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What are the plans for the day?

So my dad's supposed to be coming over in a bit. He's on his way.

He's coming over. He just texted me.

He said he's on his way and he should be here soon for us to go ahead and learn

to bake a little bit. I'm excited.

What time did he say he's coming?

Soon. He's going to be here in like 15, 20 minutes.

Okay.

So, what does your dad look like?

He's pretty young. I'll show you a picture here. I have him in my contacts.

Wow, your dad does look young.

So does mine look.

What does he look like? Let me get the picture. I've got to find it.

Here you go.

Oh, okay.

He's young too, huh?

Yeah.

So we're going to land a big cookies doodad. Cookies, yeah. I'm excited.

What kind of cookies are we making?

Iced cookies.

Iced cookies.

Ooh, yum.

What kind of icing do you like?

Just regular vanilla icing. You like vanilla icing? I like the, like, it's

a butter pecan type of icing.

I've never had that. Really?

It's really good. You're going to have to show me.

So do you want to take a couple pictures?

Yes. Come on, post on Snapchat.

All right.

We're going to find it.

Here we go.

So what are you going to be maturing in?

I really want to do my psychology degree.

What about you? I'm studying sociology.

I like to study the people in groups.

That would be awesome.

So what do you want to do after college when you get done with it?

to do something and you know helping people and bettering the world whatnot

of like what i want to do yeah post this one yeah you like this another picture

i actually really like that one a lot too you want to take a video or a

a picture right there

oh that's a little blurry

Hi, how are you?

Oh, wow.

This is your friend that you were talking to me about?

Wow, you're cute.

Nice to meet you for the first time.

How are you? I'm good. How old are you? 19.

19, wow.

This is beautiful as my daughter.

Thank you.

Oh, you look good.

Thank you, Dad.

So you girls ready for college?

Yeah, so excited.

Well, you know, I'm going to be here for a couple hours, and you already know

that there's two things that we survived that me and your mom were in college,

which is... Potatoes and it's cookies!

So do you guys want to come over here and sit down? Yes.

Teach them how to survive on cookies.

Alright.

So I kind of separated some of the ingredients that we're going to put on

magical cookie.

Very special cookie. We got some chocolate chip.

We got some brown sugar.

You know.

Got some sugar cane sugar.

You know.

Very special sugar.

And pretty much it's just you gotta make sure that when you when you beat the

dough you know it's nice and um you gotta you gotta work it you can't just

know you gotta make sure it's nice and soft feel it see how soft that is yeah

you see when it gets in the oven it gets very hard i

normally like to do a little bit of uh brown sugar just a little bit you know

Just a little sprinkle.

See, you want to try it now?

A little bit of that. Can I do the candy sticker?

Of course.

You can.

Just grab a little bit more.

There you go.

Go ahead.

And do I rub it in?

Yep.

It's always a good thing to make sure it's rubbed in.

See that?

You should do an even coat all the way around. Here, get a little bit more.

See that?

Want to do the chocolate chips?

Yes. Yeah?

I usually like to do about, you know, 13, 15.

Can we do 14 to make it even?

You can do whichever you want.

Want to do 14? You can do 14.

I'll let you work on that.

You look very beautiful.

Thank you.

Did you just cut your hair recently? I did. You did, right? I got it done.

Yeah. Thank you, Dad.

Oh, you know what?

That would look really pretty.

You can go ahead and just put them all over.

I like a lot of chocolate chips.

Oh, you're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong.

You're doing it wrong. You're going to put...

See, you see how she's doing it? You're doing a good job, honey. Thank you, Dad.

You're so fucking beautiful.

Gosh, I wish.

Honey, I'm putting enough. I put 14.

Okay, Dad.

14 chocolate chips.

Okay.

There you go. That's a lot better right there.

It's almost time to put them in the oven.

I think they are almost ready.

350 degrees.

Wow, so you guys are leaving in a couple days.

You guys ready to be on campus?

Yes, I'm so excited.

Well, I know you don't have a boyfriend.

No. Okay. What about you? Did you have a boyfriend?

No. No?

Oh, okay.

Okay.

So your girl's ready, huh?

Yeah. We have everything ready to go back to school.

That's good. That's good. I'm glad.

We're looking at dorms that we're going to be staying in.

Okay. How's that going?

It's going really good. We found one, but we're not sure if we like that one

the other one because the other one's a little bit bigger.

You know, just make sure that, um, not to change the subject, but remember, 14

chips, okay?

Okay. Make sure, okay? What do you got over there, brown sugar?

Brown sugar, yeah. Okay.

I do want some chips.

Yeah, here you go.

Thank you.

Here you go, daughter.

Um, where's your garbage bag?

It's actually right over there.

Why don't you finish the cookies and put them in the other, in the shoulder of

the barber chest.

Oh, you found it.

Yeah.

So beautiful.

Thank you.

So you really don't have a boyfriend? No.

God, you're so gorgeous.

Thank you.

No wonder she's been keeping you away from me.

Beautiful bitch.

Thank you.

Oh, let me know when you put it.

Yeah, I got it in the oven.

Oh, okay. Good job. Good job, honey.

Thanks again.

I'm going to put this away.

I'll get that.

I'll get that.

Hey. Hey, what's up, man? How are you?

Listen, this is for your daughter.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

What did she do again?

Nothing, nothing that serious.

It's actually not what she did. It's actually, you know what?

Can we talk inside?

Yeah, do you know where it's from? Where it's from? In the garage, though. Okay.

All right? It's too loud out here. Come on.

Come on, man. Step on it.

Come on in, man. Have a seat.

So, listen, man.

I wanted to talk to you about your daughter.

Okay. What does she do now?

It's actually not what she's done. It's actually what she hasn't done. What do

you exactly mean by that?

Let me see. How can I explain it to you?

It's one of those things where, as you know, they're going to be dating. You

know that already.

Yeah, I would hate that. They don't have sexual experiences.

And, I mean, I know my daughter's a virgin.

Yeah, mine is, yeah, definitely.

So, I think if we, you know, give them that first

experience, you know, we'll lead the way for them.

First experience as in you and I? Like, your daughter and my daughter?

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Sexually? Yeah, like, First experience, like... You know, that

actually sounds kind of intriguing.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm coming to you as a man because I want to

tell you, your daughter's ready.

What does that mean exactly?

Like, she came on to me earlier.

She kissed me on the lips. She kissed you? She kissed me on the lips. That

little whore.

You know? So, I just felt like I should come to you, talk to you.

You know what?

I'd actually rather you do something than go to college and have a baby. Of

course. Of course.

Yeah, I mean, it sounds intriguing.

I feel the same way. You just gotta... You're talking about now, though?

Like, right now?

Yeah, like right now. Like, just take my lead and let's do this.

Let's do this. I'm gonna have to take you up on that.

Alright. We both have two beautiful daughters.

Trust me.

Just follow my lead. All right? All right. Let's get this done.

There goes my little college girl. Hi, Daddy! How are you? Good, you?

Good, good. This is my friend.

Hi. You tell me she looks so beautiful.

Wow. Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm good.

Wow, you're hot.

Hi. Hi, how are you?

Good, good, good.

I think the cookies, they should be ready.

Yeah, I think they should.

Cookies? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Showing the girls how to survive in college.

Yeah, definitely.

I survived.

Potatoes and cookies.

How your dad can cook.

Bit of a chef.

There you go.

I thought they were going to have icing.

Well, they will have icing.

But it's going to take about 20 minutes.

What do you mean? Are we making it?

You can actually assist with the icing.

I guess we should explain more.

Yes, sir. You should.

I'd like to show you what we're talking about.

Do it. Do it.

I'm gonna do it.

Come on.

Yeah,

true tech.

That's all.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Right there, baby.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Fuck. Just like that.

That's more likely to see

Oh, shit. Oh, yes. Right there.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Ah, fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like that big cock in your mouth?

Oh, you need to be cutting your fucking mouth.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, just like that, baby. Yeah, there you go, baby.

Yeah, make some noise for me, baby. Just like that, there you go.

Oh, I love it when you get it. You're all into it, baby.

Take the clothes off, baby. I want you to take the clothes off.

Move away, right there. Just like that. Move away. Just like that, baby. Just

like that. Move away.

Yeah, hang on. Nice and slow, baby. Nice and slow.

Yeah, do you like that?

Do you like what you see?

Just like that, baby.

Just like that.

Come here.

Here, I'm going to go over there.

Oh, shit.

Oh, look at that pussy.

Oh, my God, that pussy.

There you go.

Yeah.

Fuck from the back, baby?

Yes, baby.

Yeah. Please fuck me from the back.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, nice and safe little fucking pussy.

Oh.

It's just so tight.

Oh my gosh, it's so tight.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, it's so fucking tight, Peter.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Stretch that pussy out, baby.

Stretch that pussy out on that baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

There's a fucking cop right there. Just like that.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

Right on top of that. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. It's right on top of that right there, baby.

Squat on that baby right there.

There you go.

There you go. Just like that.

Put that half back in there.

Hold those fucking cookies, baby.

Hold those fucking cookies.

Here it comes right there. Hold it right there.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm really just going to lick that cum right off that cookie.

Oh, it's so fucking hot, baby.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Ugh.

Thank you.