Original subtitles

Let's go, go. Hurry man!!

Was that the tyre!!? - No, he's shooting at me! Hurry up!!

Start the car.

Hurry up. Move, move!

It's not the starting. Push the car.

Hang on. There we go!

What's happening? Who's he? Who are you?

I'm just simple man. Please save me!

Then why is he shooting at you? - I don't know.

Dube, is this some mafia nonsense?

The dons are dangerous.

I'll get screwed along with you!

See that jeep behind us - Please go in that!

Is that him?

Oh God!

Dear Lord! Hey, do you know the hanuman prayer?

Gaytri mantra? - I don't.

Dude, sing any hymn you know!

"Now I lay me down to sleep"

We're dead meat!

"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take"

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Go way! Don't follow me! You'll get me killed.

Shoo! Get lost! - Please buddy!

Get lost from here! - Please brother.

I told you not to follow me.

Run away from here!

Whoa! You again? Buzz off!

Please... taxi! Please... don't leave me, taxi.

Quick. Call the police.

Good morning, sir. Welcome, Some tea?

Here...

How's life Ghanshyam?

You? Here?

Call your wife tell her you've been kidnapped.

Two million - Cash. Got it?

But.

You borrowed money; you didn't return it on time.

Circuit, I'd said "point the gun"

Not shoot all over Mumbai. What if someone got hurt?

Why are you tense?

They're fake bullets... they just sting!

Hey, Flo jo...

At this range even a fake bullet can do the job! What?

Who are you people?

We're social workers, 'loan default prevention specialists'.

You owe him 2 million; pay up. Go home.

But Manilal, you know I paid your brother in time.

My brother swindled half the city and fled to Dubai.

I don't care what deal you guys had. - I want my money.

But it was you who asked me to pay him!!

I don't care! I want my money back.

Hang on... you paid back his brother?

Yes. Ask him. - What does he care?

Quiet?

Dude, you made a big mistake.

Ghanshyam, go home.

And you, call your wife. - But... why?

Hey, don't fuse my circuit or...

You'll be riding home in three different bags!

Tell your woman to send 1 million...

...because you've been kidnapped.

Why one million?!

Because you were dishonest.

My father's says, don't be dishonest...

...and don't tolerate dishonesty."

Now, call your wife.

Hey Circuit.

Grab him. - Yes brother.

Quiet!

Telegram for Murli Parasad Sharma! - Open it, quick!

When?

The evening train, brother. - Damn! We're screwed!

Aalam, call Banwari! Move it!

The boss's old man is coming, by the 5 o'clock train.

What?! - But he always comes in July?

Fool! He's not the monsoon. He can come whenever.

The boss's dad is coming! 5 o'clock!

C'mon, hurry up! Move it! We don't have time!

"Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..."

"Look, hold friends, the hands of the clock are running..."

"One story has ended and another has begun, uncle..."

"It is morning uncle, uncle..."

"It is morning uncle, uncle..."

"Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..."

"Look, hold friends, the hands of the clock are running..."

"Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..."

"How much has one saved, all are worried about that."

"Life is a bank, it counts every moment..."

"How much has one saved, all are worried about that."

Life is a bank, it counts every moment..."

"Look my love's saving has been saved, uncle..."

"It is morning uncle, uncle..."

"It is morning uncle, uncle..."

You're still a rookie, child.

Sorry... Forgive me... it was on the floor,

I was returning it... I'm not a pickpocket.

Bloody thief! Pickpocket! Let's beat him!

Pickpocket! Let's beat him!

See how they're beating the poor thing.

Hit the scoundrel! - Hey what are you doing? - Hit him! - Move! Move!

Make way! Leave him! Why are you beating him?

He stole from me, why are all of you getting excited?

I will beat this man. Come with me!

You don't know these ruffians, sir.

Let us at him, we'll teach him!

Well, should I? - No.

Do you know who they are?

These are the people of our country. Look at their faces.

They are so angry.

Someone's fought with his wife...

...another's son won't listen to him,

One's jealous of his neighbor's success.

And one has had it with his landlord's demands.

From the government's corruption to the...

...cricket team's defeat they're upset about everything.

But their anger is silent, Bottled up.

They'll pour it out on you.

Should I hand you over to them?

They'll definitely crack your skull!

No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake!

Can't see them brother. - Keep looking.

Alright everyone, he's learned his lesson.

Now you all go to work. Thank you for your help.

Son, it's simpler to live honestly. Understand?

Namaste. - Bless you.

Namaste. - Good... God bless.

What the hell are you doing here? - You know him?

He... no.

Porter!

You're hurt. Come, our son is a doctor.

Father has come! Father has come! - What? Father has come?

Let's go! Hurry, hurry.

Hey, you. Watch it! The ladder!

Hey... I'm hanging here. Put it back! Help!

What are you doing? Put it up slowly!

Oh God! I'm dead!

Wow! A new signboard?

Yes. Was put up right after we got the telegram...

This way ma'am. - Go ahead, read it.

Read it quickly, I want to meet my son.

Fine I'll read it.

Yes read 'Hari Prasad Sharma charitable hospital'

That's his name. Happy? Read your name? Let's go in.

Even my son ran away from the village,

But, unlike you, he worked hard and became a doctor.

Let's go.

It's what we feared - Lymphosarcoms of the intestines.

Doc, will I live?

Yes, because only Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma...

...knows the cure for this disease.

Really?

Father, you're here?

God bless you, son.

How are you ma? - Fine. How are you?

Me? Great!

Great? He works day and night, ignoring his own health.

That's my son! Selflessness is the sure way to heaven.

Thanks, father.

Oh, and look at this child. - He's bleeding.

The doctor will fix you up.

You...? A doctor?!

Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut - emergency - Fix it!

But...

Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna will deal with him.

You must be tired. Go rest.

Seeing you makes us less weary.

Shhh... Quiet!

What happened? - They're punching...

Stitching... him up. It's painful.

I've brought it! Here!

Who do I give it to?

1 million. Let my husband go, Please!

Shut up! Remember, brother's a doctor!

Sorry madam, if money could save lives...

Then the rich would never die.

Circuit, help the lady. - Huh!? Yes, doctor.

Madam... - But I... - Please come with me.

Don't worry. Everything will be fine. - He is her husband, father.

Her husband was so obese, the liposuction took a week!

Is this all of it? - Yes.

Chill sis! Go sit in the car. He'll be right out.

Soon...? - Don't you worry!

Goddamn rodent! Beat it!

You carry on, son.

Hey, didn't we meet the last time too?

Are you ok? - No it's...

I'm... I'm...

Heart attack?

Dr. Monty, take my parents Inside, quick.

Nurse, get me the chloroform.

What?

You over-acting piece of crap...

You know no other ailments always the same old chest pain!

Look at him, what a natural...

He's been acting for three years and...

...father's never recognized him.

Fool Get up, jerk! You're cured. Now get out!

What the hell is going on?

You can't understand. It's a long story! Scram!

Brother, if it hurts you so much...

...why don't you just tell your father the truth?

Tell him, in this city a don gets more...

...respect than any damn doc.

He'll die if he gets to know.

It's just seven days of drama, Circuit. Let it be.

Ma, remember when I saw a ghost near the cemetery?

And it was Chandu who was sleepwalking.

And father had raised his cane...

"Fool! Why did you go near the cemetery?"

I was so scared.

Scared? You were shaking!

And you hugged me... And I felt nothing could scare me.

You used to call it something...? - The Magic Hug!

The Magic Hug!

Get up. - What...?

Do as I say.

Come here.

Now tell me, what's bothering you?

Ma, if I wasn't a doctor...

What are you two up to?

Nothing father. Just nostalgia, about the village...

So come back. You are so famous in the village today.

"The naughtiest kid who became a big doctor in the city!"

He wasn't the naughtiest.

Ah, right. It was I who stole fruits...

...set fire to people's trousers... right?

Morning sir! - Morning... What's going on?

Oh, nothing. They're loony bins. How's the Doc?

He's fine. How much for a coconut?

Would I ever accept money from you?

Would you like one with water or a creamy one?

Neither... if it's for free.

Please don't do this! - Ok... I'm off!

Stop, sir! I was kidding. Please...

A coconut please.

Fifteen bucks for a creamy one and ten for water!

Excuse me, do I know you?

I don't know about that, but I certainly know you, Dr. Asthana.

Mr. Sharma! - Correct!

How are you Mr. Sharma? - You know each other?

Of course. When we finally got a hospital...

...he was the first doctor to come to the village.

He stayed for two years! - Yes, but you, here?

My son Munna has a hospital here.

Munna's hospital? - Yes.

I don't understand. - You don't need to.

Which coconut would you like? - Hold on.

Munna's a doctor?

Remember, I had told you my son would become a doctor someday?

You did sir... now should I cut a cream coconut?

Hang on.

Surprising... I live near by, and I don't know of this hospital.

Forget about it! What's that got to do with my coconuts? You...

Damn you and your coconuts. Stop it I say.

Sorry, sorry.

Let's go to my house. - Sure.

So, you say your son's hospital is close by?

But I know all the doctors around... - Bananas?

Get out. Get out now. Get out!

This standing around, laughing loudly... what is that?

Laughter Therapy.

If you're tense, or angry, you laugh loudly.

It lowers the blood pressure.

But how do you laugh when you are tense? - Practice!

Look at me. The angrier I get, the harder I laugh.

Please, sir.

Please get another cup. - Right away.

So where did Munna get his M.B.B. S degree from?

I don't know.

He was in high school when he ran away from home.

It was my fault. I was too strict.

I wanted him to be a doctor...

...but he kept flunking. - I remember.

I was so scared that he would become a criminal...

...but fifteen years later he called and said...

"Father, I've become a doctor."

I can't express the joy I felt.

Tea. Yes.

Mr. Sharma, good things happen to good people.

And how's your daughter Chinky? - Good.

What does she do now? - She's a doctor.

Is she married?

I'm still looking for a groom. She insists...

...on getting married only to a doctor, someone she knows.

She's right.

Well, there is a doctor Chinky's known as a child.

Co-incidentally, I have his photo right here.

What do you say?

Marriage! Not for me! It'll be a big problem.

Fine. Let's go Parvati. - Where?

To our village! No one there negates...

...their parents' wishes so mercilessly.

What is all this? Mom... - He's right.

My poor little heart had just one last wish...

...to play with my grandkids.

Looks like I'll die without that joy.

You're making a mountain out of a molehill.

Circuit, explain to them!

Sir, you see...

Brother is so busy 24...

...the wife wouldn't understand the pressure...

...of running a hospital.

Unless, of course, she was a doctor herself.

That's true. Only a doctor can Understand a doctor's pressure.

Exactly. Father. That is why I was saying that...

Why are you smiling like that?

Mom? You too?

We've found a lady doctor for you.

And you have an appointment with her tomorrow.

What doctor?!

Chinky.

Chinky! What kind of a name is that?

Hang on... That Chinky?!

Brother, how is Chinky to look at?

Like, really pretty?

Well, when we were kids, she was a fatso...

...with two oiled pigtails...

...and a perennial running nose.

We played together a lot.

I'd be the doctor, and she'd be the wife.

I'd go to the clinic, she'd stay home and cook.

Well then, marriage sounds like a good idea.

Use your head, Circuit!

In two days she'll see right through this doctor drama!

Just say, "Dude, I'm not a doctor. So bite me!!"

You talk like a doomful sometimes. Why should I ruin her life?

But Brother, something has to be done. - You're right...

Something must be done.

Chinky! Munna's phone call for you.

Munna.

Chinky. Go on, talk to him.

Go on, talk to him.

Dad, do you mind? - No, I don't mind.

Talk nicely with him. - OK dad.

I'll speak nicely, I'll marry him nicely...

...we'll have nice little children, and they'll call you grandpa.

Now, some privacy please?

Hello, Chinky?

Good morning, doctor. You're an early riser.

No. I haven't slept all night. - Why? Was there an emergency?

Damn straight! I'm up shit creek and sinking fast.

Why are you laughing? - You're talking funny.

It's how I speak.

Fine, let's your talk then...

Was sup?! Gimme the dope on your life.

The buzz is you're a doc now, dude...

I'm not a doctor. - Like I know.

Say what? - I've known you for ages.

You were a little ruffian, and You're still the same. What? Am I right?

I'm not a ruffian, babe! I'm a social worker.

I provide financial help, get it?

Munna! Do you talk like this to you patients as well?

Patients? I'm serious, Chinky, I'm not a doctor.

I don't have time to explain.

When I come over, you reject me. Say I'm ugly, anything.

And please, make sure my father doesn't find out...

...if he does, he'll die.

Chinky. Reject me, ok?

Hello...

Your mother has bought this for you.

You'll look regal in it.

Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting.

Chinky, I'm ready, you are late.

Lakshmi, get the sugar separately. Don't mix it in the tea, okay?

What happened?

Someone owes you money? - Money?

Want to kidnap someone? - What?

Want to have someone roughed up? - What nonsense!

Then why is this photo here?

This is Chinky's prospective bridegroom.

She's marrying that gangster. Munna?!

What happened?

Chinky, go to the hospital.

Hospital? But, isn't Munna coming? - I forget to tell you.

It's postponed till next week. - But dad...

You go. You carry on! I'll follow you there.

Hurry up, fast! I have some work here.

I'll catch up with you, ok? - Ok.

Good morning, sir. - Shut up, man! I look like a dork!

Now listen call me every 5 Minutes with an emergency.

If I'm not out in 20, get me out.

Chill, Brother. Chinky's on it, she'll reject you.

Hello, sir.

Let's go, son.

See? Laughter therapy.

Yes, he must be nervous.

Munna, where did you get your M.B.B. S degree?

Doctor's degree...

Err... Dongri medical college.

What is your specialization?

Hands? Feet? Bones? Or, just... the throat?

Hello. Is everything okay? No stress, no mess?

Right, put him on glucose, and call me...

...if there's an emergency, OK?

Right.

Do you feel proud too? - No, I'm just a humble man.

You're not proud?

Then you are ashamed, doctor?

Talk to me. Come on, answer me.

When you see pride and happiness on their faces...

...do you feel ashamed, 'Brother' Munna?

No answer... Looks like there is a problem.

Let's go, father. I'm not interested in Chinky.

You are not interested in her?! Who are you, what are you?

She's a doctor.

You know what a doctor is? Do you know a doctor's status!

Father, let's go!

Sir, please be forthright. What are you implying?

Sure, sir.

Your son is a mobster. He Kidnaps people for money.

People call him Munna-bhai(don).

If you knew this, then you are a bigger fraud than him...

...and if you didn't know, then you are...

...the biggest fool on Earth!

Enough!

That's it.

Munna... Is this true?

You are a doctor, yes?

Sir, I beg your forgiveness. I spoke too soon.

Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted, Hurry!

Out!

At least wear your turban. - How can I?

Munna has stripped us of our dignity.

But he's our son. Forgive him.

Enough, Parvati! It takes a lifetime to earn respect...

...and your son... Let's go.

He has never stepped out without his turban.

Why did you do this Munna?

I was afraid, Ma.

After years when I spoke to him...

...I thought he'd say, "How are you?"

Instead he asked, "What do you do in Mumbai?

I hope you aren't a no-good ruffian or crook."

I was scared, Ma.

Without thinking I said, "I am a doctor."

Stop him, Ma.

He won't stop.

Ma... give me a 'Magic Hug'...

Parvati, let's leave!

What did I tell Chinky? "I don't want to marry you."

"Just let's not upset my father." Right?

Correct.

You want to do something about it... - No.

She's a childhood buddy and a doctor too.

You know, only doctors are respected?

We don't deserve respect, only doctors do.

Bloody... Hey! Don't touch the signboard. Brother.

Brother. My father's name is on it. Hands off!

Brother. Calm down.

Brother Bastards! Don't you dare!

My old man cried.

He'd never cried, and I made him.

Brother, we all cried.

You know why?

Because I'm not a doctor.

I'm not a doctor. So everybody cried.

I've upset everyone.

Circuit, I'm going to be a doctor too.

Brother, let's talk About it tomorrow.

I knew you'd say that... that I'm sloshed...

I'll forget by tomorrow...

Brother, forget it. What's the point? - This point?

I will do marry with Chinky.

And that Dr. Asthana... You don't know what he said.

I was there, and I was silent.

I'll show him, I'll be a doctor.

Circuit, find out which is the best medical...

...college in Mumbai.

Hey cap!

Out of the way.

I'll ask this guy. Hey safari suits - What?

Whom does one see for admission? - Fill the form over here.

Who's the patient - No one.

Then who's to be admitted? - Brother.

What's wrong with him? - Nothing.

Then why admit him? - He wants to be a doctor.

Who? - Brother!

He's talking about me.

Yeah, right. And I want to become the health minister.

Bloody jerk off!

Enough of your crap. Now, whom do we meet?

You want to become doctor... Meet the Dean.

What's a 'dean'?

Err... The headmaster, like, a college principal.

He's in charge of admissions. - Where is he?

In the operation theatre, upstairs.

Who's the dean here? - How did you get in?

Are you the dean? - Rustom, get them out.

Ok sir, you please carry on. - Get out, now!

Look, I'll help you.

Let's step outside first.

Please come.

You want admission? What were your H.S. C scores?

Say what? - Twelfth class...

How much did you score?

How much do you need for admission?

At least ninety percent! - That's what I got.

Right. We'll have a certificate by tonight - No tension.

Ok, then you must sit for a pre-medical entrance exam.

If you pass, you're in.

But, who wants admission?

Is this exam necessary? - Of course it is compulsory.

You took it? - Obviously! And I topped.

Very good. Excellent. - Okay, bye.

Hey, what's your name? - Dr. Rustom Pavri.

Where do you live? - Dadar Parsi Colony!

Of course Don't you have to get back to the operation?

I've to prepare for my exam now, Please go.

Brother, my mum used to say, eat curd and sugar before an exam.

You'll get good marks. - This is wrong!

Dump the tension, dude. Dress him quickly, Rambo.

Hey, pops the black one. - No, I want the queen!

Hey Rusty, your dad's nuts about the queen.

This is wrong!

Dump the tension, dude. Your pop is with us.

Go and take the exam.

Go confidently, like brother Munna.

What if I'm caught out?

You're asking for it, stooge. - Oh my!

Brother, he's a duffer. - I'm telling you, we'll be caught.

Doc, get a move on. I don't like being late for an exam.

You saw his certificate - 98 percent in high school.

All you have to do is the entrance exam.

So quit your moaning.

Here's your id card. Put him in a taxi!

Please, no! - Move it!

Remember: You pass, or we kick arise.

"Moon uncle has gone to bed and uncle sun has woken up..."

"Who knows what the line of fate says..."

Your turn pops.

Play carom, drink juice - That's the good life!

"Who knows what the line of fate says..."

"Hide and seek with fate goes on..."

Pops why are you after the queen?

Because she is mine!

"It is morning uncle, uncle..."

Done, sir. - That was fast! Chanda mama so gay Suraj uncle"...

Papa.

Wow! Brother! Brother!

Brother, the results are out! You topped!

Have some sweets to celebrate. - Please have some...

Brother, what's wrong?

Hello, Nanavati hospital, I'm on my way!

Leelavati hospital, I'm off today!

JJ Hospital, hold your horses, man!

What's that? Breach Candy Hospital?

Hold on, hold on... I'm a busy man!

"M is for the Master Of Masters."

"B is for Bohemian Doctor."

"B is for Brilliant Actor."

"S is for..."

"S is for Slickest Character."

"I make the twisted straight."

"I make the simple great."

"I make you laugh if you are down. Or...

...turn your smile into a frown."

"My style, my smile."

"My style, my smile."

"Might make you heart crack, crack, crack!"

"Ooh! What's your name, dude?"

"Ooh! What's your name, dude?"

"My name...? Haven't you heard yet?"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"My degree's A1." "Tops!"

"Say what?"

"My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot."

"Love will be all around."

"Our hearts will beat and pound."

"We will be the world's envy."

"But we won't care, because, you see.

"This dream, our dream..."

"This dream, our dream..."

"...won't break, break, break!"

"Oh! What's your name, dude?"

"Oh! What's your name, dude?"

"My name? You haven't heard it yet!?"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Hey, move this stuff, man! Move it, make it quick, man!"

"Ten or twenty bypasses a day - No tension!"

"Too easy, bro!"

"I'll forget eat and drink - No tension."

"In dollars will be my pay."

"The wallet will sing everyday."

"I'll dance and make the others too."

"They'll do the disco in a pink tutu."

"We will find our Eden, and hey."

"A new song it'll be everyday."

"To cool bare, in new cars."

"We will make our merry way."

"The girls. Oh with their lovely curls."

"Girls are sparklers, will be welcome."

"For a free heart check, check, check!"

"Hey! What's you name, dude?"

"Hey! What's you name, dude?"

"My name? You haven't heard it yet!?"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

"Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

Brother, eat your meals on time. - And write to us.

Is this a bride's send-off?! - But... we'll miss you.

Handle these loonies, Circuit. - Carry on, Brother.

Move it 'Drama Company'... March!

Hey, what's wrong with him?

Attempted suicide, he ate poison.

Then why is he lying here, take him inside!

His mom has still to fill the form.

Please hurry!

Doc... He's dying. Do something.

Sorry. Take him to Casualty. I'm off duty.

'Off duty'? He's dying in front of you...

...what the hell is 'off duty'!

For an 'attempted suicide' case...

...a police form must be filled first.

What if I 'attempted murder' you...

...will the hospital save you or fill a form first, huh?!

Careful.

Doctor Over here.

Here Please wait here.

Varun! Aunty!

Is he your boy? - Yes.

Dump this tension. They'll get all the junk...

...out of him in no time.

Who are you, dear boy?

Murli Prasad Sharma. First year. Entrance exam topper.

I got to run to class. If the doc bugs you, call me.

Keep working on him, Doc!

Hello, Madam... - What?

Where is the first year classroom?

Why? - What 'why'?

Why are you looking for the classroom?

Because I'm late. - For what?

The class. Today is my first day.

But what will you do in the classroom?

I'm a student.

Student?

Entrance exam topper... Where's the class?

Hello! Where's the class? - You're a student?

I'll tell you what... What's your name?

Dr. Suman.

Dump the tension, I'll find the classroom myself.

Where's the first-year class? - Straight, then left...

Good morning, sir.

What's up?

Good morning, everybody.

Welcome to Imperial Institute of Medical Studies.

And I am J. Dr. Asthana. The dean of this college.

Please sit down.

I would like to tell you...

The country's best doctors have studied in this very hall.

They sat on these very benches.

Just like you are sitting.

Circuit, you had to select this college, didn't you!

You should be proud that you are to be...

...a part of the 125 year old institution.

He's right here, yapping about something.

This institute has a history of producing good doctors.

No, great doctors.

Which one of you wants to be a good doctor?

Yes, you.

Do you think you'll be a good doctor? - Yes, sir.

Can you hear me? - Yes, sir. - Good.

Why, what's so special about you?

Sir, I love people.

I believe I can feel the patients suffering.

I want to treat them as friends, not just as patients.

We are not here to make friends.

In my 25-year career I haven't befriended a single patient.

I have not felt their pain, just cured it.

And I've done well.

I do not love my patients.

Confused?

Let me explain.

See this hand... Rock steady.

It's done thousands of operations, but it never shook.

But if I were to operate on my daughter, it will shake for sure.

Why? Because I love my daughter.

Friendship, empathy, attachment...

...these are weaknesses for a doctor.

For the next five years you'll be taught...

...that a patient is just a sick body, nothing else.

I'd like to wish you the best of luck.

Any questions? - Yes, sir. - Yes?

If someone is dying outside the Casualty Ward...

...is it necessary to fill a form?

Your classes start tomorrow at 8.00 AM. Thank you very much.

Sharma Murliprasad Hariprasad 98.33 percent?

How? I don't know how.

How would I know, sir? - Yeah, how would you know?

I don't get it! How did he get so far?

Dad, it's Ok. Why do you get so excited?

I am not excited! Do you know who he is?

A thug! The don of our area! Brother!

One minute...

He hasn't seen you, has he? - He has.

Did he recognize you?

Of course not. He's never seen me before. - Thank God.

He should never know that you're my daughter. Understand?

Come here. - Yes, sir?

Nobody should know that Suman is my daughter!

She is my daughter. You got to be careful. Understand?

Don't worry, sir. - Don't panic. - Calm down.

Take a deep breath. Calm down.

Brother, why do you want to live in the hostel?

Excuse me bro, where is no. 12? - Right here.

What the...! This room ends before it begins.

Do you know why God sent me to this particular college?

God certainly didn't tell me.

God said, "Go settle the score with the man who...

...made your father cry."

Right said, Brother.

You've discussed it with God, then it's settled.

Fell as, move the stuff in.

Brother, I say we move this wall and take over the next room.

We'll get more space here. Keep the TV on the table.

Brother, let's break this wall too, we'll move the neighbour...

...and build you a nice big bathroom, Jacuzzi.

Here... Keep the bags down.

You, buzzy-bee, move your bag.

The air conditioner goes there. It has to be put on the window. What?

Refrigerator, here. - Excuse me.

Brother, watch how I jazz up this room.

Excuse me. Will you stay here as well?

Yes, I'll sleep in the fridge. Shut up!

Dump the tension, Circuit.

You, buzzy-bee, come here.

What's your name? - Nagaragan Swami.

Look Swami, relax! Grab a cold drink, watch TV, and enjoy.

What is mine is yours... except for my underwear!

Excuse me. What is the procedure to change the room?

First year? - Yes.

Strip, then I'll tell you. - Look, ragging is not allowed!

Of course it's allowed. Who said it isn't? Walk this way...

Shake it, baby!

Come on!

Come on doctors! Introduce yourselves.

I am Dr. P. D. Ashok.

Come on! Move!

Dr. Mahesh Kriplani. - My pant! My pant!

Do you call this ragging?

Dr. Anil Dawda. - This is fun man!

Dr. Virendra Polge. One minute. I want to do this too. Look.

Look.

Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma.

What else do I do? - Enough! The ragging is over.

Hey dispensary! What is this act?

When brother has said ragging must go on, it must.

Are you crazy? Come on.

You rag them.

Don't worry. I'm there.

This movement is called the hyperextension and...

...this is called the flex.

Now a combination of these movements...

Now the eight bones in the wrist are...

Have some chickpeas...

...they're good for your bones. Lots of calcium.

Please. Let me study, I came second in the entrance exams.

How do you think I got the first place?

By eating chickpeas. Have some.

Am I clear? So far any questions?

Yes, Mr. Sharma.

I asked a question yesterday, you haven't answered yet.

Please sit down. - C'mon dude!

One minute?

How can a dying man be expected to fill a form!

And if he dies while filling it, who's responsible?

Please get out! - Say what!

Get out! - Why 'get out'?

I topped, and I paid the fees, I am not going nowhere!

Alright. Fine.

If this man doesn't leave at once...

...then there will be no more lectures on Anatomy this year.

Go! Go!

Fine. Fine! I'll leave.

You teach them. Why should anyone else lose out?

Hey, Swami... pay attention, and teach me later.

Give me grams. - Yes.

Dump the tension, dude. Have the chickpeas.

No? Cool, more for me.

Sir!

What is the procedure to change the room, please?

You please sit down!

Circuit, man, I really twisted the dean's knickers today.

He got pissed off and asked me to get out!

I said, "Why get out? I've paid my fees." He was about to cry!

Why are you making a racket? - Why shouldn't I?

It's my father-in-law's college; I'll get it as dowry.

Why aren't you in class?

My dear father-in-law, "J dot Asthana", threw me out.

He's pissed-off, because I topped.

What nonsense! You must have done something!

I just asked a simple question, he told me to beat it.

Both father and daughter are the same, you speak politely, and...

What did she do?

I made a small request that she keep quiet.

But she's like her father.

She busted me in front of my parents.

Hang on, what's your name?

Dr. Suman... dump the tension.

It's a long story, some other time. Gotta go now.

Like I was saying, the baldy was flustered.

This is the beginning. You just wait and watch what I do.

First, starting from the neck, make an incision down the centre.

The upper layer of the skin is called epidermis.

And the lower layers is called... - Hypodermis.

Very good. Now you pull the skin.

It stinks.

Make an incision on the muscle...

...and you enter the abdominal cavity.

Out of the way! I can't see.

Why don't you get a body of your own?

Pay attention. Before we proceed any further...

...I want you to observe carefully...

...and make a note of all the organs in the abdominal cavity.

Who Dad? - Your pop.

Brother! How are you? - I need a body.

Whose body? - Like, for dissection.

Brother, where do I find such a body?

How would I know? Just find one.

Dump the tension, brother. You concentrate on your studies.

I'll organize the body.

Brother! I found a body.

Will an imported one do? - Yeah. Just get it quick.

10 minutes, brother.

Butkya, get a sack. - Right away.

You, chilli chicken, wanna click an ambulance...

...It's a 5-star model.

No, I want real India. Poor, hungry people.

Poor, hungry people. They are inside the ambulance.

Bloody hakka noodle, come in from abroad...

...and only see naked, hungry people. You don't see Taj Mahal?

No, hungry and poor men.

Will this bag do, brother?

You! - Brother!

Will I fold him and then fit him in this? How tall are you?

What? - How long? - 5'6.

Get a 6-feet bag. You, come with me.

You don't want to see Taj Mahal? I'll show you hungry Indian.

Very nice. Get in, son of a...

Move! Move! Hey move aside! Move!

Brother, check it out, we've got the body.

Keep it here, keep it here. Remove the cover. He's very heavy.

Absolutely fresh.

Where did you find him?

He was standing right Outside the house.

Hey! - What?

It's a ghost! - You?

Here, put him in the sack.

What was I to do?

There are 50 students to a body, you can't see diddly-squat!

All I've seen in four days is the fingers.

I don't know what's happening at the feet.

I want to be a complete doctor, not a finger specialist...

...who doesn't know what's up with the knees.

And he said, "get your own body."

He wants a body to himself, so give it to him.

He wishes to learn. What's wrong with that?

Good. - Thank you. - Very good.

Scalable. Good! Come. - Please.

Now, please show me... heart, kidneys, lungs, intestines. Come.

It's not a dagger. Hold it like a pen.

Take your time.

Admit him, and let him know that I filled in his form.

He's conscious.

Brother, what happened to you?

Nothing. I didn't eat last night...

...woke up early for the dean's lecture.

And I forgot to have breakfast.

And there was water on the marble floor.

Nobody cleans up around here. It's very dangerous, Ms Suman.

It happens. Rest.

How are you now? - I'm fine, ma'am. How's are hero?

I don't know. This is his second attempt at suicide.

And he won't talk to anyone.

Dump the tension, ma'am. Where is he?

Your mom is crying in front of you, aren't you ashamed?

Don't scold him. - Why not!

You wanna die? Then do it right, finish it.

Sleeping pills are a half measure.

Take a knife to your throat and slit it.

Till then, don't pity yourself. - I don't pity myself!

Murli, lie down. - Hang on, Ms. Suman.

Kids of today don't have an ounce of courage.

And you've spoilt him, ma'am, hanging on every teardrop of his.

He has to toughen up. - Please be quite.

You don't know what I've been through! - What?

Failed your exams? Got dumped by a girl?

Strapped for cash?

A girl! Got dumped, right?

Hey, Circuit, who'd marry such a cry baby?

Was out to kill himself over a six month romance.

Your mom's loved you for years; can't you stay alive for her?

Shut up! What do you know about love?

True.

"What does a goon like me know about love?"

"Loaf around to kill time."

"Eat and drink, five to nine! I'm fine!"

"So why fall in love? Why?"

"But then one day, Hema walked my way."

"My head was in a strange condition."

"My head revved without ignition."

"Dude, what a face! And what do you call it..."

"Yeah - Tresses! What tresses!"

"She moved like the wind..."

"...traffic stopped if her eyes just blinked."

"I thought I'd found my home, said"

"Dude, I found my love, my church in Rome!"

"All day I'd stand underneath her window."

"No fights, no brawls."

"No squabbles with Aziz, no scraps with Usman."

"I was numb!"

"She was the one..."

"...you didn't whistle..."

"...at the one, our eyes met..."

"...you didn't wink at."

"My buddies looked like they'd been bombed."

"Said,"Dude, please don't tell us you've reformed."

"Then one day Kallan saw her and said."

"Woah! Look! She's a perfect eleven!"

"I lost my head..."

"...and said..."

"Come here punk, I'll show you heaven."

"He got washed, rinsed and dry cleaned that day."

"Still runs away like I'm a bad omen, his doomsday!"

"Then what happened to Hema?"

"Then one day, she looked at me and smiled."

"I thought,"Dude, she smiled, my case is filed."

"Thought she liked me too."

"But she met someone else and said, 'I do'

"She was married, it was undisputed."

"While I just stood there, stricken and rooted"

"That night I drank till 2 am."

"That night I drank till 2 am."

"Damn, I had but one dream, one prayer."

"But I swear I didn't shed a single tear."

"Why cry? It was a stupid high!"

"Next day it was back to life back to reality."

"Loaf around to kill time; eating, smoking, drinking wine!"

"Clashed with Aziz again, nearly killed him too."

"They said forget her, but 'no can do'.

"My dreams were shattered, my heart was too."

"Yes it hurt... nut that's life, dude!"

"My dreams were shattered, my heart was too."

"Yes it hurt... nut that's life, dude!"

Then... then what happened?

"What could happen? Next day..."

"Ashwariya walked my way."

"My head was in a strange condition."

"My heart revved without ignition."

"Dude, what a face!!"

"And oh, what eyes!"

"Hey Munna, did the traffic in your heart just sigh?!"

He has smiled after so many days. I think he'll be fine. Thank you.

It was nothing. Don't mention it.

Murli, why do you bug everyone?

It seems you're here to irritate people, and not to study.

Not everyone, just Asthana.

He and his daughter... Never mind.

Chinky is innocent, she didn't even know.

You know Chinky? - Of course! She's a good friend.

It wasn't her fault.

The maid told her father what could she do?

No wonder! I kept thinking how a childhood buddy could tell on me.

Ms. Suman, tell me, like... How does she look?

Why?

As a kid she was a big fatso! Now?

Absolutely not! I've seen her old picture.

She wasn't that fat. - You're kidding me!

She once climbed a tree. The branch broke!

How is she now? I mean, how does she look?

Not too bad.

As good as you?

Better than me.

Woah! Ms Suman. You have to make her meet me.

Dr. Asthana will kill her - That son of a...

Sorry. We'll meet secretly. You

please help.

Why? - Say what? - Why should I?

Fine. But only if you promise not bug any of the professors.

Deal!

I'll think about it.

Now observe closely. Such interesting cases are rare.

The subject has been in this condition for 12 years.

He can't speak, hear, understand, or feel anything.

His senses are all dead. He's a vegetable.

Now see, if you observe closely...

...when I shine a light into the eyes.

The pupils contract, but the subject doesn't blink.

Yo, boss! Hello! Turn off the torch.

Why? - That must cause him discomfort.

Out of the question! The subject can't feel anything.

Say what? - Subject? Doesn't he have a name?

His name is Anand Banerjee.

And he's many years your senior, talk respectfully about him.

Why are you getting emotional?

I told you he can't hear a thing.

Relax! Sit down. Munna sit down

In your medical careers, you'll face this questions many times.

Tell me, is it right to keep a vegetable alive...

...by using medicine.

Especially in a country where there's shortage of hospitals.

The subject has been occupying a bed for the last 12 years.

Screw you!

You're concerned about the bed!

How do you know he won't wake up?

I'm a doctor. - But not God.

Did you get inside his head? I should thwack you in the head.

Munna Leave the class!

Say what you want. Let's go Mr. Anand.

What are you doing? Where are you taking him?

Brother Anand, don't mind.

These docs read a couple of books and think they are God.

If anyone gives tension, let me know.

12 years you have been here, that's a lot of time.

You must be bored! Hey doc, gimme the headphones.

Brother Anand, listen; it's your heart! What a solid beat.

Listen.

You are hundred percent alive.

If any one disagrees make them hear your heart's voice, Ok?

Yo, Circuit... - All right, here.

Hey, quit imitating a bedspread and bring the bed out.

And sir, he just took the subject out the class.

And you did nothing? - Should I have wrestled with him?

Sir, he nearly strangled me. I could have died.

And that ugly street language in the classroom, yo dude, like.

I just can't get this shit into my head, man. - What is this?

Is this some bloody country bar?

Do you know by what name he calls us? "Doofus" !

Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it!

Sir, we all want you to rusticate him.

One second. We can't do that. - Why?

On what pretext do we throw him out? Because he asks questions?

Or because he doesn't speak too politely?

He topped the pre-medical entrance exams.

We need a very strong reason to rusticate him.

Yo, mop-boy, scoot. Hey, 'safari-suit', make way!

Enjoying your stroll? Get to work!

Sit, sit, sit!

There's only one way out as I see it.

Rustom, you will set this terms question paper.

You'll set the toughest paper in the history of this institution.

Sure, sir. - He'll fail, and the next day...

...we'll hand him his leaving certificate. And he's out!

Brilliant!

Munna's brought a bed, dude! - What?

Come on what are you waiting for?

You mind your language! "Brought a bed, dude?"

He's brought a bed, sir!

Brother Anand, dump the tension.

Any problems, tell brother about it.

Brother, your father-in-law!

May I ask what's going on here? - No!

Ok... Ok. Ask...

What the hell are you up to now? - Doc Doofus here said that...

...brother Anand's bed could be better utilized...

...for another patient. So we've vacated it.

We have no need for this bed.

It's not for you to sleep on, doofus.

Brother Anand, this is your personal bed.

Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you.

Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy.

I want this bed removed right now!

Careful! He hasn't shaved in 12 years.

Brother Anand, let's get you clicked and then out in the sun.

Get some, Vitamin D!

Tonda's going around saying that Munna's out, call me for work.

I can't study and work.

There's so much stuff in the body to know about?

To begin with, there are 206 types of bones!

Never thought of that while breaking them, did we?

Why aren't you in class?

Because everyone keeps throwing me out.

All the doctors are angry with you.

You've got to pay more attention to your studies...

Brother...

Hello... I'm talking to you.

Murli.

Brother Anand, you look like a rock star!

The nurses are going to fight over you now.

Hey come here, come here. See how handsome Anand is looking.

Let's go for a spin, brother.

Hey Circuit, give me a hand will you? - Yes.

That face behind a beard... heresy!

Murli, stop!

What is this Murli? You please concentrate on your studies.

Look if you don't do well, they are going to throw you out.

Ok look, if you study, and pass the exam...

I'll arrange a meeting between you and Chinky.

No problem. I'll pass!

Pops... How are you? - Come in. Carom.

Play carom, drink juice... That's good life, pops.

It's really difficult paper man!

Alimentary canal... Alimentary canal... Got that? Ok.

The answer to question number four is...

Spinal cord atrophy induces...

What...?

Spinal cord atrophy... Hey keep it down!

Will you please... Silence! I can't concentrate man... Please.

Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-I, cord, c-o-r-d...

Done. Was really tough! - Best of luck.

This guy is a genius. If such guys become doctors...

Then patients will only hear...

"Dude lie down, You are screwed!"

Rustom I want to know how he topped.

How would I know sir? - Yeah, how would I know?

Sir you had called Murli Prasad Sharma. - Send him in. - Come in.

So Mr. Sharma, you have topped again.

Dude, your professors sure know their job.

May I ask you what you wish to prove here?

Ask away dude! - Who do you think you are?

Do you think I don't know that you have cheated?

I don't know how, but I will find out, Mister

You think I have cheated? Let me declare that I have.

And I will do it again. Do what you can!

Shut up! No one has ever spoken to me like this!

There's always a first time dude!

You, you, you, you...

Do you know I can throw you out of this college?

Have you forgotten how I threw your father out?

How can I forget that? My father cried in front of me and left.

Now it's your turn.

You are going to get screwed in your own college.

Not only will I become a doctor, I'll also marry your daughter.

That's my challenge.

Do your worst.

I will screw him.

What am I saying?!?!?!

Ms. Suman I topped again! - Murli, I am busy.

Dump the tension. I'll wait.

Get these tests done. - Thank you doctor.

Murli, you're... - But I topped Ms. Suman!

I know. Congratulations.

Please ask Chinky to meet me now. - She won't meet you.

Hey you're breaking your promise. - She's scared, Munna.

She would meet you but Dr. Asthana is livid right now.

Dude he's like the incredible Sulk.

Why doesn't someone just give him a Magic Hug?

Hug? - An honest hug is magical.

My mom calls it the Magic Hug. It is an anti-tension drug.

Hey, can't you see it's wet there.

I sweep this place 25 times a day. Am I a machine?

I keep cleaning, people keep walking

I'll die sweeping.

All will go from here. They can't go from somewhere else.

Hey, watch it...

Sorry! - What sorry?

You'll merely walk off but I'll get yelled at.

Like I have been yelled at... for 30 years.

What's your name?

You want to complain now? The name is Maqsood...

I don't want to complain. I want to thank you.

Really...

You're an awesome worker brother Maqsood.

Everyone thanks doctors for making them well.

No one thanks you for picking their rubbish.

I just want to say thanks.

Thank you.

You're gonna make me cry. Enough.

Sorry! - Forget it. I'll take care of it.

Tell Chinky that she should give her dad a Magic Hug.

I swear that he will melt like butter.

Suman, I'm telling the truth.

I've decided - I'm calling Dubai!

Dubai! Why?

Brother Abbas can make Munna disappear in thin air.

Dad what are you saying? Who is this Abbas guy?

He came to get his hernia operated from me.

You know what he said to me?

He said "Brother Asthana, I owe you a hernia...

...if you ever need help just think of me."

These are men of honour.

No dad! You're not cut out for this stuff.

Yeah! I know...

Hello! - Hello Chinky, Munna here.

Did Dr. Suman talk to you?

I had sent a message through your friend Dr. Suman.

She's my buddy too.

What message? - To give your dad a Magic Hug!

Is the doofus feeling better?

Doofus!! He called me a doofus!!

What's going on Munna? - I topped again.

It's turned into a habit. - So, what do you want?

You told Ms. Suman if I do well you'd meet me... Right?

No, I can't meet you.

Hey Chinky, it's wrong to break a promise.

Ok, fine. Tomorrow. Club Kino. Ten o'clock. Ok?

My own daughter meets him. I'll kill him.

I promise you wont hear Munna's name after this.

Brother, how will you recognize her?

I will, I've known her as a child!

Munna!

Brother... Found her! - Where?

Up there. In mid air!

Munna my baby, so sweet.

Don't you recognize me... your childhood buddy, Chinky?

It's she! Hello Ma'am, I'm Circuit.

Circuit! As in, like, fused Circuit?

Oh my God! - Hey Chinky, how are you doing?

Andy, Hi...

Hey, that's our number. We got to hit the floor.

That bastard! Should I nail that chimpanzee? - No, dude.

Come on let's go. - What, me too?

Who was that guy? - Andy, my boy friend.

A boyfriend... that's freaky!

Why? Don't you have a girlfriend?

Oh so sweet darling. Life is very short.

So we have to have fun. Are you free on Saturday?

Andy is going to New York, so let's meet up.

Meaning? - Meaning...

You and me, alone!

Chinky, you've changed a lot, babe!

Oh God! You had to see his face. It was so funny.

"Chinky, you've changed a lot, babe!"

So you rocked, huh? - Don't know about 'rocked'...

But he was shocked for sure!

Dad! - I'm sorry. I had to hear it.

What did he say? Boyfriend...

"A boyfriend... that's freaky!!"

I was so worried. But you did a fantastic job. Well done!

Are you ok now dad? - Ok? I am very happy.

But, "A boyfriend... that's freaky!!"

Ok, enough. Poor guy! - It's bad to make a mockery of someone.

But... - "A boyfriend... that's freaky!"

She was so sweet as a kid... It's just ruined my memories.

Time changes everything, Murli. - But how much?

She was morphing into the guys when she danced.

And her dress? It was so indecent.

Now look at you. You're a doctor. So decent.

One respects you.

She is the way she is. You should just forget her.

And while you're at it, forget about Dr. Asthana as well.

This war is futile. - You're so sensible.

You know, I always thought she'd be like you.

Even if she weren't as pretty as you I'd dump the tension.

But your peaceful style, and your friendly smile...

But she? - But Murli, I'm not Chinky.

Why? Why aren't you Chinky?

I always thought she'd be like you...

...and now I can't get your image off my mind.

Your smile, your eyes...

What? - What?

What did you say?

What did you hear?

Murli, didn't you just say something? - No!

I thought I heard something.

I swear she heard me brother Anand.

I didn't even move my lips...

...and she knew what I was thinking.

Is that possible, brother?

You know, this happens in love.

Circuit also says if feelings are strong...

...you can talk long distance clearly without a phone.

So give me a signal brother, what do you think?

Do you think, I'm falling for her?

Correct, I think so too.

Hey! Brother, Hey, Doctor!

Come quick. Brother Anand spoke to me.

He heard me and blinked at me as well.

Do it again, brother, come on.

Mr. Sharma, he's never even twitched in twelve years. - Shut up!

Brother, I know you're listening to me.

Please try.

Give me a sign.

Show them they're wrong.

OK everyone, let's get back to work. You wait for your signal. Come.

Murli, what now?

Ms. Suman, do you think I'd joke about this?

I swear he blinked.

Murli, even though your voice reaches his ears...

...it doesn't reach his brain.

So what if it doesn't reach his brain.

It goes straight to the heart.

Whether you believe it or not.

I say if there is a strong connection between two people...

...then it's the heart that listens.

You're too much.

Ms. Suman, can you hear me?

Mike testing, 1, 2, 3...

Ms. Suman, I think I've fallen in love with you.

Hello. - Good morning dad.

Oh, I met Dr. Desai's son, yesterday.

He is also a doctor. Neurosurgeon.

Very good looking fellow.

I think you should meet him once.

Brother Munna! - Munna?

Yes. He's got flowers for you.

You get up. I'll handle this. You go. OK.

Hey Dean. Open the door! - Yeah, yeah... calm down.

Yes? - For you.

For me?

Look, I want to apologize to you... genuinely.

Come in. No, Chinky's inside right?

Let's sit in the in garden for two minutes.

Why not? Sure. Come.

Look dude, I've created a lot of tension for you.

Today I just want to say sorry.

No Munna. The fault was mine. So what you are not a doctor.

You are a gem! I know you want to meet Chinky.

Hang on... Chinky. - No, don't, I've met her.

Really? You rascal! So?

To tell you the truth she's too wild.

I know she's a motherless child...

But you ought to control her a bit.

You are right.

But once you two are married...

She will realize her responsibilities, right?

Sorry boss.

I can't run a bulldozer through my life...

Just because I want to bulldoze yours.

To marry, it's important to be in love, right? - That's true.

Dude, I have found true love with someone.

How sweet.

I hope it doesn't break poor Chinky's heart.

Why don't you tell her? Chinky!

Tell her later, please!

Ok. Poor Chinky!

But I'm really happy for you Munna.

Go son, find your path, the path of love. Be happy!

I misunderstood you. You are quite cool, dude! - Cool!

May I who this fortunate girl is?

Ask, dude! - You are blushing. How sweet.

You're shy! Who is she?

Dude, you can't tell a soul.

It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her.

So happy! - I knew you'd be happy.

You're cool, man. I gotta run now.

Ms. Suman, what happened?

Exactly what did you tell dad? - Whose dad?

Chinky's dad, Dr Asthana.

Damn! He just can't keep his trap shut.

Like you. Why did you say those things to him?

Correct. Instead of Chinky's old man...

I should have to your old man...

...I mean... your father. - No! You should have to me first.

Correct. If I love you...

I should first speak to you, right?

It... just happened...

So? - So what?

So, how do you feel about me?

I don't feel anything. I mean, I like you.

I know you can make any woman really happy!

You are woman I want to make happy.

Ms. Suman, when you smile...

Life is beautiful.

I want to see you smiling forever.

So? - So what?

Please marry me. - Murli!!

I just want a straight answer.

If you don't want to marry me, I will leave.

Hello doctor. - Hello Zaheer. Murli please leave.

Ms. Suman are you certain you don't feel a thing for me?

I'm with a patient now. - Take your time.

I'm not leaving without an answer.

Dude is there a problem if I wait here? It's important.

Did you get all the tests done? - Yes doctor.

Just give me two minutes. Sit. - What's up? I'm a doctor too.

I had a stomachache for sometime

A couple days back I vomited and there some blood.

Thought I'd get some tests done. - Clear case of food poisoning!

Did you eat out? - I eat out everyday.

Why? Where is your you family? - In Nagpur.

Married? You don't need a doc, you need a wife...

...who'll feed you, keep your clothes clean.

Hey, this shirt's had it!

Zaheer, can anyone from your family come here?

Why doctor? What does the report say?

You should have come here a couple of months back.

Look, Zaheer... sit.

Zaheer you need to be brave.

I suspect you have stomach cancer.

Get admitted right now.

But I have an important meeting at two.

Ok, so come tomorrow morning.

Why did you I should've come a few months back?

Is it too late? - No... No...

We'll start the treatment tomorrow.

Then why did you say that?

How much time do I have?

Please tell me the truth.

I have many responsibilities.

Look Zaheer, finish your meeting

And finish all your work by evening.

All my work? In half a day?

Get settled? Buy a flat?

In half a day?

My mother's pilgrimage, sister's wedding?

In half a day?

Zaheer, God willing, you'll be fine.

God's will is fairly obvious

I've given half a day to live.

Zaheer... - Why me?

Tell me doctor

I never drank or smoked. I've never been with a woman...

...then why me?

All my friends go to strip bars, smoke, drink themselves silly...

Even I felt like doing it.

But I always buried my desires...

...to fulfill my responsibilities first.

Thought I'd have a long life...

...there will be time for this...

How much does he have? - Very little.

You should have huuged him. - Murli!

He needed it bad, dude. - It doesn't work like this!

Dump the tension, brother. You'll be fine.

Let go... let go of me!

Dump the tension! It'll be the fine! - Stop harassing me!

Stop harassing me!

Didn't I say I'm coming tomorrow?

Let me be!

Circuit... Where do the people go when they die?

Depends on who it was.

Did you ever feel you were gonna die?

Do you know that freak, Shakeel? - Yeah?

Once ran with a sword after me I thought I'm gonna go that day!

No, stupid.

Have ever been in a situation...

...where you knew you were gonna die...

...and were helpless. Waited for it.

Saw the calendar, the clock, like a time bomb.

Your life, your dreams suddenly come face to face with the end!

Brother my mom used to say we become stars when we die.

Look - My dad.

Bugger used to beat me a lot.

That's my uncle he was a cool guy!

Hey where's mom?

Bombay's getting damn too polluted, man!

Circuit, get my stuff back my from the hostel.

Why? - Enough of this drama, man!

I want to get back to work. - Why are you saying this, brother?

Look, I had gone there for Chinky.

You saw Chinky, right?

And Dr. Suman is also not interested.

So why become a doctor?

I know you too well. Something's the matter.

For the first time in fifteen years, someone slapped me today.

Son of a... give me his name, brother.

I'll cut him up right here. - Zaheer.

Hey, aunty! - What?

Who's Zaheer? - He... Hey!

Who are you? - Quite! Get inside!

Move!

Are you Zaheer? - Yes...

You slapped brother? - Who are you?

You've got guts, dude!

Brother's sent these shirts for you.

And hey, mark my words - when you have less time...

You gotta live twice as much!

Brother told me you haven't even touched a babe!

Hang on...

"Set the mood, and get ready, to enjoy a lifetime in one moment"

"what's gone up in the past..."

..."greet what's to come with a smile."

"Set the mood, there's but one cure."

"Live with your every pore, life can short, so make it grand!"

"Look, see through my eyes"

"Learn to live completely"

"Seize, for life is too short"

"know this, your life will pass by"

"So learn to live before you die!"

"Look, see through my eyes"

"Grab happiness's arm"

"And wrench the pain away"

"Hey don't grieve over sadness"

"Stop dying and asking why"

"And learn to live before you die"

"Look, see through my eyes"

"Learn, to live completely"

"Seize, for life is too short"

"Know this, your life will pass by"

"So learn to live before you die..."

"Fool, it's not about whether you live long"

"It's whether you live it up"

"Sing, to beat of your heart"

"Life is an ice cold song they say"7

"It's lilting but it's melting away"

"Whether you laugh or whether you cry"

"So learn to live before you die!"

Baldy's here!

And he's all worked - up.

Brother Zaheer, he'll finish the rest of the dance for you.

Let's go... Rina... come on!

Matron! Who brought the girl here?

Matron!

You!... who brought her here?

Oh, I see.

You're on that goon's side.

Shame on you!

I couldn't do anything earlier. I had to tolerate everything.

And now that I have a chance you're on his side.

No one will be spared.

You, you, you, watch out - See what I do.

Now you watch it.

Excuse them, sir, please.

It was done for me.

Consider it my last wish.

He's amazing - a cabaret! You should have seen the dean's face!

And what about Zaheer face?

He was smiling!

You're telling me? Who was the first one he hugged?

Who? - Me!

I think I have a cold.

Hey buddy, me a Magic Hug will you!

Magic Hug!!

And me? - Shut up Swami.

Poor baby... here's yours!

Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there. - The fridge goes last.

And pick up the bottles.

Our chat was incomplete.

Look, you don't have any feelings for me.

So what's the point - Facts aren't going to change.

Will you do one last thing? - What?

I feel strange saying this...

...Strange is my middle name... go on.

Who was the girl who came to ward last night?

Sorry. Can't tell you anything.

She came here because of us and that baldy insulted her too.

Zaheer wants to meet her. He's very happy.

He's even worn your yellow shirt; he' looking very cute.

Thanks.

This hospital needs you.

If my request makes a difference then please don't go yet.

It's all in, brother. - Put it back in the hostel.

Again?

Didn't brother just say that... Didn't he! Take it out!

Mr. Murli. The dean... come quick!

Don't protect him, Matron, this is wrong.

I know who was responsible for last night.

You have ten minutes...

...to either write a complaint against Murli Prasad...

...or to write your resignation letter.

Dude, I thought we understood each other now.

What's the problem?

You are the problem Mr. Sharma.

We need discipline in the college, not cabaret.

Why are you still weeping over discipline, dude?

Zaheer was dying. I just wanted to make him smile a bit

Let these guys go, dude. End it!

Exactly! End it! And now that you've accepted it...

Congratulations, here's your rustication letter.

I want you out by tomorrow.

Your luck's ran out buddy. I was about to split...

...when someone held my hand asked me to stay.

Do your worst. Now I' m here to stay!

If you don't leave then the police will escort you out.

Police! They couldn't keep me in, how will they pull out me out?

You will go, Mr. Sharma.

See, if the cops kick me out the front door...

...I'll return through the back door. But I will not go.

Dump the tension dude. Just watch the show now!

It's an emergency!

Someone fill a form, quick.

I'm not leaving!

Murli? - Ms. Suman!

What happened?

Oh I skipped dinner last night...

...and even breakfast this morning...

...because the dean's lecture is really early...

...and the marble floors are damn slippery...

You're mad! - I know!

Completely mad! - I know that too.

May I ask why this happened? - Please ask.

Murli! - You asked me to stay, so I did.

Now no one can throw me out.

But only till your recovery.

How long before he recovers, Rustom?

Sir he's sustained two fractures...

...and nineteen stitches - it's bound to take some time.

Get on it Rustom. I want him out of here fast.

Yes sir. - You understand?

What happened Rustom...? - Oh my God!

I won again, brother Anand. You're not using your head.

We will try again. Don't lose this time.

Now... here goes my cross,

Where do I put your zero?

Here...

...no? Here?

Here neither? Here?

Munna, look!

I know. But if tell others, he never does it again.

He just amuses himself. Smart cookie, aren't you?

See, no blink!

Hey are you free tonight? - Yes, why?

I have two tickets to this film...

...and a friend wants to go with you! - Who?

"Look... Look through my eyes"...

Wear the blue shirt - it suits you!

Move... please move! Carefully!

- Behave yourself... - Please, sir.

Behave yourself, Rustom. - Sir, please do something.

We are trying, aren't we?

People at this age lose the desire to live.

You have to accept it Rustom. - No sir.

I know if he eats something he'll be fine.

He used to drink juice but he's stopped that too. Oh God!

Give me a sugar test and start the glucose right now.

Hey, feed from the mouth. - Oh shut up!

Munna, it's the only way out. - Bullshit!

Circuit, quickly...

Hey, Circuit! - Brother!

Check out my break! - Go on...

Outstanding, brother! - Now watch this!

How can you miss such an easy one! - Why don't you try then?

Watch this... an artful edge - striker...

Fool, you've taken my counter! - The powder's crap, Brother!

Ok, the Queen's mine! - Ok!

That queen is one elusive babe!

She's the toughie, brother!

Brother Zaheer! You're looking quite pleased.

She's taken!

Where have you been? The show gets over at twelve, right?

Brother, did you see my nuke - a duke shot!

How's Rina, brother Zaheer?

Her name is Nandini.

Wow she tells the whole world it's Rina!

Your turn, Brother! - Which one should I whack?

The queen, obviously!

Will this go?

Good shot! - Brother, I'm a champ!

He's coming! - Just watch this shot!

Shit! Missed again! Brother, this black one here!

Shit!

Right on, Pops!

Hey Pops, play carom, drink juice - that's life!

Some juice for you?

You got queen, drink up!

The cover's gonna be tough!

Papa! - Saw that? - Very nice shot, Papa!

It's made me hungry son...

Nurse get the food. Please hurry up!

I love you, papa.

He is the king of his area. Do you know?

He never spares the queen.

Thank you, Brother Munna.

Why thank me, dude? - You can do anything.

You are God, Munna. - I didn't do anything, buddy!

This is a miracle. We had given up!

Come on son, it's your break!

But this time the queen' s mine!

"Why does my heart sing?"

"Why does the breeze swing?"

"Why does my heart sing?"

"Why does the breeze swing?"

"Could the wind know?"

"Could my feelings show?"

"Why do my bangles jingle?"

"Why do my ankle bells tinkle?"

"Why is there music above?"

"Is it the melody of our love?"

"Why does my heart sing?"

"What does the wind ask my embrace?"

"What does my embrace hold?"

"It holds your dream"

"It holds the sound of your name"

"It only holds the beat of my heart which only sings your name"

"The beat of my heart fades away"

"As the wind, wearing bells, skips away!"

"Why does my heart sing?"

Now slowly move your wrist, stretch your fingers...

...any pain? - Nope!

Very good. - Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything Ok?

How do you feel? - Like a thousand bucks!

Very good. Your stuff is packed. You have ten minutes.

Good-bye. Your rustication letter.

I'm not going anywhere!

I knew it.

Inspector Rawal.

That's your man. Throw him out.

Let's go!

Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away! - What!

Brother Maqsood, the cops are taking Munna away!

Swami, the police have arrested Munna!

Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna away!

Listen, the cops are taking Munna away. Come fast.

They are taking him away!

You can't take him away, sir!

I've have been working for you for thirty years...

...and you don't even know my name.

Ask Munna - he was the only person who thanked me...

...hugged me!

Great. Now he can stand outside...

...and hug whomever he wishes, but not inside the college.

No, he will not leave the college...

Or else we will go on a strike! Then try run your hospital!

Matron!

Open the door!

Come on!

Move it.

I say move! Get out of my way.

Move it say. Out of my way!

Sir, let him stay... please!

Swami, do you know why you always come second...

...because he cheats and comes first! -

This is not fair, sir.

Munna would never cheat! - Ask Rustom.

Munna admitted to us all that he cheats!

Rustom tell them. - - When? I don't remember sir.

Ok, all right.

Move!

You don't believe me.

Fine. I will prove it to you.

Put up a notice on the board.

Tomorrow I will personally test Munna in the assembling hall.

And if he answer even one question, he can stay!

But then you will quiz him only on stuff he doesn't know, sir!

Keep your mouth shut Swami! Let me finish.

Select a panel of three professors.

You only select. They may ask any question and let them decide...

...whether Murli Prasad Sharma is worthy of being a doctor or not.

See you tomorrow.

Diabetes mellitus is a chronic clinical syndrome ...

... characterized by hyperglycaemia ...

... due to the lack of insulin.

The symptoms are polyhydra unusual thirst, polyurea,...

frequent urination and unusual weight loss.

Bravo! Well done. Munna. - Like my english.

Easy! You can be heard outside.

Dr. Patel. - Your questions?

Mr. Prasad please tell us the treatment...

...for pulmonary tuberculosis.

Ok! Cerebrial malaria collectively is...

No, No, No! The second question is tuberculosis.

The third is malaria.

Don't do that. He had asked first.

Hey! Don't break the order, dude.

I've just about crammed the answers.

But Dr. Asthana will decide the order.

That's bad...

Ok then the answer is...

...there are two stages of treatment:

Intensive therapy for two months, which includes four drugs

anacin, penicillin... - Rifampcin.

Hey! Don't break my rhythm man! Now I have to start again.

There are two forms of treatment.

Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you.

Zaheer is in a very bad condition.

Zaheer?

He's sinking, Munna and he's been asking for you. There is not time.

What are you saying? - Can you do something?

What can I do? - Anything... please, quick.

Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!

Munna! Save me Munna. I don't want to die.

Nothing will happen to you, I'm here with you.

Hey doc, Do something!

No. Only you can save me.

You can save anyone, Munna.

I've seen it. You are God, Munna!

Don't say that brother. I'm not God... It will put me in sin.

Just one... Gimme me one night, Munna.

I want to see my mother. She is coming tomorrow morning.

Save me buddy.

You will meet her, brother.

So will I. Tell her, I'm your friend

Brother Zaheer! Brother!

Diabetes mellitius is a chronic clinical syndrome

Characterised by hyperglycaemia

The symptoms are polyhydra, unusual thirst...

polyurea, frequent urination and unusual weight loss.

Silence please! Thank you.

Next question please.

Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment for Pulmonary Tuberculosis.

Should I repeat the question?

If he doesn't know the answer... - but he does.

I mean... I'm sure he's read about it.

Murli how will you treat pulmonary tuberculosis?

Come on, Munna! - Speak up!

I don't want to die Munna!

There are two stages of treatment:

Only you can save Munna!

Intensive therapy for two months with the use of four drugs...

Very good! Go on...

Rifampacin...

What the hell am I saying! How can I save anyone?

If I knew how, I would have saved Zaheer.

I don't know anything. Excuse me.

But your answer is correct... - Sit down Rustom.

Forget it Rustom. How can I cure anyone...

With hugs, smiles?

The drama's over.

I'm just a no good goon, who cheated his way in here!

Last night, Zaheer died thinking I'm a doctor and save him.

A God. He thought I'd help him meet his mother.

I couldn't do anything, Rustom.

But why didn't you doctors save him?

Couldn't you even give him a few more hours...

Till he met his mother?

I have just one request - his mother arrives at 11...

Please don't bury her in forms.

She will have to wander around the hospital for the entire day.

She has lost her young son.

Just help her.

I take your leave. I made a big mistake.

Sorry brother Zaheer!

I hope that's the end of the saga.

Now can we please get back to work!

Move, please.

We'll never speak of Munna again.

Why should one mention a goon?

You've won! Congratulations!

Once again there will be discipline...

Order and silence in the hospital.

No one will ever joke, no one will hug anyone...

And no patient will heard laughing from now on!

Congratulations, dad.

Munna was mad to think...

We would allow him to cure anyone by playing carom...

And we would allow him to make a dying man happy...

With song and dance...

Or allow him to give anyone a Magic Hug.

We had to stop him! A criminal like him...

He is dangerous.

Look what he's done, dad...

The terrible consequence of friendship, empathy and attachment.

Your heart knows it's a miracle!

But you won, dad.

No more miracles from now on.

Congratulations, dad. Congratulations!

Should I kick you? - But what did I do?

Not you freak! This... - Yeah, kick it... kick...

Four runs!!!

Hey Circuit! - Yeah!

I've decided - I'm going back to the village!

I knew it! Look, I've two tickets.

Why two?

Won't you come with me, brother?

Hey, what will you do in the village, man?

You don't even how to plough a field.

Brother if I do that, then what will the cows do?

Hey Circuit! - Yeah!

I'm missing mother a lot, dude!

I'm missing her so much that I can see her, dude!

Brother, this is too intense; I can see her too!

Is she coming here? - We are drunk, brother!

Is this the time to come home?

Mother... Where have you been?

Don't ever leave me now!

Brother, are missing your father too?

I can see him, dude! - What?

There!

Where are you going? - Spanking time!

You shamelessly lied for ten years...

And today, when I'm proud of you, you are ashamed?

I can't believe how much everyone loves you.

But I couldn't become a doctor, father!

Dummy, doctors only saves lives, you taught people how to live.

You've always hugged your mother...

Can I get a Magic Hug too?

Father!

Son, Chinky is waiting for you on the terrace!

Chinky? - Yes.

She is the one who called us. - But father...

It's an order.

Hello... How are you Chinky? - Ok!

Did you have some work with me?

No one wants to marry me. Will you marry me?

Look I'm in love with someone else!

Who?

Your friend Dr. Suman.

Ok. So Marry her then!

Ms. Suman?! - Nope, Chinky!

Chinky...? Suman! Take your pick.

I get it. Now I'm the doofus.

I think you need a Magic Hug!

Then Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinky.

Both of them were very happy that day.

A year later Circuit got married.

That's his son ... Nickname - 'Short Circuit' !

The dean retired and now manages Munna's "hospital".

Patients get a regular dose of medicines...

...carom matches and hugs.

Asthana greets new patients, with...

...Chill dude the form comes later.

Rustom is the new dean. Still unmarried

But his dad is still dating the queen.

Munna couldn't become a doctor...

But he's still called MBBS -

"Married with Bouncing Babies and Spouse".

And that's me...

Why are crying?

Tomorrow, I go home, to Kolkata. I stay there.

I'm going to miss these people, especially him.

Dude!

Let's go in! Come on!