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Donatello: Warning.
The stunts you are about
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to witness is performed
by professional maniacs.
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Do not attempt this
yourself.
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Do not stand up in an open
vehicle traveling at speeds
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upwards of 90 miles
per hour.
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If an 18-wheeler driven
by a crazed wacko
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was attempting to force you
off the road...
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[ tires squealing ]
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do not continue to agitate
said crazed wacko.
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[ grunts ]
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Lastly, never ever
attempt to disarm
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the homemade thermonuclear
device located
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inside said high-speed
moving vehicle...
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unless you're planning
to kiss your shell goodbye.
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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- Turtles, count it off!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Mutant chain reaction
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Livin' underground
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Ninjutsu action
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ It's a shell of a town
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Turtles, count it off!
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- One!
- ♪ Live by the code
of the martial arts ♪
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- Two!
- ♪ Never fight unless
someone else starts ♪
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- Three!
- ♪ Always stick together
no matter what ♪
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- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪
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- ♪ I love bein'
- ♪ I love bein'
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♪ I love bein' a turtle
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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- Turtles, count it off!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ There's no one better
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Watch out for Shredder
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ They're like no others
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- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Those teenage brothers
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- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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[ echoing ]
♪ Turtles, Turtles.
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[ rooster crows ]
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Mm.
[ sighs ]
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Sure is beautiful up
here this time of year.
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It's nice to get away
from the city
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after all we've
been through together--
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you know,
quiet time,
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alone...
just the two of us.
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So, what exactly
are you trying
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to say to me,
Casey Jones?
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Okay, it's just--
you know, don't get me wrong,
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I don't want to move
too fast here or nothing,
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but I've been thinking.
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- Maybe...
- [ yelps ]
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Don't mind us.
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Hah, much too
slow, my son.
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[ grunting ]
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Please, go about
your business.
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Weren't you guys gonna
go pick apples or something?
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That was Don.
[ grunts ]
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Although, Mikey and Raph said
something about settling a bet...?
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[ grunting ]
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Don't move.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Bullseye!
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[ sighs ]
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That's it.
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After 20 consecutive
double-bullseyes,
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I'm officially declaring
this contest a tie.
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Aw--!
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But we haven't even gotten
to the blindfold round yet.
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Forget it, William Tell.
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We came here to pick apples.
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We have to bring back
at least one still...
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[ sighs ]
...intact.
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- [ gunshots popping ]
- All: Huh?
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- [ gunshots popping ]
- [ squawking ]
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- Quiet, you guys.
- Hide.
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[ grunting ]
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Someone!
Someone, help!
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Help me, please.
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They've got a bomb.
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The city-- aliens.
I didn't want--
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not right.
Gone too far.
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[ groans ]
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This man's been
shot in the shoulder.
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What was he talking about,
a bomb or something?
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Man:
He went over this way!
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Man #2: I see his
tracks. Let's finish this.
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Man #3:
Come on!
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I'll stay and do
what I can for him.
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You guys need to lead
the others away from here.
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Man #2: Come on, after him! Move it!
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- Man: #3: Shake your tail, boys!
- Go, go!
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- We'll get that traitor yet!
- Yeah, we sure will!
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Come on! Let's go!
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I don't know, Skunk.
Hunting down one of our own--
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isn't this
a little extreme?
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Nothing is too extreme
in the fight
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against the
alien menace, Puke.
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Remember who we are.
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We're "Humans Against
The Extraterrestrials."
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And as a member
of "H.A.T.E.,"
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Michael knew
the rules.
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Our cause is
a lifelong commitment.
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No one leaves.
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Find him.
He's wounded.
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He won't get far.
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I need to make some last-minute
preparations at the base.
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We've come too far
to let one traitor
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force us to scrub
the entire mission.
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Huh?
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Ha.
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Whoa!
[ gasps ]
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Ugh--!
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It's-- it's true.
Aliens!
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Eat grenades,
space slime.
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[ yells ]
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[ grunts ]
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Skunk was right.
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You space freaks
haven't left Earth.
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Your green Martian butt is mine.
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Ow! What the...?
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[ laughs ]
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- [ launcher whirring ]
- Huh?
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- Wha--?
- Hey, pal,
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didn't your mom
tell you about these things?
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"You'll put
your eye out, kid."
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We're on
to you, "E.T."
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Oh--!
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"E.T., phone home."
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[ chuckles ]
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Stay back!
Keep away from me!
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Ha, ha. This is just
too good to be true.
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[ grunting ]
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[ gasps ]
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- Wha--? Oh-hh...
- [ plops ]
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[ crowd chatter ]
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Skunk: Faithful members of
"Humans Against The Extraterrestrials,"
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today, we make history.
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Today, we show
those alien slimebags
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that you don't mess
with the human race--
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not when H.A.T.E.
is on the job!
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[ cheering ]
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Skunk: You've heard the lies--
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"The aliens were defeated.
All is safe."
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Well, don't believe it.
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Look at the news-- "Aliens
attack in subway skirmish,"
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"Aliens in our sewers,"
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"Mob Chases Alien
in Atlinger Alley."
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And what do these
sightings have in common?
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Uh, aliens?
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No.
Well, yeah.
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But, no.
What else?
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All:
New York City!
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That's right.
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They're dug deep
in the Big Apple
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and nobody's doing a
freaking thing about it...
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until now.
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[ door creaks ]
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This is the last best
hope of the human race.
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And we're gonna blow it up
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right in the middle
of alien central.
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[ cheering ]
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Donnie, how's the patient?
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I've done all I can do
for him here.
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We need to get him
to a hospital fast.
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I can take him
in the sidecar.
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Come on. I'll give
you a hand with him.
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What about that bomb
he was babbling about?
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I thought I heard
the leader guy
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say something
about a base.
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[ motor rumbles ]
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Let's find it.
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Anyways, I guess what I
was trying to say before was--
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I mean, now that
we're, you know,
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and all,
maybe it's time we--
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- [ car horn honks ]
- April: Whoa!
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- [ tires squeal ]
- Hey!
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Hey! Watch where
you're driving, lady!
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April, wait!
Hang on a sec!
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Yeah. Why don't you
watch where you're standing?
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Who is this crazy woman,
Arnold?
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Ma, I told you
never to call me that.
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Ma, this is April.
You know,
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the girl I've been
telling you about?
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Oh, really? I get to meet
the mystery woman?
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I don't know
how many months
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I've been hearing
about your fiancée.
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"Fiancée"?
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May I have a word
with you in private...
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"dear"?
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Did you tell your mother
we're engaged?
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No.
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Kinda.
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Ugh!
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You got to understand.
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My mom hates every girl
I ever brung home.
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So I just said it
to shut her up.
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I never thought she'd
come looking for ya.
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I just wanted her
to like you, is all,
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'cause you're,
you know, special.
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Really?
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Ahem. Um, don't
mind us, guys.
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Ahem.
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Perhaps
we should continue
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- our meditation session elsewhere.
- [ pounding on door ]
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So, you're gonna make me stand
outside all alone the whole day?
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Don't come in,
Mrs. Jones.
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- The place is a mess.
- Oof!
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Oh, it's not
that bad, dear--
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if you don't mind
living in a pigsty.
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Raphael:
Ah, piece of cake.
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These wackos
got a lot to learn
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about covering
their tracks.
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Just remember,
these "wackos"
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are playing with some
very dangerous toys.
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And we don't know how
many of them there are.
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I say, bring them on.
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[ car engine roaring ]
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[ grunting ]
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I'm real
sorry, April.
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My ma has a real way
of ticking people off.
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It's not your mom
I'm angry with.
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She and I just got off
on the wrong foot.
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[ grunting ]
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Here, let me
help you with that.
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What do I look like?
Some feeble old lady
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who can't carry
her own bag?
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[ grunts ]
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Sorry. I was just...
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Here, see if you can't
make yourself useful.
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Mrs. Snodgrass down the road gave me
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10 bushels of her apples.
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You can haul them
out to the barn.
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I can help too, Ma.
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- No.
- Ow!
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You'll go into town
and do the marketing.
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I got a list inside.
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I don't like to trust my
money with strangers.
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Hey! Wait a minute!
I--
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Oh--!
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Need a hand?
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[ door squeaks ]
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Now I see where Casey
gets his ability
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to be so annoying--
his mother.
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Do not take her disapproval
personally, Miss O'Neil.
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Parents can be very
overprotective of their children.
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Tell me about it.
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[ grunts ]
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[ crackling ]
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[ grunts ]
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- [ buzzing ]
- [ yells ]
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[ fizzling ]
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Game over, space freak.
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Eh...?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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[ yells,
grunting ]
254
00:12:58,197 --> 00:13:00,199
Ooh, that hurts.
255
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:05,204
Whoa. Unh.
256
00:13:05,204 --> 00:13:06,727
Huh?
[ yells ]
257
00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:07,467
Ugh--!
258
00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:12,776
Here you go, Mrs. Jones,
all neatly stacked.
259
00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,996
I see that,
dear.
260
00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:17,085
But they
aren't peeled.
261
00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:19,827
I'd be happy
to peel them.
262
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:24,223
Good. Try not to
bruise 'em up too much.
263
00:13:24,223 --> 00:13:28,836
Ooh, there's just
no pleasing that woman.
264
00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:30,577
[ blades ring ]
265
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,669
We've got
an unidentified male,
266
00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:38,193
shoulder wound
and multiple fractures.
267
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,456
Let's bring him in.
On my count--
268
00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:43,198
1, 2, 3.
269
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,114
Sorry for the
"drop and dash," pal.
270
00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,855
But you're
in good hands now.
271
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:53,252
The bomb is good to go.
272
00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:55,993
Why haven't
the patrols reported in?
273
00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:57,821
[ engine whirrs ]
274
00:13:57,821 --> 00:13:59,432
About time.
275
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,568
What the--?
276
00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:14,795
[ buzzing ]
277
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,280
We're under attack!
Take cover!
278
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,412
Oh, no! Take cover!
279
00:14:29,113 --> 00:14:31,115
[ creaks ]
280
00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:33,292
Keep your eyes peeled
for anything
281
00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:35,207
that looks like a bomb.
282
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,295
[ whimpers ]
283
00:14:36,295 --> 00:14:38,166
This fit the bill?
284
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,212
Don't touch
that thing.
285
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,778
That's not just any bomb.
286
00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:45,304
It's a thermonuclear device,
and it's armed.
287
00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:48,307
What are these maniacs
doing with a nuke?
288
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:51,788
Wasting alien scum
like you.
289
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:57,751
[ gasps ]
290
00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,705
Thought you alien garbage
could stop me
291
00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:04,141
from taking out
your stronghold
292
00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:06,056
in New York City?
293
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:07,927
Well, guess again.
294
00:15:07,927 --> 00:15:09,973
No idea what
you're talking about.
295
00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:12,062
Deny it all you want.
296
00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:14,325
But nothing will stop me
from keeping this planet
297
00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:17,546
safe for the human race.
Nothing!
298
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:20,897
Hah-yah!
299
00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:21,811
[ grunting ]
300
00:15:26,032 --> 00:15:27,469
Yah!
301
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,298
Look, why
don't you make
302
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,865
like a good little
H.A.T.E.-monger
303
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,998
and disarm
your nuke?
304
00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:36,303
Why don't you
make like
305
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,045
a good little alien
and eat this?
306
00:15:39,045 --> 00:15:40,133
[ turtles grunting ]
307
00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:46,270
[ engine starts ]
308
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:55,671
You aliens will perish,
every last one of you!
309
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:58,064
[ coughing ]
310
00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,980
Ugh. Do I feel
like a sucker.
311
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,112
I'm just glad
Mikey wasn't here
312
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,070
to see us
losing the bad guy.
313
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:06,116
We'll never
catch him now.
314
00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:08,814
Never say never,
Donny.
315
00:16:09,989 --> 00:16:12,470
[ engine roars ]
316
00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:23,002
[ sighs ] There you
go, peeled and cored.
317
00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:24,743
You did 'em all?
318
00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:26,919
I only need a dozen
for the pie.
319
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,052
Ugh!
320
00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:31,837
Such a waste.
[ sighs ]
321
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,665
Oh, well.
Might as well
322
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,799
press the rest into cider
before they rot.
323
00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,018
Listen, I'm getting
a little frustrated
324
00:16:39,018 --> 00:16:41,064
with you giving me
orders all the time.
325
00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:43,153
I would prefer to be
treated as an adult
326
00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:45,851
who happens to care a
great deal about your son.
327
00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:48,375
I think I deserve
a little respect.
328
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,334
Well, all that
negativity won't get
329
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,336
those apples
pressed, "dear."
330
00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:55,469
Right.
331
00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:57,994
Let's get started
on the cider.
332
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,000
Huh?
333
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,654
Those alien scum are
still trying to stop me.
334
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:08,265
I'll show 'em.
Nobody stops
335
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,310
Humans Against
The Extraterrestrials.
336
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,877
[ tires screeching ]
337
00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,143
This is where
you get off.
338
00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:20,190
Since when am I supposed
to do the crazy stuff?
339
00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:21,365
That's your
department, Raph.
340
00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:22,888
Just go.
341
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,808
Whoa-- whoa!
342
00:17:29,808 --> 00:17:31,810
He's king
of the cycle,
343
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,464
the main man
of the motorbike.
344
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,466
He's "Turtle Kanurtle,"
and he--
345
00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:38,164
- Whoa!
- [ horn honks ]
346
00:17:38,164 --> 00:17:39,339
Whoa!
347
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,908
[ grunting ]
348
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:48,740
Hey, my bros!
349
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,135
Whoa!
350
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,746
[ grunting ]
351
00:17:57,183 --> 00:17:59,533
Uh--!
352
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,144
Okay.
353
00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:03,363
Now all I have to do
is remove the plutonium core,
354
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:07,411
at 90 miles an hour--
with a maniac at the wheel.
355
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:13,243
[ bangs ]
356
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:26,169
Ha, ha. Enjoy the
scenic route, alien scum.
357
00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:27,387
Remember me?
358
00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,302
[ grunting ]
359
00:18:29,302 --> 00:18:32,305
Skunk: You're not gonna stop
me. Nobody's gonna stop me.
360
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,133
[ tires squealing ]
361
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,701
Careful.
362
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,442
Got to get
just the right--
363
00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:39,791
- [ tires screeching ]
- Whoa!
364
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,706
[ groans ]
It's the wrong wire!
365
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:44,753
[ alarm beeping ]
366
00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:49,279
Raph, the nuke's
activated! Bail out! Now!
367
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,020
[ grunting ]
368
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:54,371
[ beeps ]
369
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,160
Cowabunga!
370
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,033
Whoa!
[ yells ]
371
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,688
Raph, get down.
372
00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:11,431
[ rapid beeping ]
373
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:15,609
Shouldn't we be
vaporized or something?
374
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:17,699
That wasn't
a nuclear explosion.
375
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,701
I removed
the plutonium core.
376
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,703
But all your crazy
driving made me set off
377
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,879
the detonating charge.
That's what blew.
378
00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:27,230
Raphael: Hope the
authorities don't mind handling
379
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,927
the little gift
we left for them.
380
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:36,718
Hey, you guys
need a ride?
381
00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:41,897
I'm back!
How'd it go with Ma?
382
00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:43,594
Let's put it
this way.
383
00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:45,727
We haven't killed
each other...
384
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,598
pftt-- yet.
385
00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:49,600
- [ door opens ]
- Arnold Casey Jones,
386
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,689
I have only
one thing to say.
387
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:55,084
I really like
this girl.
388
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:56,694
She passed
the strength test,
389
00:19:56,694 --> 00:19:59,436
the patience test,
the endurance test,
390
00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:01,220
the assertiveness test,
391
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:04,571
and she makes pretty good
apple cider, too.
392
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,836
Here, have some pie
and cider, dear.
393
00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:11,143
Er, thanks,
Mrs. Jones.
394
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,537
Call me "Ma."
You've earned it.
395
00:20:13,537 --> 00:20:16,235
And don't you worry
about the dishes.
396
00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:17,454
Arnold will
take care of them
397
00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:19,543
right after
he helps me outside.
398
00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:26,158
Look, Ma, I got a
confession to make.
399
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,421
We're not
really engaged.
400
00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:30,249
Oh, Arnold,
you really think
401
00:20:30,249 --> 00:20:31,642
your mother couldn't
figure that one out
402
00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:33,252
for herself?
403
00:20:33,252 --> 00:20:35,907
One more thing, you
don't have to tell me now,
404
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:38,736
but someday I'd really
like to hear the story
405
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:41,608
behind that big rat
and the giant turtle.
406
00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:48,093
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