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[ Baby Cooing ]
[ Breathing Heavily ]
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[ Whinnies ]
Whoa! Easy, easy!
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There she is!
Come on. Hyah!
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Huh! Come on!
Hyah!
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Hyah!
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[ Baby Cooing ]
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Whoa!
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Nemesis, over there!
Come on!
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- Hyah!
- Hyah! Hyah!
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[ Cooing Continues ]
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[ Men Shouting
In Distance ]
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[ Shouting Continues ]
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We got her.
Get in there!
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[ Chortling ]
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Not with weapons, you fools!
It's a woman and a baby.
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- What are you afraid of?
- Get her!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Whinnies ]
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[ Baby Cooing ]
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Aaah!
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Oh!
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[ Cooing ]
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The baby. Get the baby!
He's headed towards the falls!
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[ Water Crashing Thunderously ]
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[ Crying ]
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[ Man ]
I'll grab him!
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- Ah!
- Go after the baby!
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- The baby!
- Come on!
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- No, no. Grab her!
- Huh? Come on!
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The baby! Ah--
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[ Growling ]
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Oh!
[ Gulps ]
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Grab her!
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The baby!
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Ohhh!
[ Groans ]
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Sorry.
Guess I'm a little rusty.
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-She's getting away!
- [ Baby Crying ]
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The baby! Get him!
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Catch the horses!
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We start over.
We must find that baby...
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or what's left of him.
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[ Crying ]
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[ Crying Continues ]
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[ Crying Continues ]
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No!
[ Echoing ]
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[ Iolaus ]
Would you hurry up, already?
I'm starving!
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[ Laughing ]
Very clever!
[ Laughing ]
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Hey, Herc,
fire's nearly ready.
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Boy, I'm so hungry, I could
eat a really big, juicy...
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great thing.
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- Should we throw this one back?
- The basket?
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It's a baby.
A b-- A baby?
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Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Cooing ]
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[ Continues Cooing ]
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[ Laughs ]
Look at him.
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Isn't he something, huh?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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A baby in a basket.
[ Horse Whinnies ]
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Nemesis.
Uh-oh.
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What?
Nemesis.
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Ohhh!
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Ohhh!
Is something wrong?
Are you okay?
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[ Gasps ]
Ohhh!
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I can't believe this.
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I-- I looked
everywhere for you...
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and--
and Evander finds you.
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And you save his life.
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And this would be Evander.
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Yes, it would.
Evander--ourbaby.
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Hey.
Excuse me?
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Our baby.
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[ Cooing ]
Shh, shh,
shh, shh.
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Our baby?
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[ Cooing ]
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[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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[ Evander Giggling ]
Iolaus?
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Would you mind
holding the baby?
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Sure.
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We need to have a talk.
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There we go. Come on.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ahhh.
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After you.
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Hi. I'm Iolaus. And you are?
[ Laughing ]
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Evander!
[ Chuckling ]
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You should have told me sooner.
What were you waiting for?
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Well, I wasn't sure
how you'd react.
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Oh, Nemesis. Come on.
This is us. We know each other.
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I wanted to be
a father again,
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but it would've been nice
to see his first smile,
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you know,
help decide his name.
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What, you don't
like his name?
Evander's a fine name.
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That's not the point.
What is the point?
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The point is,
you should've told me.
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Okay, Evander, now,
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since you and your mom
are joining us for supper,
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we're gonna
need some more fish.
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So, first of all,
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we take Mr. Grub,
put him on--
[ Cooing ]
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That's right.
Wichy wichy wichy!
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Oh. You are hungry, aren't you?
Well, this is not for you.
This is for the fish.
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Now, don't worry.
It doesn't hurt him.
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And this goes in the water,
you see, and Mr. Grub goes
in the water...
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and he squiggles along like--
squiggly wiggly swimmy swimmy
swimmy swimmy swimmy.
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And along comes Mr. Fish.
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And Mr. Fish,
he's swimming along,
you know-- [ Smooching ]
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[ Giggles ]
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And he sees Mr. Grub
swimmy swimmy swimmy swimmy
swimmy swimming!
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And he opens his big ol' mouth
and he goes-- [ Chomps ]
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- [ Laughing ]
- Yeah. That's right. [ Chomps ]
Just like that! Yeah.
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And then we catch him,
we throw him on the fire...
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and, yes, we got
a toasty little stuffer!
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Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum!
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-[ Whimsical Noises Continue ]
- [ Evander Giggling ]
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[ Noises Stop ]
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And, uh,
that's how
you catch fish.
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We were just
talking about fishing.
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Yeah, right.
Thank you,
Iolaus.
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Will you look after him
while I wash some
of his things?
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Oh, sure.
He can watch us
catch some supper.
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Ahhh.
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Aw. Snag again.
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Here's how
you really catch fish.
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See?
[ Chuckles ]
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Boy, you sure know
how to take the fun
out of fishing.
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Your way takes too long.
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Patience is a virtue.
Besides,
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you're
a role model now.
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Fine.
Mm-hmm.
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We'll do it your way.
Good.
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[ Exhales Deeply ]
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Still say
it takes too long.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Coos ]
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- Ow! What did you do that for?
- [ Evander Giggling ]
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Do what?
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Shush!
You're scaring the fish.
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[ Coos ]
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[ Evander Giggling ]
What are you doing?
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Fishing.
Very funny.
Now cut it out.
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I didn't do anything.
Anyway, you started it.
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If you didn't do anything,
how could I start it?
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I didn't do anything.
You did too!
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I did not! I did not!
Did too!
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- [ Evander Crying ]
- Now look what you've done.
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I didn't do anything!
What happened?
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[ Together, Meekly ]
Nothing.
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Is him hungry?
Hmm?
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Hungry little man?
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Cooing ]
We'll be back.
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[ Together ]
Bye.
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Did too.
Did not.
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A stupid way to fish
anyway.
Mum-mum-myah.
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- [ Cooing ]
-Please understand, Evander.
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I don't want to leave you,
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but the soldiers
are still looking for us.
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I've got to lead them
away from you.
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I'll be back
as soon as I can.
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If anything happens to me,
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I know Hercules
will look after you...
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and love you
just as much as I do.
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[ Cooing ]
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[ Evander Crying ]
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So, how do you
feel about, uh,
[ Sizzling ]
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well, Evander.
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Guess I'm still in shock
about being a father again.
[ Chuckles ]
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It's not something we planned,
but that doesn't mean I love him
any less.
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Your real question
is how do I feel about Nemesis.
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Well, I don't want you
to think I'm judging her
on her past actions.
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I mean, just because
she was the hit woman
of the gods,
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and had an arrow
in her quiver with my name
on it for no good reason--
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The gods told her
you were guilty of pride,
arrogance and ego.
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Ah. Well,
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I like to think
I'm above all that now.
[ Chuckles ]
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Like you said,
the question is...
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how you feel
about Nemesis.
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She was
my childhood sweetheart,
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my first grown-up love.
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I don't think I'll ever
lose those feelings.
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Where is she?
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Nemesis!
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Is everything
all right?
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She took the horse.
Where?
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She's in some kind of trouble
and won't tell me what it is.
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We gotta find her
before she gets hurt.
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[ Crying ]
What is it?
What's wrong?
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I don't know. He just ate,
so he's not hungry.
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Maybe he's sleepy.
Gas pains.
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Babies always get gas pains,
don't they?
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I've got Evander.
You get his stuff.
Right.
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[ Crying Continues ]
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Oh, boy.
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[ Bird Caws ]
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I don't think so.
It's just not me.
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I mean, what do I want
with a palace?
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Palaces are for sissies,
Ares. This is a castle.
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Well, I appreciate
the thought, Discord.
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But what does a god
want with a place like this?
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Everybody's
gotta be somewhere.
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Come on. Give it a chance.
I went to a lot of trouble.
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[ Mocking ]
Oh, I'm sure you did.
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How did you get rid
of the previous occupants?
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Mmm.
They all kinda went mad...
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and slaughtered each other.
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You and your pranks.
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Well, it does give the place...
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a certain... cachet.
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Well? Where are they?
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We've been
up and down the river.
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Nothing.
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You go.
Take them with you.
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Use them or not,
but I want Nemesis
and her child.
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What do you want
with her?
Never you mind.
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And I do want them alive.
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What if there's an accident?
Something out of my control.
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You are so impudent.
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What you deserve
is a good spanking.
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And you
are such a tease.
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You may go.
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[ Evander Giggling ]
There you go.
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[ Sighs ]
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If we keep stopping like this,
we're never gonna catch Nemesis.
Yeah, yeah.
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You're a good boy,
aren't you, Evander?
You are.
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Are you sure
you know how to do this?
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It's been a while but--
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Laughing ]
It's all
coming back to me now.
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[ Continues
Laughing ]
Good boy.
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[ Whinnying ]
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Come on, horse!
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I don't have
time for this.
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-[ Horse Whinnying ]
- Oh!
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00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:35,491
Whoa! Steady! Steady, girl!
[ Whinnying Continues ]
247
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,994
Oh! Unh!
248
00:14:38,994 --> 00:14:41,997
[ Groans ]
Aw. Poor baby.
That had to hurt.
249
00:14:41,997 --> 00:14:43,716
I guess life
was a lot softer...
250
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,085
when you were handing out
punishment for the gods.
251
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,454
Too bad you blew it.
252
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,823
Too bad, too sad.
253
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,394
[ Groans ]
254
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,399
[ Groaning ]
255
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,155
Where did you hide him,
Nemesis, the village?
256
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,490
You think
I can't find him?
257
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:13,028
Bet I can.
Running errands
for Ares now, huh?
258
00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:15,030
That's lame,
even for you.
259
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,398
Whoa!
[ Horse Neighs ]
260
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:28,260
Take her to the village
and don't let her get away.
261
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,831
- Get her on her horse
and watch her!
- Let's go. On your feet.
262
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:35,234
[ Men Grunting ]
263
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,791
[ Cooing ]
264
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,126
Is he in there?
[ Giggling ]
Yeah. Hey.
265
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:47,012
Hey. [ Giggles ]
Hey, little guy.
266
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,263
[ Coos ]
267
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,103
What is that?
268
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,722
Uh, uh, Herc?
269
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,809
- Whoa!
- [ Evander Giggling ]
270
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,512
What are you doing?
271
00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:07,316
Uh, nothing.
Just, uh, falling down.
272
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,618
Why?
273
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:12,121
[ Chuckles ]
274
00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:16,592
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
275
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,077
[ Coos ]
276
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,451
Herc! Look!
277
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,671
- What now?
- See? See?
278
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,473
Aaah!
[ Groans ]
279
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,779
- What's going on?
- I-- I was floating.
280
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:39,214
- Floating?
- Yeah.
281
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:43,469
You know, in the air.
I think it was him.
282
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,655
- Evander?
- Yeah.
283
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:49,958
Evander, will you please
stop floating Uncle Iolaus?
284
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,961
We have to find Mommy.
285
00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:55,330
I'm worried about you.
286
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:57,533
[ Sighs ]
287
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:58,867
[ Coos ]
288
00:17:01,303 --> 00:17:04,306
Herc!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're floating.
289
00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:06,308
Wha--
290
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,978
Sit down!
291
00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:13,766
It's all right. Now, stand back.
[ Discord ]
Where is this baby of yours?
292
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,768
Why, so you can
take him to Ares?
293
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,203
I won't allow it.
294
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,639
Oh, you'll tell
sooner or later.
295
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,641
Why does he want
your brat anyway?
296
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,111
Since when did he need
a reason for anything?
But he can't have my son.
297
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,114
I would die first.
That could be arranged.
298
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,517
Is one of these peasants
hiding him?
299
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,971
No. What is
your problem with me?
We always got along okay.
300
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,973
You had the sweetest deal
in Olympus--
301
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,442
a license to kill.
302
00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:43,429
I was made for that job,
but would they give me
a shot?
303
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,831
No. Not after you
screwed things up.
304
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,801
That's my problem.
That and Ares always
had a thing for you...
305
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,803
because you're
an executioner.
306
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,306
I have always despised him.
You can tell him
yourself soon.
307
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:57,743
That kid is here
and I am going to find him.
308
00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,867
I want a post
in the ground here.
309
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,673
Yes, you're hungry,
aren't you?
[ Cow Moos ]
310
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,675
[ Mooing Continues ]
311
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,679
Soon.
[ Grunting ]
312
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,184
[ Breathing Heavily ]
313
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,437
Who said cows give milk?
No way.
314
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,439
You have to take it.
315
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,443
You're a wreck.
Yeah? You should
see the cow.
316
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,446
[ Bellowing ]
There's a village
up ahead.
317
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,815
We'll ask if anyone's
seen Nemesis.
318
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,567
[ Exhales Deeply ]
[ Cooing ]
319
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,819
Look at this,
would you?
320
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,971
[ Chuckles ]
What an appetite.
321
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:49,678
This woman has brought
the wrath of the gods
down upon this village!
322
00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:53,665
Show me the child
and no one will suffer!
323
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,653
She'll be the first to burn,
then one of you!
324
00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,521
[ Murmuring ]
325
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,508
[ Woman ]
What is he talking about?
Looks like we found Mommy.
326
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:06,011
Show me the baby!
327
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:11,683
- Last chance. Give up the child
and save yourself!
- Leave these people alone!
328
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,318
- Hey, fellas!
- [ Grumble ]
329
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,222
- Mothers know best.
- Get him.
330
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,725
[ Shouting ]
331
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,080
Left holding the baby.
332
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,489
[ Man Yelling ]
333
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,043
- [ Bystanders Gasp ]
- Oh, this is great.
334
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,796
Uh, here!
[ Groans ]
335
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:44,800
Could you, uh,
hold the baby?
336
00:19:51,073 --> 00:19:53,525
Aaaah!
337
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,794
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Bystanders Gasp ]
338
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,339
Ah-ah-ah!
Can't have a fire here.
339
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,057
[ Grunts ]
No permit.
340
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,260
[ Men Yelling ]
341
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,846
- [ Coos ]
- Wha--
342
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,734
What's going on?
343
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,536
- [ Clang ]
- [ Coos ]
344
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,953
[ Breathing Heavily ]
345
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:40,222
Ah, Discord.
Still carrying a torch
for me, I see.
346
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:42,874
Hercules.
Why am I not surprised?
347
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:46,278
Here to see your old flame?
Well, why not?
348
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:51,216
[ Bystanders Gasping ]
349
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,535
[ Man ]
Oh, no.
No.
350
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,760
[ Men Yelling ]
351
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,119
[Both Screaming ]
352
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,472
[ Woman ]
Oh!
353
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,097
We need to talk.
354
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,551
[ Cooing ]
Here you are.
355
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,304
Thanks, Evander!
[ Groans ]
356
00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:31,773
[ Men Yelling
In Distance ]
Herc.
357
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:34,026
[ Yelling Continues ]
358
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,894
Get them out of here.
Come on. Come on.
359
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,468
Ooh!
360
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,175
Aaah!
361
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:58,934
Aaah!
362
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,903
The forest.
Yeah.
363
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,439
Quick! On your feet!
Don't let him get away!
364
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,276
Quick! After them!
365
00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:12,514
Go! Out of the way!
Come on! Come on!
Okay, here we go.
366
00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,900
Let's go!
Ram it!
Herc?
367
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,301
[ Yelling ]
368
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,203
Herc! Herc!
369
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:23,058
[ Groaning ]
370
00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:25,560
Ah. Can't leave
this door ajar.
[ Giggles ]
371
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,132
[ Wolf Howling ]
372
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,518
[ Cooing ]
373
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,021
Here. Let me.
374
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,523
I know how to
burp a baby.
375
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,029
Gently, Hercules.
376
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,031
Verygently.
377
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,033
[ Cooing ]
378
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,538
When are you gonna
talk to me Nemesis?
379
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,807
What kind of trouble
are you in?
380
00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,228
- I'm here to help.
- The best way you can help...
381
00:23:00,228 --> 00:23:02,647
is to keep Evander safe
while I take care of it.
382
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,485
We tried that already,
and you nearly
got yourself killed.
383
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,720
Now, stop playing games
with me.
384
00:23:13,075 --> 00:23:15,577
Of course
I'll keep him safe.
385
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,464
He's my son.
386
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,969
I wouldn't let anything happen
to this little guy.
387
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,971
[ Cooing ]
388
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,875
There's so much
I want to share
with him--
389
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,379
things I want
to teach him.
390
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,401
I am going to be
the best dad to you,
Evander.
391
00:23:39,401 --> 00:23:41,903
[ Cooing Continues ]
392
00:23:41,903 --> 00:23:43,905
My son.
393
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,215
What's wrong?
394
00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:57,719
I feel so ashamed.
395
00:23:57,719 --> 00:24:00,222
You're the one person
I trust completely...
396
00:24:02,724 --> 00:24:04,726
and I lied to you.
397
00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:09,231
You're not Evander's father.
398
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:16,571
- Then who is?
- Ares.
399
00:24:21,076 --> 00:24:23,545
My brother?
400
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,073
I am so sorry.
401
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:40,078
[ Huffs ]
If I said I understand,
I'd be lying to you.
402
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:42,581
I don't. Why would you
get involved with Ares?
403
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,584
Ares came to me.
404
00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:48,587
He promised
I could be a god again
if I gave him a son.
405
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,090
I was afraid
of being mortal,
406
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:54,092
not knowing
what to expect.
407
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:59,097
[ Sighs ]
I was weak and foolish.
I believed him.
408
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:03,101
Ares never kept a promise
in his never-ending life.
But I'm glad he didn't.
409
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,604
It would have been
a big mistake.
410
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,607
I don't want to
be one of them any longer.
411
00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,592
The gods laugh
and they play,
412
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,594
but I don't know one
who feels real joy.
413
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,480
[ Cooing ]
They have more than
enough passion, but...
414
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,466
do you know one
who really loves?
415
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,940
Would I love my little Evander
the same if I didn't have
this mortal heart?
416
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,444
I like my life
the way it is now.
417
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,949
But why would Ares
be after Evander?
418
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,451
He cares nothing
for any of his children.
419
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:39,955
Evander inherited
some qualities
from his father.
420
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,374
[ Burps ]
421
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:47,429
-[ Thunder Rumbles ]
- Whoa.
422
00:25:47,429 --> 00:25:49,431
What have you
been feeding this kid?
423
00:25:49,431 --> 00:25:51,316
Look, if Ares
gets his hands on him,
424
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:54,319
he'll turn my baby
into a monster like himself.
425
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,323
That...
is not gonna happen.
426
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,810
We won't let it happen.
427
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:06,314
We can teach him
right from wrong.
428
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,818
He'll be a good man...
429
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,204
even if Ares
is his father.
430
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:17,842
[ Ares ]
This is not just any child.
He's special.
431
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:22,130
He has the potential,
eventually,
432
00:26:22,631 --> 00:26:24,633
to destroy Hercules.
433
00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:27,135
Why don't we simplify?
I'll kill Hercules.
434
00:26:27,636 --> 00:26:29,137
I'm a god.
I've got the goods.
435
00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:33,141
Hmm. As much as I admire
your... goods,
436
00:26:33,141 --> 00:26:35,143
I'm afraid it won't work.
437
00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:38,647
You see, one god
cannot kill another.
438
00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:42,150
And I don't even want to
think about the penalty.
439
00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:44,152
Unfortunately,
Zeus has extended the rule...
440
00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:48,156
to protect my mongrel
half-god brother as well.
441
00:26:48,156 --> 00:26:51,159
So how's the baby mortal
gonna do the job?
442
00:26:51,159 --> 00:26:55,163
Well, that's just it.
He's not all mortal.
443
00:26:55,664 --> 00:26:59,167
You see, like my brother,
the baby has some godly blood
as well.
444
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,169
And the "no kill" rule
doesn't apply...
445
00:27:01,169 --> 00:27:04,673
if the one doing the killing
is not a full god.
446
00:27:05,674 --> 00:27:07,676
I get it.
I get it!
447
00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:09,678
He's Hercules' son!
448
00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:12,681
You'll use his own son
to kill him.
449
00:27:12,681 --> 00:27:15,183
[ Seductively ]
Ooh. You're so bad.
450
00:27:16,184 --> 00:27:20,188
And don't you dare
deviate from my plan.
451
00:27:20,188 --> 00:27:23,191
Telling a deviant
not to deviate--
452
00:27:23,191 --> 00:27:25,694
that's not fair.
453
00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:28,196
Goochy goochy goo.
Good little boy.
[ Coos ]
454
00:27:28,196 --> 00:27:30,198
[ Laughing ]
455
00:27:30,198 --> 00:27:33,201
[ Passes Gas ]
456
00:27:33,201 --> 00:27:36,588
Oh, uh, we could use
some attention here.
457
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,590
Fresh diaper?
Yeah.
That'd be my guess.
458
00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:41,576
He has that certain
air about him.
[ Giggling ]
459
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,578
Well, go on,
Uncle Iolaus.
460
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,580
You, uh,
do the honors there.
461
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,549
Uncle Iolaus.
462
00:27:47,549 --> 00:27:50,552
I like that.
Yes, I do.
463
00:27:50,552 --> 00:27:53,054
[ Inhales Sharply ]
I'll pass.
464
00:27:53,054 --> 00:27:55,056
Ah-ah-ah.
I'll do it.
465
00:27:56,057 --> 00:27:59,027
[ Evander Cooing ]
Come on,bubbela.
466
00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:01,529
Let's you and me
take care of business.
467
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:03,915
[ Evander Cooing ]
468
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,905
He would be
such a good father.
Yeah, he would.
469
00:28:10,905 --> 00:28:12,907
He was.
470
00:28:12,907 --> 00:28:14,909
Great.
[ Evander Coos ]
471
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,796
I still love him,
Iolaus.
472
00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,298
I guess
I always will.
473
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:22,300
Yeah.
He feels the same.
474
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,803
You know that.
475
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,808
What is it?
476
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:33,311
[ Sighs ]
It's not my place to say,
but--
477
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:35,313
But?
[ Sighs ]
478
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:38,283
He would've
helped you anyway--
479
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:40,285
without the lie.
480
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:46,791
[ Exhales Deeply ]
You know, when you told him
he was a father again,
481
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,294
it was the best surprise
of his life--
482
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:51,796
then, you take it
away again.
483
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,300
[ Sighs ] Like I said,
it's not my place--
484
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,302
No. No,
it is your place.
485
00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:00,305
You love him too.
He's like your own
brother.
486
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:03,808
And I hurt him.
I know I hurt him,
and I'm sorry.
487
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,814
I knew
he would help me,
488
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,816
and I knew
you would too.
489
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:14,819
I should have believed
in what I knew.
Hmm.
490
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:16,771
Ahh.
491
00:29:16,771 --> 00:29:19,140
[ Evander Cooing ]
492
00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:22,644
Weare going for a walk. Yeah.
493
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,106
We're a lot alike,
Evander.
494
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,576
My father is a god,
495
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:41,579
and my mother is mortal,
just like your parents.
496
00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:47,085
Unfortunately,
our fathers aren't
that reliable.
497
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:52,140
Hmm. But our mothers
are wonderful.
498
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:55,126
She'll never lie to you.
499
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,128
She'll always do
what's best for you.
500
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,933
She's your mother.
501
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:06,955
And as long as I'm around,
no one is gonna hurt you.
502
00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:10,441
I promise.
503
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:15,330
How touching to
know my beloved brother
is looking out for my son.
504
00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:21,269
Well, we have a lot of
bonding to catch up on.
505
00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:23,671
I'll take him now.
I don't think so.
506
00:30:23,671 --> 00:30:26,024
I'm his father.
You can't deny me.
507
00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,792
Watch me.
508
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,512
I won't let you
take away his chance
to be a good man.
509
00:30:30,512 --> 00:30:35,016
Good? What good
is a good man?
510
00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:38,019
He has a shot at greatness!
511
00:30:38,019 --> 00:30:40,522
[ "Greatness" Echoing ]
You don't care
about your son.
512
00:30:42,023 --> 00:30:44,876
Oh, I care... in my own way.
513
00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,813
You see, Evander grown will
become your worst nightmare--
514
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:52,700
yours and all thosegood men
you care so much about.
515
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,702
I will not give him to you.
516
00:30:54,702 --> 00:30:58,540
[ Nemesis ]
Help, Hercules! Help!
517
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:04,028
[ Laughing ]
518
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,331
[ Evander Crying ]
[ Ares Continues Laughing ]
519
00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:09,717
[ Grunting ]
No! Hercules, stay away.
520
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:19,027
Help me, Hercules. Help me.
[ Laughing ]
521
00:31:21,396 --> 00:31:23,398
Can I have my son back,please?
522
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:26,801
- Your son?
- Don't start with me.
523
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,288
[ Yelps ]
524
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:34,959
Ares, please
don't take him!
525
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:39,364
So, what's it gonna be,
brother-- my son
or your friends' lives?
526
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,833
Oh! I guess
I meant "life."
527
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:45,286
Doesn't look like
you're going to be able
to save the both of them.
528
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:47,639
Don't do it, Herc!
529
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:50,575
[ Both Yelp ]
530
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,561
- Time is almost up.
-[ Nemesis ] Oh, no.
531
00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:57,548
[ Iolaus Grunting ]
[ Nemesis Whimpers ]
532
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,123
[ Evander Crying ]
533
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:09,043
If anything happens to him,
534
00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:12,897
all the gods of Olympus
won't be able to protect you.
535
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,817
[ Evander Crying ]
I'll be back for you,
Evander.
536
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,773
Let's go.
537
00:32:25,259 --> 00:32:27,261
Well?
Something's wrong.
538
00:32:27,261 --> 00:32:30,131
Ohhh. The child
is not a full god.
539
00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:33,001
You're gonna
have to travel on foot
while you're holding him.
540
00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:35,920
Oh, what am I saying?
Take a horse.
541
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:39,273
[ Snorts, Neighs ]
542
00:32:40,274 --> 00:32:42,276
[ Groans ]
543
00:32:43,277 --> 00:32:45,263
[ Iolaus Grunting ]
Get Nemesis first.
544
00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:48,750
- I'll take my chances.
- I'd say your chances
are close to zero.
545
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,602
Yeah, well,
that's better than nothing.
546
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,422
Just hang on, buddy.
547
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,774
[ Whimpers ]
548
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,242
[ Iolaus Screams ]
549
00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:01,746
[ Grunts ]
Oof!
550
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,619
Whoa! Ooh.
551
00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,538
[ Groans ]
Well done. Great.
552
00:33:10,538 --> 00:33:13,541
Ares has won,
hasn't he?
No way.
553
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,960
All we have to do
is follow the horse.
554
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,962
Yeah.
555
00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:20,465
[ Cooing ]
I should have known.
556
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:23,334
Ares has thousands of children.
Why are you so special?
557
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:27,255
He didn't tell me you were his,
that he'd been with her--
558
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,190
Nemesis!
559
00:33:30,692 --> 00:33:34,696
He'll go back too--
like they all do.
560
00:33:34,696 --> 00:33:36,698
And she'll
never refuse him--
561
00:33:36,698 --> 00:33:38,700
not as long
as he's got you.
562
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,201
[ Cooing ]
563
00:33:40,201 --> 00:33:42,704
But if he didn't have you--
564
00:33:44,706 --> 00:33:47,592
I've heard a mortal can drown
in only a dipper of water.
565
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,994
And a baby
would take a lot less.
566
00:33:51,479 --> 00:33:53,481
An ocean
wouldn't be enough.
567
00:33:55,483 --> 00:33:57,335
[ Cooing ]
568
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:03,775
He's my son.
You don't wanna try me.
569
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:08,279
And you...
570
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:10,782
don't wanna
underestimate me.
571
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,700
[ Men Speaking, Indistinct ]
572
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,188
You were right.
This is the place.
573
00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:19,874
That's Meniskos,
the man Ares sent after us.
574
00:34:19,874 --> 00:34:21,843
Come on.
Evander's inside.
575
00:34:22,844 --> 00:34:25,780
It never fails.
576
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:29,283
Ares hand-picks a general
for his service...
577
00:34:29,283 --> 00:34:32,787
a general with a record
scratched in blood,
578
00:34:32,787 --> 00:34:36,791
a superb tactician,
a military genius,
579
00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:40,294
but as soon as he feels
the hand of Ares,
580
00:34:40,294 --> 00:34:43,798
as soon as he is called
into Ares' personal service,
581
00:34:43,798 --> 00:34:46,300
he becomes a boob!
582
00:34:47,301 --> 00:34:49,303
It's happened to others...
583
00:34:49,303 --> 00:34:52,306
and now
it has happened to me.
584
00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:57,278
I wish I were back
in the field.
585
00:34:57,278 --> 00:35:01,282
How I would welcome
an afternoon of pillage.
586
00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:04,152
This is so degrading!
587
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,088
Unhappy with your commission,
Meniskos?
588
00:35:07,088 --> 00:35:10,274
I was--
[ Clears Throat ]
just explaining...
589
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,978
how a mortal soldier compares
poorly to the brilliance
of a god of war.
590
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,380
Oh.
591
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,383
Meet Evander,
my son.
592
00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:20,885
Evander.
593
00:35:22,336 --> 00:35:25,606
What?
594
00:35:25,606 --> 00:35:30,461
Isn't this perfect?
Imagine Hercules
suspended in midair.
595
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:34,315
- What good would his strength
do him then, huh?
- Not much, I would think.
596
00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:36,767
[ Crying ]
597
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:39,670
Oh, Discord,
please.
598
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,672
Say good-bye
to Daddy.
599
00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:44,625
Discord!
600
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:47,311
[ Men Groaning ]
601
00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,147
Get my son
away from her!
602
00:35:51,532 --> 00:35:54,001
[ Crying Continues ]
603
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:04,462
Discord! Give me the baby.
604
00:36:07,281 --> 00:36:10,668
- After her.
- I don't think
we should provoke her.
605
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,670
Provokeher?
606
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,558
[ Crying
Continues ]
Ares!
607
00:36:19,393 --> 00:36:22,513
- You deceived me, Ares!
- Discord!
608
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:26,450
I'll pen you in a catacomb
for eternity!
609
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,254
No!
610
00:36:36,544 --> 00:36:38,996
Nice catch.
611
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:40,882
Kill 'em.
612
00:36:40,882 --> 00:36:44,135
- Hercules! Look out!
-For Ares!
613
00:36:57,565 --> 00:37:00,668
[ Breathing Heavily ]
You tried to kill him!
614
00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:05,139
Yes, but this is much better.
This is what I wanted!
615
00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:11,512
[ Yelling ]
616
00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:20,504
[ Groaning ]
Get him. Come on.
617
00:37:28,195 --> 00:37:31,165
[ Yelling ]
618
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:32,600
Aaah!
619
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,988
[ Grunting ]
620
00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:40,441
[ Cooing ]
621
00:37:54,221 --> 00:37:56,874
[ Screaming ]
622
00:37:58,092 --> 00:37:59,927
-[ Loud Thud ]
- [ Gasps ]
623
00:37:59,927 --> 00:38:02,847
Don't be foolish, brother.
He's mine.
624
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:04,915
- Evander.
- [ Coos ]
625
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:08,653
Go to Mommy.
Come on, go to Mommy.
626
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,905
[ Cooing ]
627
00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,648
Ohhh.
628
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:26,587
[ Growls ]
629
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:50,227
[ Growls ]
630
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,682
Whoooa!
631
00:38:54,682 --> 00:38:58,202
[ Yelping ]
632
00:38:58,202 --> 00:38:59,920
[ Coos ]
633
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:07,361
- Aaah! Ack!
- [ Groans ]
634
00:39:08,362 --> 00:39:10,364
[ Yelling ]
635
00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:17,505
Whoooa!
636
00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:19,323
[ Grunts ]
637
00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:28,466
[ Whinnies ]
638
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:30,768
[ Grunts ]
639
00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,572
[ Growls ]
640
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:37,241
Take this.
[ Yells ]
641
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,198
[ Laughing ]
642
00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:58,729
[ Laughing ]
643
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,481
Gimme that.
644
00:40:01,248 --> 00:40:02,666
[ Growls ]
645
00:40:05,886 --> 00:40:07,304
[ Grunts ]
646
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,223
[ Groans ]
647
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:41,755
Waaah!
648
00:40:41,755 --> 00:40:44,241
[ Grunts ]
649
00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,433
You can keep the brat!
650
00:40:52,433 --> 00:40:55,186
It's not worth
the aggravation.
651
00:40:57,688 --> 00:41:00,191
He's too much like you.
652
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:02,860
But I'll be seeing you
again, brother.
653
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:05,112
Every time you turn around,
brother.
654
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:14,088
[ Giggles ]
655
00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:18,075
Mmm.
Oh, thank you,
both of you,
656
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:20,578
for bringing us
home safely.
657
00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:24,081
Well, I-- I guess
we'll see you again
real soon.
658
00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:27,084
I'll meet you
at the bridge.
659
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:35,092
You gonna be okay?
As long as I've
got you to turn to.
660
00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:38,095
You do.
661
00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:40,097
You know that.
662
00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:01,118
Well, I'll-- I'll leave you
to say bye to Evander.
663
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,623
[ Evander Cooing ]
664
00:42:13,814 --> 00:42:15,816
Hey, Evander.
665
00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:22,823
I'll be back to see you
every chance I get.
666
00:42:23,324 --> 00:42:26,827
And before you know it,
I'll be teaching you
how to wrestle...
667
00:42:28,329 --> 00:42:30,331
and throw the discus.
668
00:42:33,834 --> 00:42:35,836
You don't know it now,
669
00:42:36,337 --> 00:42:38,839
but one day,
670
00:42:38,839 --> 00:42:40,841
you'll realize
you're different.
671
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:45,346
And you'll wanna be
like everyone else.
672
00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:47,848
But you never will be.
673
00:42:48,349 --> 00:42:49,850
You're special.
674
00:42:50,351 --> 00:42:52,102
You're very special.
675
00:42:54,421 --> 00:42:57,291
And that means
you can make a difference.
676
00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:59,760
[ Giggling ]
677
00:43:00,761 --> 00:43:03,264
It's not an easy life
to live,
678
00:43:05,266 --> 00:43:07,768
but...
679
00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:10,271
I'll be around to help.
680
00:43:12,773 --> 00:43:15,776
I will always be there
for you.
681
00:43:15,776 --> 00:43:18,779
[ Coos ]
Always.
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