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Previously, on "Dragula".

I understand we're in a fuckin' hot ass fuckin' place,

but you guys are sitting there fuckin' crying

like a fuckin' bitch, like...

I just think that it's really interesting

that you're placing the blame on me.

If it wasn't for my group, I would've been on the top.

We've asked our remaining drag artists to conceptualize

and create basic bitch prom looks.

For the second part of the challenge,

we've asked our drag monsters to evolve

into undead zombie versions of themselves.

Victoria, you have secured the win tonight.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

You will decide the two competitors

who you feel will be up for elimination tonight.

They're ruining my prom!

The two I have chosen are Astrud and Abhora.

Abhora.

Oh my god.

You have been banished back to the underworld.

The winner of

"The Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Titans"

will headline the upcoming Dragula World Tour,

receive a $100,000 grand prize, courtesy of us,

and the title of Dragula,

the World's Next Drag Supermonster.

Canal Tela Queer

Back again.

Still here!

Last week, Victoria's already heavy brain

got to wear an even heavier crown.

Abhora and Astrud went up.

Abhora dropped and I don't know how to feel right now.

- So Astrud. - Hi.

How was it up there in the Gallery?

You know, it was scary being up there in the Gallery,

but at the same time,

like there were two things that I was thinking about.

The first is that like,

I just really didn't wanna lose myself

in the emotions of the moment.

You know, last time I was up for extermination

and I was in the bottom, it was messy to say the least.

It's a load of crap.

It's a load of crap.

It's a load of crap. - What did they say?

Well, they basically hated everything about my look.

And I think it's ridiculous.

I mean, I won the first goddamn challenge, you know,

like it's so fucking stupid.

But just the fear that it could have been me, you know.

- Yeah - It was a little scary.

And at the same time, girl, it was Abhora's time to go.

I was really hoping for a double elimination.

But it's sad Abhora had to leave.

No, it's not.

It's about time, damn.

Victoria, I understand

that that was probably like a tough call to make.

- Yeah. - But I feel like

it was the right one.

You know, like in that moment

I was really just feeling for my friend,

but they just couldn't get out of their own way.

Now, Miss Victoria, was it track record,

drama, or technicalities?

Which one was it, girl?

What you judging from?

I don't know, I'm the one with the crown on my head.

Oh!

So if you wanna make decisions,

win a challenge, bitch. - Okay!

I really did pick technical here.

You think it's drama, but it was truthful.

Maybe it was Victoria's love of foreskin, 'cause Melissa,

your zombie looked a little bit

like a circumcision job gone wrong.

I don't know, maybe it was that.

Wow.

Either way, happy that she's gone

so now we don't have to deal with that energy.

So thanks for making it me.

I'm a little thrown off by Victoria right now

because she said she was going to put us in the bottom

based off of technical things

and then kind of went more for the drama.

Knowing what Astrud could do,

and knowing what Melissa could do

and knowing what Abhora could do, I feel like Astrud

could have came even harder with her zombie.

And I was impressed with Melissa

because as way out of her comfort zone,

she did really fucking well.

Well-

- And what I heard,

she was going in, smashing everything,

pulling her head around.

And I believe it.

I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm busting my ass right now.

I'm working really, really, really hard.

And it's frustrating that maybe you guys don't see that,

and that's okay, that's fine.

No one's saying you're not working hard.

We didn't say you're not working hard.

So how do you two feel now that Abhora's gone?

We talked a lot of things out,

but also there was this unresolved tension

that I didn't see resolving itself here.

I just, I really do wish that the way you're thinking now,

that I wish you would've thought about that

before when you would always wanna save Abhora.

Oh, definitely, definitely.

I wish all of what was just said

could have been said when I was pointing the same thing out

time and time again.

Yeah, but I wasn't thinking the same thing then.

I think that through my experiences

and how other people experienced her in this competition,

now I think that.

I feel like I kept getting pulled into this shit

and I was like, I don't want anything to do with it.

I wanna focus on myself, I wanna have fun.

And it just kept sucking me back in.

It takes three to triangle, like.

What you might not realize

is like this shit with me and HoSo and Abhora,

it goes back years

Yeah.

And it has been a problem for years.

And I wish I cared, but I came here to compete,

not witness that.

You don't have to care!

Yeah, you don't have to care at all.

But when I have to see it,

I get tired of that. - I've been trying

not to see it either, girl. - Same.

I've been trying not to bring it out also.

It was day one

when I pointed out this issue. - I've been agreeing with you

since right after she first came back.

The moment she came back and started being a shithole again,

I started agreeing with you.

I know you're frustrated, Koco,

I know it feels like people don't listen to you.

But I feel like we can all agree

that we're on the same page now and six of us are here,

and I think that's an important part of this.

I can agree with that.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I really don't think that's gonna fix the tension

because these girls don't realize

that they are the tension, so.

Put it to rest, let it be known.

- That's her tea. - Me and Astrud

does very well for ourselves

and we will keep it to ourselves from this point onward.

But honestly, when you break up with your partner,

I will be knocking.

Just letting you know.

Damn.

Damn.

I'm way cuter than him anyway.

Excuse me?

Fuck you!

I'm kidding!

No, that was actually shitty, fuck you!

Oh my god, I was joking.

It was a joke.

New drama.

Oh shit!

Oh my god.

Goddamn it.

Bullshittery.

I'm scared.

Once again, once again!

I got a chill.

Hello, uglies.

Hello!

It's come to our attention

that none of you have really gotten your asses kicked yet

this season.

But tonight we're going to change all of that.

That's right, darlings.

It's time to tease up those wigs and get ready

to eat a turnbuckle because you have all just big cast

on our new show, "The Ugly Ladies of Wrestling".

Starring... you.

For tonight's challenge,

you'll have to create your very own

badass rock and roll Ugly Lady of Wrestling look

inspired by the gorgeous ladies of wrestling from the past.

These ladies kept the concept simple,

but the looks were explosive, and we want you to do the same

with your custom creations.

As a second part to your challenge,

you will be split up into two wrestling teams

and will have to choreograph

a real tag team royal rumble wrestling match

right here in our brand new wrestling ring.

You're going down.

We wanna see leg drops, suplexes, punt kicks,

and figure four leg locks

so you're going to have to really put in some rehearsal

to pull it off, and you'd better not disappoint us.

You will also have to choose in style a wrestling wig

provided by our official wig sponsor, Arda Wigs.

So I hope you all brought your teasing combs

and a lot of hairspray.

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Oh my God.

Now, for your Fright Feat this week,

we're going to keep it simple.

You're going to arm wrestle one another

and the strongest beast in the Boudoir

will be declared the winner

and will win the honor of being able to assign the teams

for the wrestling match.

Fuck.

That's all for now.

You've all got a lot to do, so head back to the locker room

and let's get ready to wrestle.

All right, y'all!

Let's fuck it up!

We got wigs!

I love when Arda lends us their wigs

so we can feel our fantasy 'cause you can't tell me nothing.

This is my hair.

Speak to me.

Are you the one for me?

These wigs are getting us in the mood.

I'm feeling the fantasy today.

I would just like say that I'm super excited

for this wrestling challenge. - Yeah.

See, I don't know how I'm gonna do this challenge

because see I'm so petite and small and feminine.

Just gaslight everyone.

I'm excited for the wrestling challenge.

The last time I wrestled, I fucking fucked Xochi Mochi up.

I'm gonna cut you, this is my litter bitch!

I would like to personally say,

now I will press all the charges, bitch,

if you do me like you did Xochi on that season.

Girl, I'm scared to be paired with Melissa.

She's gonna beat you up.

All I know is I do not wanna fight against Melissa.

I don't need a broken jaw.

I feel like Melissa's one of them people

you just have to shoot in the leg and just leave

'cause you might as well kill her, she not gon' just stop.

I'd like the challenge to wrestle you.

I feel like that should be fun, I don't know.

- Bitch, let's do it, honey. - Okay.

Whoever wins the arm wrestle,

they get to choose whoever's on whichever team

so keep in mind when you're going in there.

My only point I wanna make is not to underestimate me

as the crazy lizard person that I am.

Oh.

Astrud wants to fight Melissa

because Astrud's a psychopath.

That's just how that goes.

No one in their right mind would just want to fight Melissa.

The fuck?

Honestly, whoever wins this,

put me on a team against this bitch

'cause I would love to go in the motherfucking ring

with this hoe. - Okay, all right.

I wanna wrestle with Melissa

because maybe she can get out some of that aggression

towards me and then hopefully we can be friends afterwards.

This is why drag queens aren't paid to think.

That's dumb.

Fighting Melissa is not going to bring them closer together.

I don't know what she's smoking

that brought her to that conclusion,

but this your funeral, diva.

The only thing I see happening

is Melissa destroying Astrud.

Now, let's get this arm wrestling going, bitches,

let's get this.

- Y'all ready? - I'm ready!

Bring it on!

Bring it on!

Let's go!

Let's fucking rock, bitches.

Let's do it!

- Let's go! - Yeah!

Yeah, let's do the shit.

I'm roided up!

This week we get to arm wrestle for our Fright Feat.

I think I'm gonna put these guns to use.

Oh my God!

Oh, get you, bitch.

You got this!

Oh my God!

You know what, that was so hot.

You can try topping me next time.

Congrats, Vicky, you get a free win.

I need a challenge.

Oh.

All right.

Let's fucking do it.

Come on, Evah.

Bitch!

This is a rowdy one.

I'm gonna cum!

Oh my god.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Thanks, bitch.

I need a cigarette.

I was determined to have Koco at like stalemate,

but she just found that extra bit of strength

to take me down and that fucking hurt.

Melissa, I think it's time to work through some shit.

I'm gonna knock this bitch out.

Hold my earrings, bitch.

Hold on.

All right, you ready, baby?

Let's do this.

Get it, bitches.

One, two, three!

Oh no, I lost.

She beat me.

We're not surprised.

Fuck.

All right.

Sorry, I'm a little weak, Miss Evah drained me.

Come on, bitch, come on, bitch.

Come on, bitch.

She had no chance.

Sorry, it's the testosterone.

Yeah, you're like jacking off every two minutes.

Five times a day.

Arm wrestling against Koco, she's one strong bitch.

About to show them what the legs, hips, and body do, baby.

Oh, so feminine.

So feminine.

Bitch!

This bitch has strength.

Koco!

Yes, sis.

Oh yeah. - Yes, bitch.

It looks like I won the Fright Feat this week.

- Congratulations. - Congrats.

Yes, yes.

I'm not surprised, 'cause that gym membership paid off.

It better at $27 a fucking month.

I better win.

Thank you, thank you.

Now, I do believe that means I get to pick the teams.

I feel like Koco's been pretty fair

this entire competition.

I don't think she's gonna have any agenda

when she's picking, but she's also a messy bitch,

so we'll see what happens.

I'm gonna stack the teams unfairly.

That's my strategy today.

Miss Melissa Befierce.

And last but not least... Miss Evah Destruction!

Were the weaklings.

That was a no-brainer.

Duh.

I feel like we have some even distribution of stronger

and less strong.

Y'all be fine.

You'll be fine, you're good.

Well, go easy on us now.

When you think about it, maybe not so even.

We're going down.

Oh, and Astrud, I just had to make sure

I made your dream come true of, you know, fighting Melissa.

Oh, well, you know, we'll work it out.

We'll work it out.

All right, girls, it's time to rehearse.

I hope y'all are ready to tussle.

Yeah.

Let's go!

All right, all right,

all right, all right. - Fuck yeah!

Hello!

Okay, here we go.

- All right. - Come on in.

Come on in. - Shit's about to go down.

This week we actually have to learn real stunts.

I love throwing my body around,

so this is gonna be an opportunity

for me to really show off what I can do.

Hi, I'm Emmy.

I do stunts and fighting

and fight choreography. - Work.

And I teach rehearsed violence.

Fighting is, when it's fake anyway,

a highly collaborative art.

Wait, wrestling's fake?

First things first, and this is purely on a safety thing,

does anyone have any injuries that I need to be aware of?

I'm tired of the safety speech.

Let's wear these bitches out.

Let's just kick each other's asses, let's go.

So I'm gonna invite someone

to help me out with a hair pull.

Yeah, you ready?

Okay, cool.

So we're gonna go onto this thing.

You're gonna grab my hair.

I am in control of this.

She is going to sell it.

Come on, you stupid bitch.

Fucking stupid bitch!

Getting to learn these stunt is really fun.

I didn't realize how technical it was,

but I'm enjoying this.

Who wants to slap a bitch?

- Me! - Oh, me!

It's any drag queen's fantasy

to just bitchslap a hoe across the face.

Wait a damn minute.

Bitch!

Fuck you!

Fucking cunt bitch!

Cry, bitch!

Evah, you're minding your own

and Koco comes up really mad about something.

You're cutting up Koco's wig.

That's the wigs you stole from me, hoe.

You're cutting up Koco's wig.

She's like, I'm gonna sabotage this bitch.

You motherfuckin' ruined this wig-

- What the fuck, bitch?

What the fuck!

All right, so now that we've done our little primer

on violence, let's break up into our teams.

We'll look at some moves that we wanna do

and we'll make it look pretty or preferably trashy.

I'm realizing now

that even though we're on teams,

this really is a group challenge

because we're gonna have to choreograph these fights,

so now I guess I'm gonna have to work with Melissa.

I think going me, going up against Astrud

will definitely be some kind of tension up in the ring

so I'm definitely gonna leave it

all in the motherfucking ring and go off on a hoe.

We're gonna sell the fuck out of it, because again,

this is like a performance challenge too.

They're obviously gonna turn a look,

but at the same time, we've got like two people

that struggle in an acting challenge over there.

- Ooh. - Like, I'm just saying.

So on the other team,

two out of the three of them struggled

with the acting challenge,

but this is more of a group thing,

so everybody's gonna have to be on their A-game to keep up.

I'm not worried about fighting Melissa.

Are you kidding me? - Oh, please.

You're gonna eat her.

I'm gonna, I am,

like a noodle. - You're gonna eat her.

She has another fucking thing coming

if she really thinks she's gonna take me down that easy.

Listen, my arms might be like this,

but my leg and my tail are like-

You know what I mean?

I'm still feeling a little bit of tension

between Astrud and Melissa.

Hopefully they work it out before the real fight, or not.

Thank you all for being such wonderful victims

and aggressors.

You've really all take into this like ducks to water.

Yes, thank you.

Not calling you trash, but calling you amazing.

I'm so looking forward to seeing what you come up with

and yeah, thank you for a lovely rehearsal.

Thank you.

Let's do it!

All right, y'all.

It's floorshow day!

It is the day of the wrestling challenge

and I'm gonna fuck Astrud up.

I'm gonna kick Astrud's ass today, bitch.

You're gonna try,

- motherfucker! - You are done!

Done, done, done, done.

Melissa and I have been at it with each other

for a week now and I can't wait to work it out.

I will say there is a little bit of tension

that me and Vicky need to take care of.

You better tell me about this tea, girl.

Picture it, 1962.

It was prom night.

Victoria stole my crown.

Oh, is that what this is?

Koco, should Victoria not be able

to fulfill her responsibilities as Queen,

the crown would pass to you to fulfill her duties.

So lemme get this straight.

Melissa and Astrud are fighting

'cause they've clearly got beef.

Koco and Victoria are bashing heads because of the crown.

We're bumping purses.

So HoSo, what about us?

What do we have?

Mutual respect for each other?

Boring!

Oh my god.

I know you girls like to tussle,

but we need to focus and get some work done

for this floorshow, mama.

My inspiration is a stag beetle

because they are the wrestlers of the insect world

and I was specifically inspired by this breed

that has this gorgeous like emerald green color scheme

to them, and my looks tend to be more matte,

but this time around I use all the sparkles,

all the shiny fabric, and all the tassels in the world,

so hopefully this will show some versatility.

Yeah, I hope so too, honey.

I'm gonna beat your, bitch.

Well, what's good, bitch?

I'll take on you and Astrud, bitch.

- Same time. - All right.

For my inspiration for this week's challenge,

I thought of Chyna.

She was such a fierce wrestler.

She was pretty, but yet masculine and she was buff.

This bitch is on steroids.

You wanna just see me naked?

I got this lovely little belt that I'm gonna probably use

to smack Astrud in the head.

I wanna look intimidated, Astrud.

- Intimidating. - I'm gonna fuck her up.

Don't tell her.

So I'm going with this black with blonde wig

that I'm making from scratch.

I glued on some blonde tracks throughout the wig

to give you that highlight moment.

Anything can work with a glue gun and some tracks,

and baby it's working.

I was inspired by honestly myself

because I've always been told

that I have pretty decent legs

so I came up with this lovely, gorgeous gal.

Her name is "Thundra Thighs" and she's all about leg day.

From the moment she was able to walk, she said,

I want to build my legs as big and ignorant as possible.

This is just upholstery foam

that was hand-carved with a turkey carver knife.

I just stood and flexed as hard as I could

and we patterned it around my actual anatomy.

So right now, I'm taking just some thin rope

that I got from the store and then I'm hot-gluing them on

and I'm just imitating veins on the legs

because, you know, when you're fucking built,

you also have that vascular thickness going on too,

so I just wanted to accentuate that as a detail.

Everybody excited for today's challenge?

Very, very excited, my love.

So excited.

I'm gonna fucking go in.

Astrud, nothing personal.

Bitch, let's have fun.

If I hurt you bitch, I'm sorry.

Oh, trust me, I'll be okay.

Oh no, I'm not sorry then.

Don't be.

"Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

Welcome to the Inferno Ring, my spectral spectators.

Tonight, on this very stage,

we're introducing a royal rumble of epic proportions

that could truly raise the dead.

For the first part of this week's challenge,

we've tasked our remaining drag monsters

with creating punk rock Ugly Ladies of Wrestling looks

inspired by glamazonian wrestling stars of the 1980s.

As a second part of the challenge,

our wrestling weirdos must break up into two groups

and choreograph a tag team wrestling extravaganza,

which must include real life wrestling moves

taught to them by our official stunt trainer.

Here to help us judge tonight's show

is superstar wrestling fanatic, fashionista,

and pop metal icon, the one and only, Poppy.

Poppy, we're so thrilled to have you back here with us

in the underworld.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you for having me back.

I'm ready to put the beatdown on these, bitches.

And our next judge weighs in at a svelte 110 pounds

of solid glamour and hails from St. Petersburg, Russia.

She's the original Russian doll herself,

please welcome the one and only, Katya Zamolodchikova.

Katya, my darling, thank you so much for being here with us.

Actually, that's 110 kilos

and it's St. Petersburg, Florida.

But I'm so happy to be here.

I can't wait for these whores

to beat the shit out of each other.

All right, the crowd is ravenous

and our girls are hungry for blood

so it's time we dim the lights,

Ring the fight bell,

And let the mayhem begin.

Michael, I can't tell you how excited I am

for tonight's Royal Rumble.

I think that these drag artists

are really gonna show us something unexpected.

We're gonna see tits, we're gonna see ass.

I wanna see some blood, I wanna see some guts on the stage.

Absolutely, these competitors may be filthy,

but they showed up tonight for a bath, a blood bath that is.

So let's get into it.

And in the white corner we have Astrud,

a scaley bi-trade.

We know this lot lizard is turning tricks

and really working that cloaca tonight.

Weighing in tonight at 175 pounds of pure muscle,

we have Melissa Befierce

ready to pound all those Latin twins into submission.

That lot Lizard was asking for it

from the Gecko, some may say.

Fuck yeah!

Hit her!

Oh, that's gotta hurt!

You better get up, bitch!

HoSo's gonna play the rest of these

competitors like she's been playing Astrud and Abhora

all season.

Next up, we've got Evah Destruction

fueled by the tears of season three.

Get her, bitch!

Get her, bitch!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You better get her ass!

Fuck this fucking bug!

Bitch, fuck her up!

Fuck this fucking bug-looking ass bitch.

And now, the icon herself,

Koco Caine enters the arena

with a jumbo size pair of jugs,

and coming in fresh off a cycle,

the mother of the House of Black herself,

Victoria Elizabeth Black.

Oh my God, Koco is taking those giant tatas

and smashing Victoria with them.

Oh, I can't watch, Michael!

I can't stop watching.

Yeah, fuck yeah!

That's right.

That's fucking right!

Fuck her up, bitch!

Come on, big titty hoe!

Come on!

And here comes Victoria,

ready to say party's over, Koco.

Fuck her up, fuck her up!

Oh, Victoria says

it's lights out for Koco Caine.

The thing about Koco Caine is she's down,

but she's not really down.

Oh my God!

This is an unprecedented wig snatch

with a wig reveal underneath.

Come here, bug bitch!

Come here!

Ooh, one knee to the face

and Evah is deadweight.

Get up, bitch!

I've seen queens get dragged before,

but nothing like this, Michael.

Come on, get up, hoe.

Here comes Koco with the wind up.

Koco Caine is a double-D threat.

She's deadly and she's dangerous

and she is really letting Victoria have it.

Oh!

Yeah, yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Koco Caine is doubling down

a double D threat, deadly and dangerous.

Will Victoria be able to withstand her?

Utterly unbelievable.

Those are truly some mommy milkers.

Fuck her up, fuck her up!

Vicky!

Yeah, she's tapping out.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh my God, she's using the ropes!

Fucking right, bitch!

Suffocate her!

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Do you see this?

Unbelievable!

Unprecedented, Michael.

Melissa's asking Astrud to

have several seats.

Melissa says, move over Xochi,

I've got a new lizard in my sights.

Fuck her up!

That's right, bitch, tap that hoe.

Fuck off!

It looks like our lizard's slinking away.

You got her, bitch!

Get the fuck up!

Get the fuck up!

Get up, girl!

You got this, you got this, bitch!

This is what we're about!

Furry trash!

The fuck you're not, bitch!

Yeah, fuck off!

Fuck her up!

This is our ring!

Fuck her up!

Oh my god!

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Yeah!

Here comes HoSo.

She's hungry for a win and a slice of Evah.

Fuck you!

Bug bitch!

Fuck you!

Fuck you, bitch!

Yeah, you want some?

Come here, bitch.

Fucking bitch!

Trash!

It looks like Victoria and Koco

are really showing us how they beat their meat.

Oh, the humanity!

It's too close to call.

I Can't wait to see

what the Boulets think about this.

It's a nail-biter and they're acrylic.

So that was incredible.

I mean, that was pure "Dragula".

The best thing I've seen so far this season.

Everyone did really well,

like, everyone looked incredible.

Well, most of them did.

And most of them did really good in the performance too.

I don't want to drop anyone

into the pit of oblivion tonight.

I know.

Which is very unusual for me.

That really is very unusual.

Let's talk about the fight between Astrud and Melissa.

Probably my favorite pairing of the night.

Melissa had that classic pro wrestling character

and she really brought that like tough bitch attitude

to the stage.

And Astrud gave us that slinky, sexy lot lizard,

but very acrobatic too.

So I think when you put those two elements together,

it was explosive.

The part I enjoyed the most

is when Melissa and Astrud fell outside of the ring

and it started to get really real.

I was into that.

Oh, especially when she slammed

her lizard brain right into the ground.

Are lizards' brains in their tail?

I don't think so.

Oh, maybe it's a dinosaur.

Something about Melissa and Astrud,

neither of them have a win,

and I think you could feel that hunger from both of them

in tonight's performance.

But time is running out

and I think if one of them don't secure a win soon,

it may be their time to go.

Question for you,

was Astrud wearing a bodysuit again?

With a tail this time, but yes.

- Okay. - Yeah.

That's all I wanted to know.

So let's move on to Koco and Victoria.

I loved their fight.

Oh, it was so fun and so funny.

This battle of the boobs became kind of like a porn show,

like very quickly.

I mean, which happens sometimes.

Victoria had a lot of great details in her look too.

There was like this neanderthal forehead, a unibrow,

a missing tooth, the battle armor.

It was a special show tonight for Victoria.

She put the ugly in the Ugly Ladies of Wrestling.

She really did.

Koco was fantastic tonight.

I think she's probably the most memorable wrestler

of the night.

Koco did steal the show,

like my eyes kept getting drawn right back to her,

However, the look was lacking.

But I kind of let it slide too

because the performance was so amazing.

Although she did have a double wig reveal,

which I appreciated.

Oh, that was so good

Right?

- That was so good. - So it was hard.

Her performance was like ten,

and maybe her look was like a three,

but the tits were like a nine.

So what do you do with that?

What do you do?

So let's move on to our next set of fighters,

which was HoSo and Evah, which I'll start by saying easily

the weakest fight of the night.

I agree.

I didn't care for Evah's look,

I thought it was very quiet,

especially before she took the pants off.

Before she took the pants off,

I felt like she looked like a raver or something.

I'm like, I don't get what this look is.

When it comes to the classic ladies of wrestling

from the eighties, their looks were two-dimensional

and instantly recognizable.

Evah's was not.

Tonight, she flopped.

This performance was a dud, this look was a flop dud,

did not like it.

It was.

Let's move on to HoSo too, Evah's fighting partner.

I didn't see HoSo using many of the moves

that the stunt trainer taught her.

On the contrary, I felt like Melissa used all of them.

I could tell

that they really took it seriously.

Yes.

And kind of came at the fight

from a very disciplined perspective.

Yep.

But I think it just sucked the life outta the performance.

I really liked HoSo's look.

I thought the look was a 10.

I instantly got the idea of this beetle

or insect and I thought it was a modern interpretation

of a classic wrestling look.

But they weren't able to back it up with the performance.

And literally, I feel like she almost closed-lined herself

just getting into the ring.

I was like, is she even gonna make it into the ring?

I did enjoy that though.

She's gonna take herself out.

It actually makes me miss our mud wrestling days.

Oh, those were the days.

Remember, we used to just be able to jump in there

and beat the hell outta each other?

And throw some bitches around.

Why don't we get the guest judges out here

and begin the judgment.

I agree.

Before we begin, I just wanna tell you

from all of us here in the judges' panel,

this group performance was fantastic.

Thank you all and congratulations.

That's not just to pretend we're nice

or give the illusion that we like you.

You guys fucking killed it this week.

I wanna remind you

that we are not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art, and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition

and the challenges we put before you.

Let's begin with HoSo.

I really love your outfit.

I love that you drew inspiration from insects.

The performance was a little bit more of a theatrical energy

as opposed to a wrestling energy.

I wanted to see more of a response to the hits

that you had received.

But I love the makeup, the hair.

It's very exciting and sky high.

I just wish your wrestling was as exciting

as your outfit is.

I previously had thought that I would send you to jail

for those go-go boots.

However, looking at it right now...

You still hate it.

No, I just, house arrest.

The look is crazy, the performance's a little clunky,

but I'd still fuck you.

Thank you so much.

My eye was getting pulled all around the stage

and I don't know that you were one of the stronger ones

where the action was.

The performance was a little lost for me.

It didn't feel like you nailed any of the stunts.

You didn't pop above everybody else,

but you didn't fall below either,

which is obviously something with just this few people left,

you want to keep your eye out for.

Honestly, HoSo's look,

I thought it was really pretty.

I don't know if it was wrestling enough for me,

but that's just my opinion.

Let's talk about Victoria.

So I absolutely love your look.

I love the shoulder pads.

I would not wanna cross you in the ring.

I was watching you and Koco just about the entire time.

The energies played off of each other very well.

I just loved your overall performance.

Thank you so much.

Victoria, you are the most handsome woman

on the stage tonight, clearly.

Stop it.

Like, full on power lesbian vibrations.

It was really fun to see you this way

because this is not how I'm used to seeing Victoria Black.

I think it was so fun to see you

in this persona, making out with Koco

and getting mesmerized by this breastplate.

And the look is fantastic.

I think I've seen this body suit on Landon before.

Something of that sort.

I know about 8 to 10 West Hollywood queens

who would love to be topped by you.

The energy was through the roof from start to finish.

Thank you, thank you.

I think me and Victoria worked great together.

I did not expect her parts to be in my parts,

but apparently that's how you wrestle.

Let's talk about Astrud.

You had one of my favorite

wrestling matches of the group.

Thank you.

The tail reminded me of one of my favorite wrestlers,

Bianca Belair with her braid that she uses as a whip

so I loved that.

Thank you so much.

I have a very serious question

about those strappy white fucking heels.

Uh-huh.

Could you just bevel your foot to the-

You are a lunatic.

You know, she might go to jail.

You're going to the psych ward for those fucking shoes.

Honey, what is wrong with you, girl?

Those are so wild.

The tail was a great prop.

I love when you strangled Melissa with it.

You did a great job and you look fucking awesome.

Thank you.

Like a psycho with those shoes.

Take those shoes off, you fucking lunatic.

I think you were one of the best

as far as absorbing what the fight trainer was teaching you

and incorporating it during the match.

I do have to ask you, do you have a bodysuit on tonight?

It's the last one.

- It's my last. - Let's hope so.

I feel like I got set up.

It's wrestling!

What was I supposed to do?

Yes, yes, yes.

But remember, there's only a few of you up there now, right?

Indeed.

So please incorporate the notes

that we give you or- Yes.

You might not get anymore.

Yes.

I did hate the coat.

And those fucking shoes, bitch.

Those semi-formal shoes.

- Oh, sorry. - Bitch.

But listen, once that was gone,

you used your tail well, you were slinky and trashy,

and sexy and nasty, which are some of my favorite things.

Thank you.

- Thank you so much. - You're one of my favorites.

Thank you.

Even though I didn't like this bitch

and I still don't, me and her had the greatest chemistry.

We fucking made that shit happen.

Let's talk about Melissa.

I have to ask, were you inspired by Chyna the wrestler?

- Yes, I was. - Oh.

I lost my voice from wrestling.

My voice is gone, but yes.

I love Chyna as well.

I love the rhinestones and all of the touches,

and I thought you had a great energy in the ring.

Thank you.

Your performance was fucking killer.

Thank you.

You and your partner absolutely sold this.

I legitimately thought

you were beating the shit out of each other.

If they didn't know before tonight, now they know.

Don't fuck with Melissa Befierce.

Yes.

Do not fuck with Melissa Befierce

if you wanna live.

You brought so much energy and life to this character.

It really just checked the box

of that classic wrestling monster,

and I think you and Astrud

had probably the best fight of the night.

Your performance was incredible.

Thank you, thank you so much.

One of my favorite moments from "Dragula"

is looking back at the footage

of you destroying Xochi Mochi.

You brought a lot of realness and raw punk energy

to that wrestling,

and I love that you brought the same veracity,

the same energy to the fight,

but it was controlled and it was a performance,

and I really appreciate that.

Thank you so much.

I think Astrud and Melissa used the tension that they had

between each other to their advantage,

and I'm happy they were able

to not only kind of squash that,

but also put on a stellar performance in the process.

No, I don't think it brought us together at all.

I don't have that connection with Astrud whatsoever.

I don't think I ever will either.

Let's move on to Evah.

Really loved your commitment to the performance

and I just wish I saw you more than I heard you.

My voice carries.

Read.

There was a lot of unforgivable things happening

in your performance starting with the pants

and continuing with the performance.

I know you didn't have a lot of time, but girl,

you just did not nail these moves.

Are you sore?

- Hell yeah. - Yeah.

How old are you?

I'm 30 now.

Okay, 30, yeah.

- Yeah. - You're getting up there.

Goddamnit.

Evah, I think you did

a very solid job this week.

It maybe felt a tinge more nineties to me than eighties,

I will say that.

And also you did get a little lost in the fight

for whatever reason, I don't know why.

But I like that you had a solid concept together

for your character.

Thank you so much.

I noticed that you and HoSo

both approached your section of the fight

technically and methodically.

That's good to have that level of communication

with your partner.

And I know a lot about performing with a partner on stage

because I always have one, but-

- Luckily, you have the best.

But you can't let the connection to your partner

become dominant because then you miss the opportunity

to be electrifying on stage.

I saw HoSo and Evah trapped in their heads a little bit.

I really tried

to put my best fucking foot forward with this.

It just, it really proved to be a challenge.

I don't know.

Let's talk about Koco.

Your performance was one of my favorites

and I thought the titty area would be limiting,

but it wasn't.

I really believe that the creativity was at a 10.

Thank you.

So Koco, this is completely insane.

You're at a clear advantage just in terms of eyeballs

being glued to you.

You were wild, you were crazy,

you were outrageously sexual, lewd, a slut, a mystery woman.

You killed it.

Thank you.

Koco.

Watching you entertained me thoroughly.

I mean, you flying and smashing Victoria with these,

what, maybe it's like a 38 quadruple F, I don't know?

Z.

Z, that's what I would expect.

Koco is ridiculous.

I don't fucking understand how she even fit those tits

in her suitcase to get here.

Like what, girl, the biggest tits I've ever seen.

The look was a little haphazard,

but you did a fantastic job.

Before I judge, I wanted to just ask you

were those choices, you know, intentional

that this look was a little haphazard?

Initially, this was not the concept I wanted to go with.

I decided to change my concept

to be more cohesive with my team.

That I did not regret.

What did catch me off-guard was that a lot of my things

have been coming up missing and or damaged

when they are found.

The bikini I had on earlier today, as you now see,

has been cut, just like the bitch who did it

when I find her.

Somebody's gonna pay.

Do you think somebody sabotaged you?

I absolutely do.

Really?

I have reason to believe this has been happening

since I got here,

and that's the only way these bitches

is gonna catch me slipping, so.

Do you have any idea who it is?

No, but as I narrow it down, I'm sure I'll find out.

I really don't know anything

about this sabotage thing.

I don't think it is real.

I'm gonna have to see a little more evidence,

because I love Koco, I know her, and a bit disorganized.

Whoever has to do with this

knew that I had a cut on my foot

as well as blisters since episodes ago.

So being forced to be in this specific shoe

on this specific foot, to me, is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else here know about this?

We've only been hearing about it every now and then.

Definitely hearing about it.

But this is the first time that this is like as big

as it was I think.

I don't know, this is a competition.

Maybe there is someone shady out there

that wants her to struggle a bit.

For her shit to be getting fucked up,

it's very suspicious.

This was the last straw for me personally,

and I can safely say that I got my eyes on not only my shit,

but everybody else's.

Well, I assure you,

we will be getting to the bottom of this.

Thank you.

At this point, I don't feel as though

any of them have a reason to do that besides $100,000.

Now, Katya, I have to ask you,

you're the new person in the room.

You weren't behind this missing drag, were you?

Oh no, I stole all her shit.

And what, bitch, I'd do it again.

Koco and Astrud,

you were incredible tonight.

But the fighter who truly delivered the knockout punch is...

Melissa Befierce.

- Oh my God. - Work, bitch.

Fucking work, bitch.

I'm so excited that I won finally.

I felt like I was fading out in the back

and I'm now here to motherfucking keep going forward

and win this shit.

Evah,

the judges felt your look and performance

was lacking tonight.

You are up for elimination.

Okay.

HoSo, while your look was killer,

your performance was slammed by everyone else on the stage.

You are also up for elimination.

Realistically, I don't see myself going home,

but at the same time, I don't see HoSo going either.

I don't know how it's gonna go.

We're going to release you all to The Cauldron

where you can celebrate your victory,

and... mourn your losses.

Thank you all again for an incredible show.

We will call you back to the stage

once we've made our final decision.

Wow.

Woo, child.

That was a rowdy one.

Yeah, rowdy as fuck.

Baby.

Get more of these goddamn drinks, honey.

It's my first time in the bottom.

I knew it was coming at some point.

I hope it wasn't going to, but here I am,

and I'm just gonna make the most of it.

I feel a range of emotions right now.

I want HoSo to be here because I fucking love her.

But I also am worried about my emotions getting in the way

of me being able to move through the competition.

Damn, had to put the drink down.

I don't really know.

What's wrong, babe?

I mean, I fucking like really want you to stay

obviously because of how much I fucking care for you

and how much I love you, you know?

Gay.

And I feel like out of everyone here,

you've been the strongest support system for me.

I'm so glad that you're gay

and you're both just expressing it.

Having somebody to get ready with

who I know is like really here for me

and every single moment is like something

that I will absolutely miss.

But I agree with just everybody's like comments in that,

- it's so fucking tight. - It is.

Anybody going home now

is gonna be an absolute loss and it's gonna suck, so.

Yeah.

Give me a kiss.

Aw, I'm throwing up.

Get a a room.

I know somebody's gonna-

Bitch!

I knew it the moment you put it on that titties,

I was like, that dumb bitch is gonna spill everything.

As much as you said that you had pieces missing

from your look, that just adds to it, girl.

Honestly, I feel like the drink made it fucking better

because one of these ghosts in this house

done snatch my shit, unless it was one of y'all.

Baby, I don't know if it was any of us.

I have too many voices in my head

to like make myself like commit

any sort of sabotagery, girl.

Girl, if I tried to do it,

I would've gotten caught a long time.

I ain't that smart, okay?

We all love you.

It had to be a ghost.

It just doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make any sense, like-

- Yeah, for us to do it, you know?

Unless my shit learned how to grow legs

or I done put a hex on it by accident,

the math ain't mathing.

The only way I can like relate

is that in that, like, I'm also a, I mean,

a messy person, you know,

my shit's always a mess. - Oh, no, no, no.

It's not mess.

I want to believe Koco

so, so, so, so, so, so bad, I really do.

But I know her, I love my sister

and she's really disorganized.

I don't know if it's actual sabotage,

but something's happening here.

I don't know, gal.

This is a thinker.

We have a mystery on her hands.

You tell me.

I don't know.

Is she being sabotaged?

How do you feel, Evah?

It's like a conflicting storm in my head right now

because a part of me would love to show my vulnerability

to go into my anxiety and just break down,

"oh my God, I'm going home".

But then the other part of me is like, no,

that bitch belongs back on season three.

Like, I am Evah fucking Destruction.

I'm a badass motherfucking bitch.

I built my fucking career from the ground fucking up.

I'm here because I wanted to prove to myself

that I could go farther than I did in my original season,

because I left a little too early for my taste, thank you.

I don't feel defeated right now.

I don't feel like I let people down.

This season, we don't have any extermination challenges,

so I just feel like The Cauldron is the last place

that stands between you and the Gallery

where you just have to fight for yourself

and you can prove your case as to why you should stay,

and that's why I'm taking this moment.

Quite frankly, I still have more to fucking show.

I fucking belong here.

You could really see the fire under Evah's ass

in this Cauldron.

She is a passionate bitch and she wants to be here.

I don't think that this is my time

and I truly believe that

because I know who the fuck I am now

and I'm not done showing it.

And I'll drink to that.

And I am HoSo Terra Toma of Destruction.

No, I'm just kidding.

No, yeah, I, I would love to stay.

I've been doing great in the competition, so has Evah.

We both have one win.

I don't want to appear like I don't care

about staying in this competition because I fucking do.

This is my life.

This is too important to me to give up and return now.

I came flying from all the way

from South motherfucking Korea, came here to show my shit

and I think it's been pretty fierce.

I see a drive in HoSo, but HoSo doesn't like to drive.

Honestly, I don't see either of them going home,

so I don't know what's about to happen.

I wanna stay

because I have so much more to fucking show.

I mean, obviously at this point,

it's such a tight competition

that even a little bit of a slip-up can send you home.

But I think my work speaks for itself.

I am so fucking proud and happy to be a part of this cast.

I am filled with joy right now

because we all fucking look sick,

we performed our fucking hearts out.

This is the most important thing

that has ever happened to me.

And I care most in the world that I get to show my art

in its fullest, in its cuntest in this competition,

and that is all I'm caring about right now in this moment.

And I have people back home in HBC, South Korea,

my drag family, my family,

that depend on me to show the world

what South Korea has got

and what the outcasts of South Korea has got.

And that was my case.

- Period. - Period, girl.

Period.

Period.

Evah and HoSo...

welcome back.

We have made our final determination.

Please ascend the Staircase of Souls behind you

to the Ghostly Gallery

where your final fate will be decided.

Walking up the Staircase of Souls

is just one of the most terrifying things I think I've done

in this competition thus far.

This could decide my fate

and it is fucking freaking me out right now

because I'm not ready to go.

"Dragula" is where I belong.

It showed me a lot about myself before and it's pushing me

to learn even more now, and I'm not going home.

I'm walking up the Staircase of Souls.

I'm terrified, but I'm not feeling down.

I don't think I'm going home.

But I know Evah's also thinking that she's not going home.

And at this point in the competition, who the fuck knows.

Evah.

HoSo.

Surprise, uglies.

It seems as though our ringside announcers

may have been telling the truth

when they said that this match was too close to call.

We have decided to spare you from elimination.

For both of you and for the rest of your fellow competitors,

the Battle of the Titans continues.

But be warned,

saving you both tonight will have future consequences.

Pleasant dreams, darlings.