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Drop the gun.

Listen to her, Jen.

Lower your weapons.

You're not getting away. I'm a good shot.

I could hit you in the eye from here.

Just take the shot.

We know who you are, Jennifer Sullivan.

That's my mom's name.

No!

Sit down.

Can we go see the clown?

What is it with you and clowns?

No, we gotta go to the store.

Come on, get in there.

And a pack of-

The usual?

Yes.

Thanks, Robert.

Say, Robert, are you ever gonna do anything

about that drab out front?

Oh, Bill?

Nah.

He could ruin your business.

Not when I'm the only business within a full square block.

Ah, thanks Bob.

- Yep. See you next time. - Mm-hmm.

You too, sweetheart.

Oh, what do you say?

Thank you.

Anytime, darling,

Come along, dear.

Mom, can we help him?

Get in the car, Jen, now.

Don't make me get out the wooden spoon when we get home.

Okay, come on.

Yes?

Did anyone get the extra credit question right?

Just one of you.

Who was it?

That would be Ms. Sullivan.

Brainiac.

Wow.

Some amazing artwork, Jen.

Thanks.

Tell me about it. How does it make you feel?

Happy,

Howdy.

Well, howdy to you.

You're Jethro, aren't you?

Oh, yes ma'am.

You hear any music?

- No, should I? - Yeah.

I should too, but I don't, darn it.

If you'll wait, I'll hum something for you.

What do you say, chief?

Oh, Jethro.

Nice to see you.

- Hi, miss Jake. - How's the science coming?

I'm working on it.

Look, mom, I'm the only one

who got the extra credit question right.

Oh, that's great. I'm so happy for you.

My little prodigy.

Someday you're gonna be rich and famous.

You're gonna have everything you've ever wanted.

You're gonna be somebody.

Now go get ready for dinner.

Okay, mama.

This is going on the refrigerator.

"This is going on the refrigerator."

Stop.

Make me, bitch.

Jen, what the hell?

I didn't let you have a TV in your room

so you could watch this trash

or stay up past your bedtime.

This better not happen again.

Jen.

Oh, she must have gotten into the makeup.

It's fine.

Don't, don't, don't worry about it.

We can get it.

We got it.

Hey, hey, Nicole.

What are you doing up?

I asked you a question,

Mom.

I think I started my period.

Well, now you can get pregnant.

What do you want?

I think I got my, my period

and I don't know what to do.

Just go get a tampon out of the bathroom.

Okay.

Mom, who's John Wayne Gacy?

I don't know, dear.

Is he a clown?

I said, I don't know.

John Wayne was a famous actor, though.

PFW Bank has been serving this community

for over 20 years

and taking care of all your savings needs.

- Oh, Jen, it's on. - The Majestic Savings Plan

to take care of you and yours.

But don't just take our word for it.

With the Majestic Savings Plan, someday I'll be able

to retire without being a burden to my family.

With the Majestic Savings Plan, I can go to college

and make all my dreams come true.

My little superstar.

Girls, time for dinner.

Jen, come on.

Where's your sister?

Where is your sister?

I don't know.

She was on the bus ride home.

Last I saw her, she was tying her shoe out front.

You are in big trouble, young lady.

Brittany, go upstairs.

Now, put your left hand here.

Take off your hat. Raise your right hand.

Will you get rid of that hat?

Raise your right hand.

Raise your right hand.

Do you solemnly swear to-

Huh?

Do you solemnly swear truth?

Are you trying to give me the double talk?

Do you solemnly swear

to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth?

Why don't you answer him?

- Boo! - Jesus Christ.

You know, you really can't do that

to your subordinates.

I'm like 20 years away from retirement, you know?

Well, never said I was a good boss.

Cartoon section for you.

Yes.

What you got?

There's that assault case over at the university.

Ah, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, and Halloween's in a couple weeks.

Always fun.

Where do you think it'll be this year?

Burning Pumpkins.

Burning pumpkins?

Yeah, like filled with gasoline,

on fire in the middle of the street.

Why...

I hope that's all.

You did that as a kid, didn't you?

I'm pleading the fifth.

Hey.

I'll tell you what, that's all that happens,

dinner's on me.

You've got yourself a deal.

Take this off.

Take this off.

Now take it easy.

We'll have you all fixed up in a minute.

Oh, happy birthday.

Hold this.

You still at GCI?

Yeah.

How much are you pulling in again?

Well, my last paycheck was a little over 900.

Ah, for a week?

No, two.

What a joke.

What is it you do there?

You you punch forms all day.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's sad.

I do my clowning almost every day after work,

on the weekends too.

I'm sure that's lucrative.

What's that bring in, a couple dollars a day?

Make sure you remember to report that on your taxes.

I don't know how to be rich and famous, Mom.

And bringing smiles to those kids' faces

is the only thing that makes me happy.

Hmm.

Well, if you'd had gotten your head out of your ass

and followed your brain instead of your heart,

you'd be much happier.

Valedictorian of your high school.

You could've gone to any college.

But instead you stayed here.

For what?

A philosophy degree.

Mm.

Probably should have gotten a degree

in order flipping.

You could have been an engineer, a doctor, like your sister,

an actor, an actuary, anything,

but instead, low paying job after low paying job.

Didn't even marry well.

He was a lawyer when we got married.

Hmm, yeah.

And then he got disbarred for soliciting a minor.

Hmm.

What is wrong with you

that he has to try to take pictures of a 16-year-old girl?

He doesn't want me.

Who would?

Some namesake.

Hey, come here.

What were your numbers last month?

1100.

Wow.

Not gonna be enough for them.

No, but I don't even care anymore.

Right?

Fuck this place.

Yeah, we need to get outta here.

Want to?

Have you seen that new series on Dahmer?

Oh, I have seen it, twice.

Yeah?

It's pretty good so far.

I don't wanna spoil it for you,

but I think he kills someone though.

Girl, I'm about

to start killing people here,

starting with our work lead over there.

Oh yeah. That's a murder I'd like in on.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

Okay.

When do you wanna do it? How do we do it?

I mean, no time like the present, right?

You know?

Ice pick.

Ooh.

Ooh, brutal. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - Tonight.

If you please, Doctor.

Doctor.

Here.

Say, I forgot to tell you

when the afternoon papers come out,

you're gonna be famous.

How come?

Please omit the rest of the entertainment.

Do you mind if I sit here?

Not at all.

PB and J, lunch of champions.

Right?

Or those of us unfortunate enough to work here.

Okay, so standard conversation starter.

What are your three favorite movies?

You like movies, right?

- I love movies. - Great.

So what are your favorites?

Hmm.

You tell me yours first.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So I'm gonna go with "Back to the Future,"

"Sideways," and "No Country for Old Men."

What are yours?

So hard.

Gun to my head? - BB Gun.

Okay.

Well I love black and white horror,

classic movie monsters.

"Frankenstein."

Actually, "Bride of Frankenstein" is better.

What about modern favorites?

"Starry Eyes," "Monster Squad."

And any version of "Dracula,"

though Coppola's is my favorite.

What is it about Dracula?

The idea of acquiring power through consumption,

even if it means taking it from what you love.

"Monster Squad" sounds familiar.

It's basically "The Goonies"

fighting the classic movie monsters.

What was the last one?

"Starry Eyes."

Yeah. Never heard of it.

Oh, so meta.

Has my favorite acting performance of all time.

What's it about?

Realizing your dreams at all costs,

even if it means selling your soul to the devil.

Sorta like "Faust."

So what are your dreams?

Well, fortune and glory, of course.

Okay, so based on your movie choices,

I'm gonna go out on a limb

and guess that Halloween is your favorite holiday.

Oh, you wouldn't be wrong.

Well, if you're free,

I'm having a Halloween party on Saturday.

If you wanna come.

You're married, aren't you?

Your husband is welcome too.

Not anymore.

I'm free.

I'll try to make it.

Cool.

Hi, mom.

Hi, hun.

You coming over for Halloween to pass out candy?

I don't think so.

Actually, I just got invited to a party.

Whose party?

Some coworkers.

Oh, so some coworkers

are more important than your own flesh and blood.

Thanks a lot.

Can't Brittany do it?

And miss taking your niece trick or treating?

I don't think so.

You know, Jen, I really have a hard time with you.

You're always so disappointing.

I mean like the simplest little thing.

Why can't you cooperate like a family and do-

- Okay. - Okay, what?

Okay, I'll be there.

Thank you for blessing us with your presence.

Don't forget to bring the candy.

Can I help you?

Oh, yeah.

I was kinda actually looking for a gun.

Okay, what kind of gun are you looking for?

I'm not really sure.

Okay, let me put it to you this way.

What will you be using the gun for?

Target practice?

Oh, no, protection.

Like something I can keep in my bag.

I've got just the thing for you.

Oh, that's beautiful. I like it.

Now don't let its size fool you.

It may be small, but it packs a wallop,

and it is compact enough it can fit in your backpack.

You can even put it in your pocket if you want.

I'll take it.

Okay.

I just need to see your ID

so I can do a background check.

Okay, this will just take a moment.

Okay, you are good to go.

I just need you to fill out a form.

Can I buy some bullets for it too?

You sure can. How much do you want?

Oh, one box maybe.

Okay, so that comes out to 175 even.

Say, do you think you could show me how to use the thing?

I've never owned a gun before.

Okay, so you flip this lever here to check

and see if it's loaded, and always assume that it is.

Then you just take two bullets,

put it in the two barrels here, reset,

flip the lever, and you're ready to go.

Now the safety on this gun is that it won't fire

unless you cock the hammer back, like so.

And then you just pull the trigger.

That seems easy enough.

Ma'am, I would highly recommend

you take a firearm safety course.

Promise me you'll do that.

I will.

♪ Jeffrey was a boy

♪ He didn't like his toys

♪ Jeffrey was a boy

Well, aren't you going to say trick or treat?

Come on in.

Can't believe you wore that in public.

Will you please take that stuff off?

You know, I told you I don't like it

when you wear that over here.

You're 30 years old.

Would you just talk?

Cut the act. I'm your mother.

Well, clowns talk.

I mean, think of Bozo or Krusty the clown, huh?

Ugh.

Uh...

"There's a long history

of silent clowns dating back

to 19th century traveling shows in Europe."

Is this the 1800s?

Oh, come on.

We can pass out candy together.

You brought it right?

I swear.

Once a loser, always a loser,

just like your dad.

That gun looks a little small to shoot out a banner

that says I'm pathetic on it.

I am going to be somebody.

Trick or treat.

Oxycodone?

Hmm?

Watch where you're going, bozo.

Police department.

Okay.

Yeah.

And how long have you been in contact with him?

Okay.

And when was the last time you heard from your son?

Steven Friend, 743 Evergreen Terrace.

And your name?

Okay, we will do a well check and we'll call you back.

Yes.

Yes, ma'am.

We are doing a well check?

Send a patrol officer.

I know you're on your computer,

but I mean, can you say that you're not bored?

Touche.

So, what do you say?

It's your call. It's up to you.

- Let's go. - Yes.

Jen, you made it.

Come on in.

Hey everybody, this is Jen from my work.

Our work, our horrible work.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is Jenn-O the Clown.

I think you know Emma from our mutual workplace of misery.

Jenn-O doesn't talk, does she?

Hmm.

Well this ought to be fun.

I mean it.

You do you, Jen.

I mean, Jenn-O.

Come on.

This is it.

Steve Friend and Jennifer Sullivan, married in five years.

Good for them.

I freaking hate clowns.

Oh, you wimp.

The unflappable Lauren Marshall

isn't afraid of anything?

Nope.

Horses?

You shut up about horses.

Okay.

I am not playing with you.

Uh huh.

This is the police.

Steve or Jennifer, are you inside?

If there is a horse head in there,

I'm gonna kick your ass.

I will go full Sonny Corleone.

Jake, where's a trash can?

I'm gonna kick your with a trash can.

Okay, game face, you.

I'll check around back.

You stay here.

Police.

Mr. Sullivan.

Barnes, come around back.

Mr. Friend is dead.

So, you really don't talk at all?

Really?

Like I bet I could do something to make you talk.

You have the blackest eyes I've ever seen.

They're gorgeous.

I love her hair.

Look at that.

It's such a beautiful shade.

It's so soft.

♪ You probably want a type of guy ♪

♪ You probably wanna see him

Oh, okay.

Cheers.

♪ You better come again

♪ A lot of people changed on me ♪

♪ I took that on the chin ♪ They said I'd never change ♪

♪ Now you want me till the end

Still no word on the Mrs?

Yeah, I just keep getting the same stupid voicemail.

You have reached

Jenn-O the Clown's answering service.

Have an APB out on her car.

Just see if she's got any family in town.

Already on it.

Hey, can't reach her mom,

but she's got a sister, Brittany Evans.

She's not with her sister though?

No.

And her sister doesn't know where she is?

Nope.

Call her back.

Tell her to meet me at their mom's house.

All right.

Where is Ryan and Jen?

Oh.

I think so.

Okay, okay.

♪ Am I good enough

♪ For you

♪ Am I good enough

♪ For you

♪ Am I

♪ For you

♪ Am I

♪ For you

Your sister's car is there?

No, no, do not go inside.

I'm almost there.

Do you have a key?

Yeah.

Can I have it please?

Why? I'm not going inside?

No.

Why?

Because your brother-in-law is dead

and we may have a crime scene here.

What, Steve?

Key, please.

You wait over by your car, Mrs. Evans.

Mrs. Sullivan?

Barnes? - Yeah.

The forensic unit almost done over there?

Yeah.

Yeah, have them get over here

to the elder Sullivan's house.

She's been murdered also.

All right, I'll send them.

We got a report of a hit

and run over on Connister, one fatality.

Goddammit.

We're being stretched thin.

Call Sam with Douglas County.

Tell them, tell them we need help.

- Where do you want me? - Her clown car is here.

It's got blood on the front.

You go to the hit and run.

Got it.

Shit.

Mrs. Evans, your mother is gone.

What was your sister's relationship with your mother like?

Strained.

And with her husband?

She hated that pig.

Wait, you think she did this?

Victims almost always know they're-

Jen is a lot of things. She is not a killer.

She would never do this.

Well, regardless, we need to find her as soon as possible.

If she didn't do this, she could be in danger.

Right?

Right.

She's a homebody.

About the only place she ever goes is Penguin Park

to do her clowning.

Penguin Park?

Have they been up there fucking for an hour?

Up there?

Hmm?

Yeah.

Hold on.

♪ Favorite song playing on the radio ♪

Hey, fuck buddies.

You know it's rude to keep fucking all night,

ignoring everyone.

Hello?

All right.

If you're not coming out, I'm coming in,

so get ready for a three-way, you sexy motherfuckers.

Two of you, huh?

Excuse me, can I help you?

"I am Jenn-O the Clown."

That's great.

You see there's a line, right?

Sorry folks, just one second.

"How long does it take?"

Should take you about a half an hour

to get through the whole thing.

Do you have a ticket?

Well, a private tour is gonna cost extra.

Do you have any money for a ticket?

Yeah.

No, that's not gonna work.

You need real money.

Oh, no, I'm sorry. I can't do that.

It's time for you to go now.

Thank you.

Okay, folks. QR code's out, phones up.

Are you serious?

All right, folks.

We're having a maintenance issue.

Give us five, 10 minutes.

Come on in, girly, come on up.

If it takes any longer...

All agents, please respond

to 8736 North Charlotte for potential homicide.

Fuck.

Barnes.

You want me to meet you there?

No, you know what?

Let's just set this one out.

Yes!

Oh.

Folks, our maintenance issue's actually gonna take

about 30 minutes.

We'll get back to you very, very soon.

We appreciate your patience.

Have your phones out and ready.

We'll let you know, all right?

Hey, what about that clown that just went in?

Yeah.

She works here.

She's actually our maintenance lady.

As soon as we hear from her, I'll let you know.

All right?

Girl who found the body is puking her guts out.

The others?

It's her.

Wearing a clown costume.

We found it under the bed.

She and the decedent were coworkers apparently.

You talk to the others here?

See if they know she might've went?

They didn't see her leave.

Stoners.

Thank you.

They don't know where she went.

We need to find her. She's not gonna stop.

- We're missing something. - Of course.

Why are we just standing here?

Let's get out and find her.

She might be on foot for all we fucking know.

Huh?

Nothing like looking for a clown on Halloween.

Get the hell out of the way, hammerhead.

Jesus.

Hammerhead?

What?

I just watched "Dirty Harry."

Oh, you're stupid.

Is that why you put in for a model 29?

Okay, it's not like we actually use our guns.

That thing will be more useful

from an intimidation standpoint.

Oh, my, that's a big one.

Whatever.

It's not like you carry an M9.

Hey, do not say that piece of shit's name.

Okay.

"Lethal Weapon."

You know, that was my dad's gun.

And "Die Hard."

Let's try the house again. Patrol cops can roam the streets.

Got it.

God, what are you doing? Are you okay?

Ow.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why would you do that?

What?

Well, she's gotta be far enough along.

One second, folks.

He can't even get in.

Be right there.

Come on.

- Bingo. - What?

Got a costume picture of her?

She's got a dozen costumes, dingus.

Hey, hey, hey. What about, what about this?

What about it?

You think she could be there?

She could be anywhere.

Well, I'm done here.

Wanna go check it out?

Sure.

And you guys are supposed

to be the best one in town?

Sorry, folks. We're having a A bit of an issue.

Yeah. No shit.

Don't fuck with me.

What is it, my dear?

You are sad.

Afraid that it's so easy to tell.

I can help you.

How, my child?

Yes, this is Chris over at the Haunted Cinema.

Well, I'm not sure if it's an emergency or not,

but this crazy woman, she was dressed as a clown,

but she paid extra for...

Guys.

Oh.

Dispatch to 4152.

We're here.

- Just got a call from- - Haunted Cinema?

10-4.

Potential female suspect,

dressed as a clown, requested a private tour

then barricaded herself inside.

Send all available units. We're already on our way.

- Address is 43- - We know where it is.

Floor it. Go, go, go, go.

Oh shit.

Well, it's about goddamn time.

Is this the only way in?

There's a back door,

but you're not getting in that way.

It's exit only.

Let's go break through.

Excuse me?

Hey, those doors are expensive.

Come on. - I'll reimburse you.

How am I supposed to lock up tonight?

What was she wearing?

I don't know.

She looked like, like a punk rock clown.

And this back door, she can get out from the inside.

Yes, of course.

She could have already left then.

No, I don't think so.

I get an alert on my phone anytime that back door opens.

She's still in there.

I'm gonna go run back.

I'm telling you, you're not gonna find your way back.

Can you please go stand over there somewhere, please.

Thank you so much.

If I can't find a way in, you flush her out.

I'll take care of her.

Pleasure.

We got her.

Hey, police, open up!

Jen, you have no way out.

Give up, it's over.

Drop the gun,

Jen, you don't have to do this.

Lower your weapons.

You're not getting away.

I'm a good shot. I could hit you in the eye from here.

Just take the shot.

We know who you are, Jennifer Sullivan.

That's my mom's name!

No!

No makeup.

You can talk.

What's your name?

I'm Detective Marshall.

How's your partner?

Oh, good.

So is your mother, your husband,

your coworker, that old man you ran over,

and eight haunted house employees.

Only eight?

The guy playing the mummy is still alive.

He's got third degree burns over 95% of his body

and he wishes he were dead.

No, his penis burned to a crisp, fell off.

You should probably ask 'em what pronouns

they wanna go by.

Fuck you.

It's okay.

13's a good number.

Yeah, networks are already requesting interviews from you.

It's disgusting.

It's glorious.

I'm finally famous.

Do you know what?

I thought that I would go on a few interviews of my own,

maybe take your sister.

We could tell the whole world what a big loser you are.

How you, how'd she phrase it?

Pissed away all your potential.

It's boring, average.

Jennifer Sullivan,

just like your mother.

Nice try.

And it's Jennifer Renee Sullivan now.

Wouldn't wanna confuse me

with all the other Jennifer Sullivans

in the world now, would we?

The boring ones.

You know I missed your subclavian artery by half an inch,

so I delayed the paramedics

because I wanted to watch you bleed out.

You, you are one stubborn prick.

You're grittier than you look.

You'll get put down for this.

Death always went with the territory,

and death can't kill fame.

Lethal injection.

It's too humane for someone like you.

Lethal injection.

That's for chumps.

It's gotta be Old Sparky.

I'll be there.

We'll see.

♪ Do your job

♪ When you leave

♪ Turning away

♪ This time

♪ The line that runs away from here ♪

♪ Another one left behind

♪ These doors are wrong

♪ I can't tell

♪ That magic charm of yours

♪ I lay the memory

♪ Better than shadows

♪ That life, the long spite

♪ The other girl

♪ Everyone

♪ Is it worth this long

♪ Tomorrow

♪ And it never ends

♪ Ah