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[beeping]
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♪ I need some meat ♪
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♪ On my bones ♪
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♪ Gonna get some meat ♪
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♪ On my bones ♪
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♪ I need something ♪
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♪ For my soul ♪
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♪ I need some meat ♪
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♪ On my bones ♪
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♪ Brother, my brother ♪
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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‐What for?
‐For pulling yourself together.
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‐Say what?
‐You're doing it for us, right?
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‐For me and Mom?
‐Yes. I'm doing it
for the family.
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Thank you.
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Alright. Off to school now.
Hurry up.
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Sam? That guy Larsa,
is he still bothering you?
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‐No. It's no big deal.
‐OK, that's good.
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‐Bye.
‐Bye!
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Mm, mm!
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‐What are you doing, honey?
‐What do you think?
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[both laugh]
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I can't be late on my first day.
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Honey, I'm not in the mood.
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But it's been so long...
I want you!
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Yeah, but you need to wait.
I need to get into it.
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‐Get into what?
‐You know...
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I'll be back to normal
once I've adjusted to work.
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But I miss you!
Don't you get it?
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Yeah.
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I just need a little more time.
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I have to go, honey.
See you later.
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Alright, so we've cut the pig
in two different parts.
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From the rear up to the neck.
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Now we're breaking down
these two parts,
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so you need to pay attention.
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And we do this between
the fourth and the fifth rib,
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so you simply count.
One, two, three, four.
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This is where I make my
incision, so you take the knife.
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You cut through meat
and saw through bone.
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I simply make an incision here
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and let the knife run
smoothly through here, OK?
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Remember, you cut through meat
but you saw through bone.
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And here's a bone.
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And same thing here.
Any questions?
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‐Well, Karsten,
you'll get used to it.
‐[laughs]
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Let's go grab a cup of coffee
and chew the fat, alright?
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‐[muffled] Mm.
‐Yeah. Alright.
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‐[grunts]
‐[laughter]
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Cut it out! He's new!
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So this is our break room.
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And this is where you put money
when you have a coffee
or a cookie.
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I usually leave five, but
this time I leave ten kroner,
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which means I paid
for your coffee as well.
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Next time you pay.
It's as easy as that.
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And over here you find
the cups and the coffee.
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I guess you want it black?
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This chair right here is mine.
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And... so this will be yours.
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[groans]
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Yeah. I've spent a lot of time
in here.
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I've been here almost 30 years.
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I was here before AÅke bought it
and made it all organic.
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But I've enjoyed
all these years.
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Bosse! Say hi to the new one.
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‐Welcome. Bosse.
‐Karsten Daugaard.
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‐What? A Danish bastard?
‐[laughs]
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Watch it, Bosse.
He's with AÅke's daughter.
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I'll be damned!
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I have nothing against
Danish people.
I'm just joking with you.
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I thought about that guy...
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Ernst‐Hugo in The Kingdom.
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‐"Danish scum!"
‐[laughter]
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‐That was pretty good!
‐[grunts]
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[laughs, speaks indistinctly]
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[grunts, laughs]
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[grunts]
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[speaking indistinctly]
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‐[phone buzzes]
‐OK.
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[sighs] OK.
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Yeah, what's up?
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Didn't you say
Dallas was on his way
with some more mother's milk?
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Yeah, well, Dallas isn't coming.
I sent a buddy instead.
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Alright, but I'm still waiting.
No buddy of yours was here.
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‐And my stash is finished!
‐Don't worry.
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You think the brothers would be
OK with some buddy of yours...
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Can't you hear what I'm saying?
Tranquillo, dammit!
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You'll have your delivery, OK?
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[man on phone
speaking indistinctly]
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I need to hang up.
We'll talk later.
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We need to talk about
your friend.
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Yeah. Listen, I need
to make a phone call, OK?
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I've been doing this
for 35 years.
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I'm not about to educate
some Bergman wannabe.
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Yeah, right. I really need
to make this phone call, man.
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I'm sorry.
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[phone buzzes]
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Hey.
Vincent, yeah?
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That package... You didn't
forget about it, did you?
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The package, right. I did
send... I'm sending it on now.
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And can you at least
consider it?
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You and I would work together.You and me!
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I told you.
I don't want to do porn.
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Huh?
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‐But it's not a definite no?
‐I'm telling you no.
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OK. Alright, bye.
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What the fuck is your problem?
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Jesus.
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‐Rough day?
‐What?
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Are there lots of people
pulling you?
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Yes, I think so.
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Sometimes you need to be clear
and just say no!
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‐Come here.
‐Come?
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I think you needed that!
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Well, I'll see you tomorrow
at cock‐a‐doodle‐doo,
seven o'clock!
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Alright, I'll see you.
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[grunts]
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‐[music over dialogue]
‐[phone ringing]
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[door closes]
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Well, if it isn't the grand
butcher! How was your day?
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It was like having
your front teeth pulled out.
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Without anesthesia.
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[woman] So why don't you go work
with your buddy in Denmark?
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[man sighs, pours wine]
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[woman] If you're too good
to make commercials,
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you'll have to accept
the consequences.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to forget
what a shitty day I had.
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I get that you had a rough day,
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but getting pissed
won't make it better.
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I'm feeling much better now.
Do you want a glass?
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Fuck, I smell of old pig!
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[laughs]
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‐Cheers to that!
‐Yeah, cheers. Fuck!
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But Dad's really happy
you took the job.
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‐He didn't think
you had it in you.
‐I don't.
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‐He has a new girlfriend.
‐That old pig!
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‐It's my dad
you're talking about.
‐Yeah.
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He doesn't like me,
and I don't like him.
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This time he's in love, he says.
In love for real.
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I'm about to barf, you know?
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‐What, are you about
to throw up?
‐No, it's more like I...
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When I think about your dad...
[imitates retching sound]
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‐[phone buzzing]
‐Sorry, hang on a second.
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Hey, Vinny!
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Hello, Karsten.
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Uh...
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‐What was that?
‐[man groans]
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I lost that package.
I must have dropped it.
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Ah! [groans]
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You lost the package?
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[Karsten] What was in itanyway?
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[yells]
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Hello? Hello, Vinny?
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["Middle Finger Up"plays
528 featuring Ellen Bergstroöm]
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♪ The middle finger up ♪
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♪ The middle finger up ♪
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♪ The middle finger up ♪
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♪ The middle finger up ♪
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‐He's right there.
You ought to relax.
‐What do you mean?
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You ought to relax.
You're a pain in the ass.
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I'm a pain in the ass?
Cut it out, dammit!
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‐Cut it out, dammit!
‐OK, fine!
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Seriously, guys?
Can we get going?
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♪ The middle finger up ♪
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[clock ticking]
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OK, guys.
Listen, I'm really sorry.
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I thought I could trust him.
He's my fucking friend!
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Uh... I told him to deliver
the fucking package
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and he said, "I'll deliver
the fucking package."
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But no, no, no, no.
He didn't do that.
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He just fucking lost it
somewhere! You know?
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What?
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Yeah, I know... And I'm sorry.
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What's up, my friends? Huh?
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[yells]
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‐Oww!
‐What the fuck?
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OK, guys. Listen, um...
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No more cursing, OK?
I have a foul mouth.
I'm sorry about that.
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I'll do anything.
I mean, fucking...
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I'm sorry. I'll do anything.
Anything.
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The money, no problem.
I'll fix that, I swear. OK?
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King Kong.
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Yeah, I know.
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Thanks, guys, for giving me
another chance.
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I won't screw up, OK?
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Good, nice and easy...
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Careful with the leg. Good.
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It's second nature to you,
Karsten!
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‐Movie night tomorrow.
Are you coming?
‐Yeah.
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Can our Danish friend
come along?
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‐Sure! The Danish bastard
is one of us now.
‐Yeah.
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You're coming, right?
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‐I don't know...
‐Of course you are!
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You're part of the team now!
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And if you're part of the team,
you make sure to be there.
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Look at that! What a beauty!
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Damn, you're really
going for it!
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♪ We're red, we're white... ♪
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Give it some gas
while you kick it!
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Use the choke! Did you try that?
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‐[engine starts]
‐Oh!
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‐[engine dies]
‐Oh...
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So close...
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Lotta and I saw your film
last night!
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Vici, Vici, Veni,
or whatever it's called.
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It was pretty empty!
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00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:49,210
Rumor has it you started
working at Eko‐Gris!
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00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:53,407
No, I'm not.
I am doing research for my film.
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What's that smell?
Can you feel it?
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It smells like shit.
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Karsten, you must shower
after work.
You smell like a pig's ass!
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For fuck's sake, sausage boy!
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Say hello to Jonna, will you?
We're just messing with you.
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Bye.
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[Karsten sighs]
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Mm.
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Did you tell your friends
I work in a slaughterhouse?
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‐My friends?
‐Yeah.
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Lotta, Erik... All those idiots.
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They're your friends
as much as mine.
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Your friends
are hardly my friends.
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No? So who are your friends?
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I don't think I have any.
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But, honey...
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But maybe I will have
some new friends tomorrow.
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We're having a movie night.
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The guys at the slaughterhouse.
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Movie night? That's really cute.
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But they treat me with respect.
They really do.
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Speaking of movie night,
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I was thinking you and I
could maybe watch a movie?
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Alright.
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I downloaded a movie
I thought we could watch.
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00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:08,307
What movie is that?
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‐Just watch the movie.
I'll handle the rest.
‐Yeah, yeah.
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‐[music playing]
‐[on film] Oh, fuck!Oh, my scooter was weird.
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Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
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What the hell is this?
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Just relax, and I'll take care
of everything.
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You know I hate porn.
It's boring.
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Just give it a chance.
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[Georgina] It's good.
Just follow your instinct.
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Better. You look great!
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00:21:02,477 --> 00:21:08,407
What would you say
if I was in a porno flick?
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Why won't you just relax?
248
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:26,340
Look at that sperm!
No, it makes me feel sick.
249
00:21:28,577 --> 00:21:33,137
Oh, darling.
Can't we just turn it off?
250
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,880
Turn it off, come on.
251
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,540
Well, at least I tried.
252
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,313
[Georgina] Take a little break.
Prepare for the next.
253
00:21:54,377 --> 00:21:55,877
‐Yeah.
‐OK.
254
00:21:55,943 --> 00:21:58,483
‐Thank you.
‐Sure.
255
00:21:58,543 --> 00:22:00,143
Vince?
256
00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:03,280
I've asked you to deliver
quality and you give me this?
257
00:22:03,343 --> 00:22:05,513
A laundry room?
258
00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:10,177
Well, I don't know. Maybe you've
been down to your laundry room
late at night all by yourself
259
00:22:10,243 --> 00:22:14,743
and that gorgeous
upstairs neighbor walked in
and settled for small talk.
260
00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:18,910
We've all settled for things.
It's OK, you know.
261
00:22:18,977 --> 00:22:23,107
I don't know, you haven't been
a happy man lately, Vince.
Not at all.
262
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,877
I mean, your old friend
Karsten...
263
00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:29,013
He seems to pick your spirits up
a bit. Totally understandable.
264
00:22:29,077 --> 00:22:34,707
I mean, he's a nice reminder
of your wonderful days
at that fine film academy.
265
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:36,507
The golden boys.
266
00:22:36,577 --> 00:22:42,137
Everything was still possible
and you didn't have to
settle for anything.
267
00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:46,540
But I think you'd like to
have him as your classmate again
in this school.
268
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:51,180
You know, so you don't have
to suffer his disapproval.
269
00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:54,983
Your last abstaining juror
and all of that.
270
00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:57,313
It's all bullshit, Vince.
271
00:23:00,343 --> 00:23:04,583
When this stressful period
is over
272
00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:07,483
I'm sure my sex drive
will return.
273
00:23:07,543 --> 00:23:10,413
I'll fuck your brains out then.
274
00:23:12,143 --> 00:23:13,843
[Jonna] Yeah.
275
00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:17,240
I don't think
you're looking for quality.
276
00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,810
I think you want a time machine.
277
00:23:19,877 --> 00:23:21,937
So hire him.
278
00:23:23,743 --> 00:23:28,183
‐He doesn't want to do this. OK?
‐No, he doesn't.
279
00:23:28,243 --> 00:23:31,483
Does porn turn you on?
280
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,510
‐Does it?
‐Yeah, it turns me on.
281
00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:42,677
OK, babies! It's anal time.
282
00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:47,440
Yeah, on the right.
The smaller one. Let's be nice.
283
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:48,910
[Georgina laughs]
284
00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:55,980
[laughter]
285
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,543
I'm laughing already
at the opening credits.
286
00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:02,310
But the first one is the best!
287
00:24:02,377 --> 00:24:06,477
Bosse! Someone's here
to see you!
288
00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:11,443
Hello, Karsten!
That's my mom. Never mind her.
289
00:24:11,510 --> 00:24:17,080
Uh... I was in the area so...
I brought some beer.
290
00:24:17,143 --> 00:24:21,683
I'm glad you decided to come.
Look at that, some Tuborg!
291
00:24:21,743 --> 00:24:25,243
When the Danish bastard
gets to decide for himself.
[laughs]
292
00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:28,040
Will you get us
some cinnamon buns?
293
00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:32,480
‐They're all in the freezer.
‐So put them in the oven!
294
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:35,413
Why don't you do it yourself?
295
00:24:35,477 --> 00:24:39,607
‐It's just once a week!
‐But what about me?
296
00:24:39,677 --> 00:24:44,507
[man] Buns!
Pull yourself together, Mom!
297
00:24:44,577 --> 00:24:48,877
Alright. Hot Shots 1
or Hot Shots 2?
298
00:24:48,943 --> 00:24:52,313
‐Number two!
‐The first one is more fun.
299
00:24:52,377 --> 00:24:55,877
I think Karsten should decide
300
00:24:55,943 --> 00:24:59,713
as it's his first movie night.
301
00:24:59,777 --> 00:25:04,537
‐And he's our guest.
‐Alright, which one, Karsten?
302
00:25:05,143 --> 00:25:07,283
Hot Spots?
303
00:25:07,343 --> 00:25:09,683
‐[laughter]
‐Hot Spots?
304
00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:16,143
Haven't you seen Hot Shots
with Charlie Wayne? [laughs]
305
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,610
It's Sheen. Charlie Sheen.
306
00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:22,437
‐Come on, one or two?
‐Let's have a show of hands.
307
00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:25,040
Those who prefer Hot Shots 1...
308
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,480
‐Yeah.
‐No.
309
00:25:26,543 --> 00:25:31,243
Take it down, Karsten.
You don't want to see it.
310
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:34,340
OK, one, two.
That's number one.
311
00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:37,440
Those who prefer... Mom!
312
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,440
Mom, we're about to start! Buns!
313
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:43,880
Did we come to watch a movie
or bake?
314
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:47,343
Those who prefer number two,
raise your hand now.
315
00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:50,980
‐Karsten, raise your hand!
‐One, two, three...
316
00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:54,383
Then it's Hot Shots 2,
as always.
317
00:25:54,443 --> 00:25:58,383
Same thing every week!
Why do I even rent Hot Shots 1?
318
00:25:58,443 --> 00:26:00,113
Alright, it's time to...
319
00:26:00,177 --> 00:26:04,077
‐And the other one!
‐No one calls me on that one.
320
00:26:04,143 --> 00:26:09,243
Why do you need two phones?
To call yourself, or what?
321
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:16,180
‐If they call me from abroad...
‐Have them call you
on the other one!
322
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:21,843
‐Then I know they're calling me.
‐It's the same thing
if you answer...
323
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:23,980
[yells] Mom!
324
00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:30,943
Do you have to scream?
Let's watch the film!
Alright, boys!
325
00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:02,510
Oh, fuck!
326
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,637
Hi, there.
327
00:27:21,410 --> 00:27:24,640
‐Did I wake you up?
‐No, I'm alright.
328
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:29,543
So did you have fun
with your new friends?
329
00:27:30,577 --> 00:27:34,807
Yeah, we had a few beers...
330
00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:37,813
and we watched Hot Shots.
331
00:27:37,877 --> 00:27:41,107
Hot Shots?
Did you watch Hot Shots?
332
00:27:41,177 --> 00:27:42,407
Mm‐hmm.
333
00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,410
Alright.
334
00:27:46,477 --> 00:27:51,137
Hot Shots 2, then Hot Shots 1
and then the second one again.
335
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:56,380
That's my life, Jonna.
Hot Shots and pigs.
336
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:58,343
Night and day.
337
00:28:01,343 --> 00:28:06,343
You're so pretty... So pretty.
338
00:28:06,943 --> 00:28:08,213
[man chuckles]
339
00:28:10,043 --> 00:28:12,213
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
340
00:28:12,277 --> 00:28:14,977
But do you feel like a man now?
341
00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:17,743
Why, I...
342
00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,740
I'm a bit drunk...
343
00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:27,010
‐Yeah, and I'm tired.
‐I'm tired too.
344
00:28:27,077 --> 00:28:28,207
‐OK.
‐Yeah...
345
00:28:28,277 --> 00:28:30,407
Come on.
346
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:36,077
It was an app.
347
00:28:36,143 --> 00:28:39,283
‐You do know
what an app is, right?
‐Yeah.
348
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:45,383
This app unites people.
It builds bridges
349
00:28:45,443 --> 00:28:48,383
and fights loneliness.
350
00:28:49,877 --> 00:28:52,937
Tinder is the name.
351
00:28:53,010 --> 00:28:57,180
I've met incredible people.
352
00:28:57,243 --> 00:29:00,313
Fascinating people.
353
00:29:00,377 --> 00:29:05,237
That's an app for teenagers,
354
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:09,410
but Jonna says
it got you a date.
355
00:29:12,110 --> 00:29:16,740
Yeah, we met... at a bar.
356
00:29:18,343 --> 00:29:19,913
Her name is Crulla.
357
00:29:21,810 --> 00:29:26,410
‐Crulla?
‐I know what it sounds like.
358
00:29:26,477 --> 00:29:28,937
But if that's her name
you have to accept it.
359
00:29:31,077 --> 00:29:33,877
Well, Karsten?
360
00:29:35,343 --> 00:29:38,643
How do you find your new job?
361
00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:42,040
‐I don't know.
‐Don't know?
362
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:45,010
What kind of bullshit answer
is that?
363
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,837
Either you like or you don't!
364
00:29:54,477 --> 00:29:58,677
Did they let you try
the first position yet?
365
00:30:01,743 --> 00:30:05,213
What does that mean?
366
00:30:08,177 --> 00:30:10,707
Right. Right.
367
00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,310
Pick one of them.
368
00:30:20,977 --> 00:30:23,707
We don't have all day, Karsten.
369
00:30:32,677 --> 00:30:35,677
‐Oh...
‐You just push it, dammit!
370
00:30:39,177 --> 00:30:42,137
No! I can't do it!
371
00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:44,380
I knew you wouldn't
be able to do it.
372
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,237
Alright!
373
00:30:55,310 --> 00:31:01,510
Seeing you now,
it's obvious why you fail
in everything you do.
374
00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:09,310
‐What the fuck
are you talking about?
‐But you have no balls!
375
00:31:09,377 --> 00:31:12,007
‐I keep telling you!
‐Fuck you, AÅke!
376
00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:13,607
And fuck this gun!
377
00:31:13,677 --> 00:31:17,137
‐Fuck your pigs!
‐What the fuck are you doing?
378
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:21,810
‐Have you lost
your fucking mind?
‐Fuck your job, AÅke!
379
00:31:21,877 --> 00:31:23,477
And fuck you!
380
00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:27,843
If you decide to leave,
you're not welcome anymore!
381
00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:31,080
I don't want
to see you here again!
382
00:31:31,143 --> 00:31:33,183
‐Fuck you, AÅke!
‐Oh...
383
00:31:33,243 --> 00:31:35,013
Good God...
384
00:31:35,077 --> 00:31:36,677
[groans]
385
00:31:36,743 --> 00:31:40,643
Goddamn Danish sissy...
Must I do everything myself?
386
00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:42,940
Come here, little friend.
Come on.
387
00:31:58,110 --> 00:32:00,340
Vincent? It's Karsten.
388
00:32:01,677 --> 00:32:03,037
♪ You made me think ♪
389
00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:05,380
♪ I was weak, uh‐huh ♪
390
00:32:05,443 --> 00:32:07,483
♪ But you were wrong ♪
391
00:32:07,543 --> 00:32:08,983
♪ Honey ♪
392
00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:10,283
♪ I'm sure you're sure ♪
393
00:32:10,343 --> 00:32:12,913
♪ You saw the last of me ♪
394
00:32:12,977 --> 00:32:14,607
♪ Oh, I don't care ♪
395
00:32:14,677 --> 00:32:17,337
♪ Care what you've heard ♪
396
00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:19,180
♪ No, I don't, I don't ever ♪
397
00:32:19,243 --> 00:32:20,413
♪ Ever worry ♪
398
00:32:20,477 --> 00:32:21,907
♪ Hey! No, I don't ♪
399
00:32:21,977 --> 00:32:23,077
♪ I don't ever ♪
400
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:24,613
♪ Hear your worries ♪
401
00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:26,507
♪ Head high, head high ♪
402
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:29,007
♪ I hate worries ♪
403
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,907
♪ Look down, don't look down ♪
404
00:32:30,977 --> 00:32:33,507
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
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