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(theme song playing)
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(humming lively tune)
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ELAINE:
Whoa, whoa, are you
in good spirits.
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Whoo.
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What'd you do
today, Louie?
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You kick some squirrels
into the lake?
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Better than
that, Reiger.
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I just came from
a class with Judy
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at the School
for the Blind.
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She's been trying
to get me to go for months.
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If I knew it was gonna be
so much fun,
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I'd have gone a long time ago.
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What a girl!
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What a day!
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Ah!
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Hey, Lou, what kind of, what
kind of things they teach you
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at this, uh, School
for the Blind?
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Oh, it's, it's a class
for sighted people
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to-to-to show them
what it's like to be blind.
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I mean, we all put on blindfolds
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and we try to use
our other senses to see.
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I-I was the best in the class.
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They loved me there.
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Here, I'll show you.
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Now watch this.
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Now, all right, one of you,
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any one of you,
step right up here.
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Just come on right up.
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LOUIE:
Come on...
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Ah...
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Aha!
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I heard the faint
squeak of a sneaker
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and I detect
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the not-so-faint smell
of mostaccioli.
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So, it must be Banta.
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Hey.
Is it Banta?
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Yeah.
Hey!
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All right, come on,
somebody else.
Come on, right up here.
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Come on, anybody,
anybody.
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Ah, all right.
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(sniffing)
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Now, my ears and my nose don't
seem to be enough in this case.
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So, step closer,
O, Unknown One,
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and allow me to identify you
with my sense of touch.
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I think he knows it's me.
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Was it Nardo?
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Surprise, surprise.
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Oh, mercy.
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We narrowly escaped
an embarrassment.
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(cackling)
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I-I-I'm going next.
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Sit down, Iggy.
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Amazing.
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That must be a trick blindfold.
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Huh?
No, Jim, Jim, no.
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Nothing that I did here
couldn't be done
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without using senses other
than the sense of sight.
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Ah.
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This, however, would
be more difficult.
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"Weather report.
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Fog turning
to hazy sunshine."
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(cackling)
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If that's not a
trick blindfold,
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that's got to be
a trick newspaper.
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Of course it's
a trick blindfold!
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It's a trick!
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(cackling)
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Five bucks in a magic shop
and I was the star of the class.
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Louie, Louie,
I can't believe it.
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I mean, you actually
went to a class
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that's supposed to be teaching
you the sensitivity
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to the plight of the blind
and you did something like that
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just to look good?
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I mean, how could you do that?
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Pride, Reiger. Pride.
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You should have
seen Judy gushing.
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She was... warm.
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She was, like, bright.
She loved it.
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How could you be so
insensitive to her?
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Insensitive?
Yeah.
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If I'm so insensitive...
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why would I have
bought her this?
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Ooh, a diamond ring?
Yeah, yeah.
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Ooh.
That's right.
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A half a carat
of girl's best friend.
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I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.
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No.
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You're shocked at the idea of me
settling down, huh, Reiger?
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No, I'm appalled at the
prospect of you breeding.
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Lighten up, Reiger,
I'm in love.
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And if she says yes,
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I'll cherish her for
the rest of my life.
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I believe you, Louie.
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Yeah, so do I.
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Yeah, Lou, I do.
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Yeah, I guess
I believe you, Lou.
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Let me see.
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Yeah, look at that.
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(imitating Humphrey Bogart):
Guess who, sweetheart?
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You are a great kisser.
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Now, quick, get out of here
before Louie shows up.
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(laughing)
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Shut the door, Louie.
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All right.
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All right, okay, now,
come right over here,
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'cause I brought
you something.
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(sniffs)
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A rose?
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Ooh, she's good.
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Here, you can take it.
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I had it de-thorned.
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Thank you.
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And a bottle of champagne.
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Ooh.
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This is the really
good stuff.
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You know what they say
about champagne--
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the better the bottle, the
louder the pop, so stand back.
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When I uncork this baby,
it's gonna explode.
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(cork clatters)
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(makes a pop)
There she blows!
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Oh! Oh!
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There's foam all
over the ceiling.
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(laughing)
Now give me a rag.
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I'll get the glasses.
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Oh, boy. Oh...
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Here you go, Louie.
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Uh-huh.
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You know, you usually
don't come over here
with all these gifts.
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What's the occasion?
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Well...
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a big surprise.
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Well, uh, I've got a big
surprise for you, too.
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Well, you go first.
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No, you go first.
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We'll settle this fair,
the way we always do.
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Okay.
All right?
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Evens you go first,
odds I go first, all right?
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Mm-hmm.
One, two, three, shoot.
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It's evens. You go first.
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Okay.
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Well, I didn't want to tell you
this until I was sure about it.
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Louie, I may be
able to see again.
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What?
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Isn't that fantastic?
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My doctor says there's
been some improvement
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in the surgical technique
and he wants to operate again.
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He thinks that, this time,
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there's a real good chance
that it will succeed.
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When's he-- when's
he want to operate?
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Tomorrow.
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With any luck at
all, in 24 hours,
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I'll be able to see
your sweet, beautiful face.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Yeah.
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Isn't that the best
news you've ever heard?
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I haven't been able to think
about anything else all day.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I almost forgot.
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What was the surprise
you had for me?
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Well, uh...
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Well, now that you've...
you've told me that,
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it-it-it hardly seems like
the time to, uh...
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Oh, come on, Louie.
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Let me be the judge of that.
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Well, uh,
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I bought something
today that...
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would've never occurred
to me before I met you.
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Well, what is it, Louie?
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Foot deodorant.
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(laughing)
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Oh, Louie, you always
know how to make me laugh.
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Hey, Lou, how'd
the, uh, proposal go?
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(mutters)
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Uh, as a man of the cloth,
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I would be honored to perform
the marriage ceremony.
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I'd rather have
a baboon do it.
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I don't blame you.
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I've seen that.
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It's lovely.
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Louie, what happened?
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Look, it's none
of your business.
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If you guys are smart,
you'll just stay away from me.
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Yay!
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Louie, I'm so happy that you
and Judy are getting married.
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Oh, this is a time
of great happiness--
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...and joy.
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Well, go ahead, Latka,
don't be chicken.
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All right.
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Chicken.
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Okay, Louie, we brought you
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some of the traditional
engagement gifts
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from our country.
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Yeah.
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First is... a piece of candy
to make the marriage sweet.
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Ooh.
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All right, uh, next is a flower
because love is so fragile.
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Yeah.
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(loud bang)
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That was a big hit.
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All right, come on,
let's get out of here.
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Banta, 411.
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Thompson, 426.
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Iggy, 301.
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Nardo, 218.
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Hill, 802.
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Lupus, 567.
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Hey, Louie, you
forgot to call me.
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I didn't forget, Reiger.
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I want to talk to you.
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Oh, I was afraid of that.
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Look, Louie, whatever happened
last night, whatever happened--
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whether you got cold feet,
whether she said no,
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look, it's happened to millions
of guys before you, all right?
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Now, if you want to talk
about this later on, okay,
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but listen,
I got to make a living,
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so I'd like
a cab now, please.
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Yeah, here, 618.
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Okay, thanks.
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Judy had an
operation today.
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She may be able
to see again.
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That got your interest,
didn't it?
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I'm supposed to be over there
right now.
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They're taking the bandages off
at this moment.
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She wants me,
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the man she loves, to be
the first person that she sees.
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Life stinks, huh, Reiger?
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She told me
about it last night.
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After that, I mean,
I didn't see any point
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in asking her to marry me.
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Wait a minute.
What is it, Louie?
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You're afraid she's not
gonna like your looks?
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No, my tie, Reiger.
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I'm afraid she won't like
the way I knot it.
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Do you love her?
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More than anything.
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Well, if she loves you,
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then that operation isn't
gonna change a thing.
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It's gonna change everything!
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You know, Louie, you are really
much too insecure
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about your appearance.
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I mean, you're a...
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interesting-looking guy.
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I mean, uh, you, uh,
in your better moods,
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you-you-you've
a somewhat puckish
quality, you know?
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I mean, some people might
even think you're cute.
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Let's not talk hypothetical
here, Reiger.
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You think I'm cute?
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It's a matter
of taste, Lou.
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It's, uh, some people like
Golden Retrievers, right?
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And some people like,
uh, pit bulls.
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But I'm sure
the people who
like pit bulls think
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that pit bulls are cute.
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Cute? They're adorable!
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Well, my work is done here.
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I think I'm needed elsewhere.
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No, no, no, no, you're not done
yet, Batman.
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What do you
want from me?
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I'm not going to that hospital.
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You're comparing me to a pet!
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00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:05,175
A lot of people
like grotesque pets.
261
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,278
Some people keep tarantulas.
262
00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:09,346
That doesn't mean
they're gonna marry one.
263
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,014
Lou, do you know how
ridiculous you sound right now?
264
00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:12,082
Oh, sure, sure,
265
00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,117
it sounds ridiculous
to you, Reiger,
266
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:18,155
because you've
never gotten that look.
267
00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:19,190
What look?
268
00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:25,662
The look I got
on blind dates...
269
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:30,401
when I used to go
on blind dates.
270
00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:32,836
I got the same one
every time, Reiger.
271
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:36,807
Walk up there,
dressed real nice,
272
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:39,876
carrying a present
or some flowers.
273
00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,011
You know, get ready...
274
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:45,449
strike a pose,
so I'll look my best.
275
00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:48,419
And then the door would open,
276
00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:52,256
and there'd be a girl there
and she'd give me that look.
277
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:58,862
I got it every time, Reiger.
278
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:03,968
Sure, oh, sometimes they'd show
a little class, you know?
279
00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:06,169
They went out
with me anyway.
280
00:15:06,204 --> 00:15:07,571
But most of the time
281
00:15:07,605 --> 00:15:12,443
they came up with these
brilliant excuses like,
282
00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:15,313
"Oh, you must be here
for Wanda.
283
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,947
Well, she's sick."
284
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:21,318
This, coming from a girl with a
"W" embroidered on her sweater.
285
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:25,222
I got that look
every time, Reiger.
286
00:15:25,256 --> 00:15:30,260
And today,
when they, when they take
287
00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:31,995
those bandages off
of Judy,
288
00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:34,331
it's gonna be like
that door opening again.
289
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:37,501
I'm gonna get that look
from somebody
290
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:40,204
I already love.
I ca...
291
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:46,710
Hey, look, Louie...
292
00:15:46,744 --> 00:15:49,513
I can't tell you
what's gonna happen
293
00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:51,382
when they take
the bandages off
294
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:54,985
and she's able to see you,
but, uh, I do know this:
295
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,655
if you don't go there
296
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,656
and see for yourself,
297
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,292
you're never gonna
forgive yourself.
298
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:11,368
Yeah... yeah, I guess
you're right, Reiger.
299
00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,904
But... I...
300
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,974
I don't know, I wish that I,
I wish I had more hair.
301
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:19,777
I wish I had dimples, you know?
302
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:20,944
I wish, I wish...
303
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,180
I wish, I wish I was, uh...
304
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:26,817
What, Louie?
305
00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:28,952
Taller?
306
00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:33,590
Louie, you've been
having a romance
307
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,159
with this girl
for months.
308
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,861
I think she knows
your height!
309
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,230
You're right, Reiger.
310
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:45,469
Sure... she knows it...
311
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,538
but...
312
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,573
she's never
seen it, Reiger.
313
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,415
I'll go with you.
314
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,376
Excuse me, is one,
is one of you, uh,
Louie De Palma?
315
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,410
Yeah, I'm Louie.
316
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:28,245
Hello.
I'm Judy's doctor.
317
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,447
The operation went
very well, Mr. De Palma.
318
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:34,485
I'm gonna be removing
Judy's bandages now.
319
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,423
You?
320
00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:42,626
Uh, well, look, if it's any
trouble, I could do that.
321
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,494
No trouble.
322
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:51,835
Louie...
323
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,403
Reiger, Reiger...
324
00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:55,472
I think you'd better go
in there right now.
325
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:56,640
Come on.
326
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,710
Yeah, you're right,
you're right.
327
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:03,079
You know...
328
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:11,689
Even if it means
getting that look...
329
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,424
I hope the operation worked.
330
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,259
Me, too. Good luck.
331
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,861
Yeah.
I'm gonna go in there.
332
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,671
This is me.
333
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:30,740
This is my body.
334
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,109
This is my face.
335
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:35,579
If she loves me,
she'll love this.
336
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,548
ALEX:
Right.
337
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,920
You got a tweezer, Reiger?
338
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:43,954
Tweezer?
What for?
339
00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:45,122
I want to pluck my eyebrows.
340
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,690
Oh, what?
341
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,525
No, just the hair right
in the middle here.
342
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,526
Louie, come on.
343
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,794
You don't need it!
344
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,696
Well, it couldn't hurt.
345
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,067
(grunts)
346
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,069
Ah!
347
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,581
Louie, is that you?
348
00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:13,783
Yeah.
349
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,919
Oh, thank goodness
you got here in time.
350
00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:18,489
I want your face
to be the first
thing I see.
351
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,190
Come hold my hand.
352
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,130
Your palms are so sweaty.
353
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,299
You're as nervous
as I am.
354
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,300
Yeah.
355
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:34,004
Oh... Louie,
356
00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:37,107
what if I still can't see?
357
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,580
You'll still have me.
358
00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:46,283
All right now, Judy,
359
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:48,652
I'm going to take off
the last of those bandages.
360
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:49,853
Wait, wait! Don't!
361
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,822
I'm scared!
362
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:55,559
I'm afraid
to find out if it worked.
363
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,528
Yeah, Doc,
what's the rush?
364
00:19:57,562 --> 00:20:00,630
I mean, give her
a couple of months
to figure this out,
365
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:01,898
to get used to it.
366
00:20:01,932 --> 00:20:04,702
Oh, Louie, I'm so glad
you're here.
367
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,903
You're right,
I'm acting silly.
368
00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:09,573
Go ahead, Dr. Gordon,
take them off.
369
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,508
Wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
370
00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:36,199
Judy...
371
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,569
I'm not the best-looking guy
in the world.
372
00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:40,837
Go ahead, Doc.
373
00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:44,708
Now remember,
374
00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:53,584
it's gonna be just
a little bit blurry at first.
375
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:55,919
So don't be afraid.
376
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,261
I can see!
377
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,130
It's blurry, but I can see.
378
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,399
It's okay.
Just take a minute.
379
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,335
Oh! Oh, Louie, you're beautiful!
380
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,937
It's still blurry.
381
00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:21,111
No, you're exactly the way
I pictured you.
382
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,346
I am?
383
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,348
Yes, yes, yes!
384
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:28,419
I can see! I can see!
385
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,487
And...
386
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:33,624
I'm, I'm exactly the way
you pictured me?
387
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,594
Yes!
388
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,765
Except I thought
you had a little more hair
389
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,401
between your eyebrows.
390
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,939
It grows back!
391
00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:56,446
Ha-ha! Yippee!
392
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,814
Ya-ha-ha-ha!
393
00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:00,117
I take it
you didn't get that look?
394
00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:02,186
No, Reiger, Reiger,
she can see,
395
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,654
and she loves me!
396
00:22:03,688 --> 00:22:04,988
She thinks I'm
beautiful, Reiger!
397
00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,591
And now she's resting,
so I gotta go buy suits.
398
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,493
What is that,
hospital policy?
399
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,528
No, no, no, Reiger.
Everything's changed.
400
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:12,929
I got to adapt.
401
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:16,133
I mean, no more bragging
about my extensive wardrobe
402
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,001
when I only own one suit.
403
00:22:18,035 --> 00:22:19,335
Uh-huh.
404
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:22,506
From now on,
I got to buy her greeting cards
405
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,640
that fit the occasion.
406
00:22:23,674 --> 00:22:27,210
Reiger, it's a brave new world!
407
00:22:27,244 --> 00:22:29,947
Reiger!
Reiger!
All right, all right,
all right!
408
00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,849
Let's go get
you those suits!
409
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,250
Oh, one more thing...
410
00:22:33,284 --> 00:22:34,484
What?
411
00:22:34,518 --> 00:22:36,887
I'm gonna have to buy her
a real diamond.
412
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:56,440
(theme song playing)
413
00:23:17,294 --> 00:23:18,895
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
414
00:23:18,929 --> 00:23:20,097
(man grumbling)
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