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Mom.

Mom, yes.

Mom.

It would have been so nice
if you said it. Mom.

– Mom?
– Yes.

You're doing so well.

Here comes dad. Yes.

There he was, dad.

– Johan said mom.
– Huh?

– Must have been dad.
– No, it was mom. Yes.

– Are you sure?
– I can tell the difference.

They are two completely different sounds.

Both are labial, but still,
Johan said mom.

Johan?

Children should say dad first.
Always been like that in the Grande family.

– Mom.
– Dad.

Ready?

My story began with the war.

Mom and dad were bridge bombers.
They wanted to get rid of the Germans.

Come on.

I was there, but I don't remember so
much of it. Just that it was fun.

And it made a terrific noise.

We laughed, but then it turned out
that something went wrong.

A little faster.

We blew the wrong bridges at the wrong
time, people said, and they got angry.

And 80 years later
they are still angry.

Hush! Be quiet now.

Idiots, the whole bunch.

The Grande gang, yes.

– What the hell are you doing here?
– You must have heard the bangs?

– Not the Berseth bridge?
– Yes.

Damn, then! We were supposed to take that
with the Englishmen. They are on their way here.

– What am I supposed to tell them?
– That shouldn't be a problem.

Hello, London? I want to report
that the Berseth bridge has been blown.

– Call off the mission.
– Let me talk to them.

I am so sorry. It's unexpected.
The communists got ahead of us.

Just have to pack up.
No point in being here.

Cut it out! Kolbjørn!
Don't talk to them! Sit down!

Frode, the important thing is
that the bridge was blown.

We have been here for eight days.
We have prepared.

We have rationed food.
Cut it out! Don't talk to them!

– We just thought we should let you know.
– Well, thank you then.

Bloody ...
No, not you.

Bloody Grande hell!

It is important for me
that you know this.

We in the Grande lineage
got to the island first.

We followed the ice edge
as it retreated.

When we got here, we stopped.

– Hi, Solvor.
– Hi, Johan.

And we have lived here
for several thousand years.

People have always been envious
because we took the best spot on the cape.

– You're fast.
– Solvor! You have to come home!

– I have to go home. Bye, Johan.
– Bye, Solvor.

We have not cared about
being liked. Nobody has liked us.

And it didn't get any better
in my lifetime.

You can't spend your time
trying to be liked. You understand that, right?

Mom! Dad!

– Like this, Johan. Carefully down.
– Yes.

Now let's see.

Here it will be good to sit.

Let's see.
I have to cut the wire here.

And then we have to split it again,
like we did on the other side.

Like this. You understand, Johan ...

... when two people love each other,
it doesn't help being on each side.

There has to be a contact point.

When the heat at the contact point
becomes high enough ...

... then anything can happen.

Mum and I had you.
You will have kids, and they will have kids.

You get it?

- Isn't she pretty, Johan?
- She's very pretty!

- Have you thought of a name?
- Ella.

- Like mum?
- Yes.

Yes, why not?

Ella is a decent horse name.

Shall we see
if she can take a hit, this Ella?

Excellent, Johan! Did you
see how it went off?

Isn't it dangerous?

Yes. But sometimes you have to do it
anyway, because it's the right thing to do.

- But what if it explodes?
- Nothing can resist dad's pipe wrench.

You understand, Johan, it's
not the dynamite that's dangerous.

- It's cowardly people.
- Your dad can handle this, Johan.

And you too, maybe, someday.

- Will it be fun?
- It will be extremely fun!

- Are you okay, mum?
- Yes, I'm fine, Johan!

It would have been easier to reach you
if you took off your ear muffs.

It weighs 150 kilograms, Johan.
You can't ...

What should we do with the horse, Iver?
Should we give it away?

The horse will have to manage.
We have to prioritize the boy.

- He's not going to live with us, is he?
- We are the only family he has.

It might be good for him
to get out and breathe a little.

Get some air under his wings.
It can be nice.

Johan seems to think
that the stone shouldn't stand there, -

- but lie on the sea
where the remains of his parents lie.

- You should let Johan stay with you for a while.
- Do you think so, yes?

- You're saying?
- He's so young and immature.

What are you doing?

It wasn't so easy to say something
conciliatory about your brother and his wife.

They blasted everything.
Is it wrong to say that?

No, they loved to explode.

They made a phenomenal effort
during the war.

Saved Norwegian and English lives.
Even a bunch of Russian prisoners.

If it weren't for the Grande family,
we would still be occupied.

What Johan needs now,
are some adult role models.

Someone who is more stable
and less explosive.

Johan can still become
a normal boy.

When I was a student, I learned -

- that when the kids are young, they need
a lot of care and support.

When they get older,
they gradually need less.

And in the end they don't need
care at all.

- Does it hurt?
- A little.

- It was a shame about your parents.
- Yes, it was a shame.

- But they were a bit strange.
- Maybe. But dad was strong.

It's possible to be strong
and weird at the same time.

Mum says that when you kiss,
it's like eating something really good.

- Like what, for example?
- Cake.

- What kind of cake?
- German slice?

- Nothing German is good.
- Brown sugar, then? Like this?

It's a bit good,
but it's not the best, you know.

- Princely cake?
- I don't like that.

- Kvæfjord cake?
- That's good

So you're saying that if we kiss,
it'll be like eating kvæfjordkake?

I don't really know.
I'm just making a reference.

We could try.

Is this where you guys are?
Are you going to blow up my daughter too?

You need to stay
far away from Solvor!

Damn, cursed ...
Can't you listen?

We're not going far, Johan.

Wild horses like Ella manage.
Yes, yes, yes.

Come on, then.
You can visit Ella whenever you want.

I lost mine too early.

And it was tragic.
I have to admit that.

But I had nature and Ella.

Without Ella, I would have been dead.

This is a small place,
and you can't hide.

Hi, Johan.

My aunt and uncle were good to me.

I'm making us some good food.

They let me live at the lighthouse and trained
me to be strong in my arms.

But most of all in my head.

That's how we do it in the Home Guard.
Like this or like this.

Puncture the lung, pull it down, so
we get the knife well under the lung.

Then you have nothing to say.
Is that how you want it?

Lie down there! I'll cut you up,
and pull out your intestines.

– Pull out the intestines so the blood splatters.
– Solvor, Johan is looking at you now!

He looked at you for five seconds.
Maybe seven!

Matti Järvinen managed
an hour and 15 minutes on the bar.

I'll buy a hot dog for the one
who can get the closest.

Come on, now. Very good.

– Sivert, only ten seconds?
– No.

What's this?
No, Eigil. Come on, then.

You swing too much.

This is going in...
What a bunch of ...

Look at Lars!
That's good, Lars.

Very good, Lars.
You're working now.

Come on, Lars!
Don't give up now.

Damn. Go and sit down, everyone.

Let's see how long
you can hold on.

– No, come on. Let's go.
– It's cold.

– Are you coming, Solvor?
– Yes.

Are you still hanging, you damn fool?
Nobody cares.

You, Johan?

Iver and I have been thinking a bit.

It's about finding
some kind of balance, –

– so you can interact
with people in a normal way.

Otherwise, it becomes so exhausting.

You, what I think
Iver is trying to say, –

– is that people are skeptical of those
who are different.

– You are different.
– But in a good way.

You will find your way.
I'm not worried about that.

– But you need to make it work.
– Exactly.

– It's not enough to just be strong.
– No.

– Should we have a waffle?
– Yes, we should.

Do you know that it was right here
the submarine with the Germans came in?

The Battle of Titran
happened right here.

In here we sat
and planned soda bombings.

The Berseth Bridge, the Lyse Bridge,
the Lam Bridge, the Fiske Bridge. All the bridges.

If you're going to blow up bridges, you have to
plan. You have to get up early.

It's the end of April 1940
that has made its way through the whole country –

– without meeting any resistance.

– But what the Germans didn't know ...
- Good. What the Germans didn't know ...

Was that Titran's resistance group would
dramatically change the outcome of the war.

Come on, then! That was
your cue! Pick up the pace!

What's happening now?

Come on! Take the Germans!

Come on.

Oh my ... What ...

Oh my, what ...

What is this? Cut it out!

You're supposed to lay down.
You're dead. It says so in the script.

Lay down, Johan.
You're ruining it for everyone else.

Like that.

And there you go.

Wait, wait, wait.

That's too wimpy.
It's kind of like a theater kick.

You just have to ... Like that.

Use your hip. Like that.

He hardly feels anything.
Join in and kick.

Hi, Johan.

Don't you want to
get away from here? See the world?

If you stay here, it'll be like
eating just one thing for the rest of your life.

- Like what?
- Well, I don't know.

If it's Kvæfjord cake,
that's fine.

Idiot.

- Shall we blow it up, Johan?
- Do you want to?

I want to light it.

Nothing's happening.

Solvor and I had
a nice time together.

A soft and good time.

Maybe the caps got wet.

I wish it could have lasted longer.

But it didn't turn out that way.

After Solvor was blown up,
people liked me less -

- than they had liked us in
the Grande family since Jesus' time.

Things will work out, Johan.

It wasn't your fault.

Not just your fault, at least.
Shared fault.

It was amazing
how little people liked me then.

Never been so disliked,
the Grande family. Not ever.

I had to go to America.
There was no other place to be.

In America, I blew up everything.

The Americans just pointed and said:
"Johan, blow this up for us."

And so I did.

I racked up a good amount of dollars and
saw the biggest and smallest in the world.

But I longed home every day
to the island and the sea and Ella.

And Solvor.
She was mine now, I thought.

No matter how blown up she was.

We're all a bit blown up,
when it comes down to it.

Do you think
you can blow up my daughter -

- and then come here 15 years
later with flowers ?

That's not how it works.
She turned into nothing.

No school, no work
and no husband.

And whose fault is that?

No.

No!

You can't lock me out of the house.

- Hi.
- Who do you think you are?

Hi.

I came to apologize.

- As I wrote in the letters ...
- What letters?

- I have a spare key!
- The letters I wrote.

- I didn't receive any letters.
- I wrote letters for years.

- From New York and ...
- New York?

Colorado and ...
Didn't you get a letter from Idaho?

Move!

– Shall we go for a walk? Stroll?
– No. She doesn't want to.

Of course she doesn't want you.
No one here wants you.

There's no one who likes you.
Do you hear? There's no one.

– And especially not Solvor.
– I don't want anything to do with you.

Now I'm here.

I'm going to fix up the farm.
There's plenty of space there.

You know where to find me.

Get out!

Get out!

Imagine, coming here.

Come on.

You're so big, Johan.
Are you two meters?

– So they're blowing things up in America too, yeah?
– Yeah, they're blowing things up.

– Building and all.
– Yeah.

– Let's see.
– There's a lot of projects.

– Project?
– With an "s". It's plural.

They have a lot of animals, too.
And there are guns everywhere.

– Yeah, you can tell me that.
– But they don't have snus.

They have everything. Americans wake up
in the morning and invent things.

– That's how it is.
– What a bunch.

Now you have to help yourself, Johan.
You're welcome.

That was good, yeah.

– That was good now. Home is home.
– Yes, that's true.

And then ... you can join
the unveiling, Johan.

They've earned it.
Your parents. They have.

Finally.

Yes. A monument will be good, yeah.

Thanks to the Titran men's choir.
We all knew that one.

Here in the cabin they planned the actions.

The German, the fool,
never knew where they were.

Most of us struggled to
make a living from day to day, –

– while we waited for that
hellish occupation to end.

But a handful did something more.
They struck back.

They fought for all of us,
they did.

So it is with reverence
that I unveil this monument.

Line up.

Where are they? Mom and dad?

Don't misunderstand. Your parents
were good people, but they were ...

How should I say it?
They were a bit on the side.

– On the side?
– Now they're singing the national anthem!

But you may have forgotten it
over in the States, huh?

You've gotten so fancy that you don't
need to care about the national anthem.

Come on, guys! Hit him, Arne!

– Take him down!
– Come on!

That's it, yeah.

– Good, Arne!
– Hit him in the ear until he bleeds!

No, what ...

I see.

Good, Johan. Come on!

We can talk about this.

Now we're talking instead.

Now we're done, Johan.

Now we're all going home.

Johan.

Now I'm sitting down.

No, she doesn't.
She can't speak Norwegian, the nurse.

And she can't cook potatoes.
I don't like it, I said.

I want fish cakes.

I don't like it.
I don't want it.

It takes some time
before the trends make it all the way up here.

But it's beautiful when it happens.

– I think Solvor is just as fine.
– Yes, of course.

A little disability means little
in the grand scheme of things.

But she was quite clear that
she wasn't interested.

It's not like only
one woman fits. There are many.

You must have seen that in America.

There were plenty of ladies there, right?

Yeah.

Maybe you're so lucky and find
yourself a lady as lovely as Magnhild.

I'm just telling Johan
how lucky I am to have you.

You need to stop now, you fool.

Johan? You shouldn't wait as long
as Iver, until you become sterile.

It's the mercury in the lantern.

Reproduction, Johan.
That's what it's all about.

The circle of life.

I'm the last Grande.

Yes, you are.

Sometimes you need to think differently.

Completely differently.

To move life forward,
in a way.

Grande.

- Johan Grande.
- Yes, you can just go and sit down.

Hakkebo.
Booth number three. Here you go.

Hi. My name is Trude.

Grande.

Booth number five.
Good luck.

Hi.

Yes. Hi.

- Hi.
- You have to wait your turn.

- One lady at a time.
- That's a shame.

Grande. Booth number three.

No thank you!

I'm coming
with a proposal, Solvor.

My farm is too big for me.
I can knock down a wall here -

- and create a large bedroom.
Master bedroom.

Here. And maybe a nursery.

Here and here.

And possibly here.

Electric wheelchair lift.

Customized kitchen and bathroom.
No doorsteps. Flat everywhere.

I can't have kids.

Then it will just be you and me.

That's nice too.

And a huge bedroom.

Or we can adopt.

- Someone else's child?
- It will be our child.

- It's different blood.
- There are enough children and blood in the world.

We adopt the house full.
Children everywhere.

You? 32 squere meters

Such a large bedroom
you haven't seen before.

Yes.

- But you're so weird.
- We're all a bit weird.

No, you're weirder than many.

And then I come in a weird light.
I'm not sure I want that.

I think you're just fine.

I have a husband.

Yes, I do.

- What are you doing here then?
- One must swing a bit too.

I've had many men.

I used to be with Karsten.

But he went blind
and walked into a bog.

He went all the way down.

But after that, I met
the one I'm with now.

Where is he?

He lives in the city. He's a
real city guy. Loves the city.

- I feel you're not telling the truth.
- Do you feel that?

You feel a lot. You always feel.
Feeling and blasting.

That's how it was
with your mother and father too.

Feelings and dynamite.
It eventually killed them.

Yes.

I guess I'll
have to find another woman, then.

By the way, you're not my type.
You never have been.

Hi.

What do you want?

Get away!

Ouch!

The most important thing is never to give up.

Suddenly something happens.

And then you just have to jump on it.

There, yes.

Imagine if Iver had seen you now.
That he won't get to experience this.

He would have thought
this was fun.

- What does she look like?
- I don't know.

- Huh?
- I don't know.

Don't be disappointed
if it doesn't work out.

If it's not a match, it's not.
I'm just saying.

Hello.

Are you Pei-Pei?

Johan.

Yes, welcome to Titran, Pei-Pei.

Just Pey.

- I thought it was Pei-Pei.
- Just one Pey.

Yes, just one Pei.

Your luggage.

There, yes. Thanks.

Hi. Magnhild Grande.

- I'm Johan's aunt.
- Yes. My aunt.

We'll take the horse.

Now he's been
shopping for a woman.

It's quite easy.
I can help you.

It's ok.

- Do you like horses?
- Yes.

Her name is Ella.

Toilet, shower.

That's wrong.

Towels. Very good.

I'm not quite prepared,
I feel.

Phone, if you want
to call someone. It works.

I sit here sometimes
working on...

But I usually put it away.

It's nicer
with the light on. Couch.

I play the harmonica, but this
here is very big and difficult, -

- so if you want to try,
you shouldn't start with this.

Yes. Your bedroom is upstairs.
It's a very big bedroom.

I sleep on the couch.

I do.

Hi.

Let's see.

Yes, now ...

Coffee?

Yes.

- Hm?
- Yes. Now you can choose.

Four of a kind or continue.

But now...

I write it above the line.
Then you get a bonus.

It doesn't help with Yatzy,
if you don't get a bonus. That's how it is.

- Same. Same on the first.
- What?

Same on the first throw.
That never happens. Incredible.

Very good. Now it's your turn.

Good, Pey.

Carrot.

- Carrot?
- Yes, very good.

Sodd. Can you say it?

- Sodd?
- Good.

That's so good, Pey.
You learn very quickly.

Capable, you are.

That fool, Iver, thought
that there should be sausage in the sodd.

It could be a welcome
change, Iver thought.

A welcome change, indeed.

That's what he said
when he tried himself in the ratata too.

In your country,
do you have sausage in the food there?

Do you use a lot of sausage?

Do you like bangs? Explosions?

Fun?

Can I try?

Yes.

Very good.

It's nice here.

- Yes.
- Damn nice.

Yes. Damn nice.

- Damn nice.
- Damn nice.

- Again?
- Yes.

Åge! Åge! Åge!

There.

- Hi.
- Yes, hi.

This is Pey.

From Vietnam.

Do you know each other?

- Yes, from school and stuff, yes.
- A bit of everything.

Yes. That's it.

Do you use sausage in sodd?

Hi.

This is where... the accident happened.

Out there.

It wasn't so easy
growing up without them.

It was sad, I must say.

There were many
who weren't any good.

But now...

Now, Pey.

You know what?

I've never been as in love with anyone
as I am with you.

You're a good man, Johan.

That's how it is.

- Hi.
- Hi.

A mistake has been made here.

Or two mistakes, to be more precise.
Or two things.

- Two things?
- Two, yes.

Firstly, we have received a
report of concern about domestic violence.

But we're ignoring that completely.
We see no reason to believe it.

- From whom?
- Well, that ...

- A report of concern from whom?
- I can't go into that.

But we're ignoring it completely.

That made us look closer at the case,
and then we discovered the mistake.

Or the negligence,
because no one is to blame.

- What kind of mistake?
- There's been a mix-up.

You should have had
Pei-Pei Shinawatra, who's sitting there.

And Tor Henry Lurvik ...

... should've gotten Pey Nguyen,
who's sitting there.

That's so typical.

Tor Henry Lurvik.

Come, Pey.

- Help!
- Let Pey out!

- Let Pey out!
- Johan!

Grande! Calm down.

- We're leaving with the three o'clock flight.
- Let Pey out!

- I said let Pey out!
- The regulations are clear ...

Go!

Let Pey out!

- Johan!
- Go!

- No! Johan!
- Go!

Johan!

Solvor! I know it was you!

Where are you?

Solvor!

- Did I hit?
- Yes, damn it.

- Are you okay?
- You're screwed up in the head.

No, you are.

- You don't understand anything.
- I don't understand anything?

- No.
- What about you?

I understand a lot more
than you think.

She just wanted
your money, you fool.

I think
you should leave now, Solvor.

Because I'm about to blow up your house.

Just go ahead.
See if I care.

She got everything that I didn't get.

I tried everything I could
to get you.

- But you gave up.
- What?

- Idiot!
- You didn't want me, Solvor.

Have you never read a book?
Or a women's magazine?

Maybe I wanted you after all.

That's so stupid.

Now you have to help me.
What are you saying now, Solvor?

Johan!

This is getting a bit silly, Johan.

Frode has always been a fool.

It will work itself out.

Here we are.

The best thing about
being away for so long ...

... is that it's so good
to come home again.

Then you can deal with what's
left over.

What you have to get done.

Hello.

- It's so crooked.
- Yes.

One day you're blowing people up, and
the next day it's Kvæfjord cake.

It's just Kvæfjord cake.
No need to make a problem out of it.

You were in for a long time.

I disagreed a bit.

I did.

I blew some stuff up too.

It was a shame about Magnhild.
I attended the funeral.

Good.

Here we are chatting.

Hello?

Hello?

My mom died when I was five.

Sjølen was always suspicious
since I came so quickly.

Then I took a blood test
after Sjølen passed away.

I tried to call. Then I found a
letter you had written from prison.

What's your last name?

Nguyen Lurvik.

Of course I'm going to change it now.
Fair is fair.

Martin Nguyen Grande?

Yes.

Great, Martin.

- I think so.
- Me too.

Good, down. Down. There, yes.
This is going to be fun.

- The contact point.
- Does it go in here?

- Like this?
- Yes.

- Here you go.
- Should I just twist it?

- Yes, then you detonate.
- Ok.

- Are you ready?
- Yes.

One, two, three.

- Fun?
- Very.

Oh yes.

- It's nice here.
- Very nice, Martin.

That...

Your mother said that too.

Mom and dad,
your grandparents...

They were blown up here.

And now...

Now they're floating everywhere.

It's a nice thought.

She's old now. Wild horse.

- How old is she?
– 69.

– 69?
– 69, yes.

Cover up for one more, Martin.

Solvor?

Are you here?

Solvor?

Yes, it was just...

It's that
Martin made taco food.

Martin? Who is that?

It's... Pey's son.

And mine.

It's my son.

But I don't have anything to wear.

You look fine. Come on.
Taco food. That will be good.

- Now I have... Now I'm ready.
- No, you're joking again.

Thank you very much, Martin.
That was kind.

- The back...
- It's not that one.

Like that, yes. Yes, good.

Like that, yes.

I'm going to have mango on mine.

Do you like mango, Martin?

That's how it is.

Yes. That's how it is.

Now you're going to try this one.

- What is it?
- It's jalapeños.

- Did you blow it up?
- Yes. Right into the ground.

This is in New York.

I was there for many years.
Fun.

- Is it a bridge?
- It's a bridge, yes.

- There's something for you to aspire to, Martin.
- I have to learn that.

- There. Now.
- A little faster.

There it is.

- I think I'm one year old.
- There you have small feet.

To think you shot me.

Yes, yes.

That's how it is.

Has he fallen asleep, or?

I'll wake him.

Dad?

Don't you want to get up and go to bed?

Dad?

Dad?

When you read this, Martin,
I'm dead.

But you should know
that I was glad when you came.

So all the trouble
wasn't for nothing.

Goodbye, dad.

So thank you,
for existing, Martin.

Give my regards to Solvor.
Hold her and tell her-

- that I have loved her
all my days.

We in the Grande family
belong to the sea.

And that's where I'm going now.