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[dog whimpers]
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[barks]
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[car horn blares]
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♪ I need some meat ♪
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♪ On my bones ♪
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♪ Gonna get some meat ♪
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♪ On my bones ♪
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♪ I need something ♪
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♪ For my soul ♪
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♪ I need some meat ♪
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♪ On my bones ♪
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‐♪ Brother, my brother ♪
‐[applause]
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Dear friends, I wish you all
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a warm welcome to this fall's
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most noteworthy opening,
the movie Veni, Vidi, Vici.
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What you are about to see is
a movie made by a true auteur.
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A masterpiece by a director
well versed in his craft.
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But you're not here
to listen to me talk.
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So please give it up for
the director, Karsten Daugaard!
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[applause]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you very much,
dear friends.
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Uh... Excuse me.
I'm a bit nervous.
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[clears throat]
So I'm standing here
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as director and writer
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of my new movie,
Veni, Vidi, Vici,
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a movie I'm hugely proud of.
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Yeah. It's been on my mind night
and day for more than ten years.
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It tells the story of a man
who falls
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but rises up again.
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He fights his way back,
overcoming all hardship,
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to finally prevail.
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This film fills my heart.
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It is, to use a Danish
expression, my heart's child.
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Yeah. OK, let's do it!
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[applause]
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I'd rather not stay
for the screening.
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My presence will disturb
the audience.
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I'll stay here.
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[door opens]
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[man] ♪ If you everchange your mind... ♪
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Pelle, seriously, what the hell
did we just watch?
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[Pelle] Put some life in it,
for fuck's sake!
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‐What the fuck was that?
‐I felt so embarrassed...
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‐It's a shame.
I really like the guy.
‐What the fuck was he thinking?
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And I read the script!
OK, it was never great...
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‐You mean they asked you?
‐Yes!
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Are you joking? You should be
so fucking glad you rejected it.
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How the hell do you get money
to produce this shit?
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What a load of
pretentious rubbish!
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‐But what the fuck
do we tell him?
‐Just tell the truth!
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‐If it's shit, it's shit!
‐[both laugh]
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‐Maybe we should just
tell the truth?
‐We would do the world a favor.
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‐Now what?
Should we grab a drink?
‐Yeah, we need at least one!
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Hello, boys.
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Hi, there. I didn't know
you were hiding in there.
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Yeah, I was in there.
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Well, thank you!
Thank you for the film.
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I'm really impressed with
how you put it all together.
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Great!
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Yeah, the sound was good.
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‐Have you been working out?
‐No.
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You look pumped up.
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No, it was great fun to...
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And such a cool title.
Vedi...
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‐Veni, Vidi, Vici.
‐That's right!
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‐"I came, I saw,
I conquered," yeah.
‐I'm sure people will see it.
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Do you want to come along
for a drink?
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No, I must take care
of the family.
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‐Right. Good.
‐See you!
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Fuck!
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‐Honey? Breakfast's ready.
‐[Karsten grunts]
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Did the newspapers arrive yet?
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Veni, Vidi, Vici,
I came, I saw, I left.
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You know, we're invited
to Erik and Lotta's tonight.
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What do you think we should
bring? Wine and some flowers?
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A bottle of wine will do.
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Goddammit!
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What's with Dad?
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The movie was panned.
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Oh, no...
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"The director's ambition
was to tell an epic love story,
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according to himself."
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"But the only evidence
of that ambition is seen
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in the now epic final image:
a pile of dung."
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These are the worst reviews
I have ever seen.
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I think there are good things
in this movie.
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Yes, some pretty good things,
actually.
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It's like this.
You and I are two old dinosaurs.
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We've made dramas
about people with emotions.
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But today people want
tits and ass.
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Housewives shedding
their clothes,
people buying groceries,
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trying to find
the right cucumber.
Stuff we know nothing about!
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I have no choice but to put
your next project on hold.
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I can't raise one krone
with these reviews.
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Not one krone!
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The institute will say no,
TV will say no...
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Everyone will say no!
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Look, you and I made a deal
that we would do
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the next movie together.
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I know, but the situation
has changed, Karsten.
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If you were a woman,
I could play the gender card.
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But we can't even do that!
It's a complete dead end.
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Yeah...
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Do something else!
But keep in touch.
And don't forget your jacket.
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Wouldn't it perhaps
be possible to...
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‐No.
‐No.
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[music playing]
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[woman] Indeed! I agree.
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Karsten? Come here!
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Wake up, will you? It's just
a movie. Pull yourself together!
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Karsten! Cigars?
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‐Karsten?
‐No, I brought my own.
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Alright.
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‐Do you like them?
‐Yeah, they're good.
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[coughs]
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I don't cough as much.
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Is everything OK?
You look tired.
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Tired? [chuckles]
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I don't feel tired.
What do you mean by that?
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‐Wasn't your movie
just released?
‐Yeah, I think around now.
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I don't read the reviews,
but the one I did see
wasn't very kind.
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Don't know.
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I never read the reviews.
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Exactly, we need something
to make us more active.
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‐Why don't we all try some yoga?
‐I'd love to!
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‐Wouldn't that be fun?
‐It's a great idea!
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In order to make
any money off the film,
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it needs to be
a box‐office success?
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Well, I can only hope
people will want to see it.
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But you have no idea, right?
Doesn't it bother you?
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Wouldn't it be nice
to have a regular job
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where you just know
you get paid every month?
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I'm an artist.
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And you can't combine
being an artist
with having a monthly salary.
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I get it, but, I mean,
doesn't it suck
to never have any money?
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‐What do you mean?
‐I heard
Jonna pays for everything.
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‐Who told you that?
‐Don't remember, somebody.
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It's not true.
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It's completely untrue.
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Did we miss something?
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‐We're discussing art.
‐[chuckling]
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[laughter]
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[man on TV] So listen to this.Listen to this.
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Studies show that a lot ofnew‐born‐baby dads sufferfrom breastfeeding envy.
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[laughs] How about that?
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So there's a lot of dadsout there
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who wish they could be the onebreastfeeding their child.
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Now, they don't have to worry.
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There's a lot of malebreastfeeding devicesout there on the market.
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You can literally go outand buy a pair of man boobs.
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So I guess you just top them upwith some mother's milkand then you're ready to go.
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When we come back, my sidekick,Mr. Papa Bear, will try onone of these man‐bras.
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[man 2 on TV] Oh, hell, no.I ain't trying one of them on.
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I was watching that.
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We need to talk.
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You know I've been talking about
starting my own business.
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Well, I've decided to do it.
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‐To start your own business?
‐I've quit my job.
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Do you want some?
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‐So what's the problem?
‐[sighs]
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It'll be a bit of a struggle,
you understand, financially...
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Yeah, yeah.
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I actually had the most amazing
idea for a new script‐‐
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Another five‐year plan
is the last thing we need.
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‐Five‐year plan?
‐Let's be realistic.
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I will need your help
from now on.
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That's as clear
as snot in porridge.
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‐What was that?
‐[laughs]
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That's just a Danish expression.
A humorous phrase.
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Anyway, I talked to my dad...
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and he might have a job
for you.
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Work for your dad?
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[duck calls]
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[duck calls]
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[duck quacking]
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Shit... Goddamn duck.
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Well, Karsten, let us be clear.
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The fact of the matter is
that Jonna provides for you
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and has done so for a long time.
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You might think
I'm old‐fashioned...
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but I find it wrong.
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What do you think?
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You have no opinion, as always.
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I'm actually a filmmaker. I'm
a director and I make movies...
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Karsten, you don't have
what it takes to make films.
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If you don't get that,
you're not only naive
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but fucking retarded.
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[duck quacking]
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Shit!
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[groans] You could
have warned me.
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What kind of role model
are you for Sam?
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A dad who sits around the house
doing absolutely nothing,
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who won't contribute
even one krone.
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‐Jonna is starting
her own business.
‐I know.
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That's my girl! Driven!
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So I want you
to take responsibility,
shape up your game
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and bring in some money.
Do we agree?
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Yeah...
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Then I have an offer for you.
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I want you to come work
at Eko‐Gris.
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‐At Eko‐Gris?
‐I have an open floor position.
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I think you should accept
my offer. What do you think?
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[calls duck]
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I studied at the Danish
National Film School.
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To be a film director.
I'm no butcher!
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‐I mean...
‐I'm sure it pays well.
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This is not about money.
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‐What's it about, then?
‐This is about my pride, no?
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"This is about my pride!"
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‐Are we moving now?
‐Moving? Why would we move?
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Well, Dad doesn't make any money
and you're starting
your own business.
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It sounds to me like
we can't afford to stay here.
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‐We're not moving.
‐Exactly.
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Because you're taking the job.
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It's not the end of the world
to do something other than film.
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[phone buzzes]
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Anita. Sh.
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‐Karsten.
‐Hey, how are you?
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Uh... I'm fine, I...
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OK, listen up now.
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Have you seen that new Danish
crime series called The Angels?
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The Angels?
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Uh... Yeah, my wife's
been watching it.
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Perfect! OK, so the guy
who was supposed to direct it,
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something happened and he's out.
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And I told them
you're available. Can you be
in Malmoö by one o'clock?
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Let me just check my schedule.
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Yes, I think
I can squeeze it in.
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You'll meetone of the producers.He's an old‐fashioned type,
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so put some nice clothes on.
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Take the scooter
and don't be late, OK? Got it?
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Remember you're
an important director.
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You're worth a million dollars.
We're going, babe! Kiss, kiss.
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This is where it turns around!
Fuck, yeah!
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I guess it's a bit like
Peter Sellers in The Party.
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‐When he's thrown out.
‐[phone rings]
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They tell him he'll never
work in showbiz again.
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‐Fuck.
‐And he replies,
"Does that include television?"
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Amazing! Hold on...
Karsten, we're inside,
to the right.
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‐Where are you?
‐I'm afraid I'm running late.
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Something came up.
Maybe more than an hour.
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One second...
I need to take this call.
244
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:16,423
What are you saying?You promised you'd be here.
245
00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:20,747
I worked my ass off for this.Where are you?
246
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:24,420
Uh, listen to me.
247
00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:27,087
The thing is...
248
00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:28,953
I can't come.
249
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,920
Why not? Just come!
250
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:36,617
You just needto come here, smileand tell him how good you are.
251
00:18:36,687 --> 00:18:40,117
‐Is that so hard? Come here!
‐Listen.
252
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:46,047
I completely understand.
But I really look like shit.
253
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,450
It's no good.
254
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,920
Listen, I don't give a shit...
255
00:18:51,987 --> 00:18:55,787
Hello? Hello? Shit!
256
00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:02,047
We have a small problem.
257
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,620
[man] I understand.
But a swimming pool
in your living room isn't...
258
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:11,947
Since it's a housing
cooperative... I understand.
It's not that easy.
259
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,320
‐Thank you.
‐[hangs up phone]
260
00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:14,887
A swimming pool
in the living room?
261
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,153
What a crackbrained idea. Tacky!
262
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:20,150
‐[phone beeps]
‐What's this? [laughs]
263
00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:24,117
‐Oh, my God...
‐What is it?
264
00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:25,717
‐No, it's just...
‐[phone beeps]
265
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,417
[laughs]
266
00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:30,647
‐But tell me!
‐It's Tobbe, my new boyfriend...
267
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,050
He's sending me...
268
00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:39,087
‐He's sending me dick pics.
‐Dick pics?
269
00:19:39,153 --> 00:19:41,153
‐Don't you know what it is?
‐No.
270
00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:43,787
[man laughs]
271
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:48,153
But it's nice! You don't see
too much of that, do you?
272
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,650
‐Do you?
‐Stop it! Hello.
273
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,350
How about Ralf?
274
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,450
[giggles]
275
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,350
Shh!
276
00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,690
[laughs] I'll miss you
when you leave.
277
00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:04,693
‐Why start your own business?
‐Yeah, it's intimidating.
278
00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:07,393
But I've made my decision.
279
00:20:07,453 --> 00:20:09,323
Yeah...
280
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:12,493
Big tie, big ego.
281
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,490
[phone rings]
282
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:36,417
‐Hello?
‐[man] Karsten, what's up, man?
283
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:41,287
‐Hello?
‐[laughing] Hey, it's me,Vinny.
284
00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:45,993
‐Vinny?
‐Yeah. What's up, motherfucker?
285
00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:47,793
What the fuck?
286
00:20:47,853 --> 00:20:51,493
‐But what kind of job is it?
‐I have no idea.
287
00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:58,193
But it's sure to be better
than working for your father.
288
00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:01,053
So he's a film producer
and wants to work with you?
289
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:05,790
We went to film school together
but he went straight
to Hollywood.
290
00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:10,093
He stayed for 20 years
but is back in Scandinavia!
291
00:21:10,153 --> 00:21:11,723
We were this close
in film school.
292
00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:15,117
I trusted him and he trusted me.
293
00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:19,117
Good things are about to happen.
Great things!
294
00:21:20,687 --> 00:21:24,547
Do I look OK? Honey, I love you.
295
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,120
Bye!
296
00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:29,087
["Gasoline"
by 528 Cherie Cherokee]
297
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,293
[laughs] No, he's gay.
298
00:21:38,353 --> 00:21:40,423
‐John Travolta?
‐Yeah, he's gay.
299
00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:43,147
‐Tom Cruise?
‐He's gay too.
300
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,320
‐Tom Hanks?
‐He's gay.
301
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,447
You know the guy who plays
the president...
302
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,790
Vinny, stop it!
303
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:55,623
You're ruining my whole picture
of all the stars.
304
00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:59,947
‐Was everything good?
‐Yes, excellent.
305
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:02,620
But it must have been amazing.
306
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:05,717
Hollywood Boulevard,
Highway Number One,
307
00:22:05,787 --> 00:22:08,547
freshly squeezed juice...
308
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:13,150
♪ There's far afarfrom afar... ♪
309
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:17,190
The first movie we made
in film school, Titanicum.
310
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:20,823
Yeah, you directed it. Fuck.
311
00:22:20,887 --> 00:22:26,247
We took the piss out of
fucking Titanic, and you...
312
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,490
Well, now you're a serious
director, which is great.
313
00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:34,123
‐Good times...
‐Yeah, good times.
314
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:37,387
I sometimes miss those days.
315
00:22:39,153 --> 00:22:43,393
‐Yeah, who doesn't?
‐Listen to me, Karsten...
316
00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:46,693
You're a creative
son of a bitch.
You've always been that.
317
00:22:46,753 --> 00:22:52,423
But you're an eagle!
You're no fucking gull,
you're an eagle!
318
00:22:52,487 --> 00:22:57,117
You need space
to unfold your wings!
319
00:22:57,187 --> 00:23:01,217
Otherwise you can't fly.
You'll crash.
320
00:23:01,287 --> 00:23:04,587
You'll never have
that space in Sweden.
321
00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:08,423
Is that what your film is about?
Vici, Vici, Vici?
322
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:14,850
‐It's Veni, Vidi, Vici.
‐Right, sorry.
323
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,520
‐Have you seen my film?
‐You bet I have!
324
00:23:17,587 --> 00:23:21,817
At the cinema,
on that big screen...
And you know what I saw?
325
00:23:21,887 --> 00:23:27,247
I saw your wonderful, amazing,
big, pounding, genius heart,
326
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,420
just like I remember it
from film school.
327
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,250
I missed you, Vinny.
328
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:42,653
I missed you too. Do you know
what else you've been missing?
329
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,290
‐Something I know
I can give you.
‐Yeah. What?
330
00:23:45,353 --> 00:23:49,853
Fame. Success!
Do you know what I mean? Huh?
331
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,350
That's why I want you to work
with me here in Copenhagen.
332
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:57,550
You just tell me what to do.
Hopefully it's not television.
333
00:23:58,587 --> 00:23:59,717
Is something wrong?
334
00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:07,947
‐Can you feel it?
‐Feel what?
335
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,190
My chakra!
Can you feel it vibrating?
336
00:24:10,253 --> 00:24:12,053
‐Your chakra?
‐The energy. Can't you feel it?
337
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,090
Yeah, yeah.
338
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:18,123
‐Karsten, I'm fucking with you!
‐For fuck's sake!
339
00:24:18,187 --> 00:24:21,687
‐So tell me what...
‐No, I'll let you see
for yourself.
340
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,393
‐May I have the check, please?
‐But what kind of film is it?
341
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,120
Taxi!
342
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,650
Taxi...
343
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:42,020
You won't get a taxi by saying
"taxi." You have to say taxa.
344
00:24:42,087 --> 00:24:43,417
Taxa.
345
00:24:56,587 --> 00:25:01,147
This is it! We need to
get rid of some stuff.
346
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:03,550
It has huge potential.
347
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:07,950
It's a thousand square meters.
The ceiling height is 13 meters.
348
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,590
You can fit jibs and everything.
349
00:25:09,653 --> 00:25:12,893
Can you afford this?
It's amazing!
350
00:25:12,953 --> 00:25:16,123
‐Vincent...
‐Yeah?
351
00:25:16,187 --> 00:25:19,887
I'm directing again, you know?
352
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:25,493
I'll be making films
unlike anything
my fans have seen before.
353
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,220
I will rip them up emotionally.
354
00:25:29,287 --> 00:25:32,717
‐I'm a film director again.
‐That's the spirit!
355
00:25:32,787 --> 00:25:35,247
You know what?
356
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,250
I have a buddy in Malmoö.
357
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,520
I promised him a carburetor
from a jib I have in LA.
358
00:25:41,587 --> 00:25:44,347
I sent one by mail
but it never arrived.
359
00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:48,550
‐Could you give it to him?
‐Sure.
360
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:51,450
‐As long as there's
no coke inside.
‐Coke?
361
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,590
‐There's no dope inside, right?
‐Of course it is!
362
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,917
[laughs] I'm fucking with you!
Should we go inside?
363
00:25:58,987 --> 00:26:01,847
Of course.
I can't wait to see it.
364
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,020
‐OK, are you ready?
‐Yeah.
365
00:26:04,087 --> 00:26:07,447
‐The dream factory.
‐Yeah, hit me!
366
00:26:10,387 --> 00:26:11,947
Hey, guys!
367
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:14,490
‐Nuuk!
‐Hello.
368
00:26:14,553 --> 00:26:18,653
‐This is Karsten.
‐[speaks dialect]
369
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,050
‐Is he from Greenland?
‐I think so.
370
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:27,150
I don't understand a word
he says, but he's the best
I've worked with.
371
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:35,620
And over there we have Lothar.
He's taking a nap.
372
00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:39,387
Let's not wake him up.
He needs his beauty sleep.
373
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,190
Suzy.
374
00:26:44,253 --> 00:26:45,723
‐Hi.
‐Hi.
375
00:26:45,787 --> 00:26:48,087
She's new.
She's absolutely fabulous.
376
00:26:48,153 --> 00:26:52,823
‐Suzy, this is Karsten.
‐Hi, I've heard so much
about you!
377
00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:57,517
Everyone loves your movies.
People are full of praise.
[giggles]
378
00:26:57,587 --> 00:26:59,117
Thank you!
379
00:26:59,187 --> 00:27:01,287
‐Vinny! What's up!
‐Yeah.
380
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:02,353
Hey!
381
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,820
Dallas, this is Karsten.
Karsten, Dallas.
382
00:27:04,887 --> 00:27:09,087
‐You're American?
‐No, I'm Danish. Just like you.
383
00:27:09,153 --> 00:27:12,793
Karsten Daugaard.
It's pretty Danish, right?
384
00:27:12,853 --> 00:27:16,453
‐Did the scene turn out OK?
‐Yeah, it was good.
385
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,820
We're waiting for Georgina
to call it a day.
386
00:27:20,887 --> 00:27:27,547
I even did a close‐up retake
straight after that first scene.
387
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:31,290
I'm on a diet of raw egg yolk
and Tabasco.
388
00:27:31,353 --> 00:27:35,353
It does fucking miracles.
389
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:41,490
‐Uh... Raw egg yolk?
‐Mm. And Tabasco.
390
00:27:41,553 --> 00:27:45,153
Yeah, Dallas is like that.
He's a method actor.
391
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:48,750
Your style. He goes all the way.
392
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,920
Yeah, it's like that.
It's just rolling.
393
00:27:51,987 --> 00:27:55,517
‐Can I have a quick word
with you?
‐Yeah, sure.
394
00:27:57,087 --> 00:27:58,747
‐Is everything alright?
‐Yeah.
395
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,820
What is it?
396
00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:11,087
[whispers] I haven't told
Karsten exactly what we do here.
397
00:28:11,153 --> 00:28:16,053
So not too many details, OK?
We need to give him some time.
398
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,950
‐So keep a lid on it.
‐I got it.
399
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:22,790
I took care of the delivery.
You don't have to worry
about it.
400
00:28:22,853 --> 00:28:26,053
‐Go visit your mom
in the hospital.
‐That's awesome!
401
00:28:26,753 --> 00:28:27,993
‐Thanks.
‐Thank you.
402
00:28:28,053 --> 00:28:29,923
‐[woman] Vinny!
‐Hey!
403
00:28:29,987 --> 00:28:34,647
This is Lene! This is
our darling and favorite star.
404
00:28:35,887 --> 00:28:37,487
‐Lene.
‐Karsten!
405
00:28:37,553 --> 00:28:43,493
I loved Vin, Veni, Vidi, Vici.
I can't wait to work with you.
406
00:28:43,553 --> 00:28:47,223
‐Have you seen it?
‐I downloaded it
from Pirate Bay.
407
00:28:47,287 --> 00:28:50,487
Oh, it's already
been downloaded...
408
00:28:52,253 --> 00:28:59,623
You're a star, baby. Internet.
Tell him about how you work
as an actress.
409
00:28:59,687 --> 00:29:05,647
I try to become the person,
not act. I give, and I take.
410
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:10,450
‐And I very much like
when you fix the eyes...
‐[baby crying]
411
00:29:11,687 --> 00:29:13,587
[Vinny] She has lovely eyes.
412
00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:16,853
Honey! Honey.
413
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,750
I think I'll go home.
Is there something
I need to buy?
414
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:24,650
‐Coconut water...
‐I don't have any money.
415
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,690
Can we talk about
last week's salary?
416
00:29:27,753 --> 00:29:29,693
Alright.
417
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:35,420
Alright.
418
00:29:35,487 --> 00:29:38,887
‐Say bye to Mommy.
‐I love you.
419
00:29:38,953 --> 00:29:41,653
‐Bye, everyone!
‐Bye!
420
00:29:43,687 --> 00:29:46,647
‐Yeah. So this is
our little studio.
‐Yeah.
421
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,753
Ah! Georgina.
422
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,250
[Vinny] Alright,
now you'll see...
423
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,420
The director in you
must be excited.
424
00:30:08,587 --> 00:30:12,547
OK. And action!
425
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,490
Calm down!
426
00:30:29,553 --> 00:30:31,323
Vinny, can I have a word
with you?
427
00:30:33,587 --> 00:30:38,417
Hey, guys, you look great! OK?
Cock 'n' roll!
428
00:30:38,487 --> 00:30:42,317
Hey, hey, Karsten. What's up?
429
00:30:42,387 --> 00:30:44,587
What the fuck are you doing?
430
00:30:44,653 --> 00:30:47,923
What I'm doing?
It's a pornographic movie!
431
00:30:47,987 --> 00:30:49,187
So? What the fuck did you think?
432
00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:52,653
I don't do porn! I'm an artist!
433
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,090
So bring your artistic vision
here!
434
00:30:56,153 --> 00:30:59,253
I got some big fucking
money guys behind me.
435
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,020
And they trust you
because I trust you.
436
00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:06,747
You decide the story, whatever!
You decide what film stock
you want.
437
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:10,420
You want 35mm? 16mm?
Plus you'll make a ton of money.
438
00:31:10,487 --> 00:31:12,087
I'll give you 25,000
straight up.
439
00:31:12,153 --> 00:31:15,093
Fuck you, Vinny! Fuck you!
440
00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:20,053
["Don't Give A Shit"
by 528 featuring Seluah]
441
00:31:22,787 --> 00:31:24,147
Here we go.
442
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,493
[women squeal and giggle]
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