06:14,700 I am used to it. Maybe because I'm used to it, but it's not hot. 958 01:06:14,950 --> 01:06:17,370 It's terrible! Excuse me. 959 01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:21,700 That's better. 960 01:06:21,910 --> 01:06:24,450 - Surely! - I was hot. 961 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:28,120 I don't have time to waste. 962 01:06:28,370 --> 01:06:31,580 Yes, yes, yes. So... 963 01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:36,000 It is really suffocating! 964 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,000 But... But what are you doing? 965 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,620 I'm taking it off. I can't send it. 966 01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:43,790 Miss! 967 01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:48,500 Why? What is so strange about it? 968 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,700 - You don't undress when it's hot? - You are naked! 969 01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:56,080 When I'm hot, I tear everything off. This is better! 970 01:06:56,290 --> 01:07:00,040 - The window! Can it be opened? - No, no, no! 971 01:07:00,290 --> 01:07:03,620 - I will get undressed. - No. The inspector is here. 972 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:07,160 It is so hot. Why don't you get undressed too? 973 01:07:07,370 --> 01:07:09,450 Why don't you work in a bathing suit? 974 01:07:09,660 --> 01:07:12,250 My gosh! The inspector is here, miss! 975 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,540 - Please! - No. What are you doing? 976 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:19,120 - Mr. Colabona! - Miss, cover up! 977 01:07:19,330 --> 01:07:22,500 You're tickling me! You're tickling me! 978 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,910 - Inspector... - This goes beyond any limit! 979 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,580 - Who is this ugly man? - The inspector! 980 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:36,700 Disgusting! It's disgusting! 981 01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:40,370 - You are crazy! - I don't like him. You're cuter. 982 01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:44,870 - I don't know her! - You don't know me? We're engaged! 983 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,700 - You are a married man! - I've never seen her, I swear! 984 01:07:47,910 --> 01:07:51,750 Well? We're going to Mexico. 985 01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:54,580 Please, I have a family! 986 01:07:54,790 --> 01:07:58,250 What a fuss! Are you afraid of him? 987 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:02,950 - With the other one, on Saturdays... - On Saturdays? 988 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,410 It is an attack to my honor! 989 01:08:05,660 --> 01:08:07,410 - Horse! - I am here. 990 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,950 - Have this scandal end. - With pleasure. 991 01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:13,450 - Believe me, Inspector... - I only believe what I see. 992 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:16,660 - Wow! - How dare you! 993 01:08:16,870 --> 01:08:18,830 You are a liar! 994 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:22,540 - You owe me an explanation! - Yes! 995 01:08:23,870 --> 01:08:27,500 Inspector, I'm as good as a lily. Leave me alone! 996 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:31,660 I don't know her! It's an attack coming from Guardalavecchia! 997 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:37,200 Alright. You dress the lady and take her away. 998 01:08:37,410 --> 01:08:40,450 - Come to my office, Colabona! - Yes. 999 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:44,540 No, not Colabona! Dress the lady! 1000 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:48,250 - Come to my office! - Come to my office! 1001 01:08:48,450 --> 01:08:53,200 You're coming to my office. Is that clear? Come on! 1002 01:08:53,450 --> 01:08:55,450 I want to get dressed. It's cold! 1003 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:59,620 You look wonderful like that, miss. I'll help you. 1004 01:08:59,830 --> 01:09:04,660 Napoleon, tell Guardalavecchia the inspector wants him in his office. 1005 01:09:04,870 --> 01:09:07,660 - Come, my dear! - They are sure numbers! 1006 01:09:07,870 --> 01:09:10,790 Mr. Guardalavecchia, from the inspector general. 1007 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,910 I'll fly! 1008 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,000 Come in. 1009 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,950 - Sit down. - Where? 1010 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,500 - There. - Yes, sir. 1011 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:29,330 Guardalavecchia, Colabona says he never met that woman. 1012 01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:31,620 - Never, until now. - Let me speak. 1013 01:09:31,830 --> 01:09:34,830 - Let him speak! - I believe him. 1014 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,750 Good for you. It's a human case. 1015 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,120 I don't think human cases exist. 1016 01:09:41,790 --> 01:09:45,790 Mr. Guardalavecchia, tell the truth. Are you responsible for this? 1017 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,290 You think I'd do something like that? 1018 01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:54,620 When he wanted me to look like a jinx, he did. 1019 01:09:54,830 --> 01:09:58,200 So you gave the glasses to the deaf man? 1020 01:09:58,410 --> 01:10:00,540 Enough! Let bygones be bygones. 1021 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:05,040 As of today, I'll be very severe with you, up to extreme consequences. 1022 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:10,620 500th anniversary of the foundation's Naples branch will be held soon. 1023 01:10:10,870 --> 01:10:15,830 The great officer Amilcare Pasquetti will be present. 1024 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:20,330 He is the director general and owner of this business. 1025 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:25,450 To all of you, employees of this glorious site, 1026 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:30,200 that has seen me for many years sitting at a table 1027 01:10:30,410 --> 01:10:33,750 as a simple... 1028 01:10:34,370 --> 01:10:36,000 Temporary participant. 1029 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:41,370 As a simple temporary participant, an affectionate greeting! 1030 01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:45,540 My unconditioned greeting 1031 01:10:45,830 --> 01:10:50,700 also goes to those people who don't stay in the offices 1032 01:10:50,950 --> 01:10:55,700 and handle our merchandize on ships, 1033 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,120 on trains and on airplanes. 1034 01:10:59,330 --> 01:11:03,790 I would be ungrateful if I neglected to give 1035 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,330 a dutiful homage to our clientele, 1036 01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:11,450 and it is most appropriate to say, 1037 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:15,750 that made our motto, theirs. 1038 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,870 The Pasquetti Movers Perfect Delivery! 1039 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,080 Please. 1040 01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:33,950 No, please. Enough. You are moving me, please. 1041 01:11:34,870 --> 01:11:36,370 Please. 1042 01:11:43,410 --> 01:11:45,200 Then it is you! 1043 01:11:45,410 --> 01:11:47,660 I have gotten older. 1044 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:51,000 You are as beautiful as you were then. 1045 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,450 Years have gone by. 1046 01:11:53,950 --> 01:11:56,080 Listen, Teresa. 1047 01:11:56,290 --> 01:11:59,370 Come. Let's sit down a moment. 1048 01:12:06,450 --> 01:12:11,000 - Watch out. My husband is there. - Your husband? 1049 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:13,950 - President. - Thank you. Your wife? 1050 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:17,080 No, she's not my wife. She is an employee. 1051 01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:18,830 At ease, at ease. 1052 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:22,790 I don't know why my sister hasn't come yet. 1053 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,370 - Did you bring your sister? - She lives here. 1054 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:28,910 She would never leave this city. 1055 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:32,950 - What? - Romantic, full of poetry. 1056 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,700 Yes. This is a romantic city. 1057 01:12:35,910 --> 01:12:39,120 - I was talking about my sister. - Excuse me. 1058 01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:41,410 It is warm? Some ice? 1059 01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:45,200 I'd like that, if it were possible. 1060 01:12:45,410 --> 01:12:48,540 If I don't bother you. Please. 1061 01:12:48,790 --> 01:12:51,040 Are you happy with him? 1062 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:55,120 He loves me and I care for him. 1063 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,700 I have never forgotten you. 1064 01:12:58,910 --> 01:13:01,040 I am still a bachelor. 1065 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:05,160 - Is it true? You did it for me? - Yes. 1066 01:13:05,910 --> 01:13:08,250 Why didn't you wait for me? 1067 01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:11,870 Oh! I waited for you all night, 1068 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,700 but you didn't come. It was our first love date. 1069 01:13:15,910 --> 01:13:18,660 Right, right, right. 1070 01:13:18,870 --> 01:13:22,830 The Germans got me that night while I was coming to you. 1071 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,500 What a night it was! 1072 01:13:27,540 --> 01:13:29,500 Beatings... 1073 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,700 I didn't know that. 1074 01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:34,870 But I waited for you. 1075 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,540 Why didn't you wait before get married? 1076 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:40,910 I couldn't remain a spinster. 1077 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,080 Antonio, eat. 1078 01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:49,910 No. I am so nervous! Look who Teresa is talking to. 1079 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:54,370 - With the inspector general. - Do you think it's no big deal? 1080 01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:56,700 - So what? - So what? 1081 01:13:56,910 --> 01:13:59,250 Colabona's wife is seducing him 1082 01:13:59,450 --> 01:14:02,580 to grab a promotion for her husband. 1083 01:14:02,790 --> 01:14:06,200 Colabona sent the hotsie! Who will I sent? 1084 01:14:06,410 --> 01:14:09,120 - I'll go. - Oh, come on. 1085 01:14:09,330 --> 01:14:12,620 I am a Guardalavecchia, not a Colabona. 1086 01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:17,660 - Can we start over again? - Matteo what are you saying? 1087 01:14:17,950 --> 01:14:21,450 - I am a lady now. - In fact. 1088 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:27,000 I'm sorry I didn't listen to what you said 1089 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:31,370 but on the 3rd channel there was a Shakespeare program 1090 01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:33,910 that glued me to my armchair. 1091 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:36,870 Excuse me! My respects. 1092 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:41,290 Dear, he is Mr. Guardalavecchia, one of our excellent executives. 1093 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,120 Thank you. 1094 01:14:43,330 --> 01:14:46,500 - May I, madam? - Please, miss. 1095 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:50,790 - Did I make a blunder? Excuse me. - Yes, a blunder. 1096 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,660 - It doesn't matter. It happens. - At times... 1097 01:14:54,870 --> 01:14:57,290 You aren't married yet? 1098 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,620 - Now you made a blunder! - Another blunder! 1099 01:15:04,830 --> 01:15:08,160 A big blunder! I made a big blunder! 1100 01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:11,790 - At times blunders come out... - It doesn't matter. 1101 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,620 I am Giulia Pasquetti, his sister. 1102 01:15:14,830 --> 01:15:17,870 His sister!? How long has that been? 1103 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:21,620 - What? - Since how long? Since always! 1104 01:15:21,830 --> 01:15:25,410 A sister is born with the brother. Excuse me. 1105 01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,620 - Miss. - Miss. 1106 01:15:27,830 --> 01:15:31,540 It's strange that such a lovely lady 1107 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:34,910 hasn't yet found a soul mate. 1108 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:38,540 Bravo, Guardalavecchia. 1109 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,500 It is a lovely compliment that I appreciate very much. 1110 01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:46,540 A compliment made to my sister is a passport for... 1111 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,120 I don't understand. Excuse me. 1112 01:15:50,330 --> 01:15:54,620 - It's a passport for... - For esteem and friendship. 1113 01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:57,160 There you are. Thank you. 1114 01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:04,040 See? The lady isn't only beautiful. 1115 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:06,700 I would dare say she is... 1116 01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:09,250 - Will you be offended if I tell you? - Please. 1117 01:16:09,450 --> 01:16:13,450 - Divine! - You are very kind. 1118 01:16:13,660 --> 01:16:18,290 Actually, I don't mind your poetic flair at all. 1119 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:22,080 To be on the same level as my colleague... 1120 01:16:22,290 --> 01:16:25,040 - Colabona, please. - I'll say... 1121 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:29,000 - Colabona, please. - It's not necessary. 1122 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:32,700 Any compliment would be superfluous. I must tell you something. 1123 01:16:32,910 --> 01:16:36,120 - I'll leave you in good company. - Excellent! 1124 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:39,500 - Excuse me, sister. - Colabona? 1125 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:43,830 Don't mind him. He's an idiot. Excellent employee, but an idiot. 1126 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:48,290 He makes mistakes in the files, does blunders. He should be punished. 1127 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,750 Poor thing. Don't worry. I'll talk to my brother. 1128 01:16:51,950 --> 01:16:56,450 He never says no to me. If I wanted, instead of punishing him, 1129 01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:59,580 I could promote him. - No, don't joke about it! 1130 01:16:59,790 --> 01:17:03,080 - We don't understand a thing here. - Did I say something wrong? 1131 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:06,450 No. With that mouth you can say what you want. 1132 01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:10,500 If someone should be promoted, that's me, 1133 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:14,500 respectful Miss Pasquetti. - Call me Giulia. 1134 01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:17,910 If I may, I'll call you Juliet. 1135 01:17:19,370 --> 01:17:22,250 - Your name? - For you I am Romeo. 1136 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:27,250 Yes, a bit mature, a territorial Romeo, but valid. 1137 01:17:27,450 --> 01:17:31,080 That's not so. Age doesn't matter. 1138 01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:34,750 Oh! Juliet meets Romeo. 1139 01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:36,950 It is a sign of destiny. 1140 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:41,410 - It's warm. - Let's cool off the garden. 1141 01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:45,580 Over here. Watch out for the holes. There are many. 1142 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:49,750 They do it on purpose. It's a sort of hobby. 1143 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,660 This garden, as you see, is a morgue. 1144 01:17:54,450 --> 01:17:58,540 What a lovely night! Marvelous, starry, lunar. 1145 01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:02,080 It looks like a night made for lovers. 1146 01:18:03,370 --> 01:18:06,160 - I don't believe in love anymore. - No? 1147 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:12,040 I only loved once in life. A Shakespearean actor. 1148 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:14,290 - A superior man. - A marshal? 1149 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,330 - No, an actor. - Excuse me. At times... 1150 01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:22,950 A great interpreter of the poet, and he is a poet too. 1151 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:27,830 His voice was music, his words were poetry. 1152 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:30,500 - You have a girlfriend? - More than that. 1153 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,750 I loved him without any inhibition, without false modesty, 1154 01:18:34,950 --> 01:18:39,080 beyond social conventions, beyond love! 1155 01:18:39,290 --> 01:18:41,700 - Beyond death. - Is he dead? 1156 01:18:41,910 --> 01:18:44,080 - No! - Alive? 1157 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,450 One day he went out to buy cigarettes. 1158 01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:52,830 - He never came back. - He found the tobacco shop closed. 1159 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:56,790 - What are you saying? - They sometimes close. 1160 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:01,790 You don't smoke. If you did, you'd know that tobacco shops close. 1161 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,540 - We spoke in verses. - Even on week days? 1162 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:09,410 - Always. You know Shakespeare? - Of course! Guglielmo. 1163 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,290 We called him William at home. 1164 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:16,410 To be or not to be. 1165 01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:18,950 That is the problem. 1166 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:23,290 Only you can solve my problem. 1167 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,500 The rest is silence. 1168 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:30,120 - Oh, yes. Silence. - Silence. 1169 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,200 The second part is better. 1170 01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:48,290 - Silence. - Is golden. 1171 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:52,000 The silence of my heart that has been silent for a while. 1172 01:19:52,540 --> 01:19:54,000 Who... 1173 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:57,160 - Who? Who? - Who? 1174 01:19:57,370 --> 01:19:59,950 - Who will ever have it talk? - What? 1175 01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,250 - My heart. - Me! 1176 01:20:02,450 --> 01:20:05,700 You? Will you be able to only dedicate yourself to me? 1177 01:20:06,290 --> 01:20:08,200 Are you free? 1178 01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:11,200 Free... In a certain sense. 1179 01:20:11,410 --> 01:20:14,000 We are all slaves of need. 1180 01:20:15,330 --> 01:20:19,160 Something is rotten in the state Denmark! 1181 01:20:19,660 --> 01:20:22,660 - You have no bonds? - Well, actually... 1182 01:20:22,870 --> 01:20:27,700 Not any longer. I will take you from the sea to the shore. 1183 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:30,080 - What? - From the sea to the shore! 1184 01:20:30,290 --> 01:20:32,370 Alright. I'm in! 1185 01:20:32,580 --> 01:20:37,410 You, Romeo, me, Juliet. We'll re-live the balcony scene. 1186 01:20:37,620 --> 01:20:39,620 - When? - Tonight. 1187 01:20:39,830 --> 01:20:42,620 - Where do you live? - You'll easily find the house. 1188 01:20:42,830 --> 01:20:46,000 It's the Verona style one, after Portici, in the country. 1189 01:20:46,870 --> 01:20:51,250 - How beautiful! - Your taste is exquisite. 1190 01:20:51,450 --> 01:20:53,700 Here you are. 1191 01:21:09,830 --> 01:21:14,580 He jests at scars that never felt a wound. 1192 01:21:15,290 --> 01:21:17,120 Easy! 1193 01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:20,450 But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? 1194 01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:25,540 It is the east, and Juliet is my promotion. 1195 01:21:36,370 --> 01:21:39,410 Come, Juliet. Lower the ladder. 1196 01:21:39,660 --> 01:21:42,790 Sit down and don't be hasty. 1197 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,160 Where shall I sit if there is no stool? 1198 01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:49,620 Sit on the wall or remain standing. 1199 01:21:49,870 --> 01:21:52,580 I will remain standing down here. 1200 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:56,950 - What are you asking? - I am asking if you love me. 1201 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,660 Oh, yes, audacious. 1202 01:22:02,330 --> 01:22:04,290 Yes, I love you, 1203 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:08,000 but actually I have come to tell you to be cautious. 1204 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,580 My brother rightly so suspects. 1205 01:22:10,830 --> 01:22:14,870 Last night, more than one employee smiled with irony. 1206 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:19,910 I don't care if someone has realized it. Soon you'll be mine! 1207 01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:23,160 So you propose to be lovers. 1208 01:22:23,410 --> 01:22:27,160 We're not the only ones. There are others. 1209 01:22:27,910 --> 01:22:30,410 But will you make me your bride one day? 1210 01:22:30,660 --> 01:22:35,160 My bride? No, I can't. How dare marry you 1211 01:22:35,370 --> 01:22:39,080 a humble employee, who is penniless? 1212 01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:44,160 - We could sacrifice a bit. - Better if I become office head. 1213 01:22:44,370 --> 01:22:47,580 It would be more convenient. I mean... 1214 01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,750 - Your love has other interests. - Juliet, you misunderstood! 1215 01:22:52,950 --> 01:22:55,580 I love you in every way, and you know that. 1216 01:22:55,830 --> 01:22:58,200 This love can get us into trouble. 1217 01:22:58,450 --> 01:23:00,790 I don't care! I will give you my heart. 1218 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:06,290 It's too little for a great love. Besides your heart, I want the rest. 1219 01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:09,330 You want the discarded parts? I'll be quick! 1220 01:23:10,370 --> 01:23:15,000 - My brother is calling. Alas! - Shall I come up to the room? 1221 01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:19,830 - No, Romeo. It's not right. - Peril creates more excitement. 1222 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:24,000 Anyway, we'll meet in another place tomorrow. 1223 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:27,000 Yes! I'm already on fire. 1224 01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:30,620 - It is a safe, secluded place. - What is it called? 1225 01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:35,500 Tomorrow, with my note, you'll go where a hotel is. 1226 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,620 - And then? - And tomorrow night... 1227 01:23:38,830 --> 01:23:42,790 - Tomorrow you will know that... - What? 1228 01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,540 You want to know now? A sneak preview? 1229 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,290 Cheese is very good with pears. 1230 01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:56,580 I must go. We'll meet soon, my love. 1231 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:01,830 - Bless you. - Thank you. 1232 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,500 - See you soon, my love. Adieu. - Adieu, Juliet. 1233 01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,250 - Juliet! - Alright. Bye. 1234 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:13,500 Don't be angry. I'm so sorry! 1235 01:24:18,290 --> 01:24:22,620 Bad words, lies and a big sneezes... 1236 01:24:24,950 --> 01:24:27,950 What one has to do for this promotion! 1237 01:24:30,290 --> 01:24:34,620 I found the ideal hotel for a "tete a tete". 1238 01:24:34,830 --> 01:24:38,040 Reserved, peaceful. better than a "garconniere". 1239 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:41,910 - Who gives a darn. - It's called Villa Lolita. 1240 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:45,580 Here. There's the phone number to reserve. 1241 01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:48,450 Thanks. Keep those notes. 1242 01:24:48,660 --> 01:24:51,660 I am a serious and honest man. 1243 01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:56,540 Give it to me. I am an honest, serious man too. 1244 01:24:56,750 --> 01:25:00,120 But at times, as they say, we are men! 1245 01:25:00,330 --> 01:25:04,290 I belong to this sex, not to the other one. 1246 01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:08,950 - I want to marry in white. - With a veil. I promise. 1247 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:13,370 We must just pretend to run away. 1248 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,750 I thought that... 1249 01:25:16,290 --> 01:25:18,950 It would be ideal if your folks find us in... 1250 01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:22,370 - In what? - In a hotel room. 1251 01:25:24,330 --> 01:25:29,250 When facing a fact they think is real, they'll give their consent. 1252 01:25:29,450 --> 01:25:32,910 What will we do in a hotel room all night? 1253 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:36,370 We'll tell jokes. I know many. 1254 01:25:36,580 --> 01:25:40,080 Before midnight your parents will catch us. 1255 01:25:40,410 --> 01:25:45,870 Yes, I promise. It will be romantic. 1256 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:48,830 Yes, chaste. 1257 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,080 Very chaste. 1258 01:25:51,290 --> 01:25:56,290 We'll remember the long night of 1943 when we didn't... 1259 01:25:56,950 --> 01:26:02,620 Matteo, if you promise that we'll be as naive as then, I accept. 1260 01:26:03,290 --> 01:26:05,080 Oh, dear! 1261 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:10,790 Love, you are making me so happy. 1262 01:26:11,950 --> 01:26:14,160 Yes. Bye. 1263 01:26:17,950 --> 01:26:20,040 Bye, dear. 1264 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:34,160 Dear Horse. 1265 01:26:36,790 --> 01:26:40,450 Dear Horse, I had you come here 1266 01:26:40,660 --> 01:26:43,330 for a delicate matter. 1267 01:26:43,540 --> 01:26:46,750 - I am a man of the world. - You know... 1268 01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:51,500 I am alone, a bachelor. In Naples I don't know anyone. 1269 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:55,620 Don't worry. I know a lot of naughty women! 1270 01:26:55,830 --> 01:26:58,790 - Albanian, Tunisian... - No, just a moment. 1271 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,700 I mean... I have a woman. 1272 01:27:03,290 --> 01:27:06,250 What I'm missing is... 1273 01:27:06,450 --> 01:27:08,910 - An alcove. - In fact. 1274 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:12,330 Right, an alcove. Don't worry. I know of a comfortable place... 1275 01:27:12,540 --> 01:27:15,450 No, no. Listen... 1276 01:27:16,580 --> 01:27:21,750 She is a married woman. I don't want to ruin her reputation. 1277 01:27:21,950 --> 01:27:25,790 I had imagined that. I am a dolce vita technician. 1278 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:30,950 They don't ask ladies for their ID at Villa Lolita. 1279 01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:34,330 - Not even their IDs! - Dear friend! 1280 01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:39,160 I don't see how my parents will find out that... 1281 01:27:39,370 --> 01:27:42,410 Where to find us. 1282 01:27:42,660 --> 01:27:45,660 I know the place. It's called Villa Lolita. 1283 01:27:45,870 --> 01:27:48,700 Very ambiguous. My granddad used to go there. 1284 01:27:49,660 --> 01:27:53,250 You'll put a very visible letter on your dresser tonight 1285 01:27:53,450 --> 01:27:58,370 where you'll accidently tell where we are. Your folks will rush over. 1286 01:27:58,580 --> 01:28:02,620 Alright, but I don't know how to write such a letter. 1287 01:28:02,830 --> 01:28:06,250 Right! You are a teacher. You only know how to dictate. 1288 01:28:06,450 --> 01:28:09,200 Who am I for you? I'm the inspector, 1289 01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:13,450 and the inspector will dictate to the teacher. I'm organized. 1290 01:28:13,660 --> 01:28:16,290 Here is a pen. 1291 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,830 Are you ready? 1292 01:28:20,910 --> 01:28:22,750 Dear, Dad. 1293 01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:25,950 - I am writing you, and my hand... - It is almost trembling. 1294 01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:27,910 It is almost trembling. 1295 01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:30,500 What should I do? 1296 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,790 Wait a moment. 1297 01:28:46,660 --> 01:28:49,080 You know where you should take it? 1298 01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:52,790 - Yes, to Miss Giulietta... - Be quiet, idiot! 1299 01:28:54,660 --> 01:28:56,500 Wait. I'll come out. 1300 01:29:01,660 --> 01:29:04,410 He's the man of the assault at the station. 1301 01:29:28,790 --> 01:29:30,870 Scoundrel! 1302 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:34,410 You want to get to the promotion with the brother's sister. 1303 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:37,370 We'll see about that, Guardalavecchia! 1304 01:29:41,660 --> 01:29:44,080 - President Here they are! - Where are they? 1305 01:29:44,290 --> 01:29:46,000 Darn! 1306 01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:49,080 President! Here they are! 1307 01:29:49,290 --> 01:29:51,200 Nobody is here. 1308 01:29:51,410 --> 01:29:54,830 Here they are! On behalf of the president, come out! 1309 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:57,750 - What did you say? - Out! 1310 01:30:00,370 --> 01:30:03,000 They're not there. Why is that? 1311 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:06,830 You are making a fool of me? Nobody is here! 1312 01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:09,540 - Nobody is here? - You're asking me? 1313 01:30:09,750 --> 01:30:13,660 - I humbly ask. - You should know! 1314 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,870 - Understand? - No, I don't. 1315 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:25,120 If the disgrace you created on my sister isn't so, 1316 01:30:25,330 --> 01:30:29,250 I'll send you to Sardinia. - Sardinia! It's true, it's true! 1317 01:30:29,450 --> 01:30:32,750 - It's not true. It's not true. - It's true... 1318 01:30:34,950 --> 01:30:38,790 - It's a song that persecutes me. - Is this the time to sing? 1319 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:44,370 Did I have you read the absorbent paper? 1320 01:30:44,580 --> 01:30:46,830 - Yes, I read it! - You said no. 1321 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:50,830 - I said yes. I read it! - Well, then... 1322 01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:57,160 Love? 1323 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,080 Where are you? 1324 01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:11,750 Busy? 1325 01:31:15,290 --> 01:31:17,540 She hasn't come yet. 1326 01:31:21,870 --> 01:31:23,660 I like it. 1327 01:31:27,580 --> 01:31:30,370 - Good evening. - Good evening, miss. 1328 01:31:30,580 --> 01:31:34,500 - Excuse me. Mr. Rossi's room. - Room 43. 1329 01:31:34,910 --> 01:31:37,790 - First floor. - Thank you. 1330 01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:45,790 Antonio's big timid girl! 1331 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:50,500 My sublime love, sweet passion, 1332 01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:53,370 I beg you with hands clasped to talk to your brother. 1333 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:56,700 Try to get me the promotion. 1334 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:02,700 I am practicing, and she isn't coming. 1335 01:32:04,290 --> 01:32:06,250 I am talking uselessly! 1336 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:10,660 Good evening. I am Mr. Rossi. 1337 01:32:10,870 --> 01:32:13,080 Room 43, first floor. 1338 01:32:13,290 --> 01:32:16,620 When I reserved, I asked for a cold dinner and champagne. 1339 01:32:17,410 --> 01:32:20,870 - A lady is coming. - She's already in the room. 1340 01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:24,540 - Then only I am missing! Here. - Thank you. 1341 01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,200 Not champagne! 1342 01:32:44,910 --> 01:32:46,410 Are you here? 1343 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:50,660 - I'm here. - Where? 1344 01:32:50,870 --> 01:32:52,750 I'm here. 1345 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:56,950 My love! 1346 01:32:57,160 --> 01:33:01,410 Let's go hide in another room. We'll catch them red-handed. 1347 01:33:01,620 --> 01:33:06,000 - Colabona, look... - They must come here! 1348 01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:10,750 - Where do you want to drag me? - Didn't you understand? 1349 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:17,040 The president with Colabona! How did that cursed man find out? 1350 01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:19,790 Anathema to you, Colabona! 1351 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:23,000 May you and be cursed! 1352 01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:28,830 Matteo, no! Matteo! 1353 01:33:36,410 --> 01:33:39,660 No, please! Don't insist. 1354 01:33:39,910 --> 01:33:45,750 You'll remember the long night of '43 '44, '45, '46, '47... 1355 01:33:47,660 --> 01:33:51,330 - 44... Where is 44? - You're asking me? 1356 01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:54,830 - 44 is after this one! - We just came out of there. 1357 01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:58,040 - Right! - Ok, we'll hide. 1358 01:33:58,290 --> 01:34:01,080 Matteo! Matteo, it's my husband. 1359 01:34:01,290 --> 01:34:03,410 He'll kill us! 1360 01:34:14,290 --> 01:34:16,620 - You! - You? 1361 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:19,200 My hat... 1362 01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:25,410 - Shall we enter? - Please. 1363 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:29,910 Did you hurt yourself. I heard you say "ouch!" 1364 01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:33,410 Let's stay here. It seems like the right place. 1365 01:34:33,620 --> 01:34:38,200 I don't know how I got involved in coming here. 1366 01:34:38,410 --> 01:34:40,330 - I was an idiot. - It's true, but... 1367 01:34:40,540 --> 01:34:43,870 - Don't touch me! - I didn't touch you. 1368 01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:47,790 I heard someone touch me. If you didn't do it... 1369 01:34:51,910 --> 01:34:55,540 Reception, room number 43, please. 1370 01:34:56,950 --> 01:34:58,790 Did you ring? 1371 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,950 - It's the phone. - I hadn't seen it. 1372 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:06,080 Hello? Hello? 1373 01:35:06,290 --> 01:35:09,750 The adulterers are in the bathroom. 1374 01:35:09,950 --> 01:35:14,910 - The adulterers are in the bathroom. - Alright. 1375 01:35:18,370 --> 01:35:20,870 - They're in the bathroom. - I'll wait here. 1376 01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:23,540 - No. Let's go in the bathroom. - I don't need to... 1377 01:35:23,750 --> 01:35:28,540 They're hiding in the bathroom. Your sister and the concubine. 1378 01:35:32,950 --> 01:35:35,620 - Open! - Hide. 1379 01:35:35,830 --> 01:35:38,160 Be silent. 1380 01:35:38,410 --> 01:35:41,700 - Out! - What? I don't understand. 1381 01:35:41,950 --> 01:35:43,870 The president said out! 1382 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:50,870 - Inspector... - Rossi, you're here? Why? 1383 01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:55,160 - I live here. - Oh, yes? Inspector! 1384 01:35:55,370 --> 01:35:58,160 - Who is inside there? - What? 1385 01:35:58,370 --> 01:36:01,950 - Who is in there? - Speak clearly! Who is it? 1386 01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:04,160 - No one. - I don't believe you. 1387 01:36:04,410 --> 01:36:08,660 - Let us in. Open! - It's not possible! 1388 01:36:08,910 --> 01:36:11,120 - Colabona, get in. - I will follow orders! 1389 01:36:14,830 --> 01:36:17,200 She is my daughter! 1390 01:36:17,450 --> 01:36:20,330 - Dad! - My child, why are you here? 1391 01:36:20,540 --> 01:36:25,500 Here's the big scene! He throws his daughter in the inspector's arms. 1392 01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:29,450 Are you talking about me? Be quiet! 1393 01:36:29,660 --> 01:36:33,870 You throw your wife in the arms of the inspector. I'll show you. 1394 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:37,250 In the arms... Don't move! 1395 01:36:37,450 --> 01:36:39,410 Here she is! 1396 01:36:41,790 --> 01:36:45,500 I want to know something! I have a right! 1397 01:36:45,700 --> 01:36:50,040 Just a moment! Cover up! Pepe, my foot! 1398 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:53,950 Pepe my foot! You are a cuckold. Stop with those hands. 1399 01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:56,790 Stop with your hands, unfit father! 1400 01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:02,200 - Unfit father to me? Spy! - Ruffian! You'll pay for it. 1401 01:37:02,410 --> 01:37:06,870 - No. You will pay. - If someone is to pay... 1402 01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:10,660 - It's him. - It's me. No, him! 1403 01:37:10,870 --> 01:37:14,040 Inspector, the corrupter of minors. 1404 01:37:14,250 --> 01:37:16,950 - I never met your daughter. - I arrived in time. 1405 01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:21,620 - He has nothing to do with it. - He wanted to get my daughter drunk. 1406 01:37:21,830 --> 01:37:26,250 - He wanted to get my wife drunk! - She doesn't need to get drunk. 1407 01:37:26,450 --> 01:37:29,540 - There is no need. Here! - See how many bottles? 1408 01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:33,040 - It was a memory. - Lovely memory! 1409 01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:36,910 - Nothing happened. - Shall we laugh about it? 1410 01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:41,000 - Let's just forget it! - Just a moment. 1411 01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:45,120 - Only I will speak. - Yes? 1412 01:37:45,330 --> 01:37:50,250 Only I say enough. You must justify yourself. 1413 01:37:50,450 --> 01:37:53,830 - You wanted to seduce my sister. - Shame on you, pig! 1414 01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:57,620 - Italia! My Italia! - Putting it on a patriotic level! 1415 01:37:57,830 --> 01:38:03,160 - Worry about your daughter's honor! - Don't change the subject! 1416 01:38:03,830 --> 01:38:07,000 Someone shot! The Indians are coming! 1417 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:11,330 They injured me. Oh, God! I am injured. I have a hole. 1418 01:38:15,660 --> 01:38:18,290 Please, let's not get off the subject. 1419 01:38:18,830 --> 01:38:22,450 You said he had an appointment my sister. 1420 01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:26,080 - Yes, in room 44. - In room 44! 1421 01:38:26,290 --> 01:38:29,450 It's not true. He is a liar! 1422 01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:44,540 Veiled woman of my heart. Welcome to this love nest. 1423 01:38:46,580 --> 01:38:49,700 Jole! Dad! Did I get here in time? 1424 01:38:49,910 --> 01:38:52,200 - What do you want? - Your daughter's hand. 1425 01:38:52,410 --> 01:38:54,910 Meanwhile, I'll give you mine! 1426 01:38:56,620 --> 01:38:59,080 Excuse me. Is Horse here, please? 1427 01:38:59,290 --> 01:39:03,580 - No. We have a donkey. Here. - My little dear! 1428 01:39:03,790 --> 01:39:08,540 Peppe! You didn't say you'd sing the song and cheat on me! 1429 01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:11,080 Who is this ugly lady? 1430 01:39:11,290 --> 01:39:13,370 It's not true! 1431 01:39:16,370 --> 01:39:18,830 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1432 01:39:19,450 --> 01:39:21,370 Take those flowers away! 1433 01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:25,200 I am sick of this! 1434 01:39:25,410 --> 01:39:29,790 You are two hypocrites, liars, and this damages the firm! 1435 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:34,160 I'll never allow it because only one thing exists for me. 1436 01:39:34,370 --> 01:39:37,870 Pasquetti Movers Perfect Trips! 1437 01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:42,790 I can understand Sardinia, but why dress like this? 1438 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,950 As usual, you don't understand a thing. 1439 01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:51,540 When we land, the Sardinians will say, "They are our people." 1440 01:39:51,750 --> 01:39:55,660 - We'll win over their friendship. - Are we staying long? 1441 01:39:55,870 --> 01:39:57,910 No! He who hesitates is lost. 1442 01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,080 ACTUALLY, IN SARDINIA THEY STAYED A SHORT WHILE. 1443 01:40:01,290 --> 01:40:05,250 THEY WERE SOON TRANSFERRED TO CONGO AND WERE NEVER HEARD OF SINCE. 1444 01:40:05,450 --> 01:40:08,410 THE ONLY NEWS TELLS ABOUT A CERTAIN LOMUMBAM 1445 01:40:08,620 --> 01:40:12,540 WHO CONTINUES TO SHOUT AT A CERTAIN CASABOBUM. 1446 01:40:12,790 --> 01:40:14,620 Goodbye, Italy! 114135