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All right, so Shark Week officially
starts tomorrow, but Wallabies on
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rampage. Now you talk.
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Yeah, you see, like, so they're clearing
that fence.
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It's not tall enough fence for a
wallaby.
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It's a rookie mistake.
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Building a fence that's full in the
outback.
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I'll take your word for it. Your cow's
going to go hungry. I'll change. Hey,
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you. Hey. Well, it's the, uh, it's
covering. Oh, God.
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It's covering, well, plant.
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Yeah, well, this is really interesting.
It's about, you know, Australian
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wildlife. If you're seeing the outside,
it's a gorgeous day. We need to do
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something. Yeah, you guys have been
watching TV for... You're always
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TV. It's not at our house. It's at your
house. Well, he's got a nicer TV. He
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really does. It's much bigger. We should
get a bigger TV.
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Then let's go out. We'll go out and go
shopping, or we'll... I gotta... We
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could... Go to a strip club.
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I was going crazy.
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Whoa, that's not even where I was going.
I like it. It's your bachelor party.
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Honey, I would never do anything to
jeopardize the integrity of our marriage
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like that. That's not on the card.
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Well, I would love to go to a strip
club, but we just spent a lot of money
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food for this party. I mean, we should
probably eat this food.
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Then we'll go to a strip club or
something, but I doubt it.
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Strip week.
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Really? You guys don't want to see some
sexy girl? Maybe
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I want to see other people, other girls
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doing... I don't... Guys, be sure to
come back before it's too late. No,
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not...
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I don't want to objectify another woman
like that in front of you.
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I have that recipe you wanted to take a
look at in the kitchen.
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I'm pretty hungry.
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Yeah, thank you very much.
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Thanks, honey. We got some steaks. We
got everything.
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So, yeah.
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It's already got the grill going. It's
going to be fantastic.
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Only adults descend to drink.
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I just... I've tried to...
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You know, ease him in gently.
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Obviously, you know, you've made some
suggestions as well, right?
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Yeah. He keeps, like, every time that I
bring up the snowballing thing, he keeps
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saying the same snowboarding. I think
it's, like, the accent is different. I
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asked about that, too, and he didn't
understand.
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No. How do they not know these terms?
How do they not, like, watch, like, any,
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like, online videos?
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Like... I'm sorry about that. I don't
know what's gotten into it lately.
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Suggesting, like, strip clubs or stuff
like that.
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That's a bit weird.
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Strippers, strippers, strippers.
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Yeah.
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The other day, she suggested we do
something called snowballing.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Snowboarding?
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Yeah, it must have been snowboarding.
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But she's crazy.
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I mean, ever since she's got this
internet channel, this website or
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she just wants to do all kinds of crazy
stuff. But it's somebody else's wife. I
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mean, you're married to that one person
for the rest of your life. You only have
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sex for the rest of your life with that
one person because it's so good.
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I mean, honestly, it keeps on getting
weirder and weirder, the shit that I'm
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putting in the search engines now, but,
I mean... And you're not getting, like,
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any of it?
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No, he doesn't want to watch it, because
one of it has, like, some weird
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tentacles, but we're not going to talk
about that right now. I tried to get my
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husband to stick a finger in my app.
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And he won't even do that!
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Kitty bar, kitty bar, kitty bar. Like,
all the time, wasn't it? No, it's just
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not it. There's more. There's, like,
let's do some threesomes and orgies
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Gang bangs and pegging.
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Really? No, I have to look up what
pegging is.
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I just... We're gonna have to take
matters into our own hands.
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I just don't know how we can, like... We
gotta think about this, okay? We've got
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prude husbands.
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How are we gonna break them into trying
new things?
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Well, I'm getting freaking bored. I need
some new dick.
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Okay.
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That just gave me a really good idea.
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So, how about we, uh...
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Do a little pop.
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Mm -hmm. I know.
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Back where I'm from, a small country
town, we would never ever even consider
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doing anything like that. I wouldn't
look at your wife twice.
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Why not? I mean, even if they're
beautiful. I mean, really, really hot.
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I would never look at your wife. No, I'd
look at your wife, ever.
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What if we trick them, though?
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Let's see.
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Cover those little eyes.
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We'll see what's going on. And then
we'll just swap and it'll feel so good.
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won't want us to stop.
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Well, I mean, what are they going to do
anyways? Tell us no?
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I don't think so.
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We're going to get some new dick.
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Woo! Yes! Oh my gosh.
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New dick!
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Woo! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
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Woo!
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It's good to see a man like that. The
president gave him a medal or something
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for being a good guy. To be a good guy.
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Hey. Whoa, hey, what's going on?
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What's going on?
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Well, you know, we've just been cooking
up a storm for you two.
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Yes. So much cooking.
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Yes, that recipe I haven't heard of.
Some kind of something magical, because
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thought I heard you guys go, new trick,
new trick out there. So is there some
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kind of magical thing on there?
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Yeah, you know, you can cook a lot of
magic in the kitchen. What? That sounds
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like it. I'm excited about it. So this
surprise, though, involves kind of like
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blind taste testing here.
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Okay, great. So, yeah.
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Really? Right now? We're watching
church.
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No, go with it. College, go with it. Why
say no when it feels so good to say
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yes?
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Okay.
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Yeah, we had that discussion before.
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Yes, I did.
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Thank you. We had that discussion
before.
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So, um... You're not going to be able to
sit up.
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But I can hear it until you turn it
down.
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Smell all that goodness?
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Does that really smell any food at all?
I'm certainly going to smell it.
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So, we're going to go grab the food real
quick.
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So, just keep those blindfolds on,
though. You have to keep them on.
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you don't get fed.
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Crazy. Put that remote down.
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Oh.
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I'm hungry.
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Okay, I still don't smell food.
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What's Elizabeth?
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It's nothing, honey.
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We're just...
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You know, all that cooking could have
put us in the mood, and we're hoping to,
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you know, get our little fix before we
sit down for dinner.
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Thinking that maybe we need to expand
our teeth butts
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a little bit. So the trick is you guys
are ventriloquists now. You could, like,
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throw your voice over from one spot.
This is amazing.
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I'm over there.
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Yeah.
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I'm over there.
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How are you doing that? What's going on
with this, though?
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I mean,
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don't be shy.
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This is what we were talking about,
right?
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What?
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I feel like you have such a big cock.
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Am I about to get pegged here?
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No, no, no. Oh, no, don't touch it. No,
no, no.
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We're just taste testing.
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Taste testing?
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I can't see what's going on. You have
the blindfold on, huh?
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Just put the blindfold on. Get that out
of the way.
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I'm scared.
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I'm so scared.
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Is that appropriate in front of our
friends? I can't
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hear you. I love being around my
friends.
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I suppose it's not that wrong if I can't
see you.
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Is Mark still here?
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Do you think so?
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There we go.
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What? What the?
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It's my wife on your dick and it's...
What the hell?
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Babe, do you really want her to stop?
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Um, not really.
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Do you want me to stop?
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No.
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I mean, do I?
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Okay, good.
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You're not in trouble here.
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You're going to treat him real nice,
right?
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What's that got to do with you, huh?
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I love you, Beto. I love you.
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I really love you.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Well, your pants are a little wet.
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It's like he
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does his own laundry.
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How much is going in, huh?
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Are we watching this? Yeah.
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on your dick face?
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Do you like that?
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cup of sugar.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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He's gonna fuck me harder than my
husband.
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Like a pussy.
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Tell him he's fucking like a pussy.
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Just like that.
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Yeah, just like that.
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you. I love you. I
love you. I love you. I love you.
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I love you. I love you. I love you.
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You saying that you don't like
threesomes.
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But you like it when I suck her titties.
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Does it make you feel real nice and hard
and happy?
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Yeah, so you better fuck that fucking
pussy.
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You better show your wife how bad that
you want a fucking threesome.
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Thank you.
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You can do it to me.
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You can do it to me.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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So you make it good, baby, huh?
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That's a pretty face, huh?
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Did I do a good job, huh?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh,
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shit, girl.
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Oh,
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you drained him.
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That would be nice, huh?
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My husband's tongue looks so cute on
you.
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Oh, this worked out well.
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Thanks, boys.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Shark week.
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