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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Hey, Cliffie.
Hey, Norm.
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How's your day?
Oh, boring.
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Nothing happens in
this burg anymore.
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I know what you mean.
I am bored.
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Ooh, ooh,
look at that.
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Look what
we got here.
What?
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Look.
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Oh, it's the film critic
at Channel 11.
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No, it's the anchorman
at Channel Eight.
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You want to,
uh... autograph?
Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, excuse me.
Hey, uh...
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Hi, guys.
Hey.
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How are you?
Hey, uh,
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we're really
big fans of yours.
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Yeah.
Oh, well.
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Can we get your autograph?
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Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
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Uh, here,
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let me get something
to write on.
Need a pen?
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Yeah.
A full-service
autograph.
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What a guy!
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Oh, yeah.
You know, I love that, uh,
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that report you did
on that train wreck.
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You know, they ought to get you
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for 60 Minutes
as an anchor.
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No, I... I'm...
Pulitzer Prize.
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John Kerry, Senator Kerry.
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From Massachusetts.
Oh, our Senator!
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm-I'm so sorry.
Sir.
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We didn't mean
to bother you.
Sorry to bother you.
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Hey, wait, Norm,
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maybe he knows Senator Gopher
from The Love Boat.
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Hey, yo!
Hey!
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Hey!
Wait, Senator Kerry!
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(theme song begins)
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got �
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot �
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go �
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always
glad you came �
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� You wanna be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You wanna be where
everybody knows your name �
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� You wanna go
where people know �
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� People are all the same �
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� You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Say, uh, Norm,
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want to go back and,
uh, shoot some stick?
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Oh, I'd love to,
Cliffie, but I'm busy
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talking on the
phone with Vera.
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Huh?
Which reminds me.
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Uh, what are you talking about?
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I'm listening
to every single word.
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Got this down to a science.
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Give me a refill,
please, Woody.
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REBECCA:
Hey, everybody!
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I have the most wonderful news.
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You got a job?
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I have a job.
Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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I confused
having a job
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with being paid
to actually do something.
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It spins just the same,
Carla.
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I just got
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a call from Redbook magazine,
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and I have been selected
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as one of the six Boston
businesswomen
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to get a full beauty
makeover.
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And the final results will
be in their next issue.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I always liked
Redbook.
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Rebecca, I can't possibly think
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why you would need a makeover.
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You're always
impeccably dressed.
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You're constantly
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alluring
without being overstated.
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Well, thank you, Frasier.
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Your eye makeup gives you
a certain feline quality.
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It's irresistible.
Mm.
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And I can't see how anyone
could possibly improve
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on the way your hair cascades
down your face
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in that peekaboo fashion.
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Much like my own darling
Lilith.
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Speak of the devil!
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Not that you're a
devil, of course.
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Just, uh, the
total opposite.
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In fact, you're the
complete opposite
of the devil.
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You're i.e.,
an angel.
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There's no need
to be nervous, Frasier.
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It's perfectly
natural for you
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to be attracted
to other women.
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It shows you have a,
a healthy sex drive.
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I'm attracted
to other men.
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Oh, no, not this
game again.
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Let's see,
where shall I begin?
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Yowsa!
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So Miss Howe's gonna
be in Redbook.
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Well, what is that?
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Some kind of fashion
magazine?
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Oh, no, no.
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It's, uh, more than a fashion
magazine, Woody.
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It, it's about
today's women.
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You know, who they are,
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uh, their wants,
their needs.
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Cliffie, you read Redbook?
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I don't so much
as read it, Norm.
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I, uh, I do take some
of the quizzes, though.
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Would you believe
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that I'm actually
autumn complected?
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Hey, guys, you're not gonna
believe this.
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Gary sold
The Olde Towne Tavern.
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No!
Get out!
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SAM:
No kidding.
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He sold it
to this guy named Frank.
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Uh, runs a bunch of bars
in other cities.
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He's already in.
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Wait a minute.
This means that
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any bar tab run
under the previous management
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would automatically be null
and void, right?
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You have a bar tab at Gary's?
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Not anymore, Sam.
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Oh, no more Gary's?
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I can't believe that!
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You know, in a way,
I'm gonna really
miss that guy.
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Miss him?
You kidding me?
Yeah.
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Worst thing
that ever happened to me.
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I've never been happier
to see a guy go.
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Aw, come on, Sam.
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Nah, he was terrible.
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He even turned
you guys,
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my good friends,
against me.
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Huh?
You remember
Halloween?
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Oh.
When you
convinced me
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that I killed
the man?
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Ha ha.
(laughs)
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Yeah, you hate to see
the great ones retire.
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Boy, without Gary,
what's left for us, huh?
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So, huh,
what do you think?
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You ready to start a rivalry
with the, uh, new bar?
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What are you talking
about?
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Yeah.
Come on.
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It's a golden opportunity.
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We can win this time.
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We can steal
all of Gary's best ideas
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and use 'em
against this new guy.
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And you remember how Gary's
always going first?
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We can learn
from that.
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We can move first
ourselves.
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Very good, Sam.
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As that famous
prankster
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Santayana
once said,
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"Those who do not
learn from history
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are condemned
to repeat it."
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You got that right,
Doctor Crane.
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Back in high school
I was condemned
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to repeat History three times.
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By the way, the same goes
for Mathematics.
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Come on, come on.
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What do you say
we show this Frank guy
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there's another bar
in town?
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Do we really want to
let ourselves in
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for that kind of
humiliation again?
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Sure!
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Oh, no, no, Sam,
I think Normie's right.
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I mean, if there's one thing
Gary taught us
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it's that we're nothing
but a bunch of losers.
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Yeah, but the new guys
don't know that.
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Well, let's show 'em,
huh?
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Yeah!
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Okay, I'll be
right back.
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Okay.
(gasps)
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Look at me!
Lilith, look at me!
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Isn't this
exciting?
Yes.
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Every so often people
need to recreate
themselves.
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And frequently the
metamorphosis has very
positive results.
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You should've seen
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what I looked like
back in my college days.
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Bowwow!
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So, Rebecca, you're having
a makeover, huh?
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Yes.
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You know, uh, I don't
understand. I mean,
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if there was ever a person
who didn't need a makeover,
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it's you.
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I think you're perfect
just the way you are.
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Oh, well, thank you, Paul.
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Boobs, too, or just the face?
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Just the face.
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Eh.
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(Norm chuckles)
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I assume you've
just come
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from the new Olde
Towne Tavern.
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Yeah, we went for an
often used stunt,
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but one that's sure
to bring a smile.
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(laughs)
We teepeed the whole
front of the place.
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And how will they know
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that you're the dastardly
ones that did the deed?
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LILITH:
Good question.
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Could have been the Mensa
chapter from M.I.T.
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Ah, we soaped their windows
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"Regards from your friends
at Cheers."
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NORM:
Yeah, and I threw
a few packs
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of "Cheers" matches with
our address in there.
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I stuck my head in the door
and yelled, "Cheers rules!"
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SAM:
Yeah, if they
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can't figure that out,
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they're the stupidest
bar in town.
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Ooh, I wouldn't go
that far, Sam.
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So all we got to
do now is, uh,
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sit back and see what
these guys are made out of.
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Yeah, I can't wait
to see
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what weenie retaliation
Frank comes up with, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, it'll be
the standard novice stuff.
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You know, rubber rat
behind the bar
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or something.
Yeah, stealing the
sign out front.
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Having 20 pizzas
delivered.
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Oh!
Yeah, whatever
it is,
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there won't be any imagination
connected to it.
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These guys are rookies.
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They'll just come up
with something pathetic.
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(explosion)
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(loud thudding)
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Well, we better get this
cleaned up
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before the pizza arrives.
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I'm here to take some
pictures of the wreckage.
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Oh, she's way
over there.
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So, uh, you're a Redbook
photographer, huh?
Mm-hmm.
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How'd you manage to land
this assignment?
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Mouthed off to one
of the editors.
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OFFICER:
So, uh, Mr. Malone,
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do you have any idea
who could have done this?
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Yeah, I do.
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The new owner of Gary's
Olde Towne Tavern.
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A guy named Frank.
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See, what happened is we
went over, you know,
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in the spirit of
gamesmanship,
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and I gave him the old welcome
to the neighborhood.
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Teepeed their bar.
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FRASIER:
Yeah, we considered
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plastic explosives
on their front door,
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but thought, "Nah,
too funny."
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Do you have any idea who
you're dealing with here?
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What do you mean?
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How do I explain it
to you? Um,
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this guy Frank is
kind of "connected,"
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if you know what I mean.
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Wow, he wears a pacemaker?
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Oh, now I really
253
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,535
feel bad.
254
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,570
No, no, you don't
understand.
255
00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,339
His full name is Frank
256
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,507
"The Angel of Death"
Carpaccio.
257
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,842
This guy's associated
258
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,677
with some very bad
individuals.
259
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,745
You're kidding me!
260
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,213
I'm afraid not.
261
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,614
Oh, my God!
262
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,850
We just teepeed
a mob bar.
263
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,218
If you want,
Mr. Malone,
264
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,920
I suppose you can
press charges.
265
00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,922
Of course, I saw some
pictures of people
266
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,091
who pressed charges
against Mr. Carpaccio
267
00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,926
and his associates
on different occasions.
268
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,829
It turned my stomach.
269
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,398
Wait'll you get next
month's Redbook.
270
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,969
Uh, look,
271
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,237
it'd probably
be a good idea
272
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,306
to just let the whole thing
rest, you know what I mean?
273
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,374
Yeah, thanks, yeah.
Oh,
274
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,775
uh, one other thing.
275
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,910
Uh, we're not gonna
be much help to you here.
276
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,912
You see, uh, we're all scared
of the guy,
277
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,915
and we pretty much let him
do whatever he wants.
278
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:22,287
Boy, I feel safer with
those guys around.
279
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,756
Oh, holy mother!
280
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,224
What have we done?
281
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,026
Oh, come on.
We didn't know, Carla.
282
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,327
You don't understand, Sam.
283
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,928
This is not gonna end here.
284
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,930
I mean, these guys are new
in town.
285
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,066
They're gonna want to make
examples of all of us.
286
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,601
If I may interject,
287
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,670
I think you've all seen too
many Godfather movies.
288
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,772
I agree.
Should have stopped at two.
289
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,808
That notwithstanding,
290
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,176
I don't think
we should
291
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,544
run off in a
panic here.
292
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,979
Don't you see what
we're doing?
293
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,480
We're stereotyping
these people
294
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,416
and letting our irrational
fears convince us
295
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,384
that they intend to
do us bodily harm
296
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,386
in some cold-blooded
fashion.
297
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,055
Now, with that said,
298
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,724
I will bid you all a
fond adieu for a
couple of weeks.
299
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,392
Lilith,
300
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,394
Frederick and I are
going on vacation.
301
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,229
What are you
talking about?
302
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,664
Oh, don't you
remember
303
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,533
that trip we talked
about, dear?
We didn't plan a trip.
304
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,168
Oh, it'll all come back
to you in the cab.
305
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,869
Let's go.
Come on.
But I need
my briefcase.
306
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,705
No, leave it, woman!
Move!
Oh!
307
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,106
CARLA:
Look, Sam,
308
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,541
I know these people.
Okay?
309
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,810
I mean, it's one thing
to be into them for money.
310
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,478
They got a sense
of humor about that.
311
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,746
But it's another
thing
312
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,181
to humiliate them
like we did.
313
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,782
I mean, they're not
gonna forget about this.
314
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,117
Oh, you know,
Carla's right.
315
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,719
The only thing
we can do is
316
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,887
go over and apologize to Frank
317
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,390
"The Angel of Death"
Carpaccio.
Nah, Cliffie,
318
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,491
that's not gonna do it.
319
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,460
We have to go over there
and beg like dogs.
320
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,894
Okay.
SAM:
Oh, no, wait a second,
321
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,029
wait a second.
NORM:
What?
322
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,297
I just had
a thought here.
323
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,199
What?
Who would like
to see us beg
324
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,634
more than anyone else
in the whole world?
325
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,003
Sammy, you don't suppose
326
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,604
Vera's behind this
whole thing, do you?
327
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,575
No, I'm talking
about Gary.
328
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,776
Gary?
Yeah.
329
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,745
What do you mean?
Well, think about it.
330
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,880
I mean, the guy sells his bar
and disappears.
331
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,449
The guy who buys it all of
a sudden moves in instantly.
332
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,251
I mean, come on,
we're being set up.
333
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,452
We're a bunch
of suckers.
334
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,254
You think?
Yeah.
335
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,655
Remember Halloween?
336
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,457
The guy crawled
into a coffin, you know,
337
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,492
and pretended
to be dead
338
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,627
just to scare
the bejeebers out of me.
339
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,928
(Woody laughing)
340
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,964
Yeah, I'm glad we
got that on tape.
341
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,065
(laughing)
342
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,367
You got that
on tape?
343
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,804
I'm talking
out of turn.
344
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,106
I-I-I get this,
I get this.
345
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,410
You mean, we go over to Gary's
crying like babies,
346
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,279
and Gary jumps out of the wall
laughing his head off.
347
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,715
How many times does Gary have
to make us look like jerks
348
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,316
before we wise up, huh?
349
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,551
Well, you know,
there's some things
350
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,319
you just can't
put a number on.
351
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,355
Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it now.
352
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,490
You mean when all
is said and done,
353
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,160
at the end of this, I'm still
going to have a tab at Gary's?
354
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,995
Yes, Norm.
355
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,630
That bastard,
let's get him.
356
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,265
I got an idea.
357
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,133
Why don't we just play along
with this, huh?
358
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,870
Why don't we go over there
and, uh, "apologize?"
359
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,906
Yeah, I see what you mean.
360
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,008
We apologize to him.
361
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,209
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right,
362
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,244
apologize in a big way.
363
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,512
ALL:
Yeah.
364
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,950
Apologize like he's never been
apologized to before.
365
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,951
ALL:
Yeah.
366
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,453
This is great.
367
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,754
What are we doing?
368
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,825
I'll explain it
to you later, Woody.
369
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:16,061
Yeah, well, uh, can we keep
talking in these voices?
370
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,396
Hey, Mr. Krapence,
371
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,933
tell Miss Howe we'll be back
after a while.
372
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,547
Boy, every time I set foot
in this place,
373
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,882
it gives me the creeps.
374
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,350
ALL:
Norm!
375
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,021
How do they know you in here?
376
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,789
Hey, Sammy closes
on Christmas morning.
377
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,591
Okay?
378
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:49,194
Excuse me, uh, is
Mr. Carpaccio around?
379
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,398
Oh, Gary went all the way,
didn't he?
380
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,432
Look at that guy.
381
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,769
Dark shirt,
shiny suit, jewelry.
382
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,239
If you want to get a girl,
you got to know how to dress.
383
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,743
Uh, fellas?
384
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,580
Excuse me, uh,
Mr. Carpaccio?
385
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,982
Yeah, what is it?
386
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,851
My name's Sam
Malone, sir.
387
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,053
We're from Cheers.
388
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,189
Oh, yeah.
389
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,758
You're a bunch of funny guys
over there, aren't you?
390
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,896
Uh, yeah, about that, sir,
we're here to apologize.
391
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,564
You are?
392
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,266
Oh, yes, sir,
you see, uh,
393
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,768
we had this kind
of friendly rivalry
394
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,337
with the previous
owner, Gary,
395
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,005
and, you know, we
just thought we'd try
396
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,040
to start a little something
with you, that's all.
397
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,375
We didn't mean
any harm by it.
398
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,676
Well, Mr. Malone,
399
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,245
I appreciate your coming
down here to tell me this.
400
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,580
Shows you got respect.
401
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,748
I didn't scare you
402
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,116
too much, did I?
403
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,384
(laughs)
404
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,154
Yes, sir,
you know,
405
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,190
it'll take much more
than an exploding door
406
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,925
to, uh, scare off
Clifford Clavin.
407
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,026
Well, what
about that clown
408
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,796
at the car wash?
409
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,765
I'm a little bit frightened
of clowns, okay?
410
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,633
It's normal.
411
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,369
Well, the incident is forgotten;
it never happened.
412
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,803
Thank you
very much.
413
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,472
Now, that's a load off
our minds, isn't it?
Yeah.
414
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,142
Say, you're the, uh,
415
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,244
barmaid over there,
aren't you, at Cheers?
416
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,179
Yeah, I am.
Hey,
417
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,415
you know,
we need a new one over here.
418
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,251
We had one, but, uh,
she was a big blabbermouth.
419
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,486
(laughs)
420
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,656
Sorry, I got a job.
421
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,991
SAM:
Actually, you know,
we were thinking,
422
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,093
this being a new business
and all, we thought,
423
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,496
you know, maybe you could
use a few extra customers.
424
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,464
Just to show you
we're not, uh,
425
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,933
having any hard feelings here,
we thought
426
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,535
we'd fill the
place up for you.
427
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,972
You know who's really
a thirsty bunch, Sam?
428
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,040
Firemen.
429
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,342
Oh, that's a good idea,
firemen.
430
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,344
Now, how can we get
firemen in here in a hurry?
431
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,514
You just leave it
to me.
432
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,515
(alarm ringing)
433
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,522
How's that, Gary,
wet enough for you?
434
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,290
ALL:
� Singing in the rain... �
435
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,959
CARPACCIO:
Hey, what the hell is this?!
436
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,362
You people don't know
who you're fooling around with!
437
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,963
You're dead!
438
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,198
You're dead,
do you hear me?
439
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,967
Your family-- dead!
440
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,736
Your friends-- dead!
441
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,538
Your pets-- dead!
442
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,807
Dead, dead, dead!
443
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,444
(door opens)
444
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,615
Well, I understand
congratulations are in order.
445
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,750
You beat Gary
at his own game.
446
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,218
Gee, I...
447
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,721
wish I could have been there
with you when you did it.
448
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,190
Well, maybe you could have
if you hadn't run out of here
449
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,492
with your tail
between your legs.
450
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,827
Well, Carla, in my profession
451
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,462
we encourage people
to go with their feelings,
452
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,863
and at that time my feelings
453
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,166
were stark, gibbering terror
and borderline incontinence.
454
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,169
Oh, that's all right,
Dr. Crane, we all get scared.
455
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,437
For example,
when Mr. Clavin
456
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,439
sees that clown
outside the car wash,
457
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,842
he starts screaming
at the top of his lungs.
458
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,411
I got a phobia, okay?
459
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,846
Let me tell you a story here
460
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:54,880
about a sweet little
eight-year-old
461
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,215
called Cliff Clavin.
462
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:59,151
On his eighth birthday,
his ma hires a clown.
463
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,586
Great idea, right?
464
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,588
Except for one thing.
465
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,356
None of the other kids show up.
466
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,595
So here I am with this clown
for five hours.
467
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,632
Just me and him,
back and forth--
468
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,435
"Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah."
469
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,370
I keep screaming,
"Enough, enough,"
470
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,340
but, no, Ma wanted
to get her money's worth.
471
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,341
(door opens)
472
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,544
Excuse me,
are you Sam Malone?
473
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,545
Yeah,
474
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,813
what can I do
for you?
475
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,981
I'm Inspector Hanson.
476
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,416
Agent Carmichael, FBI.
477
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,118
We have some business with you
regarding a Frank Carpaccio.
478
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,953
Oh, man, Gary doesn't give up,
does he?
479
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,288
(laughs)
480
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:40,959
How do we, uh, know you
gentlemen are from the FBI, huh?
481
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,229
Yeah, yeah.
482
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,998
That's the real McCoy,
all right, Sammy.
483
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,267
It's not like the one I got
down at the mall.
484
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,503
We've been conducting
an investigation
485
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,005
into the activities
of Mr. Carpaccio,
486
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,673
also known
as "The Angel of Death."
487
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,575
Well, wait a minute.
What are you telling me?
488
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,410
Are you telling me this guy's
a legitimate criminal?
489
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,512
I've spent five years in court
trying to prove that.
490
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,814
Only every time I get close,
491
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,515
my star witness ends up
in some warehouse
492
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,783
dangling from a meat hook.
493
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,251
Well, I'd love to stay and chat,
494
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,854
but I'm wasting
precious vacation time.
495
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,255
CARMICHAEL:
Anyway, yesterday evening,
496
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,057
we made a recording
of a conversation
497
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,259
in which Mr. Carpaccio
threatened you, Mr. Malone,
498
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,328
along with several other
unidentified people,
499
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,430
whose lives
are all in danger now.
500
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,699
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
501
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,501
Wait a minute.
What does this have
to do with us?
502
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,169
Well, we'd like all of you
to testify
503
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,270
against Mr. Carpaccio
in court.
504
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,739
Excuse me.
505
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,441
What? What are
you doing?
506
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,909
Look, if I can get to confession
fast enough,
507
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,878
maybe I can get capped
in a state of grace.
508
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,546
Carla, come on,
that's not gonna help.
509
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,349
Look, Sam, they want us to sing
against this guy in court, okay?
510
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,784
We'll all be dead.
511
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,919
Us?
What about our pets?
512
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,521
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
513
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,689
What are we gonna do?
514
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,057
It's all your fault,
Peterson.
What?
515
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,126
You're the one
who wanted us
to go back there.
516
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,794
Yeah, but Carla pulled
the damn fire alarm!
517
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,062
Hey, don't blame me!
518
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,730
Sam's the one who made us buy
the umbrellas.
519
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,832
Hey, Norm choreographed
the stupid number!
520
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,674
It took a team
of four men 12 hours,
521
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,609
but I think I'm worth it.
522
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:04,710
What do you think?
523
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:06,345
About what?
524
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,048
About me!
About the new way I look.
525
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,616
Hey, honey, we're a
little busy right now.
526
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,017
Do you mind?
527
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,752
I mean, we just found out
that we insulted a mob boss
528
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,054
and he's threatened
to kill us.
529
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,755
We could be in a little bit
of trouble right now.
530
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,592
But I'm blonde. See?
531
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,327
You don't get it,
do you, Rebecca?
532
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,630
This isn't a game.
We could all get killed.
533
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:27,433
Yeah, but look.
Even my roots are blonde.
534
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,768
Rebecca, would you just shut up
for a second, please?
535
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,103
All right, fine.
536
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,740
I'll just go show people
who are less self-absorbed.
537
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:40,079
Hey, everybody, look at me!
Look at me!
538
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,514
Listen, people,
we've got to act
quickly here.
539
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,683
We're moving in on Carpaccio
sometime during the week.
540
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,186
In the meantime, we'll have
to relocate all of you
541
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,220
until he's safely
behind bars.
542
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,788
We have to get
moving right away.
543
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:50,889
There's a bus outside.
544
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,458
What about my kids?
545
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,560
Well, we'll assign an agent
to take care of them.
546
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,594
Will he have a gun?
547
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,628
Oh, yes, he will.
548
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,564
Then he's got a fighting chance.
549
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,666
Let's go, people!
550
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,470
No, wait a minute,
wait a minute. I'm not going.
551
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,637
What do you mean?
552
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,872
Listen, this is,
this is my whole life.
553
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,741
You know, I've worked too long
and too hard
554
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,043
to give up everything
that's important to me.
555
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,212
You're taking
quite a risk, Mr. Malone.
556
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,481
I-I can't live my life in fear.
557
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,349
Well, we all can.
And time's a-wasting.
558
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,484
Let's go.
559
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,818
Hold it, hold it.
560
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,587
If Sam's not going,
I'm not going either.
561
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,255
What?
562
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,456
Oh, Woody, wait a second.
563
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,058
I, I can't let you
take that risk.
564
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:27,893
As long
as you understand, Sam.
565
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,561
Let's make tracks, folks.
566
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,514
This is it?
567
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,449
Where's the agent
supposed to meet us?
568
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,118
Maybe we'd better get back
on the bus, huh?
569
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,119
Hey. Hey!
570
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:55,287
Whoa! Whoa!
571
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,925
The last bus of the day.
572
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:00,926
Swell.
573
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,394
I'm freezing.
574
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,562
I'm hungry.
575
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,930
I'm thirsty.
576
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,932
Guy wouldn't let me
take my beer on the bus.
577
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,033
Yeah, we know that,
Norm.
578
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,802
You only said it
about a thousand times.
579
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:10,836
Well, he wouldn't.
580
00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:11,904
(phone rings)
581
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,340
Must be the agent.
582
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:17,276
Hello?
583
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,911
Carla, hi!
584
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:19,912
Sam?
585
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:20,913
How you doing?
586
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,448
Terrible!
587
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,149
We're stuck out here
in the middle of nowhere,
588
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,151
waiting for someone
to pick us up.
589
00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,720
You're all alone?
590
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,288
Yeah, for about 200 miles.
591
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,457
Wow! Is it cold?
592
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,093
Yeah, Sam, I'm cold.
I'm freezing.
593
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,427
I'm thinking
about hugging Clavin.
594
00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:39,131
Boy, what a shame.
595
00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:42,668
Hey, listen, honey,
you remember, uh, last Halloween
596
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:45,971
when you guys pulled that
hilarious stunt on me
597
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,173
making me think
that Gary was dead
598
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:49,742
and that I was responsible
for it?
599
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,676
Yeah.
600
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:51,710
Well...
601
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,380
gotcha!
602
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,054
Now let me get
this straight, Sam.
603
00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:05,024
This, this was all
your doing?
604
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,559
(laughing)
605
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,695
The exploding door
and all that damage
606
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,430
that you did
to your own bar?
607
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,664
(laughing)
608
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,300
The expense of paying
all the people involved?
609
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,603
The bus fare
to get your stooges
610
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,271
all the way out
to North Dakota?
611
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,373
It cost me a fortune!
612
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,208
I had to take out a loan!
613
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:24,910
(laughing)
614
00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:27,413
I'll be paying it
off for ten years!
615
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,848
(laughing)
616
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:33,285
Well, I guess the joke
certainly is on them, isn't it?
617
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,957
CLIFF:
Boy, he really rubbed our noses
in it, didn't he?
618
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,592
CARLA:
You got to love the guy.
619
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,227
NORM:
I'm a better person
just knowing him.
620
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,897
WOODY:
Well, at least out here
we're safe from that mob guy.
621
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,699
NORM:
No, no, Woody.
622
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,834
Let me explain it to you
one more time.
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