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beautiful
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beautiful
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beautiful
animal giving me a
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animal giving me a
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animal giving me a
mouthful your wife
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bright want you to
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see want you to see
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want you to
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want you to
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want you to
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see want you to
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see want you to
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see want you to
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see sorry sorry it's it's all good I was
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see sorry sorry it's it's all good I was
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see sorry sorry it's it's all good I was
just going to have to grab my stuff
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just going to have to grab my stuff
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just going to have to grab my stuff
brought you a drink
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brought you a drink
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brought you a drink
thank you but I do have some Al
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thank you but I do have some Al
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thank you but I do have some Al
motives I was hoping you could handle
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motives I was hoping you could handle
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motives I was hoping you could handle
some things inside for me as well inside
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some things inside for me as well inside
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some things inside for me as well inside
what I I mean like like like inside what
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what I I mean like like like inside what
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what I I mean like like like inside what
what
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what
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what
nothing like like feed the cat water are
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nothing like like feed the cat water are
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nothing like like feed the cat water are
the inside plants I'm going to town for
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the inside plants I'm going to town for
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the inside plants I'm going to town for
a couple of days at conference in San
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a couple of days at conference in San
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a couple of days at conference in San
Francisco yeah know whatever you need
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Francisco yeah know whatever you need
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Francisco yeah know whatever you need
are you going to present the uh the
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are you going to present the uh the
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are you going to present the uh the
paper that you were
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paper that you were
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paper that you were
writing yeah I I I am oh and I I took
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writing yeah I I I am oh and I I took
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writing yeah I I I am oh and I I took
your suggestion on the title
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your suggestion on the title
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your suggestion on the title
impossibility is much better than
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impossibility is much better than
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impossibility is much better than
modality it's a lot more
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modality it's a lot more
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modality it's a lot more
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relatable glad to hear I could help not
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relatable glad to hear I could help not
that I could be a philosophy Professor
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that I could be a philosophy Professor
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that I could be a philosophy Professor
or anything I mean who knows what you
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or anything I mean who knows what you
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or anything I mean who knows what you
will hold for you you're a bright kid
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will hold for you you're a bright kid
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will hold for you you're a bright kid
you've always got more options than you
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you've always got more options than you
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you've always got more options than you
think you
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think you
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think you
do thanks isn't your birthday coming up
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do thanks isn't your birthday coming up
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do thanks isn't your birthday coming up
2 days ago kept it low key
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2 days ago kept it low key
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2 days ago kept it low key
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18 oh uh
my ride's almost here I'm going to go
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my ride's almost here I'm going to go
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my ride's almost here I'm going to go
change sorry no I'll take care of
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change sorry no I'll take care of
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change sorry no I'll take care of
everything thanks
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everything thanks
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everything thanks
for happy birthday mate maybe we should
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for happy birthday mate maybe we should
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for happy birthday mate maybe we should
do something to
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do something to
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do something to
celebrate I'm back
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Sunday he's a sexy unicorn perfect but
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Sunday he's a sexy unicorn perfect but
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Sunday he's a sexy unicorn perfect but
unattainable I swear I mean she opened
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unattainable I swear I mean she opened
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unattainable I swear I mean she opened
the door I just have to figure out
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the door I just have to figure out
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the door I just have to figure out
figure out how to walk through come make
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figure out how to walk through come make
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figure out how to walk through come make
unicorn babies with me Nate come on I
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unicorn babies with me Nate come on I
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unicorn babies with me Nate come on I
mean you guys have made fun of me
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mean you guys have made fun of me
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mean you guys have made fun of me
forever for waiting for the perfect
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forever for waiting for the perfect
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forever for waiting for the perfect
first time and now that I actually have
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first time and now that I actually have
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first time and now that I actually have
a chance with this unbelievably perfect
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a chance with this unbelievably perfect
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a chance with this unbelievably perfect
woman you're not helping what do I do
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woman you're not helping what do I do
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woman you're not helping what do I do
well remember sex said with Mrs Downey
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well remember sex said with Mrs Downey
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well remember sex said with Mrs Downey
in fifth grade with a vagina puppet come
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in fifth grade with a vagina puppet come
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in fifth grade with a vagina puppet come
on clitoris clitorus you know the more I
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on clitoris clitorus you know the more I
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on clitoris clitorus you know the more I
say it the more I don't know which is
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say it the more I don't know which is
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say it the more I don't know which is
right stop I mean porn Nate study up
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right stop I mean porn Nate study up
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right stop I mean porn Nate study up
watch a ton of it okay a whole ton of it
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watch a ton of it okay a whole ton of it
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watch a ton of it okay a whole ton of it
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also
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also
situps got to do a lot of those it's all
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situps got to do a lot of those it's all
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situps got to do a lot of those it's all
in the core who has the most experience
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in the core who has the most experience
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in the core who has the most experience
in sex it's quality not quantity oh
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in sex it's quality not quantity oh
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in sex it's quality not quantity oh
really what are we talking about German
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really what are we talking about German
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really what are we talking about German
exchange girl now is there any other
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exchange girl now is there any other
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exchange girl now is there any other
word in the English language sexier than
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word in the English language sexier than
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word in the English language sexier than
bicurious you're an idiot how does
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bicurious you're an idiot how does
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bicurious you're an idiot how does
appreciating a wide spectrum of human
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appreciating a wide spectrum of human
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appreciating a wide spectrum of human
sexuality make me an idiot it's not just
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sexuality make me an idiot it's not just
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sexuality make me an idiot it's not just
the sex part I really think that it
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the sex part I really think that it
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the sex part I really think that it
could be more than that I really think
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could be more than that I really think
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could be more than that I really think
we have a connection you're such a girl
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we have a connection you're such a girl
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we have a connection you're such a girl
wanting love and sex and a big package
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wanting love and sex and a big package
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wanting love and sex and a big package
through the bow no a woman like this I
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through the bow no a woman like this I
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through the bow no a woman like this I
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need to break my a game I just have to
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need to break my a game I just have to
figure out how to be enough for in 48
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figure out how to be enough for in 48
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figure out how to be enough for in 48
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hours just don't put too much thought
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hours just don't put too much thought
into it just get your passport stamped
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into it just get your passport stamped
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into it just get your passport stamped
okay you little I told you last
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okay you little I told you last
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okay you little I told you last
time you do it again and you get what
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time you do it again and you get what
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time you do it again and you get what
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deserve
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deserve
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fast you think you're
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fast you think you're
fast what back into the room what that
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fast what back into the room what that
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fast what back into the room what that
little half small thing you do the side
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little half small thing you do the side
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little half small thing you do the side
of your mouth goes up like a crowbar
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of your mouth goes up like a crowbar
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of your mouth goes up like a crowbar
usually means there's something don't
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usually means there's something don't
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usually means there's something don't
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want to say look if you really want to
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want to say look if you really want to
have some kind of love connection with
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have some kind of love connection with
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have some kind of love connection with
this woman you're not going to get it
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this woman you're not going to get it
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this woman you're not going to get it
from dubious sex tips mouth out off the
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from dubious sex tips mouth out off the
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from dubious sex tips mouth out off the
web I it's going to come from you just
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web I it's going to come from you just
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web I it's going to come from you just
being yourself yeah but I mean myself as
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being yourself yeah but I mean myself as
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being yourself yeah but I mean myself as
a nervous inexperienced guy who can't
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a nervous inexperienced guy who can't
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a nervous inexperienced guy who can't
believe he's getting a shot at this
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believe he's getting a shot at this
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believe he's getting a shot at this
perfect woman you're not going to
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perfect woman you're not going to
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perfect woman you're not going to
convince her your Brad Pit to lay it out
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convince her your Brad Pit to lay it out
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convince her your Brad Pit to lay it out
I am a nervous and experienced guy who
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I am a nervous and experienced guy who
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I am a nervous and experienced guy who
can't believe I'm getting a chance with
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can't believe I'm getting a chance with
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can't believe I'm getting a chance with
a perfect woman like you if she goes for
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a perfect woman like you if she goes for
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a perfect woman like you if she goes for
it at least she'll like you for who you
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it at least she'll like you for who you
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it at least she'll like you for who you
really are isn't that what you
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really are isn't that what you
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really are isn't that what you
want and if all else
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it I'm going to take that yoga class oh
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it I'm going to take that yoga class oh
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it I'm going to take that yoga class oh
good the naked y
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good the naked y
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good the naked y
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[Laughter]
bye
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bye
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bye
Nate bye Miss
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Nate bye Miss
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Nate bye Miss
Gilbert let's do this hey um come on dad
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Gilbert let's do this hey um come on dad
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Gilbert let's do this hey um come on dad
I don't know if I feel like practicing
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I don't know if I feel like practicing
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I don't know if I feel like practicing
today seriously come on so what do you
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today seriously come on so what do you
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today seriously come on so what do you
uh what do you think of Linda
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uh what do you think of Linda
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uh what do you think of Linda
huh I don't know she's nice I
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huh I don't know she's nice I
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huh I don't know she's nice I
guess not that ass am I right she was my
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guess not that ass am I right she was my
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guess not that ass am I right she was my
English teacher in sixth grade I do not
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English teacher in sixth grade I do not
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English teacher in sixth grade I do not
get where you got this this puritanical
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get where you got this this puritanical
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get where you got this this puritanical
crap from all right listen I I really
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crap from all right listen I I really
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crap from all right listen I I really
like I like
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like I like
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like I like
her well that's nice Dad no I'm I'm
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her well that's nice Dad no I'm I'm
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her well that's nice Dad no I'm I'm
sorry um can I ask you a
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sorry um can I ask you a
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sorry um can I ask you a
question is the perfect woman the one
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question is the perfect woman the one
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question is the perfect woman the one
who makes you want to be a perfect
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who makes you want to be a perfect
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who makes you want to be a perfect
man uh
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man uh
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man uh
well who knows what the perfect woman is
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well who knows what the perfect woman is
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well who knows what the perfect woman is
you
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you
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you
know the perfect woman is the one that
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know the perfect woman is the one that
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know the perfect woman is the one that
you have not met yet
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you have not met yet
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you have not met yet
all right let's go shooting drill let's
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all right let's go shooting drill let's
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all right let's go shooting drill let's
do
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it come
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it come
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it come
on come on give it to me see it take the
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on come on give it to me see it take the
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on come on give it to me see it take the
shot Dad I think I'm just going to take
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shot Dad I think I'm just going to take
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shot Dad I think I'm just going to take
a run
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a run
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a run
today what no no hey where you going get
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today what no no hey where you going get
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today what no no hey where you going get
back here hey take the goddamn shot
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back here hey take the goddamn shot
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back here hey take the goddamn shot
right now
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you
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I remember you said that they were your
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I remember you said that they were your
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I remember you said that they were your
favorite
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favorite
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favorite
flowers what are you doing
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flowers what are you doing
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flowers what are you doing
here welcoming you home
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here welcoming you home
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here welcoming you home
um I'm sorry I thought you said
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um I'm sorry I thought you said
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um I'm sorry I thought you said
no uh no I I didn't necessarily mean the
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no uh no I I didn't necessarily mean the
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no uh no I I didn't necessarily mean the
minute I got back but uh
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minute I got back but uh
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minute I got back but uh
it's it's it's
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it's it's it's
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it's it's it's
okay uh you want to
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okay uh you want to
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okay uh you want to
drink um yeah sure
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drink um yeah sure
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drink um yeah sure
um scratch on the
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um scratch on the
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um scratch on the
Rocks uh single malt single grain
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Rocks uh single malt single grain
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Rocks uh single malt single grain
Blended um
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Blended um
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Blended um
what oh um actually to be honest I
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what oh um actually to be honest I
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what oh um actually to be honest I
haven't had Scotch before but I just
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haven't had Scotch before but I just
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haven't had Scotch before but I just
thought I sounded like a cool thing to
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thought I sounded like a cool thing to
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thought I sounded like a cool thing to
say I'm going to have some tea would you
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say I'm going to have some tea would you
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say I'm going to have some tea would you
like a cup
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like a cup
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like a cup
sure um how was your
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sure um how was your
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sure um how was your
trip it was
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trip it was
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trip it was
fine did you kill it with your
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paper it's uh it's sweet that you're
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paper it's uh it's sweet that you're
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paper it's uh it's sweet that you're
interested in my
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interested in my
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interested in my
work I really am
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we' been doing some reading brushing up
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we' been doing some reading brushing up
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we' been doing some reading brushing up
on the fundamentals ploh
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on the fundamentals ploh
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on the fundamentals ploh
Symposium
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Symposium
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Symposium
really yeah and how the whole philosophy
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really yeah and how the whole philosophy
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really yeah and how the whole philosophy
of love was started by um a woman named
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of love was started by um a woman named
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of love was started by um a woman named
D something um DEA yeah philosopher
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D something um DEA yeah philosopher
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D something um DEA yeah philosopher
Priestess yeah did you read what she
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Priestess yeah did you read what she
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Priestess yeah did you read what she
said about young people in
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said about young people in
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said about young people in
love you know I might have fallen asleep
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love you know I might have fallen asleep
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love you know I might have fallen asleep
before I got to that part
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before I got to that part
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before I got to that part
she said that young people should first
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she said that young people should first
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she said that young people should first
be taught to love one beautiful body
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be taught to love one beautiful body
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be taught to love one beautiful body
which will lead to an
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which will lead to an
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which will lead to an
appreciation of beauty in all
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appreciation of beauty in all
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appreciation of beauty in all
bodies she said that
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bodies she said that
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bodies she said that
mhm eventually one
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mhm eventually one
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mhm eventually one
transcends the physical and learns to
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transcends the physical and learns to
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transcends the physical and learns to
appreciate the beauty of the
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appreciate the beauty of the
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appreciate the beauty of the
Soul
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Soul
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Soul
finally one
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finally one
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finally one
experiences pure virtue and gains
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experiences pure virtue and gains
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experiences pure virtue and gains
immortality in the love of the
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immortality in the love of the
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immortality in the love of the
Gods and
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Gods and
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Gods and
this Plato argues
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this Plato argues
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this Plato argues
is the
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is the
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is the
importance of physical
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love
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love
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love
that's so
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it's on the timer leave it
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on you're so
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on you're so
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on you're so
beautiful you're beautiful and smart and
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beautiful you're beautiful and smart and
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beautiful you're beautiful and smart and
funny and amazing and I've Imad In This
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funny and amazing and I've Imad In This
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funny and amazing and I've Imad In This
Moment all summer
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have you ever seen Hawks have
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have you ever seen Hawks have
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have you ever seen Hawks have
sex they meet in the sky join together
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sex they meet in the sky join together
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sex they meet in the sky join together
while they're flying and Tumble down
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while they're flying and Tumble down
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while they're flying and Tumble down
together like nothing else matters like
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together like nothing else matters like
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together like nothing else matters like
there's no ground benath
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there's no ground benath
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there's no ground benath
them that's how I feel with
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you what's
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wrong I'm sorry why are you sorry I just
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wrong I'm sorry why are you sorry I just
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wrong I'm sorry why are you sorry I just
I I I can't do
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I I I can't do
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I I I can't do
this what did I do wrong I absolutely
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this what did I do wrong I absolutely
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this what did I do wrong I absolutely
nothing so what is
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nothing so what is
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nothing so what is
it it's just this this this means uh
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it it's just this this this means uh
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it it's just this this this means uh
this means more to you than but what
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this means more to you than but what
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this means more to you than but what
about Plato Symposium the priest is the
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about Plato Symposium the priest is the
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about Plato Symposium the priest is the
beauty of the Soul
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you just wanted this to be
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sex yeah I can do that no you can't it
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sex yeah I can do that no you can't it
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sex yeah I can do that no you can't it
doesn't have to mean anything to me
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doesn't have to mean anything to me
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doesn't have to mean anything to me
honestly like how can it not mean
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honestly like how can it not mean
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honestly like how can it not mean
something to you it's who you are I can
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something to you it's who you are I can
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something to you it's who you are I can
be different why would you why would you
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be different why would you why would you
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be different why would you why would you
want to you are a great kid you're
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want to you are a great kid you're
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want to you are a great kid you're
you're a great young man I'm old enough
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you're a great young man I'm old enough
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you're a great young man I'm old enough
this isn't about being too young
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I just thought I was some some Lawn Boy
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I just thought I was some some Lawn Boy
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I just thought I was some some Lawn Boy
no I'm I'm I'm sorry this was
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no I'm I'm I'm sorry this was
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no I'm I'm I'm sorry this was
just this was supposed to be a fun
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just this was supposed to be a fun
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just this was supposed to be a fun
thing this wasn't supposed to be a
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thing this wasn't supposed to be a
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thing this wasn't supposed to be a
relationship it couldn't be a
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relationship it couldn't be a
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relationship it couldn't be a
relationship
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relationship
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relationship
no
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469
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no seriously
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I think you should leave now
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your advice was terrible at least you
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your advice was terrible at least you
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your advice was terrible at least you
put yourself out there you took a risk
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put yourself out there you took a risk
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put yourself out there you took a risk
you went for the perfect experience
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you went for the perfect experience
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you went for the perfect experience
better than never trying trust me I'm
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better than never trying trust me I'm
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better than never trying trust me I'm
nowhere near that braak what do you
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nowhere near that braak what do you
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nowhere near that braak what do you
mean so you know German exchange
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mean so you know German exchange
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mean so you know German exchange
girl I actually never full on stuck with
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girl I actually never full on stuck with
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girl I actually never full on stuck with
him she wanted to
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him she wanted to
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him she wanted to
but something just wasn't
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but something just wasn't
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but something just wasn't
right I just kind of freaked out and
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right I just kind of freaked out and
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right I just kind of freaked out and
broke up up
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broke up up
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broke up up
there I'm
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there I'm
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there I'm
sorry why didn't you tell me I teased
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sorry why didn't you tell me I teased
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sorry why didn't you tell me I teased
you so much for waiting for the perfect
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you so much for waiting for the perfect
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you so much for waiting for the perfect
person and there I was doing the same
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person and there I was doing the same
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person and there I was doing the same
thing a while I wasn't sure if I just
506
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thing a while I wasn't sure if I just
507
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,910
thing a while I wasn't sure if I just
didn't like her but I think I'm just
508
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:40,920
didn't like her but I think I'm just
509
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,949
didn't like her but I think I'm just
maybe not into girls so you're uh not by
510
00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:44,959
maybe not into girls so you're uh not by
511
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:47,910
maybe not into girls so you're uh not by
then sounds so uncool but I'm pretty
512
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:47,920
then sounds so uncool but I'm pretty
513
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:52,309
then sounds so uncool but I'm pretty
sure I'm straight yeah too
514
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:52,319
515
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,949
bad CU being by doubles rods of finding
516
00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:54,959
bad CU being by doubles rods of finding
517
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,509
bad CU being by doubles rods of finding
the perfect person so there's no such
518
00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:57,519
the perfect person so there's no such
519
00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,790
the perfect person so there's no such
thing as perfect
520
00:15:59,790 --> 00:15:59,800
thing as perfect
521
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,150
thing as perfect
so I guess neither of us are ever going
522
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:01,160
so I guess neither of us are ever going
523
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:07,870
so I guess neither of us are ever going
to have sex nope
524
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:07,880
525
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,870
doomed although you know someone once
526
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:10,880
doomed although you know someone once
527
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,230
doomed although you know someone once
told me that there are always more
528
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:12,240
told me that there are always more
529
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,110
told me that there are always more
options than you think there are what's
530
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:14,120
options than you think there are what's
531
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,910
options than you think there are what's
that supposed to
532
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:16,920
533
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:33,740
mean nothing I guess
534
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:33,750
535
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:37,470
[Music]
536
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:37,480
537
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:41,590
you you to
538
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:41,600
539
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,910
see you to
540
00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:43,920
see you to
541
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,509
see you to
[Music]
542
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:45,519
[Music]
543
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:47,510
[Music]
see want you to
544
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:47,520
see want you to
545
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,629
see want you to
[Applause]
546
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:49,639
[Applause]
547
00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:54,710
[Applause]
see want you to see
548
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:54,720
549
00:16:54,720 --> 00:17:15,309
[Music]
550
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:15,319
551
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,559
h
552
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:18,569
553
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:25,300
[Music]
554
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:25,310
555
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,579
[Applause]
556
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:27,589
[Applause]
557
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,110
[Applause]
[Music]
558
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:29,120
[Music]
559
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,570
[Music]
oh
560
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:31,580
oh
561
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:35,140
oh
[Applause]
562
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:35,150
563
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:42,890
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