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Welcome to the Daily Show. Oh man. All
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Welcome to the Daily Show. Oh man. All
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Welcome to the Daily Show. Oh man. All
right, we're just We got a SHOW FOR YOU
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right, we're just We got a SHOW FOR YOU
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right, we're just We got a SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR you
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TONIGHT. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR you
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TONIGHT. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR you
tonight. And later on, by the way, Jason
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tonight. And later on, by the way, Jason
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tonight. And later on, by the way, Jason
Baitman's going to be out here.
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Baitman's going to be out here.
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Baitman's going to be out here.
>> A big star.
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>> A big star.
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>> A big star.
THE BIG NEWS. The big news. The Knicks
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THE BIG NEWS. The big news. The Knicks
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THE BIG NEWS. The big news. The Knicks
are in the finals, BABY.
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>> Did you see that? Did anyone see that? A
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>> Did you see that? Did anyone see that? A
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>> Did you see that? Did anyone see that? A
GUST OF WIND. I SAID THE KNICKS are in
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GUST OF WIND. I SAID THE KNICKS are in
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GUST OF WIND. I SAID THE KNICKS are in
the finals and without touching it, the
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the finals and without touching it, the
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the finals and without touching it, the
script went.
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By the way, that's the good news. Knicks
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By the way, that's the good news. Knicks
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By the way, that's the good news. Knicks
are in the final. The bad news, Victor
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are in the final. The bad news, Victor
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are in the final. The bad news, Victor
Webbyama
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Webbyama
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Webbyama
is still growing.
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is still growing.
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is still growing.
As of this morning, he is up to 14 and a
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As of this morning, he is up to 14 and a
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As of this morning, he is up to 14 and a
half ft.
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half ft.
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half ft.
If this series goes to seven games, oh,
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If this series goes to seven games, oh,
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If this series goes to seven games, oh,
I just don't know.
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I just don't know.
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I just don't know.
But I actually love it. He's an
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But I actually love it. He's an
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But I actually love it. He's an
unbelievable player. He's incredibly
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unbelievable player. He's incredibly
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unbelievable player. He's incredibly
interesting. He's very likable. And I do
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interesting. He's very likable. And I do
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interesting. He's very likable. And I do
hope that at some point in his NBA
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hope that at some point in his NBA
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hope that at some point in his NBA
career, he wins the championship. But
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>> and man, I need good news. I need some
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>> and man, I need good news. I need some
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>> and man, I need good news. I need some
some good news. I need some I need some
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some good news. I need some I need some
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some good news. I need some I need some
relief. And I'll tell you why. Because
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relief. And I'll tell you why. Because
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relief. And I'll tell you why. Because
as many of you know, that big Freedom
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as many of you know, that big Freedom
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as many of you know, that big Freedom
250 concert that I'd so been looking
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250 concert that I'd so been looking
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250 concert that I'd so been looking
forward to.
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I think someone in the audience just
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I think someone in the audience just
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I think someone in the audience just
died.
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died.
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died.
The concert I'm so looking forward to
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The concert I'm so looking forward to
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The concert I'm so looking forward to
has run into some problems.
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has run into some problems.
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has run into some problems.
>> Six musical artists originally announced
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>> Six musical artists originally announced
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>> Six musical artists originally announced
as performers now dropping out. Many
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as performers now dropping out. Many
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as performers now dropping out. Many
citing political concerns. The
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citing political concerns. The
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citing political concerns. The
Commodores, Martina McBride, Morris Day
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Commodores, Martina McBride, Morris Day
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Commodores, Martina McBride, Morris Day
and the Time, rapper Young MC, and
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and the Time, rapper Young MC, and
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and the Time, rapper Young MC, and
Poison frontman Brett Michaels.
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Poison frontman Brett Michaels.
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Poison frontman Brett Michaels.
>> Tough break.
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Although, at this point, wouldn't he
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Although, at this point, wouldn't he
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Although, at this point, wouldn't he
just be MC
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or
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or
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brother? I feel you. I feel you. Or just
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brother? I feel you. I feel you. Or just
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brother? I feel you. I feel you. Or just
like, you're as young as you feel, MC.
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like, you're as young as you feel, MC.
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like, you're as young as you feel, MC.
60 is the new 40 MC.
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60 is the new 40 MC.
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60 is the new 40 MC.
All right. But damn, THEY DIDN'T WANT TO
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All right. But damn, THEY DIDN'T WANT TO
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All right. But damn, THEY DIDN'T WANT TO
BE A PART OF DONALD TRUMP'S personal
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BE A PART OF DONALD TRUMP'S personal
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BE A PART OF DONALD TRUMP'S personal
political concert.
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political concert.
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political concert.
Is anyone still performing?
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Is anyone still performing?
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Is anyone still performing?
>> America is turning too. I'm super
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>> America is turning too. I'm super
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>> America is turning too. I'm super
honored to do this concert with
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honored to do this concert with
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honored to do this concert with
everybody. We're going to bring back THE
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everybody. We're going to bring back THE
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everybody. We're going to bring back THE
'9S. THERE YOU GO. SEE, EVERYBODY
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'9S. THERE YOU GO. SEE, EVERYBODY
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'9S. THERE YOU GO. SEE, EVERYBODY
DROPPED OUT. BUT NOW VANILLA ICE,
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DROPPED OUT. BUT NOW VANILLA ICE,
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DROPPED OUT. BUT NOW VANILLA ICE,
VANILLA ICE DIDN'T DROP OUT. He saw a
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VANILLA ICE DIDN'T DROP OUT. He saw a
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VANILLA ICE DIDN'T DROP OUT. He saw a
problem and yo, HE SOLVED IT.
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problem and yo, HE SOLVED IT.
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problem and yo, HE SOLVED IT.
HE SOLVED IT. You should really check
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HE SOLVED IT. You should really check
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HE SOLVED IT. You should really check
out his hook. Love his DJ. All right.
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out his hook. Love his DJ. All right.
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out his hook. Love his DJ. All right.
Again, say what you want. Very likable
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Again, say what you want. Very likable
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Again, say what you want. Very likable
fellow. And by the way, the other artist
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fellow. And by the way, the other artist
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fellow. And by the way, the other artist
who said that they are not bailing is
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who said that they are not bailing is
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who said that they are not bailing is
CNC Music Factory who, as you know, were
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CNC Music Factory who, as you know, were
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CNC Music Factory who, as you know, were
devastated by globalization and the
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devastated by globalization and the
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devastated by globalization and the
offshoring of most of America's music
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offshoring of most of America's music
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offshoring of most of America's music
factories.
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factories.
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factories.
Their front man, Freedom Williams, had
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Their front man, Freedom Williams, had
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Their front man, Freedom Williams, had
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an interesting, I would say somewhat
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an interesting, I would say somewhat
philosophical take on the issue of the
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philosophical take on the issue of the
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philosophical take on the issue of the
intersection of performance and
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intersection of performance and
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intersection of performance and
politics.
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politics.
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politics.
>> Y'all going to make this pretty 60 year
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>> Y'all going to make this pretty 60 year
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>> Y'all going to make this pretty 60 year
old unleash on you [\h__\h] I'm
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old unleash on you [\h__\h] I'm
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old unleash on you [\h__\h] I'm
sitting on the corner taking this [\h__\h]
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Surf, this is not a good time.
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Surf, this is not a good time.
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Surf, this is not a good time.
We can certainly come back and discuss
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We can certainly come back and discuss
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We can certainly come back and discuss
this later, but look, you know, let's
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this later, but look, you know, let's
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this later, but look, you know, let's
not let's not focus on where he's making
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not let's not focus on where he's making
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not let's not focus on where he's making
the video or his Katniss and Peta fanfic
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the video or his Katniss and Peta fanfic
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the video or his Katniss and Peta fanfic
shirt
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shirt
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shirt
or the cottage core wallpaper.
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or the cottage core wallpaper.
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or the cottage core wallpaper.
Let's focus on the message.
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Let's focus on the message.
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Let's focus on the message.
>> The day I let you mother tell me what to
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>> The day I let you mother tell me what to
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>> The day I let you mother tell me what to
do is the day I die.
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>> All right. pretty pretty
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>> All right. pretty pretty
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>> All right. pretty pretty
straightforward.
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straightforward.
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straightforward.
You love this country, critics be
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You love this country, critics be
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You love this country, critics be
damned.
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damned.
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damned.
>> I don't give a [\h__\h] about 250 years of
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>> I don't give a [\h__\h] about 250 years of
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>> I don't give a [\h__\h] about 250 years of
mother capitalism and death.
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Maybe love was too strong a word.
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Maybe love was too strong a word.
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Maybe love was too strong a word.
Wh why freedom would you do the show
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Wh why freedom would you do the show
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Wh why freedom would you do the show
celebrating 250 years of mothering
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celebrating 250 years of mothering
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celebrating 250 years of mothering
capitalism and death
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capitalism and death
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capitalism and death
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>> [\h__\h] you keep pushing me I'll do the
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>> [\h__\h] you keep pushing me I'll do the
mother show in North Korea pissing on
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mother show in North Korea pissing on
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mother show in North Korea pissing on
aing American flag smoking the Cuban
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aing American flag smoking the Cuban
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aing American flag smoking the Cuban
cigar drinking Venezuelan wine playing
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cigar drinking Venezuelan wine playing
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cigar drinking Venezuelan wine playing
golf with mother Kiml June with an
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golf with mother Kiml June with an
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golf with mother Kiml June with an
Iranian [\h__\h] on my lap while Trump
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Iranian [\h__\h] on my lap while Trump
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Iranian [\h__\h] on my lap while Trump
standing there with his in his H
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everybody dance.
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By the way, who's Kim Elun?
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By the way, who's Kim Elun?
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By the way, who's Kim Elun?
Is that like the Mexican Kim Jong-un?
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He might be my favorite person in the
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He might be my favorite person in the
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He might be my favorite person in the
world.
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world.
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world.
But by the way, if you thought Freedom
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But by the way, if you thought Freedom
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But by the way, if you thought Freedom
Williams ranting about our murderous
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Williams ranting about our murderous
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Williams ranting about our murderous
nation and our president with his in his
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nation and our president with his in his
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nation and our president with his in his
hand is the weirdest thing about how
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hand is the weirdest thing about how
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hand is the weirdest thing about how
this concert is coming together,
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this concert is coming together,
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this concert is coming together,
guess again. According to CNN, quote,
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guess again. According to CNN, quote,
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guess again. According to CNN, quote,
"The concert lineup was heavily tilted
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"The concert lineup was heavily tilted
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"The concert lineup was heavily tilted
toward Legacy Acts, and many of them
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toward Legacy Acts, and many of them
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toward Legacy Acts, and many of them
share the same booking agent in Jeff
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share the same booking agent in Jeff
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share the same booking agent in Jeff
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Epstein of Universal Attractions."
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Epstein of Universal Attractions."
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Jeff Epstein
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Jeff Epstein
of Universal Attractions
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of Universal Attractions
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of Universal Attractions
is in charge of, forgive me, recruiting
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is in charge of, forgive me, recruiting
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is in charge of, forgive me, recruiting
talent for a Donald Trump party. That's
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talent for a Donald Trump party. That's
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talent for a Donald Trump party. That's
what you're telling me? In planning our
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what you're telling me? In planning our
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what you're telling me? In planning our
country's 250th birthday, somebody had
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country's 250th birthday, somebody had
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country's 250th birthday, somebody had
to go into Donald Trump's office and
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to go into Donald Trump's office and
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to go into Donald Trump's office and
say, "I know just the guy."
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say, "I know just the guy."
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say, "I know just the guy."
How bad do you feel for that guy?
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How bad do you feel for that guy?
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How bad do you feel for that guy?
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After years of being, "And not that
Epstein, he finally gets all of his acts
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Epstein, he finally gets all of his acts
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Epstein, he finally gets all of his acts
booked. It's all coming up, Epstein."
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booked. It's all coming up, Epstein."
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booked. It's all coming up, Epstein."
And then the axe collapsed. He finally
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And then the axe collapsed. He finally
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thought he was gonna get his happy uh
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thought he was gonna get his happy uh
his um
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but nope. Nope. Once again, they leave
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but nope. Nope. Once again, they leave
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but nope. Nope. Once again, they leave
him hanging. Uh they
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him hanging. Uh they
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him hanging. Uh they
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Oh, I'M SORRY. I'm sorry. Too soon. Too
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Oh, I'M SORRY. I'm sorry. Too soon. Too
soon.
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soon.
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soon.
I didn't know WE HAD SO MANY EPSTEIN
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I didn't know WE HAD SO MANY EPSTEIN
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I didn't know WE HAD SO MANY EPSTEIN
sympathizers
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sympathizers
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sympathizers
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in the room.
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in the room.
A Jeffrey Epstein joke. How could you?
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Meanwhile, at least Trump has grabbed a
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Meanwhile, at least Trump has grabbed a
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Meanwhile, at least Trump has grabbed a
couple of wins from the weekend that can
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couple of wins from the weekend that can
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couple of wins from the weekend that can
soften the blow of the canceled concert.
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soften the blow of the canceled concert.
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soften the blow of the canceled concert.
Looks like we're going to finally put an
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Looks like we're going to finally put an
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Looks like we're going to finally put an
end to this US Iran kurfuffle.
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end to this US Iran kurfuffle.
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end to this US Iran kurfuffle.
>> Breaking news. Axios now reporting that
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>> Breaking news. Axios now reporting that
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>> Breaking news. Axios now reporting that
the US and Iran have reached a peace
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the US and Iran have reached a peace
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the US and Iran have reached a peace
deal.
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deal.
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deal.
>> The president announcing the framework
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>> The president announcing the framework
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>> The president announcing the framework
of an agreement to end the war and
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of an agreement to end the war and
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of an agreement to end the war and
reopen the straight of Cormoose.
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reopen the straight of Cormoose.
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reopen the straight of Cormoose.
>> Trump says he's quote meeting now in the
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>> Trump says he's quote meeting now in the
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>> Trump says he's quote meeting now in the
situation room to make a final
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situation room to make a final
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situation room to make a final
determination.
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determination.
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determination.
>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
Now, you could be forgiven for being
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Now, you could be forgiven for being
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Now, you could be forgiven for being
skeptical. If you remember, I believe
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skeptical. If you remember, I believe
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skeptical. If you remember, I believe
we've been here before. We were very
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we've been here before. We were very
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we've been here before. We were very
close to a deal a couple of weeks ago.
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close to a deal a couple of weeks ago.
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close to a deal a couple of weeks ago.
They are getting very close to making a
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They are getting very close to making a
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They are getting very close to making a
deal
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deal
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deal
and of course getting close a few days
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and of course getting close a few days
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and of course getting close a few days
before that.
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before that.
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before that.
>> I think we're getting close to maybe
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>> I think we're getting close to maybe
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>> I think we're getting close to maybe
doing a deal
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doing a deal
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doing a deal
>> because I think the week before that you
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>> because I think the week before that you
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>> because I think the week before that you
remember it was very possible.
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remember it was very possible.
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remember it was very possible.
>> We've had very good talks over the last
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>> We've had very good talks over the last
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>> We've had very good talks over the last
24 hours and it's very possible that
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24 hours and it's very possible that
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24 hours and it's very possible that
we'll make a deal. It reminded me of the
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we'll make a deal. It reminded me of the
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we'll make a deal. It reminded me of the
two weeks before that
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two weeks before that
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two weeks before that
when IT WAS NOT JUST POSSIBLE BUT REALLY
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when IT WAS NOT JUST POSSIBLE BUT REALLY
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when IT WAS NOT JUST POSSIBLE BUT REALLY
YOU ALREADY AGREED TO.
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YOU ALREADY AGREED TO.
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YOU ALREADY AGREED TO.
>> Many of these things have been
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>> Many of these things have been
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>> Many of these things have been
negotiated and agreed to
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negotiated and agreed to
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negotiated and agreed to
>> which WAS BASED ON THE OPTIMISM WE'D HAD
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>> which WAS BASED ON THE OPTIMISM WE'D HAD
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>> which WAS BASED ON THE OPTIMISM WE'D HAD
FROM THE one day before that. We're very
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FROM THE one day before that. We're very
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FROM THE one day before that. We're very
close to making a deal
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close to making a deal
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close to making a deal
>> WHICH WAS ALL BASED ON THE FRUITS of the
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>> WHICH WAS ALL BASED ON THE FRUITS of the
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>> WHICH WAS ALL BASED ON THE FRUITS of the
efforts of the position that we were in
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efforts of the position that we were in
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efforts of the position that we were in
three weeks prior
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three weeks prior
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three weeks prior
cuz I think there's a very good chance
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cuz I think there's a very good chance
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cuz I think there's a very good chance
we're going to end up in a deal. If I
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we're going to end up in a deal. If I
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we're going to end up in a deal. If I
were a betting man, I'd bet for it.
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Well, good enough for me.
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Well, good enough for me.
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Well, good enough for me.
Hello, Kelsey Market.
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Hello, Kelsey Market.
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Hello, Kelsey Market.
A little birdie told me to put it all on
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A little birdie told me to put it all on
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A little birdie told me to put it all on
piece.
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piece.
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piece.
What could go wrong? Breaking news.
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What could go wrong? Breaking news.
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What could go wrong? Breaking news.
State TV says Iran is suspending fragile
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State TV says Iran is suspending fragile
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State TV says Iran is suspending fragile
peace talks with the US.
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>> God,
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you keep telling us we are on the cusp
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you keep telling us we are on the cusp
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you keep telling us we are on the cusp
of deal.
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of deal.
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of deal.
What is holding it up? What is hampering
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What is holding it up? What is hampering
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What is holding it up? What is hampering
the completion of the terms? Is it the
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the completion of the terms? Is it the
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the completion of the terms? Is it the
Mullers? Is it Israel? Is it the
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Mullers? Is it Israel? Is it the
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Mullers? Is it Israel? Is it the
Revolutionary Guard?
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Revolutionary Guard?
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Revolutionary Guard?
What is holding this up?
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What is holding this up?
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What is holding this up?
>> Trump claimed in a social media post
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>> Trump claimed in a social media post
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>> Trump claimed in a social media post
that too many voices from Republicans
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that too many voices from Republicans
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that too many voices from Republicans
and those he called Democrats are
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and those he called Democrats are
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and those he called Democrats are
slowing him down, writing, "It is much
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slowing him down, writing, "It is much
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slowing him down, writing, "It is much
tougher for me to properly do my job and
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tougher for me to properly do my job and
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tougher for me to properly do my job and
negotiate when political hacks keep
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negotiate when political hacks keep
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negotiate when political hacks keep
negatively chirping at levels never seen
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negatively chirping at levels never seen
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negatively chirping at levels never seen
before.
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before.
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before.
What?
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You're blaming this [\h__\h] on us?
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You're blaming this [\h__\h] on us?
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You're blaming this [\h__\h] on us?
You can't make peace unless everybody's
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You can't make peace unless everybody's
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You can't make peace unless everybody's
quiet
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quiet
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quiet
is making peace like putting or peeing.
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is making peace like putting or peeing.
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is making peace like putting or peeing.
Is that what this is? Oh, the peace
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Is that what this is? Oh, the peace
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Is that what this is? Oh, the peace
won't come out unless everybody shuts
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won't come out unless everybody shuts
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won't come out unless everybody shuts
up.
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up.
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up.
If you stare at me, I can't make peace.
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If you stare at me, I can't make peace.
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If you stare at me, I can't make peace.
Really? You're blaming us? You know, I
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Really? You're blaming us? You know, I
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Really? You're blaming us? You know, I
think maybe we were all under the
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think maybe we were all under the
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think maybe we were all under the
mistaken notion that you were some kind
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mistaken notion that you were some kind
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mistaken notion that you were some kind
of dealmaker and chief, some kind of
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of dealmaker and chief, some kind of
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of dealmaker and chief, some kind of
master negotiator. Where did we get that
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master negotiator. Where did we get that
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master negotiator. Where did we get that
from?
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from?
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from?
>> I mean, this is a highstakes
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>> I mean, this is a highstakes
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>> I mean, this is a highstakes
negotiation. We've got the best
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negotiation. We've got the best
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negotiation. We've got the best
negotiator in the world leading it.
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negotiator in the world leading it.
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negotiator in the world leading it.
>> He's doing what he does best, which is
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>> He's doing what he does best, which is
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>> He's doing what he does best, which is
being a master negotiator.
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being a master negotiator.
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being a master negotiator.
>> He's known as the dealmaker and chief.
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>> He's known as the dealmaker and chief.
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>> He's known as the dealmaker and chief.
>> This is what he's really good at. This
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>> This is what he's really good at. This
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>> This is what he's really good at. This
is art of the deal. This is like
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is art of the deal. This is like
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is art of the deal. This is like
scrambling the head game with Iran.
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scrambling the head game with Iran.
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scrambling the head game with Iran.
>> I know deals, I think, better than
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>> I know deals, I think, better than
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>> I know deals, I think, better than
anybody knows deals.
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anybody knows deals.
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anybody knows deals.
>> Unless somebody MAKES NOISE
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>> Unless somebody MAKES NOISE
475
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:25,750
>> Unless somebody MAKES NOISE
and then I get scared and then you deal.
476
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:25,760
477
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,110
Of course you do. You're the dealmaker
478
00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:27,120
Of course you do. You're the dealmaker
479
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,630
Of course you do. You're the dealmaker
and chief. Our country is blessed.
480
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:28,640
and chief. Our country is blessed.
481
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,870
and chief. Our country is blessed.
Blessed
482
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:30,880
Blessed
483
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,790
Blessed
with the world's greatest authority on
484
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:32,800
with the world's greatest authority on
485
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,150
with the world's greatest authority on
negotiating and dealmaking.
486
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:36,160
negotiating and dealmaking.
487
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,269
negotiating and dealmaking.
So, how did the Iranians manage to blunt
488
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:39,279
So, how did the Iranians manage to blunt
489
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:40,470
So, how did the Iranians manage to blunt
our advantage?
490
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:40,480
our advantage?
491
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,990
our advantage?
>> They're very smart, actually in a
492
00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:42,000
>> They're very smart, actually in a
493
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,350
>> They're very smart, actually in a
certain way. They're very good
494
00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:43,360
certain way. They're very good
495
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:50,550
certain way. They're very good
negotiators. They're crafty.
496
00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:50,560
497
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,110
Crafty.
498
00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:53,120
Crafty.
499
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,590
Crafty.
My god. I'm the best negotiator in the
500
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:55,600
My god. I'm the best negotiator in the
501
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,430
My god. I'm the best negotiator in the
world. I'm the master. Unless Yeah. You
502
00:11:59,430 --> 00:11:59,440
world. I'm the master. Unless Yeah. You
503
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:04,790
world. I'm the master. Unless Yeah. You
They're not crafty, are they?
504
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:04,800
505
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,069
DOES ANY HAS ANYONE TALK are they crafty
506
00:12:08,069 --> 00:12:08,079
DOES ANY HAS ANYONE TALK are they crafty
507
00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:10,230
DOES ANY HAS ANYONE TALK are they crafty
because I HAVE ON MY MY NEGOTIATIONS ARE
508
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:10,240
because I HAVE ON MY MY NEGOTIATIONS ARE
509
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:15,269
because I HAVE ON MY MY NEGOTIATIONS ARE
LIKE A superpower
510
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:15,279
511
00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:18,069
unless god forbid
512
00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:18,079
unless god forbid
513
00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,829
unless god forbid
they happen to be crafty. ARE THEY DOES
514
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:19,839
they happen to be crafty. ARE THEY DOES
515
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:23,190
they happen to be crafty. ARE THEY DOES
ANYONE KNOW are they crafty? Is that
516
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:23,200
ANYONE KNOW are they crafty? Is that
517
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,829
ANYONE KNOW are they crafty? Is that
like a dampener in
518
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:25,839
like a dampener in
519
00:12:25,839 --> 00:12:27,350
like a dampener in
I didn't know I was going to be FIGHTING
520
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:27,360
I didn't know I was going to be FIGHTING
521
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:31,750
I didn't know I was going to be FIGHTING
OTHER ADULTS. IT'S LIKE WHAT the
522
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:31,760
OTHER ADULTS. IT'S LIKE WHAT the
523
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,790
OTHER ADULTS. IT'S LIKE WHAT the
And by the way, who set the expectations
524
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:34,800
And by the way, who set the expectations
525
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,230
And by the way, who set the expectations
for your greatness?
526
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:36,240
for your greatness?
527
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,430
for your greatness?
>> I'm so busy with the Iranians calling
528
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:39,440
>> I'm so busy with the Iranians calling
529
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,949
>> I'm so busy with the Iranians calling
trying to make a good deal. They want
530
00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:40,959
trying to make a good deal. They want
531
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,069
trying to make a good deal. They want
very much to make a deal.
532
00:12:42,069 --> 00:12:42,079
very much to make a deal.
533
00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:43,509
very much to make a deal.
>> They're begging to make a deal cuz
534
00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:43,519
>> They're begging to make a deal cuz
535
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:44,629
>> They're begging to make a deal cuz
they're begging to make a deal.
536
00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:44,639
they're begging to make a deal.
537
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,870
they're begging to make a deal.
>> I mean, Iran is dying to make a deal.
538
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:46,880
>> I mean, Iran is dying to make a deal.
539
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,310
>> I mean, Iran is dying to make a deal.
>> Ah, and who set the acceptable terms of
540
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:50,320
>> Ah, and who set the acceptable terms of
541
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,269
>> Ah, and who set the acceptable terms of
this deal that they are dying to make?
542
00:12:53,269 --> 00:12:53,279
this deal that they are dying to make?
543
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:54,629
this deal that they are dying to make?
>> It's got to be perfect. One of the
544
00:12:54,629 --> 00:12:54,639
>> It's got to be perfect. One of the
545
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,389
>> It's got to be perfect. One of the
things that will happen is the street
546
00:12:56,389 --> 00:12:56,399
things that will happen is the street
547
00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:59,190
things that will happen is the street
will open immediately. We want to see uh
548
00:12:59,190 --> 00:12:59,200
will open immediately. We want to see uh
549
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,230
will open immediately. We want to see uh
uh no nuclear bomb, no nuclear weapon,
550
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:02,240
uh no nuclear bomb, no nuclear weapon,
551
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,550
uh no nuclear bomb, no nuclear weapon,
not even close to it. The nuclear dust,
552
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:04,560
not even close to it. The nuclear dust,
553
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,509
not even close to it. The nuclear dust,
we're going to want that.
554
00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:05,519
we're going to want that.
555
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,590
we're going to want that.
>> The president declaring there will be no
556
00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:07,600
>> The president declaring there will be no
557
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,150
>> The president declaring there will be no
deal with Iran except unconditional
558
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:10,160
deal with Iran except unconditional
559
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,030
deal with Iran except unconditional
surrender.
560
00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:11,040
surrender.
561
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,509
surrender.
>> They should wave the white the flag the
562
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:13,519
>> They should wave the white the flag the
563
00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:16,629
>> They should wave the white the flag the
white flag of surrender. In hockey they
564
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:16,639
white flag of surrender. In hockey they
565
00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:21,190
white flag of surrender. In hockey they
say uh uncle, right? When are they going
566
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:21,200
say uh uncle, right? When are they going
567
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:38,710
say uh uncle, right? When are they going
to when are they going to cry uncle?
568
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:38,720
569
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,150
I think even the crafty Iranians
570
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:42,160
I think even the crafty Iranians
571
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,990
I think even the crafty Iranians
understand
572
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,000
understand
573
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:49,509
understand
you don't cry uncle in hockey.
574
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:49,519
575
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:51,350
And by the way, no nuclear unconditional
576
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:51,360
And by the way, no nuclear unconditional
577
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,350
And by the way, no nuclear unconditional
surrender, open the straight. Even that
578
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:53,360
surrender, open the straight. Even that
579
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,670
surrender, open the straight. Even that
wasn't enough to satisfy Trump. But Iran
580
00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:55,680
wasn't enough to satisfy Trump. But Iran
581
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,910
wasn't enough to satisfy Trump. But Iran
didn't cry uncle. They weren't begging
582
00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:57,920
didn't cry uncle. They weren't begging
583
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,150
didn't cry uncle. They weren't begging
to make the deal. And here comes the
584
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:00,160
to make the deal. And here comes the
585
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,350
to make the deal. And here comes the
Donald Trump special. The excuses.
586
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:03,360
Donald Trump special. The excuses.
587
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,949
Donald Trump special. The excuses.
>> We don't know who their leader is.
588
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:04,959
>> We don't know who their leader is.
589
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:05,910
>> We don't know who their leader is.
>> They play games.
590
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:05,920
>> They play games.
591
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,710
>> They play games.
>> They might be crazy. They're afraid to
592
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:08,720
>> They might be crazy. They're afraid to
593
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,470
>> They might be crazy. They're afraid to
make a deal. They make a deal and the
594
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:10,480
make a deal. They make a deal and the
595
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,150
make a deal. They make a deal and the
next day, like we waited five days for a
596
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:14,160
next day, like we waited five days for a
597
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,310
next day, like we waited five days for a
letter that should have been there 1
598
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:16,320
letter that should have been there 1
599
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:23,110
letter that should have been there 1
hour. So, where's the letter?
600
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:23,120
601
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,470
>> You didn't make a deal cuz you're
602
00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:24,480
>> You didn't make a deal cuz you're
603
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,110
>> You didn't make a deal cuz you're
waiting for a letter.
604
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:27,120
waiting for a letter.
605
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,949
waiting for a letter.
What are you inside a Ken Burns
606
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:28,959
What are you inside a Ken Burns
607
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:34,310
What are you inside a Ken Burns
documentary?
608
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:34,320
609
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,750
I suppose I was going to get a letter. I
610
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:35,760
I suppose I was going to get a letter. I
611
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,069
I suppose I was going to get a letter. I
didn't get the letter. So, I guess no
612
00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:38,079
didn't get the letter. So, I guess no
613
00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,829
didn't get the letter. So, I guess no
deal. I don't know what happened to the
614
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:39,839
deal. I don't know what happened to the
615
00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:41,189
deal. I don't know what happened to the
letter. And by the way, I'm not sure if
616
00:14:41,189 --> 00:14:41,199
letter. And by the way, I'm not sure if
617
00:14:41,199 --> 00:14:42,470
letter. And by the way, I'm not sure if
you heard there have been some delivery
618
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:42,480
you heard there have been some delivery
619
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:48,069
you heard there have been some delivery
issues in the Straight of Hormuz.
620
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:48,079
621
00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:51,670
You know, maybe the problem isn't us
622
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:51,680
You know, maybe the problem isn't us
623
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,990
You know, maybe the problem isn't us
who didn't want this war in the first
624
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:54,000
who didn't want this war in the first
625
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,110
who didn't want this war in the first
place. Maybe the problem is a president
626
00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:57,120
place. Maybe the problem is a president
627
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,710
place. Maybe the problem is a president
who talks out of both sides of his
628
00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:58,720
who talks out of both sides of his
629
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,910
who talks out of both sides of his
mouth, lies like most of us breathe and
630
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:01,920
mouth, lies like most of us breathe and
631
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,230
mouth, lies like most of us breathe and
whose pronouncements cannot be trusted
632
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:04,240
whose pronouncements cannot be trusted
633
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,550
whose pronouncements cannot be trusted
because they will inevitably be undercut
634
00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:06,560
because they will inevitably be undercut
635
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,030
because they will inevitably be undercut
by the very same person pronouncing
636
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:09,040
by the very same person pronouncing
637
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:12,230
by the very same person pronouncing
them. Like this gem from the weekend,
638
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:12,240
them. Like this gem from the weekend,
639
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,030
them. Like this gem from the weekend,
>> their navy is totally gone, 100%. Their
640
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:15,040
>> their navy is totally gone, 100%. Their
641
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,430
>> their navy is totally gone, 100%. Their
air force has totally gone 100%. We've
642
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:17,440
air force has totally gone 100%. We've
643
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,189
air force has totally gone 100%. We've
taken different forms of leadership out.
644
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:19,199
taken different forms of leadership out.
645
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:20,389
taken different forms of leadership out.
We've actually left their military
646
00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:20,399
We've actually left their military
647
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,910
We've actually left their military
alone. People would be surprised to hear
648
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:21,920
alone. People would be surprised to hear
649
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,870
alone. People would be surprised to hear
that.
650
00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:24,880
that.
651
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,670
that.
We would be surprised to hear
652
00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:27,680
We would be surprised to hear
653
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,910
We would be surprised to hear
to hear that. Do you know why we're
654
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:29,920
to hear that. Do you know why we're
655
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,870
to hear that. Do you know why we're
surprised to hear that?
656
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:32,880
surprised to hear that?
657
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,949
surprised to hear that?
Because two minutes earlier in that same
658
00:15:36,949 --> 00:15:36,959
Because two minutes earlier in that same
659
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:41,350
Because two minutes earlier in that same
interview, you said
660
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:41,360
661
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,110
we've defeated their military.
662
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:43,120
we've defeated their military.
663
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,949
we've defeated their military.
essentially defeated their military.
664
00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:44,959
essentially defeated their military.
665
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,310
essentially defeated their military.
>> But we've been hipped to the holes in
666
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:46,320
>> But we've been hipped to the holes in
667
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,829
>> But we've been hipped to the holes in
your negotiating game for quite some
668
00:15:47,829 --> 00:15:47,839
your negotiating game for quite some
669
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,590
your negotiating game for quite some
time now. Remember how you were going to
670
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:49,600
time now. Remember how you were going to
671
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,949
time now. Remember how you were going to
solve Ukraine and Russia on the first
672
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:50,959
solve Ukraine and Russia on the first
673
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:52,389
solve Ukraine and Russia on the first
day? What happened with that?
674
00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:52,399
day? What happened with that?
675
00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:54,150
day? What happened with that?
>> We'll have a deal with Russia. Russia's
676
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:54,160
>> We'll have a deal with Russia. Russia's
677
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,870
>> We'll have a deal with Russia. Russia's
set and President Zalinsky will not do
678
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:56,880
set and President Zalinsky will not do
679
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,710
set and President Zalinsky will not do
it. And then we'll have President
680
00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:58,720
it. And then we'll have President
681
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,550
it. And then we'll have President
Zullinsky wants to make a deal and Putin
682
00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:00,560
Zullinsky wants to make a deal and Putin
683
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,949
Zullinsky wants to make a deal and Putin
doesn't want to make the deal. It's a
684
00:16:02,949 --> 00:16:02,959
doesn't want to make the deal. It's a
685
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:06,710
doesn't want to make the deal. It's a
very uh difficult balance. When Russia's
686
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:06,720
very uh difficult balance. When Russia's
687
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,629
very uh difficult balance. When Russia's
ready, Ukraine's not. When Ukraine's
688
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:08,639
ready, Ukraine's not. When Ukraine's
689
00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:15,670
ready, Ukraine's not. When Ukraine's
ready, Russia's done.
690
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:15,680
691
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,350
YOU'RE THE GREATEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE
692
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:17,360
YOU'RE THE GREATEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE
693
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,550
YOU'RE THE GREATEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE
WORLD AND YOU'RE saying that it's
694
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:18,560
WORLD AND YOU'RE saying that it's
695
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,910
WORLD AND YOU'RE saying that it's
difficult to bring together two
696
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:19,920
difficult to bring together two
697
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,749
difficult to bring together two
differing sides with competing interest.
698
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:21,759
differing sides with competing interest.
699
00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:23,990
differing sides with competing interest.
If only there was a word for closing
700
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:24,000
If only there was a word for closing
701
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,590
If only there was a word for closing
that gap,
702
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:27,600
703
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,590
a person who could help close it. I
704
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:29,600
a person who could help close it. I
705
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,030
a person who could help close it. I
don't know, A GAP. A CLOSENATOR.
706
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:33,040
don't know, A GAP. A CLOSENATOR.
707
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,509
don't know, A GAP. A CLOSENATOR.
But that's, by the way, that's the dirty
708
00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:35,519
But that's, by the way, that's the dirty
709
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:37,910
But that's, by the way, that's the dirty
little secret in all of this, ISN'T IT?
710
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:37,920
little secret in all of this, ISN'T IT?
711
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,749
little secret in all of this, ISN'T IT?
DONALD TRUMP ISN'T ACTUALLY a master gap
712
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:41,759
DONALD TRUMP ISN'T ACTUALLY a master gap
713
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:44,629
DONALD TRUMP ISN'T ACTUALLY a master gap
closenator.
714
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:44,639
closenator.
715
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:46,550
closenator.
Negotiation is about bringing parties of
716
00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:46,560
Negotiation is about bringing parties of
717
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,310
Negotiation is about bringing parties of
disperate interests into an agreement
718
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:48,320
disperate interests into an agreement
719
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,430
disperate interests into an agreement
that understands each other's positions
720
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:51,440
that understands each other's positions
721
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,749
that understands each other's positions
and resolves those differences with
722
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:53,759
and resolves those differences with
723
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:58,470
and resolves those differences with
compromises that advance shared goals.
724
00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:58,480
compromises that advance shared goals.
725
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,069
compromises that advance shared goals.
Whereas Donald Trump's gift
726
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:02,079
Whereas Donald Trump's gift
727
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:04,789
Whereas Donald Trump's gift
is in not doing that.
728
00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:04,799
is in not doing that.
729
00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:06,710
is in not doing that.
Trump's singular gift is in
730
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:06,720
Trump's singular gift is in
731
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,750
Trump's singular gift is in
manufacturing the animus and division
732
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:09,760
manufacturing the animus and division
733
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,669
manufacturing the animus and division
that actually makes negotiated
734
00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:11,679
that actually makes negotiated
735
00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:14,710
that actually makes negotiated
settlements so difficult yet so
736
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:14,720
settlements so difficult yet so
737
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,309
settlements so difficult yet so
necessary in this world. That's his
738
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:18,319
necessary in this world. That's his
739
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:20,870
necessary in this world. That's his
happy place. But the Democrats, the
740
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:20,880
happy place. But the Democrats, the
741
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,069
happy place. But the Democrats, the
Democrats voted against all of that. But
742
00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:24,079
Democrats voted against all of that. But
743
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:30,549
Democrats voted against all of that. But
we call them Democrats.
744
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:30,559
745
00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:34,470
Democrats.
746
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:34,480
747
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,029
My god, sir. We may not get that peace
748
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:37,039
My god, sir. We may not get that peace
749
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,110
My god, sir. We may not get that peace
deal you were talking about, but as a
750
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:39,120
deal you were talking about, but as a
751
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,070
deal you were talking about, but as a
1:00 a.m. slop tweet, Magnificico,
752
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:44,080
753
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,630
how in God's name does the world's most
754
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:46,640
how in God's name does the world's most
755
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,669
how in God's name does the world's most
powerful man come up with gold like
756
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:49,679
powerful man come up with gold like
757
00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:51,830
powerful man come up with gold like
that? And it works out well because I
758
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:51,840
that? And it works out well because I
759
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,430
that? And it works out well because I
take the word dumb, take the B off
760
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:53,440
take the word dumb, take the B off
761
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,110
take the word dumb, take the B off
because most people don't know that, you
762
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:55,120
because most people don't know that, you
763
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,789
because most people don't know that, you
know, dumb ends with a B, but most
764
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:56,799
know, dumb ends with a B, but most
765
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:58,390
know, dumb ends with a B, but most
people don't know. And all I do is I
766
00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:58,400
people don't know. And all I do is I
767
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,549
people don't know. And all I do is I
switch the E with a U. And you have a
768
00:18:00,549 --> 00:18:00,559
switch the E with a U. And you have a
769
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:12,310
switch the E with a U. And you have a
Democrat.
770
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:12,320
771
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,549
I really hope we do not ever become
772
00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:16,559
I really hope we do not ever become
773
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:19,669
I really hope we do not ever become
numb to this.
774
00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:19,679
numb to this.
775
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,150
numb to this.
But I think even Donald Trump recognizes
776
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:22,160
But I think even Donald Trump recognizes
777
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,870
But I think even Donald Trump recognizes
that his superpowers may be waning. I
778
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:24,880
that his superpowers may be waning. I
779
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,909
that his superpowers may be waning. I
don't know that it's going to be as good
780
00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:25,919
don't know that it's going to be as good
781
00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:28,230
don't know that it's going to be as good
as Pocahontas or Fake News or so many of
782
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:28,240
as Pocahontas or Fake News or so many of
783
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,710
as Pocahontas or Fake News or so many of
the others that we've come up with. How
784
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:30,720
the others that we've come up with. How
785
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,590
the others that we've come up with. How
sad is it? Donald Trump knows he's
786
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:33,600
sad is it? Donald Trump knows he's
787
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,070
sad is it? Donald Trump knows he's
passed his peak.
788
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:36,080
passed his peak.
789
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,390
passed his peak.
But hey, man, you got to keep trying.
790
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:38,400
But hey, man, you got to keep trying.
791
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,029
But hey, man, you got to keep trying.
You got to keep putting out new stuff.
792
00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:41,039
You got to keep putting out new stuff.
793
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:44,870
You got to keep putting out new stuff.
Otherwise, you could end up alone on the
794
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:44,880
Otherwise, you could end up alone on the
795
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,909
Otherwise, you could end up alone on the
toilet
796
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:47,919
797
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,789
trying desperately to forget. No matter
798
00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:50,799
trying desperately to forget. No matter
799
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:54,230
trying desperately to forget. No matter
what happens, all people will remember
800
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:54,240
what happens, all people will remember
801
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,430
what happens, all people will remember
is that you, my friend, are represented
802
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:57,440
is that you, my friend, are represented
803
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,230
is that you, my friend, are represented
by Jeff Epstein.
804
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:00,240
by Jeff Epstein.
805
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:10,070
by Jeff Epstein.
Everybody dance now.
806
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:10,080
807
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,710
Wow.
808
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:12,720
Wow.
809
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,549
Wow.
Wow.
810
00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:14,559
Wow.
811
00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:16,150
Wow.
Wow.
812
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:16,160
Wow.
813
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,590
Wow.
Bravo.
814
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:19,600
815
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,789
Wow. I am telling you this this is what
816
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:22,799
Wow. I am telling you this this is what
817
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:23,830
Wow. I am telling you this this is what
I'm going to miss.
818
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:23,840
I'm going to miss.
819
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,909
I'm going to miss.
>> My god. Olivia Mun, what what are you
820
00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:25,919
>> My god. Olivia Mun, what what are you
821
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:26,710
>> My god. Olivia Mun, what what are you
doing here?
822
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:26,720
doing here?
823
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,990
doing here?
>> Jonathan,
824
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:28,000
>> Jonathan,
825
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,710
>> Jonathan,
>> tonight is about you. I am here to honor
826
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:30,720
>> tonight is about you. I am here to honor
827
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,990
>> tonight is about you. I am here to honor
you on one of your biggest final special
828
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:34,000
you on one of your biggest final special
829
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,950
you on one of your biggest final special
sendoff shows.
830
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:34,960
sendoff shows.
831
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,510
sendoff shows.
>> What?
832
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:35,520
>> What?
833
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,669
>> What?
>> Yeah.
834
00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:37,679
>> Yeah.
835
00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,990
>> Yeah.
>> Just like Coar had big production, huge
836
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:40,000
>> Just like Coar had big production, huge
837
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,549
>> Just like Coar had big production, huge
stars, everyone loved it. I'm here for
838
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:42,559
stars, everyone loved it. I'm here for
839
00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:46,310
stars, everyone loved it. I'm here for
you for that.
840
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:46,320
841
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,310
>> Wait, this this isn't our final this
842
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:48,320
>> Wait, this this isn't our final this
843
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,830
>> Wait, this this isn't our final this
final show. This is a normal Monday
844
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:49,840
final show. This is a normal Monday
845
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,310
final show. This is a normal Monday
show.
846
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:50,320
show.
847
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,029
show.
>> See, see, that's what I'm talking about.
848
00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:53,039
>> See, see, that's what I'm talking about.
849
00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:54,470
>> See, see, that's what I'm talking about.
I love the optimism.
850
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:54,480
I love the optimism.
851
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,190
I love the optimism.
>> No, that's not.
852
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:57,200
>> No, that's not.
853
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,669
>> No, that's not.
>> You are so dumb.
854
00:19:59,669 --> 00:19:59,679
>> You are so dumb.
855
00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,590
>> You are so dumb.
You don't even realize how fragile this
856
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:01,600
You don't even realize how fragile this
857
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,230
You don't even realize how fragile this
industry is.
858
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:02,240
industry is.
859
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,990
industry is.
>> No, no, no. I realize I just Wait, we're
860
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:04,000
>> No, no, no. I realize I just Wait, we're
861
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,510
>> No, no, no. I realize I just Wait, we're
not. It's not the last show.
862
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:05,520
not. It's not the last show.
863
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,789
not. It's not the last show.
>> I wrote a song.
864
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:06,799
>> I wrote a song.
865
00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:08,070
>> I wrote a song.
>> Oh, hey. Thank you.
866
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:08,080
>> Oh, hey. Thank you.
867
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,070
>> Oh, hey. Thank you.
>> No, it Okay. Um, you don't
868
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:10,080
>> No, it Okay. Um, you don't
869
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,870
>> No, it Okay. Um, you don't
>> Look, uh, this is really the only way I
870
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:12,880
>> Look, uh, this is really the only way I
871
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,870
>> Look, uh, this is really the only way I
know how to tell you how I feel. And,
872
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:14,880
know how to tell you how I feel. And,
873
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,710
know how to tell you how I feel. And,
um, I'm going to try not to cry,
874
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:16,720
um, I'm going to try not to cry,
875
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,549
um, I'm going to try not to cry,
although no promises. Okay. And one and
876
00:20:20,549 --> 00:20:20,559
although no promises. Okay. And one and
877
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:24,630
although no promises. Okay. And one and
a two. Here we go. Nobody can fill your
878
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:24,640
a two. Here we go. Nobody can fill your
879
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,630
a two. Here we go. Nobody can fill your
chair.
880
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:26,640
chair.
881
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,990
chair.
You're the one and only John Stewart.
882
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:30,000
You're the one and only John Stewart.
883
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,950
You're the one and only John Stewart.
>> No, that Okay.
884
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:32,960
>> No, that Okay.
885
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,909
>> No, that Okay.
I I think you need to tune the guitar.
886
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:35,919
I I think you need to tune the guitar.
887
00:20:35,919 --> 00:20:37,510
I I think you need to tune the guitar.
>> Okay. No, you don't tune a guitar.
888
00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:37,520
>> Okay. No, you don't tune a guitar.
889
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,789
>> Okay. No, you don't tune a guitar.
You're thinking of a piano.
890
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:38,799
You're thinking of a piano.
891
00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:42,630
You're thinking of a piano.
>> No, that's I love your glasses and your
892
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:42,640
>> No, that's I love your glasses and your
893
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,270
>> No, that's I love your glasses and your
dark brown hair
894
00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:45,280
dark brown hair
895
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,310
dark brown hair
when I'm sorry. when you host the late
896
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:48,320
when I'm sorry. when you host the late
897
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,390
when I'm sorry. when you host the late
show with John Stewart.
898
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:50,400
show with John Stewart.
899
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,870
show with John Stewart.
>> Okay. All right. Clearly Steuart doesn't
900
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:52,880
>> Okay. All right. Clearly Steuart doesn't
901
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,190
>> Okay. All right. Clearly Steuart doesn't
rhyme with hair or chair. So, it's
902
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:55,200
rhyme with hair or chair. So, it's
903
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,830
rhyme with hair or chair. So, it's
>> guitar solo.
904
00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:57,840
>> guitar solo.
905
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,310
>> guitar solo.
>> Okay. That All right. Clearly, Olivia,
906
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:00,320
>> Okay. That All right. Clearly, Olivia,
907
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,830
>> Okay. That All right. Clearly, Olivia,
that wasn't even written for me. That
908
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:01,840
that wasn't even written for me. That
909
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,710
that wasn't even written for me. That
was written for Steven Cobear.
910
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:04,720
was written for Steven Cobear.
911
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,710
was written for Steven Cobear.
>> You're right. You're right. No one cares
912
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:06,720
>> You're right. You're right. No one cares
913
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,350
>> You're right. You're right. No one cares
if you leave.
914
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:07,360
if you leave.
915
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,350
if you leave.
>> Okay. That's not necessary. That's
916
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:09,360
>> Okay. That's not necessary. That's
917
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,110
>> Okay. That's not necessary. That's
That's not necessary. THAT'S NOT
918
00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:11,120
That's not necessary. THAT'S NOT
919
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:11,750
That's not necessary. THAT'S NOT
NECESSARY.
920
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:11,760
NECESSARY.
921
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,830
NECESSARY.
>> SADLY, JOHN, I missed out on saying
922
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:13,840
>> SADLY, JOHN, I missed out on saying
923
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,510
>> SADLY, JOHN, I missed out on saying
goodbye to Stephen. There was a
924
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:15,520
goodbye to Stephen. There was a
925
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,029
goodbye to Stephen. There was a
scheduling conflict. I was available.
926
00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:17,039
scheduling conflict. I was available.
927
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:19,909
scheduling conflict. I was available.
They gave a hard pass.
928
00:21:19,909 --> 00:21:19,919
They gave a hard pass.
929
00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:23,830
They gave a hard pass.
Instead, they went with Paul McCartney,
930
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:23,840
Instead, they went with Paul McCartney,
931
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,190
Instead, they went with Paul McCartney,
the guy from Wings. I mean, like, where
932
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:27,200
the guy from Wings. I mean, like, where
933
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,310
the guy from Wings. I mean, like, where
did they dig him up?
934
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:28,320
did they dig him up?
935
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,950
did they dig him up?
>> Look, Olivia, it's not my last show, but
936
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:30,960
>> Look, Olivia, it's not my last show, but
937
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,549
>> Look, Olivia, it's not my last show, but
you are obviously always welcome here. I
938
00:21:32,549 --> 00:21:32,559
you are obviously always welcome here. I
939
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,070
you are obviously always welcome here. I
love you. You know that. It's
940
00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:34,080
love you. You know that. It's
941
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:34,630
love you. You know that. It's
>> really
942
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:34,640
>> really
943
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,029
>> really
>> Yeah.
944
00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:35,039
>> Yeah.
945
00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:36,870
>> Yeah.
>> My god, thank you so much. Of course,
946
00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:36,880
>> My god, thank you so much. Of course,
947
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,310
>> My god, thank you so much. Of course,
>> cuz there's really not a lot of options
948
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:38,320
>> cuz there's really not a lot of options
949
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,909
>> cuz there's really not a lot of options
left. It's basically just you or the Hot
950
00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:39,919
left. It's basically just you or the Hot
951
00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:40,710
left. It's basically just you or the Hot
Ones guy.
952
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:40,720
Ones guy.
953
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,630
Ones guy.
>> Okay.
954
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:42,640
>> Okay.
955
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,070
>> Okay.
>> I I don't know if you know this. I don't
956
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:44,080
>> I I don't know if you know this. I don't
957
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,990
>> I I don't know if you know this. I don't
like wings. the food or the band.
958
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:46,000
like wings. the food or the band.
959
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,470
like wings. the food or the band.
>> Okay, we'll come back anytime. And you
960
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:48,480
>> Okay, we'll come back anytime. And you
961
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,510
>> Okay, we'll come back anytime. And you
don't have to pretend you can play
962
00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:49,520
don't have to pretend you can play
963
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,270
don't have to pretend you can play
guitar.
964
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:51,280
guitar.
965
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,909
guitar.
>> What? I I can play guitar.
966
00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:53,919
>> What? I I can play guitar.
967
00:21:53,919 --> 00:21:55,190
>> What? I I can play guitar.
>> I mean, how do you think I got booked
968
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:55,200
>> I mean, how do you think I got booked
969
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:59,110
>> I mean, how do you think I got booked
from the Freedom 250 concert? Huh?
970
00:21:59,110 --> 00:21:59,120
from the Freedom 250 concert? Huh?
971
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,120
from the Freedom 250 concert? Huh?
>> Everybody
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