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那邊
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小祥，會不會跟上次一樣麻煩？
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你放心好了
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今天晚上設備齊全
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連手套都有了
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咱們倆的指紋都不會留下的
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那邊看看去
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有人來了
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站住
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朋友，我們是窮光蛋
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豈有此理
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把巡警當毛賊啊
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站著別動
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原來是警官大哥
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差點嚇我們倆一跳
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老實點，這麼晚了
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你們倆鬼鬼祟崇在幹甚麼呢
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我們是…
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我們是貼海報的…
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是
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這麼晚貼海報？
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警察大哥你不相信
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我貼給你看
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掃把
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漿糊
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來，貼海報
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行了
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警察大哥你看多快啊
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我們的技術是多麼多麼的熟練
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你們倆別亂蓋
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這哪兒像海報
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現在同業競爭得厲害
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廣告就要出新花樣才行啊
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對…要新花樣
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早點收工
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現在治安不比從前了
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慢點走，再見
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幹完這票我們就收工了
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囉嗦甚麼，快走啊
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那邊
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沒有啊
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沒有
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那邊…
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哎，到底有沒有？
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沒有
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那你還不快點下來
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現在怎麼辦？
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走了
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我看今天晚上我們又泡湯了
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真倒霉
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那你還有沒有其他的計劃？
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有
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甚麼計劃？
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收工
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不會再泡湯了
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開工
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沒有人
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沒有人哪
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有東西
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你怎麼了你？
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你搞甚麼鬼啊？
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意外，沒關係
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用B計劃
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準備好沒有？
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好了
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快上
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上
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糟糕，快點躲起來
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是冤家
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不是冤家不聚頭
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我進來了
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你真是色膽包天
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俗語說得好，朋友妻不可欺
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朋友不在盡力而為
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那麼你盡了甚麼力了？
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魅力
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算了吧
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我丈夫挺有氣派的
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我也有氣派
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我丈夫的頭髮很漂亮
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我年輕的時候也有頭髮
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我丈夫的功夫很不得了
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我的功夫也很棒
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我丈夫是送報紙的
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我也是送報紙的
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原來你們是同行啊
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來嘛
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幹甚麼？
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你真壞，不理你了
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你怕甚麼？
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我跟你丈夫是好朋友
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去你的
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來嘛
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不要
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你沒事吧？
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沒事
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怎麼那麼不小心啊？
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我有樣東西送給你
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真的？
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是
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你們真是色膽包天
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你不必解釋了
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你們做的事情你們自己知道
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你們的事情我全都知道
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不但你知道我知道
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他也知道
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你知不知道？
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我知道
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你們兩個…
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你們倆到底是誰我都不知道
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怎麼她不是你老婆嗎？
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不大像
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哎呀，不好意思…
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誤會…
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不好意思
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對不起…弄錯了…啊呀
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真是…不好意思
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對不起…
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誤會…
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完全誤會
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完全是一場誤會
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他走慣窗戶了
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對不起
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再見
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拜拜…
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對不起，再見
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一刻值千金
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我們倆剛才破壞氣氛
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是一刻千金，千金一刻
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你們繼續幹下去
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不要停下來
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賊啊，有賊呀…
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驃叔，恭喜你了
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又恢復自由了
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在裡面困得太悶
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出來換換空氣
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有空回來坐坐
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別客氣
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這叫肉包子打狗有去無回
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驃叔
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您出來了，太好了
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讓我給你作個法
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洗一洗，錢門開
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洗兩洗發大財
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最後洗一洗
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壞的不要好的全都來
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誰教你的？多話
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心肝寶貝呢？
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在那邊
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My darling, Carol
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你看這匹馬
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我養得有多好
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一點汗都沒有
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老不出汗會得乾皮病的
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驃叔，你這個心肝寶貝啊
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愛生病
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脾氣又不好
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有了男朋友就不會亂發脾氣了
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有道理
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驃叔，我們去喝茶吧
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好
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跟我來
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行了
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快走吧
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好…等等我
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驃叔，這裡的雞炖魚翅真好吃
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比裡面的甚麼青菜豆腐湯好吃多了
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不信你就比一比
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這頓飯就算我們倆請客
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您可別客氣，隨便點菜
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夥計…
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幹甚麼呀你？
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看不見呀，你眼睛瞎了？
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對不起，小姐
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我不是瞎子，我是斜眼
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下次小心點
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對不起…
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他媽的，又幹了一票
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別走，站在那兒
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我為甚麼越叫你你越走？
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你怕大哥我沒有錢付賬啊
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你不相信大哥我有錢啊
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大哥我有錢你不相信哪
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你不知道大哥我有錢啊
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我還沒有付賬
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你怎麼知道大哥我沒有錢？
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罵得好，罵得妙，罵得呱呱叫
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你看人家西裝筆挺的
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怎麼會賴賬啊？
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這還用得著說
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老兄，我…
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我…甚麼？
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幸虧他一表斯文
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換了我有你好看的
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老兄，千萬別衝動
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我們斯文人凡事都要講理
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是…
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真看不出來
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你倒是一個好人
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俗語說茶逢知己千杯少
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來，我請你喝杯茶
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謝謝
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改天，改天好了
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改天有的是機會
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再見了
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改天我一定請你
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再見
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剛才那人蠻有意思的
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驃叔呢？
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出去了，就回來
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先喝杯茶
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幹甚麼？
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瞎子吃餃子心裡有數
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神經病
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不知道你說甚麼
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這是甚麼？
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這是餃子
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拿來，我替你還給人家
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小子就是小子
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一得手你就得意忘形了
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看你那樣子
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是不是想坐牢坐到老啊？
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趁年輕快改行
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甚麼不做你做這行
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損人利己，卑賤下流，知不知道？
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有沒有想過娶妻生子？
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有啊
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我勸你還是不必了
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只有拖累下一代
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你還年輕，有氣有力的
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哪行不做做這行
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想娶老婆就得改過自新
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回頭是岸
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知不知道？
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知道
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以後要抬起頭來做人
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知道了
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走吧
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知道了
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抬起頭做人…
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驃叔，喝茶
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這個錢包是我的
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怎麼會在這兒？
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奇怪了
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讓人偷了
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誰敢在老虎嘴邊拔毛？
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好大膽子，我…
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幸虧驃叔出馬
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驃叔
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真丟人
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隊長…
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抬起頭來做人
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隊長
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小杜
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趕著去投胎啊
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隊長
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這錢是不是你掉的？
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今天幹了幾票？
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沒有
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沒有？
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真的沒有？
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搜身
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不用了吧
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囉嗦
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我自己來…
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真的沒有啊
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啊，錢包
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回來
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隊長…
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還想走
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我的錢包讓人偷了
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我要找回我的錢包
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你的錢包讓人偷了
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這叫一山還比一山高
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我帶你去逮老虎去
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老虎？
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真的假的？
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當然是真的
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小貓，走吧
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驃叔
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這兒的雞炖魚翅不錯吧
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我不會騙你的
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隊長，裡面那個年紀大的
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就是這行的老前輩
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您看清楚了
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有問題可與我無關
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我走了
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隊長…
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你還想跑
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你們倆幹甚麼？
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隊長…
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這傢伙今天走不了了
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他是…
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他就是我們要找的那個
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那就是…
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就是我們整天要找的那個傢伙
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別廢話了，帶回去
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先走了，隊長
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走啊
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隊長，你手下的工作效率真是高
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隊長，你吃點甚麼？
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老樣子
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好
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我錢包呢？
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隊長
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別囉嗦
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是…
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他媽的
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讓開…
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放開我
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對不起，不好意思
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慢慢走
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驃叔，現在去哪裡？
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去天倫之樂
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天倫…之樂
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你們兩個孤兒當然沒有了
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驃叔有福氣
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跟我來
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不知道他要幹甚麼
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驃叔
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青春玉女在哪兒？
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在那兒
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老太太，歡迎你再來
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慢慢走
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喂，人家不理你
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小姐，你為甚麼不看我一下？
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我來自我介紹
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我姓李，名查
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英文叫做RICHARD
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我是特地來登門拜訪的
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你是不是要買豆腐？
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買
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但要看你的豆腐究竟嫩不嫩呢？
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那麼你要買多少呢？
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讓我先試試成不成？
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你想幹嗎？
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擱在我的手上就行了
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這豆腐又香又嫩
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真是愛不釋手
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今天晚上光豆腐就吃飽了
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先生，你還沒給錢呢
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Sorry
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錢就在我的口袋裡
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你自己掏…
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怎麼不拿呢？
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掏啊
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拿呀
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你不拿，我走了
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幹甚麼？
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哼，和尚化緣
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吃東西不用給錢哪
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不是
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我給她她不要
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是啊
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真大方
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是啊
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不用給是吧？
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不用給
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不拿是吧？
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不拿
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我拿
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拿到沒有？
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好在沒事
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吃…我叫你吃
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你幹甚麼你？
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這回可真吃豆腐了
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算了…你也教訓過他了
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算了？
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這樣就算了
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00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,640
你太不給我面子了
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00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,280
廢話，還錢哪
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還個屁
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那就算了
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00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,880
你這臭婊子
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你等著瞧
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00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,800
你別走啊
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00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,040
大哥，我們走不走啊？
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00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,280
我們當然走啦
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小心點
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小太保
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00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,480
你要再不走非打死你不可
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00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,000
這種男人一定要打才行
383
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,520
姐姐，下次有人欺侮你
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00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,800
你要早點告訴我
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00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,040
阿雲，阿吉
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00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,720
怎麼？你們兩個幹嘛生氣
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00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,400
威哥，買的小籠包呢？
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00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,600
啊呀，今天忘了帶錢了
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00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,440
就是說沒買囉
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00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,120
明天多買點來好不好？
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00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:34,840
對了
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00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,480
威哥明天一定會記得買的
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00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,280
後天都沒關係
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00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,240
威哥，今天怎麼那麼晚？
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00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,240
剛剛有點公事要辦
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00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,320
所以來晚了
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00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,840
阿雲，等一會兒我們
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00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,200
對不起…讓一讓
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00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,440
阿雲，等一會我
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00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,400
對不起借光
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00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,760
小姐啊
402
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,960
你讓我跟姐姐說幾句話行不行？
403
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,600
行，給你一次機會
404
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680
不過…
405
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,760
不過甚麼？
406
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,720
幫忙提兩桶黃豆到裡面去
407
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,960
甚麼？
408
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,880
我堂堂一個大隊長幫你提黃豆
409
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,960
到底提不提？
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00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:13,760
不提
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00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,520
威哥
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00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,400
阿雲，甚麼事？
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00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,600
你就聽她的話，將就她一次吧
414
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,320
下不為例
415
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,760
這還差不多
416
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,080
就在那兒，快點
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00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760
就是這個臭婊子
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00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,880
就是她
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00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:36,720
來這麼多人
420
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,240
是不是想嚇唬你姐姐
421
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,920
哎喲，揍她…
422
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,640
你要幹甚麼？
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00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,600
不要管我
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00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,440
別打了
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00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,520
快點放開我
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00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,880
不好了
427
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,800
阿雲
428
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,000
威哥，他們…
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00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,840
放開我
430
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,880
臭婊子還那麼嘴硬
431
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,560
讓我先揍你幾巴掌
432
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,840
隊長
433
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,280
甚麼事？
434
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,080
這個小太妹不教訓教訓她不行
435
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,080
放了她
436
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,080
放了她？
437
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:18,920
給我面子
438
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:19,920
面也沒有
439
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,040
你看看我的鼻子
440
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,080
不能放
441
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640
我的面子都不給？
442
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,440
不給
443
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,080
我的鼻子又塌了
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00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:29,920
揍他
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00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,280
我自己來
446
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,280
自己來
447
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,760
打我？
448
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,560
你…
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00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,240
跟我回去
450
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,120
你敢鎖大爺我？
451
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:52,920
鎖你怎麼樣？
452
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,640
你知道會有甚麼後果？
453
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,200
知道
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00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,200
甚麼？…
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00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,680
走
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00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,760
威哥，等一等
457
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
威哥…
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00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,600
行了，知道了
459
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,600
威哥，明天多買點小籠包
460
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,160
跟著跳…
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00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,200
對不起，讓讓
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00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,560
隊長
463
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,040
站住…
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00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,480
還走，不要走
465
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,200
再走我開槍打死你們
466
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,200
剛才叫你們別走
467
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,200
為甚麼還走？
468
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:05,920
你說那麼多種話
469
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,440
不知道是真還是假
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00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:07,920
是啊
471
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,400
你們看清楚
472
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,840
啊，隊長
473
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,680
知道了
474
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,520
現在我告你們兩條罪
475
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,680
第一條擾亂公共治安
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00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,160
第二條懷疑偷取他人財物
477
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,360
現在我要扣你
478
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,360
啊，扣我
479
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
你知不知道
480
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,480
國際天皇巨星光頭神探麥加
481
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,120
都是我的弟兄
482
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,080
麥加？他是？
483
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,440
他是我的難兄難弟
484
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,720
當年我們出生入死
485
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,040
我救過他的命
486
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,880
沒錯
487
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,760
他這麼出名
488
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,440
你沒有見過也應該聽說過
489
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,800
還有
490
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,960
名聞東南亞的私家神探MR林子祥
491
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,200
都是我的表弟
492
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,480
跟他在一塊兒的超齡處男泰迪羅賓
493
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,880
以前也在我那兒辦事
494
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,120
那麼你是…
495
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,040
你聽著
496
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,120
我是中國駐日本領事
497
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,600
廣島太郎徐克的FRIEND
498
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,640
FRIEND就是好朋友
499
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,120
看起來我是認錯人了
500
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,520
那還用說嘛
501
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,000
以我的名譽地位聲譽
502
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,560
怎麼能做這種犯法的事
503
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,200
是不是，隊長？
504
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,680
對不起，不好意思
505
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,080
驃叔，既然是誤會也就算了
506
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,760
對，大人不記小人過
507
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,640
好
508
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,120
我們就饒你一次
509
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,360
走
510
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,840
站住
511
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,120
真對不起
512
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,320
麻煩你在神探面前說說好話
513
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,800
我叫鐵力威
514
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,320
這個看著辦了
515
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,280
不過你要記住
516
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,840
以後叫人站住不能太大聲
517
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,600
對，下次不會喊了
518
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,520
拜託…
519
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,160
買了…五彩面人
520
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,520
看看這個
521
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,000
你們倆在這兒等我
522
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,520
我買點東西回家
523
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,600
別走開
524
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,480
這個多少錢？
525
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:58,800
這兩毛錢一個
526
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,280
那麼貴
527
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,320
這還貴啊
528
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,120
這個呢，這個多少錢？
529
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,960
這個一毛五
530
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,920
一毛五，不要了
531
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,640
咱們就在這兒等也沒有甚麼用
532
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,760
先到驃叔家裡去看看好不好？
533
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,200
奶奶，我肚子餓
534
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:12,840
我帶你去買包子
535
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920
在哪兒呢？
536
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,080
錦春街四十八號
537
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,520
小奇…找到了…
538
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,240
在那兒呢，你看
539
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,920
在這兒，真在這兒
540
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,640
是啊
541
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:32,720
我先進去
542
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,120
看看他女兒甚麼德性
543
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,160
你進去
544
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:36,880
那怕甚麼？
545
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,240
要是我沒猜錯
546
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,720
他的女兒不是長脖子就是扁屁股
547
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,400
要不就是田雞腿蛤蟆手
548
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,960
說不定是金魚眼睛獅子口呢
549
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,920
別那麼缺德好不好？
550
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,200
信不信由你
551
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,440
躲開…
552
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,680
我去探探行情
553
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,400
請
554
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,200
小奇…這個女孩子她的身材
555
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,840
這些鄉下人粗手粗腳
556
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,320
穿鞋不穿襪子的
557
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,240
是啊
558
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,000
穿衣裳不扣鈕子的
559
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,760
是啊，穿衣服是沒有扣鈕子
560
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,600
還有坐下來擘開兩隻腳
561
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:19,920
是啊，是擘開兩隻腳
562
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,840
站起來捲高了褲腳
563
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,440
走起路來是鵝頭鴨腳
564
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,280
做起事來是礙手礙腳
565
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,080
這種女人
566
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,080
送給你你都不能要
567
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,920
一沾上手
568
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,200
你想甩都甩不掉啊
569
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:39,800
真麻煩啊
570
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,920
就是
571
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,080
怎麼樣，你沒事吧？
572
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:46,760
好厲害
573
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,520
沒事
574
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,720
你們這兩個小混蛋
575
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,720
吃飽了飯沒事做惹你姑奶奶
576
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,120
啊呀，小不點兒
577
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,440
你打人家還惡人先告狀
578
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,200
你想怎麼樣？
579
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,440
是不是還想打架？
580
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,880
小不點兒，你敢打我
581
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:00,640
小吉，幹甚麼？
582
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,040
甚麼事啊？
583
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,080
這兩個混蛋沒事找碴
584
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,880
奇跡出現
585
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,160
算了…別理他們
586
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,080
進來做事
587
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:08,800
來呀
588
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,200
小不點兒
589
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,040
要不是這位大姐你早完了
590
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,160
你們還說
591
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,240
小吉
592
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,280
這個豆腐還要賣的
593
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,320
打死你
594
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,680
好了，別扔了
595
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,320
打死你們…
596
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,400
好了
597
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,840
這兩個混蛋跑到哪兒去了？
598
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,320
美人
599
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,640
你們兩個搞什麼鬼？
600
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,640
爸爸…
601
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,480
爸爸？
602
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,920
再扔啊
603
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,040
驃叔
604
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,880
爸爸先喝杯熱茶
605
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,080
我辛辛苦苦的回來一趟
606
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,520
無非是想看看你們
607
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,240
沒想到你們這樣對我
608
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,160
爸爸，小吉不是故意的
609
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,240
我是故意的
610
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,080
小吉，你不能這樣對爸爸
611
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,560
怎麼不能啊？
612
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,640
你雖然是我爸爸
613
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,760
你有沒有盡過做爸爸的責任
614
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,200
人家的爸爸讓人唸書
615
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,520
你有嗎？
616
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,360
人家的爸爸疼孩子教孩子
617
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,280
你有嗎？
618
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,240
一聲不響
619
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,800
一去就去了兩、三年
620
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,720
從來就沒有想著家
621
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,120
剩下我們姐妹倆
622
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,240
天天在家裡磨豆腐
623
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,880
做豆腐，切豆腐，賣豆腐
624
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,000
還要讓人吃豆腐
625
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,880
妹妹
626
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,480
一日三餐沒有一餐不是豆腐
627
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,760
你呀
628
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,320
你這樣就算是當爸爸了
629
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,760
媽媽死了，她也死不瞑目
630
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,480
你安心嗎？
631
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,280
這可真是...
632
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,880
豆腐的故事
633
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,440
真是一字一淚
634
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,320
感人肺腑
635
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,000
使聞者傷心
636
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,520
聽者流淚
637
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,520
不要吵
638
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,480
罵得對
639
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,480
我沒有養妻活兒，是我的不好
640
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,400
我沒有讓你們兩個唸書是我的錯
641
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,480
我沒有盡到做父親的責任
642
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,760
不關心愛護你們
643
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,440
這都是我一手造成的
644
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,160
我不對，我沒用，我不好呀
645
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,240
我不應該去南洋
646
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,680
去做那份苦工
647
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,400
讓你們倆天天吃豆腐
648
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,360
現在…我怨誰呢？
649
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,480
女兒不以我為父
650
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,200
你們說我在這兒還有甚麼意思
651
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,960
你別開玩笑啊
652
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,720
你們倆別留我，我走
653
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,040
驃叔
654
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,920
我走啦
655
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,000
那我們怎麼辦？
656
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,360
我說過不要攔著我啦
657
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,520
你們知道我的心軟耳朵軟
658
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,920
一留我就走不成了
659
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,880
我走了
660
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:08,920
這次走了
661
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,440
不知道甚麼時候再回來了
662
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760
我真的走了
663
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,200
我走了
664
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,680
爸爸…
665
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,680
我沒走
666
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,760
有點東西忘了拿了
667
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,000
爸爸，是我太過份了
668
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,200
您別走
669
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,960
走，上哪兒去？
670
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,120
好了…
671
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,960
現在一家大小大團圓
672
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,160
大家歡歡喜喜吃頓飯
673
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,720
吃完了飯早點睡覺
674
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,480
是啊！現在我們大家都是自己人了
675
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,320
大家別客氣
676
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,200
爸爸
677
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,320
你們倆小子團甚麼圓呢？
678
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,160
驃叔
679
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,040
叔甚麼叔？
680
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,760
我現在是管吃不管住
681
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,480
你們兩個在這兒
682
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,960
我還能睡得著覺嗎
683
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:08,720
那我們…
684
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,720
吃完了飯回旅館睡覺去
685
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,000
回旅館睡覺
686
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,400
你們倆這麼早來這兒幹甚麼？
687
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,840
我們…
688
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,200
進來說吧
689
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,640
驃叔早
690
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,440
早…
691
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,560
我們不舒服
692
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
落枕啊
693
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,880
不…
694
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,320
是正經病啊
695
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:35,880
是啊
696
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,960
有病？
697
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,400
脈搏正常
698
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,360
沒甚麼病啊
699
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,960
我是荷包肝硬化
700
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,520
你也有病啊？
701
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,120
我是急性發錢寒
702
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,160
這些病誰都有
703
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,080
死不了的
704
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,200
茶樓泡壺茶等我
705
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,320
好，泡壺茶等您
706
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,240
走
707
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,080
驃叔，沒位子
708
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,560
沒位子
709
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,560
有位子
710
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,360
監牢有位子
711
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,520
準備好了在等著你們
712
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,400
正是山不轉路轉
713
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,240
可算得上是有緣
714
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,160
你別裝蒜了
715
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,600
我已經查明白了
716
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,880
你說的那些大人物
717
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,440
原來全都是做戲的
718
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,960
千萬別太認真哪
719
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,720
做人就是做戲嘛
720
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,960
是啊，隊長
721
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,520
人生如舞台
722
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,680
戲劇人生嘛
723
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,640
說得對
724
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,360
你們三個就跟我回監牢
725
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,240
表演鐵窗紅淚吧
726
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,520
要我動手還是你們自個兒來？
727
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,400
驃叔啊，慘了
728
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,400
自己拿吧
729
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,560
威哥
730
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,160
帶那麼多手銬幹嗎？
731
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,960
捉賊用的
732
00:34:59,040 --> 00:34:59,720
捉賊
733
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,040
爸爸，我們這兒有賊嗎？
734
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,400
怎麼？他是你的爸爸
735
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,160
爸爸難道還有假的嗎？
736
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,960
威哥，有多少個賊啊？
737
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:12,720
三個
738
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,280
三個？那麼多
739
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:15,920
在哪兒？
740
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,000
在哪兒？
741
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,920
我把他們放了
742
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,720
真的假的，放了他們
743
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,720
我看見他們很可憐
744
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,520
所以讓他們改過自新
745
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,560
夠意思
746
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,840
真是眼觀六路，耳聽八方
747
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,960
真棒
748
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,440
有兩下子
749
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,600
識英雄重英雄
750
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,360
老伯，心裡明白
751
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,480
當然了
752
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,600
太極拳裡面的順手牽羊嘛
753
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,640
不再用了
754
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:42,400
報告
755
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,520
隊長，局長有要緊的事情
756
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,640
請你馬上回去
757
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:47,800
老伯
758
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:48,800
好了…
759
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,560
我們自己會照顧自己
760
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,600
你放心去好了
761
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,400
沒問題
762
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,680
對啊，你有公事你先去辦
763
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,000
改天再來跟我爸爸聊天好了
764
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:58,680
走
765
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,400
是
766
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,320
驃叔，我們這個…
767
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,600
現在沒病了
768
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,600
有
769
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,680
拿衣服去
770
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:10,880
拿衣服去
771
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,600
我
772
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,720
驃叔，您先請…
773
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:16,520
局長
774
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,320
那麼急叫我回來有甚麼吩咐？
775
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,720
最近我們這幾個縣市
776
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,560
都發現有人販毒
777
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,920
根據上頭的資料
778
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,240
販毒總機關很可能就在本縣
779
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,280
本縣
780
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,160
不錯
781
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,880
你們幾個先出去
782
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,720
是
783
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,520
這是上頭發下來的資料
784
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,400
你拿去看看
785
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,080
販毒組織跟風月會有關
786
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,280
就是和風月會有關
787
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,360
你馬上去調查
788
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,680
可是風月會的李會長是您的表弟
789
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,200
只要證據確實
790
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,920
不管甚麼親戚，依法照辦
791
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,720
是，局長
792
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,800
老闆…
793
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,360
打得不錯
794
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,840
謝謝老闆誇獎
795
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,320
怎麼樣？
796
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,840
有沒有興趣跟我玩玩？
797
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,600
你先來吧
798
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,400
夫人
799
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,240
你們先下去休息一會兒
800
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:22,960
是
801
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,320
怎麼那麼晚才來？
802
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,520
我要是不來你就不會想著我了吧
803
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,040
心肝，我怎麼會不想你呢？
804
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,880
自古有孫子兵法
805
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,960
所謂三十六計
806
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,920
有計中計，計上計
807
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,440
但是算來算去都不離一計
808
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,120
甚麼計？
809
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,320
攻心計
810
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,040
攻心計？
811
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,040
不錯
812
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,400
所謂人人同此心
813
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,520
心心同此理
814
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,840
簡單地說就是猜心理
815
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:05,920
驃叔
816
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,440
要下手才能夠針對心理
817
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,720
要是給人家逮住了
818
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800
講甚麼心理也沒有用
819
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,480
有
820
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,480
我就充滿了心理準備，是嗎？
821
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,200
你甚麼準備？
822
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,680
別讓人家打
823
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,280
我還沒準備好呢
824
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,520
是你先打我
825
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,680
不要吵
826
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,640
豈有此理
827
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,560
幹我們這行的
828
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,920
除了身手敏捷還要用腦筋
829
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,560
用腦
830
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,680
記住那口訣
831
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,680
眼觀四路周圍看
832
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,040
當機立斷解危難
833
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,720
驃叔，我明白了
834
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,600
他明白
835
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:43,880
朋友
836
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,640
見過這麼大的八哥沒有
837
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,200
沒有吧
838
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,360
你看看牠
839
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,240
能打，能唱
840
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,040
要牠不飛都行
841
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,360
哎呀，飛走了
842
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,480
我的鳥飛走了
843
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,400
我的鳥沒有了
844
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,320
我的鳥
845
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,320
二指擒羊
846
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,440
我甚麼都學過
847
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:05,680
怎麼樣？
848
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,600
你別逼虎跳墻
849
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,880
不知自量
850
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,240
我看你還有甚麼花樣？
851
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,920
有，你看著，來了…
852
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,880
先生你放過我吧
853
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,800
我知道我不對，我該死
854
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,160
但是我又不想死
855
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,800
最多我自己打自己
856
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,760
我有手有腳的不該幹那行
857
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,160
今後我要自力更生自己吃自己
858
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,600
真使我感動
859
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,520
驃叔，你同情我啦
860
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,440
你神經病
861
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,160
你打我
862
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,080
不止我打你
863
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,360
連看戲的都要打你
864
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,080
笨蛋
865
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,800
驃叔…
866
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,040
我們都很笨
867
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,600
哪有你這麼聰明
868
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,800
那倒是
869
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,640
你們不要以為別人是傻子
870
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,600
驃叔，我們該怎麼辦呢？
871
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,120
是啊
872
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,400
從頭學起
873
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,720
從頭
874
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,720
我是個樑上君子
875
00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,400
大叔
876
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,440
幹甚麼？
877
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,760
最喜歡偷來偷去
878
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,800
不讓你知道我愛上你
879
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,720
對不起
880
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,720
最怕你發我脾氣
881
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,680
你從來不會看我一眼
882
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,280
神父，你好
883
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,160
我看在眼裡想得到你
884
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,760
在你身旁跑來跑去
885
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,720
我跑來跑去
886
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,160
希望擁抱著你
887
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,800
如今我的夢裡
888
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,720
你一句不說
889
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,080
我也不說一句
890
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,400
只要你覺得要跟你走在一起
891
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,560
我愛的一切在你手裡
892
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,680
最喜歡偷來偷去
893
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,840
我今天開始去偷到你
894
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,720
我在你身旁跑來跑去
895
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,640
借過，讓一讓
896
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,600
我跑來跑去希望擁抱著你
897
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,040
如今我的夢裡
898
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,320
你一句不說
899
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,480
我不說一句
900
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,920
只要每天這樣跟你走在一起
901
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,680
我愛的一切在你手裡
902
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,680
最喜歡偷來偷去
903
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,440
我今天開始去偷到你
904
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:49,880
我在你身旁跑來跑去…
905
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,200
看齣戲好不好？
906
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,000
甚麼戲啊？
907
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,120
月下追韓信
908
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,160
啊，一個跑一個追
909
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,280
別跑
910
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,920
我看你往哪兒跑…你還跑
911
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,280
好小子，你跑不了
912
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,920
你跑，我讓你跑
913
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:05,600
還跑
914
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:07,560
對不起
915
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,040
你跑
916
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,840
你跑不了了你
917
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,200
好小子，這會兒抓著了吧
918
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,000
我看你往哪兒跑？
919
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,920
你還跑
920
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,840
我已經抓住他，放手…
921
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,000
我抓住他了
922
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,840
這個一定是你的了
923
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,240
你帶著他好了
924
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
走啊
925
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,040
這位先生大哥大叔大爺
926
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:34,720
大人大量
927
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,600
你放過我們一次吧…
928
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,760
是我們不對
929
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:40,760
我們卑鄙
930
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,920
我們無恥
931
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,880
我們不應該做這種事情
932
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,360
我們有手有腳
933
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,520
為甚麼不快走？
934
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,520
讓讓…
935
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
不要讓了
936
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,960
我們走那邊
937
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,200
怎麼那麼巧
938
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,120
又碰到你們兩個
939
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,880
實在是巧
940
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,720
巧得很
941
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,760
他媽的，真是有緣
942
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,600
還有呢
943
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,560
幸虧沒下水
944
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,560
追
945
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,560
等等我
946
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,000
追
947
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,480
打我？還敢不敢打？
948
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,120
我跳…
949
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:32,000
我跳…
950
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,320
一、二、三
951
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,640
請
952
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,720
拜拜
953
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,680
偷錢包
954
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,160
你…偷…
955
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,720
你偷我錢包我還不打你
956
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,560
喂，誰偷錢包？
957
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,120
他偷我錢包…
958
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,080
朋友，你為甚麼偷錢包？
959
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,760
我像嗎？
960
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,480
是不大像，那一定是他了
961
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,840
你…
962
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,040
他賴你偷錢包
963
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:12,840
我偷錢包
964
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,640
我甚麼時候偷錢包？
965
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,680
你們說我甚麼時候偷錢包
966
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,320
我甚麼時候偷你的錢包了？
967
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,040
驃叔出事了
968
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,360
別廢話，趕快去幫忙
969
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,680
我甚麼時候偷你錢包了？
970
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,680
朋友…你說
971
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,320
他說我偷錢包
972
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:25,920
你看我像嗎？
973
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
不像
974
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,160
你為甚麼賴我偷錢包？
975
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,920
朋友，你到底有沒有偷人錢包？
976
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,920
我真的沒有偷錢包
977
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,400
不像啊
978
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,640
我証明你沒有偷
979
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,960
你們証明…
980
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,800
你們不能走…
981
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,240
走啊
982
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,080
走啊
983
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,000
起來
984
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,800
俺現在還像不像偷錢包的？
985
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,480
不像…
986
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,280
誤會…
987
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,280
請進，歡迎
988
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,520
請
989
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,760
先生，歡迎，請進
990
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,960
歡迎…
991
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,520
先生，請
992
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,200
歡迎…請進…
993
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,200
請
994
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,520
我現在才發現人生那麼美好
995
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,440
那是你見識少
996
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,160
我…
997
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:00,440
走
998
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,320
你們倆要記住不要貪便宜
999
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,880
千萬不要因小失大
1000
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,960
那當然
1001
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,000
不大也要把它弄大
1002
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,000
這個還是押大
1003
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,120
連開了六舖大
1004
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,560
驃叔，我到那邊去看看
1005
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,760
小姐
1006
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,120
你是不是上電視的那位陳秀美？
1007
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,760
我是林秀美
1008
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:16,800
漂亮的小姐
1009
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,000
我叫的陳秀美
1010
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,160
不應該有錯
1011
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,200
你媽的
1012
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,520
這麼沒公德心，真是
1013
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,680
你笑甚麼？
1014
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,840
你為甚麼要笑？
1015
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,120
你笑完了沒有？
1016
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,160
你有甚麼好笑？
1017
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,680
你還笑？
1018
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,000
笑是一種藝術
1019
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,200
要是跟你那麼泡妞
1020
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,480
真是笑死人了
1021
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,800
這麼說你泡妞是高手了？
1022
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,160
不敢當
1023
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,840
泡妞是無聲勝有聲
1024
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:16,800
記著
1025
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,280
微笑，中笑，大笑
1026
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,360
那就小妞任你要
1027
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,880
說得那麼簡單
1028
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,840
我說的你不信，是吧？
1029
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,360
那邊有個小妞
1030
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,440
很漂亮
1031
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,200
漂亮
1032
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:33,720
跟我學學吧
1033
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,400
怎麼樣？
1034
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,800
不要太心急
1035
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:43,840
一步一步來嘛
1036
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,280
保持微笑
1037
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:29,200
微笑，中笑…
1038
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:30,480
大笑
1039
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,520
我成功了
1040
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,160
發生甚麼事情…？
1041
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,160
喪事
1042
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:42,680
是誰啊？
1043
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,600
是你
1044
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,080
救命呀
1045
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,000
你這個小子，你把我害慘了
1046
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:47,600
拜拜
1047
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,720
二十一點通殺
1048
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,240
不玩了…走了…
1049
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,120
我又贏了…
1050
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,680
拿來…又贏了
1051
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,760
買大
1052
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,760
驃叔，坐…
1053
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,840
我那邊看看，待會再來
1054
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,920
他媽的
1055
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,880
你好像是從南洋回來的
1056
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:24,520
是呀
1057
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,680
聽說你那邊有個很大的橡膠園？
1058
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,080
沒有
1059
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:31,920
沒有？
1060
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,080
那你爸爸
1061
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,360
一定是當甚麼…總司令
1062
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:39,640
沒有
1063
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,840
那麼你兒子一定會印鈔票
1064
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,280
美鈔是你印的吧？
1065
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,240
印鈔票？沒有啊
1066
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,160
你甚麼都沒有
1067
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,560
你膽子怎麼那麼大？
1068
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,400
膽子大又怎麼樣？
1069
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,440
豈有此理
1070
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,400
凳子是我搬的
1071
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,880
甚麼事…？
1072
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,320
繼續玩…
1073
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,320
我這個位子讓給你吧
1074
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,080
這是個旺位，你坐
1075
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,160
我不旺啊
1076
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,080
輸還不容易
1077
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,200
大爺我有的是錢
1078
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,720
挑沙填海
1079
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,600
你留下點錢看醫生吧
1080
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,080
啊呀，錢不多就剩這麼點了
1081
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,840
下注吧
1082
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,240
兩位先生請下注吧
1083
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,960
還沒見過煙士呢？
1084
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,400
這兩張牌能不能分？
1085
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,080
不能分
1086
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,080
你這兩張不是一對不能分
1087
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,320
他這副就行
1088
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,280
我可以分啊？
1089
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,320
那我分開它
1090
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,680
二十點了，還分
1091
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:58,960
分得蠻好嘛
1092
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,240
這就叫小刀鋸大樹
1093
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,200
別神氣，我現在加注
1094
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:09,840
發牌
1095
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,560
都跟你說過了
1096
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,000
挑沙填海
1097
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,480
莊家十八點
1098
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,720
每個人都贏
1099
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,000
加注這位先生輸
1100
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,520
你還想不想賭錢了？
1101
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,880
賭錢就像繡花
1102
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,120
不用那麼太心急的
1103
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,200
好像你那麼賭
1104
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,600
輸死也沒有人可憐你
1105
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,640
去你的吧
1106
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,040
老兄別說那麼多了
1107
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,160
下注…
1108
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,920
好，賭就賭
1109
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,080
喂，老兄
1110
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,680
這幫女孩子跳得真好
1111
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:42,640
好得不得了
1112
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,040
右邊的那個小妞
1113
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,600
曲線玲瓏，風騷惹火
1114
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,840
要是跟我睡一個晚上的話
1115
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,480
我死都願意
1116
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,000
那個是我的女兒
1117
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,720
我是說隔壁的那個嘛
1118
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,160
隔壁那個是我太太女兒的姐姐
1119
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,240
我是說隔壁再隔壁的那個嘛
1120
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,600
別再隔壁了
1121
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,360
你知不知道
1122
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,680
坐在你旁邊的是誰？
1123
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,600
沒請教你
1124
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,120
我就是那五個女孩的爸爸
1125
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,160
真是不好意思
1126
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:14,600
我請你喝酒
1127
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,560
咱們繼續欣賞
1128
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,480
望，望，望，人在仰望
1129
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,280
要看我那嬌美狀
1130
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:56,040
一身星光
1131
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,200
像是無數火箭碰撞
1132
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,920
動，動，動，人在哄動
1133
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,040
哎呀，太差了
1134
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,640
衝，衝，衝
1135
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,040
太空中心也震動，震動
1136
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:14,040
我就像坐著白金升降機
1137
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,840
唱歌那位小姐嘴怎麼那麼大
1138
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,480
嘴大不要緊
1139
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,920
心細就行了
1140
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,040
嘴大都大自摸平胡
1141
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,480
這還有甚麼好玩的
1142
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,240
甚麼意思啊？
1143
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,000
用腦子想想就知道了
1144
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:32,240
地球著迷跳起
1145
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,120
各位嘉賓，下面的節目
1146
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,080
是由張氏兄妹表演的大型魔術
1147
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,120
空中變飛機
1148
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,280
讓一讓
1149
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,440
驃叔，怎麼樣？
1150
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,600
手氣如何？輸了還是贏了
1151
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,960
驃叔跟人家鬥嘴就鬥不過
1152
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,640
甚麼時候見我輸過錢呢？
1153
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,840
隔壁那位就差點了
1154
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:06,080
大出血
1155
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:14,760
發牌
1156
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,000
右邊那個華僑
1157
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:19,920
他不是來賭錢的
1158
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,240
是來搗亂的，看住他
1159
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,120
要不要，加不加注你？
1160
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,680
加注…
1161
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,760
等一等
1162
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:28,760
這種牌還要想
1163
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:29,680
當然要加注了
1164
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,400
如果我要加注的話
1165
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,560
只能再補一張
1166
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:33,560
如果我不加注的話
1167
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:34,200
就不用補
1168
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,480
專等莊家爆我
1169
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:36,840
你不加我要
1170
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,640
發牌
1171
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:48,200
八…九…
1172
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,720
八，有希望
1173
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:53,600
小…
1174
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:54,760
爆了…
1175
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,760
爆了…
1176
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:58,520
你這個害人精
1177
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,200
該要你不要，不該要你要
1178
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,280
現在你又不要
1179
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,000
明知道大牌要我要
1180
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,680
是我讓你爆的嗎？
1181
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,160
你自己爆的…
1182
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:07,920
甚麼事，朋友
1183
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,560
甚麼事？
1184
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,280
你看他
1185
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,360
這種牌他為甚麼不要
1186
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,640
是啊，為甚麼你不要牌？
1187
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,360
我錢多不想要
1188
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,400
錢是不少
1189
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,480
那還用說嘛
1190
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,760
可惜是白紙
1191
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:21,560
出老千
1192
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:22,280
你騙人
1193
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,840
非請勿進
1194
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,000
別練功夫了
1195
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:12,680
我有事跟你說
1196
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,000
甚麼事？
1197
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,640
當然是正經事了
1198
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,320
有甚麼正經事？
1199
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,960
那你聽不聽我說？
1200
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:22,680
有話你就說
1201
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,640
今天我聽見老傢伙跟鐵隊長說
1202
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,640
明天一早就啟程
1203
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,280
到華國酒店去開會
1204
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,160
開甚麼會？
1205
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,600
不就是你做的鴉片生意
1206
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,600
看來他們好像很有把握查出來
1207
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:36,320
你說怎麼辦？
1208
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:37,880
怎麼辦？
1209
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,280
他死好過我死
1210
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,680
我要先下手為強
1211
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:41,720
找人殺了他
1212
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,880
小龍，你真的要那麼做？
1213
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:44,600
當然了
1214
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:45,920
這樣才能夠兩全其美
1215
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,160
驃叔，怎麼打起來了？
1216
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,320
別說那麼多，快走
1217
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,400
紅色，綠色
1218
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,280
我的腰斷了
1219
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,200
喂，還玩，走吧
1220
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,720
追…
1221
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:22,680
威哥
1222
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,880
你這次去要幾天才能夠回來？
1223
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,040
最少都要五、六天
1224
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:27,880
說完了沒有？
1225
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,680
男人大丈夫，老說個沒完
1226
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,080
情話太多了
1227
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,560
小吉，你
1228
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,840
小吉，等我回來的時候
1229
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,880
買兩瓶最好的花露水送給你
1230
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,280
好，我再相信你一次
1231
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,600
你別以為花露水就能塞住我的嘴
1232
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,360
你要再說話不算話
1233
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:50,640
我會在我爸爸面前
1234
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,040
破壞你們的好事
1235
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,280
又說爸爸甚麼呢？
1236
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,400
爸爸…
1237
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:56,960
驃叔
1238
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,960
怪不得我成天覺得眼皮跳
1239
01:08:59,040 --> 01:08:59,920
爸爸，你…
1240
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,040
別提了
1241
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,440
總之就好人難做
1242
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,040
驃叔，你又出去…
1243
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,560
去…哪兒？
1244
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,840
你瞧準了我出去你就進來
1245
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,040
那麼晚了你還捨不得走
1246
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,000
是啊…現在時間也不早了
1247
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,800
你快回去睡覺吧，爸爸啊？
1248
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,040
是啊，驃叔
1249
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:21,960
我有事先走了
1250
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,080
爸爸，很好吃
1251
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,280
哎呀，你看看…你的樣子
1252
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,440
你爸爸我倒貼給人家
1253
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:30,440
人家都不會要你了
1254
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:31,760
先不要吃了
1255
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,280
我看你沒甚麼像我
1256
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,400
那種自以為是的樣子倒是挺像我
1257
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,080
是啊，爸爸
1258
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:38,800
十足的像你
1259
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,840
對不對？
1260
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:41,880
今天晚上早點睡
1261
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,920
明天早上起來有事要做，知道嗎？
1262
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,520
是啊，早點睡…
1263
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,480
洗了手再睡
1264
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,000
這是遺傳，沒法子了
1265
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:14,640
我上去開會
1266
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:15,320
你們在這兒等我
1267
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,040
是
1268
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,040
謝謝，我自己拿行了
1269
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,160
你跟他說嘛
1270
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,320
驃叔…
1271
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,400
怎麼這麼早？
1272
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,360
驃叔，我們想…
1273
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,080
買豆腐
1274
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:37,560
小雲
1275
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,760
小雲，買豆腐很辛苦的
1276
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,080
我來幫你
1277
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,320
用不著你那麼關心
1278
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:44,840
小雲，我來幫你
1279
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:46,240
用不著你
1280
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,280
有我來幫忙，死胖子
1281
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:49,520
你會幫，我來
1282
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,720
你們倆不必在這兒獻殷勤了
1283
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,080
白費心思
1284
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:55,880
小吉
1285
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:58,320
你不用在這兒護著他們倆
1286
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,040
等威哥從城裡回來
1287
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,120
有你們好看的
1288
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,280
威哥進了城嗎？
1289
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,360
是，威哥今天有點事
1290
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:06,560
跟局長去了城裡
1291
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,680
他進城了那是大好機會
1292
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:09,680
小雲，你有沒有空？
1293
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:10,600
我請你看電影
1294
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,480
壞了
1295
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:14,600
甚麼事大清早壞了…
1296
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,000
壞了．驃叔
1297
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,160
你怎麼不早說呢？
1298
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,160
昨天晚上那種情形亂七八糟的
1299
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,160
我怎麼說嘛？
1300
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,120
小吉，把衣服遞給我
1301
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,320
告訴我…
1302
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:26,920
你大點聲
1303
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:27,920
走了
1304
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,240
爸爸…
1305
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,240
那個老傢伙運氣真好
1306
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,800
那麼多炸藥沒把他炸死
1307
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,480
他沒被炸死，那怎麼辦呢？
1308
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:56,520
你不用那麼緊張
1309
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,440
你以為他躲在醫院裡就沒事了
1310
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,360
我一樣有辦法
1311
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:20,640
嗨
1312
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:20,240
驃叔，你不是說演習
1313
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,240
怎麼來真的？
1314
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,920
演習也好，做甚麼都好
1315
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,640
最要緊的就是做到逼真
1316
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,360
你逼真了
1317
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:28,280
你看看
1318
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,320
把他們打得多慘
1319
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,520
那算他們的運氣好
1320
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,320
要是我的話，還有更厲害的
1321
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,400
你…怎麼
1322
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,640
我…
1323
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:38,320
好了，不要說這麼多了
1324
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,120
總之我們要依計行事
1325
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,200
請問局長在哪一間房？
1326
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:48,160
在二樓貴賓室
1327
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,640
我是奉天主之命
1328
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,600
將福音帶給局長
1329
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,360
來挽救這隻迷途的羔羊
1330
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:54,760
天主感謝你
1331
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:56,680
你們不能上去
1332
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,480
甚麼事？
1333
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,320
他們說來看局長的
1334
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,480
我們來挽救局長
1335
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,000
對不起，你們不可以上去
1336
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,160
天主已經批准了
1337
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:08,600
你們不可以上去…
1338
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,120
你們聽我說
1339
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,320
你們不能上去…
1340
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,200
甚麼事？
1341
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:21,680
主任，他們一定要見局長
1342
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,120
對不起，局長需要休息
1343
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,440
你們請回去吧
1344
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,200
主啊
1345
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:29,280
醫生，我知道你的醫術很高明
1346
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,320
但是只能夠醫治他的軀體
1347
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,920
我們是來拯救他的靈魂
1348
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,520
如果你不讓我們進去
1349
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,080
就等於拒絕天主
1350
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,600
第一， 愛主萬有至上
1351
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:40,240
第二， 我們應該受瞻禮主日
1352
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:41,800
第三，勿行邪淫
1353
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:42,640
第四…
1354
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,800
好了…不要再講那麼多耶穌了
1355
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:45,560
進去好了
1356
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,400
要快點出來
1357
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:47,480
跟我來吧
1358
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:49,400
開門
1359
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,840
我們是信天主不是講耶穌的
1360
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,000
求天主降福局長早日康復
1361
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,400
重投我的懷抱
1362
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,560
令世界和平
1363
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,840
求主俯聽我等
1364
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:04,840
求主降福
1365
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,240
物價有減無漲
1366
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,560
求主俯聽我等
1367
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,640
求主降福
1368
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,360
警察小販一家親
1369
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,960
求主俯聽我等
1370
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,120
因父之子至聖人聖靈者
1371
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:17,000
阿門
1372
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,280
打開詩歌第十三頁
1373
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,280
夠了…不要再說了
1374
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,640
局長需要多點時間休息
1375
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,120
我們還沒有唱詩呢
1376
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:25,960
要唱請到外面去唱，好不好？
1377
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:26,880
謝謝你們
1378
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:27,720
我們先出去
1379
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,720
我們大家來試個音
1380
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:54,640
願主保佑你平安…平安
1381
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:59,360
大山可以挪開
1382
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:03,760
小山可以遷移
1383
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:09,800
但主的慈愛永不離開你
1384
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:32,160
想著主…要想著主
1385
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:37,120
願主慈愛永遠保佑你
1386
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:48,000
願主祝福你…平安…
1387
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:55,640
願主保佑你…平安…
1388
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:56,600
驃叔
1389
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:59,120
平安…
1390
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:03,640
大山可以挪開
1391
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:07,920
小山可以遷移
1392
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,800
但主的慈愛永不離開你
1393
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:11,600
驃叔
1394
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:12,680
主啊
1395
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:13,680
你用不著叫了
1396
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:16,040
我寧可殺錯也不能放過
1397
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:20,600
你這麼狠毒
1398
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:21,720
天主不會寬恕你的
1399
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,880
天主？我是信佛的
1400
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,360
他們在那兒幹甚麼？
1401
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,480
在替局長祝福
1402
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:52,120
祝福？
1403
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:07,240
你不要緊吧？
1404
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:08,240
沒事吧？
1405
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:11,800
用女孩子做殺手
1406
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,280
媽的，真絕
1407
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,600
絕…我的命差點絕了
1408
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,200
啊呀，你五官齊全四肢發達
1409
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:19,280
包你沒事了
1410
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:20,680
對了，一定和修女有關係
1411
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:21,880
慢著
1412
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,000
沒那麼簡單
1413
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:23,920
看清楚點
1414
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,360
看他們下一步想幹甚麼？
1415
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:31,840
現在怎麼辦？
1416
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,240
再拖下去我跟你都有麻煩
1417
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,840
大哥，現在我們…
1418
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:42,400
少囉嗦
1419
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:50,640
現在只有一個辦法
1420
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:51,440
甚麼辦法？
1421
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:54,880
你命令鐵隊長
1422
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,080
把老傢伙搬回家去
1423
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,280
搬回家？
1424
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,640
這你還不明白
1425
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,120
不過…
1426
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,560
別不過了
1427
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:02,520
馬上進行
1428
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,040
夫人
1429
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,280
鐵隊長，今天你們辛苦了
1430
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,320
不辛苦，這是應該的
1431
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:32,880
已經這麼晚了
1432
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,440
你跟醫生護士先回去休息吧
1433
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:37,600
是啊，我會照顧局長的
1434
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,640
況且他表弟
1435
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,960
又有這麼多手下在這兒
1436
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,080
你們可以放心了
1437
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:45,360
那好吧
1438
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:46,920
我們先走了
1439
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:47,800
走
1440
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:01,400
請
1441
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:03,160
夫人
1442
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,200
我想局長這兩天不會有甚麼事的
1443
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,400
你不要那麼擔心
1444
01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:07,360
你放心吧
1445
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:08,200
我會照顧他的
1446
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:08,920
是嗎？
1447
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,280
那我明天再來
1448
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:13,800
隊長
1449
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,360
裡邊情形怎麼樣？
1450
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,360
一切順利，依計行事
1451
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:18,880
你回去準備
1452
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:19,480
好
1453
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:22,000
隊長，那我呢？
1454
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,040
你跟我來
1455
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:23,960
他呢？
1456
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:24,520
他…
1457
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:25,120
我知道
1458
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,000
我保護驃叔
1459
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:27,240
拿著
1460
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:34,240
這是甚麼藥？
1461
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,000
你不要管那麼多
1462
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,080
總之一針見效
1463
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:40,200
到時候我們可以反咬一口
1464
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,600
就說是他們害死局長的
1465
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:43,360
不過…
1466
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:44,720
不會有事的
1467
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,000
我在門口等你
1468
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:48,360
事不宜遲，動手吧
1469
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,120
正卿，你醒了
1470
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:10,800
先別說話
1471
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:13,280
你聽我說
1472
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,240
醫生說打了這一針
1473
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:16,720
以後就不用再打了
1474
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:21,760
想謀害親夫
1475
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:22,800
你是誰？
1476
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:24,360
我是正卿啊
1477
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:24,960
你不是
1478
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,600
他…
1479
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:53,960
你是誰？
1480
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:57,120
你看我像誰啊？
1481
01:22:59,080 --> 01:22:59,960
抓住他
1482
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:06,440
你不想要命啊？
1483
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,240
年輕人用不著行大禮了
1484
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:26,520
驃叔
1485
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:27,120
這麼晚才來？
1486
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:27,840
打不過人家啦
1487
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,040
不是打不過，是喘不過氣
1488
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:29,880
我幫你喘氣
1489
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,040
抓住他，快…
1490
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:40,760
你進來幹甚麼？
1491
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:52,760
謝謝你
1492
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:53,440
小意思
1493
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:42,160
你怎麼樣？
1494
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:43,200
快去幫小祥
1495
01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:00,680
嘩！受重傷了
1496
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:01,320
你看你
1497
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,880
讓人家打得鼻青臉腫的
1498
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:03,880
你沒事嗎？
1499
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,960
我一點點
1500
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,120
還說一點點
1501
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:08,600
是不是很厲害？
1502
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:09,760
你自己看
1503
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:11,280
那麼說我完蛋了
1504
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,320
大家都一樣啊
1505
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:03,960
上去
1506
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:15,840
追他
1507
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:29,080
驃叔…
1508
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,040
怎麼這麼大場面
1509
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,480
驃叔，這次我們立大功了
1510
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:56,040
有沒有花紅分啊？
1511
01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:58,280
怎麼止花紅呢，還有勛章呢
1512
01:29:58,360 --> 01:29:59,120
勛章
1513
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:07,640
司令…
1514
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:09,240
司令？
1515
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,280
司令
1516
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:13,600
你做得很好
1517
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:14,800
俺不會虧待你的
1518
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:15,640
謝謝司令
1519
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:17,200
這三個…
1520
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:18,760
他們幫了我很大的忙
1521
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:20,640
俺想認識認識他們
1522
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:21,600
好啊，請過來
1523
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:25,200
司令，我來介紹
1524
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:26,600
這位是馬祥
1525
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:28,120
那位是董驃
1526
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:29,120
那位是裘奇
1527
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:30,760
嗨
1528
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,600
他們…幹甚麼？
1529
01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:38,800
驃叔你轉過來
1530
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:39,960
對你有好處的
1531
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:41,400
真人不露相嘛
1532
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:44,160
我怕露了相會嚇死人的
1533
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:46,000
你真是傻瓜
1534
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:48,920
俺史太隆也是其貌不揚
1535
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,440
人最要緊就是心地善良
1536
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,000
是啊
1537
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:55,480
我們史司令一向賞罰分明
1538
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:56,880
轉過來向司令敬禮
1539
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:02,640
啊，是你
1540
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:05,160
我
1541
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,040
來人，給俺捉住他們
1542
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:07,720
等等
1543
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:09,000
驃叔，你…
1544
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,120
我順手牽羊嘛
1545
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,160
司令
1546
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:14,320
他們總算幫過我們
1547
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:15,080
放寬處置吧
1548
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:18,520
放寬處置？
1549
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:22,080
好…
1550
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:23,800
給我坐牢三個月
1551
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,360
坐牢三個月…
1552
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:29,240
驃叔，裡邊到底怎麼樣？
1553
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:30,040
舒服得很
1554
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:32,640
驃叔，我這麼大從來沒進來過
1555
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:34,600
沒試就試一次
1556
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:35,880
一次生兩次熟
1557
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:37,320
走吧
1558
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,640
驃叔，你上一次進來的時候
1559
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:40,920
裡面的環境怎麼樣？
1560
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:41,840
是啊…
1561
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:42,960
我進來
1562
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:44,280
早上有人疊床
1563
01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:45,600
吃飯有肉有湯
1564
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:47,680
白天享受溫暖的陽光
1565
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:49,400
晚上打牌做他幾舖莊
1566
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:53,040
驃叔，這兒的生活蠻舒服的嘛
1567
01:31:53,120 --> 01:31:53,920
豈止
1568
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,160
他們還歡迎我回來
1569
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:56,600
不信大聲喊驃叔回來了
1570
01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:00,320
那我喊了，驃叔又回來了
1571
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:08,800
驃叔，你真行
1572
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:12,520
我跑來跑去
1573
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:14,760
希望擁抱著你
1574
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:18,520
驃叔真有辦法
1575
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,280
謝謝…
1576
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:51,400
我們要換房…93281