All language subtitles for Life on Mars S01E11 Home Is Where You Hang Your Holster

Are you ready, C?

Uh -huh. Andy?

Yeah. Mick?

Okay. All right, fellas.

Let's go!

Where?

I want good hair, boy.

This is not what it looks like. It's not
because it looks like the smoking ruins

of what was shaping up to be a promising
career.

Come on.

doing nothing.

Well, boss, apparently they wasn't even
doing nothing.

I doubt the councilman came by to show
up his legislation.

Isn't that right?

The council member just can't control
his council member.

So he's

counting

them? Bobby Prince.

You haven't seen him on television? A
fighting council?

He's always up on his soapbox about
something.

This morning, I think he was more
interested in Misty's soapbox.

Looking good, Casanova.

Nothing like a raid on a no -tell motel.
Start the morning off right. Prince is

a big city whole fish.

Todd and I are going to take him back to
the precinct for booking. You and Nona

stay here and take some statements.

Why can't I go back with you and have
Spaceman and Nona through the camps?

Just me and our transfer from Hyde here.

Meet you at the car, Tyler.

What the hell was that about?

Well, maybe he found out you bumped his
daughter's bones.

So where should we start?

Right here, okay? I got a statement for
you. You ready?

Coffee, bagel, pronto.

I didn't mean to shoot at you.

I was just scared.

I thought you were someone else.

I just don't know how I got here.

There was an F train a few blocks away
and a bus stop on the corner. You don't

understand.

A few months ago I was walking down
Orchard Street when somebody clubbed me

the back of the head.

The next thing I knew, I was here.

In 1973.

They had an apartment for me.

Clothes. A whole life.

I'm from 2009.

And I don't know how I got here.

I was in an accident. I woke up in 1973.

I don't know how or why I'm here.

But whatever's happened, it's like I've
landed on a different planet.

And maybe if I can work out the reason,
I can get home.

Did anybody order Chinese food?
Delivered. Order delivered.

Me, her, you.

You never should have agreed to handle
overflow for the 138 today.

Get this treat, would you? Put it by my
desk.

What's going on with the telephones?

Can't hear myself still.

That can screw you all morning.

Probably that loose switchboard.

Get as many people as you can into the
hold of these cells. We'll process them

one by one.

Come on, guys.

Make yourself useful, Tyler.

I'm going to go get a rundown on just
what the hell is happening here. Is

everything okay, boss?

Why wouldn't everything be okay, Kyle?

It's straight paint in my car, and you
guys ain't doing nothing about it. I'll

get you, sir. I'm with someone else
right now.

Who, that guy?

That lousy son of a bitch politician is
better off dead.

Hey! Hey, you! Take a seat. I see you!
Take a seat.

Detective, I can't be incarcerated right
now. Thanks.

I think someone might be after me.

You really are from 2009.

How can you prove it? What happens to
the Berlin Wall? It goes down.

Do the Red Sox ever win the World
Series?

A couple of times. Ah, okay.

And... There's a black president.

Our first.

He actually won?

The future.

It's all right.

I mean, some bad things happen, but
there's some good things, too.

It's hopeful.

Not like here.

It's hopeful.

It's hopeful.

Sam, I need your help in here now.
Chris, come on. Now!

They're right there.

Don't move.

Get your head down. Who did it?

Get him down.

They killed me because I found the way
home.

The way home? Toss them, one by one.

What's the way home?

I can't.

Hey, hey, stay with me.

Stay with me. There's nothing here.
Please.

Hey. For any of us. Stay with me.

Who did this?

Somebody saw something.

Somebody must have seen something.

What are you doing here?

Lock it down.

Lock what down? This is a crime scene.
No one can sit around here one, two,

until we figure this out.

Don't. Lock us down.

What are you doing?

We get a full account of all the guns in
the precinct.

Everyone was tossed after the shooting.
No gun was found.

You think it could have been one of our
own?

I don't think.

I react.

Let me see yours.

What? Now.

Maria, would you wait in my office?

What for?

There was a killer in our midst.

I am being a doting father in my office.

Detective Tyler, would you please
deposit Maria in my office now?

Who would want to shoot the councilman?

Not sure. Maria, why are you here?

I wanted to talk.

Well, this is not a good time.

Clearly.

I think he knows about the, um, file
room.

Of course he knows.

It may not be many things, but he is a
good detective.

None of these were fired. The killer
must have hid the gun during the chaos

after the shooting.

I want to conduct a complete area
search.

Hey, Chris.

Who would have wanted this guy dead?

And he said something about him being on
the news?

And on the radio.

And in the papers.

He's always causing a stink.

Gun control, zoning laws, minimum wage.
Can you imagine?

Huh.

But if someone wanted to whack the
councilman, why do it when he's in

custody? It's a desperate move.

Somebody needed him dead right away.

All right, we separate all the suspects
for the vantage point.

Put the rest of them back in the holding
cells except for our suicidal groom

here. I figure we better keep an eye on
him. Okay, good.

Detectives.

Look, I have no criminal.

I got mugged this morning. I came here
to file a complaint.

I'm not even supposed to be here. I got
a plane leaving to go home to Wisconsin

this afternoon.

My wife is going to have a conniption.
You got to let me go.

Take a seat.

Sizable. Sit down.

Oh, thank you.

Counselman's briefcase.

It was in his room at the motel.

I found the deed to his condo just this
morning. He signed it over to a woman

named Elena Caspin.

Start pulling up any files you can find
on this woman. Okay.

You were intimately involved with the
councilman this morning.

Anything you'd like to confess, Misty?

Any pillow talk?

We met five minutes before you two
showed up.

In my line of work, we don't find much
time for pillow talk.

Maybe you faked your attempt at suicide
so that the bride of Frankenstein here

could pop the councilman. What? No, no,
no.

It's against my lion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I tried to kill
myself. What more do I got to do? Shut

Hold off on this domestic squabble until
we get this thing settled. Got it?

Hey, you.

Me?

Up.

Now. Oh, come on. You gotta be kidding.
I ain't going nowhere.

Size one.

Who shot him? That's what we're trying
to determine now.

It was bedlam in here. None of our guys
saw anything.

Hunt's ordered a lockdown, so we need
you and Annie to investigate from the

outside. All right, what do we know?

Well, the councilman signed over the
deed to his condo this morning to a

named Elena Kasten.

No address for her so far.

Well, it can't be just a coincidence
that on the morning of the guy's murder,

signs his digs over to this chick.

We'll do some nosing around. We'll get
back to you.

Well, I don't.

You take the rest of the day off. No
nuts, huh? Go catch a matinee. The way

were is playing in Times Square. It's a
nice twirl picture.

Made my wife cry, and she's meaner than
Mussolini. I'm going with you. Look,

just because some morons think you
ladies can be detectives don't mean you

pretend to be one for one day, okay?
You're a policewoman.

Emphasis on the woman.

You heard what Sam said. Hunt wants us
both on the case.

We're wasting time.

Unbelievable. Next thing you know,
they'll be letting them vote.

We already can vote, Ray.

Don't remind me.

I was all the way across the room trying
to flag down an officer when the

councilman got shot. I didn't see
nothing.

You did tell one of my guys the
councilman was better off dead.

I was forced to close down my dry
cleaning shop.

When the councilman rezoned the
neighborhood, okay? Now I'm flat broke.

So it was about revenge.

Believe me, I would have loved to kill
the councilman myself.

I would. But look, I'm not a killer. You
did see something.

I saw a Chinese guy. He whispered
something into the councilman's ear

before he got popped.

Hey, don't give me trouble.

You know pay, you know eat.

I already told you, we got a monthly tab
with my yang.

We're practically family now. Give him
the box.

No, no, no can do.

You can, and you will.

Well, what have we here?

Not my gun. No, I don't know. Not my
gun. Well, it sure as hell ain't my

guy pan.

Someone was after Prince, and I was
explaining to her. Go ahead.

Not the rest of it.

What's the rest of it?

Um... Chris, medical examiner's guy's
here.

I'll go sign to release the body.

Detective Tyler.

That I heard of Once in a lullaby

Thank

you.

You're welcome.

Mind a house arrest?

If he knows?

Does it scare you?

Are you kidding me?

This is his dream, his version of
parenting. Lock us up, kept where he can

an eye.

Can I get you anything else?

Want to meet me in the file room in 10
minutes?

Maria. I'm kidding, Sam.

I'm fine.

Just find your shooter so I can get the
hell out of my father's house.

If Mr. Prince was involved in anything,
he shouldn't have been.

I would have known. You learn a lot
about a person being their secretary.

Not just how they take their coffee.

I'm sure you understand.

Did the councilman have any enemies that
you were aware of?

He'd only been in office for a few
months, but it's no secret that Mr.

Prince was not exactly beloved among the
community. To them, he was...

centric politician who seemed to fall
out of the sky.

Do you mind if I have a look around?

No, help yourself.

Mr. Prince talked about what this city
would one day become.

How poverty and unemployment wouldn't
always be what it is today. I found it

inspiring.

I'm just trying to make sense of what's
happening to me.

Annie.

Anything back there?

Nothing.

Did you notice anything different about
the councilman's behavior in recent

weeks?

He was a little anxious and confused at
times. He'd sometimes forget where he

was or where he lived. He often spoke
about leaving, going back where he came

from.

Did you ever mention a woman named Elena
Kasten?

No. I've never heard that name.

Were you aware of any stops that Prince
had to make this morning? Any meetings?

The only meeting I'm aware of is later
today.

Aaron Avery Park. I was supposed to pick
up a package for Mr. Prince at 4 p .m.

A package from whom?

I don't know.

I only spoke to him on the phone, but I
know this package was very important to

Mr. Prince.

Well, it's best if you don't go. That
could be dangerous. You need to let us

take care of it.

Gee, what trouble?

Shh.

It's a simple question.

What was the gun doing in your bag?

I leave bag on floor next to councilman.
I ask him what food, why I go look for

payment.

All of a sudden, bang, bang, I drop to
floor.

You're saying you didn't know that gun
was in that bag? No, sir.

It's been wiped clean and defaced to
boot. No fingerprints, no serial

Want to book him?

He was just as surprised to see the gun
in the bag as I was. Somebody planted

it. Take him back to the squad, Sizeman.

Where? They said you're mad.

At least tell them it was better tipped
up. Rule the problem, punch the Chinese

guy, and I will let you want to punch
him again.

He had

a

list of possible explanations.

Practically identical to the one you
had.

Close.

All the more reason to keep Elaine a
secret.

Radio you later.

Bye. Bye.

I can't go to the park in my uniform,
but I don't have time to run back to

Queens and change.

You're about the same size as my wife.
Give or take a few slices of pepperoni.

Why don't we go pay a visit?

It's true what they say.

Never appreciate your home till it's
taken away from you. Amen.

I just wanted to see the view from the
top of the Empire State Building.

Maybe eat a pretzel from one of those
street carts.

Detective, please let me call my wife.

I miss my flight. She's going to be so
worried. Just be patient. We'll let you

know when you can make a call.

Hey, Elena, could you pass me that cup
of coffee, please?

Stand up and put your hands behind your
back.

All right, we can't stay long. Denise
don't like entertaining visitors.

Very busy woman.

Really? What did she do?

Besides waking up in the middle of night
screaming, how did I get here?

Ray?

Oh, you must be Annie.

Oh.

Please, excuse the mess. I haven't had
time to vacuum today. No, I'm sorry to

interrupt your day like this. We just...
No, I'm just happy to finally meet

someone from Ray's work.

Can I get you some coffee, some tea, a
root beer float, maybe?

Come on.

Come on.

The councilman signed over to deep this
condo to you this morning.

Do you two plan on sticking by your
story that you only just met Prince

We met a few months ago. He was my
regular Tuesday and Thursday client.

Twice a week, huh?

That's more than most married couples.
He didn't want what my other clients

wanted. He was a gentleman.

He just needed someone to talk to.

Do you have any idea where the
councilman was planning on moving?

Sure, I do.

Where?

Somewhere over the rainbow, of course.

Your troubles melt.

Like a lemon drop.

A way above the tip of your tongue.

That's where you find me.

Bobby insisted on giving the condo to
me. I didn't want anything from him.

What did you just say to me?

Bones must be out again at the precinct.
I can't get through him.

You look gorgeous.

Oh, it's the dress that's gorgeous.

Where did you get it?

I made it.

I do a little sewing in my spare time,
just something I picked up. You put a

piece of string through a needle, you
call that a hobby? I'll never

Ray, I gotta tell you, Annie, I'm
absolutely in love with your haircut.

been wanting to chop this off, but,
uh... No, Bob, we've been through this.

Long hair is a gift. Not everybody can
pull that off. Why would you want to lop

off a gift?

Well, I think short hair would suit you.

Ray thinks cutting your hair is a
signature of the modern woman and the

civilization as he knows it.

And just what's so terrible about a
liberated woman?

Nothing at all. As long as there's a
fence around them.

All right.

Better get going.

Need Denise to pick some supper.

Nothing I love more than coming home to
a pork chop on the table and a pilsner

in a frosted glass.

Every man's day ended that way, we would
have no war.

Although the peace would be a little
tough to take.

You see?

Now that's why you got no man, Norris.
Hey, that's not nice.

I'm just saying.

Denise, it was really lovely to meet
you.

You should think about... Yeah, yeah,
enough, Norris. We gotta go.

All right.

Bye.

Hope to see you again soon, Annie.

I think you know more than you're
letting on.

Bobby didn't talk much about where he
was going or where he was from, but I

he missed home, wherever that was.

Said he didn't really feel like he had
one anymore.

Not one to call his own, at least, and I
could relate.

Though I'm sure you worthless pigs
wouldn't understand a thing like that.

I know you're probably used to being in
compromising positions, Miss Caston.

Well, let me tell you, shooting your
mouth off ain't gonna help you any.

was nothing he hated more than corrupt
cops.

And there's nothing those meat eaters
hated more than Bobby.

They started to suspect him of sniffing
around their dirty dealing.

Guess I shouldn't be surprised he died
in police custody.

Need I remind you he wouldn't have even
been here unless he had met you for some

early morning mating?

Tweet?

It's not your time yet, Sam.

It's not your time to go home. The
bluebirds ain't flying yet.

Not for you.

You still have work to do.

When it's your time to go, we will let
you know.

Your time will come.

Just as soon as one of these nuts crack,
then we all get to go home.

Let's go, Hooker.

Guess our mystery

man's running late.

Denise seems real sweet.

She's a peach and maroon.

Not at all what I expected.

I read somewhere that males are often
attracted to their female equivalent.

Am I not sweet?

I think I'm sweet.

What?

She never wants for nothing.

Once a year, I take her and her nasty
mother down to Cocoa Beach.

For her last birthday, I got us two
tickets to go see Dean Martin in

City. She likes Dean Martin? No, but I
do.

It must be him.

Wait, wait.

Sue said that only she was supposed to
be at the meeting. If you go too, you

might suspect something.

There is no way I'm letting you handle
this on your own.

Good afternoon.

I believe you have something for my
book.

When we spoke, I didn't realize you'd be
bringing a friend. Sue?

This is my brother, Tony. He's just a
little overprotective.

Can you give us a minute, Tony?

Yes, sir.

I trust you'll make sure that this makes
its way to Mr. Prince?

Of course.

Is there a message?

To go along with him.

Tell him I said goodbye.

And safe travels.

and says it's true the councilman could
have been taken out by someone who

wanted to keep him from investigating
corruption.

Do any of these cops have any debts you
know about or gambling problems or

skeletons?

When Maria was six, I bought her a brand
-new Hopalong Cassidy lunchbox because

she insisted there was a monster living
in her old one.

A few years later, I played a hooky and
took her to the Bronx Zoo for her

birthday.

But she'll never remember any of those
things.

All she remembers is that I got her
middle initial wrong on some silly

graduation pin.

Gene, I, uh... You can speculate on the
whys and hows all you want, Tyler.

But the fact is...

Our killer could be one of our own.

And there's no greater betrayal when
it's your own family.

You're a good kid.

You know what day it is.

Most of the time.

You should talk to him.

I'm not angry at you, Tyler, but that
doesn't give you the right to play Dear

Abby here.

Could one of these cops be a shooter?

If that's the case, I think I got a way
to flush this snake out.

This ain't the Mod Squad, no nuts.

We don't play games. We don't undermine
our superiors.

This is exactly why women shouldn't be
detectives.

Whatever the councilman was involved in,
looks like this is the guy we need to

talk to.

You know, doll, after this is over, we
should head over to the turtles.

We'll teach you to some chicken piccata
that'll change your life. Hey, meathead,

back off. Her life don't need changing,
all right?

We're just talking, though. Get your
cummerbund in.

Needs to find a pile.

Okay, so you know.

What are you gonna do?

Take away my dolls?

Can't watch my three sons for a month?

We're so mad at each other.

You and me.

I've been for as long as I know.

You know the first time you told me you
loved me, I was 19 years old?

That's not true.

Do you remember how I came home from
school special and I asked you to go for

walk and after 20 minutes of trying to
get out of that walk, you came with me

and I said to you, tell me that you love
me. I need you to tell me that you love

me. I need you so bad to tell me that
you love me. Do you remember?

And finally, you did.

After that.

Two whole hours after I cried myself
dry, you grunted it, you grunted it, and

patted me on the shoulder. Do you
remember?

That's not the first time I told you.
Yes, it was.

The first time I told you was when
Caroline Pfeffer called you stupid stalk

because you were taller than the other
girls.

I was in the first grade with Caroline
Pfeffer.

Yeah, so?

And I told you then.

Six years old. Of course I don't
remember that.

Well, I do.

Excuse me.

Don't talk to her! No, thank you. Son of
a bitch! I told you! Don't talk to her!

What did I tell you? I said don't talk
to her! Didn't I say that?

What did I say? What is it? Hey! Okay!

Hey! Okay! Hey!

You learn how to do that on a farm,
Russell?

I saw it on TV.

Because that's the first thing they
teach you to do at the academy.

I knew if a fight happened to break out
in this room, certain things would come

naturally to a cop.

You don't want to do that.

Russell! Russell, let her go. You know,
the second thing they teach you in the

academy, how to conceal a weapon.

Don't be stupid. Lower your weapons.

All right, drop the knife, Russell.

Let's talk about this. You and me, cop
to cop.

I didn't want to murder anybody.

But when Prince got pinched, I didn't
have a choice. I knew he was going to

spill about what he had on me. Whatever
reason you had to murder the councilman,

I'm sure was a good one. Get down!

Down! Now you're about to murder this
girl in cold blood for no good reason.

What's that going to get you?

You don't really want to kill another
innocent person, you say? You think the

councilman was innocent?

I gave 16 years of my life to this job.
He was going to put me away for twice

that long.

When all I did was do this city a favor
by shaking down a few low -life, filthy

drug dealers. The dregs of society.

Don't you worry, Maria.

He's not going to hurt you.

He knows better than to hurt you.

Don't you know better than to hurt her?

Things were a certain way in this city
before Prince arrived.

And he tried to change things.

Make them his way.

Drop your weapons!

What did he say, you son of a bitch?

Thank you.

Well

done.

I guess your new nickname should be No
Nonsense Norris, huh?

I'm only here to keep your girlfriend
safe.

The only thing in the briefcase, aside
from the file, is his postcard.

I guess I'll never know if the
councilman knew the way home or not.

He was confused, ma 'am.

Deeply troubled.

I know.

But part of me was hoping that he wasn't
crazy.

He could actually help me find the way
home.

You can always...

Click your heels together three times
and say... Yeah.

He never made it home.

He came so close, but he never made it.

if you really just said that or if I
imagined it

I said it and you imagined it

I wish I'd never gotten mixed up in all
this in the first place.

You couldn't have known when you walked
in here this morning that you'd end the

day held at knife point.

I'm not talking about the lockdown, Sam.

Oh.

Oh, right, right.

Don't look so aggrieved.

It's like what Dorothy says in The
Wizard of Oz.

There's no place like home.

If you want to find your heart's
desire...

Look no further than your own backyard.

What do you mean?

Thanks. No,

no, no. We're friends.

God made you cute.

But he also made you a little dense,
didn't he?

I'll see you around, detective.

Wait, that's... that's it?

We'll always have the file room.

or you don't want to get checked out by
a doctor? No, I'm fine.

Good night, Gene. You know, I was
thinking.

You've been calling me by my first name
since forever.

Why don't you try Dad just once here
with us? No, you try Dad just once.

I will, if you will.

Maybe someday, but not today.

I'll see you around, Gene.

See you around.

Ray, thank Denise for letting me borrow
her dress.

Good night, Ray.

You're feeling good, aren't you?

Smug.

You had quite a day. Got to play
detective.

Little... Interrogation. Little
undercover.

Little faving the boss's daughter.

Faving your silly ass.

Hey. It don't matter what you do.

Don't matter what happens.

You will always be known as Norris. The
one that don't belong.

The novelty.

The party favorite.

Capisce, me?

Okay.

Fine.

You do have to ask yourself, Ray, just
what is it about me that scares you

so damn much?

Which one are you?

All three.

Look, I've been thinking, boss.

I know that having me here can be
difficult for you.

What if I wanted to go back?

I'll get them on the horn right now.

You mean you can do that? You can just
send me back to where I came from?

Yeah.

Hello?

Is this the Wizard of Oz?

The Wizard will sort it out because of
the wonderful things he does.

You were transferred here at your own
request.

I didn't ask for you.

You wanted to come.

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond
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