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Welcome to the Garage Show. I'm Michael
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Welcome to the Garage Show. I'm Michael
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Welcome to the Garage Show. I'm Michael
Costa. We've got so much to talk about
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Costa. We've got so much to talk about
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Costa. We've got so much to talk about
tonight. The Iran war doesn't have that
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tonight. The Iran war doesn't have that
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tonight. The Iran war doesn't have that
spark it used to. Ivanka and Jared are
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spark it used to. Ivanka and Jared are
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spark it used to. Ivanka and Jared are
buying a real fixerupper. And we finally
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buying a real fixerupper. And we finally
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buying a real fixerupper. And we finally
figure out how many murders is too many
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figure out how many murders is too many
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figure out how many murders is too many
murders for a candidate to do. Spoiler,
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murders for a candidate to do. Spoiler,
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murders for a candidate to do. Spoiler,
it's not zero. Hey, let's get into the
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it's not zero. Hey, let's get into the
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it's not zero. Hey, let's get into the
headlines.
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It seems like every day there's more
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It seems like every day there's more
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It seems like every day there's more
depressing news about the economy. Gas
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depressing news about the economy. Gas
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depressing news about the economy. Gas
is $5 a gallon. Raspberries are $8 a
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is $5 a gallon. Raspberries are $8 a
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is $5 a gallon. Raspberries are $8 a
pint, which sucks because my backup plan
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pint, which sucks because my backup plan
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pint, which sucks because my backup plan
was to fill up my car with smoothie.
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was to fill up my car with smoothie.
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was to fill up my car with smoothie.
Now, despite all this, it's inspiring to
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Now, despite all this, it's inspiring to
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Now, despite all this, it's inspiring to
know that even in these tough times,
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know that even in these tough times,
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know that even in these tough times,
there are everyday Americans out there
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there are everyday Americans out there
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there are everyday Americans out there
who are still able to make it work.
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who are still able to make it work.
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who are still able to make it work.
>> Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have
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>> Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have
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>> Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have
purchased their own island off the coast
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purchased their own island off the coast
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purchased their own island off the coast
of Albania. It's an unbelievable,
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of Albania. It's an unbelievable,
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of Albania. It's an unbelievable,
beautiful, 1400 hector private island in
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beautiful, 1400 hector private island in
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beautiful, 1400 hector private island in
the middle of the Mediterranean.
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the middle of the Mediterranean.
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the middle of the Mediterranean.
>> Let's give it up for this couple.
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>> Let's give it up for this couple.
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>> Let's give it up for this couple.
I mean, oh, I'm sorry. Do you guys not
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I mean, oh, I'm sorry. Do you guys not
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I mean, oh, I'm sorry. Do you guys not
have heck money?
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have heck money?
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have heck money?
And for those of you who are thinking,
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And for those of you who are thinking,
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And for those of you who are thinking,
"Hey, before buying a private island,
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"Hey, before buying a private island,
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"Hey, before buying a private island,
shouldn't billionaires maybe read the
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shouldn't billionaires maybe read the
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shouldn't billionaires maybe read the
room?" What you don't understand is the
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room?" What you don't understand is the
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room?" What you don't understand is the
island doesn't have rooms yet. They
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island doesn't have rooms yet. They
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island doesn't have rooms yet. They
can't lay the foundation for those rooms
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can't lay the foundation for those rooms
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can't lay the foundation for those rooms
until they burn down all those stupid
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until they burn down all those stupid
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until they burn down all those stupid
trees. Okay. And for the record, Jared
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trees. Okay. And for the record, Jared
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trees. Okay. And for the record, Jared
and Ivanka aren't scheming real estate
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and Ivanka aren't scheming real estate
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and Ivanka aren't scheming real estate
moguls going around the world snatching
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moguls going around the world snatching
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moguls going around the world snatching
up private islands. This was more of an
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up private islands. This was more of an
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up private islands. This was more of an
impulse buy.
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impulse buy.
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impulse buy.
>> We were on a friend's boat and we
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>> We were on a friend's boat and we
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>> We were on a friend's boat and we
stopped for a swim. Effectively, that's
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stopped for a swim. Effectively, that's
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stopped for a swim. Effectively, that's
how we found it. We swam to the islands.
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how we found it. We swam to the islands.
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how we found it. We swam to the islands.
We went on a hike barefoot all the way
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We went on a hike barefoot all the way
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We went on a hike barefoot all the way
up to the top and we were just
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up to the top and we were just
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up to the top and we were just
captivated.
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>> Oh yeah.
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I feel you, girl. I feel you. Been
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I feel you, girl. I feel you. Been
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I feel you, girl. I feel you. Been
there, done that. Except instead of the
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there, done that. Except instead of the
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there, done that. Except instead of the
Mediterranean and I was swimming in the
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Mediterranean and I was swimming in the
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Mediterranean and I was swimming in the
Hudson River and the island I hiked
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Hudson River and the island I hiked
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Hudson River and the island I hiked
barefoot was Staten Island. And instead
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barefoot was Staten Island. And instead
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barefoot was Staten Island. And instead
of buying it, I stepped on a needle and
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of buying it, I stepped on a needle and
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of buying it, I stepped on a needle and
got HPV. But I feel you. I feel you. I
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got HPV. But I feel you. I feel you. I
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got HPV. But I feel you. I feel you. I
just have one follow-up question. Can
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just have one follow-up question. Can
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just have one follow-up question. Can
you make this sound even more out of
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you make this sound even more out of
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you make this sound even more out of
touch?
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touch?
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touch?
>> You know, it's not even a business for
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>> You know, it's not even a business for
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>> You know, it's not even a business for
me. It feels more like a challenge than
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me. It feels more like a challenge than
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me. It feels more like a challenge than
anything else. The the culmination of
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anything else. The the culmination of
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anything else. The the culmination of
all of my experience in real estate, all
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all of my experience in real estate, all
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all of my experience in real estate, all
of my travel, a lot of reflection on how
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of my travel, a lot of reflection on how
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of my travel, a lot of reflection on how
I want to live, how I think people
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I want to live, how I think people
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I want to live, how I think people
increasingly are wanting to live, and
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increasingly are wanting to live, and
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increasingly are wanting to live, and
trying to
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trying to
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trying to
really build something that's a tangible
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really build something that's a tangible
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really build something that's a tangible
manifestation of that.
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manifestation of that.
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manifestation of that.
>> Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.
Of course. a tangible manifestation OF
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Of course. a tangible manifestation OF
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Of course. a tangible manifestation OF
THE WAY. COME ON, LADY. YOU'RE RICH AND
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THE WAY. COME ON, LADY. YOU'RE RICH AND
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THE WAY. COME ON, LADY. YOU'RE RICH AND
YOU BOUGHT AN ISLAND. Just say that.
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YOU BOUGHT AN ISLAND. Just say that.
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YOU BOUGHT AN ISLAND. Just say that.
Not everything has to be a deep
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Not everything has to be a deep
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Not everything has to be a deep
spiritual journey. You know, it's like
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spiritual journey. You know, it's like
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spiritual journey. You know, it's like
when you look up a chicken salad recipe
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when you look up a chicken salad recipe
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when you look up a chicken salad recipe
and you have to scroll through nine
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and you have to scroll through nine
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and you have to scroll through nine
pages of how the cook's grandparents
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pages of how the cook's grandparents
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pages of how the cook's grandparents
escaped the Balkan Wars in the back of a
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escaped the Balkan Wars in the back of a
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escaped the Balkan Wars in the back of a
donkey cart. So, did Nana use paprika or
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donkey cart. So, did Nana use paprika or
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donkey cart. So, did Nana use paprika or
mustard? Which one is it? But of course,
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mustard? Which one is it? But of course,
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mustard? Which one is it? But of course,
I'm kidding. I love Ivanka and I fully
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I'm kidding. I love Ivanka and I fully
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I'm kidding. I love Ivanka and I fully
support all of her endeavors. This place
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support all of her endeavors. This place
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support all of her endeavors. This place
sounds like paradise on Earth. The
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sounds like paradise on Earth. The
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sounds like paradise on Earth. The
planned 1,400 acre resort will also sit
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planned 1,400 acre resort will also sit
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planned 1,400 acre resort will also sit
where abandoned bunkers and decaying
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where abandoned bunkers and decaying
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where abandoned bunkers and decaying
buildings now stand. But Kushner and
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buildings now stand. But Kushner and
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buildings now stand. But Kushner and
Ivanka still face major hurdles,
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Ivanka still face major hurdles,
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Ivanka still face major hurdles,
including unexloded landmines and
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including unexloded landmines and
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including unexloded landmines and
weapons that remain on the island.
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If you like pina coladas
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If you like pina coladas
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If you like pina coladas
and unexloded landmines.
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and unexloded landmines.
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and unexloded landmines.
I mean, there's got to be an easier way
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I mean, there's got to be an easier way
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I mean, there's got to be an easier way
to divorce somebody.
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to divorce somebody.
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to divorce somebody.
Ivanka was on that island like Jared.
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Ivanka was on that island like Jared.
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Ivanka was on that island like Jared.
Smile. Hey, a little to the left. More
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Smile. Hey, a little to the left. More
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Smile. Hey, a little to the left. More
to the left. Hey, hop up and down,
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to the left. Hey, hop up and down,
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to the left. Hey, hop up and down,
Jared.
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Let's move on from Ivanka to the man
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Let's move on from Ivanka to the man
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Let's move on from Ivanka to the man
whose sperm made her, Donald Trump.
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whose sperm made her, Donald Trump.
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whose sperm made her, Donald Trump.
He's had a rough week. A judge ordered
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He's had a rough week. A judge ordered
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He's had a rough week. A judge ordered
his name off the Kennedy Center. HIS
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concert fell apart and they cancelled
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concert fell apart and they cancelled
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concert fell apart and they cancelled
the wet t-shirt contest at the
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the wet t-shirt contest at the
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the wet t-shirt contest at the
reflecting pool party.
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reflecting pool party.
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reflecting pool party.
He was going to win that one, too. The
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He was going to win that one, too. The
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He was going to win that one, too. The
only thing Trump had going for him was
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only thing Trump had going for him was
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only thing Trump had going for him was
the $1.8 billion slush fund he got from
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the $1.8 billion slush fund he got from
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the $1.8 billion slush fund he got from
the Justice Department. And now there's
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the Justice Department. And now there's
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the Justice Department. And now there's
bad news with that, too.
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bad news with that, too.
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bad news with that, too.
>> On Monday, House Speaker Mike Johnson
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>> On Monday, House Speaker Mike Johnson
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>> On Monday, House Speaker Mike Johnson
met with Trump to talk about the fund
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met with Trump to talk about the fund
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met with Trump to talk about the fund
amid GOP backlash. Shortly afterward,
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amid GOP backlash. Shortly afterward,
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amid GOP backlash. Shortly afterward,
CBS News learned the administration plan
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CBS News learned the administration plan
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CBS News learned the administration plan
to scrap it.
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to scrap it.
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to scrap it.
>> What? ARE YOU
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>> Are you telling me that instead of just
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>> Are you telling me that instead of just
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>> Are you telling me that instead of just
going along with whatever Trump says,
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going along with whatever Trump says,
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going along with whatever Trump says,
members of Congress can actually stand
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members of Congress can actually stand
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members of Congress can actually stand
up to him? that they can provide some
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up to him? that they can provide some
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up to him? that they can provide some
kind of check and or balance.
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kind of check and or balance.
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kind of check and or balance.
That's great. It's not as great that he
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That's great. It's not as great that he
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That's great. It's not as great that he
pushed us so far that the check and/or
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pushed us so far that the check and/or
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pushed us so far that the check and/or
balance is not using illegal money to
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balance is not using illegal money to
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balance is not using illegal money to
pay pedophiles for storming the capital,
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pay pedophiles for storming the capital,
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pay pedophiles for storming the capital,
but still good on you, Congress. It just
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but still good on you, Congress. It just
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but still good on you, Congress. It just
goes to show that if you knuckle down
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goes to show that if you knuckle down
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goes to show that if you knuckle down
and power through, you can do the bare
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and power through, you can do the bare
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and power through, you can do the bare
minimum at your job.
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minimum at your job.
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minimum at your job.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
And that should shut up the haters who
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And that should shut up the haters who
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And that should shut up the haters who
keep saying the only thing Congress is
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keep saying the only thing Congress is
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keep saying the only thing Congress is
good at is insider trading. So yeah,
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good at is insider trading. So yeah,
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good at is insider trading. So yeah,
Trump's on a losing streak, but as my
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Trump's on a losing streak, but as my
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Trump's on a losing streak, but as my
penis doctor always says, it's never too
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penis doctor always says, it's never too
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penis doctor always says, it's never too
late to turn things around.
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Trump could still make a deal with Iran,
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Trump could still make a deal with Iran,
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Trump could still make a deal with Iran,
and he keeps saying they're close. So
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and he keeps saying they're close. So
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and he keeps saying they're close. So
really, it could be any day now. 95 days
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really, it could be any day now. 95 days
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really, it could be any day now. 95 days
into this war and with talks on the
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into this war and with talks on the
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into this war and with talks on the
brink of collapse. Complicating the
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brink of collapse. Complicating the
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brink of collapse. Complicating the
deal, Israel's incursion into Lebanon,
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deal, Israel's incursion into Lebanon,
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deal, Israel's incursion into Lebanon,
advancing deeper in the region to fight
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advancing deeper in the region to fight
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advancing deeper in the region to fight
Iranianbacked Hezbollah. Iran
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Iranianbacked Hezbollah. Iran
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Iranianbacked Hezbollah. Iran
threatening to call the talks with the
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threatening to call the talks with the
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threatening to call the talks with the
US entirely off.
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US entirely off.
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US entirely off.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Iran is
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>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Iran is
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>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Iran is
stopping a peace deal with us because
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stopping a peace deal with us because
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stopping a peace deal with us because
Israel is bombing Lebanon. Damn it,
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Israel is bombing Lebanon. Damn it,
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Israel is bombing Lebanon. Damn it,
Israel. Why do you keep bombing stuff?
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Israel. Why do you keep bombing stuff?
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Israel. Why do you keep bombing stuff?
Is it because we keep selling you bombs?
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Is it because we keep selling you bombs?
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Is it because we keep selling you bombs?
That can't be the reason. There's got to
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That can't be the reason. There's got to
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That can't be the reason. There's got to
be another reason.
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be another reason.
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be another reason.
But still,
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But still,
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But still,
this is a disaster. If the peace talks
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this is a disaster. If the peace talks
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this is a disaster. If the peace talks
fail, then that means the war is back
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fail, then that means the war is back
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fail, then that means the war is back
on. And that means that all the death
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on. And that means that all the death
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on. And that means that all the death
and destruction and carnage is going to
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and destruction and carnage is going to
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and destruction and carnage is going to
raise gas prices before my big road
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raise gas prices before my big road
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raise gas prices before my big road
trip. I was really looking forward to
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trip. I was really looking forward to
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trip. I was really looking forward to
showing my kids all the amazing places
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showing my kids all the amazing places
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showing my kids all the amazing places
in this country where they can watch
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in this country where they can watch
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in this country where they can watch
Blueie on their iPads.
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The point is, I'm terrified. And I bet
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The point is, I'm terrified. And I bet
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The point is, I'm terrified. And I bet
Trump must be nervous as hell, too.
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Trump must be nervous as hell, too.
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Trump must be nervous as hell, too.
>> President Trump says he doesn't care if
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>> President Trump says he doesn't care if
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>> President Trump says he doesn't care if
peace negotiations are over. Trump said,
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peace negotiations are over. Trump said,
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peace negotiations are over. Trump said,
quote, "I don't care if they're over.
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quote, "I don't care if they're over.
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quote, "I don't care if they're over.
Honestly, I really don't care. I
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Honestly, I really don't care. I
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Honestly, I really don't care. I
couldn't care less. If they're over,
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couldn't care less. If they're over,
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couldn't care less. If they're over,
they're over."
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they're over."
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they're over."
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. You okay, dude?
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. You okay, dude?
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. You okay, dude?
Why do you sound like the Iran deal
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Why do you sound like the Iran deal
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Why do you sound like the Iran deal
broke up with you for your best friend?
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broke up with you for your best friend?
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broke up with you for your best friend?
Peace talks weren't even that pretty.
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Peace talks weren't even that pretty.
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Peace talks weren't even that pretty.
Listen, Mr. President, you got to
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Listen, Mr. President, you got to
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Listen, Mr. President, you got to
complete these peace talks because I
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complete these peace talks because I
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complete these peace talks because I
think I speak for all Americans when I
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think I speak for all Americans when I
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think I speak for all Americans when I
say we don't want our soldiers overseas
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say we don't want our soldiers overseas
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say we don't want our soldiers overseas
in the Middle East. We want them where
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in the Middle East. We want them where
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in the Middle East. We want them where
they belong. Diffusing landmines on
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they belong. Diffusing landmines on
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they belong. Diffusing landmines on
Ivanka's Island.
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Ivanka's Island.
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Ivanka's Island.
Now, Trump,
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>> how can you not care about this?
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>> how can you not care about this?
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>> how can you not care about this?
>> He went on to say, quote, "Frankly, I
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>> He went on to say, quote, "Frankly, I
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>> He went on to say, quote, "Frankly, I
thought they started to get very
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thought they started to get very
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thought they started to get very
boring."
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boring."
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boring."
>> Boring.
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>> Boring.
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>> Boring.
Boring. Oh, I'm sorry. Is wrapping up
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Boring. Oh, I'm sorry. Is wrapping up
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Boring. Oh, I'm sorry. Is wrapping up
the war you started not interesting
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the war you started not interesting
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the war you started not interesting
enough?
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enough?
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enough?
Yes, peace talks are boring. But guess
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Yes, peace talks are boring. But guess
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Yes, peace talks are boring. But guess
what? Important things are boring. like
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what? Important things are boring. like
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what? Important things are boring. like
picking up your kids from school. That's
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picking up your kids from school. That's
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picking up your kids from school. That's
why I don't do it. A life hack.
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why I don't do it. A life hack.
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why I don't do it. A life hack.
The school will just drop them off at
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The school will just drop them off at
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The school will just drop them off at
your house. They'll tell you they won't
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your house. They'll tell you they won't
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your house. They'll tell you they won't
do it again. But guess what? They don't
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do it again. But guess what? They don't
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do it again. But guess what? They don't
want your kids either.
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But all right, I guess the president
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But all right, I guess the president
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But all right, I guess the president
couldn't care less about Netanyahu
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couldn't care less about Netanyahu
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couldn't care less about Netanyahu
dragging him back into a very boring
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dragging him back into a very boring
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dragging him back into a very boring
war. The president initially said he
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war. The president initially said he
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war. The president initially said he
couldn't care less, but hours later he
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couldn't care less, but hours later he
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couldn't care less, but hours later he
was on the phone with Israeli Prime
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was on the phone with Israeli Prime
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was on the phone with Israeli Prime
Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Sources
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Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Sources
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Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Sources
describing the call as tense with
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describing the call as tense with
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describing the call as tense with
President Trump fuming at Netanyahu over
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President Trump fuming at Netanyahu over
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President Trump fuming at Netanyahu over
the escalation.
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the escalation.
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the escalation.
>> Well, well, well. Turns out he only
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>> Well, well, well. Turns out he only
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>> Well, well, well. Turns out he only
pretended not to care, but he actually
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pretended not to care, but he actually
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pretended not to care, but he actually
did care. Just like me when my penis
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did care. Just like me when my penis
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did care. Just like me when my penis
doctor said it actually is too late to
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doctor said it actually is too late to
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doctor said it actually is too late to
turn things around.
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YEAH, COST HIS PENIS.
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YEAH, COST HIS PENIS.
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YEAH, COST HIS PENIS.
BUT LOOK, Trump and BB have been best
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BUT LOOK, Trump and BB have been best
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BUT LOOK, Trump and BB have been best
friends for a while. So, how tense could
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friends for a while. So, how tense could
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friends for a while. So, how tense could
this call really have been?
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this call really have been?
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this call really have been?
>> Axios reports that Trump said to
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>> Axios reports that Trump said to
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>> Axios reports that Trump said to
Netanyahu, "You're crazy. You'd be in
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Netanyahu, "You're crazy. You'd be in
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Netanyahu, "You're crazy. You'd be in
prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving
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prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving
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prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving
your ass."
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your ass."
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your ass."
>> The president added, quote, "Everybody
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>> The president added, quote, "Everybody
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>> The president added, quote, "Everybody
hates you now.
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hates you now.
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hates you now.
>> DAMN.
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>> DAMN.
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>> DAMN.
EVERYBODY hates you now."
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EVERYBODY hates you now."
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EVERYBODY hates you now."
The president then added, "Best friends
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The president then added, "Best friends
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The president then added, "Best friends
for never.
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for never.
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for never.
TT L talk to you. Never."
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It seems that Trump is starting to
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It seems that Trump is starting to
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It seems that Trump is starting to
suspect that Netanyahu might be
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suspect that Netanyahu might be
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suspect that Netanyahu might be
deliberately derailing the peace talks
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deliberately derailing the peace talks
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deliberately derailing the peace talks
just to keep the United States in the
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just to keep the United States in the
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just to keep the United States in the
war.
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war.
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war.
To which I'd like to say, ding ding
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To which I'd like to say, ding ding
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To which I'd like to say, ding ding
ding, dumbass.
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Why are we always watching Donald Trump
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Why are we always watching Donald Trump
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Why are we always watching Donald Trump
discover that everyone else knew
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discover that everyone else knew
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discover that everyone else knew
this whole time?
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this whole time?
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this whole time?
>> He had no idea that peace in the Middle
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>> He had no idea that peace in the Middle
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>> He had no idea that peace in the Middle
East is hard. He had no idea that the
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East is hard. He had no idea that the
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East is hard. He had no idea that the
Straight of Hormuz is where oil goes
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Straight of Hormuz is where oil goes
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Straight of Hormuz is where oil goes
through. And now he's like, "Wait a
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through. And now he's like, "Wait a
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through. And now he's like, "Wait a
minute. Does anyone else think the
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minute. Does anyone else think the
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minute. Does anyone else think the
international war criminal is kind of
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international war criminal is kind of
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international war criminal is kind of
shady?"
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This guy was so clueless.
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This guy was so clueless about
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This guy was so clueless about
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This guy was so clueless about
Netanyahu, it makes you think maybe he
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Netanyahu, it makes you think maybe he
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Netanyahu, it makes you think maybe he
didn't know what Jeffrey Epstein was
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didn't know what Jeffrey Epstein was
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didn't know what Jeffrey Epstein was
doing.
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doing.
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doing.
But Donald, yeah, you guys don't know
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But Donald, yeah, you guys don't know
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But Donald, yeah, you guys don't know
how to listen to that joke. But Donald,
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how to listen to that joke. But Donald,
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how to listen to that joke. But Donald,
this is a turning point. Are you going
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this is a turning point. Are you going
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this is a turning point. Are you going
to buckle down and commit to ending this
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to buckle down and commit to ending this
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to buckle down and commit to ending this
war, no matter how boring it is? I know
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war, no matter how boring it is? I know
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war, no matter how boring it is? I know
it's tough, but all the world wants is
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it's tough, but all the world wants is
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it's tough, but all the world wants is
for the chaos to subside and the world
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for the chaos to subside and the world
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for the chaos to subside and the world
to get back to normal. And a peace deal
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to get back to normal. And a peace deal
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to get back to normal. And a peace deal
with Iran would be But it would be Wait,
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with Iran would be But it would be Wait,
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with Iran would be But it would be Wait,
what am I trying to say? a tangible
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what am I trying to say? a tangible
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what am I trying to say? a tangible
message.
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message.
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message.
>> That's right. Yes. That's right.
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