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Far away from the eyes

the tears and pain

return to Pacello

so that the night can tell

Don't be afraid, Pacello

on a long road

trust your mind

and you'll soon be able to do it

like this

The knight you see here

is the noble Baccellus da Sernano

called the big fava

He is returning from the crossroads

where he bravely fought

for the liberation of
the Holy Sepulchre

When he shook the trumpet of duty

he did not hesitate

he left the young wife Ubalda

shortly in Palma

and left for Jerusalem

to fight against

the treachery of the unfaithful

But it was said to me

that he would have
left for a crossroads

and not for a crossroads

otherwise with the bastard

who would have put my signature

He says so

but in reality he is very happy

to have given his
heart for the homeland

However, the hero is now

a few leagues away from home

where he can take a bath

and yes, he really needs it

After the bath he
will be able to enjoy

the young wife

wishing in his heart

that no one else

has enjoyed it in his absence

What are you saying?

Ubalda, my wife and child

of great virtue

Virtue however

well guarded by this

this is called Chiave

She wears a belt of chastity

proof of catapult

Good not to trust you

It is not for not trusting

we would miss

I would put my hand on the fire

for Ubalda

in the guise of a blind muzz

You say?

Maybe we should go

My dear Ubalda

I have not yet undressed

and you already start the time

But hurry up then

The time is money,
my beautiful Morettino

Time, time, time

Hey, calm down, calm down

Madonna Ubalda, once

you will calm your boiling spirits

Meanwhile, Pacello along the road

finds a woman

who certainly is not waiting

the bus

At the time, animal

at the time

I dream or I am right

What do I see?

A woman guarded

She will certainly try to attack

button with a spirit

Hail to you, lady

of this hot season

suffers the cold

seen that the fire has been lit

But what monad did
you say, gentleman?

This fire means

that they are meritorious

It is true

It is true, meritorious

Wendol bodies

Forgive my ignorance

Ubalda, old woman

But you know

I have been far away for three years

in a place where it is good

that you never went

we went

daily in white

And how much do you require

not to read your
body with your head?

I am now at the horse a shield

in the catapult

two shields

But for twenty shields

I already look for
you from the vespers

to the branch

I feel good in the catapult

And what about your shields?

which by the way

do not seem to me even so dear

Usually I want four shields

but for the vespers

I make a political press

also to make war on
the brazilian viaducts

expensive

Demo

Demo, but I eat you

If you are good

you will make me a little gift

I want to buy it

Come on, come on

It's so hot, horse

A moment

A moment

Before dying

read this book

I do not need it

even if it's been three years

that something is still bothering me

Read, read

Before I get to know

my devil, your hell

I should punish him

in this house

as this one says

Duralex said lex

the law is the law

This is new

It is a new thing but necessary

He is against it, it is
no longer like before

there are too many
strangers, too many forests

and with that farce
he can avoid the evil

and then the doctor
of the house also said

Yes, I have to say

I have crossed you

please

I think I'm shy like a creature

I like it, I like it

and in the body of the balderabra

I drink the gentle soul

of a virgin

crazy

crazy

Oh

It's your turn

No, with me, but yes

Come on, Pawella

Say, with me, madonna Valda

Are you a contented woman

or do you make all the colors

Oh, and he says, is it a lamb

or is it a pig

Bad day for our hero

stubborn

crazy

and unhappy

You are a bitch

little bitch

very bitch

she stole me

every truth

disgraceful

the liquefaction of three years

of crossing

the autograph of
Crofredo of Buglione

but what matters most

the key that unlocks the treasures

in my balder

pure among the pure

cast

among the cast

the encounter with the
balder is approaching

and Baccello is rather

worried

I tell her to the balder

I could tell her that the bag

I am taken from a
morrow under the walls

of Jerusalem

the morrow, this for nature

I will pray, but here is my maggiore

to the temple

animal, to the temple

Oh sweet Ubalda

to your physical beauty

accompanies the
beauty of a good soul

you are squeezing a plate

of window and a handful of bread

to the needy

Ubalda, I'm here

I don't want to
steal, put me in line

but I don't need to put me in line

I'm the owner of this house

the owner?

you are Baccello da
Sarnano, said by the Pope

to serve you, sir

the husband

there is no hole

escape

the husband

but what strange needy

so many, nervous

and I'm so fast

Madonna

Madonna, your husband is here

what are you saying?

he's here, down there

give me the belt

but I still have half a clitcidra

I said go

here is another

sir

why do you exaggerate
with this beneficence

Ubalda

welcome back, Mr. Baccello

the house is at your service

ah, so we also did the golf

and I also see

new furniture

and of value

oh, what did you
win, the Toto Calcio?

nothing Toto Calcio,
nothing Gratte Vincima

it is the hard work of your lady

that in all these years, on the tomb

has reclaimed it for
nobles and prelates

and where is my noble wife now?

that we want to see her, touch her

after so many nights
that I only dreamed of her

where is she?

Baccello

Baccello

my dear husband

Ubalda, my dear wife

I did not see the time to see you

like me, me too, my lord and master

I did not see the time to see you

and now that I see you, I
do not see the joy anymore

finally I will not be forced to work

and finally you will free me

from the head to the feet

and from the legs

come on, take the key

and open this door

I am so unlucky

I am so unlucky

I can not do

one thing or another

how?

the purse was given to me

with all my real lives

including the key to a wall

a wall?

while he was lying in
front of the holy tomb

no

but do not despair

my dear

now I will go to the fable

that made the belt

to ask if it has a system

to open it

Lauretta

Lauretta

tell me, my dear

short that it may be

at the arrival of my husband

who knows how to behave

my dear, even if I had
the wings at my feet

I would never arrive before it

but now what do we do?

let's go

go Fax, fly

hey, what is this?

to work

go to work

work

do not let me lock my kicker

because otherwise one day

I will break everything

and then with my ass on the ground

and I will come back

who is it?

arrived Ororacotesto Fax

a fax

it will be the answer of Dini

to my project

to make the Lira enter the Smè

will it be?

will it not be?

damn waitress

who is Dona Ubalda?

but I will also want
you to go to work

I did not really want to

I did not really want to

hey

from home

Baccello da Sernano

said the fax is here

hey from home

how dare you serve

shut up a knight

pass the voice, Dona
Genuflesa is praying

but who would ever be this head

Dona Genuflesa where is she?

shut up

Dona Genuflesa de
Profundis del Verano

is the wife of Mastro Capuccione

wife? but why
Capuccione got married?

and since when?

recently

forgive me Madonna

there is this knight

but what about the famous

Fava Grossa

who covers himself with
glory in the Holy Land?

from your servants Madonna

the servant told me that

Dona Genuflesa de
Profundis del Verano

is the wife of Mastro

Guido Alberto da Giussano

said Capuccione legista

brilliant inventor

and it's your husband

that I'm looking for

I remember that once he worked

here at home

now he opened a great laboratory

and where did he find the money?

Genuflesa

here he comes

Genuflesa

how are you?

how are you? I see you on the ball

the echo of your

Holy Land impressions has reached us

so there are some assaults

some robberies

modesty

modesty of the valuable

Baccellone

Baccellone

you met my wife

you offered her something
to the hero of the two worlds

I didn't understand

the last thing

thank you Madonna

but first I have to
talk with your husband

your pleasure

in the meantime I
will give my prayer

for your head

and you

you were right on the first morning

now I say the one on Tuesday morning

then I say the one on
Wednesday morning

then I say the one on Friday

then on Saturday

etc. etc. etc.

woman of great faith

go Genuflesa

great faith

woman a bit naughty

you know my Baccellone

woman of the deep south

Trinagria, wait

how come

the man of the north of Balmastina

of Rungella

brought me in debt

8000 scudi

8000 scudi

is the daughter of Don Rosario

a very powerful islander

but let's talk about us

what can I do

this man

let's say he is covered in glory

I have been covered in glory

but since I came back

I have been covered in better

than we leave aside

what happened then?

then I do not know what happened

I only know what happened to me

they took everything from me

but what is more serious

I have the key to open the belt

of Chastity of my beloved wife

I have been waiting for
this moment for three years

and now that the wheel

Nisba

you have to do something to open

this belt of Chastity

no, no, it seems easy

dear my Baccellone

if I made

belt of Chastity
that could be opened

without a key

what belt of Chastity would they be?

you tell me, then among other things

what figure would all my factory do?

but I understand this

but ninja is a way

a bas-partout

ninja is no system

the only thing is a nice

denuncetta

but I did it to the
commissariat in triple copies

they even put the carbon paper under

and then you have
to hope that justice

is the thief of the key

and unfortunately my dear Baccellone

you have to put your soul in peace

you can not do anything

Geno

see that now we go out

come here

I come with you

give me a hand

what is this?

the hood

talk like your mother

we'll see what we can do

at the lab

Baccellone, bird

bird

ball change

40 pairs

internal service

forza mori

do you want to make a goal?

I'm better than the cross

here it is

I give you a swat

come on, come on, come and play

is it possible that the crosses have
taken you out of the good mood?

I remember that you
were good at this game

leave me alone

hello everyone

with the highest today

martingale, Toto has arrived

come here Toto

do you want to play a game?

what is that?

a new game, Toto Nero

come on, come on

I just want to play

I just said what happened to me

and you want to play

I'm desperate

who knows how he took it

he didn't even talk to me

neither in sleep nor
at night nor in the day

he said he would prefer

to be shot

in the middle of the
woods rather than suffer

what is this torture?

how not to understand

you are very kind and delicate

when you were a child

you didn't go out of the house

you didn't cover your neck

come on, let's drink

here a little

welcome back

come on, drink and forget

thank you, thank you

but now I have to go home

let's have another drink

let's have another drink

thank you, I have to go home

I'm alone and I want to be with you

but no, it's worse

the more you see, the
more you feel the desire

and why do you want
to make her suffer?

you say

here a little

so much for the tip

thank you, it's nice

to be in the middle of friends

let's drink

make yourself comfortable

then after this, the hour closes

the boat can go back from
one moment to the other

don't worry, your husband
will not come back soon

he is tired of drinking with friends

hey, do you want to see
where you put your feet?

excuse me, sir

but I'm not stupid

sir, but

aren't you from here?

no, I'm a forestry worker

and I come here from time to time

to have fun with a
beautiful woman as a nurse

here in Sernano

there is a woman of such fact

and of great experience and mastery

if you want, I'll take
you there in a moment

but drive me right now

it's been three years
since I've seen a woman

three years?

and why not?

it's a long story,
but I'll explain later

but drive me from this nurse

because I want to go crazy

come on, let's go

here we are

this is the house where

the nurse works

I have a dream

what? are you sure?

now I'm out

just go through the door

and immediately put yourself

first in the house
and then in the toilet

but in the toilet of who?

of the nurse

yes, it must be the servant

who needs to be put on the market

but which servant?

who is the owner?

you have to talk to her

what happened?

the emotion

ah, I understand, after three years

but it's not three years

but I found out

to have a nurse under the nose

and I never noticed

it seems that what you say is true

you will see that
she will take ten steps

and you will also know

Madonna, there is a
customer over there

who asks for an audience

but I had not told you to close

yes, but he insists so much

he says he comes from afar

that it will be enough half the time

that you give to others

and that he will pay you double

but what are you
waiting for? let him in

come on

come on

come on

I'm already here

and me too

between the bad guys

you?

yes, me

here you have to explain to me

how this belt

is here

instead of there

to safeguard your virtue

but what did you think?

that I was here for three years

with that piece of
iron between my legs

that does not even allow
the use of the slip prosthesis

do you practically feel them?

explain to me

do you realize what I'm asking for?

this is the role of the wife

to wait

for the treacherous
return of the warrior

and then concede to him

in the consolation
of so many battles

bitch

treacherous

and I was here

waiting for you

after having done for three
years the interesting thing

you also go crazy

you get angry, you
scream, you threaten

but who told you that
you were going crazy?

but then tell me how did you open

this belt since the only key

was in my possession

how did you do without the key?

I had to eat, no?

since you left me and with
the washing machine rates

to pay without the
beak of a quattrino

oh beak

an unfortunate end

instead it's just like that

then I went to Capozione, the legist

to ask for a loan

but he, who did not have money

suggested me the
way to land the lunar

so

he broke

remodeled

he fucked up your belt

oh no

he has not fucked up anything

he simply did

a duplicate of the key

in exchange for 50% of my money

that I give him regularly

and that the guide Alberto

instead invests in his inventions

I swear

to Guanzo di Glovaga

in vain

traitor of traitors

but I break the
wheel of the miniscule

lady, the quest is over

cast and trepid

another time

I will take this tomorrow

from the great judge as a testimony

of the court

and I will denounce Capozione

of private homicides

I ask justice

Mr. Judge Teufelattico

great judge, justice

lies great judge

lies knowing how to lie

he is a fucking liar

silence, absolute silence

listen, if I hear

a word, a sigh

I suspend the trial

and I send the advertising

I double send

we come to your facts

Messer Messer Baccello

do you support

that the one present here

Guidalberto da Giussano

Capozione the legalist

is guilty

of violation of private homicides

where private homicides

is for the belt of chastity

of your wife

Dona Ubalda

exactly, it is not true

silence, I want to hear the silence

but Messer

how much do you support, the proof

here is the great judge

this is the duplicate

of the key

that the one present here

Capozione did

while I was

doing the macho in De La Samba

the macho

take the key

the key here from me

well

we put this

here to the cats

then Messer

Capozione da Giussano

have you heard, what do you have

to say to your apology

enough so

a moment, you will tell me later

now we send

the TV, yes

Messeri and Madonna

the machine of justice costs

and if you want the free trial

you must get the TV

stay with us

Madame Messeri

public attention

it is an important moment

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then I explain the
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and at this point the
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we give the word

Capoccioni

what do you have to
say to your apology

not a thing

great judge, not a thing

just that this

Arnes is here

he is a great fregnacciaro

he offended me,
Mr. Judge, he offended me

but there is a fregnacciaro

is venial, offended, go

is offended, venial

then you know what I tell you

that you are a great ... silence

you deny having

the double of the key

absolutely

not true, Mr. Judge, not true

my wife told me

that they were ass and shirt

then all that remains is to call

to the towers Dona Ubalda

let Dona Ubalda in

Madonna

you swear to tell the truth

only the truth, only the truth

only the truth,
essentially the truth

Mr. Judge

say it globally, I swear

I swear, you have already said

yes, I'm sorry, I
didn't hear it, I swear

your husband here

the present face

claims that you in conduct as

Serlo Capoccioni

have agreed to offer

the belt of chastity

for the trade of your

of what

that belt had to

protect, what do you answer?

what do I do, Mr. Judge?

what do I do, Mr. Judge?

moment, Mr. Judge,

ask her how she ever

found a key at home

seen that the other, the original

had been left behind

did you hear, Madonna?

yes, and then you answer

that there are not two keys

but only one

and he kept the kiss

silence, kiss

continue, Madonna

so it happens that

when he came back
from the crossroads

after three years

he regularly opened the belt

but since he read the domestic paper

what happened?

he read it, to demonstrate impotence

he closed it out of spite

and he stood up with
this half-earned version

oh god, I feel bad

yes, okay, but do it in silence

and this is the truth, truth

sacrosanct

then I just have to solve

I need Alberto Capocione

said the legist, from
the accusations to him

the seat is removed

a moment, Mr. Judge, a moment

I could have the key

with your permission

crowned and okay

but impotent, no?

so if you give me the key

I would like to give my wife

a little demonstration

that's right, but you can't

because this key is kidnapped

as the king's body

be careful, Mr. Judge, very careful

I could evaluate if
there are extremists

for a counter-denouncement

for an attempt to
contaminate the evidence

Mr. Bacello

but the immortality

and Nina add something else

this is my treachery

will give me the reason that
the corrupt justice denied me

at this point the citizen rebels

and he does justice

from the sixth

first I will expose
myself with Capocione

making him try my treachery

and then with you

my lady

making you try the other

I have an order

now go to hell

to you Capocione

to you

ah, bravo

now I will go from the great judge

to say that you wanted to kill me

you will go out in the galleys
until the end of your days

but what do you say

but don't you see that he is safe

and for heart I motivate him

you came here then

I came here without
any evil intention

in my heart

but for

but for

but to see your latest inventions

so as a friend

but also as a partner

come, I'll show you the new marks

add voice that you have new

come

come Paccello, come, I'll show you

look at this

eh, this here

you slap it in the ear paddling pool

and you talk to us,
whoever has the same one

even if you are wearing

who hears

and what is his name? Granseo

take, take, take

and then we have this here

hello, hello, hello

but who is here, no
one seems well loved

they will be out, no, come, come

I'll show you my jewel

here it is

I called it autobot

four spots

ah

hey, I'm the pisteru

then I say four

hey pisteru

go to work, do you understand?

megaphone, my invention

hey, also there, work, work

also there

you are left breathless

my inventions, true Paccello

I am an inventor with the balls

and you?

well Paccello, now I have
to go to the grocery store

I walk and you?

I walk and die

then Paccello, space made

friends as before, here at hand

and give my homage to Donna Ubalda

present, what is this thing?

ah, this thing is my invention

it is called

rearview mirror

that allows you to see who arrives

without rotating the hood

did you understand?

capisciai, homo vulcanico

thank you Paccello, one
day I want to invite you

to my house that I
will make you taste

cassola, do you understand?

hello

wait a minute

but Ninjimondi

it's over

full, I'm going to make it full

the horn

and give us the
hand, the one that was

and bring him

go, go and go capuccio

go that I will intrude in your

maggiore to seek revenge

to cross with your

lady, and if you can

I will inform

bandits, finders,

local TV, you must know it

all of Italy, from
Riedi to Passo Corese

to Rome via Mediolanum

that capuccio

lechista is this great cornutissimo

did you say?

no, I said, go, go

to Vare il Pienissimo, this is

what a revenge, perhaps better

of the expulsion,
also because the lady

under the hood can also be well put

to revenge then

to revenge, to revenge

to revenge

great judge

to serve you

but what an honor your visit

what a good wind, wind of pop

Madonna, sorry for the plural

escape me, I mean

wind of pop, come

to bring you the key

so that you can

dispose as you want

oh my god, thank you

thank you, but you do not know

what a pain to live with such

silence between the legs

atrocious, for this

I rushed to you

I should not, as it is

body of a king, but

I prefer to close an eye

to free you from the

atrocious

give me here

no, it's a moment

every liberator usually

enters the liberated city with great

wind of flags and fanfare

emotions and other

you want to serve me

judge Teofilatto

I do not have the secret hope

my god

yes

although it is

a quick thing, because my
husband could come back

give me the key

the key

where is the woman Genuflesa

in the garden

no, sister, you can not

be quiet, servant

I was going to give you a lot

no, no, I arrived at the hour,
I disturbed you, forgive me

it's nothing

in general it is the
lunch of mid-morning

and I am a little lazy

and you have a benefit

what benefit

it's a torment, not a pleasure

you say, it seems to me

that you missed

a flag of the twelve, well balanced

do you intend to flag

and to me they flagged me every day

the infidels wanted me to

worship the god

they tied me to a pole,
they stripped me naked

with decency speaking

and down flagged

Abhiura is your god

and I never

and down flagged

Abhiura is your god

and I never

and down flagged

all who told me Abhiura

Abhiura

Abhiurino and down flagged

there were the flaggers

a rotation

a pain

and I tear you

and blood, blood, blood

Bernano said the big
fairy, Nina Biola. Never!

My God, knight, how heroic you are!

She does what she can.

How tough you are!

It's faith that makes me tough,
just like it makes you inviolable.

It's just like that. It's good.

How did you know
everything about Ceparotti?

But the cover!

I'm a poet from
the history of dinner.

It's better not to play written.

If a woman is a woman, there
is no faith that it is enough.

Interesting consideration.

Please, please, put them together.

Thank you, Madonna, you are kind.

It's the wedding.

A lute.

A wedding gift.

Nice instrument.

You know how to play.

I'll arrange myself.

Before the war, I was the
guitarist in the Vals medias.

Let me hear something.

Does it make sense?

No, I was trying to
say something musical.

This suits us.

This night, without
you, I will have to stay

for hours of love.

Forgive me, Madonna.

I invite you.

You will arrive in this hour.

Your lady has invited the
roc of the blind Adrialina,

who will sit at the Pararochi
today at 5 o'clock sharp.

I invite you to go
after the two people,

and you will get the dark tone.

And you will go?

Why not?

A roc, a vagabond, innocent.

What's wrong with that?

Rather, my husband is absent,

and a woman alone of these times,

a man will accompany us, Cavaliere.

Do you mean, Madonna,

but I don't dress him
according to the circumstances,

and I don't think I
could go to the Major

in time to wear the smocking,

with the traffic of the hour.

What are you saying?

The glorious cross-dressed uniform

is the most elegant of the clothes.

If I reach the roc in your arms,

it will be the most
admired of the ladies.

And then, after the roc,

we will return here
for a cup of Malphasia.

And can I make you feel something?

Perhaps.

So be it, I will accompany you.

All right.

Did you ring, Madonna?

Yes, I prepared my
Celestino da Guisson.

Celestino da Guisson,
a sartorio of great taste,

like all the regions.

Is that also your
husband's invention?

It's ingenious, isn't it?

He calls it a panello.

One splash and the servant arrives.

Two splashes and the cook arrives.

Three splashes and
the palafreniere arrives.

Your husband has a big brain.

Yes, and he has a big brain.

It's a pity that other
things are small.

What did I say?

It's done.

Find out.

What are you doing?

Please.

I'm sorry, Dona Ubalda,

but we judges keep
everything under key.

Confidences, confessions,

the living hand and
the pleasure angle.

But still with the belt closed.

We'll open it when I come back.

Madonna, if I come back,

because from now on
you will be only mine.

But now I have to go.

They are waiting for
me at the panorama.

What a ball!

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Fala Roghi.

The show you are going to see

is offered by Five Roghi,

a leading company in
the sector of burners.

Now our assistant will read us

the results and the rankings

of the last Roghi.

Thank you very much.

Arezzo, Florence, 2 stars.

Monte Sant'Angelo, Benevento,

a maniac with 5 stars.

Carrarese, Rome,

a greaser with 1.

Mediolanum, Naples,

3 stars.

Classification,

he always leads
Benevento with 21 stars.

Mediolanum, Monte Sant'Angelo,

Florence, Naples.

Poor Naples.

Now I see the contest

made by my friend for INUS.

What did you hit him with?

Robbery, mischief

and, I dare not say it,

robbery.

This girl today,

she wants everything right away.

Cows, horses, clothes.

Madonna,

can't you just look at me

while I'm painting my eyes?

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

And now, dear friends,

the show continues with the

Scottaditos.

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

The Scottaditos

And now, dear friends,

to continue this wonderful afternoon

of this Sunday,

we're going to burn
this beautiful girl

to whom we'll ask questions

because we like to know everything

about who has to be burned.

Right?

So, what's your name?

Trielina.

Very well.

You are Trielina.

And where do you come from?

From Acetone Scalo.

I understand.

Acetone Scalo.

Listen, what do you do in life?

Here, I would like to be an
actress, singer, top model, dresser.

Oh, how many things!

Listen, Trielina, but
why do they burn you?

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Stregoneria.

Rapping.

Libidic attitude.

Wow!

What's your sign?

I bet, no virgin.

No virgin.

Watermelon.

I understand.

But this won't make you look
like you're burned, unfortunately.

So, inquisitive, shall I go?

What's going on?

Damn it! He was not
traveling to South America!

Suspend him!

He's right, stay there.
Maybe he'll thank you.

Holy Mary, I bow down to you
with devotion, and I sign this ring.

Holy Mary, bless
me, for I have sinned.

Go, and do not sin anymore.

Holy Mary, I have sinned.

Go, and do not sin anymore.

Holy Mary, what do we owe the
great honor of your holy presence?

I was passing by. Why
did you burn that woman?

Pretending to be a meritorious
woman, she dragged him away,

and by showing him her
grace, then, incredible,

she beat him and stole
everything from him.

What do I have to hear?
What do I have to hear?

A meritorious and fattening woman,

and a daughter of a beggar who,
if she didn't give me the purse,

I'd kill the thief!

And a big thief!

I want to burn you personally.

Holy Mary, if you want,
I beg you, it's ready.

I'll do more, I'll
bring her to Rome.

We have installed a multiple burner.

It burns twenty women
at the same time,

and with great suffering.

Oh, I'm progressing, I'm
progressing, Holy Mary.

Then, give me that woman
who wants to burn her,

with my own hands, from
Guam to the whole city,

with a similar currency.

Holy words!

Give the fattening and fattening
woman to her Holy Mother!

What a pity to have
to pay for the tickets.

This is a real massacre.

Kill yourself there, burned
personally by the father.

But go, nun.

Listen, do you recognize me?

Yes.

Maria, and the dear?

The Pope's clothes, where
did you get them from?

What do you care?

You have to give me the purse,

or I'll report you
to the inquisitor.

And what did the inquisitor say?

That you are not the
Pope, but a vulgar mystifier?

That you do a placer?

That you beg at the price of one?

And then, let's put it in the bag,

so that the inquisitor
doesn't see it.

And what did the inquisitor say?

Maria, sir, beg at the price of one.

And then, let's put it like this,

either you give me
the purse, or I'll ...

But, sir, I'm leaving you here

with the language that a
lady is beating you in front of.

A lady?

I laughed a lot.

I laughed a lot.

You have the fattening
woman in your eyes.

But have you ever seen
how a real lady is made?

Huh?

Shake it up little by little, huh?

Give me back my bag, come on!

Go there, turn right now!

What do you want me to do now?

And where are you taking
me? To another office?

To another place where I work?

And where I steal?

To a fucking highway?

Oh, I want your bag back!

Affirmative!

Then walk away, turn right,

and don't bother me anymore,

because you're
making me look like this!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Son of a bitch, do
you want to fuck me?

Make it quick, Madame
Ubalda is desperate!

What's going on?

What's going on?

Hey, Ubalda!

What's going on?

Guida Alberto, my love, finally!

What's all this hurry?

Look, I'm pregnant again!

That pearl of your husband?

No, the great judge Teo Filatto!

He holds the key that
that idiot of my husband

is the one who is going to sue me!

And now he wants to exclude me!

Ignored and sealed!

That's the problem!

You should be able
to tighten the belt

without the judge seeing it!

I could try with the laser!

The laser?

It's an invention, it's a...

that I haven't invented yet, it's...

But you can't change it!

Good!

You said it right!

Change woman!

What are you doing?

It's a joke, Cicetta!

I change the lock!

So Teo Filatto arrives,

tries and doesn't open!

A flaw is always possible, isn't it?

Bravo Cappuzzo, bravo!

Go, follow the road, further ahead!

Here we are!

We arrived!

Really?

What's the hurry?

This mule has consumed
five kilos of wheat!

The animal is fine here?

Yes, so much so that
no one passes by!

Clean your shoes!

Sorry about the mess,

but you know, today
it's hard to find a maid!

Make yourself comfortable!

Do you want me to prepare
something for you to drink?

No!

That one broke!

No!

Maybe that one broke!

I found that one broken!

Sorry, but...

You know I have
nothing to offer you?

If you want, I can jump
into the supermarket!

No, let it go!

Let it go!

What is this mess?

This is almost the
way of the princes

Brandimarte and Ferroniero,

Vacariello of Chiara Luce

and Testa Seca from Spoleto!

I know!

The most illustrious house!

And you are one of the
squatters of the princess!

I am the princess!

I am Donna Trielina,
Cetilene, Bobina, Marmitta,

Natava, Cariello, Brandimarte,

Testa Seca, Chiara
Luce from Spoleto,

Grand Duchess of the
Holy Roman Empire,

Marchesa of the Pinsimonium

and wife of Admiral Duke
Timon III from Bonpresso!

You fools!

I am Caio Giulio Cesare,

the conqueror of the Calli!

You don't believe me, do you?

Look!

Nice nails!

And with this?

Look better!

Come closer!

Two angry vandals who look
at each other, I deceive them!

But this is the banner of
the third role of Bonpresso!

The admiral gave it to me
on the day of the wedding.

Cetilene, Marmitta, Grand
Duchess of the Holy Roman Empire,

Lady, Duke, Baroness, Princess,

Lady, Duke, Baroness, Princess,

Lady, Duke, Baroness, Princess,

Admiral!

Forgive me!

I am an asshole!

Come on, gentlemen!

You couldn't have known!

So why, Princess, are you
a meritorious and fattening?

Because my Augusto Mario

is the one who made
Mania talk about wars.

He is the one who
beat up all my real ones.

He armed a fleet,

he saved,

he punched,

and he covered it with glory.

He lost the fleet,

he saved,

he punched again.

No!

He always spent on me.

And so,

left without a stake,

after I had to sell everything,

I invented the work
of the Grassation.

With you it had gone well,

but not with that
man dressed in black,

ignoring that he
was the great judge.

When you say the joke...

With all due respect,

Marquessa Serenissima, Marmitta,

Cetilene,

why exactly Grassatice?

I mean,

you are well in flesh.

You would have earned
much more as a meritorious

even with less risk, eh?

He is my beloved husband.

Not only did he remove the stakes,

but also this possibility.

Look what the great one knows.

And now he tells
him that he is already

at the bottom of the Sea of Cyprus,

with all the fleet
and the key included.

But...

But I heard at the
end of the newspaper

that the Admiral,

your husband,

has been saved.

They saw him go to
Gallipoli with a stick.

Really?

But what a nice news!

Are you happy?

Yes, of course.

Then let's talk about us.

You're right, I owe you my life.

With all due respect,

Serenissima,

not to break my hair in four,

but I owe you my purse.

If that's true,

that's why I brought you here.

Come.

Here is the purse.

That's all.

A key,

the autograph of
Gofredo de Buglione,

the money,

and, by the way,

I have been given five shields

for the most urgent needs.

You did well, Serenissima,

but now,

with your permission,

I would like to go home.

What do you mean?

That our lives are divided?

As if that were not the case.

But your husband,

the Admiral,

will arrive at any moment.

Yes.

He will enter through that door

and he will look at me politely.

Is that so?

He will base his hand on me.

Is that so?

Yes.

Then he will say,

Well found, my darling.

Well found, my darling.

Then he will base his
hand on me like a madman.

Like a madman?

Then,

burning with bramosy,

he will undress me.

And if he will undress too?

Yes.

Then,

burning with libido,

he will throw me into the bed.

And he will offer
me his virile sword,

gigantic,

hard.

But who is it, Bossy?

In the ecstasy of frenzy

that we had to dismantle,

it gave an important touch.

My husband,

before offering me his virile sword,

he gave me that
vast belt of chastity.

Do you want me to refuse?

Without the key.

Yes,

to make theater.

What theater?

What have they done to this belt?

This is a Schwarzenbacher.

Really, Grandma?

This is a Germanic belt,

inviolable.

The cost is triple of those

that can be found on the market,

but indestructible.

My husband told me

that only a monkey

has a happy beak,

and if he could trust

Capuchon and Leghista.

So he said the Ammaraglio?

Yes.

Do you want me to refuse?

Thank you.

As if he had accepted.

There was nothing to do,

this Schwarzenbacher.

Look,

even this time you are in white,

but now

I have the key,

I make a flight from Ubalda

and I claim my rights.

Holy shit!

Caputana!

What do you want, sir?

The urban spies

deceived me,

the animal.

Oh,

no one bothered him.

It happens that

sometimes someone

leaves his coat hanger

in the double line

and nothing happens.

And how am I here?

How do I get home?

You can walk, sir,

it's just a few legs.

It's the animal,

it's the car.

But what do I think?

You are one

who knows urban police.

Walk slowly, sir.

Goodbye.

Walk?

I never put my heart

into it,

I don't do it anymore.

Oh,

finally, Theo.

Thank you,

madonna.

Just finished

the justice work.

Oh,

you can't do it anymore,

you can't do it anymore

of these spectacular executions.

But fortunately

there was the Pope's arrival

to raise the audience.

It's up to you,

judges,

I'm ready.

It doesn't open.

Strange.

And yet it doesn't open.

I'm desolate.

And I'm screwed.

Hey, Triolina,

how sweet you are.

How rapable you are.

If you didn't have

all these cables

for the hood

and you,

a husband who

was about to come back,

but mainly

that

my beloved Ubalda

liked all the horns.

And thanks to Cotesta

I'll open

the door

to Cognato.

As for Cappuccione,

for revenge,

I'll think

about Foscia.

Because first

the pleasure

and then the grief.

What do you say?

Ubalda!

Ubalda!

It's me,

Baccello da Sernano,

your husband's

great-grandfather.

What's the matter?

Why are you shouting?

Get ready,

my darling,

for you'll

finally

get the bag

that was given to me.

And how did you

do that?

Wasn't it

given to you

by a moron

while you were

fighting Interra Santa?

Interra Santa?

What are you talking about?

A moron?

Interra Santa!

Is that what you said?

Yes, that's right.

And how did you

find the moron?

A miracle!

A miracle!

Do you think

he was walking

across the street?

When I saw

that he was

washing

the glasses

in front of him.

But look.

Did you find out?

No, I said,

but look at the case.

No,

when you say

the combination,

you know that

when the war

ended,

the moron

grabbed weapons,

and threw them

into the bag.

That's right.

The good thing

is that

everything is in there.

Even the keys?

The money and the key.

Let's see the keys.

First the key,

because

in three years

he will

go back

to his grave.

Get ready,

ladies.

The body

of a moron,

that is,

of a moron,

doesn't work.

That's strange.

Even the belt

is always the same.

Even the key

is always the same.

There's the nut.

There's the nut.

Favacrosso Ubalda,

18th of July,

1096.

The lock must be defective.

The lock, eh?

I know

who is to blame.

And that inventor

is a moron

of Capoccioni.

But if I see him,

I'll kill him.

I'll kill him.

Where is it?

Where is my

trammagazza?

Capoccioni!

Capoccioni!

Disgraceful

of a Nordic

buffoon!

Capoccioni!

Capoccioni!

Capoccioni!

Disgraceful

of a Nordic

buffoon!

Hey, but first

I'll get you out of here.

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you a

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

I'll make you

Thank you very much!

I'm going to

Thank you very much!

Hooray!

Hooray!

La Nirvana!

You're going to

make me a

You're the only one in there
who has to do the dinner.

But I only have this.

And to get there, I haven't
even finished paying for the mutu.

Only you have the package.

Yes, I have the package.

Come on, you scoundrels.

But now I know what I have to do.

You again?

Quick, introduce me
to Madonna Genuflesa.

Impossible.

Madonna is the one who bleeds.

Even you, I don't
want to know more

about all these
ladies who bleed, no.

She left me to suffer in peace.

Sophonisba, the cat.

Now my faithful servant
will bleed me out.

Again?

Then I will immerse
myself in boiling water.

The cat?

No, me.

Then I will fry myself a cherry
that will pull out the flesh.

And then tomorrow
morning I will eat it.

No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And then tomorrow
morning I will eat it.

I'm ready, Madonna.

Sophonisba, come here.

Look, you have to
report to the police.

Go away.

Madonna, why are you
so angry with yourself?

If you knew, knight, where
were you during the ritual?

At the toilet.

You disappeared for a long time.

No, no, it's just
that for breakfast I

ate a meal of pig's
trotters with lard,

blood, beans and onions
with tripe and rosemary.

If you see that rosemary has
hurt me, then you understand.

In short, in your absence,
his holy person has arrived.

I guess I flirted,
I guess I flirted.

In short, I kneeled in
front of him and said,

Holy Mary, bless me
because I have sinned.

Do you know what he answered to me?

You can not sin anymore.

I told you, did you hear?

No, it's that he beat the others
and then he does it himself.

He always does it
like that, you know?

Sophonisba, prepare the
room, I'll be right back.

And so I decided
to get rid of my sins.

What sin, Madonna,
you are lecherous.

You are the one who asked me.

You who induced me to
be the most evil of all sins.

Adultery.

Adultery?

But I came here, I talked, I
sang, I sang and I went in white.

What does it matter?

Adultery is for intentions.

Do you think we did it?

Oh, damn it, I need it.

Do you want me dead?

Here is the pinzone.

From here.

Disgraceful walker, go and
get the pants and the tent.

I hate you.

You will see, Madonna, I will heal
your wounds and I will heal mine.

Yes, but not here, that between
blood and the tent of hatred.

And if the Persian
carpets are missing.

Where then?

There, in my room.

I do not speak Swiss.

In the bedroom.

A little.

But gentleman, tell me, why
do you take so much care of me?

But why, because of
me, you hurt yourself,

even if to remain
faithful to a man.

Why?

What can I say about my husband?

He is a man of honor.

I swear to fidelity on the altar,
he would never disgust me.

What does this little smile
represent to me, the cuckoo?

No, because I am sure
that on your beautiful

face, I will always
be faithful to you.

And if I showed
you that this is true?

And how could you?

By referring to the
skulls of some visionary.

No, by showing with
your own eyes your

beloved husband in
the act of a cuckoo.

And if I showed you
that I am a cuckoo?

No, because I am sure
that on your beautiful

face, I will always
be faithful to you.

And if I showed you
that I am a cuckoo?

No, because I am sure
that on your beautiful

face, I will always
be faithful to you.

And if I showed you
that I am a cuckoo?

No, because I am sure
that on your beautiful

face, I will always
be faithful to you.

And if I showed you
that I am a cuckoo?

No, by showing with my
own eyes your beloved

husband in the act of
committing adultery.

I understand.

My husband must have
spoken of that conviction.

No simulation, no white traps.

I will show you your indirection.

You will see the beauty of the land.

I warn you, gentleman, if you
lie, I will refer to all my peace.

And she will send her chicks
and make you run away.

Run away? What is it about?

I will explain it to you.

What force with this rascal?

But I am sure that
they are all lies.

Oh, you little beast,
how I never knew you.

It is clear that your
wife keeps you at bay.

At bay?

The last time we made love,
the dinosaurs were just dead.

And then she is always with me.

Blame, blame, blame,
my maximum blame.

Oh, what balls.

What balls, really.

Then everything gets wet.

In fact, believe me,
it is not very virile.

How is it wrong?

How is it wrong?

Of course, a virile like you
to get involved with that bitch.

You sound a little silly,

but you would have
spat over 8,000 shields.

Do you know how much those
inventions cost me that I do?

Do you know how much
it costs me a little bit?

I almost go from the
father, the trinacria,

I make the increase in capital.

Great son of a bitch,

he has broken my son-in-law,

I would have cut him into pieces,

but now I put this blade in
your heart and put it in half.

Then you take the heart blade up

and push it into your heart,

the greatest, most handsome
and the most beautiful.

No, no, Madonna, Madonna,

your trinacria idiom is dark to me,

but it seems to me that
you are a little pissed off.

I'm pissed off.

I want to put this knife in the
heart of that man of nothing,

and then ...

And then put it in the
heart of my wife, is that so?

Precisely, my child.

Madonna, Madonna.

It seems to me that those
two have to deal with so little.

Little?

It's like a little
punch, a little cut,

it's a little thing.

The colossal fault of those two

deserves something more.

Do you believe me?

You are right.

You know what I do?

I tell my father

and he sends you Rosario Ficcarazzi,

Sopranature,

Carminetto Badalamenti,

a massacre.

More?

More.

Look at these little ones.

Oh, Madonna,

I say more,

because we have to give
them bread for focaccia.

Bread and focaccia.

Bread and focaccia
means that the two of us

will do the same to
them as they did to us.

The same to them?

But then they give it to us.

And we also give it to them,

so they learn.

Hey, gentleman,

no, please,

I'm still a married woman.

And so am I,

but he got married to
you only with money

and you heard him.

And then you got hurt
in the ribs for nothing.

You have already
paid us in a funeral.

Oh, gentleman,

no, please,

calm down.

What are you doing?

It's not possible.

What are you standing on?

Ah, and this is called the
position of the sentinel.

We say,

O cannola verticale.

You are very dangerous.

Oh, God,

this funeral.

They spoke so badly to me.

And who was this bastard?

Oh, gentleman,

let's go to your place.

Enno!

Let's get rid of you.

Excuse me,

but first I want to
give the four of us

to that great, cool, stupid.

Oh, wait,

but don't waste time,

what does it matter to you,

I have to tell you.

Enno!

Fragrance is fragrance.

But you look at the girl.

But I have to go to Lourdes.

No, interesting.

Baccello!

You are here, Baccello!

Trielina!

Baccello!

Baccello!

Princess!

I finally found you.

What a pleasure to see you.

I came to give you a night.

No, no, no,

don't worry,

it's a symbol of repatriation.

Baccello!

Now,

Pawella!

Soon a messenger arrived

to tell me that

along the Gallipoli

is the patino that my
husband was rowing.

My husband

is rowing another patino

that only had 3,000 Albanians.

And the pepper?

Now it's all

on the bottom of the sea of Puglia.

But then you are free,

but then you are free,

free,

free!

My son,

don't be so excited,

Favagrosa.

On the bottom of the sea of Puglia

there were only two patinis,

my husband and 3,000 Albanians,

but you are also

the key of the Schwarzenbacher.

Ah yes,

the Schwarzenbacher.

Bronze,

Giza,

bronze,

practically without the key

you are inviolable.

And don't finish here,

go home,

go!

What's the matter?

It's not over yet,

do you understand?

You,

Genuflessa,

it's not what you think.

We are doing the tests

of a new toy

that I invented

and I called

Beato

among the women,

do you understand?

Yes, yes,

this will ruin my face

and his little ones.

What do you think?

Shut up,

can I?

But stop that voice,

do you understand,

Terrona?

One moment,

do you understand?

Terrona,

do you understand?

Shut up,

do you understand?

Shut up,

do you understand?

I'm sorry.

Thank you,

Master,

for opening my eyes

with this fetus.

You,

your socks,

never do them to you.

Ah,

you went to bed

with my wife

and they wouldn't be,

as you say,

mine?

My father will

avenge my honor

than yours this year,

of course.

Mine would like to

avenge it alone,

if you allow.

But not with me,

I have to do

at least

what?

At least what?

Do you understand

what you're saying?

What you're saying?

Yes,

why?

Because there would be

one to force,

if you can,

I will

give up

my revenge.

What will

only one of you

be able to do?

He was your father,

I understand.

I'll try.

Princess,

please.

But that's

the witch,

her holy grace.

Yes,

she's the one

who made me

recite the act

of pain

and then she told me

to go

and not sin anymore.

Damn,

you too.

What a ghost.

Is she

that belted

Schwarzenbecher?

Yes.

Hey,

hey,

hey,

throw down

your hands

with a

whip

of the ciongono.

Sorry,

I have to see

if or not.

But not here.

Where?

At home.

Please,

Princess.

Sorbole,

how much does

one like this cost?

Six hundred shields,

keys in hand.

Yes,

but without keys,

nisba, eh?

But do I

know what

we need here?

Do I

rub this?

No,

if you allow this,

I rub it.

No,

in the sense that

perhaps

I have found

the solution.

Wait here.

And so you go

with her.

But what would this be?

This is

Princess

Trielina

Citilene

What's up,

guys?

I also

have the right

to make you

a life again.

That's right,

and I don't care,

as long as

you pass me

the food.

For this

type of belt

here,

if you allow,

you need

its nice

board.

You have it there,

a magnetic board.

And you have yours there.

Thank you,

sir.

What a capozza.

My name is

Cappuccione.

Trielina,

you are

yours.

...without

a belt.

I have

become

naked.

It's

a lovely

day

of May.

The little birds

twinkle

on the branches.

Spring

around,

glows

in the air

and the field

is dry.

What are

you saying?

You don't have

any idea.

No.

No,

no,

no.

The prince

of the cavalry

is getting

away

...the bottom of a
hollowed out world.

Nothing can hinder their
dream of love any longer.

This lousy end is over.

Can you play the song
I was singing earlier?

One, two, to the roll!

Why? What did I do?

A pile of garbage.

We have the identikit
that will lock you up.

And more, the
confession of a regret.

Take them!

Thank you very much.

Give me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.

And now, very kind audience,

a series of new and
futuristic torture instruments.

The first is squarcession.

An indispensable torture
instrument in pure iron

and the neck, as you
can see, is in pure quartz.

I must say that it
is good, it serves

well, it is light,
it is also vicidal.

We have the second,
which is cerebral commotion,

a delicious head-breaking mass

of the Spring-Autumn
collection 1100.

Then we have decolleté,

a silver-plated decapitation ax

with an immogable
handle from Malaysia,

a prestigious object for
an important decapitation.

And now, thank you,
you can go, dear.

And now, a new torture
instrument, very cool.

Of course, dear people!

But what are they? What are they?

These chanfruzales!

Look at this very cool
torture instrument!

Model 740!

Made with very high quality ink!

But be careful!

It makes you suffer!

If you make a mistake, you pay!

It is the only incredible
and effective tool

that makes you die without the

slightest drop of blood
coming out of you!

And today, dear
people, I give it to you!

Attention!

It does not have 6
shields, but here for you,

it has 5 shields, promotional offer!

In fact, there are 4
shields and 80, ok?

Let's do this!

740, clear?

See you next time!

And effective!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Thank you!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

No, no, no!

Enough!

Always on your feet!

Why are those two burning?

What happened?

It happens?

It's time to finish it
with the usual sun!

Please!

I do not understand!

Do you want to explain?

I'll explain!

I'll explain!

In the meantime ...

Go away!

With this beard!

With this faith!

Hey!

Hey!

Oh my God!

But is it the papapaba?

Burning career!

To the sanctity!

I go?

Where are you going?

Proceed, son!

Wait!

Wait!

Enough with this nonsense!

Hey!

What are you stupid?

I'm working!

Oh, see this!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Let me ...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Just for the sake of...

Let me in, let me out.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What are you saying?

This is too ridiculous!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

There we go!

No, I'll have my decapitations done!

They say 11,000!

Oh, the usual exaggerations!

The newspapers, the newspapers!

They will be, yes
and no, 9004, 9005!

Anyway, he too does not joke!

Between wars, pestilences
and earthquakes!

And now you see?

He picks up and leaves me!

There is no more religion!

Not even up there!

But there is!

And think!

Other four, five hundred rogues!

I arrived at a quota of 10,000!

I became an inquisitor first!

Parliamentary immunity!

And more!

What pisses me off!

Is that Ubalda is left to
enjoy it with the capocione!

And now my pension will also arrive!

Procedamos, son!

How are you doing, sanctity?

What the fuck!

And what about Prospero?

No!

Prospero?

Sanctity, what about Prospero?

Really, do not smoke!

I have to arrange it!

You have to apologize, eh,
with these rudimentary means!

Sir!

To put Nené back in my shoes!

But I, for your holy sepulchre,

I got a big blow!

Nené, what can you give me now?

Ah, like this!

Without commitment!

Nothing, eh!

I was at least hoping
for a double sign!

Stop everyone!

Stop everyone!

Stop everyone!

Even the clock!

Sir!

This is the sign!

Thank you very much!

Carenugio!

May I, Your Holiness?

But who is this?

It's the mythical capocione!

Your Holiness!

But what have you
invented this time?

Practically, this makes the
use of the Prospero useless!

I'm going to explain!

Turn the wheel!

Turn the wheel!

The flame comes out,

and it's an invention,

which I called,

sparkler!

Excellent!

I have no words!

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Try, try!

Do you know how it works?

Turn the wheel!

Oh, let me see!

Oh, it doesn't work, capocione!

I think it has tripped another time!

Watch out!

Get up!

It's projectile!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Take them!

Take them!

Don't let them escape!

Come on!

Cover me!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, come on!

What have you put there?

The pots are all over
the place in that machine!

Well,

it really was a little mix

created against the
accident of the hair!

But the balls have to fall!

Thank you!

And this would be

a thank you

because I saved your coat!

Peru!

Hurry, let's run!

Let's go!

Hurry!

Faster!

Like this!

Like this!

Oh, my God!

Where are they?

I don't know!

Where did they go?

Get out of here!

Run, run!

Here they come!

Here they come!

And run!

Run!

Oh!

Together with me!

Now let's run!

Together with me!

Together with me!

Together with me!

Together with me!

Hurry!

Come on, come on!

I also have heels!

And what do I have to do with you?

Oh, no!

I can't do it anymore!

You'll carry me on your shoulders!

But I'm a hairdresser!

No!

Do you want it or don't
you want my salon?

Salon!

But I also have your jacket!

Now come here!

Hurry!

Come on!

What is this?

What is this?

My latest invention!

I called it...

A birdie!

Ding-dong!

Gentlemen, gentlemen!

I'll be right there!

The Swiss are coming!

They'll kick your ass like this!

Oh!

Come on, come on!

Run!

Run!

Run!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

What a moment!

Those are coming
and these are leaving!

What am I going to do?

Am I here?

No!

Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on!

You can go!

My captain!

What's going on?

A motorcycle!

You're going to get your wings!

I'll do it!

No, you won't!

Can I get you something to drink?

Something to drink?

A glass of malbasi, please.

Thank you.

Is it already dirty?

No.

A glass of malbasi, please.

Thank you.

Congratulations, maestro!

Congratulations on this achievement!

Who is the commander?

The commander is a
Roman who had a story

many, many years ago in Palestine.

A terrible mess!

His name is Ponziu Pilotta.

Do you know the road
that Ponziu has to take?

Do you see?

Do you know the road
that Ponziu has to take?

I know, I know.

Victory!

Let's get out of here!

Let's get out of here!

Let's get out of here!

Contact!

Captain!

I'm going to get
one of your mortars!

Welcome to the
Girone of the Luxurious.

Welcome to the
Girone of the Luxurious.

Welcome to the
Girone of the Luxurious.

It's been 900 years since
we came to the steel chamber!

It's been 900 years since
we came to the steel chamber!

Your Excellency,

your Excellency!

921 years!

921 years!

5 months!

5 months!

4 days!

3 hours!

3 hours!

2 minutes!

Do we meet for 2 seconds after that?

I'm sorry,

We are behind schedule with practice

because of shods and pretensions.

But we'll be very
quick to the sentence.

Don't worry.

I only need to clean my shoes.

Hey, what do you think
of me? What do you think

of me? Hey, Bausa, here
we do the patting, eh?

Eh, we could not, we
could not benefit from

some amnesty, gold,
a gift, some steak.

But go to hell!

Do not be afraid, here it is fine.

Assured lunch, free heating, orge,

and no chastity belt.

No.

No fire, frustrations, sages.

No.

And no Schwarzenbacher?

No.

You here, they from this other side.

And what, do you separate us?

Of course.

The men from this side,
the women from this other.

How would it be you?

It would be to say that
this is for the pappos I.

Put us two potatoes
that they get better.

Hey, commissioner Basettoni,
how is this thing here?

And we others?

You?

They think.

Hello.

Oh, but those are two devil's asses.

Of course.

Otherwise hell is.

Capuchin, sell something, if
you do not know what they do.

I can imagine what they
do, but I have an idea.

Now it's going well.

So, are you ready?

Very ready.

But what are they doing?

The belt of castetane not only

extends life, but
also saves the ass.