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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,463 --> 00:00:36,630 "THERE ARE NO WEEDS AND NO WORTHLESS MEN. 2 00:00:36,713 --> 00:00:38,921 THERE ARE ONLY BAD FARMERS." VICTOR HUGO 3 00:00:39,588 --> 00:00:41,671 NETFLIX PRESENTS 4 00:02:26,171 --> 00:02:30,130 BAD SEEDS 5 00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:49,921 Thief! 6 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,588 Thief! Help! 7 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,380 -Don't move! -Stop that thief! 8 00:03:16,421 --> 00:03:17,255 Shit. 9 00:03:23,171 --> 00:03:25,421 What the fuck? 10 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,130 THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO HELP OTHERS, ASSHOLE! 11 00:03:41,963 --> 00:03:43,171 Stop sulking. 12 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:45,338 -I'm not. -Yes, you are. 13 00:03:46,546 --> 00:03:47,671 I do it for them. 14 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:49,213 Sure! 15 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:52,213 If they didn't get a note, what would they tell their friends? 16 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:55,421 "I got robbed by an old woman." 17 00:03:55,505 --> 00:03:56,338 I'm not old! 18 00:03:56,421 --> 00:03:59,505 Thanks to your note, it's me they're going to blame. 19 00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:01,046 I'll wallop you. 20 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:03,213 I'd never hit an old woman. 21 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:05,296 Who says I'm old? 22 00:04:05,755 --> 00:04:06,588 My eyes. 23 00:04:08,088 --> 00:04:09,546 -Your name. -Monique? 24 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:12,171 Yeah, Monique. Like you're surprised. 25 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:14,630 Just be old. 26 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,838 I'm not old, I'm experienced, OK? 27 00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:20,338 In a queue, people let you go first. 28 00:04:21,171 --> 00:04:23,796 They offer you a seat on the metro. You're old. 29 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,921 I don't want to brag, but men do come on to me. 30 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,171 Come on to you? 31 00:04:28,255 --> 00:04:33,088 You never know where "have a seat" may lead you. 32 00:04:33,171 --> 00:04:35,671 It leads to "have a seat." Period. 33 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:38,463 Not at all. Men court me all the time. 34 00:04:39,088 --> 00:04:41,088 -You said "court"? -Yes. 35 00:04:41,171 --> 00:04:42,505 Proves your old. 36 00:04:42,588 --> 00:04:45,171 Look, it's not my fault you're a total oaf. 37 00:04:45,255 --> 00:04:47,880 You pick up, but real men court. 38 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:48,921 One question. 39 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,338 On the street, do they think you're a girl... 40 00:04:53,338 --> 00:04:55,088 my mother, 41 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:57,296 or the old lady from Titanic? 42 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:58,713 Silly! 43 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:01,380 I adore you. It's OK to be old. 44 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:05,213 Can you finish? I have to go. 45 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,255 -Where? -Courting. 46 00:05:49,463 --> 00:05:51,255 OK, great. OK. 47 00:05:51,338 --> 00:05:54,588 Screw Jay-Z, OK? I've known her for ten years. 48 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:56,755 No way. 49 00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:01,588 Forget that. 50 00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:02,755 She's here? 51 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:04,463 She cancelled. 52 00:06:05,671 --> 00:06:06,505 Disappointed? 53 00:06:06,588 --> 00:06:08,130 -You bet. -You like her? 54 00:06:08,213 --> 00:06:09,213 I love her. 55 00:06:09,296 --> 00:06:10,421 -Yeah? -Yes. 56 00:06:10,505 --> 00:06:12,005 If you're discreet about it, 57 00:06:12,588 --> 00:06:15,671 give me your number and I'll introduce you next time. 58 00:06:15,755 --> 00:06:18,505 -Really? -If you like. 59 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:20,588 -That's so kind. -Be discreet. 60 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:21,505 Promise. 61 00:06:22,171 --> 00:06:23,921 -What's your name? -Waël. 62 00:06:24,796 --> 00:06:26,713 -And what's hers? -Sarah. 63 00:06:27,838 --> 00:06:29,546 -Sarah what? -No idea. 64 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,338 And on your phone? 65 00:06:31,421 --> 00:06:32,255 Sarah "Terminal." 66 00:06:32,338 --> 00:06:34,213 She's sick? Shame on you! 67 00:06:34,296 --> 00:06:36,296 No, like airport terminal. 68 00:06:37,588 --> 00:06:39,255 So you will call her? 69 00:06:39,338 --> 00:06:41,088 That's your three questions. 70 00:06:41,421 --> 00:06:44,630 Can't you call just one back? 71 00:06:44,713 --> 00:06:46,005 Can we go? 72 00:06:46,088 --> 00:06:48,921 -No. -Hello. Need a hand? 73 00:06:49,005 --> 00:06:51,088 -It's OK. -I don't mind. 74 00:06:51,171 --> 00:06:52,921 Give me a break, OK! 75 00:06:54,255 --> 00:06:55,130 Youngsters! 76 00:06:55,213 --> 00:06:56,796 Helping or courting? 77 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:58,463 Stop it. 78 00:06:58,546 --> 00:06:59,755 Ah, I see one. 79 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:01,130 An old man on his own. 80 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,338 Full cart. Let's go. 81 00:07:03,421 --> 00:07:04,255 OK. 82 00:07:09,838 --> 00:07:10,671 Monique? 83 00:07:11,546 --> 00:07:12,755 Do I know you? 84 00:07:13,338 --> 00:07:15,213 -It's me. Victor. -Victor? 85 00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:17,338 Victor. But... 86 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,713 -Victor! -Incredible! 87 00:07:20,796 --> 00:07:23,005 How long has it been? Thirty years? 88 00:07:23,088 --> 00:07:24,921 What are you doing here? 89 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:26,213 Amazing! 90 00:07:27,671 --> 00:07:29,213 -But-- -Your bag. 91 00:07:29,713 --> 00:07:31,463 -What? -He stole it. 92 00:07:31,546 --> 00:07:33,213 I never liked it anyway. 93 00:07:33,296 --> 00:07:34,630 So what's new? 94 00:07:34,713 --> 00:07:35,796 He can't... 95 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,796 -Outrageous! -No, really! 96 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:56,005 -Not so tight! -Shut up! 97 00:08:56,088 --> 00:08:57,005 That hurts! 98 00:09:03,046 --> 00:09:04,088 What's this? 99 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:12,880 We don't do it regularly. 100 00:09:13,671 --> 00:09:15,380 The thing is it's... 101 00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:16,921 It's more like... 102 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,921 a hobby than a professional activity. 103 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,005 Monique, you're no thief. 104 00:09:24,088 --> 00:09:24,963 Shit. 105 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:26,088 Quiet, Waël! 106 00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:28,088 Don't tell him my name! 107 00:09:28,171 --> 00:09:30,921 You didn't steal, you helped people. 108 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,796 It's for this fool! 109 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,546 I keep him out of jail. 110 00:09:38,796 --> 00:09:43,171 Sorry about his arm, but he picked the wrong day to steal your bag. 111 00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:44,338 Why do you say that? 112 00:09:44,421 --> 00:09:45,796 No reason. 113 00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:48,713 Tell me. Maybe we can help. 114 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:51,880 Are you a youth worker? 115 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,546 No, so you can't help me. 116 00:09:56,088 --> 00:09:58,213 I founded a youth club. 117 00:09:58,296 --> 00:10:00,255 A small thing I run alone. 118 00:10:00,755 --> 00:10:03,755 The guy I hired had an accident. 119 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:05,338 No replacement? 120 00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:08,796 I need to interview, but who will mind the kids? 121 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:10,088 Try Waël. 122 00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:12,588 -Are you kidding? -Not at all. 123 00:10:13,255 --> 00:10:17,296 See it as compensation for us trying to rob you. 124 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,255 Talk about help! 125 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,588 He'll steal the kids' bags! 126 00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,671 You've changed, Victor. 127 00:10:27,463 --> 00:10:28,463 Is he qualified? 128 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,421 No. 129 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,338 But he's full of surprises. 130 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:33,796 Monique... 131 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,630 A magician is full of surprises, but he can't help me. 132 00:10:36,713 --> 00:10:39,046 He's smart. They'll love him. 133 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:42,255 It's not about that. Being nice isn't a trade. 134 00:10:42,338 --> 00:10:44,338 I need someone qualified. 135 00:10:44,421 --> 00:10:45,255 He is. 136 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,838 You won't find anyone else now. 137 00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:49,796 Please, Victor. 138 00:10:51,296 --> 00:10:52,255 Help us. 139 00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:55,338 Alright. 140 00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:57,380 Waël! 141 00:10:58,963 --> 00:11:01,546 Wonderful news! He'll take you on for the kids! 142 00:11:03,255 --> 00:11:04,671 -Monique! -His idea? 143 00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:05,755 It wasn't mine. 144 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:07,963 Just for one day. 145 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,213 Hold on. 146 00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:12,088 No charges, and you're hiring me? 147 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,505 It's unpaid. 148 00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:16,630 Right. I have a business trip tomorrow... 149 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,671 You want him to press charges? 150 00:11:18,755 --> 00:11:19,838 But I can cancel. 151 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:22,630 Everything's turned out for the best. 152 00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:23,880 Thank you, Victor. 153 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:25,296 No, thank you. 154 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:28,380 A new youth worker and a new secretary. 155 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,796 -Secretary? -Exactly. 156 00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:32,505 Anyway... 157 00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:34,171 See you tomorrow. Seven sharp. 158 00:11:35,088 --> 00:11:35,921 But... 159 00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,546 Victor, you don't have a secretary! 160 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,880 I do now. 161 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:42,380 -Ah, karma. -Shut up. 162 00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:22,421 -Seriously? -I told you. Too much make up. 163 00:12:22,505 --> 00:12:24,713 It's my secretary look. 164 00:12:24,796 --> 00:12:26,171 I wouldn't say secretary. 165 00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:28,046 -What? -You heard me. 166 00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:29,005 No. Explain. 167 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,171 I'm embarrassed to look you in the eye. 168 00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,713 I'm the problem? Look at your stupid outfit! 169 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,421 At least I don't scream STD. 170 00:12:37,505 --> 00:12:39,255 You're one to talk, Mr. Wannabe. 171 00:12:39,338 --> 00:12:40,755 -Sorry? -Yes! 172 00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:43,130 -Me a wannabe? -You're corny. 173 00:12:43,213 --> 00:12:44,546 -I'm corny? -Yes! 174 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,755 -No way. -No one dresses like that! 175 00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:47,921 You're wearing a zoo. 176 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:50,380 -I fit with the times. -Give me a break! 177 00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:53,421 Just go and get changed! You're both ridiculous. 178 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:58,255 -See? You're ridiculous. -And you, too. 179 00:12:58,338 --> 00:12:59,630 He was looking at you. 180 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,755 Oh, yeah? And he can keep looking. 181 00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:02,880 Unbelievable. 182 00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:05,713 Your day center's empty. 183 00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:07,380 It's not a day center. 184 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:11,255 -It's a place for troubled kids. -What? 185 00:13:11,338 --> 00:13:13,963 Twelve kids regularly expelled from school. 186 00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:18,588 We offer a vacation course. It's their last chance. 187 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:21,546 -Twelve of them? -Only six turned up. 188 00:13:22,588 --> 00:13:25,296 You mind them until I find a replacement. 189 00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,171 -That's it? -Yes. 190 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,630 One thing. The first day is compulsory. 191 00:13:30,713 --> 00:13:32,296 To make them come. 192 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:34,130 Just the first day though. 193 00:13:34,838 --> 00:13:37,463 The youth worker has to inspire them to come back. 194 00:13:37,546 --> 00:13:41,296 You've got to make sure they come back tomorrow. 195 00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:42,671 OK. I'll try. 196 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,088 No, don't try. Make sure. 197 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:48,296 No kids tomorrow, I press charges. 198 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,671 How did they get expelled? 199 00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:55,963 Talking, fighting, insolence, absence, weapons... It all depends. 200 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:56,880 Absence? 201 00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:59,630 So they miss school because they missed school? 202 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:02,005 You did hear him say weapons, right? 203 00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:04,963 They're waiting for you. 204 00:14:05,046 --> 00:14:05,963 It's like jail. 205 00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:08,963 Just an old science lab. 206 00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:11,213 Waël, one last thing. 207 00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:14,296 If they behave badly, 208 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,755 remember a problem child is a child with problems. 209 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,046 Hey, boy! 210 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,338 Please? 211 00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:50,171 Please? 212 00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:22,296 Give me something. 213 00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:26,046 Give me something. 214 00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:11,921 Hi. 215 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:16,088 Hello. 216 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:22,005 I spoke to you. I said '"Hello." 217 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:24,338 Usually people reply. 218 00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:28,296 That's what we call socialization. 219 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:32,088 Do you speak Spanish? 220 00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:39,338 OK, I understand. 221 00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:42,005 You can't hear me. 222 00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,046 So you do understand. 223 00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,213 You're ignoring me? 224 00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,588 -Morning. -Good morning. 225 00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:55,838 Give me two minutes and we'll start the interviews. 226 00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:56,921 I won't be long. 227 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,796 There are a lot of them. 228 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,421 That's great. 229 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,588 Your friend might be free as of tonight. 230 00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:26,838 It's voluntary. You didn't know? 231 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,171 -No. -Well, it's unpaid. 232 00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:31,088 OK. 233 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,088 Yeah, red chair? 234 00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,130 No, I'm not a teacher or a youth worker. 235 00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,171 Say that again. 236 00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:51,338 Not funny. 237 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,588 Out. 238 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:53,880 Go on, go! 239 00:17:53,963 --> 00:17:55,671 Get out, OK. 240 00:17:55,755 --> 00:17:57,296 That's unacceptable. 241 00:17:57,963 --> 00:18:00,255 Go on, this is over for you. 242 00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:02,296 Yeah go on, play it cool. 243 00:18:02,963 --> 00:18:04,588 No one's impressed. 244 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:05,921 I'll take him to Victor. 245 00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:12,880 Who is that maniac? 246 00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:14,921 -Where did he come from? -He's nuts. 247 00:18:15,005 --> 00:18:16,130 What did he say? 248 00:18:16,838 --> 00:18:17,671 Moron. 249 00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:19,255 -What? -No one's there. 250 00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:22,255 Yeah, but what did he say to get chucked out? 251 00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:24,213 -I think that-- -Screw that! 252 00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:27,421 It's to get us to talk. We said we wouldn't. 253 00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:28,880 Silence sucks. 254 00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:30,671 It does my head in. 255 00:18:30,755 --> 00:18:33,713 -Ten past eight and I've had it. -No will power. 256 00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:35,921 We stand united, OK. 257 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:38,671 -We fight back. -Nadia, chill. 258 00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:42,755 -It's just one day. -It's a matter of principle! 259 00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:46,171 They make us come, so we protest. 260 00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:49,005 -Protest? We're not speaking. -Right. A silent protest. 261 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,546 -What? -Nothing. We're protesting. 262 00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:57,130 There. That's done. 263 00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:03,421 So I was saying, I'm not a youth worker, I'm not a supervisor. 264 00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,505 I'm only here for today. 265 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,671 The guy who was due couldn't make it. 266 00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:10,505 Because he died. 267 00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:12,130 This morning. 268 00:19:14,713 --> 00:19:16,505 You don't want to know how? 269 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,255 OK. 270 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:25,755 And so Victor is looking for a replacement 271 00:19:25,838 --> 00:19:28,088 and it's hard because he doesn't want some loser. 272 00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:29,463 So he's doing his best... Yes? 273 00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:31,755 No losers, so why am I here? 274 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,296 -He got him. -What? 275 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,838 Think you're funny? Yeah? 1,000 push-ups. 276 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:39,296 Now. Go on. 277 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,671 Right, since I'm only here for a day, let's get on with it. 278 00:19:42,755 --> 00:19:44,671 Who hates Math and Geography? 279 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:51,296 I'll teach you real stuff to use in real life. 280 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,671 Brush your teeth. Very important. 281 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:58,838 Back in the day, slaves with good teeth were kept alive. 282 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:00,588 So, brush your teeth. 283 00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:02,005 Especially you. 284 00:20:02,338 --> 00:20:03,296 You never know. 285 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,755 They may get you again. Don't give them the chance. 286 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,505 Don't believe what you see in porn. 287 00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:10,796 Real plumbers have much less fun. 288 00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:13,088 -You gay? -Huh? 289 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:16,005 Change your t-shirt if you're not. 290 00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:19,296 You're giving off the wrong signals. It's hard to tell. 291 00:20:21,463 --> 00:20:25,046 Beware of adults who eat cookies. Particularly gingerbread men. 292 00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,588 They're pedophiles. 293 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,838 Women love motorbikes. 294 00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:33,505 Take a helmet on your date to impress her. 295 00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:35,671 Or him. We're cool. 296 00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:40,171 Get cremated, so you can fight the zombies. 297 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:43,380 Questions? 298 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,130 I'm all for giving them a second chance, but... 299 00:20:49,171 --> 00:20:52,005 a kid who stabs his art teacher 13 times? 300 00:20:52,088 --> 00:20:53,380 That guy's here? 301 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,338 He needs the most help. 302 00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:01,088 You win. 303 00:21:01,671 --> 00:21:04,088 You don't want to talk, fine. 304 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,046 One more story, then I'll go. 305 00:21:11,505 --> 00:21:12,921 Not just any story. 306 00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:17,088 It's about a police investigation. 307 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,255 And not just any police investigation. 308 00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:23,630 The case of the Napoléon Street Ripper. 309 00:21:24,296 --> 00:21:25,505 1726. 310 00:21:27,213 --> 00:21:29,671 Paris... The Latin Quarter. 311 00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:32,421 The Simonois mansion. 312 00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:33,421 It's cold. 313 00:21:34,296 --> 00:21:35,296 It's raining. 314 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,130 The neighbor opens the door and finds... 315 00:22:14,671 --> 00:22:16,046 Madame de Simonois 316 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:18,255 lying in a pool of blood. 317 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,380 Who killed her? 318 00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:24,713 No idea? 319 00:22:24,796 --> 00:22:25,963 I'll tell you. 320 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,380 The murderer... 321 00:22:28,005 --> 00:22:29,088 Excuse me. 322 00:22:29,671 --> 00:22:30,630 Hello? 323 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,130 I can't talk right now. 324 00:22:36,921 --> 00:22:38,046 Who did it? 325 00:22:38,505 --> 00:22:39,338 The maid. 326 00:22:39,421 --> 00:22:42,130 Let people into your home and they betray you. 327 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,713 It's not the cook, so it's the maid. 328 00:22:45,796 --> 00:22:46,630 Bullshit. 329 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:47,713 And her husband? 330 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,213 They're the guilty ones 90% of the time. 331 00:22:50,296 --> 00:22:52,255 She's straight out of CSI! 332 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,338 My sister's a lawyer, that's all. 333 00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:55,296 She tells me stuff. 334 00:22:57,671 --> 00:22:59,463 Jimmy, we can't understand. 335 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,838 The husband and maid were too far away. 336 00:23:01,921 --> 00:23:03,130 They weren't. 337 00:23:03,213 --> 00:23:05,630 -He was dancing with her. -The coachman. 338 00:23:05,713 --> 00:23:07,338 The coachman, yeah! 339 00:23:07,421 --> 00:23:08,505 The maid was there. 340 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,338 Fabrice, tell them. 341 00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:11,713 The coachman's armed. 342 00:23:11,796 --> 00:23:14,713 I know this kind of crazy shit. 343 00:23:14,796 --> 00:23:18,505 -That's crap! What are you talking about? -Fabrice, tell them... 344 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:23,130 -Bullshit. -That's all crap! 345 00:23:25,421 --> 00:23:26,338 Whatever-- 346 00:23:27,171 --> 00:23:28,130 Sorry. 347 00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:31,963 Where were we? 348 00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:34,671 I was telling you a story. Shit, what was it? 349 00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:37,755 Never mind. Break? 350 00:23:37,838 --> 00:23:40,338 -No! -Tell us, please! 351 00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:43,213 If I tell you, will you talk? 352 00:23:46,463 --> 00:23:47,880 -Yeah? -OK. 353 00:23:47,963 --> 00:23:49,505 So who was it? 354 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,838 -Don't know. I made it up. -Fuck! 355 00:23:52,921 --> 00:23:55,380 -We got had. -We fell for it! 356 00:23:55,463 --> 00:23:57,838 -I knew it. -You forced me. 357 00:23:58,588 --> 00:24:01,505 Too many candidates. We'll have to have lunch later. 358 00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:05,463 What's going on? 359 00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:08,630 -No idea. -Did you see them? 360 00:24:09,296 --> 00:24:10,130 No. 361 00:24:14,005 --> 00:24:15,171 Is he doing OK? 362 00:24:15,796 --> 00:24:18,630 He's resourceful. Trust him. 363 00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,380 Come on, tell us. 364 00:25:23,463 --> 00:25:25,421 -Please. -I showed you. 365 00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:27,546 -Come on, Waël. -Please! 366 00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:29,213 He can't do it. He doesn't know how. 367 00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:31,338 Waël, Waël, Waël! 368 00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:34,171 OK, OK. Quickly then. 369 00:25:34,796 --> 00:25:36,255 Think of a tool and a color. 370 00:25:37,005 --> 00:25:37,963 Got it. 371 00:25:38,546 --> 00:25:39,546 Red hammer? 372 00:25:41,005 --> 00:25:42,796 Me. A blue spanner. 373 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,713 What a surprise! 374 00:25:44,338 --> 00:25:45,671 No red hammer for you. 375 00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:47,755 -I think differently. -That must be it. 376 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,296 Most people think, "hammer, red." 377 00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:52,130 So you already know what they're thinking. 378 00:25:52,213 --> 00:25:53,880 -Now guess stuff about us. -Meaning? 379 00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:55,880 Personal stuff. Go round the group. 380 00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:57,338 But you'll be too wary now. 381 00:25:57,421 --> 00:25:59,088 Go on. Don't worry. 382 00:25:59,671 --> 00:26:01,171 I think... 383 00:26:01,713 --> 00:26:04,171 that Fabrice is an only child. 384 00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:05,213 That's in my file. 385 00:26:05,713 --> 00:26:06,921 Yes, and in your glass. 386 00:26:08,046 --> 00:26:09,755 You only poured yourself a drink, selfish. 387 00:26:12,796 --> 00:26:14,713 What about me? How many brothers and sisters? 388 00:26:14,796 --> 00:26:16,963 Karim, I'm not the authorities. I've no idea! 389 00:26:17,046 --> 00:26:20,171 I can only tell you the stuff I've noticed while we're together. 390 00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:22,463 Shana, you admire Nadia. 391 00:26:23,046 --> 00:26:25,921 You always look at her for approval when you speak. 392 00:26:26,005 --> 00:26:27,796 Our turn. I think you're 30. 393 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,963 Bullshit. 40. 394 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,671 No. Thirty-five. 395 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:35,630 At 30, you look and dress young. And 40, you dress and look old. 396 00:26:35,713 --> 00:26:37,796 You look old, but you dress young. 397 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:38,963 Thirty-five. 398 00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:40,588 And you're single. 399 00:26:40,671 --> 00:26:42,088 Why is that? 400 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,671 No jewelry, no bracelets. Girls give their boyfriends that stuff. 401 00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:48,671 Must be hard to be 35 and not married. 402 00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:51,005 So? My sister's the same. 403 00:26:51,088 --> 00:26:52,963 -Big surprise. -What? 404 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,296 It's her decision. 405 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:55,713 Yeah, sure. 406 00:26:55,796 --> 00:26:56,880 Her career comes first. 407 00:26:57,713 --> 00:26:59,463 Yeah, but Waël doesn't have a career. 408 00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:01,046 What's his excuse? 409 00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:02,380 I don't have a career? 410 00:27:02,463 --> 00:27:03,463 You're here. 411 00:27:04,755 --> 00:27:08,213 So you've got no style, no girl, and no career. 412 00:27:09,005 --> 00:27:10,171 It's sad. 413 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,338 A pleasure to have lunch with you guys. 414 00:27:15,505 --> 00:27:17,963 You always helped troubled kids? 415 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:19,755 No, it's new. 416 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:21,755 They're not troubled. 417 00:27:22,713 --> 00:27:24,046 They just need more attention. 418 00:27:25,546 --> 00:27:28,213 -I wasn't being mean. -I know. That would be unlike you. 419 00:27:29,713 --> 00:27:32,671 It was tough getting this project approved. 420 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,255 Why? 421 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,963 I'm afraid many people think bad students cost too much. 422 00:27:39,713 --> 00:27:41,921 -Right. Same for prisoners. -Yes. 423 00:27:42,463 --> 00:27:45,505 They think there's no point in helping others. 424 00:27:47,296 --> 00:27:48,255 Not married? 425 00:27:50,421 --> 00:27:51,255 I was. 426 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,421 But she decided I lacked ambition. 427 00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:56,796 I don't agree. 428 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:02,713 Anyhow... 429 00:28:04,130 --> 00:28:06,005 It's strange seeing you dressed like that. 430 00:28:07,088 --> 00:28:11,046 -Compared to earlier? -No, compared to your old life. 431 00:28:14,296 --> 00:28:16,838 Tell me what happened. 432 00:28:17,255 --> 00:28:19,296 -And you, Shana? -Same as Fabrice. 433 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,588 Talking, absences and fooling around. 434 00:28:22,005 --> 00:28:23,130 But not sexually. 435 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,005 Not funny. 436 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:28,088 -Nadia? -I'm smarter than most. 437 00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:29,921 -Students? -Humans. 438 00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:32,630 It's true. She's got an IQ of 140. 439 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,296 Is that a lot? 440 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,171 More than your whole family. 441 00:28:38,963 --> 00:28:41,255 Jimmy, stop talking. We don't understand. 442 00:28:41,338 --> 00:28:44,880 Karim, get him a pen. Maybe some of the words are similar. 443 00:28:50,255 --> 00:28:51,963 But he doesn't know how to write. 444 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,463 -What do you mean? -What? Most gypsies can't. 445 00:28:55,546 --> 00:28:57,005 Don't say gypsies, it's travelers. 446 00:28:57,088 --> 00:28:58,963 Exactly. They're travelers, not writers. 447 00:28:59,046 --> 00:29:04,171 Yeah and so since he travels a lot, not a lot of school, get it? 448 00:29:04,588 --> 00:29:06,088 Hey! Who are you? 449 00:29:06,171 --> 00:29:08,755 -Avoiding us? -Shut your mouth! 450 00:29:09,213 --> 00:29:10,671 It's been three days now! 451 00:29:11,255 --> 00:29:13,296 Those are just my things. 452 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,213 What's he doing here? 453 00:29:17,796 --> 00:29:18,880 He's just a street kid. 454 00:29:20,546 --> 00:29:22,505 He's blind, don't worry. 455 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:26,005 You'll have the money tomorrow. 456 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,338 Take what I have. 457 00:29:29,421 --> 00:29:31,421 Leave us alone! 458 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:34,671 Kill her, too. No witnesses. 459 00:29:48,838 --> 00:29:51,338 Next time you try to play blind, 460 00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:53,296 remove your watch. 461 00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:56,338 Be on time. 462 00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,796 Follow the rules. 463 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,630 We'll house you, feed you, and educate you. 464 00:30:04,088 --> 00:30:06,671 We ask just one thing in return. 465 00:30:06,755 --> 00:30:08,880 Do your best. 466 00:30:10,088 --> 00:30:11,046 Is that OK? 467 00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:19,171 -Sister. -Sir. 468 00:30:19,255 --> 00:30:20,255 Young man. 469 00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:22,713 He doesn't speak French. He's a street kid. 470 00:30:22,796 --> 00:30:25,213 Oh, yes? He seems happy to be here. 471 00:30:26,046 --> 00:30:27,713 Go and wash now. 472 00:30:57,713 --> 00:31:00,088 If he can't talk, then he can't write! 473 00:31:00,171 --> 00:31:01,421 He understands everything. 474 00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:03,963 -He laughs when you guys do. -He doesn't understand. 475 00:31:04,046 --> 00:31:05,755 Jimmy, why won't you talk? 476 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:10,755 Me talk. Kids laugh. 477 00:31:15,713 --> 00:31:16,546 He can talk. 478 00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:18,796 Not well, but he can. 479 00:31:23,255 --> 00:31:24,630 -Bird. -Yeah! 480 00:31:24,713 --> 00:31:25,755 Great, Jimmy! 481 00:31:25,838 --> 00:31:27,838 It's a cockatoo, but OK. 482 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:30,921 Show me. 483 00:31:31,505 --> 00:31:32,463 That's an easy one. 484 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,755 Fish. 485 00:31:33,838 --> 00:31:36,546 -Excellent! -It's a shark, guys. 486 00:31:43,088 --> 00:31:43,921 Mushroom? 487 00:31:44,005 --> 00:31:45,546 -Ace! -He's on fire. 488 00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:48,213 It's not, it's a jellyfish! Why a mushroom when they're all animals? 489 00:31:48,296 --> 00:31:49,505 They're mushrooms. 490 00:31:49,588 --> 00:31:51,755 -Come on, seriously. -Mushroom. 491 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,463 -Are you OK? -Yeah, fine. 492 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,130 -Yes, OK. -It looks like a mushroom. 493 00:31:57,213 --> 00:31:58,796 -Waël, isn't it time to go? -Seriously? 494 00:31:59,338 --> 00:32:00,963 Yes, so it is. Bye then. 495 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,630 -See you tomorrow. -What are you talking about? 496 00:32:04,796 --> 00:32:05,671 Coming back tomorrow? 497 00:32:07,588 --> 00:32:10,838 See, it was cool today, but... 498 00:32:10,921 --> 00:32:13,005 But it's just the first day that's compulsory. 499 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:15,671 I don't think I'm coming back tomorrow. 500 00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:16,588 Why not? 501 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:18,463 I want to be at home. 502 00:32:18,546 --> 00:32:21,046 No, come back. It's important... 503 00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:24,380 This stuff I'm teaching you... 504 00:32:24,463 --> 00:32:26,296 -Yeah, but... -Punishment... 505 00:32:27,005 --> 00:32:28,338 Karim, you're coming back? 506 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:30,421 I've got stuff to do. 507 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,213 Shana? 508 00:32:33,546 --> 00:32:34,380 Same here. 509 00:32:35,505 --> 00:32:36,338 Ludo? 510 00:32:39,463 --> 00:32:43,421 -Fabrice, I won't even ask. -Well, now I definitely won't be back. 511 00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,963 Yeah, right. Jimmy, you're coming back, right? 512 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:47,171 Yeah, you're coming back? 513 00:32:47,755 --> 00:32:49,171 You all should. This is important. 514 00:32:49,796 --> 00:32:50,713 And what about Victor? 515 00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:55,463 He's been working hard all day to try and find the right person for you guys. 516 00:32:56,088 --> 00:32:58,588 And Victor hasn't got all that much time. 517 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:00,630 He's dying. 518 00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:02,546 He hasn't got much time left. 519 00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:07,505 He's very ill. 520 00:33:10,130 --> 00:33:11,088 You're not coming? 521 00:33:15,171 --> 00:33:16,296 Seriously, come back. 522 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:18,338 What does it matter to you? 523 00:33:18,421 --> 00:33:20,921 I'll be in the shit. Victor will press... 524 00:33:22,046 --> 00:33:26,130 Press me as to why I didn't convince any of you to come back. 525 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,630 It might... 526 00:33:31,088 --> 00:33:32,088 OK, how much? 527 00:33:32,255 --> 00:33:33,296 What? 528 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,630 I'll pay you. 529 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,338 Ten euros each and you come back. 530 00:33:36,713 --> 00:33:39,005 -OK? -No, hold on a second. 531 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:40,088 Come here... 532 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:45,005 If he's offering ten euros, he can afford a lot more. 533 00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:46,005 -Yeah. -OK. 534 00:33:46,088 --> 00:33:48,005 -You know I can hear. -Don't listen to him. 535 00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:50,088 Trust me. I can handle this. 536 00:33:50,171 --> 00:33:51,255 -OK. -Go on. 537 00:33:53,963 --> 00:33:55,546 The problem is ten euros isn't enough. 538 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:57,546 -We want 1,000. -Ten. 539 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:58,505 OK, ten. 540 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,171 -You suck. -He's too good. 541 00:34:01,255 --> 00:34:03,255 What if we take the ten and we don't come back? 542 00:34:03,921 --> 00:34:05,546 You won't get the next ten tomorrow. 543 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:08,171 -You'll pay us every day? -Have you given me a choice? 544 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:11,588 No, we haven't. But tomorrow it won't be ten euros. It will be 1,000. 545 00:34:11,671 --> 00:34:13,588 -Shut up. -No way, you shut up too. 546 00:34:13,671 --> 00:34:15,546 Hang on. Will you be here tomorrow? 547 00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:16,713 No, I won't be. 548 00:34:18,630 --> 00:34:21,588 I'll stop by at the end of the day. If you're here, you get your money. 549 00:34:22,171 --> 00:34:23,005 OK. 550 00:34:23,671 --> 00:34:24,838 -Deal? -Yes. 551 00:34:24,921 --> 00:34:25,796 Happy? 552 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,838 Right, get lost. 553 00:34:28,338 --> 00:34:29,421 -Thanks. -Sure. 554 00:34:31,046 --> 00:34:32,130 Thanks. 555 00:34:36,255 --> 00:34:39,171 -Thank you. See you tomorrow. -Now you speak in full sentences. 556 00:34:39,255 --> 00:34:40,171 It's a miracle! 557 00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,630 -Thanks, Waël. -Yeah, yeah. See you. 558 00:34:45,088 --> 00:34:46,546 -Good idea. -Yeah. 559 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,630 Thanks. 560 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,755 By the way, the others asked me 561 00:34:52,838 --> 00:34:54,963 to take theirs for them and give it to them. 562 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:56,213 What others? 563 00:34:56,588 --> 00:34:57,880 The guys from this morning. 564 00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:00,255 The one who did the push-ups, the one you sent out-- 565 00:35:00,338 --> 00:35:01,671 Get out. Go. 566 00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:02,588 Now. 567 00:35:03,421 --> 00:35:04,296 Make it snappy. 568 00:35:05,963 --> 00:35:06,921 What do you mean? 569 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,713 Your disgusting lyrics. 570 00:35:08,796 --> 00:35:11,296 Pop music's gentler, more beautiful. 571 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:13,630 -It is gentler. -Thanks. 572 00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:17,588 -You should try it though. -No, the words are so weird... 573 00:35:18,546 --> 00:35:19,463 You OK, Ludo? 574 00:35:20,088 --> 00:35:21,005 Yeah. 575 00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:26,421 You know him? 576 00:35:27,713 --> 00:35:28,963 He's my youth worker. 577 00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:31,005 Why don't you go over there? 578 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,338 See you. 579 00:35:47,755 --> 00:35:49,046 I thought there were loads. 580 00:35:50,255 --> 00:35:52,255 Yeah, but some of them backed out 581 00:35:52,338 --> 00:35:54,005 and the others weren't right for the job. 582 00:35:55,296 --> 00:35:57,921 I know, I don't understand it either. 583 00:35:58,338 --> 00:36:00,213 Don't worry, we'll find someone tomorrow. 584 00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:01,630 I hope so. 585 00:36:02,505 --> 00:36:03,880 You can do one more day, right? 586 00:36:05,088 --> 00:36:08,463 -So it's first come, first served. -No, I want someone good, of course. 587 00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:09,838 But... 588 00:36:09,921 --> 00:36:12,046 -It means I have to go back. -So? 589 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:14,005 -It's a pain. -You didn't enjoy yourself? 590 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,171 No, I had a good day. 591 00:36:16,255 --> 00:36:17,671 They're funny. They're lively. 592 00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:19,088 Apart from Ludo. 593 00:36:19,171 --> 00:36:20,505 Something's not right there. 594 00:36:21,171 --> 00:36:23,088 He's suffering but... 595 00:36:23,796 --> 00:36:25,005 he doesn't give anything away. 596 00:36:25,796 --> 00:36:26,755 Sounds familiar. 597 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:30,421 What's his problem? 598 00:36:32,255 --> 00:36:33,213 No idea. 599 00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:35,463 -So ask him. -He won't tell me. 600 00:36:35,546 --> 00:36:37,046 You could try anyway. 601 00:36:37,755 --> 00:36:38,588 Sound familiar? 602 00:36:43,546 --> 00:36:44,380 What? 603 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,671 No, nothing. 604 00:36:46,463 --> 00:36:47,546 They guessed I was single. 605 00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:50,088 I like them more and more. 606 00:36:51,005 --> 00:36:52,380 Did you also tell them you've got 607 00:36:52,463 --> 00:36:55,005 every girl in France's number but you never call any of them? 608 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:56,546 Forget it. 609 00:36:56,630 --> 00:37:00,046 Just one. Just ask one of them out to dinner. 610 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,130 How do I pick? I can't remember who's who. 611 00:37:02,213 --> 00:37:04,671 -Give it here, I'll pick one. -No, stop. Let me be. 612 00:37:05,255 --> 00:37:07,880 In the olden days, parents helped choose their daughter-in-law. 613 00:37:08,463 --> 00:37:09,463 "The olden days?" 614 00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,088 -Did you really say that? -Shut it, I'm not old. 615 00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:13,963 Debatable... 616 00:37:15,338 --> 00:37:16,921 There. That's where it hurts. 617 00:37:18,505 --> 00:37:19,630 It's my tendons. 618 00:37:20,046 --> 00:37:21,963 I did too much running around when I was young. 619 00:37:22,755 --> 00:37:24,005 You didn't have much choice. 620 00:37:24,796 --> 00:37:26,046 Those T-rexes run fast. 621 00:37:26,921 --> 00:37:28,171 T-rexes! 622 00:37:48,588 --> 00:37:49,671 What the... 623 00:37:51,796 --> 00:37:55,255 He goes to the job center, they ask him if he's got an appointment 624 00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:57,588 and he says, with that really strong accent of his 625 00:37:57,671 --> 00:37:59,630 "Yes, I've got a phone interview at 9 a.m." 626 00:38:00,671 --> 00:38:03,046 That guy... 627 00:38:03,130 --> 00:38:05,713 His mom wanted to get him a job at the bakery for the summer. 628 00:38:05,796 --> 00:38:08,046 She was like, "Are you looking to fire extra staff?" 629 00:38:08,796 --> 00:38:10,546 She meant "hire," right? 630 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:12,796 -Morning, Victor. -Hi, kids. 631 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,380 Did she really say "fire"? 632 00:38:14,463 --> 00:38:15,505 She's like that. 633 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,588 What? Us Arabs? We've invented tons of stuff. 634 00:38:21,671 --> 00:38:24,088 Like what? Benefits? No wait, that was you guys. 635 00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:25,796 Math, moron. 636 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,338 And loads of other stuff. What about you? 637 00:38:28,421 --> 00:38:31,213 The Kama Sutra. Yeah, take that! 638 00:38:31,296 --> 00:38:33,546 His folks must like doing it in weird positions. 639 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:35,171 Look at him! 640 00:38:36,713 --> 00:38:37,546 Bastard. 641 00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:38,713 -Hi. -Why are you here? 642 00:38:39,171 --> 00:38:40,671 I thought there was a replacement. 643 00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:43,505 They haven't found one yet, so I'm back again. 644 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:44,588 What are we going to do? 645 00:38:44,671 --> 00:38:46,463 -I don't know. It's really early. -It's not. 646 00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:48,171 What about a little nap? 647 00:38:48,255 --> 00:38:51,088 -No. -Nah, this isn't kindergarten. 648 00:38:51,171 --> 00:38:52,171 You're such a weirdo. 649 00:38:52,255 --> 00:38:54,880 Why would we have a nap when we just woke up? 650 00:38:54,963 --> 00:38:58,005 Maybe "nap" was the wrong word. I should have said... 651 00:38:58,671 --> 00:38:59,505 meditation. 652 00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:02,046 -No way. -We just woke up. 653 00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:04,505 Does he think this is an old people's home? 654 00:39:04,588 --> 00:39:06,713 We don't do that stuff, weirdo. 655 00:39:06,796 --> 00:39:08,796 No way we're going to sleep. 656 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,296 OK, OK, no meditation. Fine. That's enough shouting, please. 657 00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:14,213 Let's play a game instead. 658 00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:15,796 Get into teams of two. 659 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,171 If we're going in alphabetical order, I'm first! 660 00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,088 Nah, alphabetical order sucks. 661 00:39:20,171 --> 00:39:21,588 -I disagree. -Don't make me. 662 00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:22,796 OK, not alphabetical order. 663 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,880 We'll do it in order of who's least likely to go to prison. 664 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,046 -What? -What? 665 00:39:27,130 --> 00:39:28,505 That's discriminatory. 666 00:39:28,588 --> 00:39:30,796 Group one, Nadia and Shana. 667 00:39:31,921 --> 00:39:33,755 Group two, Fabrice and Jimmy. 668 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,713 Group three, Ludo and Karim. 669 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:40,796 Not going to sit together? 670 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,546 Guys, I was joking. You're not going to prison. 671 00:39:46,088 --> 00:39:49,088 That's not it. It's just that Karim and Ludo can't be together. 672 00:39:49,171 --> 00:39:50,088 Why not? 673 00:39:50,171 --> 00:39:53,130 Their love is forbidden and so we mustn't tempt them. 674 00:39:53,213 --> 00:39:54,796 No, it's because they don't speak. 675 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,755 Why not? 676 00:39:55,838 --> 00:39:58,921 Because Ludo lives south and Karim lives north. 677 00:39:59,421 --> 00:40:00,588 -So? -They're at war. 678 00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:02,463 Didn't you know? 679 00:40:03,005 --> 00:40:03,921 But why? 680 00:40:04,588 --> 00:40:05,880 Honestly, no one can remember. 681 00:40:05,963 --> 00:40:08,171 The older guys kept attacking each other, 682 00:40:08,255 --> 00:40:09,755 then the younger ones copied. 683 00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:12,380 Then they kept it up, even when they got older. 684 00:40:12,463 --> 00:40:15,171 So then the younger ones copied them. 685 00:40:15,255 --> 00:40:17,380 -And then they-- -Thank you, Fabrice. 686 00:40:17,463 --> 00:40:20,338 I think I see how it works. 687 00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:22,296 But you two care about that stuff? 688 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:25,296 Yeah, they do. That's why they're here. They fight all the time. 689 00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:28,130 And you don't talk to each other at all. 690 00:40:28,213 --> 00:40:30,546 If he talks to me, I'll smash his face in again. 691 00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:32,380 Go on then, do it. 692 00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,421 Listen good, I'm going to fuck you up. 693 00:40:34,505 --> 00:40:35,671 Asshole! 694 00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:39,171 Stop! Stop it! 695 00:40:39,255 --> 00:40:41,296 Ludo! Sit down, man. 696 00:40:43,505 --> 00:40:45,755 -Just sit. -You guys are a nightmare. 697 00:40:49,088 --> 00:40:51,088 -See, told you they were in love. -Shut it. 698 00:40:51,671 --> 00:40:54,296 "I'll fuck you up. I'm gonna do you." 699 00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:55,796 Sounds like love to me. 700 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,380 I'm Joseph. What's your name? 701 00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:10,880 -Do you speak French? -No. 702 00:41:12,255 --> 00:41:13,755 What's your name? 703 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:14,838 Waël. 704 00:41:16,546 --> 00:41:18,213 You're Christian then. 705 00:41:18,838 --> 00:41:19,755 No. 706 00:41:20,838 --> 00:41:22,505 -Muslim? -Yes. 707 00:41:24,005 --> 00:41:26,088 I'm Christian. 708 00:41:26,171 --> 00:41:28,171 Muslims killed my family. 709 00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:33,796 Christians and Jews killed mine. 710 00:41:39,588 --> 00:41:41,630 I can teach you French if you want. 711 00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:50,130 Having said that, heroin isn't Victor's biggest problem - 712 00:41:50,213 --> 00:41:51,296 it's gambling. 713 00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:53,005 It's been three-- 714 00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:55,088 -Bye. -Bye. 715 00:41:57,755 --> 00:42:00,546 It's been three months in a row that he's told me he can't pay me. 716 00:42:01,296 --> 00:42:02,421 He gambles my salary. 717 00:42:02,505 --> 00:42:03,421 OK... 718 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:06,880 -Monique! -Let's make that four months. 719 00:42:07,213 --> 00:42:08,213 Yes? 720 00:42:13,046 --> 00:42:15,796 Could you tell the next person to wait five minutes? 721 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,338 I need to take a break. 722 00:42:17,755 --> 00:42:20,338 -Have you been through all the files? -Yes, Master. 723 00:42:22,213 --> 00:42:23,296 Don't call me that. 724 00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:25,338 What? I'm not your slave? 725 00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:28,046 I do all your filing and you don't even pay me. 726 00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:30,671 You tried to rob me. 727 00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:34,505 Hardly. It was just a bit of shopping. 728 00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:36,046 And only the cheap stuff. 729 00:42:36,130 --> 00:42:38,296 Own brand everything! It's pathetic! 730 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:40,546 I'm doing my best, Monique. Money's tight. 731 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:42,630 Have you ever tried those cookies you buy? 732 00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:44,380 No, the kids eat them. 733 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,630 Monique, we're on a tight budget. 734 00:42:46,713 --> 00:42:48,713 It's not about money, it's about attitude. 735 00:42:48,796 --> 00:42:50,838 They need the best so they can be the best. 736 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:54,630 You think I want to fight for you? 737 00:42:54,713 --> 00:42:56,796 No, because you treat me like a secretary. 738 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,171 -But you are my secretary. -No, Victor. 739 00:43:00,255 --> 00:43:01,588 I'm a human being. 740 00:43:01,671 --> 00:43:03,713 You don't give me any real responsibilities, 741 00:43:03,796 --> 00:43:06,171 so it's hard to give this partnership everything I've got. 742 00:43:06,255 --> 00:43:07,713 What partnership? 743 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:10,338 I just want you to file my paperwork! 744 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,546 I want, I want, I want! Stop with this alpha-male attitude. 745 00:43:14,171 --> 00:43:15,338 Know what I want? 746 00:43:15,421 --> 00:43:16,630 A review. 747 00:43:16,713 --> 00:43:18,546 And I don't mean a salary review, tight-ass. 748 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,713 No, I'm talking about a promotion. 749 00:43:20,796 --> 00:43:22,505 What are you talking about? 750 00:43:22,588 --> 00:43:24,046 There are only two of us, Monique. 751 00:43:24,130 --> 00:43:26,046 I want to be on the recruitment team with you. 752 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,796 I want to interview people. 753 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,046 -You know you've got too much work! -Yes, there is a lot to do. 754 00:43:32,671 --> 00:43:34,296 But what do you know about interviewing? 755 00:43:34,380 --> 00:43:36,630 Well I've got one thing you'll never have. 756 00:43:36,713 --> 00:43:37,921 Female intuition. 757 00:43:39,046 --> 00:43:40,005 Admit it. 758 00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:42,255 Admit that, at least. 759 00:43:43,505 --> 00:43:45,755 I can spot a crook a mile off. 760 00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:51,088 I'm sorry, Monique, I can't allow it. 761 00:43:53,671 --> 00:43:55,380 Fine. Don't worry about it. 762 00:43:56,338 --> 00:43:58,921 I'll get back to picking cotton. Thank you, Mr. Victor, sir. 763 00:43:59,005 --> 00:44:01,046 Oh come on, stop that. 764 00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,671 Please may I leave now, Oh Great One? 765 00:44:07,255 --> 00:44:09,546 Monique! 766 00:44:10,421 --> 00:44:11,588 OK, fine. 767 00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:14,963 Let's divide up the interviews. 768 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:34,755 OK. 769 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,421 You must be wondering why we're here. 770 00:44:39,421 --> 00:44:40,255 OK. 771 00:44:40,338 --> 00:44:43,338 We're here to work on something very important. Communication. 772 00:44:44,005 --> 00:44:46,421 My dad say communication important. 773 00:44:46,505 --> 00:44:48,005 Exactly. Your dad is right. 774 00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:50,338 Communication is the most important thing on Earth. 775 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:53,671 It's not the smartest people who win, it's the most resourceful ones. 776 00:44:53,755 --> 00:44:55,005 We know how to communicate. 777 00:44:55,088 --> 00:44:57,463 Yes, with your friends. But with everyone else? 778 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,088 -Suspended for? -Being rude. 779 00:44:59,171 --> 00:45:00,755 Being rude. And why were you rude? 780 00:45:00,838 --> 00:45:02,588 -She started it. -No, stop there. 781 00:45:02,671 --> 00:45:04,880 There's your problem. She wasn't the one who was rude. 782 00:45:04,963 --> 00:45:07,755 -It's a communication problem. -What do you mean? 783 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:11,630 What you think, what you want to say, what you say, 784 00:45:11,713 --> 00:45:14,130 what the other person hears, and what they understand - 785 00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:15,880 five chances for miscommunication. 786 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:16,838 You invented that? 787 00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,255 Yeah. 788 00:45:18,588 --> 00:45:20,921 -You sure? It sounds familiar-- -I came up with it. 789 00:45:21,213 --> 00:45:24,171 So the idea is to spend the day here, but we need to eat at lunchtime 790 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,630 so we need to find the money to buy something to eat. 791 00:45:26,713 --> 00:45:28,046 And how are we going to do that? 792 00:45:29,963 --> 00:45:31,796 Observe, analyze, 793 00:45:32,213 --> 00:45:33,046 then act. 794 00:45:34,171 --> 00:45:35,338 And no one attacks anyone. 795 00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:39,421 Got it? Let the best man win. 796 00:45:39,505 --> 00:45:40,671 Woman. 797 00:45:48,755 --> 00:45:51,505 -So how was your weekend? -Excuse me? 798 00:45:51,588 --> 00:45:53,755 -Mademoiselle, hello? -Sorry, not now. 799 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:55,088 Sorry, you were saying? 800 00:45:56,046 --> 00:45:57,505 -What's the point? -Excuse me? 801 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,921 Sorry, we're busy. 802 00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:02,380 -So you think that will help... -Shit. 803 00:46:02,463 --> 00:46:04,338 Excuse me. How's it going? 804 00:46:04,421 --> 00:46:06,005 -Hi. -What's your name? 805 00:46:06,088 --> 00:46:07,171 Linda. 806 00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:09,880 -You live round here? -Not far. 807 00:46:09,963 --> 00:46:11,463 Right. Got five euros? 808 00:46:12,421 --> 00:46:13,630 Tramp. 809 00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:15,338 What about two? 810 00:46:15,421 --> 00:46:18,755 -Paris-Versailles? -Yes, she races. 811 00:46:18,838 --> 00:46:21,171 I'll have to really think about it. 812 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:40,296 Hello. 813 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,630 What's the most popular game right now? 814 00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:45,338 Uncharted, but I'm almost out. 815 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:05,880 It's crazy, it makes me so mad... 816 00:47:08,505 --> 00:47:10,213 Always the same. 817 00:47:10,713 --> 00:47:11,880 Seriously? 818 00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,546 You see a girl in trouble crying next to you and you walk off? 819 00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:17,755 Yeah, go ahead, look elsewhere! Whatever you do, don't look at me! 820 00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:31,213 Hi there. 821 00:47:31,296 --> 00:47:32,380 Hey, we're both Arabs. 822 00:47:44,755 --> 00:47:46,338 Get out of here! Go on, move! 823 00:47:48,588 --> 00:47:49,588 Thank you. 824 00:47:51,088 --> 00:47:51,963 Hello. 825 00:47:52,046 --> 00:47:54,046 They've even got their kids working now! 826 00:47:54,130 --> 00:47:56,630 I'm standing in for my dad, he's not well. 827 00:47:56,713 --> 00:47:59,005 If I no sell everything, we thrown out. 828 00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:05,921 Excuse me, Madame... 829 00:48:09,296 --> 00:48:10,338 Are you OK? 830 00:48:12,255 --> 00:48:13,755 Listen, it's not your fault. 831 00:48:13,838 --> 00:48:15,046 What does your bag look like? 832 00:48:15,130 --> 00:48:17,213 It's black. And brand new! 833 00:48:17,755 --> 00:48:20,588 -My folks are going to kill me. -What's important is you're not hurt. 834 00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:23,421 Yeah. 835 00:48:23,505 --> 00:48:24,630 -Judo! -What? 836 00:48:25,796 --> 00:48:29,046 My brother's judo money was in the bag! 837 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,713 How much is judo? 838 00:48:32,505 --> 00:48:33,671 Thirty. 839 00:48:34,213 --> 00:48:35,505 I've only got 20. 840 00:48:36,088 --> 00:48:37,046 It's 20! 841 00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:40,255 It's 30 including the kimono, 20 without. 842 00:48:41,546 --> 00:48:42,505 Here you go then. 843 00:48:42,588 --> 00:48:44,130 -Serious? -Yeah. 844 00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:45,755 Here. 845 00:48:45,838 --> 00:48:46,671 Thanks. 846 00:48:46,755 --> 00:48:48,880 -OK then. Bye. -Bye... 847 00:48:49,588 --> 00:48:50,505 Sure? 848 00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:52,588 Sure. 849 00:48:52,671 --> 00:48:54,046 Are you really that tight? 850 00:48:55,046 --> 00:48:58,046 If I had a girlfriend as radiant as this lovely lady, 851 00:48:58,671 --> 00:49:00,005 she'd get flowers every day. 852 00:49:00,088 --> 00:49:01,838 Easy when you're the one selling them. 853 00:49:12,171 --> 00:49:13,671 I wouldn't buy that. 854 00:49:15,338 --> 00:49:17,213 -It's got loads of bugs. -How do you know? 855 00:49:17,296 --> 00:49:18,546 I helped design it. 856 00:49:20,171 --> 00:49:21,130 Go on, ask me anything. 857 00:49:21,838 --> 00:49:24,130 Where's the Lost City in Uncharted 3? 858 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:26,713 In the Rub Al-Khali Desert. 859 00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:27,630 Claudia Black. 860 00:49:27,713 --> 00:49:29,588 We got 96% on GameRankings. 861 00:49:29,671 --> 00:49:31,255 Artificial Intelligence. 862 00:49:31,338 --> 00:49:33,171 Up to ten in teams of five 863 00:49:33,255 --> 00:49:34,755 but only in multiplayer mode. 864 00:49:35,213 --> 00:49:36,963 It's true. She knows everything. 865 00:49:38,421 --> 00:49:39,630 Will there be a new version? 866 00:49:41,505 --> 00:49:44,213 -You want it before everyone else? -Yes! 867 00:49:44,296 --> 00:49:46,671 OK, I think the winner's obvious. Nadia! 868 00:49:46,755 --> 00:49:48,296 I'm the best! 869 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:50,755 -Don't be jealous, congratulate her. -Who's the best here? 870 00:49:50,838 --> 00:49:52,088 You're amazing. 871 00:49:53,046 --> 00:49:55,088 We can also congratulate our two warriors 872 00:49:55,171 --> 00:49:57,130 on their massive failure. 873 00:49:57,213 --> 00:49:58,630 A total of zero euros! 874 00:49:59,588 --> 00:50:02,380 That's what happens when you stop thinking and start fighting instead. 875 00:50:02,463 --> 00:50:04,713 You're lucky. I'm teaching you real life here. 876 00:50:05,338 --> 00:50:07,630 Because I'm all about the details, I don't miss a trick. 877 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,921 I see everything, and I'm fast. 878 00:50:10,005 --> 00:50:11,296 Where's Jimmy? 879 00:50:11,380 --> 00:50:12,380 -Huh? -Jimmy... 880 00:50:12,463 --> 00:50:13,713 -Jimmy? -Jimmy... 881 00:50:14,213 --> 00:50:15,171 This way. 882 00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:32,921 Go Jimmy! 883 00:50:33,005 --> 00:50:34,130 Amazing! 884 00:50:36,130 --> 00:50:37,130 How good is he? 885 00:50:39,505 --> 00:50:40,963 You eat here every day? 886 00:50:42,171 --> 00:50:43,796 I normally eat in my office. 887 00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,296 How sad. 888 00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:48,463 More so than stealing people's shopping? 889 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,421 Monique, I don't know what happened, but your friend... 890 00:50:54,130 --> 00:50:56,171 I don't think he's a good example for the kids. 891 00:50:57,921 --> 00:50:59,630 I'm sure you two would get on. 892 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,171 You've got a lot in common. 893 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,171 Who, me and Ludo? 894 00:51:04,005 --> 00:51:05,546 Please don't compare us. 895 00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:07,713 Seriously guys, what's this about? 896 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,171 Don't worry, he knows. 897 00:51:10,255 --> 00:51:11,921 Yeah, but I don't. Explain it to me. 898 00:51:12,630 --> 00:51:14,713 They put my little brother in hospital. 899 00:51:14,796 --> 00:51:16,963 -That was me? -Mates of yours, right? 900 00:51:17,046 --> 00:51:20,130 -Was I there personally? -You saying you wouldn't have hit him? 901 00:51:20,213 --> 00:51:22,588 Come on, tell me the truth. Show some balls. 902 00:51:23,171 --> 00:51:25,005 Well, yeah, I'd have hit him. 903 00:51:25,796 --> 00:51:27,671 -See? -Only natural. 904 00:51:28,171 --> 00:51:30,213 You guys gassed Mathieu in front of the bus. 905 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:32,630 So? He came into our territory. 906 00:51:32,713 --> 00:51:35,463 -What's your problem? -City Hall isn't your turf! 907 00:51:35,546 --> 00:51:37,546 City Hall's ours. Come on then. Get up! 908 00:51:38,046 --> 00:51:40,963 -Think you're funny do you? -What you gonna do asshole? 909 00:51:41,046 --> 00:51:42,380 Guys, I've got a question. 910 00:51:42,463 --> 00:51:44,421 This north and south business... 911 00:51:45,463 --> 00:51:47,755 -It's all social housing, right? -So what? 912 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:49,796 So your parents didn't choose to live there. 913 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,171 It's where they were allocated. 914 00:51:51,255 --> 00:51:53,713 So either of you could have ended up on the other's turf, 915 00:51:53,796 --> 00:51:55,963 or on the same turf and been on the same side. 916 00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:58,796 Fight if you want to, I don't care. 917 00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:02,255 But you're essentially fighting for the sake of a letterbox. 918 00:52:02,338 --> 00:52:03,671 We don't even have a letterbox. 919 00:52:04,296 --> 00:52:06,338 Leila, you start please. 920 00:52:06,421 --> 00:52:10,296 "A long time ago, our country was called Gaul 921 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:13,880 and the people who lived there were called Gauls." 922 00:52:13,963 --> 00:52:14,796 Very good. 923 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,255 Waël, now you. 924 00:52:16,338 --> 00:52:20,380 "The Gauls... like... to go hunting. 925 00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:22,630 They catch... 926 00:52:24,671 --> 00:52:26,963 wild boars and wolves." 927 00:52:27,671 --> 00:52:28,671 Well done. 928 00:52:29,171 --> 00:52:31,130 -Bashir, your turn. -"It isn't..." 929 00:52:31,213 --> 00:52:32,921 -They're not my cousins. -No? 930 00:52:33,005 --> 00:52:35,588 Course they're not his cousins! 931 00:52:35,671 --> 00:52:37,546 So this time it really is the last day. 932 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:39,796 -I had a really good time. -Us too, Waël. 933 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,838 -Yeah, we hope it'll be you tomorrow. -Yeah, or we'll protest again. 934 00:52:42,921 --> 00:52:44,963 No, no more of your protests. 935 00:52:45,713 --> 00:52:47,546 Well, look after yourselves and... 936 00:52:48,130 --> 00:52:48,963 You can go. 937 00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:56,296 You never give up. I don't believe it! 938 00:52:57,755 --> 00:52:58,796 Get lost now. 939 00:52:59,630 --> 00:53:00,463 Thanks, Waël. 940 00:53:01,046 --> 00:53:02,338 -Thanks! -Yeah, whatever. 941 00:53:02,421 --> 00:53:03,255 Bye! 942 00:53:05,421 --> 00:53:06,463 Fucking hell. 943 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,171 You're a hard guy to find. 944 00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:31,713 -Stop, you're hurting me! -Think I've got time to run after you? 945 00:53:32,421 --> 00:53:34,130 You're the only one causing me problems! 946 00:53:34,213 --> 00:53:35,796 -Stop dodging me, got it? -Yeah. 947 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:36,921 -Got it? -Yeah. 948 00:53:41,463 --> 00:53:42,380 How much did you make? 949 00:53:43,088 --> 00:53:45,046 Haven't sold anything. I'm at school all day. 950 00:53:45,505 --> 00:53:47,755 Don't give me that, you little twat. It's the holidays. 951 00:53:47,838 --> 00:53:49,046 It's compulsory! 952 00:53:49,130 --> 00:53:50,088 What about evenings? 953 00:53:50,921 --> 00:53:51,838 Do you sleep here? 954 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:53,713 Do you? 955 00:53:53,796 --> 00:53:55,296 -No. -Well then. 956 00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:57,838 When you get home, you work. Got it? 957 00:53:57,921 --> 00:53:59,088 Yeah. 958 00:53:59,171 --> 00:54:00,963 Tomorrow you'd better have something for me. 959 00:54:02,963 --> 00:54:04,213 I don't want to do it anymore. 960 00:54:07,088 --> 00:54:08,088 I don't want to. 961 00:54:11,296 --> 00:54:12,130 Oh yeah? 962 00:54:15,421 --> 00:54:16,380 OK. 963 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,463 Let's stop. 964 00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:21,588 Is that what you want? 965 00:54:22,213 --> 00:54:23,630 Yeah? OK. 966 00:54:24,796 --> 00:54:28,421 You stop dealing for me and I'll stop running after you. 967 00:54:30,046 --> 00:54:31,130 I'll ring social services. 968 00:54:31,213 --> 00:54:33,505 Single mom with no job and four kids? 969 00:54:33,588 --> 00:54:35,713 -They'll be interested. -No! Don't, Frank! 970 00:54:35,796 --> 00:54:37,421 They'll separate you all, of course. 971 00:54:37,505 --> 00:54:39,255 No one's going to take all four of you. 972 00:54:39,338 --> 00:54:40,421 Please don't say anything. 973 00:54:43,921 --> 00:54:45,088 Here, this is all I have. 974 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,463 What's this? You did work after all? 975 00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:51,255 No, the guy in charge, he gives us ten euros a day. 976 00:54:51,963 --> 00:54:52,796 What for? 977 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,213 I don't know. Nothing. To make sure we come. 978 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,255 Get out of here. 979 00:55:30,005 --> 00:55:33,380 -Don't you have anything else? -I'll get something nicer tomorrow. 980 00:55:34,796 --> 00:55:35,880 Amen! 981 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,838 OK, so I've got two potentials and they can both start tomorrow. 982 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:43,838 I haven't got any. 983 00:55:44,546 --> 00:55:45,671 Not one? 984 00:55:47,463 --> 00:55:48,755 Monique, what do you mean? 985 00:55:54,130 --> 00:55:55,421 Oh no, you didn't... 986 00:55:55,505 --> 00:55:57,088 Waël is the best you're going to get. 987 00:55:57,671 --> 00:55:59,213 You can't do this to me. 988 00:56:00,255 --> 00:56:02,338 Talk with the kids and then you can decide. 989 00:56:03,088 --> 00:56:05,421 He's a criminal, Monique! And so are you! 990 00:56:06,171 --> 00:56:08,005 That boy has been through a lot! 991 00:56:09,046 --> 00:56:11,338 OK, he's getting his revenge, but he's got a good heart. 992 00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:13,755 And I pray every day 993 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:16,838 that he'll find something he likes and stop all this nonsense. 994 00:56:16,921 --> 00:56:20,088 But, yes, I'd rather be a criminal and watch him than let him get put away! 995 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,255 Talk to the kids. 996 00:56:26,713 --> 00:56:27,921 So you're sure? 997 00:56:28,005 --> 00:56:29,130 Yes, 100%. 998 00:56:29,921 --> 00:56:31,296 Good, that's great. 999 00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:34,255 Who is it? 1000 00:56:35,296 --> 00:56:37,921 It's a girl. She's got a lot of experience. 1001 00:56:40,088 --> 00:56:40,963 Good. 1002 00:56:43,671 --> 00:56:45,588 So she's got experience has she? 1003 00:56:46,463 --> 00:56:47,546 Oh, yes. 1004 00:56:48,296 --> 00:56:50,130 She's been working with kids her whole life. 1005 00:56:51,588 --> 00:56:54,255 So it's not all just routine to her? 1006 00:56:54,338 --> 00:56:56,255 I mean, it's good to have a fresh perspective, 1007 00:56:56,338 --> 00:56:57,838 not to be immune to it all. 1008 00:56:58,546 --> 00:57:00,213 No, don't you worry. 1009 00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:05,463 No, she seems perfect. She's punctual, energetic, firm... 1010 00:57:05,546 --> 00:57:07,921 Who cares about being firm? 1011 00:57:08,005 --> 00:57:10,046 -That's not what... -No, it's just... 1012 00:57:11,005 --> 00:57:11,838 Nothing. 1013 00:57:11,921 --> 00:57:12,838 -What? -No, nothing. 1014 00:57:13,588 --> 00:57:15,713 -Tell me. -No, I... 1015 00:57:15,796 --> 00:57:17,671 -I'm probably wrong. -Tell me. 1016 00:57:19,171 --> 00:57:20,005 I... 1017 00:57:20,088 --> 00:57:23,296 Maybe I'm wrong, but when.... 1018 00:57:24,130 --> 00:57:26,505 When I said goodbye to her, she smelt... 1019 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,380 a little bit of alcohol. 1020 00:57:29,921 --> 00:57:31,380 -Are you joking? -Just a little bit. 1021 00:57:31,463 --> 00:57:34,005 Either she smelt of alcohol or she didn't. 1022 00:57:34,671 --> 00:57:38,130 I'm sorry but no, you can't hire her. 1023 00:57:38,213 --> 00:57:39,838 I won't give her the kids. 1024 00:57:39,921 --> 00:57:40,963 No way. 1025 00:57:41,046 --> 00:57:43,005 That would be dangerous. 1026 00:57:43,713 --> 00:57:45,796 I'll come tomorrow and stay for the week. 1027 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,921 And if you want to hire her after that, you can, 1028 00:57:49,005 --> 00:57:50,963 but she can work when she's sober. 1029 00:57:51,046 --> 00:57:52,671 -Are you crazy? -Sure? 1030 00:57:52,755 --> 00:57:53,880 Not like I have a choice. 1031 00:57:53,963 --> 00:57:55,630 Don't think I'm happy about it though. 1032 00:57:58,671 --> 00:58:00,255 I'll talk to Victor then. 1033 00:58:03,505 --> 00:58:06,296 Talking of Victor, do you think... 1034 00:58:09,713 --> 00:58:10,713 What? 1035 00:58:10,796 --> 00:58:12,296 -What? -I don't know! 1036 00:58:13,505 --> 00:58:14,630 No, but... 1037 00:58:14,713 --> 00:58:16,171 -What? -You're blushing. 1038 00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,546 -I'm not. -Yes, you are. 1039 00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:22,296 -I just want to ask you-- -Go ahead. 1040 00:58:22,380 --> 00:58:24,921 -Go ahead and what? -Come on. Go ahead. 1041 00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:27,796 I know you, don't forget. 1042 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,546 Victor's a good guy. 1043 00:58:31,588 --> 00:58:33,546 It will be good for you not to be alone anymore. 1044 00:58:34,171 --> 00:58:35,505 How do you know he's on his own? 1045 00:58:36,755 --> 00:58:38,213 Aren't we all? 1046 00:58:39,963 --> 00:58:41,630 Who's good at animal cries? 1047 00:58:42,296 --> 00:58:44,130 -Not me. -I am. 1048 00:58:44,213 --> 00:58:46,213 -Which animal? -Cat. 1049 00:58:46,296 --> 00:58:47,338 Make a cat sound then. 1050 00:59:01,963 --> 00:59:03,880 Don't forget the tongue. You too. 1051 00:59:11,088 --> 00:59:12,296 You need to eat. 1052 00:59:20,338 --> 00:59:22,005 I'll leave the soup here. 1053 00:59:22,796 --> 00:59:24,255 Eat if you're hungry. 1054 00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:26,880 Not asleep yet? 1055 00:59:26,963 --> 00:59:28,630 Been awake all this time? 1056 00:59:28,713 --> 00:59:30,338 Time to sleep now. 1057 00:59:31,255 --> 00:59:32,296 You too. 1058 01:00:23,338 --> 01:00:24,505 -Hey, Ludo. -What? 1059 01:00:25,005 --> 01:00:26,421 We're not pals, OK, but... 1060 01:00:27,130 --> 01:00:28,755 If I see you in a fight... 1061 01:00:29,588 --> 01:00:30,880 I wouldn't hit you, OK? 1062 01:00:31,338 --> 01:00:32,171 Why not? 1063 01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:34,546 -Hi. -Yes! Hey! 1064 01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:36,213 -All good? -Yeah. 1065 01:00:36,296 --> 01:00:39,005 -We were worried you weren't coming. -Yeah, right. 1066 01:00:40,213 --> 01:00:41,421 -Let's go. -Where? 1067 01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,255 Aren't we going into town like yesterday? 1068 01:00:48,380 --> 01:00:49,213 Karim. 1069 01:00:56,255 --> 01:00:57,088 Ludo. 1070 01:01:02,713 --> 01:01:04,630 -Karim. -You serious? 1071 01:01:08,213 --> 01:01:09,130 Fuck's sake... 1072 01:01:09,213 --> 01:01:10,213 Last one... 1073 01:01:13,213 --> 01:01:14,880 -Karim. -Fuck, come on. 1074 01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:16,546 You really piss me off. 1075 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:18,713 I love you, Jack. 1076 01:01:18,796 --> 01:01:21,255 Don't say that, Rose. You're going to live. 1077 01:01:21,338 --> 01:01:22,546 I'm so cold. 1078 01:01:23,171 --> 01:01:24,671 -I love you, Nadia. -Rose. 1079 01:01:24,755 --> 01:01:26,880 Yeah, Rose. Listen, we're going to make it. 1080 01:01:26,963 --> 01:01:27,963 You'll die an old woman. 1081 01:01:28,046 --> 01:01:29,296 My body's gone numb. 1082 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,671 Right now, promise me you're going to live. 1083 01:01:31,755 --> 01:01:34,088 -Never give up. -I will never give up. 1084 01:01:34,921 --> 01:01:36,171 I want to grow old with you. 1085 01:01:36,255 --> 01:01:37,963 I want to bear your children. 1086 01:01:38,588 --> 01:01:39,963 You know I love you. 1087 01:01:40,046 --> 01:01:41,005 And I will never... 1088 01:01:41,588 --> 01:01:43,796 Come on, that's enough of this shit! 1089 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,088 But it was so good! 1090 01:01:45,171 --> 01:01:47,046 It was crap. I'm not a girl! 1091 01:01:47,130 --> 01:01:48,213 No, you're not a girl. 1092 01:01:48,296 --> 01:01:50,713 -You're playing a part. -No way. I'm not doing it. 1093 01:01:52,046 --> 01:01:53,838 -Hello. -Aren't you supposed to be in court? 1094 01:01:53,921 --> 01:01:56,296 Yes, I'm on my way. You left your keys at home. 1095 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:58,755 No, I've got my keys. They're Yasmina's. 1096 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,296 My mistake. 1097 01:02:02,963 --> 01:02:05,171 -OK, bye. -Bye, see you later. 1098 01:02:05,963 --> 01:02:07,338 That's Nadia's sister? 1099 01:02:10,796 --> 01:02:11,630 Sarah? 1100 01:02:11,713 --> 01:02:13,296 -You're Nadia's sister? -Yeah. 1101 01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:14,755 -Incredible! -Yeah. 1102 01:02:15,713 --> 01:02:18,171 Thanks for not blowing my cover in there with the kids. 1103 01:02:18,755 --> 01:02:19,630 Your cover? 1104 01:02:20,046 --> 01:02:23,088 You know, that I know Beyoncé and I work in showbiz. 1105 01:02:23,171 --> 01:02:25,546 I saw you at the airport when you first spotted me, 1106 01:02:25,630 --> 01:02:28,921 and when I saw you again, I knew you must have run to catch up with me, 1107 01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:30,213 just so you could talk to me. 1108 01:02:30,296 --> 01:02:33,088 -So, forget showbiz. -Wait. Why did you give me your number? 1109 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,713 I don't know. I was curious. 1110 01:02:36,296 --> 01:02:37,755 And resourceful guys are cute. 1111 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:41,588 And then my sister mentioned a certain weird Waël, so I thought I'd check. 1112 01:02:43,921 --> 01:02:45,380 -I'm sorry. -Don't be. 1113 01:02:46,713 --> 01:02:49,130 Hang on a sec. I can make it up to you. 1114 01:02:51,588 --> 01:02:55,130 OK, I know. Let me do something that I've never done before. 1115 01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:56,171 Have dinner with me. 1116 01:02:56,255 --> 01:02:57,546 You've never asked a girl out? 1117 01:02:57,630 --> 01:02:59,838 -No, never. -Listen, I've got to go. 1118 01:02:59,921 --> 01:03:02,588 Hang on, wait. OK. I can think of something better. 1119 01:03:02,671 --> 01:03:04,838 Dinner at mine with the kids' parents on Friday. 1120 01:03:04,921 --> 01:03:06,463 I'd really like you to come. 1121 01:03:06,546 --> 01:03:07,713 Not interested. 1122 01:03:09,713 --> 01:03:11,005 What about Nadia's future? 1123 01:03:12,755 --> 01:03:14,171 I'll text you the address! 1124 01:03:17,796 --> 01:03:18,630 What? 1125 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:20,755 When you say "sister" 1126 01:03:21,588 --> 01:03:23,963 it's because she's like a sister to you? 1127 01:03:24,046 --> 01:03:25,130 No, she is my sister. 1128 01:03:25,755 --> 01:03:26,796 But... 1129 01:03:27,546 --> 01:03:29,546 -Have you got the same parents? -Of course. 1130 01:03:29,963 --> 01:03:31,421 -Both of them? -Yes. 1131 01:03:32,755 --> 01:03:34,463 No one got remarried, or...? 1132 01:03:34,546 --> 01:03:35,505 No. 1133 01:03:35,588 --> 01:03:37,005 No foster family? 1134 01:03:37,088 --> 01:03:38,088 No. 1135 01:03:38,171 --> 01:03:39,296 No one was adopted? 1136 01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:41,255 No, no and no again! 1137 01:03:42,630 --> 01:03:44,088 Show us a photo of your parents. 1138 01:03:44,171 --> 01:03:45,713 What's your problem, weirdo? 1139 01:03:46,213 --> 01:03:47,546 Come on, just tell her. 1140 01:03:47,630 --> 01:03:49,588 You don't look anything like each other. 1141 01:03:49,671 --> 01:03:52,338 Don't tell her though, because then she'll get all jealous. 1142 01:04:06,755 --> 01:04:07,796 But do you like it? 1143 01:04:08,046 --> 01:04:10,588 Yeah, I mean, to begin with, it's good money. 1144 01:04:10,671 --> 01:04:12,546 But it's getting riskier now. 1145 01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:14,005 Two of my mates got caught. 1146 01:04:16,338 --> 01:04:17,338 What if you rat him out? 1147 01:04:18,088 --> 01:04:20,130 He's a cop. Who's going to believe me? 1148 01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,380 That's fucked up. 1149 01:04:28,463 --> 01:04:32,755 ...let it go, eeny, meeny, miny-- 1150 01:04:33,838 --> 01:04:36,880 Hi, kids. Hi, Waël. Can I borrow them for moment? 1151 01:04:36,963 --> 01:04:37,921 Right now? 1152 01:04:38,005 --> 01:04:39,630 I'm pairing them up for oral class. 1153 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,296 And by that I mean speaking English, Fabrice. 1154 01:04:50,005 --> 01:04:53,630 And so, what have you learnt over the last few days? 1155 01:04:53,713 --> 01:04:56,630 -Jimmy's learnt to read and write. -And how's that going? 1156 01:05:00,963 --> 01:05:03,255 And do you like him? 1157 01:05:03,338 --> 01:05:04,588 -Yeah. -Sure. 1158 01:05:04,671 --> 01:05:06,296 And you come back every day because... 1159 01:05:08,463 --> 01:05:09,838 We want to go back to school. 1160 01:05:10,713 --> 01:05:11,546 Yeah. 1161 01:05:12,713 --> 01:05:14,171 We want... 1162 01:05:14,963 --> 01:05:17,713 We think our punishment was justified, 1163 01:05:17,796 --> 01:05:21,380 and we'd like to continue our studies in a calm and serious manner. 1164 01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,796 Do you want him to stay until the end of the course? 1165 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,421 Yes. 1166 01:05:29,005 --> 01:05:30,588 -I could replace-- -No! 1167 01:05:32,921 --> 01:05:34,088 OK, thanks, kids. 1168 01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:35,963 -You can go back in. -Thanks. 1169 01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,671 I'LL SEND THE ADDRESS LATER. 1170 01:05:46,755 --> 01:05:49,838 I'M STUCK IN THE STUDIO WITH RIHANNA. 1171 01:05:51,421 --> 01:05:53,046 WHO'S THIS? 1172 01:05:57,088 --> 01:05:58,505 WAËL... 1173 01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:05,130 NO, WHO IS RIHANNA? 1174 01:06:08,005 --> 01:06:10,338 -Don't mention the money, otherwise... -It's not even us. 1175 01:06:10,755 --> 01:06:12,880 Yeah, but Victor will get in trouble, 1176 01:06:12,963 --> 01:06:14,171 and I like Victor. 1177 01:06:14,255 --> 01:06:15,880 -So blow him then. -What did you say? 1178 01:06:16,213 --> 01:06:18,255 -It's just an expression. -No, say it again. 1179 01:06:18,338 --> 01:06:19,838 Come on, he's kidding. 1180 01:06:20,755 --> 01:06:22,046 Well it's not funny. 1181 01:06:30,505 --> 01:06:32,130 -The ground. -The ground. 1182 01:06:32,713 --> 01:06:33,630 Joseph! 1183 01:06:36,171 --> 01:06:37,171 Joseph! 1184 01:06:38,296 --> 01:06:39,296 Come here. 1185 01:07:09,005 --> 01:07:10,213 And what do I do? 1186 01:07:12,213 --> 01:07:13,630 Try something. 1187 01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:16,005 The guy's got moves! 1188 01:07:18,963 --> 01:07:20,213 We should organize a gig. 1189 01:07:20,796 --> 01:07:23,421 It's a big step, Waël. Are you sure? 1190 01:07:26,046 --> 01:07:26,963 It feels right. 1191 01:07:27,963 --> 01:07:29,296 I don't know what to say to her. 1192 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,005 You'll work it out. 1193 01:07:31,921 --> 01:07:33,505 I'm not good at talking to people. 1194 01:07:35,463 --> 01:07:36,505 You'll learn. 1195 01:07:37,796 --> 01:07:39,046 And who's going to teach me? 1196 01:07:42,838 --> 01:07:47,130 LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE 1197 01:08:01,505 --> 01:08:02,880 She's going to feel very lonely. 1198 01:08:03,796 --> 01:08:06,921 Yes. I've made some bread to take over to her. 1199 01:08:07,713 --> 01:08:08,546 This is good. 1200 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:12,171 Good idea. 1201 01:08:13,088 --> 01:08:14,130 Daddy. 1202 01:08:14,588 --> 01:08:17,005 It's my fault I can't find them. Don't buy me new ones. 1203 01:08:18,338 --> 01:08:19,963 What on earth do you mean? 1204 01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:23,046 I don't deserve a new pair. 1205 01:08:24,130 --> 01:08:25,713 We all make mistakes. 1206 01:08:25,796 --> 01:08:28,046 -That's true. -He's right. 1207 01:08:28,630 --> 01:08:30,796 I don't think I deserve new glasses. 1208 01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:32,796 Poor little girl. 1209 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:33,921 Yes, I know. 1210 01:08:37,588 --> 01:08:38,796 But I'm here. 1211 01:08:39,421 --> 01:08:41,713 But what happens when you're gone? 1212 01:08:42,338 --> 01:08:44,005 I'll take you with me. 1213 01:08:46,380 --> 01:08:48,921 I'll never leave without you. 1214 01:09:01,463 --> 01:09:03,171 Shana, I've been thinking of you. 1215 01:09:04,130 --> 01:09:05,421 I baked you some bread. 1216 01:09:08,213 --> 01:09:09,338 Thanks. 1217 01:09:10,421 --> 01:09:11,421 I think. 1218 01:09:12,755 --> 01:09:15,296 You know, if you lose your glasses one day... 1219 01:09:17,088 --> 01:09:18,463 you mustn't blame yourself. 1220 01:09:18,546 --> 01:09:19,838 You mustn't think... 1221 01:09:21,088 --> 01:09:24,213 that you should have kept them on or that you don't deserve a new pair. 1222 01:09:24,755 --> 01:09:25,880 But I don't wear glasses. 1223 01:09:25,963 --> 01:09:27,213 Because actually... 1224 01:09:27,755 --> 01:09:28,796 you're the victim. 1225 01:09:29,380 --> 01:09:30,505 You're not to blame. 1226 01:09:30,588 --> 01:09:32,255 Everyone loses their glasses. 1227 01:09:32,963 --> 01:09:34,213 Waël, I don't wear glasses. 1228 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,838 Don't think that it's your fault. 1229 01:09:38,213 --> 01:09:40,046 That would be silly. 1230 01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:42,255 Everyone makes mistakes. 1231 01:09:44,546 --> 01:09:45,463 OK. 1232 01:09:47,505 --> 01:09:48,713 And... 1233 01:09:48,796 --> 01:09:51,296 if anything like that happens to you, you can talk to me. 1234 01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:52,963 You can trust me. 1235 01:09:53,046 --> 01:09:55,921 You need to know that I'll never leave without you. 1236 01:09:56,005 --> 01:09:57,671 I'll take you with me. 1237 01:09:58,296 --> 01:10:00,088 What do you mean "without me"? 1238 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,921 Are you going to kidnap and hold me to ransom? 1239 01:10:03,005 --> 01:10:04,088 Is it because I'm Jewish? 1240 01:10:04,171 --> 01:10:06,713 -What are you talking about? -No, what are you talking about? 1241 01:10:06,796 --> 01:10:09,088 I saw how you reacted to Fabrice's joke yesterday. 1242 01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:12,755 Yeah, well it wasn't funny, that's all. 1243 01:10:12,838 --> 01:10:15,255 If there's something going on, you need to talk to someone. 1244 01:10:15,838 --> 01:10:19,588 No, don't worry. Nothing's happened. It's just I don't like that kind of joke. 1245 01:10:20,546 --> 01:10:21,380 Sure? 1246 01:10:21,963 --> 01:10:22,796 Yeah. 1247 01:10:24,088 --> 01:10:26,421 Good. I must have misunderstood. 1248 01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:29,463 It's just it happened to someone I know, so I was a bit... 1249 01:10:29,546 --> 01:10:31,463 No, don't worry. I'm OK. 1250 01:10:31,546 --> 01:10:33,255 But you know someone who's not? 1251 01:10:36,671 --> 01:10:37,505 Who's that? 1252 01:10:39,088 --> 01:10:40,755 It's Ludo's youth worker I think. 1253 01:10:42,963 --> 01:10:45,880 -Waël, can I go find the others? -Sure, go ahead. 1254 01:10:45,963 --> 01:10:47,130 -Thanks. -Thank you. 1255 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,380 Hi. 1256 01:10:52,005 --> 01:10:54,255 -Hi. -You're Ludo's youth worker, right? 1257 01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:56,213 Did he tell you that? 1258 01:10:56,296 --> 01:10:59,005 No, he's not big on talking. 1259 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,963 -Yeah. -So are you? 1260 01:11:02,005 --> 01:11:04,088 -Yeah. -Is he like this at home too? 1261 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:05,796 I can't talk about it. 1262 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,630 I'm not being nosy. It's just because I work with him too. 1263 01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,130 So... 1264 01:11:11,213 --> 01:11:12,463 I can't talk about it. 1265 01:11:12,546 --> 01:11:14,546 Do you want to see him? I can let you in. 1266 01:11:14,630 --> 01:11:16,963 -No, don't worry. -I don't mind, I can give you the code. 1267 01:11:17,796 --> 01:11:19,380 You the guy who pays them to come back? 1268 01:11:20,671 --> 01:11:21,671 Right, OK. 1269 01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:23,921 So he told you. Doesn't look very pro. 1270 01:11:26,171 --> 01:11:28,171 If you can keep a secret, it's not real money. 1271 01:11:29,005 --> 01:11:29,838 What? 1272 01:11:29,921 --> 01:11:31,838 It's just to get them to come back every day. 1273 01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,255 No, how is it not real money? 1274 01:11:33,338 --> 01:11:34,296 Forged notes. 1275 01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:36,046 They look pretty real to me. 1276 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:38,796 No. I can't pay out 60 euros a day to a group of kids. 1277 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,213 What are you saying? 1278 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:43,963 I know a guy who sells 10-euro notes for 1 euro, 1279 01:11:44,046 --> 01:11:45,963 20 euros for 2,50 euros, 50 for 5, and so on. 1280 01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:48,213 We pay him a tenth of their value. Get it? 1281 01:11:48,588 --> 01:11:50,213 OK, have you got 10 euros on you? 1282 01:12:02,255 --> 01:12:03,088 Seriously? 1283 01:12:03,171 --> 01:12:05,546 It would be great if this could stay between us. 1284 01:12:05,630 --> 01:12:06,838 It's not a gift. 1285 01:12:06,921 --> 01:12:10,505 I want to know about Ludo, so I can help him, OK? 1286 01:12:12,671 --> 01:12:14,130 -No problem. -My name's Waël. 1287 01:12:14,755 --> 01:12:16,380 -Nice to meet you, Waël. -Great. 1288 01:12:16,463 --> 01:12:17,880 Don't tell the kids, OK? 1289 01:12:18,546 --> 01:12:20,130 -Don't worry. -Or they won't come back. 1290 01:12:20,213 --> 01:12:21,713 -Talk soon? -Definitely. 1291 01:12:26,921 --> 01:12:28,921 I can't read that. What does it say? 1292 01:12:29,005 --> 01:12:30,005 -Where? -There. 1293 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,755 It says "Ham and eggs". 1294 01:12:35,713 --> 01:12:37,046 No it doesn't. 1295 01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:39,046 Yeah, it does, "AM N X". "Ham and eggs". 1296 01:12:40,546 --> 01:12:41,963 When you need to ask quickly. 1297 01:12:43,130 --> 01:12:45,130 "Quick, AM N X." 1298 01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:47,880 Right. 1299 01:12:48,463 --> 01:12:51,171 Did you know that direct and indirect objects 1300 01:12:51,255 --> 01:12:53,671 don't follow the same rules? 1301 01:12:53,755 --> 01:12:54,588 Look here... 1302 01:12:54,671 --> 01:12:56,838 -What are you doing, Fabrice? -Sorry, I slipped. 1303 01:12:56,921 --> 01:12:58,921 Waël! Victor needs to get this furniture changed. 1304 01:12:59,005 --> 01:12:59,963 It's dangerous, man! 1305 01:13:00,046 --> 01:13:01,755 -Are you OK? -Yeah, fine, but... 1306 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,463 OK, so you were saying... 1307 01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:06,338 Why can't I write it like that? 1308 01:13:06,421 --> 01:13:08,713 Because you want ham and eggs, not confused looks. 1309 01:13:10,838 --> 01:13:12,046 Ludo, don't do that again. 1310 01:13:13,255 --> 01:13:15,088 Use the tape to stay within the area. 1311 01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:22,755 Then take the beige blusher... 1312 01:13:26,713 --> 01:13:27,546 What are you doing? 1313 01:13:28,963 --> 01:13:29,921 What's that? 1314 01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:31,671 No, nothing. I'm... 1315 01:13:33,088 --> 01:13:35,296 -Coming for lunch? -No sorry, we can't. 1316 01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:38,630 Victor's got a meeting and I... I have filing to do. 1317 01:13:38,713 --> 01:13:40,171 Monique, are you ready? 1318 01:13:40,255 --> 01:13:42,171 We mustn't be late, I've booked the best table. 1319 01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:45,588 For the meeting at City Hall. 1320 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,505 -City Hall? -If they start without us... 1321 01:14:00,671 --> 01:14:02,296 WARRIORS 1322 01:14:04,338 --> 01:14:05,796 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1323 01:14:17,713 --> 01:14:18,963 BABYSITTING... 1324 01:14:19,046 --> 01:14:22,046 THINGS ARE HARD FOR BRAD AND ANGELINA SINCE THEIR DIVORCE, 1325 01:14:22,130 --> 01:14:24,880 SO I'M LOOKING AFTER THEIR KIDS FOR THEM 1326 01:14:34,796 --> 01:14:37,880 Waël, can I talk to you about something real quick? 1327 01:14:37,963 --> 01:14:38,880 Sure. 1328 01:14:39,796 --> 01:14:43,088 Can we talk a bit more about communication and all that stuff? 1329 01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:47,505 See, I've got this friend, and some people don't like her 1330 01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:49,463 because she's smarter than they are. 1331 01:14:49,546 --> 01:14:51,338 So, she gets mad. 1332 01:14:51,421 --> 01:14:54,296 It's not her fault, it's just that everyone else is a moron. 1333 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,588 People can be real morons. 1334 01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:00,088 Who is she? 1335 01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,130 Someone at school. 1336 01:15:02,755 --> 01:15:04,296 And what's her name? 1337 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,630 Her name's Inès. 1338 01:15:07,171 --> 01:15:08,463 Where does she live? 1339 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,921 She lives in Créteil. 1340 01:15:11,005 --> 01:15:12,421 Créteil, right. 1341 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,380 And what does she do in Créteil? 1342 01:15:15,213 --> 01:15:16,421 She's a dentist. 1343 01:15:16,796 --> 01:15:19,046 You've got a school friend who's a dentist? 1344 01:15:21,296 --> 01:15:23,255 I mean, she's not really a dentist. 1345 01:15:23,338 --> 01:15:24,421 No kidding. 1346 01:15:25,338 --> 01:15:27,088 Can I ask you to listen for two minutes? 1347 01:15:27,171 --> 01:15:30,588 So we've helped Jimmy with his communication problems. 1348 01:15:30,671 --> 01:15:31,880 Now, it's Nadia's turn. 1349 01:15:31,963 --> 01:15:34,296 I don't have communication problems. 1350 01:15:34,505 --> 01:15:36,130 List Nadia's qualities for me. 1351 01:15:36,213 --> 01:15:37,296 Smart. 1352 01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:39,171 -Remembers everything. -Fantastic. 1353 01:15:39,255 --> 01:15:41,463 See? No communication problems. 1354 01:15:41,546 --> 01:15:42,421 And now, her faults. 1355 01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:45,421 -She never lets anything go. -She's a show-off. 1356 01:15:48,255 --> 01:15:51,255 It's not that I don't let things go, it's just when I'm right, I'm right. 1357 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,338 You'd be the same. 1358 01:15:59,921 --> 01:16:01,755 Nadia, what do you see? 1359 01:16:01,838 --> 01:16:02,838 A duck. 1360 01:16:02,921 --> 01:16:05,213 -OK. Everyone else? -Duck. 1361 01:16:05,296 --> 01:16:07,213 -Everyone sees a duck? -I do, too. 1362 01:16:07,963 --> 01:16:09,421 -Who sees something else? -I do. 1363 01:16:09,505 --> 01:16:11,088 I see a rabbit. 1364 01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:12,255 A rabbit? 1365 01:16:12,338 --> 01:16:14,338 Yeah, look, it's a rabbit. 1366 01:16:14,421 --> 01:16:15,880 -Yeah, it's a rabbit. -Look again. 1367 01:16:15,963 --> 01:16:17,796 -Definitely a duck. -Ludo, what about you? 1368 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,130 A rabbit. 1369 01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:21,880 See your duck's beak? 1370 01:16:21,963 --> 01:16:24,088 Those are his ears. 1371 01:16:24,171 --> 01:16:26,671 -Exactly. -Oh, yeah, I see. 1372 01:16:27,255 --> 01:16:29,005 So it's a duck-rabbit. 1373 01:16:29,088 --> 01:16:30,838 No it's not a duck-rabbit. 1374 01:16:30,921 --> 01:16:33,755 Some people see a duck, others see a rabbit. 1375 01:16:33,838 --> 01:16:35,796 We see different things, but who's right Nadia? 1376 01:16:37,380 --> 01:16:39,963 It's about interpretation, not facts. 1377 01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:43,671 That's beautiful. Did you just make it up? 1378 01:16:44,255 --> 01:16:45,755 Not right this minute. 1379 01:16:45,838 --> 01:16:46,838 I made it up... 1380 01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:49,921 roughly a week, ten days ago. 1381 01:16:50,588 --> 01:16:52,213 Sure it's not Nietzsche? 1382 01:16:52,796 --> 01:16:55,421 Well, if there are guys out there copying me... 1383 01:16:55,505 --> 01:16:56,546 Ten days is a long time. 1384 01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:58,546 What does it mean exactly? 1385 01:16:59,088 --> 01:17:02,213 It means we can disagree, but still both be right. 1386 01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:05,463 Exactly. Right, time to go. 1387 01:17:05,546 --> 01:17:06,713 Already? 1388 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:08,130 Come and rob me blind then. 1389 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,338 Thanks for everything, Waël. 1390 01:17:21,046 --> 01:17:23,338 -Thanks, Waël. -Bye, Jimmy. 1391 01:17:23,421 --> 01:17:25,130 -See you tomorrow, Waël. -Bye, Shana. 1392 01:17:26,088 --> 01:17:26,963 Thanks. 1393 01:17:30,463 --> 01:17:31,630 Fabrice, are you coming? 1394 01:17:43,171 --> 01:17:44,255 It was a long time ago... 1395 01:17:48,046 --> 01:17:49,546 He never tried again. 1396 01:17:52,921 --> 01:17:54,171 I try not to think about it, 1397 01:17:55,130 --> 01:17:56,296 but I can't help it. 1398 01:18:02,463 --> 01:18:03,588 It was just me. 1399 01:18:06,130 --> 01:18:07,421 He didn't touch my sisters. 1400 01:18:10,463 --> 01:18:11,463 Sometimes... 1401 01:18:13,421 --> 01:18:14,880 when I was little, he... 1402 01:18:17,046 --> 01:18:18,838 It will wreck my family if I say anything. 1403 01:18:19,421 --> 01:18:21,005 -No. -They'll hate me. 1404 01:18:21,088 --> 01:18:22,213 No one will hate you. 1405 01:18:22,963 --> 01:18:24,213 I don't want to press charges. 1406 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:26,796 Talk with... 1407 01:18:27,755 --> 01:18:29,088 someone you can trust. 1408 01:18:30,171 --> 01:18:31,046 My mom? 1409 01:18:34,046 --> 01:18:35,671 What if she doesn't believe me? 1410 01:18:35,755 --> 01:18:36,838 She will. 1411 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:39,296 What if she doesn't do anything? 1412 01:18:39,380 --> 01:18:40,588 Then I will. 1413 01:18:43,921 --> 01:18:44,921 Your friend... 1414 01:18:46,838 --> 01:18:47,921 The one it happened to. 1415 01:18:49,755 --> 01:18:51,088 Did he talk to someone? 1416 01:18:51,171 --> 01:18:52,171 Joseph? 1417 01:18:54,546 --> 01:18:55,546 Joseph? 1418 01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:11,130 SHANA: SHE BELIEVED ME 1419 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,838 What are you doing? Hurry, the make-up guy's coming! 1420 01:20:20,505 --> 01:20:22,713 -Seriously? -What? 1421 01:20:33,838 --> 01:20:35,255 Monique, I'm way too hot. 1422 01:20:35,338 --> 01:20:37,838 Concentrate on the footwork. We need to win. 1423 01:20:37,921 --> 01:20:38,880 Why? 1424 01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:41,005 I thought we'd given up conning people. 1425 01:20:41,088 --> 01:20:42,880 This is different. We're not robbing anyone! 1426 01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:52,796 Save your applause until later. Next up, couple number 21! 1427 01:22:19,296 --> 01:22:22,463 Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for our winners, 1428 01:22:22,546 --> 01:22:24,171 Couple number 21, 1429 01:22:24,255 --> 01:22:26,338 Monique and Fernand! 1430 01:22:26,421 --> 01:22:28,338 Fernand? What kind of name is that? 1431 01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:30,755 -I won't be-- -Smile. 1432 01:22:30,838 --> 01:22:31,838 Thank you. 1433 01:22:44,005 --> 01:22:45,046 Any post for me? 1434 01:22:45,505 --> 01:22:48,630 Yes, here. From the education authorities. 1435 01:22:49,713 --> 01:22:50,880 A bill. 1436 01:22:50,963 --> 01:22:52,005 Another bill. 1437 01:22:52,796 --> 01:22:54,380 Local council. 1438 01:22:54,463 --> 01:22:56,463 -The FEA. -What's that? 1439 01:22:58,046 --> 01:23:00,463 French Enterprise Agency. 1440 01:23:03,088 --> 01:23:04,505 Never heard of it. Let me see. 1441 01:23:05,213 --> 01:23:07,421 And I think this last one is personal. 1442 01:23:12,255 --> 01:23:16,421 "We are very honored to congratulate you on the swift promotion of your employees. 1443 01:23:19,713 --> 01:23:24,130 Indeed, the ascent of your former secretary to... 1444 01:23:26,796 --> 01:23:28,171 the very top of your business 1445 01:23:28,255 --> 01:23:32,546 has led us to name you as our Business of the Month 1446 01:23:33,213 --> 01:23:35,630 and we would therefore like to offer you 1447 01:23:35,713 --> 01:23:38,255 a week's holiday in Réunion for two people." 1448 01:23:47,630 --> 01:23:48,921 These are real tickets! 1449 01:23:49,005 --> 01:23:50,171 That's wonderful. 1450 01:23:51,046 --> 01:23:52,213 I'm so pleased for you. 1451 01:23:53,046 --> 01:23:55,005 This is unbelievable! 1452 01:23:55,088 --> 01:23:56,671 Do you know who you're going to take? 1453 01:23:58,505 --> 01:23:59,338 Of course. 1454 01:24:01,296 --> 01:24:02,338 I'll give her a ring now. 1455 01:24:24,755 --> 01:24:25,838 Did you call for me? 1456 01:24:26,755 --> 01:24:27,713 Come in. 1457 01:24:29,671 --> 01:24:31,130 We're having a meeting. 1458 01:24:31,213 --> 01:24:32,088 What? 1459 01:24:32,171 --> 01:24:34,296 We meet every Friday to discuss how the week went. 1460 01:24:35,796 --> 01:24:36,630 So, Waël. 1461 01:24:37,630 --> 01:24:39,213 My dear Waël. 1462 01:24:39,630 --> 01:24:41,546 I don't know how you did it but well done. 1463 01:24:41,630 --> 01:24:45,046 Full attendance all week! I take my hat off to you. 1464 01:24:45,921 --> 01:24:49,338 The hardest part is giving them a reason to keep coming back. 1465 01:24:50,130 --> 01:24:51,088 Thank you. 1466 01:24:51,755 --> 01:24:55,338 How do you feel about the kids? Because, well, they love you! 1467 01:24:55,421 --> 01:24:57,713 It's a great experience. 1468 01:24:57,796 --> 01:24:59,921 I didn't think I would enjoy it, but I do. 1469 01:25:00,005 --> 01:25:02,755 Well, you should make a career out of it. 1470 01:25:02,838 --> 01:25:05,380 You'd have no trouble getting qualified. 1471 01:25:06,421 --> 01:25:08,088 -Really? -Really. 1472 01:25:08,505 --> 01:25:09,713 But no nicking shopping carts. 1473 01:25:10,630 --> 01:25:12,213 If you can't change, tell me right now. 1474 01:25:13,421 --> 01:25:14,296 Think about it. 1475 01:25:15,546 --> 01:25:16,546 What else? 1476 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:18,963 Do you like the cookies? 1477 01:25:19,046 --> 01:25:20,130 Delicious. 1478 01:25:21,130 --> 01:25:23,505 Yeah, really good. Honestly, Victor, I'm touched you-- 1479 01:25:25,838 --> 01:25:28,171 See! You can't even tell the difference! 1480 01:25:28,255 --> 01:25:31,171 Not another word about own-brand cookies! 1481 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,713 Right, I've got work to do. 1482 01:25:36,046 --> 01:25:37,588 And you. Think it over. 1483 01:25:52,796 --> 01:25:53,630 Hey! 1484 01:25:55,255 --> 01:25:56,088 Waël. 1485 01:25:56,171 --> 01:25:57,880 -All good? -Yeah. 1486 01:25:57,963 --> 01:25:59,296 Here's the little guy's file. 1487 01:26:00,088 --> 01:26:00,921 For you. 1488 01:26:01,505 --> 01:26:03,505 Everything's in there. School, health, home life. 1489 01:26:04,046 --> 01:26:06,296 -Wow, you don't kid around. -Isn't it what you wanted? 1490 01:26:06,921 --> 01:26:08,713 Yeah, but I wasn't expecting... 1491 01:26:10,713 --> 01:26:12,588 I got a cop friend to check you out. 1492 01:26:13,963 --> 01:26:14,963 What? 1493 01:26:15,421 --> 01:26:16,921 -I don't get it. -Yes, you do. 1494 01:26:19,380 --> 01:26:21,255 We're not going to be youth workers forever. 1495 01:26:22,005 --> 01:26:24,546 I need you to get me an introduction with your supplier. 1496 01:26:26,088 --> 01:26:27,255 That can't happen. 1497 01:26:27,338 --> 01:26:30,755 Frankly, you want to stay away. It won't lead anywhere good. 1498 01:26:30,838 --> 01:26:33,713 It's OK, I get it. It's your thing. Keep it to yourself. 1499 01:26:34,921 --> 01:26:37,796 But, you did tell me 1500 01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:40,463 that each note cost a tenth of its value. 1501 01:26:40,546 --> 01:26:41,546 Let me past, please. 1502 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:46,088 So if you give him 40,000 euros... 1503 01:26:48,796 --> 01:26:50,546 he'll give you 400,000 fake ones. 1504 01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:51,921 Right? 1505 01:26:53,630 --> 01:26:56,255 I'll give you 50 grand of the 400,000. 1506 01:26:56,796 --> 01:26:57,630 Your commission. 1507 01:26:59,046 --> 01:27:02,255 -50,000 euros. -Yes. And that's just for starters. 1508 01:27:02,338 --> 01:27:03,921 You and I are going to make megabucks. 1509 01:27:05,171 --> 01:27:06,171 When can you get it? 1510 01:27:09,130 --> 01:27:11,171 -I have to go. -I don't think you heard me. 1511 01:27:11,588 --> 01:27:12,755 Fifty thousand euros. 1512 01:27:13,838 --> 01:27:15,421 How long's she been looking after you? 1513 01:27:16,671 --> 01:27:18,463 And all you do is screw up. 1514 01:27:20,213 --> 01:27:21,046 Waël. 1515 01:27:23,213 --> 01:27:24,880 You ought to return the favor, right? 1516 01:27:25,963 --> 01:27:27,088 -Come on. -Just once. 1517 01:27:28,213 --> 01:27:30,171 -Just once, OK? -Fine. 1518 01:27:32,213 --> 01:27:33,213 When? 1519 01:27:33,338 --> 01:27:34,713 How do I know this isn't a trap? 1520 01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:37,046 That your cop friend won't be joining us. 1521 01:27:37,130 --> 01:27:39,130 You watch too many movies. 1522 01:27:39,213 --> 01:27:42,505 There's no mic, the notes aren't tagged. This is straight up. 1523 01:27:42,963 --> 01:27:43,880 OK? 1524 01:27:45,338 --> 01:27:48,421 Remember, you were the one who told me. I didn't ask you for anything. 1525 01:27:59,255 --> 01:28:00,421 Unbelievable. 1526 01:28:01,046 --> 01:28:02,005 I don't know. 1527 01:28:02,421 --> 01:28:04,046 Really, if I get 10 numbers a day, 1528 01:28:05,088 --> 01:28:06,963 I was bound to run into one of them. 1529 01:28:07,046 --> 01:28:09,255 Yes, but it's crazy that she's Nadia's sister. 1530 01:28:10,130 --> 01:28:11,630 Yes. Small world. 1531 01:28:12,505 --> 01:28:13,630 Or God is great. 1532 01:28:14,505 --> 01:28:15,380 God is great. 1533 01:28:17,963 --> 01:28:19,213 You may not believe anymore, 1534 01:28:19,921 --> 01:28:21,505 but look at His signs. 1535 01:28:22,213 --> 01:28:24,963 Victor, the kids, and now Sarah. 1536 01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:28,088 You think they're signs, I call them coincidences. 1537 01:28:32,005 --> 01:28:34,838 You know I always wanted to have a child but I couldn't. 1538 01:28:34,921 --> 01:28:35,796 I know. 1539 01:28:36,671 --> 01:28:39,005 So I left everything behind and found God. 1540 01:28:40,421 --> 01:28:41,838 He was the one who sent me there. 1541 01:28:44,171 --> 01:28:46,005 I always thought it was... 1542 01:28:46,588 --> 01:28:48,088 to help all those poor kids. 1543 01:28:49,546 --> 01:28:50,963 But it was to find my child. 1544 01:28:57,963 --> 01:28:58,921 You know, 1545 01:28:59,921 --> 01:29:02,755 you can run, but you'll always wind up where you're supposed to be. 1546 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:04,463 Yeah. 1547 01:29:07,255 --> 01:29:10,130 So when He shows us the way, it's a shame not to follow. 1548 01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:12,630 Why are you telling me this? 1549 01:29:13,421 --> 01:29:14,630 What's in your bag? 1550 01:29:22,296 --> 01:29:23,755 -Good evening. -Good evening. 1551 01:29:24,588 --> 01:29:26,088 -All good? -Yes, and you? 1552 01:29:26,171 --> 01:29:28,130 Yeah, I'm... 1553 01:29:28,421 --> 01:29:29,463 glad you came. 1554 01:29:31,005 --> 01:29:31,838 Hey! 1555 01:29:33,171 --> 01:29:34,505 You're here too, Nadia. 1556 01:29:34,588 --> 01:29:36,880 -Well, this is about her. -Yeah. 1557 01:29:40,963 --> 01:29:41,838 What's all this? 1558 01:29:42,588 --> 01:29:44,338 No, that's nothing. 1559 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,421 It's for tonight's meeting. 1560 01:29:46,796 --> 01:29:48,963 I thought it was more original. 1561 01:29:49,296 --> 01:29:50,880 Fifteen of us eating off two plates? 1562 01:29:51,630 --> 01:29:52,546 Precisely. 1563 01:29:52,630 --> 01:29:55,963 The kids have one plate and the adults get the other. 1564 01:29:56,046 --> 01:29:57,088 To encourage... 1565 01:29:58,130 --> 01:30:00,213 team spirit. 1566 01:30:00,296 --> 01:30:01,296 Bit weird, right? 1567 01:30:02,088 --> 01:30:03,088 It's inventive. 1568 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:34,005 Weird that they're all late, right? 1569 01:30:34,630 --> 01:30:35,755 Aren't you worried at all? 1570 01:30:36,671 --> 01:30:38,005 Yeah, aren't you worried? 1571 01:30:38,713 --> 01:30:42,380 Actually, I think they may not have received my group text. 1572 01:30:43,213 --> 01:30:44,296 I texted... 1573 01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:45,546 everyone. 1574 01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:49,880 And your sister's the only one I saw in person, so I invited her-- 1575 01:30:49,963 --> 01:30:51,880 That must be it. 1576 01:30:53,046 --> 01:30:54,171 Good job I came then. 1577 01:30:54,755 --> 01:30:56,713 Otherwise it would have been just you two! 1578 01:30:57,671 --> 01:31:00,005 That would have been awkward for you both. 1579 01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,380 Quite. Thank you, Nadia. 1580 01:31:02,338 --> 01:31:03,171 Thanks for coming. 1581 01:31:05,005 --> 01:31:07,671 So cute! You made chicken-shaped napkins! 1582 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:09,755 No, those are swans. 1583 01:31:09,838 --> 01:31:11,338 No, you make swans like this. 1584 01:31:20,630 --> 01:31:21,463 That's a swan. 1585 01:31:27,213 --> 01:31:28,046 I hate her. 1586 01:31:32,130 --> 01:31:36,171 So, yeah. He lisped for a month, but he didn't make fun of my name again. 1587 01:31:37,171 --> 01:31:38,671 Waël's a lovely name. 1588 01:31:38,963 --> 01:31:40,130 -Really? -Yeah. 1589 01:31:40,213 --> 01:31:41,505 I would call my son that. 1590 01:31:42,588 --> 01:31:44,046 -Seriously? -Yeah. 1591 01:31:45,005 --> 01:31:46,505 I couldn't call my daughter Sarah. 1592 01:31:47,213 --> 01:31:48,088 Why not? 1593 01:31:48,380 --> 01:31:50,088 It's the same name as her mother. 1594 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,130 -What? -You're crazy. 1595 01:31:57,505 --> 01:31:59,963 So, what do you really do? 1596 01:32:00,546 --> 01:32:01,796 Lawyers... 1597 01:32:03,171 --> 01:32:05,296 -You never let anything go. -Come on, tell me. 1598 01:32:08,838 --> 01:32:09,838 I get by. 1599 01:32:12,213 --> 01:32:13,588 OK, no more lies. 1600 01:32:14,796 --> 01:32:15,838 So? 1601 01:32:15,921 --> 01:32:16,880 So... 1602 01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:19,046 I run a few scams. 1603 01:32:26,005 --> 01:32:27,046 That's it? 1604 01:32:27,963 --> 01:32:29,213 You don't want to hear more? 1605 01:32:30,171 --> 01:32:31,296 I've read your file. 1606 01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:33,505 I just wanted to see if you'd lie. 1607 01:32:36,213 --> 01:32:38,171 And why did you become a lawyer? 1608 01:32:39,463 --> 01:32:42,380 Thanks to a pretty special teacher. 1609 01:32:42,463 --> 01:32:44,505 She got me into law and I've never wanted to stop. 1610 01:32:46,421 --> 01:32:49,046 Sometimes people inspire you without you even noticing. 1611 01:32:49,130 --> 01:32:50,171 I don't know. 1612 01:32:56,463 --> 01:32:57,880 Thanks for your help. 1613 01:33:03,505 --> 01:33:05,255 I know Joseph was your friend. 1614 01:33:06,255 --> 01:33:08,088 God is watching over him now. 1615 01:33:08,171 --> 01:33:10,838 He should have watched over him here. 1616 01:33:14,213 --> 01:33:17,713 The Lord didn't do those horrible things to him. 1617 01:33:18,796 --> 01:33:21,921 No, but he did nothing to stop them. 1618 01:33:22,005 --> 01:33:25,963 Like he did nothing for my family. 1619 01:33:26,046 --> 01:33:29,380 He wants me to be alone and unhappy. 1620 01:33:29,463 --> 01:33:32,005 You won't be alone or unhappy. 1621 01:33:33,088 --> 01:33:36,963 You'll grow up and have lots of friends. 1622 01:33:37,046 --> 01:33:39,171 And a wife and a family. 1623 01:33:39,255 --> 01:33:41,005 People will love you. 1624 01:33:41,088 --> 01:33:44,546 I won't let them. It hurts when they go. 1625 01:33:45,755 --> 01:33:46,963 Look at me. 1626 01:33:47,046 --> 01:33:48,546 Look at me carefully. 1627 01:33:49,838 --> 01:33:50,838 I will... 1628 01:33:51,463 --> 01:33:54,630 I will love you all your life. 1629 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:56,296 Every day. 1630 01:33:57,421 --> 01:33:58,755 Whatever happens. 1631 01:33:59,755 --> 01:34:00,755 I promise you. 1632 01:34:15,296 --> 01:34:18,505 So? Was it worth my night away? 1633 01:34:18,963 --> 01:34:19,796 You tell me. 1634 01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:20,796 What do you mean? 1635 01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:23,296 -You stayed with Victor, right? -Let's not talk about it. 1636 01:34:24,088 --> 01:34:26,255 He took me out to dinner, bought me flowers, 1637 01:34:26,338 --> 01:34:28,796 gave up his bed for me, and slept on the sofa. 1638 01:34:29,421 --> 01:34:30,796 Then he made breakfast. 1639 01:34:31,380 --> 01:34:32,588 Sounds awful. 1640 01:34:32,671 --> 01:34:33,588 That's not it. 1641 01:34:33,671 --> 01:34:37,463 I don't want people thinking I got promoted because he's sweet on me. 1642 01:34:37,546 --> 01:34:38,588 Promoted? 1643 01:34:38,671 --> 01:34:42,338 You know I was made HR Manager within two days, right? 1644 01:34:43,130 --> 01:34:45,463 Next, I'll be Assistant Director. 1645 01:34:45,546 --> 01:34:46,588 People will talk. 1646 01:34:57,296 --> 01:34:59,088 I don't say this enough Monique, but... 1647 01:35:00,088 --> 01:35:01,880 everything you've done for me... 1648 01:35:03,380 --> 01:35:05,880 I remember everything. 1649 01:35:05,963 --> 01:35:07,421 Are you off to war or something? 1650 01:35:08,963 --> 01:35:10,046 I hope not. 1651 01:39:00,505 --> 01:39:03,171 -Do you get the irony of this? -Of what? 1652 01:39:04,046 --> 01:39:06,213 I might be old, but you're the one in a wheelchair. 1653 01:39:07,213 --> 01:39:08,463 You're not that old. 1654 01:39:10,796 --> 01:39:13,338 -How did you have time to do all this? -What do you mean? 1655 01:39:13,421 --> 01:39:15,130 Well, you called me like 20 times a day. 1656 01:39:16,630 --> 01:39:19,005 -You wish I hadn't gone. -Of course I don't. 1657 01:39:19,088 --> 01:39:21,963 I promise, if Sarah hadn't insisted then I would have stayed. 1658 01:39:22,671 --> 01:39:24,671 -You know that right? -I know, I know. 1659 01:39:25,546 --> 01:39:26,713 This is the best one. 1660 01:39:27,505 --> 01:39:28,755 Just for you. 1661 01:39:30,505 --> 01:39:31,796 Did he really shout? 1662 01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:35,088 "I'm the king of the world!" 1663 01:39:35,505 --> 01:39:36,546 Finished, Shana? 1664 01:39:38,505 --> 01:39:40,255 Shana, you've been at it for ten minutes. 1665 01:39:41,171 --> 01:39:42,796 Can you pass me the ribbon, please? 1666 01:39:44,713 --> 01:39:46,046 Surprise! 1667 01:39:47,130 --> 01:39:47,963 Surprise! 1668 01:39:48,046 --> 01:39:49,671 -How's it going? -Good. 1669 01:39:49,755 --> 01:39:51,088 -You OK? -Hi. 1670 01:39:51,171 --> 01:39:53,380 -Hi, Waël. -Got the crap beaten out of you? 1671 01:39:53,796 --> 01:39:55,005 It was a close match. 1672 01:39:55,338 --> 01:39:56,171 Liar! 1673 01:39:56,255 --> 01:39:58,380 Seriously. Head-butted him in the knee. 1674 01:39:58,463 --> 01:39:59,463 Got him in the elbow. 1675 01:39:59,546 --> 01:40:00,921 Believe me, he must be in pain. 1676 01:40:03,171 --> 01:40:04,713 Good to see you, Waël. 1677 01:40:05,546 --> 01:40:06,380 King of the world. 1678 01:40:07,963 --> 01:40:09,380 -No. -What? 1679 01:40:09,463 --> 01:40:10,338 I know nothing. 1680 01:40:12,255 --> 01:40:14,046 -Couldn't keep quiet? -What's going on? 1681 01:40:14,130 --> 01:40:15,088 Nothing. 1682 01:40:15,921 --> 01:40:16,963 Waël, 1683 01:40:17,046 --> 01:40:18,380 this is from the kids. 1684 01:40:18,963 --> 01:40:20,880 Here. I wrote it. 1685 01:40:21,963 --> 01:40:25,255 "From all of uz. Thank you for wot you dun for uz." 1686 01:40:25,338 --> 01:40:28,296 Yeah, you can tell Jimmy wrote it! 1687 01:40:28,838 --> 01:40:29,671 Thank you. 1688 01:40:33,546 --> 01:40:35,505 THE LITTLE BOOK OF QUOTES 1689 01:40:36,171 --> 01:40:38,005 It's full of people who stole your quotes. 1690 01:40:40,130 --> 01:40:42,255 I've got something for you too. 1691 01:40:44,630 --> 01:40:46,130 APPLICATION FORM 1692 01:40:46,213 --> 01:40:47,546 Are you serious? 1693 01:40:54,421 --> 01:40:57,421 THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO HELP OTHERS, ASSHOLE! 1694 01:41:03,005 --> 01:41:05,005 Subtitle translation by Tilly O'Neill 116125