All language subtitles for Scrubs (2026) - S01E02 - My 2nd First Day (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Celdra)

- You ready
for your first day, Chief?
- I sure am, Chief.

And tonight's
my welcome dinner.
You're coming, right?

Absolutely.

If someone at your table
doesn't show up, you're
allowed to eat their cake.

Wait a minute, I know
that smirk. You got me
a present, didn't you?

I did.

Oh, my God.

No, no,
this isn't your present.
Their bus jumped a median.

I got you these. "Two chiefs."

- Oh, my God.
- I know.

My littlest made them for us.

Mine's chocolate.
Yours is vanilla.

- I'll take brown.
- Okay.

We're gonna need
a secret handshake.

I worked on that
at four o'clock in the morning.

You ready? This is how it goes.

We go, "Two chiefs,"
high five, bring it down, boom.

- And then jazz hands
if we have time.
- Sure.

Hey, kid, do me a favor.
Give us a beat.

Throw some stank on it.
This is our first chief strut.

Make it nasty.

♪ Where my horns at? ♪

Okay, our next patient...
Blake?

This is Ms. Flynn, 42,
admitted with edema, fatigue.

My very first rounds
with my interns.

I needed to establish
my teaching style. Be firm.

That's not gonna cut it,
buddy boy.

But I correctly diagnosed her,
and she's being discharged.

Oh, sorry. To be honest,
I was thinking
about my teaching style.

Great job, buddy boy.

Next patient.

You've never been good at
being mean.

Try super friendly
with fun nicknames.

Okay, this is
Stanley Campos, admitted
for cardiac amyloidosis.

He's hyponatremic.
Who can tell me why?

It's hypervolemic hyponatremia,
secondary to
congestive heart failure.

Nice job, Dr. Tosh.
You are on fire today.

I'm gonna call you--

"Hot Mouth"?
You called an intern
"Hot Mouth"?

Dr. Tosh was answering
every question right.
She was on fire.

Dr. Dorian, in the future,
I'm going to need you to--

Wait, I know. Bring it down.

- Okay,
leave the gestures to me.
- Oh.

In the future,
I'm going to need you
to stop and think.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
my next meeting
is going to be a long one.

Speaking
of things that are long--

Nope,
I'm not gonna finish that.

The Big Dog has learned
that's not appropriate.

- Oh.
- Todd, you're showing
huge growth.

Well,
then you should see my do--

♪ I can't do this all
On my own ♪

♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪

♪ I'm no Superman ♪

Being Chief of Medicine
was an opportunity
to change the culture,

to treat interns with dignity,
and to put
patient care above profits.

I had been chosen
by the best to ever do it.

And even though
they painted him
like a serial killer,

I'm not going to let him down.

I know you're thinking
you won't let him down,

but I can assure you,
you most definitely will.

You haven't worked
at a hospital in over 15 years

and you think you can prance in
here like a gay little reindeer

ready to lead Santa's sleigh,
even though Rudolph
was there before you.

Rudolph worked harder,
and Rudolph deserves it more.

I'm guessing you're Rudolph.

Just like in the movies,
every hospital
has a hero and a villain.

Appletini. Shaken, not stirred.

The name's Dorian, John Dorian.

Seriously? You made me the
Asian villain with no lines?

And yet, here you are talking.

That was definitely not shaken.

Listen, when I see
something I want, I get it.

You see those two
gorgeous surgeons back there?

Before they met me,
they were married,

and then I banged them both.

Wow,
that is a lot of input for me
first thing in the morning.

That's exactly what they said.

- What is your point?
- I'm very good at sex.

No, what is your macro point?

I don't quit
until I get what I want.

He banged them both.

How are you?

I was gonna check in
'cause I know
you've had a rough week,

but then I realized, it's funny
really, that we don't have
each other's numbers.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Okay, Asher, your patient.
Take it away.

Stanley, or as I call him,
Stan the Man...

We're not doing
nicknames anymore.

Dodged a bullet there, bud.

Anyway, Stanley here
has a heart full of joy.

Well, his chart says he has
a heart full of
protein deposits,

so maybe start with that.

Stanley,
are you taking your medication?

I am.

Yeah, Ashy here has been
really worried about me,

but I'm doing,
you know, I'm doing all r--

Oh, my God.
Is he coding? He's coding.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Gotcha.

He almost started
chest compressions

and broke most of your ribs,
but good one.

Let's get a TDM
and check the level of meds
in his system.

- After you.
- Thank you.

Bowl head.

He's crashing.

Nurse, compressions.
Tosh, intubate.

Visualize the larynx.

Get the tube in place.

I'm in. But his jaw fell off.

Am I gonna get sued for this?

- Should I fix it, or--
- No, you don't
have to fix this.

Okay.

You have to fix this.

I'm the head of the hospital
simulation program.

These mannequins are so old,

they don't even think
I should have
the right to vote.

Is that Norm?
Oh, he and I go way back.

I put my mouth on him
before I ever put my mouth
on you.

Pay attention.

Every other hospital has
a high-tech simulation program

with mannequins
that provide real-time vitals.

It's a big expense, J.D.,

but this is your chance
to actually make a difference
around here.

You know what,
Elliot, thank you for bringing
this to my attention.

- I'm going to approve it.
- Yes!

I owed it to Norm.
He made me a better kisser.

We won't ever tell her
what really happened,
Norm, will we?

I felt good about my decision.

Cutting-edge technology
was the best way to give
interns hands-on experience.

None of you are allowed
to touch my surgical robot.

That is my robot.
Whose robot is it?

- Your robot.
- Exactly.

When it arrives,
if you plan on using it,

you will have to finish
every single training module.

- Dr. Turk?
- Yes?

I'm in the middle of
an 18-hour shift.

When am I supposed to
learn all this without
losing my mind?

That is a great question,
Dashana.

What is that not, everyone?

Your problem.

Exactly, exactly.

Matter of fact,
don't even look at this
no more.

Hi. Hospital-mandated nap time
about to go down.

Thankfully, I have
my Winston smart sleep mask.

Thank you, Winston.

Hey, could you create content
elsewhere? I'm just...
I'm trying to sleep.

Oops, sorry.

I just have to say,
I've followed you
since med school.

Huge fan.

Sorry.

I really like your sleep mask.
My aunt knitted mine.

She has arthritis
and can't tighten the knots.

It lets in a lot of light,
but I just count the holes
till I fall asleep.

It's like, uh, counting stars.

They send me these for free.

They're Velcro,
so they wrap around your head.

Maybe you can wrap it
around your mouths

so I can take part
in the mandated
30-minute REM sleep.

Thank you.

My God.

Stanley, your blood work show
that you aren't taking
your medication.

I... I'm-I'm taking it.

The lab results don't lie,
Stanley.

Even with my insurance,

it's like a thousand bucks
for 90 pills.

So I take two
a week instead of one a day.

Makes them last longer.

It's all I can afford.

A thousand dollars
for 90 pills?

The NHS isn't perfect,
but you do realize all our
prescriptions only cost $10?

How the hell is anyone
supposed to afford to live in
this country if they get sick?

Well, if you're ugly,
there's GoFundMe. If you look
like me, it's OnlyFans.

Good heavens.

Look, you don't have time
to get involved. You have
too many patients to see.

Hey, dummies.
Let's go, ticktock.

To maximize profits,
doctors are required to
see five patients every hour.

That's only 12 minutes
per patient.

It can feel a bit mechanical.

Move, move. Let's go, people.
Let's go.

- Pupils equal and reactive.
- O2 topped off.

- Fluids topped up.
- Pressure check.

- Ticktock. Let's go!
- Reflexes intact.

- Go, go, go.
- Lights in.

- And clear.
- Let's go. Let's go.

- One, two, three. Sacred Heart!
- Sacred Heart!

You know what?
I'm changing the culture
around here.

Don't worry about Dr. Park.

You call the insurance company.

You do whatever
you need to do for Stanley.

But what about my patients?

I'll cover them.

Trust me,
they won't notice you're gone.

That's not nice.

Thank you, Dr. Dorian.
I'll call his insurance company
now.

And there it was,

the look that I had given
Dr. Cox so many times,

the one that said--

Dr. Dorian, you're the mentor
I've always dreamed of.

Ooh. It sounded
even better in British.

Next stop on Chief, day one,
it was time to double down

and bond with the most
important people
in the hospital.

Hello, charge nurses.

You two are a fun pair.
I'm gonna call you...

Uh-uh.

...by your given names.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- Mine's John Dorian.
- Oh, you better not be.

- Oh, but I am.
- Nope.

Retracted.
I'm the new chief of medicine.

- You're Dr. Reid's ex-husband.
- We've heard all about you.

Taking a mistress,
cheating on that queen.

- Beautiful queen.
- Cheating on that
beautiful queen.

- I never cheated on that queen.
- Beautiful queen.

I never cheated on
that beautiful queen.

- Mmm...
- Mmm...

- Mm-mmm.
- Mmm...

Mm-mmm!

A mistress, Elliot?

You're telling people
I cheated? That's a lie.

I never said that.

I mean, sure,
I vented about our marriage,

but it was basic stuff
like how we drifted apart,

or how you reloaded
the dishwasher
every time I loaded it.

Cups don't go on the bottom,
Elliot. That's what
the top shelf is for.

Oh, relax, J.D.
You know how
hospital gossip is.

It takes on a life of its own.

I get it. It's just that
I'm the chief now and I can't
have people hating me.

I know. Thanks so much again
for the sim lab upgrade.

Okay, so some people
had the wrong idea about me.

I didn't need
everyone to be a fan.

I'm gonna need you
to stop fangirling
over that med intern.

- Got it. Will do.
- Thank you.

- But I just
find her so inspiring.
- Oh, my God, dude.

I find her ridiculous.
You kidding me?

Oh, hi, I'm Dr. Tosh.
Uh, I'm eating lunch.

Oh, I can't eat lunch
without telling you
I'm eating lunch.

Comment what I should eat
for lunch tomorrow.

Like...

- Hey!
- Hey.

I don't think I was supposed
to hear that,
but I'm glad I did.

I'm sorry,
I get secondhand embarrassment
and I need a minute.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Have you heard these rumors
about me having a mistress?

Yep. But you can't stop
hospital gossip,
so I hooked you up.

I made her a really sexy
Brazilian woman
named Valentina.

You want to hear
some of the stuff
y'all got into?

No, but I bet
Valentina has caramel skin.

You know she does.

Mmm. Valentina.

I... I just hope all the gossip
doesn't undermine
my "chiefing."

Hey, look at me.

Your "chiefing" is amazing,
and I mean that.

- Look at that guy right there.
- Yes, hi.

I'm trying to get a voucher
for my patient's medicine.

He's over there
fighting the good fight
because you taught him that.

I'm proud of you, Chief.

Two chiefs.

I'll see you later.

- Can I help you?
- Oh, I'm just here
for the show.

What show?

What the hell?
I'm not getting my robot
because of you?

You know what?
You can keep your damn
chief bracelet.

How dare you?

The board froze my funding

'cause apparently you approved
some sim lab for Elliot.

- Who told you that?
- He did.

- Oh, I did.
- What the hell, J.D.?

- Drag him.
- I just got a text

that I might not be
getting my sim lab

- because of
Turk's stupid robot.
- I sent that one too.

The board said
there's only room
in the budget for one of them.

So what's it gonna be, Chief?

Okay, everybody just calm down.
I need a minute.

And more drama in three,
two, one.

Dr. Dorian, I need a minute.

Bring us home, Sibby.

Not a big deal,
but did you tell
this little English Chalamet

to do what it takes to help
his patient with insurance?

- Yes, I did.
- I lied about
the not-a-big-deal part.

Can you tell him what you said?

Well, I lost my temper
with the person on the phone.
I'm sorry.

You did a bit more than
lose your temper

with the person on the phone,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

What happened to no nicknames?

He screamed a curse word
that they use over in London

that no one in this nation
would ever have the audacity
to yell in a hospital,

except maybe in gynecology.

Okay, listen,
I'm gonna fix this.

Everyone get out of here.
Just give me a minute.

You, take this. Go.

You're out your mind
if you think
I'm gonna wear this.

Bravo, Chief.

I mean,
you promised Elliot a sim lab
without checking the budget,

or you would have known that
that robot would bring in

much-needed revenue
for this hospital.

You're a people-pleaser.
You wanna help everybody,
Dr. Dorian?

You can take a look at this
and make sure the hospital
stays open.

Okay. We will.

- We definitely will.
- I looked at the numbers.

The robot will bring in money.
The sim lab will cost us money.

I'm sorry, Elliot.

Even though
I wanted to be Asher's hero...

Focus on your patient load
and discharge Stanley.

- Are you being serious?
- Dead serious.

...sometimes
you have to be the villain.

- Wanna hit the buffet?
- Fine.

Let's do it.

I know I hit a wall
with Stanley's insurance
and the drug company,

- but there's got to be
another way.
- Not for us.

It's up to Mr. Campos
to figure that out now.

I took a Hippocratic oath
to first do no harm.

Letting this man
slowly kill himself because
he can't afford medicine

is definitely causing him harm.

Asher, I have a hospital
to run, and you have many
patients to see.

That is your job.

Around here,
victories are short-lived.

- What did we get?
- The robot.

- And what do we do?
- The robot.

Let's go. Ay. Ay.

Sorry about your sim lab,
Elliot.

Oh, not your fault.
Of course J.D. sided with you.

It's always been that way.
I don't know why I even tried.

Elliot. Elliot.

What the hell was that?

- I'ma need you to hold, please.
- I don't know, Turk.

I guess I just wish J.D.
would prioritize me
the way he does you.

- Oh...
- Okay. You sound crazy
right now.

- What did he just call her?
- Crazy.

- Oh, no, he didn't.
- Oh, yes, he did, Francois.

Yes, he did.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

Damn, y'all supposed to be
on my side.

- Why? 'Cause you're Black?
- No, 'cause we Black.

You do not get
preferential treatment
over that fine queen.

- She's been through too much.
- Too much.

- But take some of this lotion,
baby.
- For what?

For them ashy-ass elbows
you got walking over here.

Come on.
You gotta protect
that beautiful melanin.

- Yeah. Get on in.
- Get in there. Absolutely.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Thirty seconds.
Yes, thank you.

He's fine as hell,
but I will never let him know

- 'cause he's...
- Girl, he gonna do you wrong.

So... that thing happened.

Uh... And, look,
I didn't mean for you
to hear it.

And... hopefully
it won't happen again.

Um... I think that would be
a really good apology...

- Okay.
- ...except for the part

where you didn't
say sorry at all.

Well, I'm not good
at apologizing, okay?

But I shouldn't have
said what I said,
and I feel bad about it.

Oh, my God! Can you stop
popping out of places
like that girl from The Ring?

I accept your apology, Dashana.

Look,
is what I do silly? Sometimes.

Have guys offered to buy
my socks after a 36-hour shift?
All the time.

- Ew.
- Thankfully,
I haven't had to go there,

but the money I've made
from brand partnerships

has helped me pay off every
single medical school loan.

- You've got no loans?
- Mm-hmm.

- Damn.
- Told you.

Sorry.

That is inspirational.

Told you.

Yeah, uh,
J.D. does prioritize me,

and I'm sorry if our friendship
got in between you guys.

It's not even
about the funding, Turk.

I mean, how many times
have you and I actually spoken

since J.D. and I separated?

Elliot, we speak a lot.

DMing me Star Wars memes
does not count.

I get that people
choose sides,

but I just never thought
that you would disappear.

I don't think I'm...
I'm not choosing sides.
I'm, um...

I just don't know
how to be anymore.

I don't know,
I guess I just default
to ignoring it all.

I met you and J.D.
at the exact same time
25 years ago.

- You remember?
- Yeah.

- We were playing Pac-Man.
- Playing Pac-Man.

Look, I get that
he's your best friend, but...

you're my friend too, and...

I miss you.

I'm sorry. You're so right.

I can be better,
and I will be better,
I promise.

You better.

Oh. Heading to your big dinner?

- Yeah, it should be fun.
- Yes, professional fun.

Just don't do anything
crazy like...

or...

Wow. Sounds like
you've had some fun nights.

Let's just say
I wasn't always a saint.

I used to do a lot of...

I'm not resisting!
I'm not resisting!

Anyway, have a great night.

Okay.

Oh, you're from England?

I'm going in the spring.
Any tips?

Cut down on your sodium.

Your blood pressure's
reaching stroke levels.

You okay?

I'm just not sure
this is what I signed up for.

I think maybe
you just need some sleep.

In a hospital,
we experience loss every day,

but one of the worst kinds
is the loss of hope.

I was in a free fall
and I needed some answers.

- I knew just who to turn to.
- Coming through.

Excuse me, I'm kind of
in the middle of something.

So are we.
We're making space
for the new guy.

New guy?

And then it hit me.

If I was looking for answers,
they'd have to come from me.

It was all on my shoulders now.

- Hello?
- Dr. Tarses?

This is Dr. Tarses.

Hey, I need a favor.

Let me see your phone.

Just don't make it weird
or I'll change my number.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

Hey.

- What's this?
- Three months of samples
for Stanley.

I called a bunch of
concierge doctors

and had to promise clinic hours
and some guest lectures.

Wow. Thank you.

Look, I'll do my best to get
an actual doctor on the phone

at Stanley's insurance,

but I need you to know
we can't do this for everyone.

You're gonna meet
a whole lot of Stanleys
in your career with...

with bills they can't pay
and treatments
they can't afford,

and if you let
every single one of them
break your heart,

you're gonna have
a very short career.

Look at me.

We do the most good we can
in a single shift,

and then, as hard as it is,
we go home.

That is the job.

Now I'll go get on the phone,
you go get some rest.

Every doctor wants
their hero moment...

Ashy...

- You're welcome.
- Get over here.

...but it's not always
like it is
in a James Bond movie.

Our hero moments

- can be mind-numbingly tedious.
- Representative.

And any action
involves a lot of holding.

Your wait time
is 2 hours 58 minutes.

Representative!

And holding.

And holding.

And sometimes you hold so long,
the villain even
eats your cake.

But when this work
makes you fall apart...

It takes a steady hand.
Remember that.

Are you saying
I don't have a steady hand?

Steady hand. Watch this.

...someone is there
to patch you up.

- This actually is incredible.
- I know.

I love it.

At the end of the day,
we do whatever it takes
to help people.

Representative!

Buddy, your welcome dinner
was off the chain!

I said some really nice things
about you,
and I brought you cake.

Thank you.

I gotta be here late.
You wanna hang with me?

I don't, but I will.

Bracelet code.

Two chiefs!

- Ooh, it's caramel,
like Valentina.
- Oh, yeah.

Speaking of which,
uh, what did me
and my fake mistress get into?

Starts off
on the tropical island of Cuba.

- Go on. Mmm.
- The air is hot,

but not as hot as Valentina
looks in her bikini.

I bet it's the thong kind.

Oh, it is.

Her twin saunters up.

Thank you for holding.

Oh, now you pick up?