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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,230 No, you give me the Crunch Berries, 2 00:00:01,232 --> 00:00:02,631 then you get the remote, dumb-dumb. 3 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,033 No, I want... I will take the remote first... 4 00:00:04,035 --> 00:00:04,820 You're not gonna get the remote. 5 00:00:04,845 --> 00:00:07,303 - And then I will give you this. - Give me five Crunch berries... 6 00:00:07,305 --> 00:00:08,704 - Guys, we've got a problem. - Yeah. 7 00:00:08,706 --> 00:00:10,106 Saturday morning cartoons start very soon 8 00:00:10,108 --> 00:00:13,558 and all we have is this mini nug. 9 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,855 Maybe enough for one hit each, tops. 10 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:20,536 So if my math is correct, that's only, like... 11 00:00:22,561 --> 00:00:24,394 This is fine, okay? We just need to think. 12 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:27,965 We need to figure out a way to maximize our precious resources. 13 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:29,399 - Okay? - Yeah. 14 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:31,303 Just be willing to try any angle. 15 00:00:31,328 --> 00:00:34,471 - Okay, so let's try angles. - Hmm. 16 00:00:34,473 --> 00:00:37,407 Try some angles... Bermuda Triangle. 17 00:00:37,409 --> 00:00:38,975 - High. - Right, great, yeah. 18 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,670 We wanna get high. High angle, high angle. 19 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,481 BermuDope HighAngle. 20 00:00:44,483 --> 00:00:48,085 BermuDope HighAngle. 21 00:00:48,087 --> 00:00:49,386 Get me a marker! 22 00:00:50,856 --> 00:00:52,990 Okay, so listen up, all right? 23 00:00:52,992 --> 00:00:55,743 On the count of three, we blaze the little bit of nug we have. 24 00:00:55,774 --> 00:00:57,561 - Yep. - You inhale, hold it in, 25 00:00:57,563 --> 00:00:58,595 and then at the sound of the shotgun... 26 00:00:59,933 --> 00:01:03,166 Then, next sound of the shotgun... 27 00:01:03,168 --> 00:01:05,035 Inhale, pipe from the left... We got a shotgun situation. 28 00:01:05,037 --> 00:01:05,730 Let's go, come on. 29 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:07,128 Okay, let's just get to blazing 30 00:01:07,153 --> 00:01:09,339 - so we can watch "Paw Patrol." - Okay, here we go, ready? 31 00:01:09,341 --> 00:01:10,841 - Yeah. - One, two, three. 32 00:01:10,843 --> 00:01:13,610 Roast your bowlios. 33 00:01:13,612 --> 00:01:15,879 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 34 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:19,116 Exhale! 35 00:01:21,754 --> 00:01:23,920 - What? - What the... 36 00:01:23,922 --> 00:01:26,390 - I'm pulling over. - Oh, my God. 37 00:01:28,257 --> 00:01:30,227 Dude, is this for real? 38 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:33,263 Hola, welcome to the BermuDope HighAngle. 39 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:35,699 Dude, this is the next, next, next, man. 40 00:01:35,701 --> 00:01:36,715 I mean, the hits just keep coming. 41 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,382 - Oh, I'm super high. - That worked. 42 00:01:38,407 --> 00:01:40,406 What is this for? Like a dope party or something? 43 00:01:40,414 --> 00:01:41,813 No, no, no, no, this is just us. 44 00:01:41,815 --> 00:01:45,517 What we do on a Saturday with my bros. 45 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:47,819 Smoking weed with my only friends. 46 00:01:47,821 --> 00:01:49,861 - I love you guys. - I love you to death man, 47 00:01:49,886 --> 00:01:50,409 I really love you. 48 00:01:50,434 --> 00:01:51,089 You guys are great dudes. 49 00:01:51,091 --> 00:01:53,859 Is it cool if we get in on that or... 50 00:01:53,861 --> 00:01:55,227 - Yes, please. - Thank you. 51 00:01:55,229 --> 00:01:56,695 - Yes! - Thank you... this is amazing. 52 00:01:56,697 --> 00:01:58,196 - That's awesome, man. - Awesome, um... 53 00:01:58,198 --> 00:01:59,665 is it cool if I, like, call some people over? 54 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,366 Like, they gotta see this. 55 00:02:01,368 --> 00:02:03,235 Yeah, dude, more people, yeah... call 'em up, man. 56 00:02:03,237 --> 00:02:06,772 I got a pocket full of rubbers, and my homeboys do too. 57 00:02:06,774 --> 00:02:08,840 - Wait, what's up? - We got booze and beer. 58 00:02:08,842 --> 00:02:11,209 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool, cool, I will... 59 00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:14,212 I'll spread the word. By the way, it's Friday, so. 60 00:02:14,214 --> 00:02:15,814 - Right, right. - Sure. 61 00:02:15,816 --> 00:02:18,417 - Wait, what? - My iCal says it's Friday. 62 00:02:18,419 --> 00:02:21,253 - You guys said... - You said Saturday. 63 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:22,788 Dude, we're supposed to be at work right now. 64 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:24,315 Okay, should we just go? Should be like, 65 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:26,179 Oh, we got a flat tire on the way... or, like, we slept in. 66 00:02:26,204 --> 00:02:28,894 Anders, it's not about flat tires or sleeping in. 67 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:30,896 It's about the fact that we don't get to watch "Paw Patrol" 68 00:02:30,898 --> 00:02:33,932 until 24 hours from now. 69 00:02:38,038 --> 00:02:40,572 ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 70 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:42,574 ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 71 00:02:42,576 --> 00:02:44,309 ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 72 00:02:52,286 --> 00:02:54,820 Dude, you just rolled, like, 30 joints 73 00:02:54,822 --> 00:02:55,887 in, like, what ten minutes? 74 00:02:55,889 --> 00:02:57,622 Yeah, yeah, yes, I did. 75 00:02:57,624 --> 00:02:59,624 And I'm about to smoke five in ten seconds. 76 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:01,850 - Oh, my God, dude! - Oh! 77 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,729 - He continues to amaze me. - Every time. 78 00:03:03,731 --> 00:03:06,098 - This is magic right here. - Yo, um... 79 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,166 can we, like, touch your hair or something? 80 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:09,167 Like, would that be cool with you? 81 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:10,469 Like, not to be weird. 82 00:03:10,471 --> 00:03:11,737 Uh... okay. 83 00:03:11,739 --> 00:03:15,774 ♪ And The Human Jock Box ♪ 84 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:20,345 - ♪ We got the beats ♪ - Ahh, it tickles! 85 00:03:20,347 --> 00:03:23,248 It tickles! Don't-don't-don't-don't-ahh! 86 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:27,152 Oh-oh, gosh! Do not do that again, please. 87 00:03:27,154 --> 00:03:29,521 I'm kidding. Definitely do that again. 88 00:03:29,523 --> 00:03:32,157 Ahh! 89 00:03:32,159 --> 00:03:36,528 What can I say? I'm 6'3" and I got a dive like Jager. 90 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:38,597 A what like who? 91 00:03:38,599 --> 00:03:40,265 Tom Jager, baby. 92 00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:42,567 ♪ Here's a funky fresh sound ♪ 93 00:03:44,371 --> 00:03:46,371 Okay, does anyone know who he's talking about? 94 00:03:46,373 --> 00:03:50,308 - We are freakin' party gods! - This party is really rockin'. 95 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,610 Yo, dudes! 96 00:03:51,612 --> 00:03:53,278 Are you guys drinking on the roof? 97 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,348 That's that next-next like next-next, dude. 98 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:58,550 It is the next-next. It's next-next-next-next. 99 00:03:58,552 --> 00:04:00,619 It's just part of living that tight butthole life. 100 00:04:00,621 --> 00:04:02,721 Oh, tight butthole! Dude, that's awesome. 101 00:04:02,723 --> 00:04:04,523 Yo, I'm Snapchatting this if that's cool. 102 00:04:04,525 --> 00:04:07,392 Yo, the bros are my new favorite dudes. 103 00:04:07,394 --> 00:04:09,561 They throw down, they smoke! 104 00:04:09,563 --> 00:04:11,329 And they keep a tight butthole! 105 00:04:11,331 --> 00:04:14,399 Tight butthole! Tight butthole! 106 00:04:14,401 --> 00:04:17,235 Tight butthole! Tight butthole! 107 00:04:22,476 --> 00:04:24,376 Whoo! 108 00:04:41,428 --> 00:04:43,328 We really blew this bitch up, didn't we? 109 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:44,629 Check this out. That's a new record. 110 00:04:44,631 --> 00:04:46,198 - Oh! - Well, well, well. 111 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,366 You boys made quite the noise this weekend, 112 00:04:48,368 --> 00:04:50,368 Lot of people that think you're pretty dope. 113 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:54,082 Or should I say... tight butthole? 114 00:04:54,107 --> 00:04:55,173 You could say that. 115 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:57,075 - We do say that. - Yeah, that's our thing. 116 00:04:57,077 --> 00:04:59,711 - So don't use it. - My name is Kurt Fossil. 117 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:03,048 Marketing director, Bango Energy Drinks. 118 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,684 We saw the social media blitz you guys pulled off 119 00:05:05,686 --> 00:05:07,552 over the weekend, and it was gorgeous. 120 00:05:07,554 --> 00:05:09,554 We believe with our sponsorship, 121 00:05:09,556 --> 00:05:13,291 we can take your parties up a notch and get rich quick. 122 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,927 Oh, my God. Cool. That's the best way to get rich. 123 00:05:15,929 --> 00:05:17,562 Yeah, that's my favorite way to get rich, yeah. 124 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:19,868 You guys, we can quit TAC and just, like, 125 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:22,110 get wasted all the time! 126 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:24,135 - I'm in, sir. - Thank you Mike. 127 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:27,505 That's a dream come true, yes. I'm gonna mogulize my lifestyle. 128 00:05:27,507 --> 00:05:31,343 I'm gonna be like... Like... 129 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:34,479 - I can't think of a mogul. - William Randolph Hearst. 130 00:05:34,481 --> 00:05:36,481 - Paula Abdul. - Actually, I don't know. 131 00:05:36,483 --> 00:05:37,949 I'm kinda sketched out, guys. 132 00:05:37,951 --> 00:05:39,951 - I don't know if I wanna do this. - Really? 133 00:05:39,953 --> 00:05:42,187 No, not really! I'm yanking your chain. 134 00:05:42,189 --> 00:05:44,289 I got you, man. I'm basically like a human can 135 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:46,291 of Mountain Dew Kickstart with hair. 136 00:05:46,293 --> 00:05:48,260 Make that a Bango. 137 00:05:48,262 --> 00:05:49,694 - That's a free can. - What? 138 00:05:49,696 --> 00:05:51,129 Plenty more where those came from. 139 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:52,931 - He gave it to me. - Is this free? 140 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:55,166 And just to show you we're down, this is a bucket hat. 141 00:05:55,168 --> 00:05:57,769 I want you guys to share it. 142 00:05:57,771 --> 00:05:58,904 - Whoa! - Just... no! 143 00:05:58,906 --> 00:06:00,505 - Give it! - I want that one! 144 00:06:00,507 --> 00:06:02,407 - Be cool in front of the dude! - Just give it! 145 00:06:02,409 --> 00:06:04,676 Oh, sorry, dude. Sir. 146 00:06:04,678 --> 00:06:07,679 Looks pretty tight butthole, right? 147 00:06:07,681 --> 00:06:11,249 - Tight butthole! - Yeah! 148 00:06:19,403 --> 00:06:21,994 - One, two, three, four... - Right on. 149 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,580 Oh, good girl. Shake that dick, boy! 150 00:06:24,646 --> 00:06:27,791 - Wiggle waggle. - 10, 11, 12! 151 00:06:34,339 --> 00:06:36,816 Yeah! Keg stand. Very cool, I like it. 152 00:06:36,848 --> 00:06:38,548 - Nice. - I wanna see you do it. 153 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:40,177 - I'll lift you up. - Yeah! 154 00:06:40,202 --> 00:06:41,488 Yeah, no, you don't need to lift me. 155 00:06:41,513 --> 00:06:42,933 Because I actually have an assistant now. 156 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,988 Flex for 'em, Goons. Get you some. Pop them titties. 157 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,556 Pop them titties. Pop them titty muscles. 158 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:51,861 - Hoist thy ankles, Goons. - Hoisting thy ankles, baby! 159 00:06:51,863 --> 00:06:54,698 - He repeats everything I say. - You got this! 160 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,973 Actually, let's record this, right? 161 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,051 - Okay. - Okay. 162 00:06:57,076 --> 00:06:59,402 Let's all start at 20 so it seems like 163 00:06:59,404 --> 00:07:02,739 I'm better at drinking and then we hashtag it "Bango" 164 00:07:02,741 --> 00:07:06,342 - on all social media, okay? - ♪ Bango, baby! ♪ 165 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:09,212 20, 21, 22... 166 00:07:09,214 --> 00:07:12,649 23, 24, 25, 26! 167 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:21,991 - Get it! - Lemme see it! Lemme see it! 168 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:23,460 You didn't hit record. We'll have to do it again. 169 00:07:23,462 --> 00:07:25,862 - Go again. Go again. - We'll go again! 170 00:07:25,864 --> 00:07:27,797 Go, Anders! Go me! 171 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:30,333 You see that? We wore Speedos 172 00:07:30,335 --> 00:07:33,570 back when swimming was swimming, man. 173 00:07:33,572 --> 00:07:36,372 None of that bodysuit bullshit. Not even jammers. 174 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:38,575 - What're jammers? - Is that a joke? 175 00:07:38,577 --> 00:07:40,343 - No, no. - You're a joke. 176 00:07:40,345 --> 00:07:42,178 You're a joke. 177 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:44,180 Can we watch the basketball game for a little bit? 178 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:46,049 It's game seven today. 179 00:07:48,687 --> 00:07:50,920 Looks like you're done for the night. 180 00:07:50,922 --> 00:07:52,422 What? 181 00:07:52,424 --> 00:07:54,991 Never heard of a boot and rally? 182 00:07:54,993 --> 00:07:57,761 I just made room for ten more drinks, sista. 183 00:07:57,763 --> 00:07:59,496 And trust me, I know what I'm talking about 184 00:07:59,498 --> 00:08:01,131 because I get paid to party. 185 00:08:01,133 --> 00:08:02,499 You've been Bango'd. 186 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:13,610 I'm the daddy. I'm the baby! 187 00:08:13,612 --> 00:08:16,212 - Dude, this is so dope. - It's so cool, dude. 188 00:08:16,214 --> 00:08:17,814 Ooh, you like that? You like that? 189 00:08:17,816 --> 00:08:20,283 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah! 190 00:08:22,754 --> 00:08:24,888 So you're, like, weird, huh? 191 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:26,756 Yeah, you don't just slam beers. 192 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:28,625 Like, you do all this crazy stuff. 193 00:08:28,627 --> 00:08:31,494 Yeah, sometimes I slam the occasional beer 194 00:08:31,496 --> 00:08:35,298 and sometimes I just like to blaze up and get weird. 195 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,066 Huh? 196 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:39,903 - Let's get weird! - Let's get weird! 197 00:08:39,905 --> 00:08:42,839 Yeah, what's up with the wigs? Making fun of me? 198 00:08:42,841 --> 00:08:45,642 Bango slacker costumes, free when you buy a case. 199 00:08:45,644 --> 00:08:47,577 - Oh, that's dope. - I gotta get one thing. 200 00:08:47,579 --> 00:08:49,245 - Oh, hey, man. - Hey. 201 00:08:49,247 --> 00:08:51,029 - You want... I got an extra. - Dude, you gotta wear 202 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:53,817 - one of those. - This guy is our party gawd! 203 00:08:55,921 --> 00:08:59,088 Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. 204 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,158 I'm, uh... I guess you could say I'm more of a... 205 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,726 eighth-eist. 206 00:09:03,728 --> 00:09:05,328 Oh, like weed! 207 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,163 I didn't get it at first, but now that I do, 208 00:09:07,165 --> 00:09:08,665 I'm in, like, a way better place emotionally. 209 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:11,434 - Yo, hit this, dude. - Okay, I mean... 210 00:09:11,436 --> 00:09:13,169 first time for everything, right? 211 00:09:13,171 --> 00:09:15,638 - Oh, yeah, hit that shit, bro. - Hit it, bro! 212 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,775 - Yeah, two hands. Two hands. - Like a little piccolo! 213 00:09:21,546 --> 00:09:24,347 See this guy? 214 00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:27,750 Yeah, hey, who wants to see me jump off this freakin' roof? 215 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:30,520 Oh, I do! 216 00:09:30,522 --> 00:09:32,455 - Dude! - I do as well! 217 00:09:32,457 --> 00:09:34,490 Yeah, I'm gonna. It's, like, actually a really great way 218 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,043 to get the attention over to you. 219 00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,994 Everybody starts talking about you at the party, it's cool. 220 00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:39,495 You know what? I love people talking about me. 221 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,675 - We should do it. - I'm there. I'm done. 222 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,626 - We're going. - Are you guys... 223 00:09:41,651 --> 00:09:44,133 - Well, that's sort of my thing. - Let's do this. 224 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:46,369 No, no! That's my thing, guys! 225 00:09:46,371 --> 00:09:49,839 No, you... you can't! That's my thing! 226 00:09:49,841 --> 00:09:51,241 That's my thing! 227 00:09:51,243 --> 00:09:52,809 I'm gonna do it too! Break a leg! 228 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:55,278 No, only one person can do it. Wait, jump... that's my thing! 229 00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:01,184 Dude, are you okay? 230 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:04,120 So bad! Hey, hey! 231 00:10:04,122 --> 00:10:06,856 It's nothing a little weed won't fix, right? 232 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,425 I don't know. 233 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:11,728 Later, skaters! These guys are actual skateboarders. 234 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:16,332 - Actual skaters, baby! - Skaters, baby, yeah. 235 00:10:16,334 --> 00:10:18,902 Good morning. Dope party, fellas. 236 00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:22,071 I'm so proud of you. Bango is flying off the shelves. 237 00:10:22,073 --> 00:10:24,207 You guys are off the Richter scale. 238 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,075 Death toll in the hundreds. 239 00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:28,578 Thank you so much for saying that... that means a lot. 240 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,446 Yeah, man, it was awesome, but hey. 241 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,882 I got a couple creative ideas to run past you, all right? 242 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:34,309 - Sure. - So I was thinking maybe 243 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,119 we could do, like, theme parties, right? 244 00:10:36,121 --> 00:10:37,720 Like, everybody dresses up like clowns 245 00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:39,255 or, like, post-apocalyptic. 246 00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:41,791 Something like way out there and crazy, right. 247 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,226 - Yeah. - We at Bango believe 248 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,894 that the most "out there" thing we can do 249 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,430 is to keep doing the same thing over and over again. 250 00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:48,665 - Yep. - Okay. 251 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,601 But on a webseries. 252 00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:53,536 - Are we talking business? - Yeah. 253 00:10:53,538 --> 00:10:55,605 - Isaac. - Okay, good. 254 00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:57,874 Isaac Lubetkin, Adam's manager. 255 00:10:57,876 --> 00:10:59,042 This webseries. 256 00:10:59,044 --> 00:11:00,368 Are we talking a rev-share? 257 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,578 Because that's a thing I've at least overheard 258 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,515 - is a word for stuff. - Mmhmm. Okay. 259 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:08,885 Gentlemen, we've built a brand. 260 00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:11,888 - Now we build an empire. - An empire! 261 00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:13,389 Fu... yeah, I was just saying that. 262 00:11:13,391 --> 00:11:14,891 That's also one of my favorite shows. 263 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,626 We build a set, we hire extras. 264 00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:19,629 We shoot four scripted parties a day in a controlled environment 265 00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:23,466 and then we drop a new party episode online every Friday 266 00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:27,470 and the kids can party with the dudes world wiz-ide. 267 00:11:27,472 --> 00:11:30,373 - On the world wide wiz-eb. - What? 268 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,575 We are gold until we drop season two 269 00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:34,177 and that's when the money starts rolling in. 270 00:11:34,179 --> 00:11:36,012 Okay, yeah! 271 00:11:36,014 --> 00:11:37,880 Hang on, hang on, hang on, okay? 272 00:11:37,882 --> 00:11:40,183 'Cause my client's not just gonna keep working 273 00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:42,652 - for a hat split three ways. - Yep. 274 00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:45,321 Those days are over, Kurt, baby. 275 00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:47,991 - My guy right here... - My guy. 276 00:11:47,993 --> 00:11:53,096 He is willing to work for three hats split one way. 277 00:11:53,098 --> 00:11:56,366 I think I can get you one hat. 278 00:11:56,368 --> 00:11:58,568 - Hang on. - Pst. 279 00:12:02,073 --> 00:12:03,639 Yeah, baby. 280 00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:04,841 We can work with that. 281 00:12:04,843 --> 00:12:06,342 Ders, Ders, whoa, whoa, whoa. 282 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,144 You're drinking out of a garbage can, man. 283 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:09,468 It's a garbage cup. 284 00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:11,718 ♪ He's insane ♪ 285 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:18,628 The ff... 286 00:12:18,828 --> 00:12:20,163 All right, everybody, let's clear the set. 287 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:20,706 Hello. 288 00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,529 We're rolling in five. 289 00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:25,648 Hello? Am I supposed to be doing something, going somewhere? 290 00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:27,241 Yeah, I got eyes on Blake. 291 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,490 Morning, Blake, they need you in hair and makeup 292 00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:30,958 before you meet with the stunt coordinator. 293 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,927 What? No, no. I can't do any stunts. 294 00:12:32,929 --> 00:12:35,021 I got some email from Isaac yesterday. 295 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,240 Evidently, stunts are exclusive to Adam. 296 00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:39,801 That is correct, but we're still going back and forth 297 00:12:39,803 --> 00:12:42,345 on Adam's contract, and honestly, 298 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,474 your hair is testing better than Adam's dimples. 299 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:49,818 Yeah, so we think this is the best move for "Party Gawds." 300 00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:52,013 I don't know. 301 00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:54,349 Why don't you just let Ders do it or something? 302 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,459 He's not in the best of condition. 303 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,668 Hey. 304 00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:00,840 What do you say we go back to my dressing room, 305 00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:02,527 strip you down to nothing but that belt 306 00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:04,492 and like the world's about to end? 307 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,729 - Excuse me? - Oh, I was just running lines. 308 00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:13,334 Okay, yo, whoa! What the hell is that? 309 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,635 It's a weave. 310 00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:17,138 Kurt wanted to amp up your look. 311 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,273 Make it bigger. Way bigger. 312 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,908 Okay, no, that's insane. 313 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:23,010 I look like a Mortal Kombat character. 314 00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,335 I think you look cool. Johnny Cage cool. 315 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,210 Uh... what are you doing here, man? 316 00:13:28,235 --> 00:13:29,702 Oh, I'm here to watch, man. 317 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,285 Bango hooked me up with a set visit 318 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:32,429 instead of paying my medical bills. 319 00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:34,156 Pretty sick, right? 320 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,657 - Tight butthole. - Yeah, yeah, sure. 321 00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:39,894 Um, so, uh... when are you gonna be walking again? 322 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:42,296 - Like, a week or a month? - Oh, never. 323 00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:44,031 But it's cool, man. You know, I get to tell people 324 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:47,201 that Blake Henderson saw me get paralyzed! 325 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,570 - I'm so jealous. - I hate my legs now. 326 00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:52,507 Stop! Stop! Take the weave somewhere. 327 00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:54,242 Yeah, his hair's perfect. He doesn't need it. 328 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,377 You guys, no, it's gone too far, all right? 329 00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:57,990 You have to stop. Listen to me. 330 00:13:58,015 --> 00:14:01,850 The partying, the clothes, the hair. 331 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,219 I mean, come on! It's just hair, man. 332 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:08,790 It's dead fingernails or something like fingernails... 333 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,391 Like, but on your head, like a horn, 334 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:14,428 like a rhino's horn, which is also hair, I think... 335 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,298 - Don't say that. - No, dude. 336 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:20,404 Okay, no. All right, you need to see this. 337 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:21,755 - No. - What are you doing? 338 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,871 It's just hair, man. It doesn't... 339 00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:26,479 mean anything. It's not who I am, all right? 340 00:14:26,504 --> 00:14:27,924 - No, no! - Please, hey, dude! 341 00:14:27,949 --> 00:14:29,792 I'm doing it! 342 00:14:29,817 --> 00:14:32,480 - Don't! No, no, no! - It's just hair. 343 00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:34,749 - Shut up! I'm doing it! - Please! 344 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:39,620 No! 345 00:14:39,622 --> 00:14:41,355 Why? 346 00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,591 It's not me. It's just hair. 347 00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:51,308 Ahh! All right. 348 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,402 Now that that's gone, whom is your party gawd now? 349 00:14:54,404 --> 00:14:56,137 You still look incredible. 350 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,105 Hey. Losers. 351 00:14:58,107 --> 00:15:00,741 - I'll be your god. - Ahah! Please don't. 352 00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:03,044 Oh, fine, fine! Take it! 353 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,116 Dude, there's no booze anywhere on set. 354 00:15:05,118 --> 00:15:06,981 Okay, this stuff? This stuff, I was like, 355 00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,983 "Oh, here we go, let's party. Nope, nonalcoholic." 356 00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:11,652 It's all fake. It's all fake! Nothing's real! 357 00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,321 I don't know what's real anymore. 358 00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,456 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Okay, Ders will be fine. 359 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,824 We'll get him some water, some rest, I'll take care... 360 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,282 What happened to your goddamn hair? 361 00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:20,087 - It's gone, okay? I'm sorry. - Ohh... 362 00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:23,397 No, no, no, no, 'cause I'm sick of being used, all right? 363 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:26,297 I'm a human being! I'm not a goddamn action figure! 364 00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:27,714 - Step back! - Action figure? 365 00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:28,839 I like the sound of that. 366 00:15:28,864 --> 00:15:32,139 Isaac, let's do action figures, right? 367 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,300 - Done. - Instead of DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit. 368 00:15:34,302 --> 00:15:36,395 Yeah, which was, by the way, a terrible idea. 369 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,279 - I still like it, though. - Yeah. 370 00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:39,145 And that's why we're still doing it. 371 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,482 Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake? 372 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:42,383 Turkey bacon shakin', baby doggy. 373 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,414 Thank you, baby doggy. 374 00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:47,957 Kurt, I got great news, okay? Contract is signed. 375 00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:51,441 That means my boy Adam is ready to crush 376 00:15:51,466 --> 00:15:53,928 this opening stunt, all right? 377 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:56,397 Only deal is, he's gotta be in Slim Jim. 378 00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,332 All right, everything Slim Jim, Kurt. 379 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:01,636 Top to bottom, it's gotta be Slim Jim, okay? 380 00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:03,468 Blake's doing the stunt. 381 00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:08,209 You backstabbing, hairy asshole. 382 00:16:08,211 --> 00:16:10,889 Adam, I'm not doing the stunt, all right? 383 00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:13,381 Your brand! 384 00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:15,182 I don't care about the brands, Adam, stop. 385 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,518 After all the exposure that I've given us 386 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,388 with my SoCal Helpful Honda center radio spot audition, 387 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,562 - potential forthcoming callback? - Okay, the what? 388 00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:23,945 All right, I'm doing the stunt. 389 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:26,360 Excuse me. It's my show. 390 00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:27,956 You're not doing the stunt. 391 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:31,209 Well, newsflash, sir. Neither am I. 392 00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:32,833 - Fine! - I'm doing it! 393 00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,703 - I'll do the stunt. - No, I want to. 394 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,505 - I ain't afraid to die. - No one asked him. 395 00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:39,974 - He doesn't even have a brand. - Jager! 396 00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:41,609 He doesn't even have a brand... 397 00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:42,944 Whoa! 398 00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:45,036 - Oh, shit! - That wasn't the stunt. 399 00:16:45,061 --> 00:16:48,082 There's a whole thing with a Vespa and some Silly String. 400 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:50,851 Oh, my God, Ders! 401 00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:52,517 Did you do this to spite me? 402 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,422 I was just trying to kill myself. 403 00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:57,358 So then that's yes? Oh, it's a PR move. 404 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,296 - What? - You're trying to out-brand me? 405 00:16:59,321 --> 00:17:02,196 Is that what... you don't even have a brand, Ders. 406 00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,532 At least Blake had a brand til he shaved it off. 407 00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:06,878 He doesn't even have a brand! You know what? 408 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,932 You're a nice guy, and I plan on speaking at your wedding, 409 00:17:09,957 --> 00:17:12,339 but we are done professionally, mate. 410 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,922 Okay, look, these Bango guys, they got us all twisted up, 411 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:16,698 but you... we don't have to act like this, Adam. 412 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,201 I don't have to do a lot of things, okay? 413 00:17:19,203 --> 00:17:21,036 - Like be your guys's friend. - What? 414 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,071 Another one of those things that I don't have to do 415 00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:27,576 is wipe properly because I have a guy for that now. 416 00:17:27,578 --> 00:17:28,944 That' strange. That's odd. 417 00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,712 Yes, he wipes my ass for me, Blake. 418 00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,781 It's part of having an assistant! 419 00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:35,884 Good for you, Adam, but, you know, I have followers. 420 00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,554 That kid right there, he tried to kill himself for me. 421 00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:40,622 - That's pretty cool. - All right, that's it. 422 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,791 That's it. You guys... You think you're so cool. 423 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,627 You think you're so cool 'cause you got swag and followers. 424 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,197 Wow, great. You know what I got? 425 00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:51,300 - Nothing, really? - You do not know karate. 426 00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:54,469 - I don't know karate. - You do not know karate. 427 00:17:54,471 --> 00:17:56,271 I never claimed to know karate ever. 428 00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:57,424 Yeah, I don't think you know karate. 429 00:17:57,449 --> 00:18:00,309 I'm not saying I do. I'm saying you don't. 430 00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:02,411 Hey boys, come on, Let's party this puppy off. 431 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,446 Or pretend. Let's make some cash. 432 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:05,681 You know what? 433 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:09,284 - This, right? - Yeah! 434 00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:12,421 'Cause I'm done, so I will see you guys... 435 00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:15,290 but I don't wanna be you guys. 436 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:16,825 Laugh harder. Laugh harder. 437 00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:18,493 - That was... - Oh! 438 00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:19,490 Catchphrase! 439 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,467 Yeah, this right here, I don't understand. 440 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,336 Why am I not the guy in the chair, right? 441 00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,853 Oh, no, Adam, that's not how a bar mitzvah works. 442 00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:33,275 I thought I was DJing at a sports bar called Bar Mitt Fuzz. 443 00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:34,910 It's a bar mitt and there's fuzz in it. 444 00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,945 - Bar Mitt Fuzz, baby doggy! - Don't do that. 445 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,114 - Please, stop baby-dogging. - Hey. 446 00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,049 Wod it kill you to play another song? 447 00:18:41,051 --> 00:18:43,151 Why, you don't like this one? 448 00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:45,554 I think Asher Roth is tight butthole. 449 00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:47,222 But not 12 times in a row. 450 00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:48,205 This song's very tight butthole. 451 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,359 The more you listen to it, the better it gets. 452 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:52,338 - It soaks in ya, right? - You know what? 453 00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:54,363 Sorry, sir. Let me talk to him. 454 00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:57,866 Oh, you're gonna talk to me? Goons, laugh. Laugh harder. 455 00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,001 Stop. 456 00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:00,502 Don't laugh quite that hard. 457 00:19:00,504 --> 00:19:02,237 Oh, man, you're gonna talk to me? 458 00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:05,274 Well, Isaac, I do the talking. Josh! 459 00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:08,510 Hey, bud. I understand that you're branding yourself 460 00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:11,813 as a real man now. Well, guess what, bud? 461 00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:14,182 No matter how much you brand, no matter how much you work, 462 00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:16,818 your friends will backstab you. 463 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,055 Stab you in the back with a friendship knife! 464 00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:23,759 Because they are jealous of your success. 465 00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:28,397 And they'll betray you and steal the stunt. 466 00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:30,499 I'm sorry that I'm screaming. 467 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:33,335 Mayim Bialik, everyone. Enjoy. 468 00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:36,004 - Uh, that's an actress. - She played Blossom, 469 00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,673 and she was on "Big Bang Theory." 470 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,107 - She's Sheldon's girlfriend. - You know what? 471 00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:41,543 You're a good guy and I like you 472 00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,071 and I still plan on being a pallbearer 473 00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:45,714 at your sister's funeral, but we're done professionally. 474 00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:47,849 Done professionally, my baby... 475 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:49,885 Stop it, Goons! You are fired. 476 00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,553 And you are fired. Wait, is this real? 477 00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,221 And you are immediately rehired, Goons, 478 00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,856 because I need a ride home. 479 00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:01,207 Hey.. Ah. 480 00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:03,298 Tight butthole, man? Tight butthole job. 481 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,100 Hey, I was just wondering, maybe you'd be more comfortable 482 00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,702 wearing something on your head? 483 00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,271 Oh, you want me to cover my head? Why? 484 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,093 Something bothering you about it? 485 00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,708 Look it's not me, okay? I love it. 486 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,611 You know, it's just the people probably 487 00:20:13,636 --> 00:20:16,244 came here to, you know, see the hair and the cars. 488 00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:18,547 Here, why don't you put on this? 489 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,085 Look, Diaz, 490 00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:24,486 why don't you take a walk, all right, 491 00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:26,188 before I lose my cool. 492 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:29,558 Put on the hat. I'm not gonna pay you. 493 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,126 Yeah, okay, I'll wear that hat. 494 00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:33,862 - Big fan. - Absolutely. Tight butthole. 495 00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:37,299 It gets sleazy. 496 00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,735 And, uh... 497 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,303 tight butthole. 498 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:45,674 Hup! Hup! Whoa, way to finish, Corey. 499 00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:47,642 Nicely done. 500 00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:50,278 God, it feels good to be back on the deck, 501 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,646 away from all the BS... those clowns... 502 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:53,215 - Hey. - Yeah? 503 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:54,850 Sorry to be such a loose butthole, 504 00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:56,451 but can you get back to the announcer's booth? 505 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:57,953 The next heat is about to start. 506 00:20:57,955 --> 00:20:59,721 Right, yeah, sorry. 507 00:21:01,725 --> 00:21:03,625 Good job, Corey. 508 00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:06,200 All right, and next, 509 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,997 we've got the boys, 11-12, 100 butterfly. 510 00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:12,267 National record held by the Chas Morton, of course. 511 00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:16,471 In lane eight, Pat Heffernan. 512 00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:18,807 ♪ But my good friends is all I need ♪ 513 00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,709 Lane eight. Ha-ha. 514 00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:23,311 You guys ever feel like sometimes 515 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,013 you're in the lane eight of life? 516 00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:26,153 Probably we all do. 517 00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:28,388 Treading water, trying to keep your head above 518 00:21:28,462 --> 00:21:30,796 when we should really probably just sink 519 00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:33,165 to the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, and... 520 00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:36,792 let the water end it all. 521 00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:40,629 Nope, okay. 522 00:21:40,631 --> 00:21:43,632 In lane seven, 523 00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,267 Brian Newman. 524 00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:50,072 Look who it is! 525 00:21:50,074 --> 00:21:53,275 Blakey the loser came crawling back to TAC. 526 00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:58,447 Well you're here, so "loser" you too, bitch. 527 00:21:58,449 --> 00:21:59,800 Well, you're... Oh, you know what? 528 00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:02,717 You're a son of one. Yeah, that's right, I said it. 529 00:22:02,719 --> 00:22:04,775 - Son of a bitch, - That means... 530 00:22:04,836 --> 00:22:05,832 That means your mom is! 531 00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:07,556 No... oh, don't bring my mother... 532 00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:09,424 Yeah, yeah, your mom! 533 00:22:09,426 --> 00:22:11,893 - You know not to bring mama... - Ohh, I bring your mama! 534 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:14,229 I bring your mama! 535 00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:17,065 Stop! Fighting! 536 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,266 Because you bother suck at it. 537 00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:20,669 Ha-ha-ha-ha, you're both losers! 538 00:22:20,671 --> 00:22:22,204 - I hate you. - I hate you! 539 00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:23,442 - I hate you! - I hate you! 540 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,050 I hate you! 541 00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:27,175 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this shouting? 542 00:22:27,177 --> 00:22:29,478 - I thought you were friends! - We are. 543 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,847 Friends don't talk like this to each other. 544 00:22:31,849 --> 00:22:34,549 So I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense 545 00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:37,185 because I know you're better than that! 546 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:40,355 And guys, don't take what you have for granted. 547 00:22:40,357 --> 00:22:42,858 Because you don't know what you've got til it's gone. 548 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:44,461 - Yeah. - Yeah. 549 00:22:44,487 --> 00:22:45,814 I mean.. 550 00:22:46,263 --> 00:22:50,031 - Yeah. - Joni Mitchell never lied. 551 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:52,300 - And Waymond never shuts up! - I was like, 552 00:22:52,302 --> 00:22:54,069 is he gonna stop talking any time soon? 553 00:22:54,071 --> 00:22:55,537 - Rambling. - Get the out of here. 554 00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:58,440 - Yeah, you too. - I like him, honestly. 555 00:22:58,442 --> 00:23:00,041 I mean, freakin' motormouth, but he had a point. 556 00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:01,209 He did. 557 00:23:01,211 --> 00:23:04,379 You know, guys, I think it's... 558 00:23:04,381 --> 00:23:07,160 I think it's time we quit the show. 559 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:11,319 Ohho-ho-ho. Okay. 560 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:15,290 'Sup, slap dicks? Beef squashed? 561 00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:17,959 Water under the B-ridge? Great. 562 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,028 'Cause tonight's gonna be insane. 563 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:22,130 - Back at the stage... - We're not gonna do it, Kurt. 564 00:23:22,132 --> 00:23:24,199 We're done. Sowwy. 565 00:23:24,201 --> 00:23:25,477 We're not doing it for the money. 566 00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:26,758 And we're not doing it for the Bango. 567 00:23:26,783 --> 00:23:29,037 - Although, we like the Bango. - Yeah, we've been Bango'd. 568 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,639 - You have to be joking. - No. 569 00:23:30,641 --> 00:23:33,575 You're gonna give up the ultimate gig of party gawds 570 00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:36,278 for what, weekend warrior wannabes? 571 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,079 - Come on. - We just wanna... 572 00:23:38,081 --> 00:23:40,982 step things back a little bit, just go back to when we were... 573 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:45,053 - friends only. - I respect that. 574 00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:47,455 We had a great ride. Blake. 575 00:23:47,457 --> 00:23:49,457 Take this Bango slacker wig. Trust me. 576 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:52,494 Oh, okay. You want me to wear this thing. 577 00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:55,030 - Smart. - This symbol of consumerism 578 00:23:55,032 --> 00:23:56,369 - and neo-conformity. - Hey 579 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,667 - I don't think so, all right? - Blake, no offense, 580 00:23:58,669 --> 00:23:59,939 but you gotta put that thing on. 581 00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:01,135 You guys don't like this look? 582 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,971 You know, you're not that good-looking with it, 583 00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:05,217 - but without it, very foul. - Yeah. 584 00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:15,386 - Oh, yeah. - That was good. Keep that one. 585 00:24:15,411 --> 00:24:17,011 - That's a keeper. - Keeper. 586 00:24:17,097 --> 00:24:18,663 You ever heard of "puff, puff, pass," mother? 587 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,498 Get in on that. That's real weed. 588 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,233 - That's real weed. - Of course it's real weed. 589 00:24:22,235 --> 00:24:24,035 - That's real weed. - Of course it's real. 590 00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:27,005 You know, I'm sorry about being such an egomaniac. 591 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,974 You know, I feel like I really learned something 592 00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:31,676 - by having the show. - Yes, yes, thank you. 593 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,378 - Well, it's a webseries. - The webseries. 594 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:35,146 It's like I just need to be, like, a team player, 595 00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:36,815 and like, I'm one of the guys. 596 00:24:36,817 --> 00:24:38,583 - Yeah, totally. - Forever. 597 00:24:38,585 --> 00:24:39,851 - Yeah. - Forever, I love you dogs. 598 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,686 - Yeah. - Dude, I love you guys. 599 00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,922 I love you guys... real talk, I'm telling you right now. 600 00:24:43,924 --> 00:24:45,790 I think the most important thing is that we just 601 00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,125 - stay true to each other. - Right. 602 00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:49,346 - Yep. Yep. - It's like maybe 603 00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:51,629 - I take the wig off, you know? - Okay, yeah. 604 00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:53,531 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, real talk, 605 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,300 remember how I almost killed myself? 606 00:24:55,302 --> 00:24:58,002 If you take that wig off, I will, I swear to God. 607 00:24:58,004 --> 00:25:00,205 Yeah, if I learned anything from having the show... 608 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,723 - Excuse me, webseries... - Webseries. 609 00:25:01,748 --> 00:25:02,877 It's that you're the hair guy. 610 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,143 You know, you are the hair. Yeah, I have a small head 611 00:25:05,145 --> 00:25:07,846 - and a large jaw. - Yeah, yeah, and I'm tall. 612 00:25:07,848 --> 00:25:10,014 - You're tall? - Hair, height, humor. 613 00:25:10,016 --> 00:25:11,816 - Thank you, thank you so much. - That is nice. 614 00:25:11,818 --> 00:25:13,518 - Yeah, that's the show. - Mm-hmm. 615 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,101 - We should have a TV show or something. - Ah. 616 00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:17,126 Nice. 617 00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:20,995 Synced and corrected by Dragoniod for www.addic7ed.com 44145

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