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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,193 [Gun fires] 2 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,847 [uptempo music] 3 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:09,112 [gun fires] 4 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:35,269 - It's a tense situation here with riot police 5 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,575 as hundreds of protestors are gathered here 6 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,143 for the annual meeting of the world's wealthiest. 7 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:44,800 They're focused on a perceived urgency by the attendees. 8 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,757 The body count rises as a bloody turf war rages on. 9 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,022 [Gun fires] 10 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,836 [gun fires] 11 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,671 - You going already, Bianca? 12 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:14,716 - Yeah, I got a job, okay? 13 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:15,978 So I don't want to be late. 14 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,067 - Hey, I got a job too, you know. 15 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:18,850 Come on. 16 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,722 - Where are we goin'? 17 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,203 - Well, I thought we'd go for breakfast, for starters. 18 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,639 - I'm not talking about that, okay? 19 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,293 I'm talking about us. 20 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,816 Where are we goin'? 21 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,122 Neither of us is married and all we do 22 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,386 is hook up in these roach motels. 23 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,996 - Well, what do you want to do have sex in my bedroom 24 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,693 in my mother's house? 25 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,397 That a girl. 26 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,528 - Goodbye, Sonny. 27 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:45,616 Take care. 28 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,840 - I thought you said you liked the bad boy. 29 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,581 - Fuck your mother. 30 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,496 - Red light. 31 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:02,198 I didn't say green light. 32 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,722 You go out that door, Bianca, 33 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,291 and it's over. 34 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,161 - I know. 35 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:16,778 ♪ And I get up in the morning 36 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,911 ♪ And I'll be over you 37 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,653 - [Man] I'm starving. 38 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:27,615 - [Waitress] Your extra-rare pork steak, sir. 39 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:28,964 - [Man] Thank you, gorgeous. 40 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,880 - And nothing for you, as requested. 41 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:34,186 - [Sonny] Thank you, doll. 42 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,667 - What, you're not eating again? 43 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,713 - Ah, I'm not hungry. 44 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:42,194 ♪ Got on my favorite dress 45 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,893 ♪ And my best shoes 46 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,809 - Let's just sip to this fine wine. 47 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:54,381 - The Boxing Times welcomes you to our main event. 48 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:58,907 In this corner, the unbeatable black stallion himself. 49 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,082 Nick! 50 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:02,258 [People cheering] 51 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:07,045 In this corner, the unstoppable, the deadly, Spider. 52 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:09,831 [People cheering] 53 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,746 You know the rules. 54 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,226 There are no rules. 55 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,881 This is a fight to the finish! 56 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,889 [Punches thudding] 57 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,998 - Whatever. 58 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,958 Pig and people DNA, 98 % the same. 59 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:50,785 Who cares? 60 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,178 Not bad. 61 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,920 - Since you're in such a jovial mood, 62 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:59,620 Evvy was called in for questioning by the FBI again. 63 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:00,751 Today. 64 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,667 ♪ Kiss me like you mean it 65 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,800 - Evvy's had our backs forever. 66 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:10,544 ♪ Before the night is through 67 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,763 [people cheering] 68 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:13,590 Thank you. 69 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:17,377 [Uptempo music] 70 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:25,820 - Whoa. 71 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:29,824 - Excuse me. 72 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:30,607 Excuse me. 73 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:31,695 Hey, hey, excuse me. 74 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:32,783 - [Woman] Yeah? 75 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,394 - What if I come over to your house 76 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:37,266 and I start scootin' around on your freshly mopped floor? 77 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:38,920 What would you do? 78 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,965 - [Woman] Kick your ass. 79 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,231 - All okay in there, Ms. Hancock? 80 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,582 - No different than last week 81 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,323 except for wasting my time again. 82 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,805 [Sighs] 83 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,808 - We had a cat when I was a kid. 84 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,854 - That's nice. 85 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,465 - Every time we took him to the vet, 86 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,902 he'd poop in the carrier. 87 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,730 It smelled worse than any Zagnut 88 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,689 that he ever laid in his litter box. 89 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,255 - Zagnut? 90 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,039 - Yeah, you remember. 91 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,649 The candy bar. 92 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:16,871 They look like little turds rolled in crushed peanuts. 93 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:19,308 - This is a real conversation? 94 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,878 - Do you mind if I call you Evelyn? 95 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,183 - Evvy works. 96 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:28,926 Just like all the other times you asked. 97 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,712 - You know what the vet told us? 98 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:36,543 He told us that scared shit smells worse than normal shit. 99 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:41,025 - You think you got my guts rumblin'? 100 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:42,766 I'm sweatin'. 101 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,856 You're smelling garlic, Magnum PU. 102 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:50,992 I eat three raw cloves a day for my Lymes disease. 103 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,776 It sweats out. 104 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:53,603 Tsss. 105 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,259 - Well, you smell like a fat Italian who shit his pants. 106 00:07:57,302 --> 00:08:00,001 - Good, 'cause you look like one. 107 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,571 - Tell me something. 108 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,487 You recognize these two? 109 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,272 - Yeah. 110 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:13,493 Michael and his brother Fredo. 111 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,669 Fredo broke his heart. 112 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:18,976 - Just because you sleep with a bunch of mob bosses 113 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,587 doesn't make you smart. 114 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,458 I know women like you. 115 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,026 You'll eventually tell me what I want. 116 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,071 - I know guys like you. 117 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,726 I've seen 'em end up in barrels of acid 118 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:33,469 with accidental gunshots to the back of their heads. 119 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,341 The fact that I'm sittin' here telling you this 120 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,561 shows how smart I've been. 121 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:42,304 - It's not them that I want. 122 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,131 - Oh. 123 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:49,267 You got a funny way of asking a girl out, Agent Bean. 124 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,574 [Laughing] 125 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:54,229 - Ma. 126 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,318 I want Ma. 127 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:04,065 And your little pretty boys here are on her payroll. 128 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:07,068 Ma's the biggest drug dealer in Big City. 129 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,287 We're casting a net and I want her in it. 130 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:12,116 - You might want to try harpoons. 131 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,816 - We know that they're cooking something up. 132 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,078 Something big. 133 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:22,083 You cooperate and your little boy toys here, 134 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:26,435 they qualify for our catch and release program. 135 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,655 [Burping] 136 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:29,830 Jesus Christ. 137 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,963 - Oh, excuse me, please. 138 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,185 [Groans] 139 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,187 Where's your bathroom? 140 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,581 I gotta take a scared shit. 141 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,019 [Laughs] 142 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,635 [laughing] 143 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,122 - Let me help you, sweetie. 144 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,079 Oh. 145 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,473 [Laughing] 146 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,091 - [Woman] Look at this. 147 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,093 Sure sign of a nigga out of work. 148 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,921 Got his hands in his pockets. 149 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,054 Must've been fired. 150 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,056 - [Man] He didn't get fired, Ma. 151 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,361 - How's my baby? 152 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,188 I'm home. 153 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,801 - Don't you baby me, nigga. 154 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:42,250 You see any subliminal messages in this one? 155 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,905 - A series of frames has been inserted. 156 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:48,038 Triad boss, Barry Ling, transmits a secret message 157 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,736 to the mayor of Big City saying he wants 158 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,303 to increase their monthly bribe. 159 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,133 - Yeah, and there's something else, Mama. 160 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,092 The frame with the big burger in the wrapper 161 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,702 also has a hidden frame. 162 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,878 Mayor Brown transmits a secret message 163 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,967 back to Barry Ling. 164 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,056 [Laughs] 165 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,623 - Look at Robert. 166 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,146 He's so handsome. 167 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,671 Should go to Hollywood. 168 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,761 You got the brains, you got the body. 169 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,025 Your daddy would've been proud. 170 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,200 If the stupid bastard hadn't have 171 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,681 blown himself up in the lab. 172 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,208 - What about me? 173 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,603 - Girl, when are you gonna start wearing a bra? 174 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,955 - At least my tits don't hang all the way down to my knees. 175 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,391 - You are a bitch! 176 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,832 Since you're so smart, 177 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,313 what do you think of those guys of mine? 178 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,402 - You mean Sonny and Archie? 179 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,186 - Yeah. 180 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,101 Tell me, handsome. 181 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,929 - I like Archie. 182 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,801 Don't care for Sonny. 183 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,672 - What do you think, girl? 184 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,239 - They can't be trusted. 185 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,588 They're sloppy. 186 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,418 [People cheering] 187 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,159 - All right. 188 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,769 Now, some business. 189 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,858 What about them blue brewers? 190 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,468 I heard their blue shit could smack you ass 191 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,775 in about 10 seconds. 192 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,039 Any thoughts how we can get them to work for Ma? 193 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,214 - I assume the chinks. 194 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,868 - Asians, Archie. 195 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,043 They're Asians. 196 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,262 - Who gives a shit? 197 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,525 I don't think it's gonna be easy. 198 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,571 Ma don't like the chinks and Ma calls them chinks. 199 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,792 - Ma calls her own husband the N word. 200 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,013 - What, are we 10? 201 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,057 Say the word. 202 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,406 - It ain't right. 203 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,017 - She puts an A on the end of it. 204 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,019 If you put a A on the end of it, it's not racist. 205 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,672 I mean, they call each other that. 206 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:44,764 - Where'd you learn that, in English class? 207 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,505 - You got a hangup about saying a word. 208 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,159 You remember what we do, right? 209 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,422 [Gun fires] 210 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,076 - Mother fucker, cock-sucking son of a bitch. 211 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,948 Dick-licking fucker. 212 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,214 [Gun fires] 213 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,129 What are we doing, Arch? 214 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,695 Huh? 215 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,394 Shaking down small business owners for protection money. 216 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,831 Contract whackings. 217 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,311 Seriously? 218 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,747 - Hey, have your come to Jesus moment 219 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,097 another time, will you? 220 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,795 - And I've been thinking. 221 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,710 Ma's been meaning to knock us down. 222 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,929 - Hmm? 223 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,322 Ma respects us. 224 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,020 We should be more worried about Barry. 225 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,067 And here's another question for you, Mr. Multi-Cultural. 226 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,112 How's a chink with the first name Barry 227 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,593 get a name like Barry, huh? 228 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:36,641 How does anything in Chinese translate to fucking Barry? 229 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,863 How many good deals have we made for Ma, huh? 230 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,170 You're being too sensitive. 231 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,176 You really think so? 232 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,837 [Uptempo music] 233 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,536 - Welcome to happiness, boys. 234 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,799 - [Sonny] Thank you, doll. 235 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,323 We're looking for some friends. 236 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,456 - Aren't we all? 237 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,892 Follow me, boys. 238 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,596 - [Both] 66 times? 239 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,687 [Knocking on door] 240 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:23,601 - [Man] Quit knocking! 241 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,256 [Man speaking foreign language] 242 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,997 - [Man] What's he sayin', man? 243 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,826 [Man speaking foreign language] 244 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,307 [knocking on door] 245 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,221 - [Man] Look, man. 246 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,396 They're knocking on the door. 247 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:35,962 They can't understand that, man. 248 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:36,745 - [Archie] Hey! 249 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,007 Incoming mail! 250 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:38,921 - [Man] Who is it? 251 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:39,661 - [Archie] Yeast inspectors. 252 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,967 Ma sent us. 253 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:41,924 - [Man] They're knocking. 254 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:42,838 Is this your people, man? 255 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,232 [Man speaking foreign language] 256 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,320 - [Man] Yeah, what he said. 257 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,931 Stop knocking on the damn door. 258 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,280 - Almost there. 259 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,892 - Some speakeasy you got here. 260 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,372 - [Speaking foreign language]. 261 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,504 What, your boss is afraid 262 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,593 that we're gonna sell to the Chinese? 263 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,595 - She ain't as big as she looks. 264 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,597 - First, we need to figure out whether you got a license 265 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,947 to produce all this exciting shit. 266 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,515 Then, we're gonna need some free samples. 267 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,778 - [Laughs] Let me tell you something. 268 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:14,217 We already told the Chinese that we're doing this on our own 269 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,437 because, I mean, check it out. 270 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,091 We got a good thing here. 271 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,397 So, sorry to waste your time. 272 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,357 - Yeah, man. 273 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,706 'Cause if this comet hits, 274 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,795 the survivors are gonna need what we got. 275 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,797 Our shit's gonna be worth more than gold. 276 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,233 More than food. 277 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,495 Man, the planet's gonna be hurtin' 278 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:35,760 and what we got will make 'em feel real good. 279 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,588 Man, we're gonna be emperors, you know? 280 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,460 People gonna give us anything. 281 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,287 Anything. 282 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,551 Oh, beer and bitches, man. 283 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,207 They're gonna be bringing us beer and bitches for our stuff. 284 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,817 The entire world. 285 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,775 It'll be like Mad Max, but with beer and bitches. 286 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,689 You know what I'm sayin'? 287 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,995 Like, beer and bitches, man. 288 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,518 Beer and bitches. 289 00:15:59,045 --> 00:15:59,871 - [Speaking foreign language]. 290 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:00,785 You done? 291 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:01,699 - Look, man. 292 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,397 Nostradamus predicted this, man. 293 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,181 I saw it on the historical channel. 294 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,443 Should watch TV sometime. 295 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,488 Read a book. 296 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,709 - That's some dream you've got, my friend. 297 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,278 We don't really have a comet insurance policy, 298 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:19,891 but you and my associate here share similar concerns. 299 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:24,287 - Everything in this town follows strict rules. 300 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,333 You should know that. 301 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,726 My dear friend is gonna get some insurance policies 302 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:32,252 out of his bag and you're gonna sign 'em. 303 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,735 Okay? 304 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,476 - Yeah, no problem. 305 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,783 Let me just get the pen. 306 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,219 - Make it quick. 307 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,179 - Beer and bitches, man. 308 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,484 I'm telling you. 309 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,791 - And you can just tell your fat Ma 310 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,445 that we're not interested. 311 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,402 - Okay, okay. 312 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,534 Just don't shoot. 313 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,404 - Just relax. 314 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,363 - Now. 315 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,765 - This guy has a problem with his neck? 316 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,856 [Gun firing] 317 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,862 - Bet you didn't see that coming, huh? 318 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343 What the hell is wrong with you, huh? 319 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,432 What, did you leave your gun at home? 320 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,346 What's in your bag? 321 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,218 - Where'd you get the gadget? 322 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,523 - I gotta guy. 323 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,307 - What guy? 324 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,438 - A gadget guy. 325 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,352 - What gadget guy? 326 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,962 You don't have a gadget guy. 327 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,531 - Let's just get the blue shit and get out of here. 328 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:38,927 - Uh, what are we gonna do with Breaking Dead here? 329 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,063 [Grunts] 330 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,937 [uptempo music] 331 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,733 - Two years of this and that's all we've got? 332 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,778 I could cry. 333 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,478 Evvy has been in the bed of every crime family 334 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,263 in the country. 335 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,656 She knows exactly what we need to know 336 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,878 and you spend your time busting these two clowns. 337 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,533 - These two clowns are gonna get us Ma, 338 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,623 and her whole family, and Barry Ling. 339 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,233 - All right. 340 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,583 Do whatever you need to get her to turn them over. 341 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,150 - What does that mean? 342 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,718 - Tell her she gets your shit above your liver. 343 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,154 - What does that mean? 344 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,808 - You figure it out. 345 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,724 Tell her you got a mommy complex. 346 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,942 - I don't. 347 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,554 - Tell her you love older women. 348 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,252 Take her to bed. 349 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,471 [Scoffs] 350 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,602 Whatever. 351 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:50,041 - Couldn't I just waterboard her instead? 352 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,875 - Ollie, get over here and bring your boys. 353 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,095 Thanks. 354 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,967 - Uncle Ollie is coming? 355 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,317 - That's right, Robert. 356 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,277 Don't make fun of the stupid way he talks. 357 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,844 - Hi, Ma. 358 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,585 Willy let us in. 359 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:12,368 - Hey, Ma. 360 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,195 You look great. 361 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,196 Get some new skin cream? 362 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,329 - Yeah, you look fantastic. 363 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,939 - What happened? 364 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,463 I heard you messed up those guys I was thinking of hiring. 365 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,030 - Ray pulled a gun, Ma. 366 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,466 There was nothing we could do. 367 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,729 But we brought you the recipes and samples. 368 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,688 - [Archie] Here you go. 369 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:28,950 - [Ma] Look at this blue shit. 370 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,212 - [Archie] For you, Ma. 371 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,909 - What am I supposed to do with this, huh? 372 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,477 What, am I gonna boil it up in the kitchen? 373 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,045 Who am I, Rachel fucking Ray? 374 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,396 You're lucky my kids like you. 375 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,442 - Uh, I don't like Sonny. 376 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,660 - Nothing personal. 377 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:47,229 But Roxy, she don't like no white dick. 378 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,188 It ain't got no flavor. 379 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,714 - Good shit, huh? 380 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,324 - You ain't kiddin'. 381 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:58,240 Willy, can I ask you a question? 382 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,111 - You just did, Sonny. 383 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,376 - Fair enough. 384 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:09,425 Does it ever bother you that Ma calls you the, uh. 385 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,953 - Calls me what? 386 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,128 - Yeah, what? 387 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,480 - You know, the N word. 388 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,528 - She puts an A at the end. 389 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,355 - See? 390 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,491 - Come on. 391 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:32,666 - Hey, Willy. 392 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,756 All the money you two got, 393 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:40,151 she's got you driving around in this junker? 394 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,762 I mean, you live here. 395 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:45,461 You guys could live in a mansion if you wanted to. 396 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:48,377 - Ma like to keep a low profile. 397 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,900 - Makes sense. 398 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:50,858 - Yeah. 399 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,990 You know, these break down. 400 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,079 You need a reliable car. 401 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,734 - Yeah, well this one's been leaking oil lately. 402 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,301 Me, I don't care. 403 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:03,436 Throw a few quarts in it to keep from getting a new car. 404 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,698 - Got a point. 405 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,569 - This doesn't make good for a getaway car, 406 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,223 I can tell you that. 407 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,660 - Get away from what? 408 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,837 - After they deal with those clients, 409 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,667 we'll need to ensure that they send 410 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:20,104 Sonny and Archie on a retreat. 411 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:26,372 They've been hanging around the family long enough. 412 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,287 - Say no more. 413 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,419 [Groans] 414 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,337 - Smoke 'em. 415 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,603 - Your Honor, they're here. 416 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,301 - Oh, it's about time. 417 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,303 Please, take your seats. 418 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,526 All right, we will not be using the Big City police 419 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,136 to escort this convoy. 420 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:56,140 Walter, I need you to keep the press busy with comet talk. 421 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,273 You know, telling the people what the city is doing 422 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,840 to keep the people calm. 423 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,973 Scientists telling the people to stay calm 424 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,801 and keep shopping. 425 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,847 What's wrong? 426 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,240 - They keep calling me Indian. 427 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,459 - Excuse me? 428 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,679 - Rucci and Andy keep calling me Indian. 429 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,420 They're trying to make it my nickname. 430 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,683 - You're white, Walter. 431 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:20,730 Did you eat a lot of curry for lunch or something? 432 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,514 I don't get it. 433 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,341 - No. 434 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,646 Like American Indian. 435 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:24,647 - Native American? 436 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,866 - Whatever. 437 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:28,956 - What's going on? 438 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,566 - We're not doing anything, ma'am. 439 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:31,175 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 440 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:31,828 You are, too. 441 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:32,873 All day. 442 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,440 And leave Marie alone. 443 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:38,748 - Gentlemen, we have a serious public relations situation 444 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,403 that requires maturity on all three of you 445 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,666 to do the job that you're hired to do. 446 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:47,496 So, can we put this aside and get to the business at hand? 447 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,671 - Yes, ma'am. 448 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,719 - Thank you. 449 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,111 All right. 450 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,375 I want to have a press conference 451 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,377 at three o'clock this afternoon. 452 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,987 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 453 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,031 They're doing it. 454 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:01,815 They're doing it again. 455 00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:02,859 Look. 456 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:03,643 - What? 457 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:04,731 What is going on? 458 00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:05,732 - We're not doing anything, ma'am. 459 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,298 Walter's just on edge. 460 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,692 - They're doing that Indian thing. 461 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,738 - Permission to speak freely, ma'am? 462 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,784 - I don't drink, but I should. 463 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,090 Go ahead. 464 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,484 - There's been a lot of tension on our floor. 465 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,877 You know Maria from Human Resources? 466 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,705 Sweet, pretty girl, hair lip. 467 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,577 - She doesn't have a hair lip. 468 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,448 It's a bicycling scar. 469 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,797 - They've been dating. 470 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,756 I personally think they make a very nice couple. 471 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,974 - We're calling them Malter. 472 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:31,888 - Malter? 473 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:32,846 - It's their celebrity name. 474 00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,456 Maria and Walter. 475 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,718 Malter. 476 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:36,893 - That's just stupid. 477 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:37,894 - So is Waria. 478 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:40,984 Just saying. 479 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,031 - I know what you guys are doing and it's not true. 480 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,293 - Go on. 481 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,295 - So we think that Maria has a crush on. 482 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,253 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 483 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,125 - [Rucci] Walter, Walter. 484 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,910 I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend, okay? 485 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:54,824 - Because you can't. 486 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:55,608 - Walter. 487 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:56,522 - Because you can't. 488 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:57,479 She's not flirting with you. 489 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:58,785 - Walt, Walt. 490 00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,003 I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend. 491 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,440 - Good. 492 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,223 - [Rucci] I'm not. 493 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,006 - Good. 494 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,486 Good. 495 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,531 - Fine. 496 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:06,401 He's not. 497 00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:15,802 All right. 498 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:16,977 - But I could if I wanted to. 499 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,282 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 500 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,633 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 501 00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:21,460 - Welcome, guys. 502 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,070 Table for everybody? 503 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,900 - Back off, whatever you are. 504 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:30,773 - Easy Genghis Khan. 505 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,472 I don't speak Korean. 506 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,865 [Tense music] 507 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,925 - The Goodfellas were here. 508 00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,361 The chemists are gone. 509 00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,928 Recipes, too. 510 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:57,757 - Time for us to settle up with these dogs. 511 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,934 Gather everything you can and head back. 512 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:04,851 We're gonna discuss things with them differently. 513 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,463 [Upbeat music] 514 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,078 - Seems this blue shit is really worth some dough, huh? 515 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,906 Ma wasn't too pissed. 516 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,300 - Yeah, her kids don't like us. 517 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:21,694 Borrowed time, Arch. 518 00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:22,651 - Fuck 'em. 519 00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:27,047 [Cellphone rings] 520 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:27,874 Hey, Mom. 521 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,963 How you feeling today? 522 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:31,878 - I hope I didn't interrupt you 523 00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:36,186 in the middle of your insurance business. 524 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:37,840 - That's okay, Mom. 525 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,668 Is Ms. Lusconi there with you, too? 526 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,235 - Aunt Rose, you chucklehead. 527 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,454 She's your Aunt Rose. 528 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:44,934 - Hi, Archie. 529 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:47,458 Is my son with you? 530 00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:48,938 - He's driving, Aunt Rose. 531 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:50,070 Hold on. 532 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:50,897 - Hey, Ma. 533 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,769 - Hi, honey. 534 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:57,381 It would be nice to have lunch or something with my son. 535 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,862 Or I'm gonna have to throw myself down the stairs 536 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:02,473 like the priest's mother in the Exorcist 537 00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:04,519 to get your attention. 538 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,652 - Come on, Ma. [Laughs] 539 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:10,351 - There are some fabulous young ladies here in our school. 540 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:11,918 - True. 541 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:15,748 They're sweet, and they're beautiful, and very educated. 542 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,141 And they've got themselves together. 543 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,970 You could bounce a quarter off their asses. 544 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:23,320 [Laughing] 545 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,106 - Hey, hey, hey. 546 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,761 Why don't you stop teaching bad ballet in a strip mall 547 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,851 and go feed the ducks in the park or something? 548 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:34,157 - Why would I feed dicks in the park? 549 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,942 - Ducks in the park, Ma. 550 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:37,247 Ducks. 551 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,597 - Oh. 552 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,902 Oh, listen. 553 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,904 You both are gonna like these girls. 554 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:45,212 You need wives, they're looking, 555 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:49,912 and you are too old to be in the insurance business. 556 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:52,915 - Stop using business in quotes when you talk about it. 557 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,395 - I use italics. 558 00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,310 - Okay, Mom. 559 00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:57,354 We gotta go. 560 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,009 - I'm willing to try. 561 00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:03,491 - You remember the two they tried 562 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,101 hooking us up with before, right? 563 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:08,061 - Yeah, I do, unfortunately. 564 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:11,107 - Hey, I still got PTSD from that date. 565 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,935 The way they were dancing around in those tutus 566 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:17,026 they looked like those purple hippos from Fantasia. 567 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:20,595 - I'm thinking marriage ain't such a bad idea. 568 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,857 - Yeah? 569 00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,119 Keep thinking. 570 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:30,953 - Hey, pops. 571 00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:34,087 Just sign the insurance form. 572 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,393 - You're gonna need some protection. 573 00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:37,220 Trust us. 574 00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:43,052 - Look, can I ask you guys something? 575 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:46,665 Do you think there really were dinosaurs? 576 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,324 - Excuse me? 577 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:58,111 - I mean, the last comet to hit here took 'em out like that. 578 00:27:58,154 --> 00:27:59,808 - What time is it? 579 00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,157 - I'll never die. 580 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,512 - What the hell are you talking about? 581 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:09,688 - I have to tell you something. 582 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,037 Sometimes my wife. 583 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,040 Oh, she can be such a pain in the ass. 584 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,090 - This guy's all over the place. 585 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:25,138 - Maybe we just let him go. 586 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:28,141 - It's too bad about your wife, old man. 587 00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:32,711 Would be a shame if someone burned down your record store. 588 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,322 - Don't worry about it, okay? 589 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,149 - Why? 590 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:40,501 - Don't be talkin' stupid on a Friday. 591 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,763 - Is it Friday? 592 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,199 - No, it's Monday. 593 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:46,072 - Oh. 594 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,120 - Yeah, um. 595 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:52,818 Mm-hmm. 596 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,342 Hey, I just gotta go take a leak 597 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,736 and I'll come back and sign. 598 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:58,954 - Hey, make it fast. 599 00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:02,218 This shit's bad for the circulation. 600 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:05,178 That's a big asshole right there. 601 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:07,180 - [Sonny] Oh, oh. 602 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:08,355 Look at this. 603 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,139 - I don't want to see that. 604 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,053 - Look at this. 605 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,141 It looks like Nick the boxer. 606 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,316 Look at that. 607 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:17,364 I can't believe it. 608 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:26,460 [Birds chirping] 609 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:30,812 Look at this fucking guy. 610 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:34,511 - This thing's harder than I thought. 611 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:36,644 I'll tell you what. 612 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:41,692 When he wakes up, he signs or he's getting Mr. Dingy. 613 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:43,782 [Laughs] 614 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:50,397 [uptempo music] 615 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,834 It's good to feed the dicks. 616 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,273 I think we should listen to my ma about those girls. 617 00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:59,145 Couldn't hurt to meet. 618 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:02,888 - Yeah, but do we have to, you know, dance? 619 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:06,195 [Grunts] 620 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:07,283 You all right, Ev? 621 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:08,850 - Yeah. 622 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,286 - Don't you ever walk? 623 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:13,159 Hey, that dick just took my bun. 624 00:30:14,769 --> 00:30:16,292 - Yeah, well sorry I'm late. 625 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:20,514 But you could've picked a closer place, huh? 626 00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:22,255 - What did the feds say? 627 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,865 - Okay. 628 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:28,087 So this Agent Bean, they want Ma, they want Barry Ling. 629 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,392 They ain't sayin' that, 630 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,525 but they got somethin' else up their sleeve. 631 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:34,267 They think you'll lead 'em to her. 632 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,182 They think you're sloppy. 633 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,360 - You feeling all right, Ev? 634 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:42,841 - Oh, Jesus gold-plated Christ. 635 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,233 It's garlic, okay? 636 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,019 Hey, look, look. 637 00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,629 You guys are gettin' sloppy. 638 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:51,110 A public park ain't the best place to meet. 639 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,894 You know better. 640 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:54,243 Yeah. 641 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,331 So, uh. 642 00:30:58,073 --> 00:31:00,336 I got some news from my sources. 643 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,381 - What sources? 644 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:02,512 You always have these sources. 645 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:03,644 - The dicks. 646 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:04,906 Who cares? 647 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,821 When have I ever been wrong, huh? 648 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:07,866 Huh? 649 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:08,649 - She's got a point. 650 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:10,259 - Yeah, thank you. 651 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:13,567 So, a number of the richest people are moving their stuff 652 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,786 out of the city because of this comet. 653 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,310 - What kind of stuff? 654 00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:19,355 - Ah, art, cash, jewels. 655 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,184 - Who knows about this? 656 00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:23,925 I didn't see this on TV. 657 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,448 - Oh, yeah you did. 658 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:27,755 You just can't remember. 659 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:29,235 - What are you talking about, Ev? 660 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:30,497 If that was on the news, 661 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,281 the whole country would be freaking out. 662 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:33,935 - Oh, no, no. 663 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:37,156 There's this whole underground communication thing goin' on 664 00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:41,290 between the fat cats at City Hall and Barry Ling. 665 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,857 - The chink? 666 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,119 What's he got goin'? 667 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,599 - Oh, quite a bit. 668 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:49,995 And Ma wants in and I think these feds want in, too. 669 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:54,129 - I never heard about this underground communication. 670 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:56,131 - Subliminal messages embedded 671 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:59,700 in TV commercials with Mayor Brown. 672 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:01,006 Yeah. 673 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:01,963 They've been doin' it for a year now. 674 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,444 Ma's kids, they figured it out. 675 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:09,362 Hey, so Ma is planning on that comet passing us, 676 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:14,715 then hitting that convoy before Ling-Ling does. 677 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,239 - There'd be an armored escort. 678 00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:21,374 - Hey, rich and smart don't always go together, you know? 679 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,984 Yeah. 680 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,247 These rich cats, they don't want anyone knowing. 681 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:26,553 They think they're clever. 682 00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:27,597 No security. 683 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:32,167 - All that money, no escorts. 684 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,125 Come on. 685 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,039 - No, but listen. 686 00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:35,997 They don't want anyone to know. 687 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,043 Cops talk too, you know? 688 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,915 - Barry's ruthless. 689 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,221 He'll kill 'em and take their loot 690 00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:45,354 just so they don't claim insurance. 691 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,791 - That's a lot of cash, Arch. 692 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:51,012 That would give us a leg up on that winery. 693 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:54,494 If Ev is right, it's free money. 694 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,278 - Can you give us the convoy route? 695 00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:59,020 Can't exactly ask Ma. 696 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,153 - Well, let me find out more first. 697 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,633 They want you two, that's for sure. 698 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:06,245 So listen, Sloppy Joes. 699 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:09,378 If you ever get a text from me with hugs and kisses, 700 00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:13,121 or gay emojis dancing, you know it's a setup, huh? 701 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:13,948 Yeah. 702 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,297 Yeah, I'm winking at ya. 703 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:16,081 Get it? 704 00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,212 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 705 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:18,518 Whoa, yeah. 706 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:19,954 - [Archie] Hey, you fell on a dick. 707 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,958 - [Evelyn] Uh, wouldn't be the first time. 708 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,396 [Soft orchestral music] 709 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,250 - Would the two of you go out there 710 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:57,687 and show those girls some grace? 711 00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,428 Ballet, it's grace. 712 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:01,039 Grace. 713 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:09,264 - It's gay, Aunt Rose. 714 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:10,396 - What did you say? 715 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,137 - It's gay. 716 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:12,963 Ow! 717 00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:13,790 What? 718 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:18,969 - You don't call my dancers gay homosexuals. 719 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,449 - No, like gay stupid. 720 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:21,581 Ow! 721 00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:22,451 [Laughing] 722 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:25,150 - What are you laughing at? 723 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:28,588 You mean stupid, then say stupid. 724 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:30,372 - Sorry, Aunt Rose. 725 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,549 Now I know where you get it from. 726 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:35,203 - You got slapped. 727 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,380 [Laughing] 728 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,478 - Oh, mamma mia. 729 00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:59,635 [People mumbling] 730 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,381 It was good, though. 731 00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:07,208 It was good. 732 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:08,035 - Thank you. 733 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:09,297 - Lovely. 734 00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:11,952 - Well, we wouldn't be against going out with. 735 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,780 - Sonny and Archie. 736 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,347 Sonny pointed us out. 737 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:16,696 - Oh, well. 738 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,176 He's always been a little excitable. 739 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,394 [Laughing] 740 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:20,526 - A little? 741 00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,180 - [Sonny] Thanks, Ma. 742 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:23,659 - Oh, you're welcome, son. 743 00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:25,270 You two behave yourselves. 744 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:26,140 - We will. 745 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,446 I love you, Ma. 746 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:29,622 Bye, Aunt Rosie. 747 00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:33,365 - Ladies, I gotta apologize. 748 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,628 - Oh, look. 749 00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:37,499 You seem like really nice guys. 750 00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:38,674 [Door opens] 751 00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:39,545 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 752 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:40,720 What's the rush? 753 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:41,373 What you got in the bag, huh? 754 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:42,200 Give me that. 755 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:42,983 What is that? 756 00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:43,766 - A gift. 757 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:44,550 - A gift, huh? 758 00:36:44,593 --> 00:36:45,594 For who? 759 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:46,378 - My grandma. 760 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,031 - Your grandma, huh? 761 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:53,559 Your grandma likes to party, huh? 762 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,909 What else you got in here? 763 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,258 Ooh, porno mag. 764 00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,957 Carton of cigarettes. 765 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,437 Your grandma's a badass, huh? 766 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:03,351 - Damn, you kid! 767 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,700 I'm gonna get you this time! 768 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:05,527 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 769 00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:07,703 Calm the fuck down. 770 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:10,706 - Thank you for stopping this thief who stole from my store. 771 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:11,620 - Did he? 772 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:12,534 All right. 773 00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,536 Well, how about I pay for it? 774 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,364 - Yes, of course, sir. 775 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,373 - Is this enough, hmm? 776 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,244 - Yes. 777 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,685 - Keep the change. 778 00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,252 - Thank you, sir. 779 00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:38,212 - Now get out of here. 780 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,476 Come here, kid. 781 00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,569 Stay in school, stop stealing, 782 00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:50,790 and don't be a stereotype like us, all right? 783 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,095 One more thing. 784 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,013 Open the bag. 785 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:03,324 Try not to spend it all in one place, okay? 786 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,457 Get the fuck out of here. 787 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,027 - Our numbers. 788 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:13,813 Give us a ring. 789 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,518 - You know, Arch. 790 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:25,215 I really like that blonde. 791 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,740 - Yeah, we all saw that. 792 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:28,871 - Very funny. 793 00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:31,831 - Bocci balls. 794 00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:33,049 - What? 795 00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:35,617 - Forgot about Breaking Dead in the trunk. 796 00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:36,923 - Oh, man. 797 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,141 Holy shit. 798 00:38:38,185 --> 00:38:39,055 - Jesus. 799 00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:40,622 It smells like Satan's asshole. 800 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,929 - How the hell did we forget these guys? 801 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,845 [Gasping] 802 00:38:45,888 --> 00:38:47,977 Getting sloppy, Arch. 803 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:49,849 Getting real sloppy. 804 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:50,632 Ugh, man. 805 00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:52,155 [Dogs barking] 806 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:53,418 God. 807 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:56,682 These dogs are gonna wake somebody up. 808 00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,205 - Shut the fuck up! 809 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,382 - [Man] Fuck your mother! 810 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,428 - Take it easy, will ya? 811 00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:05,168 What are you doing? 812 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:06,082 What are you doing? 813 00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:07,214 What the fuck are you doing? 814 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,433 Come on, Arch. 815 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:11,653 - Two miles. 816 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,484 We just walked two miles. 817 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,096 - All right. 818 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,750 Let me get you some water. 819 00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:24,710 - Why did you guys do that? 820 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:28,540 - Because of those damn cheap cars we buy. 821 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:31,107 The damn water pump blew. 822 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:31,891 - Well, Mama. 823 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,849 You know what they say. 824 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,244 - No, Roxy. 825 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,681 What do they say? 826 00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:40,726 - [Willy] Here you go. 827 00:39:40,769 --> 00:39:42,815 - You get what you pay for. 828 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,819 [Willy laughs] 829 00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,742 - Roxy, fuck you! 830 00:40:01,311 --> 00:40:02,704 Take this, baby. 831 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,625 What do you got for your ma, Robert? 832 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:29,644 Tell me you got something on the convoy. 833 00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,081 - Give 'em a chance, baby. 834 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:34,432 - Don't you baby me, nigga. 835 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,521 - During the frames with the cruise liner, 836 00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:39,045 in the subliminal message you could see the Hollywood actor 837 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,873 as he stands in front of the screen 838 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,222 pointing with the plastic stick 839 00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:44,050 toward the comet heading toward Earth. 840 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:46,269 - And just when one of the tourists 841 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,315 on the ship is thrown into the water, 842 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:50,839 a hidden message appears in flashing red letters. 843 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,493 Alert, alert. 844 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:53,668 At the same time, 845 00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,454 the comet is shown crashing into the ocean. 846 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:58,760 - Who's this being addressed to? 847 00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:00,980 - Well, it's basically for the elite. 848 00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:02,590 - We already know that. 849 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:04,810 Are they saying the planet's getting whacked for real? 850 00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,420 They know something? 851 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,726 - I don't think so. 852 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,205 That's what they're believing, 853 00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:13,035 but the scientists are saying it's not gonna hit us. 854 00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:15,037 - When? 855 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:19,172 [Tense music] 856 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,830 - Agent Bean, you are so gussied up today. 857 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:27,876 Special reason? 858 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,661 - No. 859 00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:32,315 No, just a formal interrogation. 860 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:37,973 You're still doing the garlic thing I smell. 861 00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:39,714 - Three cloves daily. 862 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:41,499 - Ugh. 863 00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:43,718 Evvy, stop. 864 00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:47,026 I need a quick answer from you. 865 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:49,028 Do you communicate with Sonny Lusconi 866 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:51,204 or Archibald Bocci on any social networks? 867 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:52,727 - Aw, come on. 868 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,599 You call me down here again for this. 869 00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,209 You couldn't ask me on the phone? 870 00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:57,993 I know what harassment is. 871 00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:03,085 You subpoena me and force a deposition or you got nothin'. 872 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,919 Yeah, that's what I thought. 873 00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:15,010 - Oh, I'm really sorry about that. 874 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,447 Oh, what do we have here, huh? 875 00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:22,322 Ah! 876 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:24,063 [Laughs] 877 00:42:24,106 --> 00:42:25,760 All right, listen up. 878 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:30,722 You tell me what I need to hear and I make this go away. 879 00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:33,072 You see, I can be a nice guy, too. 880 00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,509 [Tense music] 881 00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:38,164 What are you doing? 882 00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:40,166 - I want you, Agent Bean. 883 00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:43,038 Yes, you're gettin' it. 884 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:43,996 Yeah. 885 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:45,954 You feel it too, don't you? 886 00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:46,999 - [Bean] No, I smell. 887 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:48,870 - Yes, the sexy talk. 888 00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,089 Oh, yeah. 889 00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:51,960 I want a good guy for a change. 890 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:55,137 Come on, let's do it on your desk. 891 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:56,399 Yeah. 892 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:57,313 - [Bean] You smell like Euro person's barf. 893 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:58,532 - I'll tell you everything. 894 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,491 I can't keep my mouth shut during sex. 895 00:43:03,755 --> 00:43:06,061 - Stop or I will have you arrested. 896 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,410 - Yeah. 897 00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:09,717 Get the cuffs ready, Daddy. 898 00:43:10,762 --> 00:43:12,633 [Yells] 899 00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:14,026 [groaning] 900 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,071 Oh, my teeth! 901 00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:17,377 My teeth! 902 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,161 You broke my teeth! 903 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:30,608 - [Archie] What happened? 904 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:31,565 Come on, come on, come on. 905 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,479 We gotta get you out of here. 906 00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:33,262 We gotta get you out of here. 907 00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,089 - My god. 908 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,439 Who, in there? 909 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,050 In there? 910 00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:40,139 [Laughing] 911 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:42,141 - You're all right. 912 00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:43,142 You're gonna be all right. 913 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:43,925 - All right, get her in. 914 00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:44,839 Get her in. 915 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:46,798 - Get her out of here! 916 00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:47,712 - [Sonny] Oh, yeah? 917 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:48,538 Oh, yeah. 918 00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:49,322 Okay. 919 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:50,149 All right. 920 00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:50,976 All right. 921 00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:51,933 Okay. 922 00:43:51,977 --> 00:43:52,978 Hi. 923 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,370 Hello, yeah. 924 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:55,894 Okay. 925 00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:56,721 Come on! 926 00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:05,991 - Why are we doing this? 927 00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:08,080 - I think this is the place, Arch. 928 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:11,039 - A hundred bucks each gets us a nice escort. 929 00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,998 Easy and done, huh? 930 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:14,347 - Come on. 931 00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:15,391 - Day dates aren't good. 932 00:44:15,435 --> 00:44:17,263 No one does day dates. 933 00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,700 Hey, this won't be good. 934 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:21,049 - Just be cool, okay? 935 00:44:21,093 --> 00:44:22,311 Give it a chance. 936 00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:24,183 We might be courting our future wives here. 937 00:44:24,226 --> 00:44:25,053 - Quick hair and makeup check. 938 00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:26,707 - Okay. 939 00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:27,534 - Perfect. 940 00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:30,276 - Hi. 941 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,190 Welcome. 942 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,887 Wow, you guys clean up nice. 943 00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:34,106 - Well, thank you very much. 944 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:35,237 - Hi, Archie. 945 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:36,630 Oh, Sonny. 946 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:37,413 Hi. 947 00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:38,414 - Hi. 948 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,547 Hey, whose birthday? 949 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,071 You ladies having a party? 950 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:45,421 [Laughing] 951 00:44:47,162 --> 00:44:48,424 - Hi. 952 00:44:48,468 --> 00:44:50,165 It's my daughter's ninth birthday. 953 00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:52,951 Your mother said you were family guys. 954 00:44:52,994 --> 00:44:54,648 - Oh. 955 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,563 - And after we saw how you handled that boy with that stuff, 956 00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:59,522 we thought, let's try a first date here. 957 00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:01,089 - Pretty original, huh? 958 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,569 - Yeah. - Yeah. 959 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,005 - Will you come help me grab some lids. 960 00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:04,832 - Yes. 961 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:06,616 - Ooh. 962 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,229 Looks like we ain't gettin' laid. 963 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:11,317 - Well, no. 964 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,233 There's too many coats on the bed. 965 00:45:14,276 --> 00:45:17,192 - [Woman] Would you like to have some punch? 966 00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:18,759 - Could one of you help Jennifer 967 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,979 with the cake and the clown? 968 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:22,850 - Yeah, sure. 969 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:26,114 I'll help with the cake and how about Arch, 970 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:28,856 you go help her with the clown. 971 00:45:30,684 --> 00:45:32,251 - Clown. 972 00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:33,034 - Yeah. 973 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,035 - [Archie] Yeah, sure. 974 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:34,819 - Go ahead, buddy. 975 00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:35,645 - What's he need? 976 00:45:35,689 --> 00:45:36,429 - I'll show you. 977 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,952 - Yeah, go enjoy. 978 00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:41,826 - Just fucking open. 979 00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:43,828 Just fucking open! 980 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:45,177 Piece of shit. 981 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,482 Just fucking pop. 982 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,313 - You look like a homeless joke. 983 00:45:52,967 --> 00:45:54,099 - Listen, asshole. 984 00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:55,143 I don't need. 985 00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:55,970 - What's in this, huh? 986 00:45:56,014 --> 00:45:57,189 More clowns? 987 00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:58,625 - You are a wiseguy. [Subdued pop] 988 00:45:58,668 --> 00:45:59,408 Fuck. 989 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:00,322 - What was that? 990 00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:01,236 Some kind of special effect? 991 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,803 - It pops. 992 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:05,066 It scares the little bastards when I get my shit out. 993 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,241 - Ain't gonna scare no one. 994 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,025 - Oh, no. 995 00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:08,287 I know. 996 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:09,810 It's supposed to pop confetti, but it didn't. 997 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,116 You know, fuck 'em. 998 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:12,204 They don't get the pop, all right? 999 00:46:12,247 --> 00:46:13,466 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1000 00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:14,380 What do you mean they don't get the pop? 1001 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:15,947 - They don't get the pop. 1002 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:17,209 - Hey kids want a pop, they get the fucking pop. 1003 00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:17,992 - No, man. 1004 00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:18,819 I do this all the time. 1005 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:19,602 - Wait here. 1006 00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:20,516 - I don't want to wait. 1007 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,779 - Don't you freaking move. 1008 00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:24,216 - Hopefully it didn't lock again. 1009 00:46:24,259 --> 00:46:25,173 Ah, it locked again! 1010 00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:26,435 Hurry up back! 1011 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,325 - This is what snaps, right? 1012 00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:47,543 - Yeah. 1013 00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:48,806 Yeah, you put the flash powder in there, 1014 00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:52,287 and you open it up, and it pops with confetti. 1015 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:53,593 What's that? 1016 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:55,290 - These kids deserve a real show, all right? 1017 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:57,292 None of that sissy flash powder. 1018 00:46:57,336 --> 00:46:58,337 - I don't know. 1019 00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,729 - You need some balls. 1020 00:46:59,773 --> 00:47:01,688 - I need a lot more than that. 1021 00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:04,299 I just wanna get this done. 1022 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,780 - What, you got someplace to be? 1023 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,347 - Anyplace but here. 1024 00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:09,739 I hate kids. 1025 00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:12,873 - God, you are a lousy clown, you know that? 1026 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:14,875 - Hey, everybody. 1027 00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:17,747 Who wants to have some party time? 1028 00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:19,837 Huh? 1029 00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:23,405 Who wants to have some fun? 1030 00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:25,146 Who wants to have some fun? 1031 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:25,930 What? 1032 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:27,018 - Where's your makeup? 1033 00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:28,236 - I don't wear makeup, kid. 1034 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,890 I'm hungover. 1035 00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:33,763 I can't use a mirror when I'm hungover, all right? 1036 00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:34,982 Wait a second. 1037 00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:37,245 What's that in your ear hole? 1038 00:47:37,289 --> 00:47:38,203 Let me see. 1039 00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:43,861 A shiny new quarter. 1040 00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:44,774 - You suck! 1041 00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:50,432 - You know what's better than a shiny quarter? 1042 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:52,521 I gotta go in my pants to get it. 1043 00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:54,175 - Ew. 1044 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,698 - But it's coupons! 1045 00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,310 Huh? 1046 00:47:58,353 --> 00:48:00,442 You get two-for-one milk. 1047 00:48:00,486 --> 00:48:01,791 - [Kid] Where's the cake? 1048 00:48:01,835 --> 00:48:03,141 The clown sucks! 1049 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:04,403 - Whoa, come on. 1050 00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:05,621 - [Kids] Cake, cake, clown sucks! 1051 00:48:05,665 --> 00:48:06,927 Cake, cake, cake! 1052 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:09,669 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1053 00:48:09,712 --> 00:48:10,583 Hey, Mom. 1054 00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:11,453 A little help, Mom. 1055 00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:13,151 Please. 1056 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,761 - [Kids] Cake, cake, clown sucks! 1057 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,763 Cake, cake, cake, clown sucks! 1058 00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:18,330 - All right, okay. 1059 00:48:18,373 --> 00:48:19,635 Okay. 1060 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:23,248 I'm gonna open up my magical suitcase. 1061 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:25,293 On the count of three. 1062 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:28,949 There are things in here that truly amaze. 1063 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,560 Are you ready? 1064 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:32,387 One, 1065 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:35,129 two, 1066 00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:36,043 three. [Explosion booms] 1067 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:37,305 [kids screaming] 1068 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:39,307 Holy, fucking shit! 1069 00:48:39,351 --> 00:48:40,700 Jesus Christ! 1070 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:41,701 Help me! 1071 00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:43,137 Help me! 1072 00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,096 Holy mother of God! 1073 00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:45,923 My god! 1074 00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:47,837 Oh, my god! 1075 00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:49,752 Oh, shit! 1076 00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,407 My fucking fingers! 1077 00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:57,325 [Yelling] 1078 00:48:59,371 --> 00:49:00,502 Oh, my god! 1079 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,330 Oh, my god! 1080 00:49:03,331 --> 00:49:06,073 [Upbeat music] 1081 00:49:18,738 --> 00:49:21,001 [laughing] 1082 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,011 [tense music] 1083 00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:41,587 - Who starts first? 1084 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:47,071 - This the Triad or a boy band? 1085 00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:52,032 Do any of youse speak English? 1086 00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:58,430 - I speak English. 1087 00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:00,214 Do you? 1088 00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:04,479 - Who's Mr. And Mrs. Smith? 1089 00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:07,569 - Insurance. 1090 00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:10,442 - Seriously? 1091 00:50:11,747 --> 00:50:14,185 - Why don't we discuss the important elements 1092 00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,013 of this collaboration. 1093 00:50:17,275 --> 00:50:18,406 - Okay. 1094 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,234 Let's give that a try. 1095 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:23,498 - My uncle is not a patient man. 1096 00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:27,024 - Gentleman, as the owner of this facility, 1097 00:50:29,591 --> 00:50:32,812 this doesn't have to be a hostile discussion. 1098 00:50:32,855 --> 00:50:35,467 If we could all agree to just. 1099 00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:45,607 - I'm not interested in sharing anything with Ma. 1100 00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:49,176 However, in the spirit of cooperation, 1101 00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:51,396 we could look into some kind of equal. 1102 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:54,138 [Laughing] 1103 00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:56,096 - Did he say equal? 1104 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,706 Equal, you say. 1105 00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:58,968 - He says. 1106 00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:00,231 - I say. 1107 00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:01,058 - Say. 1108 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,106 - We agree that you take the factory lines 1109 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,500 of the green and red grass. 1110 00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:11,111 As well as the pills. 1111 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:13,853 But leave the blue powder for us. 1112 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:21,295 - How about Ma takes the blue powder 1113 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:27,649 and you and your little Chinese leprechaun over there, 1114 00:51:28,476 --> 00:51:30,870 you take the rest of that crap? 1115 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:32,567 - How about we cut the bullshit? 1116 00:51:32,611 --> 00:51:33,960 - Sure. 1117 00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:35,527 - Sure? 1118 00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,094 - Listen, sister. 1119 00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:38,138 - Sister? 1120 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:39,008 - Say. 1121 00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:48,366 - Our two families, if you will, aren't going to mesh. 1122 00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:51,543 We're doing this dance, but you and I, 1123 00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:56,461 we both knew coming into this how it was going to end up. 1124 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,467 [Guns firing] 1125 00:52:04,643 --> 00:52:07,167 - I was a boxer, Chinaman. 1126 00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,691 [Gun firing] 1127 00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:14,392 [yells] 1128 00:52:22,878 --> 00:52:24,097 - Duck, honey. 1129 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:29,363 - Duck hunting? 1130 00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:31,539 - I just saved your life. 1131 00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,718 How many times have we been in a shootout? 1132 00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:38,764 - Shit, that's 12 or so. 1133 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:40,940 Why? 1134 00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:43,725 - I think it's about time for a pie fight. 1135 00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,249 - What are you talking about? 1136 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:48,643 - [Woman] Big creamy pies in people's faces. 1137 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:50,471 Just like the Stooges. 1138 00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:52,169 - Say. 1139 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:56,129 - Why are there pies in a shootout? 1140 00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,742 - I don't know. 1141 00:53:00,786 --> 00:53:02,962 I just thought it was funny. 1142 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:07,271 - Let Ollie handle the rough stuff if it gets to that. 1143 00:53:07,314 --> 00:53:08,489 Where is that idiot anyway? 1144 00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:09,795 - Listen to me. 1145 00:53:09,838 --> 00:53:11,449 I don't want to get into any mess. 1146 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:13,581 The goal is to find out what they know about the convoy. 1147 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:14,539 - Okay, okay. 1148 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:15,583 You know me. 1149 00:53:16,932 --> 00:53:20,240 [Guns firing] 1150 00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:21,459 - Hey, guys. 1151 00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:22,547 Give us a hand. 1152 00:53:25,854 --> 00:53:26,942 - Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1153 00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:28,379 - Hey, get down! 1154 00:53:33,558 --> 00:53:38,258 - See, even the chinks know how to use American muscle. 1155 00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:44,656 [Horn honks] 1156 00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:48,268 - That was the kid's toy grenade, you idiot! 1157 00:53:49,835 --> 00:53:52,272 - Can't even check your kids! 1158 00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:03,718 - What the hell are you doing? 1159 00:54:03,762 --> 00:54:04,937 Who is this guy? 1160 00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:05,764 What the? 1161 00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:09,420 [Mouthing tune] 1162 00:54:16,949 --> 00:54:19,691 - [Sonny] Get the fuck out of here! 1163 00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:22,607 - You know, we were set up along with those chinks. 1164 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,217 - Asians. 1165 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:26,828 - There's no way that fat broad is getting one over on us. 1166 00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,700 - You wanna whack Ma? 1167 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,049 - No, we don't kill her. 1168 00:54:30,092 --> 00:54:31,485 We hurt her. 1169 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:32,617 - Like the clown? 1170 00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,748 - That was an accident. 1171 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:35,272 No. 1172 00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:37,535 We hit her like a comet. 1173 00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:39,188 Straight up her ass. 1174 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,583 - You got a plan? 1175 00:54:42,627 --> 00:54:44,324 - Oh, I got a plan. 1176 00:54:56,771 --> 00:54:59,296 - So let's try this again, okay? 1177 00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:00,297 No bullshit. 1178 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:02,647 - Okay. 1179 00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:06,868 Look, I'm really sorry that it came to this, 1180 00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:09,828 but the new teeth, they look good. 1181 00:55:09,871 --> 00:55:11,786 Look, the fact that you're cooperating with us, 1182 00:55:11,830 --> 00:55:13,962 I think, makes it better for everyone. 1183 00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:15,094 - Yes. 1184 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:15,877 Yes. 1185 00:55:17,052 --> 00:55:19,707 - We want Ma and your little buddies, 1186 00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:22,493 Siegfried and Roy, work for Ma. 1187 00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:25,931 We want them to get her. 1188 00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:27,889 You help us get them. 1189 00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:30,805 Catch and release. 1190 00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:33,765 - How's that legal? 1191 00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:34,635 - Trust me. 1192 00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:35,854 - Trust you? 1193 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:37,899 Oh, like planting drugs. 1194 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:41,686 - It's all water under the bridge now, Evvy. 1195 00:55:41,729 --> 00:55:44,776 Look, we're turning a new page here today. 1196 00:55:44,819 --> 00:55:46,647 You came to me. 1197 00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,388 That's trust, right? 1198 00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:49,215 - Sure. 1199 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:51,739 - So now text 'em. 1200 00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:52,610 - Text 'em? 1201 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,787 Text 'em? 1202 00:55:55,830 --> 00:55:59,530 - Text them that you want to meet them at the Boxing Times. 1203 00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:00,400 - Texting. 1204 00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:03,751 Meet me, Evvy, at Boxing Times. 1205 00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:08,800 - [Bean] You don't have to talk while you type. 1206 00:56:08,843 --> 00:56:11,193 - Wink, slash, smiley face. 1207 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,937 - Evvy's teeth really got messed up. 1208 00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:18,853 I hope she doesn't overdose on pain killers. 1209 00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:20,115 - Yeah. 1210 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:20,899 Me, too. 1211 00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:22,030 I'm worried about her. 1212 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:22,814 - [Sonny] Yeah. 1213 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:24,119 Me, too. 1214 00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:27,035 - It's her and she's speaking code. 1215 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:28,167 A gay emoji! 1216 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:30,822 And she never uses Evelyn. 1217 00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,519 - Could be a trap. 1218 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:35,000 - Nah, she wouldn't let that happen. 1219 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:37,916 [Cellphone rings] 1220 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:39,526 Bonjourno, Ma. 1221 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:41,920 - [Ma On Phone] Get your asses over here! 1222 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:44,096 There's shit going on. 1223 00:56:44,139 --> 00:56:45,271 - On our way. 1224 00:56:46,446 --> 00:56:49,014 - Could be another trap, Archie. 1225 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:51,451 - She wouldn't whack us at her own place. 1226 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:52,670 She still needs us for something. 1227 00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:53,801 - [Sonny] You think so? 1228 00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:56,891 - Not only do the chinks have Ollie, 1229 00:56:56,935 --> 00:57:00,199 the bastards took out all my best people. 1230 00:57:02,288 --> 00:57:05,813 - We'll help in any way we can to find Ollie. 1231 00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:07,162 Won't we, Sonny? 1232 00:57:07,206 --> 00:57:08,207 - Absolutely. 1233 00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:09,426 - Yeah, yeah? 1234 00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:15,388 Well, you two assholes are the last guys I got. 1235 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:21,394 And I want to fill you in on something. 1236 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,830 It's a big deal. 1237 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:26,181 You can retire on it. 1238 00:57:27,095 --> 00:57:29,489 - You want to retire us, Ma? 1239 00:57:33,972 --> 00:57:36,496 - What does that mean? 1240 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,237 What the hell does that mean? 1241 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,586 - I don't know. 1242 00:57:41,501 --> 00:57:44,199 So what's this deal anyway? 1243 00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:46,593 - I want to get a jump on Ling. 1244 00:57:46,637 --> 00:57:50,771 And then, I want to send him a retirement package. 1245 00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:51,816 You in? 1246 00:57:53,121 --> 00:57:53,905 - In what? 1247 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,690 - We got this car man. 1248 00:57:56,734 --> 00:57:57,517 - [Roxy] Oh, my god. 1249 00:57:57,561 --> 00:57:58,300 Oh, my god, Ma! 1250 00:57:58,344 --> 00:57:59,127 Ma! 1251 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:04,002 - This is the conspiracy of the century, Ma. 1252 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,525 It's all confirmed. 1253 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:12,837 Judging by the subliminal messages, 1254 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,494 a number of vans and trucks with priceless objects 1255 00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:19,931 will make their way from four points of origin. 1256 00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:22,629 The entire convoy will have no security. 1257 00:58:22,673 --> 00:58:24,805 And the cargo will be stored underground 1258 00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:26,981 at a depth of 666 meters. 1259 00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:31,072 Barry Ling is tipped off by Mayor Brown. 1260 00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:33,205 He gets a 40 % cut of the haul. 1261 00:58:33,248 --> 00:58:34,902 - Over my fat ass! 1262 00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:35,947 - Tell him, Mama. 1263 00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:36,774 - Shut up! 1264 00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:41,039 We lost good guys to that rice-eating prick. 1265 00:58:41,082 --> 00:58:43,041 And now all I got are you two. 1266 00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:44,651 Can you pull it off? 1267 00:58:44,695 --> 00:58:45,478 - Pull off what? 1268 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,305 - The heist! 1269 00:58:46,348 --> 00:58:47,915 Jacking the convoy. 1270 00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,830 What else, dumbass? 1271 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:53,399 These rich dicks have been saving their fortunes 1272 00:58:53,442 --> 00:58:57,403 just in case life on this planet is destroyed. 1273 00:58:57,446 --> 00:59:02,234 They're hedging their bets and we are gonna wipe them out. 1274 00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:04,541 You in? 1275 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:06,978 - [Both] Yeah. 1276 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,938 [Grunting] 1277 00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:23,603 - Sonny, don't laugh. 1278 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:25,083 Come on. 1279 00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:28,521 - These springs aren't what they used to be. 1280 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,958 [Laughing] 1281 00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:32,003 Oh, yeah? 1282 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:33,744 Keep on laughing! 1283 00:59:33,787 --> 00:59:37,095 When I get up I'm gonna sit on your face! 1284 00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:39,576 Somebody, do something! 1285 00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:41,752 Call a tow truck! 1286 00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:44,058 [Laughing] 1287 00:59:44,102 --> 00:59:45,625 [yelling] 1288 00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:48,149 [gong crashes] 1289 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:58,029 - So, Ma has laid my nephew up in the hospital 1290 00:59:58,072 --> 01:00:01,336 and thinks she can move on my convoy. 1291 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:04,601 Well, we have thinned that cow's herd. 1292 01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:09,127 Let her roll after the convoy herself. 1293 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,872 All of my friends are betting on the convoy. 1294 01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:16,090 [Muffled scream] 1295 01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:17,178 Ah. 1296 01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:21,095 Know this. 1297 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:27,711 Always bet on yourself unless you're a shit-for-brains wop. 1298 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,975 Something you have plenty of time to think about. 1299 01:00:31,018 --> 01:00:35,153 But now, I have other business to attend to. 1300 01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:36,371 My wealthy friends need to see 1301 01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:39,026 I'm in the lifeboat with them. 1302 01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:42,290 - NASA and the White House took to the airwaves 1303 01:00:42,334 --> 01:00:45,293 and the internet last night to assure the world 1304 01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:49,863 that Earth will be spared form the approaching comet. 1305 01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:02,049 - Oh, what happened to the hand, man? 1306 01:01:02,093 --> 01:01:03,137 - Gone. 1307 01:01:04,138 --> 01:01:05,183 - Oh. 1308 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,967 What can I get ya? 1309 01:01:07,011 --> 01:01:11,842 - Uh, just give me a plain egg bagel and a large coffee. 1310 01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:15,193 One at a time. 1311 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,196 - You mean the Egg McBagel? 1312 01:01:18,239 --> 01:01:20,111 - An egg bagel, plain. 1313 01:01:20,154 --> 01:01:21,721 - An Egg McBagel. 1314 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:24,115 - What is this, fucking McDonald's? 1315 01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:26,117 Just give me an egg bagel. 1316 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,902 - The Egg McBagel. 1317 01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:33,037 - What else you got with egg? 1318 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,823 Just give me an egg bagel, all right? 1319 01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:38,042 I'm on a lot of pain meds. 1320 01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:39,696 - An Egg McBagel. 1321 01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:41,306 - Oh, you're not fucking McDonald's, all right? 1322 01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:42,829 They can Mc anything they want! 1323 01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:44,265 You can't! 1324 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:46,180 They got the McRib, the McChicken, the McMcMuffin! 1325 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,226 They can do it, you can't! 1326 01:01:48,269 --> 01:01:49,923 - One Egg McBagel! 1327 01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:53,361 - Now you're putting cheese on it, asshole! 1328 01:01:55,059 --> 01:01:57,322 - Toilet's clogged up. 1329 01:01:57,365 --> 01:01:58,279 - Oh, shit. 1330 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:02,283 - I've been looking for you. 1331 01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:07,419 [Laughs] How's the hand? 1332 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,900 [Laughs] 1333 01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:12,206 By the way, I feel a little bad about that. 1334 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:14,948 That's why I came here, to make it up to you. 1335 01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:15,993 Offer you a job. 1336 01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:17,646 - Oh, really? 1337 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:18,909 - Yeah. 1338 01:02:18,952 --> 01:02:20,127 - What do you got, an Eyes Wide Shut party 1339 01:02:20,171 --> 01:02:23,914 with people who dig one-handed clowns? 1340 01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:26,960 - One day of work and you can retire. 1341 01:02:27,004 --> 01:02:30,964 Or buy a bionic hand that shoots seltzer water, whatever. 1342 01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:31,791 Or both. 1343 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:32,705 I don't give a shit. 1344 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,273 You'll never have to work again. 1345 01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:42,149 - Tell this asshole he sells bagels, not McBagels. 1346 01:02:42,193 --> 01:02:43,194 - This guy? 1347 01:02:43,237 --> 01:02:43,977 - Yeah. 1348 01:02:44,021 --> 01:02:45,109 - He's a client of mine. 1349 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:48,416 Hey, change it to bagel with cheese 1350 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:51,550 or I kick the McShit out of you, huh? 1351 01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:57,599 - Hey, yo! 1352 01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:58,426 Yo! 1353 01:02:59,253 --> 01:03:00,733 You're that guy. 1354 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:04,911 The boxer from the restaurant from the other night. 1355 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:09,133 - Yeah, that's me. 1356 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:10,743 - You need a job? 1357 01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:13,572 - This is my day job. 1358 01:03:13,615 --> 01:03:16,880 I beat the shit out of people at night. 1359 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,839 - What, are you an actor? 1360 01:03:21,145 --> 01:03:22,755 - What kind of job? 1361 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:26,063 Like meeting up with guys like you in back lots like this? 1362 01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:26,846 - Come on. 1363 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,022 Nothing like that. 1364 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:32,504 One afternoon's work you can retire from both your jobs. 1365 01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:33,810 Day and night. 1366 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,378 [Sighs] 1367 01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:43,036 - All right, I'm listening. 1368 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:47,824 - Do you think we can borrow a few wires from the studio? 1369 01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:54,178 - We got her. 1370 01:03:54,221 --> 01:03:58,486 - [Laughs] It's official? 1371 01:03:58,530 --> 01:04:00,662 - Yeah, we pull this off, we live like kings 1372 01:04:00,706 --> 01:04:03,840 and no one's gonna be the wiser. 1373 01:04:03,883 --> 01:04:06,146 I mean, there is so much loot in those trucks, 1374 01:04:06,190 --> 01:04:08,496 no one's gonna miss a million or two. 1375 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,194 - You grab a little something for our troubles, 1376 01:04:10,237 --> 01:04:14,285 nab Ma and Ling, and we come out heroes, baby. 1377 01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:19,594 - When Evvy comes through and those two idiots deliver Ma, 1378 01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:23,120 Ma knows the convoy routes and Ling's plans. 1379 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:26,210 Then, and only then, will Operation Garlic & Gunpowder 1380 01:04:26,253 --> 01:04:27,820 be a win-win. 1381 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:32,129 - [Laughs] And we let Ma do all the heavy lifting. 1382 01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:34,914 - Are you sure you can trust Evvy? 1383 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:35,741 - Yeah, I think so. 1384 01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:36,785 Yeah. 1385 01:04:36,829 --> 01:04:38,178 - You slept with her? 1386 01:04:38,222 --> 01:04:39,049 - What? 1387 01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:40,398 No. 1388 01:04:40,441 --> 01:04:41,529 - How do you know you can trust her? 1389 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,183 - Well, because I. 1390 01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:46,491 - You did, didn't you? 1391 01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:47,884 - No, I didn't. 1392 01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:48,710 - You did. 1393 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:50,712 - No, I didn't. 1394 01:04:50,756 --> 01:04:51,713 - Hey, you can tell me. 1395 01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:52,627 Come on. 1396 01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:54,586 I mean, it's part of the job. 1397 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:56,936 There's no shame in it. 1398 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,198 - It would be like fucking a bowl of soup. 1399 01:04:58,242 --> 01:04:59,286 No. 1400 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:02,246 No, I didn't, okay? 1401 01:05:02,289 --> 01:05:03,247 No. 1402 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:04,291 No. 1403 01:05:04,335 --> 01:05:05,466 Knock it off. 1404 01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:09,993 - [Woman] Come on, hit! 1405 01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,255 Hit! 1406 01:05:11,298 --> 01:05:12,430 - What's she doing here? 1407 01:05:12,473 --> 01:05:13,692 - Oh, yeah. 1408 01:05:13,735 --> 01:05:15,041 Glad you could make it. 1409 01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:17,000 [Spits] 1410 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,219 I know this place is safe. 1411 01:05:19,263 --> 01:05:21,787 But the only way I could get in 1412 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:25,225 was a promise to be her sparring partner. 1413 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:26,183 Oh, yeah. 1414 01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:27,532 - She's gonna hear, Evvy. 1415 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:29,403 - Ah, she can't hear nothing. 1416 01:05:29,447 --> 01:05:30,448 Oh, no. 1417 01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:31,405 Are you kidding me? 1418 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:32,450 She's in fight mode. 1419 01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:34,104 Look at this bitch. 1420 01:05:34,147 --> 01:05:35,409 Yeah, take a nap. 1421 01:05:35,453 --> 01:05:36,933 Take a nap, Rhonda. 1422 01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:42,677 [Grunting] 1423 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:49,162 The convoy will be passing through Edgin Gulch at 11 a.m. 1424 01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,948 You let me know your hit spot, 1425 01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:56,953 but the best place for the ambush is Dotter's Corners. 1426 01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:00,217 They can block the streets from either side 1427 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,262 and they'll be hemmed in. 1428 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:03,089 Come on! 1429 01:06:07,398 --> 01:06:09,139 [Grunts] 1430 01:06:09,182 --> 01:06:12,011 - Evvy really goes out of her way for us, Arch. 1431 01:06:12,055 --> 01:06:12,838 - Okay. 1432 01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:13,795 All right. 1433 01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:15,536 So, Ma'll be there? 1434 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:17,103 - Yeah. 1435 01:06:17,147 --> 01:06:18,322 - Like this! 1436 01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:20,715 [Grunting] 1437 01:06:22,108 --> 01:06:23,805 - Ah, that's my tooth, bitch! 1438 01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:25,242 - You wanted it! 1439 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:28,332 All right, meet you there? 1440 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:30,725 - Yeah, we'll meet you there. 1441 01:06:30,769 --> 01:06:31,509 - [Evelyn] Take it. 1442 01:06:31,552 --> 01:06:32,640 Take a Xanax, would ya? 1443 01:06:32,684 --> 01:06:33,467 - With Ma. 1444 01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:40,474 [Grunts] 1445 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:43,347 [uptempo music] 1446 01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:33,397 - Welcome to Big City Bagels. 1447 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,486 What can I get ya? 1448 01:07:35,529 --> 01:07:38,184 - Let me get the egg bagel. 1449 01:07:38,228 --> 01:07:40,578 - You mean the Egg McBagel. 1450 01:08:44,816 --> 01:08:45,904 - We all set? 1451 01:08:47,601 --> 01:08:50,256 - Who are you talking to, me or the clown? 1452 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:51,475 - I have a name. 1453 01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:54,478 - Both of ya. 1454 01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:56,175 - [Both] Yeah, yeah. 1455 01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:57,045 All set. 1456 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:06,229 - What took you so long, Uber dicks? 1457 01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,143 Whoa, nice. 1458 01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:20,504 Hey, Cagney and Lacey. 1459 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:22,723 We gotta be at Dotter's Corners by 11. 1460 01:09:22,767 --> 01:09:23,681 Step on it! 1461 01:09:30,383 --> 01:09:31,689 Oh, dick. 1462 01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:33,473 - Willy, you drive. 1463 01:09:33,517 --> 01:09:35,562 Robert, you navigate. 1464 01:09:35,606 --> 01:09:38,174 And Roxy, finish your breakfast. 1465 01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:42,961 Get the fuck off me, Roxy! 1466 01:09:44,571 --> 01:09:47,008 [Ma grunts] 1467 01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:49,620 Start the car! 1468 01:09:50,751 --> 01:09:53,232 And where's my fucking sweater? 1469 01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:55,539 - [Willy] I think you're sitting on it, baby. 1470 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:56,888 - [Man On Radio] Will the comet hit us? 1471 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:59,499 Scientists and politicians are still debating. 1472 01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:02,067 Regardless, the world is holding its breath. 1473 01:10:02,110 --> 01:10:06,637 - Even if it hits, we will piss on the world's ashes. 1474 01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:32,837 [Grunting] 1475 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,708 - It doesn't work. 1476 01:10:34,752 --> 01:10:38,234 - How far does that tele thing say, Robert? 1477 01:10:41,411 --> 01:10:43,587 - About 60 miles and change. 1478 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:50,985 - They better have lined up a damn good crew for this. 1479 01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:53,814 Archie, he said he got the best. 1480 01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:58,210 Ha, we'll see. 1481 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:03,824 - 20 minutes tops to get it 1482 01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,826 just like we rehearsed, all right? 1483 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:06,697 The chinks. 1484 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:07,872 - Oh, chinks? 1485 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:10,309 - The Chinese. 1486 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,269 - Yeah, I get it, I get it, but, uh. 1487 01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:16,794 What, are you gonna use racial slurs behind my back, too? 1488 01:11:16,837 --> 01:11:18,099 - No. 1489 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:21,712 And if I did, I'd put an A at the end of it. 1490 01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:30,851 Do think you're a total fag though. 1491 01:11:37,554 --> 01:11:39,643 - Wait, you guys rehearsed? 1492 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:42,210 [Laughing] 1493 01:11:42,254 --> 01:11:42,994 - Mind if we stop? 1494 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,865 I gotta take a piss. 1495 01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:49,827 What? 1496 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,394 I got a small bladder. 1497 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:53,700 - [Sonny] The chances of this working 1498 01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:57,530 the way we threw this together, very slim. 1499 01:11:57,574 --> 01:12:00,794 - [Archie] All we need is 10 minutes, one truck, 1500 01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:02,796 and we'll be sitting on that vineyard. 1501 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:06,409 - We got a clown and a porn star as wingmen. 1502 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:10,674 We ain't getting out of this one. 1503 01:12:10,717 --> 01:12:14,721 We're either going to jail for a very long time 1504 01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:18,072 or we're gonna be joining our clients out there. 1505 01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,030 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1506 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:20,858 We ain't ending up out there. 1507 01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:21,989 You hear me? 1508 01:12:22,033 --> 01:12:24,644 Our pops died in the same bus crash. 1509 01:12:24,688 --> 01:12:28,779 We went to kindergarten, middle school, high school. 1510 01:12:28,822 --> 01:12:30,302 We'll die together. 1511 01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:33,610 At least not like this. 1512 01:12:33,653 --> 01:12:36,482 And besides, we got Evvy. 1513 01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:38,702 She's like a sister. 1514 01:12:38,745 --> 01:12:39,746 Okay, okay. 1515 01:12:39,790 --> 01:12:41,226 Like a second mom. 1516 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:43,794 Point is, we didn't do all this to have 1517 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:47,667 that be our graveyard and reeds be our headstones. 1518 01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:50,104 We're getting out of this. 1519 01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,455 We're gonna be set for life. 1520 01:12:56,284 --> 01:12:58,896 - [Sonny] Good speech, Arch. 1521 01:12:58,939 --> 01:12:59,723 Real good. 1522 01:13:04,815 --> 01:13:06,469 - [Archie] All you gotta do is keep talking 1523 01:13:06,512 --> 01:13:08,035 and show him your briefcase. 1524 01:13:08,079 --> 01:13:09,820 - [Clown] Talk, briefcase. 1525 01:13:09,863 --> 01:13:11,996 But where are the girls? 1526 01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:13,911 - [Archie] They'll be here. 1527 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:15,565 - All right, let me ask you. 1528 01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:18,219 What if someone comes down the road either way? 1529 01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:20,134 - This is a public road. 1530 01:13:20,178 --> 01:13:21,658 - Don't worry about it. 1531 01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,790 We know these roads. 1532 01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:25,183 - How's that? 1533 01:13:25,226 --> 01:13:28,404 - Hey, we do business up here. 1534 01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:32,016 - What kind of business is done up this way? 1535 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:34,671 - Did you just put our business in quotes? 1536 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:35,498 - Yeah. 1537 01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:39,589 - Cook. 1538 01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:42,026 [Tense music] 1539 01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:34,557 - Ladies, you look great in those porn dresses. 1540 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,081 - You didn't tell us it was a bit of a walk up to you. 1541 01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:38,865 - [Archie] Sorry. 1542 01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:43,304 - Ladies, I'd like to thank you for doing this for us. 1543 01:14:43,348 --> 01:14:46,525 - Ah, you're just lucky we like you boys. 1544 01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:48,048 - This is where we wait? 1545 01:14:48,092 --> 01:14:50,398 - Well, they'll be here. 1546 01:14:50,442 --> 01:14:51,878 - For your sake, I hope so. 1547 01:14:51,922 --> 01:14:54,925 - Oh, you got a smart watch? 1548 01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:56,143 - So what? 1549 01:14:56,187 --> 01:14:58,494 - Well, get you laid a lot? 1550 01:15:02,454 --> 01:15:04,848 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1551 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,678 - No means no. 1552 01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:21,473 - This'll be better than a pie fight. 1553 01:15:30,221 --> 01:15:31,004 - Oh. 1554 01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:33,441 Is it the boys? 1555 01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:49,936 - [Bean] It's Ma. 1556 01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:51,808 Holy shit, there she is. 1557 01:15:51,851 --> 01:15:53,026 - So let's get her. 1558 01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:53,940 - What for? 1559 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:55,376 She hasn't done anything yet. 1560 01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:59,859 I don't see your idiot buddies in there with her. 1561 01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:01,861 Unless maybe they're in the trunk. 1562 01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:03,428 [Laughing] 1563 01:16:03,471 --> 01:16:05,038 - What's the difference? 1564 01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:05,822 You got her. 1565 01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:07,171 There she is. 1566 01:16:07,214 --> 01:16:10,043 - You know better than that. 1567 01:16:10,087 --> 01:16:11,654 - What do you mean? 1568 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:13,003 - How many mob hoods do you know flaunt themselves 1569 01:16:13,046 --> 01:16:14,439 in front of the cops, huh? 1570 01:16:14,482 --> 01:16:16,528 We need probable cause. 1571 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,312 It's crime 101, stupid. 1572 01:16:18,356 --> 01:16:19,575 - Oh, blow me. 1573 01:16:21,141 --> 01:16:23,404 - Those aren't our assholes. 1574 01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:27,060 - I told you Sonny and Archie would mess this up, Mama. 1575 01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:28,018 I told you. 1576 01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:44,948 - The convoy! 1577 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:53,347 Step on the pedal! 1578 01:16:55,088 --> 01:16:58,962 - [Evvy] [grunting] You want a garlic fart? 1579 01:16:59,005 --> 01:17:00,572 - We're losing 'em. 1580 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,443 - I've got the pedal to the floor, baby. 1581 01:17:02,487 --> 01:17:04,097 - Don't you pedal me, nigga. 1582 01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:04,924 Catch up! 1583 01:17:07,274 --> 01:17:10,060 - Oh, my back teeth were floating. 1584 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:18,155 Here they come, girls! 1585 01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:18,982 Get ready! 1586 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:24,770 [Engine sputtering] 1587 01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:28,121 - What is it? 1588 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:31,647 What's wrong with the car? 1589 01:17:36,303 --> 01:17:38,697 What is happening right now? 1590 01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:41,308 - I think it's dead, baby. 1591 01:17:41,352 --> 01:17:42,092 - So are we. 1592 01:17:42,135 --> 01:17:43,746 What's the problem? 1593 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:47,750 - Well, the oil light come on about a half hour ago. 1594 01:17:47,793 --> 01:17:49,229 - The oil light? 1595 01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,624 Was the car leaking oil? 1596 01:17:55,148 --> 01:17:57,498 - Yeah, about a quart a day or so. 1597 01:17:57,542 --> 01:18:02,373 - And when did you notice the car was leaking oil? 1598 01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:04,114 - About six days ago. 1599 01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:09,946 - And how many quarts of oil does the car take? 1600 01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:11,425 - [Willy] Five. 1601 01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:13,166 - Nigga, do the math! 1602 01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:51,770 Oil! 1603 01:18:58,168 --> 01:18:59,735 - Robert. 1604 01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:03,434 Robert, why don't you get out there and try to hitchhike? 1605 01:19:03,477 --> 01:19:04,740 - What? 1606 01:19:04,783 --> 01:19:06,263 Why do I have to? 1607 01:19:07,177 --> 01:19:09,222 - When was the last time you saw a black man 1608 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:12,095 try to hitch a ride and get one, hmm? 1609 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:22,583 - [Brunette] Wait, wait, wait. 1610 01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:24,672 Just gotta get it. 1611 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:27,327 [Tense music] 1612 01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:35,205 I got it, I got it, I got it. 1613 01:19:38,556 --> 01:19:40,036 - What's going on? 1614 01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:40,950 - I was wondering? 1615 01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:42,255 Do you guys think you could 1616 01:19:42,299 --> 01:19:44,170 give us a lift to Dotter's Corner? 1617 01:19:44,214 --> 01:19:44,954 - [Brunette] I'm sorry. 1618 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:46,085 Let me just... 1619 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:46,999 I know. 1620 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:47,695 I can get it, I can get it. 1621 01:19:47,739 --> 01:19:48,479 Let me just. 1622 01:19:48,522 --> 01:19:49,741 - Don't rip it! 1623 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:50,829 [Grunting] 1624 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:51,656 - Okay, okay. 1625 01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:52,962 Just calm down. 1626 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,354 Hold on, I'm trying to figure this out. 1627 01:19:54,398 --> 01:19:55,486 I got it, I got it. 1628 01:19:55,529 --> 01:19:56,400 Relax. 1629 01:19:56,443 --> 01:19:57,662 It's okay, we can do this. 1630 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:58,924 - [Jennifer] No, you're pulling it too hard. 1631 01:19:58,968 --> 01:20:01,144 - How do you know which one it is? 1632 01:20:01,187 --> 01:20:02,275 - Just pick one. 1633 01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:04,103 They're all loaded. 1634 01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:06,192 At least that's what Evvy said. 1635 01:20:06,236 --> 01:20:08,325 - And remember, no killing. 1636 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,632 I promised the girls. 1637 01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:14,679 - What'll you do, use harsh language? 1638 01:20:14,722 --> 01:20:15,811 - You, bitch. 1639 01:20:18,726 --> 01:20:19,466 What are you doing? 1640 01:20:19,510 --> 01:20:20,250 You're gonna rip it. 1641 01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:21,686 Stop. 1642 01:20:21,729 --> 01:20:23,079 Just stop doing that. 1643 01:20:23,122 --> 01:20:25,255 You gonna ruin everything. 1644 01:20:25,298 --> 01:20:26,299 Wait, wait. 1645 01:20:26,343 --> 01:20:27,213 You're gonna rip it. 1646 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:28,562 My dress is caught in the door. 1647 01:20:28,606 --> 01:20:29,346 - [Brunette] Oh, my gosh. 1648 01:20:29,389 --> 01:20:30,129 I am so sorry, honey. 1649 01:20:30,173 --> 01:20:31,174 Okay, I got it. 1650 01:20:31,217 --> 01:20:32,131 - No. 1651 01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:33,350 What do you mean you got it? 1652 01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:34,220 No, stop. 1653 01:20:34,264 --> 01:20:36,309 You're gonna rip it. 1654 01:20:36,353 --> 01:20:37,528 - [Brunette] I got it. 1655 01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:38,485 - No, look. 1656 01:20:38,529 --> 01:20:39,269 You're really gonna rip it. 1657 01:20:39,312 --> 01:20:41,184 You're ripping it! 1658 01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:43,447 [Screams] 1659 01:20:47,016 --> 01:20:48,669 What is wrong with you? 1660 01:20:48,713 --> 01:20:52,195 - Now there's something you don't see every day. 1661 01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:54,110 - [Jennifer] Oh, you think this is funny? 1662 01:20:54,153 --> 01:20:56,373 [Screams] 1663 01:21:01,726 --> 01:21:02,596 - We're on. 1664 01:21:03,423 --> 01:21:04,990 - How do you like that, huh? 1665 01:21:05,034 --> 01:21:05,904 Yeah, what? 1666 01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:07,297 You don't like it, do ya? 1667 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:08,385 - It is on. 1668 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:09,168 - Really? 1669 01:21:09,212 --> 01:21:10,517 - Yes! 1670 01:21:10,561 --> 01:21:12,084 [Grunting] 1671 01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:12,911 - Let go of me! 1672 01:21:12,955 --> 01:21:14,782 What are you? 1673 01:21:14,826 --> 01:21:16,828 [Screams] 1674 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,917 [grunts] 1675 01:21:22,442 --> 01:21:25,228 - [Jennifer] That one really hurt. 1676 01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:41,374 - Oh, ladies! 1677 01:21:42,723 --> 01:21:44,203 - Oh, you hit my tit. 1678 01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:46,814 - I may be a clown, but I'm a Christian. 1679 01:21:46,858 --> 01:21:47,685 - Get out of here! 1680 01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,208 - No, no, no, no. 1681 01:21:49,252 --> 01:21:50,993 There's a lot of nipple showing. 1682 01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:52,124 - You better get out of here! 1683 01:21:52,168 --> 01:21:52,951 You better. 1684 01:21:52,995 --> 01:21:53,691 - Ow! 1685 01:21:53,734 --> 01:21:55,171 Look, I implore you. 1686 01:21:55,214 --> 01:21:57,129 - Get him out of here. 1687 01:21:57,173 --> 01:21:57,956 Get out of here! 1688 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,523 Go! 1689 01:21:59,566 --> 01:22:00,916 Come on, bitch. 1690 01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:09,315 - Just shut the fuck up, Roxy. 1691 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:17,323 - Car trouble? 1692 01:22:18,455 --> 01:22:20,848 - No, I'm enjoying the view. 1693 01:22:20,892 --> 01:22:22,981 Yeah, I have car trouble. 1694 01:22:32,034 --> 01:22:33,600 - You gonna tiptoe around? 1695 01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:34,993 Is that what you're gonna do? 1696 01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:36,038 Gonna distract me? 1697 01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:36,864 - [Brunette] Yeah. 1698 01:22:36,908 --> 01:22:37,648 - And then what? 1699 01:22:37,691 --> 01:22:38,954 And then what? 1700 01:22:38,997 --> 01:22:41,304 [Grunting] 1701 01:22:56,536 --> 01:22:57,798 - Someone stinks. 1702 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,412 - What's so important? 1703 01:23:02,455 --> 01:23:04,370 - I ain't got time to explain. 1704 01:23:04,414 --> 01:23:06,590 You, get us ahead of those cars 1705 01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:09,027 and I'll make money drop out your asshole. 1706 01:23:09,071 --> 01:23:09,941 Step on it! 1707 01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:44,410 - Arch, they're coming. 1708 01:23:45,585 --> 01:23:47,544 - [Archie On Radio] Who? 1709 01:23:47,587 --> 01:23:49,328 - The Chinese. 1710 01:23:49,372 --> 01:23:50,112 - [Archie On Radio] Who? 1711 01:23:50,155 --> 01:23:51,374 - Ling's guys. 1712 01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:53,637 The chinks, okay? 1713 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:54,551 The chinks. 1714 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:05,997 - What are we gonna do? 1715 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,043 [Gasps] 1716 01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:24,407 - You. 1717 01:24:27,236 --> 01:24:28,237 It's on now. 1718 01:24:29,499 --> 01:24:32,458 - [Jennifer] Pick it up with your teeth. 1719 01:24:41,337 --> 01:24:42,599 - What the hell is this? 1720 01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:47,647 - You know, it's the damndest thing. [Laughs] 1721 01:24:50,346 --> 01:24:52,522 - I will handle this from here. 1722 01:24:52,565 --> 01:24:54,437 - What are you two talking about? 1723 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,220 [Gun firing] 1724 01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:56,917 [girl screams] 1725 01:24:56,961 --> 01:24:58,354 - Holy shit! 1726 01:24:58,397 --> 01:25:01,008 - What's in the suitcase, clown? 1727 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,228 - More clowns. 1728 01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,537 - You're funny. 1729 01:25:07,580 --> 01:25:09,495 You're a funny clown. 1730 01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:11,454 - Yeah, I try. 1731 01:25:11,497 --> 01:25:13,586 - The girls, what's their story? 1732 01:25:13,630 --> 01:25:17,547 - Would you believe they were fighting over me? 1733 01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:20,637 All right, all right. 1734 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,465 - Give me this suitcase. 1735 01:25:22,508 --> 01:25:24,510 For your sake, you better hope 1736 01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:25,642 there are more clowns in here. 1737 01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:26,643 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1738 01:25:26,686 --> 01:25:27,557 There's a lot of clowns in there. 1739 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:28,906 Lots of clowns. 1740 01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:32,953 [Explosion booms] 1741 01:25:40,787 --> 01:25:42,485 [tense music] 1742 01:25:42,528 --> 01:25:43,312 - Lock it. 1743 01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:50,971 - Federal agents! 1744 01:25:51,015 --> 01:25:53,235 - Drop your guns, dick nuts! 1745 01:25:53,278 --> 01:25:54,453 - Feds? 1746 01:25:54,497 --> 01:25:56,499 Those assholes are feds? 1747 01:25:59,632 --> 01:26:01,852 [Yelling] 1748 01:26:07,510 --> 01:26:09,599 [gun fires] 1749 01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:10,382 [guns firing] 1750 01:26:10,426 --> 01:26:11,209 - [Clown] There. 1751 01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:11,992 Almost there. 1752 01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:12,776 There it is, dresses on. 1753 01:26:12,819 --> 01:26:13,559 - Thank you. 1754 01:26:13,603 --> 01:26:15,561 - All right, go. 1755 01:26:15,605 --> 01:26:17,215 All right. 1756 01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:19,174 Don't go until I get back if you can help it, all right? 1757 01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:19,957 - Okay. 1758 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,567 - [Clown] All right. 1759 01:26:22,742 --> 01:26:25,876 [Guns firing] 1760 01:26:25,919 --> 01:26:26,790 - Easy, big boy. 1761 01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:28,183 Okay, up against the truck. 1762 01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:28,966 Let's go. 1763 01:26:29,009 --> 01:26:30,228 Yeah. 1764 01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:33,013 - Who does your hair Wang Chung, huh? 1765 01:26:36,843 --> 01:26:39,455 [Guns firing] 1766 01:26:43,676 --> 01:26:46,636 This guy speaks Italian. 1767 01:26:46,679 --> 01:26:47,767 [Man speaking Italian] 1768 01:26:47,811 --> 01:26:48,681 - That's Italian. 1769 01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:50,117 - Yeah, I don't understand that. 1770 01:26:50,161 --> 01:26:52,381 You don't look like an Italian guy. 1771 01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:53,686 - There's Asian-Italians. 1772 01:26:53,730 --> 01:26:54,731 - Asian-Italians? 1773 01:26:54,774 --> 01:26:55,732 - Yeah. 1774 01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:56,341 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 1775 01:26:56,385 --> 01:26:57,124 - No, no. 1776 01:26:57,168 --> 01:26:58,387 Don't talk. 1777 01:26:58,430 --> 01:26:58,996 - Well, you know they invented the noodle. 1778 01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:00,040 - Holy shit. 1779 01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:01,694 Look at all of it. 1780 01:27:01,738 --> 01:27:02,782 Shh. 1781 01:27:04,610 --> 01:27:05,481 Oh, my god. 1782 01:27:05,524 --> 01:27:06,699 I can't even count this high. 1783 01:27:06,743 --> 01:27:07,744 Shh. 1784 01:27:07,787 --> 01:27:08,527 I've seen procedurals. 1785 01:27:08,571 --> 01:27:09,441 We gotta do this quick. 1786 01:27:09,485 --> 01:27:10,355 - No, I think we're gonna go. 1787 01:27:10,399 --> 01:27:11,791 - I should get your dress. 1788 01:27:11,835 --> 01:27:13,663 - I don't even know where the fucking keyhole is. 1789 01:27:13,706 --> 01:27:15,795 [Grunting] 1790 01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:19,538 - Now get these back to the car. 1791 01:27:19,582 --> 01:27:20,322 - [Clown] Okay. 1792 01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:21,627 - Go, go! 1793 01:27:21,671 --> 01:27:23,890 - If I ca-caw, it means I'm down. 1794 01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:28,591 - Ca-caw! 1795 01:27:28,634 --> 01:27:30,549 - Come on, seriously? 1796 01:27:32,116 --> 01:27:34,727 [Guns firing] 1797 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,171 - [Man] Ha! 1798 01:27:45,695 --> 01:27:47,871 [Laughing] 1799 01:27:47,914 --> 01:27:50,308 [gun fires] 1800 01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:55,618 - Hey, this has gotta pay better than porn, huh? 1801 01:27:55,661 --> 01:27:57,272 - Get ready for the money shot. 1802 01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,490 - Here I come. 1803 01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:02,842 [Yelling] 1804 01:28:05,367 --> 01:28:06,368 - I got you, Evvy! 1805 01:28:06,411 --> 01:28:07,586 I got you! 1806 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:08,674 - Son of a! 1807 01:28:08,718 --> 01:28:11,677 You set me up, you son of a bitch! 1808 01:28:11,721 --> 01:28:12,765 - No! 1809 01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:14,593 [Gun fires] 1810 01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:15,768 - I can't do this. 1811 01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:16,421 This was such a terrible idea. 1812 01:28:16,465 --> 01:28:17,770 Your idea. 1813 01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,206 - My idea? 1814 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:20,164 - Sonny! 1815 01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:21,296 Sonny! 1816 01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:22,209 No, Sonny. 1817 01:28:22,253 --> 01:28:23,733 You can't leave me. 1818 01:28:23,776 --> 01:28:24,516 Sonny. 1819 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:25,343 - What happened? 1820 01:28:25,387 --> 01:28:26,126 - I don't know. 1821 01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:27,432 He's all fucked up. 1822 01:28:27,476 --> 01:28:28,259 - What? 1823 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:29,434 - He's all fucked up. 1824 01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:30,957 - He's all fucked up! 1825 01:28:31,001 --> 01:28:33,612 [Tense music] 1826 01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:37,616 - You still planning on arresting us after all this? 1827 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:39,879 - I've had a change of heart. 1828 01:28:39,923 --> 01:28:41,838 - You know what's in these trucks, right? 1829 01:28:41,881 --> 01:28:43,143 - Yeah. 1830 01:28:43,187 --> 01:28:45,798 [Guns firing] 1831 01:28:49,149 --> 01:28:51,978 - I'm thinking we get paid for all this trouble. 1832 01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:53,719 - That's good thinking. 1833 01:28:53,763 --> 01:28:55,155 That's really good thinking. 1834 01:28:55,199 --> 01:28:56,418 - Okay, okay. 1835 01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,375 You get these bags to the car, all right? 1836 01:28:57,419 --> 01:28:58,333 - [Clown] Okay. 1837 01:28:58,376 --> 01:28:59,595 - [Roxy] I can't hear anything! 1838 01:28:59,638 --> 01:29:00,726 - Well, I can hear you! 1839 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:03,381 Shut the fuck up, Roxy! 1840 01:29:03,425 --> 01:29:04,600 - The bullet grazed his neck! 1841 01:29:04,643 --> 01:29:05,862 He's gonna be okay! 1842 01:29:05,905 --> 01:29:06,645 - Good. 1843 01:29:06,689 --> 01:29:07,690 - Door! 1844 01:29:07,733 --> 01:29:08,473 Door! 1845 01:29:08,517 --> 01:29:09,387 Door! 1846 01:29:09,431 --> 01:29:11,433 - Sonny, don't die on me! 1847 01:29:12,999 --> 01:29:13,739 Sonny! 1848 01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:14,871 - Oh, my god. 1849 01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,482 Are you okay? 1850 01:29:24,837 --> 01:29:25,838 - That's it. 1851 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:29,886 - Where are you going? 1852 01:29:33,759 --> 01:29:34,804 [Gun firing] 1853 01:29:34,847 --> 01:29:37,328 [Roxy screams] 1854 01:29:41,419 --> 01:29:43,813 [gun fires] 1855 01:29:46,903 --> 01:29:49,862 - [laughs] Fellas, come on. 1856 01:29:49,906 --> 01:29:52,125 We just saved your asses. 1857 01:29:52,169 --> 01:29:52,952 - Open. 1858 01:30:04,181 --> 01:30:08,577 - Looks like you gentlemen got quite the haul there. 1859 01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,404 Congrats. 1860 01:30:12,972 --> 01:30:15,801 - You think we've got room for Barry Ling in our car? 1861 01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:16,846 - Of course. 1862 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,892 In the ashtray. 1863 01:30:19,936 --> 01:30:21,503 [Both laugh] 1864 01:30:21,546 --> 01:30:22,460 - Hey, hey. 1865 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:25,724 Could we please go, Uber dicks? 1866 01:30:25,768 --> 01:30:30,686 - Left you a bag or two just in case you didn't bring one. 1867 01:30:30,729 --> 01:30:31,774 It's been real. 1868 01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:39,782 [Uptempo music] 1869 01:30:52,359 --> 01:30:54,971 - How long we got after we call this in? 1870 01:30:55,014 --> 01:30:57,713 - Why don't we get Ling in cuffs first? 1871 01:30:57,756 --> 01:30:58,975 - What about Ma? 1872 01:30:59,018 --> 01:31:01,238 - She ain't goin' nowhere. 1873 01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,590 - What the hell happened? 1874 01:31:05,634 --> 01:31:07,026 - Robert, help me! 1875 01:31:08,550 --> 01:31:09,681 Help your Ma! 1876 01:31:10,943 --> 01:31:11,683 Get over here! 1877 01:31:11,727 --> 01:31:12,989 Get the fuck over here! 1878 01:31:13,032 --> 01:31:15,470 They're assholes, Robert! 1879 01:31:15,513 --> 01:31:16,296 Help Ma! 1880 01:31:17,210 --> 01:31:18,298 Help your Ma! 1881 01:31:23,565 --> 01:31:26,132 [Both laughing] 1882 01:31:30,963 --> 01:31:33,792 You see, the problem is Willy don't know nothing 1883 01:31:33,836 --> 01:31:37,579 about internal combustion engines, but I do. 1884 01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:41,234 And I know you need oil to run a car, nigga. 1885 01:31:45,717 --> 01:31:50,722 - Operation Garlic & Gunpowder was originally conceived by, 1886 01:31:51,984 --> 01:31:55,945 well, by myself in a very quiet moment when I was sleeping. 1887 01:31:58,382 --> 01:32:02,995 And Agent Bean assisted me during the very loose hours 1888 01:32:03,909 --> 01:32:06,216 when his liver was hurting. 1889 01:32:49,085 --> 01:32:50,129 - Jackpot! 1890 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,132 Meet your love goddess, baby. 1891 01:33:42,051 --> 01:33:42,791 - Ah! 1892 01:33:42,834 --> 01:33:43,661 Oh, shit! 1893 01:33:43,705 --> 01:33:44,444 Oh, shit! 1894 01:33:44,488 --> 01:33:45,576 Don't call my grandma! 1895 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,143 Please, don't call my grandma! 1896 01:33:47,186 --> 01:33:47,926 - Yeah. 1897 01:33:47,970 --> 01:33:48,971 Oh, you bitch! 1898 01:33:49,014 --> 01:33:50,059 You are just a whore! 1899 01:33:50,102 --> 01:33:51,016 - [Man] Here, grab this. 1900 01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:52,365 - Yeah, yeah, that's yours. 1901 01:33:52,409 --> 01:33:54,150 Take it back to prison. 1902 01:33:54,193 --> 01:33:56,979 - My fucking tits are in my mouth. 1903 01:33:57,022 --> 01:33:58,981 How the fuck am I supposed to talk? 1904 01:33:59,024 --> 01:34:00,243 - Be nice. 1905 01:34:00,286 --> 01:34:03,072 - [Willy] Your tit's in everybody's mouth. 1906 01:34:03,115 --> 01:34:05,248 [Laughing] 1907 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:08,860 - I can't even take a decent dump. 1908 01:34:08,904 --> 01:34:10,035 - Stop clowning around. 1909 01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:12,211 - Oh, you mother fucker. 1910 01:34:12,255 --> 01:34:13,125 - Get out of here! 1911 01:34:13,169 --> 01:34:13,952 - [Clown] Mother fuckers! 1912 01:34:13,996 --> 01:34:15,562 [Yelling] 1913 01:34:15,606 --> 01:34:17,086 - I always wanted to say that. 1914 01:34:17,129 --> 01:34:19,218 [Laughing] 1915 01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:24,746 - [Evelyn] Damn it, I can't even pinch a loaf in here! 1916 01:34:24,789 --> 01:34:25,703 - No nose. 1917 01:34:25,747 --> 01:34:26,965 - You don't have a nose? 1918 01:34:27,009 --> 01:34:30,273 - I do have a nose, but I don't have it on. 1919 01:34:31,970 --> 01:34:32,754 - Jackpot! 1920 01:34:34,494 --> 01:34:36,366 I have to do that. 1921 01:34:36,409 --> 01:34:37,672 I lost my whip. 1922 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:39,543 - [Man] Cut! 1923 01:34:39,586 --> 01:34:40,457 - They said cut. 1924 01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:42,024 They said cut. 1925 01:34:42,067 --> 01:34:43,721 - I want gas money from everybody. 1926 01:34:43,765 --> 01:34:45,201 [Laughs] 1927 01:34:45,244 --> 01:34:47,203 - I'll give you some gas. 1928 01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:49,205 - No, I don't want gas from you. 1929 01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:51,163 - Can I ask you a question? 1930 01:34:51,207 --> 01:34:52,643 - You just did, Sonny. 1931 01:34:52,687 --> 01:34:54,950 [Laughing] 1932 01:34:58,301 --> 01:35:00,172 - You're kind of cute, actually. 1933 01:35:00,216 --> 01:35:01,217 - [Evelyn] I am cute. 1934 01:35:01,260 --> 01:35:02,174 Deal with it. 1935 01:35:02,218 --> 01:35:03,306 - All right. 1936 01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:04,873 - [Evelyn] Look at this cute outfit. 1937 01:35:04,916 --> 01:35:05,351 - Drop those little shorts and I will deal with it. 1938 01:35:05,395 --> 01:35:06,918 - What? 1939 01:35:06,962 --> 01:35:09,616 - We were wondering when you guys were gonna show up. 1940 01:35:09,660 --> 01:35:11,488 - There's cheese on your dick! 1941 01:35:11,531 --> 01:35:13,229 - [Man] Back to one, back to one, back to one. 1942 01:35:13,272 --> 01:35:14,883 Redo that, please. 1943 01:35:21,063 --> 01:35:24,849 - [Man] I almost ripped off my microphone. 1944 01:35:24,893 --> 01:35:27,504 [Subdued music] 1945 01:36:44,233 --> 01:36:46,235 [barks] 118690