All language subtitles for hollywood_snow_white_leslie_bovee

Days of passion, nights of passion,
nightmares and a fantasy.

Sensations that give me what I need.

I'm in slow motion, love potion, making
love to the

camera's eye.

Gyrations just make me fly.

Mr. Star Maker, Star Maker,

take me and make me a star.

Star Maker, Heartbreaker, show me who
you are.

Set my sails for fairy tales.

Snow White never had it so good.

There's a star rising in Hollywood.

This big appetite for hot night, I can't
seem to

satisfy. The sensation just makes me
fly.

There's a star.

Stop.

Who's the fairest one of all?

I ask you a question.

Who's the fairest one of all?

Hey, dummy.

It's not even 8 o 'clock.

You wake me up with that same bullshit
question every morning.

That pussy got my face. I ate my coffee,
yeah.

Goddamn.

Come on out of there.

If you're looking for some information,
you gotta be giving up something.

Do you think you're man enough to handle
me this morning?

Yeah. When I was a kid, I used to wet
the bed.

Everybody does.

Yeah, but not from the bathroom.

Wow!

It ain't easy being a fantasy.

Once

upon

a time, there was a very sexy lady named
Joyce.

Her whole life has been a fairy tale,
having real and imagined fantasies come

true with her friends.

The Mirror Fantasy,

Elmer Happy,

Erin Grumpy and Lois Sneezy, just to
name a few.

She's an actress in the tinsel town of
Hollywood and has the beauty and talent

to be a movie star.

Joyce is happy in the land of movie
stars and the world of make -believe.

She is in her own fantasy world,
dreaming of that one big break that will

her a star.

Hollywood is a city where dreams come
true.

Love went out, and Joyce married Dr. Lou
White.

All is well, except Joyce is a wee bit
jealous of her beautiful stepdaughter,

Snow. It seems that Snow occupied too
much of Dr.

White's time, and Joyce wants him all to
herself.

She's used to getting everything she
wants.

Though she's beautiful, Joyce has an
uncontrollable fear that she isn't the

beautiful and feels there's too much
competition with snow in the picture.

Joyce has a very large appetite for sex
and fulfills her desires in the flesh

and in her erotic fantasy.

Oh, God.

I want my genie.

Thank you.

Son of a gun.

Son of a gun.

Do it.

Yes.

Yes, good.

Oh, here it comes.

Oh, here it comes. I'm coming. I'm
coming. Oh!

Come on, my half.

You go see if they're ready.

Answered your question, dummy.

You just know what it is the fairest of
them all.

Good morning.

Good morning, darling.

It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Yes? Breakfast is ready.

Thank you.

Oh, wait.

Oh, it's breakfast.

Come on back to bed. I wish I could.

But I have a full schedule at the
hospital today.

Okay. Well, at your loss, I serve a
better rest of the day. I do know that.

Morning, Jane. What's for breakfast this
morning?

Sausage and egg.

Just eggs for me.

I've been eating a little too much
sausage lately.

What are your plans this morning?

Oh, nothing special.

I've been meaning to talk to you about
Snow, though.

Yes.

Look, I know she doesn't like me.

Thank you, darling.

And Lord knows I've tried to make her
understand.

She just doesn't realize what I'm doing
is for her own good.

Well, she's still very young. She hasn't
made up her mind as yet.

Oh, she's not all that young.

She's 19 and she's still Daddy's little
girl.

No matter what her age, she's still my
daughter.

That's just it, honey. That's why she
has no direction.

You'll always think of her as your baby,
thank you.

I mean, when I was 19, I had a career.

Let's not argue. That's one of the
reasons she's left home. Oh, what you

say is I forced her out of the house.

Well, I did. I wanted to.

I mean, believe me.

I'm only trying to do what's best for
her.

I mean, she's got to become productive.

You know, she can't be a pure, innocent
little girl for the rest of her life.

Anyway, I set up an appointment for her
with my...

Agent today at 3 o 'clock.

And I want you to make sure she keeps
it, please.

Well, maybe you're right.

Snow's coming to the hospital this
morning to pick up her allowance.

I'll make sure she makes the
appointment.

Oh, beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm not going to rush.

I'm not ready.

Oh,

don't forget, we have that convention
this evening.

I have my bags packed already.

I'll be ready. I'm looking forward to
it.

Please, you know how forgetful you are.

How can you say that?

I never forget.

Bye. Bye, love.

Mobile unit 137.

Could you please get me 2276 South?

This is Dr. White.

Morning, Nancy.

I was expecting my daughter this
morning. Has she arrived yet?

Please tell her to wait in my office.

I should be there shortly.

How can you say snow is the fairest of
all?

Oh, you're such a Hollywood square.

That's an easy one.

She's pure. She's innocent. She's the
apple of her daddy's eye.

Oh. That's awful.

Makes her sound like a bar of ivory
soap.

Why don't we fix up our own little
apple? You know, with a love potion of

That'll take care of her.

All her pure innocence.

It's the young that I've got to work on.
Here, honey.

I don't need to stick around for this.

Right.

And I know just the way to make her eat
it.

Won't her daddy be surprised when he
sees her belly rise?

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Snow.

How do I look?

Do you like it?

I just bought it. You look adorable.

You know, Joyce and I were talking about
you at breakfast this morning.

Don't give me that pouty face.

You know Joyce loves you, and she is
concerned about you.

I know.

I just wish it could be like it used to
be. Just you and me, Dad.

I hate to admit it, but you are growing
up.

And Joyce and I love you, but we have a
life of our own.

You don't want to be saddled with an old
fogey like me around your neck the rest

of your life.

Oh, Daddy.

You're no old fogey. Yeah, I know. Just
a fogey.

No, but seriously, Joyce is concerned.
And she does love you, and she set up an

interview with her agent.

With her agent?

Nothing definite.

But would you like training to be an
actress?

Gee, I don't know, Dad.

Well, you try. Do it for me, will you?

Okay, just for you, Dad. Here's the
address, Dad.

I hope I can find it.

Yes, here it is.

I'll be down in two seconds.

Thank you.

Alma J.

Happy?

Mr. Happy's office.

I'm sorry, he's not in at the moment.

May I take a message?

Okay, I'll tell him that you called, Mr.
Grumpy.

Good to see you.

It's been an awfully long time. Too
long.

Is Elmer in?

No. Why don't you wait in his office?

He should be back in a half hour.

Yeah, okay, I think I'd like to do that.

I need a favor.

Maybe I should talk to you about this.

Hello?

No, I'm sorry he isn't here right now.

Could you please hold all calls for at
least half an hour?

Thank you.

Well, what can I do to help you?

Well, the reason I set an appointment up
for Snow with Elmer this afternoon is

so that you could convince her to come
to this masquerade party I'm throwing

this evening.

Can't you just ask her?

Oh, God, no. You've got to be kidding. I
despise the little brat.

She's coming between my husband and me,
you know.

So, I've loaded this apple with a love
potion that'll make her go crazy.

I want her father to realize she's not a
pure, innocent little girl. You know

what I mean?

Well,

listen, Elmer has agreed to give her the
red carpet treatment, and I want you to

make sure that she eats the sample
before she gets to my house by nine.

Well, half will take care of the rest of
it, huh?

I think that can be arranged.

Seems I can spend an awfully long time.

I was just thinking the very same thing.

Let me take those pins off.

She feels good.

Bye.

Don't have that allergy, huh?

Well, whenever somebody comes by mouth,
I just have to sneeze.

It's hereditary.

All the sneezy sneeze.

Well, it's different.

Feels good.

An original low.

Is this Mr. Happy's office?

Yes, it is. You must be Snow White. Yes,
I am.

Okay.

Mr. Happy, Snow White has arrived.

Send her right in.

Okay, thank you.

Come right this way. Mr. Happy is
waiting for you.

Oh, man.

Now, stay right there. Let me look at
you.

You're much more beautiful than I
expected.

You really think so?

Of course.

I've represented the most beautiful
women in Hollywood. The biggest, the

best.

You're funny.

Good afternoon, white residence.

Yes, one moment, please.

Mrs. White, it's Miss Neasy from
Creative Star Agency.

Thank you, Jane.

Hello?

Snow just got here. She's in Happy's
office.

Everything is going to be taken care of.

Fabulous.

Another reason I called is to tell you
that Aaron Grumpy is casting for his new

show, Charlie's Devils.

You just might want to ask him to the
party.

Aaron Grumpy?

I'm Grumpy and Goldstein?

Right, the one who produces husky and
starch.

What a great idea.

Can you handle the invitation for me?

Sure, honey.

Oh, and be sure to invite all the freaky
people you know.

I'd really like to do that.

I'll talk to you later. Goodbye.

Ciao.

I can see it now.

MGM! Ta -da!

Warner Brothers!

Ta -da!

Paramount! Ta -da!

Proudly presents Miss Snow White!

Ta -da!

I don't want to be a movie star.

You'll meet Robert Redford. Okay.

We're off to the studio.

Miss Sneezy, I want you to take Snow to
the studio. Now, uh... I'll take her

wardrobe, makeup.

It's going to be the red carpet
treatment. I want her to shine at that

tonight. Now, you take her directly to
the party, and I'll meet you there,

Wonderful, wonderful girl.

You see, you're going to be a star.

Is that your lunch?

No, this is the good luck apple.

Are you ready?

She's got fiery eyes that glisten. She
climbs the ladder of success.

When she talks, nobody listens.

They say she looks just like the rest.

Phones that never read seem to make the
loudest sound.

She searches for the answers, but her
hands are tied and bound.

She's a movie star.

Catch her when she falls, or she'll
break apart like

a china doll.

It's crowded at the bottom.

You know it's lonely at the top.

When she wins, her friends are jealous.

But they're the only friends she's got.

She can't trust someone new.

That girl might steal her heart.

Men all think she's beautiful and such
an easy mark.

She'll break apart like a dinosaur.

What a sneezy darling.

It's been so long since I've seen you.

Oh, and who is this lovely child?

Oh, this is Snow White. Snow White.

Oh, just put yourself in my hands, love.

Oh, you're just gorgeous.

And what are we doing for this young
lady?

We have to get her ready for Elmer J.
Happy's party tonight.

Mr. Happy's party? Such things will do
with her you just will not believe.

Remember, Bruce, I want it to look like
a real show place.

An arena of erotic fun and excitement,
huh?

Oh, and while I'm thinking about it,
take the bed out and put it in the

room and make it the center of
attraction.

Oh, Jesus, I love it. I simply adore it.

I could put revolving floodlights in the
corners and strobes shining on the bed.

Believe me, when I get finished with
this place, you'll swear you just

into the Arabian Nights. Oh, beautiful.

And I think I'll come as a queen.

Oh, I thought I was coming as a queen.

You are one, darling.

This is a masquerade. Be original.

Why don't you come as a closet?

You don't have to get so damn bitchy
simply because you're one whole lot.

Well, you're the jealous one.

Jane, what the hell is going on here?

We're having a masquerade ball.

Where's Mrs. White?

She's in the playroom.

Thank you.

Oh, Leo!

Only Jay Happy called me this afternoon
and he asked me to throw this masquerade

party. He's unveiling one of his new
lovelies.

Joyce, you forgot.

Oh, no. I got you this divine Harpo
Marks costume.

You forgot the convention.

No, I didn't.

When is it?

Our airplane leaves in about 45 minutes.

Oh, God.

I forgot.

Oh, darling, I'm terribly sorry.

It just slipped my mind.

Well, I guess you'll have to go without
me.

I don't know what I'm going to do with
you.

You have to use your head more often.

Oh, I will, darling.

I will, I promise.

Starting tonight.

Now, come here. I want to show you the
sound I got this evening.

Is flight 565 to New York on schedule?

Thank you.

Everything okay, darling?

Yeah, I'm quite on schedule.

I really wish you could join me.

This is going to be an interesting
convention.

So you think so?

We're going to have lectures on new
types of organic compounds.

I'm really sorry I'm going to miss it.

But you know, I would just absolutely
insist that I give this doll a party.

I do have my image to maintain.

I understand, dear.

Do try to have a good time without me.
Oh, I will try, darling. You know that.

But it's going to be hard without you.

I understand.

I'll walk you to the door.

We've blown it!

What are we going to do now?

I mean, I planned this whole party just
to prove to my husband that this

precious little snow isn't so goddamn
pure and innocent.

It's not my fault, you know something.

I just fantasied.

Look, party not total loss.

Aaron Grumpy come look for a star for
Charlie's Devils.

That's true.

Yeah, but now I have to compete with the
sex -crazed virgin.

Thanks to you and that goddamn apple.

Take him to other room.

Got to learn to use head once in a
while, paleface.

That's the second time I've heard that
tonight.

So I invited about 50 guests, and, hey,
I hear Lois didn't snow the apple.

Oh, that one.

I'm pretty happy about that. Oh, hey,
Albert, I want to make that one.

Aaron Grumpy. Hey, I've got someone I
want you to meet.

This is Joyce White.

For a moment, I didn't know whether I
was meeting the Joyce White or two Yule

Brenners.

Mr. Grumpy, I have heard so much about
you.

I've always wanted to be in one of your
television programs.

Well, why don't we talk about it
sometime?

Why don't we talk about it now, before
the party?

I'll do anything to get the lady in your
show.

What do you mean by anything?

I think the word is self -explanatory.

What did she say?

You inquired, what do you mean by
anything?

If she replied, I think the word is self
-explanatory.

I'm a very busy man in this way. I don't
have time for games.

I like everything spelt out for me.

Elmer is unveiling a new discovery.

Very boring.

Why don't we go to another room and talk
about this card?

I'd be delighted, yeah.

The broken heart has taken up the pieces
of a party long forgotten.

Oh, I wish I could go back, figure out
the reason, wonder how it ever got

started.

Look it.

your name anyway.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Tony Shack.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, do it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just turn it one more. Right around
the head.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, suck it.

Oh, yeah.

How's that feel, baby?

Oh.

Oh, I've got to eat you. Let's eat.

That a boy.

Isn't there anyone going to take me?

No, sweetheart.

I haven't had anyone since 1946.

That's quite funny.

I do all this fucking...

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, I'm getting fucking dry.

Huh.

Ah!

Oh,

baby. Oh, you've got the nicest ass.

Oh, Jane, my dick.

Oh, Jane, my dick.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ouch.

Oh, that feels so horrible. It's good.

Oh. Oh, that hurts so good.

Oh. Oh.

I want to be your slave. Oh.

Good. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Attention! Attention, everybody!

Attention! Come on, stop talking.

Adler J. Happy happily introduces...

Everybody's tonight.

It's so horny. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

That's it.

Yeah.

Eat it, eat it good.

How about the drinks?

Get her on the bar.

I want some of that. Eat that pussy.

Eat it.

All right, look at that.

She goes all night long.

Come

on

now, it's my turn.

Thank you.

Oh, what a hole, man.

She has all the fun.

Ah, you can have some fun, too. Come on,
let's go.

Let me have a turn, man.

All right, take numbers, man. We're
taking numbers over here.

Yeah, look at that. Whoo!

Baby,

I'm ready.

Oh, baby, I want you to come.

Put it on the floor.

Yeah, put it on the floor. Come on, man.

Go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go.

Fucking bastard.

Harder.

Next. I'm coming.

But, Elmer, there must be some more
people you can get.

I'm afraid not. They're all spent.

Mr. Grumpy.

You haven't met my latest discovery.

Miss Snow White.

My God, you're ravishing.

You're handsome.

Excuse me, I didn't get that.

Get away, God damn it, and leave us
alone.

Come with me, my beauty. I'm going to
make you a star.

Didn't Durante say that?

Aaron never said anything original in
his entire life.

For some reason, I have an awful craving
for an apple.

I don't have any apples.

But I do want to love you.

And I want to do it just once.

And it will be beautiful.

Why once? You haven't had a woman since
1946.

Yeah, I was on a... I was in my 39
Chevrolet at a drive -in. The movie was

Happened One Night.

Did you enjoy it? I loved it, so she put
popcorn up my ass.

Bye.

All right.

Please, do it to me again.

Only once.

You mean you're going to wait another 38
years?

every other chick in Hollywood.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Joyce White
is fairest of all.

With all her charm and wit, she will be
the star of every groupie's new hit.

With all your charm and all your wit,
Joycey baby, I gotta tell you... Foolish

shit. It says right here.

It's Snow White that joined Charlie's
Devils. Hey, sorry, Joyce.

Fuck, shit.

Goddamn.

Lois,

put me through to L .J. Happy right this
minute.

Of course, Mrs. Joyce White.

Yes? Is this Miss Drippy? Yes. Miss
Drippy Foster?

Yes. I have a collect call from someone
named Charlie.

A collect call?

I'll accept.

Go ahead, please.

Hi, Charlie. What can I do for you?

This is important.

Where are the other girls?

I made an excuse to get them out of the
home because their boyfriends are coming

over tonight.

Why are you in heat again?

I'm ashamed of you.

I never said I was an angel, Charlie,
did I?

Okay.

I called to tell you to be careful.

Mandel Turk is broken out of prison and
has sworn revenge on you.

Oh, my God. What are we going to do?

We? Don't you ever watch the show?
Nobody knows me.

I'm going to the theater. What are you
going to do?

Cut.

How was the sound?

Sounds okay.

How about the picture? Really good.

Okay. Let's get on to this scene 27.

This is where the villain comes in.

Where's Bashful at? Come in, Bashful.

Yeah, I'm ready to go, Aaron.

Look, Bash, there's got to be a very
strong energy level.

He said, I want you to put out
everything you can.

Do you really understand?

Yeah, I think I can do it.

What's this? Look at his hair, for
Christ's sake. He looks like little

Annie. Christ, he could have scared a
bulldog or a monkey.

Where's the wardrobe?

Come on in here.

Jesus Christ, give him some makeup.

Put some right on his hair.

All that down. Good.

Get it over on the other side more.

Jesus Christ.

Who does your hair for crying out loud?

A little over on the other side.

Remember, I want you to rough her up.

She sent you to prison.

Just because you killed her father.

You've got a right to be mad.

Yeah, but you don't really want me to
hurt her, do you?

She doesn't mind. That's her thing. She
did... You're the director.

You've got it.

Wait.

All right, no walking, no talking. This
is a sound tape. Ready to roll.

Roll sound.

Speed.

Roll camera.

Rolling.

Mark it.

101H, take two.

Action.

I wonder where he put this or he would
never find it.

We'll never look in that.

Get away from that oven. Oh, my God.

Gun you hid there.

Remember me, baby?

Mad dog Turk.

That little slammer was big enough to
hold me.

Now you're going to get yours.

Oh, geez, that looks great. Like you
didn't even see it coming.

I get a feeling about that.

That's a prayer at half hour light.

Are you okay?

Oh, I think so. But why did you do that
anyway?

Mr. Grumpy changed the script.

Yeah, well, he didn't tell me about it.
He likes surprises.

I hope it looks good on film.

Well, I'm going to have some lunch.

Oh, listen.

Why don't you have some with me, Snow?
Walk down to the commissary and get

I don't want to be tempted. I'm on a
very special apple diet.

Well, I'll just order something in,
okay?

Hey, hey, Joe.

Ham, a cheese sandwich, and a beer,
please. What?

Ham, a cheese sandwich, and a beer.

There's no beer allowed in this place.
Oh, Pepsi, then.

Okay.

No, that'll be coming pretty soon.
Thanks.

Something's wrong.

I don't feel so good. What is it, Snow?

Help! Help! Someone get a doctor, fast!
Call an ambulance!

Someone help!

Snow, are you all right? Snow's fainted.
Quick, get a doctor. Someone help. Get

a doctor.

I had that part.

Help. What happened? Oh, Elmer, you
didn't tune it out.

I had that contract. He's done. He's
been back. He did it with my part. And

Snow has it.

Oh, there's only one woman that could
have done this. One lovely person.

Elmer, when I get a hold of you, Elmer
J. Happy, when I get a hold of you!

Where are you, you son of a bitch? When
I get my hands on you, I'm gonna knock

your dick in the dirt!

You dirty devil!

Lossy son of a bitch!

Bastard! That poor Charlie's devil's
with my name, you bitch! Take it easy,

Joyce. I got news for you.

Yeah, well, I got news for you, and none
of it's good.

Peace?

part for you.

I've got a part for you. In the biggest
movie of the year. In the biggest movie

of the year. Francis Ford cappuccinos.
Francis Ford cappuccinos. What?

You're kidding.

No. Aaron Grumpy's producing it.

He wants me?

Yes.

He said your performance the other
weekend was the greatest he'd ever been

involved in.

Now, don't be surprised if he pops in
your house this evening.

He didn't even touch me.

This is a new errand. He called me 15
times to make up this evening with you.

Yeah, well, this evening's fine.

I think there's some way to get Leo out
of the house.

That'll be all, Miss Sneezy.

Could you have this typed up and on my
desk in 15 minutes?

Thank you.

Congratulations,

Joyce. Yes, congratulations.

What does the part involve?

Oh, it's easy.

You just have to carry around this
horse's head, a bag of quick -drying

put cotton in your cheeks, and go...

You're the best agent.

I know it.

Not you, Happy.

I still get 10%. You get more than that,
darling.

You get a piece.

matters into my own hand.

The world must be nuts.

They thought Paul Revere was the
original Minuteman.

Mr.

Grumpy's here to see you, ma 'am. Well,
to show him.

Aaron! What an unexpected surprise.

I'm so glad you could come. Oh, gosh.

I got something for you. I have some
contracts to sign.

What kind of contracts?

For what?

It's for Godmothers, part one, two, and
three.

Three of them? Isn't that neat?

I can't believe it. I thought you'd like
that.

Let's take a look.

You want to see them?

No, no, no. I think we can sign these
later, don't you?

Well, I got some things for tonight,
too.

Yes, I see.

You certainly have a way with words.

Yeah, my brother's a farmer.

I can tell.

Listen, I can't even deal with these at
the moment.

I had a hard day.

Let's see what we can do.

Oh, this looks like fun.

Oh, such an evening I have planned for
you.

Oh, this sounds great. I need a good
evening.

Not yet.

I think I'm putting on a pound.

Get over there.

Are you getting that?

Yeah, just sit down.

Waste time.

I'll get behind you.

That feels great.

When did you get this thing?

Oh, God, it's been a long time since
you've been here.

Wow.

Hi. Is that your maid?

Jane. Come in, Jane.

Care to join us?

Sure would. What took you so long to
ask?

We didn't see you. We just saw you.

Take those shoes off and join me.

Here.

Take those shoes off.

I had no... I had no idea you would like
this, James.

I've been waiting here the whole day.

Well, I'm sure glad you are.

Who are you?

I'm Dr. Charming.

Where am I? What am I doing here?

You're at the medical center.

You were stricken with a heartbreak of
apple bio -itis.

Don't be afraid.

You'll be all right now.

I'm not afraid.

I just had the strangest feeling come
over me when you kissed me.

Would you do it again?

My pleasure.

Here, lie down over here so I can suck
your cock.

Oh, you cut so big.

Oh, that feels good.

Come on.

I like that.

You know, just think to do it.

How's that feeling?

Is it going on?

How's that?

Push. Push.

Push. Push.

Push. Push.

Push.

Push.

So...

Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, that's good.

Joyce, we have a contract.

It's fine.

On one condition.

I get the anti -sharing case, both
goodies, as part of my contract.

Are you going to be coming?

Especially.

Got it.

Jerry, are you allowed to take me to the
shower, won't you?

Why, it's your real name.

It's

you.

Hi there.

Mr.

Grumpy, are you able to shower now? Yes,
I am.

Jane, you may go in the bathroom,
please. I sure will.

Remember, 6 a .m.

We start.

Now, I'll send my children to the car.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

What the hell's going on here?

It's all right, Bing. Look, I'll be
within just a second to see him on. I

there's only one thing to say.

So long, sweetheart.

Hey, man, wait for me, boogie. I'm going
too.

Oh, you too, Jeannie?

It's okay. You'll get along without us.
There's another fantasy coming along

right now.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Is anybody in there?

Hello?

Boss, are you in there?

I missed my plane.

I guess I lost my job.

I am your fantasy.

Oh, I tell you are.

Hollywood.

My fucking town.

And I love it.

Nights of passion, magic mirrors and a
fantasy.

Sensations that give me what I need.

I'm in slow motion, the potion.

Making love to the camera eye.

Giration that just made me.