All language subtitles for Incontri sensuali Leslie Bovee

Three thousand years ago, give or take a
few centuries, a couple of pagan

priests, a few witches, and a very horny
oracle

decided to solve the sexual problems of
mankind.

Their solution was a magical talisman,
which, when worn round the neck,

rendered the owner irresistible.

Naturally, it worked beautifully.

And several of the more enterprising
priests were considering mass

When, as magic things will do,

the damn thing disappeared.

Actually, there were still quite a few
problems with the talisman that hadn't

been worked out.

For one thing, it only worked once for
each owner.

For another, it had to be immediately
passed on as soon as it's

worked its erotic spell, which made it
the world's first and only

chain letter aphrodisiac.

Over the centuries, the talisman
reappeared, having acquired yet another

trait, if you didn't treat it with
proper respect.

you could also get bad luck.

In short, he gets your charm and takes
your chances.

Bobby, dear, what are you up to?

Oh, the 15th canto of Pleasures of the
Isles of Lesbos by Sappho.

No, dear, it's not a detergent.

She was Greek.

Yes.

Oh, well, how are you, love? How was
your date with George?

Poor George.

He was so exciting I actually fell
asleep on him last night.

Yes, really.

Are you kidding?

From nine o 'clock on, the evening was a
total blank.

No, I don't know who it belongs to.

No, I don't even know where I picked it
up.

Listen, honey, I may have been at three
parties before I even got home last

night. Well, listen, I mean, a few
thousand scotches might have

really, not a romantic lover.

Well, listen, neither was the one you
sent me before.

Oh, look, Abby, I'm not blaming you.
Come on. In fact, I have a present for

You do?

Well, how very nice. What is it? And
where'd you get it?

Well, I'm afraid I can't answer those
two questions, even though I'm looking

it. Whatever are you talking about?

Come on, you know, babe, it's the same
old problem.

I mean, I don't know what's with me
anymore.

I mean, I went to the Andersons, I got
Bond, and... Well, I found this really

great necklace in my purse this morning.

Well, you'll have to return it, dear.

Are you kidding?

My park on even was a total blag.

Oh, come on, darling, I have no idea who
it belongs to.

Or where I even picked it up.

Oh, Dee, Dee, Dee, Deedle.

What in the world is the sense of having
a good time if you can't remember it?

What the fuck do you want? I mean, Jesus
Christ.

You know, if I wasn't so bored, I
wouldn't drink so much, baby.

Every day is just a Xerox of yesterday.

You know what the last... exciting thing
that happened to me was?

I tried to seduce my doctor and he
accepted, okay?

I mean, at least he was different.

Look, babe, I'm going to deliver this
find of mine to you this afternoon,

I really think you'll enjoy it.

Oh,

look, one of my gardeners wants me. I've
got to go.

All right, dear.

Bye -bye.

Yes, Tony.

Yeah, Miss Blake, we're getting mighty
thirsty down there, and I was wondering

if maybe we could, you know, get
something to drink.

Sure.

Try the hoses.

No. You know, I was thinking...

More along the lines of something like
you're drinking in one of those tall

glasses. You know, it'd be more
appropriate.

You know what I mean, Jelly Bean?

What the fuck are you... Get the hell
off this balcony!

Oh, I'm planning on getting off, lady.

Now maybe you can give me a little help.

What the hell are you talking about?

Lady, it's obvious as hell that you're
bored shitless.

And since I am too, uh...

Maybe we could both, you know, solve our
mutual problem.

Huh.

Sure, Tony.

Cool off, fucker.

Yes, you.

Yeah, you.

Hey,

who

goes first on this, man? I do, amigo. I
found her first, and I'm going to fuck

her first.

Oh, God.

Hey, what are you... Bullshit on you,
man. It doesn't make you no man. Oh, no.

Come on. Don't you ever do that, you
mother... Knock it off.

Listen.

Why don't we do scissors, papers... Fuck
all of you. I mean, I'm just going to

call the police, okay? My neighbors
are... They'll call the police for me.

Listen, you fucking bitch.

If you weren't a scream, you would have
screamed out there when we were chasing

you around the pool. Now, you just shut
up.

Come on, man. Let's... I hate you.

Okay, go. Shut up. Okay, one.

Two, three. I win. I win. Paper covers
rock.

Bull fucking brother.

Come on. Do it one more time.

One, two, three.

What the fuck? Get out of here.

Look, we'll just all fuck her, okay?

Fuck her.

Okay, I get dibs on her booty.

I'm a mouth man myself.

Make sure this bitch doesn't bite it
off, bully boy.

I'm going to.

Hold on to her.

Hold on to her.

Bitch, you're gonna do this. You're
gonna like it. You understand?

No. Yes, you are. No! You're gonna get
fucked.

Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, look at him.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Okay, Billy, she's all yours.

All yours.

You can't get enough.

Oh, there it is.

Take it, take it, take it.

Lady, you sure changed your tune.

What do you expect? It was good.

Man, I never was so scared in all my
life.

Scared? What were you scared of, was it?

Oh, man, the police. Going to jail.

Going to jail? What do you think
about... I mean, did you think I was

Or did you think about that?

I don't know.

Yeah, me too.

I was scared.

You know, when I first looked at you, I
was thinking of the consequences, but I

just decided I was going to take you no
matter what.

Oh, I'm sure glad.

Me too.

Hey, listen, babe.

Mm -hmm?

How many days a week do you guys come? I
mean, the three of you?

Once a week. It's only a day's work.

Really? Only once a week? Yeah.

Would you consider four days a week?

So price is right.

Well, listen, I mean, I like weekends
especially, and I might give you double

time on that.

Please?

Si. Why not?

This guy go back to Mexico for 50 bucks.

Two o 'clock means two o 'clock.

And where are your French books?

Fuck French.

What did you say, Lisa? I said our
French books are at school, and then I

fuck French.

But you never know, maybe I'll meet some
great Frenchman and charm the pants off

of him by saying something great in
French.

All those books are dreadful anyway.

I wonder if we have something here in
French.

Hey, Lisa.

Why don't you see if you can find France
someplace?

Is anyone aware of what a genuine pair
of little shits you two are?

Of course.

Everybody is.

That's why they pay everyone to put up
with it.

Well, that's not why they pay me. They
pay me to try and instill a little

culture into you two ingrates.

Well, we're short on culture here.

Long on money, but short on culture.

Enough of this. Go and get your notes.
No way.

We left them with our books.

Besides... The pen is on the table. It's
hardly culture.

Oh, forget it, Kelly. She doesn't think
we can handle any culture.

Yeah, she probably can't teach a thing
without her precious textbooks.

Besides, Lisa here, she can translate
anything.

What's the matter, Teach?

Afraid of our literary taste?

All right, damn it. Go and pick out a
book.

Lisa, go and get the book.

Sorry, Bobo, no doubt.

No. As a matter of fact, it's le salt
gentil, the gentle rape.

This is the tale of a boy who lusted
after his aunt. And what came of this

explicit passion?

Illicit passion.

Come on, teach, let her read.

What's the matter?

Can't you handle it?

The boy lived with his aunt in the
country.

Each day he would watch her and dream of
seducing her.

He would imagine what it would be like
to undress her, to fondle her breasts,

to kiss her lips and neck.

And his lovely aunt filled his every
thought, and soon he thought he would go

mad if he could not have her.

You ought to try that.

But he knew it was hopeless.

The difference in their ages and their
relationship made it an impossible

situation. The boy's frustration grew
and his erotic fantasies began to turn

rape.

That's enough, I think, Lisa.

Let's get out.

Come on, T.

It's just getting interesting.

But the boy knew that violence would
only bring trouble.

Thus he decided that if he must force
her, and he felt it was the only way, he

must somehow do it gently.

The iron fist in the silken glove.

So when he approached her, it was
silently. He did not say a word. He

used his strength to slowly force her to
his will.

With one hand, he held her arms behind
her.

And with his other hand, he turned her
face toward his and violated her mouth.

Oh, I like that line.

Violated her mouth.

I'd like to violate your mouth
friendship That's it Cal

violate her mouth

Stop this.

Oh, no, slow, slow, slow, slowly,
slowly.

That's it.

Oh, all the way in, all the way in.

Oh, Lisa, Lisa, put your weight on his
ass. Put your weight on his ass. Push

in all the way, all the way, all the way
in. Now, don't get in a hurry. Not too

fast, not too fast.

That's it. Oh,

that's good.

Now, up a little so I can get the ridge.
Get my ridge right across.

Don't go too fast.

Lisa.

Lisa, sweetheart.

Reach in there and see if you can find
my clit.

You do know where to look, don't you?
That's it now.

Watch it gently.

Very good. Very good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Lisa.

Come here.

Can you reach my clips

for me? Can you reach it?

Yes. Just a little help there.

Now, yes.

Now you can go as fast as you want to.

Now you can let it go.

I'm there. I'm right on the edge.

Yes. Yes.

uh uh

Well, it may not be culture, but I think
I'm finally getting into the grammar.

Grammar?

Sure. I came.

You came. We all came.

Laura, I have one more inner office memo
for you, and then we'll be finished.

To the immediate working staff present.

Resolved. That in as much as it's a
weekend and my wife is out of town,

I propose the following motion.

That we commence in lovemaking
immediately.

All in favor, say aye.

Motion carried, Bob.

One tiny amendment.

What's that?

It's been a long day, and I need to
freshen up.

So what do you propose to do about it?

So I propose to use your posh executive
bathroom to take a bath.

Well, hurry up. Remember, I have the
press coming here at 5 o 'clock, and I

cannot be late.

I'll be back soon.

Have you ever made it on a bidet before?

Only the night.

Oh, very funny.

Here, just put your leg... You're not
even supposed to be in here.

Where's that famous cool all politicians
are supposed to have?

On the floor of the Senate, I'm known as
Old Poker Face.

On the floor of my bathroom, I'm known
as Old Poker in the Face.

Is that you in the bathroom?

My wife.

I can just see myself now holding hands
with Richard Nixon in exile.

It's the hell of a time to take a bath.

head under the water. There's enough
bubbles where you'll be hidden. Your

will be out under the water. I'll take
care of everything. Don't worry.

Oh, uh, Ms. Webster, I was looking for
my husband.

Oh, uh, uh, he and Senator Friedman, uh,
yeah, they left about, uh, 30 minutes

ago. They said something about, uh, a
caucus at the Biltmore.

It's been such a long day, I thought I'd
take a bath.

Yes, that is very relaxing.

The senator would be surprised to see
you.

He said something about you going out of
town?

Oh, yes, I was, but something came up
all of a sudden.

It sure did.

What'd you say?

Oh, uh, nothing, nothing.

If you don't mind, my bubbles are going
to disappear, and I really would like to

take my bath.

The senator,

he has a press conference at 5. He
should be back by then.

Well, I'll see him then.

Have a nice weekend, Miss Webster.

Christ, that was close.

Why'd you have to keep your heart on?

That's the good thing I saw it before
she did.

Could have said it belonged to somebody
else.

Hey, if you think you're going to get me
off like this, forget it.

I have to tell you something, Laura.

Getting that close to being
discovered...

It was a tremendous turn on. I mean,
don't ask me to explain it. It just was.

Listen, I've got something in the office
that will get us

both feeling high. I mean, it'll keep
the high going.

You know?

Just bawling in the bathtub is an anti
-climax, huh?

Right.

Right. I admit it. It's true.

But what I've got in the office will
make us both go through the ceiling.

And what's so special in here?

I've been saving these for a special
celebration.

Today, we're going to reach a new
plateau in lovemaking.

You and your sexy garters and stockings.

And you and that silly thing around your
neck.

It's not even a decent chain.

My favorite aunt gave me it.

She said it would bring me luck.

God knows I'm going to need all the luck
I can get with the election coming up

this year.

Well, I think it looks absurd.

Take it off.

Maybe you're right.

Anyway, I'll make my own luck.

Naked, I entered the world.

And naked, I shall enter you.

Oh.

And there is this little beauty.

Well, actually, it's a new model for a
space shuttle they'll be sending the

astronauts up in next year.

The boys at NASA think of everything,
don't they?

Well, my dear.

All right.

She likes you.

I can tell.

Oh.

Has an environmental impact report been
made on all this, Senator?

I don't know about the environment,
sweetheart, but the impact's going to

your teeth.

Senator, it's time for your press
conference.

Coach Davis, what can I do for you?

Oh, hello, Irene.

No, I haven't opened it yet. I have to
lock up the gym first.

No, dear, I haven't forgotten about
dinner tonight.

I have to go now, Irene.

No, I won't forget.

8 .30, yes.

Goodbye, Irene.

Fuck, Irene.

This is too much like work.

You're a fanatic, Chrissy.

Oh, Susan, you promised.

You know what Coach Davis said.

Sure, with a little work we can make the
team.

Well, I think it's just bullshit.

Why do you think he lets us stay in so
late?

And why all the extra help?

play up to him?

He'd do anything you wanted.

I don't even think he notices me.

Don't think he notices you? I know he
has.

Just ten more minutes, coach, please.

All right, ten more minutes. I'll lock
up. Oh, please, coachy -poo.

Oh, shut up, bitch.

Yeah, well, I'm wise to the rise in his
Levi's. He did look cute, though.

He's not cute.

Party boys are cute.

Who cares what you call it?

Face it, love.

You'd just like him to fuck you blind.

Like you'd fight him off?

You know I wouldn't.

You know, Chrissy, maybe we're going at
this all wrong.

Got any other ideas, genius?

Well, have you ever heard of divide and
conquer?

Well, aren't you the dedicated ones?

I've had it with dedication.

I need a shower.

Oh, I just can't seem to loosen up.

Everything I've done today seems to be
too stiff.

Ouch. Oh, I got a cramp.

A little higher.

Yeah, that's it, I think.

Not that high.

Well, why don't we just get to the
source of the problem?

It's so wet.

I

feel

so sick.

You do feel sick, don't you?

Then you come get me.

Bye, big boy.

What's going on?

No, no, no.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh.

but he wants to get it on.

Hey. Jesus Christ.

I think they're all rub against
anything.

I think they're playing games with the
coach.

Super.

Oh, fuck.

I never thought anything like this would
ever happen.

Well, silly, it wouldn't have taken so
long if you hadn't waited so long to

your moves.

Great moves, though.

When's the next class, Coach?

Yeah. Yeah.

Can't wait.

Where the fuck did that go?

Ah, shit, I'll find it tomorrow.

Come on, Shelly. What's the big goddamn
deal?

I told you, Casey.

You just don't feel like it.

Oh, I could just stop.

Casey, do you have to be so goddamn
crude?

Casey! Ah, shit!

The fuck was that?

What's so goddamn funny?

You are. You and this silly -ass car of
yours.

You used to think it was cute.

Yeah, well, I used to be in high school,
too.

What in the hell is that supposed to
mean?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Listen, it's getting late. It's getting
dark. I have an early class in the

morning. Why don't we just go home?
Bullshit!

I wonder what you meant by that high
school crap.

Oh, come on, Casey. Do we have to go
through all that again?

Damn straight we do. Since when are you
the big sophisticated anyway?

I mean, what gives you the right to put
me down all the time?

Listen. I wasn't trying to put you down.
I just meant that you'd just be a

little more mature.

Mature, my ass!

The truth is, is you don't think I'm
good enough for you.

You're horny for one of those fraternity
assholes.

Oh, come on now. You really are
impossible.

Great. First I'm immature and now I'm
impossible.

Okay. You want mature?

All right.

I'll give you mature.

Oh, oh.

Ouch.

This is kind of a cute car.

Yes, in a way, the whole thing started a
month ago when I found this pendant in

the gym.

It is beautiful, don't you think?

Yes, I've never seen anything like it.

Anyway, that was just before Dad asked
me into the company for the summer.

Then just two weeks later, old man
Caldwell decided to let me handle his

account.

Biggest account the company ever had.

Champagne?

But why you?

He said he liked my tastes in jewelry.

Said he had a strong intuition about me.

Well, what kind of product is it?

Are you ready for this?

He's putting out a whole new line of
men's cosmetics.

Cosmetics? You mean toiletries, don't
you?

No, cosmetics.

You know, overnight tanning lotion, hair
products, tooth brightener, that sort

of stuff.

Well, aren't you scared?

I mean...

How are you going to handle a whole
advertising campaign by yourself?

No problem.

First of all, I've got a great idea for
a logo.

Oh, that is a good idea.

Yeah, I know.

I've got another great idea, too.

Notice.

We're going to call the line Machismo.

And then we're going to have to find
just the right girl to be our macho

Macho maid? You've got to be kidding.

I can hear it now.

Brush your teeth with machismo for that
all -day macho smile.

Not quite, no.

The commercials will be tongue -in
-cheek, kind of satirical.

Actually, whoever gets the job is going
to have it made.

How so?

Well, you figure it. First of all, she's
going to get an exclusive three -year

contract. Secondly, she'll get the
greatest exposure in the world.

Commercials, talk shows, magazines, the
works.

See what you mean.

And thirdly, she'll get a hell of a lot
of money.

After all that exposure for three years,
she'll have it made.

Probably end up with a movie contract or
her own television series.

Uh, Casey?

Hmm?

Do you have anyone special in mind for
this?

Well, it would have to be someone who
was pretty, uh, mature.

Casey, you sneaky son of a bitch.

And sexy.

That'd be very sexy.

You know, the kind of girl that no guy
could resist.

I repeat, you sneaky son of a bitch.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.