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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,534 --> 00:01:36,836 - You can't go in here. - I have to see the Mayor. 2 00:01:36,866 --> 00:01:38,794 He's in a council meeting, he can't be disturbed. 3 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:41,218 I demand that you let me through, I've ridden all night, 80 miles. 4 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,307 - That's orders. - Get out of my way. 5 00:01:44,457 --> 00:01:47,486 Stay out, stop, I said stop. 6 00:01:49,681 --> 00:01:50,501 I must see the Mayor. 7 00:01:50,502 --> 00:01:52,530 But the Mayor is attending a council meetings. 8 00:01:52,531 --> 00:01:55,490 Let go of me, you'll be sorry, I'm a relative of the Mayor. 9 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,082 So am I, so the whole council. 10 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,450 - Where's the council room? - I won't talk. 11 00:01:59,612 --> 00:02:01,767 Cousin Bryo, cousin Bryo. 12 00:02:01,797 --> 00:02:03,428 Stop making so much noise, they're in a meeting. 13 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,501 - Be quiet. - What is this commotion? 14 00:02:05,531 --> 00:02:08,122 - Cousin Gregor. - Cousin Bryo. 15 00:02:09,454 --> 00:02:13,120 - It's my cousin, the Mayor of Trebin. - I'm sorry uncle, he's mad, he tries to... 16 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:14,873 Terrible had happened. 17 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:18,141 - Come in here. - Cousin Gregor. 18 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:21,314 I've been riding all night, it's a disaster, I'm ruined. 19 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:23,227 Come and sit down, fetch brandy and water. 20 00:02:23,257 --> 00:02:24,358 - No water. - No water. 21 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:26,706 Now, what is it? What is it? Come on, speak out, what happened? 22 00:02:26,736 --> 00:02:29,537 Like thunder he appeared among us, the postmaster was hanged... 23 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:31,730 the chief of police was let off with 200 lashes. 24 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:34,039 I, I was sentenced to the firing squad. 25 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:36,997 Luckily my own first made set of rifles, they blew up and I escaped. 26 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:39,867 - I need a fresh horse I must be off at once. - A fresh horse for our cousin. 27 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:41,551 - Sit down, sit down. - But I must go. 28 00:02:41,581 --> 00:02:44,497 - Even now, he may be here in your midst. - Who? 29 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:48,283 - Speak up man, who? - The Inspector General. 30 00:02:48,494 --> 00:02:51,516 Yes, he has full power from the Emperor himself. 31 00:02:51,835 --> 00:02:53,544 And wherever he finds bribery and corruption... 32 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,474 that's where the gallows and firing squads go to work. More. 33 00:02:57,570 --> 00:02:59,766 What does he look like, this Inspector General? 34 00:02:59,796 --> 00:03:01,359 Who knows? A man of mystery. 35 00:03:01,538 --> 00:03:03,821 Five days he was in our midst and no one even suspected it. 36 00:03:03,987 --> 00:03:05,428 He went everywhere, saw everything... 37 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:07,557 and uncovered such corruption that even I was shocked. 38 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,241 Now don't get excited. 39 00:03:09,271 --> 00:03:13,449 Don't get excited? How I envy you, so secure in your clean town and fear no one. 40 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:16,136 - The horse is ready Uncle Byro. - I must be off. 41 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:17,793 Poor Gregor, where will you go? 42 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:21,249 Away, far away, anywhere, Africa, China. Goodbye cousin Byro. 43 00:03:21,748 --> 00:03:23,304 Farewell Uncle. 44 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:25,740 - Goodbye. - Goodbye cousin. 45 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,027 - You need any money? - You bet I need it uncle Gyro. 46 00:03:32,057 --> 00:03:33,455 I have a few crowns. 47 00:03:35,672 --> 00:03:36,718 Thank you. 48 00:03:41,615 --> 00:03:42,788 Farewell. 49 00:03:58,524 --> 00:04:01,286 I would like to take this opportunity to tend to my resignation... 50 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:03,569 - effective... - Sit down. 51 00:04:04,295 --> 00:04:05,162 What would you do? 52 00:04:05,192 --> 00:04:09,664 Go back to rolling pills in that stinky hole of chemist shop, you poisoner. 53 00:04:10,688 --> 00:04:15,036 - I promised my wife... - I have to talk to my sister... 54 00:04:17,013 --> 00:04:21,731 Stay where you are, nothing is to be gained by rushing around blindly. 55 00:04:21,936 --> 00:04:25,620 We must proceed according to system. You Lazlo, clean up the square. 56 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:29,739 Leave all the public buildings spotless, the patients in all the hospital beds. 57 00:04:30,466 --> 00:04:32,690 You Toleki, get the children back into school. 58 00:04:32,691 --> 00:04:35,426 - Start teaching them something, anything. - Yes, brother in law. 59 00:04:35,427 --> 00:04:38,195 You two deliver the mail, all of it, whether you've read it or not. 60 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:40,834 - I, I never read the mail. - Yes you did, don't you remember? 61 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,212 Quiet. 62 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,529 Kovak, come back here. 63 00:04:49,386 --> 00:04:51,163 I want all roads policed day and night. 64 00:04:51,304 --> 00:04:54,207 I want a report of everyone who's entered this town in the past 24 hours. 65 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:56,545 Check the tavern, investigate all strangers. 66 00:04:56,966 --> 00:04:58,912 Bring your reports to me personally, you understand? 67 00:04:58,942 --> 00:05:00,868 Yes, but first I would like to... 68 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,120 First you will obey the orders, now get out of here. 69 00:05:06,402 --> 00:05:08,586 Thank you cousin Bryo. 70 00:05:18,353 --> 00:05:21,383 Order double guards at the city gates and patrol all roads to Brodny at once. 71 00:05:21,413 --> 00:05:23,769 - Uncle what happened... - At once. 72 00:05:27,608 --> 00:05:29,732 - Come with me. - Hey, what goes with Uncle General? 73 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,855 Shut up, I say come with me. 74 00:05:36,314 --> 00:05:38,469 - Anything wrong. - Quiet. 75 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:44,132 Quiet you. 76 00:05:55,353 --> 00:05:58,746 I shall investigate here, you men go on to the next town. 77 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:13,385 Countrymen approach, step up, step up. 78 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:16,892 Come close to meet one of the greatest experience of your life. 79 00:06:17,096 --> 00:06:19,684 You will tell your children and grandchildren about this. 80 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:21,355 Then first you will be entertained... 81 00:06:21,385 --> 00:06:26,046 by the greatest musicians in the country, direct from the court of the Emperor. 82 00:06:26,076 --> 00:06:29,307 - Yakov's elixir, the best that can be had. - Yeah. 83 00:06:29,337 --> 00:06:32,500 - Yakov's elixir is good for what is bad. - Yeah. 84 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:35,751 Try this elixir is good for what your thirst. 85 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:38,991 Try this elixir is best for what it's worth. 86 00:06:43,211 --> 00:06:46,973 Now good people, step closer my rub, come back to me, see all with your own eye. 87 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:51,704 I Yakov Guli, positioned to Princes and crown heads have come among you... 88 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,446 to exhibit absolutely free of charge... 89 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:59,027 the wonder of the world and parallel since the dawn of time. 90 00:06:59,057 --> 00:07:02,812 Are you ready my friends? The Egyptian marvel... 91 00:07:03,194 --> 00:07:06,765 the treasure of the Pharaohs, behold.. 92 00:07:10,285 --> 00:07:13,321 - Step right up people, examine, observe. - You there. 93 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,864 Who are you? Let me see your peddler's card. 94 00:07:16,107 --> 00:07:17,331 Here captain. 95 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:19,970 Yakov Guli, an honest professional man from Pribirk. 96 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,559 I've testimonials from the Emperor himself, I will... 97 00:07:22,589 --> 00:07:26,028 - Never mind, what about your friend there? - Who him? 98 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,498 Captain, don't run away, come back, come back. 99 00:07:31,664 --> 00:07:34,228 We'll received welcome any investigation. 100 00:07:34,258 --> 00:07:37,263 Look my friends, it lives, it breathes. 101 00:07:38,117 --> 00:07:41,994 It laughs, it cries, it thinks. 102 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:46,075 Watch his left ear, how much is 2 and 2? 103 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:51,495 Correct, this is not just an old head. 104 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,964 This is Prince Ahmed of ancient Egypt. 105 00:07:55,294 --> 00:07:57,781 Beheaded by the cruel Pharaoh... 106 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:01,135 because of his forbidden love for the crown Princess. 107 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:03,098 And now my friends you ask yourselves... 108 00:08:03,456 --> 00:08:07,676 how is this miracle survived for over 2000 years? 109 00:08:08,136 --> 00:08:11,388 An excellent question, only this... 110 00:08:12,089 --> 00:08:14,257 Yakov's Golden Elixir. 111 00:08:14,564 --> 00:08:18,938 Look how his eyes plead with me to give him a dose of my elixir. 112 00:08:19,129 --> 00:08:23,917 He fairly yearns for its richness, goodness, here you go friend. 113 00:08:26,314 --> 00:08:31,563 I'm a simple man my friends, I do not make extravagant claims for my medicine. 114 00:08:32,027 --> 00:08:34,575 If a person is already dead, for instance... 115 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:38,671 there is only a slim chance that my medicine will do him any good. 116 00:08:39,015 --> 00:08:42,101 But if only a spark of life remains... 117 00:08:42,369 --> 00:08:48,478 Yakov's Golden Elixir will fan it into a roaring fire of health. 118 00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:02,884 How can Yakov cheat those poor people like that? 119 00:09:02,885 --> 00:09:03,413 Why? What's the matter? 120 00:09:03,414 --> 00:09:05,417 Well, this is the furniture polish he sold yesterday. 121 00:09:05,447 --> 00:09:08,286 - Come on, hurry up, he's almost through. - Alright, here we go. 122 00:09:09,363 --> 00:09:11,423 No, you don't wear this. 123 00:09:11,453 --> 00:09:13,906 Here is the testimonials from my grateful customers. 124 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:19,024 Yet, even from the great Napoleon himself, written on the battlefield of Austerlitz. 125 00:09:19,303 --> 00:09:22,352 He gives the elixir full credit for the victory. 126 00:09:22,569 --> 00:09:25,664 For years I've suffered terrible digestive distress. 127 00:09:26,062 --> 00:09:29,392 However since taking Yakov's miracle elixir... 128 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:34,381 I no longer find it necessary to continuously hold my hand on my stomach. 129 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,362 Kindest personal regards, Napoleon. 130 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:43,215 ♪ Yakov's elixir, drink it to your birth. Yakov's elixir is best for what it worth. ♪ 131 00:09:44,859 --> 00:09:48,981 But why do I tell you these things my friends, when there is someone here... 132 00:09:49,011 --> 00:09:53,994 a sufferer on whom I've looked with compassion when he lay on death's door. 133 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:58,113 Unable to move a muscle, paralyzed. 134 00:10:00,102 --> 00:10:05,981 ♪ Friend, are you aware that you are losing your hair? ♪ 135 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:10,992 ♪ Do you need money? Have you been on a diet? ♪ 136 00:10:11,022 --> 00:10:19,281 ♪ Are you bothered by quiet? Quiet, quiet... ♪ 137 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:21,724 Nice dancer of that fellow. 138 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:26,428 ♪ Do you get colds or prickly heat, a burning brow, a blazing feet... ♪ 139 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,935 ♪ A leaping pulse, a jumping cough, a falling eye, a running nose and hic... ♪ 140 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:33,723 Cup, do you get hiccup? 141 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:38,697 ♪ A touch of laryngitis, pharyngitis, asthma or appendicitis or hic... ♪ 142 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:45,098 Cups or hic, cups. 143 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:51,296 Or measles, have you had a diagnosis of cirrhosis... 144 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:57,161 Have you ever been short of breath? 145 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:03,065 ♪ Well, cheer up, cheer up, cheer up... ♪ 146 00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:07,363 ♪ No matter how bad your condition, I have news that will tickle your ears. ♪ 147 00:11:08,765 --> 00:11:11,672 - ♪ I was dead. ♪ - ♪ Dead? ♪ 148 00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:13,509 Well, pretty sick. 149 00:11:14,768 --> 00:11:19,091 ♪ Til I saw a famous physician, who hadn't seen a patient in years. ♪ 150 00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:21,749 ♪ He was near-sighted. ♪ 151 00:11:22,712 --> 00:11:26,027 ♪ He said hello young man, you are possibly the plumber? ♪ 152 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:30,248 ♪ I'm a patient Dr. Hummer, Dr. Hummer said... ♪ 153 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:41,827 ♪ Dr. Hummer said but see Dr. Cinger, Dr. Cinger said... ♪ 154 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,017 You have a bigger leather noses and the leather man can't use it... 155 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:56,345 ♪ tell me something young man, you've had some diseases? 156 00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:57,482 ♪ Have I had? ♪ 157 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:07,021 ♪ When I was one I had a, when I was two I had a... ♪ 158 00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:11,969 ♪ When I was three I had, by the time I was four... ♪ 159 00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:16,636 ♪ When I was six I had a... ♪ 160 00:12:17,325 --> 00:12:19,598 ♪ At seven I developed... ♪ 161 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,833 ♪ When I was eight I got a... ♪ 162 00:12:23,892 --> 00:12:26,555 ♪ By the time I was nine... ♪ 163 00:12:30,191 --> 00:12:33,022 ♪ Doctor, why am I always so tired? ♪ 164 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:39,076 ♪ Doctor Cinger said... ♪ 165 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:43,055 ♪ And gave me the following prescription. ♪ 166 00:12:52,364 --> 00:12:55,977 ♪ Zalaminhalticnol, twice a day. ♪ 167 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:02,005 Since that day I haven't been sick sir, that medicine did the trick sir. 168 00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:08,381 Then, what was it? Don't ask me. I'll tell you. 169 00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:18,749 ♪ Yakov's Golden Elixir. ♪ 170 00:13:28,939 --> 00:13:32,319 Well my friends, who will be the first to buy Yakov's Elixir? 171 00:13:35,369 --> 00:13:37,460 There will be new zest, new life, new enthusiasm... 172 00:13:37,490 --> 00:13:38,799 - what it is mother? - 12 Pennies. 173 00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:41,592 My husband is sick, if he had your medicine, maybe he'd get well. 174 00:13:42,204 --> 00:13:45,698 Go away mother please, one, one bottle right here, will you take one here? 175 00:13:45,728 --> 00:13:47,827 No, no please... 176 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,327 - Sell it to her. - No. 177 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,423 - Such right the other side. - Why, I did very well I sold three. 178 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:57,601 Here you are mother, bless you, whatever wrong with your husband, he is now cure. 179 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:02,276 Alright ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the most wonderful, the most miraculous all cure. 180 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:03,449 Golden Elixir. 181 00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,499 Mother, mother here your pennies. 182 00:14:05,529 --> 00:14:06,723 - Give me back the medicine. - No. 183 00:14:08,393 --> 00:14:12,074 - Mother, the medicine is no good. - Is for my husband, he needs it, he's sick. 184 00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,757 I know and this will finish him off, just take the pennies and buy milk. 185 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,979 It'll do much more good than the medicine, the medicine it's no good. 186 00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:18,148 Don't you remember me? 187 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,014 I'm the fellow with all the diseases and medics but there's nothing wrong with me. 188 00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:24,262 This medicine is a fake, I'm a fake, Yakov is a fake. 189 00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:27,442 This is no good, I tell you mother, we are cheating all the people, don't you see? 190 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,470 We wash windows with it, furniture polish. 191 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,203 All the people, pardon me. All the people back there that... 192 00:14:34,545 --> 00:14:37,371 Yakov. 193 00:15:07,436 --> 00:15:09,721 Yakov, Yakov... 194 00:15:11,686 --> 00:15:13,750 Georgi, Georgi... 195 00:15:48,088 --> 00:15:49,877 You... 196 00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:07,813 Look Yakov, a fish. 197 00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:12,167 A fish Yakov. We, we can have supper now, put it near the flame. 198 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,475 - It's mine Yakov. - It's mine now. 199 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:16,286 - I know, I know, but I caught it. - I took it. 200 00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:19,563 When you learn a little more about taking and a less about giving you can come back. 201 00:16:19,832 --> 00:16:20,342 Get out. 202 00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:22,714 Oh look here, I'm sorry about that poor old woman. 203 00:16:22,744 --> 00:16:25,838 - Sure she... - 204 00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:28,414 - In this life it's dog eat dog. - Right. 205 00:16:28,444 --> 00:16:29,574 - Bite and scratch. - That's right. 206 00:16:29,604 --> 00:16:31,946 Grab everything for yourself and hold on like a leech. 207 00:16:32,086 --> 00:16:34,395 - And you can't even pick a pocket. - And her husband... 208 00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:39,661 Yes I can so to do it, I'm a good thief Yakov. Even better than you, see? 209 00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:44,937 - That's my watch, when did you get it? - Oh, in the water. 210 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:48,078 Please Yakov don't send me off, I'll do anything you want, I'll be hard as nails. 211 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,303 My heart will turn to stone. 212 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,244 - I'll steal my own mother's teeth. - I'll believe it when I see it, get out. 213 00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:54,474 - Well? - Get out. 214 00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:58,227 Oh all right, I'll go. 215 00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:00,255 Right after supper. 216 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,938 - You get out of here. - It is my fish. 217 00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:04,183 And I'm throwing you out. 218 00:17:04,348 --> 00:17:07,316 - Why you illiterate numbskull you. - I'm not illiterate. 219 00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:11,461 You're not, eh? Alright, read that. 220 00:17:12,213 --> 00:17:13,800 - Come on, read it? - Read it? 221 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,305 - Read it. - Read it. 222 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,261 Read it. 223 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,097 Yes, about read it. 224 00:17:19,343 --> 00:17:22,904 - Oh, but who can read on am empty stomach? - Read it and I'll give you supper. 225 00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:26,698 Yakov, you will? Oh, that's different, says, says... 226 00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,336 Oh this very interesting. 227 00:17:28,719 --> 00:17:31,588 Your handwriting shows definite character, shows your... 228 00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:34,025 generous, couldn't refuse food to a hungry man... 229 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:36,141 - Good. - Read it. 230 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:37,992 Read, read it. 231 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,198 Ah, it says dear sir... 232 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:43,412 - It says, To whom it may concern. - That's right, I was testing you. 233 00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:45,350 You were testing me, eh? 234 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,444 Best personal regards, Napoleon. See, here you are. 235 00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:01,456 Well, maybe I can't read or write, but I'm not illiterate. 236 00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:05,856 You're nothing just a mill stone, get out of here, get out. 237 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,394 Bye Yakov. 238 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,341 Bye. 239 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:19,102 To whom it may concern, what a silly way to start a letter. 240 00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:53,112 To whom it may concern, what a silly way to start a letter. 241 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:44,741 ♪ The sailor loves the sea he when the wind blows fair. ♪ 242 00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:48,368 ♪ The Arab loves the desert and the sand which is there. ♪ 243 00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:50,902 ♪ The Farmer... ♪ Sandwiches? 244 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,262 - Go get it. - What it is? 245 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,391 Oh, just the bottom of the barrel. 246 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,133 What do you want? 247 00:20:22,694 --> 00:20:26,393 Oh, I tell you, I thought perhaps, you men wouldn't mind 248 00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:29,875 - sharing a little of your food with a... - On your way you tramp. 249 00:20:29,905 --> 00:20:32,744 We hardly got enough for ourselves, go on, get on your way. 250 00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:39,069 Well, you just gave a little piece to the dog... 251 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:43,694 The dog does something for his food. Now, what I tell you? Go on, go away. 252 00:20:57,222 --> 00:21:01,681 - Oh he's moody. - If I could just have a little piece. 253 00:21:01,711 --> 00:21:05,422 Wait a minute. Otto come here, roll over. 254 00:21:08,827 --> 00:21:10,931 - Can you do that? - Isn't it? Couldn't be? 255 00:21:10,961 --> 00:21:12,423 - Can you do that? - Have a little piece? 256 00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:14,871 - Alright, could you do that? - Roll over? 257 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,503 Let's see you do it, come on. 258 00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:22,307 Hurry up. Lie down, lie down. 259 00:21:26,298 --> 00:21:31,540 Wait a minute, wait a minute. I bet he can run faster than you can. 260 00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:54,040 No, no thanks Otto, you won it fair and square. 261 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,374 A bargain is a bargain. 262 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,997 Any good, eh? 263 00:23:23,748 --> 00:23:27,498 Oh, would you mind if I just tasted a few? I haven't had anything to eat in... 264 00:23:28,327 --> 00:23:30,176 a couple of days. 265 00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:35,212 I appreciate this, I thank you very much. 266 00:23:41,947 --> 00:23:46,040 Don't put that heavy stuff on top of the crystal, where is the wagon? 267 00:23:47,716 --> 00:23:52,530 - Oh, no please go back. - Stop thief, go get him, go get him. 268 00:23:53,372 --> 00:23:55,905 Stop that thief, is there somebody over there who stop... 269 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,060 - So I caught you, you thief. - Who? Who me? 270 00:23:58,090 --> 00:23:59,696 - Oh no, you got the wrong person. - Wrong man? 271 00:23:59,726 --> 00:24:01,686 Yes, the horse followed me, ask him, I'm innocent. 272 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,649 Innocent? You'll hang with a clear conscience. 273 00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:05,727 - Take him to jail, take him away, - Hold it, hold it. 274 00:24:05,757 --> 00:24:07,419 - Take him away. - Hold it, hold it. 275 00:24:07,449 --> 00:24:10,892 Stop, I'm innocent, ask the horse, I'm innocent. Hold it. 276 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,490 Gents. 277 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:22,323 - To business. Gizzy or is it Izzy? - Izzy uncle, I'm Izzy. 278 00:24:22,353 --> 00:24:25,350 - You can always tell by the strawberry mark. - Never mind. 279 00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:27,760 The hospital, have you cleaned it up? 280 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:31,454 Cleaned up the floor and put sheets on the beds and we got the goats out of surgery. 281 00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:32,977 And I put charts on the foot of each of the patients... 282 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,685 beds indicating the nature of their illness. 283 00:24:34,715 --> 00:24:38,098 Good, now at least now they'll know what they die from. Kovach. 284 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:41,028 Well, I've patrolled all the roads leading to and from Brodny. 285 00:24:41,226 --> 00:24:46,174 So unless the Inspector General disguises himself like a bird and fly into the city... 286 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,601 - he'll never get past me. - Good and the jail? 287 00:24:49,631 --> 00:24:52,411 Well, I've had new locks fitted to all the cells, burned all the rubbish. 288 00:24:53,546 --> 00:24:56,606 - I even have a prisoner. - Good, who is he? 289 00:24:56,798 --> 00:25:00,790 Oh I don't know, just a tramp. I apprehended him in the city square. 290 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:04,144 He was trying to make off with a horse and wagon, the one we were loading with silver. 291 00:25:04,412 --> 00:25:09,057 - My silver? My valuables? - Yes, but I got him before he... 292 00:25:09,087 --> 00:25:12,032 Who is he? Where did he come from? 293 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,533 Oh I don't know, I, I just assigned before he... 294 00:25:14,587 --> 00:25:17,316 Just a common tramp, dressed in rags. 295 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:31,410 You idiot, did you cite him, question him? 296 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,894 But it was so near lunch time and he was, he was just a common tramp. 297 00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:39,940 The Inspector General? Oh, that's ridiculous. 298 00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:46,430 Why not a tramp? In Falsburg he first appeared as a traveling shoe salesman. 299 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:50,141 In Clamatti he was disguised as a peddler and here, why not a tramp? 300 00:25:51,481 --> 00:25:55,243 My horse and wagon, the wagon I loaded with valuables to ship out of town. 301 00:25:55,459 --> 00:25:58,660 Of course, the evidence he needed, now he knows. 302 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,734 I would like to take this opportunity to tender my resignation. 303 00:26:01,764 --> 00:26:03,838 My tail office, my god. 304 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:09,972 Who's there? 305 00:26:26,697 --> 00:26:31,084 - Want some water? - Water? I want some food. 306 00:26:31,114 --> 00:26:34,374 Sorry, the prisoners are fed promptly at 3 o'clock. 307 00:26:35,191 --> 00:26:37,843 Alright, guess I can hold out til then. 308 00:26:38,443 --> 00:26:43,952 - Wednesday and Saturday. - Thursday, but today is Thursday. 309 00:26:44,373 --> 00:26:48,747 - To this time? - But I haven't eaten in two days. 310 00:26:49,665 --> 00:26:52,924 What kind of jail is this where they won't even give a man a crust of bread. 311 00:26:52,925 --> 00:26:55,434 All I want is a little piece of food there. 312 00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:58,902 This is a nice jail, really it is. 313 00:26:59,276 --> 00:27:03,279 - We've had some nice hangings here. - Oh, that's very nice. 314 00:27:03,309 --> 00:27:07,613 - What's worth about that hanging? - Oh, you should see the ceremony. 315 00:27:07,643 --> 00:27:11,897 - And the last meal. - The last meal? 316 00:27:12,146 --> 00:27:14,288 - Can you, can you order anything you like? - Anything. 317 00:27:14,537 --> 00:27:16,813 The town of Brodny may have its faults, but they... 318 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,139 - certainly do it right when they hang a man. - They do? 319 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:23,332 The Mayor and all the commissionaires come dressed in their finest clothes. 320 00:27:23,362 --> 00:27:25,873 And the town band assembles at the door of the jail. 321 00:27:26,637 --> 00:27:30,473 Such beautiful music and they play the prisoner right up to the gallows. 322 00:27:31,411 --> 00:27:33,992 I'll never forget one hanging we had a few years ago. 323 00:27:34,022 --> 00:27:35,461 - What's that? - What's what? 324 00:27:37,277 --> 00:27:39,348 - What's that music? - It might... 325 00:27:48,303 --> 00:27:49,895 What were you arrested for? 326 00:27:50,027 --> 00:27:53,354 Well nothing, I'm innocent, the horse followed me and all I... 327 00:27:53,384 --> 00:27:56,118 The commissionaires and everybody and they brought the band. 328 00:27:57,955 --> 00:28:00,108 Who, who they going to hang? 329 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:07,831 There's only one prisoner here, if he doesn't finish his last meal, he... 330 00:28:09,228 --> 00:28:13,338 Help, help, help, help, help... 331 00:28:14,664 --> 00:28:17,520 You let me out of this jail, do you hear? Or I'll go right to the Emperor. 332 00:28:17,550 --> 00:28:22,283 Help, help, what a fine crooked village this much be, thieves you must've here. 333 00:28:22,313 --> 00:28:26,816 Help, let me out, help, help, help. 334 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,614 - Thieves you must've here. - A common tramp, eh? 335 00:28:28,644 --> 00:28:31,573 Why was I put in this jail? Help. 336 00:28:31,825 --> 00:28:33,992 - Open the gate. - No trial, no justice. 337 00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:39,272 I, I will report this to the Emperor. I, I, this is a crooked village, this is. 338 00:28:39,411 --> 00:28:41,388 I, I, don't anybody come near me. 339 00:28:41,418 --> 00:28:45,558 Don't you come near me, if any of you come near me. I demand to be released. 340 00:28:48,249 --> 00:28:51,705 Sire please, if you have been put to any, any inconvenience... 341 00:28:51,735 --> 00:28:55,747 I assure you that my colleagues and myself are extremely distressed. 342 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:59,496 This is just a small community, not rich or powerful but... 343 00:29:07,785 --> 00:29:09,494 But citizens or travelers... 344 00:29:09,787 --> 00:29:12,703 be they humbled or exhorted to the highest degree of nobility... 345 00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:15,788 be they vagrants or inspector generals appointed by the Emperor... 346 00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:17,679 in our village they find courtesy... 347 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,780 honor and strict adherence to the principals of justice. 348 00:29:25,421 --> 00:29:28,341 Command us you Excellency and we will obey. 349 00:29:31,975 --> 00:29:36,553 Believe me your Highness, I understand and value your desire to remain incognito. 350 00:29:36,783 --> 00:29:39,550 Permit me to compliment you on your amazing disguise. 351 00:29:39,907 --> 00:29:41,599 It is most convincing. 352 00:29:41,858 --> 00:29:46,780 In a corrupt city, with dishonest officials, a such a strategy would be most effective. 353 00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:52,693 But here, in our fair village of Brodny, we beg you to accept our hospitality. 354 00:29:53,322 --> 00:29:56,102 Why don't we discuss he entire situation at dinner. 355 00:29:57,365 --> 00:29:59,724 Go to my house, tell my wife we have an honor guest, 356 00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:01,677 Tell her I want a feast, a banquet. 357 00:30:01,879 --> 00:30:05,017 Your Excellency, how can we talk in these sordid surroundings? 358 00:30:05,156 --> 00:30:07,120 At my home dinner will be just about ready. 359 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:12,421 A roast, a turkey, several kinds of game, a rack of lamb, a magnificent pot roast. 360 00:30:12,451 --> 00:30:14,428 And you will probably want a change of clothes. 361 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,310 Now quick, some suitable clothing for His Excellency. 362 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:18,725 - Where will I get the clothing? - Your uniform, take it off. 363 00:30:18,755 --> 00:30:20,787 - Now? - Now. 364 00:30:20,817 --> 00:30:23,010 - Your Excellency. - Yes mister yes. 365 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,871 Our chief of police regrets his mistake. 366 00:30:24,901 --> 00:30:28,047 He will be delighted to have you wear his uniform until your luggage arrives. 367 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:30,121 Call that to be honored. 368 00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:33,824 But he's tall, hes young he is, is he going to stay long? 369 00:30:33,854 --> 00:30:34,929 I hope not. 370 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:38,088 - What's taking you so long, hurry. - But I can't get it, it is too tight. 371 00:30:38,118 --> 00:30:41,290 Too tight it be, I wonder if the Inspector General will think it's too tight? 372 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,223 Tell me did you notice the color of his eyes? Are they blue? Are they brown? 373 00:30:44,253 --> 00:30:45,753 Are they black eyes? 374 00:30:46,186 --> 00:30:49,451 What are you staring at stupid? Get busy and set the table. 375 00:30:49,629 --> 00:30:52,721 And you two, when you serve, see that your hands are clean. 376 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,825 And you Bela, you remove the dishes when I ring. 377 00:30:55,023 --> 00:30:57,771 And you Lateues, you bring on the fresh course and move quickly and... 378 00:30:57,801 --> 00:30:59,734 see that you don't spill anything on our guests. 379 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:04,172 - Did you hear me? What did I say? - I take a bowl of fruits. 380 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,856 - When? - When you ring the bell. 381 00:31:07,055 --> 00:31:07,981 Oh Lisa... 382 00:31:08,011 --> 00:31:11,254 you have serve the wine and do anything else to make yourself useful, come Burbus. 383 00:31:11,284 --> 00:31:16,352 Put on a clean apron. Did he say anything about Paris? Or Budapest or Vienna? 384 00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:20,369 That dress was too tight. So tight, it made her eyes pop out. 385 00:31:27,650 --> 00:31:29,907 This is my humble home Your Excellency. 386 00:31:30,073 --> 00:31:33,325 It isn't large but I've only a small pittance of a salary. 387 00:31:40,351 --> 00:31:43,157 Maria, my jewel. Maria. 388 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:50,935 You're Excellency, that is is my wife Maria. His Excellency, the Inspector General. 389 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:54,148 A privilege Your Excellency, may us be getting pleasure for it. 390 00:31:54,555 --> 00:31:57,042 Let me have you hat and sword. 391 00:31:58,253 --> 00:32:01,148 Your Excellency, this is my wife Catherine. 392 00:32:02,385 --> 00:32:03,597 Cousin Laslo... 393 00:32:04,706 --> 00:32:08,124 we must get rid of him, I'll give him plenty of brandy, anything to stop the inspection. 394 00:32:08,154 --> 00:32:09,301 You get the glasses. 395 00:32:09,331 --> 00:32:12,550 A toast Your Excellency. Something to prepare your palate. 396 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:14,573 A toast for His Excellency. 397 00:32:14,603 --> 00:32:17,141 - I'll see about the dinner. - Dinner? 398 00:32:17,753 --> 00:32:20,941 - Your Excellency, this way. - Right this way. 399 00:32:26,871 --> 00:32:31,577 - A toast to His Excellency. - Long live His Excellency. 400 00:32:34,777 --> 00:32:38,355 Laslo, get the wine, the brandy, quickly. 401 00:32:38,752 --> 00:32:42,646 - Come on, quickly. - More brandy Bela. 402 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,553 Now Your Excellency, how charming it is for us to have... 403 00:32:45,783 --> 00:32:48,066 May I present Mrs. Burbus Your Excellency. 404 00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:51,119 She's the wife of our tax collector and chemist. 405 00:32:51,149 --> 00:32:57,968 Here we are. Your Excellency, a little more wine and a toast to His Majesty, The Emperor. 406 00:32:57,998 --> 00:33:01,130 Long live The Emperor. 407 00:33:07,481 --> 00:33:11,817 This is Izzy and his twin brother Gizzy. They're in charge of our postal department. 408 00:33:11,951 --> 00:33:15,300 - The Inspector General, Izzy. - I'm not Izzy, he is. 409 00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,657 It's very easy to tell by the strawberry mark. 410 00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:21,011 No, no, no, some other time. One more aperitif just before dinner. 411 00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:22,544 Dinner is served. 412 00:33:22,574 --> 00:33:26,025 Ah, dinner is serve, one last drink Your Excellency. 413 00:33:26,055 --> 00:33:29,905 - A toast, here's to the righteous. - To the righteous. 414 00:33:30,657 --> 00:33:33,818 Here's to the evil doer. 415 00:34:09,576 --> 00:34:14,517 I suppose after Paris and Budapest, your returning here must be very distasteful? 416 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:19,013 What do you think of Switzerland? I have relatives there, the Berghoffs. 417 00:34:19,043 --> 00:34:21,293 Did you ever run across them? 418 00:34:21,323 --> 00:34:25,474 Your uniform is just beautiful, my husband has one just like it. 419 00:34:25,504 --> 00:34:29,480 I hope you're not disappointed in the simple fair we serve here. 420 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:34,525 Ladies and gentlemen, I, I would like to propose a toast. 421 00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:36,798 To the fairest city in all the land. 422 00:34:36,988 --> 00:34:42,323 To the home of courage, integrity and honesty, to Brodny. 423 00:34:51,614 --> 00:34:55,045 Of course, even if I'd had time to prepare the proper kind of dinner... 424 00:34:55,198 --> 00:34:58,670 I don't suppose Your Excellency would've found it comparable... 425 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,654 to the table they're able at the Emperor's Palace. 426 00:35:01,684 --> 00:35:05,111 Of course, I do wish Gregor had given me a little more time, you know... 427 00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:10,796 Maria, His Excellency's glass is empty. 428 00:35:12,021 --> 00:35:15,003 Lisa more wine. Quickly, quickly. 429 00:35:16,078 --> 00:35:19,993 After you've eaten, perhaps you'll tell me about your life in Vienna? 430 00:35:20,023 --> 00:35:21,001 Yes. 431 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:29,316 - OH, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean. - That's all right, is just an accident. 432 00:35:29,346 --> 00:35:31,782 Why you clumsy Drudge. 433 00:35:33,056 --> 00:35:39,305 Oh, it was nothing, just merely an accident, I always spill wine all over my suit. 434 00:35:39,918 --> 00:35:44,343 She didn't mean it, was just an accident. Water is very good for wool. 435 00:35:44,508 --> 00:35:48,564 Just that she didn't mean it, it was just an accident, nothing. 436 00:35:52,262 --> 00:35:54,749 She really didn't... 437 00:35:57,643 --> 00:36:02,514 Latus, bring on the meat course to His Excellency, Bela, the meat courses. 438 00:36:03,051 --> 00:36:05,589 Bring on the meat courses to His Excellency, quickly. 439 00:36:05,619 --> 00:36:06,813 Pard me. 440 00:36:11,813 --> 00:36:15,908 Tell me, is it true about the women in Paris that I've heard of? 441 00:36:20,364 --> 00:36:22,277 Lady, may you pass this down. 442 00:38:12,503 --> 00:38:15,691 - Is something wrong Your Excellency? - Oh, try theses Your Excellency. 443 00:38:15,721 --> 00:38:18,420 I always carry with me, it'll cure anything. 444 00:38:41,211 --> 00:38:45,535 Good morning Your Excellency, I thought you'd like a glass of milk before breakfast. 445 00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:48,137 But how, how did I get here? 446 00:38:48,167 --> 00:38:51,182 We carried you up after dinner Your Excellency. 447 00:38:51,212 --> 00:38:52,894 - We undressed you. - We? 448 00:38:52,924 --> 00:38:56,370 And you were in a very playful mood Your Excellency. 449 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:01,137 - Oh, what a naughty Inspector General. - What.? 450 00:39:03,736 --> 00:39:07,712 Maria, all right, all right. Good morning Your Excellency. 451 00:39:08,802 --> 00:39:11,556 May I express the hope that you spent a comfortable night. 452 00:39:12,372 --> 00:39:14,769 Eh, what, what time is it? 453 00:39:15,101 --> 00:39:16,282 It's just past nine. 454 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,909 But you've ample time for a substantial breakfast before you start... 455 00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:21,583 - your tour of inspection sir. - Inspection? 456 00:39:21,613 --> 00:39:23,765 Yes, our program is 11 AM reception... 457 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,872 at the Town Hall, inspection of the Guard of Honor and a band concert. 458 00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:30,337 At 11:30 a parade to the jail, at 12:15 a public hanging. 459 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:32,497 - Hanging? - Followed by lunch. 460 00:39:32,527 --> 00:39:36,795 This, this hanging? Isn't anyone I know, is it? 461 00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:38,797 Oh, it's just some rascal our ready police 462 00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:41,335 arrested him, was impersonating a police office. 463 00:39:41,501 --> 00:39:43,515 Impersonating a...? 464 00:39:43,545 --> 00:39:46,294 Yes, he made off with a sack of apples from the local fruit merchant. 465 00:39:46,324 --> 00:39:50,442 Yes, impersonating an officer, his hanging is much to quicker here. 466 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,353 Of course, now I realize your Excellency wants... 467 00:39:52,354 --> 00:39:54,054 to continue his journey as soon as possible. 468 00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:58,145 Yes I, I must, I must go immediately, no receptions, no... 469 00:39:58,175 --> 00:39:59,599 Why, Your Excellency I'm broken hearted... 470 00:39:59,629 --> 00:40:01,525 I was looking forward to you inspecting our little village. 471 00:40:01,555 --> 00:40:04,362 Yes, there is, a wonderful village, finest village I've ever seen, but I... 472 00:40:04,392 --> 00:40:06,231 Be kind enough to say so in your official report? 473 00:40:06,261 --> 00:40:08,801 - Yes, yes of course, but I must get dressed. - Yes, yes of course. 474 00:40:08,831 --> 00:40:12,615 Assemble the villagers and band to speed His Excellency on his way. 475 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:15,898 - Where are my clothes? - Clothes? Kovach, the uniform. 476 00:40:16,818 --> 00:40:19,165 Well it's badly stained, I was having it cleaned. 477 00:40:19,195 --> 00:40:20,947 Now, having a fresh uniform for His Excellency. 478 00:40:20,956 --> 00:40:23,508 Yes, but where will I get one for His Excellency? 479 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:24,565 Oh, yours will do. 480 00:40:24,595 --> 00:40:27,451 Oh, this is brand new, this wouldn't fit His Excellency. 481 00:40:27,481 --> 00:40:29,370 Izzy, Gizzy, take care of this. 482 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,862 They're both tailors Your Excellency, they'll rectify that. 483 00:40:31,892 --> 00:40:34,697 A new uniform for His Excellency in a half an hour. 484 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:42,134 Even in the short time you've been here, you've captured the hearts of our people. 485 00:42:42,164 --> 00:42:43,759 What a pity you have to leave. 486 00:42:43,789 --> 00:42:47,803 Oh, well I thought I might be coming back again soon. 487 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:51,282 No, no, no, don't change your plans on our account. Quick His Excellency's horse. 488 00:42:51,312 --> 00:42:53,234 Hey, the Inspector General's horse. 489 00:42:56,517 --> 00:42:58,878 Thank you, I'll send the horse back 490 00:42:58,908 --> 00:43:00,430 - as soon as I... - No, keep it, keep it. 491 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,319 Misha, help His Excellency to mount. 492 00:43:06,842 --> 00:43:08,333 Oh Your Excellency... 493 00:43:09,895 --> 00:43:13,419 Oh Your Excellency, great star of wisdom. 494 00:43:13,449 --> 00:43:14,276 Yakov? 495 00:43:14,306 --> 00:43:17,134 Exhorted one, do not be angry with your devoted servant... 496 00:43:17,318 --> 00:43:20,688 I've hunted for you everywhere. Oh, forgive me great master. 497 00:43:20,718 --> 00:43:23,727 Forgive me, show mercy on your unworthy servant. 498 00:43:23,757 --> 00:43:25,955 Forgive me you numbskull or I'll break you in half. 499 00:43:26,078 --> 00:43:28,957 - Oh, be generous master. - It's all right Yakov. 500 00:43:28,987 --> 00:43:32,131 I am the lowly servant of His Great Lord, the Inspector General. 501 00:43:32,161 --> 00:43:34,469 Due to my negligence we were separated on the road. 502 00:43:34,499 --> 00:43:37,672 - Oh, I was just leaving. - Oh, I must speak to you first master. 503 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:40,697 The Emperor has sent you confidential instructions, a secret message. 504 00:43:40,727 --> 00:43:43,362 - Secret message? - But he was just leaving. 505 00:43:44,097 --> 00:43:46,517 The Inspector General will decide that for himself. 506 00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:56,646 What you doing? Yakov, I'll never be able to get out, there lot of... 507 00:44:01,110 --> 00:44:02,825 Yakov why did you stop me? I had a chance... 508 00:44:02,855 --> 00:44:05,436 - to get away and now they may hang me. - Be quiet you idiot. 509 00:44:05,675 --> 00:44:10,143 Why should they hang the Inspector General. They lay the whole town at your feet. 510 00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:11,949 I don't want the town, I got everything I want, I just... 511 00:44:11,979 --> 00:44:13,736 - want to get out of here. - You've got everything you want? 512 00:44:13,766 --> 00:44:15,114 - What have you got? - I didn't let anything... 513 00:44:15,144 --> 00:44:16,308 - slip through my fingers. - What have you got? See. 514 00:44:16,338 --> 00:44:18,591 Didn't scratch, steal and take, doggy dog, see? 515 00:44:18,621 --> 00:44:22,594 Fool, three spoons and these fat thieves are loaded with gold. 516 00:44:22,624 --> 00:44:23,751 Yakov, but you don't understand... 517 00:44:23,752 --> 00:44:25,976 we can sell the spoons, buy a new wagon and leave this town. 518 00:44:25,977 --> 00:44:28,117 Alright, go on, run away. 519 00:44:28,349 --> 00:44:31,992 I was right in the first place, you haven't got an honest bone in your body. 520 00:44:32,022 --> 00:44:33,287 Honest bone? 521 00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:36,053 Wait a minute Yakov, I don't understand... 522 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:38,634 only a few days ago you kicked me out because you said I wasn't a good thief. 523 00:44:38,664 --> 00:44:40,102 - I kicked you out? - Yes. 524 00:44:40,132 --> 00:44:41,809 I put out my heart because you're bit... 525 00:44:41,839 --> 00:44:44,663 for crying a relieving company and this is all the thanks I get? 526 00:44:44,693 --> 00:44:48,317 For once in your miserable life you have a chance really to do some good. 527 00:44:48,347 --> 00:44:51,980 The act doesn't cost and what happens? You want to run like a rabbit. 528 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:55,244 To save your old savage skin, never a thought to the people in the village. 529 00:44:55,418 --> 00:44:57,255 - Nothing but selfishness. - Now, wait a minute. 530 00:44:57,285 --> 00:44:59,866 Oh, I crawled through every corner of the village. 531 00:45:00,254 --> 00:45:02,090 Georgi, what misery exists here. 532 00:45:02,212 --> 00:45:04,997 The Mayor and his officials taxed the very life out of this town. 533 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:07,660 And not content with that, they steal. 534 00:45:08,201 --> 00:45:11,864 35,000 crowns they collected from the little children and their poor parents... 535 00:45:11,894 --> 00:45:13,547 to buy a pipe organ from the church. 536 00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:16,149 And they trump up a cock and bull story that the organ was destroyed... 537 00:45:16,179 --> 00:45:18,240 But I know that they sold it another town. 538 00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:22,549 By tonight we can make them pay 35,000 crowns for protection. 539 00:45:22,742 --> 00:45:26,792 Then I buy back the organ, you present it to the town and we expose these rascals. 540 00:45:27,363 --> 00:45:29,944 May I become a wandering gypsy if I'm not telling the truth. 541 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,730 - But you are a wandering gypsy. - That proves I'm telling the truth. 542 00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:35,076 Now to work Georgi, the most important thing that you make... 543 00:45:35,106 --> 00:45:38,474 them understand that you know how crooked they are, they'll shower you with gold. 544 00:45:39,556 --> 00:45:43,001 35,000 crowns Yakov, you think they'll give it to me just like that? 545 00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:44,682 They will give you more, never fails. 546 00:45:44,712 --> 00:45:46,540 They given easier when you're an Inspector General. 547 00:45:46,570 --> 00:45:48,651 Yeah, but I don't know how to be an Inspector General. 548 00:45:48,681 --> 00:45:50,590 That's very simple, you have to behave like one. 549 00:45:50,824 --> 00:45:53,069 - But how? - Oh, how? Why? What? 550 00:45:53,232 --> 00:45:56,823 Don't bother me with silly technicalities, you're the Inspector General. 551 00:45:56,853 --> 00:45:58,669 Be big, strong, firm. 552 00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:06,703 Gentlemen, I've good news for you. 553 00:46:07,305 --> 00:46:10,712 The Inspector General has decided to remain indefinitely. 554 00:46:11,682 --> 00:46:14,386 He demands an inspection of the financial affairs of Brodny... 555 00:46:14,784 --> 00:46:17,497 and he will meet with you at the town hall at 2 o'clock. 556 00:46:32,362 --> 00:46:35,290 ♪ Big big, be strong, be firm says Yakov. ♪ 557 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,503 ♪ But if it doesn't work, whose neck will they jerk? ♪ 558 00:46:38,533 --> 00:46:42,390 ♪ Whose block will they knock off, not Yakov. ♪ 559 00:46:44,287 --> 00:46:47,889 ♪ Be an Inspector General. ♪ 560 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:53,490 ♪ What does an Inspector General do? Inspect Generals? ♪ 561 00:46:56,499 --> 00:47:00,417 ♪ An Inspector General generally inspects that is... ♪ 562 00:47:00,447 --> 00:47:02,539 ♪ They expect them to inspect generally. ♪ 563 00:47:02,876 --> 00:47:05,733 ♪ If they're expecting an Inspector General. ♪ 564 00:47:05,915 --> 00:47:07,955 ♪ But an exceptionally generous Inspector General... ♪ 565 00:47:07,985 --> 00:47:09,506 ♪ Who made an exception and had no inspection... ♪ 566 00:47:09,536 --> 00:47:12,250 ♪ Would cause suspicion and in my condition I couldn't accept. ♪ 567 00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:13,567 ♪ Thank you. ♪ 568 00:47:14,658 --> 00:47:15,842 ♪ However... ♪ 569 00:47:16,393 --> 00:47:19,198 ♪ If people aren't suspecting now accept without detecting an... ♪ 570 00:47:19,228 --> 00:47:21,392 ♪ Imposter who's not posted as a pedigree inspector. ♪ 571 00:47:21,994 --> 00:47:24,075 ♪ Could this palpable imposter say a gypsy or... ♪ 572 00:47:24,105 --> 00:47:26,646 ♪ A coaster could possibly get past them by his posture? ♪ 573 00:47:27,339 --> 00:47:30,084 ♪ In two words, un-likely. ♪ 574 00:47:35,715 --> 00:47:39,642 ♪ So it is not a question to flee or not to flee. ♪ 575 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:43,754 ♪ But to be or not to be. ♪ 576 00:47:44,641 --> 00:47:48,171 ♪ And if so, how? ♪ 577 00:47:50,066 --> 00:47:55,606 ♪ Should I be arrogant? Should I be elegant? Should I be smart? ♪ 578 00:47:57,309 --> 00:48:01,032 ♪ A rolling Russian Czar or very British impar... ♪ 579 00:48:01,062 --> 00:48:04,057 ♪ Or like the KGV in Nice who already eats... ♪ 580 00:48:04,087 --> 00:48:08,648 ♪ The cheese while he says no thank you please, be smart. ♪ 581 00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:13,251 ♪ I must examine every side of me. ♪ 582 00:48:13,647 --> 00:48:23,391 ♪ The long, the narrow, the wide of me, the Dr. Jekyll under the Hide of me. ♪ 583 00:48:23,421 --> 00:48:27,296 ♪ If I value my anatomy, the skinny and the pal of me... ♪ 584 00:48:27,326 --> 00:48:32,835 ♪ How shall I start to play the part? ♪ 585 00:48:37,399 --> 00:48:39,371 ♪ Should I be arrogant? ♪ 586 00:48:40,149 --> 00:48:44,173 ♪ Up off your knees, stop licking my boots. ♪ 587 00:48:44,393 --> 00:48:46,396 - Elegant? - Sugar? 588 00:48:48,223 --> 00:48:51,113 - A lump more. - Lemon? 589 00:48:52,548 --> 00:48:55,676 - Ace cream? - Cream? 590 00:48:57,170 --> 00:48:58,525 A dribble. 591 00:49:00,378 --> 00:49:03,187 - Tea? - Never touch it. 592 00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:11,556 ♪ O smart? If they don't know what you should know, they won't know what you would know. ♪ 593 00:49:11,586 --> 00:49:15,232 ♪ Arrogant, elegant, smart. ♪ 594 00:49:15,262 --> 00:49:19,107 ♪ If you say so. And it's not so. So what so? ♪ 595 00:49:19,366 --> 00:49:23,929 ♪ If you talk to them pa-pa-pa, you only waste your breathe. ♪ 596 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:27,755 ♪ Laugh at them, they're all you probably need. ♪ 597 00:49:28,392 --> 00:49:33,891 ♪ Talk and you show your ignorance, laugh and you show your teeth. ♪ 598 00:49:37,139 --> 00:49:39,390 ♪ Gentlemen, if you would just step aside... ♪ 599 00:49:39,420 --> 00:49:43,674 ♪ For one moment, I should be very happy to talk to this unfortunate wretch. ♪ 600 00:49:43,704 --> 00:49:45,436 Then go. 601 00:49:50,377 --> 00:49:54,781 ♪ The course of action you should act on that actually planned is a smasher. ♪ 602 00:49:54,811 --> 00:49:56,694 ♪ A lot of thought I put in it. ♪ 603 00:49:57,072 --> 00:50:02,472 ♪ If you casually cover up your mouth with your hand... ♪ 604 00:50:02,751 --> 00:50:05,560 ♪ You will never put your foot in it. ♪ 605 00:50:08,530 --> 00:50:11,180 ♪ Really gentlemen please. ♪ 606 00:50:15,702 --> 00:50:18,532 ♪ Sneak a sniff in of snuff. ♪ 607 00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:27,897 ♪ Und tal view the secret disease, just stand around and wait for them to sneeze. ♪ 608 00:50:41,467 --> 00:50:45,313 ♪ Und your teeth each way will blow the breeze. ♪ 609 00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:51,987 ♪ Pay no attention to what he tells, will do it my way. ♪ 610 00:51:05,074 --> 00:51:09,777 ♪ Stop please stop. ♪ 611 00:51:09,807 --> 00:51:18,105 ♪ You're confusing me please stop, please stop. Please say way you see. ♪ 612 00:51:18,385 --> 00:51:25,439 ♪ You're so pleased with yourselves, you don't care about me. ♪ 613 00:51:26,654 --> 00:51:29,085 ♪ This isn't true. ♪ 614 00:51:31,181 --> 00:51:41,289 ♪ If we didn't care, would we talk this way? ♪ 615 00:51:41,319 --> 00:51:49,828 ♪ Things are not as bad as they look gipsy boy, no sir, they are much worse. ♪ 616 00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:55,036 ♪ And remember an ear in the eye worth two in the bush. ♪ 617 00:51:56,782 --> 00:52:02,120 ♪ Then how do I play my roll. ♪ 618 00:52:02,359 --> 00:52:08,038 ♪ Be elegant, be elegant, be smart, be elegant, be elegant, be smart. ♪ 619 00:52:08,068 --> 00:52:13,717 ♪ With you I agree, agree of me, you need no longer linger. ♪ 620 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,627 ♪ - I'll give them the fist. Give them the fist. ♪ 621 00:52:16,657 --> 00:52:18,662 - ♪ Give them the wrist. - Give them the wrist. ♪ 622 00:52:18,692 --> 00:52:21,214 ♪ Give them the finger. ♪ 623 00:52:42,237 --> 00:52:43,675 To the Town Hall. 624 00:53:23,070 --> 00:53:25,089 Find everything is in order. 625 00:53:49,323 --> 00:53:52,889 Just a moment. What was that? What was what? 626 00:53:53,352 --> 00:53:56,218 - What? - I thought I saw something. 627 00:54:01,381 --> 00:54:02,289 How do you account for this? 628 00:54:03,799 --> 00:54:06,033 - Well... - Well? Yes? 629 00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:11,909 There were no taxes that day Excellency. 630 00:54:11,939 --> 00:54:13,848 If you put your official signature to the books. 631 00:54:16,459 --> 00:54:17,143 What is this? 632 00:54:17,173 --> 00:54:21,142 Oh, it's the very best we have Your Excellency, we're not a very rich community. 633 00:54:48,482 --> 00:54:53,695 I, I, I, I think I'd better not sign this until I've... 634 00:54:54,739 --> 00:54:57,768 You finish examining the books more closely at the house Your Excellency. 635 00:54:57,798 --> 00:54:59,737 Yes and excellency idea. 636 00:55:06,276 --> 00:55:09,388 We shall see, what we shall see. 637 00:55:13,157 --> 00:55:15,147 And all I saw was this medicine show. 638 00:55:15,391 --> 00:55:17,921 The fat gypsy was selling the stuff and his partner... 639 00:55:18,962 --> 00:55:20,645 had his head on a plate. 640 00:55:30,790 --> 00:55:34,065 - Who is that man? - That His Excellency, the Inspector General. 641 00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:38,375 Dear Yakov. 642 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,863 I can not... 643 00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:47,913 stay any longer. 644 00:59:49,015 --> 00:59:52,535 Love, Georgi. 645 01:00:11,295 --> 01:00:12,734 This is the kitchen isn't it? 646 01:00:13,386 --> 01:00:17,039 Well, you go right ahead, I'm just inspecting. 647 01:00:30,674 --> 01:00:32,072 Fine, just fine. 648 01:00:34,224 --> 01:00:36,295 - Now tell me, is there another way out? - Out? 649 01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:40,519 - O U F, out. - Oh you're not leaving Your Excellency. 650 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:42,335 Oh, I have to, I can't stay another minute. 651 01:00:43,590 --> 01:00:46,130 There's another town I have to inspect, now, right now. 652 01:00:46,252 --> 01:00:49,629 - People are waiting I, how do I get out. - I can't believe it. 653 01:00:50,169 --> 01:00:52,424 You can't believe what? You can't believe I have another town to inspect? 654 01:00:52,454 --> 01:00:53,903 Of course I do Your Highness. 655 01:00:54,465 --> 01:00:57,005 - Please don't be angry with me. - Oh, I wasn't angry, I... 656 01:00:57,158 --> 01:00:59,933 You were so kind last night, I thought you would stay. 657 01:01:00,148 --> 01:01:01,392 And it gave me new hope. 658 01:01:01,923 --> 01:01:03,769 Oh, the whole village is looking to you for help. 659 01:01:04,086 --> 01:01:06,934 Yes, well I thought perhaps on my way back, I... 660 01:01:06,964 --> 01:01:10,759 - Your Excellency such plundering and misery. - It's terrible but... 661 01:01:11,077 --> 01:01:15,081 you should see this other town it's, they need me very badly. 662 01:01:15,111 --> 01:01:18,767 - People are waiting and receptions. - I see. 663 01:01:19,595 --> 01:01:22,184 I, I really mustn't disappoint them, I... 664 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,668 Well, I'd better be going. 665 01:01:34,143 --> 01:01:38,933 - I'm sorry you won't be more friendly. - Friendly? Why should I be friendly? 666 01:01:39,728 --> 01:01:43,772 I don't care if I hang for I must say what I think, you're as bad as the rest of them. 667 01:01:44,216 --> 01:01:47,123 Worse, because you have the power to do good and you run away. 668 01:01:47,557 --> 01:01:51,395 I'll stay, I can get the organ back. Lt didn't burn, I know where it is. 669 01:01:51,701 --> 01:01:54,775 - Oh then, you do care about the people. - Of course I do. 670 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:59,209 - Oh, the whole town be so happy. - I want you to be happy Lizzy. 671 01:01:59,353 --> 01:02:03,472 Oh, I don't count Your Excellency, I'm just a kitchen maid and I'll always be one. 672 01:02:04,186 --> 01:02:08,535 But that's no way to look at life, things can change over night. 673 01:02:08,955 --> 01:02:11,429 After all I wasn't born an Inspector General. 674 01:02:14,425 --> 01:02:17,307 Just happened, come on smile. 675 01:02:30,653 --> 01:02:38,355 ♪ Reach for the moon and look for the golden rainbow. ♪ 676 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:43,341 ♪ You will find happy times. ♪ 677 01:02:45,075 --> 01:02:52,497 ♪ You'll hear a tune, that lives in the heart of a bluebird. ♪ 678 01:02:53,045 --> 01:02:57,330 ♪ And you'll find happy times. ♪ 679 01:02:58,822 --> 01:03:05,785 ♪ Thought things maybe very dark, your dream is not in vain. ♪ 680 01:03:06,665 --> 01:03:12,697 ♪ For when do you find a rainbow? Only after rain. ♪ 681 01:03:13,259 --> 01:03:21,433 ♪ So wish on the moon and someday, it may be tomorrow... ♪ 682 01:03:22,249 --> 01:03:27,503 ♪ You will suddenly hear chimes... ♪ 683 01:03:31,903 --> 01:03:37,807 ♪ And you'll find your happy, happy times. ♪ 684 01:03:39,848 --> 01:03:43,087 Latus, Bela, see to the carriage. 685 01:03:43,610 --> 01:03:49,463 - Where is everybody? Oh Your Excellency. - Madame... 686 01:03:50,356 --> 01:03:52,944 Just look what I found in the Brodny library. 687 01:03:52,974 --> 01:03:56,311 The new almanac of The Emperor's official staff. 688 01:03:56,846 --> 01:03:58,619 Emperor's official staff? 689 01:03:58,649 --> 01:04:02,518 With histories of their families and portraits by celebrated artists. 690 01:04:02,548 --> 01:04:07,469 Oh, the portraits are very bad, they very bad, you wouldn't recognize the one of me. 691 01:04:07,499 --> 01:04:10,149 Oh, it's so hard that... 692 01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:13,124 Thought only women were vain about their portraits. 693 01:04:13,154 --> 01:04:13,630 No. 694 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,751 Now I've got to see how bad they made you look. 695 01:04:15,781 --> 01:04:17,855 Oh, you know you've never even told me your name. 696 01:04:17,885 --> 01:04:19,508 - A name? - Ah no, it doesn't matter. 697 01:04:19,691 --> 01:04:21,489 I'll soon recognize you and find out... 698 01:04:21,519 --> 01:04:25,098 all about you and your beautiful wife and lovely children. 699 01:04:25,128 --> 01:04:29,880 Oh, I have no wife, none of my family had wives, my father didn't like wives. 700 01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:32,392 I mean my mother didn't like my father's wife. 701 01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:34,943 - May I have this book? - Oh, no. 702 01:04:34,973 --> 01:04:38,883 This looks rather like you but older of course, is a relative of yours? 703 01:04:38,913 --> 01:04:42,367 - Oh yes, is my father. - Your father? Madame Knabe? 704 01:04:42,572 --> 01:04:47,303 Married to Peter Knabe, age 46, mother of 12 boys. 705 01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:52,123 Oh, That was a disguise, my father was a spy in the war and he... 706 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,686 he always used to disguise himself as my mother. 707 01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:56,191 - Your father? - No, no, my mother. 708 01:04:56,726 --> 01:05:01,432 - I was 19 before I could tell them apart. - Knabe, is that your family name? 709 01:05:01,462 --> 01:05:07,757 - Yes, Farple Knabe. - Farple? Oh, what an unusual name. 710 01:05:08,543 --> 01:05:12,777 Sounds like a morning breeze, rustling through the leaves of the willows. 711 01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,486 What does it mean? 712 01:05:19,294 --> 01:05:21,398 Some kind of soup, I think. 713 01:05:23,668 --> 01:05:24,981 Where were you born? 714 01:05:25,011 --> 01:05:29,292 Oh well, let me have the book and I'll tell you all about it. Yes. 715 01:05:29,322 --> 01:05:32,709 Oh, some, some night when we're alone now, perhaps tonight. 716 01:05:32,739 --> 01:05:35,680 Oh, I want to hear everything Farple. 717 01:05:35,710 --> 01:05:37,249 You don't know how I yearn to live. 718 01:05:37,415 --> 01:05:40,603 What it means to be married to a man who doesn't understand you. 719 01:05:40,633 --> 01:05:43,842 - He's a peasant of course, uncultured pig. - Really? 720 01:05:44,123 --> 01:05:47,337 I was forced to marry him. I'm an attractive woman, am I not? 721 01:05:47,367 --> 01:05:47,857 Yes. 722 01:05:47,887 --> 01:05:50,279 I'm still in the first bloom of my youth, am I not? 723 01:05:50,309 --> 01:05:52,297 - Yes. - I'm desirable, am I not? 724 01:05:52,298 --> 01:05:52,807 Yes, but... 725 01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:57,589 Could a man wish for a more lovely, intelligent, responsive woman than I am? 726 01:05:57,619 --> 01:05:58,636 - No. - 727 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,401 Oh Farple, you say the most beautiful things. 728 01:06:02,431 --> 01:06:05,413 Well, I really must be going upstairs now. 729 01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:12,599 - You'll help me Farple, won't you? Promise. - Yes I, I promise. 730 01:06:12,629 --> 01:06:14,806 When we get to Paris, I won't be a burden for you. 731 01:06:15,049 --> 01:06:16,861 - I swear. - Yes. 732 01:06:27,646 --> 01:06:30,313 Forgive me, may I have a word with Your Excellency? 733 01:06:30,505 --> 01:06:31,577 What do you want? 734 01:06:31,607 --> 01:06:35,355 I throw myself on your mercy. Please Your Excellency, for the sake of my family. 735 01:06:35,385 --> 01:06:36,709 Oh, what is it? What have you done? 736 01:06:36,739 --> 01:06:41,419 The tax records, it wasn't my idea to falsify them, the Mayor, my own uncle and Toleki. 737 01:06:41,449 --> 01:06:42,984 All did this burden for you. 738 01:06:43,014 --> 01:06:45,124 I admit I take bribes but what kind of bribes? 739 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,225 - Puppy dogs, that's all, just puppy dogs. - Puppy dogs? 740 01:06:47,254 --> 01:06:49,211 - Yes. Oh, all kinds. - All kind of puppy dogs? 741 01:06:49,221 --> 01:06:52,152 - Oh, I like puppy dogs. - Oh, you can have them Your Excellency. 742 01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:54,513 Oh, forgive me. Yes, all 60 of them. 743 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:58,163 And here's, here's just a little gift just to show you how much I... 744 01:06:58,534 --> 01:07:00,410 - Your Excellency? - Who is it? 745 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,409 It is I Toleki, superintendent of the school, your honor. 746 01:07:03,549 --> 01:07:04,544 He mustn't find me here. 747 01:07:04,574 --> 01:07:07,888 Oh he's just a member of the council the city doesn't have. 748 01:07:09,585 --> 01:07:10,976 Come in. 749 01:07:12,572 --> 01:07:14,843 Your Excellency, may I have a moment of your time. 750 01:07:14,873 --> 01:07:16,630 I have something that may interest you, look. 751 01:07:17,651 --> 01:07:21,339 Well, you see I have the best interest this thing or how do I ever tell you this. 752 01:07:21,369 --> 01:07:24,185 - You understand that. - It's alright, come to the point Tacky. 753 01:07:24,215 --> 01:07:25,779 - Toleki. - I tell Toleki you. 754 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:28,345 Sometimes a man must decide between duty and friends and... 755 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:33,028 I feel it is my duty to advise you of the rising corruption in the city of Brodny. 756 01:07:33,245 --> 01:07:37,100 This isn't much, but if you just accept it as a loan, if you like it'll help... 757 01:07:38,159 --> 01:07:41,695 May I see you a moment Your Excellency, it is Gizzy, the postmaster. 758 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,969 Gizzy, he may not find me here. 759 01:07:53,311 --> 01:07:55,132 Come in, come in. 760 01:07:58,371 --> 01:08:02,621 I'm a poor man Your Excellency. Please accept those, it's all I have. 761 01:08:02,837 --> 01:08:06,423 The temptation was too strong, the others stole more than I did. I... 762 01:08:06,453 --> 01:08:08,407 - You did? - Who is that at the door? 763 01:08:08,437 --> 01:08:11,245 Come with me, we got to hide. Hey, in this closet here. 764 01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:17,049 Can come in. 765 01:08:17,432 --> 01:08:19,725 - Oh Inspector General. - Yes. 766 01:08:19,755 --> 01:08:21,112 Oh, let me see, I want speak to you, 767 01:08:21,142 --> 01:08:26,480 I must speak to you. Oh, my uniform looks, looks very nice on you. 768 01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:29,710 Oh, I'm having one made in black, with silver across here. 769 01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:31,012 What is it Kovach? 770 01:08:31,042 --> 01:08:34,063 Oh, I guess I might've make a clean brake for it. 771 01:08:34,093 --> 01:08:35,837 - Won't you sit down? - Yes, thank you. 772 01:08:35,867 --> 01:08:40,093 You see it wasn't for me, I did it for my wife, my wife is not a contented woman. 773 01:08:40,355 --> 01:08:42,104 She wants clothing and money and jewels. 774 01:08:42,134 --> 01:08:45,269 Oh, I love my family but I'd give my 6 kids to get rid of my wife. 775 01:08:45,751 --> 01:08:50,171 - So, there's only 1,000 crowns in here. - A 1,000 crowns? 776 01:08:51,588 --> 01:08:53,056 If you just give me a chance to sell the jewels. 777 01:08:53,086 --> 01:08:54,855 Won't you sit down? 778 01:09:03,447 --> 01:09:04,876 In the bed. 779 01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:09,913 Come in. 780 01:09:12,705 --> 01:09:15,804 - Oh, Your Excellency... - I just put you in here, 781 01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:17,666 You Excellency... 782 01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,311 Come in. 783 01:09:33,276 --> 01:09:35,304 Oh, I didn't know you were resting Your Excellency. 784 01:09:35,334 --> 01:09:38,096 Oh, I always rest, the doctor said it's good for my liver. 785 01:09:39,532 --> 01:09:42,682 - Maybe I'd better come back? - No, it's all right, what is it you want? 786 01:09:42,839 --> 01:09:45,045 - I just wanted to make a confession. - I'll take it. 787 01:09:45,529 --> 01:09:48,437 - Well, better come... - I'm as guilty as the rest of the others. 788 01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:51,658 Oh, I mustn't be found here, where do I hide? On the bed. 789 01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:52,578 Not the bed. 790 01:09:56,598 --> 01:09:58,002 On top of the bed. 791 01:10:05,228 --> 01:10:06,265 Come in. 792 01:10:08,555 --> 01:10:12,531 - You don't have to put on any act for me. - The message come from the Emperor? 793 01:10:12,838 --> 01:10:13,446 What? 794 01:10:13,476 --> 01:10:16,108 Go downstairs and see if my luggage has arrived. 795 01:10:16,138 --> 01:10:18,693 - What's the matter with you? - What's the weather outside like? 796 01:10:18,723 --> 01:10:20,850 Look if this is a... 797 01:10:21,325 --> 01:10:23,463 - There's a lot of people hiding in there. - Hiding? 798 01:10:23,493 --> 01:10:25,888 Oh, the councilmen that came with their bribes. 799 01:10:26,049 --> 01:10:28,440 - Bribes? Money? Money. - Money. 800 01:10:31,084 --> 01:10:33,525 - Where is it? - It's here. 801 01:10:35,677 --> 01:10:39,771 Why? Come in. 802 01:10:41,557 --> 01:10:43,202 Your Excellency, may I speak with you for a moment? 803 01:10:43,232 --> 01:10:46,007 - Yes, of course. - Privately. 804 01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:58,275 They all brought him money. 805 01:10:59,116 --> 01:11:01,603 Gentlemen, have to ask you to leave the room. 806 01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:06,538 - Oh Mayor and you too Mr. Chief of Police. - Yes? 807 01:11:06,806 --> 01:11:10,143 - His Highness can not tolerate dishonesty. - No, then why did he... 808 01:11:10,173 --> 01:11:12,596 - accept the bribes? - A few misery crowns. 809 01:11:12,902 --> 01:11:15,031 His Excellency has many private charities. 810 01:11:15,488 --> 01:11:17,901 I can assure you not a penny of that money will ever find... 811 01:11:17,931 --> 01:11:19,951 its way into the pockets of the Inspector General. 812 01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:23,877 Well, what do you want us to do? 813 01:11:24,223 --> 01:11:27,016 It's possible, via of possibility mine, view that... 814 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,497 a few substantial contributions from you might... 815 01:11:30,765 --> 01:11:33,686 - How much? - Shall we say 100,000 crowns? 816 01:11:35,484 --> 01:11:38,251 - 100,000 crowns. - I'll be a pauper. 817 01:11:38,281 --> 01:11:40,993 Well then keep your money, you can jingle it in your pockets... 818 01:11:41,286 --> 01:11:43,173 all the way up the steps of the gallows. 819 01:11:43,203 --> 01:11:45,927 - He wouldn't do anything like that. - He would and he has. 820 01:11:46,514 --> 01:11:48,490 But he might be inclined to show leniency if... 821 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,888 he can realize the charitable dream of his life. 822 01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:54,848 A much needed addition of the Cathedral he built in Vienna. 823 01:11:55,651 --> 01:11:59,889 A new church organ, a fire proof organ. 824 01:12:00,573 --> 01:12:04,769 - Fire proof, he knows. - He knows. 825 01:12:16,437 --> 01:12:19,332 We can get rid of him without leaving a trace and none of us will be involved. 826 01:12:19,362 --> 01:12:20,416 Who'll do it? 827 01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:23,846 - Vetalo, the clodhopper. - Vetalo, the clodhopper? 828 01:12:23,876 --> 01:12:25,695 He'll do as I tell him, he has to. 829 01:12:25,725 --> 01:12:29,310 I can get him tonight, during the reception when all is confusion and noise. 830 01:12:30,070 --> 01:12:32,315 - But if something goes wrong. - Nothing will go wrong. 831 01:12:32,345 --> 01:12:33,807 - Are you sure? - Yes sir. 832 01:12:33,837 --> 01:12:36,305 After midnight, as soon as everybody has had plenty to drink... 833 01:12:36,335 --> 01:12:39,213 one of us will get him into the barn where Vetalo the clodhopper is waiting. 834 01:12:39,519 --> 01:12:41,406 - He will dispose of the body. - Good. 835 01:13:08,569 --> 01:13:09,233 What are you doing? 836 01:13:09,263 --> 01:13:11,362 Why, you think I want to steal it? I want to count it. 837 01:13:11,392 --> 01:13:13,211 - Well, I already counted it. - You can't count. 838 01:13:13,241 --> 01:13:16,387 Well, it's very heavy so there must be enough here to buy back the organ. 839 01:13:16,417 --> 01:13:19,461 - Right, give it to me I'll go get the organ. - Oh no, not without me. 840 01:13:19,491 --> 01:13:21,654 You know, you can't leave here, they need you for the reception. 841 01:13:21,684 --> 01:13:23,478 Well then, we'll go after the reception. 842 01:13:23,692 --> 01:13:25,934 Look Yakov, there's an old Hungarian proverb... 843 01:13:26,164 --> 01:13:28,523 Trust everybody but keep the organ money in sight. 844 01:13:32,702 --> 01:13:33,939 Come in. 845 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:07,759 - What is that? - It's just a letter. 846 01:14:07,789 --> 01:14:09,723 - What kind of letter? - Well, a love letter I suppose. 847 01:14:09,753 --> 01:14:12,108 - A love letter for you? Let me see that. - No Yakov. 848 01:14:12,138 --> 01:14:14,212 - Oh, let me see. - No, it's private Yakov. 849 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:15,538 - Never mind, let me see. - No. 850 01:14:16,213 --> 01:14:18,190 Yakov you might tear it. 851 01:14:21,619 --> 01:14:22,653 Well? 852 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,724 Would you read it for me Yakov? 853 01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:43,786 - Oh Georgi, you're such a lucky guy. - What is it? 854 01:14:43,816 --> 01:14:46,743 A beautiful girl like that fall in love with you. 855 01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,413 Read it to me Yakov please. 856 01:14:48,898 --> 01:14:51,041 My dearest darling Inspector General. 857 01:14:51,194 --> 01:14:54,548 From the moment I first saw you, I knew you were the one. 858 01:14:54,893 --> 01:14:57,418 At night I dream of your manly figure... 859 01:14:57,775 --> 01:15:01,651 and your handsome gentle features drive me mad with passionate love. 860 01:15:02,481 --> 01:15:04,866 The sound of your voice thrills me beyond words... 861 01:15:04,896 --> 01:15:08,589 and if I can not have you for my very own, I must surely die. 862 01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:13,103 Is there any more? Does she say anything else? 863 01:15:13,133 --> 01:15:18,064 Yes, yes. PS please meet me in the barn at midnight. 864 01:15:18,094 --> 01:15:20,857 Please meet me in the barn at mid... 865 01:15:24,134 --> 01:15:26,526 Yakov, what is PS mean? 866 01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:30,854 Ps? Please Sweetheart. 867 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,598 Please sweetheart meet me in the barn at midnight. 868 01:15:55,303 --> 01:15:58,929 - I have the carriage waiting Farple. - The carriage? 869 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:02,801 My things are all packed, I'll meet you at the stable after the dance. 870 01:16:06,805 --> 01:16:08,030 Cousin Byro... 871 01:16:19,991 --> 01:16:24,059 I have the money, has he sent in his report? Then I'll deliver to him tonight. 872 01:16:24,583 --> 01:16:26,853 - We can't settle the matter in here. - Where would you suggest? 873 01:16:26,883 --> 01:16:29,437 - Outside, in the barn. - At midnight? 874 01:16:29,467 --> 01:16:31,724 - At midnight. - He'll be there. 875 01:16:36,838 --> 01:16:39,273 I'll go and get ready, I'll see you later Farple. 876 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:56,051 I got your note, you're wonderful, at the barn? 877 01:17:03,274 --> 01:17:04,447 Thank you. 878 01:17:16,728 --> 01:17:19,547 Out of my way, I am Colonel Franz Castine. 879 01:17:19,980 --> 01:17:23,283 Comrade, life long friend of His Excellency, the Inspector General. 880 01:17:23,313 --> 01:17:27,325 We were friends for many, many years, announce me at once young lady. 881 01:17:28,001 --> 01:17:31,202 - Yes Colonel. - Oh, young man. 882 01:17:31,341 --> 01:17:33,165 Problem with the eyes, are there Colonel? 883 01:17:33,195 --> 01:17:35,282 Yes, yes, I was snow blinded in the Alps in the... 884 01:17:35,312 --> 01:17:37,450 Italian campaign with His Majesty, The Emperor. 885 01:17:38,023 --> 01:17:40,828 The Emperor, long life to his Superior Majesty, The Emperor. 886 01:17:42,154 --> 01:17:46,337 Now you idiot, you blithering idiot, now where are my glasses? 887 01:17:47,064 --> 01:17:50,966 I'm so blind without my glasses, now be careful, be careful. 888 01:17:51,732 --> 01:17:53,453 Now don't step on them. 889 01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:58,605 - Oh, I am so sorry. - You stupid fool. 890 01:17:59,868 --> 01:18:02,673 - I'll have to go and get another pair. - No, no now you just stay right there. 891 01:18:05,198 --> 01:18:07,621 Ladies and Gentlemen, I've the honor... 892 01:18:07,914 --> 01:18:12,938 to announce the unexpected arrival of Colonel Franz Castine, The Emperor's Royal Guard. 893 01:18:13,793 --> 01:18:18,473 Comrade in arms and life long friend of Your Excellency, the Inspector General. 894 01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:28,189 The Colonel is quite near sighted and had the misfortune of breaking his glasses. 895 01:18:28,219 --> 01:18:30,064 Imagine, he broke his glasses. 896 01:18:30,094 --> 01:18:33,673 Oh no Colonel, you're kissing the wrong man, this is the Inspector General. 897 01:18:34,005 --> 01:18:38,162 Oh of course, how stupid of me, the Inspector General is really a much shorter man. 898 01:18:39,453 --> 01:18:45,319 Leopold, this is indeed a joy, a joy. I noticed that you shaved your mustache. 899 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,858 Oh, it used to tickle, drove me nut, me that... 900 01:18:49,888 --> 01:18:52,001 It's all right, it's all right, it's makes you look much younger. 901 01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:54,449 And your voice it's seems to sound more youthful. 902 01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,770 Oh, I always had pharyngitis. 903 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,604 My friends, this is the man, who single handed... 904 01:18:59,634 --> 01:19:03,213 routed an entire regiment of the Italians at the battle of Lavengretto. 905 01:19:03,243 --> 01:19:07,294 And then he pushed their own cannon into position and fired at the retreating enemy. 906 01:19:07,324 --> 01:19:09,233 - You remember that my boy? - Nothing. 907 01:19:09,263 --> 01:19:11,401 - And Austerlitz? - I'm dried, couldn't came up. 908 01:19:11,431 --> 01:19:16,005 Oh, he didn't do much, he just dove into a raging river and rescued 4 wounded soldiers. 909 01:19:16,035 --> 01:19:19,716 And then on the way, he cut down 10 Spaniards with his, with his Sabre. 910 01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:23,822 The morale was very low but with his magnificent courage... 911 01:19:24,001 --> 01:19:27,227 he plunged into the fray and led his men with a song. 912 01:19:27,257 --> 01:19:32,468 The victory song of the 94th regiment. ♪ Onward, onward, never looking back. ♪ 913 01:19:33,361 --> 01:19:34,536 How does it go Leopold? 914 01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:37,493 He doesn't like to be reminded of that tragic day. 915 01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:40,450 But he might be persuaded to sing something lighter, more gay. 916 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:41,933 In a little while. 917 01:19:42,603 --> 01:19:45,123 Oh splendid, splendid, then I can get my glasses from the inn. 918 01:19:45,153 --> 01:19:48,680 Oh no, no sir. Why don't you sing something now and honor the Colonel? 919 01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:51,664 Sing you imbecile, before he gets his glasses. 920 01:19:55,604 --> 01:19:59,050 Oh, could I borrow your drink for this song? 921 01:20:01,938 --> 01:20:08,510 And now and now for my friend and comrade in arms I... 922 01:20:08,945 --> 01:20:13,364 I'd like to do a gypsy, a gypsy drinking song. 923 01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:18,565 - My wine, he took my wine. - There's plenty more. 924 01:20:18,595 --> 01:20:20,591 No, but when he swallow it, you see... 925 01:20:20,621 --> 01:20:23,303 - Why are you trembling for? - The wine is deadly poison. 926 01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:24,723 Is it? You did it? 927 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:28,632 How very thoughtful of you. Why, I misjudged you all these years. 928 01:20:29,297 --> 01:20:31,426 - Oh, no, no, it was for me. - For you? 929 01:20:31,456 --> 01:20:34,398 Yes, I couldn't stand it any longer, I even wrote a confession. 930 01:20:34,428 --> 01:20:36,502 What? A confession? 931 01:20:55,002 --> 01:20:57,693 ♪ Whiskey drew the whispering woods on a wild Romany pondy... ♪ 932 01:20:57,723 --> 01:21:01,583 ♪ Rides the gypsy. ♪ 933 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:10,407 ♪ The gypsy, the gypsy, the gyp, py, py, py, py... ♪ 934 01:21:10,892 --> 01:21:16,056 ♪ The world thinks him tipsy and careless and free... ♪ 935 01:21:16,746 --> 01:21:20,291 ♪ But, oh the poor gypsy... ♪ 936 01:21:24,843 --> 01:21:31,489 ♪ His love is not, what in earth should be for... ♪ 937 01:21:31,950 --> 01:21:36,669 ♪ Night and day and day and night there's a man that think they obey him with a whip... ♪ 938 01:21:39,016 --> 01:21:51,539 ♪ In his hand, over gypsy he stands and this is what he's saying... ♪ 939 01:21:59,659 --> 01:22:09,472 ♪ Love gypsy, sing gypsy, dance gypsy, laugh gypsy, cry gypsy, live gypsy, die gypsy, drink. ♪ 940 01:22:13,226 --> 01:22:15,268 ♪ Gypsy... ♪ 941 01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:20,574 ♪ Drink to good byes and drink to hellos, drink to the open, drink to the close. ♪ 942 01:22:20,604 --> 01:22:27,946 ♪ Drink you alone with thine eyes and I will drink with my nose. ♪ 943 01:22:28,369 --> 01:22:35,144 ♪ And so he drinks, but first we sing. ♪ 944 01:22:39,354 --> 01:22:41,720 How can you sing gypsy song without gypsy chorus? 945 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:44,044 So ladies and gentlemen, I will ask you for a little favor. 946 01:22:44,074 --> 01:22:47,268 Will you help me we have a little chorus, will sound beautiful, wonderful. 947 01:22:47,298 --> 01:22:51,134 I will give you a little B. You make for me zoom, all right? Please everybody. 948 01:22:52,746 --> 01:22:57,439 Very nice, but we get a little sharper, you know. More in the master, diaphragm. 949 01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:00,523 Well, it is alright? 950 01:23:02,013 --> 01:23:03,135 Very nice, now short, eh? 951 01:23:03,921 --> 01:23:07,649 I like it, I like it. Once more please. 952 01:23:09,302 --> 01:23:10,383 Very pretty. 953 01:23:10,496 --> 01:23:13,536 This group here, I will make for you shtock, shtock. 954 01:23:13,669 --> 01:23:16,117 Please? Everybody understand, shtock, shtock. Alright? 955 01:23:16,402 --> 01:23:18,310 - Shtock, shtock. - Very nice, alright. 956 01:23:18,923 --> 01:23:21,198 No, I didn't make it yet. 957 01:23:22,381 --> 01:23:24,946 Ah, I didn't make it happens please, small shtock. 958 01:23:25,543 --> 01:23:27,180 - Shtock, shtock. - Very nice. 959 01:23:28,312 --> 01:23:30,138 - Shtock, shtock. - It's so precious. 960 01:23:30,393 --> 01:23:31,148 Loud. 961 01:23:31,495 --> 01:23:33,178 - Shtock, shtock. - I'll be with you in two minutes. 962 01:23:33,423 --> 01:23:35,923 Now, this little group here, I'd like you to make me a favor and... 963 01:23:35,953 --> 01:23:39,595 with all the little tiny pussycats, those sweet gentle little faces. 964 01:23:39,625 --> 01:23:42,799 Make for me ha, ha, ha. This way, all right please everybody. Ha... 965 01:23:44,727 --> 01:23:48,900 Wonderful all, now a quickly pass rehearse, Everybody please, once again. Please. 966 01:23:49,890 --> 01:23:52,858 Very pretty. I love you to pieces please. 967 01:24:38,069 --> 01:24:41,556 - You want something to drink maybe? - No thank you Excellency. 968 01:24:42,901 --> 01:24:52,117 ♪ Love gypsy, sing gypsy, dance gypsy, live gypsy drink, gypsy sight, gypsy blink, gypsy drink. ♪ 969 01:24:52,540 --> 01:25:01,407 ♪ Gypsy and so we drink, but first we play. ♪ 970 01:25:25,097 --> 01:25:29,163 Pardon me, I slipped my bow, my fingers need a reason. 971 01:26:13,867 --> 01:26:19,098 I like it, makes me cry. 972 01:26:34,757 --> 01:26:36,085 Who me? 973 01:26:37,131 --> 01:26:47,020 ♪ Love gypsy, sing gypsy, dance gypsy, smile, gypsy drink, gypsy drink, gypsy drink, gypsy drink. ♪ 974 01:26:47,262 --> 01:26:56,378 ♪ Gypsy and so we drink but first we dance. ♪ 975 01:27:03,383 --> 01:27:05,170 Pardon me. 976 01:27:44,514 --> 01:27:52,293 ♪ And so we drink to everything we love. ♪ 977 01:27:56,261 --> 01:28:01,922 ♪ To everyone we admire. ♪ 978 01:28:08,170 --> 01:28:18,308 ♪ To the girl who sets your heart a glow and sets your heart on fire. ♪ 979 01:28:28,613 --> 01:28:36,354 ♪ And so we drink. ♪ 980 01:28:41,277 --> 01:28:42,973 I like it. 981 01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:11,190 Oh, will you excuse me ladies, I have something... 982 01:29:11,573 --> 01:29:15,450 I, I, I beg your pardon Your Excellency, I hope you're enjoying the evening. 983 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,515 Yes I, very much. 984 01:29:55,832 --> 01:29:58,829 Lisa? Lisa? 985 01:30:03,978 --> 01:30:07,587 Oh, why you clumsy ox, what's the matter with you? You crazy? 986 01:30:08,008 --> 01:30:09,882 You know you could've killed me with that. 987 01:30:11,744 --> 01:30:15,111 Why you have to work so late at night anyway? 988 01:30:15,825 --> 01:30:18,121 Whatever you have to chop can wait til morning, can't it? 989 01:30:18,274 --> 01:30:22,419 Now, now go on to bed, I got to meet somebody here. Go on to bed. 990 01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:26,831 - Oh, aren't you the Inspector General? - Yeah. 991 01:30:27,252 --> 01:30:29,432 That doesn't mean I can't meet anybody here, does it? 992 01:30:30,254 --> 01:30:32,850 No? You don't believe it do you? 993 01:30:35,312 --> 01:30:40,234 - Read that. - Don't go near the barn. 994 01:30:41,024 --> 01:30:44,442 - They're going to kill you. - Yeah and only two hours ago she... 995 01:30:49,989 --> 01:30:53,598 Would you read, read that again please? 996 01:30:53,628 --> 01:30:58,992 It says, don't go near the barn, they're going to kill you. 997 01:31:04,414 --> 01:31:08,518 Yakov, Yakov, my best friend. 998 01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:27,276 - Where's your master? - My master? 999 01:31:37,414 --> 01:31:39,921 - How did it? - You know how. 1000 01:31:40,686 --> 01:31:42,344 Now gentlemen, let's get down to business. 1001 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:47,043 For a price, I'll get rid of the evidence. 1002 01:31:47,910 --> 01:31:48,994 The money. 1003 01:31:55,612 --> 01:32:00,203 - I don't think I want any supper. - Oh no. 1004 01:33:20,444 --> 01:33:25,542 - What you doing Yakov? Where you going? - Get away from me, get out, get out. 1005 01:33:29,418 --> 01:33:31,255 Oh, your honor, you... 1006 01:33:43,637 --> 01:33:45,881 Georgi, I'm your best friend. 1007 01:33:51,832 --> 01:33:53,596 - Where we going? - Get the organ. 1008 01:33:55,861 --> 01:34:00,172 - Make way for the Inspector General. - Make way for the Inspector General. 1009 01:34:05,476 --> 01:34:08,842 - What did he say? - Must've been an echo. 1010 01:34:12,506 --> 01:34:17,394 Attention, announcing the Emissary of The Emperor. 1011 01:34:17,424 --> 01:34:22,423 General Leopold Nikolai Tarantino, His Excellency, the Inspector General. 1012 01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:46,040 Excellency, he took bribes, he drank all my wine... 1013 01:34:46,070 --> 01:34:48,540 he yelled out the window, he even made love to my wife. 1014 01:34:48,570 --> 01:34:50,593 How could I doubt that he was an Inspector General. 1015 01:34:50,623 --> 01:34:52,837 I mean, he gave us no chance... 1016 01:34:52,867 --> 01:34:56,433 to think of deception Your Majesty, I mean Your Excellency, isn't that right Gizzy? 1017 01:34:56,463 --> 01:35:00,067 I ain't Gizzy, he's Gizzy, you can always tell by the strawberry mark on my leg. 1018 01:35:00,097 --> 01:35:02,095 Why it's as big as a... 1019 01:35:08,764 --> 01:35:13,342 - I'm Gizzy, he's Izzy. - Silence, excuse us Your Excellency. 1020 01:35:13,372 --> 01:35:17,882 First of all mayor, I want that tramp. Send out every man available. 1021 01:35:18,329 --> 01:35:21,479 In the meanwhile, I will write out an order for his execution. 1022 01:35:22,703 --> 01:35:26,758 He will hang today Your Excellency, I promise you that, test the gallows. 1023 01:35:26,788 --> 01:35:30,013 - I'm Izzy, then he is... - Silence. 1024 01:35:38,507 --> 01:35:43,353 Citizens, here is the organ, the one that was stolen, we gave the money we had and... 1025 01:35:43,383 --> 01:35:45,355 - Stop. - I'll see you in a minute. 1026 01:35:45,385 --> 01:35:47,587 Here, take the organ to the church, I'll be back in a minute. 1027 01:35:49,435 --> 01:35:53,095 Come on men, I may need you. Follow me men. 1028 01:35:54,690 --> 01:35:59,217 Wait here please. Attention. Oh, never mind. 1029 01:36:03,183 --> 01:36:05,185 I'm glad I found all of you gentlemen together. 1030 01:36:05,861 --> 01:36:08,207 - This town is going to be cleaned up... - From top to bottom. 1031 01:36:08,237 --> 01:36:10,809 - This is the Inspector General. - Yes mister major... 1032 01:36:11,230 --> 01:36:14,214 I'd like you all to know that the corruption in this city is at an end. 1033 01:36:14,367 --> 01:36:18,550 I want a complete and honest report from you and a complete report of your tax records. 1034 01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:20,182 And a report from you in the morning. 1035 01:36:20,717 --> 01:36:23,076 Who is this man? Tell him to get out, this is official business. 1036 01:36:23,294 --> 01:36:24,444 Mr. Major... 1037 01:36:24,735 --> 01:36:27,732 in the name of The Emperor, I call upon you to produce all the tax records and... 1038 01:36:27,762 --> 01:36:30,592 - books of this village immediately. - If you permit me to interrupt. 1039 01:36:30,796 --> 01:36:33,270 Let me show you this communication which is just arrived. 1040 01:36:46,570 --> 01:36:49,193 Silly girl and now to business. I... 1041 01:36:49,223 --> 01:36:51,743 You filthy bag of bones, this is the Inspector General. 1042 01:36:51,773 --> 01:36:53,657 How do you do? We must have a long talk together sometime. 1043 01:36:53,687 --> 01:36:56,960 I want to look at all these books... 1044 01:36:57,317 --> 01:37:00,671 Inspector General? 1045 01:37:06,330 --> 01:37:08,166 - Open up the cell. - Yes sir. 1046 01:37:08,196 --> 01:37:09,301 - Hurry man. - Yes sir. 1047 01:37:09,331 --> 01:37:10,079 Guards. 1048 01:37:12,043 --> 01:37:12,961 Take them away. 1049 01:37:12,991 --> 01:37:16,392 This is a huge spot, two hangings at the same time. 1050 01:37:18,126 --> 01:37:20,727 You'll regret this, you fat faced village idiot. 1051 01:37:20,757 --> 01:37:23,619 Take your dirty hands off me, you misbegotten peasants. 1052 01:37:23,649 --> 01:37:24,379 Tie him up. 1053 01:37:24,409 --> 01:37:27,470 The Emperor will tear this stinking village down over your ears. 1054 01:37:27,500 --> 01:37:29,077 You see being locked-up. 1055 01:37:29,281 --> 01:37:31,704 Heads will roll here like marbles, yours first. 1056 01:37:31,856 --> 01:37:35,742 And then this flea ridden sack of nothing, you call Inspector... 1057 01:37:35,772 --> 01:37:39,088 This isn't the Inspector General, don't make me laugh. 1058 01:37:39,381 --> 01:37:43,367 The Great Emperor wouldn't appoint a thing like this for a position such important. 1059 01:37:43,397 --> 01:37:45,757 This is your Inspector General, here. 1060 01:37:45,787 --> 01:37:48,696 His courage, his manner, his bearing. Gentlemen, take your choice. 1061 01:37:48,726 --> 01:37:51,360 - I don't know what to think. - You don't have to think, if this man is... 1062 01:37:51,390 --> 01:37:53,375 the Inspector General, then were are his credentials? 1063 01:37:53,528 --> 01:37:54,892 Oh, where yours? 1064 01:37:54,922 --> 01:37:58,705 Show them, they've the right to see. Come show them, show your credentials. 1065 01:37:58,985 --> 01:38:00,018 Show them. 1066 01:38:01,804 --> 01:38:05,591 Produce them. Here they are, see? 1067 01:38:11,984 --> 01:38:13,434 Your Excellency. 1068 01:38:19,542 --> 01:38:22,743 I would like to take this opportunity to tender my resignation. 1069 01:38:22,918 --> 01:38:24,566 I'm so sorry Your Excellency. 1070 01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:27,858 It was our mistake, the imposter will hang. 1071 01:38:27,888 --> 01:38:29,375 - This is preposterous. - Silence. 1072 01:38:29,897 --> 01:38:32,104 If Your Excellency will be so good as to write out the death warrant. 1073 01:38:32,134 --> 01:38:34,488 The death warrant. 1074 01:38:35,369 --> 01:38:36,338 Arrest that man. 1075 01:38:36,368 --> 01:38:39,373 I'm warning you, I'm warning all of you, this will be reported to the Emperor. 1076 01:38:39,403 --> 01:38:40,470 Lock him up. 1077 01:38:46,691 --> 01:38:49,484 - I can't do it. - Why not? 1078 01:38:51,626 --> 01:38:55,719 One thing, I can't write, I can't read either. 1079 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:59,252 And even if I could write, I couldn't sign this death warrant. 1080 01:39:02,279 --> 01:39:06,175 - I'm not the Inspector General. - He's just soft hearted, here I'll sign it. 1081 01:39:06,205 --> 01:39:08,126 - You can't do it. - Alright, you can't... 1082 01:39:08,156 --> 01:39:09,312 It's all over. 1083 01:39:09,771 --> 01:39:14,387 I couldn't sign this, that man is completely innocent, I... 1084 01:39:15,204 --> 01:39:20,369 I only did it so I get the money to buy the organ back. 1085 01:39:20,399 --> 01:39:22,855 Lock them up again, put them in chains, send them to the gallows. 1086 01:39:22,885 --> 01:39:24,514 Oh Your Excellency, I'm so sorry. 1087 01:39:24,544 --> 01:39:26,222 Something like this is never happened in Brodny before. 1088 01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:28,351 I assure you they'll go to the gallows Your Excellency. 1089 01:39:28,381 --> 01:39:30,513 The gallows will wait its turn, but not now. 1090 01:39:30,514 --> 01:39:33,844 - But, but Your Excellency... - This man will not hang. 1091 01:39:35,787 --> 01:39:38,523 First honest man I've met since I left Budapest. 1092 01:39:38,524 --> 01:39:40,524 Well, if you say... 1093 01:39:42,547 --> 01:39:46,015 - My, my chain of office Your Excellency. - We'll put something else around your neck. 1094 01:39:46,321 --> 01:39:48,195 - Thank you Your Excellency. - With band music? 1095 01:39:48,225 --> 01:39:49,751 - What you say? - With band music? 1096 01:39:50,197 --> 01:39:51,409 With band music. 1097 01:39:53,972 --> 01:39:58,104 I couldn't take this Your Excellency. I can't even read or write, I... 1098 01:39:58,347 --> 01:40:01,650 - I have no education and... - What you have is much better. 1099 01:40:02,161 --> 01:40:05,247 My medal and my sash. 1100 01:40:20,603 --> 01:40:25,854 Citizens of Brodny, I have the honor to present to you, your new Mayor. 97886