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Victoria Street, please, doll.
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No problem, mate.
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Who's got you ready? Stevie Wonder?
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How much? £7.20.
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Ta, love. Keep the change. Thanks.
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All right. And, uh... good luck.
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You'll need it looking like that.
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"Payment in kind"?
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"Payment in kind"?!
Keep your wig on, mate.
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No chance, you
sweaty little bastard! All right!
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No chance whatsoever! Right?
No chance whatso-bloody-ever!
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I wouldn't go near you
with a bargepole. Stop it, will you?
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People are watching.
You little slimeball.
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He's got a picture
of his kids on the dashboard
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and he's talking about
payment in kind!
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You forget about
payment in kind, love.
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All right, boys? All right, love.
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Ooh, hello!
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Jesus. Tracie, actually.
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And I'd like a Multiple Orgasm.
On the rocks?
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Wherever, darling. I'm easy.
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The groom is doomed!
The groom is doomed!
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To the groom! Cheers!
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Cheers, lads. Cheers. Cheers.
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To the end of your life.
Cheers to the end.
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The end is the beginning,
the beginning is the end.
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Come on, one for the bride,
two for the groom.
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Down in one. Cheers.
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One, two, three, go!
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Hello, could I have a cab
to Victoria Street, please?
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Hey! Romero's Bar, love.
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Hey! How long? Excuse me!
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What? What do you want?
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How did he die? How did he die?
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Who? Mr Twanky!
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He bled to death, sweetheart,
after I cut his balls off.
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Ooh! Tremarco, Tracie.
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Can you get one any sooner, love?
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Why all this? You're not fooling
no-one, you know what I mean?
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I'm bothering no-one either.
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Tell you what. What?
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It's more than bothering me,
as a matter of fact.
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It's sickening.
The last thing that I want, right...
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Alan! Leave it, lad. Hang on!
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Is some hairy-arsed nonce
putting me off my ale.
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Time you went.
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Time I left? Get going now.
I'm waiting for a taxi.
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I've just booked, they're on
their way. Then wait outside for it.
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Wait outside. Pain in the arse.
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Sad! That's what it should be!
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Not "gay!" "Sad!"
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Oi! You can drink up too.
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What do you mean?
Finish your drinks and leave.
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You're a prick, you. Nice one.
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Long story but I'm outside now. Hey!
Lone female feeling vulnerable.
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Listen, what is it with you, love?
What's your problem? I mean...
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Hello? Yeah? Thanks a lot.
Thank you.
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Listen, this is just
a stab in the dark, lovey,
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but I think I've upset you, haven't
I? Yeah. Shall I tell you why?
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Why I've upset you but not them?
Yeah, go on.
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It's cos they're confident
about their sexuality, darling.
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They don't have to kick off
to prove they're men.
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Hang on. Are you saying I'm a queer?
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I'm just saying you're
a bit confused, my sweet
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but don't worry about that
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because lots of men are,
and to tell you the truth,
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I think it's rather cute.
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Hey. She's only trying
to wind you up.
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You're a sick bastard! Leave it!
Fuck off!
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You're a sick perverted bastard,
do you know that? Move!
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I'll kill you, you bent bastard!
Why should I move?
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I'm waiting for the taxi!
Go and wait down the road.
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Go and wait down the road!
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Fuck off! You're a sick bastard!
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You are, because you're a man
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and I'll treat you like a man.
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Hey-hey!
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Where are you going?
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Canning Street, why?
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Jump in. I'll give you a lift.
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Tony.
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Thank you, Tony.
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I'm sorry about Alan.
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He's a prick when he's pissed.
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And what's his excuse
the rest of the time?
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Good friend of yours, is he?
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He's me brother.
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You have my sympathy.
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Do you get that a lot, do you? Aggro?
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Unfortunately. So why do it?
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Because it's who I am, darling.
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Have you been doing it long?
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Yeah.
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What... always like that?
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What are you implying?
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You know what I'm implying.
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Well, I'll never pass as a woman,
if that's what you're implying, no.
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But I can pass as a man's fantasy
of a woman. You know,
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like a tart and a whore. Anything.
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What got you into it?
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Have you never tottered around
in your mother's stilettos?
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Not once I turned 20, no.
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If you take the next left,
please, my love.
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White van man?
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Yeah, aerials and satellite dishes.
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Well, look, Tony,
I've heard it all before.
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What? Supposedly straight men
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professing an academic interest
in my lifestyle.
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But I think we both know
why you wanted this, don't we?
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So, you can either come in with me
right now and satisfy your curiosity
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or you can carry on home and spend
the rest of your life regretting it.
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It's been nice being with you.
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Long time dead.
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All rise.
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'I wandered lonely as a cloud
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'That floats on high
o'er vales and hills
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'And all at once, I saw a crowd
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'A host of golden daffodils.'
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Beside the lake, beneath the trees
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Fluttering and dancing
in the breeze.
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Do you notice how "fluttering"
destroys the rhythm of the poem?
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It's impossible
to make the line scan
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if you pronounce "fluttering"
as a trisyllabic word
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and that's what
Wordsworth intended, of course.
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'"Dee-dum dee-dum, dee-dum dee-dum,"
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'and suddenly,
that rhythm is shattered
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'when he sees the fluttering
and dancing daffodils
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'and the chaos of nature.'
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'But who hath seen her
wave her hand?'
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Or at the casement seen her stand?
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Or is she known in all the land?
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The Lady of Shalott?
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Hello?
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Hello. Is that... is that Tracie?
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Speaking.
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'It's me, Tony.
I was here last week.'
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I never dreamt
it would be yours, sweetheart.
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You what?
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'You've come back for your pen.'
What pen?
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Erm...
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What are you doing here?
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I've come to see you.
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Right, erm...
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Oh, I'm just in the middle
of something right now.
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'Oh, right, sorry.' No, wait, wait.
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Could you come back in an hour?
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'Yeah, sound.' Yeah? All right,
OK, sweetheart, I'll see you then.
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Shit!
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Been drinking? One or two.
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Chin chin.
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Cheers.
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Am I OK to smoke?
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Fire away.
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What do you do for a living?
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Nothing, doll.
Tracie's a good-time girl.
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How does she pay for this place?
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SHE doesn't. Who does?
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Simon. Simon?
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Yes, darling. Simon,
the most boring man on the planet.
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Simon, who couldn't get
a wank in a brothel.
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What does he do?
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Teaches English.
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Does he like it?
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Hates it. He's currently
teaching romantic poetry,
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otherwise known as Dee-dum-shite.
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"O the mind, mind,
has mountains, cliffs of fall,
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"Frightful, sheer, no-man travelled.
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"Hold them cheap
Who ne'er hung there.
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"Nor does long our durance deal
with that steep, deep. Here! Creep!"
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That's a poem.
That's what he longs to teach.
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But no, it's "dee-dum, dee-dum,
dee-fucking-dum."
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Shall we go to bed, sweetheart?
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Yeah.
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Come on, then.
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Come on.
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Ooh, someone's in a hurry.
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Might I see you again?
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You might do.
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Well, do me a favour, darling...
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Next time, book by appointment.
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You turn up unannounced, you'll only
be disappointed by what you find.
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Know what I mean?
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I won't ask for yours.
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Married men don't give them out.
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What makes you think I'm married?
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A lifetime's experience, lovey.
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Got married too early,
couldn't go against the grain,
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had to demonstrate
your heterosexuality.
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And now you find yourself
in a loveless marriage,
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life passing you by, that nagging
voice at the back of your mind
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asking, "Oh, is this all there is?"
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But you'll never leave her.
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So you snatch at chances like this,
a chance to explore.
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No harm in that,
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so long as nobody finds out,
of course.
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Well, Tony, my love...
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your secret's safe with me.
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My wife's dead.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you have any kids?
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Did you love her?
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I'll see myself out.
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'Willows whiten,'
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Aspens quiver
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Little breezes dusk and shiver
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'Through the wave that runs forever
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'By the island in the river,
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'Flowing down to Camelot.
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'Four grey walls
and four grey towers
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'Overlook a space of flowers
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'And the silent isle imbowers
The Lady of Shalott.'
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'By the margin willow-veiled
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'Slide the heavy barges trailed
by slow horses, and unhailed
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'The shallop flitteth, silken-sailed
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'Skimming down to Camelot.'
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'A bow shot from her bower-eaves
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'He rode between the barley sheaves.
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'The sun came dazzling
through the leaves
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'And flamed upon the brazen greaves
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'Of bold Sir Lancelot.'
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Dirty Secrets Limited.
How can I help you?
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It's me. 'What do you want?'
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What?
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I said what do you want?
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'We've got a date.'
We had a date. You missed it.
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I had a pint with the lads.
'A pint?' A couple.
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What you got in the bag?
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Brandy. 'Piss off.'
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What? I said piss off.
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Why? Why?! Because I'm sick of you
taking me for granted.
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I'm sick of being your dirty little
secret and I'm sick of you
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'having to be as pissed as a fart
every time you come near me.'
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Yeah, but apart from that, I mean...
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'Oh, piss off.'
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Well... can I come back tomorrow?
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You can do. I won't be here.
'You going somewhere nice?'
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There's a club in town
for girls like me.
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I'd invite you, but...
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I know you'd never have the balls
to be seen out with me.
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Ciao, darling.
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I haven't got the balls to be seen
out with you. Shall I tell you why?
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Nothing like a bit
of Dutch courage, is there?
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It's because you make no
bleeding effort to look like a woman,
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a real woman. I never claimed
to be Cheryl bloody Cole!
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I never expected you
to turn into Cheryl Cole
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but you have to do better
than Old King fucking Cole
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if you want to be seen
out in public with me.
251
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So just have a go.
252
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,480
Eh?
253
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,320
What?
254
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,040
And you'll take me out?
255
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,640
We're a long time dead.
256
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,479
She left the web, she left the loom
257
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,399
She walked three paces
through the room
258
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,479
She saw the water lilies bloom
She saw the helmet
259
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,119
and the plume of bold Sir Lancelot.
260
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,239
Out flew the web and floated wide
261
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,239
The mirror cracked
from side to side
262
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:43,320
"The curse is come upon me,"
cried The Lady of Shalott.
263
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,959
Hello, Tracie.
264
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,880
What do you want?
Did I leave my pen behind? No.
265
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,479
You look nice.
266
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,240
Fuck off.
267
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,959
Hi, Andrew.
268
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:30,079
You watch heads swivel, Tracie, cos
you are absolutely gorgeous. Right?
269
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,200
Right. Tony who?
270
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,560
Eh. Eh!
271
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,040
What are you doing?
What are you playing at?
272
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:15,359
Leave it, Tony!
What are you playing at? Tony!
273
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,879
I'm just a mate...
Tony leave him alone!
274
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,880
What do you think you're playing at?
There's nothing going on...
Leave him you prick!
275
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,359
What do you mean you don't
believe me? Turn the news on.
276
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:31,600
Major accident on the M62.
Five mile tailback. So why not phone?
277
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,080
My phone was dead.
278
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,760
Look, I'm sorry.
279
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,960
And I'm sorry about before as well.
280
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:45,160
When I saw you with him... I just
lost it, I'm sorry.
281
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,559
You look good.
282
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,039
You're getting
nothing here tonight, darling.
283
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,559
A glass of wine and that's it.
284
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,960
I'm just saying you look good,
that's all.
285
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,279
Thank you.
286
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,120
I'll make it up to you.
287
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,720
A weekend away somewhere.
288
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,080
Just the two of us.
289
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,079
Where d'you fancy?
290
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,840
The Lake District.
291
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,320
All right.
292
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,440
Soon as I can I'll sort it.
293
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,360
Promise.
294
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,960
Fancy a quick one before you go?
295
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,519
Thanks.
296
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,480
I don't mean that
kind of quick one, darling.
297
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,600
All rise.
298
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,320
See you later. Bye-bye. Bye now.
299
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,519
Hello, darlin'. I've got
an appointment with Karen.
300
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,839
Oh, right...
Not a problem, is it?
301
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,719
No, not at all. I'm Karen.
What name is it?
302
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,679
Tremarco. Tracie. And I'd like to
look like Cheryl Cole, please.
303
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,679
Oh, erm, I'll take that, if you'd
like to take a seat. Thank you.
304
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,719
Do you use concealer?
305
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,679
Not as a rule, no.
306
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,319
Oh, you really should. It acts
as an undercoat for your foundation.
307
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,999
Helps cover all those tiny
blemishes and imperfections.
308
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,640
It's also really useful
for disguising dark beard tones.
309
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,839
Think you're very brave.
Why, are you that bad?
310
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,759
No, no. I mean... we get a lot
of celebs here
311
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,959
but I've never seen them
get this kind of attention.
Don't you mind everyone staring?
312
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,239
I'd be offended
if they didn't, doll.
313
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,199
Now, when it comes to foundation,
314
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,559
always go with a shade that's
closest to your own skin tone.
315
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,399
This one's from our liquid range.
316
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,800
It gives a really even cover
and a natural finish.
317
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,600
Is everything OK?
318
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,279
Ah, yeah, yeah, sorry,
I was just admiring your lipstick.
319
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,599
Oh, right. Oh... oh, it's new.
320
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,280
Yeah, we only got it in last week.
321
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,719
Have you worked here long? Nearly
three years now. You enjoy it?
322
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,479
Yeah, but this is my favourite
323
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:51,519
part of the job. I trained
as a make-up artist originally.
324
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,560
I do a lot of weddings and that.
Oh, I'll bear that in mind..
325
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,079
You've got fabulous cheekbones,
326
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,919
so we really want
to accentuate those.
327
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,279
Have you been married long?
328
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,879
12 year in August. It's flown.
329
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,679
What does he do?
330
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,240
He, erm, fits aerials
and satellite dishes.
331
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,399
Got any kids?
332
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,159
Not yet, no.
333
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,999
But you'd like some?
334
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Could you just close
your eyes for me? Yeah.
335
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,079
So, do you dress
like this full time?
336
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,679
No, it's not always practical.
337
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,439
Have you been doing it long?
338
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,839
Yeah. I repressed it a long time.
339
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,239
But Tracie's not the sort of girl
that takes no for an answer.
340
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,560
Could you just look up for me?
Yeah.
341
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,480
Too many people
waste their lives in denial...
342
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,880
always pleasing other people,
never themselves. Yeah.
343
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,199
And you're a long time dead.
Oh, that's Tony's catchphrase.
344
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,479
Tony? Me husband,
he's always saying it.
345
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,479
Usually when I'm nagging him about
staying out late with his mates.
346
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,680
"Long time dead..."
347
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,640
So, come on, is there anyone
special in your life?
348
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,999
There is someone, actually.
349
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,959
A bloke? Do I look like a dyke?
350
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,039
Sorry, I didn't want to assume,
that's all.
351
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,599
It's been about three months now...
352
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,559
Ooh, getting serious then?
353
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,679
Well, I'm not sure about that.
I found out he was married.
354
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,679
Oh. He'd not mentioned it before?
355
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,679
No, I did suspect it
at the beginning
356
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,040
but he told me she was dead.
357
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,920
So what are you gonna do?
358
00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:40,959
I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
359
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,680
I don't know what to do.
360
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,119
Suits you..
361
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,599
Thank you.
362
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,600
Well, look on the bright side,
she can't be as gorgeous as you.
363
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,640
You won't believe what
happened to me today. What?
364
00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:06,000
I had a bloke come in
for a makeover. A transvestite.
365
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,800
A transvestite?
366
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:15,639
Yeah. Called himself Tracie. Said
he wanted to look like Cheryl Cole.
367
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,520
I think I managed Myra Hindley.
368
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,519
'Hello, your call cannot be
taken at the moment
369
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,920
'so please leave your message
after the tone.'
370
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,119
'It's me. Right, if you're there
pick up. I need to see you.
371
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,239
'Look, you might as well
answer cos I'm not gonna
stop ringing until you do.
372
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,839
'OK, I need to see you.
373
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,999
'Come on.
374
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,720
'Just answer the phone, will ya?
Right, I'm just gonna keep ringing.
375
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,159
'I've got to see you.
376
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,160
'Please, come on, Tracie,
just pick the phone up, will ya?'
377
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,080
What can I get you mate?
Brandy, please.
378
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,599
I used to think it was "my memory".
379
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,639
What? This song.
Thought it was "my memory" for years
380
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,879
and then I saw this... saw someone
singing it at a karaoke
381
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,319
and realised it was,
"my man and me". Cheers, mate.
382
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,360
Made a lot more sense, you know.
383
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,040
Funny how songs get you
like that, in't it?
384
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,559
Just goes to show
it's the tune that gets you...
385
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,480
I'm straight, mate.
386
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,279
Sorry? I'm just waiting for someone.
387
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,759
She mightn't turn up
but if that happens,
388
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,159
I'm just gonna get off on my own.
389
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,559
OK? Yeah, OK.
390
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,960
I just wouldn't want you to
waste your time or energy.
391
00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:51,519
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I do and I appreciate it.
392
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,919
No problem.
393
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,759
Can't blame a bloke for trying
though, can you?
394
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,880
After all, long time dead.
395
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,519
It's you, isn't it?
Don't apologise. No need.
396
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,839
I'm used to knock-backs
when I'm Simon.
I've no intention of apologising.
397
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,519
You saw Karen. I know you saw her.
So how? How did you find her?
398
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,119
You passed me in the road.
I was Simon, thus invisible.
399
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,639
And you led me to her.
Why did you tell me she was dead?
400
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,919
Cos you were being a smart arse,
reading me like a book,
401
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,479
treating me like a mug,
you condescending prick.
402
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,999
She's beautiful. Yeah, I know she's
beautiful. And there's nothing I
wouldn't do to stop her getting hurt.
403
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,399
So just stay away from her.
What do you think I'm gonna do?
I know what you was up to.
404
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,479
Sitting in that chair,
inches away from my wife,
405
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,159
nose against her tits,
getting off on it, you dirty faggot.
406
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,319
You don't play games with my wife.
407
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,440
You don't play games with my life.
408
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,520
You go near her again
and I'll kill you.
409
00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:48,519
Right. I'll kill you! I swear,
I will kill you if you do.
410
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,119
Right. Yeah, see I come
from the real world, you see,
you little prick,
411
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,679
and in the real world,
there's no trannies, just pervs.
412
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,479
There's no... there's no gays,
just queers!
413
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,639
You know something...? End of.
414
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,399
It never ceases to amaze me... End
of. It never ceases to amaze me
415
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,199
the lengths men go to, to suppress
the truth about themselves.
416
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,639
Well, I'm glad you've finally
shown your true colours,
417
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,719
you spineless prick, because Tracie
were convincing herself
you weren't like all the others.
418
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,799
All right, fair enough, she's had
her fair share of married men
419
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,080
but you were different, weren't ya?
You came back,
420
00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:25,519
and not just once,
but time and time again.
421
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,119
That poor deluded cow,
she'd started to convince herself
422
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,599
you two had something special.
423
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,279
You'd think she'd have learnt her
lesson by now, wouldn't you?
424
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,039
Because the one thing she should
know is men like you never leave
425
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,959
their wives for women like her.
No, they don't, and they never will.
426
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,919
Right, you know what
she said to me, my Karen?
427
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,959
She said,
"He asked for a Cheryl Cole.
428
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,000
"I think I managed a Myra Hindley."
429
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,960
Have you seen my phone, love?
430
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,360
I had it this morning.
431
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,200
It's not in the car.
432
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,000
Who's Tracie?
433
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,360
I don't know.
434
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,239
'Hello. Your call cannot be
taken at the moment
435
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,680
'so please leave your message
after the tone.
436
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,640
'You're wrong. I'm not spineless.'
437
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,159
What?
438
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,039
'I'm not spineless.' No?
439
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,999
I've told her.
440
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,639
'Told her what?' Everything.
441
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,559
Is this a wind up?
442
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,079
'Do I sound like I'm joking?'
443
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,839
Well, why?
444
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,200
Because she deserves better than me.
445
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,599
How did she take it?
446
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,559
'She's over the moon.'
447
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,720
Where is she now?
448
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,719
She's gone to her
mum's for the night.
449
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,280
I said I'd be gone
by the time she gets back.
450
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,439
'So, you'd best pack your bags...'
What?
451
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,079
'I've got to go away in the morning
and I want you to come with me.'
452
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,280
Where? 'I don't know, anywhere.'
453
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,679
I'm working in the morning.
'Call in sick.
454
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,399
'Look, I'm not promising anything,
455
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:38,039
'but let's just go away
for a few days, see what happens.'
456
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,159
I don't believe I'm hearing this.
457
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:44,800
Well, you'd better cos I'm coming
for you at nine in the morning.
458
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,880
Love you.
459
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,839
All right?
460
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,399
You're coming like that?
461
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,719
Yeah, why?
462
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,279
Nothing, I just thought...
Thanks very much, sweetheart.
463
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,799
No, no look I'm sorry.
Thank you very much indeed.
464
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,000
No, I'm sorry. I'm just...
You look wonderful.
465
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,119
Ah, thanks.
466
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,360
No, wait there.
467
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,400
Thank you.
468
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,199
Are you sure you're
all right to drive, darling?
469
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,919
You look wiped out.
470
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,600
Yeah, I'll be fine.
471
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,759
On the day before the murder,
472
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,439
Tony Bains made repeated attempts
to phone you, yes?
473
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,480
Yes.
474
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,600
What did he say?
475
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,599
He wanted to meet up.
476
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,040
Why?
477
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,560
To talk.
478
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,239
To plan?
479
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,000
No, to talk.
480
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,640
Did you talk about his wife?
481
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,639
Yes.
482
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,479
You meet. You discuss his wife.
483
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,200
He goes home
and then murders her. Yes?
484
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,919
Yes.
485
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,119
And then immediately phones
you again?
486
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,800
Yes.
487
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,160
Someone's popular.
488
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,160
Alan.
489
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,839
Is that Alan the Neanderthal?
490
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Yeah.
491
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,519
Maureen.
492
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,560
Karen's mum.
493
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,879
Are you not hungry?
494
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,280
No.
495
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,560
When was the last time you ate?
496
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,679
Lunch time yesterday.
497
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,440
Didn't you have any dinner?
498
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,880
She cooked it for me
but I didn't eat it.
499
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,440
You've been very brave.
500
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:33,239
Some people say things like, "Oh,
I didn't have the heart to do it."
501
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:36,959
Whatever "it" is,
whatever bad news "it" is,
502
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,760
when what they should be saying is,
503
00:44:38,761 --> 00:44:43,599
"I lacked the emotional courage
to do it." But not you.
504
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,959
And it was even harder for you
505
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,679
because you've got physical courage,
506
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:55,159
you're used to protecting people
and shielding them from pain,
507
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,879
and suddenly you've got to
508
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,960
tell a woman you love something
that will crucify her.
509
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,519
The temptation to deny yourself,
510
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,919
to go on sacrificing your own
happiness, to go on living a lie,
511
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,999
it must've been overwhelming
but you didn't succumb,
512
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,839
you did it, and I'm so proud of you
for that, my darling,
513
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,640
so proud of you.
514
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,920
Young Simon used to lie in
bed at night...
515
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,719
praying not to wake up,
516
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:40,080
"To cease upon
the midnight with no pain."
517
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,519
But he kept waking up.
518
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:49,560
He realised he had to tell his
parents he was gay or kill himself.
519
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,039
So he decided having a dead son
was slightly worse than having
520
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,440
a gay one
and that's why he told them.
521
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,880
So even when he came out
he did it for other people.
522
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,760
We used to come here as kids.
523
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,280
Do you love me?
524
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,400
Yes.
525
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,320
What would you do for me?
526
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,800
Anything.
527
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,040
You know...
528
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,599
Living a lie isn't spineless.
529
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,679
Simon said that, dear, not me.
530
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,240
It takes guts. Endurance.
531
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,799
I love my wife.
532
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:38,160
I lusted after you, yeah,
but I loved Karen.
533
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,599
How do you tell someone you
love that the last 12 years
534
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,439
have been a lie?
535
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,879
12 years.
536
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,480
I couldn't do it.
537
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,960
Would've broke her heart.
538
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:04,399
Better a broken skull than
a broken heart and that's not...
539
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,479
That's not cowardice, that's not
lacking emotional courage,
540
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,479
that's just being human.
541
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,919
What are you saying?
542
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,319
I killed her.
543
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,880
I killed her
because I couldn't hurt her.
544
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,959
I'm gonna have to weigh her down.
545
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,679
But I can't do that,
I can't do it on my own,
546
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,799
I can't move the body out of
the boat, or I'll tip the boat,
547
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,959
and I can't swim so
you'll have to help me.
548
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,359
You've got to call the police.
No, I can't. I can't.
549
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,479
Listen. Listen. Listen.
550
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,119
Let's just do this together
and then we'll live together,
551
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,639
then we'll go away anywhere
you like, any country you like.
552
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,000
Just me and you. Just me and you.
553
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,000
She's in the boot?
554
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,080
You put her in the boot?
555
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,719
Your fingerprints
are on the murder weapon.
556
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,959
Yes.
557
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,480
Can you explain that?
558
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,720
It was in the boot on top
of the body.
559
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,040
I picked it up to defend myself.
560
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,640
And if I don't help you?
561
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,119
What happens if I don't help you?
562
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,320
Would you kill me as well?
563
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,799
Why had he put
the body into the boot of the car?
564
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,999
To get rid of it.
565
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,799
You were helping him
to dispose of it. No.
566
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,360
Why the middle of nowhere
if not to dispose of the body?
567
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,560
I thought he wanted sex.
568
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,080
I'm sorry?
569
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,839
I said I thought he wanted sex.
570
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,400
With a man dressed as a woman?
571
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,039
Yes.
572
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,479
In the car?
573
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,720
Yes.
574
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,399
With his wife lying dead
only inches away?
575
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,079
Listen, I have often had sex
dressed as a woman.
576
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,399
I get more dressed as a woman
than I ever do dressed as a man
577
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,359
but I have never knowingly
slept with a man
578
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,079
while his wife lay dead
just inches from me.
579
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,720
I did not know she was there!
580
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,959
Have you asked Tony Baines to give
evidence on your behalf?
581
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,319
Yes.
582
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,439
Is he going to?
583
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,039
No.
584
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,999
He was with you the whole time.
585
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,079
He's confessed to
the murder of his wife
586
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,920
so he has absolutely
nothing to lose.
587
00:52:44,921 --> 00:52:48,680
If you're telling the truth he would
vouch for what you say. Yes?
588
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,400
Yes.
589
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,919
How d'you think it's going?
590
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,560
You can never tell.
591
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,719
Do you think they'll find me guilty?
592
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:09,599
I don't think any such thing.
593
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,919
I'll see you tomorrow.
594
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:17,360
Look, could you ask the judge
a question for me please?
595
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,840
For the avoidance of doubt,
this is the accused.
596
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,439
What shall I call you?
597
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,999
Tracie Tremarco, your honour.
598
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,919
Very well, Miss Tremarco, go ahead.
599
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,080
Thank you.
600
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,239
Tony's confessed to murder,
the prosecution says,
601
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:59,279
and he's getting life anyway
602
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,160
so he's nothing to lose,
so why not confirm my story?
603
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,280
He's got everything to lose.
604
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,959
Prison when you've murdered
your wife, that's hard.
605
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,639
Prison when you've murdered
your wife to sleep with
606
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,200
a girl like me,
that's not hard, that's hell.
607
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,319
Life in prison for a nonce,
and that's what they'll call him,
608
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,239
life for a nonce is absolute hell
609
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,800
and that's why he's
keeping his mouth shut.
610
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,839
This is how I was dressed
when I was arrested.
611
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,999
And it caused a bit of a stir
right now when I just walked in.
612
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,479
Happens all the time.
613
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,039
Now I don't know about you
but if I'm getting into a car with
614
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:45,199
a body in it, the last thing I want
to do is draw attention to myself.
615
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,080
I doubt I'd dress like this!
616
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,039
These are the nails I had on.
617
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,560
French, natural ivory,
cost a fortune.
618
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:02,639
Now, you do not wear these
to drag a body from a car,
619
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,359
put it in a boat and then dump
it in the middle of a lake.
620
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,519
Similarly...
621
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,799
These.
622
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,679
These are the shoes I had on.
623
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,720
Italian court, saddle stitched,
7.5 centimetre heel.
624
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,560
How do I dispose of a body
in these...
625
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,519
when I can just about walk through
the court in them?
626
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,119
I'm innocent, members of the jury.
627
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,280
Totally innocent.
628
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,120
All rise.
629
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,439
Members of the jury,
are you agreed upon a verdict?
630
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,599
We are.
631
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,599
Do you find the defendant guilty or
not guilty of murder?
632
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,160
Not guilty.
633
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,599
Right, settle down please.
634
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,919
And is that the verdict of you all?
635
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,920
It is.
636
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,160
City centre, please, darling.
637
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,999
'There she weaves by night and day
638
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,239
'A magic web with colours gay
639
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,999
'She has heard a whisper say
640
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,399
'A curse is on her if she stay
641
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,880
'To look down to Camelot.'
642
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:18,319
'Lancelot said, "Her case is won.
Knickers down, let's have some fun."
643
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,039
'And then the dirty bastard
gave her one
644
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,280
'The Lady of Shalott.'
645
00:58:23,305 --> 00:58:38,635
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