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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

No, mom, I literally told you you were stealing my makeup.

No, I'm so sorry.

You don't even let me talk. First of all, you stole my makeup and my mascara

on your face.

No, my blush is on your face. Actually, all of my makeup is on your face. No,

it's not. You literally say it all the time. Oh, I love your blush. I like your

lipstick. I like this. I like this. You stole my bag of makeup.

Before I knew it was mine.

It wasn't yours. It was mine.

That's why I like it. Hey. Hey.

Oh my gosh.

Alright, everybody stop talking right now!

What is going on?

Okay, Mom took my makeup!

I can attest to that. I've seen her. In her room.

How?

Oh, me.

Um... Uh... I was in her

closet.

What the fuck were you doing in her closet? Hey, don't get mad.

Don't get mad at him. I don't mind him being in my closet. She doesn't mind it.

Yeah, well, because you guys like each other a little too much.

Nuh -uh. Nuh -uh. Enough, enough.

Let's settle this and swap family court.

Dad, can I be your lawyer?

Please.

Is that okay with you, honey? I'm fine. I'll be my own lawyer.

I bet you will. You're gonna lose.

Nope. We'll see. Come on, Lilo.

Whatever.

Hold on to that, babe. It's about to get real.

Swap family court is in session.

Honey, present your case.

Okay, so my swap daughter, she has been walking

around with her little tits in front of our swap son and using my makeup.

to manipulate him.

But the truth is, I wasn't stealing her makeup.

I was just giving mine back.

Okay. Did you see our plot mom come into my room and

steal my makeup?

Objection.

Overruled. You're out of line, honey.

Your Honor, I did see our SWAT mom fill Leora's makeup.

Where were they?

Objection! Overruled.

So where was your SWAT sister when you see me in her room?

Uh...

What's he doing this?

Daddy, objection!

Overruled!

May I put the bench?

You may.

Oh, my God.

I'll be back.

Oh, God.

Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Holy shit!

I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna puke.

I can see his kitchen

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh

my god. He gave it to me way better than my stepbrother.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my gosh.

Hey, Your Honor.

Yes? Did you want to switch?

I think that is a mighty fine idea.

Here you go, good sir.

Hell yeah.

Wow.

No.

Jump. Jump.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Woo! Woo!

Holy shit.

Got it nice and wet.

Here.

Go this way.

Amen.

Fuck you and doggy too Let me take this off

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

You're so hot.

Take me, pussy. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, holy shit.

Hey, Dad, you want a switch?

Fuck yes, I do.

You look so hot.

No,

come over here.

All the way down.

All the way down.

All the way down.

Oh my god.

Just like that, just like that

Oh my

god.

Right there. That's it.

Fuck! You can do it! You can

do

it!

I can't promise that.