All language subtitles for Pacific Banana xx

Good day to you. Let me introduce
myself.

I'm the fairy godfather of the hero,
poor boy of this little tale. I'm afraid

can't show myself. No one believes in
fairies these days. Not my type, anyway.

But I'm digressing. Our hero has a
problem. I try to help it. Do you think

listens? Not a bit of it.

Just be quiet or he'll damage me. Here
he is.

I've, uh... I've got a problem.

It's a bit embarrassing, really.

For all I know, I might be the only
person in history with such a problem.

It all started with Lady Blanding.
Arrogant young pup.

Of course other people have his problem.
He's not unique.

Unique? Sorry.

Hello there.

Ah, hello, Lady Blanding. Are you
enjoying the flight?

No. I'm bored back here all by myself.

I thought I'd come and look at your
joystick.

Careful, lad.

I haven't got one.

Oh, you poor thing.

They can do wonders in Sweden, you know.

I'm on automatic pilot, actually.

Oh.

Then what are you doing with your hands?

Careful.

Nothing. That's torn it. There's no hope
for you. Look, I could lose my job, you

know. Don't worry.

I've got the perfect opening for you.

Like waving your arm in a warm room,
I'll be bound.

Special flight 206.

I'm pretty good.

Martin,

a voracious female is worse than a
rampant bull. You mark my words. Listen

me, lad. Get out while you can.

Special flight 206.

What the hell's going on up there?
You're in priority.

Fight her off, lad.

You'll lose your life.

You'll take hold of yourself.

No, let me rephrase that. Land, boy,
land.

Now.

Keep your eyes on the road, dinner.

And you keep your mind on the job, young
Marty.

afternoon, my dear.

Careful, lad, don't sneeze.

Young man, hover, whatever you call
that,

and see me in my office.

I should hand you over to the police.

However, Miss Lady Blandings doesn't
seem to have taken it too hard.

Nothing hard about our Martin.

I will simply thank you.

Julia,

safe for you to come in now.

Mutton dressed up as lamb, unless I'm
mistaken.

Julia, take a good long look at him.
This is the type of man I've been

you about.

is a sex maniac.

Yes, Father.

All right.

Take your mother shopping.

Oh, keep an eye on her.

I don't want any more shoplifting
charges.

Goodbye, Martin.

It was a pleasure having you.

One -sided, I think.

Now, don't you have anything to say?

Uh, nothing you'd believe, sir.

Oh, but I would.

I know all about her.

Well, why am I getting this fact then?

Because I own Blanding's Airlines and
Lady Blanding's owns me.

However, I'll get you another job.

Get me Banana Airlines.

Banana Airlines?

Ah, I know this young chap.

Paul something or other. Young Martin
has a problem keeping it up. Paul has a

problem keeping it down.

Hello?

Oh, Mandy.

Hello, darling.

My fiancée.

What?

What do you mean, late?

I've been flat out ever since you left.

What are you doing?

As if they don't know.

Um, well, I've got my hands full at the
moment.

Yes, of course I'm alone.

You'd better be.

Hello, darling.

Sally. Hello, darling.

It's my other fiancé. Wee, dear boy.

Sir Harry called.

Did you tell him the cheque was in the
mail?

He didn't ask.

Oh, no.

Lady Blandings has been on the prowl
again. We're going to get another co

-pilot. Yes, that's right.

So you'd better get down here quick,
smart, and brief him.

Ingrid. Ingrid.

Come here, I've got something very
special for you.

Paul, enough is enough.

It's been in the family for generations.

Antony had it made for Cleopatra.

Oh, dear. What a tired old ploy. Would
you fall for that?

What about your fiancée?

I'll tell them.

Something came up.

You

don't

want to stop.

He got so many, so many wins.

After Lady Blanding, nowhere.

Uh, the banana airlines.

Well, want to hop in then?

Yeah.

Don't tell me. You've just been sacked
by Sir

Harry Blanding.

How did you know?

Well, nobody goes to work for banana
airlines if they've been a good boy.

Are, uh, are you a good boy?

Daring. Die there, Martin.

Think it might tell something else?

You don't have a lot to say, do you?

Is it working, lad?

Feeling yourself again?

It's a bad minute to talk with you now.

Well, come on, don't be so shy.

I'm not.

Why are you holding back?

You're kneeling on my shirt.

Don't leave!

How do you know my name?

Well, Mummy told me all about you.

Who is my mummy? Oh, my mummy's silly.

Penny Blanding.

Oh, no. A Blanding.

Look, I'm sorry about that. Well, what
happened?

I don't know. I just... I just... Oh.

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dearie me.

So good telling you to keep your pecker
up, I suppose.

Say, I can see I've got this problem.

It all started with Lady Blandings and
it finished with her daughter.

I don't think I'll ever be the same
again.

Yes, you will.

Oh,

what a lovely idea.

Can I go next?

I wish I could call the rest of the day
off.

My windsock indicates that it's suddenly
coming up. Don't change the subject.

I want an answer. Are you two timing me?

Mm -hmm. Of course I am.

What? With Mandy.

Oh, but that's different, isn't it? I
mean, that's our arrangement.

But this morning.

Why were you late?

Uh, I banged into an old friend.

No, seriously.

Sally, darling.

You know you're the one I love.

I can prove it.

I've got something very special for you.

Open your little hand.

I'll show you what it is.

Been in the family for generations.

Anthony had it made for Cleopatra.

Oh, it's lovely.

I'll show you where it goes.

That's twice, Paul.

Don't barge in.

Well, it did say enter, I suppose.

Hello.

I'm Martin Budd.

Oh, look, I'm terribly sorry. I'm not
interrupting anything, am I?

She's never late for a date.

Let's go.

Blanding! Martin, I must warn him.

Ah, excuse me.

Well, excuse... Martin. Time for your
banana baptism.

Do you like it in Tahiti?

How can I get through to him? Brother, I
like it anywhere I can get it.

And let me tell you this.

In Tahiti, there are more birds than you
can focus the cat.

If you get what I mean.

If I do get what you mean, I'll be the
happiest man in the whole South Pacific.

Oh.

Could I relieve you of some of those?

And let a woman tamper with my exposure?

No, thank you.

Cat? No.

You ought to be.

What does he mean by that?

So the scene is set for our little tale.

Martin has his problem, his Pacific
banana, and we'll find that Paul has his

problem too.

His banana should be Pacific or maybe
Pacific more often. And as for banana

airline, well...

Can I get you something, sis?

Like a bucket of cold water.

Have a bath.

What's that?

Anything that makes us confident and
comfortable.

Preferably not brandy. Right.

Well, that lot in there are bursting for
it, and I'd rather they didn't burst

all over my plane.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome aboard. Banana Airlines flight

to Tahiti.

We're travelling across the Pacific
Ocean by New Zealand, and our estimated

of arrival in Tahiti is...

Sally, we're going to have to do
something about that two -timing fiancee

ours. Oh, Mandy, I think you're being a
bit unfair to her.

Unfair? How can you be unfair to a rat?

Anyway, you've certainly changed your
tune.

What happened in the coffee shop?

Now, see, you're being suspicious again.

Come on, you do the bar and I'll do the
coffee, OK?

How's that?

Oh, better than I could have done it in
my present state.

Well, have a hard night, did you? Oh,
did I ever.

I tell you, I'm going to be shattered
from the waist down.

Maybe I should see a doctor.

Me too. Yeah, but for the opposite
reasons.

I can never get enough.

I was at it all last night with Mandy
and all morning with this other bird.

But after she left, I had an unexpected
visitor.

You know my problem.

No, what's that?

I just can't resist a beautiful woman.

You know, I practically started the day
I was born.

For my 15th birthday, I had three girl
guides and a bash up the back of a

pioneer bus with an American pistol
champion.

Trouble was, our medals kept banging
together.

Really? Maybe you should swear off it
for a couple of days.

I can't, mate.

Look.

This week's roster.

Ah, the two hosties. Mm -hmm. You're on
with both of them? I'm worked on that.

I'm engaged.

To both of them.

You know what I need right now?

Another squeeze of Sally's round little
eye.

And some milk for this coffee.

Hey, you've forgotten his milk.

Oh, my God.

Get daft.

He's disgusting.

Revolting. Impossible.

Treats women like sex objects.

We're only degrading ourselves.

He'll never change.

I don't want him anymore. Neither do I.

Uh, yes, I do.

some help. I thought maybe a strong
hand.

Go on, son. Off you go.

You say the sweetest thing.

Yes, I know. Buzz off.

I'm sorry, but we tried.

Well, can't you do anything?

Sorry, I just stumbled. I lost my
balance.

Right,

well, you're all right?

Right.

Look, I can't stay like this for the
whole trip.

Article 103, Appendix B.

The second officer will do everything
within his power to ensure the comfort

the passengers aboard his flight.

Yeah, 103B, eh?

See this? Ah!

Well, can't Martin handle her?

He is handling her, and she's loving it.

Oh, the quiet ones you've got to watch.

Sally, get me a couple of drinks,
please. Martin, take over up front.

One more scream out of you, and I'll put
you off this aircraft.

But we're 30 ,000 feet over the Pacific
Ocean.

That's right.

I mean it.

Oh, do let me help you.

You behave yourself.

But your trousers are all wet.

You'll have to take them off.

Possibly. Well, do come back while
you're waiting for them to dry.

I'm a widow.

I take in boarders to make ends meet.

Oh, clumsy boy.

And Kelly?

Oh, a bit henry this morning, is he?

Oh, it's no good. They're too wet. We'll
have to take them off.

Am I safe?

No.

Oh, my, you are pleased to see me.

Oh, God.

Here I go again.

I just have no will.

I'm glad. Even though I'm going to kill
you, I want your body first.

What about Sally?

Right now, Sally is reconsidering her
position.

Oh, which one?

I thought she enjoyed all of them.

Now back to our hero, whose problem is
about to get worse.

Hi. Remember me?

I'm Julia Blanding. Help.

Um, don't be like that.

Paul, Paul, get up here. Fast.

I'll be up in a minute.

Paul,

please.

Paul, are you coming?

You make a big thing of it.

Please let me explain.

Daddy will pay for my ticket.

Paul, Paul, Paul, are you coming?

Look, it's nothing personal. It's just
that, well, apart from being a stowaway,

you're a Blanding.

Paul, Paul, please.

But I'm not like the rest of my family.
That's why I'm running away.

I can't let you help me.

Ooh, I'm yours in Pepe Ete.

Mayday, Paul. Okay, okay. What's the
matter?

Stowaway. Hello, Paul.

Julia. What a pleasure.

Right. And now, Miss Blanding. I'll go
quiet.

What? What? What? Get her out. Out.

Out. Get her out.

Get her out.

Have you got it?

I've got something.

Those aren't the only layers you're
going to get here, mate.

Whatever you do to him, he still comes
up for more.

He may be God's gift to the female race,
but there's one woman who won't be

getting him, and that's little Miss
Blanding.

Martin, tell Paul your problem. He
should be able to help.

So I think they won't be able to sleep
till that Blanding's girl is about a

thousand miles away.

Don't worry.

Sally and Mandy have agreed to take care
of it. By tomorrow morning, she'll be

on her way back to Daddy.

So why don't we give your problem a
little thought?

I think I know a place where I can get
you cured.

Room service.

We didn't ring, did we?

Hey, come on.

Compliments of the management for you.

Come on.

Worth a try, Martin, my boy.

Anything's worth a try.

I promise you, this can't fail.

Right then. Well, after you.

No.

After you.

After you? After you.

Ah, Mr. Paul.

Oh, my heart's broken. You've not been
here too long.

If I'd been here too long with you, it
wouldn't be my heart that was broken.

Now, listen, business. This is... This
is Marvin Budd.

Hi, Mr. Marvin.

Do you remember Superman?

Yes.

It's done.

Oh, well.

Up, up and away.

Come on, little man.

You like Tarzan?

No, I don't think so.

Missionary?

Uh, yeah, I wouldn't... Uh, no, it's a
change of mind. Like to bathe in coconut

milk?

Uh, no.

It's a special this week, limited fix.

Fix? Oh, no, look, I'd like to try
something just a little bit less exotic.

Sweet -smelling flowers?

Yeah, what do I have to do with them?

Can we make love on waterbeds? Yes.

Oh, sorry. Oh, well, a waterbed's better
than nothing.

You know, coming here is like coming
home.

Or coming anywhere that's familiar.

Oh, it's a bit shaking.

Just keep your mind on the job, boy, and
whatever you do, don't sneeze.

I tell him don't

sneeze. What does he do?

No bananas Pacific again.

What's wrong?

Him not superman, him jellyman.

Sorry, mate.

I've been blanding women. They put a
curse on me.

Never mind, Mahini. It'll be all right.

Mr. Paul, you look after me, too?

Oh, God.

Here I go again.

What's the matter?

I think I should see a dentist. One of
my teeth's crooked.

Excuse me.

I think you've got your dates mixed.

Oh, we do change our mind quickly, don't
we? Well, I have an option.

And I plan to exercise it.

That, my dear, is the last thing it
needs.

Paul.

Paul.

No, no, no.

Paul.

Sally? Mm -hmm.

Sally? Yes?

I thought you were mad at me.

Well, I am.

Oh. But it wasn't her turn, was it?

Oh.

Oh, well, I...

Who

is that I see?

Having a good time?

Uh, no, not really.

Neither am I.

I thought so. Martin, beware.

Julia's on the loose again.

Why couldn't I fall in love with
somebody nice like you?

Well, it wouldn't be much good without
you.

I have this problem, you know. Yes, I
know. Paul told me.

Good night, Matt.

Sleep well?

I had a very disturbed night, thank you.

Marvellous.

Chance? Why don't you give us a chance?

Hang on.

Hang on?

Where's Julia?

She was there when I left.

She can't get far.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well, you were busy, weren't you?

If anything happens to her, her father's
going to kill me.

Maybe she'll get eaten by cannibals.

Big enough to take care of herself.

If you want my opinion, we're well rid
of them.

She's right.

Let's go.

Come on, Marty. Nice one invite to
drink.

Look, I think I forgot my baby.

Don't worry about it, mate. I can only
just remember mine.

Get in there, boy.

Nothing like a skinny dip to whet the
appetite.

Come on, Martin.

Come on, Martin.

Come on.

Oh, gee. What the hell, eh?

I've got a problem. Eh?

I've got a problem.

Oh!

Hi, what have you done?

Nothing. Yet.

Come on, can't you just leave us for
once? I can't.

I can't.

She looks forward to my visit.

She needs me.

Eh?

Uh, to the girls, no?

They wouldn't understand.

What will I tell him?

Tell him... Bye!

Tell him I've gone for a good stiff
walk.

Get it, boy, get it. Stiff walk.

Stiff walk.

I don't know exactly.

Look, I'm reading a very good book at
the moment. Would you like to borrow it?

How about you?

Nothing. We always keep a supply handy.

Never know when we're going to have a
loan, you know.

Hang on.

Hang on, Mandy.

Look, what do you prefer?

Autobiographies? Popular fictions?

Murder stories, Martin.

I'm constantly searching for new ways.
Now, where is he?

Um...

Come on, Martin.

Tell them the truth.

Come on, Martin. Where are you hiding
him? They might take you on instead.

Not again.

It will be your downfall.

It's very special.

I've been in the family for years.

Anthony had it made for Cleopatra.

Oh, thank you. I know Anthony.

You do?

He flies for Qantas.

You mustn't tell anybody.

It's our secret.

Of course not.

My brother knew.

They beat me.

Paul!

Paul!

Paul!

Who's that?

My mother.

Paul!

Paul, where are you, you rat?

My father married twice.

Where haven't we looked? I mean, where
is the most obvious place?

He would.

Yes, he would.

Martin, warn him. Come on, lad, move
yourself.

Hang on, hang on.

He's tired.

But why is he tired?

Paul. Wake him up.

Paul, why are you tired?

Come on. Why are you so tired? What have
you been up to?

Why am I so tired? Why am I tired?

I had trouble with the engine.

I had to lubricate the moving parts.

I'm not tired now.

I'm fine.

Good. Then move over.

Good night, Sally.

Night, Martin.

Sleep well.

Bye.

Bye.

Did he say anything to you about working
on the engine?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

No, he didn't.

Don't try and cover up for him. He
cheats on us all the time.

Only we can never catch him at it.

Well, what did he put on it then?

Because I'm stupid.

And because I had to fall in love with
someone like Paul.

Except someone nice like you.

I think I've heard that before,
something.

All is not pleasure in our little tale.

The boys have to work and the airline
has to make money, which means... Paul

Davidson?

Candy bubble.

Christ.

Yes, I know that, Meg.

Have a good look.

And then perhaps we can get down to
business.

Sure. Sure.

Would you like a seat or would you like
a block and tackle?

That's the last joke you ever make about
my booze.

Okay?

Sorry. I forgive you.

And I'll settle for a chair.

Sure.

Thank you.

You've heard of the Club Mediterranean?

Sure. Well, that's not me. But I run the
same sort of deal.

Hedonism. Pleasure on the loose.

I call it the club candy.

I do well because I'm cheaper than the
club med.

And I'm cheaper because I use chartered
airlines.

Not so comfortable, but they get there.

Are you interested?

If the money's right.

Name your price.

And then I'll give you half.

What have I got to lose?

Not your virginity, that's for sure.

Can I buy this plane when you finish
with it? Why? What would you use it for?

give my boyfriend an inferiority
complex.

You mean he hasn't got one already?

Bitch.

She's gay.

Probably writing a book on sex with a
female.

Martin, that was terrible.

Oh, look, by the way, what did you do
about Julia?

I've reported her to the authorities.

She's not our problem anymore.

Becca, that's senile.

You know, I thought it was pretty good.
Where do you get these lines from?

I'd feel more secure if I asked the
pilot how many hours he's put in.

You must come up and look at my log.

This is your captain speaking. I hope
you have an enjoyable flight.

We will be travelling at 35 ,000 feet.

And the view is absolutely amazing.

We have a very tight schedule, and we
would like to be there on time.

I'm always on time.

Oh, I knew you'd be trouble.

So many women, such a short life.

Why have our work cut out for us
watching him with this lot?

It's you and me versus the rest.

Why don't we just give up and get
ourselves another man?

Point one out for me, will you?

Well, that's the problem with the big
old. He's made it impossible for anyone

else.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome aboard flight... Oh, forget it.

This is going to be double valium all
the way.

That's it. Beautiful.

Right. That's it.

Yeah.

That's it. Right.

Good. Oh, no.

Yeah. Beautiful.

Great.

Thank you.

Oh, do you think he's funny?

Thank you.

Thank you.

You breathe quickly.

What the... What

happened

to you?

One might say that I had my comeuppance.

And one might say that you could get
yours.

Julia Blandings is on the plane.

Courage, boy. All is not lost.

This is your captain speaking.

This is your captain speaking.

Now, I don't want anybody to panic, but
I might have to crash land.

I am experiencing loss of power,
suggesting the possibility of having to

in the ocean.

Eh?

You heard.

Now, above all, don't panic. I've never
ditched a plane before, but I have the

instruction book right beside me, and
I'm sure I can get us down more or less

one piece.

But it would help greatly if you resumed
your seats and put on your safety belt.

And if anybody knows any hymns or
prayers, let's not be embarrassed or

about it. In fact, why don't I start you
off?

Rock of Ages.

Rock of Ages. Let me hide myself in
thee.

Let me hide myself in thee.

What's going on?

No better way to stop a firefight?

You mean... Did it stop them?

Give him a couple of seconds and I'll
take the pressure off before we have any

heart attack.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to tell
you I have been able to switch to

emergency power and any threat of
disaster has been averted.

Can I have a glass of water, please?

Would you prefer whiskey?

You can't take Valium with whiskey.

Club Candy's the place to cure your sex
problem.

I don't think I'll ever cure it.

Oh, it'll be a lot of fun trying,
though.

Oh, no, not again.

Take your time.

It's better than an in -flight movie.

Exactly the same thing happens every
time.

I get all excited and ready for action,
and then I sneeze and sort of wilt.

Oh, how sad.

The poor boy.

Oh, dear, what a letdown.

Yeah? I learned you some super glue.

Never mind, son. I have the same
problem.

I don't have to sneeze.

Clary! Hey,

tell him to dip it in hot mustard.

What? You're not going to give in, are
you?

Yeah, well, what else can I do?

Pray my sex life's over.

You know, I practically started the day
I was born.

They suggest hot mustard.

Look, enough's enough!

I think I've got something to fix your
little problem.

Leave it to me.

Candy's very experienced, Martin.

How are you? Good?

Sorry

about

this, kid, but, uh, well, you know.

It isn't your fault.

Okay, mate, you can take her away now.

And now Julia is out of the way.

Oh, dear.

Well, anyway, what I was going to say
was, why not relax?

Let off the team. Why not?

A cure is on the way.

What for? Some candy therapy.

It won't hurt.

Do you like painting?

I don't know. I never tried.

Well, now's your chance.

If she can't fix you, no one can.

Oh, right.

You can do it.

All right, then. We'll try it the other
way round.

Oh,

I can feel the temperature rising
already.

And that's not all.

Martin, come on.

Oh, no wonder you've got a problem.

Hurt yourself.

Is it working, lad?

Is it?

Concentrate. Mind on the job, lad.

Oh, no.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

Here. Look,

I think I'd better go.

I've got to go and fit the nap gallery.

Carry on, Rembrandt.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Cheer up, mate. We've got a real happy
flight tomorrow.

Empty? I hope so. I might just jump
inside one and close the lid.

You look terrible.

I am terrible.

I'm wonderful.

I don't know how I do it.

You know, I got mixed up last night and
did double time and a half.

I still can't wait to get to Bangatiti
and those lovely little island girls.

Why don't you go and have a rest out the
back?

Yeah, look, the coffins might cheer me
up.

Hello? Hey, do you believe in ghosts?

No.

No, neither do I.

Only vampires?

Yeah.

Don't you ever give up?

No.

Although I admit this was a bit close.
There isn't much air in here.

Please, just stop. Is this your idea or
some idea of your mother's to try and

drive me crazy or what? No!

I just didn't want to go back to school.

I'm 18 and I've outgrown it.

So I thought I'd drop out and find an
alternative lifestyle.

Oh, please, come on. Quickly, come on.

Hello, Paul.

I guess you call me persistent.

Julia, will you stop stowing away on
banana airlines?

I'm in enough trouble with your father
as it is.

Your mother's bound to think I've
kidnapped you.

Bound to. We'll go to jail.

You will.

I won't. Get me into Bunga TD.

Julia, we're landing.

Okay.

Interesting to see what kind of
reception we get.

Yeah? Well, I'm very popular on this
island.

There's bound to be a welcoming
committee.

Right, keep it steady, will you?

Right, down we go.

I've heard the islands are full of
little balls.

Oh well, it was a nice life while it
lasted.

Yeah? What?

Come on, come on.

And keep her there.

Oh, you're so thoughtful, darling. And I
love the lippies.

So you are.

Well,

that's got rid of her.

What are you going to do?

I think it's more cocktail than the
other girl.

Who are we carrying back today?

Three young ladies.

They don't wear bras, either.

Hey, what if one of them goes berserk?
No worries, mate. The vet will be here

a minute.

And if anything goes wrong, they simply
go to sleep for a while. I think he

means to tranquilise the gardener. Oh,
no. Here she comes now.

Who? The vet.

Aye, that's not a vet.

That's your play lunch.

Up, up and away.

I was right.

Oh, Martin, you take over for a bit? You
mean, take over for a bit while you

have a bit?

That's our Martin. That kind of laugh.

Hi. Hi.

Last time we were, um, interrupted.

Ah, see, it's still there.

Oh, dear. How many more?

Not every day a cog is worth 20 ,000
feet.

This time he won't be disturbed by
anything.

Get off my foot!

I'm sorry, did I hurt you? What are you
talking for?

Look,

will you make up your mind?

What are you talking about?

Uh -oh, there's trouble.

The gun. Careful of the gun.

Oh,

look, I really am terribly sorry.

Gee, was it that good?

Billy boy, he's been tranquilized. Um,
hello, Martin.

No, dear, just worn out.

And no prizes for guessing how he got
that way. Come on.

What's happened?

It's my fault, as usual.

Just grab the fastest plane to Papietta.
It's all right.

Put Miss Blanding on, in handcuffs and
in chains, preferably, and hand her over

to the nearest authority. Yes, sir. This
time, I think it is goodbye.

Don't, don't, no kissing, it's all
right. Come on, come on.

Oh!

Mother!

Candy, can you think of anything that
might actually help with my, you know,

problem?

Do you trust me?

Yeah, absolutely.

Can I try anything?

Yeah, anything.

Go to your hut tonight, and I promise
you that by the morning...

You'll be cured.

It?

And as the sun sinks slowly in the west,
elaborate preparations are being made

for our hero's complete and permanent
cure.

I hope.

Oh, girls, it's really up to us.

Club Candy has never known a failure.

But this will be our greatest challenge.

We'll need ingenuity and imagination.

So I'd like you all to make a better
effort and donate your talents into

this poor boy's...

Flagging spirit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Will it succeed?

Only time will tell.

You like a bit of pussy.

Let yourself go, boy.

Grab a bit of the pussy.

Good, good.

Hold it back!

Well, how do you like it?

Plenty of soy sauce, thanks.

What? What?

Oh, sorry, I was asleep.

You like my body, Martin?

Oh, I like it, boy.

If only I could come down and take your
place.

Yeah. You want to make love to me?

Yeah.

That's all right.

Of course it's all right.

Thanks, this is really...

Very kind of you.

You're terrific.

Hey,

it's all right. Come on, come in. I can
prove it.

Come on. Just hang on to it, boy.

Now, boy.

Two. Surely two.

Okay? Yeah, I think so.

Good boy. That's the way.

Yeah.

Now, don't move.

What's the big idea?

I always go first. Girls, don't argue.
This one is special.

Meaning that I am not good enough.
Meaning whatever you like. But I am

first. I'll look for it with ladies. I'm
running now. Would you both like to

have a go?

Yeah.

Finger under his nose, girl.

Oh, dear. Too late.

Rashik. Oh, no.

open so much for so little.

All right, this calls for drastic
action.

There's no alternative.

I'll have to do this myself.

For his sake, I will perform the ritual
of the sleeping giant.

Not that. It's too dangerous. But it
could kill him. What if it gets out of

control? Every man on the island will be
driven mad with lust.

You'll have to blindfold the musicians.
They'll never control their instruments.

Believe me, girls, I know how risky it
is for all of us.

But for his sake, I will do it.

Pray for us both.

Our Father, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name. Come.

Hey,

where's he? Where's he?

Meanwhile... Oh, don't cry for

Paul, Julia. He's not worth it.

You're not after Paul?

Of course not.

Then why have you been following us
around?

To spy on Banana Airlines for her
father.

That's not true.

If it isn't Paul and it isn't Banana
Airlines... Then it must be Marty. Turn

around. We're going back and full feet
ahead.

The ritual of the sleeping giant.

Dance is having its effect on the
islanders, but is it working on Martin?

I think it might.

Is it?

Is it?

It's affecting me.

Is it?

It is. It is.

Oh,

no!

This is the first time in 200 years the
dance has failed.

What a night.

What a night.

What a night.

Best night sleep I've had in years.

I'm ready for anything.

Thanks for

trying, Candy.

You're a great lady, but it's just
hopeless, isn't it? I'm afraid so,

You need a miracle.

And here it is. Hello. Grab it with both
hands, boy.

Oh, no, I couldn't take any more.

It's your last chance.

She loves you, boy. Listen to her.

wrong about where he is. You're never
wrong about what he's doing.

If we make this plane, I'll take you
away from all this.

Not this place.

Oh, God.

This place. And it ain't going nowhere.

drafty flying that, wouldn't it?
Something like freeze and drop off.

I think you're better.

How can I refuse?

Oh, we've made a bargain.

They won't kill you, provided you stay
in our care.

Julia, why do you have to keep chasing
me like this?

You really don't know.

Because I love you. I told you, boy.
That's a rotten thing to say with a

full of feathers.

Sorry, could you say that again?

I love you, Martin.

Julia. Oh, Martin.

Are you serious?

Of course she's serious.

And so can you be now.

You're serious?

I'm trying.

Come on, Martin.

You mean, uh, here, but now?

Good enough for the chickens, it's good
enough for me.

Come on, Martin.

Don't you want?

Oh, yeah.

You do want to, don't you?

Yeah, of course I want it, but... Don't.

Don't. Hold it. There.

At last.

Julia.

I'm cured.

And so ends our little tale with our
hero restored to full health and...

Verility.

Firmly committed to the girl whose
mother caused it all.

Love conquers all. Can I have a rest?

Keep on rubbing, Jingle Bell.

Don't get too tired. You've got a big
day ahead of you.

Oh, you're treating me like a sex
object.

That's right.

How does it feel?

Female chauvinist towels.

Did I hear someone say it serves him
right?

Julia, I think I can feel another sneeze
coming on.

We'll have to see what we can do about
it then.

My little problem's solved.

From now on, I should be able to dance
myself.

Martin, are you ready?

Ready, willing, and able.