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Hey, what's wrong?

That guy from our college psychology class again. He won't stop staring.

He's such a loser.

He won't stop staring. It's annoying.

Well, if he doesn't stop, I'll get up and put my coffee in his face.

Don't do that.

Watch me. I will.

Oh, shit. He's coming over here. Don't worry. I got this.

What's up, beautiful?

What you doing tonight?

Nothing with your lame ass. You wish.

That's a little harsh.

I wasn't talking to you, though.

Actually, she's kind of right. We have to study for our college exams tonight.

Bummer. Well, if you change your mind and come by the frat house later, we

a sorry night planned.

Yeah, that's never going to happen, asshole.

You know, you're a real bitch.

And you can honestly fuck off and take your stupid flyer with you.

Whoa, whatever.

Y 'all ain't all hot anyways.

Such a douche.

Agreed. Well, hopefully that's the end of him. I hope so.

Thank you for sticking up for me. Of course. I'd do anything for you.

You're the best.

Let's get back to study. Okay.

What's that? What are you staring at?

You and how hot you are.

I gotta stop. You're embarrassing me.

I can't stop. You're literally so attractive.

You're just silly.

Am I?

What are you doing?

Something I wanted to do since the first day we met in college.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just did that.

I can.

I've been wanting to do that for a fat minute.

Actually, you're kind of the first girl I've ever kissed before.

Really? Well, what did you think? Did you like it? I did.

Your lips are so soft.

Well, good.

Let's do it again.

Oh my gosh, we almost got caught.

But we didn't.

What are you doing?

Ladies, what are you doing?

You know you're not supposed to be doing this in the library. Do I need to call

security? No, ma 'am. That won't be necessary.

Yeah, we were just about to leave.

I'm so sorry.

Kids nowadays.

The nerve.

Oh, my gosh. We almost got caught.

Fine. She was a bitch anyway.

That was scary.

I'm so fucking wet.

Yeah,

you turned me on.

so thirsty after that. Me too.

We can go to the Union Building and get some water.

Yeah. Sounds good. Okay.

What are you gonna do tonight?

Everybody's going to that party.

Fuck that party. We can have some fun on our own.

Like what?

I have a couple ideas in mind.

Yeah.