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CHRIS: Since I was the
oldest kid in the house,
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whenever something went wrongwith Drew and Tonya,
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I got blamed.
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What in the world
is going on in here!
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Drew and Tonya ran through and
knocked all this stuff down.
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Well, you know better than
to let your brother and sister
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run through the house.
Now, pick it up.
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Whether it was somethingI couldn't do anything about:
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How could you let your sister
get the flu?
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How am I supposed
to stop the flu?
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Or whether it was somethingI didn't know anything about:
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Why did you let Drew get hit
in the eye with a baseball?
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'Cause I wasn't at the game.
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Either way, I was responsible.
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Well, no excuse.
You're his older brother
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so you're responsible for him.
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You're also responsible
for giving me
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another $3.22 worth
of ground beef.
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Don't thinkhe's not using it again.
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Looks all right.
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( grunts )
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Every now and againI could stop a problem
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before it happened.
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Drew?
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Drew.
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What are you doing here?
You walk to school.
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I'm not going to school today.
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What do you mean?
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I saw Wayne Gretzky
on Donahue yesterday.
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He's in town because
the Edmonton Oilers
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played the Islanders last night.
So what?
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So I'm gonna meet him
and get his autograph.
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Are you crazy?
No.
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You can't go off by yourself.
Yes, I can.
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Know where you're going?
No.
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Got money? What about school?
No. What about it?
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Did you even think about Ma?
No.
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She's gonna kill you
when she finds out.
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If somebody else
don't kill you first.
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I don't care.
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Drew, you can't do this.
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See ya later.
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I was in a no-win situation.
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The only thing worsethan going with Drew
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was letting him go by himself.
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Either way,if something happened,
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I was responsible.
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Hold on, man.
I'm coming with you.
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Can't blame me if we both die.
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( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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� Oh, make it funky now �
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Riding on that bus,I had two goals:
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to get that autographand get back home.
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So what's the plan?
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I don't have a plan.
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Do you even know
where Gretzky is?
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The Long Island Wilmont Hotel.
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And you think you can walk
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right up to the room
and get an autograph?
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I haven't thought
that far ahead.
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You haven't thought
this far ahead.
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All right? We should just
turn around right now.
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We'll be late for school,
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but hopefully we won't
get in too much trouble.
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Well, go on.
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That's the "whites only" exit.
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Forget it.
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You look tired.
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I'm beat.
I'm going to get some sleep.
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Sleep? Well, what about Tonya?
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Hey, Dad.
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What are you doing here?
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Why aren't you in school?
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'Cause no one's there.
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They're all in Philadelphia.
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You remember the field trip
to Philadelphia
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that cost a hundred dollars
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and you didn't want
to pay for it?
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Yeah. Instead you gave me
Philadelphia cream cheese.
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Right. Well, what are
you gonna do all day?
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I mean,
I gotta get some sleep.
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Not today.
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I've got to go to work,
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so you have got
to entertain her.
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My dad had saveda hundred bucks,
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but he was gonna pay for thattrip one way or another.
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This is taking forever.
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How long is this ride?
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How am I supposed to know?
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Didn't you check before
you got on the bus?
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Hey, man, calm down.
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No, I'm not gonna "calm down."
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I don't think you understand how
much trouble we're gonna be in.
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I'm not even talking
about Ma anymore.
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You know what's gonna happen
when they realize
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we're not in school?
What's the big deal?
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You always say that they never
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pay attention to you
in school anyway.
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Drew had a point.Besides Greg,
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there was only one personwho would care
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if I wasn't in school.
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( grunts )
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Morning, shoeshine.
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I'm not black.
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Why'd you do that?
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I don't know where Chris is.
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Well, what about you?
Aren't they gonna miss you?
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Probably not.
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Wrong.
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Donna.
Here.
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Drew?
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Drew?
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Oh, my God.
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Drew is missing!
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Drew is missing!
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( all screaming )
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( sobbing )
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( siren blaring )
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( chattering on TV,
phone ringing )
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Back home, my fathertried to shut his eyes
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while Tonya shut her ears.
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Tonya.
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Can't you hear that phone?
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It isn't for me.
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Everyone I know
is in Philadelphia.
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Tonya: 1.Sleep: 0.
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Hello?
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MAN ( on phone ):
Can I speak to Drew's mother?
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This is Julius, his father.
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Drew never showed upfor school today.
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What do you mean?
He wasn't in school today, sir.
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Are you sure?
I'm positive.
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He wasn't in Homeroom.
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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What's wrong?
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That was Drew's school.
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He didn't show up today.
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Maybe he went
to Philadelphia.
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I better call your mother.
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Where the hell could he be?
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We're here.
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Yippie.
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( carnival music playing )
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This doesn't look
like Long Island.
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It's not.
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This is Coney Island.
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If this was Survivor,
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I would vote Drewoff the island.
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CHRIS: I can't believe
you got on the wrong bus.
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You got on it too.
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I was just
following you, stupid.
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Don't you know the difference
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between Coney Island
and Long Island?
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Yeah, Long Island
is the shape of your head.
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Shut up.
Hey, shut up.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Hey, break it up.
Break it up.
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What's wrong with you two guys?
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He got us lost.
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Nobody asked your stupid butt
to come anyway.
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Where are you heading to?
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The Long Island Wilmont Hotel.
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I wanna meet Wayne Gretzky
and get his autograph.
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You mean "The Great One"?
Number 99?
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Yeah, you're a hockey fan?
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Oh, I love it.
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We must be the only three
black hockey fans in New York.
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Uh, I'm not a hockey fan.
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Well, I guess it's just us then.
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And the few guys
playing in the NHL.
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What?
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Wait, there are black
hockey players?
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Oh, yeah.
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Willie O'Ree was the first.
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Played with the Boston Bruins.
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And now they've got Grant Fuhr.
He plays with Gretzky.
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He's a goalie.
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Which technicallymakes him a target.
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Do you know how to get
to Long Island from here?
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No, but I'll ask
this gentleman here.
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Excuse me, sir?
Mm-hm.
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Would you happen to know
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the directions to Long Island?
Yeah.
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You're gonna take that bus
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over there to the Seven Line.
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Seven Line.
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And then you're gonna
take that to Flushing...
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Flushing, stupid.
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and you're gonna take the Long
Island Railroad to Westbury.
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BOTH:
Westbury.
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Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
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By the way, I'm Drew
and this is my brother, Chris.
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Hi, I'm Willie O'Ree.
Pleasure.
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( gasps softly )
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Nice to meet you.
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When Willie scored three goals
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they didn'tcall it the hat trick,
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they call it the black trick.
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While we were lookingfor Gretzky,
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back at home,they were looking for us.
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Yeah, I'll hold.
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Where you been?
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Upstairs in Chris
and Drew's room
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looking for clues.
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Great idea.
What'd you find?
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Well, I found firecrackers,
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smoke balls,
Chris' old test,
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looks like he got an F.
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Maybe we should do
something about that,
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Mommy's Turtles,
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feels like they ate
half of the box,
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and Playpen magazine.
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You know they have naked women
in here, right?
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MAN: Are you still there?
Yes, yes, I'm still here.
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Sir, it appears Chrishasn't shown up yet.
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He's not there?
No, sir.
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We'll call you if he does.
Thank you.
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I got here as soon as I could.
Any word from Drew?
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No, but I just got off
the phone with Chris' school.
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And what they say?
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He didn't show up
for school either.
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Ooh, they're gonna get it.
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When do I not get it?
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Well, let's go.
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Where are you going?
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We're going to look
for Chris and Drew.
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We just can't sit
around here all day.
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You're looking
at Playpen magazine
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when our sons are missing?
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It was in the--
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It was open.
It just fell open.
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I--
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Let's go! Come on!
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Okay. Right.
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ROCHELLE:
Put it back!
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We were headed to the rightplace at the wrong time.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where do you think
you guys are going?
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Going to Long Island to get
Wayne Gretzky's autograph.
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You're a Gretzky fan?
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He's not a Gretzky fan.
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You can't be a Gretzky fan.
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That's what I said.
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I'm a Gretzky fan.
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BOY 1:
He's the Gretzky fan.
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You see me and you?
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We don't like the same things.
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No, we don't.
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Why don't you guys go someplace?
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Where you wanna go?
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Where should we go?
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The Jersey Shore
would be nice.
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But this train don't go there.
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Don't you guys
got enough sports?
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Hm?
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Basketball,
football...
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Baseball, boxing,
track and field.
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You gotta take hockey too, huh?
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Whoa.
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Hold on, now.
We ain't trying to take hockey.
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But we could.
All right?
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So why don't you
just leave us alone?
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Translation:please pick on us some more.
264
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,261
Is that a hockey jersey you got?
265
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,263
That is a hockey jersey.
That is a hockey jersey.
266
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,431
You don't have a hockey jersey.
267
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,599
No, I don't.
No.
268
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,301
Yeah. Why?
269
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,302
Give it to me.
270
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,470
Give it to him.
271
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,105
Make me.
What?
272
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,306
CHRIS:
Whoa.
273
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,807
All right, hold on.
274
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,576
Excuse me.
275
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,679
Drew, give him the jersey.
276
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,913
I'm not giving them anything.
277
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,315
Dad gave this to me.
278
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,117
Do you have any idea
where we are?
279
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,152
Yeah, somewhere on Long Island?
280
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,387
Yeah, exactly.
281
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,222
We're not just surrounded
by two white people.
282
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,691
We're surrounded by a whole
borough of white people.
283
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,494
So this is us.
284
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,964
And this is them.
285
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,235
So give him the jersey.
286
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,003
( sighs )
287
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,205
Wait a minute.
288
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,241
His jersey says "Gritzky."
289
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,877
( both laughing )
It's got the wrong number too.
290
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,945
Keep the jersey.
291
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,580
Kid, look,
if you're gonna like somebody,
292
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,715
at least get it right.
293
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,383
Get it right.
Get it right.
294
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,584
( laughs )
295
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,586
MAN ( over PA ):
Next stop: Brockman Station.
296
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,288
Man, that was close.
297
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,389
I never thought I'd say this,
298
00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,059
but thank God for Risky.
299
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,294
( police radio chatter )
300
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,464
Chris and Drew are missing?
301
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,500
No, I haven't seen them,
but I think I can help you.
302
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,235
For just 17 cents a day,
303
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,404
you can adopt one
of these African children,
304
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,907
and the best part is they
don't live with you.
305
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,175
Ooh, can we take Ubingi?
306
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,376
He's so cute.
307
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,479
Not for 17 cents a day.
308
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,015
COP ( on radio ): Had a frivolous
suit with her neighbor...
309
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,317
Missing, huh?
310
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,453
It sounds to me like they're
caught behind enemy lines.
311
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,721
Don't worry.
312
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,723
This is nothing
a recon mission can't fix.
313
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,991
( gasps )
314
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,528
Right. Take that. Here you go.
315
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,365
All right, let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
316
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,033
Hey, wait, wait.
317
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,167
Hey, hey, boys!
318
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,169
I think I see 'em after all.
319
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,404
There we go.
320
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,506
Let's leave the nice man alone.
321
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,507
Thank you.
322
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,476
We could use him in Iraq.
323
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:54,546
COP ( on radio ):
Separated the neighbors at 29211...
324
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,982
Chris and Drew are missing?
325
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,917
Let me see what I can do.
326
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,820
One Adam-12, one Adam-12,
327
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,455
be on the lookout
for Chris and Drew.
328
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,692
Be on the lookout
for Chris and Drew.
329
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,360
Shouldn't be much longer.
330
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,796
Yeah, until they comeand take you away.
331
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,166
Oh, man,
I can't believe we're here.
332
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,902
I can't believe I'm actually
gonna meet Wayne Gretzky.
333
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:17,903
How do I look?
334
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,405
You look like we need to get
335
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,906
this autograph
and get out of here.
336
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,376
Hi, um, we're looking
for a guest of yours.
337
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,377
Name?
338
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,378
Wayne Gretzky.
339
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,746
Wayne Gretzky,
the hockey player?
340
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,948
Yeah.
He's not staying here.
341
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,484
Are you sure
this is the right hotel?
342
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,353
Positive.
At the end of Donahue,
343
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,188
the announcer said
guests of the Donahue Show
344
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,257
stay at the Long Island
Wilmont Hotel.
345
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,926
Not all guests. If your leg
was bitten off by a shark,
346
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,594
you have a terminal disease,
347
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,896
or you're so fat,
you need a crane
348
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,798
to be lifted out of your house,
then you stay here.
349
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,666
Athletes and celebrities
stay somewhere else.
350
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,368
So he's not here?
351
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,270
Sorry.
Try one of the other hotels
352
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,271
on Long Island.
353
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,672
How many other hotels
are there?
354
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,007
I don't know.
About a thousand.
355
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,176
A thousand?
356
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,445
Cheer up. Only 999 more to go.
357
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,020
We were tryingto get an autograph,
358
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,422
but were getting morethan we signed up for.
359
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,158
Chris, I'm sorry, man.
360
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,660
I-I don't know what
I was thinking.
361
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,729
Like Wayne Gretzky
would be hanging out
362
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,896
in some hotel lobby.
363
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,164
Let's go home, man.
364
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,466
( scoffs )
365
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,900
Wait, wait, wait.
366
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,436
We can't just give up.
367
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,405
When Mom is beating the
living daylights out of me,
368
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,574
I don't want to feel like a
fool 'cause it was for nothing.
369
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,243
We just got to use our heads.
370
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,578
What do you know
about Gretzky?
371
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,014
Well, I know he's a season
all-time assist leader,
372
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,517
his mom loves soup,
and he has a sandwich
373
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,219
named after him
called "The Great One."
374
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,320
What's in it?
375
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,255
Mm, Canadian bacon,
376
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,791
maple syrup, oh, and a pickle.
377
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,160
Oh, and it comes in a bun
shaped like a hockey stick.
378
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,728
Sounds awful.
379
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,196
I never had one.
380
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,565
It was invented by this chef
named Jean Lafleur.
381
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,867
( scoffs )
382
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,336
Man, you know way too much
stuff about this guy, Drew.
383
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,004
Hey, you know,
384
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,340
he works in a hotel here
on Long Island.
385
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,474
Who, Gretzky?
386
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,410
No, stupid. Jean Lafleur.
387
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,477
Huh.
388
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,047
CHRIS:
Here it is.
389
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,482
"Long Island Hotel,
Home of 'The Great One.'"
390
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,820
This has got to be where
he's staying.
391
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,056
I hate to admit it,
but that looks pretty good.
392
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,390
When we get there,
393
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,392
I'm going to have to buy you
one of those sandwiches.
394
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,727
Might as well buy mea heart attack
395
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,095
with a side of diabetes.
396
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,198
Chris! Drew!
397
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,067
I just don't understand this.
398
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,135
We checked the neighborhoods.
Nobody's seen 'em.
399
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,104
We checked the schools.
Nobody has seen 'em.
400
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,539
I'm calling the police.
401
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,874
Oh, Rochelle, Rochelle?
402
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,743
Are you really going
to call the police?
403
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,479
Yes.
The New York City Police?
404
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,714
Yes.
405
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,649
My father knew thatif you called the cops
406
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,551
from Bed-Stuy,this is what happens.
407
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,186
Precinct.
408
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,121
Hello.
I-I would like to report
409
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,489
two missing children.
410
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,224
Okay.
Are they black or white?
411
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,459
Black.
412
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,393
You have the wrong number.
413
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,699
Let's give it a couple hours.
414
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,434
I'm sure they'll show up.
415
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,004
As soon as we gotto the Long Island Hotel,
416
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,172
something told mewe had the right place.
417
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,142
Are all these people here
to see Gretzky?
418
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,210
CHRIS:
If we go over there,
419
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,678
we won't have a chance
of meeting him.
420
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,146
So what do we do?
421
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,547
( girls shrieking )
422
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,249
I look more like Wayne Gretzkythan that dude.
423
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,056
Come on.
I know what to do.
424
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,694
Hey, what are they doing
over there?
425
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,262
Uh, they're waiting
for Wayne Gretzky.
426
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,798
Who?
He's a hockey player.
427
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,103
Anyway, I got a pizza delivery
for Mr. Smith in Room 412.
428
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,505
Just go.
429
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,676
Man, that was brilliant.
430
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,144
You can get anywhere
with a pizza box.
431
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,745
That's how Bushgot in the White House.
432
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,946
So now what do we do?
433
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,149
I mean, there's 32 floors
in this hotel.
434
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,451
Well, I figure Gretzky's
in one of the nicer rooms,
435
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,819
which is probably
on the top floor.
436
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,555
Just call me Sherlock Homeboy.
437
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,161
Hey.
438
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,462
( elevator bell dings )
439
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,205
Told you.
440
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,140
All right, let's go.
441
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,011
Excuse me.
442
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,213
I have a delivery
for Mr. Wayne Gretzky.
443
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,049
He didn't order a pizza.
444
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,517
Do I look like
I was born yesterday?
445
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,986
But it is his room?
446
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,689
Get lost, kids.
447
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,292
Sir, I don't think
you understand.
448
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,394
My brother is a really
big hockey fan,
449
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,529
and we skipped school
just to see Mr. Gretzky.
450
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,697
Look, I can't help you,
451
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,898
Yeah, you could.
452
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,534
so please leave. Now.
453
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,569
Come on, Chris.
454
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,574
"Gritzky"?
455
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,277
Yeah.
My dad bought it for me.
456
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,346
Hockey's not too popular
where we're from.
457
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,016
( sighs )
458
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:57,950
Where is that?
459
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,154
Here in New York.
Bed-Stuy.
460
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,958
Hey, I'm from Bed-Stuy.
461
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,195
Let me guess.
462
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,197
Did your dad get that jersey
from Risky?
463
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,700
You know Risky?
464
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,070
Yeah, he sold me
a Darryl Raspberry jersey.
465
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,104
I had Dr. K.
466
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,473
I haven't see him in years.
467
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,508
So you think my brother
468
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,209
can get an autograph
from Mr. Gretzky?
469
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,210
Hey, sorry, kids.
470
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,046
He's not even here.
471
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,114
He has some business
to take care of in the city.
472
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,016
Well, when do you
think he'll be back?
473
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,118
I don't know.
A couple hours, I guess.
474
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,720
A couple hours?
475
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,954
That's not too bad.
476
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,023
Thanks.
477
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,929
By 5:00 my parents had runout of places to look for us,
478
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,431
but there was onlyone thing left to do.
479
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,699
COP ( on phone ):
Precinct.
480
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,468
Yes, hello! I'd like
to report two missing boys.
481
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,636
Can you describe them, please?
482
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,970
They're white.
( knocking )
483
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:55,974
Just a minute, ma'am.
Okay, hold-- Hold on.
484
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,077
Ma'am, you reported
two missing white boys?
485
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,745
Damn!
486
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,981
We waited for Gretzkylike he was giving out cheese.
487
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,121
You guys are still here?
488
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,889
Yeah.
We're waiting for Gretzky.
489
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,257
You said he'd be back
in a few hours.
490
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,493
Look, he's not coming back,
okay?
491
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,795
He had a change of plans
and went right to the airport.
492
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,763
I'm just checking out.
493
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,833
That's it.
I give up.
494
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,303
Drew, I'm sorry,
but let's just go home, man.
495
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,644
Hey, wait.
496
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,685
At least his name
is spelled right.
497
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,820
Oh, man. Thanks.
498
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,989
Gretzky wore that
last night.
499
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,458
You mean,
he actually wore this? Mm-hm.
500
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,827
Man, I'm never washing it.
Here you go.
501
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,896
Did Gretzky play
with this puck last night?
502
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,464
No, it's just a puck.
503
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,800
So how are you guys
getting home?
504
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,035
Taking the train.
505
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:58,837
You guys ever been
in a limo before?
506
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,206
What do you think?
507
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,575
Even though I was aboutto get in more trouble
508
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,445
than I could imagine,I was glad I was with Drew.
509
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,048
In a strange way,I actually had a good time.
510
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,684
( both laughing )
Okay, listen up, you guys.
511
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:14,053
We're going to break this search
party up into groups of four.
512
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:15,654
You. I want you
to search Varick Street.
513
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,689
Your group,
514
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,990
I want you to go
to Decatur Street.
515
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,091
Your group,
516
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,626
I want you to go
to the bus stops.
517
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,029
And you? I want you
to search the alleys, okay?
518
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:28,334
We're looking for two, teenaged,
dark skin, white boys.
519
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,569
� Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... �
520
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,870
This is going to be bad.
521
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,439
Oh, yeah.
522
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,707
The worst part is,
523
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,442
you didn't even get a chance
to meet Gretzky.
524
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,077
Or "Gritzky" for that matter.
525
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,679
It's okay. It was still one
of the best days of my life.
526
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,847
Why, 'cause you got the jersey?
527
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,816
No.
528
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,884
Thanks for taking care of me,
Chris.
529
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,919
I'm glad you were there.
530
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,454
Me too.
531
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,723
The best part of hanging outwith Drew that day
532
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,192
was for the first time I didn'tsee him as my little brother
533
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,760
I was responsible for.
534
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,396
I saw him as something more:a friend.
535
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,732
Ready?
536
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,367
Ready.
537
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,570
� I've been watchingEverything you do �
538
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,638
� Oh, yes, I have �
539
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,540
� And I've been wishing... �
540
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,377
Chris? Drew?
541
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,544
No, it's Puffy and Mase.
542
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,619
Bye, y'all.
543
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,089
� Everybody hates Chris �
544
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,196
( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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