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I'm guessing you didn't see
a lot of snow in Nigeria.
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Never.
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The first time was in
that movie Home Alone.
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What'd you think?
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They should not have left him alone.
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I've seen a lot of snow in Detroit.
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One of my favorite memories
from when I was a kid
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was waking up early in the morning
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and looking out that window,
seeing everything covered
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in a thick white blanket of snow.
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And if they canceled school,
me and my friends would
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play in it all day.
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- Why is that funny?
- Canceling school?
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In Nigeria,
we would have terrible floods.
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Homes would be washed away,
and we'd still go to school.
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Well, that's not fair.
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Although it's probably not
much fun playing in a flood.
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Mm, no.
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So snow is new to you. What else?
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Electricity all day and all night.
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Is that a problem in Nigeria?
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The electric company
there sucks very much.
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Corruption or incompetence?
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Yes.
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What else?
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Here in America, I am black.
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Aren't you black everywhere?
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Yes, but in Nigeria,
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I never thought about
the color of my skin.
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I was just Abishola Bolatito
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Doyinsola Oluwatoyin Adebambo.
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Just?
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Here, every time I walk out the door,
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I'm continually reminded
that I am a black woman.
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I never thought about it that way.
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Do you ever go to work
or shopping or to church
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and think "I am a white man"?
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No.
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Come to Nigeria and you will.
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Black woman, would you like to
have dinner with a white man?
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- Yes. Justin Timberlake.
- Come on.
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But I'd also like
to have dinner with you.
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Great.
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I had a whole speech
for when you said no.
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I got nothing for yes.
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Something wrong?
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No. Everything is fine. Sorry.
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Come on, Goody, tell me.
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I just noticed you are
wearing Ralph Lauren cologne.
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I am. How'd you know that?
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Whenever my father
tried to cause my mother
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to be in the mood,
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he would always wear
Ralph Lauren cologne.
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Did it work?
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I am one of seven children.
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Okay, well, that's encouraging.
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Are you trying to cause
your Nigerian lady friend
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- to be in the mood?
- Yeah, I guess.
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I mean, I don't see any upside
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- to just smelling like Dial soap.
- You sure?
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Dial is for all the
moments we get closer.
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I enjoy their commercials.
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Um, I'm still gonna go with the cologne.
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- May I give you some advice?
- Please.
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Nigerian women tend to
be very strong-willed.
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Very assertive.
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Yeah, that sounds like Abishola.
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They will dominate you unless
you exhibit your own strength.
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Well, that's adorable, but as a rule,
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the ladies do not boss
around Bob Wheeler.
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Of course. My mistake.
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- But thanks for the tip.
- You're very welcome.
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- Goodwin.
- Hmm?
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Schmuck.
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Schmuck!
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Mm. Don't make it too fancy.
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Why not? This is a date. A proper date.
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After which,
who knows what might happen?
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Nothing will happen.
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He will take me home,
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I'll give him a kiss on
the cheek good night,
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and then try to get to my room
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without talking to my auntie and uncle.
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And what about me?
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I'll tell you about it
on the bus tomorrow.
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If the date goes the way
you say it will, don't bother.
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Are you trying to make me nervous?
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I'm trying to help you.
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Bob is an American man.
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He's not giving up a night
with his "buddies"
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at the Buffalo Wild Wings
just for a kiss on the cheek.
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You are wrong.
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He'll be patient. He's a gentleman.
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Too bad for you.
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Stop it.
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Maybe after a couple of glasses of wine,
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you will loosen up.
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I'm not drinking wine.
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Oh, too bad for Bob.
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What kind of car does he drive?
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Cadillac.
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- Oh.
- What?
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Never mind.
You are too old for the backseat.
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- I swear, I'll punch you.
- Try it.
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Ow! Okay.
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How much longer?
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Nearly finished. Another two hours.
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Here's the tax stuff you asked for.
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Thanks. Just put it there.
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Ooh, somebody smells
like Playboy After Dark.
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It's Ralph Lauren.
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Maybe it smells different on him.
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- You got a date tonight?
- Yeah.
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Your little African friend?
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Yeah.
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- Where you taking her?
- Uh, Riverwalk Steakhouse.
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- Oh...
- What's wrong with it?
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It's where old white people
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take their parents for dinner.
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Thanks, but we'll be fine.
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At least bring her somewhere
where she feels at home.
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- Where would that be?
- I don't know.
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Someplace you can eat with your fingers.
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Really, Mom?
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Well, they're not the chopstick people.
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Okay, I need to get going soon,
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- so let me finish this up.
- Sure.
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- Have fun tonight.
- I will.
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I hope you know I don't have
a racist bone in my body.
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I know that.
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I'd be so proud to have a grandchild
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who looks like Tiger Woods.
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Halle Berry?
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- Good night, Mom.
- Night-night.
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What's wrong with me?
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I forgot Barack Obama.
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He's my favorite one!
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China said Wednesday
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it would free the crew of...
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The sock man will be here any minute.
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Go put on something nice.
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What is wrong with what I am wearing?
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Tunde, look at me, and look at you.
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Sexy.
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Go!
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- What is this?
- A sandwich.
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Those are not sandwich clothes.
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That's a lot of perfume, bro.
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Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Please.
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You look nice. Are you going somewhere?
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Just over there.
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Safe travels.
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Thank you.
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Good evening, Bob.
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Hey, Dele.
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- You're looking sharp.
- Thank you.
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You got a little mustard
on your shirt there.
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Oh, God.
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Tunde, is someone here?
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Oh, Bob. Hello.
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Hello, Auntie. Uh, these are for you.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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Put 'em in water.
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So, Bob, what's up with you?
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Just my cholesterol.
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Yes, we are both unhealthy.
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He's here!
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Two minutes.
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So, Bob, what is up with you?
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I already asked.
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He said his cholesterol.
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Mine, too.
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Hello, Bob.
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Wow, you look beautiful.
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You're welcome.
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- These are for you.
- Thank you.
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- Tunde.
- Uh, I'll put them in water.
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- Shall we?
- Yes.
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Thank you. Good night.
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Good night.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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He smelled wonderful.
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Oh, I forgot to take a
picture for the Instagram.
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Wait! Wait!
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Thank you.
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It's okay, we're from California.
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Why did you say that?
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I'm just messing with her.
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Oh, because of the racism.
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We are also Jewish.
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That was fun.
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You believe this? We're on a real date.
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I know. It seems like only yesterday
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you were a strange man
bringing socks to my home.
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That was a little weird, wasn't it?
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That was a lot of weird.
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Eh, it'll be a good story
we can tell our...
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friends.
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What?
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I can't get over how beautiful you are.
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Stop, you're embarrassing me.
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Sorry. Would you like a glass of wine?
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Are you getting some?
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Yeah, it's a special occasion.
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Celebrate, loosen up.
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What if I do not wish to loosen up?
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Well, then, tight is always an option.
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Well, maybe I'll have one glass of wine.
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Great. Red or white?
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A-A dry California
chardonnay would be nice.
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- You know your wines.
- I was a waitress in London
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when I went to nursing school.
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- I didn't know you lived in London.
- Mm-hmm.
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And Barcelona and Hamburg and Cape Town.
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Wow. I keep thinking I know who you are
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and then I realize there's so much more.
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Mm. I keep thinking I know who you are.
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- And?
- I think I've got it.
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Yeah, what you see is what you get.
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I like what I see.
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Excuse me. Can we get two glasses
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of your best California chardonnay?
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- Of course.
- Uh,
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Russian River Valley or Carneros,
preferably 2007.
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And in those nice glasses.
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So, what is good here?
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Well, they are known for their steaks.
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The rib eye, medium rare.
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You're not getting that, are you?
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- Why not?
- Bob,
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you recently had a heart attack.
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Yeah, and I feel fine.
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No, you cannot have steak.
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Okay, I-I'm pretty sure I can.
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But I won't. No. It's fine.
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Good.
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Just so we're clear, uh,
while it happens to line up
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with your suggestion,
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I'm making the decision
to have fish or chicken.
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- You'll have fish.
- Damn right I'll have fish.
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So, I'm guessing
french fries are a bad idea.
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- Spinach.
- Okay.
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Fish and spinach at a steak house.
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Sure.
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You know, I was warned
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that Nigerian women
can be kind of pushy.
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That's a very unfair generalization.
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That's what I told the guy.
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Thank you for dinner.
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That was very nice.
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You're welcome.
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Did you enjoy the salmon?
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It was all right. I mean, it was...
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No.
270
00:12:41,889 --> 00:12:43,655
I'm sorry.
271
00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:46,425
That's okay,
you were just looking out for me.
272
00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:50,228
You know, we could do something else.
273
00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:51,830
I don't have to go straight home.
274
00:12:51,899 --> 00:12:53,665
Oh, great. I was gonna go get a burger.
275
00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:55,801
You can watch me eat it.
276
00:12:55,869 --> 00:12:58,637
- Bob.
- I'm kidding.
277
00:12:59,314 --> 00:13:01,573
Ah, that's my sister. Hang on a second.
278
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:03,308
Little busy, Christina. What's up?
279
00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:05,377
Mom's acting really weird.
280
00:13:05,446 --> 00:13:06,878
What's that supposed to mean?
281
00:13:06,947 --> 00:13:09,247
We were having dinner and she
suddenly had trouble talking.
282
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:10,916
Trouble how?
283
00:13:10,984 --> 00:13:12,551
She's slurring all her words.
284
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:16,088
You called to tell me Mom is drunk?
285
00:13:16,156 --> 00:13:17,489
Christina, this is Abishola.
286
00:13:17,558 --> 00:13:19,491
The African chick?
287
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,726
Yes, the African chick.
288
00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:24,062
Point at an object and ask
your mother to name it.
289
00:13:24,131 --> 00:13:26,331
- Why?
- Just do it.
290
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,732
What's this, Mom?
291
00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:29,501
Spun.
292
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:30,869
- No, spoon.
- Spun.
293
00:13:30,938 --> 00:13:32,604
Oh, God, what's happening?
294
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:36,274
Stay calm. Ask her to raise
both arms and keep them upright.
295
00:13:36,343 --> 00:13:37,776
Mom, raise your arms up.
296
00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:39,244
What's going on?
297
00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:40,846
Your mother might be having a stroke.
298
00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:42,681
Her right arm fell down.
299
00:13:42,749 --> 00:13:44,349
Okay, you need to call
an ambulance right now.
300
00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,423
Oh, my God.
301
00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:46,585
Tell them to take you
302
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,220
to Woodward Memorial Hospital.
303
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,021
We have a comprehensive stroke center.
304
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,189
Bob and I will meet you there.
305
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:53,191
Stroke? Is Mom gonna die?
306
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:56,194
Christina, you need to keep
it together and call 911.
307
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:59,397
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Where's my phone?
308
00:13:59,466 --> 00:14:01,967
You're on it.
309
00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:05,170
She'll be okay.
310
00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:10,343
_
311
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,351
- Where's Mom?
- I don't know.
312
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,320
What do you mean you don't know?
How can you not know?
313
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,522
I don't know.
314
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,792
What is wrong with you?
Are you on something?
315
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,193
That I do know.
316
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,930
X... anax.
317
00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:29,433
Where did you get drugs?
318
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,968
Mom's purse.
319
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,971
She also has this old iPod.
320
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,708
Look at this thing.
It looks like a bar of soap.
321
00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:39,877
Wait here.
I'll find out what's going on.
322
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,678
- Okay.
- Ooh.
323
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,181
Mentos.
324
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,450
Yay.
325
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,920
- Hey.
- Bob, where the hell are you?
326
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,422
Uh, I-I don't know,
we're in the waiting area place.
327
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,424
- On the sixth floor?
- Yes.
328
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,159
- On the sixth floor.
- Bob.
329
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,228
- What?
- Look at this.
330
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,835
Magic.
331
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,837
So, when you came out of the elevator,
332
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,605
- which way did you turn?
- I didn't turn anywhere. I went straight.
333
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,875
Okay, out of the elevator,
334
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,511
you have to turn right and we're
just at the end of the hall.
335
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,745
On my way.
336
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,484
Turn right.
337
00:15:57,912 --> 00:15:59,590
Where'd my fingers go?
338
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,961
What the...?
339
00:16:09,325 --> 00:16:10,116
What now?
340
00:16:10,117 --> 00:16:12,299
Yeah, I did what you said.
There's no waiting room.
341
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,371
Okay, can you see the nurses' station?
342
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,075
There is no nurses' station.
343
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,743
♪ War, huh ♪
344
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,312
♪ Good God, y'all, what is it good for? ♪
345
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,647
Okay, well, what do you see?
346
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,215
- Uh, a window.
- ♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
347
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,818
- A wheelchair.
- ♪ I'll say it again, war ♪
348
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,721
Uh, oh, there's a sign.
Uh, "The Irv and Rhonda Nettleman
349
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,155
Palsy Pavilion."
350
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,790
- Never mind. W-Where are you parked?
- ♪ N-N-N-N-N-No ♪
351
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:37,327
♪ N-N-N-N-N-N-N-No ♪
352
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,929
"Structure L. Level P9."
353
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,063
- Okay, which tower?
- ♪ N-N-N-No ♪
354
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,265
What do you mean "which tower"?
355
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,933
There's two towers.
Which one are you in?
356
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,669
♪ It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker ♪
357
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,938
Oh, uh, sorry, what tower am I in?
358
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,940
- South.
- South.
359
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,009
- Okay, we're in the North Tower.
- Well, where's that?
360
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,086
I don't know,
361
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,579
somewhere north of you.
362
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,615
Oh. I think I see it.
363
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,019
I'm waving. Can you see me?
364
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,654
No, I can't see you!
365
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,089
All right, calm down!
I'll be right there!
366
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,518
Idiot.
367
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,095
You want me to find him?
368
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,764
No. You stay.
369
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,632
Are you sure? I-I can find him anywhere.
370
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,268
We have that twin connection.
371
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,671
No, you don't.
372
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,172
Hold on.
373
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,108
He's on his way.
374
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:30,047
Kemi, go home.
I won't be back for a while.
375
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:34,284
No, I am not at the Motel 6 with Bob.
376
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,154
I'm at the hospital.
His mother just had a stroke.
377
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,991
Why would I lie about that?
378
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,160
I have to go.
379
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,362
- Anything?
- No, not yet.
380
00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:55,839
- You mad at me?
- No.
381
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,041
You seem mad.
382
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,444
- Please, Christina, not right now.
- Okay.
383
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,648
That's my big brother.
384
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,417
He's mad at me.
385
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,155
- What's going on?
- Yeah, what's going on?
386
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,857
Your mother is out of surgery.
387
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,159
It went well.
You should be able to see her soon.
388
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,527
Okay. Does that mean she's okay?
389
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,729
There's no permanent damage?
390
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,330
Is there damage?
391
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,266
Uh, these are questions
you have to ask the doctor.
392
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,869
- Okay, I will.
- I will, too.
393
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,704
I can't thank you enough.
394
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,574
Yeah, thank you enough.
395
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,477
For God's sakes,
Christina, take a break!
396
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:40,283
Did he seem mad to you?
397
00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:42,352
No, just worried.
398
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,355
Oh. Well, that's my brother.
399
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,557
Always worrying about everybody else.
400
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,959
He's a good man.
401
00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:50,894
He is.
402
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:56,099
You know, when our dad died,
my mom totally fell apart.
403
00:18:57,026 --> 00:19:00,303
Bob had to leave college to
take care of me and Douglas.
404
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,938
He took care of Mom, too.
405
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,907
- Everybody.
- Mm.
406
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,143
You're lucky to have him.
407
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,044
I am.
408
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:11,214
Oh, just a heads-up.
409
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:15,886
If you break his heart,
I'll hunt you down and kill you.
410
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:18,296
Yeah.
411
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,991
- Thanks for the warning.
- Mm.
412
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,860
It's the only one you'll get.
413
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:35,839
Please, God, take care of my mother.
414
00:20:04,342 --> 00:20:05,561
Oh, God!
415
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:06,562
Which way?
416
00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:09,766
Excuse me! Person!
417
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,409
- Yes?
- Can you help me?
418
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,248
Am I in the north or the
south tower of the hospital?
419
00:20:14,951 --> 00:20:16,683
You're in the Holiday Inn.
420
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:20,467
Oh, damn!
421
00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:24,310
Hold on, Mom, I'm coming!
422
00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:26,800
_
423
00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:32,088
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